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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student at Carroll Collected. It has been accepted for inclusion in The aC rroll News by an authorized administrator of Carroll Collected. For more information, please contact [email protected]. \VIIAT'S INSIDE Bill Murrayl Bill MurrayI 'Double Bill'; review gives movies two thumbs up ~ ENTERTAINMENT...... ll SU President Philip J. Kangas Profiled elected offtcef reveals long time dream. PROFILES ...... 13 Senior Is Swim Team National Champ Contraceptives Second consecutive year. Tur1 takes nat1oncl t1t1e SPECIAL FEATURE ...... 7 SPORTS ...... l6 Asbestos removed from campus Mark Schreiner Studies have shown that as cording to site supervisor John Editor In Chief bestos particles in the air may cause King, an employee of Cleveland During Spring Break. asbestos lung cancer and the lung disease Asbestos, the material was re pipecovecings were removed from asbestiosis. Within the last 20 moved, "because the construction a crawl space beneath the base years state and federal lawmakers of the [Communications Arts] ment floor of the Adminstration have mandated and regulated the building would disturb them~ Building near the Modem and removal and replacement of as rial." Classical languages and Cultures bestos in structures. During the 6-day removal Department. On Saturday, Mar. 6, employ process, which continued through While the $20,000 project ap ees of the Cleveland Asbestos Mar. 12, King and his co-worker pears to have been completed ac Abatement Company, under con Gary Render said they employed cording to government regula Supervisor John King and Foreman Gary tract by the University, began re safety precautions as prescribed below the Administration Bu tions, Ad Building employees in moving 1,100linearfeetofasbes by both federal and state law. In the area said they were not in tos materials that served as insu cluded in this were plastic-draped formed about the asbestos re lation on the nearly 60-year-old containment areas, a shower stall Seniors vote to honor peer moval, nor did they see any posted hot water and heating pipes that used to clean contaminated mate- Elizabeth McDonald Maureen McGuinness. signs during the removal. run under the Ad Building. Ac- See ASBESTOS, page 5 News Editor According to McGuinness, the Seniors will vote for either committee met twice. The fJ.rst Michael Giancola or Anne Tirpak time they simply got the nomina Debate ensues over fraternity charter on Friday, Mar. 26, as they are the tions and then took the informa two candidates for the 1993 tion back to process it. The sec Elizabeth McDonald the responsibility of the Review Homecoming obligations last Beaudry Award. ond time, after Spring Break, they News Editor Committee to make changes and year. "I can say that we clearly The award "recognizes out met to decide on the candidates. In a very lengthy Student Union recommend the changes to the looked at this charter... it was not a standing service in the four areas McGuinness said thece were meeting this past Tuesday, several Student Union Senate," so it was quick decision," said Rees. of leadership, academic achieve probably about 25 nominations, bills were passed. Particular con the decision of the Review Com McGuinness added, '1'he only ment, service to the JCU or civic but many were simply names troversy surrounded me thtrd bill, mittee that thts responsibility be capecity &bey were inwlved [in community, and Christian life." widloul any reasons or qualifica.. which conc:emed revising the taken out of their charter. Homecoming) last year was hav Tbe 'Beaudry Award Commit tions, so those wece not given as charter of the Iota Chi Upsilon The Union held a debate over ing a booth, and that was after tee, which is comprised of both much consideration. fraternity. whether to pass the bill, with fra another organization dropped ouL" students and faculty members, This is the42nd time the award The controversy came from the ternity members Tim Donovan and Members of the fraternity fulfilled the task narrowing the will be given. The award was revision which took away their Lance HJut and senior class Vice claimed that the reason they were pool of nominations down to two. named ih honorofRobertBeaudry. ability to act as co-chairs with an President Molly Moser taking the notable to fulftll these obligations "It was a very difflcult decision," a 1950 graduate of JCU who died individual appointed by the Union, con side, andjwli.or Christine Rees, was due to a change in leadership said junior committee member See BEAUDRY, page 5 for the annual Homecoming ac junior Class President Maureen and miscommunication. They tivities. The fraternity had ad McGuinness, and senior Mike emphasized they have fulfilled ministrators, a representative from Gianacola pro for passing the bill. their obligations in the past and Local media stir up the Board of Trustees, faculty According to Rees, Review claimed it was unfair to take this campus controversy members, and the Greek Council Committee member, the decision responsibility away based on one President to speak on their behalf. was based on the fact that the year. '1'his is the fJ.rSt time in Mark Schreiner However, the answer to Chan The bill swed "whereas it is fraternity did not complete their See UNION, page 5 Editor In Chief nel3's question was provided by John Carroll made the local President Michael Lavelle, SJ., news last week, but not in theusual in a Mar. 21 Plain Dealer column. CN wins two feature awards academic or athletic ways. Lavelle is quoted as saying, "I news analysis don't think publishing in Playboy SUzannah Mootz,,_ ____ pened," said is consonant with being on the News Writer Peppard As a result. one news story has faculty of a Catholic university." For the second year in a row, Marianne led to another; all of them The story concerns a poetry the judges of the Society for Col Salcetti, CN"s eminating from a professor, a poet, professor, Murtaugh, at an un legiate Journalists (SCJ) have faculty advisor, and Playboy magazine. named school who seduces stu chosen the Carroll News as a fJ.rSt submitted The short story, "The Visiting dents and then faces a sexual place recepient of an award for Peppard's story Poet," was written by Mark harrassment hearing. JCU is not their yearly college newspaper to the contest as Winegardner an assistant profes mentioned in the story nor in the contest. Additionally, the publi "an example of sor in JCU's Engish Department, bio note that introduces him. cation received a third place award. tenacious re and appears in Playboy's April What was apparently news for An investigative piece by Spe porting and de- 1 ~--'------___; college-themed issue. Playboy was the criticism cial Projects Editor Tom Peppard velopment of L!..!~~~::=.:.:=...::=:...:;:.=.:..::=:..::...:.:..::=L:....----l While Winegardner maintains Winegardner recieved for his and a photograph by Photography sources, while serving as a cau SCJ has a membership of over his intent was to "spin a good story's publication. According to Editor Christine Hurayt won first tionary tale for both students and 200 colleges and universities. In yam," WKYC-TV Channel3 re Joe Dirck, columnist for the PD, in feature writing and third in administratas." the 1991 contest. the CN won three porter JeffMaynar visited campus Playboy's fJ.ction editor, Alice K. feature photography, respectively. Articles from Randolph-Ma awards. Two issues were awarded last week looking for a response. Turner was "stunned when she "I was excited and very sur con College and Evangel College honorable mentions in the Overall Finding littleouttage, Maynar' s beard of Lavelle's comments." prised," said Peppard. placed second and third respec Excellence Category while a story piece nonetheless began with a Lavelle affirmed his position His article, "Handling of evi tively, after Peppard's. on lead poisoning in the Cleveland provocative question- "What's in a CN interview. "It's soft-core dence foils arrest: A curious tale Hurayt's photo, entitled "Still area. written as part ofan in-depth a John Carroll professor doing in porn for a soft-core magazine," ofdrugs and a warrant," published ness of First Snow," published on reporting project in Salceui' s CO the pages of Playboy magazine?" said Lavelle, who said no action in the September 24 issue of the Nov. 19, 1992, "catches the angu 325 class, placed first in feature It appears Maynar' s story didn't will be taken against Winegardnec. CN, dispelled rumors on campus lar symmetry of the buildings, the writing. "I am very proud of Tom provide many answers. None of Winegardner said, "I have no about a drug raid and an alleged snow and the encroaching morn and Christine and pleased that their the three students interviewed claims at making a statement with arrest attempt by area police. ing sun," said Salcetti in her sub hard work has received this na expressed disapproval and Bobbi the story. But perhaps it can raise "It hadn't entered my mind I mission of the art tional recognition," said Salcetti. Bokman, JCU's Director of Pub one of the most important issues would win an award. I'm j\,St "It was my fl.rstaccredited work "It's at ways nice to see journalism lic Relations, said the University ofourtime--sexualharassment" pleased I could put two and two and I hope there will be more," students receive this professional supported academic freedom. See PLAYBOY, .,age 5 together and get what really ha:-- said Hurayt validation." _P_agf,.Le_2_____ --'- ______..;:: E=D;;;,_,;;;;I ...;;;;T~O;;;_;;;,R=I=A...;;;;...;;;;L;;______: Th~e- Carroll News, March 25, 1993
0 editorial 1 commentary Academic Freedom Catholic standard inconsistent I I threw away the activities to the same standard of "Ca President's public comments threaten request for a senior tholicism?" class gift the other I think so. academic freedom offaculty day because I don't Winegardner has wntten a work of This University, and its President, Rev. Michael J. Lavelle, S.J. must think public intimi fiction, a creation of the imagination. dation of a faculty The story, entitled "The Visiting Poet," stand behind the academic freedom of its professors. member is conso co~sacollegeEnglishprof~rwho Mark Winegardner, an assistant professor of English at John Carroll nantwithmyideaof seduces his students, is brought up on University, recently published a shon story, entitled 'The Visiting Poet," what the president sexual harassment charges, yet is re of a Catholic uni leased. Obviously, there's much more to in Playboy magazine. Winegardner's literary agent solicited the magazine, versity should do. it Is there any way to tell, just from and Winegardner joined the~ ranks of John Updike and Jean-Paul Sartre to I refuse to donate reading the short story (which I must see his work published in Playboy. money to an admin disagree is not a "bad article;" it's quite istration which I think uses the U.S. Con ingenious) that Winegardner actually However, JCU's President Lavelle was not pleased. He was quoted in stitution as a doonnat and is run by a believes what he has wriuen? Sunday's Plain Dealer as saying, "I'm unhappy, sure.. .I don't think pub president whose inconsistent whims on Are you blurring the lines between lishing in PLay boy is consonant with being on the faculty of a Catholic the nature of Catholicism detennine uni story fiction and reality, Fr. Lavelle? versity policy. I think so. University." Mark Winegardner, JCU assistant Yes, you are entitled to your opinion, Indeed Lavelle is entitled to his opinion-that Winegardner should not professor of English, has a short story Fr. Lavelle, which you ably demonstrated have published his fiction piece in Playboy - but neither he nor the which appears in the April issue of in the Plain Dealer. ''I'm not going to University should punish Winegardner for exercising his academic free Playboy. have any Star Chamber proceeding The Rev. Michael Lavelle was inter against Mark Winegardner. He's a free dom and obtaining literary prestige. viewed by columnistJoeDirck in the Sun. American. I'm just telling you what my In spite of Lavelle's comment that Winegardner's short story was" ... a March 21 Plain Dealer. Reacting to reaction is." bad article, to stan with," what Winegardner did was a tremendous Winegardner's-story, Lavelle said, "I'm Of course you have no need for a Star unhappy, sure. I don't think publishing in Chamber proceeding when all you need personal accomplishment as well as a significant literary one. And, when Playboy is consonant with being on the to do is open your mouth and instill fear, he is considered for tenure next year, should Winegardner's accomplish faculty of a Catholic university." the weapon of intimidation. ment count for anything less than that, the University would be guilty of Oh really, Fr. Lavelle. According to our Mission Statement, Then tell me, is it consonant that a "John Carroll University welcomes stu denying Winegardner his academic freedom. Eliminating academic freedom Catholic university should bring in Gov dents and faculty from different religious would turn JCU into an academic police state where professors would not ernor Ann Richards of Texas, a Demo backgrounds and value systems, in the be able to think and speak freely, and students would earn- at best- a cratic woman who is staunchly pro-choice, belief that the educational environment narrow, closed-minded education. to kick off the service campaign? which the University provides is one Is it also consonant that Dr. Bernadine which these students and faculty may The CN appeals to Lavelle to demonstrate the true Jesuit nature of this Healy, the fonner director of the National find congenial, rewarding, and enriched university and consider Winegardner's work on its own merits, not on the Institute of Health, as well as being per by their presence." merits of the centerfolds which appear near it. sonally pro~hoice and pro-fetal tissue This rings hollow in light of recent research, is the commencement spealcer? positions held by our president and other And is it also consonant that the uni members of his regime. Public disapproval lacks class, support versity is sponsoring a play by Nancy It seems as if the freedoms so elo The recent controversy surrounding Mark Winegardner's "The Visiting Kiefer, JCU instructor" of communica quently described in the Mission State tions, which has as one of its advertised ment are regu]arly subject to the arbitrary Poet," is undeserving of the attention it has been receiving. It is an example themes the tolerance and acceptance of caprices of our president and his inter of a media-inflicted spark, fueled by the publicly punitive reaction of Fr. homosexuality? [See the March 17 issue pretations ofwhether or not something is Michael Lavelle. of the Oeveland Free Times.] consonant with being at a Catholic uni Have I missed the papal decree that versity. To begin with, the media created a situation that didn't merit attention; says that being pro-choice, pro-fetal tis Healy good, Winegardner bad. they smelled the possibility of scandal and attempted to ensure its actuality sue research and tolerating homosexual So, please, Fr. Lavelle, the next time by suggesting that a professor teaching at a Catholic school shouldn't be ity are consonant with Catholic teaching? you decide to criticize a faculty member I think not in public, make sure you have Conned a publishing in Playboy. They then actively sought the school's reaction. These items point out to me an incon clear, consistent opinion on the nature of There was no real issue swTounding Winegardner's publication, so they sistency in the thinking and actions ofour what being at a Catholic university means. created one. president. Following your example, I have no Perhaps I am misinterpreting your idea what it means after four years of However, Lavelle's response to their inquiries not only perpetuated the quote, Fr. Lavelle. Maybe the actual real attending this institution . unnecessary controversy, but illustrated a blatant lack of professionalism, life beliefs that the above-mentioned What I do know is that I'll probably class, and suppon for his own faculty. Instead of privately disclosing his Richards and Healy hold are pennissible be sending my $19.93 gift for a sub because they are not faculty members. scription to Playboy. dissatisfaction to Winegardner, Lavelle publicly discredited him and his But then what about Kiefer? That doesn't literary accomplishment. seem consistent either. As of press time, Lavelle still hadn't spoken with Winegardner and told Seriously, can we really splithairslilce a CN reponer that he "had no intention" of doing so. This lack of courtesy that? Shouldn't someone, in this case Fr. Lavelle, hold faculty members and per is in overwhelmingly poor taste. Don't University faculty members de @Ziid sons involved in universit -s nsored serve the right to feel secure that their academic freedom will be protected Nrwfi--.---Elizabeth McDonald, Editor and that they will not be publicly intimidated by their own president? The Carroll News ...... John R. Thome, Editor Editorial ...... -Tara Schmidtke, Editor Mark Schreiner Forwm.-...... - ....-Nora Mackin, Editor Information first, discussion second Editor-in-<:hief ...... Jm Williams, Editor We cherish the role of a newspaper in providing an open and spirited PJ Hruschak IWorl4 Virw ....._ .. _,.Stephanie SWiin · letters to the editor ' · . Union meeting creates gripe with the IXY's, and therefore was supported IXY at the su meeting, espe- hood of Iota Chi Upsilon by removing the COntroversy in the rankS attempting to punish the fraternity. As a cially alumni Tim Roche and John Roper, provision of Homecoming. senior who has attended his fair share of and Fr. Bulcala, a man who has dedicated The reasoning behind this was that one To the Editor: Union meetings, I do not recall ever seeing his life to this university. year ( 1992) they had internal problems and I would like to address the presence and Bukala at a meeting. I do not understand Lance Hart. Paul Jordan were not able to plan the Homecoming the opinions of Father Bukala at the March from where the basis for this attack comes. Iota Chi Upsilon festivities. 23 Student Union meeting. In addition, if I were to attend a Faculty At the meeting a lot was said for and First of all, I do believe and respect the Forum meeting, I would show more respect against the bill by all involved. lllere was a right of Bukala to be at the meeting and to for the chairperson of that meeting than large amount of support from other Greeks state his opinions. However, this right car- Bukala showed for our chairperson. To the Editor: m the IXYs' defense. rieswith itnoadditionalprivilegesorrights We respect Bukala's right to speak, he I attended the three and a half hour My grievance was that on such an im- above the average John Carroll student should respect our right to govern justly Student Union meeting of March 23, and I portant bill, very little time was given to the When a student from Iota Chi Upsilon and independently. I believe Bukala owes would like to comment on the great support IXY s' defense. was denied the right to speak from the Kangas an apology for his inappropriate- that Iota Chi Upsilon received. Upon voting for an amendment to put podium by President Phil Kangas, Kangas ness and rudeness. Among thosesupponers was Fr. BuJcala, the Homecoming responsibility back into was acting in accordance with his right as Mike Naypauer a member of the Board of Trustees, who the IXY charter, the final vote came out as chairperson of the meeting. Class of 1993 presented a moving speech. 12 (for) -9 (against) -3 (abstaining) which HadKangasallowed Bukalatherightto Personally, I felt that the IXYs' came fellshort of the two-thirdsvotedneededfor speak from the podium, Kangas would against many biased members of the Stu- passage. have been placing the rights of a Jesuit and dent Union members and Senators. AJso the vote was done by secret ballot, a faculty member above those of a student. To the Editor: One of the Student Union members thereby precluding members of the IXY's The Student Union serves the students We are outraged about the personal at- pa.ssedoutlettel'Stoallsenatorsinopposition from finding out why this decision was and its members are the students of the tackonRev.C.R.Bulcala,S.J.attheMarch to the iXYs'which states that"Due totheir made. school. Bukala is an outsider to the Student 23 Student Union meeting. Both his char- neglect fulfilling many of their services, we Tradition is a wonderful thing. It it the Union, and therefore deserves no addi- acter and integrity as a faculty and board of have decided to pull a few from their charter fabric which binds an organization together. tiona! rights which a member of the Union trustee member of John Carroll University on which they are strongly against" By removing Homecoming from the would not receive. were unfairly defamed. The battle for the Homecoming charter charter, the Student Union would tear apart Bulcala took offense at being denied a A student remarked that Bukala could appears more personal than justified. For 25 years of tradition-loyal service to the special privilege. This offended me as both possibly influence a senator's vote on the the past 25 years, the IXYs' have run home- school.We are all human, prone to making a student and as a former committee chair- basis that he is a professor in the Philosophy coming without any problems. Why should mist.alces, and one mistake is no reason to person. I feel Bukala believed that his Je- Department, as a distributor of grades. one screw up cause this tradition to end? destroy the tradition. suit standing put him ahead of members of Senators were able to vote for the Iota The IXY s' deserve a second chance more In fact, I know the IXY's have already the Union. Chi Upsilon charter revision in secrecy. than anyone. begun working on next year's Homecom- lnstead, he should have showed respect Therefore, no senator's grades could pos- Mary Racila ing festivities. to Kangas for being given the opportunity sibly have been placed in jeopardy. Class of 1996 I challenge all members of the John to address the Union. I also resent his Thisirrationalandunsubstantiatedattack Carroll community to write the Student opinions asserting that the Union was not against a Jesuit priest was inappropriate, To the Editor. Union senators in support of the Broth- acting in an objective manner. He in- unacceptable and in very poor taste. On March 23 the Student Union at- erhood of Iota Chi Upsilon. __ si_n_u a_t_~_ili_a_t _ili_e_u_n_io_n_h_a_d_a_p_e_n_o_n a_l w_e_w_o_ul_d_hl_._e_to_th_d_d_th_oo_e_w_h_o_te_m~~~ed~to_al_~~rthe c~~~~~ ThBrotherhood~ ~~~k of lota Phi Theta r .------~~~~~--~~-~ It's neither too early nor too late to think about. .. 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'Bullets of insult flew' 'Apathy did not strike again' listened to. Jonathan Petrus Hopefully, these students will attend aoss of 1996 I thought that it was the Review Com· aoss of 1994 more meetings and raise more discussion. I went to the Student Union meeting on mittee that brought this bill to the students In the John Carroll University Student The Union is the voice of the students. If, Marcb23, 1993 toexpressanopinion about attention, apparently I was mistaken. Union handbook. on the fifth page, the for whatever reason, their voices go un the recent bill on the floor regarding the Accordingtotheannosphereoftheroom, philosophy of the student government is heard, then the students are being misrepre fraternity of Iota Chi Upsilon. I also went it was Moe that was causing this great revealed. sented. tofinallybecome~~~~~~~~~~~~=~~ dissension. It states: "ev- ======~ By no means, involved in the I was left ask- ery student in the however, do I Student Union ing 'where was the University is a suggest it is which I feel is The meeting became a committee?' member of the The Union is a two-way solely the sena- important to stu- The speakers student Union. tors' responsi- dent life at John forum for attacking thatspokewere,at From this founda- Street Which attemptS tO bilities to reach lion derives the their constitu- Carroll. students and least in my opin- 1 was ap- ion, ill-man- traditional right to Serve the StudentS, not ency. The Union palledbymyex- organizations nered and in- discuss and to work against them is a mutual perience at that crediblyrude. The speakoutonissues agreement of all meeting. meeting became a facing the Student students with In the begin forum for attack- Union and Uni- ~======~~~~~=~~their class offi Ding of the meeting I felt comfortable ing students and organizations, not a versity committees." cials. The Union is a two-way street which and I felt that t.he issues being dis meeting for improvement or compro During the last Student Union meeting, attempts to serve the students, not work cussed were important. I was also im mise. I was so sickened by the actions this philosophy was questioned by the against them. pressed by the organization of the meeting of all present that an hour and a half into Union's constituents. Senator's have the obligation to obtain and the way that our president handled the meeting I stood up and left In the past three years that I have at- their peers' responses. Students also have himself. Perhaps the most surprising aspect of tended these 5:15 meetings, it might have an obligation to reach out to their senators Then, outof absolutely nowhere, bullets this all was that I had spoken to some been one of the most attended by JCU with concerns, comments and suggestions. ofinsult began flying and I felt as ifI was in senators (those who supposedly repre students. Together the two will work in cooperation a war. sent us), and they had some ideas about This increase in attendance might have to achieve the Union's stated philosophy. I felt as though I had to take a position of how to handle the situation. The ideas been a result of the Review Committee's I was very pleased to see the support eitber''pro Moe" or"antiMoe." Neither of were good ones. charter revision of several organizations. among Greek organizations on behalf of those sides were mine. My desire was for However, I saw no hope that they would Not only were the organizations' mem- the IXY s'. If Greek organizations united, the Union to work together to find some be heard and that upset me to a point that I bers present, support was also rallied by together they could accomplish more and sort of compromise. realized that I no longer wished to speak. other Carroll students. This support esca- serve theJCU community more effectively. What was the topic of this meeting? I walked out into the open campus with lated into a heated discussion of one of the Not only was there unity among the That was a question that I asked for quite a sickened outlook on our great Student charters in question, Iota Chi Upsilon. Greek organizations, there was a step taken some time during the meeting and after I Union and the students at this particular This meeting was the mode by which to forming a closer relationship between had kft the meeting. meeting. I do not advocate either side students grasped their beliefs and presented the Union and Greek organizations. Coop I went to say that there was a way 10 anymore. dissatisfaction with the Review Commit- eration among everyone is the key. work this wholemuddJedmessout,andyet, I do not blame either Moe or the frater tees suggestions. 'The Student Union should not be a con- I felt that if I did not insul t eilher the nity !hat I could not spealc. As a senator, I feel this type of support test, but a com ination of both sides to I • or Moe, !hen I would not be But, then again, it does not matter what toward the IXY's is commendable. This reach a common goal: to serve the John those involved had to say about what shows that apathy did not strike again. CarroUs rudents. I The Carroll News welcomes I "''", au actually happened because there were Prior to the meeting, students learned truly feel those who disagreed with the the editor. as it is our way of knowing what would be discussed and came to make Review Committee were heard by the sena what you like or dislike about the , so many others willing to throw out their newspaper, the campus, or in general. opinions and insults. I never even heard the a difference. I may not personally agree tors. After listening, the senators We ask that the letters be submitted parties at hand speak. withlhesedifferences,buttheirvoiceswere reached an agreement to begin re by 12;00 p.m. Monday, in The Carre)// I never heard from Moe and heard little heard and taken seriously. solving disputes. Granted, this meeting News office, to ensure their ' from the fraternity, and the committee In my eyes, the discussion slarted to was only the start. It takes students who publication. We reserve the the right seemed to be absenL bridge the gap between those who, usually were involved in the past and new students to edit letters for clarity or space ; It didn' t matter that the committee was attend Unior. meetings and those who, for to bridge the gap. considerations. Letters must be i not's heard from because they no longer whatever reason, do not attend on a regular I quote the Prayer of the John Carroll signed and accompanied by your 1 were the issue, and neither was the bill. basis, or at all. Student which fits in the discussion effec- phone number. No anonymous letters will be accepted. Letters After that little taste of a Student Union These students have taken lhe fl!St step lively: "May the university be a better place become property of The Carroi/Ne 1 s. meeting, I was too disappointed and con· to achieve a more unified relationship with because we are all here, working together. fused to even ask. those who represent them. Amen." 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Assistant for two years, has be named due to the request of "I was very baPf>y'Witb t.be worked on theJCU Haunted House the F J. O'Neill Charitable Foun- O'Malley naming beca~ Tom for three years, and this past year dation, which contributed an un and I are good friends," said was chairperson. As part of the dence Assistant two years. She ShehasworkedwithProjectGold, precedended $10 million to the Lavelle. Haunted House, he worked as a was the Reunion Weekend Head MealsonWhoels,andvolunteered university last December. Steve O'Neill, who died in tutorforinnercity school children Clerkforone year. She has served on an Indian Reservation. Gnu Hall will be renamed 1983, established the O'Neill his sophomore year. He also was as the CN Profiles Editor for two ..I am honored that I was nomi Campion Hall during Parent's foundation and left his. wife Homecoming co-chairperson years. She is currently the Irish nated for the Beaudry Award. let Weekend next semester, after Nancy, his nephew Hugh Campion School in Wisconsin, O'Neill, and Rev: Ned Joyce of where thelateFJ. (Steve) O'Neill Notre Dame as trustee$. ..The l:itli~;"riiin c;~t;;;s;ao/;p~~k'; Trr;. auended both high school and whole family was intertwined college. with John CarroJL" said Lavelle. School of Business University President Michael O'Neill, who was taught by Elizabeth McDonald Charge of People's Republic of Johnson also mentioned some Lavelle, S J .• said memorabilia tbeJesuitsatl.oyola High School News Editor China Affairs, and a Pearson Fel ofthe strengths ofLithuania "The from Campion would be placed in Cleveland as well as at Cam Darryl Norman Johnson, low in the Office of Senator things investorS would look for in the hall and it would become pion, "was very interested in J e United States Ambassador to Claiborne Pen (0-RI). that Lithuania has are talented an archive for the school suit education," said Lavelle. Lithuania, and his wife Kathleen In his tallc, which occurred in people,goodgeography,androOlS The future Communication/ Steve O'Neill. along with his visited the School of Business at the dean's conference room, first, to the east," said Johnson. Arts Building will benamed upon two brotbers,founded Leaseway John Carroll University to speak Johnson offered some insight into Johnson also addressed ques completion the Thomas P. Transportation Corporation and on the current situation in the business climate there. This tions from the small audience, O'MaJleyCenter. TheCenter will latec owned the Cleveland Indi Lithuania. included his opinion on how it which included everything from be named after former President ans major-league baseball team. Johnson was in Oeveland on could improve. He said it is neces the recent withdrawal of troops Thomas O'Malley who is cur In 1978, be was awarded the Tuesday, Mar. 23, in honor of the sary that a stable system of laws from the country to the state of rently the President of Loyola University's Benedict Rodman one year anniversary ofLithuanian be created, in which an element of business privatization within the Marymount University in Los Award for his achievements in independence. predictability is vital. He also said country. Angeles, CA. Lavelle said he business and philanthropy. Johnson joined the Foreign that a standard system ofcurrency One thing Johnson particularly Service in 1965, after serving as a is important, as the value has dete stressed was the fact that the Union: Motion to put charter before Peace Corps volunteer in Thai riorated considerably, especially economy in Lithuania will be good land. His service career has ex in the past few months. Last, he for businesses of the west, and Review Committee passes tended to countries including emphasized that "a stable institu probably soon. "The economy continued from page 1 tinue to do so in the future," said Bombay, Hong Kong, Moscow, tion or framework in which busi will certainly open up more (to the threedccadesthishashappened." sophomore member Paul Jordan. and others. AdditionaUy, he has ness can be done" is necessary for west] because it has to," said said Donovan. "Homecoming is In general, members of the fra. held positions such as Officer In future success. Johnson. as important to us as it is to the temity seemed happy with this whole student body." result. "We're looking forward to Whentheydidvoteonwhether l.be Review COnuniuee's coop topassthebill,itfailed.Itwasthen eration and coming to an agree proposed that the charter be sent ment We wanttoendtheanimos back to the Review Committee, ity and hostility between Greek inthehopethatsomecompromise organizations and the SU that has couldbebetweentheorganization occurred to this point," said Han. and the SU. This motion passed. Other bills passed included re- "It seems to me that if the SU vising charters of the Accounting and Iota Chi Upsilon work to- Association and the IPTs, and a gether, as they have in the past, bill in which the SU would absorb 0 the two organizations could con- the costs of Carrollpalooza. Q. Asbestos: Safety remains in question Q. continued from page 1 health departments," said Gannon. rial and an air machine used to Cleveland Asbestosis licensed C) create "negative pressure." In this by the Ohio DepartmentofHealth. process, the air pressure in the According to King, the site passed ..,-· removal area is lowered relative inspection byofficialsonMar.l2. to pressure outside the contain Martin King, Program Admin - ment area, said several sources. istrator for the Indoor Environ The work area was considered mental Management office of the 0 safe, because "any particles that Ohio Deparunent of Health, the c::: get near the entry points would be agency that inspects removal sites, ... blown back in," said King. told the CN, "While building This safety assurance was owners are not required to inform echoed by Joe Warner, Associate building occupants beyond what's Regional Director of the Occupa in the regulations, we do recom tional Safety and Hazards Ad mend they make an effort" ministration [OSHA], "Ifnegative pressure was used, it should have Playboy eliminated the hazards." + 3 More exciting bands! Safety regulations require that continued from page 1 "the air [in the containment area] It appears Winegardner's story has got to be cleaner than up [at and ensuing media coverage [f [J street level]," said King. sparked more readers than usual [}={] ® ~ ~ w [}={] @ (1!] (1!] [TI) @ SomeJCU employees, whore on campus. One faculty member quested anonymity, expressed said he recently observed copies lJ[f@ITlTI) ® ~@@~ll@ ~@@ concern and wished they had been ofW inegardner' s article on several notified of the project secretaries desks as their lunch In fact, JCU has been remov time reading material. ing asbestos from the campus for The story produced other ob April '1 6~ '1 993 the last lOyears,accordingtoTom servations. Said Brenda Wirkus, Gannon, Director for Construc associate professor ofphilosophy, tion Operations for the University. "I think there is room in the univer 6:00pm in The Varsity Gym "Everybody involved has been sity setting for all voices. I don't certified by state, city, and county think it's good to single one out" • • • Sponsored by The Student Union • • • Page6 WORLD VIEW The Carroll News, March 25, 1993 Somalia History and politics form Somalia 1840 Colonized by British Elizabeth Raffaele and the relationship of this cnsis Arguably, according toRivage Rather than accept Aidid's Wor1d View Wrtter to the New World Order. Seul, concern for Somalia and rule, Western powers appointed a Suez Canal Act 1859..69 John Carroll students Jeff Somalia is located on the hom restoration of"order" was not only more adaptable president, Bwte and Mary Kate Lyons com- ofAfrica below Saudi Arabia near humanitarian. Mahdi. These three main 1889 Italy lakes over mented that Dr. Michael Rivage- acanalwhichcarriesl5pezcentofthe Ultimately, the interest is the armies were then fighting for Seul's class-style lecture on the wald'soil. Rivage- Seuldiscussed oil. He mentioned anti-national control of Somalia. 1939-45 World Warn Somalian crisis last Thursday at the imJXli130Ce of the region in his istic sentiment, strategic location, Rivage-Seul lays part of the 7:30p.m. wasbothinterestingand article "Somalia 101: What even public relations and humanitarian blame for the situation in Somalia 1950-60 Italy prepared infonnative. In fact Lyons added, freshmen koow about famine." concerns as other possible expla with the media. Newspapers, Somalia for lndependance "it's a shame there weren't more Rivage-Seul said the regional- nations for the U.S. deployment magazines and television broad students here to partake in it" ways has interested Western of troops. casts speak of warlords, tribalism 1960s U.S. develope the Rivage-Seul, professor of reli- powers like Great Britain, Italy, Rivage-Seul explained the hu and chaos. Deep Water Port gion and general studies of Berea the fonner Soviet Union and the man factors as well. The clan el The main "warlords," however, College, Berea Kentucky, teaches United States. For example, on ders comprise the "seed of real are creations of the West and en 1969 Somalia turns to a freshman seminar on World the Somalian coast is an Amen political power" according to able all parties concemed to ignore Socialism under Barre Hunger. He discussed the signifi- can deep water port built to ac Rivage-Seul. There is no single Somalia's real leadership. cance of history and geography of commodate American oil tankers head of state to negotiate with. Rivage-Seul said that the prob 1977 Ogaden War: the region, the people involved, and warships. The clan chieftains have never lem in Somalia is an old one. It has Somalia vs. Ethiopia accepted Western values or the all the elements that constantly Parliament houses Yeltsin's foe idea of nation-states. Tnoal heads are seen in crises throughout the 1980 U.S. arms for RDF Ken Fireman Yeltsin decisively in two recent are motivated by a religious Third World: Western colonial e 1993. Newsdoy confrontations. worldview and commitment, ism, Third World experimenta MOSCOW- Thirteen months At a December meeting of the preventing cooperation with tion with socialism and the rush 1988 Ethiopia and ago, during a meeting with local country's supreme national legis capitalism. to solutions favorable to the West Somalia cease hostilities officials in SL Petersburg, Ruslan lature, the Congress of People's The three rivaling warlords in by force of arms. Khasbulatov was asked why he Deputies, the Khasbulatov-led Somalia are General Mohamed His freshmen's research sug 1989 Farah Aideed frequently criticized the Russian majority forced Yeltsin to dump Farrah Aidid (nationalist), Ali gests consulting Somalians, in instituteS civil war government but never its head, the architect of his economic re Mahdi Mohamed (free marketeer) cluding clan leaders in any peace President Boris N. Yeltsin. fonns, Yegor Gaidar. This month and Siad Barre (U.S. Cold War conference and encouraging all 1991 Jan. Barre flees "First, because of the sense of the congress canceled an earlier client). countries in the Hom of Africa to Mogadishu honor and conscience toward the truce with the president, whittled Barre, a former socialist and implement their own "food first" man who nominated me to the away at his authority and called dictator, abused his power. To policies to feed their own people 19911ntemational post of the parliament's chief," off a referendum Yeltsin had justify continued U.S. support, before growing crops for export. Conference: Ali Mahdi K.hasbulatov answered, according sought to deflne the country's members of Congress persuaded president to the Russian news agency !tar power structure. Barre to release some political Information for this article Tass. The anti-Yeltsin forces are a prisoners. In the end, Aidid, one also came from an article by Dr. 1991 Spring Three sided "Another point, no less im mixed bag of unreconstructed of Barre's followers, opposed his Rivage-Seul in the National Catholic Reporter wru- (Barre, Aideed, portant - the equilibrium, al communists, xenophobic nation fanner boss and deposed him. Mahdi) though delicate, that exists in so alists and directors of state-owned ciety is based exactly on the high industrial enterprises. All despise Women form r.subctJiture' 1991~~ ~ltbority of the president and Yeltsin, but for different reasons troops to deliver food. parliament,.. hecontinued ...lfthey -the communists for his role in .... ;-in ·' : Eg~~tian .VQrisor1s .. ,. Operation "Restore Hope." begin to shake loose this interac ousting their party from power, Klm Murphy . · him and I told him.· .. Divorce tion by mutual reproaches, all will the nationalists for the part he -::e>~199=:-3-:-. L.;;..o""s An~g-el-:-es-=-Tim-es__ ..:... me.' He told me, ' If you want a collapse." played in breaking up the Soviet CAIRO, Egypt - At the divorce, l will give you a di· That was then. This is how Union, and the enterprise directors Kanater Women's Prison north vorce. But this apartment is not Khasbulatov talks about his fonner for his economic reforms that of Cairo, an estimated yours,thisfumitureisnotyours, NOBODY benefactor now: He exhibits strike at their power. 1,100 womencladinwhitebeadscarves and you can't have the children KNOWS "manifestations of dictatorship," Despite his place at the head of and long white robes called gal- either.lf you want to go, you go Llll . is "genetically linked with Bol the anti-Yeltsin camp, abiyas care for their young chil- just as you are. • DOMINO'S. shevism," has a "pathological as K.hasbulatov does not fit neatly How bJ Uke Plz:za Al Home. dren, bang laundry on the prison One night when he brpught a piration to destroy the legislative into any of its main factions. That rooftops and chop tomatoes and woman home and began smQk. power" and, if all those political lack of an obvious philosophical onions for prison meals. 'There ing hashish .in his water pipe Call us for sins weren't bad enough, "is ac motivation leads many critics to the "husband killers" fonn a with her, GQmaa said, "l was customed to living in comfort" suggest that his actions are the best distinctive group. Oft.en shunned close to e:~tploding. I was boiling Today K.hasbulatov is Yeltsin' s prompted by a raw lust for power. by their families, usually Jmide. I got up and grabbed him adversary in a power struggle that K.hasbulatov strongly denies they pizza in town! receive few visitors. by bis clothes and shook birn, has deadlocked Russia's govern that he is seeking to engineer a Wahiba Wabba Gomaa, 39, but of course be's a man, he's ment, polarized its politics and communist restoration, as Yeltsin sits the warden's office and stronger than me. He beat me. 381-5555 triggezed fears in Western capitals charged last week, and says he ii1 clutches a t.IDy gold heart strung 'Ibt ,.woinan left then, and be that the country may tum sharply only wants to modify and soften 1 982 Warrensvil to the right or plunge into chaos. the government •s drive to create a onablaclcnObonatoondhenteck went to sleep. And I made a Her-eyes are rimmed in kohl; her decision. that living with him any The 50-year-old, acerbic, pipe market economy in Russia. He Center Road red nail polish is chipped. longer was out of the question. smoking former economics pro accuses the president, western Tears begin flowing down her cheeks "I waited. until he was com fessor, who stood with Yeltsin leaders and foreign and domestic as she recalls how her Jmsband a pletely asleep. He was drunk; against hardliners during the 1991 news media of collaborating 1 so man she once adored, began he slept soundly. 1 went out to communist coup attemptand other in a calculated campaign to Two Small bringing home prostitutes and the garden and l got a hoe. I battles, now heads a parliamen smear him and the legislature beatingherwbenshecomplained went in and I hit him with it tary coalition that has bested as anti-reform. Pizzas Turning to her family was not on the bead. an option: They had never for- fie started making a loud 2 Toppings given her for leaving an arranged noise,like snoring. The children marriage with a much older man were asleep and I didn't want to to wed her second husband. an wake them up, sol dragged him $795 employee of the national social to the ·bathroom. He was still STUDENT insurance department in Alexan- alive. l got a can of gasoline, No coupon 0Yc dria. The police were not an op- spilled it on him and set him 20 0 DISCOUNT tion: when she would complain on fire. necessary. WE'RE SETIING THE TRENDS ofthe beatings, they would either ,, Gomaa, who is serving a 25- 0I N0 pA l MI [ RI OTHERS WILL FOLLOW... arrest him overnight. which year prison tenn atKanater,said MUST SHOW STUDENT 1.0. REGUlAR PRICE simplyunleashedhisfuryfunher, she woke up the children and salon SERVICES ONLY. CALL FOR AN APPOlNTMENT WITH or fme bim, which penalized the took them with her to the police ONE OF OUR SELECT STYLISTS. whole family. station. "I went to the officer and CEDAR & GREEN 381·7773 "The man at the police station gave him the keys to the house was helpful;'but he said, 'What. and I said. 'Go see what hap SOLON 248·8810 else can I do?' Going to the po- pened .now;'! came to you many GREAT LAKES MALL 255-4888 lice was two problems inste.ad of tinles {or help. s~ what hip one," she said. "l sat do,wri· with pened no)V. • " ex is a uniquely wonderful part of life, but it is not without its -- responsibilities. That it carries the power o crea e life has been understood, but perhaps not properly respected. Now that sex carries also the power to destroy life, we must look at sex with a new awareness and engage in sex only after CERVICAL CAP mature consideration and in a responsible way. An excerpt from the book The cervical cap is a small, deep rubber cup How to Persuade Your Lover to Use a Condom ... And Why You Should with a fliOl but flexible rim around the open end thatresemblesalargerubberthimble.Itfitsclosely They could be considered the smallest tools in the When you engage in sexual relationships, you are over the cervix and the Os, the cervical opening. It world's biggest revolution - contraceptives. By giving exposed not only to your present partner, but to your is held in place by suction and can or cannot be people control over whether or when to have children, partner's possible past sexual history. used with a spennicidal cream or jelly. birth control methods have produced a variety of social, According to the Ohio Department of Health, "One in An advantage the cervical cap has over the pol~ical, religious, and economic explosions. four of the people in Ohio with AIDS are now in their diaphragm is that it can be inserted hours before At the height of the AIDS epidemic, pregnancy is now twenties." There are many ways to prevent unwanted ina.ercourse and can be left in place for a longer only part of the controversy surrounding contraception. pregnancies and the spread of the Human Immunodefi period of time afterward as well. The decisions one makes in his/her sexual relationships ciency Virus (HIV), the virus that causes AIDS, as well as The only cap available in the United States is can very easily alter the future. The situation is compli other sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). the Prentif cap and it is made in four different cated when sexual decisions conflict with ctl.Jrthtecdling. The total number of AIDS cases in the U.S. as of sizes. Because women's anatomy varies greatly, Currently, the church holds that sexual intercourse December, 1992 is 253,448. Of that. 171,890 have died 20 percent of women cannot get a good fit. outside of marriage is contradictory to Catholic teaching of complications due to AIDS. There are 10 ,528 people and appropriate only for unity and procreation. At issue living with AIDS that make up the 13-24 age bracket. EFFECTIVENESS is the fact that contraception provides choices. Recog For sexually active people, no methods exist that During the first year of use there is an 8-19 nizing this, the next two pages provide a thorough absolutely guarantee the protection against pregnancy or discussion and analysis of those choices. disease. At one extreme, a person who abstains is prac percent failure rate. Failure rate increases to 20-25 Contraception has even figured in discussions about ticing birth control and disease prevention in its most percent in women under 30 who have sexual women's social and economic roles as over half of the effective form. However, for the sexually active, some intercourse four or more times a weelc. To protect nation's mothers work outside of the home. methods can be effective if used carefully and according against pregnancy and disease, the cap must be Sexuality education is a lifelong process. Creating to instructions and for every act of sexual intercourse. worn for every act of intercourse outside of intimate relationships is not simply a way to enrich our Various methods of birth control function at different menstruation. lives, but also the foundation of our identities as whole points in the reproductive process. They will do one of The cervical cap can become dislodged if it is adult people. three things: prevertthesperm and egg from meeting in the inserted incorrectly or doesn't fit securely. We need to make a conscious and continuous effort fallopian tubes, suppress ovulation, or create an envi There is a theoretical risk of Toxic Shock to articulate what we really want in intimate relationships. ronment not colliJcive to fertilization and/or irJl)lantation. Syndrome (TSS) if the cap is worn for more than We need to learn to experience our sexuality without Natural forms of birth control do not involve any kind of 72 hours although no documented cases exist judging it and to accept it as a part of ourselves. artificial intervention; no mechanical devices, no medica Everyone is sexual - young and old, married or tion, or any "outside of the body" means of prevention. COST single, sexually active or not, heterosexual or homo These methods include withdrawal and what is known as The cervical cap costs between $30-40. A sexual. Sexual feelings cannot be ignored. natural family planning or fertility awareness. Although medical examination is needed to fit the cap and "You have to view sexual conduct in the context of natural methods can prevent pregnancy, they do not the FDA reqwres a Pap teSt prior to fitting and relationships,• said Fr. Greg Fedor In an interview with prevent the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases. three months after. The preliminary pelvic exam, the CN. Fedor is the assistant principal at Cardinal Other contraceptives, known as the barrier methods, Mooney High School in Youngstown, Ohio. aid in the prevention of STOs: the condom, diaphragm, Pap test, and fitting procedure will cost another Choosing the right birth control is the responsibility of cervical cap, contraceptive sponge, and intrauterine de $50-100. 0:£:- both men and women. There is no perfect method of birth vice (IUD). The birth control pill is an artificial birth control S.• pages 8 and 9 for s furthM control, so there is always a compromise. Safety and method but does not aid in the transmission of disease. listing of contrset~ptlv• d•vJCBs. .. ·····~,. effectiveness should be the most important factors. Protection begins with education. CONTRACEPTIVES: 0 0 ,..,._ PREVENTING c-- (;)------LIFE & DEATH c------@) Though it is stronger than rubber varieties, it is slightly more porous than latex, but that does not should be left in place for six hours and gently pulled out of the vagina by the attached ribbon, much like a affect the ability to prevent pregnancy because tampon. Occasionally women have problems re sperm are larger than the pores. However, organ moving lhe sponge. If it cannot be removed, or it isms such as mv and hepatitis B can pass through breaks into pieces, call a doctor or clinician for the pores of a skin condom; therefore, the FDA removal. If a doctor or clinician is not available, go (Food and Drug Administration) does not pennit to a hospital emergency room. The sponge should them to be labeled as prevention against STD remain in the vagina forno longer than 30 hours total. s. Thelatexcondom isthemosteffectiveofthe Detailed instructions for correct use are included in barrier methods in preventing the spread of STDs. the package with the sponge. EFFECTIVENESS EFFECTIVENESS The failure rate of condoms is 4-14 percent. The lowest fll'St year failure rate for typical users The only two reasons why condoms fail are ~ is 14 percent of women who have never had a baby CONDOM cause of human error or because the condom is and 28 percent for women who have given birth defective. Though condoms can break, only in a .CONTRACEPTIVE once. The high rate of failure is due to incorrectly INTRAUTERINE The condom is a soft sheath that fits over the rare case; one in 160. They are only effective if a following directions and not using in all acts of , penis and is made of rubber latex or treated ani mal new one is used with every act of sexual inter SPONGE sexual intercourse. It is not recommended for women DEVICE. (IUD) who have given birth because pregnancy and delivery tissue that is very thin, strong, and flexible. The course and if used correctly. menstruation stretch the vaginal canal and the cervix. ovulation condom collects semen before, during, and after Condoms can be used with lubricants which The contraceptive sponge is a round sponge with A 28-day menstrual cycle is considered a "regular" cycle. The ovarian cycle, shown furthest above, The presence of spermicide and the fact that it IUDs are small devices made of plastic that con ejaculation and keeps semen from entering the help to keep it from tearing. Only water-based a deep indentation on one side and looks like a small indicates the release of the egg. In the temperature changes, shown in middle, the black dots indicate provides a barrier between the cervix and the penis tain a hormone or copper. A doctor or clinician will vagina, anus, or mouth, and _JrOtectS against organ lubricants should be used such as KY-jelly and donut and is placed high in the vagina over the cervix. fertile days. The endometrial changes, as shown at bottom, Indicate changes in the uterine lining. can protect against STDs. decide which is the right type for each woman and It contains the spermicide Nonoxyl-9 which slowly isms that cause syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea. and~ those with spennicides, preferably Nonoxyl-9. inserts it into her uterus. IUDs usually prevent im determining when she may or may not be ovulat disperses over the cervix and upper vagina for up to STDs. Oil-based lubricants should not be used because COST p Ian tation. NATURAL FAMILY ing. The main problem with this method is deter Most condoms measure between seven and they break down the condom. 30 hours. Insertion is often done during menstruation because mining exactly when ovulation occurs. It depends The contraceptive sponge is sold in drug stores in eight inches in length and approximately two The sponge is available in one size, 2 and 1/4 the opening of the cervix is softer. Insertion may be on whether or not a woman has a regular menstrual inches in diameter and 3/4 inches thick. It fits most packages of 3, 6, and 12 for approximately $5, $9, PLANNING inches in diameter. Because there is little variation COST somewhat painful, like bad menstrual cramps. A cycle. When ovulating, a woman will experience women who have never been pregnant and is avail and $15 respectively. It is not required to see a doctor a slight temperature increase, but she should not in the sizes of men's erect penises, an exact fit is Condoms are inexpensive and can be bought string on the run hangs down through the cervix into able in drug stores. or have an examination to be fitted for the contra- Natural Family Planning, also referred to as mistake a fever due to illness for ovulation. not importanL The open end of a condom has a without a prescription or medical exam. Latex the vagina. Women should feel for the string peri It can be inserted many hours beforehand and ceptive sponge. odically, especially after menstruation to ensure that the rhythm method, is abstaining from sexual A woman should begin by keeping a calendar rubber ring that makes it easy to put on and take condoms range from $3-18 a dozen, whereas skin intercourse during the time of ovulation. and record when her periods begin and end for off and helps to keep the condom in place. Some condoms are more expensive costing $2 each or ~------~ thenJDisinplace. several months. Ovulation occurs 8-15 days after there is more likely to be a 17-20 percent failure No one is absolutely sure how the IUD works. It is Ovulation: The Ovarian Cycle the last day of her period and those days should be times lhe enclosed end is made with a small exira up to $30 a dozen. An individual who tends to widely accepted that it causes a low-grade infection pouch, or reservoir, to hold ejaculated semen. forget to keep a supply ofcondoms on hand or one rate. The diaphragm's effectiveness depends di Ovulation is a process which prepares the body marked on the calendar. However, sperm can live rectly on how carefully and consistently it is used. in the uterus which causes the body's defense system for reproduction. Follicles, which are balls of in the vagina for possibly four or five days. Thus, Other than the latex condom, there is lhe skin who is inclined to skip using protection "just this The most common reason for failure is not using to produce a higher number of white cells in the cells containing an immature egg, will develop if a couple has intercourse on "safe" days, the condom made from part of a lamb's intestine. once" is not a good candidate for the condom. it with a spermicide. uterus. These cells destroy sperm and the fer into mature eggs. One of the layers of the follicle spenn could possibly live into the days of ovula Age and frequency of use affect the chance of tilized egg, should it arrive in the uterus. The secretes estrogen, and the maturing egg moves tion. As a result, several days before ovu\ation toward lhcsurfaceof lhe ovary. During ovulation, should be considered days of possible pregnancy failure as well. Women are most fertile in their IUD can also hinder the normal buildup of the HOW TO PROPERLY USE A CONDOM uterine lining. the follicle and the ovarian surface disintegrate, oc:cwring. Durins dbs dme 6wne of possible teenS and are at a greaur risk of pelvic inflamma allowing the release of the egg. H a woman be ovulation, the temperaUJre can be taken and if 1. Use a new condom for each sexual encoun the condom all the way to the baseoftheshaftoflhe tory disease. However. the pressure of the rim on comes pregnant, hormones produced by the empty there is a slight increase, the woman could be ter. Open the package carefully so as not to tear penis-down to the hair. H the condom does not the urethra and bladder may be a factor in the EFFECTIVENESS follicle, or corpus luteum help to maintain the ovulating. the condom. Do not use the condom if it is unroll properly, do not use it Throw itaway and use slight increase in the risk ofurinary tract infections. Failure rate for first year users is three percent It pregnancy. If pregnancy does not occur, the fol Though it is termed "natural family planning," punctured, tom, stiff, kept in a wallet or warm a new one. Cancer of the cervix is greatly reduced in women is possible that the run can fall out and pregnancy licle disintegrates. the rhythm method imposes rigid limitations on when a couple can or cannot have intercourse. place, or older than the expiration date. 5. After sex, pull penis out slowly and entirely who use thediaphmgmfaithfullyfocatleastfiveyears. occur. Couples practicing the rhythm method should 2. Put a condom on as soon as lhe penis is erect after ejaculation (coming) while penis is still erect It is important to never douche while wearing run users have a greater risk of infection in the Endometrial Changes The maturing follicle also produces estrogen have the guidance of a gynecologist or obstetri Move completely away before removing the a diaphragm. Douching washes away any protec fallopian tubes than non-users. Women who have (hard). Be certain that the roll-up ring is on the which causes the uterine lining to grow, thicken, cian, or the medical experts at a clinic. tive contraceptive creams and can force sperm up had pelvic infections, or who have had more than one outside. Leave space at the tip to hold the semen. condom. DIAPHRAGM form glands, and increase the blood supply. 3. Pinch the tip of the condom before rolling 6. Unroll the condom while the penis is erect, into the cervix. The diaphragm should be worn for partner, have a greater risk of infection. An infection at least six hours after sexual intercourse and not The ruptured follicle also makes progesterone EFFECTIVENESS down,making certain that there is a bit ofair in the making certain that the semen does not leak oul that remains untreated can be fatal. which causes the glands in the endometrium It is difficult to tell exactly how effective the tip of the condom. Throw away the used condom -do not reuse any The diaphragm is a shallow, dome-shaped more than 30 hours or it can cause Toxic Shock (uterine lining) to begin secreting embryo-nour rhythm method is because it is hard to determine 4. While pinching the tip of the condom, roll condom. rubber cap with a rim made of a fine flexible Syndrome(TSS).Spermicidaljellyorcreammust COST ishing substances. howmanycouplespracticeitfaithfully. Therhythm spring. It fits snugly and comfortably across the be inserted before each and every sexual act. method is used not just as a means to prevent IUDs are available only from doctors and clinics 1f conception does not occur, the corpus lu upper vagina and covers the entire cervix to pre teumproducesestrogenandprogesteroneforabout pregnancy, but also to aid a couple in trying to get vent sperm from getting into the uterus and COST where it is also inserted. A consent form is also twelve days. The level of estrogen and progester pregnant. Therefore, if pregnancy is the desired communications. "It is the only way we know that provided that contains detailed information about the fallopian tubes to fertilize an egg. The diaphragm itself costs between $12 and one levels off and the lining is no longernourished result, than it is effective as well. Generally there birth won't happen. It's not a method, it's an option." risks and benefiiS of the IUD. Before insertion, this and is shed (menstruation). is a 10-20 percent risk of an unwanted pregnancy ABSTINENCE The vagina flexes and changes shape during sex, $25. However, an int£mal examination by a phy form must be read, understood, and signed. The rhythm method involves recording when occurring. This method is only successful for those The Catholic church teaches a couple to determine thus, the diaphragm does not create a perfect seal. sician is necessary in order to ensure a good flt In order for it to be effective, it must be used with The exam, insertion, and the device itself range a woman's menstrual periods are and from that couples devoted to its effectiveness. 0 ~ The most effective form of birth control is not when their fertile and infertile periods are and it is the The medical and fitting exam can cost between a spermicidal jelly. An im}ntar'll functioo of the dia from $100-$600 by a doctor. having any kind of intercourse at all. The tradi choice of the couple whether or not to have inter $50 and $100. Spermicidal creams begin at $5. oz=- phragm ro spmnri~ clooe of tional church teaching enforces abstinence until course during the fertile periods of a cycle, according is hold the to the opening Learning how to insert the diaphragm is an one is in a monogamous relationship within the to Kaminisky. lhereNixoosperm cannot slip past it. The spermicide important partofits use. A woman should practice confines of marriage. "Sex is part ofbeing human," said the Fr. Gregory also offers a good protection again~t STDs. Ap many times before actually using it and should be uterus and the cervicalmWJS top:event cxn:eptiooandl EFFECTIVENESS The fll'St argument given in the minority report Fedor in an interview with the CN. Fedor is the as proximate! y two teaspoons ofcream orjelly should comfortable with iiS fit. or implantatioo. Failure rate during the first year for typical of the 1966 Papal Commission for the Study of sistant principal ofCardinal Mooney High School in be put insi~ rL the diaphragm bcfae ~ The diaphragm and its fit should be checked Thepill is one of the most effective reversible users is three percent Women who take the pill Itcanbeinsertedsixhoursbcforeintetcourseand Population, the Family and Birth is the "con Youngstown, Ohio. "And being celibate does not every 18 months. It should also be checked if the forms of birth control available in the U.S.lt must be correctly everyday have less than a one percent can remain in place for 24 hours after intercourse. chance of pregnancy occurring. stant and perennial" teaching of the church.lf malce someone more virtuous than another. But what user has lost or gained ten pounds or more, given taken as directed. Pill users should get into the habit ·of taking the pill at the same time everyday and will The birth control pill offers no protection against the church were to alter its position on this we do with our bodies shapes how we think. If we birth, had a miscarriage, abortion, or any surgery be protected as long as the pill is taken everyday. sexually transmitted diseases. issue, all "moral matters would be thrown enter into casual relationships, we treat people casu EFFECTIVENESS involving the reproductive organs. If there is any During the first year of use there is a 2-20 pain or discomfort at any time, use should be Pregnancy can occur any time a dose has been skipped into question," according to the report. ally. That choice does not reflect love and service to Women who use the pill experience less men COST percent failure rate. If it is not used consistently, discontinued and a physician consulted. 0 The report terms contraception as "evil ... be people in life." :=:.. strual flow, more regular periods, less premenstrual A prescription is needed to purchase the birth cause it changes an act which is naturally oriented As previously discussed, abstinence does not only tension, and less acne. The pill may also offer pro control pill at a drugstore or clinic. Special tests are pleasant climax at the moment of ejaculation. As the to procreation into an act which is oriented to the involve preventing pregnancy, but also preventing tection against noncancerous breast tumors and ovar sometimes necessary to determine any other con climax approaches, it is a natural instinct for the man mutual benefit of spouses." disease. Though the Catholic teaching encourages ian cysts, as well as ovarian and endometrcal cancers. ditions that a woman may have that can alter the EARLY to lhrust as deeply as possible. It is also difficult for According to Donna Marie Kaminsky, the abstinence in every case outside of marriage, with the Many women adjust to taking the pill with few or effectiveness of the pill. a man to know exactly when ejaculation will occur Diocese of Cleveland's Natural Family Planning spread of sexually transmitted diseases, among them no problems. S orne minor reactions that usual I y clear 1k001tof an exam by adoc&acanmtgefian$35- WITHDRAWAL making it almost impossible to withdraw in time to up after two or three months include breast tender 75. AmonthlypdcageofpillsOO!tbetween$5and$15. Coordinator, in the case of a married couple, the AIDS, the church sees abstinence as even more ejaculate. act of sexual intercourse has to preserve the necessary. BIRTH ness, nausea, vomiting, weight gain or loss, and spotting between periods. Special thanks to Julie Smith for help wilh eciting and unitive and procreative aspects of the mar Early withdrawal is a commonly used natural layout. Worl WANTA GREAT SUMMER JOB? ·Discount with FOR THE Work for College this ad LOOK Pro Painters In • Conveniently OFTODAY Cleveland Heights L.J!~~ Area. Earn best ~IWIII... IIIIIIillt.. located in Cedar PREGNANT? NEED HELP? ·TRIVELU'S ROFFLER AT RANDALL.. wages&benefits Center l 'PARK ANO ENTER- llEIWE.EM ean n MAY CO. & HIGBEE'S AT around. Call -FamilyHairStyting·- BIRTHRIGHT RANDAll PARK MALL II WALK IN OR CALL 13932 Cedar Road lakewood Eudd Parma Charles Kolin at Unlv. Hts., Ohio 44118 228-5998 731-6936 661-6400 581 6200 291-2865. 932-5410 Hotline: 1-8()().848·5683 - L---~~~~~~~--~ Page 14 SPORTS The Carroll News, March 25,1993 Softball and baseball wait or spring thaw Teams headed in different directions after southern roadtrips Brennan M. Lafferty Probable 1993 Probable 1993 The John Carroll University Sports Ecttor women's softball team is look The John Carroll University Carroll baseball Carroll softball ing to improve on their disap men's baseball team, returning pointing 0-7 start. from a successful Florida road starting lineups: starting lineups: Despite the slow stan for the trip in wl- 1ch the Blue Streaks Blue Streaks, the women are tall.cd a 4-3 record, looks tore looking forward to beginning sun.e play this week. CF Mark Zisk only their second season with a home field. But head coach Jerry CF Angela Stazzone Schweickert does not thi 'lk his The Streaks' home diamond crew will play at home until their LF Jeff Freeman RF Steve Sadowski is located behind Gnu Hall. April 3 game against Malone. LF Karen Seitz RF Becky Janosek The foul weather has effected JCU will play their home the women's diamond so badly, games behind Gnu Hall at re the Blue Strealcs are setting up a cently named Schweickert Field. possible game on Wasmer The probable lineup for the Field's artificial turf on Friday. 1993 Blue Streak baseball team SS Tim Nitsche 28 Brian Brown Notre Dame College may visit JCU this Friday afternoon. is as follows: SS Amy Jowett 28 Julie Pavolino The Dugouts: OF Joe Wieloeba 38 Kevin Fischer 1 8 John Macks DH Brian Mudry/ 38 Diana McDanel 1 8 Cindy Shumaker Dan Bainbridge The Bullpen The Bullpen IF Amy Burgess Pat Farrell Charise Brigee JF Kim Weldon Tim Boyle Michelle Mlynarski 0 OF Tracey Burger Matt Moeslein AI Pawlowski C Greg Fronk/ C Meg Nicholson/ DH Kristy Kelly Brian Snodgrass John Vrontos Alicia Paullin Indians' season of promise marred by fatal accident out enjoying some bass fishing, the team as a long reliever, suf James P. Cohill, Jr. To-day, the road all runners come, and more than likely, thinking fered multiple injuries and died Assistant Sport• Ecttor about the months of baseball early Tuesday morning after all The boys of swnmer have been Shoulder-high we bring you home, stretching out ahead of them. On nightsurguy. trying to rekindle their youth in their return home to see their wives Bob Ojeda, a 35-year-old free Florida and Arizona for more than And set you at your threshold down, and children, their boat struck a agent pitchea- projected to be sec a month. Townsman of a stiller town. dock and two of the pitchers were ond in the starting rotation. was in Optimism oozes with every "To an Athlete Dying Young'' killed. stable condition at press time. con1n1entary - A. E. Housman Twenty-seven-year-old Steve Without warning the boys of Olin, husband and father of three, summer received a humbling les pitch, with evuy swing of the bat. spring slowly coming out of its tragically tainted. ace reliever of the Indians, was son. All the cliches and all of the Every bat that hits a ball and long, winter slwnber. On Monday, a rare spring pronounced dead at the scene of trite phrases like, "it could have every ball that pops a catchers In Cleveland, a season of training day-off, three of the the accident been worse" or "there is a reason mitt sounds like the heartbeat of promise and optimism has been Cleveland Indians pitchers were Tim Crews, 31, trying to make why this happened" will not bring these players back to their fami lies. Players have learned that the Tht! story of a mother's courage and acceptance fountain of youth does not exist in of the truth about her.'dead son. Florida or in Arizona. No matter how healthy a player is, or how A tvartn wpnderful play l?y Nancy Kiefer that will touch your he9rt. .. . ., .. ,. many surgeries, or the number of pain killers one takes, an accident is never in the plans. The tragedy is not that the Indi ans have lost two pitchers, the real tragedy is that these men leave behind families who depended on them, financially and emotionally. The financial loss can be re placed, but the holidays, birthdays, and the everyday love that these men gave has been snatched from them like a home run caught just as the ball leaves the stadium fence. Baseball will survive, it has before. The Indians will find some pitchers to replace the ones they lost But the lesson of an athlete's Presented by Johtt Carrol~ Univet$ity lJepR-rtmettt of C~trimnni~n.tiom, J mortality will live with these 1 "youths" as they try to capture Kulas Audil~rium : • Ma1:ch ·, ~~~2?."April2,3 • 'S:QO p~«l:~· \•· ·<:-'<~• :~· their boyhood dreams. 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Good at Cedo• Rood location onl ..------Cbozd Tcmw:10, TO'L gain congressional support for a wond~·Incvcr heardofit"Billie Plerrot and Olympe look to the future lifting, illiterate tramp and herself to another character to multi-million dollar project, also bdieves that t.allc of the in "Butcher's Daughter." conveniently located near aNa Eastern Bloc is a discussion about education that eventually leads to keep pace with events, val base that may close. Billie pavement in Europe. her rocky political career. leaving gaps in persona. Olympe's Martin's bard is a refreshing sen au.ends high society functions, In another scene, Billie Although pioneering the evolution toward becoming the timent to the dark duo tales, with a ends up on National Public Ra teaches Senators and Cabinet struggle for women's rights in great female social reformist is perfect attitude to make the wary dio (NPR) and manages to em members how to remember the France, Olympe's story IS about like a poorly edited-for-televiSIOn laugh and want to pay au.ention to barrass everyone but herself. "interesting amendments" by Inanefforttolimittheamount putting them to the twelve days political freedom and escapmg the film, where scenes are missing the wildly confusing plot. of damage to his reputation, of Christmas. Much to the cha political and social shackles that and replaced by quick and shal Martin picks up where the rest Brock hires a tutor, investigative grin of Brock, the entire table keep women ignorant and in a low glimpses into Celeste's life. In of the play fails. reporter Paul Vcrrcll (Don John ends up singing" Say any crazy subservient place in society. either case, the audience is left to Also worth mentioning is son) to t.cach Billie the ins and thing you like" ," boo7..e will Celeste (Anney Giobbe), the fill in many ofthe~ where a story White as Nounou, the bitter but outs of D.C. high society. kill ya'" and "Don't rat on paraJJel story to Olympe's, is the should already exist loving nanny to Olympe and her Originally. Paul and Billie try yourself' in unison around the mentally disturbed only child of a Also distracting to the literary to fool the Washington elite with table. child, and as Celeste's grand a nun1bct of plinncd responses. Yesterday constantly entei differcnttypeofbutcher, the noto genius of the play is plot predict mother. Funny yet caring, White Eventually. she both falls in Jove tains, although some plot twists rious executioner (Fredrick ability and inappropriate staging. is fun to watch in both roles. with Paul and realizes she really arcprcdictablcandWlbelievable. Neumann) to France. The timid Granted, the French Revolution is "Daughter" is a dizzying tale wanL<; to learn. No one could be as stupid as Celeste lives a cloistered life of an now a historical event with suc of the parallel plights of Olympe, Yesterday keeps the audience Billie i~ supposed to be and tum executioner's daughter, having to cesses and failures recorded, but the first promenant French femi laughing throughout, giving their life around that quickly. flee the glares and rocks of fearful "Daughter" offers liule insight into nist revolutionary, and Celeste, Griffith, Goodman and Johnson Despite minor drawbacks, villagers, and able to marry only the plight of French female with a good chance to demonstrate Yesterday. is one of the most fun the lonely and troubled daughter their diversity as performers. and entertaining movies to hit within the family profession. few surprises with interaction be to the dark executioner to Paris. Despite his violent tcmpe.rand the silver screen in a long time. Celeste •s story. similar to tween Olympeand dePompignan, While lacking in character de Olympe's, is about one woman's as well as Celeste and her husband, velopment and story cohesiveness, Ange (Anthony Brown). there are glimmering moments of Giobbe's and Rohn's perfor acting genius by Giobbe, ~ Pounding Metal Numb With a Hammerbox mances are to be commended. Neumann, White,Rohn,andMar PJ Hruscho~k;....______morettaditional metal tunes. They poetically dealt with the dif tin that keep "Daughter" appeal Monoglng Editor Hammerbox provides some great ficulty of portraying troubled and ing, but, due to the awkward stag Metalband,Hammerbox, will break metal harmonizing in "God" and some windows with their CD, Numb, "Hed,"showing a more professional trapped women in a troubled, un ing and presentation, only to a released March 9. and rehearsed edge than a chaotic stable society at its most centro select crowd Beginning with the big sounding kill-the-guitar and scream-some- versial time in history. Both con- • • • "Hole," Numb gradually becomes a words band. vincing and accurate, each is well "The Bwcher' s Daughter" is near Rushsound-alikeCDwith "No" A few tracks take away from the spirited in their character. beingperformedontheDrurystage being the best of the lot appeal of Numb, such as the bitless The highlight to "Daughter" is a1 the Cleveland Play House now Then, with "When 3 is 2," Numb "Bl~or"anthosedslothatppilwyandisttotortedretum"Sltoeepth.e" thebardPierrot,(JesseL.Martin), until April 11. Tickets are $24 or reaches a more grunge sound. being r' · th · d tha very Nirvava-esque with varying mild junior-high days of great rock and wt watty tunes an satyr t $31, wilhs~nJ.grou.p,andsenior andmetal~inthesametra:.k. metal, get out your black t-shirts and bothintroduceseachcharact:rand citizen discoUIIlS available. Although offering a mix of metal slam dance once again to the success- puts the stories into a somewhat and grunge (munge?), often the CD ful thrash and crashings of meaningful perspective. Playing ~======--~_:te:n~d=s~t:o~b~e~r~e:m:i:n•:·s:c:en:t~o=f~~Ham===m~e~rbo~x~·s~N~umb==~·------~ ,th_e_____ u _n_i_nt_e_n_ti_o_n_al______na _rr_a_t_o_r.______, PIZZA HUT -c- 524-4444 -c ~ut. FREE DELIVERY ~ut~ PIZZA DEAL FRIDAY 4:00 TO 9:00PM The Carroll News, March 25,1993 ENTERTAINMENT Page 11 DOUBLE BILL You'll be Mad if you pay to see Glory Take a holiday with Groundhog Day ~Hru~~h=ok~------ Chuck Beilsteln · Monag,ng Edtor Comic Strip Artist Do not go see Mad Dog and Glory. IL is a bad film. "Did you ever have Deja Vu?" Really bad. "I don't think so, but let me ask the chef." Mad Dog is the second of Bill Murray's latest big screen This is just one of the brilliant exchanges in Groundhog appearances. Granted,G roundJw g Day reached number one Day, the perfect comeback movie for Bill Murray. Where in box office sales for four weeks, but performances such What AboUJ Bob? was a childish romp, Groundhog is a as this by either ultra-funny man Bill or award-winning transcendental journey full of drama, romance and, of Robert De Niro should never happen again. course, side-splitting humor. Mad Dog features DeNiroas timid crime photographer The story centers on Bill's cynical weatherman, Phil, 'Mad Dog' Dodie, and, (also ironically,) Bill as a serious who loathes his annual journey to Punxsutawney, Penn yet psychotic mob leader. sylvania With him are his directa Andie (Green Card) De Niro and Bill fust meet when De Niro enters a 24- McDowell and cameraman Chris (Fox flop Get a Life!) Elliot hour convenient store finding Bill at the heels of a murder After covering the annual shadow-spotting, Bill looks ing thief. In a less-than-spectacular scene, De Niro saves to escape the hokey burg, but gets stranded in the blizzard Murray by convincing the thief to run. he failed to forecast (does anyone identify?). That's when In payment for saving his life, Bill "gives" De Niro a the joyride begins. woman, Glory (Uma Thurman) for a week. On what he thinks is February 3, Bill wakes up at six Ofcourse the idea doesn' tseule well with De Niro at first o'clock to the same exact morning radio babble he heard But. predictably, they go and fall in love. the day before. "I Got You Babe" by Sonny and Cher is his Meanwhile, viewers learn that Thurman has to pay a reveille, enough to make this a horror movie if you ask me. debt to Bill, performing various services in exchange for Unbelieving, Bill ventures out to encounter the same exact portions of the debt. When De Niro finds this out. he ain't events and characters he saw the day before. happy, but there ain 'tmuch he can do about it Bill's a big, The townfolk are masterfully portrayed, from bad mobster and you don't mess with them. "NeedlenoseNed" the insurance slime to the greedy piano Unfortunately, very little of this movie is believable, or teacher. Directa Harold Rarnis makes a great cameo as a worth staying awake for. physician who weighs a metric ton more than the nerd The ftlm drags on with very little plot The best mo Ramis played in GJwstbusters. ments are when the audience laughs inappropriately, ex Far from being formulaic, the plot takes Kafka-like pecting Bill to do something outrageous when he's not turns. At flfSt. the deviant Bill uses his immortality to Usually ftlms try to gain audience attention with the manipulate women and get rich. Next he tests death in a occasional sex scene or intimate moment A cheap tactic, hectic sequence of suicides, after which he miraculously old homeless man's life and do various "errands." indeed, but usually successful. 'Usually' is the key word wakes up alive. All the while he has been accumulating knowledge, here. If I had a remote control in the theater, I would have One ofthe movie's great moments takes place when Bill becoming a kind of Renaissance man. He dazzles his inn opted for dull automobile comparison commercials. The is confiding with a couple hicks at a bowling alley. He mates by reciting Jeopardy questions, mastering French intimacy scenes between De Niro and Thurman were recalls a day when he wined and dined a gorgeous woman poetry (McDowell's college major), and learning the biog difficult to watch, not because they were grotesquely in the tropics, saying they "made love like sea otters" on the raphies of every Punxsutawney citizen. violent, full of nudity, or even blurry with odd lighting. beach. "Why couldn't I get that day?!" He then asks the The fmal scenes involve the hybrid human spontane They were long, awkward, and poorly choreographed. hayseeds what they would do if they were stuck repeating ously winning McDowell's heart. He sculpts ice, he plays De Niro offers a pitiful rendition of a pitiful man. You the same day over and over with no real purpose. One keyboard brilliantly, he's even nice to the outcast Elliot. feel sorry for Dobie, and for De Niro for accepting this role. replies, "That about sums it up for me." Although there are many humorous moments, the movie's Even worse, Mad Dog is such a step down from Stripes Fed up with using the time for ulterior motives, Bill set dramatic undercurrents are also well-wriu.en. and Ghost busters that it makes me sad. I was hoping for a his sights on McDowell. Slowly acquiring clues to her Besides a cheesy scene with the groundhog itself resurgence of the dramatic Bill missed by many in the tastes and distastes, he takes careful notes in a master plan (memories of Caddyshack), this is an ideal story. As Nat under-acclaimed The Razor' s Edge. Guess I lose. to woo her. But she always manages to see through his King Cole sings ''Whataday dUa bu been. •• " at dleclole. I'm sorry that I could not print this review SOODC'Z and delibelalencss and responds widl a l'llber UIU'OIIUmlic slap. you wiJJ see why dlJs is my early pick for rhe feel-good save$6.50 for those who mistakenly paid toseeMadDog. Next Bill turns to charity. He desperately tries to save an movie of the year. Prizes, Munchies at Acadamy Awards Party Cherry needs to get a new The Academy Awards, one of trivia contest em-ceed by WMJI the biggest entertainment media FM's John Lanigan and a guess recipe for her H omebrew events of each year, will the-movie-tine contest. Amy Chon lead singer of REM. be saluted by the Cleve- The big bash will begin at 7 pro Entertainment Writer Stipe and Olerry complement • land Film Society at the on Monday, with hors d'oeuvres Nothing particularly hot is each other nicely in "Trout," dem ~ fifth annual academy until9, capped off with coffee and brewing in Neneh Cherry's latest onstrating that perhaps they should awards ·party at Fagan's in the dessert all during the awards cer album, Homebrew, released Oc- havesungtheentirealbwntogether. Flats on Monday. emony. Sounds simply nummy. The party will feature a ballot • • • tober 20, 1992 by Virgin records. Othel'songs.such~"RedPaint." contest where the closest match to Tic/eels are $18 in advance, OnHomebrew,Cherrytriestoo have glimmers of shame, with a the actual award results can win $15/or Society members, and $20 · hard to be both a rap and pop artist, pitifully captivating rendition ofthe the entertainment prize-packed at the door. Free parking in the Old a combination that just doesn't word "sensitivity," and annoying, "Executive Package" for two. River lot left ofFagan' s. Ca/1349- "'-~ olViq:io R.c:orck work. She needs to stick to one or unnecessary, and contradictory Neneh Cherry poses for her Also featured will be a movie ()270 for tic/cets or information. the other. police sirens in the background. latest hip-hop pop album There are a few head-bopping One glimmer of hope may be Homebrew. songs like "Sassy" and "Money "Buddy X," with a funky beat and Love," where she demonstrates a good chorus background. aside hez child-scratchings of a MUG NIGHT! some hip-hop talent. But, other "Buddy X" loses any gained lyric sheet every songs such as "Move With Me" ground with lyrics like, "you put Homebrew is a bit disappoint and "Twisted" make for good tour woman to pasture on the ing, with only one song, "Trout," Tuesday & Thursday sleeping music. promises you gave her last year." worth listening to,and "Buddy X" Olenyhasagreatvoice,butmany Perhaps the best part of the at- worth mentioning. Maybe Cherry of her lyrics are simply stupid. bum is the album jacket, where should work on her lyrics before For example, "Sassy," one of Cherry models hip-hop apparel attempting anything else. the better songs on the album, has the lyrics, "The lady has so much pazzazz, if you step on her wrong you're getting played like jazz," and, " ... so I'm gonna stuff your face like gounnet food." , The third track, "Move With - Me," has the winning words, "Into a world I plunge through my head phones," whereas "Red Paint" beats all with, "The colour is red • Follow your favorite teams on our satellite • under my shoe and the friend is gone that put a hole in you." Coors and Coors Light Specials The Eastside The only truly enjoyable song on Homebrew is "Trout," which Kamikazees-$1.00 Music Club discusses the importance of sex All specials available at all times with a education. "Trout" also features valid Drivers License and College 1.0. the vocal talents of Michael Stipe, 2167 Lee Road Cleveland Heights, Ohio 321-4072 Page 12 CAMPUS LIFE The Carroll News, March 25,1993 EVENTS Outrage motivates Crime journalism, sa s re orter Prevention Mlchoei._,.J""'a,._,mes:.!Xll'-- - Forum c ompus Ute Edtor Outrage .. .is the emotion that "fuels good investigative report ing," said James Neff, author and former reporter for The Plain Sgt. Matthew Goffos Dealer. Utiverslty Cilme "If you don'thave this sense of Prevention omcer outrage, you'll never ask the ques One of the easiest to commit, tions that make the st.cries," Neff and most frequent crimes, is theft. said. It is a crime ofopportunity, and by Neff spoke at John Carroll simply changing some behavior University as part of a lecture se and attitudes, we can drama tical! y ries sponsored by the Society of reduce the number of thefts on Collegiate Journalists and The campus. Here are some tips for Carroll News on Monday, March students, faculty and staff to con 22. sider. In his lecture entitled, "Why For students: WeNeedOutrage"Neffexplained 1. Always keep your door locked. some injustices that he has wit· 2. Neverpropexteriordoorsopen. nessed over the years. According 3. Leave most of your valuables at to Neff, "assume a perfect wcrld. home. Then ask, 'How should it be?'." University of Notre Dame. He He was told that be "could write 4. Always keep cash out of sight. Neff spoke about his favorite wrote a leuer to the editor of the whatever he wanted as long as it 5. Engrave valuables that you investigative series for Chicago Daily News, MikeRoyko, wasn't libelous and local." bring to campus with your social Cleveland's The Plain Dealer because he was outraged at Chi Hejustrecentlyfmishedabook security number. about a crooked landlord. He was cago drivers who he believed were on a serial rapist who received the 6. Don't leave your books unat outraged when he visited one of "cold, cruel and heartless." It was longest prison sentence in Ohio's tended several slum buildings. his first published piece. history. For Faculty and Stall': Hesaid, "Ifitwasakennel,dog Neff graduated from Notre As an author, Neff said, "I miss 1. Never leave your office door owners would have been out Dame with a degree in American the action and comradary of the unlocked. raged." Studies. He later received his PD. I miss the plane crashes and 2. Always lock your lab, work Neff uncovered that the land Masters degree from the Univer riots. There's a cheap thrill of station, or desk when leaving. lord had given free rent to arson sity of Texas. In 1978, Neff wrote journalism and daily action." 3. Always lock your purse in a ists to bwn down other buildings as a features writer for the PD. He He expressed his concern for desk or cabinet when stepping out SUNDAY,28 which were inferior living quar then worked on PD special projects the modem newspaper. "There fora moment ters. Over 40% of her propeny from 1981-87. are fewer independent voices out 4. Never lend out your keys. had been destroyed by frre. Nerr s Neff is also a member of the there," Neff said. 5. Secure extra keys in a key lock primary investigation turned into group, Investigative Reporting and "Th~ N~w York Posl, one of box. something that led to a series of Editing (IRE). The group teaches the oldest newspapers, is in At the gym: articles about the lack of action ethics and "advanced techniques bankruptcy court which is not 1. Never bring valuables or large Laken by the fue department. i.1 avoiding libel and invasion of based on informing the public, amounts of cash to the gym. "The series wouldn't have privacy." but rather on dollars and 2. Always secure jackets, bags, happened without an initial feel Nefflefi thePD in 1987 to work cents," he said. and other items in a locker. ing of outrage. It was an extra on a book about teamster Jackie He concluded by saying that 3. Never leave keys unattended. Housing Sign-up, incentive to do the best job that I Presser. In 1989, Mobbed Up, his anyone could be a journalist if The Department of Residence through April 2 in the Murphy could. I needed to see it, feel it." flrst novel, was published He they had enough outrage to care Life has engravers available, and Room, sponscred by Residence said Neff. sold theJackiePresserstory which about their topic. hall directors have inventory logs 1.:4{~ - - -- ·· - ...... -~ .....: · Neff's journalistic career~ was made as an HBO documen "You can't write without hav for your valuables. ~p~~ gan when he was hitchhiking from tary. ing an opinion, even though jour Remember to always repat sus April 2, 9 am. - 11 p.m . .tA the South Chicago to South Bend, In Neff worked fer awhile as a nalism class teaches you to not be picious individuals and activities focal point columnist with thePD. biased, " Neff concluded. to !&an's Conference Room ~d diana, where he was attending the pan¢y Security at 397-4600. eamiion:-"'Sig'i\:~:~by:._.. _--- - ·-- ;? I question of the week: "What is your favorite Marriott meal?" Nominations are now Movies, 7:30,.,..., - 11 p.'m. in being accepted for the theWolf-IJ..~~~.the Lucrezia Culicchia Studentli!lli:&'Commiuee..;~ ...... ,... .• ,Jili~·····:•""-··--~ Award for Teaching ."""""''... ,ij, ...... #l TUESDA?;30 Excellence. The $1,000 ~:-~ award will be presented Discui10il; Jim Ealy,~7<30 p.m. in & .Jardine R~ . t on September27, 1993...... ~~~: Nominations should spo.~-.w~-~~ .... ;_) Commi~ ~ Bonnie Watwood Patricia Carlucci Bob Wagoner include a statement Senior Freshman Junior and/or documentation "Monte Cristo sandwich." "Anyt~ but chicken "' plead the fifth." that the nominee has fa)ttas." made a distinct differ ... ~------. ence in the teaching cli mate of the University. .. , Nominations should ... be submitted to the Of• ficeoftheDean, College ofArts and Sciences, no later than Monday, Jobn Cranley Erin Shaughnessy Sean Alderman Aprill9, 1993. Freshman Sophomore Sophomore For more informa "l have yet to find one." "Peanut butter and honey "runny eggs and sausage." on pita bread." tion, call Dr. Frederick Travis at 397-4211. The Carroll News, March 25, 1993 PROFILES Page 13 Campus PR director serves students Jenn Fry dents," Bokman said. Spotlight Proftles Writer Bokman left Ameritrust be· Bobbi Bokman, John Carroll cause she felt it was time to move Public Relations Director, is a new challenges. woman of many talents. She must In C