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5 Editorial Advanced Medical Hair Institute opens; Academic 36 Trail Talk Bob Hazard stresses the need for a 5-person Fire Performance Index released, showing Montecito Part one of Lynn Kirst’s adventures in Peru Board schools’ high scores; MFPD’s Geri Ventura informs 40 State Street Spin 6 Montecito Miscellany about emergency procedures Francie Lufkin elected by SB Yacht Club to serve as Rebecca Brand‘s “Dinner Party Art Class” TV 14 Seen Around Town first female commodore in its history; duck problems; show creates interest; John Cleese signs book CEC’s annual Green Gala; SB Rescue Mission’s CAF presents Día de los Muertos Dinner; Patti Bryant deal; Jerry Jones throws mega-bash; Larry Ellison “Downfield on the Bayou” fundraiser; Women’s jets to Hawaii to compete in Ironman competition; purchases ninth Malibu mansion; Leslie Ridley- Fund of SB members tour nonprofits; Patricia Hinds Simpson House Inn offers afternoon spot of tea Tree co-chairs UCSB fundraising campaign; displays artwork at Saks 46 Public Advertisements Studio 240 hosts film industry mixer; Ensemble 20 Sheriff’s Blotter 48 Guide to Montecito Eateries Theatre vodka party at Reds; SB Foundation Two burglaries; two individuals suffer from heat The most complete, up-to-date, comprehensive names Man and Woman of Year; Taste of the stroke on local trails listing of all individually owned Montecito Central Coast food and wine festival; CEC’s 27 Book Talk restaurants, coffee houses, bakeries, gelaterias, and Green Gala; Isaac Hernandez honored; Camerata Shelly Lowenkopf looks at The Waves, one hangouts; others in Santa Barbara, Summerland, and Pacifica performance; sightings of Virginia Woolf’s lesser known, but most Carpinteria too 9 Letters to the Editor experimental, novels 49 Movie Showtimes Steve McGlothen has questions about Montecito 31 Coming & Going Latest films, times, theaters, and addresses: they’re all Fire Department; Marge Gordon urges to vote yes Lobero hosts world premiere of An American Tango here, as they are every week on Measures A and B; Lou Segal surprises himself by 32 n.o.t.e.s. from downtown 50 Calendar of Events running for school board Jim Alexander announces candidacy for President as 53 93108 Open House Directory 10 This Week in Montecito part of Baloney Party Homes and condos currently for sale and open for Here’s the Scoop fundraiser; electronic waste 33 On Entertainment inspection in and near Montecito collection; Special Olympics Golf Classic; treasures SB Symphony launches 60th season; classical 54 Classified Advertising sale in Summerland; Greek music at UCSB; performances in town; SBCC Theatergroup presents Our very own “Craigslist” of classified ads, in C.A.L.M. Antiques & Vintage Show August: Osage County; theatre roundup; pop acts which sellers offer everything from summer rentals Tide Guide around town; two food and drink festivals approach to estate sales Handy guide to assist readers in determining when to 34 Your Westmont 55 Local Business Directory take that walk or run on the beach Orchestra premieres concerto by Diemer; two Smart business owners place business cards here so 12 Village Beat critically acclaimed Palestinian poets visit; observatory readers know where to look when they need what Cinda McGraw debuts Ciao Bella on Coast Village; offers public viewing those businesses offer

4 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 Editorial by Bob Hazard Mr. Hazard is an Associate Editor of this paper and a former president of Birnam Wood Golf Club Why We Need to Vote Yes on Measure F n less than three weeks, voters will decide whether the Board of the Montecito Fire Protection District (MFPD) should be expanded from three to five members. If Montecito votes in the affirmative, the four top vote getters forI the position will take a seat on the board. Our choices for the four seats available (current member John Venable is not up for reelection this cycle) are Susan Keller, John “Abe” Powell, Gene Sinser and Martha Collins. They have the strongest financial and entrepreneurial skills to provide community leadership, independence and transparency to the Fire District’s governing process. They will ask the toughest questions about fire regulations, equipment replacement, the need for Station #3, reciprocal agreements, community preparedness, evacuation plans, compensation, ben- efits, pensions and other urgent issues confronting the District. Why Increase the Fire Board Size from 3 to 5 Members? A five-member Board will allow the Board to act and avoid delay during an emergency if one member is absent or ill. It allows for community oversight and independence. It allows for working subcommittees to tackle financial and community issues. An expanded Board will also provide greater openness and transparency. Why New MFPD Leadership? The Board’s role is to deliver the best protection possible to a community susceptible to dangerous wind-driven wildfires. We want a fire department that continues to provide outstanding fire prevention programs, superior medical emergency services and world-class response times. But Board members also have a fiduciary responsibility to see that taxpayer money is being spent wisely and that District operations are sustainable and remain in the black. For almost 40 years, Roy Jensen, 87, a former firefighter, has dominated the decisions of the three-man Board of the Fire District. Director Jensen is a good and honorable man, but he will be 91 by the end of his 10th term, if re-elected. We are grateful for Director Jensen’s dedicated public service, but MFPD is now faced with tough long-range questions and needs a fresh approach to those problems. Is MFPD’s Pay Competitive? “Bewitching” Montecito’s current Fire Chief earns a base pay of $242,000 annually, roughly comparable to the Fire Chief of Los Angeles and about $100,000 more than most California Fire Chiefs. The Montecito Fire Chief dealt with 22 fires last year, less than two per month, counting all structure fires, car fires, vegetation fires and dumpster fires, and also serviced another 546 paramedic emergencies and 475 service calls and false alarms. The Los Angeles Fire Department, by contrast, responded to 826,924 calls last year, including 8,099 structure fires and 661,765 responses for emer- gency medical services. To put the current Montecito Chief’s base salary in context, the Mayor of Los Angeles earns less ($232,425 annually) to manage a city of 4.1 million people with 56,200 city employees and a budget of $7.2 billion. Also making less are the Vice President of the ($230,700); the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court ($228,500); every U.S. Senator ($174,000); the Governor of California ($173,987); and Santa Barbara County Supervisors ($84,200). Since 88% of MFPD’s budget is now spent on public pay and benefits, includ- ing pension payments, the Board has a vital oversight role in matching fairness with fiscal prudence. Troubling Pension Commitments Montecito firefighters may retire at 55 years of age and receive an annual defined benefit lifetime pension of 3% of their final year’s compensation mul- tiplied by each year of service. With 30 years of service, this means they receive 3% x 30 years, or up to 90% of their final year’s compensation during each year of their retirement. Retirees also receive annual cost-of-living increases and free lifetime medical benefits. When the former Fire Chief retired this year at the age of 54, his starting pension totaled a quarter of a million dollars a year, along with health care for life. Montecito is a wealthy community and most homeowners may be pleased to read how well its firefighters are paid. But, at some point such Lana Marmé generous unfunded benefits will become problematic and/or unsustainable. It Fine Apparel & Footwear will be up to the Board of Directors of MFPD to negotiate in good faith to con- 1485 EAST VALLEY ROAD tinue to pay firefighters well and to ensure the department’s financial solvency. MONTECITO, CA 93108 Please cast your vote: Yes on F, and Keller, Powell, Sinser & Collins for Fire (805)969-6962 Board. It’s important. •MJ Model: Eileen Mielko Coat: Joseph Ribkoff Boots: Sesto Meucci Photographer: David Palermo 18 – 25 October 2012 There is no friend as loyal as a book – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 5 Monte ito Miscellany by Richard Mineards

Richard covered the Royal Family for Britain’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail before moving to New York to write for Rupert Murdoch’s newly launched Star magazine in 1978; Richard later wrote for New York magazine’s “Intelligencer”. He continues to make regular appearances on CBS, ABC, and CNN, and moved to Montecito five years ago. Rebecca’s Dinner Party Art Class anta Barbara chef Rebecca Brand is going global! She had just returned from Sthe MIPCOM trade show in Cannes, France, where her new series “Dinner Party Art Class,” which combines dat- ing and relationships with fine wine, fine food and fine art as vivacious sin- gles come together to find true love, created interest through her Canadian distributor, Canamedia. “Nobody has signed on the dotted line yet, but four or five have made Rebecca Brand at a major TV convention in offers and there are another twenty Cannes around the table,” Brand told me from ing – digital and broadcast –, having the Mediterranean metropolis better had a cooking show ‘Rebecca Brand known for its celebrity gridlocked film Recipes’ on YouTube since May, which festival each May. is now one of its most popular cook- “Needless to say I’m absolutely ing channels. thrilled. It has been four days of deal- “I get thousands of hits a day and ing with really heavy hitters in the my subscriber base is accelerating at world of TV. I’m now multi platform- an amazing pace exponentially every

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6 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 day. It has tripled in both hits per day all these projects. I can’t believe I am and subscribers per day.” really breaking into television. It is a The new show is based on “Dinner dream come true.” Party Art Class,” a concept that Food for thought, without a doubt.... Rebecca, who taught art at Montecito Union School, launched in our Eden Cleese’s Confessions by the Beach a few years ago. At the age of 72, comedian John “I’ve done a test market run on Cleese is about to reveal all in his KEYT, the ABC affiliate, and it was a autobiography. hit, so that encouraged me to develop John, who has lived in our rar- it further. I got a contract for thirteen efied enclave for many years, recently half-hour episodes, ten of which have made his permanent base in the jet already aired. set tax haven of Monaco with his “I hired Joseph Souza, a videog- fourth wife, English jewelry designer rapher, and then editor Criz Cazor, Jennifer Wade, 41, after tying the knot and we sat together for hundreds of on the exclusive Caribbean island of hours putting together a sizzle reel. Mustique in August, as I chronicled in It has really worked very well. It was this illustrious organ. the station’s general manager, Mike Now the New York publishing giant, Granados, who suggested I take it Random House, has signed a mega- further.” buck deal to acquire the world rights Last year Rebecca, a single mother to his memoirs, which promise to be Dream. Design. Build. Live. with three boys, also launched “Santa a fascinating read given his extraordi- Barbara Men,” where 12 unmarried nary life and the international acclaim males have a gourmet dinner together he has achieved. arrive! and she leads a discussion on finding “It’s the inside story of a shy child everlasting love, with women coming from Weston-super-Mare in England, for dessert and wine, as I first revealed who dabbled briefly with teaching here. and law, who went on to become one BECKER “John Thyne of the realtors, of the most feted writers and perform- Goodwin and Thyne, is coaching me ers of the past fifty years,” says the studios on negotiating,” adds Rebecca. “His PR blurb. “His autobiography, like the brother is a star in the Fox series Bones man himself, promises to be hilari- PO Box 41459 Santa Barbara, California 93140 and he does many different types of ously frank and frankly hilarious.” [email protected] | Phone.805.965.9555 | Fax.805.965.9566 | www.elocho.com entertainment contracts. “I have worked so very hard on miscellany Page 184

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18 – 25 October 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 7 Time To Pay Back LETTERS TO THE EDITOR This is what happened in Montecito and will happen again under current Measures A and B are on the management. November ballot. It continues the If you have something you think Montecito should know about, or wish to respond to something There are many questions to consider parcel taxes for both Santa Barbara you read in the Journal, we want to hear from you. Please send all such correspondence to: Montecito Journal, Letters to the Editor, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite D, Montecito, CA. in charting the future of the fire depart- School Districts passed in 2008. If it 93108. You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to [email protected] ment. Why do we have big boulevard passes it will continue music and art cruisers as fire trucks? Why don’t we education for our elementary students Time For A Change have equipment appropriate for this and improved Math, Science and community? Is it true that this fire Technology education in our second- read with great interest Bob breaking heart as homeless homeown- district spends two to three times the ary schools for four more years. Hazard’s excellent and informative ers in our community fight to rebuild money per station that Santa Barbara Our education has treated us very editorial (“Our Picks for Fire Safety,” their homes. To make matters worse, City, County and Summerland spend well. We are a lively, involved and a IMJ # 18/40). It is indeed time for a new they are not just fighting with insurance per station? They have four-man crews. quite a long-lived older generation, strategic vision, fiscal responsibility companies and rising costs, but fight- Why do we have only three? Is it true mainly because we learned how to and community involvement in our ing with a fire department that doesn’t that the last retired fire chief is receiv- read, think, and appreciate what life most fundamental, and arguably most understand our semi-rural communi- ing $365K a year in pension, part of a has to offer us. Then our children came important community service. ty’s special requirements. Montecito total of over a million a year in pension along and we had good schools for Community is what I most cherish Fire Department has adopted rules for the last four retired fire chiefs alone? them and, for most of us, our children in this semi-rural beauty in which we that are appropriate for building new Please keep this in mind when you are even better educated then we were. live. It was community that saved my subdivisions, but not for rebuilding choose a new Fire Board. It’s time But now it’s time to step up for our family from the flames, as our call burned-out family homes. Why is there to elect some citizens on the board grandchildren. For those of us seniors came not from reverse 911, but from no flexibility to the rules when it comes with passion, responsibility and who who really can’t afford the parcel tax Abe Powell, another active communi- to rebuilding from a disaster? have experience on the recovery end we can appeal to have the $48/$45 ty advocate who made dozens of calls The Tea Fire taught us that the very of disaster. excused. I know that due to the finan- throughout the community. My family elements we love – the charming nar- Steve McGlothen cial crisis in 2008, our incomes are still got out as the flames were crossing the row lanes, the winding mountain roads Montecito down, tempting us to forget what we ridge to our house. Our house did not and rural ambiance – have become our (Editor’s note: Former Fire Chief owe but we, here, in this time and burn in the initial barrage of flames, biggest liabilities after a fire. Wallace’s retirement package is indeed place, have to give back what we were partly due to preparation and a fire The Tea and Jesusita fires will not be generous, but it does not reach the heights given. Vote Yes on A and B. resistant house, but mostly due to luck. the last to threaten our community. If you suggest. We’ll have more about fire Marge Gordon It did ignite after the passing of the your home burns down, do you want department pensions and perhaps some Grandmother to 10 main firestorm. Montecito Fire did not a fire department that will require an suggestions as to how to finance them (Editor’s note: While we reluctantly sup- have the appropriate smaller equip- “Eminent Domain,” a five-million-dol- in the future that won’t put the safety of port Measures A and B, we are not in favor ment to save my slowly burning home, lar special property tax assessment and Montecito’s homes at risk and at the same of “excusing” any property owner from the but County and City did respond. a multi-million-dollar driveway before time ensures that Montecito retains the Fours years later I watch with a you can start to rebuild your old home? best fire department in the state. – J.B.) LETTERS Page 244

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This Week Fall Twilight Tour in and around A Twilight Tour will take place at Ganna Walska Lotusland. The colors and light in the garden change dramatically as the evenings ontecito grow longer, and a twilight tour provides the (IfM you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito, please e-mail [email protected] or call (805) 565-1860) perfect opportunity to explore Lotusland late in the day. Hors d’oeuvres and wine will be THURSDAY OCTOBER 18 served on the geranium terrace, overlooking the main lawn, from 4:30 to 5:15 pm. Guests may choose to reserve a docent-guided tour or explore the garden on their Fundraiser at Here’s the Scoop own. Lotusland, a 37-acre botanical garden in Montecito, offers this opportunity to Twenty percent of treats purchased at Here’s the enjoy the garden at twilight only a few times each year. Scoop today will benefit Autism Speaks, a non- When: 3:30 pm to 6 pm Cost: $55 for members, $65 for non-members profit organization for autism awareness and Registration: 969-9990 advocacy When: noon to 9 pm Where: 1187 Coast Village Road and Sale is celebrating 20 years of Opera Costume Sale Info: 969-7020 bringing the finest antique and vintage Opera Santa Barbara is cleaning out its dealers to Santa Barbara costume storage facility, just in time for When: Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Halloween. The sale will feature hundreds FRIDAY OCTOBER 19 around the world, featuring Oriental rugs, October 19, 20, 21; 11 am to 6 pm of costume pieces that have been collected period furniture and accessories or all (5 pm on Sunday) over the past 18 years. It will also Electronic Waste Collection kinds, plus a twenty-five year old collection Where: Earl Warren Showgrounds, include some wigs, props (think Japanese Electronics are commonly disposed of of vintage and antique fabrics to choose 3400 Calle Real umbrellas) and other items to create the items that are also hazardous to the from, all below wholesale cost. Cost: $6 perfect Halloween costume. environment. The City of Santa Barbara When: Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Info: 687-0766 or www.calmantiqueshows. When: 11 am to 5 pm Environmental Services works to educate October 19, 20, 21; 8 am to 3 pm com Where: 1330 State Street, the public about proper disposal of Where: 2165 Ortega Hill Road, in the parking lot electronics to keep them out of the landfill. Summerland Starr King Rummage Sale Info: (805) 898-3890 They also host annual electronic waste Starr King Parent-Child Workshop collection events where area businesses Greek Music at UCSB announces its 64th annual Starr King SB Music Club Concert and residents can recycle their old As part of a continuing interdisciplinary Rummage Sale. Find incredible bargains The Santa Barbara Music Club presents electronics free of charge. initiative to promote both ancient and on unique antiques and treasures, clothing, the first program in its popular series of The City sponsors an e-waste event this modern Greek culture, the Department of housewares, books, furniture, sports concerts of beautiful classical music at the Friday, October 19, and Saturday October Classics at UC Santa Barbara has teamed equipment and much more. Visitors can Faulkner Gallery in the downtown Central 20. Any electronic or small appliance with with the music department’s ethnomusicology also enjoy a delicious bake sale and Library. The program will include music by an electrical cord or that takes batteries program to present “Labyrinth: An Evening gourmet lunch. Arnold, Durufle and Prokofiev, performed will be accepted. Please no batteries, toner of Original Compositions and Traditional When: Friday, October 19, 9:30 am to by chamber musicians. Performers include cartridges, light bulbs, or large appliances. Music From Greece.” 5 pm; Saturday, October 20, flutist Mary Jo Hartle, pianist Betty When: 8:30 am to 4 pm The program includes Ross Daly and 9:30 am to 1 pm Oberacker, and clarinetist Per Elmfors, Where: In the Sears parking lot at Kelly Thoma, from Houdetsi on the island Where: Lower courtyard of Unitarian among others. La Cumbre and Calle Real of Crete; Kitka Women’s Vocal Ensemble; Society, 1525 Santa Barbara Street When: 3 pm Info: 564-5631 and the duo Teslim, who perform Greek, Where: 40 East Anapamu Street Turkish, and Sephardic music. SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 Cost: free Golf Classic 2012 The concert is made possible through Info: sbmusicclub.org Be a player, sponsor, or fan at the Golf the Argyropoulos Endowment in Hellenic Biya and Pete & Greta Event at or call (805) 969-7634 Classic 2012 to benefit Special Olympics Studies, which was established in 2001 Bonita Santa Barbara County Sports Programs to support the study and dissemination Bonita welcomes Javier Siordia in store. Dark and Stormy Night and Golf Teams of classical and modern Greek culture at See fall sweaters, colorful embroidered Just in time for Halloween, the USSB When: 10:30 am UCSB. blouses, pants, accessories and more. Have Theatre Group presents two spooky live Where: 405 Glen Annie Road When: 8 pm a sneak peek at Spring 2013 with pre- radio plays, The Hitchhiker and Canterville Info, Registration and Sponsorship: Where: UCSB’s MultiCultural Center season ordering. Treats served! Ghost. The plays include thrilling live sound www.sosc.org/sbgolfclassic Cost: free and open to the public When: 12 to 4 pm effects (think rattling chains and moaning Where: 2330 Lillie Avenue, Summerland ghosts), audience participation and Trinkets and Treasures Sale Antiques & Vintage Show and Sale Info: 565-3848 refreshments. Come in a creepy costume A sale of trinkets and treasures from The C.A.L.M. Antiques & Vintage Show or www.bonitasummerland.com and learn the “Thriller” dance 15 minutes prior to the show! When: Saturday, October 20 at 7 pm and Sunday, October 21 at 3 pm Where: Sanctuary at the Unitarian Society Montecito Tide Chart of Santa Barbara, 1535 Santa Barbara Street Day Low Hgt High Hgt Low Hgt High Hgt Low Hgt Cost: $10 for adults and children over the Thurs, Oct 18 12:21 AM 4.2 5:16 AM 2.1 11:39 AM 6.4 06:54 PM -0.5 age of 5, children under 5 free Fri, Oct 19 1:29 AM 3.9 6:05 AM 2.5 12:31 PM 6 08:00 PM -0.2 Info: 965-4583 Sat, Oct 20 2:53 AM 3.7 7:12 AM 2.9 01:36 PM 5.5 09:15 PM 0.1 Sun, Oct 21 4:25 AM 3.8 8:53 AM 3.1 03:00 PM 5 010:31 PM 0.2 Mon, Oct 22 5:39 AM 4.2 10:47 AM 2.9 04:34 PM 4.7 011:37 PM 0.3 Micro-Script Writing Tues, Oct 23 6:31 AM 4.6 12:11 PM 2.3 05:56 PM 4.7 This one-day program presented by the Wed, Oct 24 12:31 AM 0.5 7:11 AM 5 01:11 PM 1.7 07:02 PM 4.7 Community Film Studio and taught by Thurs, Oct 25 1:15 AM 0.6 7:44 AM 5.3 01:59 PM 1 07:56 PM 4.6 James Kahn is designed to give those Fri, Oct 26 1:52 AM 0.8 8:13 AM 5.6 02:39 PM 0.6 08:43 PM 4.6 THIS WEEK Page 304 10 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 Call:Call: 805.898.2870 805.898.2870 Visit:Visit: AAA AAA TRAVEL TRAVEL – SANTA – SANTA BARBARA BARBARA 37123712 STATE STATE STREET STREET - SANTA - SANTA BARBARA, BARBARA, CA CA

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Part of the Speaking of Health series CEC board member Andrew Sanjay Gupta, M.D. Lemert, SUN, OCT 21 / 3 PM / CAMPBELL HALL Mayor Helene Schneider, assistant “CNN’s hero.” – Oprah Winfrey director Sigrid Wright, Event Sponsors: Santa Barbara County Medical Society and co-chair and Cottage Health System of the CEC partnership Sacred Choral Music and Folk Songs council Eric Lohela at the Ensemble Basiani Bacara of Georgia Santa SUN, OCT 21 / 4 PM & 7 PM Barbara FirST UNiTEd METHOdiST Debut! guests as they entered. The Women’s CHUrCH OF SANTA BArBArA Auxiliary members who host this event were all dressed in their umpire Santa shirts and no one was arguing with Barbara Laurie Anderson them! Premiere! The tantalizing tailgate tidbits by Dirtday! Lorraine Lim Catering were delicious TUE, OCT 23 / 8 PM / CAMPBELL HALL – this year we had chicken and pork sliders. The Dixie Daddies played their “The reigning performance artist toe tappin’ “half time” music while of her time.” Boston Globe everyone decided what to bid on in the silent auction. An All American Best of British theatre broadcast to cinemas around the world BBQ followed. Gerd Jordano has been emcee for all of the eleven Bayous. Penny Jenkins intro- The Last duced the honoree Bob Bryant for the Haussmans Leni Fe Bland Award. Bob lost a son to drugs and founded the Daniel Bryant THU, OCT 25 / 7:30 PM / CAMPBELL HALL Youth and Family Treatment Center, which Penny runs. She too lost a “Deliciously comical.” Evening Standard (U.K.) Cirque du Soleil live “tree” at the CEC fundraiser child. Bob also serves on the Fighting Rebroadcast of live performance captured in HD recycling a common occurrence. To Back Steering Committee. He, wife see what you can do, log on to www. Patty and friends have climbed eight Alan Simpson and cecsb.org. mountains to raise funds. A trek to Kilamanjaro raised $500,000. Erskine Bowles Downfield Bob said he had an email from SBRM president Rolf Geyling advis- America’s Debt and Deficit on the Bayou ing, “Brief thank you’s. This is not the Crisis: Issues and Solutions It’s always fun to go to Santa Barbara Academy Awards. I’ve never heard THU, NOV 1 / 8 PM / CAMPBELL HALL Rescue Mission’s (SBRM) annual fun- anyone say they wished the speech draiser held at Rancho Dos Pueblos was longer.” We all laughed as Bob Principal Sponsors: Susan & Craig McCaw estate, courtesy of owners Henry and did what he was told. Dundie Schulte. This year’s theme Rolf spoke to the guests saying, kicked off with Downfield on the “I’m proud of our record. While only (805) 893-3535 Bayou signifying letter sweaters, twenty-one percent of those complet- pom poms and footballs. To get you ing treatment programs nationally www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu in the mood, the Dos Pueblos band and cheerleaders were there to great seen Page 524 16 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 You picked us! (25 years in a row)

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Stadium Soirée They don’t do anything small in Texas and the boffo bash that Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones threw at his three-year-old $1.2 billion stadium last week was the perfect example. The extravagant black tie family gala at the stadium’s Legends Club, which celebrated Jerry’s 50th wedding anniversary with his wife, Gene, as well as their 70th birthdays and the 90th birthday of his mother, Arminta, Comedian John Cleese signs megabuck deal for absolutely oozed nostalgia, given his memoirs (seen here on Fawlty Towers) attendees boasted past and present John’s international career was players and coaches. launched in 1969 when he joined Invitees quaffing the free flow- Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, ing Cristal champagne and nosh- Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Terry ing the Beluga caviar canapés, also Gilliam as a writer and performer in included Montecitans Harold and Monty Python’s Flying Circus, which Annette Simmons, Barry and Jelinda then morphed into films like Monty DeVorzon, Bob and Marlene Veloz Python and the Holy Grail and Life of and Bill and Sandi Nicholson, who Brian. know the tony twosome from their With his then wife, Connie Booth, frequent visits here while the top he created and starred in the classic NFL team pitches its training camp in TV comedy Fawlty Towers, as well as Oxnard during the summer. appearing in James Bond and Harry “It was the most amazing extrava- Potter films. ganza,” Annette, who sat next to quar- John notably went through an terback Tony Romo, tells me. extremely acrimonious divorce three “You entered the party through a years ago from his third wife, psy- chotherapist Alyce Faye Eichelberger, miscellany Page 284

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18 – 25 October 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 19 SHERIFF’S BLOTTER compiled by Kelly Mahan from information supplied by Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department Burglary, Crossbow Danger on Ashley Road Thursday, 11 October, 7:57 am – Deputy Baisa was dispatched to a botani- Shakespeare’s cal garden on Ashley Road to investigate a commercial burglary. A kiosk located on the property to welcome visitors and take payments was broken into; the door to the kiosk was kicked in. It appears the burglar attempted and failed to gain access to a locked cash register, but the suspect was able Globe Theatre to steal 10 two-way radios and one multi channel radio. It appears the suspect gained access to the property by jumping over a fence. Dominic Dromgoole and Bill Buckhurst, Directors Upon speaking with the facilities manager and the garden’s executive direc- tor, another issue on the property was raised. Six months ago, the garden’s staff filed a police report regarding crossbow arrows that had been found on the property. The arrows were stuck in the ground and in trees; it was assumed the Hamlet arrows were fired onto the property during the night when no one was on the property. Earlier this month, two more arrows were fired onto the property, this time during the day; a maintenance worker observed one of the arrows land in his vicinity. The executive director told the deputy she was concerned for the safety of her employees, due to the fact that the crossbows have each penetrated significantly into trees and into the ground where they land. The deputy con- ducted a search of the area, and spoke with all neighbors regarding the issue. A report was filed. Burglary on East Mountain Drive Monday, 15 October 9:29 am – Deputy Dickey was dispatched to East Mountain Drive on report of a burglary. The owner of the property reported that his hired workers had notified him that someone had cut the padlock on the access gate to the property, and subsequently cut off two locks on two storage containers. Several tools were stolen, including a generator, chainsaws, and weedwackers. A report was taken.

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20 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 Montecito Association Beautifi cation Day Saturday, November 3, 2012, 9AM Honoring Montecito’s Bill Palladini T-Shirt Sponsorship

Montecito Association Beautification Day Saturday, Novemberlans are 7 underway, 200 9once, 9AM again for Montecito Beautifi cation Day. This annual event is held for neighbors to work together to clean up our Upper Villagecommunity’sP Green neighborhoods. The day will begin at 9:00 AM on the lawn across from the Upper Village Post Offi ce. The Montecito Country Club hosts a Con- Honoring Danatinental Breakfast. Newquist When you return from your assigned clean-up project, our T-Shirt Sponsorshipannual Beautifi cation Award Winners are announced and our own Montecito Fire District hosts a hot dog and chili lunch. It is a great neighborhood day you and your family won’t want to miss! Plans are underway once again for Montecito BeautificationWe would like for you Day to join. This us again annual this year event and be is a T-shirtheld sponsor.for neighbors to work together to clean up our community’s neighborhoods. The day will begin at 9:00 The T-shirt sponsorship program benefi ts on-going Beautifi cation Committee AM on the lawn across from the Upper Village Postprojects Office. in Montecito. The For Four a minimum Seasons cost of Biltmore $50.00, you and hosts your afamily will Continental Breakfast. When you return from yourhave your assigned name on thisclean-up year’s T-shirt. project, Each sponsor our annual receives two souvenir T- Beautification Award Winners are announced shirts.and Weour hope own you Montecito will sign up now Fire and mark District your calendars hosts soa youhot can join us on Saturday, November 3rd for this fun family community event. dog and chili lunch. It is a great neighborhood day you and your family won’t want to miss! BECOME A T-SHIRT SPONSOR We would like for you to join us again this year 1.and Select be a Sponsorship a T-shirt Level: sponsor. Patron$500.00 The T-shirt sponsorship program benefits on-goingSponsor Beautification $ 100 Committee projects in Montecito. Support $ 50 For a minimum cost of $50.00, you and your family2. Orders will must have be received your by Octobername 24,on 2012 this year’s T-shirt. Each sponsor receives two souvenir T-shirts. We hope3. you Mail this will form sign and check up to:now and mark your calendars so Montecito Association, P.O. Box 5278 Montecito, CA 93150 you can join us on Saturday, November 7 for this4. Yourfun two family T-shirts communitywill be mailed to you event. prior to Beautifi cation Day. 5. Please email Beautifi cation Nominations to [email protected] BECOME A T-SHIRT SPONSOR 1. Select a Sponsorship Level: Please print your nameSparkler below as you would$500.00 like it to appear on the T-shirts: Flare $100.00 NAME: ______Firecracker $50.00 PHONE: ______ADDRESS: ______SIZES:2. Adult Orders S ____ must M ____ be Lreceived ____ XL by ____XXL____Youth October 26, 200 S9 ____ M ____ L ____ YOUR3. CHECK Mail IS YOUR this form RECEIPT and ---RETURN check to: FORM & CHECK BY OCTOBER 24, 2011 Questions? PleaseMontecito call Mindy Association, Denson @ 969-9671 P.O. Boxor email 5278 [email protected] Montecito, CA 93150 4. Your two T-shirts will be mailed to you prior to Beautification Day. 18 – 25 October 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 21 5. Please email Beautification Nominations to [email protected]

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22SGD-MONTECITO 9.864"x12.55" bw.indd 1JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 10/9/12October 3:22 2012 PM village beat (Continued from page 13) Montecito Schools Score High Last week, Academic Performance Index (API) scores were released in Santa Barbara. The index is a standard by which schools in California are held accountable for student perfor- mance; Cold Spring School scored the highest in Santa Barbara County, with Montecito Union School coming in third. Maggie’s Dr. Joseph Williams and Julie Richter, PA, at their new office on Coast Village Road at State and A

The main procedure room at the newly-opened Advanced Medical Hair Institute (photo courtesy AMHI) other side of the globe. The doctor says he made the move from Nevada to Montecito because he wanted to settle by the sea. His wife Cold Spring School teachers with Dr. Tricia Price. and two kids are in the process of The school recently scored highest in Santa moving here, too. Barbara County on the statewide Academic Performance Index. Also part of the practice is Physician’s Assistant Julie Richter, “What the scores tell us are that our who specializes in aesthetic services students are achieving,” Cold Spring including treatment of wrinkles, skin School superintendent Dr. Tricia Price tone and texture, acne, and discolor- told us earlier this week. A score of ation. She utilizes treatments includ- 1000 is a “perfect” score, with any- ing Botox, Juvederm, Radiesse, and thing over 800 considered proficient. other injectables, as well as laser skin Schools scoring lower than 800 receive treatment. targeted funding from the state to AMHI is located at 1187 Coast help improve scores among strug- Village Road, Suite 8. The 1700-sq-ft gling subgroups of students, Dr. Price office has been completely renovated; explained. CSS scored 966, which is Serving it has dedicated parking spaces in the a 16-point increase from last year, lot on Coast Village Circle, and is pri- while Montecito Union School scored California/French Cuisine vate and discreet. For more informa- 957. Mountain View, in Santa Barbara, in an tion about Dr. Williams, visit www. came in second, scoring 960. need-hair.com, or call (805) 969-6069. VILLAGE Beat Page 264 Elegant, Relaxed Atmosphere 1201 State Street

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18 – 25 October 2012 For a long time now, I have tried simply to write the best I can; sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 23 LETTERS (Continued from page 8) parcel tax. No property owner is going to for International Student Assessment ture in our schools to one where every erty owners in the district, and they go hungry or broke having to pay out $50 has recently ranked U.S. 15-year-old child is expected to succeed and those have endorsed Propositions 30 and 38, a year; by offering “outs” to those that can students 35th in math literacy, 29th in responsible for the current problems despite the fact that per-pupil spend- claim – legitimately or otherwise – they science and 18th in reading among all cease making excuses for the dismal ing in the Santa Barbara District has can’t afford the $50, these measures simply industrialized countries. It also con- results we are achieving. increased by $400 per pupil in the last encourage people who won’t be paying the cluded that 70% of our eighth graders To help illustrate the dysfunction four years. Interestingly, Proposition 38 tax to vote for it. If they can’t afford the $50, cannot read proficiently. Those who these counterproductive and archaic is widely opposed by the voters as evi- they shouldn’t be in a position to vote on this believe our local schools are perform- rules create in our schools, let’s review denced by recent polls, because it will measure. Or, at the least, they should recuse ing better than what we are seeing on what has transpired locally. In the Santa raise taxes for anyone with an income themselves from the vote. – J.B.) the national level would be sadly mis- Barbara District, there was only one teacher over $7,000. However, that did not stop taken. Unfortunately, more than half dismissed for poor performance in the last our school board from endorsing it. Why I am Running for of our students in many grades and five years. Until last year, tenured teach- Although our board has asked taxpay- classes are not proficient in English ers were only evaluated once every five ers in our district to pony up with more School Board and/or math. Less than a third of our years and 100% of all teachers received of their hard-earned dollars, not once I must admit that I surprised myself high school graduates completes two satisfactory grades, even though it is have any of the members endorsed when on August 15 I wrote a check full years of postgraduate education highly unlikely that all teachers are or even spoken out about any of the for an amount in excess of $5,000 and and far fewer complete four-year col- performing at the same level. High reforms mentioned in this article. Why declared my candidacy for the Santa leges. The most astounding statistic performing teachers are often paid is this the case? Is it because they have Barbara School Board. I had never con- is that up to 90% of our high school less than their less effective colleagues all sought the endorsement and the templated running for public office, graduates who attend our community due to seniority rules. A particularly campaign contributions of the teachers notwithstanding I deeply care about colleges need remedial instruction in egregious incident resulting from these unions and their political allies? my community and country, I was just English and math. misguided rules occurred in 2010 when Recently, I asked my opponents too busy with my life. So what is it that I think most would agree this is not a the Santa Barbara County Teacher of to release their answers to the Santa moved me to make this fateful decision pretty picture. the Year was dismissed because of lack Barbara Teachers Association question- a few months ago? Simply put, the state So what can we do to change the of seniority. naire to see what they promised the of public education in our country and trajectory of the decline of public edu- So we know in order for the school local teachers union in exchange for locally in Santa Barbara is in crisis. cation? The good news is that most district to work for all children, these its endorsement, but so far none have Am I being melodramatic when I of the educational pundits who have rules need to change. What is the prob- agreed, even though if they are elected say that our public schools are not only studied the problems have determined lem? An entrenched bureaucracy and they will have to collectively bargain failing us but also have the potential it will require dramatic reforms. We resistant teacher unions that fight tooth with the union regarding wages, ben- to leave a generation of kids ill pre- need to reform our tenure and senior- and nail any of these sensible reforms. efits and an assortment of work rules. pared for a high tech economy, increas- ity rules, implement comprehensive Teacher unions have spent over $200 One has to wonder if they have com- ingly dependent on higher-order criti- teacher and principal evaluation sys- million in the last five years to preserve promised their objectivity and inde- cal thinking skills? Let’s review the tems, reward teachers based on their the status quo. Recently, they blocked pendence in order to get elected. data to see if I am exaggerating the performance rather than their length enactment of SB 1530, a bill that would I ask for your vote, so I can repre- extent of the problem. The Program of service and, finally, change the cul- have made it easier to fire pedophile sent the students, parents and residents teachers (Das Williams voted with the tired of the excuses and unwilling to union). The teachers union came very accept the poor performance of our close to passing AB 5, a bill that would schools. Together with your help and FOR SALE have essentially blocked the introduc- support, we can implement the long tion of effective teacher evaluation sys- overdue reforms and make sure all tems in the schools. children are receiving the education We then have our local school board, they deserve. which has voted in favor of every To learn more about my positions, tax increase on the ballot. They have priorities and political philosophy, put Measures A & B on the ballot, an please visit increase in property taxes for all prop- www.smartvoter.org/2012/11/06/

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24 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 ca/sba/vote/segal_l Agenda” at official Board meetings due Santa Barbara ance long before the fiscal year ended. Lou Segal to the fact that two members constitute (Editor’s note: Thank you for your The truth is that in the past fifty years Santa Barbara “a majority” and anything they discuss thoughtful letter. We actually do consider only President Clinton presided over a (This editor’s note was written by Mr. becomes “Official Business.” ourselves “fair,” but we certainly have no government with a truly balanced bud- Segal: “Twenty-four years ago, I moved to Director Jensen fought me for the love for this current administration. get – thanks to Newt Gingrich and the Santa Barbara from Boston with my wife. past five years on the idea of expand- As for our reply, we’ll take this one issue 1994 Republican “takeover” of the U.S. I founded a real estate finance consulting ing the Board. Luckily, John Venable at a time. The letters we printed “criti- House of Representatives. We do give business in 1992 and have successfully voted for the proposal and Director cal” of President Obama are the letters President Clinton credit for signing on run it since. My son has gone through the Jensen “went along with it.” we received over the prior week. We did to the Republican budget. So, rather than public schools and last May graduated from I pray that our public sees the logic not receive any – other than Mr. Martins’ correct the record, we just omitted the Claremont McKenna College. I frequent and necessity for the five “man” Board – letters praising the president, so natu- fictional history of U.S. Presidents. We’ll the many dog parks in Santa Barbara with and passes it. rally we didn’t print any. Leoncio Martins agree that Republican and Democrat my trusty golden retriever, Tracy. Since she In one week, I will attend my last is a well-known Obama supporter who presidents have been equally profligate, gets all the attention, I am known as the guy Fire Board Meeting. I would like to feel sends his letters praising and defending the but as of now, today, only Republicans who just happens to be accompanying her.”) that I have made a difference at MFPD president’s policies to all media, regularly. seem willing to consider spending if by no other action than to push forth Consequently, we rarely publish his letters, restraints, modest though they may be. the change in Directorship from three but when he deigns to reference something If you do not believe that adding nearly Eternally Grateful to five. he read in the Journal, we are then obli- five trillion dollars to the national debt in I would like to extend my heart- Dana Newquist gated to print his missive. We are not, how- three and a half years is “federal spending felt thanks for the recent article about Montecito ever, obligated to allow misinformation to in ‘hyper-drive,’” then you and I are liv- new shops opening at the Montecito (Editor’s note: Dana has been a dedicated be passed along without comment. Which ing on two different planes of reality. As Country Mart (“Filling Up The Spaces” and resourceful resident of Montecito for is, of course, why we responded with our for “Republican intransigence,” I don’t MJ # 18/40). many years. The Board will miss his intel- Editor’s note. even know what that means. If you mean As a new small-business owner in ligence, passion, and that vaunted dedica- We deleted the portion of Mr. Martins’ that Republicans in the House – who have Montecito, one of my goals is to gener- tion. We are sorry to see him go. – J.B.) letter referencing Democrat presidents passed three budgets over the past three ate a local following and become part because his claim that they all, includ- years, while the Democrat-led Senate has of the community. ing Johnson and Carter, balanced their passed none – are trying to stick to the The mention in your paper was the Not Fair and Balanced budgets and all Republican presidents principal of requiring budget cuts to bal- ideal way to launch my new venture. I From time to time I sample the edi- during that same period had not, is ance any new spending, well you can call am eternally grateful. torial content of the Montecito Journal. simply specious. It is true that the last that “intransigence,” or even “editorial Thank you, I understand that you don’t claim to budget President Johnson approved (for malarkey.” I call it common sense. Cathy Mogull be fair and balanced, still I am disap- fiscal 1969) was supposedly “balanced,” Lastly, is there any question that the Summerland Mercantile pointed that you allow the letters to but the escalating costs of the Vietnam passage of the “Affordable Care Act” has the editor section to be such a right- war and the implementation of the Great caused insurance rates to skyrocket in MFPD Needs wing echo chamber. The letters to Society programs quickly put an end anticipation of the act’s full implementa- the editor published in your October to all that. The budget was out of bal- tion? – J.B.) •MJ A Five-Man Board 11-18 edition are the latest example of Nearly ten years ago, when I first your partisan preferences degrading made it known I was interested in the editorial integrity of your publica- BRUNCH becoming a Montecito Fire Protection tion. Of a total of eight letters pub- WEEKENDS District Board member, I was excited to lished, six were about the Presidential Simply. Great. SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS learn the District wanted me. I replaced election; five of these were critical of 9:00 a.m. – 2:30 p.m. Dan Eidelson who left the Board due President Obama while one was in Featuring our popular Lunch to disagreements with Director Roy support of him. items, Eggs Benedict & so much more! Jensen. Over the past years, I have The five critical letters offered plenty asked if Dan would return, the answer of partisan talking points but no factual LUNCH has always been “No.” criticism. You offered no significant edi- WEEKDAYS With the thought that Director Jensen, torial comment on them. The other let- 11:30 a.m. – 2:30 p.m. the incumbent, may be re-elected for ter, from Leoncio Martins in support of Louis & Salads another term, coupled by the possible President Obama, gave specific details Mussels & Fries rejection of the five-man Board, I made responding to the question: are we bet- Linguini with Pesto the decision it was time for me to retire. ter off than four years ago? This is the Burger & “those” Onion What Bob Hazard has outlined as one letter to which you wrote a lengthy Rings reasons for expansion from three to five editorial response. In your response HAPPY HOUR members on the Board are accurate. you admit deleting from the letter 4:00 – 6:00 p.m. There are two others that he has not the evidence that in recent decades Today’s Classic mentioned. Democratic Presidents have had more Cocktails $8 For approximately one year, Director success leading the economy than Well Drinks & Wines by the Glass $6 Jensen became extremely ill. Since he Republicans. Apparently you have no Bar & Happy Hour Menu was unavailable due to his ailment last counterpoint to that. You also make the summer, the other Board member – specious claim that President Obama DINNER John Venable – and I were notified put federal spending in “hyper-drive,” NIGHTLY not to make vacation plans due to the you deny the effects of Republican from 5:00 p.m. Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail inability for the Department to conduct intransigence on the economy, and you SEAFOOD Official Business if there were only one close with a feeble attempt to blame Blue Plate Specials Director available. family income decline and medical STEAKS Fresh Local Abalone Hand-cut Filet Mignon Furthermore, tough questions arise insurance cost increases on Obama pol- COCKTAILS several times per month: compen- icies. Surely you can represent conser- Reservations sation, benefits, insurance, land use vative principles and policies without 805.684.6666 issues, Station 3, litigation, replacement resorting to such tired partisan rhetoric Always a Special Lunch & Brunch! of vehicles, budgets, hiring, firing, and and editorial malarkey. SlysOnline.com a large host of others. I am looking forward to your reply. 686 LINDEN AVENUE – DOWNTOWN CARPINTERIA Due to the Brown Act, there is no way Regards, Just blocks from the World’s safest beach! to discuss by any means other than “on John D. Kelley 18 – 25 October 2012 It’s so easy for propaganda to work, and dissent to be mocked – Harold Pinter MONTECITO JOURNAL 25 village beat (Continued from page 23) “It’s an honor and a recognition for a job well done,” Dr. Price said. She added that the single most important factor for the increase is the high level of teaching at CSS. “We also have a culture at this school, that ‘it’s cool to do school.’” An attitude of academ- ics is instilled first at home, and then reiterated by teachers and school staff. “It’s a team effort,” she said. API testing takes place in grades 2-11 at all schools during a week-long testing process at the end of the school year. SANTA BARBARA SYMPHONY PRESENTS SEASON OPENING Emergency WITH Dissemination Montecito Fire Protection District’s Geri Ventura ANDRE WATTS gets the word out about emergency information SAT OCT 20 8PM Information dissemination in Montecito SUN OCT 21 3PM With the fourth anniversary of NIXLE was brought into play after Montecito’s Tea Fire around the cor- the Tea Fire, when it was realized that OPERA SANTA BARBARA PRESENTS ner, it seems fitting to remind read- Reverse 911 systems had many fail- ers about emergency information ures due to power outages and burned MADAME BUTTERFLY sources used in Montecito. Montecito phone lines. The District conducted Fire Protection District’s Geri Ventura tests of various alerting systems, and breaks down the various forms of uses a combination of methods to dis- FRI NOV 2 7:30PM communication used by MFPD, most seminate emergency information. SUN NOV 4 2:30PM notably, NIXLE, a subscription alert In addition to NIXLE, MFPD offers program that is free to the community. HomeALERT, a tone radio which will SANTA BARBARA SYMPHONY PRESENTS “Since its inception, we have uti- transmit an up to 90 decibel tone lized NIXLE to notify the commu- and scrolling text with instructions FRENCH nity of a variety of things such as on how to respond when activated. preparedness information, MERRAG The system utilizes FM frequencies to CONNECTIONS training, press releases relating to distribute the SAT NOV 10 8PM District activities and noteworthy notifications via the HEARO SUN NOV 11 3PM calls, general non-emergent informa- Network through a partnership estab- tion during wildland fires, and when lished with KDB Radio, FM 93.7. The CAMA PRESENTS it is made available, traffic condi- radios can be purchased at Fire Station tions that directly affect Montecito,” 1 on San Ysidro Road, or call 969-2537. PHILHARMONIA Ventura explains. These types of pub- Reverse 911 is also in use, and is ORCHESTRA OF LONDON lic information are classified as NIXLE managed by the Santa Barbara County Community messages. There are also Sheriff’s Department. All home phone NIXLE Advisories, which are used numbers are a part of their data collec- FRI NOV 16 8PM to send out non-emergent informa- tion set, including unlisted numbers, tion that the community can use to and geocoded to the location in which GRANADA THEATRE CONCERT SERIES PRESENTS prepare for anticipated events (such they are registered. Additional phone as weather advisories), and NIXLE numbers can be added by register- BONEY JAMES Alerts, which are used for evacuation ing them at www.sbsheriff.org/rever and life safety notifications. se911a.html. “The subscriber has the option to MFPD also utilizes social network- SAT NOV 17 8PM select which notifications (Community, ing including Twitter and Facebook Advisory, Alert), they want to receive, to release emergency information, and whether they want it via email and AM radio 1610. Ms Ventura has UCSB ARTS & LECTURES PRESENTS and/or SMS text messaging,” says availed herself to assist with informa- Ventura. “I will personally go over this tion relating to any of these notifica- AN AFTERNOON information with anyone who inquires; tion methods. She can be contacted at WITH BARBARA COOK I will also assist in setting up the sub- [email protected] or 969- scription for those who need help.” 2537. •MJ SUN NOV 18 4PM WHAT’S NEXT? SCAN OUR QR CODE TO SEE THE REST OF OUR CALENDAR!

26 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 example, emerges as predominately appear, Percival alone is not given BOOK TALK physical while Bernard, a favorite of thoughtful soliloquy. We must make many readers, is even at this early age of him what we will from the impres- by Shelly Lowenkopf the talker of the group, caught up in sions of him by the others. the elegance of language. Rhoda, by By the third segment, Bernard and Making Waves contrast, seems to inhabit a dreamy Neville are close friends, both of them Shelly Lowenkopf blogs plane, dealing with abstractions (and admiring Percival, but Neville wishes houghts of Virginia Woolf’s @ www.lowenkopf.com. making me wonder as the novel more than mere friendship. As the fiction often trigger thoughts He has held executive evolves if she is not a stand in for the narrative moves toward the final of her novels, To the Lighthouse, editorial positions with author). Neville, in his preoccupations segments, the characters have aged, literary, scholarly, general orT Mrs. Dalloway. Each of these, in its trade and massmarket with order and beauty, is manifestly become involved in personal, pro- way, demonstrates a sure grasp of book publishers. His latest a control freak in the making, while fessional, and artistic relationships, narrative technique, the vibrant range book is The Fiction Writer’s Susan seems fascinated by Nature culminating with a farewell dinner for of dramatic process, and the human Handbook. and Louis’s focus on ambition may be Percival and a middle years gathering psyche. As a writer and observer, interpreted as insecurity. suggesting a dramatic closure, but not Woolf is to the present as Jane Austen after his characters in As I Lay Dying. necessarily the last meeting. was to her time, a vital force and a We learn about these individuals Woolf focuses on language and it’s remarkable innovator. almost entirely from their interaction Woolf focuses on language and it’s meaning, literature in general, and She is at the peak of the pyramid of rather than any authorial intervention. such prevalent existential matters authors who have expanded the use The nine sections of The Waves cor- meaning, literature in general, and as life, death, and the self. At one and potential of interior monologue in respond to a time of day, which in turn point, dining with his friends, Bernard telling story. Less known among her represents a time of life. After each such prevalent existential matters reflects: “Here at this table, what I call works is her 1931 novel, The Waves, section, there are long, almost poetic my life is not one life that I look back short, poignant, and character driven, passages about a particular aspect of as life, death, and the self upon; I am not one person; I am many almost to the point of plot getting away the ocean at various stages of the people; I do not know altogether who from her like a helium balloon escaping wax and wane of the tide or of some I am – Jinny, Susan, Neville, Rhonda, a child’s grasp. Once you understand natural setting such as a garden. Woolf The second segment has the six or Louis; or how to distinguish my life the concept, The Waves is not difficult to scholars enjoy arguing the symbolism sent off to schools, which at the time from theirs.” grasp. But it requires a second reading of these segments. My own take is that were not co-ed, separated by gender. When she wrote of The Waves, Woolf to make it as memorable an experience they represent stages of consciousness. The boys meet a seventh character, often equated it with poetry, all the as Woolf’s better-known works. Section one, morning, corresponds Percival, whom each tries to impress, more reason to savor it slowly. With The major characters are six friends, to childhood, where the characters and who will have marked effects on The Waves, she flung open the door Bernard, Neville, Louis, Jinny, Susan, first meet and we learn their person- the girls as well. The introduction of on the inner life of characters with and Rhoda, appearing in segments ality through dialogue and interior Percival functions as a telling and grace and conviction. The door has named after them in much the same monologue – what the characters are intriguing pivotal point for the bal- remained open for those brave enough way William Faulkner named sections thinking at a given moment. Jinny, for ance of the novel. Of all those who to follow her. •MJ

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18 – 25 October 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 27 Leslie Ridley- miscellany (Continued from page 18) Tree helping in Montecito on family business,” says UCSB fund- Annette... raising cam- paign (photo by Mark Larry’s Latest Skovorodko) Oracle billionaire Larry Ellison, who owns three homes in our tony town, is continuing his real estate buy- ing spree. America’s third richest man, accord- ing to Forbes magazine, has just bought Larry Ellison splashes out on his ninth mansion in Malibu his ninth mansion on a half-mile long stretch of sand in Malibu. 141 square miles, was formerly a years time, has already raised a stag- The 68-year-old tycoon splashed out pineapple plantation and consists of gering $770 million in the last eight $36.9 million for a three-acre plot pre- two resorts, two golf courses, and years, which goes towards retaining viously owned by former Yahoo CEO assorted commercial and residential and recruiting top notch faculty, sup- Barry and Jelinda DeVorzon attend Dallas Terry Semel and his wife, Jane. buildings. porting scholarships, updating facili- Cowboys gala (photo by Priscilla) The stunning property on Carbon Ellison, who has an estimated for- ties and building up endowment. vast wall of fresh gardenias and a huge Beach, just a tiara’s toss from fel- tune of $41 billion, also owns exten- Earlier this month, Leslie flew to screen showed videos of the family low billionaire, entertainment mogul sive properties in San Francisco, Lake New York to participate in several and past victories. Six women dressed David Geffen and business magnate Tahoe, Newport, Rhode Island, and campaign events which included in beautiful gowns were lowered from Mike Milken, boasts three buildings, Japan. foundation chair, Oscar-winning actor the sky playing chamber music and including a main home, a pavilion and How he keeps track of all the door Michael Douglas, a 1968 graduate, the Welsh singer Tom Jones was flown a guest house that has been designed keys is another matter... chancellor Henry Yang and founda- in to serenade Jerry and Gene.” with a nautical theme to tie in with the tion president, Bruce Wilcox, who By coincidence, Rob Lowe and his spectacular location. UCSB Fundraising Campaign hosted a lunch at the ritzy 94-year-old wife, Sheryl, were in also town, the The guesthouse alone has nine bed- Montecito philanthropist Leslie Racquet Club followed by a dinner at actor speaking at a Baylor Health rooms and 13 bathrooms. Ridley-Tree has been throwing her the exclusive Sony Club, with Good Care System Foundation “Celebrity The latest purchase comes just three weight behind a major campaign to Morning America anchor Josh Elliott, Women” lunch, while Sheryl was pro- months after Ellison bought an entire raise $1 billion for UCSB. who was in the class of ‘93, as the moting her jewelry collection, which Hawaiian island, Lanai, for a reported Leslie became co-chair of the fun- emcee. will now be featured at the tony $500 million from billionaire David draising earlier this year with Oracle “This is really all about survival, department store Neiman Marcus, Murdock, making it one of the most chairman, Jeff Henley – a 1966 gradu- given all funding has been cut by the known amusingly by Dallas denizens expensive private purchases in his- ate –, who donated $50 million to the state,” says Leslie. “The university as Needless Markup. tory. university in May, the largest dona- has to be put on a firm foundation “They were invited to the Cowboys The 88,000-acre property, the sixth tion in its history. and the support has been absolute- bash, but unfortunately had to be back largest of the Hawaiian Islands at The campaign, which closes in four ly overwhelming. The campaign is

28 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 Studio 240 owner scheduled to close in 2016, but, given their work. This brings producers, Albert DiPadova, the current level of donations, may filmmakers, location scouts and pro- County Supervisor close sooner.” duction services really into the mix.” Janet Wolf and film commissioner Geoff More than $11 million was spent Alexander at the film Hot Spot filming here last year, with more industry mixer Filming in Santa Barbara goes from expected this year, including two high strength to strength, according to film profile reality shows – Eva Longoria’s commissioner, Geoff Alexander. Ready For Love for NBC and Ryan “There has certainly been a signifi- Seacrest’s Montecito Ballroom, which cant increase despite the economy,” has just been given the green light, I he told me at an industry mixer at can exclusively reveal. Studio 240. An independent film, Mucho Dinero, “It is all very positive and is obvi- Mix and Mingle “This event is to bring the local with Starship Troopers actor Casper Van ously great promotion and public- With Russian playwright Fyodor media production community togeth- Dien, ex-husband of Carrie Mitchum, ity for the city, “ adds Geoff, whose Dostoyevsky’s 1866 drama Crime and er. It’s the first time we’ve done it. granddaughter of late Montecito resi- bash was attended by Mayor Helene Punishment launching the final season Folks often don’t communicate dent, actor Robert Mitchum, was also Schneider and county supervisor at the Alhecama for the Ensemble because they are too wrapped up in shot here. Salud Carbajal... miscellany Page 414

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18 – 25 October 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 29 THIS WEEK (Continued from page 10) WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24 with any level of writing experience the Info and registration: Sharon, 969-2632 opportunity to participate in writing three or www.sgconnects.com 2-3 page scripts. A one-hour lecture will Montecito Planning Commission be followed by three two-house sessions, WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24 Meeting which will be run like a TV writer’s room – MPC ensures that applicants adhere brainstorming, generation of a story arc, Independent School Night to certain ordinances and policies and beats on a white board, then writing the Have a teenager entering high school next that issues raised by interested parties actual script – each script producible as year? Bring your student and attend this are addressed Today the commission either comedy, horror, drama or noir short free, informative evening sponsored by will see plans for Fire Station 3 film. Crane Country Day School and Hamilton in Montecito, as well as a lot line When: 9 to 5 pm & Associates. adjustment on Picacho Lane, a demo Where: 915 East Montecito Street When: 7 to 8:30 pm and rebuild on Miramar Beach Drive, and an accessory structure on Channel Drive, Cost: $75 non-members, $50 members Where: Fess Parker’s Doubletree Resort, among other agenda items. Info and Registration: www.cfssb.org/ 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard When: 9 am Where: Country Engineering Building, Planning Commission Hearing courses Info: Debbie Williams, Room, 123 East Anapamu (805) 969-7732 ext. 105 SUNDAY OCTOBER 21 Food Day Celebration Master Gardeners, Network for a Healthy announce an innovative family-oriented Sharon Gardner and Karen Drucker The public is invited to attend a free Food California, Promotores de Salud, Sol Food way to celebrate Halloween, Owl-O- will co-facilitate a women’s retreat at La Day celebration at Community Action Kitchen, Environmental Education for the Ween: A Family Nature Adventure. Casa de Maria Retreat and Conference Commission (CAC) of Santa Barbara Next Generation, Organic Soup Kitchen, Activities include: painting pumpkins to Center, October 21-25. This retreat will County’s Back Door Deli. The event Harvest Santa Barbara, Center for Infinite take home; competing in a scarecrow- focus on taking time to replenish, restore features local farmers and chefs, food Health, and Birke on the Farm will be on building contest; and meeting living and balance through meditation, music demonstrations, free healthy samples, hand to talk to visitors. Owl-Ambassadors from the Audubon and movement. Participants will learn to: raffle prizes, garden tours, a composting When: 11 am to 1 pm Society, including Max, a Great Horned align with your true self (Highest Self/ demonstration, and activities that inspire Where: 315 Camino Del Remedio Owl. Spiritual Self) and to listen and trust your people to eat whole foods. Info: 964-8857 When: 10 am to 1 pm intuitive wisdom/guidance; balance the The local event, which is part of a national Where: SB Botanic Garden, feminine and masculine within and “Be” campaign launched by the Center for Westmont Anniversary Lecture & 1212 Mission Canyon Road in your doing; release limiting beliefs Science in the Public Interest (CSPI), will Reception Info: 682-4726 or www.sbbg.org and negative self-talk, love and accept bring together organizations working Celebrate Westmont’s 75th anniversary at Your Self; and open to having more fun. on hunger, food access, public health, Santa Barbara Historical Museum SUNDAY OCTOBER 28 Registration for this all-inclusive, 5-day sustainable agriculture, and environmental When: Wednesday, October 24, retreat is limited. stewardship. Representatives from the 5:30 to 7:30 pm Crane’s Annual Country Fair When: October 21-25 Foodbank, Orfalea Preschool Food and Where: 136 East De La Guerra The 17th annual fair is farm-themed, Where: 800 El Bosque Road Healthy Habits Initiative, Santa Barbara Info and RSVP: www.westmontlecture. and features music, BBQ, games, face eventbrite.com painting, a bake-off and more. Everyone is welcome, admission is free! THURSDAY OCTOBER 25 When: 10 am to 3 pm Where: Crane Country Day School, Fire District Board Meeting 1795 San Leandro Lane Montecito Fire District Board of Directors Info: 969-7732 will host the community for a conversation and presentation of the District’s finances SAVE THE DATE When: 8:30 am Where: Fire Station 1, Ghost Village Road 595 San Ysidro Road Coast Village Road Business Association’s Info: www.montecitofire.com annual trick-or-treat event When: Wednesday, October 31, Discussion Group 3:30 pm to 6:30 pm A group gathers to discuss The New Yorker Where: Coast Village Road When: 7:30 pm to 9 pm Where: Montecito Library, ONGOING 1469 East Valley Road MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS

Special Debate Event Art Classes Head to the Temple B’nai B’rith for a Beginning and advanced, all ages and by California State Senate Candidate Debate appt, just call debate between Mike Stoker and Where: Portico Gallery, Hannah-Beth Jackson. Open Q&A 1235 Coast Village Road held afterward. Meal reservations needed Info: 695-8850 by Monday, October 22. When: 6 pm TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS Where: 1000 San Antonio Creek Road Info and Reservations: Jesse Colman, Adventuresome Aging We are 26 dealers with individual tastes, making us 967-5114; Marshall Abrams, Where: 89 Eucalyptus Lane 967-6150 Info: 969-0859; ask for Susan a unique marketplace for over twenty years. SATURDAY OCTOBER 27 WEDNESDAYS THRU SATURDAYS

2192 Ortega Hill Road Summerland 805-565-3189 Owl-O-Ween Live Entertainment at Cava www.summerlandantiquecollective.com Halloween has gone to the birds! Where: Cava, 1212 Coast Village Road The Santa Barbara Botanic Garden When: 7 pm to 10 pm and Audubon Society are pleased to Info: 969-8500 •MJ 30 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 Return Coming & Going Elect by James Buckley State Street Ballet’s American Tango Susan Keller Montecito Fire Protection District Board

• Member – Montecito Susan Keller’s priorities: Board of Architectural Review • Supporting our firefighters by being cost- • Chair – Montecito conscious and prudent, creating a strong Association Land Use financial footing to continue attracting the Committee most qualified personnel and maintaining • Officer – Montecito the best resources and equipment for Association fire fighting and medical emergencies. • Chair – Manning Park • Improving response time by using the most Youth Center Renovation Project up-to-date technology to increase access to all properties and decrease response time to • 2002 Vocational Citizen of the Year – every area of Montecito. Montecito Rotary Club • Establishing fiscal responsibility by making • Community Volunteer, wise use of tax dollars as fixed obligations Non-profit Founder & increase, carefully conserving resources to (from left) State Street Ballet founder Rodney Gustafson, principal dancer Leila Drake, and Sergey CEO, Attorney avoid future debt. Kheylik take a break during rehearsal of upcoming production of An American Tango at the Lobero • Wife, mother, 18 year few weeks ago (Sunday, the cover of Life magazine (October Montecito Resident • Creating transparency by listening to our September 30), State Street 30, 1939). • BA, Stanford University community and fully informing residents JD, UCLA Law School Ballet performers honored “An American Tango,” explains about available resources, Board policy and AMargo Cohen-Feinberg with a gala Soleau during a short conversation decision making. entitled Tango on the Riviera in the on a Saturday afternoon at the Gail Biltmore’s Loggia Ballroom. State Towbes Dance Studio off Las Positas Key Endorsements Street Ballet founder and director in Santa Barbara, “starts out at the The Montecito Journal Julianna Friedman Michael Phillips, Rodney Gustafson, along with turn of the twentieth century and Judy & Bruce Anticouni Ruth & David Green Montecito Planning Michael Roush, is set to follow that takes you from the streets of Hell’s Jan & Ralph Baxter Pamela Dillman Haskell, Commission up with the world premiere of the Kitchen to [high-end dance palaces] Jill & Arnie Bellowe Montecito Union School Carol & Ned Quackenbush original ballet, An American Tango, the such as the Palmer House and the Darlene Bierig, PTA President Christine & Stefan story of early 20th-century ballroom Embassy Club. Montecito Water Board Daniela Johnson Riesenfeld dancing sensations Frank and Yolanda “They met each other at a high Nancy & Tom Bollay June & Jorgen Kjaempe Ginger Salazar Veloz (known professionally as Veloz school dance,” Soleau continues. “She Laura Bridley Beverlie Latimer Abbe & Dennis Sands and Yolanda), conceived and written was from a poor immigrant family Karen & Peter Brill Winnifred Lennihan Deborah Schwartz by the couple’s son, Guy Veloz, the and he was essentially a hood. His J’Amy Brown Dawn & David Ligon Richard Shaikewitz, youngest of their four children. The father left him; he was in and out Merryl Brown Lisa Loicano Montecito Water Board play will be choreographed and of orphanages. Their way out of the Susan & Claude Case Debra Manchester & Myron Shapero directed by William Soleau and streets of Hell’s Kitchen was ballroom Jane & John Dailey Don MacMannis Ted Simmons performed on the Lobero stage by the dancing. Ann Daniel Frances Marsh Tony Spann, Montecito full company of dancers on Saturday, “What’s wonderful about this bal- Phyllis de Picciotto Brett Matthews, Board of Architectural October 27 and again on Sunday let is that when we’re telling you the Jane & Bruce Defnet Montecito Union Review October 28. story of their life,” Soleau says, “we Mimi DeGruy School Board Lynne Sprecher Frank and Yolanda Veloz danced have all that fantastic music of the Jazz Jelinda & Barry Marilyn & Dick Mazess Kay & Ted Stern mostly during the 1930s, and ‘40s, and Age. This piece literally goes through DeVorzon Maggie Mixsell Pru & Rob Sternin are considered one of the greatest ball- the ‘twenties, ‘thirties, and ‘forties. We Mary Dorra Diane Morgan Mardee & George Tamas room dancing couples that ever lived. have a Charleston section; we have a Emmy Dunn Doug Morgan, Dick Thielscher They were the first couple to grace Dan Eidelson, Montecito Montecito Water Board Vivian Leebosh & COMING & GOING Page 384 Planning Commission Bill Palladini, Montecito Ralph Thomas Colette Eyears Board of Architectural Anne & Michael Towbes Jeff Farrell Review Joan Wells We Buy Judy Foreman Carol Hawkins & Amy & David Wilson Large Fine Important Susan French Laurence Pearson (partial list)

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18 – 25 October 2012 The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 31 The Winehound is n.o.t.e.s. from downtown by Jim Alexander Vote Baloney MOVING Mr. Alexander is a recovering politician whose experience Every four years I use the mighty has left him bereft of all to La Cumbre Plaza! weight and influence of the Montecito traces of common sense; his Journal to do what few people are six government-paid around- sapheaded enough to do – run for the-clock supermodel 3849 State Street president of the United States. I have nurses, however, give him a small measure of comfort (next to See’s Candies) not fared well in the past but I expect better results this time because run- • More Wines! • Easy Parking! ning for president was much harder patients will vote for Eisenhower. If before; people actually expected you I can get 90% of my overweight com- • Grand Opening in October! to know stuff. If I’ve learned anything rades to vote for me, I’m in like cow from the latest presidential campaign, lips in a hot dog. Of course, some • Stay tuned for news&specials... it’s that you can pretty much make of the obese voters will be African up your own facts nowadays, and American, and some will be Mormon, Subscribe to our emails at it’s perfectly acceptable to stretch the but I promise that if those conflicted www.thewinehound.com truth, or, to put it more bluntly, lie like pudgy souls stay home on election a vegetarian caught at Johnny’s Rib night I’ll have a large combination Shack. With that in mind, and as I sit pizza and stuffed cheesy bread deliv- The Winehound in my 100% eco-friendly Montecito ered to their homes. – Cheers, Bob Wesley & the Winehound Crew manor, flanked by my multicultural supermodel wife, surrounded by my nineteen physically disabled adopted children and six rescue dogs, I once I settled on the Baloney Party again announce my candidacy for President of the United States. because I plan on blowing You need a party affiliation to more smoke than my dad’s run for president. There’s already a Democrat and Republican, and a 1956 Oldsmobile horde of Independents, so I figured 1221 Chapala St. Santa Barbara • (805)845-5247 I’d create my own party. Tattoos are popular so I considered the Tattoo There are a few voters out there that Party but, just like getting the real still expect a candidate to stand for thing, I chickened out. Fantasizing something and have some semblance about long lines to check the box of a platform. For those diehard tra- next to my name, I contemplated the ditionalists, I’m willing to stick my iPhone Party but it didn’t ring true. I neck out a bit and declare that I’m for settled on the Baloney Party because I legalizing medical marijuana. What’s plan on blowing more smoke than my not to like? The farmers can grow dad’s 1956 Oldsmobile. it, the small businessman can sell it, It also helps to get elected if you can the government can tax it, and the claim to be the first “fill-in-the-blank” 314 million Americans who will sub- president. For example, Kennedy was sequently claim to suffer from glau- the first Catholic president, Barack coma can smoke it. I’ll also expand Obama is the first African American the medical conditions that qualify president, and Mitt Romney is for medical marijuana to include dan- attempting to become the first druff, jock itch, formication (Google Mormon president. Well, I hope to be it), split ends, double-jointedness, col- the first modern-day obese president. lywobbles, ring around the collar, and Our last fat president was President case of Mondays. Taft and nobody, not even Shelly The whole country is concerned Lowenkopf, can remember him. My about the economy, but unlike the fellow Americans, I say it’s about time other candidates I have an actual we elected another tubby, as long as recovery plan. I boldly propose that that tubby isn’t named “Chris” or we eliminate the last zero in every- “Christie.” thing. If a new car costs $36,000, the President Taft was so fat they had day after I’m elected it will cost $3,600. to widen the White House doors and If a house costs $750,000, when I’m make a custom fitted bathtub – which president you’ll be able to purchase it is where the phrase “tubby” comes for $75,000. If gasoline is $4.50 a gallon from. The above statement is com- on November 6th it’ll cost 45 cents on pletely fabricated, but it sounds good, November 7th, and a Big Mac will go and as a serious presidential candi- from $3.50 to 35 cents. And the best date I’m going to stick by it no matter news of all, after I’m elected that same how many fact checkers tell me I’m Big Mac will have only 70 calories full of government cheese. instead of 700. It’s been reported that 96% of African One small problem – under my plan Americans will vote for President if you made $100,000 a year you’ll Obama, 99.9% of Mormons will vote only be making $10,000, but we’ll fix for Romney, and 92% of Alzheimer’s that in my second term. •MJ 32 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 On Entertainment Steven Libowitz has are of the age our audience is, some- reported on the arts and what elderly and set in their ways. If entertainment for more by Steven Libowitz than 30 years; he has we had a chance to build an audience contributed to Montecito from younger ones who have less Journal for over ten experience, maybe I could do more. Symphony’s Sixtieth Season years. In Munich, or New York you could be he Santa Barbara Symphony more adventurous. But this season is launches its 60th season this designed, programmed, and thought- weekend with a reprise of success? fully put together for this orchestra, localT composer Emma Lou Diemer’s Just considering from what it started this community, this audience. Santa Barbara Overture, followed by – a group of amateurs, with no union But at the same time we are intro- Beethoven’s sturdy Symphony No. 5 musicians, basically people who got ducing new composers, and doing and Rachmaninoff, Piano Concerto together and played for fun. We’ve things that aren’t “normal” classical No. 2 in C minor, with Andre Watts at had a very supportive community, concert experiences – playing simul- the piano. It’s a weighty program, to with people who showed leadership taneously with the ballet or having be sure. But it’s only the first salvo in on the board and at the music level, a painter create art on stage live. We a season that sprinkles new wrinkles bringing it up to where we now have commissioned a new piece written among the old favorites. We caught a tough, high bar to be selected for the for us for this season. We take our up with music director Nir Kabaretti symphony. More and more our musi- projects very seriously. You can argue via Skype from Italy late last week to cians are winning other jobs – some- we could do more of that, but I think preview the concert and the season as times full-time so they have to leave. the balance is the right one for this a whole. That’s been very gratifying. orchestra.

Q. Let’s talk first about you renewing For this season, you’ve chosen to revisit Please talk about this first concert. your contract for another three years. classical standards along with some newer We tried on the entire season to How would you describe the journey of pieces as a theme for this year. Can you bring stuff that relates the orchestra to the past half-dozen years, and has the elaborate, and maybe particularly address the community, whether it’s collabo- ensemble grown in that period? What is the question of innovative programming rating with other institutes or bring- Nir Kabaretti, music director of the Santa Barbara your vision for the future? Symphony versus old chestnuts? ing artists from our history. [Andre A. It’s been wonderful. The sym- I know of an orchestra that was Watts] was part of the family for a phony has improved in all senses, years and now we’re pretty settled. awarded not long ago for being so long time. I wanted him to be back from financial to musicianship and There are only a few vacant spots and innovative. Guess what? The audi- and witness what we’ve done. I think ensemble playing. We’re getting to those should be settled in the next two ence declined. It’s a fine line between he will be pleasantly surprised to see know each other better, auditioning years. So the roster will be complete doing pieces audiences want to hear, what we’re up to these days. And it’s new people and coming together. It’s and we’ll be in the position where and bringing in new works. We real- a process. I think we’ve grown up we are comfortable with this product. ize I can’t educate 3,000 people who entertainment Page 444 beautifully together. Every time we Now, I want to make us even more play I feel it’s a bit better, and the related to and collaborative with other working atmosphere is really excep- organizations in town, and extend our tionally good. Comparing it to other reach out of town, whether we tour orchestras where I work as a guest, or attract them here. People in our SBWPC sometimes you come to rehearsals city know who we are. But I would where the musicians aren’t so moti- like it if the northern part of the coun- vated. But here, when we are together try or south of here got to witness Proudly to start a new program in a week our music. We want to extend our there’s excitement and everybody is capacity. We’re doing well. So many Endorses... giving their best. A lot of our musi- orchestras are struggling financially, cians come from far away so it must be we’re very lucky not to reduce our important enough, because there are subscription concerts – we’re one of so many other opportunities. To play the healthiest organizations here and  Alison Livett  Brian Fay with me they have to decline another in the symphonic world. So we’d like Carpinteria School Board Santa Barbara City College job. So I’m extremely happy with how to play out of town. District 4 it’s been.  Lisa Guravitz  Gayle Eidelson, In terms of the roster, we’ve had It’s the sixtieth season. What would you Carpinteria-Summerland Ed Heron, Pedro Paz massive auditions over the last five say has been the key to the symphony’s Fire Protection District Santa Barbara School Board  Martha Collins, Susan Keller, Gene Sinser & John (Abe) Powell J ARROTT & CO. DIVORCE Montecito Fire Protection District REAL EST A T E INVE S T MENTS Thinking about divorce? Want a SPECIALIZING IN fair resolution without conflict?  Yes on Proposition 30  Yes on Proposition 35 1031 TAX-DEFERRED Tired of the legal hassle?  No on Proposition 32  Yes on Proposition 40 EXCHANGES I can help. I can work with you or AND both of you to get it done quickly  Yes on Measures A&B TRIPLE NET LEASED and ensure your privacy. ANAGEMENT REE I am a retired Family Law Judge M F  Lois Capps  Dianne Feinstein pro-term and a Family law Attorney INVESTMENT PROPERTIES US Congress US Senate WITH ATIONAL ENANTS with over 30 years experience. N T  Hannah-Beth Jackson  Das Williams Mediation or Representation State Senate State Assembly CALL RICHARD DOLWIG Len Jarrott, MBA, CCIM www.SBWPC.org Attorney at Law 805-569-5999 Paid for by Santa Barbara Women’s Political Committee http://www.jarrott.com for brochure call: 637-7993 Not authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee.

18 – 25 October 2012 There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise – Gore Vidal MONTECITO JOURNAL 33 Your Westmont by Scott Craig (photos by Brad Elliott) Scott Craig is manager of media relations at Westmont College Orchestra to Perform Diemer World Premiere

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for Montecito Fire Board Gene Sinser Paid for by Gene Sinser for Montecito Fire District 2012, ID # pending 34 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 “Jerusalem” by Sir Charles Hubert Barbara’s Center for Middle East of our galaxy about 7,000 light-years Parry, which was prominently fea- Studies, is free and open to the public. away, which is very young for open tured in the opening and closing cer- Zaqtan, a leading poet of the Arab star clusters. Their apparent size is emonies of the London Olympics and world, and Joudah, an award-winning about the diameter of the full moon, in the film Chariots of Fire. poet and translator, have embarked on so they fill the field of an amateur The repertoire includes a world pre- a month-long tour together, visiting telescope.” miere by renowned composer Emma 15 venues in the U.S., including Yale, Whittemore says he also hopes to Lou Diemer, who celebrates her 85th New York, Columbia, Harvard and show off the Blinking Planetary (NGC birthday this season. Her Concerto for Boston Universities. 6826) in Cygnus, the Swan. “This Violin, which includes the three move- Zaqtan, the author of 10 collections planetary nebula plays tricks on your ments, “A Little Parlour Music (After of poetry, was born in Beit Jala, near eyes,” he says. “If you focus on its Poulenc),” “Remembrance of Things Bethlehem, and has lived in Jordan, central white dwarf star, its haze van- Past” and “Santa Barbara Rag,” is Beirut, Damascus and Tunis. He ishes. However, if you pay attention to dedicated to Westmont violin pro- returned to Palestine in 1994 and now the haze, the star’s atmosphere shoot- fessor Philip Ficsor and the orches- lives in Ramallah. He is also a novel- ing out into space, you see the white tra. Coincidentally, the Santa Barbara ist, editor and filmmaker. dwarf. You be the judge. Is it really Symphony opens its season honor- Joudah, a practicing physician of blinking?” ing Diemer by performing her “Santa internal medicine, has translated The Keck Telescope is housed in Barbara Overture” on Saturday, two poetry collections by celebrated the observatory between Russell Carr October 20 at 8 pm. Palestinian poet Mahmoud Darwish, Field and the track and field/soccer “I decided not to write a huge, com- If I Were Another and The Butterfly’s complex. Free parking is available The Westmont Observatory at fall plex, lengthy work but rather one that Burden. Joudah’s own book, The Earth near the baseball field. •MJ might be pleasurable to hear rather in the Attic, won the Yale Series of than disturbing,” Diemer says. “I am Younger Poets prize in 2008, the first grateful for the fine talents of Professor for an Arab-American. He lives in Ficsor and Professor Shasberger and Houston. the Westmont Orchestra for present- Like a Straw Bird, published by Yale ing this new work.” University Press, is a volume in the Diemer’s works are widely pub- Margellos World Republic of Letters lished, and her second piano concerto series, dedicated to making literary FIVE STAR received a Kennedy Center Friedheim works from around the globe avail- Award in 1991. Diemer, who joined able in English through translation. BEST IN SHOAL the faculty at UC Santa Barbara in “Zaqtan’s poems are uncompro- 1971 and became professor emerita mising in their direct engagement in 1991, has been commissioned for with daily life, detailing the way santabarbarastickers.com many chamber, orchestral and cho- in which the quotidian is, after all, ral compositions. She was composer the grand narrative of history,” says in residence with the Santa Barbara Cole Swensen of the Iowa Writers’ Symphony in the early 1990s, and the Workshop. orchestra performed five of her works. She was one of only two women com- Viewing the Blue position majors in her class at Yale’s School of Music, where she earned Snowball her bachelor’s and master’s degrees in Westmont’s powerful Keck 1949 and 1950. Telescope will focus on a planetary The Westmont Music Department nebula known as the Blue Snowball will continue its Adopt-A-Musician (NGC 7662) during the monthly view- program again this year, pairing con- ing of the stars Friday, October 19. The certgoers with an orchestra musician free event is held every third Friday for the 2012-13 season. Supporters of the month in conjunction with the may adopt a musician for $100, which Santa Barbara Astronomical Unit and includes a card with a photo and basic begins after 6:30 pm and lasts sev- information about the student musi- eral hours. The best viewing gener- cian. All funds received through the ally occurs later in the evening. In program support the students’ per- case of inclement or overcast weath- formances and tour expenses. Please er, please call the Telescope Viewing email [email protected] for more Hotline at (805) 565-6272 and check information about the program. the Westmont website to see if the viewing has been canceled. Reading to Feature “The Blue Snowball, located in Andromeda about 1,800 light-years Famed Palestinian Poets away, is a wonderful object that Critically acclaimed Palestinian should appear as a blue haze with poet Ghassan Zaqtan and transla- its white dwarf at its center,” says tor Fady Joudah will read selections Thomas Whittemore, Westmont and discuss their latest book, Like a physics instructor. Straw Bird It Follows Me: And Other The viewing may also feature the LEGACY Poems, Wednesday, October 24 at 4 pm Double Cluster in Perseus, which is LEGACY in Winter Hall’s Darling Foundation generally easily visible to the naked Lecture Hall (Room 210) at Westmont. eye. 1137 Coast Village RoadMontecito,CA The event, sponsored by the Poetry “This twosome is a beautiful sight in 1137www.legacy-montecito.comCoast Village RoadMontecito805.845.3300,CA Foundation, Westmont Office of the a telescope at low power,” Whittemore www.legacy-montecito.com 805.845.3300 Provost, Westmont’s English and says. “They are both located in close history departments and UC Santa proximity towards the Perseus arm 18 – 25 October 2012 The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 35 Girls Incorporated of Greater Santa Barbara Celebration Luncheon TRAIL TALK Story and photos by Lynn P. Kirst Girls Inc.of Greater Santa Barbara Peru, Part One: Riding Peruvian Pasos in the Sacred Valley The sombrero chalán is Celebration Luncheon the Peruvian version of Thursday, November 1, 2012 the cowboy hat, finely 11:30am-1:30pm woven with a wide, flat Fess Parker DoubleTree brim to protect from the $95 per attendee sun. The rolled rawhide hatband is decorated with a silver Peruvian Paso horse worn toward Keynote Speaker the front. Marilyn Tam Humanitarian & International Business Leader

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36 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 18 – 25 October 2012 MONTECITO JOURNAL 37 COMING & GOING (Continued from page 31) Lindy section, rumba, tango of course, famous tango scene in 1921’s The Four a Castle Walk [created and introduced Horsemen of the Apocalypse. “All of a by Vernon Castle in 1912; Soleau has sudden that type of tango became all rearranged the original steps], so we’re the rage,” Soleau notes, “but it didn’t kind of showing the history of ball- look anything like an Argentine tango.” room, because the tango and such Frank and Yolanda – like all the came out of the Castle Walk.” other ballroom dancers of the time According to Soleau, Frank poured – came out of vaudeville. They put all his money into creating beautiful together their own routines. “And, gowns for Yolanda. Some of them if you looked at it today,” Soleau weighed nearly eighteen pounds and observes, “well, that’s not technically all “were absolutely exquisite.” Veloz the tango. They created their own and Yolanda were by far the best style. Adele and Fred Astaire creat- dressed, best looking dance couple of ed their own style; Tony De Marco their day. “They were so far ahead of and his three partners, Nina, then all the other dance teams because they Sally, and finally Renee, had their own just looked better,” Soleau remarks. style.” “He was handsome; she was beauti- Since 1998, William Soleau has ful; they’d walk onto the dance floor done, he believes, fourteen ballets and they were mesmerizing. There for Rodney Gustafson’s ballet troupe. Choreographer William Soleau, although based in New York City, has choreographed at least 14 State was a real chemistry between them… William is a freelance choreographer Street Ballet productions over the past fifteen years; the image on his computer is of Frank and Yolanda Veloz, circa 1935 They were the glitziest, and most well- and continues to be primarily based known all through the 1930s. They in New York City. His wife is a ballet Sergey was born in the town of give him to a ballet school or some- made movies; they were pop stars. master at New York City Ballet, “and Voronegh, Russia, “a seven-hour thing.’ I didn’t want to do it, but I It’s a great story for ballet because we arrange our schedules to take care drive south from Moscow,” he went to ballet school for three years you have so many of these songs of our Golden Retriever,” he explains. recounts. “I didn’t want to [attend (beginning at the age of ten).” from Duke Ellington, Fats Waller, When she’s traveling, he feeds and dance school]; my mom made me,” His family moved to Moscow three Gershwin, all that. walks the dog and vice versa. he says with a laugh, referring to his years after and he attended ballet “Argentine tango didn’t exist in the introduction to what would become school there at the Bolshoi Ballet 1920s” in the U.S., says Soleau. “The his life’s avocation. (for six months) and then received a dance,” he explains, “originated in the A Russian Super Star Explaining how his mother real- scholarship from the Rudolf Nureyev brothels and barrios of Argentina and Joining leads Jack Stewart and ized he had potential as a dancer, Foundation to study in Vienna. “So I the footwork and all that stuff was Leila Drake as Veloz and Yolanda is he says: “Well, I did like Michael have lived without my parents since I very different from what tango was world-class dancer Sergey Kheylik. Jackson when I was a kid. I was danc- was thirteen,” he says. He spent three in America.” Tango became popular We had a chance to speak with him ing in the house and stuff, and she years in Vienna and won a scholar- in the U.S. via Rudolph Valentino’s briefly, also mid-rehearsal. probably thought, ‘Hmm. Maybe I’ll ship in Lausanne, Switzerland that What is the one thing all these people agree on? Yes on Measures A & B David Cash, William J. 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38 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 for over forty years. He passed away Playing The Bad Guy last year,” Sergey notes sadly, not Sergey Kheylik will not, however, long after a tribute that was given on be lead dancer in An American Tango. the occasion of his 80th birthday in That role has been reserved for 2009. “He was this little genius,” he Jack Stewart. “Jack looks like Frank continues. “He was very short and Veloz,” explains Soleau, who adds [stout], and he only spoke Russian, that, “I only have twenty rehearsals so everyone had to understand a to create the whole ballet and Jack Frank Veloz spent much of little bit of Russian. He was already is a pretty good ballroom dancer. the money he old and grumpy [when I started with Sergey plays the bad guy – Dutch and his wife him], but he had a good sense of Schultz. What that allows me to made dancing humor.” do,” Bill says, “is to use Sergey’s as Veloz and Sergey says that people no longer strengths. It’s a fun part, because he Yolanda in the early days of teach some of the things he had to gets to do all the tricks and he’s good their career learn from Pestov, and has said that at that. He’s very musical and he’s designing everything he’s done since Pestov very dramatic.” and making seems like a vacation. “It was real- Leila Drake is Yolanda. “I use the elaborate ly hard stamina-wise. Other teach- Leila for everything” Soleau admits. dresses she became noted ers show a combination and then “She has really come into her own for you do a combination, but Pestov at the peak of her maturity. And, she would insist on, say, forty minutes also has an uncanny resemblance to on barre, non-stop, which is crazy. Yolanda.” If you can last through his barre, Kheylik will play the lead in State you can last through anything, pretty Street Ballet’s upcoming My Secret much. Teaching was his calling. He Garden when it unveils in New York could explain things with just a few City next month. words.” Sergey has danced with Carolina ••• Ballet, Cirque du Soleil, Los Angeles Ballet and has guest-danced with For more information about State different companies in Hong Kong, Street Ballet, you can call them at 805- South Africa, New Orleans and else- 563-3262. For tickets and information allowed him to choose a ballet school instructor Pyotr “Peter” Pestov. Peter where. For the past two years Sergey about upcoming performances, you are he’d like to attend. He chose the one “The Great” “was one of the best performed with Rasta Thomas’ Bad invited to call the Lobero box office at in Stuttgart, Germany because the teachers ever,” Sergey says. “He only Boys Of Dance in a show called Rock 805-963-0761 or online at www.lobero. teacher was former Bolshoi dance taught men, all his life, and he taught the Ballet. com/contact/boxoffice. •MJ

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Four chalánes, or Peruvian horsemen, give a riding demon- stration aboard their Peruvian Pasos. The traditional white costumes originated in the warm north- ern regions of Peru.

extremely fortuitous. ral four-beat, lateral gait, which is Bronco and his stablemates live inborn and requires no special train- at Hotel Sol y Luna, a spectacularly ing. This trademark gait is guaranteed beautiful property located in the heart to appear in one hundred percent of of Peru’s Sacred Valley. Located just purebred Peruvian Paso horses, and an hour’s drive away but a few thou- makes for a smooth ride since the sand feet lower than the airport at horse always has two, and sometimes The Andes form a spectacular backdrop for a per- Cusco (which sits at 11,000 feet eleva- three, feet on the ground. formance of the Marinera, with the señorita twirl- tion), El Valle Sagrado seemed a logical Peruvian horsemen are called ing her skirts and a white handkerchief to attract the horseman who canters in circles alarmingly place to spend a few days acclimating chalánes, originally a title of respect close to her bare feet to the Andean altitude after flying in earned by the best rider in a village. from seaside Lima. Four nights there They traditionally wear white pants, seems even more romantic when the still wasn’t enough time to see the shirts, ponchos and a finely woven caballero is on horseback. many fascinating Inca sites located in straw hat – cool clothing to reflect the the Sacred Valley, but its central loca- warm sun of northern Peru. Felix, the If You Go tion in Urubamba made Hotel Sol y head chalán at Sol y Luna, took me on Hotel Sol y Luna Luna an ideal base. a fascinating ride through the nearby Urubamba, Peru The Peruvian Paso is considered countryside and villages, while some- www.hotelsolyluna.com/en/solyluna the national horse of Peru, and is how never seeming to attract a speck descended from the mixed-breed of dust or dirt. Ideally located in the center of stock brought to the New World by Upon returning from our excur- the Sacred Valley, this hotel features Spanish conquistadors. Paso means sion, Felix took over riding Bronco elegant casitas scattered through- “step” in Spanish, and what makes in a memorable performance of the out grounds that are profusely land- the Peruvian Paso unique is its natu- Marinera. The national dance of Peru scaped with flowering gardens. Guided 3-hour horseback rides cost The Marinera, the approximately $100. Equestrian dem- national dance onstrations by the Peruvian horsemen of Peru, is some- times performed known as chalánes are usually given with the gentle- at midday, accompanied by a huge man on horse- lunch of traditional Peruvian cui- back. Felix, the sine. Advance reservations required; head wrangler at inquire upon check-in. •MJ Hotel Sol y Luna, rides Bronco in this romantic courtship ritual Fresh Local Cuisine set to music.

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18 – 25 October 2012 Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk; that will teach you to keep your mouth shut – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 43 entertainment (Continued from page 33) great for the audience to witness this August: Osage County gigantic piece with such a magnifi- SBCC Theatergroup’s production of cent artist. And the same with Emma August: Osage County, which won the Lou Diemer. I have a recording from 2008 Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the the London Philharmonic playing this Tony Award later that year, marks the piece. I think it’s important for our first non-musical to grace the stage at audience to know this is part of our the school’s new renovated Garvin history. Theater. It also might be the most Beethoven 5 is one of those that’s important play to get staged there played a lot. But I don’t remember until the next remodeling takes place. the last time it was played in Santa The darkly comedic play by Tracy Barbara. Certainly not in last ten Letts delves into a dysfunctional years. People say it’s very familiar Oklahoma family comprising three – you hear the themes on radio, and generations that serves as a meta- in films. But as a live performance, phor for modern American society. it’s not something that’s been done Achingly funny and unflinchingly recently. I studied it when I was eigh- penetrating, the play has been called a teen years old. Now after all these “corrosive black comedy that deserves years, I’m still very humbled about a seat at the dinner table with the touching this old testament of music. great American family plays,” by Time These are the columns that symphony magazine, and lauded across the land was built on. The 5th is certainly one Ensemble Basiani of Georgia makes its Santa Barbara debut on Sunday, October 21 at the first United wherever it’s been produced. of the most challenging. The repetitive Methodist Church (photo by George Demetrashvili) SBCC has attracted Susanne Marley, motifs, you have to keep it alive and ing researched into ancient phonologi- who understudied the pivotal role of to shape it. That’s the challenge, not Classical Corner cal and notated recordings. Violet Weston on Broadway, to play so much to create the musical sound, The all-male Ensemble Basiani CAMA’s Masterseries gets under- the character in Santa Barbara along- but to build it from the first bar right of Georgia makes its Santa Barbara way at the Lobero on Wednesday with side a few students and several well- up through the final movement, in on Sunday, October 21 debut cour- guitarist Manuel Barrueco, a 30-year known community actors, including terms of the interpretation you bring tesy UCSB Arts & Lectures, bring- veteran who has played in all the David Holmes, the longtime drama as a conductor. You can’t just lose con- ing ancient Georgian choral music, major concert halls as well as on TV teacher at San Marcos who hasn’t trol and let it go up and down. I think replete with restless polyphonic har- including A&E’s Breakfast with the acted for nearly three decades. about how to invest the energy the monies with shifts in mood, to First Arts and Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood August: Osage County plays Friday right ways to make it a flowing pro- United Methodist Church downtown. on PBS. He’ll perform sonatas by through November 3 at the Garvin. cess. That might sound a bit strange, Their rapturous concert will range Domenico Scarlatti, Spanish Dances Holmes talked about his take on the but the architecture of the symphony from hymns to the Virgin to beguiling from Enrique Granados, and works by piece – which is being turned into is quite incredible. love songs, compiled via painstak- Isaac Albéniz and Enrique Granados. a movie featuring Meryl Streep and

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44 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 you step away from that and wonder taken any role at all just to be a As a longtime theater teacher and direc- why, the themes emerge. part of this play. But then I found tor who is familiar with the play, did you myself in the shoes of my students. have the same vision for “August” as the Pretend I’m one of your students Because there’s a character I would director Katie Laris? Are you contrib- at San Marcos. What does Letts do to have had great trouble playing as uting or collaborating with her in any develop those themes that works so well? a high school teacher in a public way? Is it difficult to take direction from Obviously you wouldn’t answer that for school. He’s a pedophile. With the someone else? them, but… job I have I had to wonder about it. Actually I found it pretty easy to Well, we just finished an assignment I found myself struggling with what let go. Katie is outstanding. She trusts where they completed the sentence: would I do if I were offered that role. her actors to do their homework. She “In this play we must learn…”. I use How would I do it? But then I had to molds it and influences it. I wouldn’t that trick when I’m directing, too, to remember it’s just a part, it’s not me. direct it significantly differently. But uncover the larger issues. Because I How could I say no if I tell my kids it is a challenge because I’m a take- always assume the playwright wants that their characters aren’t them? charge kind of guy, and that isn’t my us to learn something. I’ll pull out The character might be despicable role here. I have to keep my mouth some papers and read you some ran- but it’s not you. Still I was having a shut and listen and understand what dom responses: ‘If we want change huge problem with it. I did decide I her vision is. There was only one we need to take charge of that change. would play it, but I would have had occasion where I had a different view Don’t sit back and wait for someone to do something to cope. I would and I wanted to talk with her about else.’ ‘Blaming others doesn’t help the have been very awkward… Instead it. I wasn’t even in the scene. But she Anne Guynn, Susanne Marley and Jeff Mills in world and its problems, but we must I’m cast as Charlie Aiken who in this brought information to the table that SBCC Theatergroup’s production of August: Osage accept what happens in life.’ Then family he’s pretty much the sanest County (photo by Leslie Holtzman) you get some who are more literal: one in the family. So I lucked out. entertainment Page 494 Julia Roberts – in an interview late ‘We must learn how screwed up a last week. family can be.’ ‘…Not to be like this dysfunctional family.’ And that’s true, I’m told this is one of your favorite too. On the literal level, it’s one of works, which is pretty unusual for a very the most dysfunctional families you’ll modern play. What makes it so special for ever meet. I ask my students, when you? you compare your home life, are you mobile It’s an important play for America better off? veterinary right now. It reminds me of O’Neill, hospital who’d write incredibly profound You haven’t acted in thirty years. Why plays that weren’t just about dysfunc- did this particular role draw you back? tional families, but also commentary Can you tell me about the character? about American society. “August” The last time was before I started works in a dramatic way, but also on teaching. In my first year here, I Dr. Julie Bosserman an intellectual level. He uses imag- realized that high school drama is a Medical Director ery and symbols that we struggle to boatload of work. It would be unfair understand. But he doesn’t tell us, so to my students if I were splitting we have to interpret. What does this my time between directing them play mean? What is the playwright in a show and acting in another really trying to say? I’m still learning one… It’s a hard job. Now, I’m at TOLL FREE more about what it’s trying to tell the end of my career, maybe just a our world, America today… You can couple of years before I hang it up. (855) VET-TO-ME enjoy it on face value, on a purely lit- I’m ready for something new. So (855) 838-8663 eral level. We get swept away by how when auditions for “August” were www.rollingpetvet.com purely mean and violent these people announced, I said I have to be a part are. It’s overwhelming. It’s only when of this show… I literally would’ve Home Theater • Apple TV • Everything Digital Harold Adams - Computer Consulting AllAll ThingsThings MacMac iPhones • iPods • iPhoto • Music • Movies New Computer Setup • Troubleshooting Serving Montecito & Santa Barbara for over 20 years Training Beginners to Advanced Reasonable Rates • Quality Service (8(8 5)5) 692-2005692-2005 •• harharold@[email protected]

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CITY OF SANTA BARBARA CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS NOTICE TO BIDDERS CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that sealed bids will be received NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that sealed bids will be received BID NO: 3659 by the City of Santa Barbara Purchasing Office located at 310 by the City of Santa Barbara Purchasing Office located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, until 3:00 p.m. on E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, until 3:00 p.m. on Sealed proposals for Bid No. 3659 for the CORPORATION the date indicated at which time they will be publicly opened, the date indicated at which time they will be publicly opened, YARD REPLACEMENT WELL will be received in the read and posted for: read and posted for: Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, until BID NO. 5189 BID NO. 5181 3:00 p.m., THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 8TH 2012 to be publicly opened and read at that time. Any bidder who DUE DATE & TIME: NOVEMBER 6, 2012 UNTIL 3:00P.M. DUE DATE & TIME: November 8, 2012 UNTIL 3:00P.M. wishes its bid proposal to be considered is responsible for making certain that its bid proposal is actually delivered to said Airline Terminal Gift Shop Storage Space Project Grit Chamber Baffle Wall Rehabilitation Purchasing Office. Bids shall be addressed to the General Services Manager, Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, A MANDATORY pre-bid meeting will be held on October Santa Barbara, California, and shall be labeled, 23, 2012 at 9:00 a.m., at the Airport Maintenance A MANDATORY pre-bid meeting will be held on October 31, “CORPORATION YARD REPLACEMENT WELL PROJECT, Conference Room, located at 1699 Firestone Road, Goleta, 2012 at 1:00 p.m., (weather permitting) at the El Estero Bid No. 3659". CA, to discuss the specifications and field conditions. Bid Wastewater Treatment Plant located at 520 E. 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Bid packages containing all Bid Documents are available at the Purchasing Office and at building a perimeter sound wall (approximately 500 feet long forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in the pre-bid meeting. and 24 feet tall) to reduce noise for the residential faculty 50 person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or feet to the north. The well will be 12 inch diameter stainless by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa steel drilled to 700 feet below ground surface. The existing well bid package and specifications. Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and has artesian pressure, which was measured in June 2012 and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all found to be approximately 10.5 feet above ground surface. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in The Engineerʼs estimate is $750,000. Each bidder must have a Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for Class C-57 license to complete this work in accordance with the prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of bid package and specifications. California Business and Professions Code. Department of Industrial Relations. 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The bond must be signed by the Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the in the State of California. prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor in the State of California. Bidders are hereby notified that a Performance Bond in the shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to Bidders are hereby notified that a Bid Guaranty Bond in the successful bidder for bids. The bond must be provided with ten apprentice public works contracts. form of a money order or a cashierʼs certified check, payable to (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the the order of the City, amounting to ten percent (10%) of the bid, performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the Per California Civil Code Section 3247, a payment bond in the or by a bond in said amount and payable to said City, signed by bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue in the State of California. successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must bonds in the State of California. be provided within 10 calendar days from notice of award and The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority prior to the performance of any work. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will The proposal shall be accompanied by a proposal guaranty opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), bond in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender proposal, or alternatively by a certified or cashierʼs check ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition payable to the Owner in the sum of at least 10% of the total identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, amount of the proposal. (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award.

religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award. A separate performance bond in the amount of 100% of the bid

total will be required from the successful bidder. The bond ______must be provided within 10 calendar days from the notice to William Hornung, C.P.M. Published: Oct. 17, 2012 ______award and prior to the performance of any work. General Services Manager Montecito Journal William Hornung, C.P.M. Published: October 17, 2012 General Services Manager Montecito Journal The City of Santa Barbara hereby notifies all bidders that it will affirmatively insure that in any contract entered into pursuant to five years from the date it was this advertisement, minority business enterprises will be FICTITIOUS BUSINESS filed in the Office of the County of California, County of Santa objection at least two court days afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds NAME STATEMENT: The Clerk. I hereby certify that this Barbara, for a decree changing before the matter is scheduled of race, creed, color, national origin, ancestry, sexual following person(s) is/are is a correct copy of the original name of child from Gissel to be heard and must appear orientation, political affiliations or beliefs, sex, age, physical doing business as: Sturgeon statement on file in my office. Figueroa to Gissel Figueroa at the hearing to show cause disability, medical condition, marital status or pregnancy as set Enterprises; Sturgeon Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk Estrada. The Court orders why the petition should not be forth hereunder. Real Estate Investments; (SEAL) by Kathy Miller. Original that all persons interested in granted. If no written objection Sturgeon Rentals, 1207 FBN No. 2012-0002672. this matter appear before this is timely filed, the court may GENERAL SERVICES MANAGER Diana Lane, Santa Barbara, Published September 19, court at the hearing indicated grant the petition without a CITY OF SANTA BARBARA CA 93103. Judy E. Sturgeon, 26, October 3, 10, 2012. below to show cause, if any, hearing. Filed September 14, ______1207 Diana Lane, Santa ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE why the petition for change of 2012 by Terry Chavez, Deputy William Hornung, C.P.M. Barbara, CA 93103. This FOR CHANGE OF NAME: name should not be granted. Clerk. Hearing date: November statement was filed with the CASE No. 1413367. To all Any person objecting to the 29, 2012 at 9:30 am in Dept. PUBLISHED DATES County Clerk of Santa Barbara interested parties: Petitioner name changes described about 6, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Montecito Journal: October 17 and 24, 2012 County on September 17, Basilisa Figueroa filed a must file a written objection that Barbara, CA 93101. Published 2012. This statement expires petition with Superior Court included the reasons for the 9/26, 10/3, 10/10, 10/17 18 – 25 October 2012 An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 47 MONTECITO EATERIES . . . A Guide

Sakana Japanese Restaurant $$ $ (average per person under $15) In Summerland / Carpinteria some of the best views of both the mountains 1046 Coast Village Road (565-2014) $$ (average per person $15 to $30) and the Santa Barbara pier sitting on the newly Cantwell’s Summerland Market $ renovated, award-winning patio, while enjoy- $$$ (average per person $30 to $45) Stella Mare’s $$/$$$ $$$$ (average per person $45-plus) 2580 Lillie Avenue (969-5893) ing fresh seafood straight off the boat. Dinner is 50 Los Patos Way (969-6705) served nightly from 5 pm, and brunch is offered Garden Market $ on Sunday from 10 am until 1 pm. Reservations Stonehouse $$$$ are recommended. Bella Vista $$$ San Ysidro Ranch 3811 Santa Claus Lane (745-5505) 1260 Channel Drive (565-8237) 900 San Ysidro Lane (565-1700) Jack’s Bistro $ Enterprise Fish Co. $$ Located in what is a 19th-century citrus Cafe Del Sol $$ 5050 Carpinteria Avenue (566-1558) 225 State Street (962-3313) packinghouse, Stonehouse restaurant features Serving light California Cuisine, Jack’s offers Every Monday and Tuesday the Enterprise Fish 30 Los Patos Way (969-0448) a lounge with full bar service and separate freshly baked bagels with whipped cream Company offers two-pound Maine Lobsters dining room with crackling fireplace and CAVA $$ cheeses, omelettes, scrambles, breakfast bur- served with clam chowder or salad, and rice or creekside views. Chef Matthew Johnson’s ritos, specialty sandwiches, wraps, burgers, sal- potatoes for only $29.95. Happy hour is every 1212 Coast Village Road (969-8500) regional cuisine is prepared with a palate of ads, pastas and more. Jacks offers an extensive weekday from 4 pm to 7 pm. Open Sunday Regional Mexican and Spanish cooking herbs and vegetables harvested from the on-site espresso and coffee bar menu, along with wine thru Thursday 11:30 am to 10 pm and Friday combine to create Latin cuisine from tapas and chef’s garden. Recently voted 1 of the best 50 and beer. They also offer full service catering, thru Saturday 11:30 am to 11 pm. margaritas, mojitos, seafood paella and sangria restaurants in America by OpenTable Diner’s and can accommodate wedding receptions to to lobster tamales, Churrasco ribeye steak and Choice. 2010 Diners’ Choice Awards: 1 of 50 corporate events. Open Monday through Fri- Los Agaves $ seared Ahi tuna. Sunflower-colored interior Most Romantic Restaurants in America, 1 of day 6:30 am to 3 pm, Saturday and Sunday 600 N. Milpas Street (564-2626) is accented by live Spanish guitarist playing 50 Restaurants With Best Service in America. next to cozy beehive fireplace nightly. Lively 7 am to 3 pm. Los Agaves offers eclectic Mexican cuisine, using Open for dinner from 6 to 10 pm daily. only the freshest ingredients, in a casual and year-round outdoor people-wat­­­­­ching front Sunday Brunch 10 am to 2 pm. patio. Open Monday-Friday 11 am to 10 pm. Nugget $$ friendly atmosphere. Serving lunch and dinner, with breakfast on the weekends, Los Agaves fea- Saturday and Sunday 10 am to 10 pm. Trattoria Mollie $$$ 2318 Lillie Avenue (969-6135) tures traditional dishes from central and south- 1250 Coast Village Road (565-9381) China Palace $$ Padaro Beach Grill $ ern Mexico such as shrimp & fish enchiladas, shrimp chile rellenos, and famous homemade 1070 Coast Village Road (565-9380) Tre Lune $$/$$$ 3765 Santa Claus Lane (566-9800) A beach house feel gives this seaside eatery its mole poblano. Open Monday- Friday 11 am to 1151 Coast Village Road (969-2646) Giovanni’s $ charm and makes it a perfect place to bring the 9 pm, Saturday & Sunday 9 am to 9 pm. A real Italian boite, complete with small but whole family. Its new owners added a pond, 1187 Coast Village Road (969-1277) fully licensed bar, big list of Italian wines, large waterfall, an elevated patio with fireplace and Miró $$$$ comfortable tables and chairs, lots of mahogany Los Arroyos $ couches to boot. Enjoy grill options, along with 8301 Hollister Avenue at Bacara Resort & Spa and large b&w vintage photos of mostly fa- salads and seafood plates. The Grill is open (968-0100) 1280 Coast Village Road (969-9059) mous Italians. Menu features both comfort food Monday through Sunday 11 am to 9 pm Miró is a refined refuge with stunning views, like mama used to make and more adventurous Little Alex’s $ featuring two genuine Miro sculptures, a Italian fare. Now open continuously from lunch Sly’s $$$ top-rated chef offering a sophisticated menu 1024 A-Coast Village Road (969-2297) to dinner. Also open from 7:30 am to 11:30 am 686 Linden Avenue (684-6666) that accents fresh, organic, and native-grown daily for breakfast. Lucky’s (brunch) $$ (dinner) $$$ Sly’s features fresh fish, farmers’ market veg- ingredients, and a world-class wine cellar. Open Tuesday through Saturday from 6 pm to 10 pm. 1279 Coast Village Road (565-7540) Via Vai Trattoria Pizzeria $$ gies, traditional pastas, prime steaks, Blue Plate Comfortable, old-fashioned urban steak- Specials and vintage desserts. You’ll find a full 1483 East Valley Road (565-9393) Olio e Limone Ristorante $$$ house in the heart of America’s biggest little bar, serving special martinis and an extensive Olio Pizzeria $ village. Steaks, chops, seafood, cocktails, Delis, bakeries, juice bars wine list featuring California and French wines. 17 West Victoria Street (899-2699) and an enormous wine list are featured, with Cocktails from 4 pm to close, dinner from 5 to 9 Elaine and Alberto Morello oversee this white tablecloths, fine crystal and vintage Blenders in the Grass pm Sunday-Thursday and 5 to 10 pm Friday and Saturday. Lunch is M-F 11:30 to 2:30, and brunch friendly, casually elegant, linen-tabletop eatery photos from the 20th century. The bar 1046 Coast Village Road (969-0611) (separate from dining room) features large is served on the weekends from 9 am to 3 pm. featuring Italian food of the highest order. Of- ferings include eggplant soufflé, pappardelle flat-screen TV and opens at 4 pm during the Here’s The Scoop Stacky’s Seaside $ with quail, sausage and mushroom ragù, and week. Open nightly from 5 pm to 10 pm; 1187 Coast Village Road (lower level) 2315 Lillie Avenue (969-9908) fresh-imported Dover sole. Wine Spectator Saturday & Sunday brunch from 9 am to (969-7020) 3 pm. Valet Parking. Award of Excellence-winning wine list. Private Gelato and Sorbet are made on the premises. Summerland Beach Café $ dining (up to 40 guests) and catering are also Open Monday through Thursday 1 pm to 9 pm, Montecito Café $$ 2294 Lillie Avenue (969-1019) available. It is open for lunch Monday thru 12 pm to 10 pm Friday and Saturday, and 1295 Coast Village Road (969-3392) Saturday (11:30 am to 2 pm) and dinner seven 12 pm to 9 pm on Sundays. Tinkers $ nights a week (from 5 pm). Next door at Olio Pizzeria, the Morellos Montecito Coffee Shop $ Jeannine’s 2275 C Ortega Hill Road (969-1970) 1498 East Valley Road (969-6250) have added a simple pizza-salumi-wine-bar 1253 Coast Village Road (969-7878) Santa Barbara / Restaurant Row inspired by neighborhood “pizzerie” and “enoteche” in Italy. Private dining for up to Montecito Wine Bistro $$$ Montecito Deli Bistro Eleven Eleven $$ 32 guests. The Pizzeria is open daily from 516 San Ysidro Road 969-7520 1150 Coast Village Road (969-3717) 1111 East Cabrillo Boulevard (730-1111) 11:30 am to close. Head to Montecito’s upper village to indulge in Open six days a week from 7 am to 3 pm. Located adjacent to Hotel Mar Monte, the some California bistro cuisine. Chef Nathan Heil (Closed Sunday) This eatery serves home- bistro serves breakfast and lunch featuring Pierre Lafond Wine Bistro $ creates seasonal menus that include fish and made soups, fresh salads, sandwiches, and its all-American favorites. Dinner is a mix of tradi- 516 State Street (962-1455) vegetarian dishes, and fresh flatbreads straight specialty, The Piadina, a homemade flat bread tional favorites and coastal cuisine. The lounge The Wine Bistro menu is seasonal California out of the wood-burning oven. The Bistro of- made daily. fers local wines, classic and specialty cocktails, advancement to the restaurant features a big cuisine specializing in local products. Pair your meal with wine from the Santa Barbara Winery, single malt scotches and aged cognacs. Panino screen TV for daily sporting events and happy hour. Open Monday-Friday 6:30 am to 9 pm, Lafond Winery or one from the list of wines 1014 #C Coast Village Road (565-0137) Pane é Vino $$$ Saturday and Sunday 6:30 am to 10 pm. from around the world. Happy Hour Monday - Friday 4:30 to 6:30 pm. The 1st Wednesday of 1482 East Valley Road (969-9274) Pierre Lafond each month is Passport to the World of Wine. Cielito $$$ 516 San Ysidro Road (565-1502) Grilled cheese night every Thursday. Open for This market and deli is a center of activity 1114 State Street (225-4488) Plow & Angel $$$ breakfast, lunch and dinner; catering available. in Montecito’s Upper Village, serving fresh Cielito Restaurant features true flavors of Mexi- San Ysidro Ranch www.pierrelafond.com baked pastries, regular and espresso coffee co created by Chef Ramon Velazquez. Try an an- 900 San Ysidro Lane (565-1700) drinks, smoothies, burritos, homemade tojito (or “small craving”) like the Anticucho de Rodney’s Steakhouse $$$ Enjoy a comfortable atmosphere as you dine soups, deli salads, made-to-order sandwiches Filete (Serrano-chimichurri marinated Kobe beef 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard (884-8554) on traditional dishes such as mac ‘n cheese and wraps available, and boasting a fully skewer, rocoto-tomato jam and herb mashed po- and ribs. The ambiance is enhanced with Deep in the heart of well, deep in the heart of stocked salad bar. Its sunny patio draws tatoes), the Raw Bar’s piquant ceviches and fresh Fess Parker’s Doubletree Inn on East Beach in original artwork, including stained glass crowds of regulars daily. The shop also shellfish, or taste the savory treats in handmade windows and an homage to its namesake, Santa Barbara. This handsome eatery sells and carries specialty drinks, gift items, grocery tortillas at the Taqueria. It is located in the heart serves only Prime Grade beef, lamb, veal, hali- Saint Isadore, hanging above the fire- staples, and produce. Open everyday 5:30 am of downtown, in the historic La Arcada. place. Dinner is served from 5 to 10 pm but, salmon, lobster and other high-end victuals. to 8 pm. Full bar, plenty of California wines, elegant daily with bar service extending until 11 pm Chuck’s Waterfront Grill $$ surroundings, across from the ocean. Open for weekdays and until midnight on Friday and Village Cheese & Wine 113 Harbor Way (564-1200) Saturday. dinner Tuesday through Saturday at 5:30 pm. 1485 East Valley Road (969-3815) Located next to the Maritime Museum, enjoy Reservations suggested on weekends. •MJ 48 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 Information Listed for Friday thru Thursday - October 19 - 25 entertainment (Continued from page 45)  Denotes ‘SPECIAL ENGAGEMENT’ Restrictions I wasn’t even aware of. Even though Lit Moon co-founder Matt Tavianini, 877-789-MOVIE www.metrotheatres.com she’s never seen a production, she’d who returns to the company to  THE MET Opera 2012-2013  done some research. It was very illu- play Alonso and Trinculo; writer/ minating. I had a vision in my head actor Michael Bernard, who is both Saturday, October 27 - 9:55 am from when I’ve seen it. But once she Sebastian and Stephano; and recent Verdi’s  OTELLO explained it I was completely satisfied. Westmont grads Stephanie Farnum, So I’ve not offered a lot of interpreta- Nolan Hamlin, and Sara Reynolds, Arlington Theatre tion or analysis. We did talk about the who play Miranda, Ferdinand, and DETROPIA (Not Rated) Metro 4 productions I saw and the effect on the Ariel, respectively. The staging of The audience and she invited that from all Tempest is entirely new, but director  ALEX CROSS (PG-13) Fiesta 5 Fairview of us in the cast. So I could relate how John Blondell has retained the late I felt when I first saw the play, and at Milon Kalis’ scenography, consisting  PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 (R) each step of the way, and it’s shock- of a number of hanging bamboo poles, Arlington Camino Real ing. I remember feeling almost disap- from the original production, last seen pointed that the play took a turn dif- at the 2006 Lit Moon International BARGAIN TUESDAYS AT ALL LOCATIONS! ferent from what I thought, and it put Shakespeare Festival. Performances Showtimes -Information Before 6:00 Listed pm for- ALL Friday SEATS thru - Thursday ALL SHOWS - October - $5.50 19 - 25 me back at square one to re-evaluate are 8pm October 18-19, 25 & 27, and Showtimes - 6:00 pm and Later - Children....SeniorsDenotes ‘SPECIAL (60+) ENGAGEMENT’ - $5.50 AdultsRestrictions - $7.50 3D: add $3.00 Premium Charge to All Advertised Pricing what the play was really was about. 4pm October 28. 877-789-MOVIE www.metrotheatres.com   My expectations weren’t the reality. I Also, Ensemble Theatre’s sea- FAIRVIEWTHE MET OperaFIESTA2012-2013 5 ARLINGTON felt that over and over again. son opening production of Crime FeaturesSaturday, Stadium Seating OctoberFeatures 27Stadium - 9:55Seating amCourtyard Bar Open and Punishment comes to close this 225 N. Fairview - Goleta  916 State Street - S.B. Fri & Sat - 6:00 - 10:00 Verdi’s OTELLO 1317 State Street - 963-4408 Have rehearsals whet your appetite weekend, and while you might not Matthew Fox...... Tyler Perry  ALEX CROSS (PG-13)  ALEX CROSSArlington (PG-13) Fri-Sun Theatre - 1:45 4:20 7:00 9:40  PARANORMAL again, woken up the acting bug? Do you want to bring anyone feeling overly Fri-Sun - 1:20 3:50 6:40 9:15 Mon-Thu - 3:00 5:30 8:00 ACTIVITY 4 (R) think you’ll continue on with local region- stressed or depressed, it’s both grand Mon-ThuDETROPIA - 2:20 4:50 7:30 (Not Rated) MetroFri-Sun 4 - 2:15 4:40 7:00 9:20 Kevin James (PG) Mon-Thu - 2:30 5:00 7:30  al theater after this production? entertainment and decidedly provoca- KevinALEX James CROSS (PG) HERE (PG-13)COMES THE BOOMFiesta 5 Fairview  HERE COMES THE BOOM Fri-Sun - 1:00 3:50 6:30 9:00 PLAZA DE ORO It certainly has. I hadn’t had to tive food for thought for the rela- Fri-Sun - 1:45 4:25 7:00 9:25 Mon-Thu - 2:35 5:00 7:30  371 Hitchcock(R) Way - S.B. memorize a line in thirty years. Could tively sane. Brian Patrick Monahan Mon-ThuPARANORMAL - 2:00 4:30 7:00 ACTIVITY 4 Arlington FRANKENWEENIE Camino (PG)Realin 2D ATLAS SHRUGGED: I still do it? Would my acting be absolutely immerses himself into the A Tim Burton Film Fri-Sun - 1:30 4:10 7:10 PART II (PG-13) affected by having taught it so long? always-on-stage role of Raskolnikov, BARGAINFRANKENWEENIE TUESDAYS(PG) Mon-Thu - 2:50 AT 5:20 ALLFri LOCATIONS & Mon-Thu - 7:45 ! Showtimesin 2D: Daily - 2:10- Before 5:00 6:00 pm - ALL SEATS - ALLSat/Sun SHOWS - 2:15 - 5:10 7:45 Would I overanalyze things and lose the downtrodden villager who resorts HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA (PG) $5.50 the spark that makes it feel real? I to murder to escape both his finan- ShowtimesBrittany Snow - 6:00 pm and Later - Children....Seniorsin 2D: (60+)SEARCHING - $5.50 Adults FOR SUGAR - $7.50 MAN PITCH PERFECT3D: add (PG-13) $3.00 PremiumFri-Sun - 1:10 Charge 3:35 to 6:15 All 8:30AdvertisedFri & Mon-Thu Pricing - 7:30 (PG-13) was concerned. But I think that it has cial and emotional constraints. Kvana Fri-Sun - 7:10 9:45 Mon-Thu - 2:30 4:45 7:00 Sat/Sun - 2:30 7:30 come back. I’m not worried about it Martinez as his love interest Sonia Mon-ThuFAIRVIEW - 7:10 FIESTA 5 ARLINGTON Features Stadium Seating FeaturesPITCH PERFECT Stadium Seating (PG-13) JUSTCourtyard 45 MINUTES Bar Open anymore; I’m staying focused in the and Peter Van Norden as the detective 225 N. Fairview - Goleta Fri-Sun916 -State 1:20 Street 4:00 6:40- S.B. 9:20 FROMFri & Sat BROADWAY - 6:00 - 10:00(R) CAMINO REAL 1317 State Street - 963-4408 Matthew Fox...... Tyler Perry Mon-Thu ALEX - 2:20CROSS 5:10 (PG-13) 7:50 Fri & Mon-Thu - No Show moment. It’s all come back. And it’s – both of whom also play a few other   FeaturesALEX Stadium CROSS Seating(PG-13) Fri-Sun - 1:45 4:20 7:00 9:40 Sat/SunPARANORMAL - 4:50 only Fri-Sun - 1:20 3:50 6:40 9:15 END OF WATCH (R) (R) CAMINO REAL MARKETPLACE Mon-Thu - 3:00 5:30 8:00 ACTIVITY 4 largely due to the caliber of actors roles – are also marvelous in this taut Mon-Thu - 2:20 4:50 7:30 Fri-Sun - 9:30 Fri-Sun - 2:15 4:40 7:00 9:20 Hollister & Storke - GOLETA Kevin James (PG) Mon-Thu - 2:30 5:00 7:30 in the cast. Everyone is so profes- and haunting 90-minute adaptation of  Mon/Tue & Thu - 7:40 METRO 4 It’sKevin closer James than you think... (PG) (R) HERE COMES THE BOOM  Wed - No Show! Features Stadium Seating sional and prepared. When you’re Dostoyevsky’s classic novel.  HERE COMES THE BOOM Fri-Sun - 1:00 3:50 6:30 9:00 PLAZA DE ORO PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 Mon-Thu - 2:35 5:00 7:30 Fri-Sun - 1:45 4:25 7:00 9:25 371618 Hitchcock State Street Way - -S.B. S.B. surrounded by that, you can’t do less. More heaviness: Genesis West’s 1:00Mon-Thu 3:20 - 2:00 5:40 4:308:00 10:157:00 FRANKENWEENIERIVIERA(PG) in 2D DETROPIAATLAS SHRUGGED:(Not Rated) It’s fast and furious test of fire. That take on Beckett’s Endgame continues BryanA Tim Cranston....Alan Burton Film Arkin 2044Fri-Sun Alameda - 1:30 Padre 4:10 Serra 7:10- S.B. Fri-SunPART - 1:30 II (PG-13) 4:15 7:00 9:15 FRANKENWEENIE (PG) Mon-Thu - 2:50 5:20 Fri & Mon-Thu - 7:45 in A Ben Affleck Film THE MASTER (R) Mon-Thu - 2:25 5:10 7:30 sure helps to get my chops back. I’m at McDermott-Crockett Mortuary in 2D:Daily - 2:10 5:00 Sat/Sun - 2:15 5:10 7:45 ARGO (R) HOTELFri & Mon-Thu TRANSYLVANIA - 4:30 7:40(PG) feeling confident. through October 27. On the more 1:20Brittany 4:10 Snow 7:00 9:40 in 2D: SEARCHINGTAKEN FOR 2 SUGAR(PG-13) MAN PITCH PERFECT (PG-13) Sat/SunFri-Sun - 1:10 - 1:20 3:35 4:30 6:15 8:307:40 FriFri-Sun & Mon-Thu - 1:45 4:30- 7:30 7:15(PG-13) 9:40 upbeat end of the seesaw, You’re a Fri-SunJoseph - 7:10Gordon-Levitt 9:45 Mon-Thu - 2:30 4:45 7:00 Sat/SunMon-Thu - 2:30- 2:45 7:30 5:20 7:50 Mon-Thu - 7:10 Can we talk about San Marcos: You’ve Good Man Charlie Brown, from Ojai Bruce Willis.....Emily Blunt PASEOPITCH PERFECT NUEVO (PG-13) JUST 45 MINUTES LOOPER (R) LOOPER (R) Fri-Sun8 W. De- 1:20 La Guerra 4:00 6:40 Pl. - S.B. 9:20 FROM BROADWAY (R) been there twenty-seven years, longer Youth Entertainers Studio, also ends CAMINO REAL Mon-Thu - 2:20 5:10 7:50 Fri-Sun - 1:15 4:00 6:45 9:30 1:30 4:20 7:10 9:55  ARGO (R) On 2 Screens Fri & Mon-Thu - No Show Features Stadium Seating Sat/SunMon/Tue - 4:50& Thu only - than any previous drama teacher. What its musical run in the mountain vil- END OFFri-Sun WATCH- (R) CAMINO REAL MARKETPLACE 2:15 5:00 7:40 HollisterLiam & StorkeNeeson - GOLETA 1:00Fri-Sun 2:20 - 9:30 3:50 5:10 keeps you going? lage this weekend, while Circle Bar TAKEN 2 (PG-13) Mon/Tue & Thu - 7:40 Wed -METRO 2:15 5:00 4 It’s closer than you think... (R) Wed6:40 - No 8:00 Show! 9:30 Features Stadium Seating  1:40PARANORMAL 4:00 6:45 ACTIVITY 9:10 4 The students. These kids come in B Dinner Theatre’s delightfully sweet Mon-Thu - 618 State Street(R) - S.B. 1:00 3:20 5:40 8:00 10:15 SINISTER and it’s all brand new to them. Even and nostalgic Any Wednesday plays Ethan Hawke 2:20 3:50RIVIERA 5:10 6:40 8:00 Fri-SunDETROPIA - 2:00 4:45(Not 7:25Rated) 9:55 2044 Alameda Padre Serra - S.B. Fri-Sun - 1:30 4:15 7:00 9:15 Bryan Cranston....AlanSINISTER (R) Arkin Mon/Tue & Thu - the most tired old play, they have a through November 4. in A Ben Affleck Film SEVENTHE PSYCHOPATHS MASTER (R) (R) Mon-Thu2:35 -5:30 2:25 8:00 5:10 7:30 2:15  5:00ARGO 7:40 (R) 10:10 Fri-Sun - 1:15 4:10 7:00 9:40 Fri & Mon-Thu - 4:30 7:40 Wed -TAKEN 2:35 8:00 2 (PG-13) fresh take on it… What doesn’t excite 1:20 4:10 7:00 9:40 Mon-Thu - 2:00 5:00 7:45 HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA (PG) Sat/Sun - 1:20 4:30 7:40 Fri-Sun - 1:45 4:30 7:15 9:40 me is the state of the arts in California Joseph Gordon-Levitt WMon-Thuednesday - 2:45, October 5:20 24 - 7:507:00 Pop Tarts in 2D: Fri & Mon-Thu - THE PERKS OF BEING Bruce Willis.....Emily Blunt PASEO NUEVO - Double Feature - in general. The politics of education 2:50 LOOPER 5:10 7:30 (R) 9:45 8A W. WALLFLOWER De La Guerra Pl. (PG-13) - S.B. LOOPER (R) Fri-Sun - 1:15 4:00 6:45 9:30 1:30 4:20Sat/Sun 7:10- 9:55 Fri-SunARGO - 1:30 (R) 4:20On 2 6:50Screens 9:20 FRANKENSTEIN and stinks. I won’t miss any of that. But Mid-October is always a very Mon/Tue & Thu - Fri-Sun - 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:45 Mon-Thu - 2:10 4:50 7:30 BRIDE2:15 OF 5:00 FRANKENSTEIN 7:40 Liam Neeson 1:00 2:20 3:50 5:10 I will miss the kids. If you can’t find crowded time of year for the arts, as Wed - 2:15 5:00 TAKEN 2 (PG-13) 6:40 8:00 9:30 1:40 4:00 6:45 9:10 joy in this kind of job, surrounded fall seasons are in full swing and all Mon-Thu - SINISTER (R) by bright, excited enthusiastic young area schools are back in session. So Ethan Hawke 2:20 3:50 5:10 6:40 8:00 Fri-Sun - 2:00 4:45 7:25 9:55 (R) Mon/Tue & Thu - SINISTER SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS (R) people, you should do something else. there’s something for just about every 2:15 5:00 7:40 10:10 2:35 5:30 8:00 Fri-Sun - 1:15 4:10 7:00 9:40 Wed - 2:35 8:00 Mon-Thu - 2:00 5:00 7:45 taste and genre-lover in the area this HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA (PG) EASINGW RECOVERYednesday, October 24 - 7:00 in 2D: Fri & Mon-Thu - THE PERKS OF BEING week. 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:45 A WALLFLOWER FROM(PG-13) SURGERY- Double Feature - On Other Stages On Thursday, our choice is Jethro Sat/Sun - Fri-Sun - 1:30Recovering 4:20 6:50 from 9:20 surgery FRANKENSTEINcan be a long and arduousand 12:30 2:50 5:10 7:30 9:45 Mon-Thu - 2:10journey. 4:50 Painful 7:30 incisionsBRIDE and OF FRANKENSTEINinflammation are Elsewhere in theater, Lit Moon Tull founder-flutist-singer-songwriter frequently present even after the most successful surgeries. Theatre Company presents five Ian Anderson, who begins winding local performances of a restaged, up the final few weeks of his Thick as a Using a feather light touch the body is speeded along the road to recovery. Recently, scientists at the Pacif ic recast and reinvigorated production Brick tour with a date at the Chumash Advanced Technology Laboratory were able to provide of Shakespeare’s The Tempest at the Casino. It’s the first time the album – proof positive that I emit and transfer energy. Using Center Stage Theater in advance of crafted as a send-up of concert albums sophisticated infrared research equipment scientists were able to identify that the energy from my hands a tour to Macedonia and Albania and containing only a single, 45-min- Gloria Kaye, Ph.D. was successfully transferred to my subjects, If you go to next summer. Two actors remain ute track –has been played live in 314 East Carrillo Street, Suite 10 my website you can view this... just click medicine and from the company’s earlier produc- its entirety since it was released 40 science. Santa Barbara, California 93101 tion: Stan Hoffman reprises his Indy years ago. “If the critics want a con- 805-701-0363 This healing energy may reduce inflammation, heal Award-wining role as Prospero, and cept album we’ll give the mother of www.drgloriakaye.com hematomas and reduce scar tissue. Please allow me to assist you along the road to recovery Victorian Finlayson again performs [email protected] both Antonio and Caliban. New are entertainment Page 514 18 – 25 October 2012 What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke? – Gore Vidal MONTECITO JOURNAL 49 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Note to readers: This entertainment calendar is a subjective sampling of arts and other events taking place in the Santa Barbara area for the next week. It is by no means comprehensive. Be sure to read feature stories in each issue that complement by Steven Libowitz the calendar. In order to be considered for inclusion in this calendar, information must be submitted no later than noon on the Wednesday eight days prior to publication date. Please send all news releases and digital artwork to [email protected])

Ends this week world are especially crafted for artists as Saturday, October 20 well as creative and interested thinkers. Jazz at the Plaza – The series of free A guest host guides each conversation jazz concerts on Thursdays at La Cumbre as participants take part in a lively RTC’s multilingual Plaza comes to a close this week with two exchange of viewpoints. The series, which foray – Rubicon Theatre final events that feature music, artwork continues every third Thursday through July, launches its 15th season, from a chosen artist, optional wine tasting launches with “Art Fairs,” with Michelle dubbed “Our Town/ poured by area vintners, a focus on a Pobar, director of Honor Fraser Gallery. Your Theatre,” with its Plaza retailer who offers special discounts Upcoming topics include art and politics, first Spanish-language that day, and earmarks a percentage of food in a museum context, public art, production, perhaps proceeds to a chosen charity. October photography, biennials, time, post-post- also the first by a major 18, it’s music from the wonderful Goleta- modernism, stress management for artists, regional theater company based Brazilian singer-songwriter-guitarist and collecting. WHEN: 5-7pm WHERE: in the area. La Razón Teka & New Bossa, with wine by The upstairs in Paseo Nuevo mall (Chapala Blindada (“The Armored Winehound, art from jewelry-maker Street entrance), across from Center Stage Reason”), written and Marilyn Dannehower, Lane Bryant as Theater COST: free (reservations required, directed by Arístides the featured retailer and nonprofit Angels limited to 10 guests) INFO: (347) 249- Vargas, is described as a powerful and poetic story about two political prisoners Bearing Gifts reaping the rewards. The 5406 or www.sbcaf.org who transcend their oppressive environs through imaginative improvisation. The final event on October 25 features music play, which premiered at 24th Street Theatre in Los Angeles, has been effusively by Jazz Plus Quintet Dixieland, wine Friday, October 19 praised in the Southland media, named by the L.A. Weekly 2011 “Production of the by The Winehound, art from Patrice Year,” a “Critic’s Choice” in the L.A. Times and “Critic’s Pick” in Backstage West. Mercurio (Crystal House Jewelry), All the Lux – “I like to make the reader The play infuses Miguel de Cervantes’ classic novel El Quijote with Franz Kafka’s Papyrus as the featured retailer, and laugh – and then steal that laugh, right out “The Truth about Sancho Panza,” and testimonies by director Vargas’ brother charity American Heart Association Moms of the throat,” Thomas Lux once told the Chicho Vargas and other political prisoners held in the 1970s at the Rawson with Heart. Limited seating is available Los Angeles Times. “Because I think life is Prison during Argentina’s dictatorship. Two prisoners, oppressed by physical and on a first come-first served basis, so feel like that, tragedy right alongside humor.” emotional abuse, find solace in meeting every Sunday at dusk to tell the story of Don free to bring your own chairs. WHEN: The -born poet – a three- Quixote and Sancho Panza. The milestone production will be performed entirely in 5-7pm every Thursday through October 25 time winner of grants from The National Spanish with English supertitles. WHEN: Opens 7pm Saturday; plays Wednesdays- WHERE: 121 South Hope Ave. COST: free Endowment for the Arts – has long Sundays through November 11 WHERE: 1006 E. Main Street, Ventura COST: $25- INFO: 687-6458 or www.shoplacumbre. explored modern life through lingering $54 (discount available for students, first timers and subscribers) INFO: 667-2900 or com/Events/jazz irony, often confrontational humor and www.rubicontheatre.org imaginative imagery. His contemporary Thursday, October 18 poems center on more realistic subjects while maintaining an element of unique Lux, who will read from his works on on the concept of yin, or reclusion, this CAF’s ‘Sessions’ starts – Santa mystery and originality. The former Poet in the eve of a sold out daylong intensive presentation brings the viewer deeply into Barbara Contemporary Arts Forum’s new Residence at Boston’s Emerson College and workshop nearby. WHEN: 8pm WHERE: the world of the literati – the educated series of intimate art conversations aims 20-year instructor at Sarah Lawrence, Lux 123 East Canon Perdido COST: $5 elite who were at the forefront of historical to raise the level of discussion about art currently holds the Bourne Chair in Poetry donation INFO: 965-0093 change and voiced their thoughts and in the gallery space that’s already off at the Georgia Institute of Technology. A ideals through art. The works have been the ground. The informal “living room” romance-oriented poet might make more Cinematic art – Robert F. Adams compiled from the National Palace discussions on cultural, political, and sense for the cozy environs of the Presidio has created a series of original works on Museum in Taiwan, five other public social topics affecting artists and the art Chapel, but that irony is unlikely to escape paper portraying cinematic landscapes institutions, and six private collections in with freehand drawings. Using his the United States and Taiwan, as well as memory of classic international films that the museum’s own permanent collection, Friday, October 19 feature indelible landscapes, the artist plus the previously unpublished works. took as inspiration the great directors, They cover a variety of formats including cinematographers and production hanging scrolls, hand scrolls, albums Reeves returns – Dianne designers from the cinematic heritage and fans, and span a range of subjects Reeves’ impressive and of the United States, France, Italy and including landscape, figures, birds-and- lengthy career as pre- Sweden. “Dream Cycle: Landscape flowers and fish. After Santa Barbara, eminent jazz vocalist Drawings from Films” is a new exhibit the exhibition will be seen in only one successor to Ella Fitzgerald from Adams, who is primarily a landscape additional venue: the Asia Society in New and Sarah Vaughan hit architect, but also dabbles as a film and York next spring. WHEN: Saturday through another high with her opera columnist with CASA Magazine. January 20 WHERE: 1130 State Street appearance in Good WHEN: Artist reception 5-7pm Friday, COST: $9 general, $6 seniors/students, Night, and Good Luck exhibit continues through November 20 free under 6 and Thursday evenings INFO: as an unidentified singer WHERE: Architectural Foundation Gallery, 884-6454 or www.sbmuseart.org recording down the hall from 229 East Victoria Street COST: free INFO: Edward Murrow’s newsroom 965-6307 or www.afsb.org Affinity III – ArtBark is the latest project at CBS. But those in the from Misa Kelly, who previously ran know didn’t need to see Saturday, October 20 the contemporary SonneBlauma Danscz her astonishing performance in the George Clooney movie – which earned Reeves Theatre. The ArtBark International her fourth Grammy for the soundtrack album – to witness the breadth of her talent. ‘The Artful Recluse’ – This new Festival’s Affinity project, in conjunction Reeves has been recording since she was a teenager, and has 18 albums to her exhibition at the Santa Barbara Museum of with and benefitting NECTAR, combine credit. Her powerful multi-octave voice, ability to create as well as follow rhythm with Art features nearly 60 Chinese paintings choreographic play, film, song and her voice, and a penchant for careening between musical styles all under the large – many presented for the first time in the dance with artists from near and far, umbrella of jazz have sustained her career if not quite made her the mega-star her U.S. – that reveal the private world of with an eye toward deepening artistic talents deserve. It’s been more than four years since her last recording, but her story- the scholar-painters who lived during the relationships with performances. Saturday filled live performances are ongoing, including a stint tonight as part of the Lobero’s end of Ming dynasty (c. 1600–1644) evening features artists from Los Angeles, Jazz Series, where she’ll be backed by Peter Martin (piano), Romero Lubambo and the early years of the Qing dynasty Santa Barbara, San Francisco, Salem (guitar), Reginald Veal (bass) and Terreon Gully (drums). WHEN: 8pm WHERE: (1644–c.1700). It was a tumultuous era (Oregon), and New York and includes Lobero Theater, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. COST: $40 & $50 (limited student tickets of unrivaled historical drama and artistic everything from island song-inspired music $10) INFO: 963-0761 or www.lobero.com achievement in China, and by adopting by Valarie Mulberry to a new video a novel, thematic approach centered from Robin Bisio and Ted Mills, to dances 50 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 entertainment (Continued from page 49) Saturday, October 20

New gallery in Carp – Hot off both the Avocado Festival and Focus on the Funk Zone, fine art, antiques and contemporary artists have another home at 500 Maple Gallery, located in Carpinteria’s own burgeoning Funk Zone. Longtime fine art and antiques dealer Carolina Pierpont is expanding her successful antiques-art-garden gallery showroom in Summerland to a second location a few miles south, a warehouse one block off the main drag of Linden Avenue. The opening exhibition, titled “Art & Devotion,” features religious artifacts and paintings from Spanish Colonial times to present day depictions, with works by Larry Powell, Marjorie Palonen, Sally Hamilton, Susan Price, Ray Cuevas, Marcia Morehart, Liz Brady, Rebekah Miles and Lorraine Serena. Today’s grand opening includes live music, food and other activities. WHEN: 4-9pm WHERE: 500 Maple Street, Carpinteria COST: free INFO: 695-0910 or www.mediterraneeantiques.com UCSB Arts & Lectures presents the Santa Barbara debut of Austin’s Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears as part of The Blues Sessions series variously titled “Fluff,” “Begotten,” “Visions controversial comedy The Merchant of all concept albums and we’ll make Brother Sinner & the Whale. With lyrics and Vortices,” “Dance De Terroir,” and Venice gets its own bare production “power/less.” Get there early for the pre- downtown at Center Stage – a month it so bombastic and so over the top,” inspired by the poetry from the Book show choreographic games designed to after it premiered on campus – as part of Anderson said back in the day. Funny, of Jonah and the vintage gospel blues get the audience up and moving before the Lit Moon Festival. The work, criticized but somehow the music still holds of Mississippi John Hurt, representing the official performances begin. WHEN: in modern times for its anti-Semitism, up. At least Anderson thinks so: he another new sound for the always- 7:30pm (pre-show 7pm) WHERE: Yoga coined many words and phrases still in recorded a follow-up called Thick as a experimental Phelps. Soup, 28 Parker Way COST: $10 in use today in the story of moneylender Brick 2 earlier this year as a solo album The Labyrinth Project, named for advance, $15 at the door INFO: 965- Shylock who gets his comeuppance after at age 65, continuing the story of the its Crete-base, musicians take listen- 8811/www.yogasoup.com or www. insisting in court that his debtor forfeit a putative narrator/ He’s been playing ers on a journey to unusual path- artbark.org/affinity-project pound of flesh for failing to repay a loan. both albums front to back in his recent ways inspired by the diverse facets Not to mention the many resonances with Naked Shakes’ ‘Merchant’ – Now current events via concepts of debt, risk, concerts. Hopefully, we’ll also hear of traditional music of Greece and in its seventh season, UCSB Department recompense and other Wall Street issues. other Tull favorites before the flut- the Near East in a concert at UCSB’s of Theater & Dance’s Naked Shakes UCSB faculty member Irwin Appel ist fond of hopping around the stage MultiCultural Center on Friday, the aims to present “energetic, exciting, raw, directs the latest effort from the Santa ambles off for the final time. same night Oregon-based soul-blues vibrant Shakespeare using the power of Barbara Independent Award-winning Also on Thursday, UCSB A&L pres- singer-songwriter ZZ Ward makes her the actors and the language,” meaning troupe. There are only four performances, ents the Santa Barbara debut of Black area debut at SOhO, just two days after just as its name suggests, not a whole and a talkback follows the Sunday Joe Lewis & the Honeybears, an releasing her debut CD Til the Casket lot of attention on sets and costumes. A matinee. WHEN: 4 & 8pm Saturday, 2 Austin-based band that plays what it Drops. Also on Friday, a Halloween Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Tempest, & 7pm Sunday WHERE: Center Stage calls funky “garage soul.” The group’s dance party at the Voodoo Lounge The Winter’s Tale, Twelfth Night, Romeo Theater, upstairs in Paseo Nuevo mall and Juliet, and Measure for Measure COST: $16.50 general, $11.50 students hip-shaking, soul-quaking blend of atop the Canary Hotel downtown. DJ have all undergone similar treatment. and seniors INFO: 963-0408 or www. primal blues, soul, R&B and funk has Scott Topper spins the tunes for the Now the Bard’s cunning and somewhat centerstagetheater.org •MJ been called “lovelorn blues-rock with dance extravaganza that also features a blazing horn section that’s as much a costume concert, cigar lounge, palm James Brown as it is New York Dolls” reader, photo booth, voodoo altar and Sunday, October 21 by no less than NPR. The Campbell more. Dancing Zombies welcome! Hall show is part of the new The Blues Sessions series. entertainment Page 534 Get thee to Gupta – Not too many medical Either way, you can kick off the professionals would turn down a chance to serve night with an early (6pm) show at as Surgeon General of the U.S., but Dr. Sanjay SOhO with Kelly Joe Phelps, the root- Coastal Hideaways Gupta declined Pres. Obama’s nomination to sy slide-guitar singer-songwriter who Inc. continue pursuing his passion for practicing medicine shifts to the bottleneck rather than his 805 969-1995 and journalism, a career that has brought him customary lap slide on his new disc, Luxury Vacation Rentals widespread acclaim far beyond typical in the health field. 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C prestigious Peabody and Dupont-Columbia awards for CNN, and was named one of A Y 16 years serving the N People magazine’s “Sexiest Men Alive” and one of the Ten Most Influential Celebrities N R A Santa Barbara community I S by Forbes. Dr. Gupta, who will deliver an in-depth examination of the media’s role in V E R reporting on today’s medical headlines, serves to kick off UCSB Arts & Lectures’ new Melissa M. Pierson, Owner Speaking of Health series, which features leading medical experts and journalists 4915 CARPINTERIA AVE., 1211 Coast Village Road #4 discussing the hot-button health issues of our day. Note: the event has been moved CARPINTERIA, CA • 805.684.2719 Montecito, CA 93108 from the Arlington Theatre downtown to Campbell Hall on campus. WHEN: 8pm Wednesday - Saturday 10-5:00 [email protected] www.coastalhideaways.com COST: $20 & $35 INFO: 893-3535 or www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu Closed Sunday, Monday & Tuesday

18 – 25 October 2012 I love sleep; my life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 51 SEEN (Continued from page 16)

Rescue Mission event emcee Gerd Jordano with honoree Bob Bryant and wife, Patty at the annual fundraiser

Rescue Mission board chair Karl WFSB event chair Barbara Hauter Woodward, steering committee chair Stina Hans, founding chair Carol Willig and presi- Palladini, research co-chair Sallie Coughlin with Miss Piggy and friend at the library dent Rolf Geyling at Rancho Dos Pueblos

Co-chairs Susan Hughes and Suzi Ryan on either side of the speaker Sherry Sanders for Rescue Mission at Mimi Michaelis, Jacquie McMahan, artist Pat Hinds, April Thede and Judy Stanley at the Saks first the Downfield on Thursday art exhibit the Bayou event with raffia. Inside was a salad from Then a slate is put before the Women’s Fresco. The dessert was 650 cookies Fund to vote upon. Results will be from the kitchen of Nikki Rickard. announced in April 2013. If you’d like And to save even more dollars, Carole information call 963-1873. MacElhenny underwrote the lunch. As they said, it isn’t easy transport- ing 200 WFSB women around, but First Thursday maintain their sobriety past five years, were the recipients of their largess last it was done in three donated buses. Saks Fifth Avenue invited the pub- we have forty-seven percent of our April, for a total of $520,000. The visit Barbara Hauter Woodward chaired lic to meet Patricia Crosby Hinds graduates that do. Two-thirds of our included the Santa Barbara Public the whole visit. Others chairing vari- (Pat), an internationally acclaimed staff are graduates.” Library, Santa Barbara Neighborhood ous factions were Mary Garton, Dale artist, whose work was displayed in Board president Karl Willig told us, Clinics and Family Service Agency, Van Mill, Carla Whitacre, Sally the store for First Thursday. Friends “We have our doors open 365 nights while representatives of four spoke at Tannenbaum, Christy Kelson, found- gathered with a glass of wine in hand a year and last year served l64,615 a luncheon that same day. They were er Carol Palladini, Tish Gainey and to chat, mingle and perhaps do a meals and 65,480 nights of safe shelter. Easy Lift Transportation, Palabra, the Sarah de Tagyos. bit of shopping. Saks gave 10% of There were 222 people who participat- Parent Project and St. Cecilia Society. Steering committee chair Stina Hans the income for Thursday, Friday and ed in our residential and outpatient The tour ended in the Mural Room of told me, “We have given $3.6 million Saturday to the Profant Foundation, treatment.” One past graduate, Sherry the Courthouse with a presentation by to 47 groups since we began seven Co-founder Marie Profant was Sanders, told us of her struggle, serv- Court Appointed Special Advocates, years ago with 68 members. There there to explain how one could make ing time in jail and losing custody of the eighth winner. The stories they are now 600. Our goal for this year is a difference in struggling artists’ lives her four children. She is now a mom, told about the children were truly $500,000. We already have $320,000. of all ages (one was nine and another grandma and a contributing person to heart warming. Betty Elings Wells has helped us 81) by funding a scholarship in art, society. I joined the group at noon at the greatly by donating $250,000 in 2010 music, dance, theater or literature. For Co-chairs Susan Hughes and Suzi library where the lower level future and again in 2012. Betty will match 3 to more information, call 682-8184. Ryan scored a touchdown. This event children’s library will be located, 1 anyone who joins with an individual Pat, the featured artist, is a grad- raises about $300,000 each year. If which had been transformed into membership of $2,500. Group mem- uate of the University of Colorado you’d like to help, call 966-1316. a charming dining room by Linda berships will be matched 2 to 1 after a where she met her husband of 50 Stevens. As library director Irene threshold of $350,000 is met. Kathryn years, Bruce. With a couple of mas- Changing Lives Macias remarked, “This space used to Calise will generously underwrite our ter’s degrees, Pat was an art profes- be a storeroom.” The Summer Solstice grantee luncheon next April.” sor at Antelope Valley College for Together Parade group has donated to the A member may simply write a 25 years. After visiting her daughter Collective philanthropy is the library four giant muppet characters check or volunteer for the jobs. One many times at UCSB she and her touchstone of the Women’s Fund that the kids are going to love. The of the biggest jobs is the research com- husband moved here. You can see her of Santa Barbara (WFSB). Two hun- tables were cleverly covered in corru- mittee co-chaired this year by Sallie work all year long at Mertens Fine Art dred members recently toured three gated cardboard for “cloths” and each Coughlin and Nancy Harter. They gallery at 1266 Coast Village Road in of eight local nonprofit agencies that place held a brown paper bag tied spent all year vetting over 30 groups. Montecito. •MJ 52 MONTECITO JOURNAL • The Voice of the Village • 18 – 25 October 2012 entertainment (Continued from page 51) Two female singer-songwrit- looking at politics, theories of evolu- edibles in favor of power imbibing, so ers duke it out on Saturday night, tion, families, history and animals in much so that they’re even coordinating although with the timing you might her uniquely soulful assemblage of transportation to and from downtown be able to see both: Nellie McKay – songs and stories. Anderson exam- via Bill’s Bus. The Santa Barbara Beer the former stand-up comedian and ined “that fear from a few different Festival, which takes place 12noon- Broadway actress who burst on the points of view, almost from a point 4pm Saturday at Elings Park, boasts music scene with a double album of view like, what is it when a whole more than 30 brewers, from Anacapa back in 2002 -- at the Lobero as part nation gets hypnotized?” to Wolf Creek, mostly locals at that, of the Sings Like Hell series, and Beth Another inspiration was the Occupy including C.A.R.P. Homebrewers and Orton, the Brit “folktronica” artist Wall Street movement, and the cur- Telegraph Brewing Co. Kalyra and who received attention via collabo- rent election season serves as a perfect Oreana offer wine for those favor- rations with William Orbit and the backdrop for the work that is both ing the grape, but Judge’s Sausage Chemical Brothers in the mid-1990s penetratingly political and strikingly and Cabot’s Cheese are the only food while simultaneously grabbing criti- personal. vendors on hand so you might want cal acclaim with 1996’s Trailer Park and A far more mainstream view of the to be sure not to skip breakfast. Kat 1999’s Central Reservation. She’s been world from a female point of view can Devlin, The Mailmen and The Green more of a traditional folkie since 2006, be heard over at SOhO, where Nicki Almighty provide the tunes for your however, which is what we’ll get at Bluhm, a San Francisco-based coun- sipping pleasure. Tickets and details this solo show at SOhO. On a larger try-roots singer-songwriter, returns at www.sbbeerfestival.com. stage, the Irish/Scottish indie and alt- with the Gramblers, which includes Sensational Seafood at the Ty Warner rock band Snow Patrol headline at the her husband, Mother Hips frontman Sea Center is all about savoring sus- Santa Barbara Bowl in the first of three Tim Bluhm. Meanwhile, Wednesday tainability in this tasting event that consecutive concerts in three days brings another terrific double bill features seafood harvested around before the amphitheater closes for the from Club Mercy and SOhO in Neil Santa Barbara. Chefs from such fine season. Jane’s Addiction – still around Halstead (of Slowdive and Mojave 3) area eateries as Cava, Coast, Michael’s Kelly Joe Phelps plays SOhO on Thursday, October and still addictive – return to the Bowl 18 (photo by James Rexroad) with the serious-yet-ethereal sounds Catering, Seagrass and Sidecar pre- on Sunday headlining over Airborne of New England’s alt-folk-rock pare the catch and local wineries help Toxic Event. And on Monday, Bob it’s local debut Tuesday at Campbell , whose fourth album, All create the pairings. Plus local fisher- Dylan teams up with erstwhile Dire Hall, marking the final piece in the My Lovely Goners, is their first in four man will be on hand to give you Straits frontman Mark Knopfler, genre-crossing performance artist’s years. the lowdown on fare from the sea, whose latest recording Privateering is series of solo story projects, a body of and how we can create a sustainable a double-album – the first of his career work that is both current and timeless. future. Tickets for Thursday’s 5:30- – full of Celtic, Anglo and Americana The new piece, partially a revisiting of Festival Focus 7:30pm event are just $45 for students that hasn’t even been released state- the themes of Homeland and created Two more entries in the food & drink and museum members and $60 for the side despite selling well overseas. around the 10th anniversary of the extravaganzas arrive this weekend, general public. Info at 682-4711 ext. Laurie Anderson’s “Dirtday!” gets September 11 attacks, finds Anderson although one is decidedly light on the 131 or www.sbseafood.org. •MJ 93108 OPEN HOUSE DIRECTORY

SATURDAY OCTOBER 20 If you have a 93108 open house scheduled, please send us your free directory listing to [email protected] ADDRESS TIME $ #BD / #BA AGENT NAME TELEPHONE # COMPANY 1821 Fernald Point Lane By Appt. $5,450,000 3bd/3ba Ron Dickman 689-3135 Sotheby’s International Realty 1415 School House Road 1-4pm $4,295,000 4bd/4.5ba Peggy Olcese 895-6757 Sotheby’s International Realty 1940 East Valley Road 2-4pm $3,495,000 6bd/7.5ba Sandy Stahl 689-1602 Sotheby’s International Realty 1444 School House Road 2:30-4:30pm $3,260,000 5bd/5ba Phil Shirinian 637-8722 Sotheby’s International Realty 620 Oak Grove Drive By Appt. $2,350,000 3bd/3.5ba Randy Solakian 565-2208 Coldwell Banker Previews 2150 East Valley Road 1-4pm $1,999,995 4bd/3ba Jason Streatfeild 969-1122 Prudential California Realty 667 Cold Springs Road 1-4pm $1,935,000 3bd/3ba Brian King 452-0471 Village Properties 161 Hermosillo Drive 1-4pm $1,895,000 3bd Francoise Morel 252-4752 Coldwell 1395 Greenworth Place 2:30-4:30pm $1,749,500 5bd/3ba Wilson Quarre 680-9747 Sotheby’s International Realty 197 Canon View Drive By Appt. $699,995 2bd/2ba Jason Streatfeild 969-1122 Prudential California Realty SUNDAY OCTOBER 21 ADDRESS TIME $ #BD / #BA AGENT NAME TELEPHONE # COMPANY 1685 Fernald Point Lane By Appt. $28,000,000 6bd/6ba Maureen McDermut 570-5545 Sotheby’s International Realty 1206 Channel Drive 1-4pm $10,500,000 3bd/2ba Phil Shirinian 637-8722 Sotheby’s International Realty 945 Park Lane 2-4pm $8,700,000 5bd/6ba Scott McCosker 687-2436 Coldwell 175 Olive Mill Lane 2-4pm $5,945,000 5bd/5.5ba Linos Kogevina 450-6233 Prudential California Realty 1821 Fernald Point Lane By Appt. $5,450,000 3bd/3ba Ron Dickman 689-3135 Sotheby’s International Realty 900 Park Lane West 2-4pm $5,195,000 4bd/5ba Cecilia Hunt 895-3834 Village Properties 2170 Ortega Ranch Lane 2-4pm $4,750,000 4bd/3.5ba Dick Mires 689-7771 Sotheby’s International Realty 1 Seaview Drive By Appt. $4,650,000 3bd/3ba Bob Lamborn 452-9291 Sotheby’s International Realty 302 Woodley Road 1-3pm $4,495,000 4bd/6ba Beverly Palmer 452-7985 Village Properties 1415 School House Road 1-4pm $4,295,000 4bd/4.5ba Peggy Olcese 895-6757 Sotheby’s International Realty 875 Rockbridge Road 1-4pm $3,950,000 3bd/3.5ba Sherry Zolfaghari 386-3748 Prudential California Realty 1520 Bolero Drive 1-4pm $3,295,000 3bd/3.5ba Tobias Hildebrand 895-7355 Sotheby’s International Realty 1444 School House Road 1-4pm $3,260,000 5bd/5ba John Holland 705-1681 Sotheby’s International Realty 513 Crocker Sperry By Appt. $3,250,000 4bd/4ba Bob Lamborn 689-6800 Sotheby’s International Realty 2140 Veloz Drive 2-4pm $2,995,000 4bd/4ba T. Katinka Goertz 708-9616 Sotheby’s International Realty 747 Via Manana 2-4pm $2,850,000 4bd/4.5ba Dana Zertuche 403-5520 Coldwell 722 Via Manana 1-4pm $2,750,000 5bd/4.5ba Jo Ann Mermis 895-5650 Prudential California Realty 27 Seaview Drive By Appt. $2,295,000 3bd/2.5ba Bob Lamborn 689-6800 Sotheby’s International Realty 2150 East Valley Road 1-4pm $1,999,995 4bd/3ba Jason Streatfeild 969-1122 Prudential California Realty 667 Cold Springs Road 1-4pm $1,935,000 3bd/3ba Brian King 452-0471 Village Properties 161 Hermosillo Drive 1:30-4pm $1,895,000 3bd Kathleen Marvin 450-4792 Coldwell 1395 Greenworth Place 1-4pm $1,749,500 5bd/3ba Wilson Quarre 680-9747 Sotheby’s International Realty 528 Barker Pass Road 2-4pm $1,595,000 5bd/2ba Penny Collins 895-2964 Prudential California Realty 838 Toro Canyon By Appt. $1,200,000 Land Maurie McGuire 403-8816 Coldwell 197 Canon View Drive By Appt. $699,995 2bd/2ba Jason Streatfeild 969-1122 Prudential California Realty

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18 – 25 October 2012 The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war – Ernest Hemingway MONTECITO JOURNAL 55 Prudential California Realty www.PrudentialCal.com

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