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Table of Contents Academic Nightmares - 4,5,6,19,21,23,25 And You Thought You Were Going to Have a Bad Week Library Schedule 8 Exam, Bryan Center & Gym Schedules 9 Campus Dining Schedule 10 MALL CHRISTMAS HOURS Academic Calendar 12 Monday-Thursday 10am-9:30pm Friday & Saturday 10am-10pm Monday, Monday 26 Santa Shops Sunday 12 Noon-7pm South Square Letters to the Editor 14,16,17 Comics & Community Calendar 18 SANTA HOURS Monday-Satuday 10 am-9pm Classifieds 20,21 Sunday 12Noon-7pm Center Court • Crosswords 22 MALL With over 120 fine shops, restaurants, and theaters. Dillard's, Belk-Leggett, JC Penney, Montaldo's The Far Side 24 South Square Mall • Chapel Hill Blvd. and 15-501 • Durham, North Carolina • 493-2451 Exam Break Issue Staff Supplements Coordinator Production Manager Heather Lowe Alan Welch A DEVIL OF A DEAL! Design Director Advertising Manager LorenFaye SueNewsome At The Summit, you will discover beautiful flexible Cover Design Student Advertising Manager floor plans that will match your lifestyle and fit Susan Somers - Willett Elizabeth Wyatt your every need-bne-.two-, and three-bedroom Production Assistants Account Representatives apartments are available. Cindy Cohen Dorothy Gianturco, Peg Palmer General Manager Santa's Helpers For instance, our two bedroom, two-bath Barry Eriksen Crazy Merri, Rocket Roily apartments offer over 1,000 square feet, four different color schemes to choose from, bed rooms on opposite ends, lots of windows and huge, walk-In closets. Perfect for roommates.
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NIGHTMARE continued from page 4 naire, every piece of data, my told me that I need to start my Instantly, I was on the bus with a due January 6, 1992 and I am research proposal, IRB hospital research all over. Get new ad scene of My Life Without The Note supposed to graduate in May of approvals nd every disk contain dresses, design a new questionnaire book flashing through my min(J—gone '92. But not without a research ing any reserach information was and mail again. A year's worth of were my paper, the semester's notes, project. In lieu of a thesis, a major in that backpack. Not only my work is on any Greyhound bus in the old final, and an irreplaceable item research project is the primary reserach disks, but every disk that I the country, stolen or with the whose significance cannot be ex requirement for graduation. have used since I have been in wrong trace number. plained in 250 words. I arrived at The nightmare began last raduate school, containing all of Perhaps this contest will be Cameron and began looking. A ground Sunday night. After driving back to my class papers, and a resume that the one good thing to come out of worker asked me what I lost. "A Durham from Thanksgiving break, was due Tuesday was in that this ordeal, because this is a night notebook," I said. "Oh, the yellow I realized that I had left my back backpack. (Not to mention my mare of falling from a cliff and one?" "THANK GOD, THEY pack at home. My parents confi Sports Illustrated with Christian I've hit the bottom of the canyon. FOUND IT!" I thought. "Yeah, we dently decided to put my backpack Laettner's article.) I have nothing. Laura Smiley is a graduate threw it away." on a Greyhound bus from from (I am borrowing my roommate's student in physical therapy. Crestfallen, I was directed to Nothem Virginia to Durham. disk to type this.) a large dumpster. It was empty. I "Dad," I said,"can I please just Greyhound employees, was told that the trash must have meet you in Richmond!" "No, no Ralph, Kurt and Lorenzo in 2nd place already been taken to the central honey, Greyhound is very reli Durham don't know where it is. Paul Hudson facility. Resolute (and scared to able," says he. Well, my backpack Elwood in Raleigh is clueless as to 3 Days/2 nights at death), I ventured to a little-known was last seen Monday morning in what to do. Elwood thinks that it Washington Duke inn trash megalopolis behind Wally a Greyhound bus terminal, pack just never got off the bus. "What Wade, and, using a ladder, climbed aged in a box, and it has not been bus was it on Elwood?" "Well, into a container twice as large as seen or heard from since. No one we're not sure Ms. Smiley." "So, The Game Notebook my room. "The Horror, the hor knows where it is. And I feel like I where do you think the bus went ror!" After some digging, I some am paralyzed because that back Elwood?" "Well, Greyhound goes At the brutally early hour of 11 how found it, slimy and wet, but pack literally contains all of my a lot of places, Ms. Smiley." am., I woke up the the last day of the paper was magically clean. school life. Seriously, I think Greyhound is classes before Thanksgiving. All I had Triumphantly, I rose from the My research involved two doing all that it can, but they did to do was turn in my research paper for scene of my greatest personal mailings of questionnaires, and I say that it's not a good sign that it my 1:45 class and I would be out of victory, and at 1:47, Paul, Con have spent over $250.00 in mailing wasn't found with a computer trace here. I was so proud of myself for queror of Garbage and Possessor of and printing costs alone. Prior to within the first 24 hours. It is now finishing ahead of time, but I soon Great Stench, entered his class. Thanksgiving break, I had a 70% going on the fifth day. If my discovered that I had left my notebook Paul Hudson is a Trinity return rate on completed question backpack is not back by this outside Cameron while waiting for a undergraduate. naires. Every returned question Monday, my research advisor has basketball game. See NIGHTMARE on page 6 License Your Loyalty.
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NIGHTMARE from page 5 should have been. At 4:00 having finished this chore, I set about the job of placing each para 3rd place graph in it's correct place. At 5:30,1 found the spot I needed to cite, Kunner Josh Helderman typed in my last source, SAVED the paper, and Passes for two to ai printed, again. Finally, at 6:30 with a bizarre disgusted satisfied feeling I went to sleep. Josh Helderman is a Trinity senior. The Toilet Exam The Alphabetic Computer I was ready. I needed to ace my math 103 exam and I was prepared to do just that. After a The paper entitled Serotenergic Sys long night of cramming my brain full of postu tems. Suicide and Depression proved to be the lates and equation, I was ready to flush it clear most difficult I had ever written. At 2:00AM as and put everything down on paper. I could I typed in that second to last source, I realized handle any problem my professor dared to that I had forgotten a citation. Unable to find throw at me. Any problem that is, except one... the exact place to cite the source, I experi I gathered the materials I needed and left mented. I clicked my mouse on the utility Trent with plenty of time to spare. My exam "sort". Instantaneously, the screen went blank. was scheduled to be held in 126 Soc-Psych.— My heart leapt to my throat as I realized that I One of those stone-faced buildings I passed on had not saved the paper since around 11:00. my way to Science Drive each morning. Upon Then, the paper reappeared. Before even entering the building I turned down the left looking at it, I saved it. corridor. No room 126. I went the other way. However, something was wrong. All my Still no luck. While retracing my steps, I paragraphs were out of order! As a sick feeling finally spotted a door with 126 on it. As my worked it's way from the pit of my stomach to eyes looked below the number, I saw the three my temples, I realized I had sorted my paper letters I least wanted to see at that moment: alphabetically by paragraph. M—E—N. My vaunted effort was organized by the "You've got to be kidding," I thought as first letter of each paragraph. Having no copy my jaw became unhinged. "I'm going to take ofthe original paper, I printed it init'e recondi my exam in a bathroom?" Random thoughts tioned state. Each shriek from my printer put a began swirling in my mind. Would I have to chill in my spine as I realized the upcoming write on scratchy Duke toilet paper? Would I ordeal. After the world's slowest printer had finished, I puzzles out where each paragraph See NIGHTMARE on page 19
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After all, I am a sports Michael Robbins "Do you think you can handle that re most overused sentences in the English writer, and if you know any sports writers, sponsibility?" language no matter where you are and you would know that we don't care for have an aisle seat, the agent (with what "Yes, I think so." almost no one means it when they say it, much outside the world of sports. seemed to be a strong note of smugness Now, come on, who was she kidding. I but on a plane they say it to each and every But for once in my life I have to be heard and self-importance in his voice) said, "I mean, did she think the only way you could departing passenger. •on a, subject that does not include Duke don't even have a seat for you." possibly know what to do was to listen to They really should just say nothing. basketball, major league baseball or col Now, I wondered, what the hell was he their little, stupid speech. I don't think the After all, we don't really care either. How lege football. talking about? I mean, I was holding my word "PULL" in big black letters on a big surprised would they be if you replied Why am I writing in this part of the ticket that I had bought about two months long handle was really enough to clue me 'You're welcome. I really enjoyed flying paper then, you ask. It's simple. I forgot before that supposedly guaranteed my in at all. your airline. How long have you been a how seriously funny the nuances of air having a seat on that airplane. I could tell I was having so much fun already and part of this great flying tradition?" plane travel can be. You see, as a junior he was on some kind of power trip when he the plane hadn't even taken off. What with a car at school, I haven't had the said in that oh-so-hateful airline agent more could possibly happen? Not too much I don't think I've been overly bitter and pleasure of flying home since my freshman intonation, "I think I can get you on." Oh, really. The plane trip itself was pretty non- it's not that I'm still mad that the pilot year. But for Thanksgiving I flew home so gee, why thanks for finding me a seat on eventful. But I do have a couple of more missed the runway and had to make a that I wouldn't have to drive over 12 hours this plane that I got here an hour early for random thoughts. series of hard banks to get us headed back to Florida in the mess that was holiday in order to assure that nothing like this Just how cold does it have to get for a to the airport again. Because in reality, I traffic. would happen! Anyway, one thing led to human to lapse into hibernation when he's did enjoy not having a 12 hour car trip turn another and true to his words, he got me in a cold area for a long time? I'm not even into 16 hours. Since I hadn't been on a plane for more on. that sensitive to cold. I love it when it's 40- I hope y'all have a nice flight home for than two years, I had forgotten about the Once I was settled in at my window seat 50 degrees outside and you can break out the holidays. Since it's not Thanksgiving idiosyncrasies of air travel. For one, "they," (at least I wasn't in the middle), I naturally the sweaters. All right, maybe closer to 60, and the traffic shouldn't be very unreason whoever the anonymous group of anal re fired the old walkman up. I sat listening to when you can break out the sweaters and able, I'll be driving this time. I can't say tentive flying gurus may be, tell you to get a tape and wondering what insipid remark still wear shorts. that I mind. there at least one hour early. OK, I can see some stewardess was going to throw my But when it's 30 degrees on an airplane Michael Robbins is a Trinity junior, as the merit in arriving early, but come on, a way. I didn't have to wait long to find out. and people start turning blue, there might sistant sports editor of The Chronicle and full hour? What's the deal here, are they As luck would have it, I was sitting next be just a little problem. really wishes Florida was just a hop, skip trying to drum up business for their snack to one ofthe emergency exit windows. Of Does anyone ever actually think the and jump away. shops? If that was the case, needless to course I noticed that when I sat down, but say, I fell right into their trap. Who could I didn't really give it much thought. But possibly ignore Atlanta's snack shops? They then, as we were idling on to the runway have more shops than airplanes. and I was only half-listening to the safety Authentic Chinese Cuisine in a Contemporary Then you have to deal with the ticket announcements, a stewardess approached & Cozy Dining Atmosphere agents. I think I'd rather have some teeth me. Our ensuing conversation was en pulled. 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We have engaged in lofty This year I have volunteered as a men exposed to life outside poverty and public ing dangerous lies about the Jews, The debates trying to educate them as to what tor ("big sister") for the Duke Crossroads housing, with little chance of escaping it. Chronicle not only condones this practice behavior is and is not protected by the program. This comprehensive program Crossroads offers the foundations of edu but also defends it as a right guaranteed First Amendment, but we as teachers have offers hope for the future to beautiful, cation and self-esteem, on which the chil under the First Amendment. committed a serious error. We have as lovable children who would otherwise re dren can begin to build more promising Clearly the staff of The Chronicle learned sumed that they possess the foundation of main trapped in the welfare cycle. futures. nothing from the scholarly debate that knowledge and integrity which is a neces Crossroads is based on three fundamen It has been extremely rewarding to grow followed the printing of the infamous ad sary prerequisite to understanding the tal theories: 1) There are no "stupid" chil closer to my seven-year-old "little sister," vertisement. This fact is demonstrated in constitution. How can we expect The dren—only those with learning disabili to watch her blossom and learn, to share their decision to follow this ad with an Chronicle staff to understand what one's ties and those a teacher has not yet reached with her love and hope. All she needed was interview and profile ofthe man who wrote rights are under the Constitution, when (because the child is "linguistically and a positive role model—someone to believe it. This is an outrage! Instead of profiling they do not even know right from wrong? experientially deprived"); 2) "You get as in, someone to believe in her. hatemongers like Bradley Smith, if you much excellence from a child as you de Crossroads is still expanding and des are really interested in what happened in This group of young adults entrusted mand"; and 3) "Even more important than perately needs more volunteers, to reach Europe during World War II, why don't with the awesome responsibility of the tutoring, our children need caring and more children. Anyone can offer his/her you interview some ofthe survivors ofthe publication of a newspaper have not yet touching." time and talents as a mentor, tutor, and/or Holocaust who live within the Triangle learned that every profession has a code of The program recently expanded to work volunteer for the afterschool program and area? Are you afraid that you may actually ethics. Any one can print lies—all you with over 45 children, ages 4-8, who all live field trips. learn the truth? While you are interview have to do is take a walk past your neigh in the Fayetteville Street low-income hous I challenge everyone to find one blessing ing these people, why don't you bring along borhood supermarket check-out stand to ing development. In this community, 97 in your life for which you are thankful; now the recently run ad and Mr. Saul's article see that—and then run and hide behind percent of heads of households are female; think of one way in which you can make and explain to them how it is that what the First Amendment. It takes true cour 93 percent are unmarried; 50 percent did that useful. These children need your help they lived through never happened? The age and strength of character, on the other not finish high school; and 63 percent are ing hand. Chronicle's attitude is an offense to the hand, to say "No! I refuse to be a tool of unemployed. The average annual income memory of 13,000,000 Jews, gypsies, ho racists and bigots!" Apparently, the staff of is $6,711. Pamela Hull mosexuals, physically handicapped and The Chronicle lacks this courage and sense Left to the forces of the welfare cycle, Trinity '95 other "undesirables" who died in those of journalistic ethics. camps. I would urge all members of the Univer sity community who are incensed by the Continued coverage of Smith unnecessary But can we hold the editors of The recently published ad and article to ex Chronicle solely responsible for their ac press your outrage not in work but in deed. To the editor: advertising from Playboy magazine be tions? The answer to this question is yes I would urge us all to boycott the busi I read with considerable dismay the ar cause they consider this publication to and no. Yes, as adults, they are respon nesses that advertise in The Chronicle. I ticle by Michael Saul in the Nov. 21 edition demean women. If one were to submit an sible for their actions. However, at the would urge department chairmen not to of The Chronicle ("Debate over Holocaust ad arguing that African-Americans were same time, they are still young and im publish course changes in The Chronicle. I ad missing point, Smith says"). When one genetically inferior to white Americans or pressionable. They live in a society where would encourage all of us not to take our reads this piece, in conjunction with the that black slavery never existed, I doubt leadership at every level, from George Bush classified ads to The Chronicle. If the edi recently published advertisement from the that The Chronicle would accept it. Simi to Jesse Helms to Keith Brodie, either tors of The Chronicle still insist upon call Committee for Open Debate on the Holo larly, if one were to advocate that Ameri actively engages in this sort of racist be ing this racist tune, let them find out how caust, one can conclude only that the can Indians voluntarily surrendered their havior or refuses to take a stand against it. expensive it can be to pay the piper. Chronicle is openly anti-Semitic. How can land to the federal government in an ad This is the Willie Horton ad coming home one draw such a conclusion? The answer is vertisement, I doubt that this would be to roost. Mitchell Anscher simple. 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DECEMBER 10. 1990 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 15 * Photo Processing, Film, Cameras, Electronics, Calculators, Alumni Chairs and lobby Shop Merchandise Not Included in Sale, Valid Duke l,D. Required, Special Sale Hours 8:30 am - 6:00 pm Upper Level Bryan Center • 684-2344 Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Discover PAGE 16 / THF. CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, DECEMBER 16. 1991 Washington, Lincoln and Vietnam Memo national publicity, we suggest we stick ignored the right of this student to be LSttGtSf continued rials stand. Can you tell us that they did with doing so through basketball. innocent until proven guilty. Though it is not exist? Smith's statement that the Ho acceptable for The Chronicle to print the locaust did not occur is identical to stating Cathy Taylor facts ofthe incident, by including a picture that the Vietnam War did not incur suffer The Chronicle crossed the line between Controversy shocks ing or that slavery never existed. Kim Mirsky ethical reporting and sensationalism. We are extremely embarrassed that Trinity '93 pair studying in D.C. anyone at a university of Duke's academic We also question the decision to print standing could be so ignorant as to pro the picture when the alleged crime is of To the editor: mote such falsities. The Chronicle printed A ruined reputation such an inconsequential nature. For in We are University juniors participating erroneous information. The newspaper To the editor: stance, The Chronicle has chosen not to in the fall Washington Semester Program does not condone erroneous information in On Nov. 22, The Chronicle ran an article include photographs of students accused in the nation's capital. We do not want to its articles. Therefore, it should not permit involving a University student who was of crimes such as physical or sexual as be redundant however, we only recently this information to be included in adver issued a citation for possession of drug sault who could conceivably endanger other heard of The Chronicle's decision to print tisements, especially advertisements paraphernalia. The decision to print this students. In fact, in one incident last year Bradley Smith's advertisement regarding placed by those who do not have any affili individual's picture was a perfect example The Chronicle did not print the names or the Holocaust and we believe that The ation with this private University. of yellow journalism. To begin with, it is pictures of four University students ac Chronicle needs a history lesson. Furthermore, your decision not only not illegal for people to own bongs, pipes, cused of assault and battery on a pizza The Chronicle's editors claim that the demonstrates ignorance, but also disre syringes or any other instruments referred delivery man. We highly doubt, in com decision to print this advertisement was spect for the documented deaths of thou to by some as "drug paraphernalia." It is parison, that the individual in question is motivated by Smith's right to exercise free sands upon thousands of innocent people only illegal to own or possess certain drugs a threat to any person on this campus. dom of speech. Whether the First Amend as a result of Hitler's policies, whether such as marijuana. At the time that this The Chronicle needs to be aware ofthe ment does grant Smith the right to express those persecuted were Jews, Gypsies or article was printed, however, Public Safety effects that its articles have on the Univer his beliefs is far too complex of an issue to members of any other race, religion or had not yet concluded that the stems and sity community and act with restraint on address in this letter. Smith may have the nationality. These policies were enacted seeds present were illegal narcotics. De issues that have yet to be completely in right to state his theory, but in this par during a period historians and educators spite this, the reputation of the student vestigated and that pose little or no danger ticular case, his theory is incorrect. The commonly refer to as the Holocaust. has been irreparably damaged. to other students. Holocaust's occurrence is a documented, It appears as though The Chronicle Though the decision to print this historical fact. printed this advertisement in order to prove individual's picture did not violate any Scott Silva We doubt that the United States govern a point about the freedom of speech and journalistic policy, we believe that The ment would allow the present construc journalism. However, The Chronicle re Chronicle acted irresponsibly. For one Chris Hameetman tion ofthe Holocaust Memorial on the Mall ally succeeded in proving a point about its thing, in recent weeks The Chronicle em Trinity '94 in Washington, D.C. if it believed that the disregard for journalistic integrity and lack phatically asserted its obligation to pro Holocaust did not incur. The Memorial is of a policy regarding discrimination. If this tect the rights of freedom of speech and the Chris Stadler being built on the very land on which the is how the University intends to attain individual. 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However, struggle be compared to ours? son, if nothing else, it is wrong to equate Hitler's cruel thoughts and behavior to Homosexuals are also often grouped with other minorities' struggles with the ward the Jews did not affect as many blacks when minority issues are discussed. struggles of African-Americans. African-Americans people as white Americans' thoughts and Homosexuals are discriminated against behavior toward African-Americans did. because of their sexual preference. But at Tosca Kinchelow Many people believe that since the Jews least they have a preference. Homosexu - Trinity '95 face harsh struggle suffered so much under Hitler, they can als have made some type of decision con completely empathize with the hardships cerning their sexual life-style, just as Jews To the editor: ofthe African-Americans. Approximately have made some kind of decision concern Although I have only been at the Uni 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust. A ing their religious life-style. Therefore, it versity for a few months, I have already larger number of Africans died just during is somewhat understandable for someone been reminded of an issue that greatly the Middle Passage when they were origi to have certain prejudices about Jews or bothers me. The issue concerns general nally brought to America to be slaves, not homosexuals because those groups repre minority situations in society and minor to mention the millions that were lynched, sent certain beliefs or chosen life-styles. ity relations with the white majority. What beaten to death, murdered and killed in But black people make no decision at all; HAPPY HOLIDAYS disturbs me is that when these issues are riots once they got here. The statistics we don't choose to be black. And to pre addressed, Jews and homosexuals are put alone greatly differentiate the suffering of judge people because of the color of their AND in the same minority category as blacks. the African-Americans from the suffering skin, something in which they had no choice This really offends me because it mini ofthe Jews. and something that in no way reflects how BEST WISHES FOR mizes the significance of the enormous Nor did Hitler's cruel thoughts and be they think or what they believe, is com struggle of African-Americans. havior toward the Jews last as long as pletely unfair and unjustified. That is why THE NEW YEAR I don't want to lessen the importance of white Americans' thoughts and behavior it is so much more terrible when we are Hitler's actions against the Jews. He bru toward African-Americans. Many Jews discriminated against. Think about it. No tally tortured and killed them, African- lived in America before World War II, but one would know if you were Jewish or gay The Chronicle Americans and other minority groups be after the war and Hitler's defeat many unless you told them. But everyone would cause they were not members of his "supe more came. And in less than 40 years, they know if you were black just by looking at rior" race. Actually, Hitler's ideas about established a very high economic and so you. So, before a person even knew your Jewish inferiority were similar to the ideas cial standing. African-Americans have name he would have thoughts about you ofthe racist white Americans. They both been here for over two centuries and have because of the color of your skin. White The Shops at 5 Points 317 to 325 W. Main Street Durham, NC The Crescent Cafe (688-7062) For Lunch and Dinner • Spectator Magazine-. "One of the Triangle Area's top three restaurants" • Independent Magazine-. 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Were that not enough, I soon realized that however, lead me to my professor who had just ing. With a great sense of satisfaction and a this jerk was using my bedroom as a urinal. entered the building. I showed him the bath sign of relief, I laid my lab notebook on the I lept from my bed screaming "What are room and together we plumbed the fact that we floor at the foot of my bed where I wouldn't you doing?" No reply. "This is my room! You were in the wrong building. Soc-Sci., Soc- forget it and turned in for what I expected to be pissed in my room! Get out of here!" I cried as Psych. ... what's the difference to a freshman a deep, uninterrupted slumber. Although the I shoved the perpetrator out the door. engineer and a math professor? noise emanating from the whoops and hollers of Then, the realization hit me. My Orgo When we finally made it to the right room party goers on the quad was quite loud, I drifted notebook! 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After pondering the option I slung the piss-ridden items into of spending the night in the lobby, I sure I had lived through the torture the hall and slumped back into bed, called Public Safety. Within minutes of that test only once. Both cer wondering if this wasn't all a bad an officer arrived to give me my tainly had my name on them—but dream. freedom. Embarrassed, I thanked only one was in my handwriting. Stephen Sgan is a Trinity him and escaped as quickly as I The other was in my roommate's. junior. could. As for the Orgo test the next Somehow, due to reasons known day, well, that's a different academic only to her deep subconscious, she Locked in Perkins? nightmare altogether. accidentally put my name on her Becky Nelson is an Engineer midterm. At a loss, I blabbered The night was a special night. ing sophomore. mostly nonsense about how my Only a select few get to experience roommate just made a mistake, and fully appreciate the emotions I Forgot My Name albeit a pretty big one. As I tried involved on the eve of an Organic to convince the professor that we Chemistry exam. The dorm room As my eyes grew accustommed to My sophomore year, my weren't trying to pull some elabo would not do. The night called for the darkness I read my watch. It roommate and I took the same rate grade-switching scheme, my the use of an isolated nook in the was 3:57 a.m., well past closing history class. I bought bluebooks thoughts lightly turned to the deepest depths ofthe Perkin's time. for both of us for the midterm. method with which I would exter stacks. I searched long, encounter minate my roommate. Luckily, the ing many of my Chem 151 class I gathered my things and When I got to class my roommate started to feel my way to the nearest was studying, not paying attention professor believed my genuine mates entrenched among the shock, and, after some explaining, shelves of the library, until I found exit. The narrow passages were to me as I flipped her two books. I deathly quiet. My imagination ran thought nothing further of it. After let me go withou penalty. When I a place where I knew I could study got back to my dorm, my room without distraction. wild with thoughts of boogey men the test, the professor told us class and psychos watching me down the was canceled for the following mate was not so lucky. The hours grew long as I long, black walkways waiting to week, but that we could pick up the Cathleen Corbitt is a Trinity plowed through the endless strike. Every shadow became graded midterms from the history undergraduate. amounts of information provided threatening and the sound of my own office. When I went to retrieve the by my lecture notes, study guides heart sounded deafening. I finally tests it appeared that all of them The Mistaken Backpack and textbook. The task of learning made it through to the main entrance. were there— except for ours. the infinite number of reactions As I approached the heavy main My academic nightmare All and molecule configurations The next class day, my doors I considered the possibility started with a test I had in an seemed impossible. After fiddling roommate skipped, but I went early that I had tripped some secret alarm to talk to the professor about our English class I took Freshman with my molecular tinker-toys for a year. It was a mid-term for which I while, I laid my head down. Sleep or the doors were bugged and Public missing midterms. When I told her Safety was stalking as a dangerous my name and asked what had studied long and hard. It was my came easily. When I awoke I was first major test at Duke so I made disoriented and confused. I was in intruder at that very moment. happened, she raised her eyebrows After hesitating, I pushed on and slowly pulled a few bluebooks sure I was completely prepared. a dark place, foreign and cold. It Although the exam was to be open took me a while to realize I was the doors. There were no alarms, no our of her briefcase. Coolly, she still deep in the stacks of Perkins. sirens, no lasers. The doors were said, "I received two midterms See NIGHTMARE on page 23 • • From page 20 PI PHI SISTERS AWESOME BABY! Everyone please mark your calenders Patti- You're very special to me. I'll (%) 'Tis the Time for Peace on Earth h. 02L BBBBBBRRR now! We will meet on Jan. 13 at 9p.m. in miss you a lot over break. Love, CB. Broughton Basement Babes Boldly Windsor Commons Room. 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DECEMBER 16. 1991 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 23 NIGHTMARE continued from page 21 My next stop, the Bryan Center. I was note and open book, I studied long into the sort of excited to buy my first blue book and night memorizing all the material in my notes quickly shoved by pack into one of the many and marking the pertinent information so that I cubby holes outside the bookstore in anticipa could retrieve it efficiently during the test. tion of selecting THE lucky test book. I wound The morning of the test I woke confident up buying six blue books just to make sure I that I was as ready as I could be. I showered, was prepared (besides, all six cost me only 67 dressed and did various errands around the cents). I hurriedly grabbed my bag from the room keeping myself from dwelling on the rack and headed to class. exam. I loaded my navy blue back-pack with I got to my classroom a comfortable seven my notes, study sheets and text books and minutes early. The other students filled the room headed for West. I walked directly to the U with a dull hum, comparing notes and evaluating Room for a hearty breakfst. I made sure not to their own knowledge based on each other's trudge through my notes for the hundredth time comments. With a quiet smugness, I sat pretend but instead paged through The Chronicle, ing to read The Chronicle as I eavesdropped. The reading the headlines and, of course, the comics. professor arrived and the class settled down. I See NIGHTMARE on page 25 ¥>u 11 be surprised by all the things that come connected Ever wonder if a chocolate truffle would be perfectly round if made in zero gravity? to an IBM Personal System. Or why Joyce would use food to symbolize emotions in The Dubliners'! Inspiration may find you while - studying at Ninth Street Bakery. Remember: drinking and eating are prohibited in Perkins, but at Ninth Street Bakery, we encourage it. 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All other brand and product names discount off are registered trademarks or trademarks of their respective owners ©1991 IBM Corp. Designers.. MONDAY. DECEMBER 16. 1991 PAGE 24 / THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE The Far Side Flora practical jokes Group photo disasters Same planet, different worlds : V *' -' '"' - , " \ ^ ' " J8&&ft!tik}-. © 1986 Universal Press Syndicate ':. • •• # ESr'X'V^ ^7:7777 Mrrrrr ^P * 0 -7:'"' ' '•"•'-• ^•••', ::'::::77:::77777:77777:77777: rfrff^ •Wait a minute, Vince! Last summer — remember? "I don't mean to exacerbate this situation, Roger, "Sure, I'll draw, mister — but first you gotta say the Some little kid caught you, handled you, but I think I'm quite close to bursting into maniacal magic word.... Didn't your mother ever teach you and tossed you back in the swamp laughter and imagining your nose is really a German the magic word?" That's where you got 'em." sausage." Cockroach nightmare "OK, let's see... That's a curse on you, Evening on a beached whale a curse on you, and a curse on you." \y.-K MONDAY. DECEMBER 10. 1990 EXAM BREAK ISSUE " THE CHRONICLF.TPAGE 25 NIGHTMARE continued from page 23 my bag and I was able to avoid a premature end morning. My keyboard is gone. Not the entire carefully folded the newspaper, put it on the to my collegiate career. computer, jsut the keyboard. A housemate floor and reached for my pack. Lisa Case is an Engineering sophomore. suggests maybe a thief is stealing from us in Upon undoing the zipper, a large solid segments. This seems pretty plausible, so we knot shot up from my stomach and settled in The Missing Paper Plates go to call the police, when my keyboard is my throat. It wasn't my backpact! My notes, delivered to me on a paper plate. "Touche" the I live in an off-campus house without a study sheets, textbooks- nothing was there! My thief says. When I plug the keyboard back in, dishwasher. We have to wash our own dishes. world crashed down around me. I could read the computer won't work. One ofthe housemate's couldn't handle that, so my hometown paper's headline clearly. "Local An hour before class the next day, I fall he was using disposable paper plates, much to student strikes out at Duke: Forced to return asleep. Wake up an hour and ten minutes later. my ecological dismay. Thus, I took and his his home after dismal academic failure." My Fly to class, realize that lovely handwritten paper plates. The beginning of an Environmen parents would be upset. Afte weighing the paper is not in my backpack, but on the desk, at tal Speech? No, the beginning of my Academic options of taking the test without my materials, home. Race back home, I am locked out. Nightmare. inducing myself to vomit or simply running Break a window getting in. Borrow friends' car from the room, I approached my prof. Every 3AM. I've just come from Public Safety to get back to class, no parking spaces. Park thing worked out in the end. I guess I looked who towed my car while I was in the library. I illegally, get a $75 ticket. go to my computer to prepare the class presen pretty bad because first he suggested I go to the Moral of the story - don't live in a tation, research paper, fictional stoiy, and infirmary. After an explanantion, he agreed to house without a dishwasher. Shakespeare paper which are all due in the let me take the test later after I had recovered Helen Hill is a Trinity undergraduate. AHPTHER wma® Q: WHO'S EVERYONE'S FRIEND? Give a A: THE ONE WHO BRINGS THE DONUTS! l!^^ Special Gift... Great Chinese Food that's THYME Delicious. Inexpensive. And Fast. : A Lunch Mon-Fri. 11:30-2:30 (closed Sat. & Sun) KEWURAN ^ .R Certificates Available At Dinner nightly 5-9:30 STOP $Y AND WE'LL FIX UF AN ASSORTMENT ANOTHERTHYME Restaurant Sat. & Sun. Closed for Lunch A thoughtful, personal gift so very FOR YOU THAT WILL 3E SURE TO SATISFY welcome during the busy holiday season. 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Display Advertising Deadline: Noon, Friday, January 10 OPENING MONDAY DECEMBER 16 AT 12 NOON Classified Advertising Deadline: in the Mary Lou Williams Center Moon, Wednesday, January 15 (located in the basement of the Union West Building) Open From 8:30 a.m. -12 a.m. Tuesday - Friday Featuring all the usual great free stuff: soda, hot chocolate, cookies, photocopies, typewriter use, pens, pencils, bubble gum, and fruit! (popcorn after 5 p.m.) Good Luck on Exams! Sponsored by Auxiliary Services: Enjoy your break Duke Stores Transportation Housing Management University Housekeeping Dining and Special Events Services and the administrative departments of Finance, Information Systems, and the Office of the Associate Vice President The Chronicle Advertising Department 101 West Union Building 684-3811 STUDENT APPRECIATION WEEK PAGE 26 / THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, DECEMBER 16,1991 Beginning of exams signals end of a Monday, Monday era Arrgh! Exams—everyone's favorite time to get an ulcer b ucket-sweat-pull-out-y our-leg-hair-while- or three, eat a few pounds of Ben & Jerry's ice cream, play • Monday, Monday hyperventilatingbehavior, asking every person who walks a near hysterical game of hide and seek on the fourth floor in the room what THEY know and omigod, do I need to of Perkins at 1:47 a.m. the night before your Orgo final Gary Kueber know that, Imgonnadie DOES NOT HELP. Give yourself and to assault random people on the quad who happened and everyone else a break; you know what you know, and to breathe funny at you. I'm sure all of you profited greatly pay top dollar for your carrel. 4) When checking your that's all you know. When people continue to be such total from the generous gift ofthe grand poobah—the Reading grades on the new jim dandy phone system, don't despair stress rodents, be sure to ask them if they know about Day. Wow. Now, I've always said that, given the choice, I'd when you find out that your grade is worse than abysmal. some totally random subject that you never even remotely much rather have a single day to review a semester's Just dial 666-GIVE after you connect to automatically sell covered in the course. Watch their blood pressure rise, worth of material from 5 classes than, say, a week, like your soul to the devil and get a 4.0 without having to their arteries swell, and their heads burst (a la "Scan most schools. It's also kind of nice to have a 30 or so page convince your roommate to die. Although if you happen to ners.") 8) Now available in the Duke Store—Blue Books paper due that one glorious day, too. But it's all OK, have a roommate who is basically on the main line to with preprinted exam answers: does not come with the because everyone at the school only has one measly day to heaven and makes 4.0s, you have the right to kill them Duke Honor Code printed in the front. Use at your own guess at how little material they really have time to study, just for your own personal self-satisfaction. 5) The Ulti risk. 9) If you're feeling too ethical to actually cheat on so it evens out in the curve and doesn't affect your grade, mate Academic Nightmare—Organic Chemistry. I don't your exams, at least dispel that evil urge completely by which is what really matters. care if you were attacked by a roving band of pregnant cheating on the crosswords in this issue. It'll give you that But here are a few things to remember about exam aardvarks with attitude problems who ate the computer feeling of amoral self-satisfaction. 10) General rule of time. 1) The Primal Scream just gives you a sore throat to disk that contained the world's one glorious copy of your exam time: if it annoys you, kill it. Guess I should be add to your headache. Buy an air horn and use that 143 page thesis on Abe Lincoln's sense of fashion—suck it careful about saying that since I'm not anonymous any instead. 2) Freeland: the only time you will ever get up. It just ain't as bad as Orgo. See—I took it two years ago more and you're probably reading this column after being anything without paying for it (at least without commit and am still awestruck by my total inability to grasp the asked to write down your entire personal genome base ting a felony) at this school. Use The Land of Freeness and subject. Dr. NO: obviously scarred for life. Just as long as sequence on your Genetics final. Libertinage as much as you are physically able—and be I'm not sitting around when I'm 80 still trying to figure out Well, that about does it I guess. I hope some of you got sure to bring six or seven empty two liter bottles with you what the hell an amide was. 6) By North Carolina state a few chuckles out ofit, at least now and again. If not— to fill up at the soda dispenser as well as a rucksack or two law, Section 3469, you cannot be charged with a crime for you're in luck: I'm outta here. But I would like to say to fill with cookies, popcorn and typewriters. 3) Rent-a- viciously slaughtering the people who live on your hall, thanks to my roommate, John Guerrero, for suggestions, Desk. Well, it's probably too late for this semester, but you had one exam on Monday and spend the rest ofthe week ideas, and general emergency humor infusions now and can always do it this spring. Stake out a really good carrel getting drunk and playing Public Enemy loud enough to again. Thanks man. And, to the "Gary just isn't funny" in Perkins a few weeks before exams. Keep your stuff in make your pet fish Eldridge explode. 7) Getting to the fraternal caucus—I win. Monky just isn't funny, but it until exam time. When the library hits peak geekitude— classroom that your exam will be held in an hour or two never writes minutes anyway. I'm not bitter; I got the sell. There's bound to be a desperate freshblob who will early, cramming fiercely while exhibiting blind-panic- better job anyway. Thanks to all the random people who complemented my column when I was sitting right next to you in the C.I. or wherever. To The People in the Know- thanks for keeping it a secret (relatively). To The People in the Dark—hope you were surprised. One bit of advice/ wisdom/b.s.: whether you thought my column was funny or not—try not to be as uptight as this school encourages. Laugh at the stupid stuff that goes on here and, most importantly, laugh at yourself. If you take yourself really seriously, you'll end up a backwoods morphine junkie who belongs to 16 correspondence course self-help groups and continually listens to old scratched Bee Gees albums backwards. Or worse, you could end up a doctor. Oh yeah—the "Dr." was in reference to this silly career obsession I still have, despite every academic clue that I should do otherwise. The "NO" stands for New Orleans— a pretty cool place to grow up if you ever decide to do so again. Put 'em together and you get a cutesy James Bond reference, which has nothing to do with anything. Good luck on exams everyone. See ya. Gary Kueber is a Trinity senior who will either end up a doctor or an arc welder—whichever pays better. • I DIDN'T HAVE THE KEY TO THE NUCLEAR ARSENAL— 1 THOUGHT YOlf HAP THE KEY TOTHENUO.EARARSENAL/ " liking the April MCAT? Start Your Prep with a Free Princeton Review MCAT PReview Our average improvement on the September MCAT: seven points! At the PReview you'll see why our Get Better Grades: students make such significant gains. Thursday, January 16, 7:00pm-8:30pm; Judea Reform Congregation, 2115 Cornwallis Road, Durham. THE Eat a Pizza! PRINCETON We Score More! REVIEW Call 967-7209 today. "•"•F"^""^*" Restaurant and Bar ABRPOFT SHUTTLES Special Student Rates Taking a break to eat a pizza is a proven way !! $15.00 ROUND TRIP!! 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