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The Chronicle's December 16,1991 PAGE 2 / THE CHRONICLE EXAM BREAK ISSUE MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1991 The Chronicle's x\\dk£/Jh-. Exam Break Issue December 10,1990 Table of Contents Academic Nightmares - 4,5,6,19,21,23,25 And You Thought You Were Going to Have a Bad Week Library Schedule 8 Exam, Bryan Center & Gym Schedules 9 Campus Dining Schedule 10 MALL CHRISTMAS HOURS Academic Calendar 12 Monday-Thursday 10am-9:30pm Friday & Saturday 10am-10pm Monday, Monday 26 Santa Shops Sunday 12 Noon-7pm South Square Letters to the Editor 14,16,17 Comics & Community Calendar 18 SANTA HOURS Monday-Satuday 10 am-9pm Classifieds 20,21 Sunday 12Noon-7pm Center Court • Crosswords 22 MALL With over 120 fine shops, restaurants, and theaters. Dillard's, Belk-Leggett, JC Penney, Montaldo's The Far Side 24 South Square Mall • Chapel Hill Blvd. and 15-501 • Durham, North Carolina • 493-2451 Exam Break Issue Staff Supplements Coordinator Production Manager Heather Lowe Alan Welch A DEVIL OF A DEAL! 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So, take a few minutes entries, and the competition was and read some of the "nightmares", stiff. The entries reached from lost maybe they'll make you feel like classrooms and misnamed exams your work load this week isn't that to wrong backpacks and wet orgo bad! notebooks. The wide range of entries made the selection tough, and all entries were appreciated. The first place winner and 1st place recipient of a $300 gift certificate Laura Smiley to Stereo Sound, Laura Smiley, $300 gift certificate from tells the stoiy of research, a Stereo Sound Thanksgiving mistake, and a backpack on a bus. This story will The Backpack Bus Tour tug at your heart strings and make This year's Ultimate Academic Nightmare Contest winners: 3rd place, Josh Helderman; 1st place, Laura Smiley; and 2nd place, Paul Hudson. your nightmares shade in compari I am currently living my son. In second place is Paul his paper, through "alphabetiza of our judges. In addition to the academic nightmare. My backpack Hudson with a "nightmare" for all tion." Special Supplements Staff of which contains every single piece you Cameron crazies' out there. We've also included a few of Susan Somers-Willett, Loren Faye, of my research that I have been Luckily, with Paul's strong stom the selected runners-up for your and Heather Lowe, we would like working on for the past year is lost. ach and searching ability, he was enjoyment. to especially thank Dean Martina As a graguate student in Physical able to overcome the "smelly" Special Thanks! Bryant, Dean Sue Wasiolek, and Therapy, I have one week of elements. Josh Helderman took All of this would not have Dean Richard White for helping school left this semester, a rough third place with his stoiy of a been possible without: the vision of select a winner. 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Holiday Hours Open Daily Open Christmas Day! 6:00 A.M. to Midnight Regular Hours Christmas Eve, 286-4110 New Years Eve, and New Years Day MONDAY, DECEMBER 16, 1991 EXAM BREAK ISSUE THE CHRONICLE / PAGE 5 NIGHTMARE continued from page 4 naire, every piece of data, my told me that I need to start my Instantly, I was on the bus with a due January 6, 1992 and I am research proposal, IRB hospital research all over. Get new ad scene of My Life Without The Note supposed to graduate in May of approvals nd every disk contain dresses, design a new questionnaire book flashing through my min(J—gone '92. But not without a research ing any reserach information was and mail again.