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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Activities at CORE Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Guardian Student Newspaper by an authorized administrator of CORE Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. 'Deep Throat' case reaches resolution lines. selected by the University Center By CHIP* SWINDLES Robert Duncan. been to no avail. Board; an administrator, to be GnardUn AiMciatc Ediior The guidelines submitted to BOTH SIDES in the case made THE COMPROMISE guide- the Student Affairs Committee several concessions in the fin*! lines provide for a review com- selected by the University pres- mittee consisting of "two stu- ident; and a member of the After 18 months of litigation are the result of negotiations that proposal. dents appointed by the Student general community, as selected and negotiation, the Deep Throat took place over the last six The guidelines submitted to by the WSU Board of Trustees. obscenity case appears to be weeks. This last set of negotia- the committee pertain only to Caucus; two faculty members Today's proposal also differs coming to a solution. The Stu- tions came about after Student films and/or live plays. The appointed by the Steering Com- from both the University's and dent Affairs Committee of the Caucus Chairer George Skieras University had previously wanted mittee of the Academic Council; the plaintiffs' original guideline.' V"right State University Board of offered his services as mediator these guidelines to cover "a and two administrators appointed by the President." in the composition of the body Trustees this morning heard a between the University and the book, movie, play, presentation, that will act as the review board. proposal that will settle the student plaintiffs in the case. or liny artistic or literary work." WSU. in its previous proposal, Previous attempts to settle on Tie plaintiffs, however, wanted has called for a review board to In an earlier proposal, the issue, if acceptable to the Board 1 of Trustees and Federal Judge a set of obscenity guideines had only films covered by the guide- be comprised of a student, to be (Sec •OBSCENITY, page 3) (Etje HatltJ (Suartnan February 2,1978 Volume XIV Issue 56 Wright State University Dayton, Ohio 'W on transcripts 'could hurt' By HON WUKESON grade transcript, and that of service was one of many availa- Guardian Staff Writer lowering the $10 drop/add fee. ble to a minority of people who which as the highest among would actually use them. A "W" on permanent student Ohio's State Universities. The minority using the servic- grade transcripts might hurt the "I'm in a position where 1 have es, said Koch, should foot the bill student in the long run. and to wear two hats." said Falkner, for them. Making the entire body lowering the $10 drop/add fee who explained he had both the finance these minority services would hurt the University by impulse to help the student and would be unfair, she added. decreasing the $86,000 of reven- to keep the $86,000 in the STUDENT CAUCUS Graduate ue gained by it. Registrar Louis general fund. Representative Beth Graham Falkner told attendants of the FALKNER SAID the money said that while she didn't support hearing on drop/add changes generated by the fee could prob- the raising of tuitions to finance yesterday. ably pay for the yearly salaries of the support programs, she could The hearing, in its second day "four faculty members of at least justify that easier than forcing a of meeting in 375 Millett. was the rank of associate professor." student who needed to drop a held jointly by the University The $86,000 was budgeted for class to pay an "inequitable Curriculum Committee and the this year, based on last yeat's fee." student Affairs Committee. revenue, as "expected income," "I think that's totally unfair THE PURPOSE of the hear- without which the University- and unjust." said Graham. ings was to "salicit input" to the would either have to draw the "All fees are inequitable," drop/add situation at Wright money from some other source or said Koch, who responded that State, said Dr. Robert Earl, cut some of its services, Falkner she had never said the fees were professor of education and chair- said. fair. er of the Curriculum Committee. Eliminating the fee entirely "YOU CAN'T cost it our penny Members of the committees would hurt most students, said for penny." Koch said, explain- agreed that there ware two is- Falkner. The costs of processing ing that the services supported sues involved in the situation: the drop or add would have to be by the fees must be paid for Wright State will Dot rata* Ha tuition for all weeks. that of recording a withdrawal paid by someone, he said, and it some how, and the only alterna- tive would be to cut the pro- Photo coorteay of Gary Floyd from the students' permanant came from a universally applied fee to all students, them the grams. "ones who never drop would be Falkner told the members of Blizzard keeps Security busy paying for other students' servic- the hearing that the actual cost of processing the transactions By GAYLON V1CKERS ed out the window (about 6:00 According to Robert Brown, es." would be around $2.00 or $2.50. (•oardlan Staff Writer a.m.) 1 started getting ready to associate director of Facilities ELENORE KOCH, vice-presi- Regarding the present cost of go to work." she said. Operations these two men may dent and vice-provost for aca- the fees, however, Falkner said The bUzzard of '78 dosed class SHE DIDN'T mule '.t until have saved the University mon- demic support programs, said "1 sec nothing wrong with using 10:00 a.m. WHO. Sgt. Dennis ey. "By keeping people here we the money in the general fund, to last Thursday and Friday for that as a means to promote some Wright Kate. b« WTO security Seewet picked her up in t. caught some problems before which the fees go. are used to additional income." University four wheel drive they became major problems." finance several support programs may not r^tice«'...thiy mm THE DIFFICULT part comes, tr^ck. He estimated $750-S1,000 To diminish the fee at all. she too busy. said Falkner, when a student The Thursday morning shift of Before returning to the csmpui would cover the cost of storm said, would be asking the Uni- comes to him and says that he •iiei officers and one dispatcher they went on to pick up ARA repairs. versity to cut those programs. cannot afford the $10. "I have to gin th-e word they might be hw cook Lee Caudill to prepare food HE WENT on to point out the Koch justified the fee by say- shake my head and say 'I'm t long time at 4:15 t.m-. when for the dorm students. "They cost of repairing a major building ing that any student wanting a sorry you're 'rapped in that the Greene County Sheriffs of- (Dotm director Dave Alrich and which froze would have been special service from WSU/such course with that grade (but) I fice informed them thai roads some students) were fixing food much higher. as dropping a class, should pay were being closed, according to when we came in." Sgt. Seewer was to get no rest for that service, and that tile (See 'HEARINGS.' page 3) Carl Sims assistant director H According to ARA manager after bringing the Physical Plant security. Daryl Lantz, Caudill got help employee to WSU. however, as thursday SIMS WENT on to note when from Lennye Yokley. another Security was faced with a medi- no first shift pereonnal. including ARA employee and two stranded cal emergency. weather custodians who volunteered their One of the custodians told himself, could come in ai 7:00 Snow flurries Thursday and Friday. Lows Thurv' night form 5 help security he needed medication by a.m. third shift was retained. to 15. Highs Thursday and Friday from 20 to 25 in addition to the security force SGT. SEEWF.R then returned 1:30 p.m. Leaving st 12:45 Seew- all of ihe dorm students and to the ice covered streets to get er and Grounds employee abou! 20 custodians were snowed Physical Plan! employee Mike Charles Weever got him to his check signing is. Davis to assistn Roger Walters in home in Fairbom with five min- Students who have not yet endorsed their financial aid checks Also snowed in (a! horaei was keeping-to boilers supplying heat utes to spare. may do so through Friday. Failure to sign checks will result in first shift dispatcher coordinator to the buildings lit, according to Part two of how WSli weather- Darle.ie Burdick. "When 1 look- Burdick. ed the storm tomorrow. cancelled financial aid and registration. 2 THE DAILUMWY GUARDIAN Fefaraar strikev 2. 1978 near end 'QHje fiaUfl (Ruarbfan | By United Pmw International can avoid supply curtailments THIS IS not the view of Ohio including rolling blackouts if the Gov. James Rhodes. Represena- John Guzek, president of Unit- rolling blackouts if the nation- tives of his office Wednesday- The World J ed Mine workers District 6. said wide strike continued. demanded President Carter take Wednesday "settlement of the The Ohio Farm Bureau Feder- an active role in the negotiations coal strike is apparently near," ation said a cutback in electricity between the UMW and the and added that he has been told would cause "disastrous condi- BCOA so the state's utilities Talks avail nothing to be ready to go to Washington would not be forced into making tion" for farmers and consumers VALETfA. Malta (UPI)-The United States. Britain and black ""at any moment." extreme conservation measures. who are still reeling from the Rhodesun guerrilla leaders ended three days of talks Wednesday The UMW struck Dec. 6 and In a meetging with representa- impact of last week's blinard. without being able to announce any points of agreement on how to contract talks in Washington be- tives of some eastern utilities, ROBERT SISI.NGER. vice pre- replace the white minority regime of Prime Minister Ian Smith. tween the UMW and the Biti- luther Heckman said, "we are sident for corporate affairs for But representatives of both groups said there would be further minous Coal Operators of Ameri- Columbus & Southern Ohio Elec- running out of coal and there's ca have been stalemated ever been no federal action. We need talks although no place or date has been set. tric Co, which has 1.340,000 Asked why not a single point of progress could be announced by since. some reai leadership at the customers in its service area, either side after the intensive talks. U.S. Ambassador to the GUZEK SAID Wednesday. "I executive levet-l mean interven- that there apperars to be no United Nations Andrew Young said: "The whole thing has to be have received a telegram telling tion into the mediation process alternative but to impose supply seen as a package. We cannot ask the Patriotic Front guerrillas to me to be ready to come to through use of the power of the curtailmcts by the end of the agree to anything now as that means they would lose their Washington at any moment-to be presidents's office." month. negotiating power with Smith in an overall settlement" on 24-hours notice. Settlement of "There's a little hope-not a Heckman met for more than "SMITH IS doing the best he can and he is a survivor." Young the coal strike is apparently near, three hours with David Bardin. whale of a lot," said Sisinger at a said. "He'll make it all right. He'll go to Australia or somewhere. or they wouldn't send a telegram an administrator of the Economic news conference in Columbus. "What we have to do is see that the country survives." like that." Regulatory Administration of the "If you want our honest opinion. Young and British Foreign Secretary David Owen had been An industry source also said I think we are going to get into Energy Department meeting Patriotic Front leaders Joshua Nkomo and Marxist Robert Wednesday that "the strike will "THE MOST disappointing the 30 day curtailment plan." Mugabe to discuss Anglo-American proposals for a settlement of be over within a week." "I surely think there would be part of this session was when the Rhodesian question. Guzek said he was not told any havoc if we get to the point Bardin was asked about the THESE INCLUDE a cease-fire followed by a transition period details concerning a tentative a- where we can't produce electrici- progress of the coal negotiaitons supervised by a U.N. force and British resident governor Field greement, but said he had been ty," said R. Gregory Graham of and ail he could say was 'they're Marshal Lord Carver. During this period there would be free informed earlier that most major the Cincinnai Gas & Electric Co. continuing.' That's just not e- elections on a one-man-one-vote basis before transfer of power to a stumblig blocks had been ironed "Industries shut down, people nough." Heckman said. out. out of jobs, schools closed, no "We've never been this far black majority. Throughout the three days ot talks in a luxury hotel on Malta's GUZEK, AS president of Dis- water-pumping, no radios, no down on our supplies," he said, highest point, the guerrillas insisted that their forces "sould be the trick 6 with 16.000 members in TV. no phones." adding that the last 20 days of sole guarantor of the irreversibility" of arrangements made for Ohio and northern West Virginia, CINCINNATI GAS & Electric, supply in a coal stockpile often would go to Washington to be down to a 50-day coal supply- has lost its capacity to produce eventual transfer of power. briefed on any tentative agree- Wednesday. is now urging all energy and is mixed with dirt ment so he could explain the customers to conserve electricity. and other debris. Shelling enters 4th day contra.i to the district's mem- "Wr are now in a very serious He characterized the situation bers. situaion with dwindling coal sup- in Ohio as "extremely serious HASBAYA, Lebanon (UPl)-Lebanese Christian rightist militiamen The strike has depleted coal plies. We can delay any havoc by and said that other utv. ty offi- battled Palestinian guerrillas and Lebanese leftists with tank, reserves for electric utilities in not using as much coal as usual, cials from Michigan and Indiana artillery and heavy machine gun fire for the third consecutive day Ohio and an official of one of the but the only way havoc can be agreed with him. Wednesday. state's major electric utilities prevented for sure is to have the "OUR BEST estimates are Leftist sources estimated that at least six persons had been said there is "little hope" thet it coal negotiators come to a set- statewide Ohio has about SO days wounded on both sides in the past 24 hours, but there was no of coal left and without help it immediate confirmation of this figure from the rightist forces. "I'm not in favor of federal could mean unemployment oi Commenting on the recent resumption of daily clashes after the intervention at this point. I think close to 500.000 people at the relative lull that had prevailed since autumn, one leftist leader the negotiators should still be end of the month. said. "The military situation has definitely escalated and the fear ed to work it out. But. if we here is that it may lead to even larger-scale clashed." get down to a 30-day coal supply, Heckman said Ohio needs THE FIGHTING, whirii picked up at dusk Tuesday and lasted then things v.ould really get 18.000 megawatts per day but all until the pre-dawn hours cf today, was between Palestinians and drastic and that might be the the Energy Department could leftists in Khiam. Ebel es S/iqi and Rachaya al Foukhar who traded rcaking point in by way of insure was 6.000 to 8.000 mega- fire with Christian rightists in Marjavoun, Kleia and El Meri. thinking. Then we might need watts being brought into the All of the towns are located in a strategic pocket of southeast sore presidential insistence." hardest hit area oer dav. Lebanon, near the intersection of the Lebanese. Syrian and Israeli /Vokv on A/'-wv ente> / L y'e Stiey borders. The Southeastern Arkoub region has been dubbed br>ny.i .i' I'w ii o'.er,
'/- "i The world of UH>r Little ArtT Presley look-alike awaits results ?47 Xciia Ave. ORLANDO. Ha. (UPI)-It will take a week before the world knows whether Dennis Wise now looks like Elvis Presley, but his doctor says one thing is certain: "He lioesn't look like Dennis Wise any 767-7671 Yellow Springs more." neiuscenter© Wise, 24, underwent six hours of plastic surgery on his cheeks, folkxii the k?ode< . u*rtiG Feb 2- Feb 3 nose, lips and chin Tuesday, said his manager, Denny O'Day. O'Day said it would take a week for the swelling and bruises WOODY ALLEN WEEKEND caused by the operation to subside enough to tell how much Wise Thi.rs-Sat TAKE THE MONEY resembles Presley. Until Wise recovers, O'Day said, he won't allow photographers 7 t>m AND RUN to take his picture. 9 pm THE FRONT WISE, WHO Is a singer, plans to have an Elvis imitation act, special Sat. triple feature including complete with a back-up b»nd that has begun rehearsing, and O'Day said the group could begin touring within two months. 5:30 EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX Sun&Tu© ANOTHER MAN, 7&9 pm. ANOTHER CHANCE A love story-western starring $10© It's enough to make you give them e piece of your mind. James Caan and Genevieve Bujold Sa.e to pay your tuition with what you filfy. director Claude LeLousche can earn monthly by donating plasma (A Ma« and A Won?IB. And Now My Love) 7 ua daily piua p piasma alliance Adiits 51.75 12 and under $1.25 evening* M-Th 1»5 Hetew Sc 2X4-1973 Hearings February 2, 1978 THE DAILY GUARDIAN 3 (continuennnliniia/dl fmfrom nanpage. t1 1) THE ONLY thing not used decrease in drop transactions schman protested "Wouldn't call the douUt jeopardy," said can't make the decision to waive when a student leaves a class,' since the fee boosted from S5 to that be dishonest to the outside Student C aucus Liberal Arts rep- the fee on the basis of your lack Falkner said, are the "human S!0. world?" By not showing the resentative Steve Stringer, refer- of money." resources" of the professor's A MORE useful deterrent record of the acutal withdrawals ring to lhe possibility that the "The student who knows the attention to the remaining stu- would be to place a record of the from a given class. And showing fees would ren>ain $10 and the W system can and often does beat dents. withdrawal, signified by a grade only the eventual grade achieved would be added to the transcript. that system," said Falkner. One Earl and Dr. Stephen! Renas, of "W". on the students' per- after possibly numerous retak- "It's a dojble penalty," he said. way to esc»pe the fee is to have associate professor of economics manant transcript, agreed the ings of the class, the employer the professor or advisor approve and chairer of the Student Affairs two committees' chairers who led who hires the former student is The results of the hearings will the drop, with fee waived, on the committee, agreed that they the hearings. cheated out of knowing the stu- be reported by the two chairmen grounds of advising. would report to their committees Falkner. whose duties as regis- dent's actual academic perform- to their respective committees. Falkner said that many people that they sould recommend a trar do not cover academic af- ance. said Hubschman. The financial question of lower- protest the fee on the grounds drop in the fee due to a consen- fairs, taid that he feared that Falkner argued that in such a ing the fee would have to go to that since they are leaving the sus of complaints that the fee putting ,» "W" on the students' case the person usually takes five the administration for recom- class without any refund, the was too high. record" could jeopardize the ad- years to graduate, and the would mendation to the Board of Trust- unreturned money should go to Falkner said that he did not mission of the student in to be evident from the records ees. but the academic question of pay for the processing the drop. see the fee as a deterrent to professional schools and gradu- lacking any reference to with- adding a "W" to transcriptions "There's a lot of truth to that." students' dropping classes. Fig- ate programs." drawn and retaken classes. would probably be taken to Academic Council for approval. he said. ures show only a 2 percent Associate Provost Jerry Hub- "I'm afraid of what 1 guess l's Obscenity— (continued from page 1) plaintiffs had requested that the review board be composed of seven students; three to be selected by Student Caucus, and two each to be selected by the University Center Board and the University president. ANOTHER SIGNIFICANT compromise is the manner in which the review body is to define obscenity. The proposal submitted this morning has no provision at all regarding on what the review committee is to base its dccisior, According to the guidelines originally released by the Univ- ersity. prurient interests, sexual conduct and "serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value" were to bt the criteria for determining whether or not a work is or is not obscene. The plaintiffs had asked that a work be banned "only if there is a clear and present danger of the film causing substantial physical damage eo any member of the University community or causing a disruption of the University classes." ACCORDING TO the proposal submitted this morning, any member of the University com- munity may question whether a student entertainment is obscene The TI-57. The super slide-rule that'll by submitting "written notice to the REVIEW COMMITTEE get you into programming... fast and easy through the vice-present tor Academic Support Services." Even if you've never programmed before. Such notice nu-«t be submitted at simply means giving it a logical cient use of your time in prob- least 10 days prior to the sched- L""or the student who re- iem-solving. uled showing of the activity. quires slide-rule functions, the set of instructions for accom- The guidelines will not appiy TI-57 delivers an exceptional plishing what you want it to All this and more is ex- "to University ac*dei.>. re- combination of advanced do. Programming enables you plained in our unique, illus- search, eUwroom-reSattd in- mathematical arid statistical lo solve lengthy and repetitive trated, easy-to-follow guide- struction, and student jpiinsored capabilities*. From functions problems book, "Making Tracks Into educational ,-rteavors." such a? trig, logs, powers, roots quickly Programming.' This 200-page Represent^ the University fci and recipr.-*:als...to mean, var- by sub- book comes with the TI-57. It the negotiations were Eugene B. stituting contains simple, step-by-step Cwteisr*. dean lhe college oi iance. standard deviation and libera' jirts. and Fleanore Koch, much more. new vari- instructions and examples to vice-prcsidect for scademt. sup- And as long as you're in ables into help you quickly learn to use port services. the market for a super slide- the set of programming functions to Negotiating on behalf of the rule calculator, why not buy instructions make your problem-solving plaintiffs were Sideras, Mark one that can also put the power, which you faster, more accurate and fun. Halstead <1976-77 Student Om- speed and convenience of pro- have al- TEXAS INSTRUMENTS budsman). Jaoe Lynch (1977-78 gramming- at your dispo-a!? ready entered into the machine. ...INNOVATORS IN Student Ombudsman), Mtd Ted PERSONAL ELECTRONICS Staton (1976-77 University Cen- Programming a calculator The end result is more effi- ter Board Chairer). Associate Professor of Geol- ogy, Paul Pushkar and Assistant TEXAS INSTRUMENTS Professor of Communications © r»MS InalrufTHKiti Incorporate INCORPORATED James Seyer took part to the negotiations as faculty observers ftEhe Satin (&itarbtan DID W KNOW THAT YOUR CHANCES OF BONG Editor INJURED IN A NUCLEAR ACCIDENT Libby Keller
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Designed by Black lemon Productions Double-whammy strikes again
While rising costs in higher education is a fact of life, why is it the student, the person least able to pay the costs, is expected to play the role of Atlas in supporting the system of higher educution in this state7 The main cost to the student is the already loo-high tuition rate -by E. L. Stager but there are more irritating costs, those hidden from the public view. One of many of these hidden costs is the outrageous S10 Travellers can relate drop/add fee. D. L. Stewart, Journal Herald "Off the Flew with a pilot who did aerobatics in a 1934 Wednesday. University Registrar Louis Falkner told those Beat" columnist and author of the book The bipline. "I wanted to throw up. but I didn't attending the second day of the two-day public hearings into Man in the Blue Flannel Pajamas, was recently know which way was up;" Wright State drop/add proceedures. interviewed by E. L. Stager. In Part Two. MET AND interviewed Lawrence Welk, "I Falkner said that it the fee is eliminated the revenue would have Stewart discusses his columns. began my column on him by saying that many to be generated elsewhere, which probably would be the pockets of Almost everyone who has visited a foreign people think he is old and corny, but then I the students where it already comes from. country can identify with the columns Stewart went on to say that he really was a super The hearings were held so students could provide some input wrote about his trip to Mcnico. One of his best person. I really liked him. I received letters into planned changes in these proceedures. remembered concerns eating in a Mexican accusing me of having something against Bui after the hearings, the fee seems like it will stay, with the restaurant. Lawrence Welk. old people, and good music. only change in the wind being the addition o f a "W' signifying u STEWART EXPLAINED, "The waiter re They didn't understand or ju:it didn't read the withdraw! from a course comnicnded the tortilla soup. Not knowing entire column;" One can understand why the administration is able to give us a much about Mexican food, 1 decided to try it. AND PLATED donkey basketball. "They double-whammy, penalizing us both in the wallet and on the They brought me this little silver bowl about gave me a helmet to protect my h^ad. but permanent records. half full with a spoon. Well, I wasn't that's not what those damn things were One can cry and scream about il all they want, but the time for impressed, h. t I started to eat it anyway. It was kicking. Ever try to mount a donkey with your action is past. It was yesterday afternoon when only seven cold like yichyssoise until it got to my throat. legs crossed?" students, among whom were four members of Student Caucus and Then it began to burn and burn and burn. I Stewart has had few repercussions on his one reporter from the Daily Guardian. drank beer and water by the glassful. Nothing columns and has been censored only once. Once again, it seems we have dug our own grave with our helped. 1 only ate a little more and couldn't "While in New York, I stayed at the apathy. A lot of complaining goes on the line at the registrar's finish it. Algonquin Hotel and did a column on the window on the last day to drop classes but nothing will change It was awful! Then the waiter brought out a famous round table, the meeting place for until the complaints are changed into actions. plate of food. When I asked what it was. he Dorothy Parker, George S. Kaufman, lexaroder said "Soup." Thinking he misunderstood, I Woollcott, and the rest. I promised to send the Action necessary pointed to the bow! and said, "Not this, the hotel manager a copy when it was printed. 1 plate," He then explained to me that the plate ended the column with something like. Quick action must be taken, once the weather permits, to was the soup, and the bowl contained hot "Wouldn't it be great to hear Dorothy Parker alleviate a dangerous situation on one of the most heavily travelled sauce. say once again. "If ail the girls at Smith and roads on campus, tftd possibly w ihe county. "AS IF that wasn't bad enough, 1 pulled the Bennington were laid end to end. I wouldn't be Since January 1977 there have been at least five accidents and curtain off the door as I was leaving. 1 really surprized." They cut the quote and didn't an untold number of near misses on the curves of Sorth Main had the ugly American syndrome." replace it. I never sent the manager a copy. Campus Drive. Since then, much has been said about what most WffllJE STEWART attempted to photograph He'd have thought that 1 was an idiot for people on this campus realize is a constant threat to Ufe and limb. 5 Mexican woman selling artifacts, she pelted ending the column in the middle of a The most recent staeixent on this subject was made by Fairbom him with a hard piece of fruit in a very tender sentence." City Engineer Joseph Arih-jngal. In a report, which was requested part ol the male body because he did not have STEWART'S BOOK, The Man in the Blue by .he Univers,.y. Arihungai makes suggestions on how the road her permission. Flannel Pajamas, is a collection of 80 of his can be made .aftr. Though the report is not yet complete. Stewart has also visited Plains, Georgia. "Oft the Beat" columns and photograph'. He Execute Doctor of Campus Planning and Opeitions Robert "One of the most surrealistic scenes I ever saw found it difficult selecting them since he Francis says that the suqgestii*ts could be acted upon as soon as happened at Billy Carter's gas station. These considers his columns to be like his children: he possible. little old ladies in flowered dresses got oi* the has no favorites, they are a purt of him, and While francu intentions ere pood they mfcJt b.- laker, with a tourist bus and went inside this grimy gas they come out struggling and icrcammg. grain of salt; w* have heard these wcN; before Words Knot* siatio.: . They loriked around, walked over to the The book is only sold locally, and Stewart words until rhey are turned intu actions. We have heard worls cooler, an.H opened a can of beer. Il was thinks that it's the type to give as a gift. It costs before but we have seen no actions last fall there was Soft incredible to see these old blue-haired ladies it< JS.95. (Two hours of panhandling or selling of budding guardrail' ulong the curves. Where are they 7 While the flowered dresses standinQ in this rfjrty place some old used books to the book store should reasons for this vaccuum of action ,«i9y be valid. I he fact reruns drinking beer from a can." cover it.) I here is still nothing preventing an out-of-con'.rok car frw.n When asked what he thought of Billy Carter. Erma, Bombeck wrote the fore ward for careening itito the trees. Stewart replied that he is proposing an nothing. Stewart considers this to be the amendment th«t all future presidential candi- greatest act of love one writer can show toward dates be orphans or have no living family. another, DAILY GUARDIAN STAFF STEWART HAS no hobbies. Instead, he "You can't believe the way I felt wh»*n 1 saw advertising manager lincc gold berg spends fimr researching in*ny subjects for his my name on a book." Stewart exclaimed. "I business manager sudhir gupta column: opened it and saw the Library of Congress circulation manner duvid mis He wrestled Victor, a (.50 pound bear, "After number-God, I don't evm have a card there." copy d-sk miriam elrod I agreed, 1 couldn't back out;" ONE OF the book's reviews came from a secretaries dawn frazier. audrey tinslty Interviewed a stripped stripper. "Only when class mate of Stewart's 10-year-old son. "My production staff Urian (tout. siobhan semmeli. Judy Williamson I saw her with clothes on did 1 lust for her;" son beat the hell out of this kid. and as the bambi barth VISITED A nudist colony, "While taking off fight broke up, this kid turned to my son and sales staff glen Jnla, Jan ddey, rich prnitt. phillip I ale my clothes, I had this fear that when I t'.rned said, 'Your dad's book sucks.' But what does a around, thev would all be dressed;" 10-year-old kid know?" typesetters dee Jones, maria twaits. dori violin, s uaut opt V February 2, 1978 THE DAILY GUARDIAN J je Bailo (Suarbtan by R. L. Metcalf• Surveys induce insanity "I don't think I'll do it again."—Karichin Out. Bete Midler's Live at Last, and seven Withani, California media student and former others. pollster. Best Debut Lp< Bono* and Foreigner. Five Page 5 Those are the words of the only other person other albums were nominated . I know who was foolish enough to attempt a Best SLigle: As there was a 12-way tie in this music survey. She was last seen sitting in a category, I cast the tie-breaking vote for James corner with a glazed look in her eyes (or was Taylor's Handy Man- Some of the other V J that a glazed doughnut?), muttering things nominees were Stevie Wonder's Anotker Star, about Freddie Mercury's ankles. Randy Newman's Short People. Joan Baez' Cry by Miriam Elrod I WAS ST81CKENED by temporary insanity, Me a River, Fleetwood Mac's Dream i and prompting me to disregard my friend's fate and seven others. institute the First-and-Last-Guardian Music BEST SONGSi Short People and Dreams. Groundhog history Awards. So, with a somewhat neurotic fanfare. Also nominated were Heard it in a Love Song Late last night the residents of Ohio were on their knees praying I now present the winners: by the Marshall Tucker Band. Carly Simon's Best Male Vocalist: Dan Fogelberg, with a for a dark, dismal day today to prevent the ground hog from seeing Nobody Does It Better, Lynyrd Skynyrd's Free whopping two votes. There were IS (court Bird. Kansas' Carry On Wayward Son and four his shadow. 'em!) other nominees (proving that, if there's others. As the legend goes, in America, if the groundhog sees his not much opinion here in the Great American Best New Wave Artist(s): The Sex Pistols, shadow. Mother Nature will bestow another six weeks of winter Heartland, what little there is is at least There were a variety of nominees ranging from weather on us. And, with the weather conditions the northern diverse), including Jackson Browne, Ronnie Brian Eno to the Tubes. states have had in the past three weeks, that is the least thing Van Zant, James Taylor. Ian Anderson. Todd Best Country-Western Artist
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