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Reports of sexual assault ~ke Dog ~tut:es . thnl place 111 national already on nse for 1997 · mascot competition More victims may feel comfortahle reports more this (school] year (through programs offered by the NC1W thnt's Bmji tmd Fido and Astra and LAssie, 5a>oby and Yeller and Sexual Assault Eduction CenterL" Sparky tmd McKmzit. But do you m:tU/ the most fo1»ous amine of all ... reports, she said. "There is more of an making third-party sexual Duke Dog, JMU's cherished mascot, has learned a new trick. Sure, awareness of these reports, and I he knows how to auise the floor of the Convocation Center on a tricy­ assault education coordinator~ think more people are feeling com­ cle. He even has a knack for squirting innocent bystanders with a full­ fortable COII'\ing to talk to me." loaded Super Soaker. For most dogs, that would ~enough. the increase might be the result of VICtims who chose to file third­ by Julia Falz But not for our Duke Dog. staff writer more assault victims feeling they party reports were under no obli­ The overgrown bull dog can report aimes. gation to file a judicial report, returned from the National Only three months into 1997, "We've been rublicizing the Wing·Lott stressed. Cheerleaders Association "With this paper (third­ sexual assaults in JMU CoUegiate Mascot party the crime crime statistics reports are reports], Championship April on the rise compared to last becomes a statistic," 4 in a doghouse on year, according to campus Wing-lAHt Blid. "This ia cloud nine. Out police reports. not • leP,J teported form. of 45 mascot During aU of 1996, sexual It is for education and applicants, risk prevention" assault victims filed 17 Duke Dog third-party reports, which However, Cliristop~r placed third. are non-legally bindmg Mulldns, a freshman. said Never before crime documentation fonns, he beUeves women who had the JMU with the Sexual Assault file third-party reports representative Education Center. In the should also consider fil­ placed higher first three months of 1997, ing judk:ialJy. than 27th. victims liled 13 third-party " I just think that if Never before had reports. Eight of those something happens, and Duke Dog even been reports were filed m March if women are willing to invited to participate in alone by victims of acquain­ come forth, then they the finals. tance rape should go all the way "He was awesome," senior Of the eight women who with it m order to make cheerleader Kim Shuford said. filed third-party reports in sure everyone knows "He totalJy shined." March, two have also filed about it and not just cer­ Duke Dog shone bright, judicial charges, the first for tain people," he said. indeed. For 90 seconds, our furry this year, said Hillary Wing· "There are no conse­ friend cracked-up the audience Lott, sexual assault educa· quences to those actions. o( about 2,500. His routine, tion coordinator. Three vic­ Women might be fll!>re recapping how Duke Dog gets tims filed judicial charges aware [if a third-party ready for a night on the town, report is filed], but that for all of 1996. She said had the fans thinking he was a other victi may just see doesn't mean anything to seasoned veteran. the third-pa report as a guys. Guys will see it as How wrong they were. 'oh well, she reported it, step in the healing process. "I had never been to However, a rise in third­ but I still got away with it, Nationals," barked Duke Dog. party reports may not rep­ so it really doesn't matter.' "I had no idea what to expect." resent a rise 10 assaults ~------~------~ Duke Dog was up against themselves, she said Rather, C.G. SMITtllscniorarrist see ASSAULT page 2 mascots from across the coun­ try. Some were birds Some were wolves. There was even a ' 'Rapping to the A.M.' rooster. Such competition would naturally bring some 7>-acey Lee and the Huck-a-Bucks get their groove on Saturday in PC Ballroom hesitation, but who better to and "Branches.'' The group consists of three ]MU compete in such a dog~at-dog by Chris Carttr students: Julian Walker a.k.a. Juez, Dave arena than a mascot who wears staff writer Lowenstein a.k.a. Detour, and Mike Miller a.k.a. a leash and a studded collar. After an hour-long delay in 30 degree weather, Miracle. The Tree People, along with the Ghetto "It was exciting," Duke Dog yelped. "No ont! the crowd waiting to see Tracey Lee and the Huck­ Cartel, a group that will release its debut on expected me to place- I heard my score, and I was a-Bucks Saturday night-some of whom had come the Def Jam label in july, hyped the crowd for the pleased with third." from as far north as Washington, D.C., and as far show. Cheerleader co-captain Ron Farrington said, "We south as Tidewater- was finally let through the Before his performance, Lee paid tribute to fel­ knew what (Duke Dog] was going to do, we just doors of PC BalJroom at 11 p.m. to get down to low artists Notorious B.l.G. (a.k.a. Christopher didn't know how high he would place. We're real­ some go-go and . Wallace) and Tupac Shakur, who were tragically ly proud." The "Ebony Rapping to the A.M." con- shot and killed. The.w~ Fest. ''AJl thls vi4! ~

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.t. Duke Dog Assault continued frOm P8f6 1 continued from Plft6 1 Mascot Division. NCA then selected the top six and invited them to "Deterrence is the main reason school}," I@jmu t-du was deftnitely a crowd plcascr, as Breeze Net: everyone was JUmping and http://bn.•e'l.t' JmU.l-du singing with Ll-c. An tndivtdual mjble for Sunday fire in "Checka" Robmson introduced Wampler" in the AprillOi...... ueof the Huck-a-Bucks. 17~e Brl'f!Z.C should haw not have " This i~ what everybody's stah.>d Maggie Burkhart was not been waihng for," he said. "This available for rommcnt. is a go-go crowd here." The article "Students gatlwr to Despite more sound di(ficul­ opJX~ vioh:nce" in the AprillO tics, the Huck-a-Bucks rock<.'rfomu'Ci hits'\:.Ow st..ttt'd no T.tl\c Back tlw Night Bud ('A l' got ..• )"and "C.1n Wl• mart'h took place. Get Down " Thl' Jrtide ''Carrier, Showkcr Some ~pl•c taturs g{1t on sl

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by Jill Stolarik employee she has ever trained. staff writer Three years ago, the President's office assigned Wilhamson to the Senior Todd Williamson Commission on Community received the JMU student Updike was chair of the employee of the year award from Commjssion that year and she the Student Government Assoc­ quickly realized Williamson's iation president Wednesday. unique qualities. Thursday he received a $500 At the end of the year, she scholarship check, certificate and offered William~on the position congratulatory letter in a ceremo­ of copy photographer and he ny in JMU President Ronald accepted. Carrier's office, Eleanor Martin, Williamson reaJiz.ed trus could director of the student employ­ be an opportunity, not only .1 ment center, said. Williamson ,7( Hilli N, ,,,., I Hi I IllHI•. JMU, but in his future career. was one of 47 nominees for this $\ 00 ~{I t O A \ "Later down the line I plan on award Every other student met working with wildlife, and the the qualifiootions, which were need for accuracy and precic;e­ reliability, quality of work, initia­ ness now will come in handy tive, professionalism and contri­ with photography one day," he butions to the employer. said. However, Williamson stood out Updike said she feels Will­ from the rest because "there was iamson deserved the award something about him that was JENNIFER BAK.ERJphotn tdtwr because he exemplifies the quali­ unique and different from the Student employee of the y.. Todd Wllla.mton receives a $500 scholarship for his efforts from JMU ties the award honors. rest [in his job performance)," President Ronald Carrier Thursday. Wlllllinson wn also honored by the SGA Wednesday night. "Todd always takes the initia­ Martin said. "This studen t is responsible "This job is so important art and history curriculum. tive to improve his work area or Williamson has held the job of for all the technical aspects of because the professors are relying He is responsible for proper begin preparing for upcoming Copy Photographer and Slide slide production for the fine arts on his work with the slides to use of the school's 3Smm camera photographing if he finishes a Technician in the Visual Re­ slide collection, including copy teach their students," Updike and copy stand, according to task early. [He] conducts himself sources Library in the Art and photography o f 1,500 to 2,000 said. Updike. in a serious, respectful manner History school for two years, lmages a year, slide mounting, Williamson is in charge of 70 Updike has supervised s tu­ when he communkates with the Christina Updike, visual re­ labeling, dotting and slide main­ percent of the slides added to the dent assistants at JMU for 22 art and history faculty and me," sources specialist, said. tenance," she said. collection for the support of the years and said Todd is the be:.t c;h~ Sclid RA ______Seven prison inmates, two guards continued from page 3 Eagle Hall used to have Psychology 100 block frequent false fire alarms course. indicted for income tax refund fraud and be trashed every Throughout the school mail room caught on to the scheme after noticing the false • weekend, Coope.r said. year RAs must hold at by AP/newsrmder refund cht>eks, officials scud She lived there last year. least seven programs. ntws suvict U convicted, each of the mmates could be sentenced to Eagle Hall is now They have the option of ALEXANDRIA - Seven inmates were indicted after another five years in pnson s moke-free and has had attending several in-ser­ fooling the IRS into sending them income tax refunds ln a separate case, a Lorton guard pleaded guilty significantly fewer fire vice workshops about while serving time at the District of Columbia prison in Friday to helping prepare false IRS returns for feUow cor­ alarms this year. wellness or leadership, Lorton, federal prosecutors say rectional officers and Wa~hington, D.C., police officers. Hall Directors submit Cooper said. The U.S. attorney's office also announced Friday that The guard, Maunce S. Marshall, began moonlighting a list of RAs they would RAs in smoke and two guards at the prison were accused of cheating the as a tax preparer in 1989 and helped prepare some 500 prefer to have, but the substance-free dorms government in similar "easy money" tax fraud schemes. returns between then and 1995, routinely inflating item­ final placements are left must attend an additional The indictment alleged that the seven irunates filed vir­ ized deductions so his clients would get bigger refund up to ORL staff. workshop during the tually indistinguishable 1040 forms to the Internal cht>eks, prooecutors said. ln addition to an eight­ August training week, in Revenue ~ r vlce, each falsely s tating they were self­ Marshall could be sentenced to up to three years in day training program in which they review the employed and claiming they were due a $722 refund pric;on and fined up to $250,000 on his guilty plea U.S. August, first year RAs philosophies of these The IRS mailed checks for that amount to all of the District Judge Leonie Brinkema set his sentencing for june must take a one credit communities. inmates but one, who received $181.31 because of an out­ 20. Officials are wading through Marshall's files to.detcr­ standing tax debt, U.S. Attorney Helen Fahey said. mine whether some of his more than 80 clients should be ''Each claimed self-employment income from various charged with tax fraud. At least 15 of his clients are correc­ ~91~£!e~og _____ trades, such as coal mining, leather handbags and dry tions employees. wall," she said. "And each showed exactly $6,950 in Another Lorton guard, Lt. William joseph Jenkins, was The bike is valued at $200. income, $5,600 in deductions and a self-employment tax indicted on charges of filing false lRS returns for years Destruction of Public of$981." 1992, 1993, 1994 and 1995. U convicted, he also could be Petty Larceny Property Officials indicated that the scheme originated with imprisoned for up to three years and fined more than • Unidentified individuals • Three student-aged in­ Melvin Jackson, a Lorton inmate since 1976. Jackson filed $250,000. allegedly stole a JAC card dividuals aftegedly kicked in a a 1994 return claiming he was a self-employed barber, The indictment accuses Jenkins of falsifying the num­ holder~ $10 and keys glass door in Godwin Hall at then approached the six other inmates and offered to pre­ ber of dependents he has, overstating deductions, under­ placed in a sweatshirt from an 11 :24 p.m. Apti 8. pare faJse returns for them, too. stating taxable income and claiming refunds to which he unsecured locker in the A descf1ltion was !tJen. M A government employee who worked in the prison was not entitled Umversity Recreation Center Investigation cootinues. between 8 and 10:~ p.m. April 8. Mulch Fire • Unidentified tndivtduals • A discarded cigarette allegedly stole an unattended repo!1edly ignited a mulch fire at blue, Britches book bag the Intersection of Port Repubfte containing a Russian textbook Road and Bluestone Drive at and workbook, notebooks and a 10:08 a.m. April. 10. HPD Texas Instrument calculator responded. from the Wampler Hall computer lab between 10 and Number of drunk in pubhc 11 :50 p.m. AJri 8. charges since Jan. 7. 40 6 Monday, April 14, 1997 THE BREEZE Need a JOB in MAY SEsSION? Holocaust Remembrance Day: Sounds of Silence April16, 1997 Start NOW to build your RESUME JOIN THE JMU UPGRADE$ 9:00am- 6:30pm Readings and Acitivities on Commons TELEFUND TEAM Noon- 5:00pm Displays in PC Ballroom 6:30pm Candlelight Vigil on Commons • Public Relations and Marketing 7:00pm* Holocaust Survivor/Guest Speaker: Experience Alicia Appleman-Jurman in Grafton-Stovall • Competitive Pay • Flexible Work Schedule •reception following in Taylor 404

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ON DAY • EQU A.L meeting. Taylor Hall, rm. 311, 5 p.m. • National Broadcasting Society I Alpha Epsilon Rho officer elections, Anthony Seeger Hall, nn. 10, 6 p.m. • American Criminal Justice Association meeting. Taylor Hall, rm. 306, 6:15p.m. • Pi Sigma Epsilon meeting. Zane Showker Hall, rm. G-5, 6:15p.m. • Science Fiction Fantasy Guild meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404, 7 p.m. • Phi Chi Theta executive meeting, Zane Showker Hall, rm. G-2, 7 p.m. • ROAR meeting, Taylor HaU, nn. 200, 7 p.m. Details: Sarah, x3407. • Omega Delta Kappa meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305, G.G. SMintlstnior artist 7p.m. • First Right meeting, Taylor HaU, rm. 305, 9 p.m. 1.1 UESDAY 15 I • Bernard Cornwell, historical novelist, presents ''The Search for King Arthur," Anthony Seeger auditorium, 4:30p.m. • Circle K meeting, Tayfor Hall, rm. 306, 6 p.m. • College Democrats meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 304, U.N. diplomats squabble over parking Harley-Davidson bikers to raise funds for 7 p.m. Details: Jamie, 433-2807. while nations are In civil war, crises the VIrginia Organ Procurement Agency • AED National Premedical Society meeting, Harrison Hall, rm. A205, 7 p.m. UNITED NATIONS, N.Y.-Last week, Costa Rican ORANGE - Palmer Waugh knows all about the • Psychology Oub meeting, Maury Hall, rm. 101, 7 p.m. diplomat Emilia Castro de Barish parked her car near the agony of waiting for an organ transplant. Eight years a~o, Details: Heather, x5942. United Nations in a space marked for diplomats. When he needed a combination kidney and pancreas transplant, she returned, she found a ticket. and wasn't sure whether either would be available. • Bible study, sponsored by Episcopal Campus "I found a ticket on my car and another on another "Virginia used to be one of the worst states for people Ministry, Canterbury House, 7 p.m. diplomatic car but not on the non-diplomatic vehicle," not donating," said Waugh, who needed the organs • College Republicans meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404, she said. because of his diabetes. "There weren't a lot of transplants 7:30 p.m. Details: Gary, 433-4872. "lt seems to me this is illogical and discriminatory," done here. It was a question of availability." she added. Now 33 years old and the manager of Waugh IWEDNESDAY =, 161 With a civil war raging in Za~ and a crisis bubbling Enterprises, an Orange County Harley-Davidson in Albania, the attention of some of the world's premier dealership, Waugh 1S helping to raise awareness • Sociology dub meeting, Massanutten Room, Warren diplomats has become fixated on, of aJJ things, parking in On Sunday, the Harley-Davidson Owner's Group Hall, 4:30p.m. Details: Julian, x4.119. New York City. chapter in Orange will sponsor the ninth "poker run," a pleasure ride and fund raiser that will help pay for the • Habitat for Humanity meeting, Taylor Hall, [Ill. 4041 Diplomats, who spend their time dispatching 5p.m. peacekeepers to hotspots around the world, are now Virginia Organ Procurement Agency's awareness grappling with a way out of an impasse which threatens campaign. • International Student Association meeting, Taylor to become a public relations disaster. Several hundred bikers are expected for the ride, with Hall, rm. 311, 6 p.m. "We have more important things to get on with," each of them playing in an unusual poker game that • Outing Club meeting, Keezell Hall, rm. 105, 6:30p.m. grumbled Britam's ambassador, John Weston. "And we could win one of them big money. e Hillel meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 305,6:30 p.m. need the pubhc confidence of all our members, and in Bikers pay $10 to enter - $8 if they have an organ particular the United States." donor card - and draw cards at the beginning of the • Hannony meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 311, 7:30p.m. At issue is a program inaugurated Aprill under which ride. They can get new cards at three stops along the way, • Evening Prayer, CCM House, 9:30p.m. the city will confiscate license plates of diplomats who fail and the best hand at the end claims half of~ pot. The to pay their parking tickets within a year. other half goes to the VOPA City officjals claim diplomats ignored 134,281 "An emergency situation is not the time to address !THURSDAY 17) summonses last year, an 11 percent increase from 1995. (organ donation)," Waugh said. "It takes about 20 • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 302, 5 p.m. At $45 a ticket, that comes to a whopping $6 million. minutes to sit down and make the decision. A person on a That's a drop in the bucket, however, compared to the waiting list has to deal with it every day." • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fellowship, $3 billion which the city receives annually by hosting the The poker run will end at the Happy Clam restaurant Baptist Student Center, 5:30 p.m. United Nations, or the $1.6 billion which the United in Colonial Beach located in Westmoreland County along • Guest speaker presents speech on community service, Nations says Washington owes in back debts. the Potomac River sponsored by Center for Service Learning, Grafton-Stovall -AP/newsfinder news service -AP/newsfinder news service Theater, 5:30p.m.

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A "you-are-the-dog" pat to rhe Duke Dog for doing such a great job and coming in third in the national mascot competition. Big secrets in this small town Sent in by a dog lover ., Jw knoM s the heart you pill imo it and the sweat you ho\•e to tndure to be as good as you are. uppose JMU and the Harrisonburg commu­ dents involved in the prostitution ring. Peale · nity discovered in 1986 that 20 to 25 )MU stu­ described them as "young, good-looking and Sdents reportedly were involved in a prostitu­ clean," according to the Daily News-Record. Dart... tion ring run by Ernest James, a former JMU What motive do these witnesses have to lie? employee. Suppose no one did anything about it Peale could be enjoying balmy weather at his except take out a brooll\ lift up a rug and do a lit­ home in Miami, Fla., instead of reliving locker A "charred-and-smoldering" dart to the staff in tle sweeping. room talk in his Harrisonburg Wampler Hall for almost burning the place down last Eleven years later, it's high " video store. Robinson could Sunday and then lying to the residents about what · time we lift up the rug and City ofHarrisonburg . .. be hiding under a rock rather really happened. take a peak at what exactly Youfiailed us when you than testifying in her alma Sem in by a res idem who nmr ~mnders how M'ell­ was sweht under. June 25 mater's hometown. Whether tramed the staff real/\' is. or not they are telling the m:~~~~~v~rc!~~~s~f~~~~ sealed police and court files truth, the fact is, they are the opening of yet another on James' case, ensurzng telling- is anyone listening? Pal... chapter in Harrisonburg the publiC WOUJd never lizy City of Harrisonburg, you failed us 11 years ago when cor_:tu~~ay, Rockingham eyes on them. You turned James merely pleaded guilty A "thanks-for-helping-our" pat to the guys in the County Circuit Court Judge llOUr back on prostitution to aiding and abetting prosti­ brick house across from Cit go/Dairy Queen who Dennis Hupp refused to allow :r . , tution, and you accepted it. helped my mom out when her car died in the middle a jury to hear details of the tn a college town. You failed us when you sealed ofPon Republic Road. 1986 prostitution ring. While police and court files on Sent in b\• an apprtcialil•e Eastem Mennonite Hupp certainly made this decision to keeP the trial James' case, ensuring the public would never lay focused on capital murder charges rather than eyes on them. You turned your back on prostitu­ studem who :r mom is 110w rlrinki11g ofbaking you guys cookies. prostitutio~ his decision makes it all too easy for tion in a college town. Where was your court, those with something to hide to continue to cover newspaper and police department when your cit­ their actions. izens asked how and why JMU students sold their With the jury tucked out of the courtroom, Kim bodies? Dart... Robinson, a JMU student in 1981, reported James Or maybe your citizens never asked. Twelve asked her to enact sex scenes for him, saying he years later, at least some of us are. We demand to A "very-unprofessional" dan to rhe owner and could help her get work in commercials, according know the truth. We demand you show us that manager of JM 's who called uc; liars and cussed us to the Daily News-Record. Robinson described small tO\'Vl\5 don't hide big secrets. touching James' body until he ejaculated in her out when we simply called to ~k why our food never presence. Tire house editorinl reflects the opir1ion of tire editorial carne. Bill Peale, a former Harrisonburg video store bonrd, wl1icl1 consists of tire editor, mnnaging editor and Sent in bv a group ofstudems ~ho used to think owner, said James told him about the JMU stu- opinion editor. J M s was a good place to call to order lau-niglrr food. Kristen Heiss ... editor UDml L Wade ... manaain1 editoi Kdley M. BLu~ .• • • inion~ l.cttcR to me Nwlr should~ Dl11l1lltt1ban 500 ... ~~~kt !)( ntl Rkltt P111 ••• dun 800 ~ ,1JDd hJih -.;U lJt ptbl~d OD a lfOCe available ~S. They 1T1UN be dtli~ ,,, TN Br.~t hvntlo.'lll Tuesb\·or S p.m. Frida\·· A "we-are- , o-proud~of-you " p4.1t to Mindy Fisher Tht BrL'ctt retm-cs the right "' eJ1t for datil\' and srace. for receiving the h onorofG~eekWo an ofthe Year. ~ ''f'lnlo.ms Wdffb:wft6fltsAYh'~~'9nf~~~t.q ~ll .s!iif"};Wt·~·u_~~J-~.l1 ~-· · ' J.,~~ti. !~..l·.;erl ~mru tflf)W,Je~\JW~ 9tU :.bc.8 !t.4r;l l'Jf !ttf'(,P~lJ~Sfurm·. rtT:t:ufr1J:' o '< nolliiqtJ'~dmuH THE BREEZE Monday, April14, 1~7, :e .. OP/ED

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r Men who attended Take Back the of Tht 8rtt:U. I think Taylor is right on the money with his resorts now that campus police blame us, and Tht Breeu appraisal of the "Nineties Athlete." Things have come to a won't thoroughly report violent crime. NIJht are real men, deserve praise I offer a huge thank you to Sarah Bellamy and the I sad state when the players on a school team can dictate what the coach can do in training procedures or leave the Women's Resource Center for taking matters into their To the ldltor: coach the option of leaving the position. own hands and raising awareness in our community This year's Take Back the Night rally had several sur­ This is certainly a strong indication of the rebellious regarding violence against women. prises. Last year, the speak out. vigil and mardi were over nature of the young athletes of today. No worthwhile goal I don't protest that 1 bear some responsibility for my by tG-.30 p.m. This year, there were still people speaking is achieved without stringent discipline and the refusal to own safety, but shouldn't campus police be able to ensure out when I finally left around 12:30 a.m. accept such discipline is evident among many of the team that I can walk through a damn parking lot on campus? I I had no less than 10 female friends who spoke about members today. shouldn't need an escort; cadets s hould already be their experiftlces - at least half of those experiences I had Certainly coaches do, at times, have to exercise strict patrolling these areas. Where there are cars, there are peo­ not known about before. With all of the ones I do know control over their charges and on occasion have to require ple, Mr. MacNutt. Should I call you before or after an about, it makes me wonder if I know any ferhale who has training regimens whkh the team members may find very attacker is done strangling me? not been asuulted. difficult and exhausting. I went through all of this during The BrttU should also bear some responsibility in ­ The most pleasant surprise was the many men who my playing career and with my training at home, I accept­ ter publicizing these assaults. An assaulted woman is attended. We were moved and deeply touched by their· ed what was required of me without question. Over the much more important than drunk ~ public charges, park­ preesa. All of these men shoUld be very proud of them­ intervening years, I have learned to thank my coach for ing tickets and non-violent fraternity pranks. selves. 1'hey are the real men. teaching me to accept necessary discipline in my training. Until the safety issue is taken more seriously, women, Not aU males are brutes. Real men honor, respect and rt is my feeling that players who are on scholarships lock your doors and keep your eyes on Police Log. That's protect women. They are the good guys we ue aU lOoking and object to the training regimen of their coach should be the only way you11 remember that you are not safe here to find. Not only should men be a part of the movement or willing to give up their scholarships rather than pillory -on your own campus. organizations for women's rights, we feellt\S\ should be their coach for their own shortcomin~ at the forefront of, if not actually leading. thde organiza- ti~ ~ We, as men, need to stop and prevent any turther vic­ tirriization 'of others. We need to stop what soine men are doing so we can begin to lilce ourselves again. Real men Holocaust Remembrance Day find their strength and power from within. "They do not take it from women. chiklren or other men. ; events to honor dead, educate It often appears from the outside that antilrape organi­ students unfamiliar with atrocities zations are aJso anti-male. This is not true. Men are wel­ come and encouraged to take part All of these volunteer organizations are open to everyone. There can never be To the Ealtor: enough people involved. The people who are involved can Imagine the world's astonishment if aU JMU students never do enough because there is so much to be dme. Coach Moonnan has done an admirable job for JMU. It were inexplicably murdered. (t seems unfeasible that such Real men can and should be an integral part in the speaks for her character and Wtderstand.ing that she was a catastrophic event could take place in our present soci­ process. You would not believe what a tu.ma'lg point it is wil.ling to move out of her position, rather than create a ety. Amazingly, just over SO years ago, such an event took in a female victim's recovery to hear &om a male that it very bad situation. There are many of us fans, notably the the lives ol more than 900 times the JMU student popula­ was not her fault What a wonderful gift to giVe to another Fast Break Oub, who are very disheartened by this event, tion. This ewent is better known as the Holocaust person: to bear witness to and honOr their pain. Men are and many of us feel a sharp decline in interest in the bas­ On April 16, JMU will observe Holocaust not incapable of sensitivity. We are just inexperienced, but kelbaU program. Remembrance Day. Hillel Co~p, along with the practice makes perfect. In our outreach programs Fast Break, through hard work, has increased atten­ aid of the Holocaust Remembrance Day Committee, designed for male/female or aD-male audiences, and in dance from a couple of hundred to over a thousand. Some University Program Board and Alpha Phi Omega, has our men's group, we are constantly amazed at the amount of us now wonder whether our support of Coach plaMed many events for this historic day. of sensitivity men are capable ol if given the opporturUty. Moorman can be transferred to a new coach, who, pre­ From 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m., we will read the names of the If we are ~ver to stop the violence, we duast fight sex­ sumably will pass muster with the team. It seems this is aU deceased from a Jog book given to us by the Holocaust ism in aU of its forms, including sexism directed towards a case of the tail wagging the dog. museum,, ~te victims' poetry and parta.ke in some mter­ women, towards men, heterosexism/homophobia and active exetdses on the commons. From 12 to 5 p.m., there racism. It all comes down to power-who has it and who will be displays, videos and fitSt..fland Holocaust accounts doesn't We wekome input from aU men regardless of race Mapat G. Bowt•• in the PC BaUroom. At 6;30 p.m., we wiU hold a candle­ or sexual orientation...... light vigil on the commons in honor of all who died in the We should honor the men who were present at Take Holocaust At 7 p.m., Alicia Appleman-Jurman, Holocaust Back the Night for their demonstration of mature mas­ University needs to do more to ensure survivor and keynote speaker, will discuss her personal culinity. We don't believe guys need to act more like safety; not just studa1t responslbllty saga in concentration camps. PoUowing her speech, there women. They need to be more like men. will be a reception and brief discussion in Taylor 404 We want to hear from the men out there. We want to where Appleman-junnan will sign her autobiography, hear your questions, concerns or comments. Anyone inter­ To the Editor. Alicia: My Story. ested in giving their time, getting information on one of I am shocked The Bmu hasn't the good sense to betteT However, the importance ofHob:aust remembrance our programs or in joining a men's group, please feel Cree inform the JMU community about potential safety risks on should not be solely recognized by the JMU jewish popu­ to contact us at the Office of Sexual Assault Education campus. I was surprised to see only a snippet in Police lation After all, between six and seven million gypsies, (x2831). Log regarding the March 27 assault on a woman by a political prisoners, mentally m, foreigners, physicalJy dis­ freak hiding in her car. abled, homosexuals, mentally disabled, criminals and I figured I'd give The Brreze the benefit of the doubt; I'd individuals aiding and abetting the per.;ecuted were also wait Wttil Monday to find a spread on violence on campus exterminated in the Holocaust or a caU for better patrolling by campus cadets. What did I The necessity for Holocaust Remembrance Day is to get? An editorial about how I can't walk safely on my own teach those who may be completely unfamiliar with this campus? .. Use the escort service ...," director of public event, and combat the misleading and ignorant teachings safety Alan MacNutt sa.id. of these so-called "historical revisionists" who claim this Now walt a minute. Is the editorial board trying to teU genocide never took place. 1 urge everyone to attend as me that the campus police are not responsible for public many events as possible Wednesday. Education is the JMU alumna supports commentary's safety? What emergency phone do I use when I'm in the most effective solution to ignorance. criticism of Nlnetl• Athlete middle of a parking lot at night? The one in my backseat AJbert Einstein once said, "lt only takes one generation with an attacker? Why can't campus police patrol these to forget what it took mankind thousands of years to parking lots behind Burruss and Miller halls and Carrier learn." The purpose of Holocaust Remembrance Day is to TotM ldtor. Library? This is not the first time such a thing has hap­ commemorate the more than twelve million people I am a 1938 JMU graduate. I pla)"!d basketball for thNe pened in these parking lots. dead, not to forget them. years under Coach Althea Johnson. I also played field Ladies, notice the irony of the letter to the Editor on the hockev, ~Wi that~ · J · ~. fintW>d. ~~'~"'My ~ t;ppOStng tM aroremennoned ~ltoria]; JiromotiOO t Humb~ · ~, bf" Jonn M ' ta~1~~~rffi:~·AP.ill ~f,~J: for Take Back the Night 1oio.i.- one of OUt only rem'aining l p \ 10 Monday, April 14, 1997 THE BREEZE

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riving my BMW, I was stopped by For the n.a<:ord, I don't under..tand why approaching an immoral level (i.e. JHOP one day will s tand for Not Relevant an HPD officer. He awarded me a Pepsico lnc. hasn't switched to acronyms serves RC Cola). Anymore). D OUT. This ended my trip to BWl, for their other fast food restaurants, like In cyberspace, acronyms are omnipres­ During m} Army days (•'" ,, PFC), I to fly TWA to NYC's JFK, to set> a non- Taco Bell. ent Just a few are WWW, URL, I ITTP, was s urrounded by a maebtrom of HMO OB/GYN about my IUD. Good Acronym pollution is a serious problem AOL, VAX, IRC, RAM, ROM, COM, WP acronym s When the Pent.1gon does thing he didn' t find the PCP, LSD, and in the U.S. On TV, we watch NBC, ABC, and MS-DOS. It's enough to send your acronyms, they get S<'rious. THC hidden behind the AM/ FM radio! CBS and CNN We record using VCRs REM speed through the roof. I was a student in the USAESOM, locat­ Ridiculous first paragraph, isn't it? Yet (and TDK video tapes). We used to listen AIDS is most likely caused by IIIV, ed o n USNBI C. My favori l ~ military it contains well- to COs o f REM, which can be transmitted jus t like any acronym was taught to me by nn c;oa OCS known acronyms flllllll~~~~------r NKOTB and other SfD, which used to be called VD (so candidJte over a tasty and nutritious MRE. most of us under- TAI-KAP. Before keep your BVDs on) Sounds like some­ (FYI the Army motto "' ( Y A , c.,pt.>cially stlnd. The problem STB * that, we listened to thing your mother would say, doesn't it? 1f you've gone AWOL). is the acronyms we tapes of AC/ DC She would also to tell you to mind your P's So who do we blame for this ridicu­ u se are becoming •shooting tlte Breeze and OMD. and Q's: tt isn't PC to talk about OJ. lousness? FDR, of cou~ . It w.1s he who more varied, and And who does- Even my family does it. My Dad is a creJted more acronym federal programs our s peech is ap- _ SOH• n't enJOY watch- D.D.S., my Mom is an R.N , and recently th,lO any previous pr~idcnt. They includ­ proaching some ing SNL - com- my cous in J.D marned a girl named ed the SEC, FDIC, WPA, AAA, CCC, form of code. J have •scott D. Henricllsen plete with com- DeeDee (true story). FERA, TVA and REA. To top it off, he was become In- creas- mercials for Sally Where did this nonsense begin? Where followed by JA< and LBJ, and the ridicu­ ingly resentful of S t r u t h e r s ' all good nonsense begins, of course: with lousness runs out of control to th1s day this need to carry a personal conversation- International Correspondence Schools. the federal government You've heard of Do M&:Ms contain MSG? Docs MBA al Rosetta Stone. There's no better way to get your GED1 the federal government. It's based in D.C. equal BMW? Acronym pollution muo;t be Another example: JMU could use a 1n sports, we juggle the NCAA, AL, NL, which is just ouhiide NoVa brought under control ASAP We need to KFC. They could put it in IDU, right next PGA, NBA, NHL, NASCAR and NFL (fea- Uncle Sam has brought you the IRS, form a committee and mt>et for di'

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April 17th, 5:30p.m. Grafton-Stovall Theater ------~1 ~Jr~~]j ~~------Tiffi--B-~-E-ZE_M_o_n~_Y·-~-rii-14_, 1_99-7 -U 'Little Shop' not a horror and Ashman were more concerned with the outrageous by Chris Klimek wigs and hideous makeup they could drape their actors in smior writ~r than in creating believable characters. A sort of Creek cho­ -movie schlock king Roger Connan made 'The Uttle rus of teenybopper girls (Linda Chittick, Lori McKinney Shop of Horrors," a musical comedy about a people­ and Jina Smiley) oversees the proceedings, while Beating plant, within two days in 1960. Howard Pramstaller's Audrey wears so much mascara she could Ashman and Alan Menken peddled the cult film into a be auditioning for a John Waters movie. This makes per­ successful off-Broadway musical, which Muppetmeister fect sense, actually. Frank Oz then turned into a big-budget film in 1986. The gifted cast al)d musicians make this cheesy '50s Whether or not this cornball campfest's arrival at the pastiche as watchable as possible, but rarely does it seem Experimental Theatre last week will mark the end of its inspired. Director Jennifer Bunch has ably risen to the journey remains to be seen, but based on the evidence of challenge of staging a musical within the tiny confines of this production, it would seem the show still has some cre­ Theatre n, and it's Ashman and Menken's fault, not hers, ative life left - provided, of course, you have a taste for that the show is never quite as funny or as scary as it kitsch. should be. I{ 1·: , .11·: ,,.

Not everyone does, which might explain the decidedly mixed reaction of Saturday's matinee audience. Perhaps the gaggle of parents who brought their young children were uncomfortable with some of the show's grosser (but basically tame) innuendo, mostly courtesy of senior Hunter Hanger's Mr Mushnik and senior Mark Carroll's Orin. The former is the paternal owner of a failing "Skid Row" flower shop; the latter, the abusive dentist­ boyfriend of one of Mushnik's employees, Audrey ijunior Sarah Pramstaller). When Seymour Oim Sluder), a shy, effete boy who works in the flower shop with Audrey, dis­ covers a mysterious new species of plant, the ensuing media buzz brings a windfall to the store's fortunes. Seymour names the plant Audrey n, after the woman he secretly loves. Despite his new-found celebrity, Seymour is troubled: He feels powerless to stop Audrey's thug boyfriend from beating her, and if that weren't trouble enough, his pre­ FILE PHOTOS BY KYLE BVSS cious plant (which inexplicably begins to speak - in jive, (Above) Seymour (Jim Sluder) attempts to kill Audrey II no less - halfway through the show} is demanding more (played by Tamar Anttal and Matt Cannlgnton) with a and more sustenance. kntfe. And we ain't talkin' about water, soil and sunlight. (Below) Mr. Mushnlk (Hunter Hangeron left) adopts It's a cute little story, almost to a fault. Oearly, Corman Seymour (Sluder on IiCht) and the two sing about ft.

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(above) Freshman Eugene Kitamura, junior Agat a Watanabe, senior Nadlsha Prells and freshman Michael Fifl Deku model clothing from their native countries as part of the Multicultural Fashion Show In the PC Ballroom Friday night . (below) Sophomore Leslie Nkansah strikes a pose.

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Students cut a rug In the PC Ballroom Saturday night, where Tracey Lee and the Huck-a- We're one, ·hU:t WE sible venue. In our own illustrious never seen him by Commentary Julian Walker newspaper we see the Police Log about aproject. H assistant style/focus editor lltte.red with random acts of ed enthusiasm for Last week JMU experienced unkindness; from the theft of per­ ject is refreshing . its first annual Unity Fest. It was sonal property, to the hanging of embraced and em a multi-sponsored, multi-faceted a noose around a multi-cultural ers. event spanning an entire week poster. These atrocities must stop " I was trying and including a myriad of events if progress is to be made, and everything for e, directed at the entire JMU cam­ Unity Fest is the best attempt I difficult when you pus rather than just one specific have seen so far. gramming for a SJ demographic group. We can follow the example Byrd said. Unity Fest is something JMU and principles of Unity Fest. [ t ''Unity Fest haJ needs. Too often at this institu­ included the collaboration of vari­ ed for next year, a: tion, as in many other predomi­ ous groups: the University will become a tra' nantly white universities, differ­ Program Board, the Center for That was our p ent racial and ethnic groups are Multi-Cultural Student Services, beginning.'' segregated from one another. Natural Highs, Tau Beta Sigma, Unity Fest bega This separation is a result of Kappa Kappa Psi, Madison evening with the many factors including insensi­ Leadership Council, Women's Back the Night pr tive programing and personal Resource Center and local mer­ tinues through t< preference from members of dif­ chants. AIDS Quilt displa ferent factions on campus. Being The premise was to bring tion. During the w located in the South doesn't help together all genders, races and a speaker, fashior the matter either. ethnic groups. n ight, a hip hop/ Every day we are inundated For Akiba B}Td, issues and and various oth with images of violence and hate. cultural awareness chair of UPB, There was somett And its not just racial hate, it's Unity Fest is his last project before body. the disregard human beings have graduation. I know him person­ The benefit co1 for each other. We receive con­ ally, and I have worked with him show scheduled stant reminders from every pot;-- '011 various projects, and I have afternoon on Hills THE BREEZE Monday, April J4 , 1997 19 Rhymin'wit Tracey Lee Rapper reveals himself a man of 'Many Facez'

Interview by Julian Walker Rakim. He's working on his solo project, assistant syltlfocus editor and he's my label mate on Universal Records. In the world of hip hop, newcomers JW: What type of advice would you 'give to the game usually do one of two to young people trying to get started in things: they either faU flat on their face or this business, so far as the work aspect make an instant splash. The latter is that is necessary to make it? applicable in the case of Tracey Lee. His TL: It takes a lot of patience and a lot of hit single "The Theme" has become a practicing yow craft. You have keep at it. party anthem and taken th~ nation 'by If you Love it you can't let go no matter storm' literally and figuratively (his how much you want to. I've been entertainment company is named By rhyming' since I was eleven years old, Storm). and J've been trying to get a record deal I had a chance to speak with Lee and since l was 15, and l'm 26 now and l'm his RNF Crew before the performance just getting started. That's about 11 about his newly acquired fame, his years. I could have easily given up 1 pfePC!ration for stardom and his future could have used my degree to get a nine­ plans. to-five, but 1 didn't want to do that 1 JW: "hat's up with the album title love it so much it didn't matter how long "Many Facez?" it took. TL: It's a direct comparison to how JW: How do you portray hip hop as a Tracey Lee is. I consider myself multi­ true art fonn to people who don't view it faceted. I consider myself able to adapt as such? to situations. I'm a moody person. TL: The music I create is how I live, and Sometimes I like to chill, sometimes I like if you're not living it you aren't going to party with my RNF crew. That's how the understand it, so the best way l can pre­ albwn is; there are many different faces, sent it is the way 1 see it It's easy to bad­ each joint on the album describes how mouth something from the sidelines, but Tracey Lee is on a day-to-day basis. if you're not involved in jt you really JW: Where did you go to school? don't understand. TL: Howard University. JW: 1 noticed on your CD that you really JW: How do you think that school posi­ don't focus on negativity. Is this a trend tively affected you, in regards to prepar~ that you would like to sec more of in hjp ing you for life? hop? TL: Well my degree is in communica­ TL: I could talk about things like that but tions, media prodttction. So it definitely I don't choose to. t think a lot of emcees helped me out. At one point, I wanted to who talk about that are crying out for be a radio engineer and it prepared me help. We should listen to the problem for that, and it also gave me a back­ and try to rectify it. I've seen the bad ground in the technical aspects of equi~ things, but I have also seen the other side ment that I use now, different mics, qual­ of the ~ basically my message is STEVE BOLING/.rra.ff phtJtographu ity sound. College helped me to speak to take advantage of the positive oppor­ ICk·a-Bucks performed as part of the weekend's Unity Fest celebrations. and hold intelligent conversations. Also tunities that are accessible to you. networking, I met a lot of people in col­ JW: Are you formulating plans for your lege including , the head of By nextCDyet? Storm Entertainment (and the executive TL: I have the concept for the album in producer of Life After Death, the plat­ my head right now. I have about eight re're not the s.ame inum double CD released posthumously joints in my head, but I just need time to by The Notorious B.l.G.) and the RNF sit down and put it on paper. Rist\t now him more excited canceled due to rain, but that and feelings and determine crew. my main goal is to push the [current) ct. His whole-heart· couldn't dampen the spirit of the where you s tand. We all have JW: With regards to the RNF crew, do album. A lot of people don't know the n for this entire pro­ celebration. room for improvement and you have anybody waiting in the wings, album is out. It's many different things ling and should be Unity Fest was a succes, and it change. and also, are you try!ng to follow the on the album. I'm just~ to ~ote d emulated by oth- accomplished what it was sup­ The impact this type of event example of many other hip hop artists that. posed to. It is not, however, the can have on a person can be seen and look to fonn your own production JW: Are you on a scheduled tour, or are {ing to encompass lone solution to all of the barriers through the words of Byrd. company? you just doing different stops? 'or everybody. It's that divide this campus. There "I would like to thank every­ TL: Most definitely. RNF has our own TL: We're working on a summer tour 1 you're used to pro­ are still many problems that need body who worked closely with management company, and they man­ right now, possibly with the Wu Tang r a specific group," to be addressed at this institution. me/' he said. "It's an experience age me. We have a lot of artists who we Clan. I'll keep you ~ted [laughing]. Racial prejudice still remains a that I will never forget." are ready to bring out. JW: What's the next step for you? ;t has been budget­ large problem looming on the Unity Fest is a new tradition JW: What was it like working with TL: I definitely want to do acting. I also ~ar, and hopefully it horizon of the frontier that is instilling a breath of fresh air into Busta Rhymes? Is he wild like everyone want to get into production and artist a tradition at JMU. James Madison University. 1 have JMU. Though it comes but once a thinks? development. ur plan from the experienced a great deal of preju~ year, we all need to put into TL: Yeah. He's like on and off. He'll be JW: What one piece of advice can you dice while attending this school, practice, on a daily basis, the chillin' and then when you tum the cam­ pass on that you have learned? beganlastTu~ay as many others have. principles it exemplifies. era on or put the mic in his hand he's TL: Actually there's two things. 1 the national Take Don't sleep. 1 challenge everyone to totally different - a character. It was l(,,owledge. You can never know too ht project and con­ One celebration of diversity is involve yourself, make it your fun, J can't think of anyone else I would tJ'I:•"h. You should try to read as much as gh today with the not the answer. If you need vali­ business. This is your school. want to do a remix to "The Theme" with. y.,;. can. You don't have to agree with lisplay and dedica­ dation consider doing one of the The first step to solving a It was a pleasant experience. everything, but yoo should know that it he week it included following; for readers who are problem is adt:1itting to ourselves JW: Is there anyone you look to work exists. Perseverance; Don't let anyone tell shion show, casino cinema inclined go rent the film that we have a problem. with in the future, or anyone you idol­ you that you can't do something. If it's hop I go-go concert "Higher Learning'' (if you recall, Every one must first put their ized that you want to work with? God's will, it will happen. ; other activities. Tyra Bank's character was killed own house in order before they Tl: Redman. We're in the process of JW: Are you a religious person? mething for every- during a multicultural event that can attempt to put other houses talking about a project right now. I TL: I'm a spiritual person. 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CAR 0: Basically our training comes JO'E: I think certain dties get a bad impres- JOE: We w ouldn't mind working with Interview from our producer Roy &ttle. Being with sion of the music. For instance, we'll take a anybody; rappers, R&B singers, anybody. • asst. the group, I have learned thing.-;. song off the radio and we'll put it in our Also, the music is still local right now, but Go-Go is ont> of the newer genres of JW: Go-Go is mainly associated with par- own way. Some people get offended by we are looking to grow surfacing within the last 15 years. ties, is your concern strictly getting the that and say that go-go music just makt>S JW: flow far have you toured? Is movement is mainly based in party hype or is there a deeper message? up a beat and copies somebody's Iynes. A jOE: We've been to Philly, Delaware and• ington, D.C. However, go-go has JOE: We are trying to get a message across lot of the stuff ttk"lt we do i5 original. We North Carolina (Chapel Hill) Sooner or later we're going to get everyone to accept spread through a swell of grass­ that go-go is a 11N h try to focus on origi- support and has recently expanded form of music. 0 matter w at, nality, but we will the music. territory. You have per- h take a song and put JW: What do you think is the difference Many JMU students hail from the cussion, vocals, w atever you ~~ant to do our own o.c &va' to between a go-go band and a go-go OJ like _ rthern Virginia/D.C. area and are keyboards, etc. • it. It's kinda like a OJ Kool? rdent supporters of this music. This was tt isn't a nega- you can do tt. Keep on remix. JOE: We're a live ba.nd, a.nd he's a OJ. OJ more evident then when I conduct· tive thing It's • • • [ JW: Do you feel that Kool play::. re<:ords, but 10 another sense he this interview. The room was fillt>d with rormed in strzvzng. You wtl have your music helps to helps to expand our mustcal horizons. band members and a lmost 20 loyal Washington, d d db d , promote musical JW: Do you have any albums in the fans of the Huck-a-Bucks. The DC., and it's gOO ays an Q OneS. expansion and com- works? of the 10 member band has a home­ just for every- bat the stereotyp es JOE: We have two albums out already, feel that isn't easily defined, but is body to come many people have and we have two more in the works. One meant strictly for the purpose of rump­ toge the r and Joe about African is set to be released i.n the early summer. !:ohaking. I sat down with the band before have fun, party . member of the go-go band 1hc Hucl-a-Bucko; American music due JW: What instruments docs your mus1c I their s how, in a room c rowded w ith together and to v1ews about hip encompass? women Jnd tri~d my best to conduct some have a good time. hop? JOE: Congas, drums, keyboard, guitilf<;, S4!mblance of an interview. MARK: just kick back and relax, alright. JOt: I feel that we a rc true musioans. bass and a sampler. . When did you get your start and how JW: Where does the name Huck-a-Bucks JW Are you looking to do anvthing JW: Does everyont! have a ~JX><:ialty, or are id you come together? come from? · beyond the band? you interchangc<~ble? JOE: We've been together for like threc JOE: Our manager's wife came up with MARK: I want to start m y own record CARLO: Some of uc; art' multi-talt•nted, •md a half years. Jhe gwup was formed by the name. It mean... "young bucks." The label some aren't• our man.1gc• .md oWnt!r Charlie Finley. goJI Wd, nnd have you expcricnct~ any togetht>r as a whole and n black Oll n tn do you um In it Keep on triving You tl. ining, or nrc you JUSt nnturally mu •cal• animosity tron1 crowd tla.ll weren't go-go JW: Are )OU looking to "ork \\ith an Olll' \\ill have good dn~~ and h.1d onec;, l\ s;iftl•d? fan ? 10 pnrt1cula• m the future? I\ cry hod) h,,,. bad d,1) s

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The JMU baeba1J team (22-18) took a Harper gave UP.'ibree runs in the first "Once Travis Harper got by the first "He (Farkas] gave me a 1-0 slider and sunny day and mad e it slightly brighter inning, including baCk-to-bade home nms couple innings, he showed the type of he hung it a little bit. I was a little out on yestetday u a double header with lt to VCU's fourth anCI fifth bi~. However. quality pitcher he is," JMU head coach my front foot, but I kept my weight back Kevin Anderson said. just enough to put enough power into it After scoring twice in the bottom half of and hlt it over the fence," said Razler, who the first and once in the third, the Dukes now leads the team in RBI with 40. tied the game at four in the fourth inning Sams, who took over for Harper in the on a Rich Rodannel double. The hit drove seventh, preserved the 12-6 lead and• in left fielder Chad Hartman, who singled. earned his third save of the year by reb ring From that moment on, the Dukes never VCU in order in the ninth. looked back. Unfortunatley, the Dukes could not "We knew [VCU] was a good dub, and carry the momentum into game two. They when they came out they hit the ball well. fell to the Rams, 7-5. but we came right back and answered Offensively, JMU was led by junior that," third baseman Eric Bender said. "To Corey Hoch. He went two-for-four from me, that was the turning point because if the plate and knocked in two runs. Senior we had we got shut out in that inning, you Ray Baksh and junior Greg WhitE} also con­ never know what could have happened." tributed from the plate, both going two­ Bender, who reached base every time for-four. he batted, drove in what looked like an The Rams scored four of their runs in insurance run for JMU in the SI.Xth inning the first three innings and JMU JUSt could with a line drive double that went over the not respond head of VCU centerfielder Justin Martin. White led off the fifth inning with a However, the run proved to be more than home run. The Dukes scored two runs on insurance as VCU came back and scored three hits in that inning but 1t wasn't quite twice off Harper in the eighth before JMU enough. VCU came back with one run in reliever Aaron Sams could end the inning the sixth and two more in the sevenlh to PETER HAGGARTY /snrior phoWgraphtr by forcing pinch hitter Brad Simpson to finish off the Dukes. JMU freshmM outfielder Riehle Rodarmel alldes safely home with the Duk• alxth ground out. · • JMU travels to Virginia Tech tomorrow run In the first came of Sunclay'a doubleheader. The Duk• defeated VCU, 13-5. In the bottom half of the eighth, Kevin to take on the Hokies. JMU soccer standout Purcell is named 1997 Academic All-American by Justin Christopher . staff writer I The plight of the student-athlete has come into the spotligllt recently at James Madison University, albeit for all the wrong reasons. Within the past month, the school's concern for the student-athlete has surfaced a feW times as reasoning for fir­ ings, hiring& and resignations of coaches. In the case of Barry Purcell, however, the spotlight shines for all the right reasons. Purcell has previously made headlines as the starting goalkeeper for the Dukes' men's soccer team. Last Tuesday, PUrcell was named to the 1997 GTE/Cotlege Sports Information DirectOrs (CoSIDA) Academic All-America Men's At-large Team. Purcell is only the seventh athlete in JMU history, and only the third since 19'79, to be named an Academlc All-American. "The recognition Barry has received is great for our athletic program," JMU Athletic Director Don Lem.Jsh said. "Given the emphasis we put on academics here, 1 really could not be prouder of Barry and his accomplishments both on and off the field." In four seasons in the net for the Dukes, Purcell set school records for career ~hutouts (28) and consecutive minutes without being scored upon (643:42). He was also named to first team all-region, all-conference ~d all-state ho.nors l~t fall_· In the classroom, Purcell posted. a sparkling 3.43 grade-pomt average, while eanung his geog- .r:aphy degree. . . . According to both Purcell and his coach, thiS honor has been a long time m the making. . "I can remember Barry coming in his fresh.man year and setting a goal to be an aca- demic aU-American " men's soccer head coach Tom Martin said. 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by Seth Burton clean it up and do better at that" assistants ts Nitor Runningback Delvin Joyce showed some spark in the back­ For JMU football fans, field, while gaining 67 yards on spring football game 13 carries. However, he also had nl"n'LIInE'O a few new and unfamil­ some trouble holding onto the sights. football, fumbling twice. There was graduated All­ The Dukes, who are in the rvoon.la>P Conference wide receiver process of adjusting to a new Brooks standing in street defense coordinator and defen­ and former quarterback sive scheme, made big plays Gonzalez watching from throughout the afternoon. stands. Most importantly, " I was really pleased that they was an attacking, aggres­ [the defense] hung in there and defense that came away with didn' t start reverting back to 19-10 victory over the offense. some old habits," Wood said r The offense received points in about the defensive effort. traditional manner, while the "For the most part, we made Aot·Pn•:~> was awarded one point some plays and we were control­ r a defensive stop and three ling the line of scrimmage on the for a turnover. defensive side of the ball most of The defense dominated the the day, and 1 like that." Wood me, preying on a young said. ense playing without four Junior Tony Woods was just injured starters. one of the defensive players to "We've got a few guys make big plays as he picked off a banged up," head coach Alex Greg Maddox pass early in the Wood said. "We had some peo­ first quarter. ple missing today, but they'll be Sophomore B.J. ThomJey and back." junior Torrey Tillman also pulled The offense was without start­ LAURA SOULAR/stnior plrotogrnphn down interceptions. mg w1deouts sophomores Chris Freshman runnln&back Delvtn Joyce follows the block of freshman Ryan Perry (141) and head• up-field The Duke quarterbacks were Watkins and Andy Carson and In the third quarter of Saturday'I aprlnl football came. under pressure all day as the starting runningback C.J. Evans, Dukes was whether one out of of guy, and his confidence is DeFilippo went six of 11 for 40 defense continually stormed past all who were injured in spring their quarterback quartet would starting to grow more and more. yards, while Griffin was seven of the young JMU offensive line. practice Perhaps the biggest loss emerge as a leading candidate for He's a natural back there." 11 for 96 yards. Maddox threw "We're putting our hands on of the spring for the Dukes, how­ the job. No clear-cut winner was Maddox said about the situa­ two completions for a total of 34 people [on the defensive line)," ever, was redshirt freshman full­ decided, and Wood said he tion, "All thrPe of us are really yards. Wood said. "That frees up some back Jeremy McCommons. would take the quarterback com­ close, there's no one person that "At this point, we've got to of the linebackers and that ' McCommons, who was slated petition into the fall. just stands out. I mean every­ give them more time," Wood allowed Doug Bigelow to make to be the starter in the backfield, While sophomore Greg one's good, and everyone also said about his quarterbacks. some plays and Ordonez made a tore his anterior crucite ligament Maddox started the game, the has a little different game." Despite the slick conditions, couple, so I was pleased with the on April 7, in what could be a Dukes most sustained drives of Sophomore quarterback John Wood was not pleased with the front seven." career-threatening injury. the afternoon came with fresh­ DeFilippo threw the only touch­ way the offense took care of the The Dukes are looking to heal "I'll probably end up playing man Benny Griffin at the helm down of the afternoon, a six-yard ball. their spring battle wounds and again," McCommons said. "But l "Benny was the one who set pass to senior Crmg Aikens, who "We had way too many fum· take what they have learned ttus don't know.lt will be tough." the tempo best today," Wood was moved to w1de receiver ear­ bles," Wood said "That's a seri­ spring into the upcoming season. The main question facing the said. "Benny is a take-charge ~ lier this week. ous problem, and we've got to JMU's season starts Sept. 6.

contmued from page 25 m lending a hand to his success in the everything going for him because he classroom. work~ hard to get it I can't think of a bet­ "I don't think a lot of athletes realize ter example a kid could set than what how well we have it here," he said. "We're Barrv has." given a good opportunity to have a com­ Lemish summed up his feelings for plete college experience. In my case, I PurceU simply, 'There reaUy isn't enough enjoyed playing for Coach Martin. He I can say about him." allowed me to balance both soccer and my Purcell believes his future lies in the classwork, which field of law and that let me get more his playing days are involved in my probably numbered. classes and enjoy "The recognition Barry "I see myself as a them as well." legal professional in After graduat­ has received is great for some respect," he mg last December, sa 1d "I know that I Purcell went to our athletic program. " may not be playing work in the JMU soccer for much athletic offices, longer, but I've real­ working with the Don Lemish ly enjoyed the game, baseball team in JMU athletic director and I'm thankful for an effort to sell ------what it's given me." more tickets to games, as well as worklng No doubt JMU should be thankful for on the Alum11i Ammnl. all that Barry Purcell has given it. He has also furthered his soccer career by playing professionally with the lrr addition to Purcell, JMU gymuast Keri Richmond Kickers of the United States Erazmus toos recently rwmcd the eiglltll JMU Indoor Soccer League. ln the fall, Purcell atJrlete ever to the 1997 GTE/CoS IDA wiU attend law school in Richmond. Academic A/1-Amenca Women's At- Large FILE PHOTO BY KYLE BUSS Ttam. Her profilt will run in Tlzur day's .:>n•tn"'" of what a student­ While at JMU, All-American Barry Purcell ported a higher grade point avera&e than MJI·rnn RICI. "He haS Breeze. goals agalnlt average. In the fall, Purcell II attend law schoo\ In RJchmond. - 28 Monday. April 14. 1997 THE BREEZE II LEGENDS . SPORTING GOODS

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Also Jeeps, highly mot1vated lndlvlouol to direct Pool M•n•cers - Northern Lara• 1BR ept. - Great locatton. Sublet - Madlaon Menor, 4WOs. Your Area. Toll Free 1-8()().. our sales project Contact David at VIrginia area. summer BOOKSTORE July 1. no pets, $315. 433-1569. furntshed. May August. rent 218-9000 Ext. A-3727 for current (800)563-6654 lor more Info. employment, excellent pay. larae negottable. Nicole, 434 ·114 7. tlsungs community pools, stron& Room In 4BR ept. - Males. $240. Uve • work 011 the Outer Banks managertal support, please call all uttht18S, August 1. 433-1569. Quiet a. cleen - 1BR available tn Gov' t foreclosed homea from - Room & board In our home th1s (703)323-9334 for Info. Immaculate 4BR house at1105 s. penn1es on $1. Delinquent tax. summer In CAChange for chlldeere / April 23-24 Sutnmef sublet - Commons, rent Matn St. Leese runs 8/ 1 7/ 31. repos. REOs. Your area Toll free. or our 4 & 2 year old b:>ys. Ample Contact Brett at 434 3121 TIRED OF THE BULL? fleiOlJable. Call MaU. 434 3986. (800)218-9000 ext. H·3127 tor free ume for 2nd JOb & time to JMU current lisungs enJOY the beach! Call Ttm/LtSa. Subleue Mey tllru July - 1RM, Cheap subleta- May/June/July (919)255 0423. Referencea & * NOT PAID ENOUGH? * or any of summer 2 rooms for Bookstore $205/mo. Call Sylvia. 574 3456. pan Movlnc nlel Futon, sleeper sofa, personallntorvielti required rent Forest Hills townhouse Rent co ffee tatlle. end tables. * NO ADVANCEMENT?* negotiable 432 6535 Summer eublat - May thru July entertainment center. leather If you're not phone thy A have en Olde Mtll . Call Frank. 574-4032 chatr Good condttton. reasonable enthus•asttc outlook on hfe. our * NO SECURITY? * Summer rentela - Room 1n pnces 433-7179 office has 5 openlnas for April 25- furnished townhouse. 3 blocks. * LONG HOURS? * Summer sublet - Mey.Aucust, tndtvtduals just l•ke you We offer 434-3397/ 568 3206 May2 Commons. furntshed . top of the Cer speakers - 6 11 2• 160W paid tra1ning. Serious inqumes * NO RECOGNITION? * hill. very convenient. rent Ptoneer three way Never used! onlyl Call 564..()095 after 5 p.m. & Sublease Aahby - Ava1lable negottable. Can Lauren. 434 5801. $7!5. 43J.0150. anyttme now until A1.1guat 6 ask for ChaQ. HIGHLANDS Furmshed/unfurnlshed. ren t 2-4K MONTH $150/ mo. - Olde Mill. Summar negotiable. Other rooms available 1978 MG Mld&et - Fully Help wented - Earn up to ROOM sublease. 2 RMs available. May. 434 8170. restored. $4600. (540)856-2454. $500/week assembllni prOducts Howard. 433-1105 at home No e•perlence. Info, CAU (540)433-8676 Warren Hall Unlveralty Piece - Top floor, 4BR. Giant 1,._,. - $200/ obo. Great 1504)648-1700 Dept. VA 4806. R-.te wanted to share 2BR cash back bonus. 57 4 shape. barely nddt'n Nate, 564- townhouse. May May lease. Ask 3265/(800)398-7955 1740. summer child cera - Profess•onat for T1m, (W)433-7000 or (H)434· couple soaks JMU student to 9738. Sublet from ual 3 furnished rooms Dixie Pawn- Will buy your TVs, prOVIde weekday chtld care 1n our Golden Corral of'ran ftelllbM houri April 29- 1n a beauuful furntshed house; stereos. VCRs. game systems that home from June 6 to Auaust 25 with excellent pay We have ..atmmer sublet- 18R apt., W/0, May-July; rent reasonable & are under 5 years old We pey Son & daughter ages 7 & 10. very various positions open in May1 negotiable rent , furnished, May negotiable Come check tt out, cuh. 574-4500. Independent. Excellent pay with Harnsonburg's newest restaurant. until Auaust, on bus route. Call 111 Campbell Sl or call 433 two weeks pa•d vacation (7/14 Come JOin the excitement. MISTER CHIPS NICOle, 564·2733. 3077 Pentium 100MHz, 32 MB RAM. 7/18 & 8/4-8/8). Will provide pool Accepting applications et the S 1 6 G•gabyte hard driVe, 28 8 f8J( membership & other recreational Matn location. 10 a.m 7 p.m. Sublease lar&• 2dR Hunter' s Summer sublet - Furnlehed modem. S speed CD ROM. opportun111es Pay $160/~eek and R1dge apt. for May &/or June. houae close to campus, 1357 S Soundblaster Pro compatible Hours 7:30a.m to 5:30pm Call Summer child care - Full-time, M­ Mounta•n VIeW, queen & k•n& stze Matn. Reasonable rent. Female sound card & speakers. v1deo Joy at (h)433 7203 or (w)568 F, lrve-tn/lrve-out tn my Annandale, Next to beds 433-8556. preferred Call Lindsay. 434-4862. card. 1A·Inch VGA monttor, 3617 VA home for 14 & 11-year·old Connectlx Qulckcem arayscale children. Must be caring, non· KEEZELL HALL Three 8R - Three level largo Chtl.stlen fomele neede pl.c:e for dl<al camera for Wt ndows. Summer employment In Richmond smoker. Own car References townhouse close to campus 1 '97·'98 year. Elizabeth, 434-1147. Windows '95 & Quicken COs; - Outdoor summer camp seeking required. Call (703)323·7990. 1 /2 bathrooms, OW, water s1.200 Call 574·2324 motivated/energetic role models Leave messqe. JMU I.D. furnished, $235/person, August Hunter'• RldC• - 3 rooms, '97 e\'enings/weekend Great experience with kids lease. 43S. 7368 '98 year $240/mo Contact Chns. Acceptin& 119Pitcallons for fullt1me Chllde.e for~ ctllldnn- '97 REQUIRED 574 3529. 1990 Nlasen Stanza - 4-door, seasonal staff. Call YMCA Camp '98 Flextblo & mom•ng,tafternoon Summer sublet - Commona. less than 70.000 m11es . Asking Thunderbird. (804)7~714 . One hours Transportation requlred ­ ~Ra available. Rent negotiable. Available Fall ' 97 - Saekln& $4,000/obo . Call 574 2324 free wOO\place. X3068. 'uu 433-1005. mature female to share fully ewntl'l(s/weekend. loaded 2BR townhouse 1n SqUife Ufe&uerdt naeded - Must be at POOL MGMT CO. Attention ell atudentsl Grants, Ocunfront N-et H4t.O cot... a - Hill. $250/ mo. Please call Julie, MovlnC aale - Furniture. least 16 years old Lifeguard class scholarsh ips available from Roommates needed 5/1 8/31. 433-7374 camcorder. TV. VQR. Sage ava1lable. Pick up applications at sponsors! No repayments, ever! S3!50/ m o. +- S350 deposit Call Genesis, etc. Call 574·2324 Now htrtnt for an pos1tlons. Tlmbervtlle Town otftce S$$Cash for collegeS$$. for 1nfo, Hal. 568-4702, TuaSdayThursday Sublet June/ July - Cheep rent. evamngs/weekend. Communtty f!ool Mar. Supv. & (800)243-2435. 3BRs able Jody. 434-4934. Shenencloeh River Outfitters IS ~call (804 )263 4952. friday· evat ltfeguard•ng '" Northem VIIJtnla, · ~.lOt more Info. For aele - Convertible, Honde hirtng now for weekends Long Stfford and Frederk:l<5bllfl Area loM wetctrt In 30 da)'l - Doctor Male aubleaser - For summer. CIVIC Oel Sol s., 1994, 401<, &real hOurs OUI&Qjn£ perbOt'lallty a plus recommended, all natural. 434· May-August. Call Trevor, 4 32· cond1t1on. black, a/c, cruise, tor fun outdoOI wortt. (540)743- 8391, 0523. watr~. SU,500. ROM, ~3887 . Irc;.q 1.._ 11..00.3»2123 4159. - l ~ .. ,. ... ,. \ . l\ l I I ' I .... • t .,,1\ ,, .. • , • THE BREEZE Monday April 14, 1997 35 ·' CLASSIFIEDS

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. Each furnished Luxury .. 4 Bedroom 4 Bathroom Stop by Apartment comes with: The Commons • Double Beds in each bedroom • Full size Washer & Dryer Rental Office, • Telephone & Cable hookups • in each bedroom & living room • Oversized Closets OFFICE HOURS or call432-0600, Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m.-5:30p.m. • Built-in microwave oven Sat. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. • Garbage disposal and by appointment and.make a • Full size Dishwasher - move tu lu~ury!