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Show Off Your Bad Attitude With A SCHOOL IS HELL T·SHIRT Other Stunning Designs: epartments • WORK IS HELL 6 / Week ill Distortion: Filling Station By John Griffm (The Classic) • LIFE IN HELL 7 / On Other Campuses: Beam~g With Radioactivity • BONGO By Mike Farnan 21 / Music: Previous and Reviews • I 'SWEAR TO GOD .By Ann Seifer I DIDN'T DO IT Cover 23 / Calendar 8 / The Best Defense 24 / Final Word: One Down, Three to Go By Steffanie Keller By Steve Wagner 11 / Take a Bite Out Off Crime tndent Life By Marita Kurst

14/ Anl'0stal & Jim Grogan: The Legend Continues By Maggie Sieger Sports 17 / Sportsweek 18 / Irish Not LaX About Winning I By Pete LaFleur Send to:

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Editorial Letters standing the policy with his/her sig nature. Our policy states that no in formation will be shared with another Awareness Is person unless 1) The student requests (signed release) us to do so or; 2) There is clear danger (threat to life) present. We are then mandated by Key law to take preventive action which may include bringing others in for assistance. When a student signs a Although the number of assaults that have occurred at release, s/he decides what can be re Notre Dame is not remarkably high, the fact that any attacks leased and to whom it should be re occur shows that the situation as a whole needs improving. leased. Typically ths is requested by Certainly students should take more precautions when walking a student when s/he wishes to verify 8Iound at night. But some of the burden must fallon the to someone else that s/he is participat University. Increased lighting has been a positive step taken but, ing in counseling. No details beyond ~s Director of Security Rex Rakow has said, awareness is the key verification of participation are pro Issue. vided. While we always inform stu Students must be willing to listen to advice - but that dents that in life-threatening situ advice must be made available. The absence of pamphlets about ations we must take action, I note that assault prevention on the Notre Dame campus reveals an incom in my own 15 years of clinical work I plete commitment to inform students of real dangers. At Saint have never had to do so. In these same Mary's, a lower rate could be attributed to a well-publicized 15 years of work at four university escort service and efficient distribution of educational materials. counseling centers, involving coun- Through better publicity and utilization ofNotre Dame's . seling of more than 15,000 students, I escort service, potentially dangerous situations could be avoided. am aware of this type of action being The Security Department, along with the Office of Student Af taken three times. fairs, must do a better job informing students of services. Also, I would like to add that within making students aware of the need to be careful, even though the our office confidentiality is taken University may be reluctant to mention an aspect of life on Counseling Director Explains author's citing of the "opinions of very seriously. When discussing a campus which is less than golden, is necessary if Notre Dame Confidentiality some students." I do not believe that counseling relationship with other wants to be as safe as is realistically possible. these views are shared by many Notre professionals, we use initials rather Dear Editor Dame students. Those who share this than names. Only in cases of clinical The February 25 issue of view are misperceiving the situation. siIpervision (e.g. our work with in Scholastic Scholastic contained an article and an I will explain our policy of confiden terns) does another person know the editorial which addressed the issue of tiality, clarify our relationship with name of a student. This is done with confidentiality within the Student the Office of Residential Life, and the student's knowledge and consent. Health Center and the University provide an accurate picture of grow The Office of Residential Counseling Center (UCC). I am the ing student use of the UCc. Life (ORL) is one of a number of Director of the UCC. I would like to Our policy of confidentiality offices which seek our consultation. address some of the issues which is presented in written form to a In so doing, their motive is to obtain surfaced in the article and respond to student before s/he meets with a an assessment by a trained psycholo the editorial request for clarification. counselor. It is also discussed during gist or alcohol counselor. We evalu ~ I first must note that all of my the initial session, at the end of which ate the need for counseling or some comments were in response to the the student acknowledges under- other tyupe of intervention. The 2 Scholastic April 14, 1988 3 Letters Letters would like to work with the HPC, but Scholastic Anounces 88-89 Senate Story Vague editorial's implication that our role is hard over the past five years to pres I'm not sure if that's a mutual feel Editorial Board chosen sports editor. Boughal, from to uncover other violations and thus ent a positive, proactive, professional irig," said Carrigan. A proposal to Northport, NY, will be interning with put the student in further jeopardy is image of our office. Each year more Dear Editor eliminate our voice in the amendment Scholastic announces new the South Bend Tribune this summer. simply not true. We are never asked than 3000 students participate in process certainly is not a move to members of its general board for Maggie Sieger has been se for details. ORL expects us to com educational programming offered by We support your effort in the March ward better cooperation. 1988-89. They will start their duties lected student life editor. The junior ment on what they already know that UCC. OUr name change was in 3 issue to inform the Notre Dame We stress that we do not wish to immediately with this issue. American studies major from Hous the student has done. When we con tended to "normalize" our image and community about the work of Student create more conflict or tension be Terry Lynch an English and ton, Tex. has been news editor, and sult with ORL (and other offices) in thus break down barriers to students' Senate. However, we feel that the tween the Senate and HPC. Rather, history major, will serve as managing will join Boughal at the South Bend this way, we inform the student be use. . slanted view against Hall Presidents we feel that our views have been editor. The junior from Wallingford, Tribune . fore the interview begins of ourrol, of Council was unnecessary. A member unfairly represented through your Penn. was previously assistant sports Amy Weber has been chosen the fact that we will make a recom ofHPC should have been contacted to article. We hope to continue working editor. He also worked as a sports departments editor. Weber, from mendation to ORL, and ask the stu Finally, I would like to say be given an opportunity to respond to on good terms with the Senate and copy editor and sportswriter for The Canton, Ohio, is a sophomore Ameri dent to acknowledge this with hislher that in hindsight I simply should have the comments of Mike Jaeger and make the decisions, based on merit, Observer as a freshman and sopho can studies major who previously signature. said to the reporter that I am not re Mike Carrigan. that will· help them revise the more. was production manager. I must also address the issue sponsible for what "some people Your article stated that HPC's vot constitution. Paul Bintinger, a junior eco Allan Lim, a civil engineering of student use of the University Coun think." Some people think that the ing on three amendments on February nomics major from Madison, NJ, has major, will resume his duties as pho seling Center, and specifically the earth is flat. I know that the over 16, "indicated a negative attitude Robert Daley and been chosen business manager. tography manager. The junior from suggestion (editorial) that more stu whelming number of ND students toward the Senate on the part of the Tim Salmon Mike Farnan, a junior economics Malaysia will be starting his third dents come here because ORL is who seek professional counseling HPC." Neither Jaeger nor Carrigan HPC Co-Chairmen major from McMurray, Pa. has been year at that post. sending them. Stated simply, the will opt for our office. A few, for asked why we voted down theresolu named executive editor. This year he Mike Wieber, a freshman increase in students' use over the past variety of reasons, will use commu tions nor were they present at the from Waukesha, Wisc., has been and 21 members of HPC was departments editor. .1I two years has been exclusively of nity services. Psychology graduate discussion. Each of the amendments 1 Andy Hilger has been chosen selected copy chief. The business students who are either self-referred students, those who want ongoing was discussed as length. We voted news editor. The freshman from manager has written for the sports, or are referred by friends, faculty and therapy with a psychiatrist (MD), off against two of the proposals because Wayne, Pa. has worked as assistant news and student life sections. staff. I would also estimate that this campus graduate and undergraduate we disagreed with their contents and news editor and written for the news was true for the previous three years students and children of faculty and effects, not as a vicious attack against department. Matt Langie has been named of my time here although we have not staff are more likely to seek help in the Senate. Kevin Boughal, a junior systems manager. The sophomore kept such data for all five years. The town. However, I can guarantee that Concerning the Business Board and American studies major, has been business major is from Pittsford, NY. number of students referred by ORL no psychologist in South Bend ex Student Union Board amendments, .i remains constant and is thus a de pects to build a practice on ND stu some members of HPC . believe the creasing percentage of our toal. In the dents. Neither commjnity agencies feelings of those involved were not ARE YOU HIDING article I cited the Fall of 1987 when nor private practitioners expect to see quite so "unanimous" as presented in 415 students (a record number) mahy students except for services the article. In discussions with stu YOUR ARTISTIC ABILITY? sought counseling. During the se which w.e do not provide. The reason dents affiliated with the affected busi mester the referrals from ORL were for this, I believe, is that the know, as nesses and SUB, many of us found a Break out of your she.!l and join us at Scholastic... down slightly and constituted less I know, that our staff both in training hesitancy on their parts to see the We are now accepting applications for the position of than 7% of our clients. To state this and knowledge is clearly the best amendments passed.' . positively, 100% of our growth in prepared to work with college stu Regarding the third proposal, pre student use has been with studetns dents. sented to us that night, we voted DESIGN who came voluntarily and are not against allowing the Senate to have completing some type of contractural Patrick W. Utz sole control over amending the The Editor obligation with another office. I Director constitution. HPC's role in the proc Scholastic EDITOR wi she to emphasize this point be University Counseling Center ess is a necessary step, as the HPC is LaE.ortune Center cause this issue is very important to a more representative forum for stu Notre Dame, IN 46556 all of our staff. We have worked very dent body opinion. "The Senate 4 Scholastic April 14, 1988 5

I j .1 g Letters Letters would like to work with the HPC, but Scholastic Anounces 88-89 Senate Story Vague editorial's implication that our role is hard over the past five years to pres I'm not sure if that's a mutual feel Editorial Board chosen sports editor. Boughal, from to uncover other violations and thus ent a positive, proactive, professional irig," said Carrigan. A proposal to Northport, NY, will be interning with put the student in further jeopardy is image of our office. Each year more Dear Editor eliminate our voice in the amendment Scholastic announces new the South Bend Tribune this summer. simply not true. We are never asked than 3000 students participate in process certainly is not a move to members of its general board for Maggie Sieger has been se for details. ORL expects us to com educational programming offered by We support your effort in the March ward better cooperation. 1988-89. They will start their duties lected student life editor. The junior ment on what they already know that UCC. OUr name change was in 3 issue to inform the Notre Dame We stress that we do not wish to immediately with this issue. American studies major from Hous the student has done. When we con tended to "normalize" our image and community about the work of Student create more conflict or tension be Terry Lynch an English and ton, Tex. has been news editor, and sult with ORL (and other offices) in thus break down barriers to students' Senate. However, we feel that the tween the Senate and HPC. Rather, history major, will serve as managing will join Boughal at the South Bend this way, we inform the student be use. . slanted view against Hall Presidents we feel that our views have been editor. The junior from Wallingford, Tribune . fore the interview begins of ourrol, of Council was unnecessary. A member unfairly represented through your Penn. was previously assistant sports Amy Weber has been chosen the fact that we will make a recom ofHPC should have been contacted to article. We hope to continue working editor. He also worked as a sports departments editor. Weber, from mendation to ORL, and ask the stu Finally, I would like to say be given an opportunity to respond to on good terms with the Senate and copy editor and sportswriter for The Canton, Ohio, is a sophomore Ameri dent to acknowledge this with hislher that in hindsight I simply should have the comments of Mike Jaeger and make the decisions, based on merit, Observer as a freshman and sopho can studies major who previously signature. said to the reporter that I am not re Mike Carrigan. that will· help them revise the more. was production manager. I must also address the issue sponsible for what "some people Your article stated that HPC's vot constitution. Paul Bintinger, a junior eco Allan Lim, a civil engineering of student use of the University Coun think." Some people think that the ing on three amendments on February nomics major from Madison, NJ, has major, will resume his duties as pho seling Center, and specifically the earth is flat. I know that the over 16, "indicated a negative attitude Robert Daley and been chosen business manager. tography manager. The junior from suggestion (editorial) that more stu whelming number of ND students toward the Senate on the part of the Tim Salmon Mike Farnan, a junior economics Malaysia will be starting his third dents come here because ORL is who seek professional counseling HPC." Neither Jaeger nor Carrigan HPC Co-Chairmen major from McMurray, Pa. has been year at that post. sending them. Stated simply, the will opt for our office. A few, for asked why we voted down theresolu named executive editor. This year he Mike Wieber, a freshman increase in students' use over the past variety of reasons, will use commu tions nor were they present at the from Waukesha, Wisc., has been and 21 members of HPC was departments editor. .1I two years has been exclusively of nity services. Psychology graduate discussion. Each of the amendments 1 Andy Hilger has been chosen selected copy chief. The business students who are either self-referred students, those who want ongoing was discussed as length. We voted news editor. The freshman from manager has written for the sports, or are referred by friends, faculty and therapy with a psychiatrist (MD), off against two of the proposals because Wayne, Pa. has worked as assistant news and student life sections. staff. I would also estimate that this campus graduate and undergraduate we disagreed with their contents and news editor and written for the news was true for the previous three years students and children of faculty and effects, not as a vicious attack against department. Matt Langie has been named of my time here although we have not staff are more likely to seek help in the Senate. Kevin Boughal, a junior systems manager. The sophomore kept such data for all five years. The town. However, I can guarantee that Concerning the Business Board and American studies major, has been business major is from Pittsford, NY. number of students referred by ORL no psychologist in South Bend ex Student Union Board amendments, .i remains constant and is thus a de pects to build a practice on ND stu some members of HPC . believe the creasing percentage of our toal. In the dents. Neither commjnity agencies feelings of those involved were not ARE YOU HIDING article I cited the Fall of 1987 when nor private practitioners expect to see quite so "unanimous" as presented in 415 students (a record number) mahy students except for services the article. In discussions with stu YOUR ARTISTIC ABILITY? sought counseling. During the se which w.e do not provide. The reason dents affiliated with the affected busi mester the referrals from ORL were for this, I believe, is that the know, as nesses and SUB, many of us found a Break out of your she.!l and join us at Scholastic... down slightly and constituted less I know, that our staff both in training hesitancy on their parts to see the We are now accepting applications for the position of than 7% of our clients. To state this and knowledge is clearly the best amendments passed.' . positively, 100% of our growth in prepared to work with college stu Regarding the third proposal, pre student use has been with studetns dents. sented to us that night, we voted DESIGN who came voluntarily and are not against allowing the Senate to have completing some type of contractural Patrick W. Utz sole control over amending the The Editor obligation with another office. I Director constitution. HPC's role in the proc Scholastic EDITOR wi she to emphasize this point be University Counseling Center ess is a necessary step, as the HPC is LaE.ortune Center cause this issue is very important to a more representative forum for stu Notre Dame, IN 46556 all of our staff. We have worked very dent body opinion. "The Senate 4 Scholastic April 14, 1988 5

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On Other Campu~~es Week In Distortion! John Griffin The Filling Station Beaming with Radioactivity

t was a dark and stonny night turned and slapped Quinton Daniels island, they could surely pinpoint Officials are beaming at Cleveland's Case on March 24, causing a backlash of counter-protest and I and the grime on the floor was as cheek. She picked him up and carried their whereabouts and organize a res Western Reserve because of a recent fine levied by the police investigations. In light of this, Philosophy major thick as the stench in the air. The him out, eager to learn respect. cue mission." Nuclear Regulatory Commission. The school was fined David Reed reneged on his threat to burn a lO-week-old room was overflowing with students It is a disgusting scene where One of the group, appalled by $10,000 for its failure to safely monitor procedures in dog calling it a "prankish threat to kill one mythical of both sexes swaying to the musical lies and compromises are made the lack of education on behalf of the university laboratories using radioactive materials writes anima1." The 26-year-old student may be under investi gyrations they bad long ago memo nightly and virtues do not exist. As others, once again had to set them The Chronicle ofHigher Education. The October spill of gation by campus police for cruelty to animals following rized. the young harlot was carrying her straight. "Please, please. Don't you -low-level radioactive materials occurred at the univer a stink made by the Humane Society, reports the College In the center of the bar Quin trophy out, she ran into some friends. people realize how modem society is sity-affiliated hospital, Rainbow ~Babies and Childrens' Press Service. "I am quite pleased" by the publicity, said ton Daniels, an ND football player, She greeted her friends with a manipulated by the Nielson -ratings? Hospital. Apparently, in addition to not following safety Reed, who explained he was moved to make the threat by was proving the importance of verbs friendly wave, but her comrades ig They would never save them as long procedures, an investigation found that the spill was not President Reagan's dispatching of 3,200 United States to the english language by not using nored her and headed for another cor as they were pulling in 28 points. As cleaned up or reported soon enough. No word yet as to the soldiers to Central America. He added, "People panicked them: Quinton: "Hey, you, I (want to ner of the bar. soon as the ratings went down, they possibility of a Chernobyl-type occurrence to clean up the to save the life of one mythical puppy while thous'ands (of take) you home tonight." The unsus rescued them. Boy,are you dumb." ever-growing bacteria in Lake Erie. Who knows, maybe people) were dying" in wars and famines in the Middle pecting student from the campus on ANOTHER CORNER OF THE the Cleveland Indians will finally break.5OD this season. East, Centrai America, Afghani~tan and Africa. One the other side of the lake was aghast BAR (Director's note: stench and YET ANOTHER CORNER OF Nawwww! unidentified police official was heard to say that if a cat for this was Quinton Daniels, the hero grime -same. Time -same. Night - THE BAR (Director's note: It is ab was threatened, the response wouWn't have been nearly of the Miami game, the fabulously same. Get the picture?) solutely crucial that this scene be Cornell University has sitting on its lap the be as severe. famous football star. Six girls, stretching the limits place in the northwest corner.) ginnings of what could become a major resource for A bomb threat at the Metcalf Lab on the cam She said in stuttered speech: of their intellect between group trips A lonely police officer sits on research on human sexuality. Cornell, seemingly on the pus of Brown University recently forced students and "You want to take me, me, me home to the female restroom, are discussing his bumpy stool checking LD.'s. It's cutting edge of homosexuality issues, has made its posi faculty to be evacuated for about 30 minutes. An article tonight?" recent reruns of Gilligan's Island all the same: a smile here, a wink tion clear by accepting archive materials on homosexual published in The Brown Daily Herald, reports that noth Quinton: "Yes, you lucky :"What I want to know is, if the isle there, a caressing here and there, but ity by the Mariposa Education and Research Foundation. ing was found after a thorough search of the premises. I one. Me and my letter jacket (want to were only inhabited by Gilligan, the alas only for a moment, (sigh) all of According to The Chronicle ofHigher Education, this or Brown police received a call from an unknown person take) you to bed. I (will teach) you Skipper too, a millionaire and his his life he had dreamed of a career ganization is dedicated to dispelling common misconcep who threatened an "explosive protest" in Metcalf, said I' meaning of the word "respect."" wife, a movie star (whoa), the profes fighting crime, but what does he get tions about sexuality. In addition, Cornell alumnus David . Mark Nichol of the Brown News Bureau. This was The young girl was once sor and Mary Ann - then who was but a handful offake LD. 's and empty B. Goldstein, once publisher ofThe Advocate, a magazine interpreted as a bomb threat and the building was cleared again astounded for this was educa behind the camera?" promises: "I promise I'm 21," " I'll that covers homosexual issues, has bequeathed to the uni out. This follows another recent bomb threat at another tion she had not paid for and "respect" "You idiot wench, we' watch bring my LD. 's next time, " "I am too versity an endowment to help build the Mariposa collec building at the same time of day -9 a.m. The coincidence was a word she did not understand. that via satellite. They filmed them 6'7" ," and, of course, "I promise I tioninto a comprehensive archive on human sexuality. is almost too strong, prompting officials to cross examine Quinton: "How would you from space." really will be 21 some day." If it Mr. Goldstein died in 1985 of somewhat mysterious syllabi and attendance records. Maybe, just maybe, this like to meet my friend Richard? He's "Oh my God. Your insensi wasn't for the gun and badge through causes -it seems his entire immune system broke down. is the work of an evil, perhaps even disgruntled, student. a big guy, and he's good, just like me: tive attack upon my integrity is an which he viewed himself as a true Whoever called never gave a reason for the protest. he can always rise to the occasion. abomination to reason itself. Clearly, crime stopper, he would have become --Killing puppies in protest of "the brutality of The darling of the night if they could focus the camera on the a university president long ago,. .• war" is what a University of Wisconsin student proposed Edited by Michael Farnan 6 Scholastic April 14, 1988 7 , i • ': _ • ~l~ :' \. ." ..-- ~~ '. ' _

On Other Campu~~es Week In Distortion! John Griffin The Filling Station Beaming with Radioactivity

road and the other of a graduate stu- don't think it's a possibility. How year. "If a student is stranded off dent in the O'Hara-Grace many times have we walked back campus and she calls the security townhouses. With regard to these from D:-2 at 3 am and not thought office, the supervisor on duty makes a assaults Rakow said,"We assume anything of it?" Koch said. "B y being decision to either send a cab or, if she rape might have been the intention, ignorant, we are asking for trouble. is nearby, dispatch a patrol car," he but both students kept a cool head and People here are tremendously trust said. Students are expected to reim The Best Defense managed to scare away their attack- ing, to our own detriment." burse security for the cab fare and to ers." utilize this service only when they If an actual rape were to occur, find themselves in a situation in Awareness is the key factor in the prevention of assaults security forces at Notre Dame and which they fear for their safety. Saint Mary's would react differently Both Rakow and Chlebek said

o d according to both Notre Dame and St. Mary's Security. according to the directors of each · • that pamphlets were availablein their security department. Saint Mary's office on safety measures. The ones By Steffanie Keller security would currently available in the Notre Dame send out a bulletin regarding any security office did not deal with the assault and then turn the investigation issue of assault, although plenty were he statistics can be shocking. enrollment, statIStICS are a little 26in 1987, 22 in 1986 and 29 in 1985. . over to Saint Joseph's County police available on thefts. Rakow said that - A survey of 1100 campuses higher. "We divide assaults into two "We're seeing things staying about T department, while Notre Dame the number of thefts had dwindled conducted by Towson State categories," said Rex Rakow, Direc the same," said Rakow. "We have lots would proceed with its· own investi since the beginning of the school University officials and reported in tor of Notre Dame Security. "There is of patrols and observation to prevent gation. To combat this ignorance, both year. Saiht Mary's had a number of the Chronicle of Higher Education aggravated assault which involves such activity." "We're a bona fide police Notre Dame and Saint Mary's have flyers available on assaults, date rape, found that two;.thirds of residence serious bodily injury, and other as Notre Dame has not· had a rape agency," said Rakow. "We have our programs to increase students aware escorts and self-protection. Chlebek hall directors found violence on their saults, such as minor shoving reported since 1985. In that year, own police officers and three investi ness of necessary safety measures. said that pamphlets had been placed campus to be out of control. Another matches in the hall and fights at con Rakow said, there were two attempts gators who handle cases all the way The security forces at both campuses in dorms as well. survey, this one conducted by Mary certs." and one rape reported. "We have through. The sheriff is confident in meet with hall staffs before classes Another s~curity measure at Saint Koss, a professor at Kent State Uni There were no aggravated as more altercations between male our expertise, which provides a num begin each fall to apprise them of Mary's is the various emergency versity, found that one in eight saults reported in 1987, one in 1986 combatants than we do assaults on ber of benefits to the community. If services available through security phones located. on campus. "When women on 32 campuses had been and three in 1985 said Rakow. "There women," he said. The two March you need aid, you know the officer is and precautions to take.· Both cam you pick one up, it automatically raped. Things like this couldn't hap are really just a handful each year." attacks on women included one of a familiar with the unique problems of puses sponsor escort services to stu connects you with security," said pen here at Notre Dame or Sai.nt The numbers for other assaults were Saint Mary's student on Saint Mary's dents alone at night. Chlebek. "Students are encouraged to Mary's. Or could they? this community and really cares. "We provide an escort service call should they see any suspicious The last rape occurred on the "This is a pretty non-violent and which is used by about 800 students a activity." Phones are located in park campus in 1978 and the reports of nice community," Rakow said. year," said Rakow. "Requests go. up ing lots, tunnels, and other easily physical assaults are minimal accord "What we need to do is .be more immediately after an assault or rumor accessible locations, he said. ,1: ing to Richard Chlebek, director of . protective of who we let into our of an assault or during bad weather." Rakow said that the security force security at Saint Mary's College. homes because dorms are homes." Rakow said they provide escorts for at Notre Dame sometimes schedules "We had two assaults this year," said Chlebek said he felt awareness was one or two people. Larger groups talks in dorms. "We come whenthey Chlebek. "One was an intimidation (a the biggest difficulty. "The best have safety in their number. invite us," he said. "Crime prevention threat of a physical assault, but no advice I 9angiv~, and I can't stress At Saint Mary's, 2,306 escorts is only as good as the ears are will actual assault) and another minor this enough, is for young people to be were provided du-ring the 1986:-87 ing." assault and battery between two stu more concerned for their own safety, school year. As of March, they had dents." In 1987, there were only three to utilize the help that is available to The Physical Plant is one area in already provided more than 900 this which crime prevention has been a assaults, Chlebek said. All were them." I year. In addition to the escort service, top priority according to Donald minor· and no one sustained serious I Notre Dame senior Heather Koch i Chlebek said Saint Mary's security injury. also said she sees awareness as a Dedrick, Director of the Plant. "Each had instituted a new program this year, we continue to improve lights in At Notre Dame, with its larger problem on campus. 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areas where we think they are defi cient," said Dedrick. "Each year stu dents or security may point out an area to us and we act." Dedrick added There are that lighting has been improved this year from the JACC to Ivy Road and three million Americans on North Quad. Take A Bite Out Of Crime "We try to keep all the lights lit alive today who have and maintained," Dedrick said. "We have a part-time student whose job is to go out at night and check for lights had cancer. And no Newly implemented Crimestoppers will attempt that are out and report them to us. We to alleviate the on campus crime situation try to keep all the lights clean and one out oft 0 maintained. " cancer patients get well! *"Three million strong all across this land We saved their lives working hand in hand We're proud, oh, we're proud . By Marita Kurst We helped three million Live anew! ne evening Susan glanced cious behavior may decide not to call cific crimes. Callers are given the While we can think O out of her dorm window Campus Security. Recently, the sen protection of anonymity through as "Each year, we continue to While we can talk only to notice that a man ate has passed, what they hope will signed code numbers, and may re While we can stand improve lights in areas where with a television set in hand was leav serve as an alternative. ceive a reward if the tip leads to the While we can walk arrest of a criminal. we think they are deficient. While we can fight ing a neighboring dorm. A week later, she saw that security beat had Enter Crimestoppers. A program Each year students or secu Whilewe can give Join our quest for life reported that a TV was stolen. What which has been regarded as very The plan to begin a Crimestop rity may point out an area to Rightnow!" should she do? successful in many large cities, Cri pers program at ND was set in motion us and we act." mestoppers has not been imple in early February, according to Brian Donald Dedrick, Director of As a concerned Notre Dame stu mented at any university in the na Holst, the senator who first proposed the Physical Plant dent, maybe Susan should call Cam tion. (At least, that is, until now.) In the idea to Student Senate. Lieuten pus Security and tell someone what an effort to encourage the members of ant Sam Walsh, head of the South Through services such as these, she saw. If she does that, however, the community to perform their civic Bend Crimestoppers program, was security forces on both campuses she will have to give her name and duty, soon Crimestoppers will be a approached and provided "invalu hope to continue to maintain low rates help out with the investigation of the part of Notre Dame's total security able assistance,"Holst said. With this of assaults, but they stress the need for theft. Susan doesn't want to be called· package. help, Holst's proposal was passed at student cooperation. "We're here to as a witness_; she feels she doesn't the March 21st Senate meeting. provide a safe environment," said have the time to get involved. Crimestoppers is a national cam Chlebek, "But [the students] have paign to promote community in The vote on the Crimestoppers responsibilities as well. All we can While the above story of "Susan" volvement in solving crimes. It uses issue was 11 to 4, with the "dissension the result of concern about paying ask is that they be aware and if they Leslie Uggams, Honorary National is a hypothetical example of crime on techniques such as a publicized 75th Anniversary Chairperson, people to do their civic duty," said see anything suspicious, call security. for the American Cancer Society. campus, it is not unlikely that things "Crime of the Week" and a telephone Hopefully, we'll be able to prevent like it have happened. For one reason hotline to increase the number of citi Holst. The program being imple assaults." or another, someone who sees suspi- zens giving information about spe- mented on campus will, therefore, not

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10 Scholastic April 14, 1988 11 place emphasis on the reward compo ress. An executive board composed On the other side of the argu nent. Instead, campus Crimestoppers of members of the administration, ment, junior Reni Cohan said, "It's will focus on awareness and educa faculty, staff and student body has really idealistic to think people would "e.<'9~ all '~lOU 00.01 OJlJ"t,SII tion of crime, and the anonymity of- been meeting to discuss plans to pro- -turn in any information. I think there mote the awareness and education of would be a better response with a It'S HIP, It'S HRPPENIN', It '5 NO\tl, It '5 \\)O\\)II "I'd~~'slJrp~ised if fillY crimes on campus. A visit from reward." The reward does not pose a c~~e~,:were .~()lve

12 Scholastic April 14, 1988 13 place emphasis on the reward compo ress. An executive board composed On the other side of the argu nent. Instead, campus Crimestoppers of members of the administration, ment, junior Reni Cohan said, "It's will focus on awareness and educa faculty, staff and student body has really idealistic to think people would "e.<'9~ all '~lOU 00.01 OJlJ"t,SII tion of crime, and the anonymity of- been meeting to discuss plans to pro- -turn in any information. I think there mote the awareness and education of would be a better response with a It'S HIP, It'S HRPPENIN', It '5 NO\tl, It '5 \\)O\\)II "I'd~~'slJrp~ised if fillY crimes on campus. A visit from reward." The reward does not pose a c~~e~,:were .~()lve

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AnTostal & Jim Brogan The Legend Continues

Secret judges will be searching for an expression of true AnTostal spirit during Notre Dame's weeklong celebration of spring

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pring has sprung at Notre much fun," and continued to have a Brogan is now a stand-up some of the events; " said Brogan. for the weekend. It was terrifIc fun." Dame and that means: slush, S big impact on AnTostal. He intro comic in California. "I really started "That fIrst year, it was just an idea in Asked ifhe had any words for raging winds, walks around duced the legendary "Kisser" game, my career during AnTostal. One of Ron Mastroni's and Dave [Ryan's] 1988's winn:er,' Brogan

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Secret judges will be searching for an expression of true AnTostal spirit during Notre Dame's weeklong celebration of spring

BY MAGGIE SIEGER pring has sprung at Notre much fun," and continued to have a Brogan is now a stand-up some of the events; " said Brogan. for the weekend. It was terrifIc fun." Dame and that means: slush, S big impact on AnTostal. He intro comic in California. "I really started "That fIrst year, it was just an idea in Asked ifhe had any words for raging winds, walks around duced the legendary "Kisser" game, my career during AnTostal. One of Ron Mastroni's and Dave [Ryan's] 1988's winn:er,' Brogan

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Baseball weekend to take on the Cardinals of Stanford The Notre Dame baseball team upped University on Saturday April 16. Live the Tradition Together its record to 20-13 (6-2 in the Midwest Collegiate Conference) by taking four games Golf from rival Xavier last weekend in Cincinnati, The Notre Dame golf team travels to Ohio. Columbus, Ohio, this week to compete in the Irish coach PAT MURPHY got solid Robert Kepler Intercollegiate, April 15-17.; The performances from all his players as Notre Irish will face, among other teams, the power Dame increased its winning streak to six games. house Ohio State which is seeking its eighth Subscribe Key performances were turned in by PAT straight Kepler title. The tournament will in PESAVENTO, who hit .412 and stole four clude Big Ten and Mid American Conference bases, and DAN PELTIER, who hit .357 and schools along with several major independents. had three RBIs in the weekend series. The Irish look for senior captain to In Saturday's doubleheader, the Irish DICK CONNELLY to repeat his performance collected a total of 29 hits as they won both of last year, when he finished 15th out of 120 games by scores of 14-2 and 13-4. Pitchers golfers in last years Kepler Tournament. The MIKE PASSILLA (3-3) and KEVIN CHENAIL Irish are also hoping that junior PAT MOHAN cholastic (3-2) picked up the victories on Saturday. Notre will continue his outstanding play. MOHAN Dame swept Sunday's doubleheader by scores tied for medalist honors during Notre Dame's of 6-1 and 7-6 as pitchers BRIAN last outing, the Purdue Spring Invitational held PIOTROWICZ (4-3) and ERIK MADSEN (6-2) April 1-3. MOHAN led the Irish to a third FOR OVER 120 YEARS, A LINK BETWEEN upped their combined record to 7-1 since spring place fmish out of ten teams as he shot rounds break. of71-75-78. MOHAN currently leads the golf Men's Tennis PARENTS AND CAMPUS LIFE The Irish will face a tough opponent team with a 75.9 stroke average for the spring The Notre Dame men's tennis team this coming weekend when they host the season. stands at 14-10 on the season after fmishing 2-2 University of Detroit in back-to-back double in last week's action. The Irish return home to headers. The Irish are looking for no less than a Lacrosse face Indiana State and Ohio this weekend. split in the series, which would most likely The Notre Dame lacrosse team upped The Irish iost 5-4 to Michigan State ensure a MCC tournament bid. After their series its record to 7-1 after defeating Kenyon. College last Wednesday, despite wins by RYAN with Detroit, the Irish will travel to Kalamazoo, in double overtime last Saturday by a score of WENGER, DANWJU.SH, and PAUL ------Michigan to take on Western Michigan on April 7-6. Junior attacker and leading scorer JOHN ODLAND in the singles competition. 19. OLMSTEAD netted the winning goal for the In their f11'st outdoor matches of the Irish. Senior goalie MATT McQUILLAN had season last weekend, the Irish beat Louisville 6- Track an outstanding game, recording 14 saves in the 0, lost a season rematch to Southern Illinois 54 The Notre Dame track team sent a Please send years of Scholastic to: contest, including several in the overtime and defeated Bradley 8-1. ---- number of runners to the Purdue Relays last periods. The doubles team of DAN WALSH Name ______~ weekend and came away with some impressive Notre Dame entered this week with a and PAUL DAGGS went undefeated in three performances. '. six-game winning streak, the longest in Irish matches last week, while freshman PAUL OD Address ____. ______Sophomore GLENN WATSON won lacrosse history. Notre Dame hosts Lake Forest LAND won all four of his singles matches to up the 11 O-mete~/high hurdles in a time of 14.4 on Wednesday before taking on Denison his season record to 10-2. City ______State ______Zip ______seconds while freshman MARK LAVERY took College on Saturday. Earlier this year the Irish third in the 800 meters in a time of 1:55.1. defeated Lake Forest 11-6 in the Midwest Women's Tennis MIKE BURNS turned in an excellent third Please make checks payable to: Scholastic Magazine Classic in Chicago. Denison, however, has The Notre Dame women's tennis place finish in the steeplechase with a time of LaFortune Student Center given the Irish problems in 'the past, holding a 6- team won two of three home matches last 9:43.4. The Irish also took second place in the Notre Dame, IN 46556 2 series advantage after dominating Notre Dame weekend, losing to Northwestern 3-6 but defeat distance medley relay in a time of 10:11. 14-8 last year. ing Toledo 8-1 and Purdue 8-0. The 10-13 Irish In the field events, the Irish got strong Injuries will hamper the Irish as they complete their spring road schedule this Enclosed is a check for $20.00 x years = $ ____ performances from freshman JOHN COLE, enter this week's action. weekend when they face Southern Illinois and who placed second in the high jump with a leap Notre Dame is without the services of senior of 6-8, and BRIAN DRISCOLL, who took third Mankato State. attacker JEFF SHAY, who is out for the season In last weekend's action, freshman in the javelin with a throw of 178-1. The only because of ligament damage in his knee. DAVE CECE CAHILL upped her record to 16-3 with Irish win in the field events came from senior KIDDER, ART BRADY, and MATT McQUIL three wins in the top singles position. ALICE TIM SMTI'H, who won the discus throw with a LAN have also been hampered by injuries. LOHRER also finished undefeated in the toss of 158-10. number three singles position. 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Shay suffered a season-ending knee injury Kidder and Mark Rizzieri have contributed against Lake Forest three weeks ago. Shay in roles such as faceoffs despite having been was the team's third leading scorer. Sopho injured driring the year. Sophomore Mike more Dave Carey has stepped in for Shay and Quigley adds further depth to the middies along with fellow starting sophomore attack because of his speed and ability to secure man Brian McHugh, will be counted on to ground balls. i 1 pick up the slack. "On the team this year we have no one ,i Despite the loss of Shay, the team has star and luckily we have the depth such that I been able to adjust to challenges all year. The many guys can come up with big plays when majority of that credit goes to the middie line, we need them," O'Leary said. 1 which is responsible for controlling the tran The defense is anchored by starters ], sition from offense to defense. senior Randy McDonald and juniors Kevin The middie line has the unique bal O'Connor and Doug Spencer. Sophomore I ance of leadership from the seniors and sur Jeff Salamon, like Shay, went down with a prising contributions from the freshmen. knee injury early on but junior Brendan Senior tri-captains Tom Lanahan, John Cahill and freshmen Dave Barnard and t McNicholas, and Art Brady have emerged as Eamon McAnaney have filled in when jl the first-middie line while freshmen John needed. II ii Capano, Pete Gillin, and Mark Brady have Senior goalie Matt McQuillan is re '. <",r.... I' played key roles in the backup middie posi turning after missing all of last season. He is \::- tions. backed up by sophomore Jeff Glazier, who " One of our main goals is to make ! II Lanahan said the captains comple started every game last year. The Irish de the program at Notre Dame more I, ment each other well and emphasized a key fense has been particularly effective in man :1 factor between himself and McNicholas. down defense, holding 75% of the time. competitive with teams all over I "I've played with the kid (McNicholas) since Just as all the players have stepped the country" Lanahan said. "De seventh grade and I'm glad to be playing with forward to fill roles, so too must the team pending on how we do this year II him now. I look for him when I look for the realize its responsibility to make lacrosse affects what kind of teams we II open man and we know how the other guys more popular in the Midwest and more would play next year. A good play." competitive with the east, said Lanahan. II,! season puts us a step closer to !I "A"ieambest"8-1 start"gives "··L~crosse a That sense of teamwork and comple Notre Dame and other Midwest schools such menting each other is evident throughout the as Michigan State and Ohio State have trav playing a whole new league of Ii team. Depth at middie has allowed senior eled eastward to take on the traditional pow teams" good shoot at conference Champs John Burtis to playa key leadership role on ers. Meanwhile, the competition within the teams in the nation. several middie lines while juniors Dave Midwest continues to improve each year. Notre Dame closes their season with O'Leary sees the competition in the four big games in the fmal two weeks. They I Great Lakes Conference, which Notre Dame host Denison on Saturday at Kraus stadium By Pete LaFleur that saw the Irish blow a 5-2 halftime lead .. momentum," O'Leary said. won in '85 and '86, as "tighter than last year." and then travel to Ohio Wesleyan for a game "The pressure was very intense in overtime The scoring ability of attack John Defending champ Michigan State is still the I:I, April 23. The Irish then close out the year at I . he numbers on the scoreboard and if we had lost it would have been a long Olmstead has contributed to the excitement I' . favorite among the seven teams, although home with the Spartans on the 27th and the i' warned of something to come: 666- bus ride home." of the season. He has 25 goals and 12 assists 1· T they lost badly in two games back East and Buckeyes on the 30th. I· - six goals for the Notre Dame la- The circumstances surrounding the for the year and is on a 60 point and 41 goal lost 17 -7 to Denison. Ohio State, meanwhile, The Irish's only loss this year was to l!: : crosse team and six for Kenyon, in the sixth Kenyon game are typical of the excitement pace, which both fall just short of the single lost to Michigan State and came up short Air Force, who O'Leary says has the inside period. The Kenyon Lords had patiently that has followed the team all year. The Notre season records. Olmstead is the sixth all against Air Force by only one goal. Thus, it track to the NCAA Tournament western bid. controlled the ball in the two sudden death Dame lacrosse team is on the verge of a ten 'j. :: time, scorer for the Irish with 86 points and he appears that the Great Lakes title could be However, should the Irish 'win all their . ' overtimes and their zone defense had sty : ' win season, an accomplishment that it has set the single-game scoring record against decided in the last week of the season when games---especially Michigan ,State-and if mied the' Irish attack. But Notre Dame never achieved in its seven year varsity his Michigan when he tallied five goals and four the Irish host the Spartans and the Buckeyes. Air Force falters, Notre Dame could be se quickly responded by. moving the ball tory. assists. The Great Lakes Conference elite lected as the NCAA Western representative. upfield. Senior tri-captain Tom Lanahan The Kenyon game was the fourth this "John has a strong desire first of all to compete with the North Coast Athletic Con Lanahan said the final games will be found John Olmstead open near the net and year in which the Irish had to 'hold off the score and he will work hard to get off a good ferece (NCAC) leaders for the Midwest key in judging the success of the season. from there it was destiny. Olmstead powered opposition after establishing a considerable shot," O'Leary said. "He almost always Lacrosse Association crown, which is cho "One of our main goals is to make the pro through two defenders and drew the goalie halftime lead. According to head coach Rich draws the defensive attention and that opens sen by a selection committee. The five team gram at Notre Dame more competitive with out As the shot entered the net the Irish team O'Leary, that ability shows the team's over things for others. John comes up with the big NCAC is led this year by perennial powers teams all over the country," Lanahan said. ".;!ilijiMk):JiclI stormed onto die field with an 8-1 record and all character this season. plays for us and puts his body on the line Ohio Wesleyan and Denison and surprising "Depending on how we do this year affects a key Midwest victory. "Winning a game in double overtime Coach O'lieary has guided the team to ! . when the time comes." Kenyon. Wesleyan was runner-up in Divi what kind of teams we would play next year. ''That truly was a game from hell," an 8 - 1 record. helps build the character in your team espe The Irish attack was faced with a sion III last season and is among the top ten A good season puts us a step closer to playing junior attack Mark Healy said of the iame cially since it looked like Kenyon had all the major setback when senior creaseman Jeff April 14, 1988 19 18 Scholastic

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a whole new league of teams." Lanahan estimates that the Notre Music/ Ann Seifert Dame lacrosse team is among the top 30 teams nationwide. He said the team is now striving to break into the top 20. But the team's primary goals are to win the Great Lakes and Midwest crowns, and that all hinges on the final six games. The team Previews and Reviews realizes their toughest games are ahead of them. Yet, according to O'Leary, ths simple fact that the Irish are in a position to go after at the titles is a testament to the team's ability ad news, then good news. is rock/guitar music with nice vocals in May. to cope with adversity. First off, I have to fulfill a by the Richmond, Virgo group. It's I'm embarrassed to admit that it "We've played most of our games on B promise that I made in my last well worth your time. tool me a while to listen to John the road and have been using a lot of under classmen. Thefactthatwe'vecomeoutofthe article. I'm sorry (somehow) to print Restless records has released a Stewart's Punch the Big Guy album, first nine games with only one loss is great that Husker Du has indeed broken up. cynical and absolutely hysterical because it had a boring cover. How considering all that," 0 'Leary said. ''Now we It seems hard to believe that the punk album by the Pajama Slave ever, after I finally got the record out John Olmstead, as the can realistically say we have a shot at making Warehouse double album was their Dancers, titled Blood, Sweat and of the sleeve, I was hooked. Mellow the NCAA tournament and that's a tribute to team's leading scorer, is on last. These three Minneapolitians Beers. "Defreeze Walt Disney" and acoustic guitar, sad vocals and haunt the growth oflacrosse in the Midwest and the his way to a new scoring were truly historic figures on the "Psycho Date" are just two of the ing lyrics abound. Very moving stuff, conviction of the guys to make Notre Dame record. a consistently competitive lacrosse power." underground music scene for many many killer tracks on this album. It especially "Botswanna", the single, years. Hats off to you, guys, you arel absolutely SHREDS! which has a line that goes, "And the were the greatest. Midnight Oil's album Diesel and pictures of the children with the flies And now to bum out more of you, Dust is one of those albums that grabs in their eyes." Never judge an album the Housemartins too, have called it you and becomes better and better as by its cover. quits. It seems that when they you hear it more and more. "Wara The Damned compilation double formed, they vowed secretly to re kuma" and the single "Beds Are album is out and and spans the main together for only three years. Burning" move me. SSTisissuedthe group's singles from 1976 to 1986. Its They even set the date for the break debut Run Westy Run LP on April 1, 1976 single "New Rose" beat the Sex up. That date has passed. Can you and believe you me, it will make some Pistols by a mile. Even though their just imagine the chaos at Elektra waves. They are from Minneapolis. newer stuff is pretty lame, The (their label) when this was discov A REPLACEMENT(haha) for Damned do not deserve to be forgot ered? Not too cool... Husker Du?-Just possibly. ten. They were just too good for that. Okay, now some good things. The new New Order single Listen to The Light At the End of the The Jazz Butcher released his newest "Touched By The Hand of God" is . Tunnel, and you'll see why. i I I. album, entitled Fishcotheque, last okay. It doesn't really take the lis I'll leave you with a good story .. 1. tener into new realms of music, but it While on tour in Europe, the rocking li week on Relativity records. The LP 1 band The Leaving Trains was forced ~ : sounds great, especially the first side. is not trash either. Besides, every Check that one out if you can. body knows that their 1981 debut by officials at the West German The big new band hitting the col album Movement is their best any border to set up and perform an im lege charts is House of Freaks. Their way. At least I hope you all knew that. promptu concert on the spot to prove album, Monkey on a Chain Gang, Wire has a new single out and a they really were musicians and not moved up 40 notches on the college new album, A Bell Is A Cup Until It's drug smugglers.. They played some charts two weeks after its first appear Struck, due out in late late April, so I Sex Pistols and Stooges covers and ance, and with good reason: every hope you didn't spend all of your were then allowed to enter the coun- single song is strong and very good. money during spring break. Also, try. Can you believe it? II The LP is out on Rhino Records and Billy Bragg will have a live album out i il· I ·1r April 14, 1988 21 j I I

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MOVIES The Seventh Sign Scottsdale THURSDAY, APRIL 14 SATURDAY, APRIL 16 University Park West 7:45,9:45 18 Again Good Morning Vietnam johnny Be Good 7:40,9:40 Kellogg Institute Seminar 7:00,9:30 7:30,9:30 The Fox and the Hound (Brown Bag) LECTURES The Unbearable Likeness of 18 Again 7:15 "journalism During the SPORTS Being 7:30,9:30 johnny Be Good Transition to Democracy in 8:00 Police Academy V 9:00 Brazil" by Carlos Eduardo TENNIS The Fox and the Hound 7:45,9:45 "Cantor and the Continuum lins da Silva. 105 La\v ND Men vs. Indiana State 7:30 Hypothesis", by Dr. Mary School. 9:00, Courtney Courts Tiles. Vice Versa Town and Country South Bend White Sox Friday, April 15 122 Hayes Healy 9:30 Bad Dreams Nd Men vs. Ohio University 8:00, 10:00 Cedar Rapids Reds 3:00, Courtney Courts University Park East Moonstruck 7:00 SMC Department of English Bright Lights, Big City 7:45,9:45 Saturday, April 16 reading by Denise Levertov, 7:30,9:30 Biloxi Blues Madison Muskies poet-in-residence. Carroll School Daze 7: 10,9:30 7:00 I I Auditorium. 7:00,9:30 Sunday, April 17 SPORTS Madison Muskies 2:00 SOFTBALL SMC vs. Butler University 3:00 SMC Baseball Diamond

FILMS SUNDAY, APRIL 17 CONCERTS "Matewan" FRIDAY, APRIL 15 Annenberg Auditorium MUSIC 7:00,9:30 Ziggy Marley EDUCATION ND Chamber Orchestra The Radiators Park West S pring Concert The Vic 322 W. Armitage Gaye Bykers on Acid and 4:00, Washington Hall 3145 N. Sheffield Sunday, April 17 Pop Will Eat Itself Department of Economics Friday, April 15 Cabaret Metro Public Policy Workshop SMC Student Recital Baalam and the Angel Saturday, April 16 with john Palmer, Urban Karen Kee, French horn The Ventures Cabaret Metro . Institute. 131 Decio Hall. 7:00, SMC Little Theater The Vic 3730 N. Clark Monday,_.April 18 I Friday, April 15 iii 22 Scholastic April 14, 1988 23 Coming Distractions

One Down, Three To Go HOW TOTEU. 8'1' MEII-O----t~ at the same time I was nervous. lon made it clear thatthey, with cars retired with my high school GPA an WITH: -8T~ 611AUE M~R. W~~T T\-\E\{ SAl{. and valid ID's, would help me in any __ YOCJR SCHOOL RECOAD W 11..L. Reality had arrived-the days of extra-curricular activities! Notr IRKSOME. TeSTS Q_ NOT ~Oc..LOW '(ov ~oR "Tt\E ReST 01= "c'ouR \..1~G.. SAT's, prom nights, and curfews way. The dorms do a great job getting Dame, however, draws the best. I A~OO'{I~(':, 8uS'iwO~K were over. The same kid who started freshmen involved socially, and my haven't set too many curves this ye RRl.TATltJC, c,RRQaS high school with fears of not being dorm was no exception. Here only (zero, to be exact). I do think my • ~OIp.)Tt.a ~S ~\II.eS • able to open his locker now was a one week, I found myself on the front newfound humility is an asset, ~OORsa\..F freshman at the University of Notre page of the Observer with a bra over L.~ 'T~ FRElTlAlG eo'·.... o\61olC.c. though. It gets me to work harder, 8~CDM£ Ol!,s£SSEO (.r,)1"t\i'loul2. Dame. on my head. (My roommate and I had learn more, and respect the skil~s 0 ~ Pol~ ~~~E. CoNTI!lI/S OIPPI( &'ICtRtltuI!.2lC.uLAl Aa"lIIITlES'. Would I like my :t;"oommate? won the Dillon scavenger hunt.) In others. How hard would my classes be? addition to getting socially on track, So freshman year is almos Could I even find my classes? dorm life also let me know how im over for the Class of 1991, but the , The first few weeks'of school portantreligion ~s here. I've attended memories are just beginning. Those seem so long ago. Thank God. I lost Catholic schools all of my life, but ugly blind dates for SYRs(they sure 'T~~ P~t.\""'H),~,! AP\ ITUOc: track of the amount of "let's-get religion takes, a different form at looked good in the dogbook, though), T~. VOMIT ~~E2.\.IlARoS'. CH~ OUt COI.t.E.c,c ~1J\Q6 Q . acquainted" cook-outs I attended Notre Dame. Mom and Dad aren't the first trip to Beacon Bowl, and th TIU. C(ouIP- c'f,C; ~,e ()'.lEa. when the number hit triple digits. making me go to church. I want to endless stories about spring break at Getting up early Saturday morning to attend Mass on Sunday night. Eight Padre- these are all things that will b "A~E APTI T\I~ TESTS. go tailgating was difficult at first, but, months ago I did not feel this way. remembered for years, even if w \/O"'I"t" Q~FOQe. ANt;! AFiSR. by the second game, I jumped out of But then again, eight months ago I wished to forget some of them now. bed with enthusiasm. After hearing was not at Notre Dame. I don 'tthink my year has been Tel!' TO IG~O~E S\.OW SIN~It,)(; >SJI)'A·noN. so much about fall football weekends I must be forgetting' some that much different from other fresh DQ..IN" A 1.0\ OF sese. at Notre Dame, I wasn't disap thing about my freshman year. I had men. It has been fun, but I am kind 0 pointed. Learning to balance my fun and went to church ... what else did glad the year is winding down. I a checkbook wasn't so easy, either. I do? Oh yeah, the reason I'm paying anxious for next year to come, I'm so far iIi the red, my banker thinks tuition: academics. though, when I'll be living in a spa I'm a Communist. Memories remind Arriving at Notre Dame can cious triple, not the eight by fifteen PR.EPARE FoR- ARROe>ArV '\ .jO$ 02. ~!>PE~-n; 'KAMe. me of the lessons learned throughout be a real slap in the face for a lot of foot heat box I presently occupy, t$~A't"Ev~ "APPEN~, ~E\'A'IC. the last eight months, and my initial freshmen. For the first time in their 1'T'S Iol6"C' 'ntE &Ii) O~ '{0IJe. t.\E=€. when I'll feel more comfortable with Ii.. .lUST -nte e.EGbllollll(, O~"t\lE ENo.: uncertainty about ND has been lives, classes are hard and grades my classes and at least be able to find erased. don't come easy. Like so many other them, and when III no longer be Like most freshmen, getting freshmen, I carne here following a lowly freshman, but a mature (who an used to dorm life was important to very successful four years of high I kidding?) sophomore. 11 24 Scholastic Final Word

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