Performances by the Asheville Ballet, Lyric Opera, and Choral Society

Matthew Kraemer conducts Asheville Symphony Orchestra’s “Holiday Pops” concert, December 20. page 8

Performances by the Asheville Ballet, Lyric Opera, and Choral Society. Plus Gift Ideas, Auctions, Banquets, and Erik Peterson and Muriel Edens provide other celebrations beginning on page 5. the perfect wines for the holiday season. page 13

Paola Nazati and Nicholas Scull, owner of Digital Resolutions Group, help artists and photographers preserve and reproduce their work. page 33

Richard Krasnove, owner of East Side Optical, brings state- of-the-art vision to Asheville. page 38 RAPID RIVER ARTS ART Talk “Shelf Life” on Display at the FW Front Gallery at Woolworth Walk

or the months of December and by Megan Stone January the F.W. Front Gallery at Woolworth Walk will feature oil paintings by local artist Susan Luke F in the show Shelf Life. Susan is inspired by the simple beauty of still lifes. She chooses objects such as flowers in vases or glasses and bottles of wine, often drawn to them for their reflective qualities. Susan feels that still life subjects offer her a “perfect stage for exploring the drama of light and shadow; the light reveals forms while the shadows conceal and create mystery.”

Come meet the artist Susan Luke at the opening reception on De- cember 14, from 2 to 4 p.m. If u Paintings by Susan Luke, on Yo display December 12 - January Go: 31, 2009. Woolworth Walk Gallery, 25 Haywood Street, in Asheville. (828) 254-9234 Hours: Monday-Thursday 11-6; Friday & Saturday 11-7; Sunday 11-5.

Tour of Expectant Gaze – Art from the Eye and Mind by Kim Zdanowicz

oin us at the Asheville Art Museum cently published Weird Carolinas, joined for a tour of Expectant Gaze – Art us to curate the latest installation in this from the Eye and Mind from 12 to 1 provocative series. p.m. on December 5. Manley’s exhibition “Expectant Gaze J Art Breaks are a great time for – Art from the Eye and Mind” presents visitors to learn more about exhibi- works from the permanent collection that tions, the Asheville Art Museum and art probe arts two oldest and most essential in general. Then, come back with a friend functions: rendering the visual world and and impress them with your new knowl- envisioning new possibilities edge! Or just bring your friend with you for experiencing it. – Art Breaks make for a great lunch date. If And, Art Breaks are free with Museum You Each Art Break is from noon Membership or admission. o: to 1 p.m., at the Asheville Art This conversational tour of Expect- G Museum. Free with Museum ant Gaze – Art from the Eye and Mind membership or with admis- features new selections from the perma- sion. All smArt Speak programs are part nent collection, including recent acquisi- of the Museum’s 60th Anniversary Celebra- tions. To inspire audiences and showcase tion continuing all year. its unique collection in limited gallery Centrally located in downtown Asheville on space, the Asheville Art Museum regu- Pack Square, the Museum is open 10 a.m. larly invites distinguished colleagues to to 5 p.m., Tuesday through Saturday and 1 curate special exhibitions of the perma- p.m. to 5 p.m. on Sunday. The Museum is nent collection. open every Friday until 8 p.m. Advertise with Rapid River Magazine Roger Manley, a North Carolina Admission to the Museum is $6 for adults based filmmaker, curator and author of and $5 for seniors, students with ID and (828) 646-0071 the books Signs and Wonders: Outsider for children 4-15 (children age three and Free web links • Free ad design • Easy monthly billing Art Inside North Carolina and the re- younger are admitted free).

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Although still a trickster, he became a nuisance, doing silly things like Southern Highland Craft Guild . . 16 switching presents for the good children with those of the naughty children. Contributing Writers Swannanoa Arts League . . . . 16 “Why,” he says in a dark, wet voice, “it’s a cool cruel world out there and H. Byron Ballard, Sierra Bicking, Blk. Mtn. Center for the Arts . . . 17 someone needs to look out for us. I’ll help you if you help me.” It was never Jenny Bunn, Beth Carter, Folk Art Center ...... 18 made clear what sort of help he would give the children. However, the children James Cassara, John Clark, Groovewood Gallery . . . . 19 continued to give him money and jewelry and valuable art. Ilana Craig, Amy Downs, Digital Resolutions Group . . . 33 In the background of this month’s cover, you’ll see a Telamogone stand- John Ellis, Bessie Dietrich Goggins, ing by a group of trees. He has just frightened Santa’s poor reindeer into taking Beth Gossett, Steven R. 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December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE COVER STORY

Taking Cues from One of Opera’s Greatest by Beth Carter Anniversary are are the opportunities to be Olmstead. There is something very Each of the six singers will have Concert Gala in the presence of a master. In satisfying about receiving the thumbs-up approximately 15 minutes with Details January, Asheville Lyric Opera from a person who has seen and accom- Milnes. The singer will perform an The Anni- will present our community plished so much. aria on stage and from there Milnes versary Concert with several such opportunities Milnes has conquered the great op- will have a conversation with the R Gala will feature when they bring us Sherrill Milnes, the era capitals of the world, sung more than student about the piece that may members from international leading Verdi baritone for 650 performances at the Metropolitan range from understanding the both the Lyric over 40 years and an opera legend. For Opera, received three Grammy awards, translation of the words being sung, Opera Orchestra anyone with an interest in music, theatre and performed for every United States what actions preempted the song, and the Ashe- or performance, you will want to make President since Gerald Ford. His remark- what is the underlying mood of the ville Symphony your way to at least one of these events able voice, artistic integrity, commanding character and stage positioning. Orchestra under On Friday, January 30 during Ashe- stage presence, and rugged handsome- “He will engage them in the the direction of ville Lyric Opera’s Anniver- ness have made him a artistry of the performance,” said Robert Hart Baker sary Concert at the Thomas favorite for all audiences. Fortney. “It is very much about in- and will be held Wolfe Auditorium, Milnes “I marvel at what terpretation of the character and us- Sherrill Milnes, the leading at the Thomas will be honored by the Op- Sherrill Milnes is doing,” ing body attitude and characteriza- Verdi baritone. Wolfe auditorium. era and the City of Asheville said David Starkey, Gen- tion to work beyond the language.” Soprano Angela for his career as an Ameri- eral and Artistic Director For anyone interested in music, Brown, Baritone David Malis, and Tenor can and world class opera for ALO. “He has stepped the master class will offer insight to one Tonio DiPaolo will perform favorite singer. Prior to the concert, off the stage and is dedi- of the most challenging performance arts. selections from their repertoires. there will be an intimate cated to sharing himself “When you see someone work with indi- Brown made her Metropolitan fundraising reception with and his knowledge with vidual artists and what goes into making Opera debut in 2004 to rave reviews. Her Milnes at the historic S&W other artists. His era is a quality performer, there is a greater ap- appeal is broad and she has appeared in Cafeteria downtown. passing on and it is won- preciation for the singers,” said Fortney. The following day on January 31, derful for aspiring opera artists to have “Music comes alive in a different way.” Milnes, who has retired from perform- the chance to work with a master.” ‘Opera’ continued on pg. 8 ing, will give a guest lecture at AB Tech- Milnes brings a unique expertise on nical Community College where he will the arias the students will perform as he discuss his career, share video highlights has heard or performed each of them and give personal insights into the world many times over, and he has done so of opera. in the greatest opera houses in front of Immediately following the lecture, some of the most demanding audiences. six of the region’s top college student per- “His expertise is much different than formers will participate in a master class. the teachers the students usually have,” Lecture attendees are invited to watch as said Dr. Julie Fortney, Voice Division Milnes coaches these young talents and Coordinator at Mars Hill College, who is shares expertise in the field of opera that encouraging her students to vie for one is held by only a handful of people. of the six spots. For students on their To put this in perspective, this way to becoming career performers, she experience is like an amateur architect knows Milnes’ input, direction and chal- having the opportunity to sit down with lenge will resonate as no one else’s can. Frank Lloyd Wright and ask for input on “When you have it from an authority, it a new design, or a local city park designer is something that is very concrete. This receiving feedback from Frederick Law wakes up their self confidence.”

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 RAPID RIVER ARTS Asheville Shops Ring the Holidays… But Why a Ring? n 1477 the Archduke Maximillian very short of Austria gave Mary of Burgundy a period of diamond ring. He married her the time in following day. How could he know Eng- I the tradition he started with the first land and documented engagement ring? France in Christmas and New Years are two the sev- of the most popular days of the year to enteenth become engaged, but where does the cus- century. tom of giving rings came from? Actually These particular rings were called posey today’s wedding and engagement rings rings; the word posey meaning love have a long and interesting history. We poems. Often these rings were inscribed can trace the first rings back to Ancient with the words, Äúfaith‚ Äù, and Äúhope, Egypt about 4800 years ago. and were referred to many times in the These early rings were made out of works of William Shakespeare. reeds and rushes and were braided and Finally gold rings made their way twisted into circles for fingers and wrists. to the forefront aided by legends and Circles symbolize eternity as they have no folklore which would suggest that any- beginning or end. The circle shape also thing but gold was bad luck. A common relates to the sun and moon which was practice then became to give a silver ring greatly worshipped in this era. Even the as the promise ring (later to be called the hole in the center was engagement ring) and important as it symbol- replaced by an exact ized the gateway or replica in gold during door to the future. the marriage cer- In the spirit of emony. symbols it wasn’t hard During the cer- to jump from these emony the man would concepts to being asso- slip the wedding ring ciated with everlasting on the thumb of his love. Even the finger bride, then the index they wore the ring on finger, the middle fin- was full of meaning, as ger and finally the ring they believed the vein finger, representing of the third finger led directly to the heart. the Son, the Father and the Holy Ghost This belief was also held by the Greeks and finally mankind. when they conquered Egypt led by Alex- Most of continental Europe put the ander the Great in 332 BC. ring on the right hand but the Protes- This same belief was later passed on tants and in particular the American to the Romans who called this Äúvena Puritans started using the left ring finger. amons‚ Äù which means vein of love. The Some historical references cite this as Romans made a significant contribution another example of how the American to the evolution of rings as they intro- Puritans wanted everything to be differ- duced rings made out of longer lasting ent from England and Europe, even in materials such as leather, bone, and ivory. the smallest details. It wasn’t until the 1500’s when King During Colonial times in America Henry VIII’s son wrote The Book of ring giving became taboo when jewelry Common Prayer which spelled out what was thought to be proof of moral worth- the wedding ceremony was to include lessness. For this brief period jewelry was and the specific vows that were to be prohibited and a more practical thimble exchanged along with the symbolic ring. was given during the ceremony instead. This writing also detailed that the wed- This didn’t last very long because women ding ring was to be worn on the third fin- started removing the round edge from the ger and made out of longer lasting metals bottom of the thimble to wear as a ring such as iron which symbolized strength. anyway, and so by the early 1700’s rings Early iron rings were crude and en- were very firmly established as the norm. crusted with gemstones such as rubies to It wasn’t until World War I when represent the heart, blue sapphires as the wedding rings finally became popular sky and the most prized diamond signi- for men. It was said that when men were fying indestructible love. Eventually rust separated from their new brides, they became a problem with the iron rings needed a heartfelt reminder and a ring and so silver and gold became popular on their finger was a small bit of comfort metals for rings. when they were so many miles away from Silver was the preferred metal for a ‘Rings’ continued on pg. 24

December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 RAPID RIVER ARTS STAGE PREVIEW Asheville Symphony’s Holiday Pops Concert

he Asheville Sym- by Steven R. Hageman phony Orchestra will continue its annual Holiday con- with the Vidin Philhar- cert tradition on Sat- monic and the Orquesta T de Cadaqués. urday night, December 20 at 8 p.m., at Thomas Wolfe The Asheville show Auditorium in downtown will offer a wide variety Asheville. of holiday and Christmas The concert will feature favorites such as Sleigh the Asheville Symphony Or- Ride by Leroy Anderson, chestra, conducted by Mat- Silent Night, We Wish thew Kraemer, the Ashe- You a Merry Christmas. ville Symphony Chorus, The audience will also get directed by Dewitt Tipton to participate in a Christ- and the Asheville Symphony mas carol sing-a-long. Children’s Chorus will also Other selections include, perform with Susan Hensley Asheville Symphony Joy to the World, Deck directing. The guest soloist Orchestra Conductor the Halls and excerpts for the concert is Roberto Matthew Kraemer from Tchaikovsky’s Nut- Flores, who has performed cracker Suite. with the Asheville Lyric Opera. If Matthew Kraemer is the Associate u Tickets to the Thomas Wolfe Conductor for the Virginia Symphony. Yo concert in Asheville are avail- He begins his second season with the Go: able through the Asheville Virginia Symphony holding the Bruno Symphony or the Asheville Walter Associate Conductor’s Chair. Civic Center box office, and range in Mr. Kraemer has led the Akron, Canton, price from $53 to $19 (with discounts avail- Pacific, Pittsburgh Youth and Richmond able for students). (IN) Symphonies and the Reno Cham- Call (828) 254-7046 for further information ber Orchestra. He has served as cover on this and future concerts of the Asheville conductor for the Pittsburgh Symphony Symphony, or visit their website at www. Orchestra and has appeared in Europe ashevillesymphony.org.

popular figure on concert stages in many ‘Opera’ continued from pg. 5 metropolitan areas. The New York Times, Oprah Magazine and Ebony. This year her performance schedule will take her to South Africa, Fundraising Reception Barcelona, New Zealand, and Friday, January 30, 5:30 p.m. many cities across S&W (Steak & Wine, historic S&W the United States. Cafeteria building downtown), $100 Malis, the first per person. American to win the prestigious Anniversary Concert Gala Cardiff Singer of the World Com- Friday, January 30, 8 p.m. petition, began Thomas Wolfe Auditorium, For his operatic career tickets and additional information with the San call (828) 251-5505 or visit www. Soprano Francisco Opera, ticketmaster.com Angela Brown followed by 12 years as a leading Sherrill Milne baritone at the Metropolitan Opera. DiPaolo has performed throughout Presentations North America and Europe on the stages of the Metropolitan Opera, Deutsche Saturday, January 31 Oper Berlin, Canadian Opera Company, Guest Lecture: 1 to 3 p.m., Masters Houston Grand Opera, and Lyric Opera Class: 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. Ferguson of Chicago. A rich tenor with comic gifts Auditorium, AB Tech Campus, $20. and sheer acting ability, DiPaolo is a

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Feel the Spirit - from Magnificence to Mirth The Asheville Choral Society’s Holiday Concert by John Clark

en Lords A- Leaping” in 19th Century Italy? How “T about “Twelve Drummers Drumming” in the U.S. in the 19th century? It’s the Mirth part of “Magnificent Christmas” – the Asheville Choral Society’s holiday concert. Craig Courtney’s clever work “A Musicological Journey Through the 12 Days of Christmas” takes the traditional holiday In conjunction with its Magnificent song and wittily turns it into a fun learn- Christmas concert, the Asheville Choral ing experience about the different styles Society will be holding a food drive for of music. Manna FoodBank, a local not-for-profit For example, the opening “Partridge service organization that works with 331 in a Pear Tree” is written in the musical partner agencies across Western North style of sixth century Rome. Other move- Carolina to distribute food to those who ments include “Two Turtle Doves from need it. The ACS singers are urging con- 15th century France,” “Five Gold Rings cert-goers to bring any non-perishable, from 18th century Germany,” “Ten Lords unopened items to place in the MANNA a-Leaping from 19th century Italy,” and FoodBank bins, which will be available “Twelve Drummers Drumming from on both the Saturday evening, December 19th century United States of America.” 13, and Sunday afternoon, December 14 Mirth is one of four themes Music performances. Director Lenora Thom uses to craft an According to MANNA FoodBank, engaging Christmas program. The others the “most wanted” food items are: are Magnificence, Light, and Joy, and Ms. Thom has selected music to fully exploit • Canned meats the character of each sentiment. • Peanut butter The concert opens with a section ti- • Canned tuna tled “Season of Magnificence” and features works by major composers in the canticle • Beef stew or Meal-in-a-can form ‘the magnificat.” The canticle or • Chili “Song of Mary” is often sung in Christian If services and represents words spoken by You “Magnificent Christmas” will the Virgin Mary to her cousin Elizabeth in Go: be presented Saturday, De- the Book of Luke. Composers represented cember 13 at 8 p.m. and Sun- in this section are Mozart, Bach, Pachelbel, day, December 14 at 4 p.m. at Pärt and others. The section concludes Central United Methodist Church, 27 with two stirring works: Welsh composer Church Street in downtown Asheville. William Mathias’ Ave Rex and Sir William The adult ticket price for the ACS holiday Walton’s Jubilate Deo. concert is $25; for students, $15. Tickets for The section “Season of Light” is groups of ten or more are $20. highlighted by Hymn to the Creator of It’s the perfect time for long-time fans and Light by well-known English composer newcomers to the ACS to receive a subscrip- John Rutter, and also includes Lux Au- tion to all three concerts at a significant sav- rumque by Eric Whitacre. ings – 20% off the single concert ticket price. The Seven Joys of Christmas by Student subscriptions will save even more. American composer Kirke Mechem The season subscription for adults is $60; comprises the section “Season of Joy.” for students, only $35. All tickets may be or- Samples of the movements are The Joy of dered at the ACS website www.ashevillecho- Love: This is the truth, The Joy of Bells: ralsociety.org or by calling (828) 232-2060. Ding Dong! Merrily on high, The Joy of Asheville Savings Bank is sponsoring the Sat- Children: Patapan, and The Joy of Dance: urday evening performance; SunTrust Bank Fum, fum, fum! is the Sunday afternoon concert sponsor.

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE STAGE PREVIEW Global Playback Theatre Has Its Home Here in Asheville!

ome ways of communicating by James A. Murrell lead us to put things in boxes intellectually or think ‘Do I agree with that or not?’ when stories to schools, colleges, community “S we hear ideas different from centers, prisons, as well as organizations, our own. Communicating through the businesses and many special events. APT arts leads us to engage with other people’s is now focused on youth around issues of emotions and identify with their experi- reducing violence and increasing empow- ences. I am passionate about Playback erment. APT is beginning a new work- Theatre because it is designed to create shop in January called “Heroic Choices theatre out of the experiences and true - A Playback Theatre Experience for life stories of people.” Youth as Super Heros.” So says Mountaine Mort Jonas of There are Playback companies and Asheville Playback Theatre (APT), an groups all over the world. Many com- improvisational theatre company in its munities have used Playback to creatively fourteenth season. It is part of an interna- respond to the trauma of disaster and tional network of companies that use the injustice and to transform it. For example, Playback form of theatre, in which people one of the newest companies formed in from all walks of life tell their stories in New Orleans to bring about healing in a public forum, and have them honored the aftermath of Katrina. Photo by Paul M. Howey in the “playing back” using words, music, Four years ago, Raphael was in- and movement. spired to tap into and unite some of this Asheville Playback Theatre’s Manag- great power worldwide by organizing company’s artistic director, Deb Scott, our planet - seeing the importance of ing Director and co-founder, Raphael a simultaneous Playback performance launched the first Global Playback. respectful listening, compassion, and Peter, says, “What sets us apart from other event. Jointly presented by multiple “It was during a time of public gratitude in transforming our lives.” theatre is that our mission is to truly Playback theatre companies in multiple outcry about the Iraq war. It occurred to The Fourth Annual Global Playback witness and then honor people’s sto- locations around the world, it focused on me, what if Playback companies around Theatre event will be held on Wednes- ries.” In addition to public performances themes of justice, human rights, and the world stood together in solidarity day, December 10, celebrating the 60th at many theatre venues around town, human compassion. Along with long around a life-affirming theme – that anniversary of the United Nation’s APT has brought the magic of honoring time APT members, Mountaine and the would make a powerful statement.” The Declaration of Human Rights and in first Global Playback event took place collaboration with the UNCA’s Amnesty with the theme of human capacity for International and WNC Chapter of the compassion and kindness, in conjunc- UN, USA. The theme is “Stories of tion with the Random Acts of Kindness Freedom - Our Traditions/Our Future” Foundation. “It was a rousing success! and takes place at the UNCA Highsmith Asheville Community Theatre Playback companies on six continents Center, downstairs in the Alumni Hall participated. We received emails from all beginning at 7:30 p.m. over the world about meaningful stories “The Santaland Diaries” by Jenny Bunn being shared by people whose voices 2009 Performances were being heard perhaps for the first December 10-13 Players, and the University of North time, and about people’s hearts being Friday, January 2 Tom Chalmers returns to star in Carolina Center for Creative Retirement opened,” says Raphael. Playback Alchemy - An evening of David Sedaris’ dark comedy following partner to present a series of Reader’s The Global Playback event has Interactive Experiment & Performance. a Macy’s department store elf through- Theatre performances. In December, been held annually since, with over 90 At NC Stage, 8 p.m. out the Christmas season. Sedaris, who they present Paul Osborn’s Morning’s at Playback companies around the world rose to fame on NPR’s This American Seven, a marvelously life affirming play. participating. It is helping to open up ever Saturday, January 3 Life, comments on the best and worst Two houses, whose backyards adjoin, set more venues and spaces for people to dis- Kids Know It All! For kids and every- of people and culture during the holi- the scene for this buoyant and charming cover and experience this potent form of one else too! At NC Stage, 2 p.m. day season. comedy where we meet four sisters in storytelling, created by Jonathan Fox 34 Saturday, January 3 Our production of The Santaland a small Midwestern town in 1938, their years ago. It also caught the attention of Diaries has become an Asheville holiday husbands, and offspring. the United Nations, including the UN Forbidden Stories - For adults only. tradition – for six years in a row, we’ve This American “chestnut” about Undersecretary of Non-Governmental At NC Stage, 9 p.m. been selling out every performance, so hope, lost dreams, love, and families, Organizations, and the co-chair of the don’t wait until the last minute to book was recently revived on Broadway to UN committee on education. Playback tickets! Tickets to The Santaland Dia- stunning success! Performances will be has been added to the 2009 initiative on If ries make great gifts for friends, family, held at 35below at Asheville Commu- human rights learning as an example of You Doors open at 7 p.m. Ad- and co-workers. All performances begin nity Theatre. All performances begin at how this unique form of personal story- Go: mission is $10 at the door, at 8 p.m. Tickets are $15. 2:30 p.m. Tickets are $5. based theatre is being used. $5 for students/seniors. No “I am very excited about our develop- one turned away for lack of funds (if seating is available). “Morning’s at Seven” ing relationship with offices of the UN. If They are beginning to recognize what a For more information please visit www. globalplayback.org. International Playback Friday, December 19 u For more information on tremendous tool we have in using the arts Yo any of these events, please Theatre Network: www.playbacknet.org and Saturday, December 20 Go: and forms of creative expression in creat- visit the Asheville Com- ing a better world,”says Raphael. “I see FREE PARKING – Give yourself enough Asheville Community Theatre’s munity Theatre Web site this as the beginning in shifting people’s time to get to the Alumni Hall, downstairs senior theatre group, The Autumn at www.ashevilletheatre.org. perspectives about what is going on with in the Highsmith Center.

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general, a lot depends on the effort gar- life in containers. They’re Roses in Pots deners are willing to expend. Traditional great choices because they by Peter Loewer roses often grow too fast for most pots. have abundant flowers, an he love of roses is probably a And sometimes these roses might weaken extended period of bloom, a bit of plastic screening worldwide phenomenon (at just a bit due to the stress of container and are easy to care for. or even a piece of paper least in Europe and America), planting and become more vulnerable to Any of the popular toweling. Standing water and there are over eighty refer- common rose problems like black spot Flower Carpet ground- in a pot can easily add to T ences to the rose in the Fifteenth or mildew. One solution is to use a really cover roses are excellent problems of root rot. Edition of Familiar Quotations (Boston: large container, put the classic rose in the choices and include Flower The planting mix Little, Brown and Company, 1980) – and center then under plant with perennials Carpet Pink, Flower Car- should be two parts soil, that doesn’t include the thirty-three refer- and annuals to hide the less-than-attrac- pet Apple Blossom, and the Peter examines the one part builder’s sand, ences to roses when plural. Roses are also tive bush-bottoms. recently introduced Flower blossoms of early- and one part composted the national flower of America (showing Another choice would be using the Carpet Coral. There is blooming Lenten roses. manure, compost, or other that Congress has little horticultural sense emerging category of the so-called garden also Flower Carpet Red organic matter (except peat but knows what the public wants). roses. These are roses specifically bred to and Flower Carpet White. moss). Mix in about one- The selection of roses you can grow produce florist-type blossoms on vigor- When looking for these roses don’t be half cup of bone-meal at planting time. in containers is enormous. Hybrid teas, ous, leaf-crowded bushes. Examples misled by the term groundcover – Flower Make a small mound of soil at the miniature roses, tree roses (of Alice in include the new series of the Dream Rose Carpet roses grow about three feet tall bottom of the hole. Spread the roots out Wonderland fame) – in fact, almost all available in yellow, orange, and nearly as wide, making an easy job of over the mound and cover them with roses are suitable for container gardens. red, or pink along with filling out a fairly large container. dirt, so that the crown of the rose and the Imagine how a pot of blooming roses longtime favorites like Other shrub roses perfect for con- soil level are about two inches below the would add sparkle to a barren deck, that classic white flori- tainers include the delightfully fragrant edge of the pot. This extra space makes empty balcony, forlorn doorway, a bunda rose ‘Iceberg’ Rosa ‘Flower Girl’ (pastel pinks and watering much easier and allows room lonesome patio, or along a naked or the coral coun- creams) and the pale pink of Rosa ‘Mix ‘n for a layer of mulch, which helps keep the driveway. terpart, ‘Margot Match’. Don’t forget Meideland’s Rosa roots cool. Roses need four to six hours Today’s large selection of Koster’. ‘Bonica’ with its shell-pink blossoms, of sunlight a day but never let the roots in containers, made of not only Rosa ‘Carefree Wonder’ with flowers of the container bake in the hot sun. terra cotta, cast iron, and stone, Best Container violet-pink or white, and the vivid pinks Soil in containers tends to dry out but those made of the much Roses of Rosa ‘Carefree Delight’. quickly so frequent watering is a must. lighter high-tech composites and Roses have deep and thirsty roots so And remember, it’s important to water fiberglass, open up a new world From a shallow containers are not recommended. thoroughly. It’s possible to think you of rose horticulture. By mixing practical Containers should be at least eighteen have doused a container but still leave and matching containers, point of inches to two feet across. Larger contain- the center root ball as dry as before you when roses are the plants view, the ers help to insulate rose roots against began. Water well once, then do it again, of choice, another garden smaller excessive heat and cold, both being making sure that you see the excess water door is opened. ground- conditions that damage roots. The larger drain from the pot’s bottom. Techni- cover container is also a good bet because these Roses in containers will need fre- cally, just about and shrub roots can then spread over a longer period quent feeding. Every time water runs out any rose the roses without becoming root-bound with the the bottom it will take valuable nutrients gardener can with their added threat of continual repotting. along for the ride. When using a fast handle can compact growth Roots need air so the best pots are release rose food, feed your plants once a be grown in habits and weeping terra cotta, wood, or unglazed ceramic. Be week. If using a slow-release formula, you containers. But canes are better choices for a sure the containers have holes in the bot- need only fertilize a few times during the remember, as tom for adequate drainage. To keep dirt growing season. with gardening in Illustration by Peter Loewer from falling out, you can cover holes with Give the Gift of Nature

he end of year is approaching purchase for recipients to receive their Buying a Brick at friends/buy-a-brick. and with it, the holidays and year personalized gift announcement. the WNC Nature Cen- For more informa- end gift giving. Sometimes it is Adopt the Favorite Animal of Your Niece, ter leaves a permanent tion or questions about hard to find just the right gift. Grandson, or Family Friend mark at our facility in year end giving at the Through the Western For many of us, animals hold special honor of those you ap- WNC Nature Center, TNorth Carolina Nature Center, you preciate the most. Our please call Sarah Oram, meaning. What better gift than adopting can give a gift membership to family or an animal friend from the WNC Nature shady Nature Center Director, Friends of the friends. Not only does this membership Center. The gift packages range from $25, Brick Path is located WNC Nature Center, admit a family to our facility, but also to $50 to $100 and can be purchased online near our facility entrance and graced with at (828) 298-5600 ext. 308 or e-mail your over 275 zoos, aquariums and science at www.wildwnc.org/friends/adopt. With benches that provide a comfortable rest question to [email protected]. centers nationwide. over 25 animals to choose from (including stop for many visitors. In addition to Your extra support this Holiday At just $60 for a family, this is the Oscar, the Center’s new otter), this gift is our regular 4" x 8" brick, we now offer season raises funds to enrich educational perfect gift for the traveling family who sure to please anyone who is passionate Children’s Artwork bricks and Corporate programming, improve habitat and make loves nature and likes to learn. Visit bricks (8"x 8"). Call (828) 298-5600 ext. the Center more like home for all our about animals and their care. www.wildwnc.org/friends/become-a- 308 for more details. Bricks are $100, animal residents at the WNC Nature member to order your gift membership Buy a Permanent Brick to Honor Family, $135 and $150 respectively and can be Center in Asheville! today. Be sure to allow 10 days after your Friends, even Corporate Partners ordered online at www.wildwnc.org/

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 13 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE MUSIC

December CD Reviews by James Cassara

We’ll finish out the year with a mixed bag of new offerings, linked in no way other than chronol- ogy. Once again, everything mentioned herein is worth your time and money; and be sure to spend both at one of the many locally owned record emporiums which this town is fortunate to have.

Dave Mason Keller that does exactly what it’s minutes) and while Thackery keeps his 26 Letters, 12 Notes supposed to do: add a ton of atmo- own playing somewhat in check he does sphere without being intrusive. allow the two Marks (drummer Stutso Out of the Box Mason loves late R&B and ear- and bassist Bumgarner) to more aggres- Records ly rock & roll, as evidenced by the sively take certain stage. As co-founder swagger in “Ain’t Your Legs Tired “Blinking of an Eye,” is the sort of of the legendary rock Baby,” with a smoking baritone reflective number Thackery would never band Traffic, Dave sax adding just the proper touch have dared tackle a few years back, while Mason holds a place of of raunchiness. Other highlights “Change the Rules” and “Just a Feeling” high esteem in the rari- include the mid tempo torch song convey a social conscience not previously fied world of rock and “Passing Thru the Flame,” and a heard from him. “What Part of ‘No’” is roll. As a guitarist, one whose nuanced pair of lively funk tunes in “That’s Love,” a wry condemnation of pop music a la and restrained playing is often over- and “World of Hunger” (a smoking duet American Idol (a bit reminiscent of Rod- looked, he’s played on some of the great- with Sheila E.). The album ends with the ney Crowell), while a pair o instrumentals est albums in history: Electric Ladyland, country tinged “Full Circle and Then,” – the Duane Eddy like twang of “Land- All Things Must Pass, and Delaney & a stunning love song with wonderful locked” and the Chet Atkins like “(You Bonnie on Tour have all benefitted from acoustic and electric guitar work as well as Got Me) Now What You Gonna Do” his six string acumen. Mason’s piercing vocal. should satisfy those waiting for Thackery Originally produced by Mason at his 26 Letters 12 Notes stands tall in to really cut loose. California home (with finishes at Miami’s Mason’s catalog, evidence that some In the final count, while inside tracks venerable Criteria Recording Studios) things do get better with age and when might very well serve to expand Thack- 26 Letters 12 Notes, has a nice relaxed the artist matches the right song to the ery’s audience, it may likely disappoint vibe consistent with its origins. It’s a back right moment, and reaches deep within those who crave the explosive fire of his to basics, ‘70s style rock and Brit soul for that elusive muse, the results can be earliest discs. Much like the post Dire record, spiffed up with a few modern mighty indeed. **** Straits albums of Mark Knopfler, Thack- production techniques, that showcases ery is giving up a little and hoping to gain Mason not only as a solid, focused, and Jimmy Thackery a lot. Where that leads is anyone’s guess relevant songwriter in the rock idiom, but it should certainly be interesting. *** but as an expressive vocalist of uncanny and the Drivers power and depth whose singing has only inside tracks J. D. Souther grown better with age. Telarc Records If The World His guitar playing has continued to Having long hung around the fringes Was You develop and grow – reflecting the psyche- of what passes for wide spread acclaim delic pop roots that made Traffic’s first in the ever shrinking music industry, Slow Curve three albums such joys. The production veteran Blues man Jimmy Thackery must Records is warm and intimate but rarely tepid; surely tire of having review upon review I suppose you the songs come first, with co-producers rave about his guitar playing. can’t blame J.D. Ron and Howard Albert wisely allowing Certainly he enjoys being properly Souther for oc- Mason to set the tone. recognized as a virtuoso of the idiom casionally hitch- “Good 2 U,” is the artist at his best, (who wouldn’t?) but what is rarely men- ing his songwriting wagon to The Eagles with Mason’s bluesy guitar riff matched tioned is his evolution into a fine writer – after all his royalties for such flaccid ra- to a taut string arrangement that holds and decent dio fodder as “New Kid In Town” likely the song’s tension perfectly in place. enough singer. quadrupled his bank account. “One Day” allows him to open up a bit, Inside If The World Was You, with its cover firing out some wicked Stratocaster laced tracks, his intentionally evocative of a vintage Blue gospel blues while singing his heart out. tenth album Note LP, Souther has recorded his first The chorus, piano, and organ infectiously with the Driv- solo effort in more than two decades. Cut interact with his playing, feeling very ers, attempts live in the studio with a basic quintet of much like mid ‘70s radio rock roaring out to slyly shift piano, standup bass, drums, saxophone, of the dashboard speakers. It’s a highway the attention and trumpet, Souther comes armed with anthem disguised as a broken love plea, away from the a collection of songs that are among the and the type of song Mason does as well artist’s wiz- best he’s ever conceived. as anyone. ardry with a guitar while focusing on his In stark contrast to the slick Southern “How Do I Get to Heaven,” is as other musical virtues; it’s a bit of a gamble California mellow vibe of his ‘70’s al- emotionally convincing a lyric as he’s and one that only partly pays off. bums, the songs here are sharply focused, written in decades, respectfully borrowing Continuing the formula set by last and while his trademark relaxed ease still from Dylan in its examination of broken year’s Solid Ice, Thackery is putting much sets the tone, there’s an undercurrent of love and the damage we humans seem to more emphasis on song craft: There’s winsome adventure that keeps the pro- endlessly inflict upon ourselves. There’s a nary an extended jam to be found (only ceedings on edge. beautiful pedal steel here played by Dana “Promised Land” clocks in at over eight ‘CD’s’ continued on next pg.

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A Swannanoa Solstice by John Ellis

rammy award-winning musi- Appalachian ballad singer, with her hus- White, on piano, mandolin, guitar, cians Al Petteway and Amy band, guitarist Jim Taylor. Celtic harp and percussion, draws White and multi-instrumental- • Steve Agan and E.J. Jones, award-win- on her classical background to cre- ist Robin Bullock headline the ning highland bagpipers. ate harmonic arrangements. Bullock, G sixth anniversary edition of A a multi-instrumentalist who plays the Swannanoa Solstice. • The Twisty Cuffs, local Cape Breton- guitar, fiddle and bouzouki is hailed as In this annual winter holiday cel- style stepdancers. a master flat picker whose style skill- ebration, world-renowned musicians • Young virtuosic fiddler, Alex Reidinger. fully embraces Celtic music. Petteway and White along with Bullock and a host of special guests share holiday • Host Doug Orr, president emeritus of songs old and new, religious and secular, Warren Wilson College, founder of The If joyful and poignant, in a warm and inti- Swannanoa Gathering, and invaluable You A Swannanoa Solstice, mate winter concert. supporter of and participant in the musi- o: part of the Mainstage Presented in association with The cal heritage of western North Carolina. G Special Attraction Series, Swannanoa Gathering at Warren Wilson A Swannanoa Solstice showcases all Diana Wortham Theatre Grammy award-winning musicians at Pack Place. College, A Swannanoa Solstice has once manner of seasonal sounds and fes- again expanded to two performances in Al Petteway and Amy White. Two performances: 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. tivities, with well-mastered Celtic and Photo by Irene Young order to meet the audience demand for Appalachian songs and music on guitar, Sunday, December 21. this popular winter gathering and con- mandolin, fiddle, piano, Celtic harp, shared winter traditions from the area, the Tickets: Regular $30; Senior $28; cert, appropriately taking place this year Irish bouzouki, vocals and world percus- country, and from around the world. Student $25; Children $10. Call the on the day of the winter solstice. sion – all against an atmospheric back- The melodies played by Petteway, a theatre’s box office at (828) 257-4530 drop of Petteway’s and White’s winter or visit www.dwtheatre.com. Student This Year’s Special Guests virtuosic acoustic guitarist who favors an photography from National Geographic. altered tuning, draw from a broad variety Rush tickets ($10 for students with valid • Sheila Kay Adams, world-renowned Through music and storytelling, of cultural influences from Middle East I.D.) are sold the day of the show, based Appalachian storyteller and traditional Bullock, Petteway and White explore tonalities to Scottish jigs. on availability.

‘CD’s’ continued tenures with ists may grumble about anyone other than sonic bridge between the traditional and Springsteen’s Young tackling this material, but who has the contemporary. E Street Band, more right to do so than Lofgren? Much like the best of John Mayall’s The material is typically solid and as well as being Like both Young and Springsteen 1960’s releases Ainslie is making the catchy tunes have long been his forte the occasional he’s always relied more on intuition than blues sound new all over again. The – but with a subtle difference: the best go to guy for sheer technique, and while he’s arguably opening track is a head spinning cover songs are fueled by introspection rather Neil Young, a more accomplished vocalist, no one of JB Lenoir’s, Down In Mississippi, an- than craft, as if Souther wants to take a he’s pretty can sing Neil like Neil. Still, The Loner chored by a thumping bass line courtesy few moments and think back upon his much lived a is far more than a mere covers project: of T Bone Wolk and Ainslie’s own fierce long career. charmed life. it’s that rare project that makes a true slide guitar. Both the writing and the small com- Trained in classical and jazz, Lofgren connection between both the tutor and The low-keyed and natural strength bo are a deliberate break from his past, so, was initially enlisted to add piano and the apprentice. *** of Ainslie’s voice has a seductive despite the long gap between albums, this accordion to Young’s After The Gold quality that pierces direct to the heart. doesn’t quite constitute a comeback. It’s Rush. The pair clicked so well that he Scott Ainslie Don’t be surprised if days later the more like a reawakening, as if the muses soon found himself a member of the powerful refrain is still echoing in suddenly sat up and slapped him hard. band, adding his guitar and keyboards thunder’s mouth your mind. Likewise his take on Son It’s an album he needed to do, both to Tonight’s the Night, Unplugged, Cat Tail Music House’s, Grinnin’ In Your Face may in terms of artistic reinvention and pre- and various other Young masterworks. Inspired to not match the original – no one’s serving his musical legacy. It’s this sense Although he’s now firmly ensconced as a take up the guitar could – but herein it gets a relaxed and of urgency that provides If the World member of the E Street Band, Lofgren no when he first heard sincere delivery that allows the singer Was You with its purpose. It feels vital doubt owes Young a debt of gratitude. country blues artist to claim and make it his own. and alive in ways that few other Souther Accompanied only by his own piano John Jackson play in There are other gems; Dust My albums do, as if he’s digging deeper with or guitar, Lofgren strips the likes of Birds 1967, Scott Ainslie has never drifted far Broom is another oft covered (some his songs while supported by players who and Harvest Moon to their bare essen- from his routes. As much an historian as a might say too much) classic, but Ainslie’s share his understanding of the material. tials, allowing his sweet voice (which player, he’s recorded four albums of tradi- throaty growl gives it just the proper edge, That’s ultimately what makes this effort does at times sound a bit like Young’s) tional Delta Blues while working on such while his own If Anybody Asks About Me one of 2008’s most pleasant and under- to lead the way. The triumph is in the projects as transcribing Robert Johnson’s reveals him as not just a great Blues player stated surprises. ***1/2 simple and direct nature of the perfor- published material for the seminal book but a fine writer in the art of swamp. mances, making many of the songs sound “Robert Johnson at The Crossroads”. Like much of thunder’s mouth (the Nils Lofgren almost as if they were Neil Young demos While the inclusion of cello, a few line is taken from a Sleepy John Estes’ The Loner: Nils Sings Neil sung by someone else. overdubs (strictly forbidden on his earlier song) it’s as much lesson as listen with- Hypertension Records Winterlong and Like A Hurricane efforts) and more contemporary pro- out sacrificing either. No mean feat and both benefit from this approach: the for- duction values may at first seem jarring, even the Blues purists among us will find Nils Lofgren knows he’s one of the mer because the sheer beauty of the song repeated listens of the ten tracks reveal plenty within to remind us that the music luckiest guys in music. Certainly he’s shines through and the latter by contrast- the wisdom – while not wholly successful is no less vital now than it was then. **** paid his dues (and heaven knows he’s ing Young’s own elegiac bombast with – of the album’s intent: the building of a got talent to spare) but between lengthy subtle chord structure and economy. Pur-

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 15 RAPID RIVER ARTS holiday 2008

Holidays with the Guild by April Nance

elebrate the Sunday, December 14 wondrous Free musical perfor- winter season mance, WNC Dulcimer at the Blue Group, 2:30 to 5 p.m. C Ridge Parkway’s Folk Art Center. The Sunday, December 21 Southern Highland Craft Free musical perfor- Guild schedule includes mance, Voices in the a special sale, free musical Laurel and the Blue entertainment and hands- Orchestra Holiday Con- on craft workshops for cert, 3 p.m. children. The Southern Highland Children will be Craft Guild is a non-profit, encouraged to make educational organization holiday ornaments and established in 1930 to bring decorations using a variety together the crafts and of materials. Shop at Al- craftspeople of the Southern lanstand Craft Shop and Highlands for the benefit of shared resources, education, enjoy the ongoing exhibi- marketing and conservation. tions and demonstrations. The Center is festively Tracy Hildebrand and her The Southern Highland decorated for the season daughter, Emily Stokes, work Craft Guild is authorized to with Christmas trees, together on a craft project at a provide services at the Blue swags and all the trim- recent Folk Art Center event. Ridge Parkway’s Folk Art Center under the authority mings. There is no admis- Photo by Stewart Stokes. of a cooperative agreement sion charge and plenty of with the National Park free parking. Service, Department of the Interior. Saturday, December 6 Guild Artists’ Holiday Seconds Sale, 10 If a.m. to 4 p.m. There is limited seating for You all musical performances. For o: more information, call (828) Sunday, December 7 G Free musical performance, Chapin High 298-7928 or visit www.craft- School Chorus, 2 to 4 p.m. guild.org. The Folk Art Center is located at Milepost 382 on the Blue Ridge Handmade Holiday, hands-on craft dem- Parkway, just north of the Hwy 70 entrance onstrations for children, 1 to 4 p.m. in east Asheville.

The Swannanoa Valley Fine Arts League Christmas Gala & Auction

he Swannanoa Valley Fine wine and music followed by the auc- Arts League “Christmas Gala tion, desert and coffee. & Auction Event” will take Tickets are $10 and can be pur- place on December 6 with chased by cash or check only, at the T festivities beginning at 7 p.m. door, or in advance, at the Black There will be wine, food and Mountain Chamber of Commerce. entertainment, an auction of quality Your ticket includes a chance to win fine art and other items of value. The door prizes. You must be present to event is open to the general public and win. Proceeds go to provide scholar- should be a fun filled evening. ships and continued art education. The new White Horse Black Mountain in the heart of Black Moun- tain at the intersection of Montreat road If Swannanoa Valley Fine and State Street, will host the event. You Arts League Christmas Gala Go: & Auction. December 6, Gala Art Auction & Raffle beginning at 7 p.m. Open An original painting by Deborah to the public. $10 admission. Squire will be raffled during the fes- At the White Horse Black Mountain, 105C tivities. There will be hors d’oeuvres, Montreat Rd., Black Mountain, NC.

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Special Holiday Workshop Series at the Black Mountain Center for the Arts Pottery Studio

s the holiday season approaches, by Rita Vermillion perhaps you’d like to create your very own handmade holiday Tuesdays from 6-8 p.m. and two Satur- gifts, ornaments, and keepsakes days from 10 a.m. to noon in December. A – maybe a nativity set to add to The classes are Tuesdays, December 2 your sister’s collection, or a set of orna- and 9 (6 to 8 p.m.) and Saturdays, De- ments for all your grandchildren, or a cember 6 and 13 (10 a.m. to noon). piece that can be used year-round. As cold weather approaches, the op- Families, beginners, and experienced tions for out-of-doors parties for birth- artists can participate in a special holiday days, showers, and other group activities workshop at the Black Mountain Center diminish. Perhaps it is time to think of for the Arts Pottery Studio, located in the hosting a “Paint-Your-Own Pottery” old City Garage behind the Center at 225 party. W. State Street in Black Mountain. The resident potters of the Center’s Pottery Studio will make hand thrown pieces for you to decorate and glaze. Think of a Sweet 16 party where all the guests decorate their own mug as a party favor. Or a bridal shower where guests make a salad set for the wedding couple. With advance notice, the potters make the pieces ready for the guests to decorate; the pieces are then fired by the Center, and you are notified when to pick them up. Prices per piece range from $15 to $50, depending on size and complexity. Parties are sched- uled by appointment. If u Cost for an Adult is $80. For Yo an Adult and child (13 and When you sign up for the December Go: under) together is $120 for session, your one-of-a-kind pots will be both. Clay and glaze materi- ready for the holiday season. Taught by als and firing are included in the cost. AJ Reisman, resident potter at the Pottery To register: (828) 669-0930 or 225 W. State Studio, the session will consist of two Street in the office.

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 17 RAPID RIVER ARTS holiday 2008 A Great Gift Idea From Fast Frame

his summer I made my yearly visit to my old home town in Scotland. This year was extra spe- T cial, as our family was together celebrating our Dad’s 90th birthday. A second world war veteran, and still going “The Old Course, St. Andrews, Scotland” strong as ever, he never ceases prints available at FASTFRAME. to amaze us. So often people come into our store and hearing my Scottish accent, The prints are available in our store, tell me their personal experience of being framed or unframed. They make the in Scotland. All too often they have made perfect gift for the discriminating man (or a trip to St. Andrews and can’t say enough woman) in your life. about their experience. So this year was my year to take a few days away from the birthday celebrations and go visit “The Old Course.” What a wonderful experi- Fast Frame ence, charming and friendly, with amaz- 900 Henderson Road ing history, and the architecture of the Forest Center North buildings just breathtaking. (828) 274-5176 I couldn’t resist purchasing some www.fastframeasheville.com wonderful prints of the “Old Course.”

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n December by April Nance 6 the Folk Art Center the Southern High- will host lands for the benefit O the South- of shared resources, ern Highland Craft education, marketing Guild’s annual Guild and conservation. Artists’ Holiday Sec- While at the Folk onds Sale from 10 to Art Center visi- 4 p.m. Craftspeople tors can be inspired will be on hand in the by three galleries center’s auditorium showcasing the work to sell select work 10- of current Guild 50% off retail. members and col- This is an excel- lections from the lent opportunity for Guild’s history. They the artist to liquidate can also shop at Al- overstocks and 2008 lanstand Craft Shop, items, try out new the nation’s oldest techniques, and sell craft gallery, where studio seconds. For Wall hanging by Betsy Morrill. they will find gifts for the customer, the sale Photo by Tim Barnwell. everyone on their list. means great deals for holiday shopping and a chance to connect If with the craftsperson. u The Folk Art Center is It also provides an exciting, festive Yo located at Milepost 382 on alternative to mall and big box import Go: the Blue Ridge Parkway, just shopping. Buying from Guild artists sup- north of the Hwy 70 entrance ports the local economy and promotes the in east Asheville, NC. For more infor- mission of the Guild, which is bringing mation, call (828) 298-7928 or visit www. together the crafts and craftspeople of craftguild.org.

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his holiday sea- by Ashley Van Matre Biltmore Coffee Traders son, help support a worthy cause f you’re looking for the perfect gift by Beth Gossett by shopping at and Duke Children’s for friends, co-workers or rela- TGrovewood Gallery from Hospital and Health tives, you can find a variety of very December 5 through Center in Durham to special gift boxes at Biltmore Cof- #1 The Office Helper: Your choice of December 7. create successful pediat- I fee Traders located at 518 Hender- freshly roasted pound of coffee. A portion of all sales ric clinic art programs, sonville Road. $14.95 plus shipping (if needed). on these days will go to patient and family art #2 The Perfect Gift: A roasted pound benefit Arts For Life, a support groups, and of coffee and a bottle of flavor syrup. nonprofit organization inpatient art programs. $29.95 plus shipping (if needed). dedicated to improving AFL’s staff mem- the lives and healthcare bers are artists and #3 Coffee, Coffee, Coffee: Your choice of experiences of children teachers who believe three 10oz foil valve bags of coffee and and adolescents battling the arts are key to a bottle of flavor syrup. $49.95 plus cancer and other serious creating and maintain- shipping (if needed). illnesses. ing vibrant and healthy #4 The Connoisseur: Three different Take an additional At Arts for Life young patients communities. Arts For varieties of coffee. Your choice of three 10% off on already create drawings, sculptures Life staff, interns, and 10oz bags of freshly roasted coffee. marked down items such and paintings while they volunteers teach the $29.95 plus shipping (if needed). receive medical treatments. as handmade scarves, arts to patients for over #5 Coffee Squared: Double the cof- jewelry, pottery, glass, 250 hours each week. fee pleasure with your choice of two and much more. Customers who make Teachers work with more than 2,000 pounds of freshly roasted coffee. a purchase will also receive a 10% off patients annually, and see many of those $29.95 plus shipping (if needed). coupon towards lunch or dinner at the children on a weekly basis. AFL’s visual Grovewood Café, located right next door arts, creative writing, and music programs Coffee choices: Sumatran, Celebs Colossi, to the gallery. decrease patient stress and anxiety, keep Organic Nicaraguan, Moka Java At Arts For Life, young patients cre- patients active and engaged, and help ate drawings, sculptures and paintings families cope with the realities of illness. Syrup choices: Caramel, Hazelnut or while they receive lengthy, repetitive, and Vanilla. often times painful medical treatments. Jennifer Hemmelgarn holds a gift Box colors: Green, Light Red or Black. The children learn about watercolor and If For more information on box from Biltmore Coffee Traders acrylic painting, rendering holiday images You Arts for Life, or to make a containing a Catalytic Burner with that warm the heart. Go: donation visit www.aflnc. two fuel blends, and two locally- Biltmore Coffee Traders Arts For Life (AFL) has partnered org/. For more information made soaps $39.95. 518 Hendersonville Road with Brenner Children’s Hospital in Win- on this event or Grovewood ston-Salem, Mission Hospital in Ashe- Gallery, call (828) 253-7651 or visit www. (828) 277-9227 Gift boxes are available until Decem- ville, Presbyterian Hospital in Charlotte, grovewood.com. ber 24 and can be substituted with teas Hours: or aromatherapy products (prices vary). Mon-Fri 8-5 p.m.; Sat 9-5 p.m. Call Bridgett Putt-Bounds at (828) Closed on Sundays 277-9227 for details. www.biltmorecoffee.com Brevard College Presents Annual Holiday Lessons and Carols It’s time again for Brevard College’s perform and feature guest organist Kyle 11th Annual Holiday Concert, Lessons Ritter from All Soul’s Episcopal Church and Carols. This year’s concert will of Asheville. feature new and favorite seasonal carols, This free event takes place on including those from Austria, Wales, Saturday, December 6, 7:30 p.m. at the Germany, and France. Paul Porter Center for Performing Arts. The Brevard College Concert The community is warmly invited to Choir and Chamber Chorale will attend. For more information, contact Michael Porter at (828) 884-8139.

Brevard College Concert Choir and Chamber Chorale conducted by C. Michael Porter, Director of Choral Activities.

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 19 20 December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 RAPID RIVER ARTS Asheville Shops The Wine Guy Un-Corks a Sparkling New Future by Pam J. Hecht

ou don’t have to be a connoisseur to find a good bottle of wine. You don’t even have to spend a fortune. But you do need to know Y where to go. Peek inside The Wine Guy and you’ll find it’s not such an intimidating place for the novice wine drinker. What’s different about this wine store is that the wines are divided into styles, like “fruity” or “robust,” rather than by region or grape variety, and all you need to know is what types of flavors appeal to you. “The descriptions for each section of wines are in terms everyone can understand,” says south store manager Steve Nelson. “We can ask you just a few Erik Peterson and Muriel Edens will questions about your flavor preferences help you find the perfect wine gift this and quickly help you pick out a bottle Holiday season. you’ll enjoy.” Known for nine years as one of the best, and most innovative, wine shops in in unique wines $20 and under that are an Western North Carolina, The Wine Guy, exceptionally good value for the money, with two Asheville locations, specializes says Nelson. A smaller “cellar” section features rare, ageworthy and pricier wines. Two New Additions The Wine Guy Nelson, along with store owner Dorsey Fenner Campbell, have recently Tasting Events expanded their services to include com- prehensive event planning. Samantha December 3, 7 p.m. Nelson, a seasoned event planner with Syrah/Shiraz Comparison Tasting at more than 15 years of experience, has The Wine Guy North. $20/person. joined the staff to coordinate both private Light hors d’oeuvres, sample three and corporate events and to serve as the wines of similar variety from differ- company’s marketing director. ent parts of the world. Reservations And in keeping with their quest to required, call (828) 254-6500. demystify the world of wine, Nelson and Campbell, who manages the north store, December 10, 7 p.m. hold informal reception-style tastings in Bubbly Tasting at The Wine Guy the south store and more formal, sit- North, $25/person. Light hors down tastings at their north location. The d’oeuvres, sample 10 sparkling wines pair recently added an additional tasting from around the world to find the right one for your own holiday room at the south store and tastings will festivities. Reservations required, call begin there in January. (828) 254-6500. Educational as well as social, the store’s evening tastings are “semi-blind” December 17, 7 p.m. – participants are given the wine list with Cucina 24 Wine Dinner, $70/person prices and hints about the taste of each. (inclusive of tax and tip). Enjoy an Next, nine unidentified wines are poured Italian feast paired with several Ital- from paper bags, three at a time. The ian wines and learn about the wine secrecy “eliminates any preconceptions” served. Reservations required, call about the wines. Cucina 24 at (828) 254-6170. “We discuss differences between the wines along with personal preferences,” The Wine Guy North says Nelson. “And whoever guesses all the 555 Merrimon Ave. wines correctly, gets a Wine Guy t-shirt – it’s a fun way to learn.” (828) 254-6500 “Wine is so subjective – one person The Wine Guy South tastes coffee, another chocolate, another raspberry – it’s a sensory thing,” says 1200 Hendersonville Rd. (828) 277-1120 ‘The Wiine Guy’ continued on pg. 34

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 21 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE BOOKS Big Fat Juicy Books

The Perfect Gift by H. Byron Ballard

s the economy totters around in Marent is a Swiss-born photographer December 2008 too-high heels, retailers and the and naturalist. You can read more about mainstream media are already him and see more of his photos at www. Saturday, December 6, 2 p.m. fretting about the December thomasmarent.com MariJo Moore will sign copies of “When the sales numbers. As your personal As a once-and-future beekeeper, I am Dead Dream,” a novel about the entwined Abudget tightens and you begin thinking of fascinated by the workings of insect colo- destinies of a group of people from Crockett County, Tennessee, during the first those you love and the gift (or gifts) you nies and “The Superorganism” by Bert half of the Twentieth Century. hope to shower upon them, let me sug- Hölldobler goes into this complicated and gest a gift that lasts. eerie world. Hölldobler won the Pulitzer Saturday, December 13, 10 a.m. You don’t have to worry about size or for “The Ants” in the early 1990’s. Ron Rash reads from his book “Serena.” color or whether or not it was processed The year is 1929, and newlyweds George in the same facility as peanuts. It’s easy For Those with Exquisite Taste and Serena Pemberton travel from Boston to wrap and there’s a perfect choice for Someone with exquisite taste and a to the North Carolina mountains where they everyone on your list. And if you frequent good eye will love “A Passion for Blue plan to create a timber empire. a local independent bookstore, you can and White” by Carolyne Roehm. From avail yourself of years of experience when Weeping Willow to Flow Blue, this is a Saturday, December 13, 11:30 a.m. trying to make your decision. dazzling feast for the eyes, as well as an Christmas Presence May I suggest books for everyone on interesting history. Join us for a booksigning with Celia H. your list? Miles and Nancy Dillingham, the editors There are cloth books for babies and Fabulous Cookbooks of “Christmas Presence,” a new anthology There are a million fabulous cook- of writings by 45 western North Carolina plastic books for their baths. Books to women writers. help them through puberty or Mad Libs books in the world and everyone has her to keep them occupied on long trips. or his favorites. Here are two new ones Saturday, December 13, 2 p.m. There are how-to make-some-art books that I am putting on my personal list to Local mystery writer, Vicki Lane, signs or books and CDs to help you learn a for- Santa. Both are by Philadelphia-based copies of her popular Appalachian mysteries. eign language. There’s history and fiction chef Aliza Green and they are beautiful, and self-help, poetry and philosophy (as if clear and pioneering, if that can be said in Sunday, January 11, 2009 3 p.m. poetry is not philosophy). the world of food.: Women Respond to War But the best to give, to my way of “Starting With Ingredients: The Award-winning author MariJo Moore asked thinking, are the big fat “coffee table” Quintessential Recipes for the Way We women from around the world to consider books. And I don’t even have a cof- Really Cook” and “Starting with Ingredi- the devastating nature of conflict--inner fee table. Here are some of my current ents: Baking” If you are a foodie or simply wars, outer wars, public battes, and favorites. All are richly illustrated and will love to cook, get them for yourself or put personal losses. Their answers, in the fom make beautiful and appreciated gifts. them on your list. of poignant poetry and essays, examine war in all its permutations, beginning in 60 CE For the Comedian in Your Life For the History Buff and continuing into the 21st century, from Two histories have to be mentioned Ireland to Iraq and everywhere in between. For anyone who grew up with Mad here. “Thomas Jefferson: Architect: The Byron Ballard is a bookseller, organic Magazine in the gardener and a beekeeper. Her writings Thursday, January 15, 7 p.m. house, this boxed Interactive Portfolio” by Chuck Wills is full of photos, maps and other ephemera. have appeared in local and national print Sweet Potato Queen collection is both and electronic media. She blogs for the Bestselling humorist Jill Conner Browne a stroll down He really was a fascinating and brilliant Asheville Citizen-Times as “the Village has written a hilarious life maintenance memory lane and man. As was the subject of “Lincoln Shot Witch”. Byron lives on an urban farmstead program to help women navigate society’s a reminder of the - A President’s Life Remembered” which in Asheville’s historic West End with her obsession with nips, tucks, carbs, and sharp, zany wit of is a large (even for coffee table books) husband Joe and daughter Kate. clothes – a comic relief for a culture some of that early retro-looking book compiled and created addicted to finding the Fountain of Youth. artwork. Check by the staff of the National News. out “Completely This is technically a young person’s 55 Haywood St. Mad Don Martin.” book but is such a wonderful assortment of information that we shouldn’t limit 828-254-6734 • 800-441-9829 For the Dirt Worshipper its market. You have to see this one in Hours: Mon-Thurs, 8am-9pm person. It is simply amazing. Holiday Reading Fri & Sat, 8am-10pm; Sun, 8am-7pm The tree hugging, dirt worshipper you married will begin planning long This is the tip of the literary iceberg Saturday, December 13, 7 p.m. hikes when she receives “Trees and and you’ll have to visit a good store to see Scott Osondu continues his annual Forests of America” by Tim Palmer. the wealth of books available for those you tradition of reading holiday stories When so much forest has been lost, we love. May I suggest adding virtue to the for children of all ages. Mountain sometimes forget what rich places have necessity we sometimes feel at this time of dulcimer music will be provided by miraculously escaped. year? Buy local and take time out of your Balsam Gap Dulcimer. Cookies and busy life to enjoy that new book smell. hot chocolate will be available. Get For the Naturalist out of the cold and into the spirit! The bright plumage photographed Byron Ballard, Asheville’s Village Witch Osondu Booksellers, 184 North for the dust jacket of Thomas Marent’s http://blogs.citizen-times.com/blogs/ “Rainforest” is evocative and beautiful. index.php?blog=18 Main Street, in Waynesville, NC.

22 December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE Poetry

It Just So Happens I Have Grown Tired of Words Resourceful Mindfulness an hour or two and then thought it was ironic It Just So Happens I Have hiccup into a new poem. that it is possible to start Grown Tired of Words I haven’t written a new poetry a fire with ice and I like Lost in the wilderness poem in several months irony. In fact I ironed a Sometimes the journey is so tough particularly the ones now and I am missing A sacred fury... linen shirt in August.” the feeling of exhilaration an uncommon madness... I don’t know I know. “I was not con- in the dead of winter when this happens. we just want something Traveling, of late, low and deep I don’t believe in vinced that it was a real to the infinity which floats writers’ block – I believe thing so I went to a wil- you can start a fire by within my soul on a bevy of in incubation. I am not derness survival site and tender to embrace sad white birds blocked. I am busy. I am read a long description of how it’s done with using nothing but a slice of ice conjecturing? spinning? ...no. awaiting fruition of all a scattering of birds... at other times the that I have gathered in photos of a guy start- compounding? swirling? …no. ing a fire with a piece directions soften exemplifying? skipping? …no. the past few months: time by MariJo Moore of ice.” if you hold it over dry leaves conjugating? faltering? …no. with my grandchildren, until we need to hold objectifying? flying? …no. a disappointing literary “I have enough something hard I don’t know! rejection, building a new mediation and trouble starting a fire with (this word consultation business, spending time I deleted for posterity’s sake) but any- focusing the rays of the sun It just so happens with old friends, visiting with my sister way I wanted to write about that so to help us concentrate I have grown tired of words. and her two children, political craziness, I came up with the rest of the poem economic woes, and emails warning that through the frozen lens Do I need new phrases? about the journey and what not so the world is coming to an end in 2012. like light blazing through new sounds? new meanings? that I would have an excuse to write After my fall snow falling walk, I a magnifying glass. old languages? about fire-making with ice.” check my email for something enlighten- Of what are these sad white birds ing. And there it is: my dear friend and Laughing, I am reminded that words Tom Kerr © 2008 - this infinitesimal bevy of prolific writer, Tom Kerr sent me a poem are always around me, hiding, peeking sad white birds (to the right) he just constructed. through old memories, awakening my This is beautiful! Enlightening! We visceral dreams, coming from unsuspect- Happy Holidays to all and - of what are these birds constructed? ing as well as suspecting sources. And yes, all need help and reassurance! I am grow- don’t forget to say and share Destinies … ing not so tired of words now! Therefore at times, I do grow tired of words, but It just so happens I asked Tom for a bit of information words — especially those depicting irony words of thankfulness! I have grown tired of words on how this poem came about and he and humor and madness and love and answered: sorrow and surprises and life in western but words… words… words… North Carolina — never grow tired of “I just wrote about 20 poems us- MariJo Moore is the author of a dozen have never grown tired of me. me. So, I’ll add a few more logs to the books including three books of poetry: ing scraps of old notes and poem at- dying fire in my fireplace, get to work on tempts going back 15 years and most Spirit Voices of Bones, Confessions of a what I have to do, and await a new poem Madwoman (now available on CD), and the MariJo Moore © 2005 of them were observations of nature from Confessions of a Madwoman that will no doubt come when I least forthcoming Poets Inhale The Darkness or natural phenomena and I think I expect it. Artists Breathe. www.marijomoore.com wrote this one because I have always

wrote the above poem in December of 2004. This morning (October 28, 2008) it came to my mind as I thought about writing a new poem. I But about what? There are demands on my time: a manuscript to be edited, and an anthology to be put together. Book signings approaching for my new novel, and a new business to be marketed. Not to mention my business presentation/lecture/workshop engage- ments in North Carolina, Maryland, Holiday Reading Michigan, and California. How can I be creative when there is so much to be Saturday, December 13, 7 p.m. done? How can I possibly have the time Scott Osondu continues his annual or energy to create a new poem when life tradition of reading holiday stories is so pressing? for children of all ages. Mountain I reread the above poem. Yes, I am dulcimer music will be provided by a bit tired of words this morning. I need Balsam Gap Dulcimer. Cookies and some refreshing break. Perhaps a walk hot chocolate will be available. Get in the fall snow that is falling outside my out of the cold and into the spirit! cabin. Maybe a flake will hit my mouth $25 For All 3 Books! just right and a new idea will crawl onto (Includes autograph and S&H) Osondu Booksellers, 184 North my tongue and make its way down into Main Street, in Waynesville, NC. To order call Jaileen at (828) 488-8216. my belly and stay there – incubated for Books may be picked up at Malaprops.

Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 23 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE Noteworthy

Jam on into the New Year with When The Dead Dream

Flat Rock’s by MariJo Moore – the sequel to by James Cassara Donna the Buffalo “The Diamond Doorknob” Newest t’s hard to imagine that the en- “I cannot believe semble cryptically named Donna anyone with any Restaurant the Buffalo has reached the twenty degree of perception year mark – after all they spent can read this book Imore than half that time without and not be changed a recording contract and were virtually by it. Changed, unknown beyond their home region of certainly, in the way Ithaca, New York – yet here they are, they see people who sounding as fresh and energized as ever. are different, but Silver Lined, their seventh album also in relation to all released this summer on Sugar Hill that is around them, Records, builds on the band’s signature to time, life and the sound of traditional mountain music universe, and ultimately how they view The Back Room is now serv- infused with elements of Cajun, rock, Kathy Zeigler, Tom Gilbert, Tara themselves.” ing a full menu starting at 5 p.m., folk, reggae and country. Throughout Nevins, Jeb Puryear, Bill Renyolds. ~ Doris Seale, author of “Blood Salt, Tuesday through Saturday, featuring the album’s dozen tracks the undulating Photo by Jordy Risk. Ghost Dance,” coeditor/author of fresh local ingredients. rhythms are accented by the twin vocals, “Through Indian Eyes, A Broken Flute,” Select any wine from the Flat of founding members Tara Nevins and Eve? Wrapping up 2008 in grand fashion, and cofounder of Oyate Rock Wine Shoppe’s extensive Jeb Puryear, backed by a band whose re- the band will play successive nights at collection to enjoy with your meal. lentless touring schedule has only made The Orange Peel, sending out one year “When the Dead Dream is a com- Never pay restaurant prices again! them better with age. and welcoming another in high fashion. pelling, richly populated novel. Many The Back Room serves soups, Donna the Buffalo represents one Two decades may have gone by in a characters come convincingly to life, form- salads, sandwiches, pasta, seafood, of most respected ‘brands’ in the world flash, but for Donna the Buffalo it’s been ing Cloud Smoker’s Cherokee and white steak, and homemade desserts. We of touring roots acts. The band has put one terrific ride. Long may they roam. communities, through which she journeys, also provide a late night menu for countless miles on their vintage bio For more information on Donna precariously managing her gift of sight. snacking during our live musical diesel bus playing the country’s most the Buffalo’s new effort as well as their MariJo Moore’s sequel to The Diamond performances. prestigious festivals and clubs, sharing a impressive history, check their full- Doorknob anticipates a healing-through- Please call (828) 697-6828 for stage with the likes of Los Lobos, 10,000 length bio at www.sugarhill- writing – and is as reassuringly rooted as more information. Check out our Maniacs, and Wilco. Their fervent fan records.com/publicity. that novel was painfully searching.” menu at www.flatrockwineshoppe. base, nicknamed The Herd, follows the If ~ Rob Neufeld, author of com/food.html band with zeal and has created a unique You Donna the Buffalo at The “A Popular History of Western North The Back Room is located and supportive community online and Go: Orange Peel in downtown Carolina” and book reviewer for the behind The Flat Rock Wine Shoppe at shows across the nation. Asheville. Tuesday, De- Asheville Citizen-Times next to The Flat Rock Cinema in But it isn’t just the festival setting in cember 30, and Wednesday, The Singleton Centre, just down the which the band thrives. Given the right December 31. “One of the deep pleasures of reading street from The Flat Rock Play- hall, a wide open dance floor, and enthu- Both shows begin at 9 p.m. Ticket prices: is giving oneself over to a gifted storyteller house. siastic crowd the band can groove with December 30, $20 advance, $25 door; for the duration of the trip. MariJo Moore the best of them. And what better time December 31, $30 advance, $35 door. eases our transition into her several is there to party down than New Year’s Visit www.theorangepeel.net worlds and then holds us there, willing us to travel roads that are winding, difficult ® and revelatory. When the Dead Dream Rapid River may be her masterwork – a sinuous and ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE ‘Rings’ continued from pg. 6 larger ring to serve as both the engage- stony path where we encounter monsters th ment and wedding ring. Also quite often as well as jewels. It is not for the faint- Annual the request is for an engagement ring on loved ones. Usually men’s rings were hearted and not to be missed.” the right hand and the wedding ring on 12 Poetry Contest very simple bands but a few decades ~ H. Byron Ballard, author of “Back to the the left hand, allowing both rings to be later it became popular to have their Garden” and “Earth Works” Any unpublished poem separate works of art. rings match their bride’s ring. Blue’s annual winter wedding 35 lines or less is wanted! Today wedding and engagement If and engagement ring show continues MariJo Moore will be sign- rings can be just about any size, shape You through December 10, 2008. Lynn and ing copies of her new book 5 Winners – Prizes Include: and description. The more they reflect Go: Susan will be displaying their newest at Malaprops on Saturday, the couple’s personalities the more Tickets to the Opera; Mellow designs along with a large selection of December 6 from 2 to 4 p.m. meaning they evoke for the bride and the natural handcut Australian dia- You can also order from www.marijo- Mushroom Gift Certificates; groom. This idea of making each ring monds they have exclusively used for moore.com. For more information call (828) and books from Malaprops. very personal is carried out on a daily the past 20 years. 665-7630 or visit www.marijomoore.com. basis by two local goldsmiths, Lynn Deadline December 12th. Winning Daniel and Susan West in their gallery poems will be printed in the February in Biltmore Village they named blue. When the Dead Dream These two artists make wedding blue 2009 issue. Fee: $5 for five poems. Paperback, 168 pages. For more info call (828) 258-3752. and engagement rings without the use 1 Swan Street in Biltmore Village of replicating molds, so that every piece ISBN 978-0-9767581-5-0 Send poems to: is a true one of a kind piece. According Monday thru Saturday 10:30 a.m. $20 from rENEGADE pLANETS to 6 p.m. and Sunday 1-5 p.m. Rapid River Poetry Contest, to Lynn, they rarely make the traditional pUBLISHING, PO Box 2493, 85 N. Main St., Canton, NC 28716 two ring sets and instead make one www.bluegoldsmiths.com Candler, NC 28715

24 December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 Reel Take Reviewers: For the latest reviews, Chip Kaufmann is a film historian who theater info and also shares his love of classical music as , visit a program host on WCQS-FM radio. movie show times www.rapidrivermagazine.com Michelle Keenan is a long time student of film, a believer in the magic of movies and a fundraiser for public radio. ∑∑∑∑∑ - Fantastic Sierra Bicking, our Teen Reviewer, ∑∑∑∑ - Pretty darn good prefers movies that show teenagers as brilliant and brave. ∑∑∑ - Has some good points ∑∑ - The previews lied ∑ - Only if you must Questions/Comments? M- Forget entirely You can email Chip or Michelle at [email protected]

Changeling ∑∑∑∑ been locked up at The story involves the four main Quantum of Solace ∑∑∑∑ Short Take: The young mother around the same characters and their friends trying to get Short Take: Daniel Craig returns for a of a missing boy in the 1920’s time as Christine back to the Central Park Zoo from Mada- second installment as a now vengeful takes on the LAPD when she Collins. She too gascar (where they wound up in the first James Bond. had gotten in film). They only get as far as Africa where believes the child returned is Reel Take: not her son. someone’s way. Alex is reunited with his family. Each Though a product character has a storyline which is devel- What many Reel Take: Clint Eastwood of more than oped over the course of the movie before people don’t directed the true story of Chris- half a century of coming together in standard fashion dur- realize about tine Collins, the mother of a Quantum of Angelina Jolie as Christine institutionalism, if ing the finale. missing boy in the 1920s, who we snuck Han- Although Madagascar 2 is essen- Solace is that it battled the LAPD when they Collins in Clint Eastwood’s picks up mere “Changeling.” nah a lipstick or tially a kid’s movie, there are enough return a child to her that is not rouge, Hannah pop culture references (everything from hours after the her son. Collins was a single would tell us a bit West Side Story to Survivor) to keep point where working mother in Los Angeles. She of the story and then delight in playing adults interested and enough clever gags Casino Royale arrived home from work one day to find the piano for us. to keep them amused. The animation left off. His her son Walter gone. Changeling is a beautiful character is the now standard computer gener- love died and After several months, the LAPD tells and case study. The acting is fine, but for ated imagery made popular by the Shrek betrayed him her Walter has been found in Illinois. a jam-packed melodrama the pacing is franchise. It looks good but it also looks in the last few When they take her to meet him at the interminably slow in parts. This seems too much the same. The filmmakers minutes of the train station, she knows immediately that deliberate on Eastwood’s part and his at least make fun of this technique in a movie. So if you think our man Bond is the boy standing before her is not her score reflects it as well. Unfortunately it scene involving hundreds of zebras. I’m going to be in a good mood, think again. son. In need of some positive press, Chief caused me to disconnect with the movie. sure that it would be more impressive in Even for Bond, James Bond, it’s going to Davis (Colm Feore) and Captain Jones On the other hand, I did remember a the IMAX format for which the movie take a day or two to move on. (Jeffrey Donovan) goad her into submis- forgotten lady and for that I’m grateful. was designed. The other thing that’s important sion. They pose for pictures and send the for viewers and uppity reviewers alike to mother and child home. Rated R for disturbing content and remember is that with the introduction of Once there she discovers physical language. Daniel Craig as Bond, they are retooling proof that the boy is not her child. When Review by Michelle Keenan the franchise from the beginning. We’re Collins confronts the detective about seeing how James Bond really becomes the misunderstanding, he shuts her out. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa the James Bond 007 we all know and When she pursues her case with the help ∑∑∑1/2 love. And befitting of the 21st century of the Rev. Gustav Briegleb (John Mal- Short Take: Sequel to the 2005 hit is (not 1961), it’s not the Bond of a misogy- kovich), it gets ugly. The police will stop quite entertaining if nothing really nistic, cold war era. And, at least in this at nothing to shut her up, even locking special. chapter, cell phones and computer tech- her up in an insane asylum. Meanwhile a nology serve as the necessary gadgetry. Detective Ybarra (Michael Kelly) happens Reel Take: After sitting through two Quantum starts out with the car onto a juvenile case that leads to the dis- heavy dramas (The Caller, Rachel’s Get- chase from hell. It’s also the only time we covery of a serial killer who has butchered ting Married) and an above average pop see an Aston Martin in this one and dear culture comedy (Zach & Miri Make A The animated stars of Dreamworks’ a couple dozen young boys, Walter Col- “Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa.” me it does take a beating. While trying lins perhaps one of them. The two stories Porno), I was ready to cleanse the palette to find out more about the organization combined to pit Collins as the unlikely and Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa was just that Vesper was connected to, Bond and what I was looking for. In the long run Madagascar 2 is figurehead of a battle against corruption nothing special but it is a pleasant enough M (Judi Dench) are betrayed by one of in the LAPD. Following up on the success of the their own agents. As Bond follows the first Madagascar (2005), Madagascar 2 is a way to kill an hour and a half even if you While the murders were disturbing, don’t have children to take to see it. Just trail we meet Dominic Greene (Mathieu it was the depths of corruption and the perfectly acceptable sequel which accord- Amalric), a powerful businessman posing ing to some reviewers is better than the sit back and enjoy the star voices, the pop locking up or killing of anyone who got culture references, and the well worn as an environmentalist but who’s actually in the LAPD’s way that is truly dismaying original (which I didn’t see). All the main depriving Bolivia of its water supply. He characters are back (Alex the Lion, Marty message that diversity and being yourself to a 2008 audience. The truth of the mat- are good things. may go down as the worst Bond villain ter is that such things did happen. When the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the ever. He’s creepy but that’s about it. I was in the Junior Red Cross when I Hippo) as well as the actors who voiced Rated PG for some crude humor. Daniel Craig and Judi Dench are was in high school, we visited the state them (Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Review by Chip Kaufmann powerhouses and they have great chem- Schwimmer, and Jada Pinkett Smith). hospital. There I met a woman who had ‘Movies’ continued on pg 26

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‘Movies’ continued from pg 25 if it were written to show that’s she’s a not particularly likeable. Criminal activity are a fan of Samuel L. Jackson and the late, serious actress (Brokeback Mountain al- replete with fumbles and totally unrelated great Bernie Mac. Jackson and Mac have istry. Bond’s sidekick in Quantum is ready did that) and she couldn’t convince conversation about someone’s mum, great chemistry together and they clearly Camille (Olga Kurylenko) and she too me otherwise. who’s gay and who you want to shag, is had a ball making this movie. Their song is out for vengeance. Interestingly, the Last and not least the movie and the just plain funny. and dance moves are not bad either. There relationship between Bond and Camille characters are basically upscale soap opera As Johnny says, “everyone wants to be is pervasive language used throughout the is more mentor/student than anything and I don’t like soap operas. I could care a RocknRolla … they want the whole lot,” film that may make some white people else. However, like Almaric, Kuyrlenko less about the characters which is not the however RocknRolla isn’t for everyone. squirm in their chair, but it’s in context doesn’t have much presence. On the fault of the actors, the screenwriter, or If you are a fan of Ritchie’s Lock, Stock and I didn’t find it offensive. other hand, the smaller part players did Jonathan Demme. It’s just me. and Two Smoking Barrells and Snatch, Isaac Hayes has a fun bit part in the very well. Gemma Arterton as Strawberry Like The Caller (see review in this is- or other scrappy Brit flicks such as Layer movie as well. Ironically Hayes and Mac Fields and Jeffrey Wright as Felix Leiter sue), this is a small, important film that at Cake, you will most certainly enjoy this died about a day apart from one another. were solid. Giancarlo Giannini, reprising least got a mainstream release thanks to its one. If you have a problem with thick ac- The end credits pay a nice tip of the hat to his Casino role as Mathis, is top drawer. director and star. I’m all for more stripped cents, foul language, ugliness or grittiness the comic and the real soul man. Quantum of Solace is an action down films like Rachel’s Getting Married, then skip it – you ain’t no RocknRolla. Rated R for pervasive language and sexual packed epilogue to its predecessor. I just personally didn’t care for this one. Rated R for pervasive language, violence, content. Though not nearly as good, it’s still worth- Rated R for language and sexuality. drug use and brief sex. Review by Michelle Keenan while. Thankfully Quantum ends on a Review by Chip Kaufmann Review by Michelle Keenan much better note for Bond than Casino. The Caller ∑∑∑∑ He’s moved passed Vesper and vengeance. ∑∑∑∑ Soul Men ∑∑∑ This puts him in good place for the next RocknRolla Short Take: This well acted character installment. James Bond will return. Short Take: The ex-Mr. Madonna is back Short Take: Two estranged has-been study is a throwback to the way in the saddle doing what he does best. soul singers are reunited for tribute to mainstream movies used to be made Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of vio- Reel Take: their former lead singer and hopefully a and should be made again. lence and action and some sexual content. If RocknRolla is any indica- comeback. tion of what Guy Ritchie is going to Review by Michelle Keenan produce in his post-Madonna life, then Reel Take: Louis Hinds (Samuel L. Amen sister! RocknRolla is the first in a Jackson) and Floyd Henderson (Bernie Rachel’s new triology from Ritchie and it’s what Mac) are the Real Deal in Soul Men. Getting Ritchie does best – a Brit crime flick with Unfortunately for them at the height of Married low lifes, a bit of grit and lots of laughs. their career in the mid 1970s, their lead ∑∑∑1/2 RocknRolla is a shell game of who’s singer Marcus Hooks (John Legend) left Short Take: outwitting whom. An English business- them to pursue a stellar solo career while Yet another man the Real Deal floundered and eventually dysfunctional (mob disappeared into obscurity. Anne Hathaway family drama boss), a Flash forward twenty some years, confronts her family with a fine Russian Henderson has been retired (by a swin- Frank Langella and Elliot Gould in in “Rachel’s Getting performance by business- dling little nephew) from his successful, the engrossing drama “The Caller” Married.” Anne Hathaway man sexy car wash franchise (yes, sexy girls a which was screened at this year’s and lots of (mob la Hooters wash your car) and put out to Asheville Film Festival. unnecessary camerawork. boss), a pasture with his new artificial hip. Hinds Reel Take: Take one part Woody sexy ac- is an ex-con turned mechanic who’s Reel Take: Whatever else gets said about Allen, one part Ingmar Bergman, add countant, barely keeping himself out of jail and the 2008 Asheville Film Festival, it prob- the quirkiness of Little Miss Sunshine, an alleg- barely keeping a roof over his head. ably had the strongest line-up of movies and then shoot the entire movie in the edly dead rock star, a corrupt politician When Hooks dies suddenly, the in its 6 year history. The Caller was one style of The Blair Witch Project and you and a gaggle of bumbling crooks all vying stunned world mourns and Hinds and of those films and it illustrates why we pretty much have Rachel’s Getting Mar- for the same money and a certain painting Henderson are called upon to perform need an AFF and what precisely is wrong ried in a nutshell. are a whole lot of fun to watch. A crooked at The Apollo Theatre in New York at with Hollywood today. Back in the 1970s This is one of those films that tests land deal grows more crooked with each a memorial for their former band mate. and 80s this film would have been given my mettle as a critic. Rachel is the latest fast paced, twist and turn of the story. This is a mainstream release. Not so today even offering from one of America’s most The cast is a brilliant ensemble with easier though it stars Frank Langella and Elliot talented filmmakers (Jonathan Demme Tom Wilkinson as Lenny Cole, the said than Gould and has an intriguing storyline. In – Jimmy Carter: Man From Plains) and English “businessman” and architect of done. fact it will probably go straight to DVD it features remarkable performances from the crooked land plan. Thandie Newton Once and that would be a crying shame. Anne Hathaway and an ensemble cast, yet is the cool and aloof accountant. Mark Hen- The Caller is the story of two men. for me it was torture to sit through. That Strong is Lenny’s right hand man Archie derson One is an oil company consultant who doesn’t make it a bad film, it’s just not my and Toby Kebbell is Lenny’s drug addled, convinc- develops a conscience while the other is cup of tea and I’ll tell you why. rock star step-son Johnny Quid. Gerard es Hinds a low rent detective with very few cases. The biggest problem I had is that the Butler, Idris Elba and Tom Hardy add the Bernie Mac and Samuel L. to do the The consultant hires the detective to fol- entire film is shot with a hand held cam- laughs as One Two, Mumbles and Hand- Jackson gettin’ down in tribute, low someone closely but doesn’t tell him era which gave me a headache but the rest some Bob respectively – part of Lenny “Soul Men.” the rest that he (the consultant) is the one being of the audience didn’t seem to mind. This and Archie’s underworld crew of crooks, of the followed. The more the detective observes gives the film the look and feel of a small cons and thieves. The rest of the cast is movie is road trip there and getting in the more he discovers including a long lost Indie feature or a reality TV show (take great too, and with names like Cookie shape to perform. Along the way redis- connection between the two men. your choice) but it didn’t work for me. and Fred the Head, what’s not to love. cover friendship and find family. This is old fashioned moviemaking As for Anne Hathaway, her perfor- What Ritchie does so well is blend Soul Men is nothing new, nothing at its best. Interesting characters, solid mance is terrific and miles away from her the ugliness of the world and humor. He revelatory and not a great movie by any performances, and an unobtrusive visual typical roles which is the point and also gives you a nugget of something to like stretch of the imagination, but it is an part of the problem. She plays the part as in almost every character even if they are enjoyable little joy ride, especially if you ‘Movies’ continued on next pg

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‘Movies’ continued from pg 26 style that lets the story unfold without any unnecessary visual tricks. It’s easy Your Reel Takes Guide to the Movies to follow without being simple minded by Michelle Keenan and that enhances the emotional payoff this Holiday Season that occurs at the end of the film. The AFF audience, in attendance for the screening at a mostly full Diana t’s December and you know what that critical acclaim from W.) as Dan White, Will Smith in the lead, Hollywood can do Wortham Theatre, were thoroughly means. The halls are decked, retail- the city-supervisor-turned assassin. whatever it wants. ers are selling us the true meaning of engrossed throughout and whenever (12/5) (12/19) a film can do that then it must have Christmas and Hollywood brings out Cadillac Records Revolutionary Road something extra. It isn’t a great movie Ithe big guns. Limited release. Limited release. but it’s a very good one and of a type After dry spells that made the likeable Reel Buzz: The story tells the rise Reel Buzz: Leonardo DiCaprio and that we need more of. Films that don’t but light Wall-E look a contender for Best and fall of Chess Records. Adrien Brody KateWinslet are together again for the cost a lot to make and that can dazzle Picture this year, suddenly the theatres will plays Leonard Chess the founder and first time since Titanic. Winslet’s real life us with brilliance rather than bewil- be overflowing with substantive movies. visionary who helped launch the careers husband Sam Mendes directs Kate and der us with special effects. Watch for Yes boys and girls it’s time for another of Etta James, Chuck Berry and others. Leo as a young suburban couple in the The Caller on DVD if it can ever get a Oscar Race and holiday blockbusters. Beyonce Knowles plays James and Mos 1950’s who long to escape their boring distributor to pick it up. Slum Dog Millionaire (11/12) Def plays Chuck Berry. lives. Maybe this time Leo is just King of Not Rated as it hasn’t been submitted This is one of those movies that is suburbia, but Revolutionary Road is get- to the MPAA. Limited release – should hit Asheville this month. going to be really great or will really tank. ting good buzz. Reel Buzz: Being hailed as the movie Still Def’s portrayal alone might be worth Review by Chip Kaufmann to beat this year, British director Danny the price of admission and let’s hope The Curious Case of Boyle (Trainspotting) takes an unusual a little of Ms. James’ soul rubs off on Benjamin Button (12/25) Zack & Miri Make a Porno creative direction with Slumdog Mil- Destiny’s most famous child. ∑∑∑∑ lionaire. UK indie meets Bollywood in Reel Buzz: This may well be the Short Take: A coarse and vulgar Pop the “Capraesque” tale of a poor Indian Frost / Nixon (12/25) most unique story of the year. Benjamin Button was born old and grows younger. Culture comedy that is a romantic teen who goes on the Hindi version of Reel Buzz: Oscar-winning director love story in disguise. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire in order This odd circumstance makes love and Ron Howard will be a contender yet again friendship challenging and heart breaking. Reel Take: Seth Rogen, fresh from to win the love of a girl. It sounds like this award season with Frost / Nixon. The it’s a great little film complete with heart This odd but curious offering features Pineapple Express, is appearing in an- story, adapted from the Tony-nominated Brad Pitt in the title role and reteams him other Pop Culture comedy this time di- and dignity. Unfortunately many people play by Peter Morgan (The Queen), tells probably won’t see it as it’s in limited with both Cate Blanchett and director rected by Kevin Smith (Clerks II). The of the drama and controversy surrounding David Fincher. results are what fans of both director release and has an Indian cast. the interview between BBC host David and star would expect but the uniniti- Frost and President Nixon and the revela- Australia (11/26) Need a breather after all that? ated are in for a surprise with both the tions of his role in the Watergate scandal. Fear not there’s plenty of lighter fare good and bad aspects that implies. Reel Buzz: It looks like a sweeping, The overlooked and underrated this season too. Among the action and epic, antipodean love-fest directed by Frank Langella plays the former president. adventure of Transporter 3 and The Day Baz Luhrmann (Moulin Rouge) featur- Perhaps this performance will finally give the Earth Stood Still are also some family ing the two prettiest people in Australia. him the recognition he deserves. friendly offerings: Nicole Kidman plays an English aristocrat (what a stretch) who inherits a ranch in Doubt (12/12) Four Christmases (11/26) Northern Australia. Hugh Jackman plays Limited release. her main ranch hand (figuratively and Vince Vaughn and Reese Wither- Reel Buzz: Doubt is another Tony- spoon star as couple who always avoid literally). Together they drive 2,000 head nominated play adapted for the silver of cattle through the outback. their divorced families at Christmastime, screen. Meryl Streep plays a nun and but don’t get so lucky this holiday season. Meanwhile the Japanese bomb the principal of a Catholic school in the Darwin, World War II breaks out, all hell Bronx. She grows suspicious of a priest Yes Man (12/17) breaks loose, and they fall in love. Adding (Philip Seymour Hoffman) who she to the hype, Luhrmann shot three differ- believes has crossed the line of propriety Reel Buzz: Jim Carrey stars as a man Elizabeth Banks and Seth Rogen ent endings and no one knows which one and decency with a young black boy. Ac- who decides to start saying yes to every- as roommates in “Zach and Miri made the final cut. Will it be as breathtak- cusations fly, doubt ensues and everyone’s thing for a year. Make a Porno.” ing as it looks? Probably not, but it’ll be lives are forever changed. Consider this worth a view. one a heavy, heavy-hitter. Marley & Me (12/25) On one level Zack & Miri is your Reel Buzz: Based on the book the typical no-holds-barred gross out Milk (11/26) Seven Pounds (12/19) about the world’s worst dog, Owen affair that passes for comedy today Limited release – should open in Asheville Wilson, Jennifer Anniston and a little Lab and I wish I could dismiss it as such. Reel Buzz: Will Smith, under the December 12 at the Fine Arts Theatre. will be sure win everyone’s heart and box However underneath all the rampant direction of his Pursuit Of Happyness Reel Buzz: We’re hearing huge things director, Gabriele Muccino, stars as a man office gold. sex and foul language, it’s a love story for director Gus Van Sant and Sean Penn and one that works because we come contemplating suicide after causing a car in this biopic of Harvey Milk (Penn) on accident which kills seven people. He Bedtime Stories (12/25) to care about the characters. In order his journey to become San Francisco’s for that to happen, two things are es- finds a reason to live and a way to atone Reel Buzz: A hotel handymen (Adam first openly gay elected official, his assas- when he meets and falls for a woman who Sandler) tells tall tales and bedtime stories sential, good writing and good acting sination, and the fallout afterwards. The and both are here. Good directing wants to help him (Rosario Dawson). to his niece and nephew and they some- supporting cast features James Franco as The previews look like this one may how start to magically come true. Milk’s lover and Josh Brolin (fresh off the ‘Movies’ continued on pg. 28 take itself just a bit too seriously but with

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‘Movies’ continued from pg 24 Twilight TEEN REVIEW by Sierra Bicking from Kevin Smith doesn’t hurt either. Seth Rogen is a likeable fellow in most of his films and there’s nothing new Twilight ∑∑∑∑∑ called Forks. There the entire time. I here in his portrayal of Zack. The real Twilight is based on she becomes fasci- went with a friend revelation is Elizabeth Banks as Miri who the popular four book nated by a classmate of mine who hadn’t shows her range as she gets to play a char- series by Stephanie Meyer named Edward read any of the books acter that’s a 180 from her turn as Laura which tells the tale of the (Robert Pattinson), but was able to fol- Bush in Oliver Stone’s W. The support- intense love between two who happens to be low the events in the ing cast including real life porn star Traci teenagers — one mortal a vampire. Don’t movie very well. Lords give the film the added depth it and one a vampire. worry though; he is Robert Pattin- needs to go beyond the surface sleaziness Having read the series a “vegetarian” and son did a fabulous of the material. last summer, I was really only eats, er, sucks, job as Edward (and Sierra Bicking is The story is fairly simple. Zack and the blood of animals. has officially been an arte aficionado jazzed about seeing the extraordinaire. Miri, two old friends from grade school movie. Would it be as good They fall in love and given the nickname now in their 20s, are sharing an apartment as the book, I wondered, somehow make it “Cedward” because out of necessity. When their utilities are and the special effects believable? work (a story in itself) until another he played Edward in Twilight and cut off, they need to come up with some Would Edward be the heart-throb that clan of vampires happen by. Unfor- Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet money quick. The solution?, use today’s he’s portrayed as in the book? At last tunately, these vampires are definitely of Fire). Casting the right actor to casual technology to make a porno film the movie opened and I and a zillion carnivores and they soon go after play Edward was critical, as all those and get it distributed. Along with some other teenagers went to see it. I wasn’t Bella. Will she survive? Will Edward teenaged girls were mainly there to see auditioned “actors”, Z & M agree to have disappointed. die trying to protect her? him. He not only pulled it off, he even sex for the first time for the sake of the Twilight retells the story in the I have to say that Twilight was put on a passable American accent. film’s tiny budget. Strictly business of first book about Bella Swan (Kristen quite impressive. It followed pretty Overall, I would say that Twilight course except it doesn’t turn out that way. Stewart), a displaced teenager who closely to the book and kept the audi- is juicy, and definitely a movie worth Can a man and a woman be friends with- moves to a dreary Washington town ence enthralled (and often laughing) sinking your teeth into. out sex and can they remain friends after sex? See it and find out. Rated R on appeal for graphic nudity, pervasive language, and crude sexual content. Review by Chip Kaufmann Chip Kaufmann’s Pick: Michelle Keenan’s Pick: “A Christmas Carol” December’s DVD Picks “It’s a Wonderful Life” Theatre Directory A Christmas professionals including David Warner, a little more than it has in recent years. Carol (1984) Edward Woodward and Susannah York. 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While there are plenty of corny moments and quot- Flat Rock Theatre (Flat Rock) My personal favorite which com- the last couple of years, but this year I’ll bines the best attributes of both of the be pulling it off the shelf, popping a big able/spoofable lines (“Zuzu’s Petals!” is Movieline (828) 697-2463 a favorite), there is also something very www.flatrockcinema.com above is the 1984 made for TV version ol’ batch of popcorn and gathering loved with George C. Scott (which was released ones ‘round. universal and lovely about it. The casting Four Seasons (Hendersonville) as a feature film in England). It was I made it my holiday pick for you is perfect. After you revisit it, or see it for Movieline (828) 693-8989 directed by Clive Donner (Alfred The this year because I thought this Frank the first time, you will never hear a bell Smoky Mountain Cinema (Waynesville) Great) and featured a solid cast of British Capra classic might resonate with folks ring the same way again. 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Fizz - White Wine for Winter by Michael Parker

e could not be more aware wines rather unfit the palate for it. The glass of sparkling wine from Burgundy. It of the weather we have, but usual mode is, as with other delicacies, is is two-thirds pinot noir, hence the body here come the newsletters to produce it after the appetite is some- brings to mind another agenda, from the and texture that makes this a good alter- and regional wine columns what palled, and I have often thought it mind of Graham Greene: “Champagne, native to real champagne. and drink articles that start particularly ungallant and ungracious, W if you are seeking the truth, is better Sant’ Evasio, Brachetto d’Acqui ($18) by telling us what the weather is doing where there are ladies, to keep it back till than a lie detector. It encourages a man This one is red! Red sparkling wine is these days and what, therefore, we should a late period of dinner, and such a practice to be expansive, even reckless, while lie not for everyone. Personally, I am not a be drinking. There is an irony in all this often presents an absurd contrast of cal- detectors are only a challenge to tell lies fan. But it sells, which means there are wine talk, and a boredom. culation and display. successfully.” plenty of people who do like it. It is best I understand why, in the realm of “According to my doctrines, the Saving money by serving fizz will to score a taste at a wine tasting or mooch the consumer, wine drinkers who have champagne should be placed upon the only work in these modern times if you off someone else’s open bottle before you their lives in completely different lines of table, so that all may take what they like, know how to shop. Your fizz will have spend the money. However, this particu- work say things like, “I prefer red wine till the presiding genius pronounces in his to be good if it’s going to be cheap, and lar Brachetto shows good structure. If you in winter,” but they don’t stop to think own mind that there has been enough, that’s why you need the guidance of local like red fizz, you will like this one. about a particular white, a white that must which is not difficult to a practiced eye. wine shop staff. Consider some of these: be served chilled, which they will Cremant de Alsace Brut NV ($13) be buying for others and drinking Willm, This is a nifty before-lunch or dinner in great quantity, over the next 31 sparkler for people who like lighter-styled December Events at rather cold days. “The champagne should be fizz, with a particularly appetizing whiff So much for the rules concern- placed upon the table, so that of pear. It’s actually kind of complex. the Weinhaus ing wine color and weather. all may take what they like…” Reservations are required. Call the It makes some sense that spar- ~ Edward Ricket No. 1 Family Estate, Cuvée Num- kling wine is not really thought of ber Eight, New Zealand NV ($25) This Weinhaus at (828) 254-6453. as white wine. It is a different ani- sparkling wine from the world’s new- mal, and can be a real beast. There est land is surprisingly big in style, very Wednesday, December 10 must be holes in the top of the oral cavity “I am far from objecting to a limited champagne-like with a load of bread-like A pre-holiday dinner will be held at for those bubbles to fast-track that funny supply, even the most limited — that is, nuances you get from real champagne. Ophelias, featuring multiple courses feeling straight to the brain. The worst one glass round; but I do object to the Impressive. of their innovative cuisine with fine mistake we make is allowing generous period when it is usually served, and to Il, Prosecco, Italy NV ($12.50 ) That’s matching wines provided by the hosts to top off our glasses as we run our the uncertainty with which it is usually spelled with a capital I and a little l, and Weinhaus. Enjoy the bounty of the mouths. When that happens, we don’t served. it’s a delightful glass of fizz. Dry, pleasant season! Time is 7 p.m. Price is $60 keep a tally of our consumption. “The advantages of giving cham- on the nose with a little peach, pleasant all inclusive. The following is from a very brown pagne, with whatever limit, at the begin- on the tongue with bubbles from no- 1935 newspaper clipping that fell out of ning of dinner, are these: That it has the where and otherwise good texture. Drink Saturday, December 20 the champagne section of an 1878 ency- greater relish, that its exhilarating quali- this at Modesto with Hector’s splendid clopedia. It quotes an even-older-still, ties serve to start the guests, after which cichetti menu. Come to a free afternoon wine long-lost writing titled, The Gentleman’s they seldom flag, and it disposes people to tasting featuring “Sparklers for the Table Guide, and Table Companion to take less of other wines after, which is a Canella, Prosecco, Italy NV ($18) This Holidays” from 2-4 PM. At the the Art of Dining and Drinking, which relative, and sometimes even an absolute Prosecco is a little more complex, even Weinhaus, 86 Patton Ave., Asheville. with a touch of minerals, like the gar- was authored by Edward Ricket and saving to the pocket of the host, and it is Phone is 254-6453. printed in 1873. undoubtedly a saving to the constitution ganega grapes were grown in chalky soil. “To give Champagne fair play, it of his guests.” Good, if a little pricey, and preferred to be ought to be produced at the very begin- Mr. Ricket’s concern over the “ab- drunk with food. The Weinhaus 86 Patton Ave., in Asheville ning of dinner, or at any rate after one surd contrast of calculation and display” is Jean-Luc Joillot, Cremant de Bour- glass of sherry or Madeira. Any other ironic, given his money-saving strategy. It gogne NV This is a delicious, creamy (828) 254-6453

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Christmas at Connemara by Connie Hudson Backlund

arl Sandburg Home National Historic Site will host it’s annual Christmas at Connemara on Saturday, December 13, from 10 C a.m. to 4 p.m. The holiday celebration will be held in the house garage adjacent to the Sandburg Home. Musicians and storytellers will perform traditional holiday stories and music. Hot cider and cookies will be served. This festive celebration will honor Carl Sandburg and the family holiday tradition of music. The house will be decorated in the style of the Sandburg’s with poinset- tias and a traditionally decorated Christ- mas tree until January 6. The celebration begins at 10 a.m. with Lucy Allen and Marshall Goers singing holiday music with guitar, banjo and mandolin accompaniment. mas music on the Appalachian dulcimer At 11 a.m., Pat Corn will play holiday and bowed psaltery. music on the guitar. At noon, Black Jan Hranek will provide melodious Feather, dressed in her native Cherokee tunes on the hammered dulcimer from Indian attire, will share stories of Chero- noon to 2 p.m. in the bookstore kee holiday traditions. of the main house. At 1 p.m., Sheryl Wilson Bell as If Sojourner Truth, the former slave, abo- You For additional information, litionist and women’s rights activist from o: visit www.nps.gov/carl or call the 1800’s, will spin tales and sing folk G the park at (828) 693-4178. music with audience participation. There is no charge for this At 2 p.m. Jim Fox and Gail Ashburn event or to visit the grounds and barn. will sing and play holiday music on the The house tour fee is $5 for adults age hammered dulcimer and autoharp, and at 16-61, $3 for adults age 62 and older, and 3 p.m. Howard Bakken will play Christ- children age fifteen and under are free.

Finding What’s Missing in Christmas o matter how joyful or perfect speaker, has emailed twelve daily emails Christmas is, most individuals to guide and inspire an Inner Christmas. have a sense that there should She has an international audience of over be something more personally 25,000 readers and 6800 continuing sub- N significant and meaningful to scribers. Inner Christmas subscribers are the holiday. from all cultures and faiths. At the Inner Christmas workshop The Inner Christmas Movie can be participants will enrich their relationship seen on YouTube.com. More information to Christmas, learn about the Twelve on Inner Christmas and Lynn Jericho can Holy Nights, discern the six meaning- be found at www.innerchristmas.com. ful experiences and celebrations of Lynn addresses the delights, dilem- Christmas, and design a fulfilling prac- mas and disappointments, the bless- tice for the Nativity of self-renewal and ings, blues, blahs, and bah humbugs of the Epiphany of self-awakening. Inner Christmas from all perspectives including Christmas is a psychospiritual path of neuroscience and post-modern psycho- personal renewal and awakening. spirituality. Occurring between Christmas, December 25, and Epiphany, January 6, If Inner Christmas brings you to the deep- u Lynn Jericho will present est personal meaning of Christmas – the Yo The Inner Christmas Work- birth of what has been gestating/incubat- Go: shop: Finding What’s Missing ing deep inside your core sense of self. In Christmas, on Decem- Inner Christmas celebrates the individ- ber 7 from 1:30 till 6 p.m. The event ual’s inner divinity and clarifies destiny will take place at Jubilee!, 34 Wall Street, questions and possibilities. Downtown Asheville. Call Caroline at (828) Beginning with Christmas, 2004, 281-1347 for information. The workshop Lynn Jericho, a counselor, writer and costs $35.

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A Light That Came Into The World “I have come as light into the world.” am not a Christian. I was born and - Jesus in John 12:46 by Bill Walz raised as a Christian, but became alienated from the church as a youth. This church, established in worship mind and the human instinct towards into human form, just learn to walk in light, to carry the light, of Jesus, seemed hypocritical to me. spirituality. I have found that the like everyone, except the wisdom that these great teachers dis- I ancient Asian traditions of Hindu- I liked what I knew of Jesus. I liked he knew it, and the covered within the deepest level of their his talk about forgiveness, peace, non- ism, Taoism and Buddhism bring civilized (that is ego- being and so, likewise resides in every judgment, non-materialism, caring for forward with the most clarity a dominant) human human. This dark world needs it. the poor and the unfortunate. I just didn’t path for human salvation from the condition is to not see much of this reflected in the church disaster of human conduct directed retain this knowing. A meaningful that carried his name, particularly those by the ego, the belief in separate- He was an avatar, Christmas, Hanukkah and sects that emphasized sin, the crucifix- ness and form as the limit of our an awakened Winter Solstice to all. ion and resurrection; that believers were mortal experience. human, a “washed in the blood of the Lamb”. Still, I am not a Hindu, Buddha. Taoist or Buddhist. I am I had difficulty with the idea that He Bill Walz is a UNCA adjunct those with the “right” beliefs were des- a spiritual human being. knew that faculty, College for Seniors tined for Heaven, while all non-believers All religions are creations who we are and private-practice teacher were damned to Hell. I couldn’t even feel and extensions of the hu- at the depth of mindfulness, personal comfortable with the concept of Heaven man ego, expressed at a of our growth and consciousness. social/cultural level, and and Hell as presented. None of this reso- being, He holds a weekly meditation nated with my instinct, my intuition, con- spirituality is specifi- is that class, Mondays, 7 p.m. at the cerning God and the spiritual life. What I cally, that which is not which Friends Meeting House, 227 Edgewood. could identify with was the one instance the human ego. is before Info on classes and personal growth and of Jesus losing his temper, even getting The mystic/psycholo- form, the healing instruction or phone consultations violent, happening in a church against the gist, Carl Jung, once gave as his definition consciousness of all that is, individuated at (828) 258-3241, or e-mail at healing@ “hypocrites” he found there. of God, “simply a word for the non-ego.” into human form. He was “a light into billwalz.com. Visit www.billwalz.com In my lifetime, I have sadly watched I like that. He was saying that God is this world,” bringing light into the dark- a dramatic increase in dogmatic sin-based all that is, but human ego extracts itself ness of a human world that has forgotten Christian theology. On the other hand, from all that is. Of course human ego is, the truth of who we are. His name in I have also seen a growing Christian so then, even human ego is of God. But Aramaic is Yeshua, which translates as theology of openness and acceptance, human ego is an abstract representation “one who reveals or restores the original a searching for spiritual harmony and of self that does not know it is God. So state”. This is identical to the “original realization through a reexamination of it is separate in its own experience from mind” of Buddhism, the consciousness original Christian teachings, sometimes God and must create religions to bridge that reveals the truth of who we are. in a reexamination of the Gospels in the the gap. Unfortunately, religions, being “Consider the lilies of the field, how original Aramaic language. creations of the human ego, macro-egos, they grow.” “Judge not that you may not if you will, just like nations, tend to be judged. For with the judgment you widen the gap. pronounce you will be judged.” “Love Spirituality is the knowing that All religions are your enemies and pray for those who there is no gap. Spirituality is the know- persecute you.” “Do not lay up for your- creations and extensions ing that this individual being experi- self treasures on earth… for where your of the human ego… enced as self is an individuated aspect of treasure is, there will be your heart also.” the universal Being. This knowledge is “Therefore, I tell you, do not be anxious the heart of Asian religion. I believe it about your life.” “Enter by the narrow I have seen a searching for a theology is the heart of all religions, even those gate.” “Whoever exalts himself will be and practice much closer to the spirit of of the West, but the politics of Western humbled and whoever humbles himself the teachings of Jesus, teachings not in religion banished this knowledge, losing will be exalted.” “Woe to you, scribes and conflict with other world religions, but it to all but the rare mystics always to be Pharisees, hypocrites! Because you shut actually harmonious. I am appreciative found on the fringes of Judaism, Christi- the kingdom of heaven against men; for and hopeful for this development. Still, anity and Islam. you neither enter yourselves, nor allow my own journey has taken me away from Only in the stillness of meditation, those who would enter to go.” “Forgive belonging to any church or religion since the deep looking within to the quiet them for they know not what they are my personal breakaway many years ago. recesses of consciousness, where the Soul doing.” I have, however, found a deep and whispers its truths, can this knowledge be Quite similar words were passed abiding spirituality, first activated through found. This is why the institutional West- down in the context of their own cultural exposure to the mystical teachings of ern churches teach only prayer, which traditions by Buddha, Lao Tzu, Krishna, Jewish theologian, Abraham Heschel, is the talking to God. Mystics know that Moses, Muhammad, Zoroaster and Bahá that belongs to no single religion, but meditation is the listening for God within u’lláh. All these avatars were lights com- which resonates with spiritual and mysti- the quiet stillness of consciousness and ing into the world, those who walked cal teachings from cultures around the in finding God in direct contact with the earth in form, but knew the truth of world. Nature. No separation. who they and we are, from that which is Trained as a psychologist, I have Jesus was a mystic who knew no sep- beyond form. gravitated to the most specifically psy- aration from God. This is what Jesus was A new understanding of Jesus and chological of religious traditions, Bud- teaching. The “Son of God” was a child the spirituality of all avatars is greatly dhism, as a particularly valuable source of God that knew the illusion of form and needed. The Earth will be healed for hu- of guidance in understanding the human separateness. He was God individuated manity and all God’s creatures when we

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Craft Beer and Food: Create New Taste Sensations Oven Stew Made with an for Holiday Celebrations Oatmeal Porter or many people, the holiday This recipe (compliments of my by Joe Zinich season is a time when family and wife) is easy to make with a taste that friends gather for dinners and is rich, slightly sweet and substantial. parties. At this year’s events dare finest restaurants Can be eaten as is or served with F to be different; use craft beers where they feature noodles or sliced boiled potatoes. in your traditional recipes and for your different beers for A Porter (we enjoy Highland beverage selections. each course. Oatmeal Porter) is a recommended Typical holiday dinner and party For starters, companion to the stew and a great plans usually begin with a shopping trip Julie suggests consult- partner with the other ingredients in for food, wine, liquor, and, oh yeah, some ing knowledgeable the recipe. beer. Beer as an afterthought is under- people, reading books standable when many recipes call for (see sidebar), learn- wine, most foods are served with wine, ing the basic rules, and beer choices have been light lagers and experimenting. and not much else. Now with the large She also offered some and growing availability of craft beer food/beer pairing tips. styles, recipe and food pairing rules are Serve fish and chicken changing. People have discovered new with lighter-colored flavors and aromas when they prepare beers (lager styles) their recipes with the right craft beer. and meat with darker At Bruisin’ Ales, Julie Atallah explains the To learn more about this “culinary beers (ale styles). flavors of an ale. cultural revolution”, I spoke with Julie As the spice, salt Atallah of Brusin’ Ales. Julie and her or fat increases in a husband Jason host bi-weekly beer tast- recipe, the bitterness (amount of hops) a Belgian triple in a white pasta sauce for ings at Brusin’ Ales, Asheville’s beer-only of the beer should increase. The more a hint of sweetness. An American-style stout adds a chocolaty, coffee flavor to ice Beef stew made and enjoyed store. These tastings have included some robust the flavor of the food the more ro- with an Oatmeal Porter. remarkable beer/food pairings (chocolate, bust the beer, for example serve beef stew cream. (Try the Black Mocha Stout ice cheese, fruit, and cookies). They also ar- with a porter (see sidebar). Sweeter foods cream at the Ultimate Ice Cream Com- pany made with the Highland beer of the 1 range beer dinners at some of Asheville’s require even sweeter beers and traditional 2 /2 lbs. lean beef (top or bottom 1 holiday foods almost beg for winter ales same name). round), trimmed and cut in /4" cubes which are spiced to match the flavors of Savor the difference when pilsners or saisons replace white wines and when 12 small white onions (boiling or the season (Highland Cold Mountain or pearl onions), peeled Brusin’ Ales Belgian Noels). barleywines replace red wines in your 66 Broadway Street “The versatility of beer doesn’t end favorite recipes. Expect to find a beer to 3 large ribs celery, cut in 1" pieces Asheville, NC 28801 there” Julie said. “Not only is beer an ex- enhance and harmonize the flavors of 4 large carrots, quartered crosswise cellent companion to food of any cuisine, almost any food. and cut in 1" pieces (828) 252-8999 it is also a great partner”. Beer is second And there’s more. Want to celebrate 4 ounces small fresh mushrooms, www.Brusin-ales.com only to water as a versatile cooking liquid. an occasion? Try Bière de Champagne, a trimmed But, while water is bland, beer, with its new style made primarily in Belgium us- Ultimate Ice Cream Company 1 many styles, flavors, and aromas, is not. ing the méthode champenoise. Need an 1 /2 cups tomato juice 1070 Tunnel Rd A porter used in a marinade for tuna aperitif (Belgian strong gold ale); a sorbet 1 /2 cup Porter (Highland Oatmeal Asheville, NC 28805 allows the sweetness of the fish to shine (fruit lambic); a dessert (imperial stout); Porter) or red wine through. Add a porter or Belgian dark ale or digestive (barleywine)? A suitable beer (828) 296-1234 1 to a marinara sauce for more punch. Use is always available. /4 cup quick-cooking tapioca Craft beer is a flexible and flavorful 1 /2 teaspoon dried basil food companion and a partner that will turn your dinner or party into a matchless ¼ teaspoon black pepper taste experience. All it takes is a stop at salt to taste the supermarket and a first-rate beer store Heat oven to 300 degrees F. Mix to get the ingredients for an entertaining all ingredients in a heavy 3-quart holiday event. ovenproof saucepot. Cover and bake for 3 hours or until meat is tender and sauce is thickened. Stir 3 times Reference Books while ingredients cook. The Brewmaster’s Table, Garrett Oliver Brewpub Cookbook, Stephen Beaumont For five years, Joe Zinich He Said Beer, She Said Wine, has been taking a self- Sam Calagione, Marnie Old guided, high-intensity tour of Asheville’s beer world. Cooking with Beer, Contact him at: jzinich@ Lucy Saunders bellsouth.net

32 December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 RAPID RIVER ARTS FINE ART Digital Resolutions Group Duo Works Digital Magic by Pam J. Hecht t’s worth taking a drive over to the are of the highest archival quality – we folks at Digital Resolutions Group produce products that are going to last just for the striking mountain view more than 100 years.” and a friendly chat. But what they’re Every project is a new challenge, I doing inside is pure magic. Tucked away high on a hill in a West Asheville home studio, art and digital worlds collide. Digital Resolutions Group is a state-of-the-art digital dark- room and photography studio, which, using the latest in technology, helps artists and photographers preserve and reproduce their work. Fine art reproduction services include giclee (fine art printing), commercial studio photography; digital photo restoration, color correction and digital retouching; and high resolution photo, nega- tive and slide scanning. Owner Nicholas Scull opened the studio in March, 2007, Paola Nazati because he “had a dream” inspired by his family’s collection of cher- said Nazati, describing a ished family portraits. “How do 4' x 8' panel that involved you share them?” he said. placing lights strategi- A former photojournalist cally, outside. “They said with degrees in art history and we couldn’t reproduce fine arts, Scull’s images have been something that large, but published in international publi- we did it,” she said. cations such as National Geo- Another was a 10' x 6' graphic, Newsweek and Yachting watercolor that was painted Magazine. 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Hoagies & Pretzels wide by any length. 10% Discount for Students “All of our inks, papers and canvases 50 Broadway ~ Asheville, NC Healthy Ingredients Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 33 RAPID RIVER ARTS Buried Noteworthy in Dine out at the Asheville Mural Project’s Credit Card Debt? Silent Art Auction and Banquet ssist the Asheville Mural Project by Erin Scholze Over $10,000 in credit card bills? (AMP) in fulfilling the dream of creating more community-made Only making the minimum payments? public art, creating new spaces, Artist Dan Beck, Arts2People’s Execu- A and revitalizing old by attend- tive Director Kitty Love and others to be ing the AMP’s Silent Art Auction and determined. We can get you out of debt in months Banquet on Saturday, December 20 at the This banquet is a fundraiser for the instead of years YMI Cultural Center. completion of the Lexington Gateway Supporting the arts by attending this Mural, located on the support pillars of We can save you thousands of dollars banquet also means getting a taste of some the I-240 overpass marking the northern We can help you avoid bankruptcy of the finest food that Asheville Culinary corridor into downtown Asheville. Mon- Artists have to offer. This buffet-style eys raised will go to support AMP artists, dinner consists of food contributed from and to purchase needed materials, includ- Not a high-priced consolidation loan or one of over 15 of the areas finest independent ing scaffolding, to complete this cultural restaurants, Kubos, Jerusalem Garden, heritage mural. An additional $10,000- those consumer credit counseling programs New French Bar, Lobster Trap, The Mar- 15,000 is needed to complete this mural, ketplace, Thai Basil, Havana, Zambra’s, including the painting of the Merrimon Call Table, Laurey’s Catering, Gourmet, The Avenue side of the support pillars. Early Girl Eatery, Heiwa, Bouchon, Mela, The Asheville Mural Project is redit ard elief Modaddy’s, Barley’s, Doc Cheys, Kilwins, a branch of Arts2People, a 501(c)(3) C C r and True Confections, amongst others. nonprofit organization, which exists to for your FREE consultation Entertainment for the evening beautify and diversify Asheville’s urban includes classical guitar, members of the landscape, providing artists and local com- Not available Asheville High School Choir, as well as munity members with the opportunity to in all states 800-845-8758 other local music acts. Mingle about as design and implement their own you bid on the art donated to the silent public art. auction by local artists. Four AMP Artists If will also be painting live on stage through- u Asheville Mural Project Ben- out the evening and will auction the Yo efit, December 20 from 7 to finished pieces. Go: 10 p.m. at the YMI Cultural There will also be guest speakers and Center, 39 South Market St a slideshow presentation about the history (corner of Eagle St.) Visit www.ymicc. of murals, as well as cultural and com- org, www.ashevillemuralproject.org, or call munity development of murals. Speakers (828) 252-4614 for more information. Tick- include AMP Director Molly Must, AMP ets are $35. Seating is limited to 160.

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Nelson. “And price doesn’t indicate whether or not it’s good – a great wine could be $10.” Long-time friends Nelson and Campbell, both wine aficionados from a young age, taste all the wines they sell, working together to decide which are the best to carry. “We sell what we like,” Campbell says. “I may like just one or two out of 50 – I’ve been doing this for over twenty years and I’m picky.” “I’m like a kid in a candy store,” adds The Wine Guy, North Nelson. “There was much less available 555 Merrimon Avenue, Asheville twenty years ago – now there’s a much (828) 254-6500 wider selection.” The Wine Guy also has a variety of The Wine Guy, South wine accessories, books and other items, 1200 Hendersonville Road and gift baskets can be ordered, preferably (828) 277-1120 with 24 hours notice, Nelson says. 11 a.m. - 7 p.m., Monday - Saturday. Drop-in, free tastings are held at the Close at 4 p.m. Christmas Eve. Closed south store every Saturday, from 4 to 6 Christmas Day. Close at 5 p.m. New p.m. Featured wines by local distributors Year’s Eve, closed New Year’s Day. are 10% off that day. www.theashevillewineguy.com

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Through December 31 Deadline December 20 Holiday Sparkle Sale Asheville Community Theatre Events Womansong Arts Innovative Spa Throughout the entire month of and Crafts Fair Management Sponsors December WICKWIRE Gal- Sunday, December 7 and p.m. Morning’s at Seven Scholarships lery will offer 10 to 50% reduc- Monday, December 8 will be directed by Deborah Two scholarships in the amount Saturday, December 13 tions on selected art items. Look The Little Dog Laughed Austin. Roles are available for of $2,375 will be awarded for the for the Stars! on Handmade in 4 men (ages 40-late 70s) and 5 The community chorus Asheville Community Theatre January 2009 Esthetic Institute at America works by emerging and women (ages 40-late 70s). Womansong of Asheville, Privai Academy. recognized artists. Distinctive art will hold auditions for the will present an Arts and risqué satire The Little Dog Applicants must prepare a dem- choices for family, friends, home, Tuesday, December 2 Crafts Fair, featuring the and office décor. Enter our holi- Laughed from 7 to 9 p.m. The original work of Womansong onstration of their passion for the day drawing. Little Dog Laughed will be Volunteer Orientation members and friends. skin care industry. This demon- directed by Francis Cullinan. stration can be a written essay, WICKWIRE fine art/folk art … A Volunteer Orientation Ses- Roles are available for 2 men sion will take place at 6:30 p.m The Fair will run from noon in person presentation, or visual where the heart finds art. Located (ages 25-40) and 2 women until 6 p.m. at the Unitar- representation. at 330 and 329 N. Main, Hen- at the downtown theatre. All (ages 20-40). those interested in volunteer- ian Universalist Church, 1 dersonville, NC. (828) 692-6222, Edwin Place in Asheville. Application for the scholarships [email protected] or visit ing are invited to attend. must be submitted by December www.wickwireartgallery.com. Monday, December 8 No previous experience in Cards, pottery, hand knits, 20, 2008. Interested applicants Morning’s at Seven theatre is required to volun- photography, baked goods, may receive more information by hot drinks, massage, original emailing [email protected]. December 2 to January 3 Auditions will be held for teer. The orientation session the Autumn Players Reader’s should last no longer than an art, CDs, jewelry, organic Flood Holiday Show Theatre production Morning’s hour and will include a tour of personal care products, and more will be available. Saturday & Sunday, The work of various local artists at Seven from 11 a.m. to 3 the theatre. December 20 & 21 such as Connie Bostic, Frank Proceeds from a raffle basket Nutcracker Demo Botts, Jennifer Brock, Rose will benefit Womansong’s Candela, Alex Greenwood, Frank Eddie Hamrick, named one of Flood Gallery Fine Art Center, Saturday, December 6 New Start Program, which Lombardo, Logan MacSporran, helps women in transition the top 100 artists in the na- David McDermott, Sean Pace, 109 Roberts Street, in Asheville. Richie Havens in Concert tion by the Southern Highland Holiday hours are Tuesday make a new start in their Richmond Smith, and others will Album release, 8 p.m. at the lives. The New Start Pro- Arts and Crafts Guild, will be at be on view, with prices ranging through Saturday, 10 a.m. to Grovewood Gallery in Asheville 6 p.m. For more information, Orange Peel, 101 Biltmore gram, which began in 1987 is from $10 to $500. Avenue Asheville. Tickets $22 intended to “fill in the gap” for a nutcracker woodcarving please contact Jolene Mechanic demonstration. at (828) 254-2166 or visit www. advance, $25 at the door. All ages when other short-term fund- floodgallery.org. welcome. For more information ing options are not available. This year’s limited edition nut- please visit www.theorangepeel. cracker will be a drummer boy net or www.richiehavens.com. For more details call Janet How to place an event/ Oliver at (828) 299-3110. that can actually play the drums! classified listing with Friday, December 5 Eddie’s nutcrackers are heirloom Rapid River Art Magazine Olde Fashioned Sunday, December 7 quality, sure to be passed down Hendersonville Christmas to future generations. Grove- Any “free” event open to the public The Sounds of Christmas tra and Handbell Choirs. Event From 5 to 9 p.m. on Main Street is free. For more information call wood welcomes collectors, casual can be listed at no charge up to 30 7 p.m. at the First Baptist shoppers, and children of all ages words. For all other events there is in historic downtown Hender- Church of Asheville Sanctuary, (828) 252-4781. sonville, NC. to take part in this very special a $9.95 charge up to 30 words and presented by the FBCA Orches- event. From 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. 10 cents for each additional word. Thursday, December 11 160 word limit per event. Visit www.grovewood.com for Sponsored listings (shown in Quilting Bee more information or call (828) boxes) can be purchased for $12 Celebrate the Holidays Beginning at 9:30 a.m. Open to 253-7651. per column inch. the public. Quilters of all levels are invited. Held at Earth Fare, Deadline is the 19th of each with a High-Energy Musical Sunday, December 21 month. Payment must be made 1856 Hendersonville Road. Con- prior to printing. tact Janice Husk, (828) 210-0100 Messiah by Friday, December 12 “The show is filled to the brim Email Beth Gossett at: for more information. George Handel [email protected] or Western Carolina University’s with color, choreography, First Baptist Church of Asheville singing, harmonizing, tap, mail to: 85 N. Main St, Canton, Galaxy of Stars Series will host Friday, December 12 Sanctuary, 7 p.m., presented by NC 28716. Or Call: (828) 646- “A Red, Hot… & Blue! White ballet and just plain, old-fash- the FBCA Adult Choir and Or- 0071 to place ad over the phone. Christmas!” at the Fine and ioned fun,” said Paul Lor- Holiday Wine Tasting chestra. Event is free. For more Performing Arts Center on mand, director of WCU’s Fine & Music information, call (828) 252-4781. – Disclaimer – and Performing Arts Center. Due to the overwhelming number of Western’s campus at 7:30 p.m. Second annual holiday wine tasting featuring over 25 variet- local event submissions we get for our A song-and-dance revue Tickets are $25. Tickets for Sunday, December 21 “What to Do Guide” each month, we from Branson, Mo., the WCU faculty, staff, and senior ies of wine paired with imported can no longer accept entries that do not citizens, are $20. Student cheese and organic fruit. Ron The Blue Ridge Orchestra specifically follow our publication’s performance takes audiences on a nostalgia-filled musi- tickets are $5. Tickets can be Clearfield and the Blue Ridge Holliday Concert format. Non-paid event listings must Orchestra Trio will perform be 30 words or less and both paid and cal journey. With costumes, purchased online at www. The Blue Ridge Orchestra from 5 p.m to 7 p.m. At Earth non-paid listings must provide infor- wigs, choreography and vocal wcufapac.ticketsxchange.com. (BRO) under the direction of Fare, 1856 Hendersonville Road. Ronald D. Clearfield will present mation in the following format: date, harmonies, the six-performer For more information, contact time, brief description of what your troupe sings and dances its way $5 suggested donation to benefit a concert of holiday music with event is and any contact information. WCU’s Fine and Performing WHO Women. Contact Janice tenor William Martin as soloist at Any entries not following this format through ragtime, classic jazz, Arts Center at (828) 227-2479. big band and disco. Husk, (828) 210-0100 for more 3 p.m. at the Folk Art Center on will not be considered for publication. information. the Blue Ridge Parkway.

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The program will include favorite holiday orchestral music as well Evergreen’s Holiday Arts and Crafts Bazaar as Christmas melodies and carols Flat Rock Music sung by Mr. Martin. Saturday, December 6 when we are older.” Tickets are $10, open seating. Thursday, December 11 Evergreen Community Please come and join up Available only at The Wine Guy, Charter School’s fourth High Windy Band, 9 p.m. 555 Merrimon Ave. (828) 254- to 40 amazing local artists A combination of contemporary and tradi- graders will host the 4th and crafters in this year’s 6500, or 1200 Hendersonville Rd. Annual Holiday Bazaar tional bluegrass with old-time themes and (828) 277-1120. Holiday Bazaar. The bazaar an original approach. $5 cover. from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. in will have artists exhibit- For more information, visit www. the school’s gymnasium in ing glass art, woodwork, Friday, December 12 blueridgeorchestra.org. East Asheville. textiles, collage, dolls, The fourth graders have painting, jewelry, black- Tennessee Hollow, 9 p.m. Tuesday, December 23 spent the last month learn- smith, photography, music, Rhythmic folk and deep wooded blues ing about our regions long and more, along with crafts mixed with pounding rhythms. Tennessee Cookies for Santa & Me and rich history of artists created by the school’s very Hollow will blow you away with their tight From 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Children and crafters. After having own fourth grade class. stage performance and intuitiive songwrit- are invited to the store for a com- a variety of guest artists come and speak ing. $5 cover. plimentary cookie (while supplies Support local artists, and get your holi- with the students the fourth graders have day shopping done early. A portion of all last) for themselves and Santa. created their own craft business. Saturday, December 13 Earth Fare, 1856 Hendersonville proceeds will go towards the fourth grade Road. Contact Janice Husk, (828) Student Anna Johnston comments, end of the year school trip. The school Michael Reno Harrell, 9 p.m. 210-0100 for more information. “Projects like this are important because is located at 50 Bell Road in Asheville. Dirty Linen magazine says, “Harrell’s deep they inspire us to try out new and differ- Admission is free. For more information soothing voice carries you through a journey ent ideas. It teaches us possible options for please call (970) 420-7071. filled with family, lovers, moonshiners, UNCA Events dreamers and, most of all, journeys.” Thursday, December 18 Tuesday, December 2 Songs from the Road Band, 9 p.m. Best in Show by Phil Juliano The Asheville based band plays original, The Lost Tools of mostly acoustic music that is self described Learning Discovered as Cosmic American Bluegrass. $5 cover. Great Quotes Philosophy Lecture Series presents Friday, December 19 Cynthia Gadol of Ruther- ford County Public Schools, Big Road, 9 p.m. 7:30 p.m. UNC Asheville’s Duane Simpson, Peggy Ratusz, and Joshua Kellogg Center, 11 Broyles Singleton present traditional and contempo- Rd., Hendersonville, $5. For rary blues. $5 cover. more information call (828) 251-6272. Saturday, December 20 Shane Pruit Band, 9 p.m. Thursday, December 4 Corgi Tales by Phil Hawkins Peter Cooper, critic for the Nashville Ten- Earth Day April 20, 1970 nessean, names Pruitt as “the most exciting A Sense of Time and Place young bluesman working today.” $5 cover. Lecture Series presents Grace Campbell, 12:30 p.m. UNC Friday, December 26 Asheville’s Laurel Forum, Moonshine Babies, 9 p.m. Karpen Hall, free. Call (828) Timeless American folk and country music. 251-6981 for information Saturday, December 27 Sunday, December 7 The Sways, 9 p.m. Holiday Concert Guitarist Adam Landry and vocalist Carey 4 p.m. UNC Asheville’s Kotsionis, a husband-wife duo out of Nash- Lipinsky Auditorium, $5 ville, perform Americana pop songs. (students free with ID). Call Callie & Cats by Amy Downs (828) 251-6432 for more Friday, January 2 information. Pond Water Experiment, 9 p.m. Saturday, December 20 Reggae, bluegrass, funk, blues, jazz, and UNC Asheville’s Winter world fusion. Commencement Ceremony The Back Room 10 a.m., Asheville Civic Cen- Behind the Flat Rock Wine Shoppe, just down ter, free. Call (828) 251-6470 the street from The Flat Rock Playhouse. for more information. www.flatrockwineshoppe.com

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Vol. 12, No. 4 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — December 2008 37 RAPID RIVER ARTS & CULTURE MAGAZINE Asheville Shops Eyewear Expert Brings State-of-the-Art Vision to Asheville

ichard Krasnove found his call- by Pam J. Hecht ing almost by accident. While in college, he decided to help out a friend, an optician who needed a A large, open and hand in his optical manufactur- colorful space, the 1750- R square-foot store displays ing lab. Krasnove soon found himself cutting lenses to make glasses and enjoying it more than 1300 frames, thoroughly, he said. with a separate “Kids Cor- After a two-year stint managing his ner” featuring more than own lab, he decided to venture into the 250 frames for children, a retail side, where he found his lifelong “Sun Bar” with a wide array niche, successfully opening and managing of sunglasses, and a “Locker stores for several large eyewear companies Room” with recreational in Florida, as well as two stores of his own. sports frames to fit any Nearly forty years later, he’s still in prescription, such as swim the eye care business, recently opening and ski goggles, dive masks, East Side Optical in East Asheville this and biking eyewear. Rooms past May. in the back accommodate Several things make his store unique, contact lenses and services, he said, including an on-site, veteran pre-tests, and comprehen- Richard Krasnove, owner of East Side Optical. independent ophthalmologist, exclusive sive eye exams for children eyewear collections not found anywhere and adults. else, and separate sections for different What he’s most proud of, meanwhile, types of glasses. is a computerized eyewear program called Eye Compare, which creates large-screen pictures of different frames on customers’ faces and allows shoppers to print or e-mail them for a second opinion. Krasnove discovered Eye Compare at a trade show and is the first and only one in the country to have one, recently becoming a U.S. distributer for the company. “It is definitely a useful tool for my customers,” he said. fitting the eyewear to each customer’s particular lifestyle, occupation and other eyewear needs. “This isn’t just a job,” he said. “It’s what I do every day and I come to work happy – it’s my passion.”

East Side Optical 1011 Tunnel Rd. Suite 160, Asheville (828) 505-1733 East Side Optical’s computerized eyewear program, Eye Compare. Monday - Thursday, 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Friday, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. Also useful: a personal touch, he said. Saturday, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. Unless you’re there for an exam, Kras- nove will likely be the only one you’ll be Gift certificates available. dealing with at the store. Accepts most insurance. “When customers walk through these Bring unwanted glasses for doors, they get over 37 years of experi- donation to the Lions Club ence - me,” he said. “You’re going to get “Recycle for Sight” program. the latest lenses and technology available, reasonable prices and a large, unique se- Holiday Special lection – it’s impossible not to find what Free lenses with purchase of you need.” any frame during December. Krasnove describes the service he provides as “lifestyle dispensing” – match- Call or request appointments online ing the proper lens for each frame and www.eastsideopticalasheville.com

38 December 2008 — Rapid River ArtS & CULTURE Magazine — Vol. 12, No. 4 RAPID RIVER ARTS ARTFUL LIVING Influenza – Real Threat, Real Prevention by Max Hammonds, MD hort Message: get your flu shot the world, these combined world agencies today – especially if you are: over 50 come up with a new trivalent (three types years old, younger than 2 years old, in one) vaccine every year. There is a mad or have a chronic illness – like lung dash every year to get the selection right, Sdisease, heart disease, cancer, kidney to get the vaccines made and tested, to get disease, diabetes – to name a few. the vaccine shipped – to ALL the coun- If you are not in any of these catego- tries of the world at the right time. ries, have you been reluctant to get your flu shot? Do you think you really don’t Fact: The injectable vaccine is made from need it or there may be some danger to dead viruses. The flu shot cannot give you getting the shot? Do you think it probably the flu. But your immune system might won’t work anyway? Do you think that react to the egg in which it was grown or the flu isn’t really all that dangerous – it’s to the dead virus protein and can give you just a scare tactic for companies and doc- one or two days of low grade fever and tors to make more money? aching muscles – sort of like the begin- nings of the flu. The nasal spray vaccine Fact: The flu virus is endemic (resides – for use with special people groups – is in the wild) in birds and animals. Even if made from a live attenuated (weakened) there is no large outbreak among people, virus. It is possible to get the flu (mild the flu virus is living and multiply- form) from that kind of vaccination. ing around the world, on islands of the Pacific, the jungles of Africa and South Fact: There has not been a wide spread America, the plains of North America and influenza pandemic since the Hong Kong Middle Europe in the animals and birds flu of 1968-69. Why? For several reasons: who live in these regions. 1) the agencies have been really good at guessing which strains of flu need to be in Fact: Of the healthy adults who get the vaccine each year; 2) so many people the flu, less than 0.1% get more serious in so many countries are getting vacci- side effects, such as pneumonia. In small nated each year, the flu can’t really infect children, in older people and in those enough people in any one place to cause with debilitating diseases, the number an epidemic – except in those sections of of patients getting serious side effects the world where they are not vaccinated; increases to 2.5% to 5%. Each and every 3) there are some new antiviral medi- Is the Air year influenza infection causes 3-5 mil- cines which – if taken early enough – can lion cases of serious illness and kills half a slow down or stop the flu but these are in Your Home million people. expensive and available only in developed Fact: countries; 4) personal hygiene efforts The flu virus is very quick to (washing hands and foods) prevent the Making You Sick? change (mutate) each year from one va- spread of flu virus. riety to another. Each year’s flu is not the same as last year, although they are simi- Fact: The US recently committed $7.2 Trapped Moisture and Gases lar. Some strains grow primarily in birds billion and other countries $2 billion to and animals; some grow more readily in continue influenza research and head off a Can Be Harmful! people. Not all strains have the capabil- future world-wide flu pandemic – which ity of easily transferring from animals to could kill 40-100 million people (like in Remove Unhealthy Air people – like the bird flu – at least not yet. 1918) and cost the world hundreds of millions of dollars. Fact: WHO and CDC working in 122 Moisture Control Unit Reduce Molds and Musty Odors national influenza centers in 94 countries Do your part. Stop the sample patients with the flu to see what transmission of the flu through strains are prevalent in the world. Work- one more person – you. • Expels stale, musty air, replaces with fresher, healthier air ing with several manufacturers around Get your flu shot. • Reduces harmful gases and pollutants • Quiet, safe, environmentally friendly • Maintenance-free—no filters or buckets Classes & Lectures at Earth Fare • Uses less electricity than a 40-watt light bulb Tuesday, December 9, 6:15 p.m. Tuesday, December 16, 6:30 p.m. Improve the air quality in your home, satisfaction guaranteed Learn How to Use Therapeutic Touch How to Heal the Thyroid with Dr. Nik to Destress & Soothe Family, Friends Hedberg. Learn the five things every- and Pets. Free lecture by Emily McCul- one should know about the thyroid and Call for a FREE Humidex phone consultation ley, RN. Registration required. what your doctor isn’t telling you. Earth Fare, 1856 Hendersonville Road Contact Janice Husk, (828) 210-0100 for more information 1-800-663-2721

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