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THE UPHILL CLIMB

This is the final part in a four part series. To read the precursors please visit www.dailyemerald.com. JANUARY 2014 – SERIES OF TREATMENTS Calee Williams is frustrated. Another She lies curled under a fluffy cheetah print maintain her grades. inconclusive appointment two days ago has blanket wearing a green Ducks football The pressure of understanding that this left her noticeably unsettled. T-shirt in the dim, windowless room in the term is Calee’s last chance to stay enrolled “To hear that we still don’t know is the corner of PeaceHealth Hospital’s Infusion is a burden. But it is matched with relief and most upsetting thing,” she says wearily. Center just a few blocks from campus. gratitude for the opportunity. “Personally, it’s a better experience to hear It’s the end of January and Calee’s fifth “People are giving my mom a hard time bad news than nothing at all.” IGG treatment. She comes for an infusion for letting me stay in Eugene and not forcing Her doctors were trying to localize where once a month – a seven-hour process – to me to come home if my health is so serious,” her potential brain tumor is through a series restore her antibodies to normal levels ever Calee admits. “But I think she’s an amazing of shock tests. But the tests ended without since her relapse back in August. parent for letting me stay. It wouldn’t make answers. But there’s more on her mind today than sense to go home. I have no goals there. Even worse than the confusion for Calee is her unsatisfying trip to the doctor earlier Here, I do.” the disappointment – not in her doctors, but that week. Fall term she got her first D in a A series of high-pitched beeps set off by in herself. course and her mom wants to pull her out of the now emptied IV bag lure a curly haired “It’s almost like a kind of distrust,” she says school while she’s undergoing treatment. staff nurse in pink flower-print scrubs into in a tone edging closer to defeat than ever “We’ve been having to go through family the room. “Oh it’s you – hello!” says Annie, before. “I feel like my body has kind of lied therapy to help her understand my stress Calee’s favorite nurse. “Looks like you’re to me in a way. I don’t believe in myself as last term and how it impacted my grades,” done early today!” much.” Calee says. She detaches Calee from the IV drip and The consistency of the beeping heart It wasn’t an easy decision for her mom, slips the cuff around the patient’s arm to monitor is nearly in perfect sync with the who worried about her daughter having too take her blood pressure. drip of the IV bag hanging above Calee’s bed. much pressure with school and not being “Calee is our favorite patient because she’s Antibodies flow from the clear, plastic bag able to focus on her health. got the best personality out of everyone,” through a narrow tube that connects to a “We told her we would take it term Annie says as she jots down the numbers on PICC line that disappears into the cephalic by term,” Cindy Williams says, patiently Calee’s charts. “We just liked each other right vein of her right arm. explaining the position that any worried away because I have a daughter her age – The PICC line — peripherally inserted mother would take. “I didn’t want to bring she’s the youngest patient in here.” central catheter — was surgically inserted her home and have her have nothing to look Calee’s youth is painfully obvious in the several months before, a common procedure forward to. We just had to figure out what hospital corridor. Several elderly patients for patients receiving prolonged antibiotic the best thing is for her health.” have slowly made their way past her door, therapy because the usual veins in her arms The therapy sessions ended with a leaning their weight against metal walkers or and hands have been picked so often they consensus that Calee could stay in school submissively slumped into a wheelchair. now lay too flat to insert an IV line. for winter term, given that she is able to Calee doesn’t belong here.

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MAY 2014 – CLIMBING TO THE VIEWPOINT It’s a longer, steeper trek than the walk finiteness of life. Without prompt she said, trees whose top branches peak out through to the river the week before. Calee pauses “You know, I’ve changed my perspective a thick sea of clouds – so smooth and dense frequently to rest before continuing the recently. I’m prepared to die.” it’s as though they would hold the weight of hike tup Spencer Butte. It was silent for a long moment. your feet if you could just step out and walk “I sometimes think about being back in “I’m prepared for bad news but am not across their soft surface. the hospital,” she says in an oddly cheerful going to dwell on it because it’s out of She looks content. At peace. It’s clear tone. “I replay the moments when the my control,” she had continued in a tone that she has gained insight that is perhaps doctors told me to squeeze their fingers brimming with self-assurance, not defeat. beyond the reach of most 20-something- and I couldn’t do it, or the day the paralysis “That’s been the hardest thing to learn – year-olds. went up to my neck, or the nights I thought to be ready for the unexpected but still Something that maybe has more to do I wasn’t going to live.” continue to live.” with perspective than circumstance. She pauses to catch her breath. She’s The months that followed were anything Something that might have to do with been talking less than usual, concentrating but easy, between the countless doctors learning how to become more mindful of her energy on the uphill climb – something appointments, invasive tests, procedures thought and more present in time. she’s been doing more regularly between and treatments, nights of chronic pain, days Something perhaps about developing a her spring term classes as her health of exhaustion and the fight to continue her new sense of consciousness – with a deeper stabilizes. education. devotion to acceptance and appreciation “But it’s inspiring to remember those lows But a year of unanswered questions for resilience. and see how far I’ve come. I can walk. That’s created an ability to accept. Her erratic I eventually break the silence, curiosity why I do this hike. I want to experience health conditions forced her to adjust. gaining the best of me, and ask what she’s these moments of being able to walk by Learning how to prepare for bad news thinking about. myself. To reach a goal. It’s symbolic.” facilitated an urge to continue forward. She glances back down the trail we just We follow the dirt path as it curves Now, over seven months later, it’s clear trekked up before resettling her gaze on around a set of Douglas firs, whose thick how unwaveringly committed she’s stayed the scene in front of us. She takes in a deep trunks hide the foreboding incline on the to this presumptive and preternatural breath and beams. trail behind them. statement. As she slowly lets it out she breathes four Back in October, Calee sat in her living As Calee hikes the remaining hundred simple words. room with her two cats, shuffling through yards to the rock where she has sought “I just did this.” medical records. The freshness of her solitude several times before, she savors a disease and its uncertainties still tipped her moment of quiet observation at the view off balance and forced her to question the before her. It’s a magnificent outstretch of BY JULIANNE PARKER, @JULIANNEDPARKER

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Woah. It is the last weekend of spring $3 Long Island Ice Tea. Fathers, please JUNE 7: Activist Alert! Dog lovers from term. Forget studying. Your primary be appropriate. Grinding on students the greater Eugene-Springfield area responsibility while in college is to your child’s age is tolerated but not will protest dog training at Amazon have fun. Live it up in the name of encouraged. Park. Local PETA chairwoman Marcy youthfulness and summer and America. Green says, “I will not stand for fascist JUNE 6-JUNE 8: Interested in Fraternity viewpoints subjected on my animals. Here is what’s (not) happening in and Sorority Life? The Interfraternity Animals are people too.” Dog owner Eugene June 6-8. Panhellenic Council is hosting a Peter Wood is “tired of his dog wizzing in “Weekend in the Shoes of a Bitch Ass the house and charging at children.” JUNE 6: Join traveling preacher Brother Pledge.” Weekend dues are $485, not Jed for a brunch meet and greet in the including the commemorative t-shirt. JUNE 8: Starting at 12:30 until the EMU amphitheater. Discuss politics, cops ask him to leave, self proclaimed mortality and things God hates over JUNE 6-JUNE 8: The McKenzie River will “international poet” Fern will be Sweet Life scones and Wandering Goat likely be flowing all weekend. Possible performing Outside the Hult Center coffee. Entrance is free, but you will be activities include watching it and for the Performing Arts. Fern refuses asked to surrender the remainder of floating in it. payment, as his motto is, “the truth your life to Brother Jed’s God. Come shall set you free.” Clearly he is learn about the gender inequality JUNE 7: Join the Portland Trailblazers misunderstands this phrase. movement! on a guided hike through Mt. Pisgah. No autograph requests. Do not look Robin JUNE 8: Activist Alert! Homeless JUNE 6: The University Film Organization Lopez in the eyes. No tall jokes allowed. advocate group, Safe Legally Entitled will host Animal House tours. Animal Don’t mention Houston, better yet don’t Emergency Places, or S.L.E.E.P. will House was shot at the University of mention the state of Texas. Damian protest something, somewhere. Never Oregon and starred John Belushi. Lillard has a nut allergy, so only bring fear! Despite months in the cold, the Students will be shown the outside of nut free trail mix. Don’t say “Mo money, voiceless will remain voiceless. P.S. they the library, the outside of the Jordan mo problems,” to Mo Williams. Coach definitely made up the acronym before Schnitzer Art Museum, the outside of the Terry Stotts will be at the trailhead from the full title. Johnson Administration Building and 3-3:45 p.m. giving free free throw advice the outside and inside of the Fish Bowl. to children under age 8 and adults under JUNE 8: The UO Craft Center is putting No togas allowed. 5’2”. on a mummification workshop. Entrance is $2.50. Please bring one or more dead JUNE 6: Taylor’s is hosting a “Throwback JUNE 7: The Saturday Market will take animals. Gloves and facemasks are to Your Glory Days” for all parents in place like it does every Saturday, in its optional. Dead animal scholarships are town for graduation. Come relive your regular spot. available on a first come, first serve early twenties and buy your graduate a basis.

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