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ARAISO UNIVERSITY'S STUDENT NEWSPAPER • AN ACP ALL-AME TIME TO VOTE: WILL THE BUS STOP HERE? New city transit plans released, campus referendum to determine university's commitment
Colin Selbo wide referendum to For a full map of the trolley "It's going to Park train station throughout the day. determine if desire for a come out of student While not critical to the development of TORCH ASSISTANT EDITOR system, please turn to page A6 route is strong enough activity fees and your the route, the inclusion of access to the South The road to a public transportation sys to constitute a financial commitment. student ID will be your bus pass," said senior Shore Line is something students have tem at Valparaiso University is looking much "We want final affirmation to move for transit committee member Abby Dahl. expressed a need for. clearer as the Student Senate Transit ward," said student body president Brandon "Students aren't willing to pay cash. Even "It was always something we had seen Committee has released long awaited details Tomlinson to the Student Senate on Monday. though they still pay for it, they don't see that coming up with students," Tomlinson said. of the proposed trolley route aimed specifi "(The route) was devised by all the student money." "Students wanted a way to have access to cally at university students. input we got about the city of Valparaiso." The route, developed in coordination Chicago and the train station. We did let The newly released route would run The final price tag for the project is still with McDonald Transit, the company used (McDonald Transit) know that was a strong between downtown Valparaiso and Highway under negotiation, but students will ultimate by the city to develop bus routes, will begin consideration on our end." 49 and would also include a weekend shuttle ly be asked to pay somewhere in the range of weekday service at 2 p.m. and will end at 10 Also important to the committee was a to the South Shore Line train station at Dune $40 to 60 a year if VU decides to participate p.m. On weekends, service will still begin at limited wait time between stops on the route. Park. in the route. But no matter where the price 2 p.m., but will run until midnight. Also on The plan presented to senate on Monday However, before Student Senate can finally falls, the money will not come from weekends, a separate bus route running in allows for wait times no longer than 15 give final approval to implement the plan, students' pockets each time they use the coordination with the South Shore Line will the transit committee will hold a campus- provide students with access to the Dune see ROUTE, page A6 New anti-virus program looks to replace Symantec GroupWise to be implemented over summer
Heather Dueball cant step forward for the campus with TORCH STAFF WRITER many improve ments that faculty, Aware of student concerns that staff and students have been building for months con have asked for," cerning Symantec Anti-Virus, Trinkle said. "We Valparaiso University's Information will be rolling out a Dennis Trinkle Technology department recently new anti-virus, anti-spam, anti-spy- formed a team to review and evalu ware tool called Sophos ate enterprise collaboration pack PureMessage, which will replace ages. Symantec Anti- The team Virus and our recommended "GroupWise will be a current home- that VU switch developed anti- to a program significant step forward spam solutions." called Novell for the campus with According to GroupWise . Trinkle, the This software is many improvements that PureMessage a powerful and system will work tightly integrat faculty, staff and effectively with ed program suite students have asked for/ GroupWise. The that includes a IT team hopes new anti-virus Dennis Trinkle that it will also program, in VU CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER improve the e- addition to a mail processing number of technology tools students time, which is something that the and faculty will hopefully find use campus has been having problems ful. with during the past months. "The steps we're taking now are "It should help us catch spam preliminary to introducing more effectively," said Trinkle. GroupWise, which will happen this Yet, as students, faculty and summer," said Dennis Trinkle, head staff have run into many problems of IT and VU's chief information recently with the current software, officer. "Some highlights include not everyone is sure that the new integrated e-mail and calendaring, system will implement positive instant messaging services and syn change.
chronization with PDAs and "I have little faith that this new Dave Sandahl/Torch Smartphones." program is going to solve prob The continuously changing lems," said junior Kim Hamilton. Balloons and banners adorn the Chapel of the Resurrection during the church year's holiest and most technology has kept the IT team on "They thought Clean Access was heavily attended service. The 10:30 a.m. service on Easter Sunday served as a culmination to the week's its toes. Holy Week services. "GroupWise will be a signifi- see CHANGE, page A6
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RHRMRNHMMMHMMNNHMi A2 FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 THE TORCH Campus Announcements Student Senate presents election timeline April 2 to 18 • Applicants collect signatures What April 18 • Petitions due at 5 p.m. outside Student Senate office • Mandatory organizational meeting at 5 you need p.m. in room 468 of the CCLIR April 18 to 30 • President and vice president formal campaigning (begins after organizational meeting) to know April 18 to May 2 • Senators' formal campaigning (begins after organizational meeting) April 30 • President and vice president election: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the union May 2 • Senators' election: 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. at the union AVAILABLE SENATE SEATS Four At-Large Senators (Any student at Valparaiso University) Four College Seats: one each for Arts and Sciences, Business, Engineering and Nursing Two Freshmen (running for Sophomore Seats) Two Sophomores (running for Junior Seats) Two Juniors (running for Senior Seats) Student Senate to held transit forum After many surveys, focus groups, and news articles, Student Senate is now moving forward with plans to bring mass transit to VU. Throughout the week Senators and Transit Committee members will be conducting information sessions in the Union Lobby, Jester's and in residence halls. Please take these oppor tunities to get informed before voting in next week's referen dum.
April 16 - Alumni Hall 7 to 8 p.m. April 17 - Brandt Hall 7 to 8 p.m. Scheele Hall 8 to 9 p.m. April 18 - Lankenau Hall 7 to 8 p.m. Wehrenberg Hall 8 to 9 p.m. April 19 - Union Roundtable 7 to 8:30 p.m. April 23 - Union Roundtable 7 to 8:30 p.m. April 24 and 25 - Referendum voting in the union main lounge from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Sue-at»Berg says %smnd *@m hack9 Sue Miller, an employee at Wehrenberg Cafeteria, has request ed that students bring back the cafeteria trays they have taken from the building. Dining Services does not want to purchase new trays, but the loss of trays may force them to make new purchases. While staff members do not mind if students take Tim Stride/Torch trays out of the cafeteria to eat in their rooms, they must be Stephen Gillers, a law professor at New York University School of Law, presented "Here's the Gun: A Lawyer's Responsibilty returned. Help out the cafeteria ladies and return your trays. for Real Evidence" at the Valparaiso University School of Law on Thursday. Annual Jazz fest features top name band Top jazz artists from New York City and Chicago will perform at VU's 22nd annual Jazz Fest, continues until April 14 and fea turing the Mingus Big Band, a four-time Grammy nominee. The 14-piece Mingus Big Band, which has performed at top jazz clubs throughout the world, will perform concerts at 7 and 9:30 p.m. on April 14 at the union. Tickets are $23 for the general VUPD public and $16 for senior citizens and VU alumni, and may be printed as a service of The Torch purchased by calling ext. 5415 or online at valpo.edu/union. report March 29 ver's side door was partially open and ages coming from the vehicle. Three Before the Mingus Big Band closes the Jazz Fest however, a pair of female's pants and undergar subjects were arrested for minor con An officer observed a vehicle travel other noted musicians will perform at the union. The VU ments were on the floorboard. A sumption of alcohol and were trans ing east on Union Street disregard a Faculty Jazz Trio will collaborate with Turre in a 7:30 p.m. con female sanitary product was lying on ported to Porter County Jail. stop sign. The officer stopped the cert tonight. Tickets are $12 for VU alumni and senior citizens the ground outside the vehicle. A VU vehicle on Mclntyre Street and after a and $18 for the general public. officer, with the assistance of the routine drivers license check, it was April 3 Valparaiso City Police canine, located VU observatory hosts open house discovered that the male subject had A vehicle was speeding eastbound on two male subjects and two female The next observatory open house will be held at 8:30 p.m. on an active arrest warrant in the state of LaPorte Ave. An officer stopped the subjects in a tent in the wooded area April 13. Guests will view the moon, planets, star clusters and Georgia for negligent vehicular vehicle at Mclntyre Court. The driver near the law school. One male juve galaxies through theu niversity's computer-controlled tele manslaughter. The subject was trans of the vehicle did not have his driver nile was released to his guardian and scope. Call ext. 5202 after 5 p.m. on Friday to confirm if the ported to Porter County Jail for extra license in possession. He was given a one female juvenile transported to the weather is clear enough for the observatory to open. If the dition back to Georgia. citation for speeding. observatory is not open due to cloudy skies, there will be a Porter County Juvenile Detention Center for violation of probation. All back-up planetarium slide show at the Neils Science Center. April 7 The observatory is located on the southeast corner of campus, March 30 subjects will be charged with several alcohol and drug violations. An officer responded to the parking between Gellersen Center and Highway 30. Groups should call An officer encountered four male lot of Locust Street, apartments to ext. 5369 in advance. The schedule and maps are available on subjects on the fourth floor of Alumni assist Valparaiso City Police with the web at www.physics.valpo.edu. Hall. The officer smelled a strong Officers responded to Wehrenberg Hall to a student with a diabetic prob four male subjects suspected of a odor of alcohol near the subjects. theft in a nearby city. The officer Three of the subjects tested negative. lem. Subject refused to be transported to Porter County Hospital. transported one of the subjects to city One subject was uncooperative and police headquarters for further inves corrections was transported to Porter County Jail tigation. for minor consumption of alcohol. April 1 clo rificatio n s An officer observed a vehicle travel ing southbound on North Campus April TO March 31 Drive with the trunk lid opened. The An officer responded to Mueller Hall. The Torch corrects its mistakes. An officer noticed a vehicle parked in officer stopped the vehicle and Subjects had lit paper towels on fire If you see something you believe is a factual error, contact the area of the law school. The dri noticed an odor of alcoholic bever in the sink in the men's room. Assistant Editor Colin Selbo at [email protected].
TONIGHT: SAT. A.M. SAT. P.M.: SUNDAY: Lock box *a#*4 Fever Science fiction j\ A.' Canoe Mostly cloudy p|x W> Cloudy Showers ;/l Mostly sunny sSl st X Low 32° High 46° Low 31° High 47° w e a t h e r THE TORCH CAMPUS NEWS FRIDAY, APRK. 13, 2007 A3 'The Big' Aristotle got game Professor's essay looks at morality of intentional fouling
Stephanie Lehman Kant running up and down the court. "It's an opportunity for philosophers to have fun," TORCH CAMPUS EDITOR Kennedy said. "To sort of expose people to what philosophy is and what philosophers do in a fun sort of way. It's for peo Ever think Aristotle could tell you how to play pick-up ple who like basketball but also like thinking about things. It basketball? Thomas Kennedy, professor of philosophy, cer would be a great book for Homer Drew and Bryce Drew - tainly does. those are guys who think about things." As a current NBA player - of the Noon-time Basketball Kennedy defines what it means to play goon ball - to Association, mind you - he plays pick-up basketball at 12 intentionally foul to hurt a player, and clown ball, or the Hack- p.m. three times a week in the Athletics-Recreation Center a-Shaq strategy - to intentionally foul in order to help your with other faculty, community members team's chances of winning a game (he uses and students. And as chair of the philoso the example of fouling Shaquille O'Neal phy department, his mind regularly "I play hard, play to every time he touches the ball to put him revolves around the ethical decisions of on the line, assuming that there is a 50 per win. I play intensely, but every person's life, including those in cent chance he will miss the free throw). sports. there's a difference Kennedy uses the doctrines of conse- Kennedy wrote the essay "To Hack quentialist and deontological ethics to or Not to Hack: (The Big) Aristotle, between that and being show that while goon ball may not be Excellence, and Moral Decision- a hacker." morally acceptable, clown ball might be Making," which was published in OK and the theories of Aristotle must be "Basketball and Philosophy: Thinking Thomas Kennedy incorporated in order to find out what
Outside the Paint," a collection of essays VU PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR makes • up a truly excellent basketball written by basketball fans and released in player. February, just in time for March Sound like heavy stuff? Maybe it is. Madness. But Kennedy maintains that both his article and the book are. "I wrote the essay for the book," he said. "I saw a call for easy and accessible introductions to what philosophers do - papers on basketball and philosophy and thought, that sounds mainly, think about issues and how people do (and should) act like fun. And it was." in different situations. Dave Sandahl/Torch Have fun with it he did, drawing from his experience in "I play hard, play to win. I play intensely," he said, "but Thomas Kennedy plays pick-up basketball at the ARC three 'pick-up games to illustrate examples of intentional fouling there's a difference between that and being a hacker." days a week - more than enough time to think about the and the morality behind such actions. He even takes into con And that is what his essay is all about. ethical decisions made during the course of a game. sideration what it would be like to see philosopher Immanuel Contact Stephanie Lehman at [email protected].
forum of concerns spoke against the seat reallocation proposal passed by senate at last week's meeting. The stu Senate ' dents said they were troubled by sen Paid to keep studying ate's merger of individually distinct Watch racial diversity seats into the broad Students awarded NSF fellowships for research Josh Weinhold three-seat 'minority' category. The students claimed that the Molly Smerika TORCH EDITOR IN CHIEF seat allocation committee did not TORCH STAFF WRITER A change in Student Senate's communicate the proposed changes to budget discussion process may allow campus racial diversity organizations. some student organizations to main Senators did point out, however, that What do Bill Nye the tain more control over how their the reallocation committee held Science Guy, countless money ultimately gets spent. forums to discuss the changes, and Nobel laureates and sever Senate's finance committee had their views expressed in campus al Valparaiso University decided this year to present the budg print mediums. students have in common? ets of all 19 media and budgeted stu Senators currently representing They have all received dent organizations before debating minority groups seemed to take funding from the National and voting on them. Once the budgets offense to the statements made during Science Foundation. were presented, however, the commit the forum of concerns. At the end of March, tee encouraged the organizations to "I made an effort to contact indi two VU students received respond to the committee's proposal viduals," said India Sneed, the ethnic prestigious graduate by making suggestions to senate on minority senator. "I think more people research fellowships from how they would like to see the pro need to attend meetings. If they made the NSF. Andrew Mutka, a posed funds redistributed within their an attempt to come to meetings they'd senior biology major, and budget, while still maintaining the be more informed about what's going Jason Hallman, a 2006 VU same bottom line. on." alumnus were, selected out Union Board may be one organi News and notes of nearly 10,000 appli Kris Schmautz/Torch cants. Another 2006 VU zation taking advantage of such an Finance committee presented a Senior Andrew Mutka was one of two VU students awarded with a graduate option. Leaders of the group spoke at number of organization's budgets graduate, Amy Stark, fellowship from the National Science Foundation. One of only 900 recipients senate Monday, stating that they Monday, including that of Student received an honorable nation-wide, he will receive full academic support for an advanced graduate would prefer to see the additional Senate. The governing body proposed mention award. degree and $30,000 annually for three years. $6,000 finance committee added in a budget increase of more than $1,000 There are only 900 UB's spring concert line item go (a 3.5 percent rise over last year), recipients of the NSF The application for the fellowship consists of towards funding diversity events the mostly due to a motion senate passed Fellowship and another 1,400 that receive honor two sections, titled 'Broader Impacts' and committee cut from the budget. this year that allocates $3,000 to be able mentions. The fellowship provides full aca 'Intellectual Merit.' The two sections address the Members of the committee said awarded to an organization that demic support for students pursing an advanced previous activities of the applicant, include a per last week that they cut UB's diversity demonstrates effective planning for a graduate degree and $30,000 annually for three sonal statement and make consideration for grades funding in order to provide event significant campus event. years. Fellowships are intended to act as financial and test scores. funding to campus diversity organiza Some senators, however, ques support, almost like an employment opportunity. "My research proposal was based off a project tions. But UB says its proposed diver tioned the hike in senate's budget, This is unlike scholarships, which are intended for I did a few summers ago on plant genetics," Mutka sity events go beyond just racial given the fact that the proposed budg tuition reimbursement and educational expenses. said. "I wrote an extension for it (on the applica diversity. ets of a number of other organizations "These benefits are intended to free the tion). "Over the past two years, UB were cut significantly. Discussion awardee from having to work part-time, serve as a Mutka is planning to attend Washington diversity has planned events that are focused on an $800 line item for sen teaching assistant, or obtain student loans for the University in St. Louis, Mo., in the hopes of enter broader than race," said UB concert ate T-shirts and a $500 line item for money necessary to pay living and educational ing a more specific biology program, plant biology. chair Michelle Bohn. "By cutting this the creation of a new senate staff posi expenses," Hallman said. "It's definitely good to have research experi chair out, effectively what you're tion, the 'Senate Aide.' Hallman graduated from VU with a bachelor ences in your undergraduate career," Mutka added. doing is cutting specific types of "Are we OK with funding an of science in mechanical engineering and is work To apply for the fellowship, students must be diversity programming 'from occur increase for ourselves while other ing toward a doctoral degree in biomedical engi enrolling in a graduate program involving basic ring." organizations are receiving less neering at Marquette University in Milwaukee, science research. Students usually apply either in Members of the finance commit money than they received last year?" Wise. the fall of their senior year of college or during the tee said the monetary move was no asked Miles Janssen, the College of Those who receive an honorable mention, first year of their graduate program. slight to UB's diversity events, but Business senator. however, do not receive any academic support. "The more word gets out about this program, was a response to a perceived demand Senate will vote on all of the pro "Though I do not get any funding, the honor is the more Valpo students might be willing to apply, among the campus community for a posed budgets next week. still prestigious to be among the top 2,000 young bringing further prestige to our alma mater," bigger, better spring concert. scientists in the country," said Stark, who is cur Hallman said. Seat allocation backlash Contact Josh Weinhold at rently attending the University of Chicago pursu Contact Molly Smerika at Several students during the torch .news @ valpo .edu. ing a doctorate in human genetics. torch .news @ valpo .edu. A4 FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 CAMPUS NEWS THE TORCH Feminism elicits adverse reaction SIFE regroups, competes VU psychology grads research subconscious responses VU business team takes second place Molly Smerika also created for the presentation, Sam Ruff in The which explains goals SIFE main IAT meas TORCH STAFF WRITER TORCH STAFF WRITER tains throughout the year. Included ures peo- Last month, the Students in with the annual report is a graphi Despite recent advances by pie's Free Enterprise team competed in cally and digitally enhanced 50- to feminists, and perhaps because of response their regional competition in 60-slide PowerPoint. those advances, the word "femi time in pair Chicago, taking runner up in their As well as competing in the nism" has developed some nega ing certain section. SIFE works on business- regional competition, SIFE puts on tive stereotypes, according to a ideas . related activities around campus seminars and works with other recent Valparaiso University Schuster and in Northwest Indiana during the organizations. Recently, SIFE has study. was respon school year. worked with VU's Social Action sible for During her second year as an For the competition, members Leadership Team proposing a busi adapting the undergraduate at VU, Jessica of SIFE put together a presentation ness plan for SALT'S windmill proj IAT to meas Jenen, now a second-year gradu of the activities the group participat ect in Nicaragua. They also put on a ure peoples' ate student in VU's Clinical ed in. night class for students, worked on a subcon Mental Health program, devel . "Judges look at our activities website, and put on seminars such scious reac oped an idea for a study. After and compare the as 'Market Based tions to the collaborating with former VU stu impact they had Simulation word femi dent Kristopher Schuster, now at on our commu "These students dedicate Competition' and nism. This graduate school in New York, the nity with other 'Invention to test was themselves to making a two presented their hope to schools," said Venture.' research the negativity that is administered freshman difference." All 15 mem associated with the word "femi to 50 VU Cameron Banga. bers currently par nism" to their research methods students and Steve Olsen The presen ticipating are new professor, Jennifer Winquist. then posted tation outlined SIFE Coach to the team. on the Web "I got the original notion the impact SIFE "Last year, the where 50 from a high school teacher who has had on the community and uni entire team graduated," Banga said. more people was a feminist and had said that versity. A team of six presenters "Steven Olsen became our coach, took the test. Matt Jakusz/Torch people were afraid of being called explained the presentation to the and he recruited new members." Overall, 60 Junior Jamie Petitto looks online at a fest that measures feminists, and she wondered if judges in Chicago using a script Olsen had nothing but praise of the sub people's subconscious reactions to the word feminism. The they actually knew what it developed by their coach Steve for team members. jects were study, conducted by VU students and professors, found meant," Jenen said. Olsen and other members of SIFE. "As the Valpo SIFE coach I women and strong negative feelings connected to the concept. The original study plan was The presentation consisted of four 40 were have had the opportunity to work to run a survey that observed peo categories: success skills, entrepre- side by side with what I believe are ple's explicit responses to femi men. Based on the results, the Research Award for their efforts. neurship, financial literacy .and some of the best undergraduate stu nism, but with some guidance group of four researchers could In the coming week, the business ethics. dents at Valparaiso University," from Winquist and Daniel only conclude that there is a study and its results will be sub "Our goal is to teach students Olsen said. "These students dedi Arkkelin, chair of the psychology deeply embedded stigma against mitted for publication, though it and the community about those four cate themselves to making a differ department, they decided to use a feminism within our culture. may take up to one year for the things," said junior Stefanie ence at their university and within new testing technique called the "I think (the study) shows study to actually be published, Thompson. their community. I couldn't be Implicit Association Test. that there's a bias against femi due to revisions. Nevertheless, The team has prepared prouder of my students this year." "The approach most nism embedded in our subcon Jenen is excited. throughout the school year for the Contact Molly Smerika at researchers have taken in the past scious," Jenen said. "It is a reac "The idea of having an arti competition. An annual report was [email protected]. was to just ask people what they tion that is so engrained that it cle published by the age of 23 and thought and you would measure will be hard to change it. It's not the process it entails is a little bit their attitude based on what they just a superficial thing, it's some overwhelming," Jenen said. "I would say," Arkkelin said. "What thing deep down." hope that through this people will researchers have realized is that The study was presented at want to learn more about femi people are consciously able to Butler University's undergraduate nism, that it will peak people's alter their responses on a survey. research conference, VU's under interest and make them question This new technique measures graduate research conference and what has been engrained." non-conscious responses to ideas the Midwest Psychological •r ONE OF IWY dANDWIvn&a and reflects basic reflexes to these Association in Chicago, where Contact Sam Ruffin at ideas." the researchers won the Regional torch .news @ valpo .edu. DOESN'T HIT THE SPOT, I fiEinti 3 9WIYI1M I fflinin SERIOUSLY WRONG ¥w 1 I rl ¥ villi OrV I «
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Days later, MCCLATCHY-TRIBUNE NEWS SERVICES Jersey: "I don't know anyone who wants to see afternoon bombing Thursday in the coalition forces discovered two someone else's life disrupted like this. We shouldn't cafeteria of Iraq's parliament unexploded suicide vests next to a NEW YORK - The tidal wave of outrage that gloat." offered the deadliest evidence yet Dumpster. had already cost Don Imus his TV show swept him Both CBS and MSNBC, which announced that the fortress-like Green Zone, The incidents prompted U.S. off the airwaves altogether Thursday, eight days after Wednesday that it was dropping its cable simulcast long thought to be Baghdad's most officials to impose new security the radio pundit used a racial slur to describe the of the show, had been under pressure from advertis secure section, has become less measures, requiring embassy per Rutgers University women's basketball team. ers, African-American leaders and women's groups. safe in recent weeks. sonnel to wear protective body CBS president Leslie Moonves announced that Kathleen Hall Jamieson, director of the Two months into a new U.S. armor when outdoors inside the the network was immediately canceling "Imus in the Annenberg Public Policy Center at the University of Iraqi security embassy complex Morning." The show, which originated from New Pennsylvania, said it was "interesting that (the firing) crackdown in the and restricting York, is heard on 61 radio stations around the coun happened as late as it did. It should have happened capital, assassina access for outside try. the moment they were aware the statement had been tion attempts, visitors. CBS had said Tuesday it would suspend Imus made." mortar and rocket "Certainly, all for two weeks, but delayed the suspension so Imus Jamieson wondered why mainstream journalists attacks and other of us know this is could host a two-day on-air Radiothon for charity and politicians have continued to make appearances security breaches what the war is Thursday and Friday. But as public ire continued to on a program that "almost has ritualized ridicule as a are frequent in about," U.S. build and advertisers began to bail, the network subtext." and around the Embassy decided to pull the plug early, despite Imus' repeated Moonves told CBS employees in an internal Green Zone, spokesman Lou apologies. The fundraiser will go on as planned with memo that the decision to fire Imus was made "after home to the U.S. Fintor said sidekick Charles McCord and Imus' wife, Deirdre, a period of thought, discussion, listening to you, and Embassy, thou Thursday. "Iraq is hosting Friday. the pursuit of due process in this painful matter." sands of a dangerous A CBS spokesman .declined to say whether the "From the outset, I believe all of us have been American troops place." network was buying out Imus' contract. Imus, 66, deeply upset and revulsed by the statements that and major Iraqi No group was paid a reported $8 million a year under a recent were made on our air about the young women who government immediately ly renewed five-year CBS contract. His deal with represented Rutgers University in the NCAA buildings. claimed responsi MSNBC was estimated at an additional $2 million a women's basketball championship with such class, "This bility. Mithal al- year. energy and talent," Moonves said in announcing the shouldn't happen, but the security Alusi, a secular Sunni legislator Imus referred to the Scarlet Knights as "nappy- decision. He also offered an apology to Stringer and plan cannot stop such violations," who'd left the cafeteria moments headed hos" during his broadcast on April 4, the day the Rutgers squad. said Ridha Jawa Taqi, a legislator before the attack, said intelligence after Rutgers lost to Tennessee in the NCAA cham Moonves said in his announcement that CBS from the main Shiite political party, information before the bombing pionship game. "wanted to take the time necessary to listen to the the United Iraqi Alliance. "We all had warned of a strike by al-Qaida In the same segment, his executive producer many diverse voices that were raised on this issue. In know there have been serious inci in Iraq, a Sunni group known to use Bernard McGuirk referred to the championship so doing, we have been trying, as best as is possible dents." suicide-bombing vests. games as "the Jigaboos vs. Wannabes." in such a complex and emotional environment, to Details of Thursday's attack, Legislators have long worried Imus met Thursday night with Rutgers coaches determine what is, indeed, the right thing to do. I which struck just after lunchtime about the security of the parlia and players at the governor's mansion near believe that in taking this action, we are doing the while the cafeteria was crowded ment. Six weeks ago, security Princeton, N.J., to apologize, according to MSNBC. right thing." with legislators and their staffs, forces searched the building from were still sketchy. Iraqi lawmakers top to bottom but turned up only a said at least three people, including few weapons. one parliament member, were "It's not that safe," Alusi said Vonnegut passes away at 84 killed in the blast. U.S. military of the Green Zone. "There are spokesman Major Gen. William many entrances, and thousands of Caldwell said eight people had people have the permits to come Noted author shared inspired worldview with millions died. At least 23 people were in." Leo Standora wounded, the Iraqi Interior Some legislators speculated Ministry and Caldwell said. that the explosive device could MCCLATCHY-TRIBUNE NEWS SERVICES It isn't known whether the have been smuggled into the con Author Kurt Vonnegut, whose blend of satire, bomb had been planted in the sec vention center, where the parlia black comedy and science fiction in such novels as ond-floor cafeteria or was carried ment is housed, hidden in food des "Slaughterhouse-Five," "Cat's Cradle" and there by a suicide attacker. Several tined for the cafeteria. "Breakfast of Champions" made him an American witnesses said they saw severed The convention center isn't as counterculture icon, died Wednesday. He was 84. body parts at the scene of the heavily secured as some other parts Vonnegut, who often marveled that he had lived attack, suggesting that a suicide of the Green Zone, such as the U.S. so long despite his life-long smoking habit, had suf bomber had been blown apart. Embassy. Still, pedestrians must fered brain injuries after a fall at his Manhattan home For the Iraqi government, carry two forms of identification weeks ago, said his wife, photographer Jill which is trying to persuade resi and are frisked at four checkpoints, Krementz. dents, insurgent groups and U.S. including one with a full-body elec Vonnegut wrote plays, short stories and essays, officials that it can get a grip on the tronic scanning machine. some about his attempted suicide in 1985, but it was violence, the attack underscored the The security procedures were his novels that made him a literary idol on college vulnerability of even its most heav revamped following the last bomb campuses across the country in the '60s and '70s. ily fortified area _ a four-square- ing inside the Green Zone, an His early works, including "Player Piano" and mile zone ringed by checkpoints, assassination attempt in November "Cat's Cradle," were mostly science fiction, if some MCT photo concrete walls and concertina wire, on the parliament speaker, what unorthodox, but he later changed the form of Kurt Vonnegut appears in a photo from 1998. The and guarded by Iraqi security Mahmoud al-Mashhadani. A bomb his work to produce the acclaimed, semiautobio- well-loved author passed away this week at the age forces, coalition troops and private planted under a car at the rear of his graphical "Slaughterhouse-Five," published in 1969. of 84. security contractors. motorcade exploded as it was driv The novel centered on the firebombing of Thousands of people, from ing into the convention center park Dresden, Germany, by Allied forces in 1945, an public relations job with General Electric and, three janitors to high-level officials and ing lot. No one was killed. event Vonnegut witnessed as a young prisoner of years later, sold his first short story. their large security details, pass "I'm 100 percent sure it was an war. The work is generally considered to be one of His first novel was "Player Piano," a satire on through the checkpoints each day, inside job," Brig. Gen. Abdulkarim the greatest American novels of the 20th century, and corporate life published in 1952. and several Iraqi officials speculat Khalaf, a spokesman for the it made Vonnegut a household name at a time when It was followed in 1959 by "The Sirens of ed that the attack was carried out by Interior Ministry, said of the country was torn apart by the Vietnam War. Titan," a science fiction novel featuring the Church someone with regular access to the Thursday's attack. "Even I as a Vonnegut's experiences in the war, in which he of God of the Utterly Indifferent. In 1961, he pub Green Zone. brigadier general cannot get inside won a Purple Heart, formed the core of at least six of lished "Mother Night," about an American writer Last month, the deputy prime the Green Zone without passing his 21 books. awaiting trial in Israel on charges of war crimes in minister, Salam al-Zobaie, a Sunni through heavy security proce Vonnegut was born in Indianapolis, where his Nazi Germany. Muslim, was wounded in a suicide dures." father, Kurt Sr., worked as an architect. During the In 1963, Vonnegut published "Cat's Cradle," bombing in a prayer hall. The hall Thirty to 40 Sunni and Shiite Depression, while his father was in a long stretch of which depicts a religion called Bokononism and the was adjacent to his home in a heav parliament members were in the unemployment, Vonnegut's mother committed sui destruction of the world by a substance called ice- ily guarded district just outside the room, witnesses said, when the cide, an act Vonnegut said haunted him all his life. nine. Green Zone where many govern blast occurred at around 2 p.m. The After the war, Vonnegut married his high school Novelist Gore Vidal once noted that Vonnegut ment officials live. Many lawmak cafeteria is a few yards away from sweetheart, Jane Marie Cox, and settled in Chicago, was very different from the other major writers of his ers speculated that the attacker was the main chamber, where lawmak where they had three children and he worked as a generation. one of Zobaie's bodyguards, a ers had concluded a regular session. police reporter for the Chicago City News Bureau. "He was imaginative; our generation of writers charge that he denied. "We heard a very big sound of He and Cox divorced in 1979. didn't go in for imagination very much. Literary real A day earlier, a rocket landed an explosion and the whole room With his second wife, Vonnegut adopted four ism was the general style," Vidal said. "Those of us inside the perimeter, less than 100 got very dark because of the thick children, three of them the offspring of a sister who who came out of the war in the 1940s made sort of yards from where U.N. Secretary- smoke," said Ali Alyas, a journalist had died of cancer. the official American prose, and it was often a bit on General Ban Ki-Moon was holding with the Al-Hurra television sta- In 1947, he moved to Schenectady, N.Y., took a the dull side. Kurt was never dull. a news conference, although no one tion, who was in an adjacent room. FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 A6 CAMPUS NEWS THE TORCH
* ... V Homes for humans Burlington Beach Road A VU chapter of Habitat gets busy for spring Sam Ruff in the majority of household appliances and To Dune local stores usually donate house supplies TORCH STAFF WRITER Park as well. NICTD "The community involvement is huge Station The month of April may bring (snow) in these projects," Gulliksen said. "People showers, but Valparaiso University's donate supplies or appliances and others Habitat for Humanity chapter hopes to donate time." bring warmth and joy to the community by Additionally, those who receive a building a home over the next two months. home from Habitat are usually involved in The group will soon begin building a the building process. Once the house is fin house in conjunction with the city of ished, the new owners help Habitat build Valparaiso's Habitat chapter. Together, the •H+4 other houses in the area as part of the pay organizations will head to the build site on ment system. April 28 to begin paneling the house, the "It is nice to be able to go and help first step in the long building process. people, and with the way Habitat does it "There are a lot of shifts and there will you are working with the people you are be team leaders there from 8 a.m. until 2 helping," Gulliksen said. "Instead of donat p.m. and anyone who wants to come can ing money you are going out and working. come," said Erica Gulliksen, a VU junior You develop skills, learn to work with your and Habitat board members. hands." Although paneling is the first physical Two fundraising efforts will go toward step toward building the house, the city and the building projects that Habitat spends university chap most of the fall ters of Habitat by the numbers working on. To have been spent start off the will be forced to reevaluate whether or not to ROUTE, from page Al a significant Number of houses the month, Habitat push further with the plan. amount of time local VU and city will host a minutes. "If we don't get 50 (percent participa on the adminis chapters of Habitat plan Pampered Chef But the upcoming referendum will be tion), things are back up in the air. I don't trative process to construct this year fundraiser today critical in determining whether or not VU think it will stop the process but it will make of planning a in the Union takes part in the service. The city plans to the transit committee and senate think twice build. Thousands of dollars Great Hall from begin bus service in August, with or without simply because if the enthusiasm is not there "First there that VU's Habitat group 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. participation from the university. we don't want to commit to something stu is an application hopes to raise along The fundraiser 13 with the city The transit committee has set a goal of dents will not use," Tomlinson said. process that is is co-hosted by 50 percent par- « In preparation run by the city. the city's Thousands of houses ticipation from for the upcoming Then once they Habitat chapter what s next built by Habitat the student body referendum, the receive applica and together, the worldwide since its for the referen Transir proposal information sessions committee has tions from two organiza founding in 1976 dum, an ambi April 16 - Alumni Hall 7 to 8 p.m. planned multiple potential home tions hope to tious aim con information ses owners they interview all applicants and April 17 - Brandt Hall 7 to 8 p.m. raise $13,000 for this year's building proj sidering that the sions around cam select an owner," said Gulliksen. ects. The fundraiser will consist of demon Scheele Hall 8 to 9 p.m. last contested pus for the week But the process doesn't stop there. strations, free food and the chance to test election for VU April 18 - Lankenau Hall 7 to 8 p.m. leading up to the Members then have to purchase land with out cooking products. The event is open to student body Wehrenberg Hall 8 to 9 p.m. student vote. money raised. This year, Habitat received a the community as well as the university. president These sessions are April 19 - Union Round Table 7 to 8:30 p.m. special grant, enabling them to plan for "It's kind of exciting," said sophomore brought out intended to give more building sites than normal in the com Larry Gatz, Habitat's Webmaster and co- April 23 - Union Round Table 7 to 8:30 p.m. fewer than 25 students an oppor ing months. vice president. "This is the first time we percent of stu Referendum voting tunity to ask ques "We received a grant from Thrivent have done this fundraiser and it is pretty dents. Of the April 24 and 25 - Union main lounge from tions about the Association, which is a nation-wide insur large scale. We are hoping it goes over real students partici- route or air any ance organization that partners with ly well." 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. paring in the ref grievances they Habitat, and so our goal for the next year is Habitat is also planning a basketball erendum, the committee would like to see may have with the plan. to try and build two whole houses," benefit event, which features students tak two-thirds approve the plan. But since the "All the information we have, we want Gulliksen said. ing on faculty members. The proceeds for committee is asking for a significant finan everyone on the campus to have," Dahl said. Currently the group only has one plot the event will go towards funding next cial commitment from students, members "We want people to ask us questions and be of land to build on. Work will begin on one year's service projects. believe the high goals are necessary. well informed of what they are voting for. house on that plot, while members say they The school chapter meets at 9:30 p.m. "If students really want this, they will We welcome questions and we welcome remain hopeful that they will be able to every Thursday at Mueller Hall. Interested show up. We don't want to coerce people," people to contact us." start on a second house within the year. students are encouraged to attend meetings Dahl said. "If 50 percent come out, that The referendum is scheduled for April Habitat houses are built for low- and anyone can participate in the weekend shows us that people are really interested, 24 and 25 with information sessions begin income families. Those who are awarded build trips. yes or no." ning on April 16. homes are still expected to pay part of the If the 50 percent threshold is not Contact Colin Selbo at bill, but are given grants that are associated Contact Sam Ruffin at reached, Tomlinson said that the committee torch .news @ valpo .edu. with Habitat. Local appliance stores donate torch .news @ valpo .edu.
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supposed to solve all of the problems and it created more." Trinkle assures stu dents that these changes will be positive ones, and that the campus is moving in the right direction. "It will allow us to address some deficiencies in our current anti-virus software that we discov ered in the latest worm attack," Trinkle said. "No package works perfectly or keeps systems perfectly safe these days, but the bottom line is that we A special ultraviolet eaaiera stake*. IX anticipate these additions possible to s«e the u«4erlyl»s; skta damage 4aa* fey tJie aua, aad giace 1 £a 5 will give everyone highly Aasetisaa* will develop skis e*se«r la valued new features that their llfetlM, what better NMN to are more reliable and always t&»« *a»*er*«a, #ear pt»t«stiir« secure." ftlotfctt *&« us* camas ««&««. Tim Stride/Torch A man uses a bulldozer to smooth out piles of soggy dirt on campus this week Despite the return of wet, Contact Heather frigid conditions, work crews have begun the task of preparing campus for spring commencement exercises. Dueball at torch .news @ valpo .edu. Three or four colleagues, who are all Republicans, were in Syria yesterday, and I didn't hear the White House speaking out about that." - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi about her trip to Syria; the White A7 / THE VETORCH P House requested she not go TORCH A FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 (&±= STAFF EDITORIAL w^ Still some room for 4 fa SEASON senate to improve The semester is almost over. That means it's time for Student Senate to get to work. No matter how devoted each year's senate may seem, it never fails that the final few meetings of the year seem to last forever. While just a couple of weeks ago meetings lasted no more than half an hour, now meetings inevitably drag on into the wee hours of the morning. But despite the lengthy debates, it's hard to complain. At least they're doing something. And for the most part, the governing body is doing things pretty well, especially when it comes to handling budgets this year. Unlike previous years, when senators discussed and voted on each budget at separate times, the finance committee decided to present all of the budgets before amend ments were added or votes taken. This decision was a logical one, and one that should have been made years ago. Not only has it allowed senators to get a better grasp on the lim ited amount of money they have to spread across a number of diverse budgets, it has also given student organizations the opportunity to discuss their budgets with senators before a final vote is taken. The key here, however, is communication. It's only reasonable to expect that senators who are not on finance committee are also talking with organizations about budgets. Then again, government isn't always reasonable. Maybe we're asking too much. There does seem to be persistent resistance among some senators, year after year, to do work outside of the weekly meetings. Lengthy dis cussions occur on the senate floor regarding small problems that could have been taken care of before meetings. Changes to important proposals are introduced off the cuff. There has not been much to complain about with this year's senate, but it would be nice to see more evidence that more effort has been put in ahead of time. It's time for the trolley It is clear that a lot of thought has gone into the proposed Valparaiso public transportation system, both on the part of the city council and by Student Senate's executive board. It is obvious that the city wants Valparaiso University to be a part of the proposed trolley plan. Here's the best part of the plan: not only does the current proposal include a separate VU route with two trolleys devoted exclusively to shut tling college students around town, but it also includes a bus route that will offer weekend drop-off and pick-up service to the South Shore Line's Dune Park train station. The inclusion of this bus route was more important to the proposal than the VU trolley route. While students can reasonably walk to Wal- Mart and the Marketplace (even during winter), coordinating a ride to ©MfiKK the train station is always complicated. This aspect of the proposal alone 40\0emo or global vision. For most, it takes more than just LISA HERBST, BUSINESS MANAGER BRAD ANDERSON, OPINION EDITOR tionally prepared to share the pain of a struggling vil school, it takes time. SOREN NIEMINEN, ADVERTISING MANAGER BECKY MALEWTTZ, PHOTO EDITOR lage? To watch a family with AIDS die before their STEPHANIE LEHMAN, CAMPUS EDITOR MlCHELE IRZYK, GRAPHIC DESIGNER JON EATON, NEWS EDITOR OLIVIA HILLMER, COPY EDITOR eyes? Kathleen Johnson
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A8 FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 QPINJON/EDrTORIAL THE TORCH Prideful Pelosi is College gym class ruining US. policy delivers no results "We came in would not be delayed. In elementary sucks to have and you wonder who stuck friendship, hope In addition, her visit and treatment of school we always you with it. and determined Syria runs counter to the Bush administra had recess. It If students have not realized the bene that the road to tion's purpose in freezing diplomatic rela was a time to fits of exercise at this juncture in their aca Damascus is a tions with the country. It undermined the beat up on little demic careers, I would deem them worthy road to peace." goal, to put pressure on the Syrian regime kids, have rock of the 'dunce cap.' I would classify them as Jeremy Lippert So said to stop supporting terrorism and meddling Soren Nieminen fights or play bird-brained dodos who can't tell the dif Speaker of the in Lebanon. As the administration pointed four-square. I ference between a book and a brick wall, as TORCH STAFF WRITER TORCH STAFF WRITER House Nancy out, the visit sent mixed signals to Syria was a big believ both are a means of stopping them from Pelosi after recently visiting with Syrian and to the international community. er in the latter of those. really going anywhere. President Bashar al-Assad. This sending of mixed signals and It was a time for exercise, a way to bal As a class, Healthy Lifestyles has not Of course, many might question this contradiction of U.S. foreign policy intro ance out education and fitness. We had been very productive. The first meeting of assertion when they consider that Syria is duces another problem: the Logan Act. gym class as well. This was a way to edu the class lasted a few minutes and we alleged to be a state sponsor of terrorism in Some have now asserted that Pelosi violat cate the younger generations on the bene received some handouts. The second Israel and Iraq, supporting groups like ed this law and could be charged with a fits of being healthy and fit. We had to run involved an Oprah Winfrey video. The only Hezbollah and Hamas. And Syrian officials felony. the mile, do sit-ups and push-ups and play exercise that is really done in the class is a appear to be doing their best to foil a UN The Logan Act was created in 1799 to team sports together. mile and a half run and sit-ups. investigation into the nation's interference prevent U.S. citizens from communicating In middle school we got rid of recess The remainder of the time spent out of in Lebanon. "without authority of the United States ... and carried on with the mandatory gym class is allocated for reading the $50 text Others might question Pelosi's own in relation to any disputes or controversies class, usually spearheaded by a very over book we had to buy - money well spent, interference with U.S. diplomacy. As a with the United States, or to defeat the weight and balding man (a kind of oxy according to VU. Luckily enough, we'll get member of Congress, it is not a speaker's measures of the United States." The fact moron considering the curriculum of the the opportunity to sell it back to the book responsibility to conduct relations with for that Pelosi's trip to Syria was without class) or a very buff woman. This was usu store for a nickel, maybe a shiny one. I eign governments. Yet it is clear that Pelosi authority and contradicted the executive ally held twice a (and perhaps the other representatives who branch's diplomatic measures and policies week and the accompanied her) did exactly that. places the speaker in a potentially compro teacher would I feel the same about mandatory President Bush asked Pelosi and her mising position. preach the require companions not to make the trip, citing the Pelosi may be considering a visit to ments of proper gym in college as I do about herpes. current U.S. policy of avoiding official Iran as well. Considering that nation's stretching, plenty of contact with Syria. threats to Israel, quest for nuclear arms and water and 20 min It really sucks to have, and you Instead, the speaker spent her time in active support of terrorism in Iraq, it is to utes of exercise per Israel con be hoped that the speaker does not create a day. wonder who stuck you with it. sulting with pattern of unsanctioned and potentially The class Prime Perhaps Pelosi compromising diplomatic missions. would begin by sep Minister Then again, the visit could have been a arating males and females into their respec guess VU thinks that we just are not moti Ehud Olmert is displaying a simple political gambit, designed largely to tive locker rooms, which always reeked of vated enough to do exercise on our own, and then draw attention to the speaker and her many sweaty unpleasantries. The students but must be required to take a class about it engaged in a bit of hubris. views. This view was espoused by some would then march out and file into ranks at eight in the morning. bit of "shut commentators in the Middle East. In any before the illustrious gym teacher. It was Give me physics, give me calculus, tle diploma case, she has done the United States a dis time for roll call. We then ran a couple give me memorizations of the monarchs cy" to Syria, supposedly on Israel's behalf. service - she is a high-ranking official act laps, usually with the teacher at your side of ancient Egypt, but don't give me a Unfortunately, Pelosi's actions have ing with an air of authority and yet contra driving in a golf cart. hare-brained excuse for a last minute been a large step in the wrong direction. dicting the official policy of the country. Then we participated in the various attempt at instilling "exercise" into the Initially, her attempt to bring Israel Perhaps Pelosi is demonstrating a bit sports that the school could afford. My young hearts at VU. I'm pretty sure it and Syria together resulted in a miscommu- of hubris. It was she who gleefully called school was cheap, so we just played dodge hasn't changed since we all took gym nication. She stated that Olmert was ready herself "the most powerful woman in ball. We learned the difference between about, oh, one year ago. I don't care to engage in peace talks with al-Assad, but America" and flexed her arm and she who 'aerobic' and 'anaerobic' and about treating about learning the "six dimensions of Olmert's office quickly clarified that "what needed a larger Air Force jet to fly non your body right. wellness." It is ambiguous terminology was discussed ... did not include any stop between San Francisco and Then came high school and we had that has been made up by some company change in Israel's policy" and that it con Washington D.C. gym again. These classes evolved into that wants to make a profit by selling it to siders Syria "part of the axis of evil and a If it is a matter of hubris, she (and weightlifting and running up and down the gullible universities. These same universi party encouraging terrorism in the entire many other Congressional representatives) bleachers. Alas, eventually graduation ties use these classes as justification that Middle East." would do well to remember why they are came, and I presumed the exhumation of they are promoting exercise, so that par When she left for the Middle East, "in power." They have been elected by any more required gym classes. Then ents won't get worried. Pelosi also stranded an emergency appro their constituents to represent them before 'Healthy Lifestyles' was introduced, a pro It's self-righteous drivel that students priations bill for soldiers in Iraq. She the rest of the country and the world, not to gram dedicated to promoting a healthy way should have learned a long time ago. failed to appoint conferees, delaying the satisfy their own vanity. of life at Valparaiso University. final legislation to the point that The views expressed are solely those of I fail to see the use of this class. I feel The views expressed are solely those of Republican leaders drafted a letter urging the writer. Contact Jeremy Lippert at the same way about mandatory gym in the writer. Contact Soren Nieminen at her to return so that funding for the troops torch .opinion @ valpo .edu. college as I do about herpes - it really torch .opinion @ valpo .edu.
"The people who made the cafeteria menu must not be "We're getting pretty tired of reading all the complaints aware that America is overweight. Why is it so hard to get about construction at VU. As study abroad students an ocean some healthy food around here? I really don't want to have away, we would gladly trudge through the mud and navigate to choose between greasy chicken or a plain old salad the maze of fences to be back at home on campus with warm everyday." and friendly faculty, good friends and stimulating classes." - April 7 -April 12
"I don't need a gym class to tell me how fat I am." "Death metal bands are people, too." -April 9 -April 10
"You may have crushed my soul, but you will never have "Don't you think it's ridiculous that people throw furniture my boots!" when their teams lose in the first week of the season? I do." - April 10 -April 11
"I can't believe The Source is running public service "What do people have against the New York Times? announcements about how to stop global warming. Hello! Clearly they do not appreciate solid journalism. The idea It's not man-made! You're being lied to!" that their stories are slanted to the left is clearly rightist -April 10 • propaganda designed to undermine the truth." -April 12 "Don't worry Flicker. Should the NCAA ever change their rules and require all football games to be played on racquet "Geraldo Rivera plus Bill O'Reilly equals bad TV. ball courts our VU football team will be way ahead of the Geraldo: 1, Bill: 0." competition. I mean, they don't play outside, why should -April 12 they practice out there as well?" -April 11 >» The views expressed in Flicker are solely those of individual members of the campus community. Send an "The irony in all of this is that probably about five percent of Americans have heard of Don Imus before all this." BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION AOL Instant Message to Flicker at VUTorch with your - April 11 comments. And remember, it's anonymous. [mlb] Jim Thome and the While Sox . faceoff against the Indians at 6 05 A9 / THE TORCH / FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 p.m. tonight on Comcast Mid-Con win streak ended OFFENSIVE WOES for Crusaders Crusader baseball team records 17th loss of the season Women's tennis loses first conference match in two seasons Dan Sipocz
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After dropping their first conference match in two years last week, the Valparaiso University women's tennis team had to respond. The team did respond, but the defending Mid-Continent Conference champions left Las Vegas shaking their heads. "(The first conference loss) was disap pointing," said senior Rachel Janssen. "It was not one of our better matches." The final match of the weekend did not go as planned but still brought some positive results.' The Crusaders (8-9, 2-2 Mid-Con) began the day by dropping the doubles points to Southern Utah. Janssen and Julie Wingstrom fell, 8-6, at the top spot while sophomore Jenny Schwartz and sophomore Kim Sajevic were defeated 8-4. "The weather in Valpo forced us to can cel two matches previous to the Las Vegas trip so we went two weeks without compet ing," Wingstrom said. "I was having trouble with my serve and we were coming to the net at the .wrong. timed We got .up 4-1 right away and then lost our momentum and aggressive ness in the second half of the match." Singles action was a different story, however. VU recorded wins in the top four spots to clinch the 4-3 win over the Thunderbirds. It took a 6-2, 6-2 win from Janssen and a 6-1,6-1 win from senior Whitney Chada to get things going. Sajevic and senior Kate Evangelist finished off the match as 6-2, 6-1 and 6-0, 6-2 winners. VU had a chance to bounce back on Friday only to see a disappointing split of Becky Malewitz/Torch two matches. Freshman third baseman Josh Wallace attempts the putout of a Robert Morris runner earlier this season. The first match was a 4-0 victory for VU over Oakland. Nick Kovatch they think they'll lose," Woodson said. Jason Brunelli hit his first home run of the The doubles point was taken behind an "They start to press. We've got to score runs season in the first inning with two outs, a TORCH STAFF WRITER 8-3 win by Evangelist and Chada while for them early." three-run shot to put the brown and gold up Janssen and Wingstrom chipped in a close 9- The Valparaiso University baseball In other action, VU traveled to 3-0. 8 win to claim the doubles point. team dropped its first home game of the sea Southern Illinois last weekend to take on the Brunelli then reached on an error in the Singles action went much easier for VU son on Tuesday, losing to Indiana State, 5-1. Salukis. fourth inning and scored on an RBI single as Evangelist recorded a 6-2, 6-0 win while It was the fifth and final game of the season V U by freshman Mark Schoeck. Janssen logged a 6-4, 6-0 win of her own. between the two teams. in the game was able The Salukis tacked on a run in the Sajevic clinched the match with a 6-2, 6-2 The Crusaders got a solid start from to split a fourth, but the Crusaders got the run right win at the third spot. senior Harvey Yergin (1-5), but once again >GLANCE: The Crusaders two-game back in the top half of the fifth after senior "I moved the ball around well and could not provide the necessary run support. have lost two straight series, Jeff Rickert's first round-tripper of the sea mixed up the spins on my shots," Janssen "That might have been our worst loss of games, scoring one run in winning son made it 5-1. said. "She did not move very well on the the year," said head coach Tracy Woodson. the two contests. the first It was then be Wallace's turn to put one court so I just tried to make her move and "We didn't look like we had any emotion. I >VU's RECORD: 8-17 game, 6- over the fence as the freshman hit his first force her to make the error." was disappointed in the way we played." (Mid-Con 0-0) 5, on collegiate homerun in the seventh inning to The second match of the day against Indiana State jumped out in front in the >TOMORROW: Crusaders Friday put VU up 6-1. at North Dakota State IUPUI was a close battle but the Crusaders second inning on a two-run single from and drop "It was pretty cool," Wallace said of his ultimately fell 4-3 after dropping the doubles Ryan Strausborger to take a 2-0 lead. ping the homerun. "I got a good pitch to hit up in the point. The only run VU was able to get on the second contest, 7-0, on Saturday afternoon. zone and I got a good swing on it." The first win of the day for the brown board off of ISU pitcher Matt Shelton (2-0) The second game saw SIU pitcher The Salukis came back with three runs and gold did not come from the top spot, but came in the fifth as freshman Josh Wallace Cody Adams (8-1) toss a complete-game in their half of the seventh and added anoth from the third flight where Sajevic came drove in an unearned run on a fielder's masterpiece, as he threw a two-hit shutout. er in the eighth before junior Dallas from behind to win a hard-fought match in choice with the bases loaded to make the The game was close through the first Cawiezell came in to pitch the final 1.2 three sets 3-6, 6-2, 6-4. score 2-1. five innings as senior pitcher Nick Mazzone innings and earn his first save of the season. Chada added the second win, helping But that would be all the scoring for the (1-4) held the Salukis scoreless early. SIU Senior Elliot Gibbs (2-2) earned the VU climb back into the match with a 6-4, 6- brown and gold as Shelton pitched a gem, broke the tie with three runs in the sixth, win going six innings, giving up three runs 4 win. Schwartz then won in straight sets 7- going 7.2 innings, giving up three hits, an forcing Mazzone out of the game. He on seven hits. 5,7-5 to tie the match at three all. unearned run and striking out nine. allowed three runs on six hits and three "He's thrown two good games in a row But sophomore Lindsey Gustafson came The Sycamores added three more runs walks while striking out three. SIU then for us," Woodson said. "That was probably up short in her effort, falling in a close 6-4,6- in the seventh inning off Yergin, who tacked on four insurance runs in the eighth our best win of the year. We scored runs 4 match. pitched 6.1 innings giving up five runs (four to make it 7-0. early, added to our lead, and won a close earned) on 10 hits while striking out six. The first game of the series on Friday game." Contact Dan Sipocz at "I think sometimes the pitchers get to saw the Crusader bats come alive ass they Contact Nick Kovatch at torch .sports@ valpo .edu the point where they can't give up runs or belted three home runs in the game. Junior [email protected] A10 FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 SPORTS THE TORCH
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Hall of Famer Eddie Robinson, who passed away last week, coached at Grambling State for 55 seasons. He is second on the all-time college football wins list with 408. PASSING OF A LEGEND Longtime great Eddie Robinson opened doors for future minority coaches
Fifty-five seasons as Early on in his coaching career be honest, when I heard the news of his live on. The same is true for the numbers head coach of Robinson faced the struggles of having to death, I had to think for a few moments to people will think of when speaking of Grambling State practice in sand instead of on a grass field recall who he was. Robinson. University. and not being able to stay overnight on road But look up the stats, the records, the Still, the importance of his successes 408 wins at a his trips. But his teams still performed well and undefeated seasons and the players coached has been lost over time. As time goes on, torically black college. held their heads high because of the strong - including Super Bowl XXII MVP Doug people forget the conditions of the past and Second on the list leader they saw in Robinson. Williams - and you would be crazy not to the demographic of coaches around the Ron Castor of all-time wins in col Over his half-century of coaching, he say that he shouldn't be mentioned in the country. TORCH STAFF WRITER lege football history. sent 200 players to the NFL, many of whom same breath as the other greats. On Oct. 5, 1985, Robinson entered the The milestones on the field are impor were not blue chip stars coming out of high For some time Robinson was the face record books as the all-time winningest tant, but the doors Eddie Robinson opened school. He gave hope to young black kids of all black coaches in college football. coach in college football. He relinquished need to be spoken of first. around the country who aspired to become There was no one better to be their leader, that title years ago when John Gagliardi of Sports are in many ways an avenue for coaches, making them believe that one day considering he won nine National Black St. John's in Minnesota passed him. social change. And when it came to social they could be on the sidelines as well. College championships as well as 17 titles But that day in 1985 will always be change, Robinson was up to the task. Before there were black coaches at schools in the Southwestern Athletic Conference - a remembered. On that day he not only got Robinson is one of the most important like Michigan State or Mississippi State, predominantly black conference. another victory on the field, but more figures of his era. As a result of his stellar there were historically black colleges, and at He is seen by many as a trailblazer for importantly won another battle for social record and the dominance of his teams, he the top of the heap was Robinson. his effort in integrating African-Americans change. received attention from the media, and there People will often conjure up the names into the coaching community. This is a title was no person better to represent the of all-time great coaches like Bobby he deserves. The views expressed are solely those of African-American community. He took the Bowden, Joe Paterno and Paul "Bear" The record and milestones that he gar the writer. Contact Ron Castor at exposure in stride and with the utmost class. Bryant. But Robinson is often forgotten. To nered during his long career will always torch .sports @ valpo .edu. Weather blows away Crusaders Men's tennis team battles elements, UIC in 12th loss of season had a weak backhand, and just kept singles, especially Dave Mike Haase teams held serve to give the brown pair of Sebastian Lystad and Andy and gold a 1-0 advantage. UIC then Lockhart getting the first break of going to it, as well as getting to net (Bukowski) and Mike Wagner. We TORCH STAFF WRITER took the early momentum, break serve at 4-3. The VU duo of soph more," Wagner said. were in the match late," Daugherty Mother Nature can throw you ing serve at first and third doubles omore Alex Lau and junior Mike For as hard as they came back said. "This was a great tune-up a curveball sometimes. Battling to go ahead, 2-1. The first match to Shideler had to try and come from in their second sets, Bukowski and going into conference play, espe swirling winds that did not help go final was the third doubles behind, but eventually lost the Wagner's opponents, Eric Fey and cially playing our two toughest boost temperatures at the match, which saw VU's Dave match, 8-4, giving UIC the doubles Andy Lockhart, came back schools off the bat". Valparaiso University Tennis Bukowski and Mike Wagner fall 8- point. stronger, taking the third sets by The Crusaders open up Mid- Complex on Tuesday afternoon, 2 to Sean Kreymborg and Sam "We knew the doubles would equal scores of 6-1. Venegas, in the Con play today in Indianapolis the Crusaders men's tennis team Sweeney. be huge. You win close matches by second singles flight, dropped his against last year's regular season dropped a 7-0 match to the The Crusaders got their lone getting the doubles point," said first set 6-4, only to win the second champions, Oral Roberts, and the University of Illinois at Chicago. match win of the day at second head coach Jim Daugherty, whose 6-4. Venegas dropped the third set defending tournament champs, "We haven't played outdoors doubles, as seniors Nic Kooyers team fell to 3-12 with the loss. tiebreaker 10-7. Western Illinois. in awhile, so it took some time to and Joe Venegas defeated Eric Fey The Crusader forced four Despite not taking a point "We need to take the good get used to the cold, wind and the and Bastian Harbo of UIC, 8-6. matches to three sets in singles against future Horizon League from this match and use it against sun," said senior Dave Bukowski, Kooyers and Venegas got a key play. Both Bukowski and Wagner opponent UIC, Daugherty is confi ORU," Shideler said. "There's a lot one of three seniors playing his service break to tie the match at 4- came back from 6-0 first sets to dent in his team going into their of potential on this team. We just final home match for VU. 4 and would hold serve for the win. win their second sets 6-1 and 6-3 first Mid-Continent Conference need to show it." The doubles play started out The first doubles match was respectively. cluster of the season. Contact Mike Haase at well for the Crusaders, as all three close most of the way, with UIC's "I caught on that my opponent "We came back fighting in torch .sports @ valpo .edu. THE TORCH SPORTS FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 All Master of the universe Underdog Zach lohnson defeats Augusta en route to beating the best in the world It finally showed its it's this one. Woods couldn't hit a fairway to teeth. It finally tested save his life. He had to break a club to get the world's best back to one on Sunday. golfers. But above all Stuart Applebee, the leader going into else it produced a win the final round, hit duck hooks and mad ner named ... Zach banana slices into the trees. Johnson? Nonetheless, even with the high scores, Andrew Hansen The Masters tour it was still another magical Sunday. The TORCH STAFF WRITER nament this year had drama was still there, bad drives and horri some surprises, but ble putts in all. When Woods eagled the par- none were sweeter than the kid from Iowa 5 13th hole, the Tiger buzz was in the bringing home the green jacket. spring air. On golf's biggest stage, at its most He was coming back, closing in on his famous course, Johnson showed the utmost third straight major and the inexperienced mettle, upstaging not only major champions Johnson. But, that was when Augusta like Tiger Woods and Retief Goosen, but National showed its strength and offered calmly shooting a 69 in the final round en reward for the consistent competitors. route to a two-shot win. Woods went on to dump his second What made this Masters so memorable shot in the water at 15 and the sand trap on was that David slew two Goliaths. We have 17 and Augusta quickly tamed Tiger. Johnson, who had one tour win before this While Tiger Woods played in the water major and who wasn't even the best player and beach, Johnson sealed his first major on his high school golf team. with a cool calm and collected up and down Then, there is Tiger Woods: one of, if on 18. not the best golfer of all time, a four-time I for one could not believe he fought Masters champion and the epitome of intim off the pressure of Woods, and more impor idation. tantly, the course. Add into the mix the testy Augusta Scores were all over the place through National, one of the toughest courses in the out the weekend, including a mind-boggling world playing long, hard, windy and cold. average of 77.4 on Saturday. Johnson was not supposed to win this Therefore, the best players in the world tournament. are supposed to be at the top. But Woods But, like many Masters Tournaments couldn't convert, Phil Mickleson was before this one, expect the unexpected. nowhere to be found - he finished tied for It was great to see the best players in 24th - and Vijay Singh hacked on the week the world try to manage their way around end. Augusta National. That being said, manage The best players in the world caved ... would be an understatement for this week except for the guy from Iowa. end's play. Anything is possible at the Masters. Johnson's four-day total of one over par was the highest in Masters history. The views expressed are solely those of If there is one tournament in the world the writer. Contact Andrew Hansen at Gerry Melendez/MCT which players will buckle under pressure, torch .sports @ valpo .edu. Zach Johnson is awarded the green jacket by last year's Masters winner, Phil Mickelson. Are both Duke and Rutgers players victims? Injustice in Durham fails to promote the anger that Imus' comments did
Bernie Miklasz Wednesday by the North Carolina attorney general, Roy Cooper, who held nothing ST. LOUIS POST-DISPTACH back in criticizing this as a shoddy, shame ST. LOUIS - Any discussion of race in less and baseless prosecution. America invariably leads to frustration and But these Duke players will always be a profound feeling of futility. It's virtually stained by the mud of these false allega impossible to have a meaningful dialogue tions. on the subject. Before any of the facts came in, these While not exactly defending Don Imus' players were essentially deemed guilty by unprovoked, racist and sexist insults direct the Duke administration, the local Durham, ed at the women's basketball team at N.C., community, and the national media. Rutgers, some of my white friends have So how do they get their good names back? attempted to rationalize the comments by I want to know why the angry forces, redirecting the conversation in the most pre white and black, that mobilized to take Imus dictable of diversions: changing the topic. down aren't heading to Durham, N.C., to Instead of dealing specifically with condemn the despicable wrongdoing that Imus, they'll cite race-based insults hurled threatened the very freedom of the Duke by black comedians and athletes. In other players. words, if Chris Rock makes fun of whites Is this because they're white males who (or blacks) in a stand-up comedy routine, or come from affluent backgrounds? It should if Charles Barkley says something silly on n't matter; they are still victims. TNT, somehow this means Imus gets a free I'm not playing down what happened pass. to the Rutgers women. But they were vic Hardly. Wrong is wrong, but context is tims of name-calling from a worn-out shock important. When a comedian speaks in jock. humorous generalities about the differences And I believe that some good is com between races, that's considerably different ing out of this for Rutgers; because of the from Imus spontaneously slurring a specific publicity, we've gotten an opportunity to group of people such as the Rutgers players, learn a lot more about the players. And who have names, faces, identities and fami they're an impressive lineup. lies. Just about anyone who saw the Rutgers We're quick to leap and uphold the coach and players speak at length Tuesday honor of the Rutgers women by beating up would come away thinking that this would on Imus. be a great team to be a part of. But I'm just wondering: Where is the By calling them a bad name, Imus gave outrage over the blatant injustice endured by the world a chance to discover just how three members of Duke's men's lacrosse wonderful these players truly are. team? And the three Duke players? Well, The three players were formally they'll get on with their lives, except that John Sleezer/MCT accused of rape and other trumped-up the word "rapist" will follow them forever. Former Duke lacrosse players Dave Evans (left) and Collin Finnerty at a press conference. charges that finally got tossed away on And I ask again: Where is the outrage? [nba] "In a playoff preview, Texas titans San Antonio and Dallas clash one last A12 / THE TORCH / FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007 f time at 2:30 p.m. Sunday on ABC REVERSAL OF FORTUNE Crusader softball team on track to get 20 victories after three-win week
Chris Binnall
TORCH STAFF WRITER
April showers usually bring May flowers, and with the recent string of unfavorable weather this week, it would seem to be a sign that things will be green and blooming in a mat ter of weeks. Regardless of the weather, the Valparaiso University women's softball team isn't going to wait around until spring to make its mark on the campus landscape. On the verge of a 20-win season through a mere 26 games, and two seasons removed from a 1-26 start, the Crusaders (17-9, 4-2 Mid-Con) split a doubleheader with Northern Illinois, winning 8-6 in nine innings before falling in the nightcap, 4-1. "This is exactly what we've been working towards since I've been here," said junior Alicia Ashburn. "(We're) getting better each season (in order) to create a championship ball team. We've all worked hard to get to where we're at, and it is gratifying to be where we are, but at the same time this is what we've expected ourselves to do from day one." Despite the cold, the Crusader bats were hot from the start of the first contest against the Huskies, compiling three quick runs in the opening inning. Batting leadoff for the first time this season, senior Taylor Callahan started the game with a ringing double and scored the game's first run on senior Beth Adamski's bases loaded hit by pitch. Junior Tracy Korth capped off the offensive outburst with a two-RBI single in the frame. NIU responded quickly with three runs of their own in the bottom half of the inning, but the Crusaders retook the lead, 4-3, in the second as junior Shannon Robinson drove in Callahan from second. Tim Stride/Torch With the game knotted at 4-4 in the sixth, Ashburn laid down a bunt that turned disastrous for the Huskies, seeing an Junior Tracy Korth takes a swing during a game this week Korth has batted in seven runs this year. error lead to a Crusader run and a 5-4 disadvantage. Tied at six in the top of the ninth, Callahan registered her "In years past we haven't played St. Joe's to the best of tesy of a Callahan sacrifice fly and an Adamski RBI single. fourth hit of the contest, a two-run single to push the VU lead our ability," Zappia said, "and I think that this year we really Sophomore Ashley Wolter drove in a single run in the to 8-6 and set the stage for junior Andrea Zappia's third save stepped it up. St. Joe's is a team that we should easily beat second, before Ashburn belted a two-run homerun to cap off of the season in the bottom half of the inning. and it's a mark of a good team when you can always play at the Crusader scoring for the contest and pad the VU lead to a In the nightcap, the Crusader bats faltered after taking an your own level. Being able to beat them while playing some comfortable 5-0. early 1-0 lead in the third inning, seeing VU fall by a 4-1 pretty bad softball is a good sign for our team and our pro The Crusaders next take the field tomorrow against score. gram." Mid-Continent Conference opponent IUPUI at home in a Ashburn scored the lone run of the contest while Zappia The Pumas jumped out to an early 2-0 lead in the first doubleheader beginning at 2 p.m. took the loss. contest, but Zappia settled down, allowing two hits over the "The expectation of the IUPUI series is a three-game "We didn't have a good defensive game against NIU," final six innings while the Crusader bats warmed up amidst sweep," Callahan said. "Our team and coaching staff expect Ashburn said, "but we were always in the ball game with the the afternoon's snow flurries. nothing less. We know we're a better team, and if we accom attitude that we would come back and could win both After scoring a run in the fourth, VU took a 5-2 lead in plish the goals that we have set for the weekend, I don't see games." the fifth, scoring four runs, tallying three consecutive singles how we'll come out (with anything less) than a three-game On Monday, the Crusaders took full advantage of the and a two-run double by freshman Whitney Warner. sweep. Our team is hungry, and we know this weekend is big nine-day game-less streak brought on by the weather, sweep In the second game, the brown and gold picked up for our hopes of winning the conference." ing Saint Joseph's College (Ind.), 5-2 and 5-1 at home. where they left off, scoring two runs in the first inning, cour Contact Chris Binnall at [email protected]. Slicing and dicing preseason predictions A-Rod and Dice-K are just some of the surprises early in the MLB season Perhaps there was a to face Matsuzaka Wednesday night eight offensive lineup, but because the "big story" Now, A-Rod leads the league handily dual meaning to Daisuke years after facing him in Japan, fans were has been overshadowed across the league in with six home runs, two more than any other Matsuzaka's nickname, grabbing hold of the story like they had it's first two weeks. player. "Dice-K," when it was attended the first match up between the two Take a look at the Chicago Cubs. Their Forget stories of A-Rod choking, the first established. It was with their Seibu Lions season tickets in preseason headlines were provided by their speculation now is about how many records undoubtedly a roll of the 1999. big money acquisitions of Alfonso Soriano, he'll break by the year's end. Mark Schoeck dice to spend more than "I hope he arouses the fire that's dor Mark DeRosa, Ted Lilly and others. What Baseball is proving reporters wrong this TORCH STAFF WRITER $100 million to claim the mant in the innermost recesses of my soul," are Cubs fans drooling over now? Take a year, and it couldn't be any more gratifying Japanese ace. Ichiro said of Dice-K in an eyebrow-raising look at the NL batting average leaders. Two to see. But now as Dice-K begins his Major pre-game statement. "I plan to face him with Cubs sit at the top two spots - Derrek Lee Obnoxious pre-game stories have been League career in America it seems as though the zeal of a challenger." followed by Aramis Ramirez. Even the overshadowed by miraculous performances he is worth every penny. Dice-K gave up just three runs to the team's capture of big name manager Lou in the season's first 10 games, leaving the He is tied for fourth in the American Mariners in the loss. But the winning pitcher Piniella now takes a back seat to the success media wondering why they didn't predict it League with 14 strikeouts while posting only was just-turned 21-year-old Felix Hernandez that Lee and Ramirez have had in the Cubs' and analyze it before it happened. two walks with a 2.57 earned run average who threw a one-hitter complete game openers. Major League Baseball analysts will after his first two starts. The Red Sox clearly shutout and did not allow a runner to reach Remember the booing sound coming continue to roll the dice with their statistical landed a worthy righty. second base. It was King Felix who aroused from New York last season? The preseason predictions, but there is one thing they fail to When the combination of American and the post-game chatter, leaving the pre-game Yankee speculation was whether or not Alex realize: in every drawn-out story hides a Japanese media filled Fenway Park to the stories dormant in the innermost recesses of Rodriguez would buckle under the pressure more important one. brim with cameras and reporters, Boston Fenway Park. for the second season in a row or not. execs decided to tear down part of their out Baseball analysts should have expected His first at bat of the season, Yankee The views expressed are solely those of field wall to allow for more media. Wednesday night's twist. Not because fans woke from their slumber for another the writer. Contact Mark Schoeck at And when Ichiro Suzuki came to Boston Hernandez was expected to one-hit a great loud boo. torch .sports @ valpo .edu. r li- (z±/ occaisions for thought on campus and abroad
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'toygers' ready to take over the world, B2 Friday, April 13, 2007 [happenings] The Torch Friday, March 13 Softball, 4 p jn. @ Softball Field
VU vs. IUPUI
Chicago Bulls Game, bus leaves at 5:15 p.m. @ Union
Jazz Fest, 7:30 pjn. reat Hall VU Faculty. jrre Observatory Open, 7:30 p.m* @ Gellersen Bad weather location will b dls 234
Saturday, March 14 Prospective Studerr
Softball, 12 p.m. & 2 p.m. @ Softball Field VU vs. IUPUI
Catholic Mass, 5:15 p.m. @ St. Teresa's
Praise Concert, 6 p,m. @ VUCA
Jazz Fest, 7 & 9:30 p.m. @ Union Great Hall The Charles Mingus Big Band will perform
Freshman Dance, 8 p.m. @ CCLIR
Sunday, March 15
Worship Service, 8:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m. @ Chapel
Mass, 8 a.m., 11 a.m. & 9 p.m. @ St. Teresa's
CORE Film, 3 & 8 p.m. @ Neils 234 The film is "Dead Man Walking," directed by Tim Robbins Candlelight Service, 10 p.m. @ Chapel
Monday, March 16 Liturgical Institute Conference
Softball, 12 & 2 p.m. @ Softball Field
VU vs. IUPUI
Kretzmann Memorial Lecture, 4:30 p.m. @ Huegli
Campus Crusade, 9 p.m. @ Union Great Hall
Senate Meeting, 9 p.m. @ Neils 224 Tuesday, March 17 Liturgical Institute Conference
David G. Truemper Memorial Concert, 8 p.m. @ Chapel
Dave Sandahl/Torch Austrian Film Fest, 8 p.m. @ German House Students remaining on campus this weekend attended Easter services at the Chapel of the Resurrection. "Dog Days" will be playing. Monday, March 16 Thursday, March 19 Earth Week Film: "Earth to America" Wednesday, March 17 8 p.m. @ Neils 234 Liturgical Institute Conference Film: "The Great Warming" This film is CORE approved. 7 p.m. @ Porter County Worship, 7 a.m. @ Deaconess Center Administration building Saturday. March 21 707 Lounge, 7:07 p.m. @ Union Earth Day Picnic, 1 p.m. - 5 p.m. @ Huegli Lawn Tuesday, March 17 Printed as a service of the Torch - We've got VU covered. Free food will be provided, including veg Film: "An Inconvenient Truth" gie burgers, burgers, chips and soda. To list your event in happenings 8 p.m. @ Neils 234 Also, campus bands Nate and his Kite and •Listings on the 'happenings' page are printed free of charge for Risky will play live music. most university events. To request listing of your campus event, Wednesday. March 18 please send all relevant information, including time, date, place, Earth week Campus Cleanup, 5 p.m. Sunday. March 22 sponsor and contact information to Features Editor Erin Dalpini in @ Union Turnaround Earth Day the Torch NewsPlex, room 35 of Schnabel Hall, or you may send Students will join together to clean up There will be a Northwest Indiana the information electronically to [email protected]. Please send all Valparaiso University's campus in the Celebration at Sunset Hill Park during the information at least one week in advance. spirit of Earth Week. day. "" [amusements] - Friday, April 13, 2007 B3 ITS A CAT, ITS A TIGER Is the world ready for its first Toyger'?
Soren Nieminen they're pieces of a puzzle - a collection of Miller reports, "It could be several years assure their docile nature. "Great tempera TORCH STAFF WRITER traits and tendencies from which she's con before the cat looks amazingly like its 500- ments and intelligence make the cats a joy to structing a cat such as the world has never pound muse - Sugden hopes by 2010. But live with ... and some even seem to move Tiger lovers stay tuned, because a new seen." even imperfect specimens exude certain jun differently with their big bones and long toes brand of cat is about to hit the markets. The Toyger's stripes will mimic the gle glamour." ... more like big cats," Judy Sugden says on Breeders have been working on a new tiger, flowing up from the stomach and down The process has been a difficult one her Web site. Toygers are smart, playful, and breed of animal, called the "Toyger," a strik the spine, to form concentric arcs around the though. One of the major hurdles in the affectionate. ing blend of a domesticated and docile house face. development was establishing the Toyger's "They want to be in your lap, in your cat with one of the animal kingdom's largest Sugden has been extremely reluctant to facial markings. Domestic cats rarely have face, in the dishwasher," says Pam Rohan, and most dangerous animals, the tiger. advertise her ambitious project for fear patterns around the temples who runs Lakemountain Bengals and The Toyger is a designer cat and it has of "wire-cutting animal-rights and the stripes atop Toygers in Eagle Mountain, Utah. They also already been patented. It has been designed activists." The project has their heads seem quite unlike ordinary cats because they and bred specifically for human companion become a hub of frenzied con run per absolutely love water. Some of Rohan's tom ship. Toygers.org claims its "glittered, pelt troversy, as it is expected to pendic cats are oftentimes spotted spending many ed, dramatic pattern appeals to both the high- be completed in a few short ular to hours in a plastic kiddy pool just splashing tech glamour and nature-loving, wild reams years. ||F the brow. around. of city-caught people with the laid back, eas "(Toygers) But Sugden That doglike behavior may make ily trained character of these cats make them are going to was not about Toygers seem unappealing to some cat a joy to live with." look different from to compromise. She lovers. Purebreds are going to be more sus The first idea for a tiger cat came from a (other) breeds," says Kay borrowed many of her mother's (a cat ceptible to ailments and diseases and Bengal cat breeder named Judy Sugden and DeVilbiss, the president of the expert) breeding techniques. The problems Toygers may be equally at risk as their num her mom in the late 1980s. The idea came to International Cat Association. "There's began with the fact that tigers could never bers grow. This brings ethics into the picture. her when she noticed two small spots of going to be Toyger fever." actually be physically bred with house cats. "There are so many cats out there that tabby markings on the temple of one of her It's no surprise that there's going to be a "Since we wouldn't have the genes," says are being put to sleep because of overpopula cats named Millwood Sharp Shooter. She high demand for these animals, for they Sugden, "we'd have to fake it." tion," says New York City veterinarian knew her dream of a tiger-like cat would bring a "whiff of wilderness into the sub Cat breeding is one of the most difficult Arnold Plotnick. "Don't create more design involve a long term breeding program and urbs." Many people have strong sentiments tasks that a breeder can do. Unlike dogs or er species - go to the pound and save a life." many frustrating hours of work. She would for these animals. cattle, they are very resistant artificial insem But Sugden sees it differ also need many friends to take home the "They are so cute," VU freshman Angie ination. Instead of that, the breeder is forced ently. "Wild ani- "rejected" models of cats as well. Barka said with an enthusiastic smile. "I'd to oversee "an m a 1 s Her secret genetics lab was built about get one in a heartbeat." elaborate are 30 miles outside of Los Angeles where she The color and quality of the Toygers courtship ritual disap has been working for more than 20 years on that are available now are vastly different, as in which the pearing this new mammal. the breed is only in the developmental stage. cats are in front Kenneth Miller of Some have defects such as white spots, big exposed to each of our Life magazine had ears, spotted patterns and no temple mark other's scents" to I" eyes," she an exclusive tour ings. Breeders have also had a very difficult see if they will actually mate. ,/ says. We of the lab. time predicting the "quality" of the Toyger. If there is chemistry, kittens can't keep "The well- 1 Most of the cats go through "gray will follow. big cats kept facility con uglies" at about six to 10 Besides managing the love lives where we have sists of several weeks old and look akin to of her cats, Sugden also takes them to people in cabins built of ply alley cats. They soon shows in half a dozen countries. She also massive wood and fencing begin to change though coordinates a growing group of breeders, numbers." in which dozens of and eventually selling them top-quality felines for up to • She wants to keep domestic cats nap bloom $3,500 each and farming out her males as the essence of tigers wrestle, prance, and after studs. Few Toygers, if any, are being sold to embodied forever. This preen," Miller wrote. "The eight the public and the prices today will vary any way you can keep them in your house, with cats flock toward visitors as months where from $2,000 to $5,000. It is projected out the fear of being eaten. They are also eas they pass by, poking paws turning an orange color as that when the breed is perfected, they will ier to house-train. And, Sugden adds, through their cages. they age. cost no less than $5,000. The projected dates "They're getting more and more beautiful They're striking crea At present, no Toyger is of actually creating a genuine look-alike are every year." tures, more muscular than near perfection. There are about 400 Toygers somewhere in 2010. the average tabby, with reddish-amber fur set registered today, most bred by Sugden and Many people have begun to question the Contact Soren Nieminen at off by bold dark stripes. But to Sugden, some of her colleagues. ferocity level of the cats, but most breeders torch .ae @ valpo .edu. 'Reaping' fakes breath away FOLK FIGHT Thriller based on Biblical plagues keeps viewers guessing authenticity Callahan holds his own
Kris Schmautz Before this call, she has disproved 48 other dream, or startle from a bad. Lucas Tieman TORCH STAFF WRITER 'miracles' finding a scientific explanation. Besides Swank, the cast includes a num TORCH STAFF WRITER The people in this ber of television actors. The suspected girl, A lot of things have been said about Every person has a point or event that town seem to think that the Lauren McConnell, is played by AnnaSophia modern folk music. Some people love it. will cause him or her to question the very 'plague' is the result of a Robb, seen in "Bridge to Teabithia" which Some people hate it. Even prominent folkies thing they believe in most. This is the case small girl. The girl is opened earlier this year. Swank's supporting of the 1960s are split on whether or not it is with Katherine Winter (Hilary Swank), a for suspected of murder actor, Idris Elba, played a worthy successor to their music, or if it is mer minister turned scientist, out to disprove ing the boy, her brother, Ben. Elba is actor with a good at all. any potential miracle. which because of dark magic laundry list of random TV Modern folk is an incredibly diverse But when Winter is confronted with a turned the river to blood. appearances. genre, stretching from the freak folk of situation which seems to mimic the ten During the course of the investigation, / "~% The main char- Joanna Newsome and Devendra Barnhart to plagues from the Book of Exodus, she finds Winter finds that there is more to this little f acters all have a very the country folk of Bright Eyes and M. Ward, that there may be something supernatural in town and the people in it. Winter finds her g. deep story that is depicted to the sparse deadpan folk of Bonnie the world, something worth believing in. self again haunted by her tragic past as well throughout the film and "Prince" Billy and Smog, and the feminist • "The Reaping" is a film about a small as the secrets of this town. ^you don't learn all the folk of Ani DiFranco. These artists are all Louisiana town, deep in the swamps and the Visually this film was shot very well. pieces of the characters all at once. The film over the musical map in their sensibilities Bible Belt. When the death of a small boy Vivid colors contribute to the films intense takes its time to slowly flesh out their stories, and their approaches to music in general. seems to result in the rivers turning to blood, nature as well as some very stunning special to investigate out all the dark secrets Smog has released 11 albums over the the town searches for someone to give them effects. Cinematography evoking dreamlike past 17 years, 10 on Chicago's seminal Drag answers. qualities are depicted in a cross between the The views expressed are solely those of City label. Winter is called in to find a scientific unconscious and conscious states, the state the writer. Contact Kris Schmautz at explanation for the river turning to blood. right as you are waking up from a good torch .ae@ valpo .edu. see FOLK, page B8 Friday, April 13, 2007 [around town] - Fresh, cheap date ideas around Valparaiso Inexpensive creative alternatives Erin Dalpini cant other can find something else to do ... TORCH FEATURES EDITOR Indiana Dunes - There's a "There's nothing to do in free park you can visit in the Valparaiso. I'm really bored ..." dunes and this is a great spot to How many times have you said or go to in the evening to watch the heard this? Let's admit it, watch sunset and play guitar or during ing a movie in your dorm room the day to sun and build a sand- may get old after a while. That is castle. Or if you like geomorphol- the plight of the college student, ogy, take a walk up and down the especially it seems, at Valparaiso dunes and point out all the differ University. ent landforms you can think of. Even though Valparaiso isn't Coffee at Grinders - This the most exciting college town, date is essentially "free" if your there are some options for cheap parents pay for your meal card. and different outings that you can Although it may not feel like a spend with a friend or significant date, Grinders has a really nice other. atmosphere, and can be very calm Valplayso - It's an outdoor early in the morning or even late playground located in town and a on a Friday night. great place to hang out. You can Pet shop - Find a pet shop swing, have a picnic and relax and play with some of the pup Juniors Rachel Button and Jared Snell arm wrestle after eating sandwiches on a dinner date at Jimmy John's. during the day and late at night. pies and other animals that are The good news is, it's free and just waiting for you to give them How to get the most bang out of your buck on a date it's a lot of fun. attention. Hang out by Merlin - The Racquetball at the ARC - Paul Schreiber how comfortable the two people meal card to get some lunch meat as grassy knoll behind the chapel is This is great for a double date. All feel together and the ease of the well as drinks, chips and other TORCH STAFF WRITER the only place left on this campus you need are racquetballs and conversation they can carry." snacks. And if you haven't heard, that's beautiful, so take advantage rackets and you can play away. If It's ultimately up to those the condiments are free. of it. There's still some space left you've got your eye on that spe Peanut butter and jelly. Mario involved to decide what a nice inex Set up a little picnic outside or to play ultimate Frisbee or relax cial someone, racquetball may be and Luigi. College students and pensive date should entail, but con fix your dorm room up real nice in the sun once the weather a great way for you to connect. cash. Can you spot which pair does sider the following. (you have artistic license to get cute warms up. Thrifting - another cheap n't belong together? or romantic with any of this as Let's say you want to get some Kissing Bridge - This date option is going to a thrift If you answered college stu well). food, appreciate some art and watch option is only for the couples. If store and trying on the clothes dents and cash, that is correct. a movie. You could do what every After your meal, go to the you're feeling adventurous, walk there. It sounds pretty ridiculous, Being flat broke is as much a student on this campus has done at Brauer Museum of Art. There might on down to the kissing bridge and but it is a guaranteed good time. part of the college experience as some point or another and go to not be any Cezanne's or Picasso's, you can observe oncoming traffic taking hard classes and making bad Maria Elena's. but hey, you get in for free. on the highway. Very romantic. Contact Erin Dalpini at decisions. Another integral aspect To wrap the date up, pop some Or maybe you and your signifi torch features @ valpo .edu of the experience is meeting a large "No matter what the popcorn and watch one of your group of new people. For most stu roommate's movies. Or, if the stars dents, this also means searching the date activity is, the most are aligned and a CORE movie is group for a romantic interest. playing, you could even crash that. Here's the unfortunate part. | important thing is how Food, art, movie. Check, Somewhere, sometime in history, | comfortable two people check,check. something went horribly wrong. A It's like Master Card's "price social norm was developed essen feel together." less" campaign. In all the commer tially stating that if young man X cials, there are always several items wants to pursue romantic interest Y, ANNIE ELZEY listed followed by how much it cost young man X ought to treat roman VU SENIOR in dollars. Then the last thing listed tic interest Y to a night on the town. on every commercial is something Furthermore, our consumer- The meal will be delicious but that wasn't paid for. driven society has suggested to us will also put you back more than a And guess what, it's always the that these nights on the town must few bucks. Then you could take the most important thing. The most surely involve spending, spending train into Chicago and go to the Art important thing about a date is the and more spending. Institute and follow it up with a new person you're with. And unless What's a poor boy to do? More release at a movie theater. you've gotten into some really specifically, what's a broke college Food, art, movie. Check, questionable activity, chances are student looking for a date to do? check,check. you didn't pay for them. First of all, it's important to After a night like that, there's a So next time you plan an note that if you are asking out the good chance the collection agency evening with a special someone, put right person, it shouldn't matter will be after you soon. Here's a way down your wallets and put on your what you do or how much money to get the most bang for your buck: thinking caps. After all ... going on you spend. Annie Elzey, a senior Instead, go to Jimmy John's a date without going broke: price public relations major, noted that and get some bread. They sell the less. "No matter what the date activ day-old stuff for 48 cents a loaf. Contact Paul Schreiber at ity is, the most important thing is Head over to the union and use your torch features @ valpo .edu Button and Snell view artwork in the Brauer Museum in the VUCA. Get thrifty: an overview of Valparaiso thrift stores 77iese stores offer more than just 'costume clothes' including prom dresses and furniture
James Wickboldr customers may want. Cedano, 25, who started First Presbyterian Faze 2 the store with his wife, Resale Shop TORCH STAFF WRITER Across the street Candice, two years ago. This downtown Are you tired of the from campus, there is an Faze 2 carries brands store comes from humble clothes you're wearing establishment that prom such as Abercrombie & beginnings that meet a but don't want to spend a ises to be more than the Fitch, Hollister and Gap. greater end. This end is ton of cash on some new small, "I-should-look- The styles at Faze 2 are the good of others. duds? for-a-costume-there" no more than a few years While this resale If so, Valparaiso is thrift store that the world old. shop may look like a home to many different has grown used to. Faze 2 While a little clut standard thrift store, it is thrift stores, all promis brings spice into the tered, this store does sup more than that. ing to offer their cus world of used clothing ply what it promises, It was opened by the tomers something shopping with their cur today's styles with a mix women of First unique. rent music and upscale of today's music. Throw Presbyterian church and Four stores are clothing line. in its WiFi connection they use its profits to located near campus, "We carry more of and Faze 2 becomes the fund mission programs each with a different the name brands people most up-to-date thrift Faze 2 is located across the street from campus right next to Jimmy John's thought on what their want," said owner Dan store in town. THRIFT, page B6 "" [music] Friday, April 13, 2007 B5 PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM Bright future Conor Oberst is back Jon Becker 22nd annual Jazz Fest soothes the soulTORCH STAFF WRITER Kris Adamik As the lead singer and only constant TORCH STAFF WRITER member of Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst has shared a lot of his life with his listeners You are standing on a beach. The sun through his music. shines brightly overhead, warming your face, His record label, Saddle Creek, has * $ but a slight breeze provides comfort to the c released recordings that date back to when he heat. Your hand holds a cold, tropical bever ft was 15 years old. As he's grown older, his age with a mini-umbrella resting along the music has evolved many times, and with rim of the glass. Nearby waves crash along each release, it is interesting to see where his the shore and the grainy texture of the sand sound is going. massages your bare feet. All inhibitions His earliest released work, "A 70 i i cease to exist as you begin to dance. Collection of Songs: Recorded 1995-1997," My daydream abruptly disappears as I > \y depicts Oberst figuring out how to put his am forced to accept reality - I am sitting in thoughts and emotions into music. He per the Union Great Hall. But the pleasure of live s * * 'liitwri fected this art throughout his next two music satisfies my eyes and ears. Featuring -:- /^ records, "Letting of the Happiness" and everything from the piano to a whistle, the "Fevers and Mirrors." six men of the Latin jazz group Suenos occa With his fourth full length, "Lifted or sionally shout with delight and share compli The Story Is in the Soil, Keep your Ear to the mentary grins while creating music together. Ground," Conor stuck to this ground but I discover that reality is definitely not a dis started to explore more political themes, and appointment. looked more at the world around him. He All that was missing, though, during (•; _ 1 also left his folk-rock base in favor of a more Suenos's performance on Wednesday night orchestral sound, using a string section that was the beach, warm sun, refreshing breeze, had a lot in common with country music. textured sand and a cold, tropical beverage. After a bit of a break, he released two U jMte4 >i. ' w„ Inspired by Latin American, Caribbean and full-length CDs simultaneously, "Digital Ash African rhythms, Suenos graced the stage as / " ! - Eft f '* In A Digital Urn" and "I'm Wide Awake It's a part of Valparaiso University's 22nd annu / Morning." These two discs were dynamic al Jazz Fest / juxtapositions of each other, one an electron "The jazz festival has become the ic experimentation; the other went back to largest musical outreach that the university the roots of acoustic and a sound that was produces for the entire region," said Jeffrey almost pure folk. Scott Fonferko/Torch Brown, coordinator of jazz studies and Oberst's tradition of building on his pre adjunct assistant professor of music at VU. from the guest artist usual vious body of work is evident with his latest "It combines 250 high school students, both ly only a month or two release, "Cassadaga." Once again, however, regional and internationally recognized prior to Jazz Fest. it is not the same Bright Eyes we have seen musicians as well as performances by uni Preparation with the guest before. versity students." artist consists of just one On "Cassadaga," Oberst leans more The festival kicked off js rehearsal the toward the "I'm Wide Awake" side of things on Monday with perform afternoon musically, but there are clearly aspects of his ances by high school jazz > Tickets for tonight's before the last two releases present. Lyrically, he tends bands from Munster, \ event in the Union Great Thursday to stay away from personal introspection, Portage, Chesterton and ni ht \ Hall can be purchased at g perform- favoring social commentary. Valparaiso. Tuesday show 1 the Union Information ance. This commentary works sometimes but cased Lake Central, Crown Desk and are $7 for VU "It is not always. While on previous releases, Point, LaPorte and Michigan faculty/staff and stu- my job to pre- Oberst tended to put a personal lens on his City high school jazz bands, dents, $12 for seniors pare the '•',/W 'w social commentary, here we see him almost in addition to the VU Jazz and alumni and $18 for ensemble so sounding condescending in spots, and it Ensemble, under the direc the general public. when the guest makes him kind of hard to put up with. tion of Brown. artist comes m There are moments on the CD where The jazz extravaganza for that one rehearsal, the Scott Fonferko/Torch Oberst shines through. "Cassadaga" is partic continued with Union Board's 707 Lounge musicians in the ensemble Latin-inspired Suenos performs at Jazz Fest in the union on ularly strong in its latter half, with two of its presentation of saxophonist Scott Burns and are able to adjust immedi Wednesday night. Performances occurred throughout the week. best tracks finishing the disc. The second to his jazz quartet. Featuring tenor saxophone, ately to his or her direc last song, "I Must Belong Somewhere," is a bass, piano and drums, their slick, smooth tions," Brown said. "That, besides the expe Union Great Hall. The world-renowned and happy little ditty which sounds exactly as its sound immediately reminded me of the rience of playing with the artist, is the pri Grammy-nominated group "celebrates the title would imply. It's upbeat and it's fun. atmosphere of party scenes in "The Great mary educational value of the entire experi music of the composer and bassist, Charles Those are three things that one would not be Gatsby." My imagination could not help but ence." Mingus, who died in 1979." able to say about anything from Oberst's first visualize a sexy woman sauntering into a Students experienced the challenge of Embodying the cool essence of jazz ten years of work. smoky bar during the particularly sultry tune collaborating with a professional musician, music, the Charles Mingus Big Band is sure The last track, "Lime Tree," is a slow "Black Orchid." but the thrill of the opportunity eased the to provide an exciting conclusion to another track that starts out with vocals that sound The Chicago-based saxophonist was pressure. incredible Jazz Festival. like they are being sung in a large empty hall. followed by Suenos. Most frequently found "The hardest part of performing (in Jazz "Jazz Fest has a fun and free spirit. My It's a pretty song about past memories, performing in various venues in Chicago, Fest) is organizing the music with the guest experience with Jazz Fest has reflected that laments, and loneliness that are familiar ter Suenos entertained the audience with a broad artist because we practiced for the first time spirit so far," said freshman Ryan Bourgart, ritory for Bright Eyes songs. This is a more range of musical styles, from merengue to with (Turre) when he showed up to rehearsal trombonist in Jazz Ensemble. "With jazz mature take on these themes though from cha-cha to calypso. The overall playful vibe on Thursday night," said junior C.J. Johnson, music you can relax, forget your problems Oberst, now 27 years old. The track is com of the group certainly indicated their love for a bassist in the ensemble. "But this was a and enjoy the music." plimented by a sparse but beautiful string artistic expression through music. once and lifetime opportunity to hear a great Jazz, indeed, has a way of captivating a arrangement, and the female vocals of Maria Perhaps the pinnacle of Jazz Fest for jazz musician. He's played with SNL for a listener, allowing his or her mind to escape Taylor. students is VU's Jazz Ensemble. Trombonist long time, so we've all heard him." a busy, fast-paced life and be completely "Cassadaga" might not be Oberst's most and seashellist Steve Turre joined the ensem Despite yesterday's performance with immersed in an environment of smooth solid work from start to finish, but it is cer ble for a memorable display of musicality Turre, two impressive groups have yet to intrigue. Jazz Fest offers the opportunity for tainly a CD worth buying, if nothing else, for yesterday in the Great Hall. take the Great Hall stage. the discovery of this under-appreciated the album art. (Check it out yourself. You In addition to performing as a member VU's Faculty Jazz Trio, along with music genre, and the catalyst for engaging won't be disappointed.) It serves, like all of of the Saturday Night Live Band, Turre has Turre, will perform tonight at 7:30 p.m. your own intimate experience of the music. his CDs before it, as a logical progression been voted Best Trombone and Best Comprised of adjunct music instructors Billy "With the demise of jazz clubs, which from his previous work. While it may seem Miscellaneous Instrumentalist by critics and Foster on piano, Bruce Evans on bass and once proliferated and were not generally that Oberst is still trying to adapt to writing readers in "JazzTimes," "Downbeat" and Brown on drums, the trio has performed available to youngsters, it is critical that about more adult themes, we see here a "Jazziz". together for nearly 30 years and has been fea venues such as the Jazz Fest exist to pro glimpse of hope that he will be able to figure "(Turre) is an excellent musician," Brown tured in a concert on the Friday night of the vide an opportunity for the public to appreci it out eventually. It wouldn't surprise me if said. "He is possibly the best jazz trombonist festival since its inception. ate this music, one of America's indigenous he weren't even half-way done. out there today." . Jazz Fest 2007 comes to a grand con art forms," Evans said. The views expressed are solely those of Presented with quite the challenge, the clusion with the Charles Mingus Big Band Contact Kris Adamik at the writer. Contact Jon Becker at Jazz Ensemble receives professionally on Saturday at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. in the torch .ae@ valpo .edu. torch .ae @ valpo .edu. B6 Friday, April 13,2007 [faith] The Torch CRU outreach extends to campus, community and country Members volunteer, worship and travel across America to spread kindness and love Heather Dueball The group meets every Monday night and according to TORCH STAFF WRITER Hewitt, a typical meeting On a brisk winter afternoon, includes a guest speaker, time you may have passed by the library for worship and small group while someone handed you hot meetings. The last three meet chocolate. ' ings included a talk on living During Holy Week, you may life to its fullest, a talk on how have walked around campus and God is our strength and a per found Easter eggs with Bible vers sonal testimony night. es or candy in them. You may have Not only do students in wondered who is behind these ran CRU meet once a week, but dom acts of kindness. they also promote the group by 1 . Amidst the chaos students doing campus, community and experience from day to day, even countrywide outreach. » Campus Crusade tries to offer a In fact, three members of sigh of relief for students bustling CRU were given the opportuni around campus. Whether it is hot ty to evangelize on the beaches chocolate, lemonade or Easter of Daytona, Fla. Many other eggs, this group of students strives CRU organizations from other to reach out to others because of schools were also at the beach ! I l their faith. participating in an event they CRU is an international and called "Big Break." interdenominational Christian During the event, CRU organization at Valparaiso members walked along the University and across the United beach discussing their faith States. CRU offers students the with complete strangers. opportunity for fellowship, wor Each year, the group focus 1 Corey Johnson/Torch ship, volunteer opportunities, mis es on a couple of large events, sion trips and to listen to a guest but also many smaller events to CRU worship team members Faith Dunn, Dave Foebler and Anthony Lance lead a worship service Monday evening. speaker once a week. help serve the campus commu "Our main goal is to expose nity. chapel. while VU's program is for the most Monday nights," Hewitt said. Christ," said sophomore education "On reading day there is a trip Since CRU is a young organi part student-run. "Since April is personal outreach major Heather Hewitt. "We want to to the (Indiana) Dunes," Hewitt zation on campus, only in its fourth But VU's Campus Crusade month, we also encourage people give students the opportunity to said. "This is usually really popular year, they are not able to host still has around 45 students turn out to share their faith with their hear about Christ." among students." extremely large events similar to for every meeting. friends." Hewitt serves on the leader There are also plans for a cap larger schools. "We could always use more ship team for CRU and helps ture the flag game and ultimate This is primarily due to the (students). We encourage everyone Contact Heather Dueball at organize events around campus. Frisbee on Saturday behind the permanent staff at larger schools, to attend a meeting at 7:30 on torch features @ valpo .edu
Cindy Yover, 51, knew donated. THRIFT from page B4 she didn't want to sell typi Stop by this shop if you such as the Boys and Girls cal thrift store goods when have a formal dance coming Club, Christmas for the she opened three years ago. up and need new, inexpen Elderly, Meals on Wheels, "We accept only sive evening wear. Come join the Bethesda Nifty Thrifty the Salvation Army, a med name brand and design ical mission in Brazil, and er clothing," Yover Resale about 10 other programs, said. The store Another thrift store said Carol Funkhouser, 53. only carries with a good The First Presbyterian women's cause, CELEBRATION OF Resale Shop operates com and chil- mm Bethesda pletely on donations from d r e n ' s Nifty Thrifty the community and is run clothing that is less Resale, donates its solely by volunteers. than three years profits to help people UNDERGRADUATE old. with metal disorders. It mainly houses a vari ety of women's clothing and When an "We have a great a small collection of men's article does friendly staff of SCHOLARSHIP and children's clothing. It's a not Sell, it is Michele InykAorch volunteers," said g o o d „ a s donated to organi- Jackie Gehrke, 60, the zations like store's district director of place to %;M ':%d H w check out Alice's House and retail operations. 1 > Faze 2 is located and sup- the Caring Place. All of their clothing See the 55 student research i "Not only do comes from donors in the port. 1 at 1608 Lincolnway The people make community, and they sell all J > The First money but we of their clothing at fair Closet I Presbyterian Resale help the commu prices. poster presentations on Exchange I Shop can be found at nity," Yover said. Bethesda Nifty Thrifty The I 7 Lincolnway The Closet also has a variety of items prom | > The Closet Wednesday, April 25, 2007 dresses in | Exchange is located at Exchange does a such as computer parts, fur the win 1150 Washington Street 50 percent split niture, and other electronics. dow of | > Bethesda Nifty with the person If you're a junior look in the Christopher Center I Thrifty is located at who supplied the ing to furnish your future the Closet 50 Marks Road clothing. The apartment, this might be a Exchange * store gets half, great place to look. Community Room indicate that it is not a nor and the original owner gets mal resale shop. the other half. If the clothing Contact James It holds up to its claim or jewelry is not sold in 60 Wickboldt at torch.fea- 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. of being an "upscale con days it can be reclaimed or [email protected] signment boutique." 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"As an actor, your style is a little Get me back on the growth hormones, or I'll blow heavy-handed, Steve. Have you ever this farm up. I swear I wiil!" considered a career as a grip?" Friday, April 13, 2007 [potpourri] "~ WORDS Kurt Vonnegut's work given voice ALIVE Author's relevance, resonance lives on in celebrity recordings of his novels Sandy Bauers have been made more - not less - complicated It was a tad insiderish, but I doubt avid 'Cabaret' showcases MCCLATCHY-TRIBUNE NEWS SERVICES by all the layers of technology and the glut of fans will mind. information constantly swirling around us. He Earlier last year, Caedmon also released diverse talents of There's something undeniably eerie about made no secret of his dislike for the way sci "Welcome to the Monkey House" (7 hours, listening to Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel ence and technology can dehumanize life in $39.95 on CD). The collection of shorter language lovers "Breakfast of Champions" - he says it's a 50th our civilization." works is read by Dylan Baker, Bill Irwin, Tony birthday present to himself - and realizing it's She recalls him saying in Roberts, David Strathairn and Maria Tucci. Megan Tel Iigman just as relevant today as then. an interview that "life hap And that's not all. "God Bless you Dr. TORCH STAFF WRITER It has such glorious rants, like the one pens too fast for you Kevorkian," "Bagombo Snuff Box," and his about Veterans Day, which he still reveres as ever to think about autobiographical "A Man Without A Country" Food, dance, comedy, music, the Armistice Day. it. If you could also are on audio. ater. All of these will be rolled into one On that day in 1918, "millions just persuade Want more? A few years ago, I was mes Saturday night as two Valparaiso upon millions of human beings people of merized by Ethan Hawke's narration of University organizations will create stopped butchering one other," he this, but "Slaughterhouse Five," in which Billy Pilgrim their very own cabaret. writes. "I have talked to old men who they survives the bombing of Dresden and is With a free meal in addition to were on battlefields during that minute insist on abducted by aliens from Tralfamadore. some great entertainment, 'Cabaret' is They have told me in one way or anoth amassing It's based on Vonnegut's own experience VU's own version of the widespread er that the sudden silence was the voice informa (well, the Dresden part anyway), and years renaissance currently occurring in the of God. So we still have among us some tion." later he notes, "I have told my sons that they United States. men who can remember clearly when are not under any circumstances to take part in Cabarets went out of style in the God spoke to mankind." massacres, and that the news of massacres of 1960s with the advent of rock concerts Armistice Day, he says, is "sacred. enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or and variety television shows. But Veterans Day is not." glee." recently, the United States is witnessing He carries on about the "evil non He is the master at combining outrage a rebirth of such dinner sense" taught to U.S. schoolchildren - with wisdom and farce. Catch theater. such as that 1492 was the date North In "Breakfast of Champions," which 'Cabaret' "We are very much America was discovered, when "actual Stanley Tucci reads with delicious cunning, at 6 p.m. a part of this movement, ly, millions of human beings were the obscure author Kilgore Trout visits a Saturday J and I think that's really already living full and imaginative lives She Midwest arts festival. in the great," said senior Tracy on the continent in 1492. That was sim remembers "Oh, Mr. Trout," the hotel clerk gushes. Lumina Monson, editor in chief ply the year in which sea pirates began thinking "Teach us to sing and dance and laugh and cry. Room in of The Lighter, VU's to cheat and rob and kill them." then that We've tried to survive so long on money and Huegli Hall student-produced liter And so on. What's not to love? things were sex and envy and real estate and football and ary magazine, Maybe that's the reason so many only going basketball and automobiles and television and Besides furthering a popular of his books are still available and com to get alcohol and sawdust and broken glass." movement, organizers say 'Cabaret' ing out on audio. worse, Trout, disheveled, the pockets of his over serves a distinct purpose on campus. This month, Brilliance released an which sized and threadbare tuxedo bulging with "The event is important for stimu MP3 recording of "Hocus Pocus" (7 hours, makes me worry mothballs, is incredulous. "Open your eyes," lating a writing environment and creat $24.95), read by George Ralph. that Vonnegut must be awfully depressed by he says. "Would a man nourished by beauty ing a sense of a writing culture here on It's the fictional autobiography of a sol now. look like this? You have nothing but desolation campus," said English professor dier who was in charge of the evacuation of Last November, Caedmon released and desperation here." Allison Schuette-Hoffman. Saigon at the close of the Vietnam War. In "Essential Vonnegut," a one-hour program "I see exactly what I expect to see," the Schuette-Hoffman also helped 2001, he's arrested for helping 10,000 convicts ($12.95 on CD) of interview snippets conduct clerk retorts. "I see a man who is terribly organize the event and will perform as escape from prison. ed by poet and critic - and, clearly, a close wounded because he has dared to pass through well. The event is co-sponsored by Brilliance's Eileen Hutton thinks buddy of Vonnegut's - Walter Miller in 1973, the fires of truth to the other side." Wordfest and the Lighter. Vonnegut resonates today "because our lives 1981 and 2006. For me, Trout is Vonnegut. While Wordfest focuses on bring ing accomplished writers in to speak, and The Lighter focuses on circulating prominent electric guitar, creates that sometimes we have "to grow like in previous songs, Callahan is POLK., from page B3 student art, literature and poetry, there a sound reminiscent of late '60s down to grow up" (like sycamores interested in the harmony of these has been no event in which there is a Acid Folk, and results in what of course.) Here Callahan is at his seeming opposites, and does a chance for words to "come to life." The styles range from the could be Callahan's best album to strongest, singing metaphors, try great job of binding the two into a "It's not very often students get to Jandek inspired experimental folk date. ing to impart some spiritual wis clear idea. On "Day," he uses a see words come to life off the page. It of his early albums to the lyrical This Acid Folk comes out dom; living in the traditions of bouncing piano to keep the mood catches you off guard," Monson said. ly focused "Cold Blooded Old strongest on "Diamond Dancer" American folk music. up even as he opens the song 'Cabaret' demonstrates another side to Times" Smog's most well known which is definitely among the best On "The Wheel" Callahan telling us, "Some people are a literature and poetry not often seen. single which was featured on the songs Callahan has ever written. sounds the most like conventional sickness on this land. They're And 'Cabaret' gives both students "High Fidelity" soundtrack, and The off-kilter use of strings, a so- folk. During the first verse, he killing, they're taking, they're and faculty a chance to participate in 2005's "A River Ain't Too Much qu ie t- speaks stealing whatever they can," but that liveliness. The event features some To Love." still reminds us "it's as dark as original pieces as well as some covers. Bill Callahan, Smog's front- night, but it is day though." Students and faculty collaborated on man, songwriter, and main mover, "Night" is a lullaby and several of the pieces, yet another is generally considered one of the Callahan uses a slower piano to important aspect of the event. biggest names in modern folk. In forming an emotional base which "This event provides a nice oppor addition to his work with Smog, Callahan's deadpan vocals fill tunity for both students and faculty to he also often collaborates and with a tremendous weight, as if he interact around the things they love tours with his girlfriend, cousin of is trying to emote, but can't and outside the classroom," said Professor San Francisco's Mayor Gavin feels crushed because of it. He Martin Buinicki of the English Newsom, folk's fairy princess and sings "We do not know how Department, who will also be perform most divisive figure, Joanna things work" and seems to be ing Saturday night. Newsom. Newsom's most recent channeling the same spirits of loss 'Cabaret' features about a dozen album, Y's (pronounced 'ees') is and hope Michael Stipe did on acts in several different genres. credited with inspiring the begin R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming." Performances will include music, dra nings of a folk backlash, because "Woke on a Whalebone" mas and poetry readings. The VU of its epic, sprawling metaphysi shows why Callahan is one of the Acabellas, a female singing group, will cal eight-minute songs, hardly the leading lights of modern folk also perform several songs. stuff of traditional folk. who lost of an old music. Instead of tearing it down, 'Cabaret,' is scheduled to feature Bill Callahan, on the other herself and "danced herself into a gospel tune, which dares you to Callahan is living in the house of two hours of performance broken up by hand, is trying his hardest to stop diamond." The music pulsates join him in singing. By the latter American folk, and is decorating an hour-long intermission. During the that backlash dead in its tracks. between verses and choruses, half of the song, he stops saying it how he likes it. He doesn't need intermission, professors will provide On his new album "Woke on a binding a sense of joy to a sense the words, and it is easy to not to build his own house, and he food for those who attend, an4 there Whalebone" Bill Callahan drops of mourning or sadness, which even notice, as his backing band doesn't have to just try to sound tivities for the i the Smog moniker and turns the often seems to be Callahan's sig has begun to sing as well, as if the same and sneak in the door, he sparse deadpan folk of Smog's nature trait. they had been spontaneously walks in and stretches out. And s us a ch last album, "A River Ain't Too That is, when he is not revel pulled into the sing along right we are all the better for it. something Much...," into a much more caus ing in the pastoral. On with the listener. The views expressed are sole onson said tic affair. "Sycamore" he advises a small The high point comes late in ly those of the writer. Contact Telligman The addition of more instru boy named Christian to stand tall the album with the mini-song Lucas Tieman at mentation, especially a rather "like sycamores" and reminds us cycle of "Day" and "Night." Just torch .ae @ valpo .edu.