TOOAVS A GENTLER PLANET PERFECT FEAT FORECAST Senior Tara Thompson's efforts Carlos Huerta, Hurricane place HIGH: 77 have led to recycling and environ kicker, made it into the NCAA LOW: 65 Mostly Ctoudy mental awareness on the Unlver record books by kicking his 136th sily of Miami campus. Now, she is consecutive point-after conver playing an major role in forming a sion in last Saturdays game state-wide volunteer agency. against Syracuse. OPINION: Would you go to war and fight for your country if a e ACCENT —page9 e SPORTS —page 10 draft ware in effect? Pan*)*)
XJTH E MIAMI *>*esE* URRICAN LWSBRIEFS Draft would take i competition i rati 20-year-olds first in ita competition at the Crimaoo If a draft occurs in 1991, those whose Classics at the Ufltanfcy of Ala By ROBERT S. MARSHALL 20th birthdays are in that year would be first bama recently. UM's two two- Coritrftutlng ErJtor pcrsoo cHBBtt called. Dale Read an) A primary concern on college campu sei After that, the order to aa follows: those Peter Lee, and these days is the possible enactment of a mili turning 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,19 sad then 18 Damon Petti- tary draft due to the United State's involve years of age. Those 26 years old and over are cord and Ernie ment in the Middle East. f exempt from service unless the tow Querido, tn It oat of the Moat students, however, are not aware of what current regulations are concerning who According to the agency, their plans 17 debates, would effect s mobilisation of 100,000 men ______• •%*•_ will be drafted. According to die department of Selective within 30 day*. Once a man receives his notification, he • _M_f_M______sT Service, in the event of a draft, which would have to be enacted by Congress, a number will be required to report far examination Tha fotur would be assigned to each birth date and a within 10 days or file a claim for exemption UM debater* lottery held to determine the order in which or delay of service. A man may not be indoc also i einairnd the dates would be called. trinated until after the claim has been pro four of the top cessed. Men who turn 20 in the year in whkh the Thoae who may be deferred or exempted BVC individusl speaker draft is instituted would be the first called to are ministers, ministerial students, those with Reed being CHfWS CA._I8LE/Starl Prtotootarw service. That to, if a draft is initiated before who hsve dependents that could not be sup- the end of this year, those men whose 20th Lee waa the 0PP TO A BUHNWtQ START: Unrverafty of Miami junior Army ROTC cadets prepare for ttwlr potential participation in the Middle Eastern conflict during a physical training teat. birthdays were in 1990 would be the first Pteom seepage .5/DRAPT er aad Damon Petticord and railed into service. Querido ntoced fourth aad waa the sec President ond consecutive aria lor toe Kinko's sued Miami team coached by David Sternberg of the School of Com- maacation The nest debate wffl proposes beatSak Lake City. Utah in Jana- for printing custom texts tuition hike of
A copyright infringement salt filed against Kin al falaraat iiiiaaaias about the ko's Copies may jeopardize a service that many pro •sa.wB be on sate at newsstand* fessor* take for granted: the ability to create a cue- the country for tha Bret ton textbook. By ALLETTA BOWERS The suit was filed in New York City by the Associ- Aaaistart Nstm EdNor The maaaiair has been pub* ation of American PubUahere, whkh to representing the textbook companies. Undergraduate ''titkn to expec 1954 by the Intarns- ted to increase for the 1991-92 Poondation, Lawyers finished their opening arguments fa October, and a decision in the case will come this school year by 8 percent, according _to the to administration offkials. •tody and exploration of the spring. The service "allows the professor to customise s University of Mismi President Edward T. Foote II, Vice President "" UM's Roaentiel Scool of packet to ft Us class, opposed to s general view of . a J A ,____. _____.__•_ eB _ 1 _ _. __ of Student Affairs William Butler, SOU AuDuiPDBaiC S_Q6WC*E the class," Rosk Molina, Kinko's University of Miami campus representative, aaid. "We com and Provost Luis Glaser and Vke Presi prepare it, and the students buy It here st Kinko's" dent of Business and Finance David The editor to Boaato Gordon, Textbook publishers claim Kinko's Service Cor Lieberman presented the recom formerly executive director of poration has violated the Copyright Act of 1976 by mended 1991-92 budget toth e Stu Health. Bnice Roaendahl, dean of printing many anthologies for professors who uae dent Government Senate during ita RSMAS, serve* aa technical them to supplement or replace textbooks. Wednesday meeting. director. The publishers claim to lose hundreds of thou According to Lieberman, the pro sands of dollars per yesr from their $2 million cam jected tuition increases sre baaed pus market. on three circumstances: inflation, Campus bora accuaed As Kinko's service booms and publisher's sales external forces and the desire to of violating rights decrease, publishers artificially raise the prices of improve the quality of the Universi books to compensate, s salesman with * major pub ty. lishing company on the Eaat Coast, who refused to "We look at our priorities when Campus bar* that offer women making up the budget. Scholar free or diecouoted drinka coactua- be identified, ssid. He wished to avoid the stigma that his company to going after Kinko's. shin, books for the [Otto G. Rich toate against men and promote ter] library and faculty salaries are __«M(_fe-aieaa*aexu_rypro- "Custom textbooks are a thing of the future," the ssiesmsn said. all taken into consideration," Foote mtocuous, helpless people in need ssid. of special benefits, a team of According to him, his company to involved in a Mat venture with another publishing company to The tuition increase for tbe three female George Washington 1990-91 school year was 9.8 per University law (tudents charge. investigate that possibility. The ability to include in a textbook exactly what cent. The students — KeBy Farrell, the professor deems necessary to s major motivation Foote said what goes on outside Sonya Moody ai_ Amanda Gibson for professors to create a custom text. the University greatly affects the — tiled a formal complaint Oct. '1 custom designed exactly what I wanted stu 29 charging 15 local bare with dents to have," David Fenner, a UM philosophy pro- re do not exist in a vacuum The United States togoin g through violating the Diatrict of Cohm- i LA ''it'* a valuable service." JONATHAN STRAIT/Staft Photognhw Same professors use Kinko's to sssemble a text hard times right now. The conse bia's Human Rights ikt, wfakh COPY RIGHTS: Kinko's Copies Is the defendant In an ongoing legal battle with book that uae* many different source*. quences of things nationally means prohibits discrimination on the rxiWrshers lnv„vlng copyright law. Many students buy custom textbooks prepared by basis of race and gender. "I use stun accumulated from a variety of places problem* forhighe r education. UM professors at this Kinko's located across from UM. receives $25 anion from the state Please see page 2IKlNtUY$ They filed the complaint as part of Professor Join Baiuah's legal Please see page WVDGET activism class, which has previ- T'.uly filed logal complaint* against all-male dubs and even Environmentalist Dean: Rules not made allegedly discriminatory dry cleaners. from Cofegt Praa* Swvto* report* urges activism to be broken at UM By LYNBTTE MALINGER ByYAMAPAILLERE tl** discretion of the office. Contrttiotlng ErJtor FACE THE FACTS Statt Wrrlar Houston said students sre responsible to the University at all There wHI not be another Iaaue Marjory Stoneman Douglas, honored last week as The Office of the Dean of Stu dent* is sending out s mtssige to time*, on and off campus. of the Hurricane -this Is the last one of America's three greatest women by Lisa Simp "If they are arrested, they will be issue for the semester Good hick son. Homer's daughter on FOI's The Simpson s, spoke University of Miami students: fol on final*, and happy holiday*. low University disciplinary rules or arrested as University of Miami at the University of Miamiion Tuesday. •students," Houston ssid. The 100-year-old Douglas, wearing her trademark suffer the consequences. "The University does hsve poli When the Division of Akohol, hat, spoke of the dangers to the environment snd the Tobacco and Firearms [ATP] came Everglades in tbe crowded Pearson Residential Col cies and procedures," Associate Dean of Students Jerry Houston to inspect the UM Rathskeller in lege classrooms Tuesday evening. September, six studenU were rited Aside from bang sn author, journalist and leading ssid. Houston ssid even if s student to for underage drinking and two for environmental activist, Douglas also bears the honor of the obstniction of justice. having a high school in Parkland, Fla., named after her. "dtodpUndd" by the tow, be or she UM student* acknowledge the To add further to her credits, Douglas will be pub wiD hsve to go through the Univer problem of underaged drinking at lishing another book, which she just completed. sity's administrative process, the Rat. Pearson Residential Colkge — sponsor of the event whkh Includes sn investigation, "Iti never be perfect because also brought Mkheal Chenoweth, an environmental preliminary snd mitigation bear people go there |the Rati to drink," lawyer and the first member of the Friends of tbe ings and a final assessment ofthe a 21-year-old UM senior, who Everglades group, to speak about tbe problems facing situation by the Office of the Dean of Student*. wished not to be identified, said. Douglas founded the Friends of the Everglsdes in • RYL KRAUSS/Staft Photogralur Houston mid each case has its "Maybe th* University cares too 1960, cJiargmg members only $1 to join. Chenoweth'* FRIEND Of THE EVERGLADES: Marjory Stone own individual circumstances, much,** tbe student said. "They therefore, disciplinary action may [ada-atetrators] bitch about the Rat _B__" WM tR first cootributco. man Douglas addressed UM students aid faculty Douglas delivered a speech emphasising the battle ! from probation to expulsion and ck>se it early A_ that doe* m to members about Florida environmental concerns force the drinking off campus, and Please see page StJHiVQLAS Tuesday evening. es.The is left to then people drink and drive." IPag e 2 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, November 30,1990 MORE NEWSBRIEFS Book publishers file suit against Kinkos for spots on the teams which will CAMPUS KltiKO'S/From page I determine which materials need copyright per represent the University of Miami wants to photocopy a printed work must first mission." • Commuter Student Affairs that is not found anywhere else," Dr. decide if it is "free to copy," Paul Driscoll, a in the regional college bowl tourna Students like working from a custom text is encouraging commuters to Bruce Garrison, the director of the journlism broadcast journalism professor who teaches ment March 1-3 in Tampa, Fla. book because the information is geared to what attend the traditional Late Night program at UM, said. media law, said. the professor wants his students to know. Breakfast before final exams at Since it is "not as appealing" to book compa If the material is copyrighted, the user must LOCAL The book was "designed more around what 9:30 p.m. Wednesday at the Maho nies to publish books for graduate-level classes decide whether the work falls under the fair use my instructor wanted us to learn because he ney/Pearson dining hall. • The American Lung Asso because there is "not as much money, there is a clause of the Copyright Act. If it does, the work jcreated it|," Wayne Gutshall, a music studio For those not on the meal plan, ciation will present, "AIDS: Medi lack of sufficient texts for the graduate-level," may be printed without paying a royalty, accord and jazz major, said. "All the information was the cost is $4, payable at the door. cal, Legal and Ethical Issues," for Michael Salwen, also a journalism professor, ing to Driscoll. perfect." The food is all you can eat. For healthcare professionals from 8 said. There is a grey area between what is in the more information call 284-6399. a.m. to 4 p.m Wednesday at the So Salwen created his own. public domain and what constitutes fair use, Since the cost of the customized texts is the • Graduation convocation Omni International Hotel, 1601 "I have a chance to put together a packet of however. cost of copying, binding and any royalties that ceremonies for December gradu Biscayne Blvd. For more informa things that I really want them [the students) to "A lot of times clerks don't know the differ might be included, the overall cost is usually less ates of the School of Business tion call 377-1771. read," Salwen said. ence," Driscoll said. "They have no idea how to expensive than a regular text. Administration will be held at 4:30 It is difficult to determine the extent to which access fair use." The UM Bookstore does not sell the Kinko's p.m. Dec. 14 in Gusman Concert NATIONAL Kinko's service is used, but eight UM professors Many people "use fair use as a defense," Lily custom textbooks, and says they do not see Hall. contacted for this article said they hope it can Levi, a professor of copyright law at UM's much of an effect from those lost sales. Information regarding tickets, • The Committee on Institu continue. School of Law, said. "There are no clear hard Even though "we don't know how much (busi regalia, etc. is being sent to tional Cooperation will award "It would be a shame if the suit made it and fast rules." ness) is being done, (I think] it hasn't adversely December graduates. Questions about 40 fellowships to members of impossible to create a custom text," Kenton According to Kinko's 1989-1990 Academic affected us," said Charles Canfield, bookstore can be directed to Ana Maria underrated minority groups seek Harris, a philosophy teaching assistant, said. "It Services Guide, Kinko's "will review the materi director. Exposito in the undergraduate ing doctoral degrees in a wide vari is a great value in teaching. als [that professors) wish to include in their Information from College Press Service was office, 284-4641. ety of fields in the following areas: According to copyright law, someone who course packets and, to the best of our ability, used in this report. • Student Government is social sciences, humanities, sci seeking students interested in ences, mathematics and engineer serving on an Honor Students' ing. JUST THE FACTS Advisory Committee. The commit The application deadline is Jan. 4. ter Library Nov. 25. The police had mates had $2,350 worth of items tee will make suggestions for For more information call (800) • Three employees of University $1,000, was returned to the man Dining Services were arrested by ager of the cafeteria. been informed earlier about the stolen from their room, including a improvement in the Honors Pro 457-4420. suspect, who fit the description giv CD player, a computer and a stereo gram. • In a show of solidarity and sup Public Safety after they were • On Nov. 23, Paul Patenaude was walking northbound on San en to police. Goodine is to appear in component. Applications are available in Uni port for Israel in the current crisis, caught stealing food from the Hur ricane cafeteria storage room Nov. Amaro Drive. The University of court at a later date. versity Center room 240. For more a special unity flight to Israel has • A resident in the UM apart • UM student Carlo Maiorano been planned for Dec. 10,1990. An 6. The three employees were seen Miami student was struck on the information call 284-3082. back by two suspects who ment area left food cooking while had the front tires of his car slashed • Public Safety is collecting El Al plane has been chartered to putting boxes into their car, and after the Public Safety patrol car approached him from behind. Fear away Nov. 21. The food boiled over Nov. 19. This had happened to him new and like-new toys for the Sal fly volunteers from all over the and filled the apartment with previously at the same location. United States and Canada. approached, they sped away. ing for his life, Patenaude turned vation Army for distribution in the over a few valuables as instructed, smoke. Public Safety Officer W. The cost of the damage was $180. Miami area. You may drop off your A subsidized round-trip airfare of The vehicle was stopped on San Amaro Drive, and several boxes of and the suspects fled south to Pon Gerlach and the Coral Gables Fire unwrapped gift at the Department $499 from John F. Kennedy Inter ce De Leon Boulevard. Patenaude Department responded to the • Greg Schade reported that his of Public Safety by Dec. 13 or call national Airport in New York cooked ham and margarine were calculator and book bag were stolen found in the rear of the car. The declined medical treatment when scene. Maintenance opened the 284-6666 and an officer will pick it includes departure taxes and regis police arrived at the scene. apartment, and there was no fire. from the Stanford Residential Col up. tration fees. driver of the car told the arresting lege laundry room Nov. 21. He left officer that he had taken the food • Lawrence Goodine, not affiliat However, the stove and gas were • The "Hit-Squad," composed of Volunteers will serve in a civilian turned off. the items unattended for a few min because he was getting married ed with the University, was arrest utes, and when he returned they Jonathan Betts, Jazmine La Torre capacity in army camps and hospi • UM students David Elaty and that Saturday and needed the food ed by UM Public Safety officers for were gone. and Alan Valkowitz, won the Col tals. Peter Stofle were the victims of a For applications and information for the party. disorderly conduct and resisting an lege Bowl Miami tournament officer in front of the Otto G. Rich burglary Nov. 19. The two room — LEE BUDAI held recently. contact the Jewish Community The food, worth approximately They will train with Varsity Col Center at 792-6700 or (800) lege Bowl Coach Dr. Keith Astuto 780-1984. THE SKI CLUB AT THE CAMPUS CALENDAR The competition UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI • Engineering Advisory 14 on the first floor of the Ashe ."KKSKNTN Board is meeting at 12:30 p.m. Administration Building. Everyone is so tough... Tuesday in the McArthur Engi is welcome to come and celebrate neering Building room 243. For the holiday season. to move ahead TRIP DATES: more information call Brian Saf- reed at 271-8676. • Mortar Board and Cane you need an MBA." Deposits Out) by Commuter Organization will JANUARY December 1 • Destination MBA is sponsor RM* (rttnukn-SSv* host children from the Childrens' PRICES FROM ing a free seminar for black and MtsABtt 7-14 Home Society from 3 to 5:30 p.m. .•erKtanl Vice l-MtfMsf. Hispanic college students and grad NUrln. Mldtastf Bttrik. eac) uates. It will include career oppor today in the University Center lob tunities, financial aid information by area for a holiday extravaganza. The events will include tree dec $719 and admissions requirements. orations, sing-a-longs and stocking The seminar will take place Sat making. All members are strongly urday at the Hyatt Regency Hotel See the difference an MBA would make in your life at 400 S.E. Second Ave., Miami. encouraged to attend and make a Come to the free Destination MBA seminars for Black The time is not yet set, and for less fortunate child happy during and Hispanic college students and graduates. Cheek otll the holiday season. Spring Break MARCH Deposits Due by more information please call (800) admission requirements and financial aid. Learn about December 15 446-0807. • The Student Government career opportunities And find out what it all means in the 11-18 • A one-day seminar on the Academic Affairs Committee is real world from successful MBAs like Rita "Effects of Organized Perse seeking students who are interest TRIP INCLUDES: cution on Child Development," ed in working on projects such as a \fU?Vii GKNiiiNt: COLO HA Day • Roundtrip airfare from will be held at 8:30 a.m. Dec. 9 at book exchange, improving facul December 1 9 a.m. to noon Hvatt Renencv 4IH1 S K Sv. i.i.d \». most i llle-f. the Hillel Foundation. For mote ty/student relations and extending I p.m. to 3 p.m. (.MAT • 7 tilghta conaltimliit,,,,, the freshman forgiveness policy. IVM lukiiiu niflagiias Mi information call 575-354fi. POI MORI INFORMATION CONTACT: accommodations • The fourth annual Ashe For more information call • 5 days of skiing Steve Rovner 663-8840 Bashe will be held at 3 p.m. Dec. 284-3082. • CoUege Week special event* IX'Min.iiuin MBA is sponsored by: Danny Rovner 666-6921 ha It*. DMHAtv.i ui, \*.lli.im I • On location stall to assist you iMIH'V OM*j li il , 6106. I'lintrtnii Nl Mitch Feldman 665-5336 nw*>4l Mini Im mint'M'linn.ii inlnimiiliiin. • All taxes and service charges call I W«l-44fi-IIHII7 inNlKW Ml-11.171 ifeo jgL: H c Here Today, Cone Tomorrow Space Is limited. Call Today)
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FINAL EXAMINATION SCHEDULE FALL Semester 1990
If a student finds a conflict in his/her examination schedule, he/she should contact the instructors whose courses are in conflict.
Examinations will take place in the rooms in which the individual classes have been meeting, UNLESS OTHERWISE ANNOUNCED.
NO changes in the examination schedule, as printed, are permitted without WRITTEN permission of the Academic Dean or Deans concerned.
A course or section having TWO (2) sections letters (AB, NO, etc.) will have its Final Examination on the day and at the time for the FIRST letter.
A course or section having a NUMBER/LETTER section designator (2A, 3N, etc.) will have its Final Examination on the day and at the time for the LETTKR.
GROUP EXAMINATIONS
Final Examination for: Will be given: At:
ACC 211 (ALL sections) Friday, December 14 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. ACC 212 (ALL sections) Friday, December 14 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m.
BIL 111 (ALL sections) Friday, December 14 2:30 p.m. to 4:30 p.m.
BSL 212 (DAY sections only) Thursday, December 6 12:20 p.m. to 2:20 p.m. BSL 213 (DAY sections only) Thursday, December 6 12:20 p.m. to 2:20 p.m.
CHM 103 (ALL sections) Wednesday, December 12 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. CHM 111 (ALL sections) Wednesday, December 12 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. CHM 112 (ALL sections) Wednesday, December 12 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. CHM 203 (ALL sections) Wednesday, December 12 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m.
CIS 120 (ALL sections) Monday, December 10 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m.
ENG 103 (DAY sections only) Tuesday, December 11 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. ENG 105 (DAY sections only) Tuesday, December 11 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. ENG 106 (DAY sections only) Tuesday, December 11 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. ENG 107 (DAY sections only) Tuesday, December 11 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. ENG 330 (DAY sections only) Tuesday, December 11 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m.
PSC 101 (ALL sections) Friday, December 7 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m.
PHY 101 (ALL sections) Friday, December 7 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. PHY 102 (ALL sections) Friday, December 7 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. PHY 110 (ALL sections) Friday, December 7 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. PHY 211 (ALL sections) Friday, December 7 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. PHY 212 (ALL sections) Friday, December 7 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m.
SPA 101 (ALL sections) Thursday, December 6 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. SPA 102 (ALL sections) Thursday, December 6 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m. SPA 103 (ALL sections) Thursday, December 6 10:10 a.m. to 12:10 p.m.
FINAL EX__MINATION SCHEDULE FALL SEMESTER 1990
Thursday Friday Monday Tuesday Wedneeday 1 Thurtrlav Friday DECEMBER 0 DECEMBER 7 DECEMBER 10 DECEMBER 11 DECEMBER li DECEMBER 12 DECEMBER I $
1 8:00 Ser.io-e Section Section Group Exam Group Exam Section Section to ENG 103 CHM 103 10*00 ENG 108 ENG 106 CHMlll o c B ENG 107 CHM 112 N A ENG 330 CHM 203
Group Exam Group Exam Group Exam Section Section Section 10:10 Group Exam to SPA 101 PSC 101 13:10 PHY 101 SPA 102 PHY 102 CIS 120 ACC 211 SPA 103 PHY 110 Q D P ACC 212 PHY 311 PHY 313
Group Exam Section Section Section 12*30 Section to 2_0 BSL 212 BSL 213 F H G E .
Section Section Section 3*30 Group Exam to 4:30 R I s BIL 111
Section Section Section Section 43:40 to •40 J T J T pm (Meeting on (Meeting on Monday and (Meeting on (Meeting on Tuesday and Wednesday, or Tuesday only) Wednesday only) Thursday, or Monday only) Thursday only)
Section Section Section Section 6.45 to u ••48 K K U V» (Meeting on (Meeting on (Meeting on (Meeting on Monday and Tuesday and Thursday only) Monday only) Wednesday, or Thursday, or Wednesday only) Tuesday only)'
Section Section Section Section SiSO to 10*80 V L V L pm (Mttting on (Meeting on Tuesday and Monday and (Meeting on (Meeting on Thursday, or Wednesday, or Tuesday only) Wednesday only) Thursday only) Monday only) J ICANE Friday, November 30,1990 Proposed tuition hike Search begun for director less than last year's of minority affairs office BUDGET/From page 1 1991-92 budget. This money does From StaH Reports Butler complimented Ham not include the millions of dollars mond's service to tbe University of Florida. Cuts in funding from being spent on computerization of Dr. William Butler, vice presi over the past 18 years. "A fineran d Florida and Dade County will hurt the library. dent for student affairs, announced more committed person to our stu us." yesterday that Ronald Hammond, dents you will never find," Butler "We are a big and complicated said. "Higher education is very expen University with 13 colleges, 700 director of minority student affairs, sive when you consider human faculty members and a $580 million will be stepping down from his posi Recommendations for Ham knowledge is doubling every four or budget," Foote said. "In order to tion at the end of this year. mond's replacement will come from five years," Foote said. "The trou move foward, we have evolved a Hammond will continue at the several areas within the Universi ble is our money doesn't double system of long range planning University of Miami as the associ ty, including input from student every four or five years." which determines the needs, ate director of minority student organizations. affairs. "This is the time of year that I strengths and weaknesses of this "It's going to be a wide-open feel like the 'Grinch who stole University." According to Butler, the adminis search," Butler said. "It is hoped Christmas,' " Glaser said before University administrators will trative shift was approved for that someone on the faculty or staff presenting the budget figures to present next year's budget, along health and personal reasons. of the University now can be pro the senate. with projected budgets through the Hammond has held a variety of moted to this position." Tuition and fees make up 29 per 1996-97 school year, to the Board administrative positions since com cent of the budget, making it the of Trustees on Dec. 12. ing to the University as associate "My first concern for this office largest single source of revenue. Lieberman stressed that while director of student financial plan is to focus on the black students on Included in the budget is a $4 mil the budget is cut, it doesn't neces ning in 1971, including service as this campus and see that as many of lion increase in financial assistance. sarily mean a cut in services. the director of financial services our black students graduate as pos According to Glaser, approximately "We work really hard to find and director of special recruitment sible," Butler said. 40 percent of the revenues raised ways to do things to improve our and support services within the A decision is expected by the by tuition will be used for financial productivity," Lieberman said. Office of Admissions. beginning of February. aid. Previously this figure was only "The cuts came around because DAVE BERGMAN/Photo Editor an average of 25 percent. we're doing things smarter. 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Pitman Photo Supply, af Mutes. lubaMiadae and advertising and promotional agencies 7. Disclaimer: this contest promotion Is being undertaken escluslvely by Pitman Photo Supply This conlesl is not af filiated with Ihe Florida College Board or any institution or Mail your entry to: agency in Ihe Stale ol Flonda PITMAN COLLEGE CONTEST I No purchase necessaiy 3170 N.W 36th Street Richardson Miami, FL 33142*5162 1655 N. Central Bn.uc.ssway Richardson, TX 7.080 Friday. November 30,1990 THE MIAMI H'IBRlCANE Page 5. J Douglas: Land developers Students not exempt from military draft causing ecological problems DRAFT/From page 1 ported if the but "in what cases they would be (drafted] would sure what would happen. I'm sure people could- DOUGLAS/From page 1 man were called away, and veterans. be up to tbe military to decide," Richardson get in [to Canada], but once they were there; lem, Douglas has also devised a Members of the national guard or men who said. that would be a different story." that she said plan to rescue the Everglades and are in an ROTC program with advanced status Of greater concern to UM students is coUege Once in Canada, McKechnk said that U.S.- needs to be continuously fought for Florida from what she sees as the and have signed s reserve contract may apply to student exemption. citizens would be restricted to what they could, the survival of Florida's ecological coining doom. She feels the pres-' have their classification of service changed so "Student exemptions were abolished in do. To work, one would have to obtain a permit. network. She briefly explained how sures from builders lie behind a they may complete their service in tbe reserves 1971," Richardson said. "If a man is called up "But those who wanted to stay for a short time, Florida's waterways operate and great deal of the problems. or National Guard. while be to in college, he would be allowed a on a visitor's visa would probably be able to. the problems that development "First of all we've got to restore deferment to complete his semester. If he is a What would happen when they returned to the have created. Conscientious objection to still a legitimate and clean up Lake Okeechobee. We claim, but it would have to be proven genuine. If senior, he would be allowed to complete the U.S. would be something they would have to "Florida was the first part of the need to, at all times, be alert to dan a person were able to prove this, he would be year, but in either case, he would be required to deal with," McKechnk added. country to be discovered but the gers," she said. "I am against all required to serve in either s non-combatant enter the service after the time period. In a story by Wolf Blitzer of the Cable News; tost part to be understood — espe building and farming at all [in the capacity in the armed forceso r in a civilian job Those attempting to avoid a draft by going to Network, the Pentagon wss reported ss saying cially the Everglades," Douglas Everglades]. Without the water we it wouldn't need a draft even though there is ssid. helping national interest. Canada may be faced with a different situation would be a desert." Those who are the surviving sons or brothers than those who did so during the Vktnam era. concern about the viability of maintaining a ng the origins of the Douglas left UM with one of someone who died or holds a captured or in a Stressing that this is purely speculation, Mal- strong military force in the Middle East lor tha i that now plague the area, request of students: missing ki action status are also exempt from com McKechnk, Press Attache tor the Canadian next 12 to 18 months to give sanctions a chance i aaid she feels the pollution "We have got to ssve it (the service, but only during peacetime. Government said, "There to not a policy yet con to work. of the lakes and canals is due to Everglades. It is going to take all Barbi Richardson, a public affairs specialist cerning people entering Canada in such a situa "If you're talking about beyond that, then f man-made interferences, such as our public interest. We have to for the Selective Service, said that if Congress tion. There is a difference between this and would think you have to look at the manpower, the canals themselves and pollu fight for it. We need the young declared war, these individuals may be called Vktnam. This time, we're involved in the Gulf. problem and maybe go to a draft," Gen. Davit) tion. energetic people to come in and into service ss well. We have troops there, and we're much more Jones (ret.), former Chairman of the Joint Chkfs' While understanding the prob help us," she said. Veterans may also be called in a time of war, closely linked with the U.S. position. I am not of Staff said in the report. ASpecjcdC^Fivm. PARKoUllS A CLAIM TO PRIMACY FOR THE UNIVERSITY OP MIAMI Park suites Hotel Dallas Is proud to offer a special to the university of Miami for the Cotton Bowl! 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January 4,1991 Teach For America is a national teacher corps of talented, dedicated individuals from all ethnic backgrounds and academic majors who commit two years to teach in urban and rural areas that have persistent teacher shortages. Applications are available at the Department of Careem Planning and Placement' urdines for more information, contact Eva Alvarez at 284-4483 THE FLORIDA STORE ______• ______• •*••.•«*****•***»• aw**. -• • I -, •" jft"*-< • St « at ,r PAGE 6 THE MIAMI HURRICANE FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 30, 1990 z-r*f~^:n_ 'Twas the Night llllitt.iT Before Finals -"•ppJ^vl M I was the night before finals And all through the dorms tqrr T Not a student was sleeping — As was the norm. The books were all thrown On the desk in a pile In hopes that Tad Foote Would be there in a while. • The stress-ridden students Longed for their beds While formulas and novels Danced in their heads. Dr. Sapp devising tests Dr. Webb, an exam While caffeine-laden students Continued to cram. When out in the parking lot Sounded an alarm Yet it did not disturb Nor did it disarm. Back to the books Got to study some more But who was that tall man Seen from the sixth floor? The bright dorm lights Shining on the Lowe Exposed Porsches and BMWs Parked down below. When what to glazed-over eyes Should appear But the last Metrorail Pulled by eight UM reindeer! Homeless for the holidays With a little ol'driver So cool and so rad You accidentally get lost in Miami and end up Let's use our imagination here. Imagine you bands have abandoned them with their children. Students knew in a moment passing by the Camillus House, a temporary own a convenience store and Bob the Bum The children can't go to school because even shelter for the homeless, and you spot Bob the enters to apply to the Help Wanted sign on your public schools cost something for pencils, paper, It had to be Tad. Bum. He's wiping the wind door. He has poor hygiene, his clothes are dirty clothing and food. The mother can't get a job for More rapid than Hurricanes shield of a BMW, and the and they don't match. He tells you that he is a the same reason Bob the Bum couldn't, and Tad's courses they came 'The staff of the driver is angry with him for hard worker and is willing to work long hours at because she would have no one to take care of As he erected a new library The Miami r^not cleaning the windshield the wage you choose for Um. her children while she was at work. And called them by name: Hurricane wants perfectly and only hands him Now really extend your imagination and pre The government keeps telling us that they "Now Butler, now Glaser, a nickel. tend you have not already kicked him out like are working on it. But are they really? I'm not to wish you a Even so, Bob takes the many other people do. You ask him to fill out the saying nobody is doing anything, because that's Now Rogers, now Erickson! nickel, thanks the driver job application and he fills it out. You check it not true. There are organizations everywhere On Jankovich, on Fedor, Merry kindly, and proceeds to the over and discover that he lives nowhere. He tells helping the homeless, not run by robots, but On Pfister and Wilson!" Christmas, next available car. You watch you any warm place available on the street is people like you and me. If you can help out now As snide remarks Happy all this happen and think to where he stays, but he promises to come every and even in the future, it would benefit society In The Hurricane ensue NATASHA yourself, "What a bum. He day to work. You feel really sorry but you cannot ass whole. Hanukkah and a ALVAREZ should set a job and stop accept him because he does not have a perma- Tbe holidays are coming and many people will When editors get bored wasting his life." He c-topeby nent address. Bob ia not surprised and wafca out. Happy New Year. COLUMNIST donate dotlfcllig and food to the homeleaa. Thia is Preparing the final issue. your car and starts to clean This situation is typical for the honteVesa. If a wondarM act, but let's not forget that th* So up to the dormtop Good luck on your your windshield; in return you reluctantly grVe you stop to analyse the situation, you will see homeless don't just come out during the holi The Metrorail flew finals!" him some loose change lying in your car. that Bob the Bum (who ia not a druggie or alco- days. So next time you see Bob the Bum, think Do you pity him? No, because there are many holic, like society tends to think) is ins cycle that about where he will sleep tonight, what he had to With a train full of deans openings at fast food restaurants, convenience is never broken. He cannot get a job because he eat and where he will be tomorrow. AndJollyTad.too. stores and drug stores where he can apply for a has no home; he has no home because he cannot Natasha Alvarez is a junior majoring in While downing black coffee job. So what's stopping him? get a job. The same goes for women whose hus English. Students had a suspicion That Tad and his buddies Were raising tuition. As heads of weary residents Future SAT gets passing grade Soon began to pound Down the trash chute The current evolution of the But just how personal can this called SAT-I) will include math However, there is one feature of Tad came with a bound! Scholastic Aptitude Test is a highly portfolio really be? A portfolio is problems with written responses, this discussion which I believe has the use of calculators, longer read been greatly exaggerated — cir He was dressed all in tweed intriguing process. After years of extremely susceptible to doctoring, its unrivaled thus making it possible for even the ing passages to assess evaluation cumstance. Neither a high- From his head to his knee, status as the most mechanical student to appear arid interpretation skills more criti powered Princeton Review nor Money leaked from his pockets exam, recent a creative genius. cally, a greater emphasis on read Stanley Kaplan coaching is neces From a fund-raising spree. studies have Without the SAT, a student need ing comprehension and fewer mul sary. Any student can purchase the Scholarship money highlighted and not strive for proficiency in vocabu tiple choice questions in the verbal latest edition in the Barron's series section. and, with the correct attitude and Laid out in his hand analyzed its lary and its usage, or in the inter weaknesses. pretation of diverse comprehension Another major modification is the sufficient practice, score competi And he looked like a salesman Gender and passages. creation of the separate SAT-II tively on the exam. And if not, Selling a South Florida tan. racial biases, in Why learn the differences which will incorporate a new writ there's always the next test. There His droll little mouth addition to the between antonyms and analogies? ing test with sn expanded version are no demerits against you; colleg Was drawn up like a bow absence of test What about math? How many would of the Achievement Tests, concen es simply consider your best effort. ing in essential make the effort to strengthen these trating on various subject areas. As he built a UM reputation KIRK In the end, there is no formula for CHAN TACK disciplines such skills if this exam could be avoided, Look out in 19941 High school seniors would know. as essay writ if it were not an essential criterion Until then tbe Achievement a totally unbiased judgment of His persuasive UM portrayal COLUMNIST ing, science, his for college? Tests could be implemented to pro applicants. Achievement tests, per Hid his inner frown tory, geography and economics, It's true that the SAT does not vide a yardstick of a student's sonal essays, writing samples, cre have been cited as drawbacks to the currently address science, history, prowess in aome of the presently ativity indicators and high school For although he loves UM, transcripts must be given greater He sent his son to Brown. SAT. Some institutions, the latest geography and economics. Howev neglected subjects. Many universi being Lewis and Clark College, er, is it possible to create a "total" ties require three tests in addition weight to effectively complement A wink of his eye have introduced the option of sub exam with all of these aspects? Yes, to the SAT score. Given this meth the SAT and make this crucial pro And a twist of his head stituting SAT or ACT scores with a if you want to suffer an 8-hour mar od's proven success, why don't oth cess as objective as possible. Soon gave crammers to know personal portfolio, ostensibly to athon! ers, including the University of Kirk Chan Tack is a freshman They had nothing to dread. enhance creativity in the prospec To avert this torment, the over- Miami, supplement their applica majoring in computer science and He spoke not a word tive candidate's application. itiled model of the SAT (to be tion processes with these exams? chemistry. But went straight to his chore And filled all the gradebooks ©f LiCe & Hens With "A+'s" galore. by roup abouttj After stopping in Vendoland TAKE-OFF AND LANDING PULL HANDLE IF SLIDE FINALS SAFETY INTORMATION TAKUS OFFUM Y LANDISSIMO For a quick snack, FLYIING UND AEROPLANOSTOS DOES NOT INFLATE FOB YOUR SAFETY. PLEASE STUDY THIS The machine ate his money CARD. THERE IS LITTLE l^UHOOO THAT imWiaENCX*UNTERASITUATeOt( DUfattO THE ACTUAL PetAL tllbONOTir*'" And would give nothing back. REQUIRING EMERGENCY PREPARATIONS PLACE 8EAT IN UPRIGHT POSITION HOWEVER. IT IS GOOD PRACTICE TO BE EXTINGUISH CIGARS ANO He kicked the machine, A. uiu.ii.il IIWIIH mi '.AH nrFrAruRts PLACE SMALL ANIMALS UNDER r*r*ovtoE o FOR YOU ON THIS AaKSAPT SEAT CUSHION Editor in Chief, Amy Ellis LETTER POLICY THE MIAMI Copy Editors, Sheri Langerman and The Miami Hurricane encourages all readers to voice Business Manager, John Rog K Leeann Morse their opinions on Issues related to the University or in Insight Editor, Robert S. Marshall repsonse to any report published In the Hurricane. Naws Editor, Robert A.L. Miller Photo Editor, Dave Bergman Letters to the editor may be submitted handwritten or DRR1CANE Associate News Editor, Beth Jahreis typed to the University Center 221 of mailed lo P.O. Box Graphics Editor, Michael Morris HTha UlarrUHiJrrlcar»apublishe<3 semiweekly during the regular 248132. Coral Gables, Fla.. 33124. Deadlines are Assistant News Editor, Ailetta Bowers Production Managar, Shana Davis academic yam and * written and edited by under graduate students ai Opinion Editor, Mike W. Marcil Tuesday at 4 p.m. lor Friday's Issue and Friday at 4 p.m. Production Assistant, Tiffany M. Bost lor Tuesday's Iaaue. the Ut»»saTStly Of Miami. This pubSosllc-n does nol necessarily Assistant Opinion Editor, Chrlssy Weldon repreeenl the views and opWoneol Ihe advenisers or the Unlversily's Classifieds Managar, Lara Cotton Letters, with a suggested length ot 300 words, must Accent Editor, Danielle Parks trustees, lax-ultyor aotTtWetrsleOO. Editorial .1 i Dubticatlon Distribution Managar, Brian Hamwey be signed stong with the author's atudent ID number, Assistsnt Accsnt Editor, Ricardo Bascuas heMdauavtersare located at UrtvetsltyCwii. Senior Adviaar, Bruce Garrison phone number and year In school. Anonymous letters • Sports Editor, Kevin Brockway will nol be accepted. A| the discretion ol the paper, <*W»4-440I. Natmoom. 284-2016. Fax Financial Adviser, Raymonde Bilger Assistant Sports Editor, Lynette Malinger names may be withheld upon request. The paper ®1800 by Uilvstsliy of tVaawral. Staff Coordinator, Pam Hernandez reaervee the right to edit letters lor clarity, brevHy and e * _ _iW._—___ ••_. Friday, November 30.1990 THE MIAMI STRLET TALK: WOULD YOU JOIN THE MILITARY IF YOU WERE DRAFTED' 'No, because I'm 'Yes, because as 41 would definitely 'Yes, because I not 100 percent much as I disagree go because I think believe it is your with the way Bush with it, it would be it is every patriotic duty to is handling the 4jm%k- my duty as an American's duty fight. I would situation. He's American.' tofightfor consider leaving sending troops freedom on any the country, but I over there, and front if that is think I would go.' there's really not what is called for any fighting.' m by our leaders.' Jin Ho, aophomore Dave Goudy, Junior Chris Avros, freahman LETTERS TO THE EDITOR floor to cope with the loss of Eric just existing. The final exam is now library resources. The current edi emphasis to the plight of the home what little bit we do have. If that Different account without having to desl with this in my hands. I must take this blank tion of the University's Strategic less. Perhaps we aD could have set doesn't work, maybe we can get • type of shoddy reporting. sheet which ia my life and make Plan provides for steady growth in ourselves on fire in protest ss well. M.C. Hammer to write us a new ., To the editor: We are trying to raise awareness of Alma Mater. This letter is in response to the something of it. Eric Adams never the acquisitions budget. The com- We love snd miss our floor broth sot to use his potential, or achieve tk>n of our automation has also a problem in need of a solution; we Lloyd Son,* article printed in the Nov. 20 iaaue er Eric, snd we only wish to pre are not trying to make students of The Miami Hurricane concern his dreams, or all those things we £;n funded, so next year's stu serve his dignity now that he is assume are our rights. But he has dents will enjoy computerized into martyrs. Our organization is ing the death of Eric Adams. Sever gone. not about food for the poor, it is al mistskes were apparent in this become a professor to us all. He check-out procedures. Members of the sixth floor, lived life to the fullest because he Frank Rogers about housing for low-income fami Annoying alarms •-' article. First, Larry Posivak is not Pentland Tower lies. - the roommate ol Eric, nor ia he a knew how precious it is. Whether director of libraries We accomplished our goals, To the editor: freshman. Posivak is s sophomore or net we learn this and pasa the Editor's note: AU information which were: increased awareness Maybe we could get Student. majoring in music engineering, snd course is up to us. printed in the story in question Goals achieved of the lack of adequate shelter, Government to pass an amendment -. Adams' actual roommate is Nick came from either the Coral Gables Allriberri junior To the editor: increased awareness of Habitat for to the SG Constitution that would" Amatangelo, a freshman. Police Department's press release or give someone tbe job of putting' In a day and age in which person Humanity and registration of inter from eyewitnesses at the scene ofthe notices on cars with the hypersen- • al sacrifice is associated with fool ested students. No number of pizza By reading your article, it is easy accident. The name of the driver sitive alarms that go off 24 hours a • Frankly speaking ishness and faith with ignorance, it boxes or portable stereos can nulli to understand that your facta were who struck Adams was freely given day (particularly the ones parked in ; is difficult to stand up for one's fy that. obtained from the police report, to The Mismi Hurricane by the the resident parking lots.) Perhaps To the editor: beliefs without being knocked down At the end of Trent's letter, he whereas other competent sources, CGPD, and there are no laws bar something like the following: such ss Posivak, were never even I welcome your support for the by others. William Trent's recent offered encouragement to "all of ring the printing of the minor's "Could you please park this car. approached. In Poaivak's police improvement of the Otto G. Rich letter to the editor highlights the you young idealists out there." We name. somewhere else, like Alaska, may report there is no mention of either ter Library resources. But please attitude many people have toward don't need encouragement. We be, so the f g alarm doesn't *. a near-miss of Posivak or of a car in allow me to correct a major error in volunteerism. need help. If you don't take an wake people up all night long? But if the far-right lane. Life 101 your Nov. 16 editorial. Your state active stand against the injustice of ment that journals from 1980 to I was part of the group that set up homelessness, you passively let it you think that's too far to walk • and lived in the cardboard shack in By implying that Adams and Posi To the editor: 1982 are nonexistent in our library continue. every time you want to uae your 1 - the University Center Breezeway vak carelessly ran acroaa U.S. 1, I unexpectedly added a clan to is incorrect. In an effort to reduce Kevin McPeak, car, that's an understandable objec-; - recently. Trent claims that our box the article portrayed the two as my schedule this weekend. I didn't costs snd to save space, we junior tion. Therefore, you might try-, was "supplied with a portable ste irresponsible and unintelligent. have much of a choice. My profes retained our permanent files of adjusting the sensitivity, so that it. • reo snd Domino's pizza delivery." These are two things they certainly sor turned out to be a friend that many journals from those years on doesn't go off every time an ant *' This is only half true. The stereo are not. The exact cause of the taught well, if briefly. microfilm rather than binding the walks by. Simply lift the hood, was used as a promotional tool, Alma Mater time accident is still unknown, and your original copies. Tbe policy was lat locate the motion detector and turn '. playing songs we considered suit unconfirmed assumptions only I must not only come to terms er reversed because of the negative To the editor the sensitivity screw (it's really able for the message we wished to serve to cloud the issue. It ignored with the reality of Eric Adams reactions of some users. I am writing to express my disap easy.) If this can't be done, take it communicate. the facts that the left-hand turn sig being gone; I also have to make his proval of the playing of "U Can't back to the idiot that sold it to you , and park it in his driveway. After a nal was on in the driver's car snd death make a difference. You are correct in stating that we As for the pizza, yes, we did have Touch This" immediately following have a lot of catching up to do. And few 2 s.m. wake-up false alarms that a left-turn-only lane easts st It seems that Eric has taught me it in the shack. However, that is home Hurricane football games. we are doing it. The fact that a he'll probably be eager to help you that intersection. a lesson that everyone gets, but understandable. After calling in an The Alma Mater, traditionally library ranked 89th in size in the out." rarely wants. Tbe reality of his order for hungry, studying stu played in this spot, is now played American Library Statistics is Let us pray! Let us pray that: 1. Your lireaponsible reporting is death has made roe reflect on the dents, one student rode his bike to following the aforementioned song. ranked 58th in its expenditures on You're a swell guy (girl) and arc also evident in your printing the purpose of life. He (Bed for no the store to pick up the pizza. Of course, by this time 95 percent library materials (compared to 78th concerned about your fellow stu name of the minor who hit Adams. apparent reason. He just happened of the fsns have left the Orange only tour years earlier) is a clear dents, and 2. You'll actually Thia ia not only illegal, it is unethi- to be unlucky. Trent does not seem to under Bowl. calaawetl. We appreciate the space demonstration of our progress. The stand that we had no intention of I realize that most students are attempt to rectify the problem. snd importance allotted to this sub The course he taught waa life administration has made a signifi staging a hunger strike. Perhaps apathetic as far ss school spirit KippGibbe ject, but it ie herd enough for our 101. This is the course of living, not cant committment to improve our this would have added greater goes, but let's at least fry to retain Th* Ns-UWt« HoStb. Parly! CJ\U. /asssjsi ^risViiaj arise/ WOMETCO fe* SYJPPreac-*. mtwtaeeetse meesaeaset A rWisatnt mmmaamm'imiaM _ tSSWWlLl—S Work with in llrtoHlmlUTlnf PafMSst. ar uuaaee sass eui MANIA •HttiartKS computer company. Zenith •a. svenv mn*Y a SATimoAY Comedy rrtprov Tr*_*J***rOy448-1011 Data Systems, on your KENDALL 9 December 24,1990 KUtnettxn 313S Corrai-odora PtecvCoc. Grove campus as part of a student Boca Raton - Club Boca Beveriee Kagan Boeua-Ca. ChWVtL Original Mantel Floaa - Antiqua A Vintage sates and marketing team. men an s a unu uisr T Showcase Productions University of Miami • INTEItNATIONAL STUDENTS • Theater Arte All international students who do not have their health Insurance directly provided by their sponsor must be I A MY NAME IS ALICE J enrolled in the University of Miami approved program A (A MuWCSl PwVUt) ^ for Spring and Summer 1991. If you have any questions • Nov. 28-Dse. 1 • contact Janet, at the Student Health Center — 284-5921. • Wed.-Sat. at 8 pm • If you have not received your insurance I.D. card by mall Z In Brockway Hall - UM * it should be available in the International Student Ser • 284-3355 I vices Office, Building 2 IF. — GENERAL MOTORS VOLUNTEER SPIRIT AWARD Is Itsociatles wilh The University of Miami Volunteer Services Center Reward Your Volunteer Spirit! UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI // vou or someone YOU know Is a volunteer In Ihe campus or community, you are eliaible lo ba oni ol three recipients ot the GM Volunteer Spirit Award which " consists of: CONVENIENCE STORE • A plaque signed by the • A ceremony and reception college/university president for recipients, family, and or chancellor and the guests Chairman of General Motors • Media recognition in your • Five shares of General campus and hometown Motors Corporation Common newspapers, and potential stock TV news coverage ill till Tim Stettnts art tllgltle ApuUcdtiont anallMbw at Whitten University Center, Room 236 7 Days a Week (305) 284-GIVE 8 a.m. -11 p.m. BHBVWOlJtT^O|«TIAe:OJ,OSMIMItB Summer Hours 8-5 •UlCKCAblLLAeOMCTaUeH .__i[__,III_I_ Phone # 284-2990 ACCENT ••• PAGE 8 THE MIAMI HURRICANE FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 30. 1990 i ACCENT MARKS • The Friends of the University of Miami School of Music will pre Children of a Lesser God sent a program of sonatas by Bach, Beethoven, and Brahms at 4 p.m. .» on Dec. 16 at Gusman Concert 'When the £ Hall. The performance will feature violinist Sidney Gottlieb, pianist movie came • Janice Feld and cellist Audrey Pilaf- ian. The performance is free to stu out, I dents with a valid Cane Card. All said,'let's other seats are $15. not do it' • • Adrian Piper, an artist-philoso because it : pher whose work is on view at the fi j Lowe Art Museum through Jan. 27, had been < will present a multi-media perfor done, but • mance at 8 p.m. on Jan. 16 at the Lowe. The presentation is entitled lastyear, I J "My Calling (Card]." Admission for some of the students is $1. Piper is a professor i of philosophy at VVellesley College. kids did For more information, call some scenes • 284-6477. from it, and • The Kifoko Dance Ensemble of : Surinam will conduct three master I got into it classes in Miami. The first will be emotionally, > • from 1 to 3 p.m. today at the UM Dance Studio, 6200 San Amaro Dr. sol ; The ensemble includes director suggested .. Johannes Tojo and 12 traditional "i Bush-Negro dancers. The other lastyear classes will be held on Dec. 4 at that we do • Miami Dade Community College a: • North Campus. For further infor Robert Lowery, mation call Kathyanne Londono of director UM at 284-2521 or Karen Stewart .3 of MDCC-NC at 347-1494. * > • The Rhythm Foundation, in con junction with Creative Music Stu dio is offering the New Year's Rhythm Intensive Workshop festi val from Dec. 28 to Jan. 6 at the DAVE KRGMAN/Prtolo Editor Cameo Theatre, SOUNDS OF SILENCE: Donna Bladlow, speech therapist for the hearing helps sophomore Kelly Griffith and senior 1445 Washing Susan Bott learn sign language for the Ring's Children of a Lesser God. ton Ave., Miami Beach. The Rhythm Inten Aspiring cast devotes time to perfecting use of sign language sive is a series of workshops, By LESLEY ABRAVANEL done, but last year, some of the kids ing them to enhance the partici made up of hearing people, the pro master classes, Start Writer did some scenes from it, and I got pants' auditions. As he put it, those duction will require a great amount and public per Imagine having to learn a foreign into it emotionally, so I suggested auditioning on Sunday "better of work. According to senior Leslie formances given language in order to perform in a last year that we do it." know sign language." Hendricks, who is auditioning for by jazz musi theater production. For a certain Scheduled to open on Feb. 20, There are a total of four classes, the play, "Sarah is profoundly deaf. MUSIC cians. The group of University of Miami the 1991, for a two-week run, the play each running 2-3 hours. Whoever will play Sarah has a huge workshop fea ater students, learning sign lan is a big-scale production and a large "Children of a Lesser God is very task ahead of her. Her sign lan tures Babatunde Olatunji, Don guage is somewhat of a prerequi undertaking. Lowery said he and difficult because there's a sensitivi guage has to be flawless, whereas Cherry, Ed Blackwell and others. site for the Ring Theater's the students auditioning for the ty to deal with," Lowery said. James, a hearing character, can be The performances are open to the upcoming presentation of Children play have been preparing for about "When the deaf kids come to see clumsier in his signing." public. A maximum of 30 partici of a Lesser God, directed by Profes two months. Auditions for the show the show, we must make sure we Both Hendricks and sophomore pants will be admitted to the pro sor Robert Lowery. are Sunday. don't do things that are untrue Amy Kozleuchar hope the play will gram. For more information, con Children of a Lesser God is the Lowery's first step in the direc because they will be reading the have a profound impact on the deaf tact Laura at 532-0922. story of a teacher of the deaf, James tion of Children of a Lesser God was hands. community. • The Big Love starring Tracey Leeds, who marries one of his stu to contact social agencies involved "The play has to be autiaticaUy Aa both Hendricks and Koateu dents, Sarah Norman, only to find correct as well aa artistically Cor char aaid. the majority of the hear Ullman will open tonight at the with the hearing impaired at Jack rect. It's a real challenge." Coconut Grove Playhouse. The that her deafness remains an obsta son Memorial Hospital: Through ing audience doesn't know sign lan cle between them. The Broadway his inquiries, he was able to contact The production has already Start guage. However, the deaf will be one-woman show will run through ed to draw attention within Miami's Dec. 23. Brooke Allen and Jay play became a film for which deaf Donna Bladlow, a teacher of sign dependent on sign language to help « actress Marlee Matlin won an language, who came to the UM the deaf community. Lowery, who has them follow the play. . » Presson Allen wrote the play. Tick visited deaf schools, said "the deaf • a et prices range from $10 to $35. Academy Award. ater department to teach signing to "The ultimate satisfaction will be For ticket information call the play "[The show] made an impression those interested in trying out for a are buying blocks of seats. Ch ildren to please the deaf community," house box office at 442-4000. The on me in New York," Lowery said. part. of a Lesser God is their Bible. It's a Hendricks said. Kozleuchar agrees: layhouse is located at 3500 Main "When the movie came out, I said Though signing classes weren't play about and for them." "I hope people are touched and Elighway in Coconut Grove. 'let's not do it' because it had been mandatory, Lowery suggested tak Because the entire cast will be have a better understanding." • Dames at Sea, an off-Broadway musical, opens Dec. 7 at the Actor's Playhouse. 8851 S.W. 107 Ave. Previews are Dec. 5 and 6. UM offers largest study abroad Jim Wise wrote the music. The book and lyrics are by George Haimsohn and Robin Miller. Tick Students can experience a variety of different cultures ets range from $12.50 to $20.50. country's sights. You also experi The University of Pittsburgh Student and senior citizen dis By RAENA ALEXIS LATINA ence both a social and cultural offers a Semester at Sea, in which counts are available. Stall Writer immersion in another country. students from all parts of the coun Studying abroad also provides try experience campus life on a ship • Art Deco Toys from the Law Sooner or later, just about every rence Scripps Wilkinson Collection students with career oportunities as they travel around the world. college student considers studying and internships. Students may choose to study opened yesterday and runs through abroad. In fact, over 50,000 Ameri Jan. 13 at the Bass Museum of Art. Junior Lisa Ayres will be travel abroad for a summer, a semester or can students spend a semester or an academic year. Classes are good It is the first exhibition to focus on more abroad each year. Studying ing to Australia this February to toys of the Art Deco period. study at James Cook University in for UM credit. Dr. Stein pointed abroad is a valuable opportunity for out that UM financial aid may also Highlights of the John and Johan students to take advantage of. Townsville. James Cook is provid na Bass Collection is an exhibition ing Ayres, a marine biology major, apply to the study abroad pro There are three different kinds grams. celebrating the founding collection of programs. The first is held at a with "a once in a lifetime opportu of the Bass Museum of Art, the foreign institution with American nity to study in the Great Barrier treasured gift of the Bass family. It As in choosing a college, there faculty teaching an American-de Reef." are many factors to consider in runs through Dec. 9. On view will signed program. The second is held be the Bass Museum's most prized Dr. Steve Stein, director of the selecting a study abroad prgram, at a foreign institution with courses Office of International Programs, such as classes, location and cost. holdings. The museum is located at for American students typically 2121 Park Ave., Miami Beach. noted that, with over 45 programs, Each program will have its own taught in the language of the host UM has the largest number of application requirements and dead • Four-time Grammy nominee country. The third type of program Ira Sullivan will perform acoustical study abroad opportunities in the lines. fully integrates the student into a United States. All of the semester "What is really significant is and improvisational jazz from the foreign university. 1940s to complement the Art Deco programs are connected with major advising," said Stein. "The best Toys Collection at 3 p.m. Dec. 9 at Junior Rudy Martinez participat universities in their respective cases are students who have begun the Bass Museum. Admission to the ed in the third kind of program. countries. their advising will in advance in concert is $3 plus the cost of muse Martinez spent last semester at "This University exchanges with order to structure their classes and um admission. Paul Valery Universite in Montpel- literally some of the most famous credits." lier, France. At Paul Valery, all the universities in the world," Stein For example, Ayres began her • Florida Shakespeare Theater is students were from different coun said. application process during her launching its third annual holiday tries, and French was the only lan A few of the universities are: freshman year. Gilbert & Sullivan musical. The guage spoken. L'Universite de Pau in France, "They really want to monitor HMS Pinafore will display an array Universtitat Heidelberg of Germa your classes," she said. of comical char "Now I can think in French, ny, Sophia University in Tokyo and Although there are a lot of fac acters and stir where I couldn't before," said Mar the University of Melbourne in tors and options to consider, study ring musical tinez. Australia. ing abroad is an experience that will scores. Regular Learning a foreign language is UM also has programs in Argen last a lifetime. performances only one reason to study abroad. By tina, England, Italy, Israel, Spain, "Do I want to go back?" asked SAILING AWAY: University of Miami student Jac Berman attends clas-^ run through studying in a foreign country, you Scotland, South America, Thailand Martinez. "Definitely! As soon as I ses while he travels the world as part of the University of Plttsburg'. Dec. 30. Perfor get the chance to travel and see the and Sweden. can." Semester at Sea program. mances are 8 . p.m. Wednesday through Satur day and 4 p.m. Panhellenic adoption of handicapped establishes 'natural ties' Sundays. Ticket prices are By DANIELLE PARKS he had ever met. "I was real curi since Wednesday, meeting with Dr. • $22.50 for THEATRE Accent Editor 'At first the rest of the guys in the house were pretty ous about him," said Hughes. Baskin, Vice President of Student' Wednesday, Hughes began spending time Affairs, Dr. William Butler, and the - Thursday and Sunday matinees; "I want to open peoples eyes," apprehensive, but they just had toseefor themselves with his new friend, Jay Turnbull, presidents of all of the UM sorori and $25 for Friday and Saturday said Kentucky University senior 21. Turnbull also began spending ties and fraternities. His stay in evenings. Call 446-1116 for reser that he is a normal person.' time at the Sigma Alpha Epsilon Pat Hughes. "People don't really Pat Hughs, originator of "Natural Ties" program Maimi will conclude on Sunday. | vations and information. The musi know now many people with disabil house. Hughes said, "At first the Hughes, a Communication and; cal will be presented at the Minorca ities there are out there." rest of the guys in the house were Human Development double major,; Playhouse, located at 232 Minorca gives them a chance to mix with pretty apprehensive, but they just said of his experiences with the1" Hughes is visiting the University friendly enviroment established by 0 Ave., Coral Gables. of Miami by invitation from Dr. an "adopting" sorority or fraterni 'normal people', which is impor had to see for themselves that he is "Natural Ties project, "This is* Sauneul Baskin, who read about a tant," said Baskin. a normal person." Now Turnbull something that for once in my life I' • The Center for the Fine Arts, ty. spends approximately three after 101 W. Flagler St., will present "In program that Hughes implemented Said Baskin," I saw an article in a At the University of Kentucky, believe in. I think I definitely wanf at OX wich invites mentally and approximately 20 organizations are noons or evenings a week at the to do this for the rest of my lue." **• Rodin's Studio," a slide lecture on magazine and I was so taken with SAE house, often eating lunch and physically handicapped young peo currently hosting someone with a Stressing the importance of the" the works of Rodin at 2 p.m. on the idea that I wrote [to Hughes] disability. dinner with the group. : Dec. 2. Albert Elsen, curator of the ple to participate in fraternity and and expressed my interest in devel program Hughes concluded. "Peo- sorority life at the University of In talking about how this pro Both Hughes and Baskin would Pie with disabilities have a more dif Rodin Collection at Stanford Uni oping the program at other univer gram originated, Hughes said that like to see the "Natural Ties" pro versity, will deliver the lecture. Kansas. The program is entitled sities." ficult time making friends that yoU: "Natural Ties," for it attempts to two years ago he was introduced to gram implemented at the Universi and I. This isa good opportunity fori The admission price of $8 includes "I believe this is a tremendous a mentally handicapped person one ty of Miami. Hughs has been at UM the lecture and the Rodin exhibit. bring haadicapped kids into a oportunity for the handicapped. It them to get involved.'' I . Friday, November 30.1990 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 Holidays, final exams Global add stress for students Awareness By EILEEN FAXAS on the state of mind and general Thompson rallies Stall Writer health of the individual as well as on the mercurial dips aad rises so • campus activism typical of South Florida weather. Thanksgiving, Christinas and all those weeks in between Many students tend to work By LYNETTE MALINGER inspire thoughts of roast turkeys ami prepare for exams to the near Contributing Editor and large families clustered exclusion of all else, disrupting their normal living patterns and around the table, a-la-Norman Tara Thompson, senior political throwing their bodies out of Rockwell. They bring cool weath science major, has led the Universi whack. er and visions of sugarplums ty of Miami into the new decade as dancing 'round children, heads. "I forget about eating and a university more aware of the It't a season made of color, lights sleeping until I get everything problems that face this world. done," said Gonzalez, who, and merry-making. Thompson's dedication is evident according to doctors, is 20 pounds But for the student, holiday from some of the titles she has held: underweight "But I consider season realities bring on another, past president of LINK, vice presi myself a basically healthy person. uniquely "achoolish dimension. dent of EarthAlert and chairperson I'm never ill, and I always recu for SG's Community Service and The weeks between Thanks- perate from a hectic schedule as Volunteerism Committee. ug and Christmas symbolise soon as I get some rest." academic and seasonal cycles Working with these groups, r But some suffer a little more working at their most feverish Thompson has been instrumental in pitches, bringing on stress and its than others. "I get sick from bringing about the campus recy side effects galore. stress," said Alba, who says she cling program, getting recycled JONATHAN STRAIT/Starf r'llotOQraplajr becomes totally exhausted and Final exams alone are the most products in the bookstore and orga drained when the exams, and her nizing groups for Miami-area beach stressful, anxiety-provoking adrenalin, come to an end. LEADING BY EXAMPLE: "I want to make a difference, to make improvements, not just stand by.' said events of the school vear. clean-ups, to name just a few of her senior Tara Thompson, who is involved with several volunteer activities. "(Finals are] definitely a source "I feel uncomfortable, like I'm campus accomplishments. of emotional concern for a stu going to explode. Something's "I believe in leading by example. dent," said Dr. Malcolm Kahn, burning inside of me," she said. The best way to get people ments like we have here (at UM] Government committee which she know I can change it. I try to come clinical supervisor and associate The direct link between the involved is to be excited about it. I and to promote merits of social and chairs. up with a simple solution," Thomp professor at the University of body's immune and nervous sys get very excited about going out community service." "She (Thompson] is a really son said. tems has been confirmed by medi Miami. He has worked at the and meeting and working with peo Outside of community and the great person and really cares about Some of the goals Thompson cal research. school's Counseling Center for 20 ple," Thompson said. state, Thompson worked in June of what she's doing. I couldn't ask for sees for the university are: "to years and puts exams at the top of Kahn said that the Counseling Thompson was also chosen to 1989 to save the endangered otters more from a chairperson," said SG make people more aware of the the list for causes of depression Center receives a number of speak on the benefits of volunteer in Alaska, who became drenched in President Irwin Raij. "I wish we problems right in front of us: the ind anxiety among young people. referrals from the Health Center ism at a Tallahassee press confer oil after the Exxon oil spill. had more like her." homeless problem, children's — students whose physical prob ence to promote the new Office for "Cleaning otters in Alaska; that's Some of the main objectives she issues — to get people to think Patricia Gonzalez, a junior pia lems are being brought on by anx Campus Volunteers. Offering the what started me on all this work. It has accomplished with the commit they can make a difference." no performance major, said she iety, depression and stress. can't help but feel "a little bit dis student perspective, Thompson was personally rewarding. I learned tee include being involved in an "Also, I want to make the recy couraged" and goes through a But the problem is "revers told of the program's aims to have about the power of people coming Outreach program and painting a cling program to work full circle, to series of mood swings. ible," so to speak. state-wide coordination of all volun together on a mission," Thompson woman's house, starting the cloth have the University buy recycled "There's more illness during teer agencies. said. ing drive that ends today and form paper products and to fully recy "I want to excel in all of my this time of year," said Kahn, classes, but if I have so many "It is a state agency to involve Thompson spends about 10 ing a volunteer coalition between cle," Thompson said. "and illness does make people more campuses in volunteering," hours a week on volunteer activi local universities and the UM cam things to do, I don't feel I could do depressed." Personally, Thompson feels that it all well," she said. she ssid, "helping other schools to ties. This semester she has devoted pus. her efforts are well worth the trou But it is worth noting that the establish volunteer service depart- most of her time to the Student "I see someting wrong and I She also blamed some profes anxiety and bouts of depression ble. sors for aggravating an already that students may experience stressful scenario. during their trying times are, for "A lot of teachers cram in all of WE SPECIALIZE IN: the most part, temporary and not HIGHLIGHTS. their assignments at that time usually indicative of a serious LOWUGHTS, because they were absent during mental health problem. CELLOPHANES, HAIR the year." Dr. Miguel Almunia, a psychia BODY WAVES Anna Alba, a 20-year-old pursu trist with a private practice and WsSelL ing a double major and working as affiliations with several hospitals SENSE a model, characterized herself as in Miami, explained that what stu PsulMitciasU PRESENT YOUR UM "a nutcase" during fell finals. dents go through is "just regular (feUsmU ID FOR A DISCOUNT "My nervous energy keeps me anxiety or reactive/situational going, but I react to everything. depression. It's not the 'general With Coupon Only I'm thinking, 'I have to study,' I ized' affliction. Generalised anxi think of the letters I haven't writ ety is the fear of something ten, presents I have to buy, that unknown, a sense of doom. (' "TWsV^kOniy"" ") IVe got to go to work, that I need to get some sleep for work... I'm "And while students may have l Perms, Highlights and Color: *40°° l all Iteyed up; I have no time to some of the generalized symp relax," she said. "I'm an anxious toms — palpitations, sweaty reactor." hands, fear — their's is not a full- fleged condition; it's temporary, But finals are only the begin limited and due to factors that 6M-S521 or 666-8522 1114 S. Dixie Hwy. «_*._- ning. have changed. The season also brings with it a "The fear — the anxiety — set of additional problems related wiUpass,"he said. to the time of the year. Van hay, ha said, is to "caabae mat is gains oo and take tefex- after you've been away can create atfonlfiiMr^ t-aS_ee___W certain issues," said Kahn. Kahn said some of tbe pres sures could be alleviated if it "Going back to the role of the • child can be very nice... but may weren't for mistakes inherent in be not" the design of the fall semester. It's particularly difficult for new With only one day off for Labor students, who may be suffering Day in September and not anoth difficulties because of adjustment er vacation until the end of QR problems, to face the family. November, tbe absence of a Kahn also made light of the suae in the fell is "conducive to point that "families have their If it were up to him, "we'd start ftonto. LSA SAT problems - financial, marital or a week earlier and have a break with illness in the family. second week in October," to 3488 Main Highway, Coconut Grove GRET O TAKE iRE "Sometimes, the parents have refresh the students and elimi 443-3946 even hidden something from nate any stress build-up, the same them and they go back and hear it Tuesday Nite wsy spring break gives students a c or see it Then three weeks later, breather in the spring semester. 50 Drafts • 9-11 PM they're faced with the same thing again. It can be very difficult." But regardless of vacations, or the lack of them, the ill-prepared, Wednesday Nite High on the list of student wor unorganized student will always Live - JAZZBONE . ries are relationships. 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Program needs you! Opportunities are available The Members of nKA andthT in Japanese schools and CORDIALLY INVITE government offices. ALL FACULTY TO ATTEND OUR *f FACULTY BARBECUE *f ^y on Saturday, December 1st • PAGE 10 THE MIAMI HURRICANE FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 30, 1990 HURRICANE UM defense to be tested in San Diego ? . NOTEBOOK A LOOK ATUM I t Hurricanes fall to number three in AP poll, set to battle Aztecs tomorn By RON BERKOWITZ "Du is a little taller and a little less mobile," aaid press conference and stated, "I think Russell Maryland SUtfWrttsr Erickson, comparing McGwire to UM quarterback should win the Outland Trophy and Lombard! award Distractions, distractions, detractions. Craig Erickson. because he is the best lineman in college football." When the University of Miami Hurricanes take the Statistically, McGwire has a slight edge. He has Mike Sullivan will start his 47th conaecutfre field tomorrow afternoon, they will try to forget the thrown five more touchdowns, completed for about game tomorrow, breaking the former UM record of 46 past week's happenings and prepare for the San Diego 500 more yards, and has a 2 percent better pass com consecutive game starta by former Hurricane Tolbewt Sute Aztecs. pletion percentage than Erickson. Bain. Senior running back Leonard Conley will be sus The Aztecs average 43 pointa a game and 534 yards Sullivan said about the record, "It's a nice personal pended for the aecond straight game because of break a game on offense. Receivers Ray Rowe and Dennis eMxompiishment but you're also helping your team. It'a ing a "team rule:" fighting a red-shirt freahman and Aray have both amassed over 1,000 yards receiving. a team-first thing." disobeying a coach. UM head football coach Dennis The Miami defense will have its work cut out for Erickson said he will decide during the next two weeks them. The Hurricanes have the third-best rushing whether or not to lift Conley's suspension for the Cot defense in the country and have given up only 29 points ton Bowl. in their last four games. MIAMI -SAN DIEGO MATCH-UP Miami has also been bumped from the No. 2 spot in "It [McGwire vs. Erickson) will be an interesting the Associated Press poll, moving down to No. 3 matchup to watch," Coach Erickson said. "You'll see What: Miami vs SanDiegoState behind Georgia Tech. two offenses that are alike. Oo defense, they play that When: 4 p.m. tomorrow "I'm not overly concerned," Erickson said. "All we bear defensive-blitz and play man-to-man coverage Where: Jack Murphy Stadium, San Diego, CaL can take care of is what we can take care of. almost 100 percent of the time." "If we win it, we win it. If not, I won't resign," Outlook: Look for both teams to score plenty ef Erickson added. Russell Maryland has been nominated aa one of pointa aa the two of the nation's top The Asteca have woo four in a row behind senior three finalists for both the Outland Trophy and Lom- head to head. quarterback Dan McGwire, the younger brother of bardi awards. Oakland Athletics first baseman Mark McGwire. Coach Erickson raised his right arm at Tuesday's DAVE BE RGMAN/Photo Editor AWARD WINNER: Craig Erickson (7) has been named the top senior quarterback in the country by the Kentucky Chapter of the National Football Foundation and Hall of Fame. Erickson wins Unitas award While his chances for the Heisman Trophy are nearly nil. University of Miami quarterback Craig Erickson won't leave the Hurricanes empty- handed by way of awards. Erickson has been named the recipient of the 1990 Johnny Unitas Golden Arm Award, Riven by the Kentucky Chapter of The National Football Foundation and Hall of Fame. The award ia pre sented each year to the nation's top senior college quarterback and is named after the NFL's legend ary Baltimore Colts' passer. The award will be presented Dec. 14. Even though Erickson has only started 15 games in his UM career, the 6-3,196-pound quar terback is already third on Miami's career touch down passes list with 44. He has also amassed 5,772 yards in his career, completing 403 of 713 passes entering UM's final regular season game Saturday at San Diego State. In 354 pass attempts this season, Erickson has thrown only six interceptions. Erickson beat out finalists Shawn Moore of Virginia, Bill Musgrave of Oregon, Browning Nagel of Louisville and Dan McGwire of San Die DAVE BEt_MAN/PI*-o«o ErJtor go State. Some NFL draft analysts say Erickson may by the top quarterback taken next April. RECORD BREAKER: Carlos Huerta (27) readies to kick his 136th consecutive point-after touchdown converaion on Saturday, breaking the NCAA Meanwhile, Erickson likely will not be named Division 1 record of 135. for the Heisman Trophy tomorrow afternoon at tbe New York Athletic Club. Frontrunners include quarterbacks Ty Detmer of Brigham Young and David (dinger of Houston. UM Coach Dennis Erickson said "Craig has Huerta kicks his way to NCAA record had an incredible year and should be considered for the honor." senior year in high school "I really wasn't too nervous about this one," Huerta Only one UM player, quarterback Vinny Tes- By KEVIN BROCKWAY An ankle injury curtailed his soccer hopes, and taverde in 1987, has ever won the Heisman. Sports Editor said. "I was more nervous about [number] 135." Huerta had an excellent senior season for Miarni-Co- — DEREK HEMBD Carlos Huerta has now kicked 138 consecutive lumbus, garnering all-Dade honors. >int-after attempts. But PAT's are not his only forte, Carlos Huerta stood confidently on the Orange Bowl Huerta tried out for the vacant UM field goal lacker field last Saturday, preparing to add to a 9-0 lead Suerta has kicked 53 field goals in hia two-plus seasons for the Hurricanes, one of those being a 53-yard boot spot as a freshman walk-on. Huerta won the spot and against Syracuse. With one swift motion of the leg, the the rest is placekicking history. Injury may keep junior pUcekkker rocketed the oval football through against the Orangemen laat Saturday. Huerta made four out of five field goals in the game. "Carlos has proven, under pressure, that he's aa the uprights 19 yards away to earn the routine one- good as they come when it comes to PAT's and field point conversion. "I'm trying to concentrate on other aspects as well, especially field goals," said Huerta, who has connected goals," UM special team's coach Dave Arnold said. Savage on bench Especially routine, considering Huerta had complet He's overcome being a walk-on to become the beat ed 135 consecutive extra points before that. for 14 out of 18 field goals this season. Huerta played soccer in high school and began field kicker at Miami and that shows determination." The Lady Canes basketball team triumphed Number 136 put him in the NCAA Division 1 record During his seasons at Miami, Huerta has had to face with a 94-72 victory against Western Michigan books, surpassing Alabama kicker Van Griffin and goal kicking as a freshman "just to help out the team." and suffered more than just a 86-56 loss to ftir- Oklahoma kicker Tim Lasher. Huerta never really took kicking seriously until his Please see page 1 //HUERTA due over Thanksgiving Break. Leading scorer Frances "Sweet" Savage will be out for approximately four weeks, after tearing the left lateral meniscus during the game against Purdue. In this crazy season, who is No. 1? Savage, the only senior on the squad, is aver aging 30 points and 10 rebounds. "Sweet" also has started and scored in double figures in all 62 A storybook ending could not have been written for Sept. 8, when a BYU team had the audacity to mess • Georgia Tech? Now here's a winner, the only college career games. this college football season. everything up. Before that game, the Miami-Notre undefeated team left in the nation, but a team which After her surgery on Wednesday, Dr. Chet Sad thing is this 1990 season is close to being over. Dame clash was the single game of the year, to decide barely beat Virginia and Virginia Tech, no powerhous Janecki of Doctor's Hospital said he anticipates Yes, it has been exciting, but it has the title once again. Thia was supposed to be s two- es. Beating up on lowly ACC teams doesn't constitute a Savages' return to be in time for the Florida also been gut-wrenching. horse race. winner, I'm afraid to say. Upsets, upsets, upsets — hap If only it could have been so easy. International University Sun and Fun Classic on • BYU? Of all the teams, this one could make some January 2-4. pening everywhere like they're BYU threw this season into a flux. [oing out of style. Does anyone Actually, I take that back. Colorado is to blame for sense. But again, (broken record, skip-skip), a schedule After two games, sophomore Vicki Plowden gou that reeks. The UM-beating might not hold enough leads in field goal percentage and rebounds with deiserv» e the title this season? this poor showing of a season. authority. Yet in 1984, the Cougars ran off withthe .652 percent and 23 rebounds. Plowden added 36 Seems like no one can hold onto First, the Buffaloes tie Tennessee in the Disney title when no one was looking. points. No. 1. Five times teams have held Classic, and less than a month later, they take a fifth the top perch, five times they've down to beat Missouri in a game they should have lost. • Florida? Place 10-1 odds on the house against the Junior Jeannie Herbert had 10 assists and add Gators. They lost way too big against Tennessee ed 14 points. fallen on their collective tushes. As The officials really erred in that one, and college foot soon as someone claims it, they give ball fans everywhere (except Boulder, Colo.) now have (45-3) to rebound. And their NCAA probation SS — CHRISTI JOHNSON it away like an old Christmas girt. to pay for it. like a noose around this goose, ^ DEREK And you can't even call these Colorado is like the Grinch who stole Christmas. • The others? FSU, Texas, Washington, Houston. HEMBD games upsets anymore, because My mind aches trying to give my vote for this Tennessee? They all have something against thertTa COLUMNIST f COLLEGIATE TOP 20 POLL _ they're so common now. year's champion. Why not just make it a draw? Now skeleton in their closet. Make no bones about it - m What a shame the Associated Press has been given here's an ingenious concept: no one wins the title no oneis national championship material this year 1. Colorado 11. Tennessee the inalienable rights to pick our national champion. one deserves. The bowl picture ia in complete disarray. Miami ia 2. Georgia Tech 12. Houston Seems like the college fans of America should unite and Why? weighing hopes on s Cotton Bowl victory over Texas a 3. Texas 13. Michigan evoke the War Powers Act. • Notre Dame has played a great schedule, but the Notre Dame victory over Colorado in the Orange Bowl 4. Miami 14. Clemson 7*oii shall not declare titles without the expressed Irish have two tosses against less than formidable g f^t^,0™** Martians landing in the middle of 5. Brigham Young 15. Mienssippi consent of the fans. ,. _, opponents (Penn State and Stanford), and a loss so late 6. Notre Dame 16. Nebraska But mind you, folks, even the fsns can't decide. Pity in the season really hurts. Coupled with the realignment of the planets in 7. Florida 17. Iowa the day of Jan. 2 when all heck breaks loose. • Miami? Tbe Hurricanes were whipped by the direct ratio to the quadratic formula, thia should oro- 8. Florida State 18. Louieville I say give me a playoff system or give me death. Irish and BYU, two good teams, but teams Miami looks duce a national championahip for Miami 9. Waahington 19. Illinois Give me a fifth down snd I'll give Colorado s national terrible against Turnovers have wreaked havoc on Might, could, if, but... 10. Penn State 20. Auburn title. Give me two losses and PlI show you a throbbing UM'i season, snd if by chance the Hurricanes win it all. OhEhh, forget it. Call it a draw. Thia shootout ia a headache. it would be by default. rwv^wradter No more apecuUUon froTffiS, Compiled by the Notre Dame Observer w I lost track of this aocalled season way back on • Colorado? (See above). Nay. Pass the TylenoL Extra strength. Friday, November 30,1990 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 11 National hopes alive, Basketball rebound hurt By MIKE BRESLAW fresh for UM. But, the win-loss second half. StaH Writer column (most important) remains In the Penn State game, the divers continue to win the same (under .500). Canes just didn't show up and Just as test as new head coach Leonard Hamilton wanted hia In Hamilton's debut at home, were "outmuacled." The up team to become up-tempo, the George Mason Patriots, in tempo plan seemed more like ft By KRISTIN WHITE fer from South Carolina, said she Ableman said he expects ail of front of 4,056 spectators, proved mellow ballad; it never got on was nervous about practices when the divers to compete in the nation aggressive and fast-paced ia Stall Writs-a about bow quick they nnd them that UM is still in the learning track. Offensively, they were to she first came to UM, but said the al championships in March. Since process. Players felt that they had attempt only 57 shots. lt's 1 p.m., i time when many attention does not bother bar any selves down at 0-2, falling victim Whiddon ia recovering from shoul a chance to win, but were torn for Junior guard Jerome Scott led University of Miami students break more. to George Mason (97-91) and der surgery, the men's team will being overwhelmed by a Penn a 9-0 run with only 5:21 left in the the team with 17 points while from their classes and form seem Scott Whiddon, a senior from rely on two new divers. Dean Pana- State team (93-67) who has won game. Samarr Logan added 16. Wylie'a ingly endless lines at the Eye. Houston, said he was not really ro and Brian Ramos. 18 consecutive games in their "We made adjuatnents defen numbers were down with 15 UM's fast-food restaurant is alive aware that so many people watched Panaro, a transfer from Cincin backyard. sively at the half which were sup points. A plus for the Nittany with people, aome hungry, some the divers practice. nati, and Ramos, a highly-recruited The theme surrounding the posed to help," Hamilton said. Lions was their 70 percent field thirsty and aome who just want to Whiddon said the only time he freshman from Boca Raton, have 1990-91 men's basketball team ia UM center Joe Wylie led the goal percentage in the first half sit and enjoy the scenery. realizes people are watching him ia both placed at the United States New. The head coach, the jerseys, scoring with 23 points and added which helped build a 50-30 half- A customer grabs his tray, fum when he dives off of the tower. Senior National Diving Meet. Pana the haircuts, the much-talked 18 rebounds, but his team time thrashing. bles for some napkins and desper "I don't really get embarrassed ro ia a former NCAA finalist, while about tempo and the addition to couldn't hold on to a 14-point Forward DeRon Hayes' 21 ately looks for a window seat. Find during practices, Whiddon said. Ramos is the 1990 junior national the Big Eaat conference are all lead, shooting 29.6 percent in the points led the way for Penn State. ing none, he disappointedly sits at "But! I slam in a meet, then I get champion on the one-meter and another table. embarrassed." three-meter boards. This is not an uncommon sight. With all of its accomplishinents, Whiddon said that he is pleased Many students venture into the that Panaro and Ramos are diving Eye to watch the pooiside enter however, the diving team should be far from embarrassed. All seven for UM. He said they will add a lot tainment. Sunbathera and swim- of depth to the men's program and Cotton Bowl challenge set j comprise the back- team members, four women and three men, have experience at the help attract new divers. picture, while the diving a 23-13 victory over Baylor. For the Hurricanes, it will be the national level. "They will push each other and By KEVIN BROCKWAY i take center stage. improve," Wadlington aaid. Sports Editor "We accept this lnviution very, fourth Jan. 1 bowl game they will "It's fun to watch the divers "Right now we are the best team very enthusiastically," said Jankov participate in during the paat five you eat," said Melanie in theNCAA, and I hope to contin The diving team has played an Before a 33-7 victory against ich. "I know I speak on behalf of years. Other New Years Day bowls , a junior. "It's amazing what ue that," UM head diving coach integral part in dual meet competi Syracuse, the University of Miami Dennis Erickson and the team attended in that span include the r can really do." Randy Ableman said. tion this season. Not one diver from officially accepted a bid to day in when I aay we're extremely excited Fiesta (1987), Orange (1988-89) Ableman left South Carolina in Florida Atlantic University, Indian the Mobil Cotton Bowl in Dallas, to be in this game." and Sugar (1990). i the diver mounts the board, a River Community CoUege or Flori I falls upon the audience. Up 1989 because the university lacked Texas on Jan. 1,1991. "There ia electricity in tbe state adequate diving facilities. Dalton, da State University has been able University of Miami Athletic Dir- of Texas knowing that the Univer Tickets for the game can be pur i the air, around in a flip and onto to score higher than a UM diver. > water with a smack. The crowd Wadlington and Betsy Girvan fol tector Sam Jankovich, clad in a sity of Miami will be here on Jan. chased tomorrow at the Hecht lowed him to UM, where Ableman grimaces, sympatmang with the The women's diving team scored cowboy hat, was excited about the 1," Cotton Bowl Executive Direc Athetotic Center for $36. The tick has built a strong team. athlete's pain. 32 points in the FSU meet, com opportunity for UM to face South tor Jim Brock said. "We're very et office will be open 8 a.m. through "We have an excellent coach and pared to the Seminoles' six points, west Champion Texaa, who confident we'll have a national 6 p.m. The final day to purchase "That muat hurt so much," said an excellent program," Girvan clinched a berth in the contest with championship game in Dallas." tickets will be Dec. 8. Andrew Wallace. "I don't see how which helped lead the swimming said. "It is one of the best in the team to a 125.5-116.5 victory. they get back up on the board after country, if not the beat." Three divers are participating in wipingout." Of the four women divers, three The UM divers have mixed feel the World Games Trials at the Uni have placed at the NCAA champi versity of Kentucky this week. Dal Walk-on kicker strives for success ings about practicing in front of ao onships in previous years. Dalton many people. ton, Panaro and Whiddon are com snd Wadlington competed in the peting to earn a spot on the U.S. HVERTAJFrom page 10 freahman year. Occaaionaly, Huer the first game of the season. But "The pool here is like a country meet while attending South Caroli Diving Team, which will travel to many adjust ta will shank a kickoff out of bounds Huerta did play, and has responded club," aaid Robbi Datton, a diver na. Girvan also had national poten Perth, Australia, in January. before reaching the end zone, caus favorably to surgery. who transferred from the Universi ments, one of those being the tial, but -d not compete in the change from kicking off the tee to ing a five-yard penalty. Huerta realizes that hopes of a ty of South Carolina last year. meet due to illness. "Everybody has s chance to make the team," Whiddon aaid. kicking on the grass. "I've been disappointed with my Cotton Bowl, and possible national, "It can be really embarrassing Last year, Christy Ramos repre kickoffs lately, Huerta aaid. championship may teat on his right when you smack the water, but in a "But only two people can make it "Actually, the new rule excited sented UM at the national meet, on each board." me," Huerta aaid. "It's more of a "being hurt during the off-season foot. way it's good to practice in front of Sting fifth in the 10-meter plat- didn't help." 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(Bird Road) Telephone: Miami rtorida 33133 662 -3711 Miami Hurricane DINNER INCLUDES: LUNCH INCLUDES: ii£fSr -Aii.. NFWS FEATURES Colleges embittered by NEA controversy Wo won't forgot... masochism, homoeroticism, the sexual Students at the U. of Florida pulled Anti-obscenity clause: exploitation of children or individuals together in the wake of a aerial killer's engaged in sex acts and which, when spree. A photo essay recalls the emotion 'Communist witch hunt?' taken as a whole, do not have serious lit al images. The clause prohibiting the National erary, artistic, political or scientific Page 2 I Endowment for the Arts from granting value." OPINION.-- funds for the creation of "obscene" art But the congressionally imposed continues to polarize artists and admin waivers raised questions for colleges and A jungle out there istrators at colleges and universities universities as to whether to accept or Life after college is a strange place in across the nation. deny grants. While the U. of Houston America, says a U of Massachusetts The result of the heightened aware was among many who gave thumbs up columnist who bases his findings on ness of government funding for art — to the monies — $40,000 for its Arte obscure, but interesting, statistics. obscene or not — is unfolding as politi Publico Press — it was only after much Page 6 cians, university officials and activists deliberation. touting artistic freedom debate the Lll I ANI ) AH During the decision-making process, appropriateness ofthe NEA and the def advisory committee member and A star on the rlae initions of art and obscenity. Director of UH's Bluffer Gallery Martha "China Beach" star and Emmy win The uproar began earlier this year Mayo said, "What one person defines as ner Marg Helgenberger talks about when a grant was used by photographer obscene may not be to another. . . . The her humble, small-town upbringing in Robert Mapplethorpe to produce pho bottom line ia we have a right to say, think Nebraska and the impact of her fame. tographs of an erotic nature. Congress and express whatever we want within Pa then began requiring grantees to pledge* gQfgg^£Q^^j^^^Hfa_____l4aJs»*ee.1-i*' thast NBA fundinc would not be. _sstd for works that "may be considered obscene, Amendment." including . . . depictions of sado See NEA, Page 2 See related story IKIIIK 2 Skyrocketing coete Despite record amounts of financial aid, the money is not enough to keep up with the rising costs of tuition and inflation. French teaching program labeled sexist Page 12 By Lisa H. Cooper more than 1,000 colleges and secondary Robert, an American student. • The Amherst Student schools across the country, is so sexist Yale senior literature major Tracy NT BOI )Y Amherst College that it interfered with their studies. Blackmer initiated the complaint in a Developed in 1987 by the director of letter to the French department last fall. Double or nothing Portions of a French language instruc Yale's language laboratory, Pierre "I had approached the course with a Athletes adept at several sports sre tion program were eliminated from the Capretz, the course uses a text, work very strong desire to learn the lan choosing schools that allow them to curriculum at Amherst College after book and a series of videotapes for full guage," Blackmer said. "But then I start play the field, court and track to make immersion in the language. ed noticing that the camera was linger the most of their abilities. three female students at Yale U. filed a Taped in Paris, the 52 half-hour videos ing on women's bodies." Page 22 sexual harassment grievance. Introductory French students claimed follow the developing relationship of Blackmer cited an example in which "French in Action," which is used by Mireille, a young French woman, and See SEXIST, Page 7 Campuses react to gang violence By Alisa Wabnlk UW in Seattle is one of several univer-, • Arizona Daily Wildcat sities encountering spillover of gang j U. of Arizona activity from their surrounding cites. Bloods and Crips are moving east and Their tennis shoes gave them away. north from California. Skinheads, a polit Campus police refused entrance to two ical group whose members sometimes are men who showed up at the Miss Black U. involved in racial incidents, also are of Washington pageant last spring spreading into new regions. because they didn't meet the dress code For typically young gang members, — no tennis shoes or ball caps — insti university activities are a natural attrac tuted by school officials to keep out gang tion, said UW Police Department Det. | members. Cmdr. Lt. Vic Peirsol. Gunshots were fired on campus later U. of Arizona officials alao are con that night, considered by many to signify cerned about gang activity filtering into a gang's way of saying goodbye. university life. UA Assistant Chief of / I See GANG, Page 23 2 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER News Features • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 NEWS FEATURES Gallery debates placement of 'offensive' art people don't like?" The gallery manager, Dean Vettrus, defended the request to Warning signs foretell move the artwork, saying, "This is the most public area ofthe building. A lot of little kids come by that area in the morning before they go to school." exhibit's explicit content Vettrus said he objected only to the placement ofthe exhibit, By Tracy Peel not the content or quality of the art • The Argonaut Eisenrich, or Tzey" as she signs her paintings, said she heard U of Idaho mostly positive comments about the exhibit Comments were also listed in a book at the gallery's information desk, and pos After an anonymous complaint about artwork depicting itive comments outnumbered the negative ones. nudity, U. of Idaho administrators decided to put up warning Goettsche tells those who may question his choice of display signs around an exhibit to explain its content so passersby art to "go through an art history book and look at the impres would not be disturbed sionists They all painted naked women " The administrators originally planned to move the exhibit, But because no consensus can he easily formed as to the which consisted of drawings by student Lisa Eisenrich, to a appropriateness of a piece of art, the university has decided less conspicuous area of the gallery to evaluate its own selection process Some interpreted the move as censorship Hal Godwin, vice president of student affairs, said Goettsche Coordinator of the Student Union Building Gallery John has done a good job of selecting art for the SUB Gallery, but Goettsche said, "No matter what you put up, somebody is going has been a "committee of one " to be offended If you listen to that complaint, are you going Godwin suggested a larger committee be responsible for BRIAN JOHNSON. THE ARGONAUT U OF IDAHO to listen to them all? Are you going to tear down every show selecting artwork in the future I isennch s piece was al the center of debate Chairman John Frohnmayer continual NEA ly reiterated his position on art versus Continued from page 1 obscenity. Two UF sltidenls embrace during a silent prayer vigil. "I and the National Endowment for Some students in California agreed the Arts oppose obscenity unequivocal Erin Braddock, the U. of California ly It is the antithesis of art. It is without Student Association representative for soul It conveys no message. It degrades the U of California, Davis, said she humanity, and it sickens me," he said thinks "the essence of these amend NEA spokeswoman Virginia Falck ments is repressiveness, which puts lim said the ASU committee could have its on human expression When a gov made a more effective statement by ernment attempts to define those limits, directly contacting members of it IB very, very dangerous." Congress However, Braddock admitted that While Carlson and his committee artists should have the right to accept decided to embark on that route, other grants "There is a lot of truth behind the universities took a more overt stance by term 'starving artist,'" she said protests and marches Last year alone, the nine UC campus At Southern Methodist U. in Texas, es received more than $1 million from marchers in front of Dallas City Hall car Fiffi the NEA, and as ______ried colorful signs, much as $150,000 some decorated with "Art is supposed to stir us and of that amount luminous Jackson BUT NOT provoke us and keep us awake.... was used for van Pollack-style paint When there no longer are chal ous arts pro splatters and styl FORGOTTEN lenges to our minds and hearts, grams, said UCD ized images of then we become a society of sleep Vice Chancellor human heads with _tfer 4 _j*m walkers." Richard Methany tape over the eyes Turning away and mouth. In Gainesville. Fla. a the money isn't — SMU graduate Tim Seibles, Dallas poet and college town that was easy, said Ron NEA fellowship recipient SMU graduate Tim preparing to start its Carlson, director Seibles, who recently first week ol classes, of Arizona State U.'s creative writing received an NEA fellowship, said, "Art students banderi program, which rejected a $9,965 NEA is supposed to stir us and provoke us and together after a series grant in protest ofthe clause this fall keep us awake, and to challenge our of five shocking "We turned down funding three times staid and often antiquated ideas of murders. The deaths as much as our operating budget," what's OK. When there no longer are haunted students all Carlson said. challenges to our minds and hearts, then I 4 across Ihe nation, nol The U. of Iowa found itself trying to we become a society of sleepwalkers." just those at Ihe U. of meet similar costs by accepting private Artist Elizabeth Stirratt, who accept Florida and Santa Fe donations after rejecting a $12,000 NEA ed a 1990 NEA grant, said the clause Community College, grant to fund production of the Iowa may have had the effect of pushing Short Fiction Awards. where the victims were artists in the direction of becoming more But many artists have accepted the experimental. found Greg Rivara a (Above) grants, despite the possible ethical ram - "This whole thing has made people student journalist at Alachua County ifications that could accompany them. focus more on obscene works," she said Western Illinois U.. sheiills are "Of course it gave me pause," said "It makes you wonder what it would take pallbearers lor wrote a column urging Indiana U. English professor and writer to cross that line. It's an intriguing Clitisla L. Hoyl. his fellow students to a records clerk Tony Ardizzone. "But to turn down that thought." look to the southern tor Ihe sheriffs grant would have been like shooting Writers contributing to this department tragedy as a lesson in myself in the foot." report: Rebecca Deaton and Marisa mortality. Everyone in In addition to the financial strain put Ferrino, The Daily Cougar, U. of Right) Sandra their early adult years on universities, those involved have said Houston; M.L. Garland, The Argonaut, Cniit; joins 100 pn 'i'r.s AFR/I/Q- got a little reality the clause infringed on their "academic, U. of Idaho; John Kenyon, The Daily al ,i Nalinn.il break. Young people social and artistic freedoms." Iowan, U. of Iowa; Sonja Lewis, State Organization tm die. Simple fad.' Alberto Rios, ASU English professor, Press, Arizona State U.; June Lyle, Women mirth did not criticize the NEA, but con Indiana Daily Student, Indiana U.; demned the wording of the mandatory Chris Piper, The California Aggie, U. PHOTOGRAPHY BY CHERRY JONES. oath, saying it resembled "a communist of California, Davis; and Matt Seitz, INIJI I'l NDI NT FLORIDA ALLIGATOR. U. OL FLORIDA witch hunt." 77ie Daily Campus, Southern Despite such accusations, NEA Methodist TJ. NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 • News Features U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 3 4 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Focus • NOVEMBEIVDECaiBER 1990 With tbe recent Iraqi invasion of Kuwait, and the subsequent United States reaction, the idea of American involvement in foreign crises is again brought to light Students at campuses nationwide have spoken out both in favor of and against this country's involvement in such affairs. Is sending American troops to protect foreign lands a good idea? Bead on. Yet another •root mat urns* tmrt u generation of Caring enough to send His very biggest Arizona State U student Rick Miller signs a giant greeting card, which was sent to American troops in Saudi Arabia. The card was designed by wasted youth two ASU dorm residents, who wanted to show support for the U.S. military in the Middle East Jlen Mr. Postman . . . Students at the Bag It . . . Studente at Indiana U., U. of Alabama, Tuscaloosa, wishing to Bloomington, are collecting Ziploc plas oblow write to U.S. military serving in the tic storage bags to send to troops over Persian Gulf can do so with stationery and seas. Military personnel need the bags igprospe envelopes provided by a campus orgsni to protect their personal hygiene items ration of prospective *_tion.'Hie Kaydettoe, a group that serves from desert insects, said Barry Porter, to support Army ROTC cadets, purchased ofthe Red Cross. "This is our chance to the stationery in the hopes that students help them find an item that they are specifically requesting,'' aaid Porter. > put an end Middle F« would be more willing to write soldiers •-mould be used, ishuut.iiit. overseas. "Many ofthe letters will be given "Plastic storage bags are in demand.* If edaaerii (ainstlraq the university gathers 42 square feet of force is necessary to to those who aren't receiving mail from • oians of a man whf> home," saidSgt Maj. Carol Cochran, a*.for boxes of tha plastic bags, the Bad Cross mer public relations chair for the agreed to send the packages overseas.: tn enacted. Kaydettes. "Mail call is the most impor "We're not involved with the politics," tant time of day to a soldier overseas," said said IU aophomore Melissa Halaschak, were taken. Eoonomit sanctions Lt. Col. Donald Crabtree. "The letters organizer ofthe baggie drive. "We're just from university students will demon trying to make the Uvea ofthe men and were instituted Propaganda was women who are forced to be there a little created. Diplomacy failed. Shots strate to them that someone cares." • crisis. And with good reaeonwhe n Melissa Tucker, The Crimson White, U. of easier."• Rebecca Velten, Indiana Daily werefired, And themilitery reserve Student, Indiana U., Bloomington comparing the was activated — a grim testimony Alabama, Tuscaloosa the Vietnam "conflict" (The last time the reaerve was com And there arc those who, without missioned was 1968 in an i rimgmt question, will supper i icant country called Vktnam action America takes r-egru-dless of Domestically, the attitude is nstance or consequence IOWA Hussein. Participants paid 26 cents to nothing short of congratulatory for throw two darts at a picture of the Seeing what's at stake, Americans Bush's quick actions toward stop 200 points Ol light... Close to 200 U. of Iraqi leader, in hopes of winning a cant afford to turn their hacks on ping the "mad dog" Saddam Iowa students, faculty and community beer. "I think the board represents peo this one. Hussein, Iraq's leader. members of all ages gathered for a silent ple's views about things," aaid sopho •Angella Champagne of The Nationalism has been sold to a vigil in September to protest United more Chad Chilton. • Paul Baldwin, icholls Worth contributed to this bigoted majority, taught to hate States military involvement in the College Heights Herald, Western throughout history. Now, flag-wav Middle Eaat. The vigil began with a Kentucky U. ing pride can be directed at Iraq, short speech fromDenni s Gilbert ofthe mostly because wa don't under Wesley Foundation, a Methodist stu CALIFORNIA stand them and it ia more conve dent organization. "As a group ... we nient to hate than to team. were divided on many aspects ofthe sit The fact is, the assets "we" are uation in the Middle East, though we protecting in Kuwait are two were united in thinking military solu things only oil and oil refineries tions to conflict are no longer viable," Touse this as an excuse for military Gilbert said. "What concerns us most of intervention is ludicroua. A very all is the implication that the military am_U percentage of our oi 1 comes involvement has popular support — we Kuwait to begin with. Do pen have heard very little humanitarian concern," he added. • Jennifer Glynn, The Daily Iowan, U. of Iowa raged $1.30 a gallon KENTUCKY m began, Beers for bull's-eyes ... In the desert thing to an oil like heat, Western Kentucky U. junior >amen want to John Morgan took aim at one of the ire then most infamous figures in recent his tory. As Morgan firedhi s projectile, he narrowed hia eyes and breathed out beer-tinged breath. His dart hit the mark — Saddam Hussein was dead. For his heroic efforts Morgan was SUM-HIE «T»TH, DAILY BRUIN. U. OF CALIFORNIA, LOS ANSfLR given not a medal of honor, but a beer Oil and war don't mix... More than 300 activists, many ot them students, protested near the U. from the Fajita Factory. About 30 stu of California, Los Angeles, against U.S. involvement In the Middle East. Claiming that the main dents gathered at the Bowling Green, purpose was to protect oil Interests, one protester remarked, "A better solution would be for us Ky., restaurant to "kill" Saddam to change our lifestyles so we don't need the oil." NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 • News Feature* U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 5 U.NEWS Pleading insanity ..Academically dishon No COWS allowed ... In an effort to per .California State est students who are found tob e mentally suade studente to stop walking across U., Long Beach, may have the richest ill will not have disciplinary sanctions the grass on campus, Marquette U.'s sewage in the world. Responding to com brought against them, according to a new Resident Hall Association Environmental plaints of a plugged sewer, university student conduct policy approved at the TJ. Committee hosted a Cow Path Prevention plumbers discovered eight or nine $100 of Oregon. UO spokeswoman Elaine Day. Committee Chairman Steve Cole bills floatinga t the bottom ofthe manhole, Green said the policy distinguishes for said students cutting corners and walk said Tom Benin, senior director of public the first time between academic and dis ing on the grass costs the university affairs at the university. But the excite ciplinary sanctions. The problem is, $22,000 a year for up-keep. A university ment did not last long. The bills were coun what if someone has a mental disorder budget list shows that Marquette terfeit In the process of unclogging the and is accused of academic dishonesty?" spends $14,414 each year maintaining sewer, approximately 30 to 40 pounds of Green asked. While such students will the campus environment and an addi wet, shredded bills were confiscated, said not have any disciplinary sanctions tional $7,200 a year on labor. The cost Lt Ron Perron of campus security, adding brought against them, they will receive of replacing grass, shrubs, sod and flow that possibly $260,000 to $1 million was academic grades based on the fact that ers could be reduced if studente would found. U.S. Secret Service agents investi they were dishonest. "Insanity is not a walk on the pavement, said RHA com gated two places on campus where the bills defense for getting a grade dishonestly," mittee member Amy Schaefer. •Jaimie might have been printed. • Jenny Green said. • Peter Cogswell, Oregon A. Fraser, Marquette Tribune, Cleveland, The Maneater, U. of Missouri, Daily Emerald, U. of Oregon Marquette U. Columbia Plan your future STIVfTMyillia.THtU'tlVERS'TYOW OfK/YlSAB with •*r»i4__r-ri to read Neitzache and found himself stuck 26 feet off the ground. About 20 When it comes to planning your people gathered to watch as fire fighters future, Air Force Officer Training extended a 24-foot ladder to help Boys School (OTS) lets you plan it with descend. Boys said he had climbed many of the trees in the area but never that precision. particular tree. "It was kind of a chal First, you can plan on putting lenge," he said. "I just really didn't think your degree to work in about getting down when I climbed up.* an envxronmeiTt of the While in the tree, Boys had to field ques world's highest technology. tions from entertained onlookers and You can plan on developing fire department workers, who said they did not receive many calls to rescue peo leadership abilities and learning ple from trees. "Yeah, I feel kind of effective lrianagernertt skills. You'll stupid," Boys told the fire fighters. 1 be taking the first step into an ex guess they could get me down with a citing, challenging career with a chain saw. Obviously I was not the one premising future. who called you." • Steve Bailey, The University Daily Kansan, U. of Kansas And on graduation, you can plan on wearing the gold bars that com mand the respect, recognition and MASSACHUSHTS immediate responsibility of an Air Farce officer. Mainframe manipulation ... U. of OTS gives you the opportunity Massachusetts, Amherst, administrators to design your own career path are drafting regulations to combat forums in the Air Force. To travel. To devoted to the exchange of sex stories on one of the university's most powerful serve your country, lb enjoy the mainframe computers. Four forums, benefits of good pay with nontax called "CyberLust," "SEX," "Sexstories" able housing allowances, 30 days and "Lusty One," were disclosed last of vacation with pay each year and March and contained files of graphic sex complete medical and dental care. ual exploits on the CYBER system which is intended only for Instructional and Take the giiesswork out of your research activities.* The sex story forums tomorrows. See your Air Force occupy less than 1 percent of total system recruiter or call toll free usage and are "owned" or operated by 1-800-423-USAE Better their creators. Any university-affiliated still, send your resume person who pays a $10 fee and has access to a computer may connect with the to: HRS/RSAAA, CYBER system. Administrators also con Randolph AFB, TX firmed the existence of forums devoted to 78150-542L Mi discussions of Christianity, science fic tion, poetry and even one that outlines the AM HIGH, ft underground tunnel system of the univer- sity. • Preston P. Forman, The Massachusetts Daily Collegian, U. of Massachusetts, Amherst 6 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Commmt and Opinion • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 Life after THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER* By presenting a wide range of reunions and ideas college reprinted from hundreds of campm netrsp*^, iee tope to an)unce the quality of campus life M we inform, I've recently dis- •s»s«______i •mtarttin and en—et the national atudent body We covered that the only Rottor riff •dmmrltdp the commitment of student joonuluts thing I really know DCUUI UM MM tin nation, supported by their mediilachnenind about America is in ophr.nl •ootMrrsm **n*iioi., to report trie achtitiet, itauet and IM rencerm ofthor fellow students nothing. We're not OUIUUI part of the world —————— when we come to campus. Not even part Alb.it TEhrin|.i of the country. And nothing I've read has ever painted (lenakl I. Ta.loi a clear picture of American life. MANAOINU EDITOR That is, nothing until I found "On an Jack! Harapton Average Day* by Tom Heymann. This should be on the bookshelf of every stu EDrro«S0Ne_J«w**HIP Jem.Her si Bul—,TV a_ana HaUoooloo, Talane U dent who wants to know what America Dona DiFranco, Uaalang Deity, Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo is all about. Sony. Goodwin. The Lumberjack, Northern Alison. U Ron A Koch. Tlie Indiana Sloteaman. Indians State U For example, if you're interested in finding out about America's eating EDITORIAL ADVISORY COUNCIL habits, Heymann writes that on an aver TOM BOLNICU, beeuthre Dimrtor, Aasedaled age day: Collofiate Press • 101,280,321 adults are on diets. MNtf TM, THE SWCTATOrl COLUMBIA U PR n«VIO AOAMri.lollen strii. Adviaer.. ri_.no Oeily • 24,667,534 hotdogs are eaten. Sludenl. Indiana V • 16.3 million people eat atMcDonald's BUC JACOBS, ColUg. Newspaper Business a These figures might account for the AdvaroWnf Manatee*, The Doily Pennaytuomon. U. at Pennsylvania $1.37 million we spend daily on laxa Putting on a show for the folks tives and the 2,006,497 heartburns that sTDsWND •tULUVAN, Director, Columbia Scholastic Columbia U..NY Americans have each day. By Jamie Stanek time for me to call an audible. "Hey, let's DH. J. DAVID BUD, Society fin- Collegiate Journalists, Want to know about relationships? The Daily Kaeeern New., Eaatarn Illinois U • Collegiate Times all go to the duck pond," I suggest, know Want to know how you and your sweet 1*1—D WEDDLf, Western AModation of University Virginia Tech U. ing how much Mom really digs the heart are going to fore out there? Again, Publications Uanafen, Oklahoma Dally. II rfOklahome nature scene. on the average day in America: MOrUCRAVBlv^IXraeteorSbid.ntPubl_lio_. What on earth could be more horrify So now people see the happy trio • 6,567 couples get married Daily TVojon U. ofSouttvem CelHbrni. ing than waking up the Saturday of traipsing on down to the duck pond. All • 3,197 couples get divorced. , DR. FftANK rIAMlJISetY, M.n.fet of Student Media. Parents' Weekend — hung over — at the while my dad is muttering, "Eight Daily Barometer. Orefon State I' • Men spend 26 minutes cleaning the—: 10 o'clock in the morning to the beam thousand dollars a year and he isn't house; women spend 69 minutes at the JANT CHILDRnS. Director of Student Publications, ing faces of Mom and Dad? VnimmUy Daily, 1_ss Tech U going to be an engineer.* task. "Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Be right with you* Yep, you guessed it. I broke Dad's heart I say we Uve on campus for the next W.B. CASEY, Publisher, 7ae Daily Ionian. U. oT low. "Gee, son," clucks my all-too- when I came to lech to study biology. To 20 years. Everyone cleans — or doesn t KD BARBER, Oenaral Msnagsr, Independent Florida impressed father as we walk around this day my mother still shakes her head clean — their own dorm room. Alligator, U. of riorid. campus, "there sure are a lot of skate and tells me about his blood pressure • 1,109,589 condoms are bought; HARRY MONTEVIDEO, General Manafer. T»e Red boards on campus. ond Black, U ofOex—l» whenever the subject comes up. women purchase 443,836 of them. "Are they in some kind of club or orga Lunch has come and gone. I'm still So, we've come a long way in some BRUCE D. ITULa*, Manaeer of Student Publications, Stole Press, Arizona 8tate U. nization? Is this an engineering lab? hung over. Somehow, I managed to get areas, but not as far in others; women "When I was at school we had all kinds 15 bucks off my dad. I told him I'd think buy almost as many condoms as men do, RICHARD C LYTLE, General Manager. Teias Student Publications, Tht Daily letan. U. oTTaias, Austin of crazy engineering things going on. about taking a dynamics course. but they still do more than half of the You know, it's not too late to become an "Hey, I really have to go... three tests housework. CAta~J8 RELATIONS DIRECTOR engineer ... just like your brother." next week. Have to keep those grades Diek Sublette America's spiritual state isnt looking Reaional Representative: Kathy Wagner So now I hear it again. up," I say. so good either. While Christian book The "Why-can't-you-be-more-like- RE8EARCH DIRECTOR Okay, so I lie. stores sell 34,932 Bibles a day, 41,096 Steve Naehbnan your-brother-the-megalomaniacal-elec- I lie like a rug. I lie like a big, hung- calls are made to dial-a-porn services. trical-engineer-with-the-siUcon-brain" OPERATIONB DIRECTOR over rug that wants to sleep all Sunday The worst news of all, however, is that Annates Ryan speech. afternoon. every day four people call Graceland Aesuunt: Delore. M.rtln "Aw, c'mon Dad. You know I barely So I give Dad a firm handshake and asking to speak to Elvis. passed Math for Art Majors 101." Mom a peck on the cheek, then I wave Well, that's America for ya. Stay in col WandalynRea Anyway, it's getting pretty awkward cheerfully as they drive merrily away. lege as long as you can. National Advertising Director about now. Needing to change the sub Then I slink back to my room and cry Don't go out there. Rob Arotuon ject, I try to think of some diversion that myself to sleep. Parents' Weekend: a New York 12121980 2800 Statistics don't lie. will lead us to more pleasant topics. beautiful, sharing experience or a night • Bob Bobala, The Doily Collegian, U. SALES OFFICES Seeing where this is going, it's high marish, guilt-filled hell? You decide. Lo. Augalea (2131460-6660 of Massachusetts, Amherst The Perkins Company Ne-Ynrk(ail)«10-2800 t Sharrta Oraddic Istta violatio n of the First lnrj_SepirjrTib-*fissue,weas^ music and art a (4041262-0679 for absctmily b a violation d l-M WhiteSpece Boetoti (6171 BMW Amendment to regulate music students wrtorespcrtdrt Publiabers' Edge of New Engl.nd said it Is not. Delia. (214) P80.883 and art for obscenity? Tiemey and Company Detroit (318) 373 1026 VVynkoop Associates San Francisco (415) 421 7960 Scott, Marshall A McGtaloy u No, because those are It is definitely against Advertising Coorttinator It's definitely a violation, forms of entertainment, and our rights to have any mem Troy Renneberg but I think we can all out they must fall under the ber of society judge what we i.l Section. « ieaniter Flynn live 2 Live Crew's articula norms of society." say, read, write or record." AN*. Jneon Maler, Eric E tion of trie English lan Ujeiiiallaiiitii IIIM_». guage. ..." John Durham, JeflBcoen, Ftwr by TTee American MchsfciKrauss, UolOndnn* Collegiate Netwark, 1110 U.0fMM0Uri,a*>TI*- aaaasa—a, sjna/Z—,- HonntaulhColiga\N.J. CA INN. (Ill) Camrrtgtat int. SSL WBPA NOVEMBER DO you want eOwrtyte activism to return 1-800- SS__«_ gUESTION to American campuses? 662-5511 NOVEM8BVDECBUBER1990 • New. Features U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 7 Condom crusaders wage war against campus machines By Michael Fibison Instead, they decided to take overt like that," Hodapp said. • The Reporter action. If the machines are not removed from Mankato State U The letter stated, "We will stop at campus, SAS vowed to continue their nothing to sabotage these machines and "active and militant* stance against the A militant group of self-proclaimed prevent them from working." They also dispensers. "Christian-minded'' students calling claimed to have the machine keys and Erickson expressed his disappoint themselves Students Against Sin waged threatened to steal the merchandise. ment 1 thought we were doing a ser a crusade against condom vending The condom-condemning crusaders vice," he said. machines at Mankato State U. said it is their duty to prevent the sins His company is the second to brave the GAB Vending Inc. owner Gerry of premarital and extramarital sax by MSU campus after the first vendor was Erickson discovered knobs missing on a ridding MSU of its condom dispensers. forced by costly vandalism to remove his sabotaged condom machine at the stu "If these condoms were not available machines. dent union and an inscription banning to the youth of our society, they would Erickson estimated his cost at about the machines etched into the side. not be tempted to follow the path of $200. He speculated that the group must Erickson said he also received a letter Satan toward sexual misconduct," the have used tools such as a chisel and ham from SAS condemning the machines and letter stated. mer to break the knobs off of the 1 1 vowing not to follow"th e long drawn-out The actions ofthe group have worried TnarhiT *** legal procedures and red tape to have Michael Hodapp, assistant director of Erickson said he questions the these vending machines removed from the student union. "•Christianity* ofthe group because they campus." "I don t know how you stop something are destroying property. i urnri, ne OMY ILL* U. OF ILL-NOB There's an IBM PS/2 made for Sexist Continued trom page 1 the French word for "thin" wan illustrat ed by a shot of a woman in a half T-shirt. The image struck me so powerfully," Blackmer said. "They were exploiting her body. She was a body, not a person. It became really difficult to concentrate on the videos." When you said you wanted an afibniafale computer, before Det__r_er 31,1990,youllreceives In lesson 11, Blackmer said students Certificate entitling you to a round-trip ticket for we listened. were shown a man trying to pick up a $149V$249.+ Phis a free fWI Getaway* Student And we responded. So, as a college student, mem pretty woman in a park. On the follow Discount CarrJapt^tion. YouTl also get a great low ing exam, the students in Blackmer's ber of the faculty or staff you can now get an IBM price on the PHODIGY* service. class were required to repeat the lines ft-reonal System/2* Selected Academic Solution at a With the special price for coUege students, faculty of the male pick-up artist special price.* "I was really uncomfortable with the and staff, therei never been a better time to buy a PS/2. YouTl find that all the PS/2 Selected Academic Sohi- Visit your campus outlet to find fear and the violence that is implicit in tions have preloaded DOS 4.0 and Microsoft Windows'" something like that," she said. out more about the IBM PS/2 3.0, a color display and a mouse. Some selected models Amherst French Professors Aida Selected Academic Solutions. are preloaded with Microsoft word for Windows™** and Nawar and Paul Rockwell agreed that Or call IBM at 1800 222-7257, | elements of the program are <>ea_isive Excel'"** to help you create impressive papers, graphics a nd we' 11 respond promptly but said the program is an "excellent" and spreadsheeu. Also, great tools like a notepad, calen with our information kit, teaching tool. dar and cardfile are provided. or the location of the Nawar said she intends to use por Whatk more, the IBM PS/2 Loan for Learning is also nearest participating IBM tions of ths program, but will use only available to help make paying for your PS/2* easier. Authorized PC Dealer. those which contain no sexist elements. If you purchase a PS/2 Selt**cted Academic Solution "I dont think anyone can deny that there are things that might be offen sive," Nawar said, adding that she has been made uncomfortable by at least one ee ssae i no ettnv at paraooara est close-up shot of a woman's chest a ore, u quested ooeeBe Th.ofe».e saiflH. aesavji—darrec AajeweiaerJPCClielarst>*erearesut>feafi i. c "Most texts are truly objectionable," Ed-taxi lv»_lcare,T*0Ue«sie»..»TYH»_Se>leaiinna»i i said Marie-HeleneHuet, chairwoman of Jepterrajsr Ki MM •**ajure*i —~ 14. the French department, adding, "I L_ceo«Co(Di>"e»_*-*•___-«!i i"-*M-tees|»etee«leer«lvia*» ^ realise to teach anything that is objec c7r"^_!_escI»*>l**nM^ tionable to anyone." 8 U- THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER UI* and Art • NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 Getting a head start A17. ft A session with Erasure singer While some 19-year-olds are finishing high school, others The eccentric Andy Bell tells why Erasure has finally are graduating from college, like several students at the U. become one ofthe hottest new wave crossover groups, aa of Illinois, Champaign-Urbana who are ahead of their time. well as what he thinks about the competition. Pag-a9 10 A real character Cartoonist fits in with figures in his strip By David Frese a "grown-up." Berry, who's awaiting the Kansas snowfall so • Kansas State Collegian he can put his sleds to use, looks — and acts — a little like Kansas State U. a kid you'd expect to be reading comics. Mather Goose And after spending most of his adult life in college — nine years to be exact—it doesn't appear he's going to grow up any imt even safe e looks quite s bit like the character Jim in hiastrip . time soon, either. HOr is it Joe? "Making the Grade" has a simple premise. Like By Shelley MaGee "Ill admit it, I gave them really blah names," Bob, Jim and Joe go to college. But Jim and Joe • The Gamecock admits cartoonist Bob Berry. "Now I've offended live with a walking, talking, beer-drinking 7 -foot U. of South Carolina everyone named Jim and Joe." Kodiak bear named Filbert. Jim and Joe are char But why the bear? Remember mom sitting by your acters in Bob's comic "Merchandising," bedside reading you "Mother strip "Making the Berry said. "It's all Goose" tales aa you nodded off to Grade," which appears merchandising. sleep? daily in the Kansas Those Filbert the Well, there are many 5-year-olds State U. Collegian, Bear lunchboxes Snoopy? not going to out there right now who could be like Jim and sloe, hold that corner for losing sleep. And if they're not, Bob, a senior art ever, he and their parents should be. It's illegal major, has Garfield." in some places to sell the very same youthful sort of tales that ushered us into slumber exuberance. Berry, a Kansas as children. He's funny. His City native, has Why? For the most part, the par eyes are aglow attended four col ties responsible are special-inter with ideas, mak leges in his quest est groups who find parts of these ing one wonder for a somewhat stories offensive and have the polit ju«t what ia going on elusive under graduate degree*. —. ical clout to empty library shelves in his head. of them. Despite the fact "WeU, I started | Bedtime favorites like "Mother that he is a married in pre-law," Berry Goose," "The Wizard of Oz" and man, Berry is hardly iraifeixij«iANMi««ssr».Tiu 3ss COMC, Page 9 "Little Red Riding Hood" are being banned daily from public libraries all acroaa the United States. A recent example: A church group in a small place like Flagler Backfire County, Fla., had "The Wizard of Ot" pulled off a middle school's shelf on the grounds that it is 'Warning'labels spur sales occultist (the witches in the book supposedly teach young children By Jennifer Cole about the workings of Satan.) a The Ball State Dally News Even if you aren't much into Ball State U. "Mother Goose," maybe you like Stephen King. Well, all but one In the wake of some record companies voluntarily labeling book he's written has been banned albums containing "explicit lyrics" with warning stickers, somewhere in the country at one managers of three record stores near Ball State U. say the time or another. effort has had little impact. And he's not alone. Kurt And Erin Adams, manager of Karma Records, claims that, Vonnegut, J.D. Salinger and John if anything, the stickers help create hype for the albums. Steinbeck are all commonly banned Daniel Walter, manager of Musicland in the Muncie Mall, authors. agreed that the labels make the records more appealing and Oh, and if you're planning a trip do little to keep children from obtaining them. to Florida this winter break, you "I'm not very impressed with labeling," he said. "It makes might want to make sure you bring kids want to buy them more." a modest bathing suit. You could But the labels are intended to be a signal to parents, not the apend more time in the slammer kids; in theory, the labels help parents discriminate between than on the beach if you are caught a clean and potentially distasteful record when making a pur wearing a G-string bikini that chase for their children. exposes your "anal cleft." Yet there sre no widespread laws—at national or state lev Now, you may have no desire to els —prohibiting the sale of albums found in most music stores wear a G-string. You may not care to minors. So kids who can get the money can buy albums about "Mother Goose." But no mat* without parental consent. ^Dieone's personal pref- And some do. Adams said children ofthe parents who have AL it is his inalienable complained "may be under 18, but they are 16 or 17 — old Ikfit choice. enough to know what they're doing." ^enheit 461* — But Connie Higgins, manager of Discount Den, said she ^kunt of a gov- hasn't run into problems with young children buying contro ^•ity in which versial records. "They may look at some of them, but they ^•bund-con- aren't buying," she added. trolhng measures are tha norm - Higgins said records selling this fall that have caused some is going around us everyday squabbles include Jane's Addiction's latest LP, the cover of ColncidenteUy, that book was which shows the lead singer with images of two nude females. censored, too. Tb combat the controversy, a "white version" of the album's cover is carried by the store. NOVEMBEWDECEMBER1990 • Life and Art U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 9 A jump start: Teens graduate college ahead of their time By Millie Llerena she leads a "normal" life. a The DaHy IIHni Edna Friedberg,17, a sophomore in liberal arts, says U. of llllnola, Champaign-Urbane some teachers dont take her seriously. But that just makes her work harder to succeed. And she, too, feels Paul Mendoza will graduate next month with a degree her college workload is lighterthan it was in high school. in computer engineering. He turned 19 thia year. Ellen Johnson, a sophomore majoring in political sci Mendoza is among a minority of students who have ence, saya she haa no problem relating to other students been admitted into the U. of Illinois earlier than the although she also entered the university when she waa traditional entrance age. just 16. But after completing most other schooling early His story goes like this: He skipped half of first grade, she admits, "It's easier to get burned out* all of second and naff of third, fourth and fifth. Although moat advanced students at UI haven t had That puts him three years ahead of most students. much trouble managing academically, college life is But he doeant consider himself extraordinarily intel more than classes, teachers, exams and books. ligent "Anyone can be pushed up a couple years in ele The social aspect of their lives seems to be their mentary school and they'll turn out fine,"h e says. biggest trouble. Ellen Drucker is an 18-year-old junior in accounting. But while some advanced students joke about being Her age isn't an obstacle. It was her decision to finish carded at R-rated movies or needing their parents to high school in three years, and she says college actually sign forms that their friends sign themselves, they is somewhat easier. agree, for the moat part, that friends are easy to find With her involvement in the school's marching band, and age becomes an inconsequential matter. Comic Continued trom page 8 said. "That was a mistake. "I've been in college forever. The Get goal is to get a college degree before my 10-year high school reunion — either that or I'm going to start driv ing a cab," he said. "I couldn't make it for the five-year reunion, but at the 10-year reunion 111 extra credit in be able to honestly say, 'I'm still thin, and I have a degree.'" Berry said producing a daily strip is tough. He sometimes finds himself drawing at the laat minute. communications. Maaaaaaak till tingles rrf his pirrsmisl" tipuriftnA^1 which usually trigger inspiration for his cartoon. He can be inspired at any time. He could be driving down the road, watching the news or sitting in class, and an idea for the strip will surface, he said. "Sometimes my professors will look at me and think I'm actually paying atten tion for a change, when I'm really think ing about what to do with Filbert next week," he admitted. Berry said his favorite cartoonists are Gary Larson—'just because he's so odd" — Bill Watterson, Berks Breathed and Garry Trudeau. "But the cartoon god is Charles Schulz," Berry said. Tm a big fan of his. Back in junior high I used to buy those little books of Snoopy cartoons. Actually, I bought one juat the other day. He's my idol." When Berry sees people reading the comics page in the Collegian without laughing, he rationalizes that they prob ably aren't reading hie strip. "I want to ask them why they didn't laugh. But then if they told me why, I'd say to myself, They ain't got no sense of Get the ABET Reach OutAmerica Han by December 31 and get a free humor anyway,'" Berry said. hour of long distance. Call 1800654-0471,Exta_48a Berry said he hopes eventually to make a Uving drawing comic strips, even \ta(jOirthavetobea.inai_-e though cartooning is sometimes a you a great deaL All you have to know is that when yousignuplrxthea^T^J-wdsliaiT* thankless job America Ban by I>o_nber 3L well give you one iiw hour of long dtet^ As far as feedback goes, he cherishes WU also waive our 15 set-up dvarge. the few comments he receives. As part of the ,47_r,9i4salOT<.tot^ "I do get a little feedback, but not save you money every timeyo u n_kealongdisi_MecalL25%,forexai^ much. Some people come up to me and state calls made after 5FM." say, 1 really liked that laat one,' or Whether you c_l a little « a lot; there.) w sometimes they'll say they didnt." (or you. Berry said the drive for the comic strip So call us. And put us to the test. comes fromon e basic impulse — to put a smile on someone's face. ABrT. Helping make college life a little easier. "Anything from a little grin to an out AKT The/oar. Oaa«/tot«toii=_ttiiiaty*»tbe*B-allj_«ln right laugh, and I've done what I need My 1 >.ivul 1 . V|i ,\ in••• • ' ;,,i', Rutgers U i. 1 . \ 1 V, :• i . " ' \l! ! ' • 'A I •I • .,. •.,••! I It \H \mh Iti II \i; \H HUH) r DURM SV III WAHNI H Hull 1,11 H\ Ml I iHsuiH s Anily Bell havini) a Wild time un latest linn Bell puis i ,h, II,II. Alt sunie nl the most eccenlnr. vierlormances ot lodav s new arlisls I .I.e.. I„ \l,,v, I I|,,,| *>;,„„, I I.il Ki .. |,,ill NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 • Life and Art U. THI NATli )NAl M I I i .I 'Jf .V'lPAF'l H 1 SOUNDBITES going 'Wild' Lou Reed and John Cale Everyone who knew Warhol was aware of how much he hated the nickname. •KimberVanRy. 77K? Songs for Drella Spectrum, State U. of New York, Buffalo Andy Warhol surrounded himself with artists he 'Ml, !i ! molded and influenced — musicians like the defunct Prince ,: ' nil Al'!. V !., !• I , i> „,, Velvet Undergound. The two core members of the I / '„. •, ' •• : .,.-. Velvets, Lou Reed and John Cale, came together last Graffiti Bridge year for the first time in 20 years to collaborate on Graffiti Bridge is the sequel to Purple Rain. The a tribute to their late mentor. Songs For Drella cov unique aspect of this new masterpiece is that it has \i; ers Warhol's career from its beginning songs showcasing artists other than Prince, such as ["Smalltown") to his death ("Hello, It's Me"). Cale Mavis Staples, The Time, George Clinton, and the and Reed step back to reveal their own thoughts of Quincy Jones Discovery and Tevin Campbell. But Warhol, sometimes their friend and sometimes their all the songs — of course — are either written, pro enemy. Velvet influence is heard throughout the duced or instrumentally performed by Prince. Wliat \i; work with Cale's viola and classically influenced makes Bridge work is that it shows off Prince's piano set-up in conduction with Reed's rock-and acclaimed funk sound. From the bluesy "The rolling guitar. And their use of Warhol's nickname Question of You" to the old-style funkadelicism of "Drella" a cross between Dracula and Cinderella "We Can Funk" and "Love Machine," Prince mixes — exemplifies the diversity ofthe album, not to men- masses, tones and styles perfectly. • Tim Little, The tion the dun's genuine conviction behind this record: Daily Tar Heel, U. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill Star ContiniiPC. 'rom ;v.qp ri 12 U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER Dollar* and Sanaa a NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 1990 EN1 I tl I 'Rl Nl MON I Y Definitely not for the birds Books • bucks A student at Oklahoma State U. came up with a way to Textbook coats have risen steadily during the laat 10 keep her cat entertained and make some money at the years, making up a large part of students' budgets. A U. of same time: the "Kitty Video." Kansas report examines why books are so pricey. 12 14 Financial aid not meeting college costs "Student* are relying on loan* Money awards can't more and more," she said. In the past you would get scholarships and keep up with rising grants; a small portion of that was loans. Student* can now have a tuition, inflation tremendous debt when they gradu By Joseph Zyble ate. It can curtail their plans after • The North Wind graduation, and possibly affect their Northern Michigan U. whole Uvea." The College Board reported that Although the amount of financial student loans now make up 48 per aid awarded to students nationwide cent ofthe federal financialai d pro set a record last year, it is not keeping gram. And Northern Michigan U. is up with the skyrocketing cost* of high following the national trend. er education. Ten year* ago we could meet the The College Board, an educational full need of students without asking research organization in Washing them to take out a guaranteed stu ton, D.C, reported that, although the dent loan," said Bob Pecotte, NMUs amount of federal student aid director of financial aid. Today, he reached a record $27.9 billion in •aid, that is not possible. 1989-90, neither student aid nor Every term they come in the mail. family incomes kept pace with rising Defaults decrease grants No student ie immune, as their uni college costs in the 1980s. Another reason that guaranteed versity's grand farce visits the mail In its annual report, released in student loans are playing a larger box and makes an indelible mark August, the board stated that federal role in the federal program.is the on each student's permanent aid, adjusted for inflation, has high rate of loan defaults. record. declined 3 percent since 1980. "The federal government might be The "grand farce' is, of course, the Although state and institutional in favor of increasing (its allocation awarding of letter grades. aid have increased, it ha* not been for grants) ifth e student loan default Letter grades have dominated enough to cover cost* that in 10 years rate were lower," said James Moore, American education for many have risen 40 percent at public uni spokesperson for the office of post- years, rendering it nearly impossi versities and 59.5 percent at private secondary education at Use US ble to imagine life without them. institutions, according to the report. iTFRN WCHHSANLI Department of Education. The gov Student* literally grow up with These cost* include tuition, fee*, ernment is currently paying off hu n grading, and those five magic let room and board. Collegiate Coalition (MCC) in Lansing, dreda of millions of dollar* worth of ters become an unholy obsession in an organization representing students student loan*. "It would help the whole college. More loam, less grants at public universities, the amount of process if students paid off their loans," Yet, some colleges have taken a According to Kathy Swift-Musaer, leg financial aid in the form of atudent loan* Moore added. bold step forward. islative director for the Michigan is increasing annually. See AU, Pag* 14 Several colleges, such as Hampshire in Massachusetts and Evergreen State in Washington, do not offer grades. The schools instead give written evaluations of Watch the Birdie! students' work. Unfortunately, these schools are the exception and Student's 'Kitty Video' The idea of making a video tape for cats not the rule. came to Talkington in June 1988. Proponents of letter grading say keeps felines entertained "I was watching a bird documentary the system challenges students to on one ofthe cable stations, when all of learn the material or suffer the con By Randy Hartsock a sudden my cat, Kitty, realized what sequences. It also indicates ability, • Daily O'Collegian was on the television," Talkington said. so future employers or institutions Oklahoma State U. "He perched himself in front ofthe tele may compare students, they say. vision and started meowing and clawing But using grades to motivate For cats that have grown bored with at the screen," she said. "He even looked student* is simply a mean* of rubber mice, shredding couches and behind (the television) to see where the patronizing them. Why should turning their owners' Van Goghs into birds were." students need an artificial incen collages, there is another form of enter It waa her feline friend's reaction that tive? By the time they reach uni tainment to keep their furry mind* occu gave Talkington the idea of making a versity level, the need to crack the pied: the "Kitty Video." video for cats and, after making sure whip should be gone. Teachers or Created by Oklahoma State U. grad there wasn't already one on the market, personal goals — not letter grades uate student Jane Talkington — with she set off to produce one of her own. help from Kitty, her cat — "Kitty Video" After making a prototype tape to — should provide the motivation MUDY HARTIOCIC. DAILY OraLEGIAN, OtOAHOMA STATE U to succeed. from Lazy Cat Productions features 30 determine what types of feathered fowl Hampshire College avoids this minutes of chirping birds. would cause feline felicity, Talkington Student entrepreneur Jane Talkington plots problem by using written evalua hired a videographer to make the docu strategies for a sequel to "Kitty Video" with tions. If a student tries something mentary-quali her cat Kitty. new and doe* not succeed, hi* effort ty produc ia explained in words, not as a D-. tion. through a retail advertisement in Cat may assess students by When Fancy magazine. not only class perfor- Talkington But since attending a trade show in the factors that first put Chicago, Talkington said "Kitty Video" , satisfacto- the video has gone nationwide. It is currently fea on the mar tured in mail-order catalogs, including ket, it sold Neiman Marcus'. in retail "We were probably the most notorious stores in of people (at the trade show)," Talkington Colorado, said. "Everyone waa in disbelief. CNN Texas and featured "Kitty Video' as one ofthe most Oklahoma, as innovative products at the show." il MOetlHJ, THE RED t BUCK. U Of OEOflGIA well as See KITTY, Page 14 NOVEMBER/DECEMBER1990 • New* Feature* U. THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 13 CAN HELP PUT YOU IN •:• i FORWARD WITH $600 OFFA \W m CAR OR UBHT-OUTY TRUCK! 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When it comes to textbooks, Josepha Lara shops He said the bookstores buy books back forhal f the around. new book value if they will be uaed the next semester. Lara, a senior at the U. of Kansas, aaid she checked If the books are not being used the next semester at prices at the KU bookstores and other places to find the university, a wholesale book company buys them the best deals on books each semester. for 10 to 40 percent of their retail value. Like thousands of other college students, Lara is frus Senior Kurt Skinner said he was disappointed with trated by high purchase prices and low sell-back prices. low sell-back prices, especially for soft-cover books. Charles Thodt, director of industry information and "One semester's use and they're practically valueless research for the National Association of College Stores to the student, and the bookstore is able to sell them in Oberlin, Ohio, said the prices textbook publishers back and get their value many times over," Skinner collected and the amount bookstores added to cover said. their costs made up the largest part of textbook prices. Stephen Goldman, associate professor of English, ia Those prices have risen by 10 percent each year dur the co-author of a textbook that ha* been available at ing the past 10 to 12 years, Thodt said. the bookstores for three years. TK UNIVWSITY OAKY KMMM*, U. Of KMMU He said the average student at a four-year institution Goldman said any royalties he receives from sales of Goldman said he thought most faculty members spent about $463.36 for a year's supply of books during his book at KU are sent to the New York Zoological wrote textbooks so they could teach their classes the fiscal year 1988. Society. way they wanted. Undergraduate students at KU spend about $300 each "I don't feel that I should get any royalties for any "Things have just gotten horribly out of control," semester on books and basic supplies for a 15-hour class book sold at KU, and this was my way to avoid a con Goldman said. "(The cost of textbooks is) very definitely load, said Bill Getz, assistant manager for books at the flict of interest," he aaid. a factor in what it costs a student to go to school now." campus bookstores. Currently, in-state tuition at KU runs $1,564 per year. Textbook costs there equal about 19 percent of total tuition costs annually. PICKING AND CHOOSING Mike Reid, manager ofthe KU bookstores, said stu CustomiTs-rdteadlee.. fother than spending a large allow professor* to choose sections from different dents could keep textbook costs down by buying used amount of money on a tremendous number of book* books and have them compiled into a single bound books, selling their books at the end of the semester — books they likely will read only a few chapters of text Some professors are skeptical, however, claim and using the student dividend program, which allows — students at the U. of Colorado might aee a new ing the new method would take longer to order the KU students to receive a percentage of their bookstore idea take hold that would allow them to buy only custom text* from the publisher than it would to receipts back at the end ofthe semester one book per da**. The idea for "custom textbooks* have copy centers prepare packets of material for Reid said during the 44 years the KU bookstores have is being marketed by McGraw-Hill, the second students. • Beth Potter, Colorado Daily, V. of used the dividend program, more than $2 million has largest college textbook publisher, and would Colorado been paid to students. Since 1988, the bookstores have Aid fy Mt. OCwnpus RECYCLED PAPER Continued from pege 12 THE RIGHT MESSAGE Grttk Sportswear 724 S. 40th Strut Tfula., VA 19104 AVE NATURAL RESOURCES The outlook is encouraging. According and show others you care to Moore, the default rate that wa* high with beautiful note cards, CHAMPION Crew $39.99 er than 20 percent only five year* ago is S now down to 15.3 percent. (Grey, Navy, White, Red) stationery, gift wrap, and Moore cited an increase in the holiday cards made from SuperWeight Sweatshirts $21.99 nationwide student body, more than 1 recycled paper. 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Pag* 16 16 New media contracts r shake up COLUMN Backpacks: athletics By Todd Vinyard a tale of and Bob Yarbrough • Tha Daily Mississtppian two straps U of Mississippi By Mitch Martin The war for millions of dollars in • The Daily towan available television revenue is spark ing pitched battles between major ath letic conferences, a war which is The other day, I redrawing traditional collegiate battle we* wandering lines and forging new alliances across around campu* the country. The U. of Nevada, Las Vegas, returns to the top desperately Existing and established conferences of U. The National CoUege Newspaper'* college bas searching for are scrambling to add new members, ketball preseason picks this year, although they something to do and coalitions of independent schools have been banned from 1990-91 poetseaeoo compe to avoid my are talking of banding together in tition. The July 20 NCAA ruling stemmed from a homework. I attempts to present lucrative offers to 1977 case involving UNLV Coach Jerry spied this friend television networks. The most recent Tarkmanian who waa chargad with illegal recruit of mine and aaid hello, but he sim deal inked between ABC, ESPN and the ing practice*. UNLV outscored Duke U. laat April ply Mood there staring at me like CoUege Football Association totalled to win tha NCAA national championship after top there was a cockroach leg dangling $300 million. ping 17. 's poll last November. from between by teeth. (There However, the future ofthe CFA, which Twanty-one collage sports editors submitted their wasn't) represents 64 member schools, i* in picks, and the top 20 teams were selected from63 , "You know, you look like a real question after the Federal Trade based on a rating system giving 20 points to each No. geek with those things," he laid, Commission in September charged the 1 team and 1 point to each No. 20 team The editors giving the two shoulder strap* I organization with violating federal also selected players for firstan d second All-America had jauntily thrown acroaa my antitrust laws. teams. The first team includes Georgetown forward shoulders a condescending tug. An administrative law judge began Alonzo Mourning, UNLV forward Larry Johnson, Now I dont mind being called a hearings Nov. 13 to find if a violation Georgia Teeh guard Kenny Anderson, UNLV guard geek, but when someone starts occurred. The hearings are the begin Stacey Augmon and LSU center Sheqoille (JNeil. Forward Larry. making Am of my backpack, he's ning of a process which could drag on for Second team members are Syracuee forwardBill y vtHedtheBrtlertsTetaTteae- gone too fax. two years before a final decision concern Owens, Missouri forward Doug Smith, Arkansas in| basketball player of Contrary to popular opinion, peo ing the CFA's right to negotiate is pro g_^ToddDeyandLeeMaybariy,andDuke center t999 Jihnsea kepes lo ple who wear only one backpack, nounced. Christian Laettner repeat Mis year t»Wi UKLV. strap are in no way more cultivat Although a definitive ruling has not ed, suave or in any way superior to been made, questions about the CFA's eporsaedtorar J_n Caae, Hat aa)ail» Hi HnlWfali UjCeirlsat««s,T*»7ettW»i*0eai#lsaa*llall rfl__&. i_»tr0rai_a,t>l»s«rsj|,yaiis^,O,erOi»«»a^ those of us who wear both. One- stability has fueled the competition da Ssslaw, Tat Prospector, U ' *uuat««sfcU.;H<* strappers walk around steeped in between tbe nation's major athletic con , TV Jamtar, tssiaHeiiiii Sua. U; Il Ha) aa*. StoeeDaaVA (_ eTsssasttenaar, The U. of Meaouti, CeknWej lavas at T*. Dally Campui Southersmens asssnaasst i u., Jen iwas their own smugness, awash in the ferences. (>aaa»l Kevin Ouhet r U.eflHateaVe. TI V TUeae Hatataloa. 1 mistaken idea that wearing but The Southeastern Conference, which TVSae—-. IMas A*M U, _2seee. 7V l;Bud*8kaeklea«.';o«-s jf l.-lssj* "II isii '•!-*• "ni*"i" '" -y—---•if'Wns.Notl* l ButeU'l one strap of your backpack is really includes the U. of Mississippi, scored in ^of_nots.__atr. David Ttssa—oei, 7Vi*ai*svjM, Northern Ariaase Ui a_ Itlt? J «M. TV hip or something. little do they the fight when the U. of Arkansas and suspect that they are nowhere near the U. of South Carolina joined, vaulting the cutting edge of academic acces- the SEC into an enviable position, said Bories. Ole Miss Athletic Director Warner In general, my fashion sense is Alford. USUI. THT OWIY NtXUS. U Of CailrTJIW|a,*Wn»liiaS»e>A maybe one notch above Cher's, but See ATHLETICS, Pag* 17 you dont have to be named Sergio Htr! WE tSOT A WORD ONE to figure out the basic principle behind coolness UP HERE.'ONE CH€££€BUI Athletics Continued from page 16 "I think that anytime you bring in quality team* or school* in the confer ence you do nothing but strengthen your media interest and television con tracts," Alford said. The network* look at potential audi ence when hammering out contract*, thus huge conferences with glamorous teams can secure big money deals for their members. Florida State U., an independent with a strong football program and alumni following, was a prize in the conference war and was thought to be leaning toward the SEC. The Seminoles announced intentions to sign with the Atlantic Coast Conference, though, leaving the SEC with South Carolina aa its final mem ber to balance the addition of the Razorbacks. Following the Seminoles' move, Florida's other major independent, Miami, announced plans to join the Big East conference in everything except baseball this fall. Several events besides the CFA situ ation precipitated this summer's flurry Only for student American Exprcss*Quxlmenibers. of activity on conference expansion, most notably the acceptance of Apply for the American Express* January 1991 on all Northwest and Keep in mind that our Student Pennsylvania State U. into the power Card. Then get ready to take off. Northwest AirUnk flights. 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THE NATIONAL COLLEGE NEWSPAPER 23 rule would be to limit mandatory freah ject of abortion. Freshmen man ineligibility to "high-profile media raps Even these shoulder-bag-weariiu,' Continued train page 17 sports" like football and basketball, 16 issue-duckers aren't the worst, how where most ofthe reform proposals are ever. The worst are those who walk "Swimmers are at their peak from age focused anyway. gestures Dehind the misshapen backs around with Day-Glo protrusions 18 to 22,* said Arthur Wodjat, a sopho "All this is coming about because of [ of a_ ta_Qo_Binotkfe-34h»_ddi_. wrapped around their waists. more swimmer at Iowa. "You dont have football and basketball, not because of And that"s not all. Double-strap These individuals look like they time to compete at age 28. Your career tennis, swimming and golf," said Iowa pers are the kind of people who can have lost the use of a major organ and is over. I couldnt give up swimming at freshman Jason Palmer, a member of long divide without benefit of paper are being fed vital fluids intrav this age." the tennis team who opted to redshirt or penal We can pronounce the word ly. Thia is fine if a major organ Glenn Patton, head coach of the Iowa his firstyea r because of an injury. legume. We do crossword puzzles indeed not funrtiomng, but the men's swimming team, said the mea Palmer claims that joining a team with pen*. majority are just looking for an ath sure is simply unnecessary for his ath actually aided his adjustment process, I do not want everyone to get the letic-looking holder for their letes because they have little trouble since his teammates and coaches helped idea that jut because the two-strap cigarettes. handling the combination of academics him get comfortable with the university pack*r_mever7 way superior toth e The real question may not be how or and athletics. snd develop good study habits. one-strapper, we can't find aome com what kind of back pack to wear. For all "We're dealing with student athletes While it may be unfair to limit fresh mon ground. of us guys, the question is: What are who have a tremendous amount of self- men ineligibility to men's basketball and After all, you one-strappers may we going to do when we don't have the discipline and appear to be quite suc football, coaches may accept the mea look pretty silly, but those who dont excuse at*adl--micg provides for carry cessful with academics,* Patton said. sure if it is imposed on all NCAA schools. even wear backpacks are showing the ing around a thinly disguised purse'' "They have career objectives which go Freshman ineligibility will be formal sort of moral courage your average I'm not getting a briefcase. Those are beyond the sport." ly considered, along with other reform U.S. senator will display on the sub- for geeks. Patton suggested that a viable alter legislation, by the NCAA council in native to unilateral enforcement of the January 1991 Gang Cc-rrtmued from page 1 RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS Police Harry Hueston said local gang activity has increased in the past year. Moat recently, two men reportedly attacked and terrorized a 20-year-old Hispanic woman; the men involved allegedly were skinheads, Hueston said. Campus officials nationwide agree that what affects the surrounding city usually affects the college. A "Ihe university ia not surrounded by a fence. There's no big moat, around it," said UA Det. Sgt. Sal Cell. At the U. of California, Los Angeles, with about 12 entrances, the potential for gang activity also exists, said John Barber, campus police chief. Gangs have been a UCLA concern for about five years. In that time, two shoot ing incidents at the school's Mardi Gras spring carnival were gang-related, and police arrested about 24 gang members on or near campus in the past year. At Boston U., campus police have sug gested creating a separate category list ing gang affiliations when they institute a new on-line booking system. "We do from time to time, in the nor mal course of making arrests, have indi viduals who claim they are, or we have reason to believe they are, gang mem bers," said BU Police Department Lt. Robert Gaffney Because school colors instigated the initial Bloods-Crips rivalry, students should learn to recognize the nuances of CASH IN ON gang appearance and dialogue. "A lot of (gang members) dont look much differ ent than other college students, except for their colors,* Barber said. Red typically is associated with Bloods gangs, while a shade of blue symbolizes GOOD GRADES. involvement in the Crips. Skinheads If you're a freshman or aophomore with good have adopted more of a punk style, often grades, apply now for a three-year or two-year signifying their membership by such scholarship. From Army ROTC. details as a twist in a shoelace, Tucson Army ROTC scholarships pay tuition, moat Police Sgt. Ron Zimmerling said. books and fees, phis $ 100 per school month. They Because many of Tucson's gang mem also pay off with leadership experience andoffioar bers have been transplanted from CTedentials impressive to future employers. California, Zimmerling said university To apply, contact the Professor of Military officials should keep a close eye on stu Science at your campus or one nearby. dents recruited from other cities. "We investigate every student athlete that we recruit,* said David W. Murray, UA men's head track and field coach. "Sometimes you pick things up, some times you dont.* Zimmerling said, "Security and peace of mind of the students is certainly a ARMY ROTC concern." Pat Carrillo, a juvenile probation offi cer in Tucson, added, "Is it going to get COURSE TOO CM TAKE. 'letter? Is it going to get worse? Is it a fad? I dont know." 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We're In business specifically to Hurricane Ticket Office In order of priority to handle the needs of the University of Miami Hurricane Club members, season ticket holders, City: State: Zip: community and pledge to do everything we can alumni and friends of the 'Canes. Should you to make sure your trip to the Cotton Bowl Is an already have your game tickets, you may deduct Home Phone: Work Phone: enjoyable one. We encourage you to let us know $36.00 from the coat of your travel package. If you have any questions or concerns. You're Fax Number (If applicable) : welcome to stop by our ofTlces, conveniently located across the street from the University of YOUR PACKAGE INCLUDES Miami at 896 South Dixie Highway. All travelers names should be 1__£_ and shirt sizes ______below: Tour features are listed elsewhere in the brochure. The Hurricane New Year's Eve Party Is Name: _ _ Shirt size: S M L XL HYATT REGENCY DALLAS optional and costs $65.00 per person over and above the package price. Not Included are Name: Shirt size: S M L XL The Hyatt Regency Dallas, home to the Items of a personal nature, such as meals Name: Shirt size: S M L XL Miami Hurricanes during the Cotton Bowl, will (except for the Coach's luncheon and pregame be your host during your stay. It Is one of Dallas' buffet), telephone, dry cleaning, room service, most spectacular hotels and features a dramatic cots, and any and all other incidental charges Name. Shirt size: S M L XL 18-story atrium lobby which rises 200 feet and you may Incur. features a 6-story wall of glass. An Intrinsic pari Name: ______Shirt size: S M L XL of the Hyatt Is the 50-story Reunion Tower which offers a 360 degree panoramic view of Dallas REFUNDS & INSURANCE / I would like a king bed -or- two beds in my room. The hotel boasts five restaurants and three / I am a: Hurricane Club Member Season ticket holder lounges. Its Health Club facilities Include Once your reservations are made, your lighted tennis courts, a Jogging track, co-ed trip Is nonrefundable unless we're able to fill all UM Alumni Friend/fan of the Canes sauna and outdoor pool. of our charter flights and are then able to resell your space. If so, a refund, less a $75.00 per I'd like to purchase the following: person administrative fee, will be made to you. WEST END MARKETPLACE WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU TAKE # 2-night air packages (#2A) at $739 each - $ Located Just six blocks from the Hyaii THE TRIP CANCELLATION INSURANCE TO # — 3-night air packages (#3A) at $799 each = $ Regency Is the West End Marketplace. It Is PROTECT YOU AGAINST UNFORSEEN # ~ " 2- night land packages (#2L) at $435 each - $ Texas' first genuine festival urban center, allv, CIRCUMSTANCES. Also available Is Insurance # " 3-night land packages (#3L) at $495 each = $ with liin and excitement seven days a week ' for lost baggage, health and accident. We'd be features restaurants and over 75 specialty happy to provide you with Information regarding # " " New Year's Eve tickets (#NY) at $65 each - $ shops. Dallas' hottest nightlife can be foiin Insurance when you make your reservations. # ___ Other at $ each - $ here at Dallas Alley, a multl-entertalnmeni at each = nightclub complex. A detailed brochure v CHILDREN'S RATES # Other • • sent to you. It's a great place to have a gre. / have read and my _-*corTTpar*yftsg tro^^ We're pleased to offer special rates to responsibility clauses that appear tn this brochure. RESERVATIONS children sharing the same room with two adults, paying the regular rate. Call us for details. Signature: Date: Making your reservations Is easy 1 0 call us at 284-2844 or 667-7799 between PAYMENT ._.„_. ,h. 1_r_-mere!ee*lMumttuT*raiirf,im. tee 3otia\ UM Hlgtaimy. 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