pvmcitypaper.com 29 MARCH TO 4 APRIL- 2019 ISSUE 540 You are here, finally! If you’ve been meaning to find a little information on the region, but never quite got around to it, we hope that the following will help. If you look at We wish you a warm the maps on this page, you will note that PV (as the locals call it) is on the west coast of Mexico, smack in the middle of the Bay of Banderas - Welcome one of the largest bays in this country - which includes southern part of the state of Nayarit to the north and the northern part of Jalisco to the south. Thanks to its privileged location -sheltered by the Sierra Madre mountains- the Bay is well protected against the hurricanes spawned in the Pacific. Hurricane Kenna did come close on October 25, 2002, but actually touched down in San Blas, Nayarit, some 200 kms north of PV. The town sits on the same parallel as the Hawaiian Islands, thus the similarities in the climate of the two destinations.

AREA: 1,300 sq. kilometers that can only be boarded there. They have pre-fixed rates yet, if you have a “bank card”, withdraw funds from your POPULATION: 350,000 inhabitants per passenger. City cabs are yellow or white, and charge by account back home. Try to avoid exchanging money at CLIMATE: Tropical, humid, with an average of 300 sunny the ride, not by passenger. When you ask to go downtown, your hotel. Traditionally, those offer the worst rates. days per year. The temperature averages 28°C (82°F) and the remember that your fare covers the ENTIRE central area, so WHAT TO DO: Even if your all-inclusive hotel is everything rainy season extends from late June to early October. make sure you are brought to the main plaza! Pick up a free you ever dreamed of, you should experience at least a FAUNA: Nearby Sierra Vallejo hosts a great variety map, and insist on your full value from the driver! Note the little of all that Vallarta has to offer - it is truly a condensed of animal species such as iguana, guacamaya, deer, number of your taxi in case of any problem, or if you forget version of all that is Mexican and existed before «Planned raccoon, etc. something in the cab. Then your hotel or travel rep can help Tourist Resorts», such as Cancun, Los Cabos and Ixtapa, SANCTUARIES: Bahía de Banderas encloses two Marine you check it out or lodge a complaint. were developed. Millions have been spent to ensure that National Parks - Los Arcos and the Marieta Islands - where Uber has also been available in PV for the past year or so. the original “small town” flavor is maintained downtown, in diving is allowed under certain circumstances but fishing of Download their app in your smartphone. the Old Town and on the South Side. any kind is prohibited. Every year, the Bay receives the visit of TIME ZONE: The entire State of Jalisco is on Central Time, DRINKING WATER: The false belief that a Mexican vacation the humpback whales, dolphins and manta rays in the winter. as is the area of the State of Nayarit from Lo de Marcos in the must inevitably lead to an encounter with Moctezuma’s During the summer, sea turtles, a protected species, arrive to north to the Ameca River, i.e.: Nuevo Vallarta, Bucerías, La Cruz revenge is just that: false. For the 26th year in a row, Puerto its shores to lay their eggs. de Huanacaxtle, Sayulita, San Pancho, Punta Mita, etc. North Vallarta’s water has been awarded a certification of purity for ECONOMY: Local economy is based mainly on tourism, of Lo De Marcos, Guayabitos, La Peñita, San Blas, etc. are on human consumption. It is one of only two cities in Mexico that construction and to a lesser degree, on agriculture, Mountain Time, i.e.: one hour behind PV time. can boast of such accomplishment. True, the quality of the mainly tropical fruit such as mango, papaya, watermelon, TELEPHONE CALLS: Always check on the cost of long water tested at the purification plant varies greatly from what pineapple, guanabana, cantaloupe and bananas. distance calls from your hotel room. Some establishments comes out of the tap at the other end. So do be careful. On CURRENCY: The Mexican Peso is the legal currency in charge as much as U.S. $7.00 per minute! the other hand, most large hotels have their own purification Mexico although Canadian and American dollars are widely CELL PHONES: Most cellular phones from the U.S. and equipment and most restaurants use purified water. If you accepted. Canada may be programmed for local use, through Telcel and want to be doubly sure, you can pick up purified bottled BUSES: A system of urban buses with different routes. IUSAcell, the local carriers. To dial cell to cell, use the prefix 322, water just about anywhere. Current fare is $10.00 Pesos per ticket and passengers then the seven digit number of the person you’re calling. Omit EXPORTING PETS: Canadian and American tourists often must purchase a new ticket every time they board another the prefix if dialling a land line. fall in love with one of the many stray dogs and cats in Vallarta. bus. There are no “transfers”. LOCAL CUSTOMS: Tipping is usually 10%-15% of the bill Many would like to bring it back with them, but believe that the TAXIS: There are set rates within defined zones of the at restaurants and bars. Tip bellboys, taxis, waiters, maids, laws do not allow them to do so. Wrong. If you would like to town. Do not enter a taxi without agreeing on the price with etc. depending on the service. Some businesses and offices bring a cat or a dog back home, call the local animal shelter for the driver FIRST. If you are staying in a hotel, you may want close from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m., reopening until 7 p.m. or later. In more info: 293-3690. to check the rates usually posted in the lobby. Also, if you restaurants, it is considered poor manners to present the LOCAL SIGHTSEEING: A good beginning would be to take know which restaurant you want to go, do not let the driver check before it is requested, so when you’re ready to leave, one of the City Tours offered by the local tour agencies. Before change your mind. Many restaurateurs pay commissions ask «La cuenta, por favor» and your bill will be delivered to you. boarding, make sure you have a map and take note of the to taxi drivers and you may end up paying more than you MONEY EXCHANGE: Banks will give you a higher rate places you want to return to. Then venture off the beaten path. should, in a second-rate establishment! There are 2 kinds of exchange than the exchange booths (caja de cambio), Explore a little. Go farther than the tour bus takes you. And of taxi cabs: those at the airport and the maritime port though not all offer exchange services to foreigners. Better don’t worry - this is a safe place.

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Dear Editor, This is the second time I am vacationing in Puerto Vallarta and I also read the comments of other readers in the PV Mirror. What I noticed was that the resort areas Welcome to springtime in Puerto Vallarta! are kept tidy and clean, I mean outside the resorts, the This is repetitive, I know, but I want to do streets, the sidewalks, etc. But going farther up where something I haven’t done in way too long, and the Mexican people live, I see a lot of garbage, garbage that is to express a big Thank You! to all our that has been there for years and not yet been removed. contributors, readers and advertisers (whose Also the river beds that are dry now are full of garbage, number has grown so much this year!) It is empty plastic bottles, etc. and more. My concern is, the latter group that provides our sole source of when the rainy season comes, is all that garbage in the income – which allows us to offer the Mirror riverbeds then being swept into the ocean? That would to you free of charge. be pathetic and unforgivable. What is the city of PV As has always been the case here, many doing about it? establishments do not appear to grasp the fact Please comment on it, I would like to know. Thank you. that if they do not advertise – somewhere, H.N. from Vancouver, Canada. anywhere – our locals and visitors will not be aware of their existence, especially if they are Dear H.N., off the beaten path. Unfortunately, the kind of “garbage” you say has been there for years will only be removed if those who Consequently, we ask you, our readers, Map) on Central number (See location live in the area report it to City Hall. to help us. It’s easy: just tell your favorite 23 Regarding the river beds, before the rains come, restaurant, pastry shop, physician, gym, dog the communities usually organize numerous clean-up walker or interior decorator about us. If they campaigns along the river banks of the various rivers advertise with us, we will help promote their that feed the Bay of Banderas. business so that they may grow, and they will The Ed. help us do the same. And if you visit those who have already put Dear Editor, their faith in us by advertising in the Mirror, tell them you saw their ad here, so they’ll know First let me say that my wife, kids and grandkids their money was well spent. Only thus can we have been coming here for years and love it here in continue to provide you –for free- with as much PV. We almost always stay at the Bayview Grand in interesting content as we can gather every week. the marina area. The BVG is right on the ocean. Please continue to send us your letters, as We have heard rumours in the past about how well as the comments and suggestions telling polluted the Bay of Banderas is and how it’s not safe us what you would like to see in your Mirror to swim in it. We don’t swim in the ocean anyway but …or what you would rather not see. We thank are very aware of the resource it represents. the many of you who have complimented us Mexico’s economy relies on this resource. This on our publication, and thank you all for your bay is recognized as a world class fishery, breeding grounds to Humpback whales, a sea turtle sanctuary continued support and readership. and home to much spectacular marine life. One word of caution regarding this issue: it This year more than any other, people are talking covers April Fools’ Day, so do be careful with about this bay and how extremely polluted it is. what you believe and what may be aimed at Whether this is perception or reality, I’m not sure but it “fools” in these pages. needs to be publicized to clear the air. In the meantime, I wish you a most enjoyable We saw a short article saying there was a cracked stay in Puerto Vallarta. May God bless us all. pipe in an upstream sewage pipe and that it was repaired but only after leaking much sewage into the Allyna Vineberg bay. This could happen anywhere but then we heard Publisher / Editor this is an ongoing problem that happens regularly. PV Mirror City Paper Continues on next page... 3 Continues from last page... Dear Editor, We see red flags on the beach which we always assumed were for large waves/under tows and unsafe swimming Wow, we can’t believe the sensational health care service conditions but never have associated it to pollution. We here in Mexico. Especially by the SanMare Health-Care see a lot of new construction and more and more people Group, which is a new facility as of December, 2018. coming to PV. Are they keeping up to that by providing Pamela Thompson, the doctors, nurses, physiotherapist the proper infrastructure and sewer pipes and sewage and the front desk assistants were all dedicated, extremely treatment plants? What is the real story? Are the fish/ professional and always concerned. They also all spoke shellfish we eat out of the bay, safe? English which made the situation easy for a Canadian. It is obvious that the tourism people would not want this We want to sincerely thank the entire staff for their health publicized for obvious reasons but this could represent a care service. The patient was having extreme pain in his very real health risk to a lot of people. People need to know hip. After X-rays, the specialist (Dr. Joel Galindo) first the truth and anything you can share would be appreciated. suggested rest and pain killers. Since this wasn’t helping much, physiotherapy was recommended. This helped but Save the Bay and our oceans? was not as successful as expected. The patient could hardly Randy and Bev Rutledge walk. So laproscopic surgery was recommended by the Toronto, Ontario, Canada Doctor. Within one week, Pamela Thompson coordinated all of the pre-op requirements, and the surgery date and Dear readers, time. Everything went off without a hitch. The surgery was According to the local news media, SEAPAL’s damaged a success and the patient is on the mend. We cannot praise pipe was repaired and stopped spewing its sewage on the staff and facility enough for their exceptional health care. th March 7 . Spokesmen for Jalisco’s and Nayarit’s health Thank you, SanMare Health-Care Group, departments declared the beaches clean of enterococci shortly thereafter. As of March 22nd, they also indicated Brent Hoskins (patient) that there was no incidence of red tide anywhere and all and Ray Hallett (partner) the marine products caught within the bay are regularly Dear Editor: checked and found to be fit for human consumption. The Ed. My husband and I booked an excursion to do a Tequila Tour last year. We were told by the tour people at the Dear Editor, Marina that all we needed to do was go out to Vallarta I must promote the cutest, most unique jewelry & crystal Gardens at Riviera Nayarit to watch a short presentation shop I have ever seen! Eccentrics on Basilio Badillo 257. If it’s and we would get a free breakfast. a special piece of jewelry for everyday or a special occasion, Foolishly, we went and ended up having a nice breakfast that’s sure to be a conversation topic, you can find it here. with a nice lady named Eva. She proceeded to show us our Designed and handcrafted by owner Kim herself. options to purchase a vacation package that would give us An amazingly talented, wonderful person. a contract that could be used for any type of travel, hotels, airfare, cruises, etc. We purchased this package on good Tracy, owner of several amazing pieces faith with signed contracts and supporting documentation. Dear Editor, After many phone calls, emails over the last year we have yet to see any of the vouchers or services that they There are only two things in life that are certain - birth promised us. and death. In a recent play, an actor delivered, to me, Just a word of warning to people. Do not purchase what was an unforgettable line: People are always dying anything from VIP benefits that are also associated with lying down. I want to die standing up. Getaway Travel Services. No one will take responsibility Many of us retire to Puerto Vallarta with more years for this deception and it has been well over one year. behind us than in front. We all have EXPERIENCE. In conclusion, Vacation Marketing International How will that experience - that gift, that talent - serve affiliated with Getaway Travel Services is a scam. to benefit others? We have been given resources, talent, and time. What we do with these gifts determines the Don and Linda legacy, the quality of life, the world we leave behind for Dear Don and Linda, our children, grandchildren, and the children of others who I’m very sorry this happened to you. Yours is one of inherit this world and its impact in the farthest corners. a number of similar complaints we have received against The question is, will you die lying down? Or will you those same organization. We sent emails to them so they die standing up - fighting for the honor, the privilege to may respond to the accusations, but they never answered. perhaps help ‘one somebody’ and leave this place better Consequently, we are publishing your letter as you sent than you found it? it to us. I hope that you have contacted PROFECO and We can, you know. reported the matter to them.

(See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location Janice Chatterton did. The Ed. 10 Ninthour 4 (PVBS) - Puerto Vallarta has been approved by the Jalisco Gaming Commission for a new form of racing and accompanying wagering. Juan Pablo Garcia Hernandez and his wife Maria Luz Gonzalez Perez de Garcia have been training these creatures for several years and after a lengthy application process have won The IFC Home Tours have been running every year since 1985 and, for the last the approval of the commission for a one-month trial, starting six years, have received the Award of Excellence from Trip Advisor. Taking a tour is st Monday, April 1 . a great way to see homes in Puerto Vallarta that you will never get to see otherwise. First races will at Los Arcos amphitheater on the Malecon, But you have only 4 more tours to join: Tuesdays 2nd and 9th, and Wednesdays on Monday, April 1st starting at 4 p.m. Wagering windows will 3rd and 10th. Then we close for the summer. open one hour before the races. Standard wagering options are Tours take about three hours, leave from the Sea Monkey Restaurant located on available, including Daily Double, Exacta and Trifecta. the Malecon at Aquiles Serdan at 10:30 and cost a paltry $700. pesos. All the profits Patrons will enjoy watching trained seahorses race in a of the IFC are used to support about twenty-five charities in town as well as our free 3-meter long tank. There will be 7 races on opening day. cleft palate surgery program for children here. The three or four homes you will see Juan Pablo Garcia Hernandez told reporters that the seahorses are gorgeous examples of older modern architecture. Some have waterfalls, some are native to the northern shore and coves of Banderas Bay. He have amazing art and sculptures, and all are lent to us by generous owners for the and his wife have been training seahorses for over 5 years. He morning of the tour because they support what we do for the people of PV. stated, “Despite initial challenges with training we’ve found Please buy your tickets online through PayPal at www.toursforvallarta.com or them to be one of the most competitive species on the planet.” on the day of the tour at the Sea Monkey Restaurant. “It’s one of those ideas that’ll sink or swim but we’re delighted Many of our homes require walking on cobbled streets and climbing up and down to be the first sponsor to take the plunge. The little creatures are stairs, so good footwear, knees, feet and lungs are required. tough to train, but I reckon we’ve backed a winner,” his wife Our docents on the luxury buses are able to answer your questions and to ensure Maria Luz Gonzalez Perez de Garcia added. that you have an enjoyable and comfortable tour. Enjoy!

5 Don’t miss out! Next Game: Wednesday, April 3, 2019 Cards go on sale 3 p.m., Games start at 4 p.m.

Join us on Wednesday, April 3rd for CHARITY BINGO! All proceeds support the children of Pasitos De Luz (non-profit organization that provides care and rehabilitation for disabled children from low-income families in Puerto Vallarta) and Colina Spay & Neuter Clinic (free spay and neuter services for cats and dogs to those who are unable to pay). The Puerto Vallarta Gay Men’s Chorus is delighted to announce its 7th Our bingo games are played on paper cards and we supply ink Annual Gala, Let’s Go to the Movies. This event will be held at Oscar’s daubers! Buy our VIP bingo package for $300 which includes not Restaurant at 6 p.m. on Wednesday, April 3rd, 2019. only the games, but 5 tickets for our amazing RAFFLE and 50/50 Let’s Go to the Movies is the PVGMC’s seventh annual gala and its major BLACKOUT GAME! Each game allows you three chances to win! fundraising effort for the year. Sponsorships, ticket sales, and auction The winner of each game receives a bingo bag full of great certificates proceeds from last year’s event have enabled the chorus to increase its generously donated by local restaurants and businesses! The final50/50 singing membership and perform throughout the year. blackout game pays the winner cash with the winner taking home half the pot in pesos! Last 50/50 winners won $3,800. pesos each! Congratulations! Extra Card to play! Bring, to bingo, 4 pieces new or gently used clothing and you will receive ONE FREE bingo card for each of the seven regular games. Bingo is played upstairs at Nacho Daddy’s (287 Basilio Badillo). The Barb Bremner Event proceeds will help Pasitos room is large, air-conditioned and smoke free. Children are welcome! support the 130 special needs Come play bingo, have fun, support these amazing charities and enjoy The 8th Annual Riverfest fundraiser children and their families, most of the great atmosphere, food and beverage specials! for Pasitos de Luz, held March 2 and whom live below the poverty line, Please give a shout out to and support our amazing sponsors: ACT 3, 2019, at El Rio BBQ Bar was an who receive much-needed care II, Alexander A Salon, Artepil Spa, Bagel World, Barcelona Tapas, overwhelming success! This two- through the services provided by Cassandra Shaw Jewelry, Cheeky Monkey, Deja New Consignment, day charity event garnered a record- Pasitos de Luz @ Casa Connor. Diamonds International, Eclecticos, Incanto, La Tetera De Luca Café, breaking $522,532. pesos for the 130 These 100% FREE services include: Langostinos, Lucy’s Cuca Cabaña, Manny’s Bar and Grill, Nacho special needs children who receive basic care and hygiene, therapies Daddy, The Palm, Pinocchio, Qulture, Salon Malecon and more! care at the Pasitos de Luz @ Casa (physical, speech, massage and Bingo is played every other Wednesday, until April at the same time Connor in Puerto Vallarta. more), medicine, nutrition (including and location. Don’t miss out! We are speechless. This year’s two meals a day), special education classes, exercise and recreational Last 2019 bingo game in the season is April 17, 2019. Riverfest exceeded more than we had dreamed! Thanks go to so therapy programs, and access to If you are interested in donating a product or service, we would many who helped make the event specialists, doctors and psychologists. be happy to help promote your business. Please contact Verity Leslie at such a success - the musicians, the And it’s life changing for the Pasitos [email protected] for details. businesses and individuals who kids - and their families. donated auction items, and the To everyone who was involved in approximately 70 volunteers and the event, in any way, please know that more than 1000 attendees who your generosity really does help make helped us bring the house down! dreams of a better life come true! The food, presented by El Rio BBQ Bar, Barcelona Tapas, and Located in El Pitillal, Pasitos de Portobello, was outstanding! Each Luz is a marvelous day care facility of these restaurants donated time for children with special needs. This and food at cost or donated a non-profit organization provides percentage of net revenues. Artisan children with various handicaps with vendors donated some of their a caring and loving environment, proceeds, and individual attendees along with treatment for individual added contributions throughout the rehabilitation, nutritional meals, event. Add all of this together and physical stimulation and therapy. the kids of Pasitos de Luz and their For more information, please visit (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location families came out the real winners! PasitosDeLuz.org 1 6 Within PV

7 That is ugly! The good news is that there is a Women’s Shelter at an undisclosed location close to Puerto Vallarta, operated by Compassion for the Family. It is not open, unfortunately, to drop-ins or word-of-mouth referrals but, instead, it accepts women and their children exclusively from Mexican Social Services, The Women’s Institute and the Health Department. One of its criteria is that the woman is at imminent risk of murder by her partner. According to David Zude, the President of Compassion for the Family, the shelter provides for all of the needs of the families; John Warren food, hygiene, clothing, medical care, social worker services, professional services of What’s not to love about Puerto Vallarta? psychologists and legal services. While Great people, great weather (now), excellent the shelter has been helped by grants from restaurants. It’s easy for many of us to say the federal government, it needs private that this is close to paradise, but that’s not funding to cover the shortfall. the case for many people here. Although there is a huge demand Although PV seems to be a modern and from hundreds of families in this area, prosperous community, there is a significant Compassion for the Family can handle only part of the population who are poor with 6-8 families at one time or, perhaps, 25 to few opportunities and who use alcohol and 30 families a year. Families arrive with an drugs to mask their pain. The poverty and average of three children, or five if they are the addiction lead to a high rate of domestic an indigenous family, and the average stay violence and sexual abuse. And there are is about three months. very little resources to help. Government funding has been critical What is the current situation? Amnesty support to women’s shelters in Mexico but International noted in their 2017/18 report now the new President, Andres Manuel that “Gender-based violence against Lopez Obrador (AMLO) has suspended the women and girls was widespread. Most of federal government grants that provide 80% the cases were inadequately investigated or more of the operating budget for these and perpetrators enjoyed impunity. Official shelters and this could result in the closure data for 2016 indicated that 2,668 women of half of the shelters in Mexico. This will were considered to be victims of homicide. put the lives of many women and children (Seven women killed every day). at risk as they will be forced back into their In August, the National Institute of communities. Statistics and Geography published a survey The International Friendship Club (IFC) estimating that 66.1% of girls and women continues to support the shelter run by aged 15 or above had experienced gender- Compassion for the Family and invites based violence at least once in their lives, you to help too. Their website is www. and that 43.5% of women had experienced compassionforthefamilymx.org gender-based violence committed by their We can’t do everything but we can do partners.” something!

8 Gregg Sutton

Get out your party hats, put on your dancing shoes and mark the date on your calendar: Friday, April 5th, for the LAST South Side Shuffle of the season! The Shuffle, now in its ninth season, is put on every second Friday by a large group of businesses centered on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo, in the heart of the Romantic Zone. The party goes from six to ten pm, and is an event that both locals and visitors look forward to with great anticipation. The participating businesses (art galleries, shops, restaurants, clubs and theaters) all serve complimentary beverages. Whether you want to meet our local artists, or do some serious shopping, or listen to some great music, or just walk around Vallarta’s favorite neighborhood soaking up the festive atmosphere, the Shuffle is a wonderful way to spend your Friday night. The majority of the participating businesses are located on the 200 and 300 blocks of Basilio Badillo. But there are also some great places to stop on nearby Constitution Street. In fact, the organizers have made sure that this experience is a “compact” one. All the participants are located in a short two block stretch, so no matter how “happy” you get with all your complimentary drinks, you can still visit every location with ease. The Shuffle has so much to offer. One of the main attractions is shopping. By chance, many of Vallarta’s finest shops and galleries are located on the principle block of the party. Fine art, jewelry and Mexican crafts of the very best quality can be found in abundance, not to mention some great food and fabulous entertainment. All the businesses on this magical stretch of Basilio Badillo and Constitución streets have something special to offer. For the opportunity to ogle, mingle, tipple and even purchase some really wonderful art, it is an event not to be missed. The Southside Shuffle really is a must. You’ll have a ton of fun.

So don’t forget to put it on your calendar: Friday, April 5th from 6 to 10 p.m. LAST SHUFFLE OF THE SEASON!

9 John Innocuous

The Vallarta Botanical Gardens has been honored to be the recipient of several exotic plants, donated by the Tropical Italian Botanical Gardens. According to Professor Luigi Slooflirpa, curator of the Tropical Italian Botanical Gardens, and lecturer at the distinguished Tropical Italian University, the Vallarta Botanical Gardens was chosen after a panel examined thousands of botanical gardens worldwide. Professor Slooflirpa will present a talk at 11:30 a.m. on Monday, April 1st, at the Botanical Gardens, where he will explain that the Vallarta Botanical Gardens is one of only a few places in the world that has the ideal growing conditions for the plants he is donating. The growing conditions include summer rains, fall and winter moderate but not freezing temperatures, and an altitude of between 300 and 500 meters (1,000 to 1,600 feet) above sea level. Following Professor Slooflirpa’s brief talk, and the Questions & Answers period afterwards, he will conduct a tour of the new DATE: Saturday, March 30th plants that he and the Tropical Italian Botanical Gardens have PLACE: Lazaro Cardenas Park (Romantic Zone) donated. TIME: 5:30 - 10:30 p.m. Guests will have a chance, many for the first time in their * Open Bar all evening lives, to see five different species of spaghetti trees, including the * International Buffet, featuring the best of our local chefs and slender leaved Pasta vermicelli, the thicker leaved Pasta linguine, restaurants from the Emiliano Zapata neighborhood the broad leafed Pasta lasagna, the spiral leafed Pasta fusilli, and * Entertainment: the exotic Pasta alphabetica . 5:30 - 6:15 - Latin Fusion Orchestra Also on the tour, guests will be introduced to three different 6:15 - 7:00 - Bohemian 3 Musical Group species of ragu bushes, also donated by the Tropical Italian 7:00 - 8:00 - Caribbean Show, performed by Xihuitl Ballet Botanical Gardens. These bushes include the fragrant Prego 8:00 - 8:30 - Jaleo School of Dance Presents, Spanish Flamenco Show marinara, the elegant Prego alfredo, and the always popular and 8:30 - 9:15 - Folkloric Ballet Xiutla hearty Prego bolognese. 9:15 - 10:15 - Mariachi accompanied by Mexican Singer As always, there is no charge for the talk and tour at the gardens. 10:15 - Dance Music Garden members have free admission, but non-members must pay a modest entry fee. Funds will be used for the annual Parish of Santa Cruz’ Fiestas de Mayo and repairing Aguacate Street in Emiliano Zapata

10 El Tuito celebrates 75th Anniversary!

You’re invited this Sunday, March 31st, to celebrate El Tuito’s 75th Anniversary. Come meet Jalisciense Sculptor and Artist Gerardo Molina Abarca at the commemoration ceremony where he will unveil his seven unique statues depicting the history of El Tuito. If you are interested in a showing of Gerardo’s sculptures, he can be reached at (322) 127-1962.

9 When Gene Berube was in his 20s, living in New York City, he visited a psychic who, he Joseph Brant vividly recalls, provided him with two pieces of information regarding his future. “One,” he said, quoting her, “you’re never going to marry.” He rolled his eyes, dismissive, with a wide smile. The psychic meeting took place at least 40 years ago, long before gay marriage became a dream, much less a reality. The other thing she said struck him a bit more odd. “You’re going to end up living on the west coast of Mexico,” she told him. We sat on a patio overlooking the Rio Cuale near Gringo Gulch one afternoon last week. The server arrived to check on us, and Gene ordered another glass of wine. “Uno más,” he said, and glanced back toward me. “I’m gonna go home after and take a nap.” Gene is a member of both the Vallarta Vocalista Ensemble and the One thing the psychic did not tell him was that a lifetime spent Puerto Vallarta Gay Men’s Chorus, and the two groups have annual singing — he could sing before he could speak, he said, sitting next to events scheduled through next week. his mother on the piano bench at home — would end abruptly when “It had been about 15 years since I stopped singing,” he said. The he chose a life in Puerto Vallarta, and that it would resume some 15 Milwaukee Symphony Chorus requires that its members miss no more years later. than two rehearsals before they’re asked to sit out an upcoming concert.

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“I thought that it was over, that it was a big part of my entire life then the symphony chorus. His husband Matthew remains a mostly and I had to make a decision about [moving here] or that. I didn’t full-time resident in that city and a member of that chorus. In fact, see any other opportunities presenting themselves at that point, and it’s where they met some 20 years ago. Despite his vast experience, that was okay.” though, Gene demurs. He credits the men’s chorus in Puerto Vallarta, and in particular “I’m probably the least educated musician in the Vocalistas,” he its former Artistic Director Alfonso López, for bringing his love of said. “Virtually all of them read music perfectly and play instruments. singing back to life. “I came to the Christmas concert that year and I love the music with them. It’s very challenging for me.” While he I was bowled over,” he said. “The first years I was in the chorus we admires the technical prowess of the ensemble, it’s the humble bloom were trying to cope with songs that weren’t scored for men. A lot of the men’s chorus that excites him. of the stuff we did was just two parts [instead of at least four] and “I had been fearful with Alfonso leaving that the chorus might not Alfonso would score songs for us. Because you can’t just go to a be able to survive,” he said. “Our audiences were too small. We catalog and order up music for a gay men’s chorus!” weren’t selling out those Christmas concerts, but since Derek Carkner From there, he was all but conscripted into the year-old Vallarta has taken over, his arrival has made me much more optimistic about Vocalista Ensemble. Invited to join after Steve Fulmer, a founding the long-term survival of the chorus.” member, returned to the U.S., Gene initially turned them down. “I “There is no choral tradition in Mexico,” he added. “There is none. said no. I said I’m not good enough anymore, my voice isn’t good Because it’s a Catholic country, church choirs were not part of the enough. I’ve lost a couple notes off the top of my voice.” Catholic tradition, even in the states they weren’t. So there is no The “Vocalistas” perform just one series of concerts per year and it training program for Mexicans to sing choral music. And there are was during those first shows when he changed his mind. “Matthew people in the chorus, people my age who’ve never sung before and [Gene’s husband!] and I went to their concert that year,” he said. “It this is kind of a retirement pastime for them, which is marvelous, but was their first year, and I started crying, it was so beautiful. Some of they’re also starting from step one. And Derek Carkner is so patient the music was so moving, I went backstage to congratulate them after with the group. He is really quite wonderful. And have you heard him the show and I said I’ll audition. If you think I’m good enough, I’d play the piano? God, he’s good.” love to do it.” The Vallarta Vocalista Ensemble performs Thursday, Friday, and Self-effacing, that Gene. He moved to New York City in 1969 and Sunday the next two weeks at Incanto Vallarta, and the Puerto began singing with the New York Choral Society and then, in 1975, Vallarta Gay Men’s Chorus’ Annual Gala takes place on Wednesday upon his return home to Milwaukee, he joined another chorus and at Oscar’s Restaurant. 13 MOVIES: No review. Too his service to our country and his much has happened in the past time in the Senate. I always felt he week politically. First I would did things that he felt passionate like to say I am relieved that about and worked hard on behalf the Mueller Report found no Joe Harrington of those things. Whether you evidence of Trump in collusion agree with him or not, I knew why with the Russians. There still he was doing it. It wasn’t for some remains the confusion of Barr nefarious purpose. He was a man stating that this did not exonerate That is a lie. The truth: cover. Trump had to know who was deeply influenced by his the president on obstruction. McCain sponsored a bill called this as he signed his name on experience and by the things he Within minutes I saw the The Choice, written in 2014 and that document. The president went through. I was an admirer of president proclaiming, “No signed by Barak Obama, that knowingly lied about a dead man John McCain as a man, and a lot collusion, total exoneration.” gave veterans the option to see a helping his fellow veterans. of the things he did in the United That’s confusing because there private doctor at public expense. Chuck Todd, of Meet the Press, States Senate. So, no, I don’t are 16 other investigations going What Trump accomplished was asked Senator Marco Rubio understand that feeling about him on involving such pesky things merely signing an expansion of the following: “Let me read you and I don’t think, frankly, he is the as tax evasion and bank fraud. the program achieved by McCain something in the Post. “Inside the person that should be singled out As usual, why speculate? Wait to overhaul the Department of powerful and populist wing of the for these attacks. I don’t get it. I for the results. Veterans Affairs. For years, party that is most loyal to Trump, don’t understand it. And frankly, McCain fought to enlarge the McCain is not a revered war hero, I don’t know how it furthers & MADNESS: Last week, the program he established in 2014 but a useful foil, encapsulating anything in terms of what we’re president of the United States, and accomplished that in his last everything his core voters have trying to get done. At the end of using words and tweets, attacked months on Earth working to help come to loathe about establishment the day, my job is to represent the John McCain with lies. This vets even though he was dying of Republicans. By attacking people of Florida and serve the slander was against a man who a brain tumor. The bill is named McCain, the president is stoking country. And I don’t know why has been buried since last August after three veterans who served his supporters’ rawest emotion and any of this furthers that objective and no longer able to defend his in Congress and called “The John suspicions about the GOP’s political for me or anybody else out there.” good name. S. McCain III, Daniel K. Akaka, elite.” What is it about John that And that’s the point – what Trump said at a rally at a tank and Samuel R. Johnson Bill.” a portion of your party so loathes POTUS is doing does not serve factory in Ohio, “McCain didn’t Congress approved the John McCain that they cheer this? the country and does not further get the job done for our great expansion in May last year and Senator Rubio answered, “John any objective except to stir up vets. The vets were on my side Trump signed the legislation in McCain’s not here to defend hate aimed at a dead man. because I got the job done. I got June of 2018. I repeat – POTUS himself, so that first and foremost Choice, and I got accountability SIGNED THE LEGISLATURE. is a reason not to use him. Second Joe Harrington ... For many decades, they HE DID NOT WRITE IT. This of all, I don’t get it. I don’t Is an internationally published author and documentary couldn’t get it done. It was never legislature involved helping understand it. I didn’t agree with filmmaker. He can be reached with a comment or done. I got it. Five months ago, veterans has the lead author’s John McCain on everything, so criticism at [email protected] I got it done.” name – John McCain - on the what? I honored and I respected Artwork by Bob Crabb. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 6 9 14 ARE YOU READY?...... for those fabulous, unique pizzas that only Encuentros can prepare? Well, your wait is over! Encuentros is open once again! Check out its beautiful new location at 124 Berlin, between Los Bambinos take their shows to another level at Bambinos Hamburgo and Aldanaca Streets in Versalles. Tel.: 222-2598. Trattoria, with upbeat live music and brotherly banter. During thirteen Only serving dinner for the time being, from 4 to 11 p.m. years producing shows in PV, Los Bambinos’ musical productions “wow” and enchant listeners. Their music has become synonymous with Puerto Vallarta’s friendly and warm community, literally transporting fans to another era, captured succinctly through their music. Now, food and drink allow an even more complete concert experience, as the flavors and colors of the exquisite meal bring the music to life for happy fans, as they enjoy a great quality dinner. Come find out why the group was voted Best Musicians in Puerto Vallarta in the 2018 Readers Choice awards. This week, Los Bambinos present an especially great Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday night show. Do not miss the chance to catch them on their last shows of the season. Los Bambinos concerts this week: TUESDAY night 8 p.m. | The Beatles keep the good times rolling. As always, the brothers add their unique spin on the international rock selections, setting the well-loved songs into the Mexican musical landscape… for an exciting and upbeat show. THURSDAY Night 8 p.m. | Legends of Rock and Roll - Come enjoy the Romantic Zone ambiance as you dine, drink, dance to lively tunes that will transport you to another era as Los Bambinos highlight epic legends of rock and roll. SATURDAY night 8 p.m. | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons light up the stage! This dynamic show beautifully demonstrates the brother’s unique and powerful voices as they pay homage to a musical icon. Expect a fun and touching evening. More ways to celebrate life at Bambinos Trattoria! Is it time to celebrate your birthday? Looking for a place to spend a great evening with friends and family? Come celebrate your birthday with Los Bambinos bringing along three or more people and the birthday boy or girls will enjoy our exquisite Italian 3-course dinner of the night for FREE! Los Bambinos began performing in the Puerto Vallarta Romantic Zone in 2004. Their Dinner-Show performances at Bambinos Trattoria are a perfect way to enjoy the tradition of music in Puerto Vallarta. Delicious and authentic Italian (www.bambinostrattoria.com) is served Monday through Saturday from 3 to 11 p.m. Please reserve early, as seating is limited. Find Bambinos Trattoria on Facebook @ losbambinostrattoria and unbiased reviews on Trip Advisor. Bambinos Trattoria is located at 314 Aguacate, corner of Carranza street in the Romantic Zone on the south side of town. Bring your friends and family and reserve your table early for the best seat in the house. Seating for each show begins at 6 p.m. and shows start at 8 p.m. Visa and Mastercard accepted. Information and tickets at www. losbambinosmusic.com or call for a reservation 222-4357. English spoken. Don’t miss these must-see shows! Map) on Central number (See location 28 15 Award-winning entertainer, singer & contemporary & classic voices: Adele, voice impressionist Jimmy James returns Cher, Barbra Streisand, Elvis, Billie for a second Puerto Vallarta appearance at Holiday, Lana Del Ray, Judy Garland, Liza The Palm, performing ALL LIVE uncanny Minnelli, Patsy Cline, Bette Davis, Eartha show-stopping voice impressions as well as Kitt, Mae West, and more… his global hit ‘FASHIONISTA’. For those The talented Mr. Jimmy James… who have already seen his show back in catch him if you can! HEARING IS December, Jimmy has reworked the show, BELIEVING! Rich Little’s endorsement: making it completely different. “Jimmy is absolutely amazing. I know Guests who have seen both shows are what it takes to perfect an impression, and delighted of the changes, allowing a broader his are excellent. He has definitely done his view of his talent. homework… Hailing from New York City and Los I was very happy to give him my own Angeles, James will take audiences standing ovation.” Only 2 more chances to on an amazing vocal journey of both see Jimmy James.

David Hernandez gained national attention with his powerful voice and affable personality as an American Idol finalist. He began acting and singing at age six, starring in musicals and performing with various theatre companies throughout Arizona. As a teenager, David began writing original music and recording his material. A Phoenix native, Hernandez recently moved to Hollywood where he is writing new songs, working in the recording studio producing his newest music, and pursuing his passion for acting. He has already completed his first feature film as the lead in the movie Synthetic Truth. In addition to American Idol, David has showcased his talents on The Ellen Show, The Today Show, MTV’s TRL, EXTRA, Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, Teen Choice Awards, TV Guides’ Sexiest Stars 2008, Idol Tonight, Idol Gives Back and FOX-TV. A once-in-a-lifetime invitation came to David when he was asked to sing at the Inaugural Kick-Off Celebration ball for President Barack Obama. He was honored to share the stage with During holiday season 2008 and 2009, David traveled Jamie Foxx, John Legend and Maroon 5, along with event hosts throughout the US, singing for over 250,000 fans, as the star of a Jessica Alba and legendary TV producer, Norman Lear. 24-city tour entitled Idols at Christmas. Scottsdale, Arizona’s most exclusive restaurant/show club, Las Vegas was home for David over the July 4th weekend Barcelona, was David’s performance home for nearly a year, 2009, where he headlined three sold-out shows in the showroom performing three nights a week with his band, Generation. Featured at the South Point Casino in Las Vegas. Vegas called again when several times on FOX-TV, David’s high energy stage presence and he was asked to be the featured performer in a major Las Vegas flawless vocal delivery kept the club packed every night. Casino’s showroom for their 2010 New Year’s Eve Show. 16 David recently starred in the national she was just five years old in Modesto, She now writes for TV networks, such & international tour of Ballroom With A California, singing in local theatre. She as OWN, and also writes music for movie Twist, which is a spin-off of TV’s hit show, also studied classical piano for 15 years. trailer catalogs for BMG and Universal Dancing with the Stars. It’s directed and All through her life, Effie has been on a Music. choreographed by Dancing with the Stars’ stage in some way or another, whether Her most recent adventure was ABC’s own Louis van Amstel. This show was a it was a local production of a musical, a first season of the American Idol revival. non-stop music and dance extravaganza. school talent show, or a piano concert. In 2018, Effie was a semi-finalist, placing And if that wasn’t enough to keep him busy, When she was 11 years old, Effie’s life in the top 20. The experience has led her he also performed in Motown Memories, led her in an even more classical direction, to many wonderful opportunities and she Jersey Rocks and the Celebrate Motown studying opera for 12 years, and attending is constantly grateful for everything that tour. David just released his debut video California State University Fullerton for has happened since appearing on the show. (and single) for the song “Beautiful”. Opera Theatre. She was dissatisfied with She was well known as “The Underdog” The video was directed by Printz Board that direction, however, and began to take and was recognized and praised for her (producer of the Black Eyed Peas). a heavier interest in writing music. Within piercing vocals and wide range; even David counts Stevie Wonder, Ne-yo, her first year of college, she decided she more so for her tattoos, hair, and dresses. Donnie Hathaway, Alicia Keys, Luther wanted to pursue being a songwriter Effie is currently working on her first Vandross, Michael Jackson and David full time. With over 350 original songs solo album, expecting it to be out mid- Foster among his musical influences. under her belt, she is proud to say she has April. When she is not writing, she Effie Passero is no stranger to the successfully honed in on her craft over the works for a popular Youtube channel spotlight. Her musical career began when past 10 years. “Badanamu” singing children’s music.

Miss Conception has once again proven Kim Kuzma that she not only belongs on the stage but also in Puerto Vallarta. As a second home for Kevin Levesque, PV audiences are fortunate to have entire seasons to enjoy his quick-change live singing and comedy shows. However, time is running out for the 2018/19 season. With only 6 shows left, now is the time to make the move. Her latest masterpiece, “TV Land” takes Piel Canela has entertained Puerto Vallarta you on a journey through nostalgic and audiences for an entire season. The accolades and current television shows, from the mind of standing ovations were a welcome side effect of this “female delusionist”. these high energy performances. Led by Fernando You’ll meet the Golden Girls, Morticia It’s been a very successful year for Kim Gonzalez, this band has quickly become a Adams, Karen from “Will & Grace” and Kuzma. Not only has she maintained her household name in Puerto Vallarta and is respected you’ll be amazed at how she can bring regular performances on Tuesday night, she by colleagues in the PV music scene. This makes cartoon characters to life. has also ventured into the business world it easy for the band to invite numerous local artists Hurry up and get your tickets, this show with “Big Blu Expeditions”. Kim resumes to join them on stage. Coming up on April 5, sells really fast, and once the season is her regular show “Dancing Queen” Piel Canela welcomes Cheko Ruiz along with over, this show is gone. where our blond diva creates an Abba/ members of his band to collaborate on stage. This Cher musical wonderland. Fresh new will certainly be a performance worth seeing. The arrangements and covers have been well spectrum of music styles currently on the band’s received, and audiences have been known roster is everything from Ricky Martin to Gypsy to come and see the show a second time. Kings, but you can also expect new arrangements Kim Kuzma includes the talents of Nate in the style of Jazz and Blues. There is nothing Buccieri, Eduardo Leon, and Alex Menna this band cannot do and as each week passes, the Torres. The happiness on the faces of the level of skill and brotherhood are clearly admired audience makes this a must see in Puerto by onlookers. The band also continues its regular Vallarta. Again, our season ends very soon, run on Sundays, including March 31 @ 7 p.m. so it’s best to hurry. Only a few shows left, don’t miss out. Continues on next page... 17 Continues from last page... Our resident pianist returns yet again The Palm Cabaret after a week hiatus on a cruise ship. He would like to thank Victor returns with his popular show “I Heart DiMercurio for his undying 80’s”, a sugary and comedic collection of love and dedication to the toe-tapping hits from what many call the Palm this season. Victor best music decade ever. Nate Buccieri, has volunteered all season, a.k.a. #NateOnTheKeys puts on a fast helping patrons to their pace, audience participation, music seats. He is part of what journey that not only conjures up fond makes the Palm so special, memories but quite a few laughs as well. and he will always be part Nate is very comfortable in donning a of the family. We look few wigs and costume to create the mood forward to seeing you next of the song at hand. Nate is an incredible season Victor. We love you. piano player, probably one of the best in With a little over a month PV, and his creativity knows no bounds. left to go, now is the time Nate also has only a few shows left, so to experience some of the get on up to the box office. best entertainment this town has to offer. Our box office personnel will For a special one-afternoon performance, T. R. McCoy productions present medium Kennedy Morgan with be happy to answer any of st “Knocking On Heaven’s Door”. This premiere performance happens on April 1 (really!) at 3 p.m. and is complimentary. your questions. Stop by, Kennedy will demonstrate special connections with your loved ones in Spirit. Witness the amazing messages that say hello, and check out our bring healing, comfort, guidance, and love to those in the audience. This could be a precursor to more performances updated venue. next season. Come and be the first to witness this incredible appointment at the Palm Cabaret & Bar.

The Palm Cabaret and Bar is located at 508 Olas Altas in the heart of the Puerto Vallarta Romantic Zone. Tickets to all shows can be purchased at the venue’s box office, which opens daily at 10 a.m., or online at ThePalmCabaret.com For more information, call 222-0200, or follow The Palm Cabaret and Bar PVR on Facebook. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 7 18 Hartman) among numerous others. A NYC Bistro-award winner, Kathy has opened for Maureen McGovern, as well as sharing a mic in Mykonos with Queen Latifah. Performances begin April 5 at 7:30 p.m. The UK’s Cousin Alice’s unique singing and playing And Cabaret’s Kathy are gritty, heartfelt and sweet, delivered with humor and a captivating personality. She seduces audiences with her ‘Babe’ Robinson smokey voice and antique banjo-ukulele playing, whether it be a large music venue or intimate cabaret club. Cousin and UK’s Cousin Alice Alice is a magnetic, talented singer/songwriter and performs to appear at Incanto a collection of jazz standards, pop, nostalgia, blues, and originals, including ‘Kukerichoo’, a number one hit in Legendary music producer, David Foster said, “Enrique South Korea. Based in London, she draws on a rich infusion has a very sweet but powerful voice”, when describing of Maori, Polynesian, Caribbean and Calypso culture. popular vocalist Enrique de Allende, crooner extraordinaire, Performances begin April 7 at 8 p.m., accompanied by award- who will sing many of your favorites by Frank Sinatra, winning pianist Mark Hartman. Elvis, Andrea Bocelli, Michael Bublé, and many more when Vallarta Vocalista Ensemble presents a diverse mix of he makes his debut performance at Incanto on two nights songs from the ‘Great American Songbook’ as well as only, March 30 at 7 p.m. and April 6 at 8 p.m.. He will be some traditional Mexican songs. Emmy Award-nominated accompanied by award-winning Mark Hartman at the piano. vocalist/percussionist, Patsy Meyer, will accompany the Visit Incanto’s website for more detailed information and group beginning March 28 at 7 p.m. Patsy will also appear online tickets. Early reservations are recommended. in her own show with Mark Hartman in the piano bar for one Tenor Alejandro Peña was recently discovered when he night only, April 12 at 7:30 p.m. performed at several popular local venues including Incanto Incanto and Democrats Abroad Forum have added and Julie Guerrero’s No Way Jose! restaurant, where he additional screenings of recent select Oscar-winning films. mesmerized audiences with his stunning operatic vocals. All shown in the comfortable theatre on a big screen with He will present an evening featuring well-loved arias and state of the art sound. Visit Incanto’s website for more contemporary hits accompanied by Mark Hartman at the information. All showings 3 p.m. piano. One night only, April 2 at 7 p.m. Extended again through April, Naked Boys Singing! is a Award-winning veteran cabaret star, Kathy ‘Babe’ fun, sassy enduring musical comedy now celebrating twenty- Robinson, appears in Incanto’s cozy piano bar for a limited years off-Broadway. It stars six young local Latino actors run accompanied my MAC award-winning pianist and Music who sing and dance their way into your heart, all while Director, Mark Hartman. ‘Babe’, as she is well-known as on completely nude! Directed by original conceiver/director stage, earned her chops in the NYC cabaret scene over the Robert Schrock, this very popular show has grabbed Vallarta past twenty-years with sold-out appearances in well-known by the tail with countless full-houses, standing ovations, and nightspots including The Rrazz Room (w/ Michael Ferreri), numerous well-deserved accolades. Presented in English, Bob Egan’s Supper Club, and The Celebrity Room (w/ Mark now playing through April 27.

Hours: 9 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. daily. Breakfast served 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Lunch served 12 to 11 p.m. Casual evening dining is available 4 to 11 p.m. Happy Hour features 2x1 house cocktails and beer 4 to 6 p.m. 2x1 show tickets to select shows 4 to 5 p.m. daily. For more information and online tickets visit Incanto’s website www.IncantoVallarta.com Contact them at [email protected] or call 223-9756. Located at 109 Insurgentes (by the Rio Cuale). 19 In fine art, a portrait can be a sculpture, a civilizations, like those of Egypt, Greece and painting, a form of photography or any other Rome, and Byzantium, portraiture was mainly representation of a person, in which the face is a public art form, or a type of funerary art for the main theme. Traditional easel-type portraits gods, emperors, kings, and popes. Portraits were usually depict the sitter head-and-shoulders, half- executed as sculpture in bronze, marble or other length, or full-body. There are several varieties stone, or as panel paintings or mural frescoes. of portraits, including: the traditional portrait Although private artworks - typically for royal of an individual, a group portrait, or a self- families - were commissioned during the Sumerian, portrait. In most cases, the picture is specially Egyptian, and Greek era, most ancient portraiture composed in order to portray the character was public art, designed to decorate public areas and and unique attributes of the subject. Among reflect the morals and religious values of the day. Western Art’s great exponents of portraiture are Portraiture greatly expanded as a genre during the Old Masters of the Renaissance such as the the 18th and 19th centuries. This was due to Florentines Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519), several factors, including: the universal use of Michelangelo (1475-1564), and Bronzino oils and canvas; the increase in commerce which (1503-72), the Tuscan Raphael (1483-1520), and in turn created a large group of wealthy middle- the Venetian Titian (1487-1576). North of the class businessmen and landowners; and the use Alps, there was Jan van Eyck (1390-1441), the of portraiture as a way of making a permanent founder of Flemish painting from Bruges, and visual record of individuals and families. In any the German portraitists Lucas Cranach the Elder event, there was a significant growth in portrait (1472-1553) and Hans Holbein the Younger art during this period, which was only halted with (1497-1543). Later exponents included the the introduction of the camera in the 20th century. immortal Dutchman Rembrandt (1606-69) and The largest collection of portraiture can be seen the Baroque painter Anthony Van Dyck (1599- in the National Portrait Gallery (London), which 1641), the Spanish court painter Velazquez has some 200,000 examples. Galleria Dante (1599-1660), and the Englishman Thomas represents more than 50 artists who depict in Gainsborough (1727-88). Modern portraiture some form portrait painting. This last show is exemplified by Theodore Gericault, Edouard of our season will consist of a combination of Manet; Paul Cezanne, Vincent Van Gogh, John our many talented artists. They range from Singer Sargent, Paul Gaugin, Pablo Picasso, abstract, realism, surrealism, Impressionism, William Orpen, Amedeo Modigliani, Otto expressionism, fantasy - from modern to old Dix, Graham Sutherland, Lucien Freud, Chuck masters. It is a great way to end the season. Close, and Frank Auerbach. Thank you for another great season - we will Portrait painting can be considered as be open all summer, but this is our last Friday public or private art. In ancient Mediterranean evening till November 2019. (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 22 20 The 7 Arts

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The Boutique Community Theatre is upstairs at Nacho Daddy, 287 Basilio Badillo. All tickets are available online (www.btpv.org) or at the box office, ONE HOUR prior to every performance. For more details, please visit the events section of our Facebook page: www.theboutiquepv.com Info: 322-728-6878 Paco Ojeda

Harvey, the popular 1944 FRIDAY, MARCH 29 Pulitzer Prize winning play about ● 5 p.m. Dinner • 6 p.m. Show: Sol Rose an affable man and his unseen Sings Sammy Davis, Jr., starring Sol Rose (and presumably imaginary) friend Local restaurateur/singer Sol Rose presents a 60s style Harvey - a six-foot, three-and-one- variety show the musical legacy of American singer, half-inch tall - is coming to The musician, dancer, actor, vaudevillian and comedian Boutique Community Theatre this Sammy Davis, Jr. month. The production, supervised by Karrie Sebryk, opens Friday, April 5, for a nine-performance run. Edson, a small town in west central SATURDAY, MARCH 30 Written by American playwright Alberta,” she explains. “When I ● 5 p.m. Dinner • 6 p.m. Show: Sol Rose Mary Chase, Harvey tells the story was a child, my father built a pen Sings Sammy Davis, Jr., starring Sol Rose of Elwood P. Dowd, who insists on and filled it with rabbits for my Local restaurateur/singer Sol Rose presents a 60s style including his friend Harvey in all of sister and I to enjoy as playmates. It variety show the musical legacy of American singer, his sister Veta’s social gatherings. was a joyous time in my life.” musician, dancer, actor, vaudevillian and comedian Trouble is, Harvey is an imaginary Karrie’s first encounter with Sammy Davis, Jr. six-and-a-half-foot-tall rabbit. To Harvey was through a college avoid future embarrassment for production during her freshman SUNDAY, MARCH 31 her family - and especially for her year. “I was involved as costume ● 5 p.m. Screening: Dinner and a Movie presents Mary daughter, Myrtle Mae - Veta decides manager,” she recalls. “I knew and Max (2009), hosted by Paco Ojeda. to have Elwood committed to a then I would be involved in theatre Mary and Max recounts the decades-long pen-pal sanitarium. At the sanitarium, a for the rest of my life.” Since then, relationship between Mary Dinkle, a chubby, lonely frantic Veta explains to the staff that she’s had the opportunity to direct her years of living with Elwood’s the play on several occasions and 8-year-old living in the suburbs of Melbourne, Australia; hallucination have caused her to is now excited to bring it to The and Max Horovitz, a severely obese, 44-year-old Jewish see Harvey also, and so the doctors Boutique stage. “I haven’t had man with Asperger’s syndrome living in the chaos of New mistakenly commit her instead of the experience to collaborate with York City. With a 15-minute introduction by Paco Ojeda. her mild-mannered brother. The most of the cast, so this has been a truth comes out, however, but it wonderful journey of bringing out MONDAY, APRIL 1 seems that Elwood and his invisible the best from each and every one of ● 5 p.m. Dinner • 6 p.m. Show: I’m Playing Me! A companion have had a strange them. They have to know who they Modern ‘Broad-ville’ Cabaret, starring Kami Desilets influence on more than a few people! are and why they are choosing to do Meet triple-threat performer Kami Desilets while she Only at the end does Veta realize what they are doing.” performs some of your favourite broadway characters; that maybe Harvey isn’t so bad after Harvey opens Friday, April 5 at 6 some characters you forgot about, and some characters all. Harvey premiered on Broadway p.m., with additional performances you’ll meet for the first time. on November 1, 1944, at the 48th on April 6, 12, 13, 19 & 20 at 6 Street Theatre and closed on January p.m., and on April 7, 14 & 21 at THURSDAY, APRIL 4 15, 1949, after 1,775 performances. 2 p.m. Evening performances Since then, it become one of the include a dinner option at 5 p.m. ● 5 p.m. Dinner • 6 p.m. Show: I’m Playing Me! A most successful and popular plays, Cast members include Stan Allen, Modern ‘Broad-ville’ Cabaret, starring Kami Desilets with several adaptations for film and Alice Averett, Thomas Carroll, Meet triple-threat performer Kami Desilets while she television, most notably the 1950 Lydia Damato, Carlo Gagliano, Cat performs some of your favourite broadway characters; film version starring James Stewart. Meders, Miana Melendez, Brandon some characters you forgot about, and some characters Karrie has a life-long history with Miller, Jon Scott and Frank Harrison you’ll meet for the first time. rabbits. “Our family grew up in as Elwood P. Dowd.

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As the “winter” season in Puerto Vallarta starts Act II is the “#1 Entertainment Venue” ~ TripAdvisor to wind down, Act II is still sizzling with top- “Best Performing Arts Venue” ~ Vallarta Tribune! notch shows! In fact, many of their shows will continue through April and May! Act II is THE PLACE to go when you are in Puerto Many of our shows Vallarta! It boasts a full slate of performers, sell out, so check the with multiple shows every night to choose schedule below and get from! Featuring fabulous stage plays and your tickets now so that Broadway musicals, as well as live cabaret and you don’t miss out! drag shows, Act II brings to you the “BEST OF THE BEST” performers in the Banderas Bay! Tickets are available today at act2pv.com TripAdvisor ranks Act II #1 in and at our “Entertainment Venues!” box office! #1 in Shows and Concerts! #2 of Best of Vallarta “Things to Do!” A big thank you to so many of you who have written TripAdvisor reviews on our shows! We couldn’t have done this without The most popular musical ever presented you! Also, it’s not too late to write a review in Puerto Vallarta, returns in May, of YOUR favorite show, too! Just go to just in time for Pride Week! www.tripadvisor.com.

Be sure and check this week’s schedule. Many of our shows sell out, When Act II conducted a poll recently so get your tickets now at act2pv.com! to find out what show its patrons would most like to see again, the #1 answer was AVENUE Q! Well, you asked for it, and Act II listened! Act II is bringing back its most popular musical EVER to the Main Little Shop of Horrors, PV’s #1 musical Stage! The cast, including many of the Chicago, a NuName Production original cast members, is already hard at Nunsense, Amen, a musical comedy work and is excited to be a part of this featuring 5 men as nuns blockbuster musical! I’ve Got Rhythm, a Gershwin music revue Ticket now online act2pv.com

26 This Week’s Shows at Act II:

FRIDAY, MARCH 29 5:00 - (FINAL SHOW!) “Walk Like a Man,” starring Canadian Idol Finalist and PV’s #1 Show Man, Paul Fracassi... Frankie Valli reincarnated! 7:30 - Diana Villamonte - “I Will Always Love You,” a Whitney Houston Tribute 9:30 - Hedda Lettuce, starring in “Gringa in Paradise”

SATURDAY, MARCH 30 5:00 - “Twist & Shout,” song, dance and schtick, celebrating music of the 50s and 60s (#1 Main Stage Musical in the past 6 seasons) 7:00 - Chicago, a NuName Production - get your tickets now! A Cult Musical/Horror Comedy Sells out every week! Extended thru April 25th, by popular demand… 7:30 - (FINAL SHOW!) “Naked Drag Queens Singing,” starring “The Mondays & Thursdays - 7 p.m. Kinsey Sicks” America’s favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet 9:30 - Mama Tits, starring in “Triple D” One of Off-Broadway’s most popular cult musicals, Little Shop of Horrors is the hilarious tale of a down-and-out Skid Row floral assistant, SUNDAY, MARCH 31 the girl he loved, and a strange new, man-eating plant threatening to 7:00 - Nunsense, Amen! tear their world apart. This cult classic was one of the longest-running 7:30 - “Best of ABBA & Elton,” starring Us Two and their LIVE BAND Off-Broadway shows and has become a household name thanks to a 9:30 - “Dueling Drag Divas” starring Emmy Award-winner, highly successful film version and a fantastic musical score! For the Chi Chi Rones, and JoAnna past 30 years, people just can’t get the catchy music out of their heads! Directed by Alfonso López, the uber-talented director of “Rocky

Horror” last year, this beloved horror/comedy/rock/musical is MONDAY, APRIL 1 another first-class production at Act II and brings back the sounds and 7:00 - Little Shop of Horrors ambiance of the rock ‘n’ roll era. It stars many of your favorite Act II (Back by popular demand every Monday & Thursday!) actors, plus some wonderful new faces, including Maria Rose, Joey 7:30 - Diana Villamonte, starring in “More Motown & Beyond” Martinez, Alex McLauchlan, Andrew Sands, Shawn Morgan, Eli 9:30 - Mama Tits starring in “Triple D” Estrada, Sasha del Oceano, and Ximena Peña Esparza. It also features the return of Act II Managing Partner, Danny TUESDAY, APRIL 2 Mininni, to the stage, with his portrayal of the crotchety and hilarious 7:00 - “I’ve Got Rhythm,” a musical revue of the music “Mr. Mushnik.” With its delightful cast and toe-tapping music, Little of the Gershwin Brothers Shop of Horrors is a must-see this season! 7:30 - (NEW TIME!) Hedda Lettuce starring in “Hedda Sings the Blues” TripAdvisor êêêêê 9:30 - Sutton Lee Seymour, starring in “Dragflix” “Very good entertainment! The actors were very talented, the singing was very good and they did an excellent job with the stage and sets… WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 The theater is small and very comfortable and offers an intimate 7:30 - Us Two – 1st Wednesday - “Oldies, Volume 1, setting. They will serve drinks while during the performance. I highly music from the 80’s and 90’s!” recommend going.” ~ fossr50 9:30 - “Dueling Drag Divas,” starring Emmy Award-winner, “Fantastic, fun and magical. A intimate venue with a very talented Chi Chi Rones, and JoAnna cast. Highly entertaining. I highly recommend going to see this.” - Scott R THURSDAY, APRIL 5 “ACT II has done it again! Surpassed themselves. WOW! what a 7:00 - Little Shop of Horrors Terrific Show!” - afield2015 Milwaukee, Wisconsin (Back by popular demand every Monday & Thursday!) 9:30 - Sutton Lee Seymour, starring in “Dragflix” “Best show ever in Puerto Vallarta. A must see, amazing talent and set design. Would love to see it again.”- Michelle S FRIDAY, APRIL 6 “I didn’t expect the level of professionalism on display, from the sets, 7:30 - Diana Villamonte - “I Will Always Love You,” acting, singing to the choreography. ACT ll May be a small venue but a Whitney Houston Tribute they definitely put on big shows. Yes it may be a cliche but run don’t 9:30 - Hedda Lettuce, starring in “Gringa in Paradise” walk and get tickets for this musical... As a plus they have a great patio to enjoy a drink prior to the show.” - rickdj5364YT 27 A Celebration of the Music of Gershwin - All the songs you never knew you knew! (**Opened to standing ovations and incredible reviews and continues to sell out every week!) Every Tuesday - 7 p.m. (Extended by popular demand through April 9!) (From the same team that brought you “Some Enchanted Evening,” the HIT musical revue from last season. Starring 6 of the best singers in Puerto Vallarta….)

Music and Dance from the 50’s and 60’s Every Saturday - 5 p.m. (Extended through May by popular demand!)

Act II is pleased to announce a brand new 50’s and 60’s show, “Twist and Shout,” featuring musical hits from the 50’s and 60’s! The dynamic duo, Pedro Islas and Faride Talamás perform many of the songs that you love…. I Wanna Be Loved By You, Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You, Be My Baby, Lollipop, I Only Want to Be TripAdvisor ★★★★★ Summertime, I Got Rhythm, Nice Work If You With You, Twist and Shout... Can Get It, S’Wonderful, Embraceable You, “I love Act II! On my recent trip to Puerto and more! Someone to Watch Over Me, The Man I Love, Vallarta a friend told me about the shows there. This show has a unique Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off, Strike Up the I went to the Gershwin review called “I Got format and is full of singing, Band, Blah, Blah, Blah, Fascinating Rhythm, Rhythm,” and it was fabulous! The singing, the comedy, and DANCING to Delishious, Soon, Treat Me Rough, The Man dancing, and the energy was incredible. We were the rhythms that changed the that Got Away, and many more! all singing along to all the songs we knew. I had world! George Gershwin (1898-1937) was one of so much fun that night that I decided to go again. TripAdvisor êêêêê America’s most influential music composers This time I saw “Chicago.” What a marvelous and pianists who worked in both classical and show!...”~ dancerjane “Twist and Shout popular styles. Most of his songs were written was amazing! ”...A show not to be missed!” - Tom Bernes to words written by his brother, Ira Gershwin. Visiting Puerto Vallarta I Some of his most well-known works are “... the cast members … made me a believer.” had the great decision to come Rhapsody in Blue, An American in Paris and - Ed Gill into a beautiful cabaret with Porgy and Bess, which is considered to be one one of the most amazing shows “...I stood and clapped in appreciation of the most important American operas of the I ever have seen there, Twist th when the show was over, as did most of the 20 century. and Shout. audience.” - Ed Gill I Got Rhythm features beautiful harmonies, The two singers are great duets, solos, and mini vignettes of song and “...another successful opening... well worth actors, they are full of energy, dance. Each song sparkles with pure Americana waiting for!”- Mary Zack great voices and amazing from the 20’s and 30’s. Come and take a dancing. For sure if you are “...Go see the Gershwin show at Act II. They step back in time as you enjoy this art-deco visiting Vallarta you can’t miss have come up with another winner!” - Sharon themed show starring Act II partner, Alfonso this amazing show, it’s like a Baughman White López, along with MaryJo Nelson, Sasha del time travel to a funny and full Océano, Marsha Ward Ross, Alberto Ponce, “... This show has proven to be the “sleeper hit” of emotions night! Totally a and Andrew Sands. of the season! What a fun one!” ~H. J. Ross MUST! ~Bryan O

28 A NuName Production Directed by Edoardo Rocha Every Saturday - 7 p.m. (Extended through April 20, by popular demand!) and Marsha Ward Ross! The iconic American musical, This spectacular musical is as Chicago, features music by addictive as gossip rags, and as John Kander, lyrics by Fred unforgettable as any trial of the Ebb, and a book by Ebb and century. John Fosse. When it debuted on It is the one show you can Broadway back in the 1970’s, always count on to give you the Chicago became a classic and won thrills and memories that only 6 Tony Awards! The Broadway come from seeing a Broadway revival in 1996 now holds the musical. It is an unforgettable record as the longest-running journey into the crime and musical revival and the longest- corruption of the 1920’s. running American musical in TripAdvisor êêêêê This year’s FUNNIEST MUSICAL... BAR NUN! (Pun intended!) Broadway history! This NuName Every Sunday - 7 p.m. (Extended thru April 14, by popular demand) Production is absolutely amazing! “Chicago! was amazing. It features 12 dancers, along with An extremely high quality Nunsense, A-Men! is a take-off on the 2nd longest-running stage favorites, Michael Gibney, performance. The actors were Off-Broadway smash hit, Nunsense, only second to Little Shop MaryJo Nelson, Maria Rose, brilliant and the costumes were of Horrors! But here in Puerto Vallarta, all of the characters are Edoardo Rocha, Joan Houston, perfect. A must see!” ~ emsegue MALE musical comedy performers! Act II’s “sacrilegious” version of Nunsense, A-Men! features uproarious horseplay and side-splitting jokes that are performed by Bert Ramirez, Shawn Morgan, José Jasso, Roberto Gomez, and Al Carswell. Check out their video, #sheNUNigans, to see them parasailing, racing down the Malecon on Segways and experimenting with tequila... All in full habits! The Act II nuns are always up to something new and irreverent! Directed by Alfonso López and choreographed by Steven Retchless, Nunsense, A-Men! is the kind of show that picks you up and shakes you around and makes you want to dance. What more could you want from a musical than passion and laughter and fun? This is a show not to be missed at Act II Stages! TripAdvisor êêêêê “It just keeps getting better! On this trip my husband and I attended 3 shows...Nunsense, Diana Villamonte and Little Shop of Horrors. All were very different and wonderful! I am happy to see that they are expanding the number and types of shows while continuing to bring PV quality live entertainment. The service is excellent and the setting fun. Go early and listen to the music in the bar. And yes, it is for everyone...please don’t feel it is only a gay venue...don’t miss it!” - Connie, Long Beach “I loved it!! My friends loved it. Mother Superior was spot on funny when she gets stoned and moved the production along from scene to scene. The whole cast was great, harmonies were delightful, great voices and endearing characters. I’d see it again!” - Cherrydelo1776

29 Diana Villamonte - HEDDA LETTUCE - Winner, A Musical Tribute to Whitney Funniest Drag Show 2017 - 2018 Houston featuring PV’s #1 Star, Featuring Hedda Lettuce’s Diana Villamonte. Diana Returns to smorgasboard of live comedy, Act II after winning FIRST RUNNER songs, and stand-up improvisations UP in the Voice of Mexico! Every Thursday & Friday - 9:30 p.m. (WARNING!! All of Diana (Extended through May 24) Villamonte’s shows sell out well in Every Tuesday - 5 p.m. Diana Villamonte in “More advance! Get your tickets now!) Motown & Beyond” is the #1 show Starring Puerto Vallarta and Every Friday - 7:30 p.m. in Puerto Vallarta! This tiny little New York City favorite, (Through May 24) gal with the powerhouse voice

SUTTON LEE SEYMOUR! This year, Act II is thrilled to and infectious personality pays Every Tuesday - 9:30 p.m. announce that Diana, along with respect to the great ladies (and a (Extended through April 18) director Alfonso López, has created few of the boys) of Motown (and Every Thursday - 5 p.m. yet ANOTHER sensational hit show, beyond), with a special tribute to “I Will Always Love You,” a musical Hedda Lettuce, the six-time Drag Aretha Franklin, as well as Diana NYC (and PV’s) drag darling, tribute to Whitney Houston! Diana, Queen of the Year Award-winner Ross, Shirley Bassey, Whitney Sutton Lee Seymour, stars in with her powerhouse voice and (HX magazine) and the legendary Houston, Anita Ward, Etta James, DRAGFLIX, a new comedy infectious personality, is the perfect “green goddess” of drag, is excited Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin spoofing your favorite TV shows, singer to take on the iconic Whitney to return to Puerto Vallarta for her and Donna Summer. Her passion movies, and musicals with parodies (her lifelong inspiration). The fourth “sold out” season! Her and commitment to her music, as of GAME OF THRONES, THE highlight of Diana’s show last year show, this year, is a loving send- well as her rich, belting notes and HANDMAID’S TALE, HARRY was when she previewed some of up to her favorite town…. Puerto electrifying top register will bring POTTER, and more! her Whitney Houston songs, often Vallarta! Hedda will glamorize tears to your eyes. Sutton Lee Seymour, known having most audience members in another season as she dishes out êêêêê as “the Robin Williams of Drag,” TripAdvisor tears. Diana blew the audience away, a tossed salad of improvisational is New York City’s Live Singing and her fans begged for a whole show comedy, sultry songs, and dazzling “Fiercely Talented Singing Comedy Queen of Stage and of Whitney’s songs! gowns. (And it’s entirely fat-free!) Sensation Diana Villamonte Screen, having performed with She will gladly engage you in a night Dazzles in Puerto Vallarta! Just Atlantis Events on their gay cruise of storytelling, bawdy and biting when we thought what dazzled us and resort vacations, and making wit, spontaneous comedy, and live most about Puerto Vallarta was numerous appearances on Bravo (not lip-synched) singing! Her show its lush mountain landscapes, TV’s Watch What Happens Live includes her nationally-acclaimed sparkling blue waters and rich with Andy Cohen! She has toured original comedic music that is art scene…” ~ Boris Betanoff with her shows to sold-out crowds peppered with parodies of old time “Diana is totally ready for in Chicago, Los Angeles, San favorites and startling satire. Hedda Broadway and or the movies. Her Francisco, Washington DC, plus Lettuce is one of New York City’s voice her look and her dancing just other beach “vacation towns” TripAdvisor êêêêê premiere drag queens and keeps the completely paralyzes you. What I like Ogunquit, Rehoboth, and audience screaming with laughter am trying to say is that if you want “Run don’t walk to see both shows! Saugatuck! In New York City, for the entire show! to see the greatest show on earth go Sutton Lee Seymour has become You can then say I saw her when! see Diana.” ~ lorieg2019 the premier “Broadway Queen,” To see this amazing talent in such a hosting and starring in a number of warm and intimate setting will blow weekly shows and cabarets! Keep you away! Both her Motown and Diana Villamonte, Voice of Mexico up with her adventures and travels Beyond and her Tribute to Whitney Star - A Musical tribute to the great Starring Puerto Vallarta’s beloved on Facebook and Instagram by Houston shows are unbelievable! ladies of Motown and Beyond, 6’7” POWERHOUSE, Mama Tits! following @suttonleeseymour. She came in first runner up this featuring Puerto Vallarta’s #1 Every Monday & Saturday 9:30 p.m. year on the Voice of Mexico. I have songstress, Diana Villamonte (Extended through May 27) no doubt she would have won if all (WARNING! #1 Box Office of her US & Canadian fans had - 2 seasons running! All of After her second record-breaking Mexican phones and were able to Diana’s shows sell out well in year as one of the Top Headliners of vote! She will be packing in huge advance. Get your tickets fast!) the illustrious Red Room Cabaret at stadiums soon... so don’t miss this Every Monday - 7:30 p.m. Act II Stages, Mama Tits is thrilled show!!” ~ sgunze (Extended through May 27) to return for her fourth hit season! 30 performance, but these amazing Two, give fans the chance to see a vocalists (and their live band) new show every week! will treat you to an unforgettable Us Two’s Wednesday night show evening of music and an evening to features a different show every remember! week, with a total of four different ABBA and its flamboyant shows per month! costumes and catchy music, is Known for bringing the classics considered to be one of the that you love the most back to life, top musical groups in history, Us Two will feature a “Oldies, having sold over 500 million This year she is back with her st Volume I and Volume II,” because albums! Elton John first became THIS WEEK – 1 Wednesday - raw and witty take on life, sex, how can you fit all of that great famous for his oversize glasses and “Oldies, Volume 1, music from relationships and living your truth. music into one show? Other outrageous outfits, but his enduring the 80’s and 90’s!” Mama Tits weaves her soulful live shows will include “Us Two popularity and incredible talent An acoustic show, featuring Daniel, singing with her stories and comedy Goes Country” and the intimate have earned him five Grammy Noemi & their LIVE BAND! into one big joyride of a show, with a “Unplugged” show. (See website awards, induction into the Rock ‘n Winner - 2017 Best Band Award! strong message of love, emotion and and press releases for weekly genre Roll Hall of Fame, and sales of over Every Wednesday - A New Show! positive reinforcement, (not unlike reminders.) 300 million albums! 7:30 p.m. (Extended through May 22) her trusty underwire bra)! Jazz, But no matter what the genre is, Together, these two acts blues, pop, rock and Broadway Never before has Act II Us Two always brings you music epitomized the soft rock/pop round out this year’s eclectic witnessed such loyalty from fans from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s in the musical sounds that became hugely selection of songs. Check out her who discovered Us Two at Act form of song and dance, rock and popular in the 70’s, and is still loved many reviews on TripAdvisor! II Entertainment! With more roll, fun and games and humor and around the world today. TripAdvisor 5-star reviews than chat, all bundled into a 90-minute any other PV performers, fans have Vegas-style show! been known to attend an UsTwo Every week a different show, this show every week! With that in week… 1st Wednesday - “Oldies, mind that, Act II Producer, Danny Volume 1, music from the 80’s and Mininni, and the members of Us 90’s!”

A musical tribute to ABBA and Elton John, featuring UsTwo Comedy Drag Cabaret, starring and their LIVE BAND JoAnna, and Emmy-Award Winner, Every Sunday - 7:30 p.m. ChiChi Rones (Extended through May 23) Sundays & Wednesdays- 9:30 p.m. (Extended through April 14) UsTwo presents a musical tribute to the timeless music of two The Dueling Drag Divas return unforgettable acts which began to the Red Room with an All- in the 1970’s, ABBA and Elton NEW, 2019 LIVE show! JoAnna John! UsTwo will perform songs (aka Joe Perry) and Emmy Award that you remember, such as Mama Winner, ChiChi Rones, sing Mia, Dancing Queen, Chiquitita, hysterical spoofs of Cher, Tina Sad Song, Candle in the Wind, Turner, Marilyn Monroe, Shirley and Rocket Man, and more. Their Bassey, Amy Winehouse, Janis repertoire changes with each Joplin, Lady Gaga and more!

For more information about our shows, or to order tickets, please go to our website at www.act2pv.com Tickets are also available at our box office which is open daily from 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. The Act II Entertainment Stages complex is located upstairs on the corner of Insurgentes and Basilio Badillo in the Romantic Zone on the South side of Puerto Vallarta. For more information, call 222-1512, or follow Act II on Facebook.

31 On St. Patrick’s Day, an intimate gathering of some 75 fans were treated to a musical romp by an ensemble known as Time 2 Play. This is what happens when two college friends, who performed together back in the day, reconnect in retirement. Put them together with three other musicians and you have a wonderfully entertaining pop-rock-jazz group of friends who just love having fun with music for the enjoyment of others. Their other passion is to provide a venue for other singers or musicians who love the same thing. These programs are called Open Mike nights. If you’re interested in being entertained, or want to join in by signing up for their next event in November, join them at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, April 3rd, in Christ Church by the Sea in the court yard of Plaza Genovesa. Donations at the door will go to support the Escuela de Migrantes. See you there! (See location number on Central Map) on Central number (See location 14 32 Jaqui Karr and-eat-so-pure!”). 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It is often used in to 45%, b) drug abuse or dependence combination with the stimulants at rates ranging from 9% to 30%. mentioned above because it has a As surprising as this may seem, a sequential step by step manner, b) that they would seek out normal calming effect enabling the person to studies have shown that people “drive” ability to accomplish tasks, pleasure levels through intoxication control their thoughts, impulses, and with ADD are: a) “more likely to c) “executive control” or social or thrill seeking behaviors, which sleep disorders. develop a substance abuse problem appropriateness; a loss of this leads to increase the amount of dopamine One man with severe ADD says that at a younger age, b) more likely to blurting out comments, impulsivity, released in the brain. the constant stimuli is so distracting require lifetime substance abuse and distractibility. The ability to that if he didn’t smoke marijuana treatment and c) more likely to logically organize and plan behavior, Increased Norepinephrine: There before he started his day, he wouldn’t develop prolonged substance abuse which enables you to set and achieve is also research supporting the idea be able to drive because he’d be so problems throughout life.” goals is impaired. Considering that another part of the brain called the distracted that he’d have an accident However, the good news is, the possible consequence of one’s “locus coeruleus”, a group of neurons for sure. He not only has justified his “medication treatment of ADD behavior and preventing “runaway” located in the brainstem responsible chronic long-term marijuana use, he reduces the risks of substance abuse emotional responses is a function of for norepinephrine release, may knows that it helps. by 85% amongst teen patients with the frontal lobe. Basically, frontal be firing at an increased rate. This NOTE: Of course, absolutely do ADD.” (John Lee, Editor. “Why lobe impairment affects attention, causes sensory overload; too many NOT advocate the use of marijuana ADD/ADHD Increases the Odds of impulse, time management, task thoughts at once and the inability to or other illicit drugs to self-medicate Addiction – And How to Get Better”, completion, and thinking capacity. sort or filter them and focus. attention deficit (or depression and June 21, 2011: web page: http://www. other mental health issues). here are choosehelp.com/mental-health/why- Dopamine deficiency: There is Self-medicate too many unknown and uncontrolled add-adhd-increases-the-odds-of- very strong evidence which links It is no surprise that undiagnosed factors causing major health risks, addiction-and-what-to-do.html) dopamine receptor deficiency and therefore untreated individuals and unsafe mixtures and dosing, and I am no longer surprised at the (receptor D2) to many behavioral with attention deficit would turn therefore inconstant effects on the number of alcoholic/addicts that I see abnormalities including addiction to cocaine and marijuana to self- brain. (http://psychcentral.com/ in therapy who have an underlying (alcohol/drugs/sex/pathological medicate. The cocaine is a stimulant, lib/2010/adhd-and-marijuana/) undiagnosed, untreated, ADD. It is gambling), food binging, and which causes increased dopamine This is extremely dangerous!! lease so sad to imagine all of the years they attention deficit. What a double release and the marijuana slows seek proper medication treatment. have suffered not only from their whammy! down the rapid firing of thoughts and addiction, but from the frustration Growing up with attention deficit helps concentration. of having something else wrong and then developing addictions It is no wonder that most of Giselle Bellanger that caused them to feel different, all because of the same dopamine the current treatment for ADD RN, LCSW (psychotherapist) is available for worthless, anxious, or depressed. deficiency in the brain!! One research is stimulant-type medications appointments in person, by phone, or by skype webcam. Just imagine how many of the adult study revealed that “52% of cocaine like “Ritalin”, “Adderall”, and Contact info: [email protected] alcoholics and addicts actively using, addicts” and “49% of children with “Concerta”, which increase the Mex cell: 044 (322) 138-9552 or US cell: (312) 914-5203 or walking into a 12-step program, Attention Deficit” had the abnormal or into therapy, are part of that 85% dopamine receptor D2 present. of undiagnosed teens with ADD!! (Sudderth, David & Kandel, Joseph. Think about that! (1997) Adult ADD: The Complete Handbook. New York, NY. Three Brain function impaired Rivers Press. pg 31) Frontal lobe impairment: There Dopamine is the neuro-chemical has been a great deal of research responsible for reward or “feel done revealing that brain function good” sensory response in the brain. of persons with ADD is impaired, Therefore, if dopamine is released in particularly in the frontal lobe. Many lesser amounts in the brains of those of their symptoms are very similar to with ADD/ADHD, causing them people with closed head brain injury. a lessened ability to feel “normal The frontal lobe is responsible for a) pleasure”, then it is completely “sequencing” handle information in understandable and even expected 35 Those of us living in Mexico who as allowable uses through zoning and are from other parts of North America permits. Appraisals are usually done can take the concept of fair market by engineers or appraisers who also value for granted. take into account in their reports the We assume that this measure of comparables or sold prices. Beware value is used in other markets and other Harriet Murray here that an appraiser understands that countries. Actually, it is not common location of properties to each other is outside of the USA or Canada to very relevant, not locations far away commonly have sold market data. In from each other: also, to understand order to have information about sales not to use active mixed with sold. prices and to adjust for differences in Traditional appraisals are to find properties; data needs to be available. demand versus high demand affects FMV from A. Market value, B. If we start out with the objective to price, as well as high inventory versus Replacement Cost, C. Income. have fair market value, where do we low inventory. AMPI is continuing to learn and as consumers normally go? There are 4.- Particular conditions: Bad become more proficient with its Flex no websites as in Canada and the USA publicity about crime or health issues, Multiple Listing System. As AMPI such as Zillow and Trulia offering a can really affect prices. Builders also agents become more knowledgeable and large number of properties for sale as can compete against an individual proficient, FMV will be more refined. well as average sales prices by areas. seller who wants to re-sell his real AMPI is very aware of cultural We cannot check the public records or Controlling prices comes when a few estate within their development. differences, and we understand we see sales prices printed in newspapers. have information to the detriment of 5.- Comparative Market Analysis is are operating in Mexico. AMPI also Until 9 years ago, there was no the many. It is unconscionable when a common way to determine a property understands the individual’s right genuine multiple listing system for a seller or his agent keep market FMV. For it to be a valid CMA, there for privacy, and we calculate solds AMPI agents as a group to collect data information from a buyer and sell must be sufficient information on sold without knowing the names or buyers effectively to advise a buyer or seller them a property 100-200% over its properties and their characteristics, in or sellers. Basic: Harm to all happens on fair market value. Some people FMV. The reverse can be true, an addition to price: condition, location, when information is withheld for the use fair value and market value as incompetent appraisal of value can debt, etc. It amazes me to see benefit of a few. the same, but there is a difference cause a seller to sell for too low. experienced agents use “expired”, ‘’off This article is based upon legal between these two terms. The issue is control. Knowing the the market” and “active” sales prices opinions, current practices and my Fair value is the price at which asset fair market value in a real estate market mixed in a CMA. This is contradictory personal experiences. I recommend exchanged between knowledgeable enables buyer and seller to have control. and misleading information which can that each potential buyer or seller parties as an arm’s length transaction. Knowing FMV can help price a home manipulate FMV. of real estate conduct his own due Market value is the price at which the for sale, negotiate a purchase price of a It makes sense to evaluate how diligence and review. asset is exchanged between parties in property for sale, and resolve an estate many expired and see if this is related the market. If the buyer and seller or divorce settlement. to price, condition, location, or other AMPI - Asociación Mexicana de are not informed through the open Factors which help determine fair factors. A good CMA report shows Profesionales Inmobiliarios market otherwise, they rely on real market value: an estimated value based on adjusted Flex MLS used by participating AMPI estate professionals or appraisals to 1.- Comparable solds within a solds. Separately, it is also important agents provides sold data which is help determine value based on sales certain time frame help determine the to include relevant active properties available to the agents to help you arrive data of similar properties or properties subject property value. to assess the competition and to know at FMV if you are buying or selling. adjusted for differences. 2.- Adjustment can be made for where the property you are evaluating Business, as we know it, works differences in size, location and falls into the mix. Harriet Murray efficiently and to the benefit of the condition of a property. 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36 Every year Consuelo (my mother- “How should I know? He doesn’t in-law) comes to visit us on her answer me; he just tells me he’s not birthday. And every year we give there, and something about a tone.” her an elaborate party featuring “You nitwit. It’s a machine.” fireworks and live music. This year “What’s a machine?” my wife and her mom had set their Gil Gevins “It’s a machine that’s talking to hearts on a funky four-piece Norteño you.” band. Unfortunately, the band proved “A machine is talking to me?” to be more elusive than the Scarlet “No, no, no! I want the house band, “Next Saturday, did you say?” the “Yes!” Pimpernel. In only five days the group a quartet that plays Norteño music.” guitar player broke in. “We have a “So what do I tell it?” had been fired from four different The barmaid shook her head sadly. compromiso. Can’t make it.” “What do you mean?” restaurants. Then Lucy learned that “What a waste; a good looking guy “No, that’s the following Saturday, “The machine talks to me, I’m they had finally landed a steady gig, as like you and…” you idiot,” the accordion player said. supposed to talk back, right?” the house band at some obscure joint “I want to hire the band to play at a “No, the idiot’s right,” the drummer At this point there was some an hour outside town. party,” I explained. “At my house.” said. confused shouting, and then the line “You have to go talk to them,” Lucy “Oh,” she said brightly, “I see. What “Which idiot?” the bass player went dead. said. kind of party?” demanded. The second message was from the “I thought we had an agreement,” I “A birthday party.” “Hey, who you calling an idiot?” bar maid. “Ay, Beto, that voice, it countered. “You organize the party, “Ooh, I love birthday parties. Do “Por favor!” I shouted. “Por favor!” drives me wild! I’m not busy tonight. and I pay for it. Division of whatever.” you need someone to jump out of the After a while everyone settled down I know what you want, and you “Yes,” she said, “but this is a cake? I’m available.” and we came to an understanding: know…” special case.” And then she went on “I don’t think I could afford a cake four hours at $800 pesos an hour, plus The force with which I pounded the to explain that her mom’s beloved that large. But it’s not that kind of all the food they could eat. delete button was so great it sent the Norteño group was the house band for party. It’s for my…” Naturally, as I was leaving, the entire machine spinning off the desk. a raunchy Rancho - no place for a pair “I have lots of experience,” she problematic guitar player had to say, “Who was that?” my suegra of respectable women, so… insisted. “We’ll need to check out that other demanded. “So,” I said, unable to believe “Give me a shot of tequila, please,” engagement first. We’ll call you.” “Oh, just a barmaid I met at that my ears, “you want me to go to a I said, hoping she’d become more Consuelo, my wife and I returned whorehouse your daughter sent me to. whorehouse?” cooperative if I ordered something. from a late dinner just two days before Apparently, she licked my accent.” “To contract the band,” my wife said. “Coming up, guapo.” the party, only to find the message “She licked your what?” my wife “Not to contract anything else,” my “So, what time does the band get light blinking on the answering squealed. very Catholic mother-in-law added, here?” machine. “That must be the band!” “Liked!” I rushed to say. “She shooting me a menacing look. “Oh, I love your accent,” she cooed. Consuelo said breathlessly. liked!” The Rancho was located in the “It gets me so hot I want…” There were two messages. The first “Hija!” Consuelo ordered her geophysical center of nowhere, and not “Spare me, please,” I said in featured the voices of several men, daughter, “put that knife down!” easy to find. Most of the men I asked for English. and was punctuated by bursts of loud directions laughed at me, as they gyrated “Right now?” she asked eagerly. music and the sound of glass breaking their hips and puckered up their lips. I couldn’t wait to get home so I in the background. Gil Gevins Eventually, when I did in fact locate could repeat this conversation to my “Hello? Hello? He says he’s not Is the author of five hilarious books, including his latest, the establishment (a study in crumbling wife. But I had to make one last stab there,” a voice said. 1967: THE AUTUMN OF POST-COITAL DESPAIR. cement), criminally loud music was at the band. Putting a hundred-peso “How can he not be there if he’s Signed copies of all Gil’s books are available at his wife’s blaring from all its windows. But the bill on the bar, I said, “All I want is…” telling you he’s not there?” a second wonderful shop, LUCY’S CUCU CABAÑA, located at 295 band was nowhere to be found. “I don’t care what you want,” she voice demanded. Basilio Badillo. Or as E-Books on Amazon. The first floor looked exactly like said indignantly. “You won’t get it a large rustic cantina, which in fact here with a measly hundred pesos.” it was - the more notorious business At that moment the band stumbled was conducted upstairs. Behind the providentially in the door, falling into makeshift bar there stood a plump chairs at a large round table in the pretty woman displaying several back. Wasting no time, I walked over soccer fields of cleavage. and offered to buy them a round of “Buenas tardes,” I said. drinks. No one demurred. “Buenas tardes!” she smiled Once we’d finished our shots, I lasciviously back. asked them about their fee. “I’m looking for four men who…” “Our normal rate is two thousand “If you’re looking for men,” she pesos an hour,” the dusty accordion said, “you’re in the wrong place. player said, naming an outrageous price. Now, if you want four women, that’s “Let’s be serious,” I suggested. “If another story.” you want…” 37 Ongoing Events & More... Historical Naval Museum (right next to Los Arcos Amphitheater) $45. Pesos. Voladores de Papantla perform @ 6 p.m. Emergency Line: 911 on the Malecon in front of La Bodeguita del Medio. Tues. to Fri. - 9 & 11 a.m. + 1 & 3 p.m., Sat.: 9 & 11 a.m. + 1 p.m. - El Salado Estuary Mangroves Tours, bilingual guides. Reserve at Cell: (322) 201-7361. Hospiten 226.2081 Mondays - 11 a.m. - Mahjongg - at Andale’s - 221-5730 Tuesdays - 9:30 a.m. - Free Malecon Sculpture Tours - meet at the Millennium sculpture next to Hotel Rosita Tuesdays & Thursdays - 9:30 a.m. - Humanitarian Tour of Corazón de Niña, including brunch. Reserve: 224-9209 Tuesdays & Wednesdays - 10:30 a.m. - IFC Home Tours 222.0923 leave Sea Monkey restaurant - www.ifctoursforvallarta.com Wednesdays - 4 p.m. BINGO! - at Nacho Daddy’s Wednesdays - 8 p.m. - Practilonga! - at J&B Dancing Club, Fco. I. Madero 178. Free! Thursdays - 9:50 a.m. - Cultural Tour of PV Artisans - by steps of Guadalupe Church - 370 Hidalgo (main square) $300. 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Madero Emergency: 01 555 080-2000 Saturdays - 9 am - 2 pm - Olas Altas Farmers’ Market Solution to crossword on page 43 Email: [email protected] at Lazaro Cardenas Park Saturdays 10:30 a.m.-12 noon - Writers’ Group - at the Boutique Theatre, upstairs at Nacho Daddy’s 11 a.m.-2 p.m. - AngeliCat & Acopio Pet Adoptions - at Plaza Caracol 5 p.m. - Bilingual Mass - at Our Lady of Guadalupe 12 noon to 1 p.m. - Center for Spiritual Living - at the Cuale Cultural Center on Isla Cuale Rev.CorinaScherer Sundays - 6 to 7 p.m. - Municipal Band, Solution to Sudoku on page 43 7 to 8 p.m. - Danzon Music - Dancing in the main square SPCA - To find your perfect companion animal rescued by the SPCA, please contact [email protected] PLEASE leaf through this issue for the many events that do not appear here ...and JOIN US ON FACEBOOK! N.B.: All events are subject to change without notice. For a comprehensive list of most -if not all- charity groups and non-profit organizations in and around PV, you may want to check out: ww.puertovallarta.net/fast_facts/non-profit.php 38 9 a.m. – English Services, also Bilingual Services on Sundays at 10:45 a.m. – at Calvary Chapel (non-denominational) by Hotel Las Palmas 9:30 a.m. – English Worship Service – First Baptist Church, next to Park Hidalgo AEROTRON 226-8440 9:30 a.m. - Grace Vineyard Church Bilingual at Westin Resort & Spa in the PV Marina, 9:30 - English, 10 - Español. 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39 A few weeks ago, Apple sent out Apple then outlined the ever- invitations to the tech world for its expanding Apple Pay service and next Apple event at the space-age is expected to handle 10 billion Steve Jobs Theatre in Cupertino, transactions in 40+ countries by the California. These events generally end of 2019. Next up was a brand showcase a mix of new hardware new Apple service called the Apple and refreshes of existing products. Card, which is a virtual credit card Well, this year the whole process stored on your iPhone. I’m just leery took a hard left turn. The week of using my smartphone for any kind leading up to the Apple event saw of direct payment for purchases, new hardware releases every day. either as a debit or credit. My A slow trickle of new and refreshed paranoia is showing… products made news each day. iPad Pro line like Face ID, USB-C and can go up to 64 GB RAM!! This One bonus that Apple Card does Apple simply sent out a Tweet about support and 4K video. At $499. US, made quite a splash for techies. have, is that there are no late fees, an item and it then it appeared on the the price also puts it firmly between The new AirPods2 headphones no annual fees, no international fees, Apple website, generating buzz each the $329. US 9.7-inch iPad and the came out last week as well to replace nor over-limit fees. No fees. Hmm... day! $799. US 11-inch iPad Pro. the almost 3-year old original Hope other institutions will feel This was a major departure for With the iPad 9.7” price at AirPods headphones. They get an pressure to jump on this bandwagon! Apple which normally just dumps $329 and iPhone displays hitting optional wireless charge case, hands- Goldman Sachs is behind the Apple everything at the Apple event. I 6.5-inches, the odds seemed high free Siri and improved battery life Card and it can be used anywhere have to say… from a marketing that Apple would simply discontinue with 50% more talk time. Internals MasterCard can be used. A physical standpoint, this new approach gave the old favorite, the 7.9-inch iPad are improved, as is the sound and version of this credit card may be “air time” to almost all products Mini (which hadn’t been updated in microphone for AirPods2. Price available in the summer. being introduced. Normally many several years). But Apple brought for standard cable-charged case and Apple Arcade (gaming platform) is items get lost in the shuffle, to larger new life to the iPad mini and rolled AirPods2 is $159. US and for the new for a monthly fee as is an Apple more popular products. Hats off to out a new 5th generation. It keeps wireless charge case and AirPods2 is TV app for on demand (not live TV) the Apple marketing team on this! the $399. US starting price, but gets $199. US. channels, in a one-stop app service So let’s dig into the main new the same upgrade treatment as the You can also buy just the new (will work on Apple TV, Roku and hardware refreshes/releases iPad Air with some decent bumps in wireless charge case to use with your Amazon FireTV hardware and to announced last week. Apple kicked technical specs. original Air Pods for $79. US. They Macs and some smart TVs in the off the unusual week of new hardware It had been two years since the will work with any Qi charge pad. October). Not sure if will be geo- releases with a pair of new iPads on company last refreshed its iMac Sadly, still no word on Apple’s long blocked for us down here, but more Monday morning. The company all-in-one desktop computers. But ago announced wireless charging than likely. surprised many with the introduction last week a nice refresh came out pad… 2 years and not a peep on a Apple then outlined producing of a new iPad Air. This new version with iMacs with Intel’s 8th & 9th release date! Also, some people content, with the likes of J.J. sits somewhere between Apple’s 9.7” generation processors on various were disappointed there was no Abrams, Steven Spielberg, and M. iPads and the iPad Pro models. models. hardware announcement about a new Night Shyamalan directing various It has a 10.5-inch Retina display, an A big bump up in graphic card generation iPodTouch this week. projects, and some stars like Oprah, A12 processor and supports the first power, along with RAM upgrades- The main Apple event (that is Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer generation Apple Pencil and a Smart the 21.5” iMac-starting at $1299US going on as I write) seems to be all Aniston, and Steve Carell. Hey, Keyboard. But it lacks some of the and can go up to 32GB RAM and about services. Apple News+ will if Netflix can win 3 Oscars and be advanced features offered by the the 27” iMac-starting at $1,799. 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Cellular 044- version of Apple News+). 322-157-0688 or just email to [email protected] 40 The days are getting a little longer now and, as you’d expect, spring has sprung. We need to remember that the whales come to the Bay of Banderas to breed, play and have babies. That’s right, folks, love is or was in the Stan Gabruk (Owner of Master Baiter's Sportfishing & Tackle) bay. Just about every species we’re boating these days has eggs in them. Sailfish, Dorado, Jacks, Bonito, you name it, they’re full of eggs. This is it’s spring. For fun family-style an issue that can be overcome fishing, or just the person looking if you’re there where the for some light but fun action, this fish come up chasing bait is a perfect fit. balls. Right now, the bite is For now, I wouldn’t suggest more a moving target, with the full than six hours for a fishing trip moon and the crazy times it’s unless you care to toss the dice at a hard to predict accurately. shot of a Sailfish or Striped Marlin Until next week, Don’t forget to Water temperatures are in the in the largest possible size ranges, kiss Your Fish! 70-degree range, the coldest then that’s another thing. These Fishing Party Thursdays have they’ll be for the year. It’s winter conditions could continue returned, 8 hours on Magnifico, six winter fishing for sure. But until mid-June. Water temperatures people max, $200. USD / person even with these challenges the will soon begin moving upward so on a famous and world class boat. fishing is great! enjoy the fishing and the beautiful Contact us for details, or consider a For now, any trip to the bay. The fish will be much farther second alternative, our popular daily deep water locations of out and more expensive to get to. Super Panga option: Eight hours in a Corbeteña and El Banco are The bite is happening anywhere super Panga, half the boat, each half like rolling the dice. Yes, from 8 to 11 in the morning now a max of two people, $275. USD. We there can be Stripers and with the full moon and changing still run the best fishing deals in PV! Sailfish in the area, but it’s tides. Live bait is always king, but Taking reservations now. Also, if more likely they’re not. You if running a lure, an Iguana of six you’re looking for Tours, consider will be working your crews’ inches is a good place to start. us your supplier, book a boat, tours backside off for hopefully one Master Baiter’s now has a 60- and keep it simple. or two strikes for the whole be smaller and frankly not keepers. foot Hatteras Sportfishing Yacht day. 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On a The trade name Master Baiter’s ® Sportfishing six or eight weeks. Stay tuned. area, but enclosed, which means the luxury Yacht, more coming soon… and Tackle is protected under trade mark law The area around Punta Mita and closer to the shore locations in the or check my web page. and is the sole property of Stan Gabruk. the Marieta Islands have been alive Yelapa area back to Los Arcos is with action. Jack Crevalle seem to be producing Jack Crevalle to 40 lbs., moving in density farther out of the Bonito 30 lbs., Yellowfin Footballs bay and south. They’re chasing the to 30 lbs., Skip Jack Tuna to 6 lbs., bait which seems to be thinning out Sierra Mackerel to 15 lbs., and a host a bit. Jack Crevalle are in the 30 to of other fishing to choose from. In 45-lb range and can be fickle. Catch the area around Nuevo Vallarta we’ve them when they come up and it’s a seen the Jack Crevalle moving out of no-brainer, cast a bait, get ready. If this area to the Punta Mita area. The they’re not in a frenzy, it could be a rivers are starting to see more regular little hard to turn their heads. Some Sea Bass at the Ameca River, cold days they do, others they don’t. Same be some Cubera Snapper as well. goes for Bonito running 30 lbs.. and Sailfish and Striped Marlin have are tasty. Sailfish could be in the area been spotted all over the bay area, as well as Striped Marlin, but they’ll but they’re not taking bait, again, 41 The Eucharis Amazonica comes This site elaborated with the following, from the South American Andes “The bulbous Eucharis amazonica is of Columbia and Peru – not, as the from the Amaryllis family. Waxy, white, names implies, the Amazon. But daffodil-like (triandrus) flowers, in the confounding plant identification clusters of three to six, bloom atop stems monster has, again, reared its ugly Tommy Clarkson that. Alone, are eighteen to twenty-four head with some botanists stating there inches (45.72- 60.96 cm) tall. Flowers is a slightly smaller E. ulei that is very are fragrant. Glossy, oval to elliptic, similar in appearance. Also, it was long-petioled leaves are evergreen and formerly identified as E. grandiflora. rather attractive when flowers are not in Additionally by some, apparently, it bloom. As to insect or disease problems, is sometimes assigned to the Liliaceae (Eucharis Amazonica) Family: Amaryllidaceae caterpillars, slugs, snails, spider mites, family. The identification issue has Also known as: Eucharist Lily bulb mites, possible plant viruses and been additionally compounded in that bulb rot could present themselves. I have seen pictures of what appears Many plant their Amazon Lilies in a to be this plant called a Brisbane Lily pot. If so, place them with their bulb (Proiphys amboinensis) with the neck tips slightly above the soil surface citation of its origin as Malaysia. I knew The Amazon which should be kept consistently that, as a result of the beautiful flowers, moist during its warmer times. It Lily produces eucharis is compound word coming prefers areas of high humidity which clusters of from the Green eu, meaning “good, is sun-dappled or in bright shade – true, original,” and charis meaning fragrant, definitely not direct sun. “loveliness, grace, and favor.” Also, I star-shaped If growing in a container, the best knew that its leaves are amazingly shiny white flowers. flowering occurs when its roots are pot- and glisten of their own accord. Much bound. Wherever located, its bulbs do beyond that, I knew not much. So I not care to be disturbed. As a result, embarked upon a quest to either clear - repot only when absolutely necessary. or muddy yet more – these waters! We must be doing something correct From some personal experience, without employing this technique, as well as discussions with friends, but I have read that in order to induce sharing of information with area vivero Its glossy, blooming one needs to significantly (nursery) acquaintances and general oval to reduce watering following blooming to “here and there” data. I knew that elliptic, the point where the soil actually remain the Amazon Lily produces clusters of long- nearly completely dry for about one fragrant, star-shaped white flowers up petioled month, recommencing the watering to three times a year. leaves are schedule when new growth appears. In my collection of semi and tropical evergreen For those enjoying it out-of-doors, plant publications, both the 428-page, “up north,” about the only places cram-packed with great tropical data this somewhat tender plant will grow book, The Topical Look, and 594- is south Florida and south Texas. page tome, Flowering Plants of the Thriving in moveable pots is an Neotropics allude only one time - in Atop tall entirely different thing! mere single word mention - of the genus spikes are Eucharis. Frustrated, and as if I knew its fragrant, what I was doing, I then impotently long- https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_ directed my search to the all Spanish, lasting, Review-g150791-d5984161-Reviews-Ola_Brisa_ 496-page Historia Natural Vida de waxy, white Gardens-Manzanillo_Pacific_Coast.html Animales de Las Plantas y de la Tierra flowers. (Natural History Life of Plants and Tommy Clarkson Earth Animals). (I believe you can well leaves up to several inches wide and information stating that the leaves, In Manzanillo, visit Ola Brisa Gardens, Tommy and guess what success I achieved there!) tall spikes of fragrant, long-lasting, primarily, emerge directly from the Patty’s verdant, multi-terraced tropical paradise nestled on a hill overlooking the magnificent vista of But those three books aren’t the only waxy, white flowers.” I also learned soil without a stem. Santiago Bay. Leisurely meander its curved, paved Next, I entered the files of the resource fish in the tropical plant sea! that it can grow from one to two feet path, experiencing, first hand, a delicious array of Recognizing that, perhaps, I was (30.48 - 60.96 cm) in both height Missouri Botanical Garden. From palms, plants and flowers from all over the world. being too “old school” thumbing and width. As such it can remain there I ascertained that, the Amazon Or e-mail questions to him at [email protected] through my books, I next dipped undisturbed for many years in that it Lily is “low maintenance,” seeks For back issues of “Roots”, gardening tips, tropical into cyberspace. According to the actually blooms better under crowded partial shade, but a “medium” amount plant book or to schedule a tropical garden lunch, University of Florida’s IFAS Extension conditions, regardless whether its on a regular watering schedule and please visit www.olabrisagardens.com Service, the “Amazon Lily forms tight, home is a pot or thriving outdoors can’t handle temperatures below fifty- https://www.facebook.com/ compact rosettes of deep green, glossy in clumps. Beyond that, was the five degrees Fahrenheit (12.7° C). olabrisagardens?ref=hl 42 Jules Markey | Will Shortz | New York Times

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