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Volume 66, Number 40 URRICANE H Tuesday, March 7,1969 It's official Jankovich confirms Erickson is head coach By AMY ELLIS my Johnson's winning tradition. and enter the NFL draft unless offensive coordina­ In 1984, Jankovich chose Jimmy Johnson, then N-vt Editor "My philosophy Is not going to be a lot differ­ tor Gary Stevens were picked to replace Johnson. Oklahoma State head coach, over Stevens to be UM ent," Erickson said. "You don't fix something that's Erickson also announced his plans to bring six head coach. After a week of speculation and uncertainty not broken. WSU assistant coach.*** with him to Miami and to In­ Some students say Stevens would have been bet­ about who would take over the rein* of the Uni ver­ "We will aim to maintain the extremely high lev­ terview the three remaining assistant coaches at ter able to continue the successful team strategy of ity of Miami football program, UM Athletic Direc­ el of success that has been established at Miami. It tor Sam Jankovich confirmed yesterday that Wash­ UM — Art Kehoe, and Don Sol­ Johnson. will be hard to improve upon that level, but that will dinger. At a UM baseball game Friday against the Uni­ ington State head coach Dennis Erickson would be our goal." replace Jimmy Johnson. Jankovich said the decision to keep the three re­ versity of Minnesota, Stevens was greeted by UM Johnson, in a statement from , said of the maining coaches would be "Erickson's call." fans with chants of "We want Gary!" At a press conference yesterday, Jankovich said decision, "I would Uke to wish Dennis Erickson all Student reaction to the announcement has been Freshman Chris Golden, who was at the game, Erickson's experience and success at WSU helped the best In his career at the University of Miami. I mixed, but many say Stevens should have been of­ said the Miami Maniac, the Hurricane mascot, determine his decision. want nothing but the best for the Hurricanes. There fered the job. spelled out "Gary Stevens" and "in the early innings "The broad spectrum of responsibilities [of a is no limit to what can be accomplished at UM." Stevens, a coach at UM for nine years, has said he of the game had the entire stadium chanting, 'We head coach] is tremendous," Jankovich said. "Erick­ Erickson met with the Hurricane football team would leave UM if he was not offered the position of want Gary!'" son is a highly recommended and proven head yesterday and said he la planning to meet with UM coach." head coach and accept an offer from the Miami Dol­ Golden added, "Personally, I think Erickson is a Steve Walsh today. phins. good choice. He's got a personality similar to John­ This year, Erickson's second as WSU head coach, "We're going to sit down and talk football and Sophomore Mark Hochman said, "I think Jan­ son's, and there shouldn't be much change in terms the Cougars were 9-3, In the top 20 and the victor In figure out what he [Walsh] wants to do," Erickson the team's first in over 70 years. kovich should've gone with what the players want­ of coaching style." said. ed. For him [Stevens] to have been bypassed a sec­ Please see page 3/ERICKSON Erickson said yesterday he plana to continue Jim­ Walsh had said he would forgo his senior year ond time is almost criminal." Students Move to end tickets head out sent to SG court for break 800 students sign pro-choice petition

By PATRICK McCREERY Editor .Vlcdfcf The issue now is not Two groups Involved In a pro- whether the ticket posal to add an anti-ticket refer-

asked the University of Miami students leave the sunshine Student Supreme Court to decide but whether the capital in search of other vacation whether the proposal violates the spots. SG constitution. students should have "I live here all year long, so I The proposal reads: "I support the right to vote on it,' want to get away," said Nina changing the present Student Pandey, a sophomore majoring in Government ticket system and Carolyn SaHatmry, advertising. "It's funny how most creating a system that would al­ ftoedrunnere Mnator people come to this area for low only the top three executive vacation and we leave." officers to run together on a tick­ tion. Dennis Rinaldi, a junior et." Salisbury said she has about majoring in politics and public The proposal is the result of a 100 more names to turn over to affairs, said, "We are here eight petition drive organized by three Adams for verification. months out of the year, so why SG senators — Carolyn Salis­ Marc Oster, speaker of the SG not get away?" bury, Roadrunner Commuter Or­ senate, said he did not know If the Rinaldi and some friends are ganization senator; Heidi Wilkin­ proposal would make it to the taking a cruise to the Bahamas son, United Black Students ballot. Oster said he, SG President for $350, everything included. senator; and John Machado, Fed­ Freddie Stebbins and Vice Presi­ "Last year we flew. Now we eration of Cuban Students sena­ dent Lora Davella had asked the want to take a cruise," he said. tor. SG Supreme Court to decide Tropical areas are a popular Salisbury is a vocal opponent of whether or not an anti-ticket retreat for students this year. In the ticket system — a system by measure violates the SG constitu­ February, Mahoney Residential which the six most recent SG tion. •College hosted an information presidents and their followers Oster said the three did not dis­ session about spring break. Isabel have won office in overwhelming cuss the merits of the proposal, Banks, a fellow at the residential majorities. only its constitutionality. college and the travel agent "The issue now is not whether Supreme Court Chief Justice giving the presentation, saia the ticket system as we know it Manny Anon was unavailable for students were very intersted in should be abolished, but whether comment. the islands. the students should have the right "Throughout the four years I "A lot of them were interested to vote on it," Salisbury said. have been involved in Student in resort areas and cruises where "The close to 1,000 studenU who Government, I have seen the SG everything is paid up front," said signed the petition want that leadership try to wrap the consti­ Banks. right. They demand it, and we're tution around their little fingers Alex Conde, a junior majoring going to fight for it." countless times," Salisbury said. in politics and public affairs, said Laura Adams, elections com­ "I'd hate to think it's happening she will be sailing to the mission chairperson, said Salis­ again, but that's what it looks Bahamas. "I'm taking the sailboat bury gave her a list of 700 stu­ like. Only the Supreme Court can over there with my brothers and dents who had supposedly signed stop them now." some friends," said Conde. the petition asking that the ticket Everyone involved said the lat­ If you haven't made up your question be put to a vote. est the Supreme Court could hear mind about spring break, a Adams said she wants to have the case — and still have it ap­ two-night cruise to Nassau with the names verified by March 20 pear on the March 28 ballot — Chandris Fantasy Cruises costs so students could vote on the would be the day of March 22. $189 per person, double question in the upcoming elec- The senate meets that afternoon. occupancy. Discovery Cruises offers day cruises to the Bahamas from $79, which include breakfast, luncheon, buffet Search on for residence hall coordinators dinner and port charges. As appealing as reggae music By ROBERT MILLER also been placed in The Chronicle Of High­ and frozen drinks may sound, not Staff Writer er Education, a national newspaper for everyone has chosen the The University of Miami Residence 'I have learned everything I can here. I really enjoyed myself, college administrators and faculty. Caribbean for their spring break. Halls Office is conducting a nationwide but it is time to move on,' Whitely said RHO is looking for people "I'm going white-water rafting with masters degrees in higher education, search to fill the positions of residence co­ Karen MeHno, to Georgia with some friends ordinators at three residential colleges. counseling and supervisory experience, from school," said Marc At the end of the semester, Karen Meli­ Hecht neeldenoe Coof dinatoc programming expeience and a lot of ener­ Jacobsen, a freshman studying no, RC at Hecht, Tammy Jones, RC of gy broadcast journalism. "We've Stanford, and Dave Leonard, Pearson RC, new RC's as UM is known for having a ministrative jobs st other universities. "A love of helping students is the main been planing this trip since will be leaving UM. quality program. Whitely, along with acting Director of thing," Whitely said. September. "I have learned everything I can here. I Pat Whitely, assistant director of resi­ Residence Halls Dr. Robert Redick, will at­ The decision as to who will replace the Claudia Davis is opting for the really enjoyed myself, but it is time to dence halls, said, 'They have sll done a tend two national employment conven­ departing RC's will be made by RHO, freezing Colorado temperatures. move on," Melino said. fantastic job and we would definitely hire tions to receive resumes and conduct inter­ Vice-president for Student Affairs Dr. Wil­ "I haven't been skiing all winter, According to Melino, RHO should have them back if they wanted to return." views with candidates. liam Butler and the masters of the three and I'm dying to go," said Davis, a no trouble finding good people to be the All three RC's say they plan to take ad­ Advertisements for the positions have residential colleges. freshman majoring in broadcast journalism. Steve Gilmore, a Junior Correction Need a Job? dent Government seats. The majoring in telecommunication, Because of an editing error, a Monday, AprH 3, tha University of Miami dents at UM. said he's going home to Boston pull-out quote in Friday's Miami paper regrets the error. and plans to do some skiing. Hurricane incorrectly reportesd Additionally, after Wednes­ Board of Student Publications will elect next Applicants should make plans to meet with "I don't go skiing much here, the University of Miami Elections day's press deadline the commis­ year's Miami Hurricane and Ibis editors in chief the publications' senior .and financial advisors and I'm really anxious to hit the Commission had assessed the Lib­ sion reinstated Liberty presiden­ and the business managers for both publica­ by Friday, March 31. slopes," said Gilmore. erty ticket 15 points for early tial candidate Troy Bell in the tion. Elizabeth Evans said she is graphic campaigning. race. Previously, Bell had been The positions carry full tuition remisaion and Students interested in one of the three joba taking advantage of this short In actuality, the commission as­ disqualified because a professor a $400 par semester stipend People interested should obtain applications from Pam Hernan­ vacation to see one of her favorite sessed the points to Synchronici­ had failed to change an "Incom­ in the joba must be full-time undergraduate stu­ dez in University C

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By CL. BISHOP of town because many of the in electrical engineering, has Staff Writer readers are elderly and come to been using the service since he For 29 years Recording for the read at all hours of the day and entered college. The recorded Blind has been located on the Uni­ night." books help him because other­ versity of Miami campus, but a Elderly people, however, are wise he would have to find some­ lack of space has forced the group not the only volunteers who read one to read to him, which is very to move to a new location in textbooks onto cassette tapes. difficult. South Miami, five miles from Many members of the UM com­ Midon, blind since age 16, said campus. munity are also involved. RFB's move will not affect him at RFB is a company which re­ Dorothy Ball, a secretary in the all. cords textbooks and other educa­ office of UM President Edward T. "The recordings don't come out tional materials for the visually Foote, became involved with RFB of the local office. They are impaired who seek higher-level through Zonta International, a mailed to me from the national education. The group has leased women's professional organiza­ headquarters," Midon said. space from UM since 1960. tion. She said RFB is her group's Ball explained the tapes are re­ Originally, organization lead­ philanthropy project. corded here by volunteers and ers hoped to find a larger space on Ball said volunteers read from then sent to the head office where campus, according to Dr. Bernard one to three hours a week in they are screened thoroughly for Fogel, dean of the UM School of hour-long intervals. errors. Medicine and honorary chairper­ "You can't read for more than Fogel said Reading for the son of the fund-raising campaign one hour at a time or you begin to Blind now has him very interest­ "that keeps the reels turning" for make a lot of mistakes," Ball said. ed despite his initial involvement the local RFB. "Because when you are reading as liaison with the school. The Fogel said he was approached a out loud, you are really forced to tapes have helped 11 medical stu­ few months ago by RFB employ­ think differently. It is definitely a dents graduate, most of them ees who wanted his help in find­ challenge." with degrees in psychiatry, he ing a new space and improving This challenge is not one which said. fund raising for the financially in­ sighted UM students have accept­ Despite the move, all involved dependent organization. ed. Ball said she does not know of said they felt assured nobody Fogel said, "At first they hoped any students who read for the would suffer. The readers will that with my Influence they program and added she was un­ still be close to the facilities, the would be able to secure a new sure why they did not. tapes just as accessible to the stu­ spot on campus, but there was While many UM students are dents and the recording studios just no space to be had." not aware of the program, others will be larger and better able to He added, "They needed to find are dependent on it. handle a number of readers at one a space in the southwest section Marco Midon, a senior majoring time. Washington State reacts

ERICKSON/From page I Steve Engle, sports editor of WSU's Dairy Ever Doron Nutman, a senior majoring in marketing, green, said, "Erickson's a winner. It goes without agreed Jankovich had made the best decision in saying that he really turned the program around. choosing Erickson. "Everyone's going to miss him, and there Is some "On the whole, I think it's positive," Nutman bitterness, of course," he added. said. "When you remove the .lead coach and his Members of the Cougars football team say they Give it a whirl ERIK COCKS/Staft photofraplwr staff, you need to go for fresh Ideas and a new ap­ are not surprised at Erickson's decision. proach. Erickson guided Washington to a victory "It's hard," said Cougar center Paul Wolfe. Arlene Peterkin models a native African dress on the Patio during African over UCLA, and I think he'll do a good job." "We've grown together the two years he's been Awarness day. Student Government President Freddie Stebbins here. It's a big letdown, but it's not a major sur­ said, "Many students expected and wanted Stevens prise." to get the job because he's someone the piayers Dan Grayson, linebacker for the Cougars, echoed know and respect. I personally wanted Stevens to his teammate's sentiments. get the job, but I respect Jankovich." "I'm sad that he's leaving, but it's a great career Students at Washington State expressed some opportunity for him. Like he (Erickson] said, 'You bitterness over Erickson's decision to leave after on­ don't wait for things to happen in coaching. When a DAVE'S CAR CLINIC + ly two years at the university. job comes up you have to take it.'" Certified******* • _•»• -* Car_r*m _r*mCare >-__-• FOREIGN CARS AMERICAN CARS A/C REPAIRS The University of Miami's award-winning Miami Hurricane is always looking for enthu­ CALL siastic writers, photographers, artists and Studemt Discount! with vmd 1.0. 661-7711 HOO COMMERCE LM. advertising salespeople. TOWING AVAILABLE ONLY 1 BLOCK FROM CAMPUS

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Sponsored by the Student Services Committee Of Student Government Cabinet PINION Page 4 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, March 7,1989 thriving in 1980s, on campus Let the students vote By JONATHAN FREEDMAN manding to know why there .are more than 100 students in the Students should have voice on SG ticket question Welcome to the University of President's 100. Mediocrity, Coral Gables campus. • 8. Use a condom during oral sex. In an organization which insists it exists organization's impotence. Mediocrity thrives here at the Carolyn Salisbury, Roadrunners senator, University of • 9. Cheat on a test and re/use to help University of Miami students, forces to sign the Honor Code on moral are at work which may prevent students has collected over 800 names — names of Miami in the students asking that they be allowed to vote '80s, the most grounds. from having a say on one of the most impor­ • 10. Explain to a non-UM stu­ tant issues to come before students in years. whether or not to continue the ticket sys­ mediocre de­ tem. cade since that dent that Sebastian is an ibis, not The organization is Student Government. Editorial quintessential just a bird. The issue is that of the Student Government The vote will take the form of a referen­ decade of medi­ THREE THINGS A MEDIOCRE election system — a system which allows dum, to be held with the spring SG election ocrity, the 50s. PERSON CAN'T LIVE WITH­ the use of tickets. March 28 and 29. However, OUT Tickets may be just one more attempt by Current members of SG seem to be play­ don't despair, • 1. Wheel of Fortune students leaders to emulate the lives of real ing a hide-and-seek game. They don't want there are many e 2. Kraft Macaroni and leaders, but the result is hardly the mere didate, but a president who can call all or students to vote away their chance of pow­ benefits to be­ Cheese harmless pomposity we usually see. most of the shots in the senate. er, their chance in the limelight. By putting together a strong ticket, presi­ The ticket system makes senators ac­ If Student Government works speedily, FREEDMAN ing mediocre, • 3. A subscription to Consum­ besides the ob­ er Reports dential candidates can virtually assure countable not to their constituents, but to which it evidently does not want to, a hear­ vious apprecia­ FOUR THINGS A MEDIOCRE themselves and their followers of election. the SG president. ing regarding the constitutionality of the tion of Eight is Enough reruns. So PERSON SEEKS FROM A GOOD The ticket hardly dissolves when elec­ The ticket system, then, is why Student referendum proposal will be held within for your mediocre pleasure I've MOVIE tions end. Government has failed to make the impor­ three weeks by the Student Government Su­ provided some lists concerning • 1. Belittlement of women. Members of tickets become cronies and tant, meaningful changes of which it is ca­ preme Court. mediocrity,(a list, by the way, be­ • 2. Graphic violence political allies of each other. The system al­ pable. By vying for power — and by achiev­ The Miami Hurricane strongly urges that ing an extremely mediocre means • 3. Full frontal nudity lows for not only a strong presidential can- ing power — tickets add to the students be allowed a vote. of written opinion). • 4. A car chase 10 MEDIOCRE THINGS TO DO MEDIOCRE UM PEOPLE ATUM: • 1. • 1. Have Buffy type your • 2. Sylvester "The first one term paper on Nutrition. was good but enough already" • 2. Go to homecoming wear­ Stallone. 2!^*T«r?A. ing one of those God-awful • 3. The lucky schmuck who J*** -STUDEHJTS looking jackets that almost re­ won the lottery. sembles the AIDS quilt. • 4. Jimmy "Mr. Loyalty" • 3. Go to the Rat and refuse Johnson. l^HAveA an offered beer just because your • 5. The incredibly mediocre hand's not stamped. Miami Hurricane staff, which • 4. Debate with your friends made me delete my funny, yet _*• whether or not "sexist" No. 1 in this list. *V would have been affected by • 6. Joseph "You have an in­ Proposition 48. credibly mediocre name that I • 5. Vote in a Student Govern­ saw in the directory" Smith. ment election. • • 6. Paint your face orange Jonathan Freedman, a senior and green for the next Debate majoring in the mediocre field of Team meet. finance, is a mediocre opinion • 7. Write an open letter to columnist for The Miami Hurri­ President Edward T. Foote II de­ cane. Evening meetings would fit schedules By REBECCA HOFFMAN ate students attend UM. Why don't students attend these func­ Everyone complains. But why tions? don't they complain when it I enjoyed the chance to talk in a might do some .good? Why not relaxed forum with some of our I ______~~~\ complain dl- University's movers and shakers. *^^^ rectly to the In the two meetings, Foote, But­ administra­ ler and Glaser were very recep­ tion? tive to students' comments and You can. complaints. Vice President I don't want to bring the apathy Search for oil killing Glades for Student Af­ issue into this but there are few fairs Dr. Wil­ other reasons I can think of as to liam Butler and why students wouldn't take an Provost Luis hour out of their day to meet with Governor wants to protect Keys but ignores swampland Glaser are of­ important, interested faculty fering students members. Students should take the chance to advantage of the fact that the ad­ By JAMES VICKARYOUS not only does it cover vast areas that develop­ University of Miami. meet with ministration wants student input. ers would love to drain, it sits on top of a river He put the Keys off-limits to any explora­ them during in­ Administrators who plan these They have been sent by the Shell Western of oil that streches from the Gulf of Mexi- tion, but left the Everglades open in order to formal luncheons this semester. meetings should schedule them Company to explore vast regions of the Ever- co.through South Florida and down to the help ease our dependence on foreign oil. I went to the freshman lun­ for a week night in the early eve­ glades to determine just how much oil is un­ Keys. cheon. Eight students out of ap­ der all that water. This is an Shell Western hasn't drilled yet, but they It seems like a great idea. But Shell West­ ning. Plan to have the meetings ern is not an American Oil Company. proximately 1,800 freshmen at­ during a time that might be more opportune time for Shell Oil are ripping the glades up in the process. tended the meeting which was to convenient for students, rather to be in this area. Exxon find out what freshmen want to than the current noon start time. and several other oil giants They are using dynamite charges to obtain I don't think that anyone in Tallahassee re­ change and what we like about I am not alone in thinking stu­ already have operating seismic readings of the extremely porous ally cares about that hungry twelve-foot alli­ the University of Miami. This is dents' poor representation at wells in Lee and Collier limestone that lies beneath the great swamp. gator. distressing news. these meetings is due in large part counties. It's too bad that oil provokes such destruc­ Last week, President Edward to their lack of interest. "It is apa­ With the world oil glut Some environmentalists believe this can tive behavior, because it would be nice to T. Foote II along with Dr. Butler thy," said freshman Terry Wong. and exploration costs at a blow holes large enough to allow salt water have what is left of the Everglades around for held a coffee meeting that was She went on to say "students are new low, the major oil com­ intrusion. In fresh water Everglades, that at least a few more years. open to all students. About 40 stu­ very selfish here." Wong said all panies are globe-trotting as spells death. dents attended, a somewhat bet­ too frequently people forget or fast as they can to prove po­ ter turnout, but not in light of the tential deposits before the Who is letting Shell do this? fact that about 8,500 undergradu­ Please see page 5/HOFFMAN inevitable future rise of oil Our very own Governor Bob Martirfez, the James Vickaryous, a junior majoring in his­ prices. same great hell of a guy that sent the Bureau tory, is a contributing editor to The Miami Another fatal fact for the Everglades — of Alcoholic Beverages and Tobacco to the Hurricane. VICKARYOUS STAFF Letter to the editor The Miami Hurricane, published semlweekly during the academic year, is written and edited by undergraduate students ol Ihe University ol Miami. The newspaper does nol necessarily represent the views and opinions ot ad­ vertisers or of the University s trustees, faculty or administration. The newspa­ per does nol necessarily agree with opinions expressed by columnists. Lady Canes overlooked by fans, • 1989 by the University ol Miami ' 1989 by the University ol Miami's undergraduate siudent body i the editor: tended a recent home game, one ample. ment to play at home. The oppos­ What's the best kept secret at freshman replied, "Game, what On February 25, the Lady ing team's fans, who often travel PA TRICK McCREERY DODD CLASEN the University of Miami? No it's game? I didn't know UM had a Canes played cross-town rivals thousands of miles to watch the Editor in Chief Business Manager not if Steve Walsh will turn pro­ women's basketball team." Florida International University game, outnumber our home fans fessional. In months past, the entire Mi­ and won decisively 100-85. who are half a mile from the gym News Editor Amy Ellis Rather, it is UM's own wom­ ami Hurricane sports section has Not so much as a score was and get in free." Associate Naws Editor Robert S. Marshall en's basketball team — which been devoted to the men's basket­ printed by our "representative" We hope that if we ever win Opinion Editor Mark Thieroff completed the regular season ball team (18-12) with not so school newspaper. The last time the National Championship, our Accent Editor Barbra Spalten with a most impressive 21-7 re­ much as a by-line about the wom­ the team was given a mention, we school paper will be so kind as to Assistsnt Accent Editor- Laurie L. Thomas cord. In fact, the Lady Canes en. were alloted a generous two sen­ devote an entire paragraph to the Sports Editor _ Dan Le Batard have a chance for post-season When we do get the occasional tences. neglected Lady Canes basketball Assistant Sports Editor...... Kip Kuduk play, but unless you were a mem­ mention, it is very disproportion­ Not surprisingly, home games team. Photo Editor Mike Roy ber of the team, how would you ate to other sports. Take last have not been swamped by fans. 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HEATHER SELWlT2JStatl Photographer HEATHER SELWIT4ffilaff Photographer (Above left) Student Government President Freddie Stebbins, left, Simon contest Saturday. (Above right) Fling committee members Connie Lackey and Sunderland, Earle McDonald, Thomas Cavanaugh, Jacques Asselin and Adam Michael Spears try out some Rollerblades. Kagan devour as much chocolate cake as they can in Spring Fling's eating FESTIVALS OF FUN Spring Fling, Beaux Arts attracted throngs of thrill seekers this weekend bors flocked to the open-air Beaux Arts Festival to he said. "It was outside my window when I woke up By BARBRA SPALTEN Big Wheel toy. "They did a good job in providing a nice variety browse, eat and buy. on Saturday. Voila! Like magic it just appeared." and Over _70 arttatel «_tftplaye«_ eevveryltelng !,»*»,. cl.lt CL. BISHOP ot events," Needles said about the Spring Fling com­ t're«t»%em»»» Maria Booth eftald what sh,- Heew een 0/ Ihe Stafl mittee. "I got to try a lot of new things." circus' chalkboards and hand-carved wooden toys to pressed her. "There was a lot of variety and differ­ Events included volleyball contests, a scavenger intense watercolor portraits and hand-painted silks. ent personalities of art displayed," she said. Howev­ hunt, body bowling, eating contests and a demon­ The artists did all this in hopes of winning a ribbon er, she agreed that on-campus advertising for the Bratwurst sizzled, comedians performed, paint­ stration of Rollerblades, skates with four wheels for their efforts, or at least selling enough of their event could have been better. ers painted and patrons bought. Spring Fling '89 and lined up in the center of the shoe. creations to pay for the trip to Miami. Business major Joe Solan offered another reason the Beaux Arts Festival — commingled with sunny Needles said he experienced Rollerblades for the Artists came from all over the country to grace for the lack of UM student attendance at the festi­ weather — meant an art and fun-filled weekend for first time at Spring Fling. Lamstein said she has the grounds of UM. However, many students, even val. "Most UM students lack culture," he said. many local residents and University of Miami stu­ owned a pair of Rollerblades since last semester, but those who enjoyed the art, said they felt out of place Most students who attended the festival said they dents. many people hadn't heard of the skates until Spring at the festival because it seemed more interested in enjoyed the show. "It was really well run and set Students who won various Spring Fling contests Fling. "It made people aware of something fun to attracting the Miami community than attracting up," sophomore Aaron Gagne said. "It was all high- earned prizes such as color televisions, video cas­ do," Lamstein said. students. quality work and there was a broad range of exhib­ sette recorders, stereo cassette recorders, Walkman Graduate student Scott Meyer placed second in Sophomore Bill Devnik said he saw little or no its." Gagne said he saw other UM students at the radios and gift certificates. the scavenger hunt and walked away with a Walk­ advertising on campus. "I only knew about it be­ Committee member Daniel Cross said he thought man. He said Spring Fling was a great success and cause I live in the dorms and just couldn't miss it," Please see page 7/WEEKEND the events went well. He estimated 200 to 300 stu­ very different from its predecessor festival — Carni dents attended the weekend's events held on the Gras. "You can't compare the two,"Meyer said, not­ Whitten University Center Patio. ing the different goals and activities of each event. "The people who came out had more fun than we Graduate Student Andrew Parker, also on the had putting it together," Cross said. "We got a lot of Spring Fling committee, echoed those sentiments. ideas about what we're going to do next year." "There was no vicious competition," he said. "Ev­ Spring Fling chairperson Michael Spears agreed, eryone just came and had fun." "lt went very well for the first year." He said he Meyer said turnout to Spring Fling was good, hopes people will talk about Spring Fling and make considering the committee had only five weeks to the event a yearly tradition. Although no exact plan the festival. plans have been made for next year, Spears said he Parker said some of the events were booked hopes Spring Fling continues annually. within the last few weeks. He said next year's com­ Spring Fling replaces UM's Carni Gras festival, mittee will benefit by having more time to plan and which was canceled this year because of money and will know which contests and events were the most location problems. popular. Freshman Joanne Lamstein said she had a lot of Needles said he thought Spring Fling and Beaux fun during both days' events. "You could win great Arts complemented each other by being on the same prizes for doing stupid, little things," she observed. weekend. "This [Spring Fling) is geared specifically She should know. She won a Walkman radio for for students," he said. "Beaux Arts is more for placing second in the Big Wheel race. adults." Sophomore Phil Needles placed first in the event Thousands of culture-seeking students, art en­ and won a color television. He also got to keep the thusiasts, weekend tourists and inquisitive neigh­ (Below) Comedian Jerry Seinfeld keeps the crowd roaring on the University Center Patio Saturday night. (Right) A sculpted mirror reflects Hillary Longo examining other sculptures at the Beaux Arts Festival.

ERIK COCKS/Slutf Photographer HEATHER SELWITZ/Stafl Photographer THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday. ACCENT Students: Artists 'fj^ MARKS willing to talk sm'sm WEEKEND/From page 6 Free 'Bird' mkWswmm festival Saturday. " 'This [Spring Fling] is Gagne, Booth and Solan all ex­ geared specifically for The University of Miami Cinematic Arts Commission pressed satisfaction with the way 19 presents Bird at 7 and 9:30 tonight and tomorrow night in the they were treated by the artists. students... Beaux Arts University Center International Lounge. Gagne said, "They were very, is more for adults,' " _---•___*__-_•__. ' *_•| very outgoing and eager to talk about their work." Kevin Needles, Clint Eastwood directed this movie about the life of Jazz sophomore .<****«, musician Charlie Parker. The film is free to all UM students. Bird was originally scheduled to play two weeks ago, but Freshman Lori Friedberg said CAC members said the film didn't arrive on time. the festival was larger than she opportunity to look at the exhib­ expected. "I went to the one in its this weekend. Those who Coconut Grove, but it was nice to didn't attend may have shared the have our own art exhibit here on attitude of business major Adam Plan a picnic campus because we didn't have to Goldberg. worry about parking and the has­ The University of Miami department of drama presents sle of going off campus," she said. "I didn't go," he admitted. MIKE AIIERN/Slafl Photographer the Pulitzer prize-winning play Picnic through Saturday at "It was a nice alternative." "Why would I go to look at things Brockway Lecture Hall, across from the Otto G. Richter Li­ I am never going to buy in my Pam Pasewald competes in Spring Fling's Big brary. For more information, call the Ring Theatre box of­ Not all UM students seized the life? I just had no desire to go." Wheel race Sunday. fice at 284-3355.

Musical happenings Dogs d'Amour album really bites By NOAM KAHANA ed interplay between percussionist Barn's jority of their songs. Tomorrow, Sean Swanson's senior jazz vocal recital Staff Writer well-timed drums and Tyla's syrupy voice in Saloon is the Dogs' debut studio album, fol­ will be held at 8 p.m. in Gusman Concert Hall on campus. "Last Bandit," poor production by Mark lowing five years of foreign singles and boot­ The new album from Dogs D'Amour, ...In Dearnley and the Dogs has made the album a leg LPs. Their image has been one of drunken­ Thursday through Sunday, a benefit guitar festival co­ the Dynamite Jet Saloon, shows little of the pseudo-punk version of Disney World's Coun­ ness, and the lyrics on this LP don't refute ordinated will be held at Gusman Concert Hall. General ad­ quality influence they claim to have had from try Bear Jamboree. that image. In Debauchery, the Dogs sing of a mission is $8. Students with valid identification will be ad­ T. Rex and the Rolling Stones. "How Come It Never Rains" starts off man whose lover has just taken everything: mitted for $5. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday showtime smoothly but doesn't quite deliver what "Your soul comes in a bottle when you're is at 8 p.m. and on Sunday at 1 p.m. Tyla, Dogs' vocalist and songwriter, is de­ should follow a 12-string guitar solo by Jo down in the hole." scribed in the band's promotional material as Dog. The fourth Dog is bassist Steven James. Other songs also follow the "somebody For updated information on musical happenings on cam­ having a Texas drawl and a bourbon-wrecked Unfulfilled promise is the key failure of the done somebody wrong" theme, such as "I pus, call Musikall at 284-6477. voice. In this album, he downplays his decep­ Dogs'latest work, released by PolyGram and Don't Want You To Go," "Everything I tively wide-ranged voice. His lyrics don't China Records. The successful fusion of Want" and "Heartbreak." have the originality of the album sleeve litera­ hard-biting and bluesy rock is a trick only a On the back cover of this month's Rip ture, either. few bands, such as The Cult, have been capa­ magazine, Ihe Dogs D'Amour are advertised — LAURIE THOMAS While ...In the Dynamite Jet Saloon does ble of. The Dogs' talent is obvious in shooting as the house band in a bar called "Hell." Per­ have a few high moments, like a well-execut­ moments, but monotony dominates in the ma­ haps even sinners in hell deserve better.

Animotion album lacks lustre American v-•moss^ * By MARK THIEROFF ence in movies such as Dirty Academy of Opinion Editor Dancing and Flashdance. Her in­ WV* w _ duction into the band is a good ex­ Dramatic Former Animotion vocalist As- ample of the recently popularized "let's get someone who looks l-oundcd in 1884. il>v Academy has (rained more trid Plane took her talents with Arts piolessional actors than any other school or college her when she left the band. She good regardless of musical abili­ in America. Academy alumni have won nominations lor should have taken the name, too. ties" approach to pop music. En- 89 Oscars. 60 Tonys and l42Emmys. The new Animotion is a different gemann's career is highlighted by animal. Gone are the days of ex­ studio work he did on the 1984 cellent synth-dance tracks such Los Angeles Olympics Sound­ One Hundred years as "I Engineer" and "Obsession." track. Welcome to consumer-oriented Animotion's new self-titled LP of training actors. pop drivel. was partly produced by Richard The Academy offers a six week summer program and a two-yi_ar Associate Degree program. You The band's vocalist additions, Marx, whose last album shines may recciv. Academy training in New York or in California. Cynthia Rhodes and Paul Enge- through on each Animotion sin­ gle. Every song on Animotion h.r m upplu uiu*i md further in/nrmau,*, e all THE A Ml- RK AN ACADEMY OF mann, have a new Polygram re­ DRAMATIC ARTS (2121 Mh oesril, SIU Medium. Avenue, New ...ek. NY IUIM> lease titled Animotion. (Beware sounds the same, which wouldn't of bands that have two people be so bad if the prototype song who do nothing but sing.) were good. Unfortunately, this is Animotion is the group's first not the case. album in nearly three years. The Although their original style of aa^SaaSfaa^iafmaSaaSeaaaMimmJeU_» le» Mile a singlngle ffror m the••M Myy Stepmother have sold as many records, it is a is an Alien movie soundtrack. shame Animotion has changed di­ Robert ReJ/rtr,! Melon!*' Mil Animotion Rhodes has on-screen experi- rections and the old style is gone.

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By DAN LE BATARD learning of the decision Sunday. Sport*. Editor "I don't want to say something I'll regret." The Erickson Era officially • "We just have to accept it," commenced at the University of offensive guard Darren Handy Miami on Sunday afternoon as said. "We hope | Erickson | lets us UM Athletic Director Sam Jan­ play the same type of ball. It's not kovich embraced one Erickson, going to be us versus him, but then braced to see if the other we're not going to let him change would become his starting quar­ us, either. We've been winning. terback. We'll keep winning ... All we can Its repercussions being felt do is be angry. There is nothing from here to Washington and be­ else we can do. It's not going to yond, the Erickson Era's early change things." foundation is constructed equally • "I feel a sigh of relief," said of controversy and speculation. defensive tackle Russell Mary­ Why was former Washington land. "Everything is over with. State Coach Dennis Erickson We can get back to business. hired to replace Jimmy Johnson? We're still going to be the Hurri­ Why was canes. The same mentality. Gary Stevens not? Will junior There's an amount of sadness quarterback Steve Walsh go here, but we'll be okay." through with his promise of turn­ • "Everyone is a little disap­ ing pro because Stevens wasn't pointed," wide receiver Dale hired? Will backup Craig Erick­ Dawkins said. "Coach Stevens is son, suddenly UM's other Erick­ part of the family. He's an incred­ son, become the heir to the air? ible coach. I'm disappointed be­ Will Miami lose any or many of cause I wanted to get a chance to its recruits? Will Erickson change keep playing for Coach Stevens. the offensive and defensive phi­ We were going to work extra losophies which have supplied so hard for him. There were a lot of much success in the past. heads hung when the announce­ Whooooaaaa. (Or, as Stevens' ment was made. Everything got supporters would say, woe.) real quiet." tographer Slow down a second. One ques­ • "Tell Notre Dame and Flori­ Channel 7 sports reporter Paul Seebeck interviews strong safety Sundayy afternoon about tion at a time. Please. da State, we're still going to get Jankovich, head of the one-man them," defensive tackle Cortez his reactions to UM's hiring of Dennis Erickson as football coach. committee which selected Erick­ Kennedy said. son after a national search, had to • "The reaction was not real just waiting to meet him. I'm not Stevens, but it doesn't make a dif­ quarterback coach in the country. ami. I have to find out what answer many of these questions different than you would ex­ fearful of him changing anything. ference because I knew I'd get a I don't know what Bryan is going scheme of defense he plays. I at a 30-minute meeting Sunday pect," said kicker . He's not going to change a pass­ good coach." to do now. We established a rela­ don't know what defense they afternoon when he announced his "We wanted Coach Stevens. We ing tradition that has been this • Peter Fortay, father of stud tionship with Coach Stevens over play at Washington State. I want decision to the UM football play­ felt like he deserved it. The man successful. Coach Johnson is one muffin quarterbacking recruit a year. We don't have any rela­ to be able to play my style — ag­ ers for the first time. Erickson making the decision felt this was of the major reasons I went to Bryan F'ortay, who is expected to tionship with Coach Erickson. gressive, nasty. Taunting is my had to answer many of the same the best for the university. We UM, but I have to push that aside. be Miami signal caller in 1991, We're back to square one, and game. If doesn't let me do that, I questions as he called around the have to deal with it. We're not go­ He did what was right for him by said: "We're very, very disap­ we're frustrated. If Bryan doesn't won't be effective." nation to allay some of the fears ing to quit. We had no say in the leaving, and I'm going to do pointed. We have spent the last strike it off with Erickson, he'll • Steve Dawson, lawyer for of the UM recruits who signed matter, but we do have a choice what's right for me by staying." year establishing a relationship transfer." blue-chip linebacking recruit binding letters of intent when in how we treat the new coach. • Defensive back Darryl Wil­ with Coach Stevens and Bryan • Linebacker , Darren Krein, said: "At this point, Johnson was still the head coach. It's kind of up to us now." liams, an incoming freshman made what I thought was a very considered the No. 1 recruit in the Darren is looking into other op­ A sampling of reaction to the • "I'm happy they got a new from American High in Miami, good choice in December. We entire country, said: "I need to tions. He feels betrayed because decision: coach." said \wide receiver Kevin said: "When 1 net there every­ were advised by people, including know where he wants to put me. Coach Johnson left. His chances • "I have to get time to think," Williams, an incoming freshman thing i.s going to be new to me people in the professional ranks, If he wants to move me from line­ of going to Miami are very, very Stevens said immediately after from Dallas' Roosevelt High. "I'm anyway. All the players wanted that Coach Stevens was the best backer, I won't be going to Mi­ slim." SPORTS Johnson was a nobody, too By TODD WRIGHT stantly and convincingly stated Dallas a week ago it struck again the open arms of Don Shula stall Wriler what I now knew was going to in Miami. across town are a nice, little con­ BRIEFS happen. The day after that press confer­ solation prize for Stevens to build A week ago Sunday I walked Dennis Erickson would become ence, Johnson returned to Miami his future on. Women reign victorious into Athletic Director Sam Jan- the new coach on March 6. to say goodbye to his players, I also hope that the followers of kovich's press conference with I was right. who had spent the last three days Hurricane football support Erick­ The University of Miami women's golf team won the the attitude Anyone who could read be­ politicking for their offensive co­ son in his new role as the leader team title this weekend at the Hudson Industries Invitational that Gary Ste­ tween the lines of Jankovich's 42 ordinator. of a national power. held at Eufala. Ala. vens would minutes of rhetoric had to be able One of those most vehemently Remember, it was only five soon be named to see that his friend from Wash­ standing up for their choice was years ago that Jankovich hired an The Lady Hurricanes were led by senior Joye McAvoy, the new head who finished second to the University of Alabama's Judy ington State was going to be the All-American quarterback Steve outsider from Oklahoma State football coach man. Walsh. Before Johnson said his who was only 30-25-2 as the head Schneider by virtue of losing the first sudden death hole. of the Miami McAvoy shot a three-over-par 75 on Sunday to finish at a Jankovich stated that he would goodbyes, Walsh said that if Ste­ coach of those Cowboys. Then Hurricanes. answer no questions about the vens was not promoted, he would everyone in Miami asked "Jimmy three-over-par 219.Miami's Jennifer Buchanan finished third I thought candidates for the job, but did ac­ with a 224 after firing a final round two-over-par 74. turn pro. Who?" that there was knowledge the possibility of Ste­ In a brief but meaningful one- Erickson is 50-31-1 as a colle­ UM finished the 54-hole event with a total of 901 absolutely vens filling Johnson's 52-9 shoes. on-one conversation that Mon­ giate head coach and has turned strokes. Auburn was the runner-up with a 919 and Alabama nothing that Even though Jankovich praised day, Walsh stormed away from Washington State's football pro­ placed third with a 923. Jankovich the past accomplishments of his Johnson infuriated by what his gram from rags to riches in a could say that assistant head coach, the praise former coach had to tell him mere two years. Last season, the would change took more of a eulogy tone and, about Stevens' chances. Cougars went 9-3 under Erick­ Crew teams in action my mind on the matter of who after I managed to remove all that At that moment, Walsh knew son's wide-open passing attack, would replace Jimmy Johnson. press conference sugar coating, he was either going to leave Mi­ finished in the Top 20 and knock­ The University of Miami women's crew teams won both I was wrong. seemed to say "Gary's a great ami or stick his foot in his mouth ed off No. 1 UCLA at the Rose races it participated in and the men's team finished second in Jankovich talked about how it coach, but I can do better." and stay, because Stevens was Bowl in late October. its four races at the Keyper Cup Regatta in Melbourne, Fla.. would be solely his decision, how Everyone in the room also had not going to get the job. Now I hear everyone asking Saturday. he would not be pressured by the to be suspicious when he made no Not only is Walsh unhappy, but "Dennis Who?" and I explain to The UM women defeated Central Florida by 26 seconds players or the media, how the mention of any other possible re­ it's probably safe to say that them that he became the new and F'lorida Institute of Technology by 54 seconds in the var­ search for a new coach would placements even though Erick­ many of the players, remaining head coach of Miami the day span the nation and how he son's candidacy was as obvious as coaches, recruits, boosters and Johnson headed west. sity eight. In the women's novice eight, Miami won with a would have to be totally con­ the glasses on the athletic direc­ students also have the same bad time of 8:07. FIT placed second (8:23) and UCF was third vinced that Stevens was the best tor's face. feelings. I also tell people to have an (8:40). man for the job before hiring him. Some things are better left un­ Stevens has been more respon­ open mind and give the 41-year- Although the men were not as successful as their wom­ In the span of 42 minutes, my said and, in this instance, the sible for UM's quarterback dy­ old from the Pacific Northwest a en counterparts, they performed well finishing behind na­ thinking was altered and I name Erickson was the best un­ nasty than anyone else, and Ber­ chance. tional power FIT in each of its four races. walked out of the press confer­ said thing. nie Kosar, Vinny Testaverde and They may grumble and stare The men were nine seconds behind FIT in the varsity ence with a new attitude even The two men first became asso­ Walsh probably wouldn't be now, but they will also stand and eight, 16 seconds behind in the junior varsity eight, just eight more convinced than before. ciated when Jankovich was the where they are now had it not cheer come September if the new ticks slower in the novice heavyweight eight and eight more At this time, I knew that there assistant head football coach and been for the efforts of the nine- coach on the block can do what seconds slower in the novice lightweight eight. was no chance Stevens would be at Wash­ year veteran from Cleveland. has simply been made a tradition promoted and my mind began to ington State in 1970 and in that Like Tom Landry, Gary Ste­ at the University of Miami. think like the man I had just in­ same year Erickson served as a vens deserved a better fate than Win. Eleventh-ranked women pull off upset tently listened to. graduate assistant. what he received after his near- • When I joined my team at They have been friends ever decade of service to the Hurri­ Todd Wright, a sophomore ma­ The 11 th-ranked University of Miami women's tennis Sports Fest, when I walked into since, although they have not cane football program. joring in broadcast journalism team (8-2) shocked eighth-ranked Indiana, 5-4 for a fifth my residential college and when I worked together for 19 years. I can only wish him the best, and politics, is a staff writer for place finish in the USTA Indoor Championship!at Madison. walked into our newsroom I con­ Just as the Buddy System rocked because he does deserve it, and The Miami Hurricane. Wis. The victory was secured when Gail Gibson and Kerri Reiter defeated Candy Kopetzki and Amy Alcini, 6-3,4-6. 7-6, in the final match. Men's tennis (10-4) skins Gators Miami's Jennifer Young, Jami Ye >nekura and Gibson won their singles matches and the tandems of Young and By CHRISTOPHER J. RINGS Dave Randall and Florida's sixth groin earlier in the season. Falk "DeBoer has been playing very Elizabeth Levinson and Gibson and Reiter triumphed in dou­ Stall Writer singles player Jeff Mager. aggravated those injuries in prac­ solid tennis recently," said Ham­ bles action. Expect his ranking to plummet tice three weeks ago, and has lost mill. "He's finally putting togeth­ The University of Miami's violently. three of six matches since. er some wins." 19th-ranked men's tennis team "Overall, I'm very pleased with "He's not going to make excus­ Miami embarks upon a monster (10-4) swept two top 20 teams the way the guys played," said es, but he hasn't been the same road trip to California next week UM sophomore wins long jump and oeat the hated University of Coach John Hammill. "Except for player," said Assistant Coach Er­ that will bring on the meanest Florida Gators all in one very pro­ Conny, the top three played well, ic Lundt. "No one is more dissa- teams that side of the San An­ Miami's Michelle Krietsch won the long jump competi­ ductive weekend at Neil Schiff and the bottom three showed that pointed than him." dreas Fault. Tuesday, the Hurri­ tion with a leap of 19 feet, eight inches in the invitational Tennis Center. they can put together some wins, The rest of Miami's top three, canes face 25th-ranked Long portion of the Florida Fast Times Meet in Gainsville, Fla. Friday, the Hurricanes dis­ too. whom Hammill calls "the best Beach State. Krietsch did not reach the 20-1 ?, qualifying distance patched 17th-ranked Minnesota, "Falk is playing up-and-down top three in the country," breezed Wednesday, UM meets 15th- for the NCAA national indoor meet. She settled for second in 5-1. Saturday saw UM slip by tennis," Hammill said. "He through the weekend. Two-time ranked Pepperdine, before going the college division with a 19-6 jump in the qualifying part of 20th-ranked Mississippi 5-4, and played badly at the national in­ All-American Johan Donar im­ up against top-ranked UCLA Fri­ the event on Sunday, the Canes rolled over doors, good in the team indoors, proved his record to 13-8. Third day. UM met the Bruins earlier singles player Dan DeBoer, one of -KIPKliUUK Florida, 8-1. and this weekend, he just fell this year at the Team Indoor UM's 18th-ranked freshman apart." five starting freshmen, upped his Championships, losing 6-0. UM Conny Falk struggled, dropping Falk (16-9) ha.s been erratic ev­ mark to 14-7, and has won 12 of closes but the road trip against straight-set matches to Ole Miss's er since injuring his shoulder and his last 14 matches. Cal/Irvine Saturday. n THE MIAMI HURRICANE foaaday, March 7 1989 Page 9 Canes UM sweeps, gears for Irish By TODD WRIGHT seek and game!" ing the Golden Gophers a gener­ tory lap of the season when disas­ Hirsch's head to circle the bases CHRISTOPHER J. RINGS Nevertheless, Miami is pre­ ous number of Gopher balls all ter struck on that eighth lap. and push runs across. Statl Writers pared for baseball revenge on its weekend. home field in comfy tropical tem­ With a good three car length The rally lacked the obvious revenge "It the game is tied, we're gon­ peratures and will send Joe Grahe Senior right-hander Joe Grahe lead (5-2), Anderson and his crew presence of the stolen base which na go for tbe win." to the mound against the Irish to served up three dingers in Friday watched as the Golden Gopher was all but eliminated from the — Ron Fraser try and delight what is expected night's 5-4 nail-biter and sopho­ machine had its transmission Miami attack by the pickoff move By TODD CLINE more hurlers Greg Knowles and break, its engine blow, its fuel of pitcher Eric Porter and the Slaff Writer to be a record Mark Light Stadi­ It's been nearly five months um crowd Wednesday night at Oscar Munoz gave up one each in run out and its wheels fall off. .12-gauge arm of Minnesota now since that black weekend in 7:30 p.m. Sunday afternoon's 7-6 comeback catcher Dan Wilson. Okay, so you want to see the Notre Dame, Ind., when the Uni­ victory Sporting orange and green rac­ fourth-ranked Hurricane base­ versity of Miami went 0-3, losing Before the much-ballyhooed ing stripes, the Hurricane virage "Today we weren't able to ball team play, but you're not a national football title and two tangle with Notre Dame, the Hur­ In the spirit of Sunday's Grand streaked past the pit-bound Go- run," said Fraser who has picked quite sure exhibition baseball games to the ricanes will try to extend their Prix of Miami, Minnesota Coach phermobile and took the check­ the Golden Gophers to win the which game Fighting Irish. winning streak to five against John Anderson had his team run­ ered flag and the three game Big 10 Championship over Michi­ you should hit Georgetown tonight at the Light. ning like a fast-moving, smooth- sweep after dropping four of its gan State. "Their pitcher kept us in order to see Amid the fuss and the furor The fourth-ranked Hurricanes handling GTO Porsche. last six. tight and their catcher had a great Mark Light surrounding fullback Cleveland (12-4), and their newest third arm." Stadium and Gary's controversial fumble, few baseman (Gary) swept the Uni-. After seven ans a half laps of Miami scored five runs in the college base­ people even remember that Ron versity of Minnesota (0-3) in a the nine-lap race, the Golden Go­ eighth in the familiar nickel-and- Grahe (3-1) will use his great ball at its Fraser's troops dropped the ball three-game weekend series at phers appeared headed for the dime style of baseball ... using arm against Notre Dame Wednes­ best. Here's as well. base on bails, cheap hits and Chris day. reason No. 1 Mark Light Stadium despite giv­ winners circle and their first vic­ why you Now they both have a second should trudge chance. out to the cor­ ner of Ponce In this year's preseason press Coach Nelson, Frostad honored and Hurri­ luncheon, Fraser made reference cane Drive Wednesday night: to the two-game sweep at Covel- God's boys are back in town. ski Stadium in weather condi­ By GRETCHEN RITTER and 15:08.6 in his record-break­ Other male qualifiers included in stride. That's right, the halos are tions that made him think he was Staff Writer ing 1650-yard freestyle. Accord­ sophomore Martin Hewes, in the "Of course I'm going to be ner­ back. This time in the form of playing baseball on the tundra of ing to Frostad, his record-break­ 100- and 200-yard backstroke, vous," she said. "But most of the the Notre Dame baseball team. Alaska. Swimming Coach Jack Nelson ing tir*e was a big surprise. and relay qualifiers sophomore people |swimming at NCAAs) I These boys pull no punches, ei­ was awarded the National Inde­ "I think the mile was my best Ed Hoff, junior Matt Berkman have raced before ... I'll just treat ther. They beat UM in two pre­ Notre Dame hyped the baseball pendent Conference Male and Fe­ -ace, but it didn't feel that good," and freshman Greg Botos. it a lot like nationals." season games last semester in series as "The Battle Before the male Coach of the Year and Keith he said. "I guess I was working so The men's team finished second Burrell also had an impressive South Bend and last week they War" and delighted the capacity Frostad was named NIC Out­ hard it just hurt more... I had no overall, 682 points behind the meet, with two wins in the 100- beat the third-ranked Texas crowds with a football-eve 9-8 standing Male Swimmer as the idea my splits were so good " University of South Carolina. and 200-yard freestyle. She Longhorns in Austin. victory and an 11-2 bashing the men's and women's teams fin­ Freshmen Jens Buenger and This was a somewhat amazing missed qualifying for NCAAs by previous night which sent second ished second and fourth respec­ Jen Larsen, who both qualified feat considering the men's team is 30 seconds in the 200, with a It's funny that at a time when baseman Jose Trujillo to the tively, at a meet in Columbia, S.C. for NCAA championships, also close to half the size of USC's 1:50.86 and swam a 51.26 in the Lou Sir Holtz (Say those first mound and Sports Information Frostad, a junior, led the men's carried the team to victory. Buen­ team. 100, only to better that time later two words fast) wants to end Director Rich Dalrymple to the team with two triumphs, with ger finished third in the 200-yard The women also made an im­ with 51.05 relay split. the UM-Notre Dame football se­ pub to have a beer with CBS NCAA qualifying times in both. individual medley, 10-yard but­ pressive showing, led by fresh­ Other highlights included a ries, Pat "Randall P. Mc" Mur­ Commentator Brent Musburger. He also set new pool, meet, and terfly and 200-yard butterfly. man Debbie Babashoff and junior third-place finish in the 1650- phy and the Fighting Irish base­ school records. The men showed great depth Dyne Burrell. Babashoff scored yard freestyle by sophomore Su­ ball program have renewed Perhaps Dalrymple did more Frostad, a junior college trans­ when they qualified five relays first in the 500-yard freestyle, san Depalo and a fourth in the their baseball rivalry with the for Miami's pubiip image than fer from California, transferred for the prestigous NCAA champi­ qualifying for NCAAs with a 100-yard butterfly by junior Hurricanes. anyone else in the last five years to Miami last year. Since then, he onships. They included the 800- 4:49.2 and setting a new school Sheryl Segal. The women's team The last time the two teams that night because after Musbur- has been one of Coach Nelson's yard freestyle relay, the 400-yard record in the 1650-yard freestyle also set a new University record met before last semester's two- ger's "favorite team" beat Miami greatest assets. At the conference medley and freestyle relays and with 16:30.8, finishing second. in the 800-yard freestyle relay game exhibition clash, bell bot­ on the gridiron the next day, he championships, he swam a the 200-yard medley and free­ Very few freshmen qualify for with Depalo, Burrell, Babashoff toms were hip, the Brady Bunch said, "There are no losers in this 4:23.22 in the 500-yard freestyle style relays. NCAAs but Babashoff is taking it and senior Sandra Bowman. was a hit sitcom and your older siblings were listening to the Bee Gees. That was in 1970, before both the Hurricane baseball and foot­ ball teams would become pow­ ••••No matter how erhouses. At that same time the Fighting Irish football teams were tough, and those football bad they are, teams and their predecessors were responsible for establish­ ing Notre Dame as the premier Grandma loves "Love me or Hate me" school. And in the spirit of hate, or at least mutual disrespect, the 1988 national champion (be­ to hear the lieve me I'm cringing) Irish come to mind. It was their longing to recip­ latest jokes.w rocate (I like to use these big words to impress any and all Notre Dame alums) a 58-7 trashing they raeaivad from UM they and their fans became quite hyped, which is an ex­ tremely euphemistic way of saying they were rude. An odd characteristic for a school that invented all that is holy and uses Jesus Christ as its mascot. For all you secular fans that means that they are kinda up- pitty, elitist if you will. Like I said, though, that is their football team. Their base­ ball team could be a bunch of good guys. They might even talk to girls and bet the spread against Digger Phelps for all I know. Pat Murphy, their coach, at least has an Irish name, un­ like his football counter part, Lou Sir Holtz, whose name re­ sembles a Greek folk dance. And what Notre Dame bash­ ing column would be complete without a Top Ten List. Or in this case, since space (like that in my creative mind) is short, a Top Five List. Here's the Top Five Reasons Notre Dame Will Lose Tomorrow, from our home office in Omaha, Nebraska (note the baseball irony there): You miss her spaiklinj; No. 5 — Leprechaun was sense of humor. She misses gorded by a stray foul bail. you and your jokes. I-ven (he No. 4 — Yellow water in ga­ torade container didn't taste bod ones. That's stne j*ix XJ quite right. reasi>n tc > call li >i .i> distance*. No. 3 — Batboy forgot to AT&T h >ng I Xstance Service sprinkle fairy gold dust on the batting helmets. is another good reason, \\_- No. 2 — Got confused as to eau.se it costs less than yon which stick to choke up on. think to hear your grand- No. 1 — Coral Gables city code strictly restricts any m ther start to giggk* lx*- "Waking of the Echoes" after ii >re yi in even get t< > the 10 p.m. And if that wasn't enough, pundl line. and, by golly, don't you think it Si> whenever y

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SCOTT SUCHMAWSpeclal to the Hurrlcant 0) O) ID A soldier gets a quick clean up before reporting back for duty. a distance to get all the facts from every side. And we did. The intifadeh has forced Arabs and Israelis to once again face what has perhaps been their most difficult chal­ lenge since the establishment of the State of Israel in 1948 — peaceful co­ existence. According to Dr. Alon Li'el, a spokesman with the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs, since the intifadah be­ gan in December 1987, over 300 peo­ ple have been killed in skirmish-as on the West Bank and in the Gaza Strip. "It [intifadah/ is creating new scars which are always difficult to over­ come," Li'el Mid. The uprising, which stems from ah initiative to create a sep­ arate Arab state within the borders of Israel, has put many Israelis on the de­ fensive. "Israel has the right after five or six wars to make sure It has secure borders," Li'el said. Agreed. Every .country has a right to secure borders, but at what cost? Shouldn't all peoples have a right to a country of their own? We — patriotic, young Americans — thought so. Why did it seem the Israeli government was having such a tough time understand­ ing that concept? It wasn't, we were. srael is bordered by Lebanon and Syria to the north and northeast, I Jordan to the east, Egypt to the south and the Mediterranean Sea to the west. It covers 8,000 square miles and has a population of 4,300,000. The country is surrounded by Arab states, which according to an Israeli Foreign Ministry release of 1985, cover 4,578,000 square miles with a popula­ tion of 159,770,000. Even with all of this information to support the government's position, I SCOTT SUCHMAN/5peci<_ lo the Hurricane was still troubled that a solution could not be reached. Perhaps, as was sug­ An Arab man in the West Bank city of Nablus. gested by many people with whom we spoke, there are simply no Arabs with whom the government is willing to ne­ he Palestine National Council, resolution was rejected by the Arab gotiate. which Siniora refers to as "our population. There was not a discussion Enter possibility one: Hanna Siniora, T parliament in exile," voted at its of living side by side then. editor in chief of El Fair, the most November 1988 meeting in Algiers, In an August 1988 issue of Al-Shara, prominent Arabic newspaper in Israel Morocco, to accept a two-state parti­ an Arabic magazine, PNC Chairperson today. tion of the land they refer to as Pales­ Abd el-Hamid el-Saih stated, "We will Siniora began his discussion of the tine and to coexist in peace and recog­ take what we can and afterwards we Arab situation in Israel by saying no­ nize Israel. Yet the question remains will demand the rest of the territory. We body has what they really want — after decades of terrorist acts about are not opposed to getting a state peace and stability. He believes Israelis whether PNC is truthful in its statement which would encompass a quarter or and Palestinians want the same thing, of peace and recognition. According to half of our territory, and afterwards we which is the land. He says the Palestin­ Siniora, intifadah is not terrorism, but will demand the rest"— a strong state­ ians have faced occupation of their rather resistance. ment which does little to support the i land for the last 21 years and instead of In 1947 the United Nations dratted current views of the PNC, but Siniora becoming more radical the Palestin­ Resolution 181 which called for the es­ ians have become more realistic. tablishment of a Palestinian state. The Please see page 61 ISRAEL DJ'n D'tJTO ,T

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remains hopeful. nian border and on the West Bank. "We gave this our youth. That's "In my opinion, the coming year is a Efrina's reasons for settling on the something they can't give you back." year of opportunity ... We have no op­ West Bank were simple and economic. tion except to live together," he said. "This was the only place where you can frina spoke with disillusionment Only through changing of attitudes come and build a house and have to j of the Arab family who had r pay it off in 20 years," she said. E o can we allay the fears and suspicions." worked side by side in the field sn The moshav movement began in Is­ with hers for many years. The eldest z et fear and suspicion have be­ rael when the government began sub­ son had been placed in detention by Y come the trademarks of the peo­ sidizing housing in newly-acquired ter­ the Israeli Defense Force and the fami­ e3> ple living in the territories. The ritories to promote Israeli settlements. ly's house had been torn down on sus­ co story of one woman and her family re­ The idea was that families would share picion they were involved in the fire main uppermost in my thoughts on the a single bank account and thus share bomb attacks on buses in the nearby violence. profits and losses of neighbors. city of Jericho. te Shaun Efrina came to Israel 12 years 5 ago from California. She was going to Only 30 families moved to Moshav "My children have a fear of Arabs. work on a kibbutz for six weeks and go Nativ Ha-G'dug, which is equipped to That is something they didn't get at "<_ home to Los Angeles. Instead she met handle 80. The single bank account home," she said. "Children see black her husband and settled down in what theory fell through after people took and white. They don't understand poli­ she considers her true homeland. advantage of it to live off of the pros­ tics." Eventually she and her husband moved perity of others. With the political un­ Perhaps the saddest thing heard IU to Moshav Nativ Ha-G'dug in the Jor­ rest in the area today, Efrina questions cn ns dan Valley, three miles from the Jorda­ the wisdom in her decision. Please see page 81 ISRAEL 0. LISA FRANKEUContributing Editor (Top) The view from a bunker Syrians had of the Hula Valley prior to the Six-Day War in 1967. (Left) Herzog's neighbors fly banners from their homes to state their political views. Loosely translated, the banners cry: "Change the Law |of Return]" and "Who is a Jew?" (Above) A plaque at the Good Fence Metulla, the Lebanon/Israel border, sends a plea to the future.

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ISRAEL/ From page 7 during my travels was when a fellow student commented to Efrina on how 'In my opinion, the coming year is a year of beautiful her home was. She answered, opportunity...We have no option except to live together. "I used to think so." Only through changing of attitudes can we allay the fears Is there a reason for people to feel this way? Are there solutions to the and suspicions.' problems faced by Arabs and Israelis Hanna Siniora, alike? Israeli President Chaim Herzog Editor in chief.E/ Fajr appeared to have some doubts. "The PLO has not renounced the any negotiations." I found a part of myself in Israel that I covenant which calls for the destruc­ didn't know had existed. All of a sud­ tion of the state of Israel," Herzog said. hese "facts" were what my quest den something as simple as lighting "In the Middle East, doubletalk is the T was all about. My companions Shabbot candles became a priority for standard." Yet according to Herzog and I had learned much in our me. the degree of coexistence already es­ short stay. First and foremost I came to tablished in the West Bank is far more realize we are all the same people. We Since its inception, the existence of than we, as foreigners, could begin to may worship in different ways, we may imagine. the state of Israel has been tenuous at abide by different codes of ethics and best. Today, it is facing problems that Herzog said the entire legal system we may speak different languages, but need solutions where none exist. If I, as in the West Bank is Jordinian. Also, the we are all human beings. We are all a young American Jew, choose not to banks in the town of Nablus, for in­ worthy of peace. live amongst the trials, do I not at least stance, report to both the Israeli and I used to think my commitment to Is­ have an obligation to maintain the be­ Jordanian treasuries. The educational rael and Judaism were secure. I went to liefs of my people? system in the West Bank is also Jorda­ synagogue for holiday services, and I nian. had spent two months prior to this trip "I don't see negotiations in the near studying in Israel. I knew from where I Lisa M. Frankel, a senior majoring in future," Herzog mused. "The facts of had come and to where I was going. elementary education, Is a contributing life have had more influence here than Not anymore. editortor The Miami Hurricane.

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By ARTHUR MALFADOR pad reluctantly. He was here for a pur­ the cop's lapel. He tried to shake him, pose. He had to do his duty. but ended up shaking only himself. He "I have to ask you a few questions, he student sat on the narrow bed looked as if his face might explode at Mr. Br..." any instant. of the dorm room, his face rest­ T "Dan," the student interjected dis­ "Just what the hell is going on here, ing uncomfortably in his trem­ tractedly. "Everybody calls me Dan." bling hands. man? I mean, first you come in here to "Dan, I have to ask you some very investigate a stolen class ring, and now "Hey man, there's no way I buy this, important questions. Did Rob ever you come on with all these questions okay? I mean, Rob isn't just my room­ seem depressed or anxious for extend­ like, 'How did the hurricane shutters mate. He's one of my best friends here. ed periods?" come to be removed from the win­ I mean, we share everything. Dan looked up sharply. "Of course, dow?' Just what is this bullshit?" "Strictly off the record, man, I mean he did. Are you kidding, man? Every don't report this or anything, but I al­ college student ever born gets de­ e let go of the patient cop's shirt ways get Rob a couple of beers at the pressed, and God knows I still get anx­ H and sank to the bed. He ap­ Rat, even though he's not 21 yet. I ious sometimes, and I'm a junior. What peared to be crying a little. mean, he will be In two months, so it kind of question is that? Do people "Okay, fine, for what It's worth, I doesn't really matter, right? usually get depressed or anxious be­ took the shutters off the window. I used "Sometimes I even get him a bottle fore they steal things? Just what are to sit out there on the ledge to study of Bacardi or something for a party. He you trying to pull, man?" once in a while, okay? So sue me." He fell face down on the bed, and this time was my best friend, okay? There's no "Just calm down, Mr. Bre... Dan. I'm he really was crying — tears wet the way he could have stolen anything from not trying to pull anything. I just need sides of his now childlike, scared face. me. He wouldn't even borrow my some answers before I can leave. Do He sobbed out the rest of his words: change without asking first, let alone you know how the hurricane shutters "Oh God, I just don't believe it. Dan take my class ring. He just wouldn't do on the window came to be removed?" that. No way." Dan jumped up angrily and grabbed Please see page 12/ TEARS The plainclothesman had been walk­ ing around the room, looking through drawers, looking for reason. Betraying his set of mind, his movements were jerky and too hasty. A stray breeze from the room's only window wafted through his graying hair as he turned to face the student. "Mr. Brenner, you shouldn't be here in your state. I ought to contact the hospital," he said. His voice bespoke both counterfeit normality and anxious concern. The boy shook his head. A thin trail of drying blood could be seen on his left arm from wrist to elbow. "No, I'm okay, really. The arm's not as bad as it looks. The bleeding stopped almost as soon as it started. It's just a little scrape from the win­ dow." He stared at the broken pane blankly, as if trying to find the thread of his thoughts after an eternity of no thought at all. "Guess I'll have to get it fixed — the window, I mean." e stood up and started walking unsteadily toward it. The cop H moved quickly and blocked his way, holding arms that were them­ selves none too steady on the stu­ dent's shoulders. "You aren't well." The boy seemed to fight against the cop's grasp for a moment and then re­ o5o8 lent and sink back down into a nearby chair. His eyes were glassy and unfo­ cused, and the gaze behind them looked very far away. The cop took out his pen and note Fiction

The secret admirer By DAVID GAMBACH smallest offense. Yet somehow he had lowed by a series of gentle whisper-like the courage to ask, to explain with in­ thuds until, with a final squish, it came tense honesty those things which most to rest in a small mound of mud. The he story began not from the be­ refuse to mention. only mound of mud. Where else could it ginning, but rather from the mid­ It was, therefore, a strange insecuri­ have landed? T dle, as most stories do. ty with which he lived. My beautiful football player, I loved It was a cold Sunday morning. A dry, I see him now with the sun almost di­ him. icy wind dusted the pale blue sky. He rectly above. Still waiting, his bald I took up the ball. "Wait," I shouted, was sitting in the middle of an empty white head absorbed the light and re­ adjusting the ball on the mud for his field. flected none. It refused to redden. cleat clad foot. It had to happen. It al­ He sat there clutching a football, That dumb, wry smile, not a drop of ways happened. It could be no other waiting. There was a dumb, wry smile sweat anywhere. I approached cau­ way. on his perfectly round head. He waited tiously. How could I run, even though I He came running. The sun was be­ and waited — so patiently that I didn't wanted to? hind him now, and he looked like a little want to disturb him, even though he hole in it — bobbing up and down, side was waiting for me, too. He was bald. e saw me. The football flew or to side, a shimmering gold shadow. Well, he did have a few hairs — three to rather tumbled across the sky in be praise — but he wasn't old. A foot­ H a path guiding it three or four feet Almost here. Finally, he kicked, I lift­ ball player, though he never actually to my left. Even if I dived, I would never ed the ball, and he slipped. played. Tennis shoes weren't his style. have caught it. I couldn't dive, anyway. I remember always laughing. No, he wore cleats. Real athletes wore What would he think? e cleats. I told him so. The ball hit the ground, naturally David Gambach Is a junior majoring His yellow shirt had a brown stripe enough, with a resounding thud fol­ in English and philosophy. across his chest — a gaping zigzag hole against the stark yellow. He was beautiful, though I never told him, and I loved him, though I never told him that either. I think he knew, at least I hope he did. He was pretty odd about these things — always after that little red­ head. I could have killed her. That beautiful, clumsy, bald head belonged to me. She didn't even know he exist­ ed, but he professed his love anyway. I would have black hair — even now I think of dying it, but red isn't really my color. I wanted him so much. The words never came. "I love you," I almost shouted across the empty field, but I had only the thought. It would have been too awkward. _. o soft and white, though he wasn't tnz particularly fat. Well adjusted. No, S that doesn't apply. He always seemed so out of place even when he co was alone. And yet, he did have friends and lovers of an ethereal sort. Obsessive. That does apply. Per­ u haps it was the color red or vines. Lo­ io __ cus of control. Well, here it is. The competition was on. I had him some of the time. Then there was his mutt. And finally there was the Great Pumpkin. There was somthing else — something odd: secu­ rity. This was a strange word when ap­ plied. He always seemed insecure, un­ I sure of every move, sensitive to the a Only at UM Miracle or magic ? By ELIZABETH A. KRAMER Quite possibly not, according to Dr. testimonials were given by the para- Jack A. Kapchan, who teaches both psychologically experienced. n enormously obese man sits in a psychology and parapsychology at There was no answer at hand, and chair and shouts out alleluias in UM. though Coyne claims neither Ripley's A front of a group of enraptured Je­ his miraculous person, who faith Believe It or Not nor Phil Donahue have sus Student Fellowship members. One T heals and gives sermons, has disproved him, Kapchan made the fol­ of the man's eyes is completely taped been to 57 countries. He travels lowing challenge: "I doubt sincerely over, making vision through it impossi­ 250,000 miles per year to show what that this man would show any more ble. God did for him, but Kapchan said psychic ability than any student picked The other eye Is, well, missing. Yet, Coyne may merely be using any one of off of the campus at random." this grotesque figure claims to be able a great many tricks that any good He added that any time Coyne might to see and even read with his empty stage magician knows. like to prove otherwise, he is welcome eye socket. Kapchan says, for the most part, the to come down again and be tested un­ It happened at 7:30 p.m. Feb. 12 people who do the type of thing Coyne der controlled conditions. when Ronald Coyne was presented at does have .been discredited. Although the University of Miami University Cen­ Coyne claims he has doctors' testimo­ ter by the Jesus Student Fellowship. nials, Kapchan remained unconvinced Elizabeth A. Kramer Is a junior ma­ Coyne claims a miracle of God healed and wish-sO to know how many of the joring In English. him. When Coyne was seven years old, he ran into a piece of bailing wire which punctured his right eye. Soon after, the eye was removed. Shortly after receiving his plastic eye, Coyne and his extremely religious mother attended an evangelical faith healing session. The faith healer, not knowing that the eye was plastic, tried to "heal" it. Coyne says he succeeded. In an attempt to prove his healing to the UM audience, Coyne covered his left eye, which is still there, with a hand­ kerchief that had been folded over 16 times. Members of the audience then taped down the cloth with 15 feet of tape. Then Coyne read anything the audi­ ence gave him. However, did he really read with the "miraculous" empty eye socket? any who attended thought so af­ ter seeing the performance. All M Jesus Student Fellowship mem­ bers who were interviewed were Utterly convinced of the authenticity of the performance. Even Anne, a skeptic from South Dade, said of the event, "I can't explain It... I believe it now." Her friend Tracy, who had attended the show to be healed, said the experi­ ence had made her "feel faint," al­ though she has not yet achieved the health she sought. A member of The Miami Hurricane had provided Coyne with a list of items from around his room. Coyne had defi­ nitely never seen the list before. Nor had he ever before seen the driver's li­ censes and check cashing cards. '__ There were no hidden cameras, no people within whispering distance and no special plugs in his ears. The patch over his eye looked like it was very well taped down. And both Mannie Sierra and Raphael Menendez, MICHELLE LUTMAN/Stafl pkoloejraphetr the members of the audience who vol­ Although he has no right eye, Ronald Coyne (right) claims that, unteered to do the taping, swore they had never before seSesn Coyne. through a miraculous healing by God, he can read anything, So was it a miracle? including Raphael J. Menendez' medical practicioner card. Collegiate suicide moves cop

TEARS / From page 9 hope. He met his partner at the bottom shape and watched the paramedics was a good kid, y' know? He wasn't a of the stairs. He had no trouble being loading the stretcher into the van — party animal or the most social person I heard. The paramedics had shut off the the white sheet covering its cargo. ever knew, but he was okay. He was sirens as soon as they realized it was He then looked up at the 12th floor just a freshman, man. I can't believe he too late. window of Dan and Rob's room and did it, no way. I was going to study law, watched the winter sun glint off the man, and I swear... I'll never... again if "You'd better tell them to call in an­ glass that remained in the fractured Dan... if Dan really took my..." other van. The kid isn't taking it well." lower pane. Dazzled as his eyes were His partner nodded silently. He thought by the sunlight, he failed to see the His words stopped. The sobbing he saw tears in his friend's eyes. continued. The room filled with the small, somewhat delicate hand that fell harsh sounds of mourning. s the cop made his way across out from under the covering sheet and The police officer stayed for as long the college lawn to his illegally the shiny gold ring that fell silently onto as he could stand it. Then, mumbling A parked squad car, his partner the grass just before the paramedics apologies as he closed the door, he left thought he heard him say, "I need a slammed the van door. in a hurry. Someone else would have to drink." He pulled the car, its tires It glinted there — a real jewej ask the rest of the questions — maybe grinding away carefully tended turf, out against cheap glass — as the men another officer, maybe a psychiatrist. of its space on the lawn, and started climbed in and drove away. He himself simply could not bear to do rolling toward the highway. Another ambulance pulled up and It. His partner watched him go and opened its doors. It stopped shining As he descended the stairs, he thought he would probably need more only when the winter sun had hidden It­ thought of Dan's words: "I was going to than one drink once he got started. He self behind the darkened building and study law ... never again ..." The cop would drop in on him later to make sure a cold and lonely night had begun. prayed that Dan would recover his will drinking was all he had done. e to study, his will to live, but in his pro­ As the car drove out of sight, the Arthur Malfador Is a freshman unde­ fession he wasn't allowed to have much partner turned away from its vanishing cided about his major. LADIES MGHT Every Thursday Ladies Drink FREE 8-11:30 p.m. ENJOY the best reggae & Top 40 music

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