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Vol. 59 James Madison University Monday, March 29.1982 No. 43 Birth control service to start here By JEFF GAMMAGE Freshman Carolyn Schell said she thinks starting Birth control services will be available here by next birth control services here "would prevent a lot of year, according to James Madison University Health Center now unwanted pregnancies," she said. President Ronald Carrier. Senior Ellen Decker said, "A lot of other schools This information was confirmed by Student have it. I don't see why Madison shouldn't." It is Government Association President Lynn Tipton. The needs staff member inconvenient for students to use off-campus family service might be instituted before the end of this planning centers, she said. semester, Tipton said. Women will have to go through counseling before "I think it's a good idea," said student Stephen Carrier said Health Center Director Dr. Walter receiving the service, she said. Laine. "I think girls should have the facilities here so Green and Dr. Walter Zirkle, Jr., currently are trying Pelvic and breast examinations also. will be they can make their own choice." to hire an extra staff member so that the services can available at the Health Center once birth control Sophomore Darline Hall said she disagrees with the begin. "We're ready to move on it as soon as we get services are installed, Tipton said. "That's why we idea of an on-campus birth control service. "I think that extra staff member," Carrier said. refer to it as 'expanded gynecological services,'" she it's condoning something that I don't agree with," she Green said the Health Center will not be able to said. said. "It's condoning pre-marital sex." offer the service without this extra staff member, Birth control services for men, in the form of Green said. condoms, also will be available, according to Tipton Fifty-two percent of the women responding to an Carrier said students will pay for birth control and Green. SGA survey last semester said they would use services on an individual basis. "I don't know what it Carrier announced at the March 19 Board of campus birth-control services if they were provided (the cost) will be," Carrier said. "It won't be very Visitors meeting here that he was moving ahead with here. much." plans for birth control services at JMU. Tipton said Nine percent said the university should not offer Tipton said the birth control devices available will while a few board members raised their eyebrows, birth control services. be the diaphram, prescriptions for birth control pills none spoke out against the measure. Sixty-five percent said the service should be paid and, if a student specifically requests it, the in- Student reaction to the news generally has been for by those using it. But 27 percent said the cost trauterine device. favorable. should be added to the health fee paid by all students. Campus news show to start this week See related story on page 8 By GREG HENDERSON A weekly videotaped student news program will premiere here Thursday as part of the radio-television program changes brought about by a recent student petition. The 30 minute news program will be shown in the Warren Campus Center television lounge. The time of the showing has not yet been determined, but it will be shown more than once, according to senior Charles Fazio, executive producer-director of the show. Called Campus Scene, the show will have three major sections; news, sports and entertainment. It will be "kind of a fusion between PM Magazine, Entertainment Tonight, and the nightly news," Fazio said. The petition also brought about the purchase of more man $20,000 worth of equipment and a policy change in the television- film center to allow students more hands-on experience with the equipment, according to Dr. Donald McConkey, dean of the School of Fine Arts and Communication. Fazio, who initiated the petition with senior John Thomas last November, said, "I am extremely pleased because we got, I would say, everything that we wanted." The petition, which carried about 150 student signatures, called for changes in many areas of the radio-television-film program. The Breeze reported Feb. 18 that the petition had already resulted in an administrative committment to purchase two portable mini- cameras and an editing machine. The equipment will cost over $20,000, McConkey said. Three of the nine points on the petition already had been rejected at that time. They were: That all upper-level communication arts courses be limited to majors; that more courses and sections of existing courses be opened; and that all paid positions within the department be restricted to communication arts majors. A meeting was held Feb. 26 between McConkey, Fuller, Fazio, and Dr. Thomas Stanton, vice president of academic affairs, to discuss the petition. Most of the changes were decided upon then, McConkey said. Fazio said the decision to start the student newscast this year was made the following week at a meeting between himself, Fuller, McConkey, and three members of the communication arts faculty; Dr. David Holdridge, Robert Starr, and Dr. Charles Turner. Another student concern acted on was the request for more Russ Chewning was one of the win- practical training for advanced television students. McConkey second year JMU has hosted the said, "We decided to try to reorder the mission of the television- ners in the Virginia Special Olympics event for handicapped persons. held here this weekend. This is the See PETITION, page 4

Two 65-year-old faculty Some students are sending Baseball player Bill Robinson This members here are forced to salt to their congressmen to of the Pirates visited JMU retire because of a federal law. prevent cuts in student loans. recently with his son. See issue... See story, page 2. See story, page 3. Sports interview, page 12. ' ■'* 'I • ' 1——i . ,

..,.,..■ Page 2, The Breeze, Mondayjvlarch 29, 1982 Two 65-year-old professors here ALL THE CHOICES YOU WANT forced to retire because of age ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT help Adams continue his teaching career here. "I did what I could," Adams said. BIGGER, BETTER "Carrier was very pleasant, but he didn't budge." A spokesman for Carrier termed the situation "un- fortunate" but said there was nothing the president could SOUP'N do. Carrier could not comment in person because, "He's in a meeting for the rest of the day," the spokesman said. Adams said he feels he is SALAD being treated fairly because Anderson is also being forced to retire. "As long as they throw us both out, it's fair," he said. "But to pass a national law and to put this crummy exception on it is not fair." Anderson said she thinks the Garden fresh! law is unfair. "Every citizen is able to work until they're 70, Garden good! except for college professors," she said. "That Two tasty, hot, homemade soups! seems discriminatory to me. I think the constitutionality of the law is being questioned." Thank you for coming to J^ J f\ \\ THE LAW was written at first for the elementary school system, Anderson said. "People were concerned SHOWS about elementary school Located on 33 East just beforcValley Mall English professor Dr. Frank Adams is being forced to teachers getting older and not . retire because of a state law. Adams said he has plen- being able to handle the ty of teaching left in him, and wants to stay on here. children," she said. "But for it (Photo by David L. Johnson) to apply to college professors is perfectly absurd." Anderson is "disgusted and By SANDY STONE JMU who are affected by this disappointed" that she must Two 65-year-old English law. retire, she said. "A more professors here are being Anderson said, "I think it's desirable solution should be forced to retire due to a perfectly ridiculous to retire found, and could be found," federal law passed about five college teachers," she said. she said. But she added, "Dr. A&P years ago. "We're just about at the Carrier is as helpless in the As stated in the James height of our teaching situation as anyone else." Madison University faculty capacity." Anderson did try to reapply Pepsi 8116 oz. 1.25 plus Dep. handbook, "The mandatory for her teaching position but retirement age for untenured ADAMS ALSO said he does was informed that she must Piels Beer 6112 oz. NR btls. 1.39 faculty, classified and ad- not want to retire. "If I were retire, she said. "I thought I ministrative personnel is age one year younger, I would be might have a chance of get- Old Milwaukee 12pak. 3.49 70." able to retire five years from ting unemployment in- But the handbook also now," he said. surance," she said. "That was Old Milwaukee 6112 oz. btls. 2.09 states, "The mandatory "It is kind of a blow. The more my motive than retirement age for tenured only consolation is that I will anything else." Labatts Ale 6/12 oz. btls. . 2.99 faculty members is 65 until feel just this way when I'm 70, After retirement, Anderson July 1, 1982, at which time it too." He added, "But I do hate has hopes of finding some type Busch6/12oz.btls. 2.19 will be raised to 70." to give up that five-year of part-time work here, she English professors Dr. salary." said. "I wouldn't mind low Francis Adams and Dr. Adams said he spoke with pay. I'm on social security Patricia Anderson are the two JMU President Ronald tenured faculty members at Carrier to see if Carrier could See FORCED, page 6 Jeno's Pizzas 12oz. .99 The Breeze wins top Virginia awards A&P Chunk Light tuna 6^/2 oz. . 79 Oodles of Noodles 411.00 The Breeze topped five required to award ratings if no for sports news writing. other Virginia college entry was deserving. Other excellents: Gam- Land O'Lakes 211 lbs. pkgs. 1.00 newspapers in , competition Rated superior: Yo Nagaya mage, Jim Denery and Ian Saturday night. for feature photography, Katz each for news writing; Generic Cheese Slices 12 oz. .99 Other schools in the yearly sports photography and Katz for sports feature Virginia Intercollegiate Mass picture story; David L. writing. Communications Association Johnson for feature Rated good: Nagaya for competition were: University photography; Chris Kouba personality photography (no of Virginia, Virginia Tech, Old and Jill Howard each for superiors or excellents); Dominion University, editorial writing. David Letson for reviews; Gwaltney All-meat franks 1.49I lb. Virginia Commonwealth Richard Amacher for sports University and the College of Rated excellent (no feature writing; Pat Butters Round roast 1.99 lib. William and Mary. superiors awarded) Nagaya for editorial cartoons. Individual and newspaper and Johnson each for general Newspaper ratings were: entries were rated superior, news photography; Jeff Superior: feature pages. excellent, good, notable, or Gammage for investigative Excellent (no superiors): not at all. Judges were not reporting; Danny Finnegan general makeup, sports pages, display advertising. Grapefruit 5 lbs. 11.59 Other excellents: editorial pages and special section. Red Delicious apples .39 lib. Correction * «* Jr- .«_- -MfXriors or ex- An incorrect budget request was reported in the cellents) : front page. Calf Navelt>ranges 4 lbs. 11.49 March 25 issue of The Breeze. Six of U judges were from Chrysalis art and literary magazine is asking the The Washington Post. Spanish Onions .2911b. Student Government Association for $2,070. Chrysalis expects a total budget of $7,170, including projected Individual and newspaper Asparagus 1.291 lb. funding from the School of Fine Arts and Com- ratings were compiled to munication of $3,000 and $2,100 in sales. determine The Breeze the sweepstakes winner. The Breeze, Monday, March 29, 1982, page 3 SALT opposes financial aid cuts By TAMMY SCARTON The United States Congress will be voting on President Ronald Reagan's financial aid proposals on March 31. Students Associated for Loans and Trust urges all students to write their congressmen to protest the proposed budget cuts in financial aid, said Sue Smith, SALT organizational leader at Northern Ohio University. Each student is urged to inclose salt in the letter "either loosely, dumped in from a salt shaker, or in a packet," she said. James Madison University Student Government Association Legislative Vice President Brian Skala said there is no formal SALT movement on this campus. He did receive information about the group and the budget cuts from Smith, he said. "I told the SGA senators about it and told them to tell their constituents about it," he said. All students should write their legislators concerning the proposed cuts, he said. About 52 percent of JMU students will be affected adversely if the proposals are approved by Congress. Smith said a single letter of protest will receive attention, but 'hundreds of protest letters containing salt will have a greater impact. "A national movement will have more effect," she noted. Students should follow four guidelines when writing to their congressmen, Smith said. First, add a personal touch to the letter. Let the congressme know how you are affected personally. / Second, explain why you are in college. Mention your career, goals. ^s Third, be informed about the proposed financial aid cuts. If you quote figures or other information, use reliable sources. Four, make the letter positive and thank them for their support. "Do not write a negative, nasty letter," Smith said. "They're usually not well received." About 500 to 600 letters have been written to legislators because of her involvement, she said. There is a possibility that Western Union may lower rates for telegrams to Congress on the day of the vote, she said. "We're trying to get everyone involved," Smith said. "This goes beyond party affliation. It affects everyone," she added. Last week was "countdown week" at ONU, Smith said. In- formation booths, speeches, petitions and programs were available to make people aware of SALT, she said. About 1,000 of the 2,700 ONU students were expected to take part in a march and rally held Friday, she said "I meet opposition at every turn, but I know my facts and James Madison University President Ronald Carrier persuade them to see my side," Smith said. unsuccessfully attempts a trick shot after hearing a One ONU organization is sending a half ton truck load of salt to Rack 'em up, few pointers from expert Jack White. White gave a Washington, DC. to protest the proposed cuts, she said Other demonstration of his ability recently in the Warren groups are sending 50 pound salt blocks to the capital, she added. See SALT, page 5 Ron Campus Center. (Photo by Yo Nagaya) Some local housewives are also students here By SANDY STONE BARLOW'S FAMILY has Some Harrisonburg been very supportive, she housewives not only cook, said. "My husband cooks, we clean and take care of their have a maid once a week, and children, but are also James the rest of the family has Madison University students. chores," she said. "For mom Mary Barlow, mother of to go back to school, it takes four, is a full-time student at everyone." JMU. She dropped out of Barlow was a professional college in 1959 to get married model for 15 years in and to put her husband Washington, DC. Later, she through school, she said. She got married and stayed home enjoys attending school again, after the children were bom, she said. she said. She said she wanted "I'm having a ball. With the to come back to school slightest bit of en- because, "I think if you stop couragement, I could become learning or studying or trying a professional student," something new that's going to Barlow said extend you, you'll stop Barlow is an Elementary growing. That's where Education major and hopes to boredom sets in." teach grades four to severn Barlow's college degree is after completing her studies, also important if something she said Her experiences with should happen to her husband, her own children will probably she said. "I want to be able to help her be a good teacher, support myself," she said. she said. Barlow does not plan on •Through my children, I taking classes during May have seen what it is like to be a session or summer school child and the problems they because, "My family needs a have to deal with," Barlow break." said. Jeanie Dunham, mother of Barlow described her, two, has been a part-time education at JMU as an student at JMU for two and a "absolute challenge." She has half years. She is enrolled in had to establish entirely new the pre-nursing program. "I study habits to have time for went to college for one school and house chores. "I semester 15 years ago, then study every morning at 5:00," got married. That ended my ' she said "It's the only time no college career for awhile," Housewife Grace McCracken is also a James Madison University student. Here she one wants -to ask me she said. "Four years later I sits with her son Quinn and daughter Carmen. (Photo by David L*Johnson) anything." See HOUSEWIYES, page 5

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(Continued from page 1) McConkey said. "The they were needed," and said film center,' in Harrison Hall. he thought the reasons were The Fcolk Ensemble (equipment) problem kind of valid. "It was developed as both a overtook us while we weren't of the production and training looking." While the upper-level facility. We are going to try to McConkey said some other courses will not be limited to James Madison University strengthen the training and requests were valid but could communication arts majors, de-emphasize the production not be granted at this time. there will be more Dance Theatre aspect," he said. Asked about the request for prerequisits to them, which The change is immediate, additional courses he said, Fazio called an improvement. McConkey said. "There is no substantial way McConkey said that the Another part of the petition to address that problem right petition was, "a very effective 8 p.m. Thursday, Friday complained of faulty and now." document for getting our .V attention." He noted, Saturday outdated television equip- He noted that the number of ment. As a result, a however, that, "If the teachers in the department students started sendingsme April 1, 2, 3, 1982 replacement schedule will be restricts the number of made for equipment in the one every week I'd stop classes available and that no listening." communication arts depart- additional faculty members Sinclair Gymnasium ment, McConkey said. Dr. Rex Fuller, head of the are likely. "James Madison is communication arts depart- Godwin Hall He explained that equip- happy that we did not lose the ment will be checked ment, called the student ac- 19 positions," that had been . tion "very positive. The periodically to determine how targeted to be cut by the state well it is working. The petition helped us to legislature. crystallize our perceptions Tickets available at the door . department will try to an- Fazio said that he did not ticipate how long the equip- and on the basis of those General admission $3; JMU I.I). $2 expect the petition to result in perceptions we were able to m ment will last and replace it additional classes, "we just Children under 12 free before it becomes inoperable. take some very positive wanted to let them know that steps." Layman's Automotive & Towing Service • • Let's Formerly College "66" Has moved its Service Department to 66 Waterman Drive. - We now have stale inspections Krogering - Gasoline & Diesel fuel available - Master Charge & Visa accepted for the best of everything Complete Auto Care including the price! 24 Hour Wrecker Service Air Conditioning Repair Wheel Balancing Road Service Tires & Batteries Mechanic on Duty Brake Service Mufflers & Exhaust Systems 434-0691 PEPSI Robert Layman, Owner College VINE RIPENED White Salad Bread Tomatoes. lb. 59 Graduates BECOME A LAWYERS ASSISTANT. ^Froin The D«li-»- • Program approved by American Bar Association. \ J -\ \ FRESH MADE SAUSAGE, • Day or Evening classes available. V (IN / MUSHROOM OR • Employment assistance.

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When Jenny (Bond, ad- Budget proposals of four major campus ministrative vice president) and I went to the FREE PREGNANCY TESTING organizations totaling $126,634 were heard convention in New Orleans, that didn't even ABORTION SERVICES Thursday by the Student Government pay for Burger King." ALTERNATIVE COUNSELING Association Finance Committee. SGA is asking $1300 for convention and BIRTH CONTROL The hearings of University Program Board, education travel for next year. It is also asking EDUCATIONAL SERVICES SGA, Inter-fraternity Council and Panhellenic BOARD CERTIFIED GYNECOLOGISTS $6,270 for printing and advertising. This year's ALL SERVICES ARE CONFIDENTIAL Council came after six other organizations SGA received $5,200. "We raised the price to do presented their proposals earlier in the week. the SGA calendar because next year it's going The SGA has about $240,000 to distribute to to be good," Colna said. 100 W. Wellington St* rhpntown, MD 2174O«301-733.24O0 the 10 organizations during its front end IFC and Panhellenic were approved for front budgeting process, according to Cathy Schulte, end budgeting status by the Special Advisory Finance Committee chairperson. Committee. Budget proposals of both were The organizations are asking for a total of heard Thursday. $237,536. The Special Advisory Committee for Both were approved for front end budgeting front end budgeting agreed March 22 to save TheBedu Slcob status last year, but their budget proposals Th. Pu.pl. MUlnf On Th. Cofl imumn about $7,000 of the $240,000 for the contingency were vetoed by the Executive Council after 1 North Main St.. HarriwmWf account. OM" Thvndoy and Friday Nhjhti nit p.m. passing in the Finance Committee and the Oaan Daily 10 a.m. (o 5 p IT The contingency account is only available to senate. MaaWf CKa.aa and Vita recognized clubs and organizations which are IFC President Mike Clark and Panhellenic not front end budgeted. President Tammy Cassell both refused to Front end budget organizations explained comment on their budgets before the hearings. their budget proposals to the Finance Com- IFC is asking for $1900. At the hearing, Clark Men's and Ladies mittee. The committee will amend, reject or said IFC had used $1600 for this year. accept the proposals starting April 1. The Finance Committee member Richard Horan budgets will then be taken to the SGA Senate asked, "How did you do it all with $1600?" IFC April 13, but all budgets may not be voted on was forced to cut back expenses for sports then, Schulte said. Budgets passed in the activity, conventions, and publishing of the Sprint) Sacks, senate will be voted on in the Executive Greek newspaper, The Oracle, Clark said. Council. \ Panhellenic requested $1600. It expects to UPB is requesting $100,224 for next year, spend $3550 and recover $1950. The largest compared to this year's budget of $94,074, an portion of the budget allots $2,140 for printing Shorts and Tops increase of more than $6,000. It is asking and advertising. It includes paying for The $1,750 more for professional services, Oracle, rush handbooks and general ad- than it received for this year. vertising. "It's for the increasing costs for concerts," The six other front end budget organizations Audrey Bright, UPB executive chairman said. had their proposals heard either Monday or "Some performers want $75,000 to $100,000 Wednesday. They are: Blues tone, The Breeze. guarantees, and that doesn't include what else Inter-Hall Council, Honor Council, Commuter they may ask for. They are just getting Student Committee and Chrysalis. HONOR outrageous." The Finance Committee Wednesday funded the Psychology Club $325 from the contingency The Finance Committee questioned UPB's account. The club had originally requested $19,000 request for publicity and advertising. It $350 to pay for guest speaker Chris Sizemore COUNCIL received $14,750 for this year's printing and April 20, Schulte said advertising budget. The two categories could "They wanted to charge admission, but you be considered the same, Schulte said. have to pay a $25 space rental fee if you charge "That pays for all UPB posters and all admission," Schulte said. "So we amended promotional materials," Bright said. "We their proposal because now they won't charge Student Representatives have stopped advertising in The Breeze and admission." are putting out our own newsletter, but that About $900 is left in contingency, Schulte are being selected. has nothing to do it. The newsletter isn't said. It does not include $550 the committee costing us more. It's just increasing costs in loaned two weeks ago. Those loans will be advertising. repaid to the SGA at the end of the year. If you are interested in serving as a "We're having a communication problem The committee also agreed with a proposal with the students and we have to get more to make the Honor Council Secretary the student representative from your students to the events," she added. Honor Council Judicial Secretary and raise the "Our budget should go through with no salary from $400 to $600 per year. academic school, contact the dean of problem," Bright said before the hearings. The proposal now goes to the SGA Con- your school or your department head. "There is nothing out of line." stitutional Revisions Committee for rewor- SGA is asking for $22,850, an increase of ding. Before the senate votes on the proposal it Applications due by April 19th. $1,800 from this year's budget. must be posted outside the SGA office for at "Our increases are small and legitimate," least two weeks. For passage, the proposal Duties include: said SGA president Lynn Tipton. "Line for line must be approved by a two-thirds vote of the we were cut short in everything for this year. senate and a majority vote in the Executive 1.) Attending honor council We were given $600 for (convention and Council. hearings and meetings. 2.) Promoting the honor system. it Housewives 3.) Working on special projects & (Continued from page 3) family, I'd be shirking my That's a big factor," she said. events had children, and I stayed at responsibilities," she said. McCracken's husband helps home with them." "My foremost responsibility with the children, but it is Dunham re-entered college is my family." faster for her to take care of Student Coordinator posi- mainly for the challenge, she But Dunham said she thinks housekeeping and prepare said. But she also wants to feel education is very important. meals, she said. "We're not she can support herself and "It's rewarding for anyone to having roast beef and baked tions are also being filled. her children if something be stimulated mentally. It potatoes. I've learned to cook happens to her husband, she keeps you young and in- quick," she said. "Meals are said. teresting. If you cut all that made according to speed." If you are interested in interviewing There have been minor off, you can become problems in trying to be a stagnant," she said. "It is just for a student co-ordinator position, mother, wife and student, important that you keep a pick up an application from the Honor Dunham said. "There have balance between stimulation been times when it's been and responsibility." Council office (next to the Student really hectic trying to balance Grace McCracken, mother (Continued from page 3) school with home life," she of two, just completed her Some proposed financial aid Government office) or call 433-6383 for said. "For the most part, I've degree in Communication cuts: more information. Applications due found it to be rewarding." Arts. She stopped her college Pell Grants would be education ten years ago and reduced from $2.3 to $1.4 April 9th DUNHAM'S FAMILY has became a newspaper reporter billion in 1983, a 40 percent been very supportive, she in Northern Virginia, she said. cut. Duties include: said.'They're all concerned, But she later moved to Supplemental Educational and want me to do well. My Harrisonburg and had to Opportunity Grants-would be 1.) Representing the university in husband feels good about the complete her degree to try to eliminated. honor hearings. fact that I want to do this," get a better job. "I'm looking National Direct Student she said. for a job now/" she said. Loans would be eliminated. 2.) Investigating possible honor Dunham's school life does McCracken was a full-time Guaranteed Student Loans not interfere with her family student here for two and a half would be harder to obtain for violations. life, she said. "If I felt like I years, and this caused undergraduates. The loans 3.) Working on special projects. bad to go full time to the point problems, she said. "You've would not be available c for where I had to neglect my got a lot of budgeting of time. graduate students. ••■■ m a* * Page 6, The Breeze, Monday, March 29, J982 UPB starts weekly news flier, withdraws ads By SANDY STONE newspapers every day." we're getting hurt, it's not The Breeze is smaller this Kouba said if there is a "* Because of dissatisfaction The coverage of Winterfest fair," she said. "The onl> year due to a tight budget and mistake in any ad, The Breeze with The Breeie' advertising by The Breeze was not ex- coverage we've been getting the purchasing of new runs a free ad to clarify the and coverage of University tensive, Kouba said,"but I from The Breeze is the bad equipment, but he said, "The mistake. He said he recalls Program Board activities, stand behind the judgments news." Breeze is the best way to only one instance of a mistake UPB is now distributing a that were made then." Kouba said he keeps ad- reach the James Madison in a UPB ad. weekly flier to inform The Breeze had photos of vertisers and hews as University community short Bright said publication of students of their events. Winterfest which were separate as possible. "When of direct mailing." the Backstage Pass is costing UPB has also withdrawn all scheduled for the front page of somebody buys space, that According to various sur- about the same as advertising advertising from The Breeie. the Feb. l issue, but the shouldn't influence my veys, people do read The in The Breeze. "It is not a "We've been unsatisified quality of the photos was not decisions in the news pages," Breeze, Kouba said. "Some greater expense to us, and it with our ads in The Breeze," good, Kouba said. "Instead we he said. If this were allowed to people throw out the paper," gives us a lot more coverage." said Audrey Bright, UPB put the photo of Uncle Ron occur, "Advertisers would be he said. "Some people throw Kouba said UPB bought executive chairman. "The flipping hamburgers which I able to buy my front page," out The (Washington) Post." about $5,500 of advertising whole business and at- think students would find Kouba said. Doyle said UPB wanted to from The Breeze per year. mosphere has not given us more interesting." UPB had one and a half think of a different way of "We expect to make about what we think we need." One photo of a Winterfest pages of advertising for advertising that would attract. $46,000 this year from ad- The "Backstage Pass" will activity was featured on page Winterfest in The Breeze, but people. "Students may pick up vertising, so UPB's money is a give UPB more publicity, eight of the Feb. 1 issue. The many students did not see it, a Backstage Pass and hold on recognizeable chunk, but not a Bright said. "There is more photo was of a participant in Doyle said. "The quality of the to it longer than The Breeze. It majority of our advertising," creativity in the advertising, the Best of Maxim's. Kouba paper has gone down in the sparks more interest in he said. "No, it is not crippling and it gives us a lot more said, "Reviewing the last four to five years," he things, and goes into more us financially." coverage," Bright said. situation, I only regret that said. "People flip through it, detail," he said. Doyle said the Backstage The Breeie Editor Chris the photo was not of the person and set it down or throw it UPB was also dissatified Pass will continue to be Kouba said,"I don't like to who won the hundred away unless something really with the quality of ads in The published weekly if it a suc- lose an advertiser, but I hold dollars." interesting catches their eye, Breeze, Doyle said. "There cess. "It has a very big no animosity towards the Bright said lack of coverage so they don't see the ads." have been mess-ups when potential, but if it doesn't work UPB." for Winterfest was "the straw Kouba said the quality of we've advertised in The any better, we'll go back to Steve Doyle, former UPB that broke the camel's back. The Breeze this year is at Breeze," he said. "Names advertising with The Breeze." chairman, said UPB was We feel that all the least as good as past years. have been left out, and wrong Bright said the weekly flier disappointed that The Breeze organizations should be The number of awards the names put in.'" He added, is an experiment, "but if it did not publish a preview or working together. Everybody paper has won has risen in the "With the Backstage Pass, we continues to be as successful review of Winterfest. "That should be supporting past four to five years, he proof it before we distribute as we think it will be, we're really opened our eyes to the everybody else. But when said. it." going to stick with it." discrepancies that The Breeze has presented," Doyle said. "We need more previews to inform students of upcoming events. A preview may not be news, but if it (Winterfest) wasn't news before, it cer- tainly was news after," Doyle Recreational Activities said. "Winterfest is the biggest thing we've had on campus entertainment-wise this year," he said. Kouba said a preview of Winterfest was written, but mere was not enough space Jobs Available For Next Yea r for it in that issue of the paper. "There were other articles that were better and more newsworthy," he said. "We never have enough room to Intramurals cover everything. It's something that happens to -Sports Commissioners ■r i * Forced -Special Events Co-Ordinatar 'Continued from page 2) anyway," she saia. "1 also -Student Director plan to do a lot of writing." Anderson, an assistant professor who has taught her Godwin Hall for ten years, earns an annual salary of $18,850. Recreational Assistant Adams is a full professor and has been here 13 years. His annual salary is $27,550. -Life Guards * ~ Adams said he feels doubtful about getting another Weight Room Supervisors job. "Why should any place hire an old man when they can hire a young one?" he said. Equipment Issue Checkers "I will see what I can do around here," Adams said. "I would take almost any decent job." it must have Valid Adams said he is very disappointed that he must Senior Life Saving retire. "I don't want to stop at all," he said. "It's entirely too much fun." andCP.R.

Ready to teach home nursing, first aid, Applications are available parenting, child care, water safety, CPR. in Godwin 102 and are Red Cross: Ready for a new century. £ due 2:OOpm, April 8 4 Th« *).#« »ng Cowro< The Breeze, Monday, March 29. 1982, page 7 ANNOUNCEMENTS

SGA ELECTIONS HEART FUND RACE HAIR CUT-A-THON ECONOMICS TEACH-IN SGA elections (or president, ad- The Fourth Annual Downtown Har Sigma.Sigma Sigma Is having a Hair DANCE CONCERT There will be a Reaganomlca Teach-in The Folk Ensemble or the JMU Dance ministrative vice president, legislative risonburg Heart Fund Race wilt be held Cut a thon with Full Tilt of Harrlsonburg, March 30 it 7 p.m !n Miller 101. Pro vice president, treasurer and secretary Theatre will perform In concert April 1-3 m April 10 at 10 a.m. The race win start and at the Sigma house April 5, from 10-3 p.m. lessors Russ Smith and Bob Loube of the will be held April 8. Anyone who is In- the Sinclair Gymnasium, Godwin Had at 8 finish at Court Square There will be in- Call S646 lor appointments. Hair cuts are economics department will be speaking. teested In running should stop by the p.m. Tickets will be available at the door. dividual and learn competition in the 10K 15 each The teach-in la sponsored by the JMU SQA office for information. run and only individual competition in the General admission $3, JMU l.0. S3. Chapter of the Citizen's Party. Everyone Children under 12 will be admitted free. SK run. Information and entry blanks are PHONEATHON Is Invited. rvayallable in dormitories and the WCC in- The JMU Alumni Association Is looking HONOR COUNCIL for organizations or individuals who can Honor Council student representative \ formation desk, or contact Peter Nielsen. COMM ARTS CONFERENCE donate time to Its phoneathon, which will KITE FESTIVAL applications will be accepted until April \ Burruss 309. or call 6649 The Second Annual James Madison A spring kite festival will be held April update alumni records and solicit con- 9. For applications, contact the dean of University Conference on Communica- 3, on the quad in front of Wilson Hall. tributions. Time must be filled for 6:30 tion Evaluation will be held April 14 and your academic school or your department Prizes will be awarded to the best SPECIAL OLYMPICS p.m. and later for the following dates: head. Responsibilities Include attending 15 This conference Is open to Professors registered kite. Registration will be con- Volunteers are desperately needed to March 30 and 31; April 6, 7 and 8. For In- honor hearings. students and the general public ducted from 10 a.m. to noon. There Is no help out at the local track and field day to formation or to sign up, call Nancy at Honor Council student Coordinator ap- Teachers planning to bring classes over entry fee. For more Information, call Doug be held April 3 at Turner Ashby High 8234. 50 students to any of the individual ses- plications will be accepted until April 9. School from 1-4 p.m. Those who would Miller at 4887. For applications or more Information con- sions (other than the main speaker) like to help should attend a meeting in MADISONIANS should notify Dr. Anne Gabbard Alley tact the Honor Council or student coor- Maury 201, March 30, at 7 p.m. Madisonian auditions will be held April conference director. NATIONAL HISTORY DAY dinator's office. Responsibilities Include 17 at 10 a.m. in the Duke Fine Arts Center, The JMU history department Is spon- Investigating and presenting honor DM 209 All Interested JMU students can soring the Stare and Regional Competi- cases. GOLD BAR RUN obtain audition forms outside DM 204. tion of National History Day, to be held The James Madison University Chapter INTRAMURALS April 2 In the WCC. Competing area Junior Contact Sandra Cryder of the music The deadline for signing up for tennis of the Association of the United States department for more Information. and senior high school students, will GRADUATING SENIORS Army Is sponsoring the 10K Gold Bar Run Intramurals Is April 8 at noon on the center on the theme "Trade and Industry April 24 In Harrlsonburg. For Information bulletin board. The activity begins April In History." Besides essays, students will Seniors that placed orders for gradua- CELEBRATE LIFEI 12. tion announcements please pick them up on registration for the race, contact Mike compete In projects as Individuals and Whetson at 433-7445 or stop by the JMU Celebrate Life!, a modern religious The deadline for signing up for in- groups and make media presentations Immediately In the bookstore. If you have musical, will be performed April 2-4 in tramural basketball 2 on 2 Is April 8 at friends that are student-teaching, pick up ROTC department. All proceeds for the All entries will be exhibited In Room B, race will go to a charity fund. conjunction with CCM. Performances will noon on the bulletin board. The activity beginning at 11 a.m. A luncheon for par- their announcements for them. A limited be at 8 p.m on April 2 and 3, and at 2 p.m. begins April 12. number of additional announcements are tlclpanta and Invited guests will be held on April 4, In Blackwell Auditorium, at noon and will feature Elizabeth available In the bookstore. RECREATIONAL JOBS Moody Hall. Tickets are Si.SO at the door. Anyone interested In working In the WAMPLER THEATRE Allebaugh. of the Center for Economic The musical will also be performed at recreational activities department should "Grandpa Was An Anarchist" and Education at JMU, as a speaker. see details on the Intramural Bulletin Blessed Sacrament Church, Main Street, "Conversations with Mrs. Wilson," two Harrlsonburg, at 8 p.m. on April 4, dona- CHARITY JUMP ROPING Board In Godwin Hall by Godyjn 102. original plays by John Thomasson will be There will be a heart charity rope jump- tions only. WRITING LAB Positions are open In intramurala, special presented In Wampler Experimental ing contest April 3 at Godwin Hall from The Writing Lab offers free help In over- events and sports supervisors. Selections Theatre April 2-4. Cost Is 81.50. Shows 9-1 p.m. Kits may be picked up at will be presented 8 p.m. nightly and 2 p m coming reading problems, preparing will be made by April IS. TAX HELP papers for college courses, writing In- McDonalds. There will be 5-6 people to a The JMU Accounting Honor Society is Sunday. team. Teams must be registered now. SIGMA PHI LAMBDA class essays, obtaining experiential col- providing volunteer income tax lege credits In the BGS program, prepar- Winners will get warm-up suits. Every par- The trip lo Washington, DC. scheduled assistance through April IS every Mon. ticipant will get a T-shirt. Fledges must be ART GALLERIES ing applications and resumes, and for March 27 has been cancelled. Any stu- Tue. and Wed. from 3-5 p.m. and Wed. Kathryn Heath and Elizabeth Herbst turned In to McDonalds by April 17, bet- preparing for such testa as the LSAT, dent has paid to go should contact Lynn from 8-8 p.m. In the Student Advocate Of- will be exhibiting ceramics and fibers ween 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. GMAT and GRE.'Call 8401 or stop by Jarvls for a refund. fice In WCC. through April 8 at the Artworks Gallery. Sheldon 208.

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By MARTHA STEVENS A 30-minute weekly student news series called the Campus Scene will premiere Thursday on the James Madison University campus: ' It will be shown in the Warren Campus Center television lounge, and although times have not been finalized, it will be shown several times. The show, which arose from the student petition concerning the radio-television-film program, will be financed by the communication arts department, according to senior Charles Fazio. Fazio initiated that petition and is executive producer-director of the student-run program. Campus Scene will use a news magazine format to combine campus news and views, entertainment, and sports, Fazio said. "We hope to offer a cross-section oTstories that will be of interest to the students," he said. "We also want to include a five- minute in-depth on-campus interview." The show will be hosted by three students. Senior Kathy Brissette will anchor campus news, senior Jeff Spaulding will report sports, and sophomore Sandy Stone will host entertainment and features. Studio portions of the show will be taped at the Television-Film Center in Harrison Hall. In-depth reporting will be done on location with a remote camera, Fazio added. A staff of 20-25 persons will tape the show live on Wednesdays. It will be produced in color. "We've assembled the most talented, creative people around," Fazio said. News Director Suzanne Cale will edit scripts, which will then return to Brissette for a rewrite to her particular style of television language. The scripts for other hosts will follow a similar pattern, and everyone will be responsible for some story ideas. Graphics Director Cindy McGloon is designing posters and other artwork, Fazio said. McGloon and Dan DUlenham also are constructing the sets for the show. Fazio said the basic set currently is a news desk with three stools and a blue chromakey wall behind it. With a chromakey wall, the blue can be removed electronically so that a different background can be inserted. Fazio and senior producer-assistant director Wendy Oden will direct the sequence of shots during the program's production and the cueing. "Everyone is so excited and enthusiastic. Everyone is taking a lot of pride in it," he said. "We want to prove it can work and that it will be good — it's incentive to work hard and to prove it." Fazio said the average cost per show will be over $100 for the first few, but the price will decrease after the show is produced Charles Fazio, executive producer-director of the new TV program, the Campus more. Video tapes cost about $300, he said, equipment about $200, Scene, shows the Television-Film Center's equipment. The show will be studio- and about $50 for miscellaneous items such as the set. See PREMIERE, page 9 taped in the center. (Photo by Yo Nagaya) Big Apple serves as May session class* ill

By MARTHA STEVENS a day, but he tries to keep them from being too "I want to make students aware of the given specialized so that the students have free time potential of New York. It's the art world — I to explore the city and to work on their class want to start them at the big time." projects. Before leaving JMU, each student Art professor Steve Zapton is talking about meets with Zapton to discuss his particular his May session class, "Exploring the New project, which the student works on while in York Art World," a graduate-level art class in New York. which students learn about the city and its "By working on their projects, it allows them numerous galleries, museums, art supply to build up resources of what's available," he stores and more prior to their 12-day departure said, adding that some students take along to the Big Apple itself. portfolios and articles for job possibilities or The initial cost of $300 includes lodging, even to sell merchandise, as senior Jay Tramel tuition (3-credit course), and transportation, did in two stores last May. but for an additional $150-200, a student have a "I encourage the students to be mature and very enjoyable trip, Zapton said. independent. I want them to explore," Zapton Although this year's will be only the second said. New York class, Zapton said last year's Paula Dubill, a senior majoring in print- students responded favorably to the class. To making with an interest in design, agrees with make it interesting for the individual students, the possibilities of exploration. "It was quite he tries to schedule appointments with a an experience — unlike a classroom." She variety of resources so they can experience added that she wrote to a woman who was different things, such as art history, ceramics, becoming a fairly well-known illustrator and and graphics. This year will include visits to through several contacts, she visited the art some private art collections. directors for Scholastic magazine and several I want to meet the students' needs," he others. added. "Last year, we had appointments According to Dubill, the class also received where we learned to hang exhibits, how to information on internship programs at the present our works, and we visited important Museum of Modern Art and the Metropolitan illustrators and designers in their studios. We Museum of Art. Dubill also visited the Fashion also met with the curators who worked with the Institute of Technology, the American Institute Steve Zapton plans to continue "Exploring the New Picasso collection." of Graphic Arts, and the Society of Illustrators York Art World." (Photo by Tom Lighton) Zapton said there are several appointments See CLASSROOM, page 9 The Breeze. Monday. March 29, 1982. page 9 ^k Premiere (Continued from page 8) Mid-Atlantic wrestling The crew will use four cameras from Television-Film Center, one of which will be used for on-the-spot stories. Fazio said the show is an excellent opportunity to get "hands-on energizes local crowd experience" and actually understand the mechanics of producing and directing a show. He said that if all goes well it would be By MARTHA STEVENS very beneficial to the students and the school if the show could be When I decided to cover the monthly Mid- hooked up with the community cable system. "Warner-Amex Atlantic wrestling held at Harrisonburg High (Harrisonburg's cable channel) has a channel (Channel 8) School, I wasn't sure what to expect. Visions of allocated to community events, which we would like to use this Saturday afternoon professional wrestling show as a possible test pilot to directly feed into the local cable," kept popping into my head. he added. I have no regrets. It proved to be an in- Fazio is excited about the show's future. "I hope it keeps going. teresting evening for both my photographer There's no reason it shouldn't be back next year — it's one of the and myself — especially with the capacity best things to happen. It helps everybody out - the students, the crowd, which included ringside floor seats. department and the school." While I wasn't sure how much was the real thing, the audience obviously was totally engrossed in the wrestling and believed it to be truly realistic. * Classroom Harrisonburg High School's athletic (Continued from page 8) director, Brownie Cummins, said Mid-Atlantic Museum of American Tllustrators. wrestling has been held at the school for the The nightly entertainment, which Zapton feels is also a past three or four years. The events are valuable part of the trip, includes anything from the American sponsored by the school. Ballet at the Metropolitan Opera House to the Franklin Furnace, "It's a fairly good attraction — sometimes a photography exhibit in Soho, a district of New York. we're very crowded." Cummins explained While the students are housed in the Hotel Edison, near Times there are usually five matches with an in- Square, which Zapton terms "the center of things," he en- termission, with the whole evening lasting courages his students to experience the area's interesting about two hours. "They (matches) usually restaurants. start slow and the crowd gets really excited by "I generally head into Chinatown for some restaurants. I want the time of the main event, which is the last them (the students) to get the feeling of the ethnic communities. I event of the evening." want to get into the uniqueness of the city." Thursday night was no exception. All of Zapton likened his class to the semester in London program. Harrisonburg must have come out for the "The students use the city as a learning resource, though it is for event and their participation in the matches a shorter time." had me worried several times that we would For Zapton and the students who participate in this class, the have crowd wrestling matches. But the die- trip and the experiences are not boring. Though the class is hard support of the fans was half the fun of usually limited to about 15 students, Zapton feels it is an excellent what one wrestler said was "very much real." An angry fan disputes the referee's opportunity for many. He plans to include an hour-long morning call. (Photo by Yo Nagaya) session for the group to share the day's experiences with others. THE CROWD QUICKLY filled the gym at One thing Zapton noted was a possible loft (studio-living ticket prices ranging from $3 to $6. The gym had been transformed from a traditional Parents and little children were equally in- apartment) space in New York, obtained through the depart- terested in the action. ment, for students to work out of during their stay. basketball court to a wrestling ring, with bright lights overhead to emphasize the ring One girl, who looked no more than eight Probably the impact of the New York class is best expressed by years old, was jumping up and down, asking, one of Zapton's previous students, Mary Cupp, who said, "It's the and its participants. I stood and watched the crowd before the matches began. All age "Mommy, who's the next fighter?" And then friendliest place I've been." And then she proceeded to discover See WRESTLING page 10 the city and its resources for herself, according to Zapton. groups were present, with lots of families. •v, THIS BUDS FOR YOU \

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A gallant effort by the James "We've been working on slowing Madison University women's lacrosse our offense down," McDonough said. team fell just short Saturday as the "In the past we've rushed our play Duchesses were defeated by Penn and haven't worked the defense, but State 8-7. we did well against Penn State." The loss was the first of the year for Laurie Gray's goal to open the the Duchesses (2-1), who defeated Old second half put Penn State back in the Dominion University 12-8 earlier in lead, but Peacock and Heilman the week. combined for another goal to again tie It was the first game of the season the score. for Penn State, a national power in Peacock passed to Heilman behind women's lacrosse. The Lady Lions the net, and Heilman got the ball back won the first three national titles to Peacock in front for the score. (1978-80) and were fifth last year. Penn State scored the next two The Duchesses approached the goals to take a 6-4 lead, but it could game with optimism. Not only did have been worse if not for three fine they bring two wins into the game saves by JMU goalie Chris Bauer. against the previously inactive Lady With the score still 4-4, Bauer saved Lions, but Penn State was without its two direct shots off free position plays top scorer. Candy Finn. by Penn State. After giving up a goal Finn, who has 192 career goals, to Marsha Florio, stopped Jordan's missed the game with a knee injury. clear shot from 10 yards. "It was a small factor," said JMU "Quickness is Chris' greatest Coach Dee McDonough. "She's an asset," said McDonough. "The types excellent player and we would have of shots she stopped today in the one- had to change our defense, but I don't on-one situations were the ones that think it would have made that big a beat us last year." difference." Trailing 6-4, the Duchesses rallied, JMU jumped out to an early 2-0 lead slowing down their offense again and on goals by Joyce Metcalf and Sarah taking control of the game, but JMU Heilman, but Penn State went up 3-2 came up empty after four chances on two goals by freshman Barb until a goal by Heilman with just over Jordan and another by Suzanne 12 minutes remaining cut the Penn Friedich. State lead to 6-5. Behind for the first time in the game The Lady Lions went back right against the explosive Lady Lions, the back up by two on a goal by Gray. Duchesses did not panic. Senior center Barb Baker cut the Instead, they slowed down their lead back to one goal on a fine in- offense and controlled the play for the dividual effort. next five minutes. The patient offense The Duchesses finally evened the resulted in excellent chances for game when Heilman took a pass from Robyn Dunn and Heilman, but neither Metcalf behind the defense and scored could connect. on a low shot. Then, with just over five minutes But Florio ruined the Duchesses' left in the half, Heilman had the ball rally when she used a nice move to behind the Penn State net and spotted free herself of two defenders in front Freshman Dorothy Vaughan carries against Penn State's Karen Sue Peacock open in front. Peacock of the JMU net and score to give Penn Rickards in the Duchesses' 8-7 loss- (Photo by David L. Johnson) took Heilman's pass and tied the State its 8-7 win. Pitching helps JMU win three With a sweep of Sunday's doublebeader victory. against the College of William and Mary, JMU jumped out to a 1-0 lead in the first the James Madison University baseball on walks to Kidd and Reeves and an error. team closed a weekened road trip with three William and Mary tied the game in the wins and a tie in five conference games. fourth as they combined their two hits to The Dukes started the series on a down score, but another error cost the Indians the note, losing 4-3 to Old Dominion University game. Friday before coming back and defeating With the score 1-1 and one out in the fifth, the Monarchs 16-9 Saturday. Kidd walked. He was erased on a fielder's The second game of Saturday's choice by Reeves, who scored when Tom doubleheader against Old Dominion was Bocock's long fly to center was mishandled. called because of darkness with the score In Old Dominion's 4-3 win Friday, the tied 7-7. Monarch's Tim Toll outdueled JMU's Dave JMU is now 12-8-1 on the season, 3-2-1 in Blondino for the victory. the ECAC South. Old Dominion is 11-4-2 and Fritz' sacrifice fly in the third inning gave William and Mary is 5-12. the Dukes a 1-0 lead, but the Monarchs came In the Dukes' sweep of the Indians Sun- back with three runs of their own in the fifth day, it was strong pitching that keyed and one more in the sixth to take a 4-1 lead. JUM's 3-2 and 2-1 wins. The Dukes' rallied in the ninth as Gordon Junior righthander Kip Yancey held Irons and Kidd singled and Bocock doubled William and Mary hitless through five and both of them in. Toll then gave way to Doug two-thirds innings before giving way to Knowles, who struck out Tony Marant to Justin Gannon, the eventual winner. end the game. While Yancey and Gannon (l-l) were JMU scored nine unearned runs with two holding the Indians to only four hits, the out in the seventh inning to defeat Old Dukes only managed sue and were trailing 2- Dominion 16-9 in the opening game of 0 entering the seventh inning. Saturday's doubleheader. With one out in the seventh, Marshall The Monarchs scored seven runs off JMU Wayland singled and after Phil Fritz flew starter Joe Carleton before he was replaced out, Jeff Kidd walked. Mike Reeves followed in the third inning by Joe Hall, who picked with a single that got by the rightf ielder and up the win to even his record at 1-1. allowed three runs to score. Trailing 7-3, the Dukes tied the game with Freshman righthander Jeff Reid allowed four fifth inning runs. Then came the out- Barb Baker's goal late in the second half cut the Penn only two hits, walked three and struck out burst in the seventh inning, which was led three as he picked up his second win against by Randy Faulconer, Bocock, Marant and State lead to 7 6 and kept JMU's comeback hopes no defeats in the Dukes' 2-1 second-game Fritz, who all homered. alive, iPhoto by David L Johnson) Page 12, The Breeze, Monday, March 29, 1982

Bill Robinson ■ > Pirate examines baseball's strike, discusses changes in game By RICHARD AMACHER "I feel we are entertainers just like a regular entertainer," he said. On the eve of yet another baseball season, one - "W e don't sing and dance, but it's almost the same thing. Our careers rhetorical question still looms in the minds of those are so short that we have to make it while we can. associated with the game — what will be the reper- "The owners are business people and they're not just going to give it cussions of the mid-season strike of a year ago? to you. They're making money, too." "I don't think we'll be able to answer that question Baseball has had other face lifts in addition to free agency. until the end of the season," said Bill Robinson of the The three-tier playoff system used at the end of last season was an Pittsburgh Pirates. experiment Robinson would like to see implemented permanently if a Robinson talked about the strike and the many team that won both halves of the season received an automatic changes that have occurred in baseball during a recent first-round bye. He noted it is effectively used in the minor visit to James Madison University with his son. Bill leagues. junior. Robinson's son is being recruited by JMU baseball Although Robinson does not oppose the designated hitter rule, Coach Brad Babcock he agrees it is a controversial issue. He thinks that baseball Robinson describes Bill junior, who is six foot-five, as should decide to either use it in both leagues, or get rid of it. "quite a pitcher." Babcock agreed and said that the Dukes "Everybody should do the same thing," he said. "The National are recruiting mainly pitchers for next season., Both League is the only league in the world, in every kind of baseball Robinsons said they were impressed with JMU and the final that doesn't have the DH." decision is up to Bill junior. Pittsburgh is one team that surely would benefit from the DH The Pirates were definitely affected by the strike, rule. The Pirates are loaded with players at the two especially at the gate, according to Robinson. And he positions Robinson is most likely to play — first base thinks it will be interesting to see what happens, but and left field. confidently notes that baseball will heal its wounds. Lee Lacy and Mike Easier "I think baseball is bigger than all of us," the six- will probably be platooned in foot-two outfielder said. "I think baseball will left, while Jason Thompson always survive. It's a thing that I'm sure man starts at first. Robinson agement hated and I know the players hated." must battle Willie Stargell Fortunately for Robinson, the strike occurred and rookie Brian Harper for at time when he was recovering from an Achilles backup time at first base. tendon operation and he spent most of the 50-day The introduction of Astroturf layoff trying to rehabilitate it. has also had varying affects on "It probably helped me because I don't think I the game. There are currently four was 100 percent ready when the strike started and American League teams that utilize the by the time it ended I was at least 90 percent ready synthetic surface, while six National League to play," said Robinson, who has hit 159 homeruns clubs have installed it. Robinson said he enjoys and owns a .259 career batting average in 13 major hitting on Astroturf, but as one gets older it is tough on league seasons. the legs. But the strike did have its negative affects on "It's nice to see the ball chop over the pitcher's Robinson and others around him. head as you watch the shortstop and second "I watched sportswriters try to ad lib and try to baseman converge as the ball trickles think nf things to say and write. It was tough," he said through for a clean base hit," the Robinson lives in Philadelphia, so to keep his batting right-handed power hitter said. eye sharp, he and Phillies Larry Bowa and Del Unser "It's fair to everyone. would work out four or five days a week at a local community college. "You go to New York where their infielders' at After a while it became discouraging and no one felt like times aren't as good as working out, he said. He characterized it as a depressing and some of the other in- "mind-bending" period. fielders and they have "You've got to realize it was our jobs too," he emphasized. grass that's five inches "And you're not getting paid and this is something you've high and you couldn't done all your life." drive a ground ball Personally, it caused him a few unpleasant moments at through with a bazooka. home. That's not fair." "It was really depressing for my wife, because we've Robinson admits, been married for 18 years and from that time of year, however, that Astroturf from April until October, we've never been together makes every ball park other than maybe a weekend or a week at a time," different and that it has Robinson said. "We were together every day for two saved a lot of rainouts. months. There seems to be little "So the day the strike was over, I went downstairs question that baseball is and my bags were^vked and she said, 'I'll see you later on down the toad Jack,'" Robinson said, "When I first broke in, you played with one club more different now than when Robinson first broke in cracking up at the memory. and they could do whatever they wanted with you," and that the many changes have altered his opinion of Of course the reason behind the strike — free said Robinson, who was signed by the Atlanta Braves the game. He said that it is just not as fun anymore. agency — has been the heart of controversy since its organization in 1961. "They could offer you a nickel "I'm getting ready to retire in two years and that inception sue years ago. And while "free agency is raise or a $1,000 cut. might be a little bit of the reason," Robinson said. something that had to happen," according to "They could do anything they wanted. I think "It's maybe not as much fun because of the outside Robinson he thinks he has been cheated. maybe if the owners would have been a little more elements. You have too many scouts involved'in "The only thing about it (free agency) is, that it baseball and not enough guys worrying about playing won't affect me now and I had to strike for that," said generous at times earlier, this wouldn't have come baseball." the 38-year-old Robinson. "I had to strike for the about." Robinson thinks that things come too easy for younger guys coming along and in a couple of years The starting salary in the major leagues now players today and that it is hard for a coach to they'll be making double the money I had to sacrifice stands at $41,000 and the average is $235,000 ac- discipline a player making 10 times as much money. for now." cording to a recent article in The Washington Post "I don't think the dedication is there anymore," he While free agency is better than the old system, the But Robinson thinks the players deserve the enor- said. "I don't think that the younger people now are strike could possibly have been avoided, he said. mous salaries being paid today. as dedicated as I was when I broke in." i' '•

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A bitter taste <$& Traditionally, what is sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander. But when the sauce is pay raises, what is being given to faculty members is not being given to classified employees. The facts are tough to swallow. The state recently approved a 5.6 percent salary increase for all college faculty salaries, promotion raises and merit bonuses. The James Madison University Board of Visitors granted faculty members an average 5.3 pay raise for next year. But 612 T^^Asc^AY classified employees (non faculty-administrators) here will not Throw to lions? receive any pay raise because the General Assembly did not provide the necessary funds. The cost of living does not change according to incomes or job descriptions — secretaries and associate professors pay the same Premature purgatory needed price for a loaf of bread or a gallon of gasoline. Yet faculty members are getting financial help from the state and classified employees are being left out. This is doubly ironic considering the average professor's salary is about $28,000 a year while the for overzealous 'prophets* average clerk-stenographer's salary is roughly $12,000 a year. Richard Bagley, chairman of the General Assembly Ap- By CHRISTOPHER IIOEBEKE sinners ran out of balloons and went propriations Committee, said classified employees may still get a Lately I have heard of many proposals merrily to bed without a repentent thought raise if part of a $40 million fund set aside by the governor is for the extermination of our Campus between them. delegated for this purpose. He will decide by June 1, Bagley said. Crusaders, proposals which are not The saved souls, having sulfered this If the state fails to come through for the classified employees altogether without merit. We all know that additional baptism, were not about to go they will,have no choice but to wait until January's legislative these half-baked zealots, shouting Bible home but insisted on taunting the neigh- short session and hope for better treatment. Morale will be verses on the hill, serve nothing but their borhood with more Bible verses as if God wounded and the non-teaching staff — 54 percent of this univer- own egos, and that rather than attract us had destined them to die of pneumonia as sity's work force — will wonder why they are expected to pay next to Christ through His example of good examples of His love for sinners. year's prices with this year's income. works, they repel us with preaching. Many I warn you, martyrs are like Hydra's Next fall, James Madison University should take the initiative students avoid them and most despise heads: chop one off and 10 more will in Richmond and push for a raise for classified employees so that them as a public menace. But there may sprout up in his place Making examples of be a solution. these conceited little windbags via per- this year's fiasco is not repeated. Classified employees across the sport. A spectator event like persecution, state deserve better treatment; JMU should support them and providing the Student Government use its lobbying weight to rectify the situation. Association could procure two or three A pay raise for classified employees next year would be a sweet reasonably priced, ravenous lions, could ' Man.. .has heralded sauce to remove the bitter taste of this year's negligence. beef up the campus revenues enough to establish free birth control for all, put a the end of the world bar and grill in every dorm and provide cable T.V. with Home Box Office for each since the day he set foot on it' room. Envision it, Dear Reader: JMU Birth control would be the envy of higher learning in- stitutions nationwide. secution would swell the admissions office Public torture and a slow, humiliating with masochists who want to get in on a death would not only quelch this menace good act. but would ward off future would-be I advise you citizens, stay your hands At last! evangelists. Literally "throwing them to from bloodshed. Try not to be ruffled by The campus birth control service issue has been stuck in ad- the lions" could be the answer. these apocalyptic foghorns, for man, ministrative traffic for months, but the light has now turned After an exciting but all-too-brief discontented with existence, has heralded green. James Madison University will have its long-awaited basketball season, the JMU fans are still the end of the world since the day he set contraceptive service next year, possibly by the end of this year. at high pitch and ready for an aggressive foot on it. As in the past, we fully support this service as being useful and Compared to extremist of other eras, in students' interest. The morals of sexual activity are not the our own are relatively benign. For issue: preventing unwanted pregnancy is. If the campus birth 'Christian human nature example, when Peter the Great came to control service can provide sexually active students with the the Russian throne, thousands of peasants security they need, fewer personal tragedies resulting from absolutely were convinced he was the Anti-Christ. To accidental pregnancies will occur. illustrate the strength of their conviction, As is fair, the service will be paid for mostly by those who use it. they slaughtered themselves wholesale, No one will be asked to subsidize someone else's lifestyle. delights in martyrdom' creating a dearth in the labor forces that Now practicality will replace hope as the university birth practically ruined the Czar's plans for control method. working them into corpses himself. But As plausible as all this might seem, I that's the -Russians for you. must point out the potential catastrophe of I am by no means insisting that thun- such an appealing venture. Throughout derbolts will not come crashing from the the ages persecution has always resulted sky and the earth will never swallow us in the opposite of what was intended, sort whole, etc., but even the most studied of like trying to quench a fire with theologians cannot agree on the precise gasoline. You see, human nature, par- hour of the Apocolypse (hopefully during a ticularly Christian human nature, ab- commercial—1 would hate to miss Ernest Editor Chris Kouba solutely delights in martyrdom. Men have Angly's show (Besides, from what I have Managing Editor Martha Stevens revelled in being downtrodden, especially heard, there are only going to be 144,000 of Business Manager Diane Dunn in public, where they have hoped to be us spared. If the government has anything remembered as having been struck down to say about it, we will have to ac- News Editor Jeff Gam mage in the faith by hell-bound heathens: commodate minorities, women and Editorial Editor Jill Howard "Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great homosexuals by quota. Sports Editor Richard Amacher is your reward in heaven: for so per- Overall, the best way to diminish our Assistant Sports Editor Danny Finnegan secuted they the prophets which were evangelical nuisance is to ignore it. To Photography Editor YoNagaya before you." (Matthew 5:12). write and speak out against these self- Art Editor Pat Butters A true story: Two presumably "saved appointed ambassadors of God will merely Features Sande Snead souls" had the misfortune to walk beneath goad them on to further vehemence: Production Managers Brenda Morgan. a dormitory window, where two bad boys Americans go on a moral binge every third Ruth Sharpe laid in wait for them with water balloons. generation or so, and nothing short of Advisors Flip De Luca, Alan Neckowiti, If the truth be told, the targets were genetic engineering will alter that fact. David Wendelken random, but the saved souls got it into They will say we are hard-hearted, that we . Newsroom 433-6127 their heads that they were singled out for refuse to hear God's word. Let them rant. Business Office 433-6596 their creed. Thus, rather than simply walk In the meantime, while we are waiting away or go upstairs to confront their for their hormones to settle, it is best to The "-eeie is published every Monday and Thursday except whan other wise noted assailants face to face, they repeatedly say nothing to them. But if we must Correspondence should be addressed to The Breeze, Wine- turned their stinging wet cheeks, with loud respond, for heaven's sake let's not shout. Price Building James Madison University, Harrlsonbura and pious gestures at l a.m., until the two Virginia iimf. There is enough noise already. The Breeze, Monday. March 29. 1982. page 19 Readers' Forum_ — Kent State and Vietnam: lessons in obligation

back upon the wearied example of Vietnam. In 1964 Patriotism does not mean blind faith there was an alleged military engagement between the To the editor: naval forces of North Vietnam This is for John Story and and those of the UnitedStates any others that share his in the Gulf of Tonkin. The belief that any military ac- evidence for this attack was tions by our country should be one spent machin- gun bullet. supported on the grounds that Some people we wondering it is the patriotic thing to do. at the time if c • bullet was sufficient justification^ war. First, I would like to point However tho who urged out that our Constitution was common sens were drowned an extremely radical Look before out by the John Storys of this document and I, for one, am world screaming for glad that someone was radical patriotism and guts. Well, enough to sign it. Fur- leaping they got what they wanted: thermore, let me remind you To the editor: American guts were spilled all that our Constitution gives our In response to John Story's over southeast Asia. population the right to revolt •^ D'A seiz- letter in the March 25 issue of Now, once again, we have a whenever our government no The Breeze, I would like to ask situation that calls for a little longer meets the population's lives might have been saved. in conclusion, let me remind Mr. Story where he has been looking before we leap. We needs. Considering that, why Our own troubles in Viet- John that at Kent State four for the last io years. First of don't need blind cries of should we put down revolts in nam came from the members students were kjtyed; no all, let me point out that the patriotism to muddle the other countries? How would of the post-World War II military personnel—just faculty statement did not issue. What we need is a good we have felt if the French had "baby boom" who inarched students. They did not even attempt to "pick and choose" democratic give and take of aided the British instead of into battle out of blind carry guns, just a belief and a concerning any wars. To my ideas. Cost-benefit analysis, us? patriotism, not even knowing hope that our country might knowledge we are not at war you might call it. what the fighting was about. be a peaceful one. I will admit with anyone at this moment. Finally, I would like to Second, consider what that incident did teach me As I understand it, the faculty answer Mr. Storys question, might have happened if the Let me point out just something. It taught me that a statement was a plea for "what gives you the right to young men of Germany in the because someone has attained lot of people get killed by common sense, which brings encourage other people to late 1930's had considered the rank of president of the gung-ho war mongers. me to my second point Why is follow your lead?" John, more closely the real impact United States does not mean I don't know about you, but I it that common sense and maybe you ought to read the of their decision to join the he is not subject to error—or hope there are no drums this partiotism are mutually First Amendment; it would do army out of patriotism. Think have you forgotten about summer. exclusive goals? you a world of good. of how many thousands of Nixon? Greg Johnston Once again we must look Josh Baxt Sacrifices overlooked Unsung black heroes should be recognized To the editor: were even signs that said "put In regard to the recent the niggers in the back." Black History articles dealing We nave these trivial solely on history books' privileges today only because traditional white perspective a few concerned, serious- of so called "black history," I minded people marched, contend that some even more protested, went to jail, and important facts deserve were beaten and hanged. recognition. Thank you for Because of these people, a few acknowledgement of known blacks are now able to attend black leaders such as Booker this once all-white institution. T. Washington, Frederick The next time February or Douglas, Malcolm X and Black Emphasis Month rolls always "best noted" Martin around — and hopefully Luther King Jr., during Black before then - think not only Emphasis Month. My concern about the famous leaders in is that our generation is history books and encyclo- oblivious tn some blacks' pedias, but also about the struggles that existed in the unpleasant events that tor- early 60's. Somehow they tured unrecognized people were erased and excluded like Welden Rougeau, Rosa from accounted history. Parks, and John Lewis, they Even though our known risked their lives against the black leaders fought for our cruelty of whit souterners. rights to vote and other im- Some are still living to witness — To the editor: than normal. It is especially portant privileges, some their horrible experiences. During the time I have suprising to hear the staff unknown followers fought and Remember those who suf- attended this institution, I converse at the volumes they died for blacks to receive fered humiliation and brutal have found that for many, the do. They should be setting the certain priviliges that we take beatings so that our black library serves as a place to example! Try to find a quiet for granted today. We black generation could be treated as A - socialize rather than a place place to work on the first floor. students at James Madison equals and with respect in this to be set apart for reading or University do not realize the white man's society. fact that just 20 years ago Shh! studying. It is unreasonable to Vise up, people. If you must Equality today? Well, there assume people would be mute black people could not use the is still a long way to go. This speak in the library, whisper, same bathrooms or water while in the the library. .^NOT at least tone it soen. It is black generation has an However, it is quite ^~quite annoying to study in a fountains as white people. obligation to the next to reasonable to expect people in While dating, my patents has continue the struggle for noisy place that is intended to to sit in the unromantic part of the library, even the staff, to be a sanctuary for students. equality. — speak in a volume much lower a restaurant and in the * John Traveller balcony of theatres. There Valerie Camm Page 20, The Breeze, Monday, March 29, 1982

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Photos by Yo Nagaya See related story on page 8 (Right) In the lumberjack match, Johnny Weaver sends Lord Alfred Hayes on a swing around the ring. (Above) Japanese wrestler Ninji, wears white facial paint in competition against Jay Youngblood. (Bot- tom) Jim Valiant, the Boogie Woogie Man, moves through the crowd before his match, which was billed as the evening's main event. (Below) David Patterson seems to enjoy beating his opponent, despite the crowd's protests.