COMBS ELECTED PREXY 60 Percent of Students Vote For Greek-Dominated Council Last Thursday and Friday students of Santa Barbara College went to die polls to elect Jerry Combs, ’58, as Student Body President for the school year 1957-1958. In an election that was decided by 200 votes, the student body showed its approval of Jerry Combs as its top student- V ol XXXVI GOLETA, CALIFORNIA, TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 1957 No. 36 governing officer for the coming year. In a statement to El Gaucho, Combs expressed the fol­ DEADLINE 4 P.M. FOR ‘EL GAUCHO’ lowing: “ I only wish to say that I will do all in my power ELECTION RESULTS AND to make next year’s Legislative Council one which will EDITOR APPLICATIONS; PCB PLANS consider the welfare of Santa Barbara College as a whole TOTAL VOTING FIGURES the primary factor in every decision. The college should THOROUGH GRILLING OF APPLICANTS and will be placed above any other affiliation I might have. This I solemnly swear to the Student Body.” The deadline for applications for the position of editor of this publication, El Gaucho, will be this afternoon at 4 p-m. As of Friday Although Cy Epstein, ’58, was afternoon, five students have submitted their applications for the defeated, the fact that he was position. They are: defeated by only 200 votes speaks Don Ball, ’59 well for the stiff competition he Judy Dilley, ’60 Modem Chorale handed Combs in the elections. Louis Robinson, ’60 ■Many predicted a landslide vote Pete Vorzimer, ’58 Concert Set For against the independent Epstein Ray Ward, ’58 prior to the elections. However, Thursday evening at 7 o’clock Noon Today in And. as the results show, the election the Press Control Board is plan­ was quite close indeed. ning on interviewing the appli­ The Modern Chorale, an unique cants already mentioned, as well Cy Epstein wished to ex­ group of trained solo voices in as any other students who hap­ press the following: “I feel pen to submit their applications Madrigal tradition, will present a I’ve presented an honest and before today’s deadline. “pops concert” today at noon in educated platform. I’d like At this meeting the Board the auditorium, under the direc­ to thank those who voted for plans to fire at Rie applicants tion of Dr. Van A. Christy, pro­ me, and good luck to Jerry.” numerous questions pertaining to fessor of music. The public is in­ the functioning of this college An interesting fact about the vited to this free event. Jerry Combs, *58, SAE Don Cottle9 959, DTD publication, how it can be im­ A.S, President9 1957-58 A.S. Vice President9 1957-58 resultant elections is that next proved if necessary, and many The popular organization has Joanne Taylor, ’58, KAT A.S. Secretary, 1957-58 year’s voting members of Legis­ other questions pertaining to the appeared often in this area the A.S. President Junior Class President lative Council are almost entirely position being sought by the ap­ past year. The program this Jerry Combs ...... 698 Robert Kieding Greek-affiliated. This might say plicant. noon features particularly loved Cy Epstein ...... 494 Junior Vice President Faculty Members something for the Greek popu­ The "position, which currently compositions from sources as A.S. Vice President (Runoff) pays $214 per year and gives the larity and interest in student widely separated as folk music Jerry Perry ...... 506 Maureen Mahoney editor a voting seat on Legisla­ Don Cottle...... 668 Russ Hoyt Get Fellowships body government here. tive Council, automatically makes and Broadway musical comedy. A.S. Secretary Summer research fellowships The office of ASB Vice Presi­ the editor a member of California Contemporary, romantic, folk Junior Secretary for four Santa Barbara College Joanne T aylor...... 737 dent went to Don Cottle, ’59. Jo­ Club. and other schools are represent­ Suzie Williams faculty members have been an­ Patti Crane ...... 439 anne Taylor, ’59, defeated Patti ed. nounced by Dr. Elmer R. Noble, Men’ s Rep-at-Large Sophomore Class President Crane, ’59, for the office of ASB Dr. Christy has arranged a acting provost. George Hawkins Dennis Naiman University summer fellowships Secretary. The combination of Aquarama Scheduled Modern Chorale adaptation of Ted Zundel Sophomore Vice President intended for a limited number these two students, plus the new “ Stranger in Paradise” from the Larry Adams of junior members of the faculty With a theme of “ This Is New Janet Weidenbach student body president, should Broadway musical, “ Kismet.” have been awarded to Dr. Joseph York,” the moods of Manhattan Women’s Rep-at-Large Sophomore Secretary R. Connell, instructor in zoology, insure adequate student govern­ will unfold in the sparkling water Soloists will be Roland Bergthold, Peggy Wood Mary Hartnett and Dr. Homer D. Swander, as­ ment for Santa Barbara College pageant presented by the UCSBC baritone, and Sue Swift, soprano. Ann Worrell sistant professor of English. this coming year. Third Annual Aquarama. For Another highlight will be the Sandy Bechtold A.M.S. President Two fellowships awarded each three evenings, May 2, 3 and 4, Mesa Representative Stan McGinley ...... 365 Other offices to which stu­ Flower Duet from “ Madame But­ summer by the Haynes Founda­ beginning at 8:15, the campus Barbara W offord ...... 35 Larry Rust ...... 206 terfly” by Puccini. Singing the tion were given to Dr. Harold J. dents were elected go as fol­ pool will be filled with students Neal Rasmussen ...... 40 solo roles will be Katherine Min- A.M.S. Vice President Pious, assistant professor of eco­ lows : Men’s Rep-at-Large— of the Women’s Physical Educa­ Senior Class President tion Department, sponsors of the nick, soprano, and Betty Allen, Greg James ...... 334 nomics, and Dr. Robert Billig- Larry Adams, ’58; George Bill T ice ...... 211 show. George Plasch...... 229 meier, assistant professor of so­ Hawkins, ’60, and Ted Zun- mezzo soprano. Tony Joseph ...... 143 This presentation will offer a ciology. del, ’59. Women’s Rep-at- Four Appalachian folk songs Senior Vice President A.M.S. Secretary The Haynes Foundation fellow­ large variety of rhythmic, syn­ Large — Peggy Wood, ’59; are included. “ The Gallows Tree,” Diana Schacht Bob Holcomb ...... 303 ship is awarded to an instructor chronized swimming acts, cen­ Lou L e v y ...... 228 Ann Worrell, ’59, and Sandy tered around the theme of New a somewhat plaintive song based Senior Secretary or assistant professor who is York, and includes a east of 67 on a traditional ballad from the Alice McAdam ...... 105 A.M.S. Treasurer completing a manuscript of sig­ Bechtold, ’59. Mesa Repre­ nificant research within the so­ swimmers. Kentucky mountains, is arranged Joan Strand...... 238 Jim Perino sentative — Neal Rasmussen, cial sciences. ’58. Senior Class President by Tom Scott like a miniature Dr. Connell’s project is an at­ — Bill Tice. Senior Vice Pres­ ORIENTATION opera with the various characters tempt to complete an accurate ex­ sung by Katherine Minnick, perimental study of natural inter­ ident— Diana Schacht. Sen­ PROGRAM BAND SHOW REVEALS PROMINENT Carole Ozanian, alto, John tidal barnacle populations which ior Secretary— Joan Strand. he began in Scotland. Knowledge Chairmen and presidents Goeschl, bass, and Dennis Lees, Junior Class President-—Bob TALENT HERE AS SHOW CLAIMED HIT of population changes is funda­ of clubs and organizations tenor. The dramatic ballad tells Kieding. Junior Vice Presi­ are reminded to return “ Highly successful” is the only of present day rock-and-roll sing­ mental for many fields, including of a girl sentenced to be hanged, ers. His antics had the audience dent— (runoff between Russ forms for the A.S. orienta­ term to be applied to the first epidemology, medical entomolo­ who seeks help, and of her sur­ laughing all the way. Hoyt and Maureen Maho­ tion program today. A re­ annual Gaucho Band Show held gy and parasitology, but difficult prising rescue. Pete Danner’s classical guitar ney). Junior Secretary— Su­ minder, also, of the general last Thursday night in the Cam­ to obtain. meeting of the A.S. Orien­ Accompanists for the program solos were another high point of zie Williams. Sophomore pus Auditorium. the show. Danner also displayed tation Committee in the will be Patricia Smith and Ruth Dr. Swander is completing a Class President— Dennis Nai- Before an enthusiastic audi­ a quiet humor to go along with Huddle, May 8, at noon. Winslow. book, “ The Design of Cymbe- ence of about 250 students, fac­ his professional playing. man. Sophomore Vice Presi­ line,” an attempt to investigate ulty and townspeople, Santa Bar­ Mary Stewart danced two num­ dent — Janet Weidenbach. bara student talent presented two bers, and the Commore brothers, the relationship between the de­ Sophomore Secretary— Mary ADLER TO READ CHAUCER TALES AT hours of musical entertainment Don and Dave, showed that they signs of Shakespeare’s plays and Hartnett. A.M.S. President of all types— all of it good. were no strangers to the boards his use or modification of con­ — Stan McGinley, ’59. A.M.S. The first half of the show was in their dance presentation. ventional form, subject matter, ENGLISH DEPARTMENT PRESENTATION devoted to the men’s and wom­ Bert Swift displayed a fine Vice President— Greg James, ideas and values. “ The Canterbury Tales,” by Chaucer burlesque of himself, the en’s glee chibs under the direc­ baritone voice in singing a pair ’57. A.M.S. Secretary— Bob Geoffrey Chaucer, will be read Tale of Sir Topaz. tion of Mr. Carl Zytowski, and of popular songs, and this young Dr. Pious’ research, now be­ Holcomb, ’59. A.M.S. Treas­ in the auditorium of the New Chaucer wrote his poems with the two organizations presented man will undoubtedly be heard ing carried on in Great Britain, urer— Jimmy Perino, ’59. Classroom Building tomorrow the knowledge that they would be over a dozen Broadway show from in future campus produc­ is an inquiry into the use and evening at 7:30. The stories will read aloud in court and in the times and folk ballads. For many tions. efficacy of monetary policy as an be presented in the modem Eng­ larger manor halls. He was prob­ of the students in the audience, The Gaucho Band, the finest inflation control in the post-war VETS: SIGN VOUCHERS lish translation by Nevill Coghill. ably the reader himself for some this was the first opportunity to dance band to be organized at Admission is free. of the Canterbury Tales, and the hear the glee clubs, but after the Santa Barbara College in many economy of the United Kingdom. Wednesday, May 1, is the A complete reading of Chau­ poems lend themselves to an oral fine performance of the groups years, drew loud and enthusiastic His headquarters is at the Lon­ date for Korea (P.L. 550), cer’s tales would require about presentation before an audience. it can be said with certainty that applause from the listeners but, don School of Economics. State veterans and veterans’ eight hours, so that only a small They contain the elements of wit, the students would like to hear unfortunately, a lack of time pre­ Dr. Billigmeier’s work is di­ dependents to sign vouch­ number of stories and connecting character and insight that mark the glee clubs once again. vented the musicians from play­ rected towards an analysis of the ers, so be sure to remember pieces have been selected for this good literary works of popular The second part of the show ing more numbers. performance. The passages cho­ appeal. was devoted to music by the pop­ The entire production was un­ relationships between the Span­ in order to insure getting a sen represent the various types of Taking part in this perform­ ular Gaucho Band, under the di­ der the co-direction of Brendle ish-speaking inhabitants of Santa check. A representative of stories contained in the complete ance are Jack Adler as Chaucer, rection of Han Brendle and Bob and Raleigh, and they are to be Barbara and other elements in the Dean of Men’s Office work, and include specifically: Bob Rogers as the host, Dave Raleigh, and by several student complimented for bringing to the the population during the period will be on the Mesa Campus Iman as the Reeve, Kenneth soloists. campus a show of this high cali­ from 1845-1870, in which a flow Wednesday afternoon to the prologue, the stories of the Champion as the Pardoner, Sue Hit of the evening was Galen bre. Those students who were Reeve, the Wife of Bath, the MacLellan as the Wife of Bath Denning, who put down his not in attendance missed an ex­ of migration markedly altered serve Industrial Arts veter­ Pardoner, the Second Nun, and and Joyce Lyon as the Nun. trombone to give his impressions cellent show. population makeup and culture. ans. Page 2 EL GAUCHO Tuesday, April 30, 1957 ...... — ...... - ~ t...... mmmmmmmmmgmmmmmm Hundreds of Voumes Specially Purchased for You to Save! ...... m min S S jfB B B B ...... iiiiiiiiiiiiiiim i«iiM i n li :f University of California, Santa Barbara College Published every Tuesday and Friday during the school year except during vacation and examinations periods hy the Associated Students of the Uni­ versity of California, Santa Barbara College. Opinions expressed herein SPECIAL PURCHASE are those of the staff unless otherwise indicated. Entered as second-class matter Nov. 10, 1954, at the post office at Goleta, Calif., under the Act of March 3, 1879. Mailing charge is $2.00 per year, payable in advance. EDITORIAL BOARD NOEL F. McGINN, ’57 Editor NEIL KLEINMAN, ’59 LOUIS G. ROBINSON, ’60 Assistant Editor Assistant Editor PETE VORZIMER, ’58 TONI WALSH, ’60 Sports Editor Managing Editor BOOK SALE D AY E D IT O R ______LOUIS G. 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3. THE SHORT NOVELS OF DO­ 60. Adventure in Tibet — JOURNEY STOYEVSKY. 811 pages. Intro, WITH LOSHAY, b y G. N. Patter­ A Heavy Responsibility Ahead . . . by Thomas Mann. Pub. at $5 son. Photos. Ihib. at $3.75...... _. — ------— Sale—$3.49 ' ...... Sale—$1.98 “ The President of the Associated Students should be 4. THE LIVING THOUGHTS OF 61. William Dean—HOWELLS AND impartial^ he should represent the interests o f all the student DESCARTES. Intro, by •Paul THE AGE OF REALISM, by E. Valery. Pub. at $2.50.....Sale— 1 Carter. Pub. at $5....Sale— $1.98 body.” 5. THE PHILOSOPHY OF SANTA­ REMARKABLE SALE! 62. ONE MAN'S INDIA, by A. Stra- These are the words of the losing candidate for the YANA — Selections from bis ton. Vivid description of every­ Works. Ed. and intro, by Irwin day life in modem India. 32 office of President of the Associated Students. Without re­ Edman. 904 pp. Pub. at $6.50 photos. Pub. at $4.50..Sale—$1.98 .—------...... —___Sale—-$2.98 Giants Size 3.00 to 8.00 marking on the efficacy of these remarks, we would like to 6. FICTION GOES TO COURT— 18 63. THE BIBLE IN QUESTIONS & AN­ note that they are in striking opposition to both the state­ Great Stories of the Law. Ed by SWERS, by The Rev. Wm. A. P. Blaustein. Pub. at $4___ ..... Karraker. Pub. at $7.50...... L-__ ments and comments of his opponent, the President-elect ...... Sale—$1.98 ...... Sale—$1.98 of the Associated Students. 7. HOGARTH'S PROGRESS, by Pe­ 64. Bertrand Russell's DICTIONARY ter Quennell. Definitive biogra­ OF MIND, MATTER AND MOR­ More voters cast their ballots for Jerry Combs, ’58, phy with 23 superb reproduc­ ALS. Pub. at $5...... Sale—$1.98 tions. Pub. at $6.50 Sale—$2.98 who on several important issues this year has taken strong, 65. MILTON on Himself. Pub. at 8. PERSIAN MINIATURES— 13 Full- 3.50 _____ ...... Sale—$1.98 outspoken stands; more people voted for Combs than for Color Prints. Text by M. Dia­ COLOR PRINTS mond. Imp. Pub. at $4....!___ BY: Cy Epstein, ’58, who has remained conspicuously quiet on ------Sale—$1.98 66. THE ANALYSIS OF AN OBSES­ ft PICASSO SIONAL, by R. W. Pickford. A most important issues this year. 9. The Art of SEURAT— 11 Full- vivid account of psychoanalysis. Color Prints. 9Vfexl3". Imp. Pub. ft UTRILLO Pub. at $4...... Sale—$1.98 W hy? We can see only two answers. Either the student at $2.50______.....Sale—$1 ft VAN GOGH 67. CESAR FRANCK, by L. Valla. Il­ body (and we realize here that we actually mean only about 10. The Art of ROUSSEAU— 11 Prints lus. Pub. at $4____ ...Sale—$1.98 in Full Color. 9Vfcxl3. Imported. f t KLEE one-third of the student body) preferred a candidate who Pub at $2.50...... u....Sale— $1 68. THE DICTIONARY OF SOCIAL was outspoken, and who on most issues took the same side ft ROUAULT WELFARE, b y E. F. Young. Pub. 11. Spellman, Reuther, Conant, Oth­ at $5.„...... Sale—$1.98 ers — SIX UPON THE WORLD. ft LAUTREC as they; or the student body ignored issues completely and Pub. at $4.95...... Sale—$1 f t CEZANNE 69. The Human Story of the Bible— voted for the candidate with which they were more familiar, 12. SOVIET POLITICS, by F. L. Schu- HERIES, KINGS AND MEN, by L. man. Pub. at $6...... Sale—$1.49 Paul. Pub. at $4...... Sale—$1 for various reasons other than his forthrightness. beautiful reproductions that would usually be 3.00 to 13. NORTH AFRICAN POWDER KEG, 70. Baudelaire to T. S. Eliot ■— THE We have a high opinion of the student body, and thus by E. Stevens. Pub. at $3.75___ 8.00—each larger than a full-size newspaper page! CRITIC'S ALCHEMY, by R. Z. ------...... ¿.v...... Sale— $1 Temple. Pub. at $4....Sale—$1.98 cannot accept the second hypothesis, which suggests that the 14. Intelligent Layman's MEDICAL PORTFOLIOS OF COLOR PRINTS 71. TALKING TO ANIMALS, by B. candidate who can sing well, is “ cute” and otherwise highly DICTIONARY, by H. Schwartz, GRANDMA MOSES — FOUR SEA­ VIEWS OF PARIS, by Maurice Le­ Woodhouse. Pub. at $3.50...... M.D. Pub. at $4.75 Sale— $1.98 SONS. 17x14". Pub. at $6...... gendre. 22x18". Pub. at $8...... Sale—$1.49 popular in a strictly social sense will always win this office...... Set of 4 now $2.98 ...... Set of 4 now $2.98 15. Van Wyck Brooks—THE CON­ 72. THE MIGRATION OF SYMBOLS, A third explanation has been offered us, which we can­ FIDENT YEARS, 1885-1915. Pub. ROMANTIC JAPAN. 13x11". Pub. DEGAS SILKSCREEN PRINTS. Pub. by Count Goblet d'Alviella. Il­ at $6...... Sale—$1.98 at $3...... Set of 4 now $1.98 at $4...... All 4 prints now $1.98 lus. Pub. at $5...... Sale— $2.98 not accept fully. This states that Combs was elected by virtue of almost all fraternity and sorority members voting a 16. Author of "The Story of San Mi­ PICTURESQUE MEXICO. 17x14". WINSLOW HOMER WATERCOLORS. 73. The Classic Study—JESUS, by chele"—AXEL MUNTHE, by G. Pub. at $6.....Set of 4 now $2.98 18x15". Pub. at $5...... C. Guignebert. Pub. at $6...... straight “ Greek” ticket, and that not enough independents Munthe & G. Uexkull. Pub. at ...... Set of 6 now $3.98 ...... i.w...... Sale—$3.98 $3.75 ...... ------Sale—$1 MOTHER GOOSE NURSERY PIC­ TURES by Leonard Weisgard. 74. TREASURY OF PHILOSOPHY, by voted the independent ticket. 17. ANIMAL FORMS AND PAT­ 13x16". Special—Set of 6 now $1 Color Etchings—SETTERS & COCK­ D. D. Runes. Nearly 1,300 pages. TERNS— 125 Illustrations. By A. ER SPANIELS. 16x11^2- Pub. at We reject this belief on the grounds that many of the Portman. Pub. at $6.25....______UTRILLO'S MONTMARTRE SCENES. $5.....______Set of 2 now $1 75. History of PHILOSOPHICAL SYS- — ------...:.— ...... Sale—$1.98 17x14". Pub. at $12...... Pub. at $15...... Sale—$5.95 ballots we watched being counted on Friday were “ split,” ...... Set of 4 now $2.98 GIANT COLOR PRINTS. Each Larg­ TEMS, ed. by Vergilius Ferm. 18. Churchill's American Grandfa­ er than this Page. Pub. at $3 to Summaries of all the major phi­ with persons voting for Combs and Perry, or Epstein and ther— THE REMARKABLE MR. DECORATIVE OLD MAPS. 20x16". $15------Now only $1 losophies. Pub. at $6..Sale— $2.98 JEROME, by A. Leslie. Illus. Pub. at $18....Set of 6 now $3.98 Including Degas, Van Gogh, Pi­ Cottle. The fact that this explanation has been offered, Pub. at $4...... Sale— $1 at $5...... Set of 6 now $2.98 casso, Utrillo, Toulouse-Lautrec, 76. Concise Dictionary of AMERI­ however, is highly interesting and will undoubtedly be pur­ Matisse, Renoir, and many other CAN LITERATURE, ed. by R. 19. VOCAL TECHNIQUE, by P. Judd. TOULOUSE - LAUTREC "MOULIN outstanding American & Euro­ Richards. Pub. at $5...... sued in greater detail in future editions of El Gaucho. Illus. Pub. at $2.65. ..Sale—$1.49 ROUGE" PISTERS. 11x14". Pub. pean artists. •...... Sale- —$2.98 So, we believe, Combs was elected on the basis that 20. The Memoirs of General de 77. DICTIONARY OF WORD ORI­ Gaulle— THE CALL TO HONOR. GINS, by J. T. Shipley. Pub. at people knew where he stood, and liked the stands he had Illus. Pub. at $5...... Sale—$1 $5 ...... Sale—$2.98 taken. 21. THE MOZART HANDBOOK, ed. 34. THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE—A Car­ 47. Around the World in Two Years 78. SPRINGTIME IN PARIS, b y Elliot by L. Biancolli. 629 pages, 43 toon Treasury. Pub. at $2.95. —THE WEST IN MY EWES, by Paul. Pub. at $3.50____Sale— $1 Certainly it is no secret that most of Combs’ viewpoints contributors. Pub. at $7.50...... Sale—$1 Annie Van da Viele. Photos...... —....__Sale*—$3.98 Pub. at $4______..Sale—$1.49 79. EDINBURGH YEAR BOOK. Com­ have been in direct opposition to those of El Gaucho. We 35. Henry David Thoreau — THE plete record, in pictures and 22. YOUR CHILD'S HAPPINESS, by CONCORD AND THE MERRI­ 48. Collected Conversations of Lord ttext, of the 1956 Edinburgh Fes­ are not embarrassed to make this admission, for, as we have I. S. Seipt. Pub. at $3....Sale— $1 MACK. Ed. by D. C. Lunt. Illus. B yron— HIS VERY SELF AND tival. Pub. at $2.65...... Sale— $1 Pub. at $4.50 Sale—$11.98 VOICE, ed. b y E. J. Lovell. stated in the past, we like a good fight. We believe, too, 23. HIDDEN THREADS OF HISTORY Pub. at $7.50.._...... Sale— $2.98 80. EVERYBODY'S GUIDE TO STAMP —Wilson through FDR, by L. B. 36. BURCHER, BAKER, MURDER INVESTMENT, by J. E. Granville. that next year’s El Gaucho will continue to state what it Wehle. Pub. at $4....Scde—$1.98 MAKER. A spellbinding mystery Illus. Pub. at $2.95...... Sflle— $1 anthology. Ed. by G. H. Coxe. 49. AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF WILHELM feels, no matter who opposes those viewpoints, and that the 24. PhUip Harben's COOKERY EN­ Pub. at $3.50...... Sale—$1 STEKEL. History of psychoanaly­ 81. CHILD PSYCHIATRY In the Com­ CYCLOPEDIA. 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Pub. at $6...... 53. A CYCLE OF CATHAY, by W...... Sale—$2.98 41. Medicine in Colonial America— W. Appleton. The Chinese vogue 86. FLYING SAUCERS—Myth, Truth, cerned. For the first time in many years the student body AESCULAPIUS COMES TO THE in 17th and 18th century Eng­ History, by D. H. Menzel. Illus. 29. FOOTBALL'S GREATEST COLONIES, by M. B. Gordon, land, and its influence on that Pub. at $4.75...... Sale—$1.98 is very much alive to the problems and workings of their COACHES. Pub. at $3.95...,.__ r. M.D. Illus. Pub. at $10.______period's art, literature, decor, ______Sale—$1.49 ...... Sale—$2.98 etc. Illus. Pub. at $3....Scde^—$1 87. Tricks & Quirks of YOUR NOR­ government. And, for the first time, various groups are MAL MIND, by L. Pollack. Pub. 30. THE SHORT NOVELS OF CO­ 42. PRACTICAL ANIMAL HUSBAND­ 54. WHAT IS CATHOLICITY?, by P. at $3...... Sale—$1 beginning to construct organizations that will insure the LETTE. 733 pages. Intro, by RY, by Jack Wilder. Pub. at H. 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BROWN AMERICANS—The Sto­ ------Sale—$2.98 campus. 32. THE SHORT NOVELS OF BAL­ ry of a Tenth of the Nation, by ZAC. Intro, by Jules Romains. 45. KANGAROO, by H. G. Lam- E. R. Embree. Pub. at $3...... 90. WATERFRONT PRIEST, b y A. With many important changes about to occur, the stu­ Pub. at $5...... ______Sale—$2.98 mond. Pub. at $3,50....Sale— $1 ...... Sale—$1 Raymond. Pub. at $3.50..Sale—$1 dent officers who make the decisions will have a great burden 33. THE MATING INSTINCT, by L. J. 46. Lloyd George: His Life & Times 57. UNIONS AND CAPITALISM, by 91. BURL IVES' TALES OF AMERI­ & M. J. Milne. Illus. Pub. at —TEMPESTUOUS JOURNEY, by C. E. Lindbloom. Pub. at $3.75 CA. Illus. Pub. at $3.95...... of responsibility to assume. We hope that they will accept $4.50 ...... Sale—$1.49 F. Owen. Pub. at $7....Sale—431 ...... —...— Sale— $1 ...... Sale—432.49 the challenge, and will make decisions. As with last year’s Council, we have faith in their ability. But we do hope that next year’s El Gaucho will not feel as we have this year, that Legislative Council has refused its responsibilities. If it does, we are afraid, Santa Barbara College will not finally make the advances that have awaited COLLEGE BOOKSTORE it for years, advances that could have been made this year. Thus, we are advising next year’s Council to look at this year’s for the necessary background on pitfalls to avoid. Tuesday, April 30, 1957 EL GAUCHO Page 3 OSBORNE, WALSKI SET Gaucho Nine Tips L.A., 8-6 The Gaucho basemen pounded short on their effort to overcome out an 8-6 victory over the L.A. the Gauchos and the game ended, GAUCHO HITTING PACE 8 to 6. State Diablos on the victors’ Coach Rochelle shifted his de­ A two-way battle for batting three-bagger and one double, plus home diamond, thus sweeping the fensive alignment for this game, honors is developing on the Gau­ 14 singles. three-game series with them. which found Pat Mills moving to cho baseball team, much to the Adding additional power Santa Barbara smashed out a third and sending Pete Walski to delight of Coach Rene Rochelle. to the Gaucho nine is catcher total of 11 hits, with Pete Walski, left and Roger Keller to right. Bearers of this delight for Neil Wright. In 15 games Osborne was moved to second Ron Heusser and Roger Keller the mentor of the diamond- Wright has collected 15 hits and Team Captain Ed Coulter men are Pete Walski and SPORTS EDITOR ...... 1..... PETE VORZIMER in 48 attempts, with three of garnering two hits apiece. moved to shortstop. Vaughn Johnny Osborne. After 16 ASST. SPORTS EDITOR ...... 2...... MIKE KAHN them going for extra bases. The Rochellemen got off to a Wipf started in centejrfield. skirmishes between the lo­ Walski, guardian of the hot fast start by scoring three runs Dave Iman, Gaucho outfielder, SPORTS W R IT E R S ...... RAY W ARD, DARRELL CHAUSOW cals and their opponents, a corner, is way out in front in the on five hits in the first inning, sat this game out because of a mere seven digits separate runs-batted-in department with a badly sprained ankle. It is hoped the two for the honors. the big blow being a run-scoring total of 26. Osborne gamers the Iman will be ready for the Gau­ Walski sports a .333 average, runner-up spot with eight, and triple by Pete Walski. L.A. State chos’ next game at Long Beach with 20 safeties in 60 trips to first basebal - pitcher Ron Heus­ picked up one run in the second State this Friday. Santa Barbara Redlands Upsets Gaucho the plate. This includes five cir­ ser has accounted for seven. off Gaucho starter and winner now stands at seven wins and cuit clouts, three triples and one Pat Mills, UCSBC shortstop, three losses in league play. double, plus 11 single thumps. and Osborne have both turned on Bob Pope on back-to-back dou­ Trackmen; New Mile Record Osborne, with 14 games and the speed along the base paths bles. The Gauchos came back in The linescore: R H E Diablos 010 000 005—6 11 3 Redlands University scored a and Don Hoopingarner took the 18 hits in 53 trips to the platter, for five stolen bases apiece. the third with one more run to Gauchos 301 300 lOx— 8 7 4 . 69-61 triumph over UCSBC Sat- high jump at 6 ft. 1 in. and holds a .340 average, or slightly In over-all strength, the Gau­ put the home team ahead, 4 to 1. more than a hit for every third urday at the Goleta track, thus Gates Foss tied for first in the chos have 131 hits in 508 times Santa Barbara scored what trip. The diminutive centerfield- at bat for a .257 average. handing the Gauchos their first pole vault with a 13-foot leap. proved to be the winning runs MEN STUDENTS ¡i small-college loss. Santa Barbara er has two round-trippers, one Statistics: Adams Outstanding in the fourth inning when they Athletic Club, paced by Sam Ad­ Men students are remind- ams, finished third in the five­ The outstanding perform­ G AB R H 2B 3B HR SH BB SO SB RBI Pet scored three runs on one hit, two that identification pictures way meet with 22 points, fol­ er of the meet was Sam Ad­ walks and an error. The Gau­ are due now in the Dean of ams of the Santa Barbara Osborne, cf 14 53 16 18 1 1 2 2 10 5 5 8 .333 lowed by Westmont with 6 and chos got their final tally in the Men office. $2 fine will re­ Whittier with 4. Athletic Club. Iron Man Ad­ Walski, 3b 16 60 13 20 1 3 5 2 10 7 3 26 .333 seventh when Roger Keller sin­ sult from not turning in pic­ Santa Barbara won eight first ams scored 17 points as he ture. won the javelin, shot put, dis­ gled home Don Evans. Thus the places in the thrilling meet as Wright, c 15 48 10 15 2 1 0 1 11 5 0 4 .313 300 - plus spectators rose from cus, tied for third in the high score stood 8 to 1 going into the their seats as Redlands overtook jump and took a fourth in Keller, lf-p 15 37 8 11 1 1 0 0 6 8 1 6 .297 ninth. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE the high hurdles, and only a the Gauchos in the final two Bob Pope, up until the ninth, ORGANIZATION events. bad spill in the lows prevent­ Heusser, lb-p 15 40 8 11 2 2 0 1 6 6 1 7 .275 ed him from adding to his pitched two-hit ball and hadn’t Sets New Mile Record holds weekly meetings total. Adams, together with Mills, ss 16 65 10 19 3 3 0 1 4 9 5 5 .292 allowed a hit since the third. In Bill Collins broke the SBC Ed Austin, both representing Thursday at 4:30 i mile record as he churned the ninth, however, Pope tired the SBAC, amassed 22 points Coulter, 2 b 16 56 11 13 0 0 0 2 13 6 3 3 .232 in the the four - lapper in 4:17.5. and the Diablos got to him for for a two-man third place in Literature Distribution Room Collins scored a double vic­ the meet for SBAC. Iman, rf 16 57 4 14 4 0 0 2 4 13 1 10 .246 two runs on three hits. Jim Hez- tory when he eased to a 120 East Valerio Street The local trackmen are ex­ lep was brought in to put down 9:53.5 two - mile win. The Evan, lb 7 16 2 3 0 0 0 1 6 6 0 1 .188 pected to be at full strength for Next Meeting will be , smooth-running Gaucho ran the L.A. State uprising. The the conference meet at San Luis Thursday, May 2, 1957 an amazing 56.6 last lap. Wipf, rf 8 20 1 2 0 0 0 0 3 3 0 1 .188 Staters got three more runs on Obispp next Saturday. The Gauchos obviously missed Others 16 56 4 5 0 0 0 6 6 19 1 3 .071 two hits off Hezlep, but L.A. fell four of their top runners, Larry Smith, Eld Scott, Johnny Morris and John Godfrey, who were Injur; Forces Team competing in the Drake Relays. Larry Olivas and Johnny Os­ borne took up the slack as the From Drake Relays two sprinters scored clutch vic­ The Santa Barbara relay team tories. Olivas pulled a real upset competing in the Drake Relays at as he won the 100 in 10.3. Des Moines, la., was forced to Baseman Wins 220 drop out of the finals when Larry Donning a thinclad uni­ Smith pulled up in the half-mile form this weekend was John­ relay with a torn muscle. ny Osborne, leading Gaucho The day before, the foursome diamond slugger. Ozzie, with­ of Ed Scott, Johnny Morris, John out benefit of much workout, Godfrey and Larry Smith had won the 220 in 22.3. qualified in both the half-mile Raul Yanez set the pace as the and mile relays. W H A T IS A LEAKY PEN» Gauchos finished 1-2-3 in the After an excellent start, Smith 880. The sharp freshman star had begun his third lap when he was clocked in 1:58 flat while suffered a pulled muscle. The Ned Wilson took second with an team was forced to drop out of under-two-minute time and Mul- the mile relav which was to fol­ lin clocked two minutes flat, both low later in the afternoon. hitting all-time bests. It was a tremendous blow to Santa Barbara once again dis­ the team, considered the best in played strength in the jumping the school’s history and of which Blotter D otter events as Duke Ellington won the all four of the runners are seniors EARL MILLER. broad jump with a 23-foot leap competing in their last season. U. OF MIAMI

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1Gaucho’ To Help Crippled Children A A drive for crippled children R will be held from May 6 to 10. Every $100 collected in this drive N means that one child who has been crippled with polio, menin­ 0 gitic or cerebral palcy will get a two-week vacation, all expenses L paid, to a summer camp in Santa Cruz, Arrowhead or in the San D Bernardino Mountains. This drive is put on solely by COFFEE TIME this college. The money that is A W S INSTALLS NEW OFFICERS MAY 8; Smoking Regulations collected will be turned over to One of the great new Around Town It is the policy of the Univer- '~ the Santa Barbara Society for American traditions is the Variety is the spice of enter­ OUTSTANDING SENIOR WOMEN HONORED sity to regulate smoking on cam­ tainment . . . and the town is pus by students, faculty, staff and Crippled Children. The funds glorious institution of the of the new members for the jun­ spicy this week. The outstanding event on the outside groups. Implementation will then be used to finance the coffee break. The UCSBC ior women’s honorary, Chimes, Tonight the San Francisco spring calendar for UCSBC wom­ of this policy has been delegated , will be supervised by Miss Elaine summer camp trips. All the crip­ version of this pastime has Ballet is at the Granada and en is scheduled for May 8 when to each local campus administra- • Greening of Goleta. Mrs. Cyn­ pled children benefited by this been established recently as “Anastasia” opens at the Lobero, the Associated Women Students tion. installation banquet is to be held thia Thomas, of Arcadia, presi­ drive will be drawn from the the student - faculty coffee both at 8:30 pan. Tomorrow at The following statement, pub- , dent of Crown and Scepter, the the new lecture hall will be a at the Miramar Convention Hall lished recently in the U niversity Santa Barbara area. hour, 3:30 Wednesday aft­ senior women’s honorary, will reading of Chaucer’s “ Canter­ beginning at 6 p.m. One of the Bulletin, concerning smoking reg­ Representatives from the Chari­ ernoons at the Gaucho An­ introduce the new members of bury Tales,” something not often highlights of the evening will be ulations at Berkeley, is applicable nex. Take a break, invite Crown and Scepter. ties Committee will distribute heard, starting at 7 :30 p.m. At the installation of Judy Dean of to this campus and is called to your profs and friends to The keynote speaker for the handy containers for all dona­ noon today is the Modern Cho­ San Diego as president of A.W.S. the attention of the faculty : join you for coffee and con­ She will succeed Annabelle Rea banquet will be Dr. Robert Kel­ tions May 6 and 7. During this rale in the auditorium. “ Smoking regulations were versation. ley, history instructor at UCSBC. Following in the next few of Santa Barbara. adopted in order to avoid offend- „ same period sponsors will visit Among the many guests invited weeks are the Contemporary Mu­ The 10 outstanding senior ing non-smokers who may suffer the various living groups on and to the banquet are housemoth­ sic Festival and “ Bicycle Thief,” women of 1956-57 will be an­ real distress in the presence of ers, head residents and faculty off campus to make personal ap­ Monaghan Finishes both at the university, the former nounced during the evening. smoking in classrooms, and to women. Invited to sit at the head peals for donations. lasting from next Sunday until These women will be given cer­ minimize the damage to Univer­ table are Mrs. Helen Keener, Tuesday and the latter on tificates to commemorate the oc­ sity property and the increased All-College Lectures Dean of Women; Miss Ellen Wednesday evening, May 8. Also casion. The Retail Merchants cost of maintenance resulting Bowers, Assistant Dean of Wom­ The final lecture in the Santa coming are “ Henry V,” the fa­ Assn, of Santa Barbara and the from careless smoking habits on Santa Barbara Chamber of Com­ en; Mr. Clyde Keener, Industrial RHA NEWS Barbara College spring All-Col­ mous Laurence Olivier movie, campus. merce have provided sterling sil­ Arts Department; Mrs. Robert lege Lecture series today will and the stage play, “ Fallen An­ “ All classrooms and certain Friday night will find Gaucho Kelley, wife of the speaker; Miss feature Jay Monaghan, Wyles gels,” with Hermione Gingold ver hostess sets for each of these other areas of the campus have students assembled at the Coral Pearl Chase, Santa Barbara’s consultant, whose subject will be and Mary McCarty. Prepare honored seniors. been designated as no-smoking The women’s honorary soci­ 1956 Woman of the Year; Mrs. Casino for one of the spring se­ “ The Unending Interest in the yourselves. areas and signs have been posted eties will announce their new Elmer Noble, wife of the UCSBC mester’s most eagerly awaited so­ Civil War.” to that effect. Smoking is gen­ members at the banquet. These Acting Provost; Mrs. Clarence cial events, the RHA Spring For­ The lecture, free to the public, erally allowed in hallways and girls are selected for membership Phelps, former Dean of Women will be held in the lecture hall other appropriate . areas, and mal. Aggeler Seen on TV on the basis of scholarship, lead­ and wife of the former president of the New Classroom Building (with permission of the instruc­ The Richard Blalock orchestra, ership and service. Bobbie Breed­ of Santa Barbara College, and at 4 p.m. Dr. William F. Aggeler, asso­ tor) in seminars. Smoking is ing, of National City, president Claire Drew Forbes Walker and which has been rated as the top According to Monaghan, books ciate professor of French at Santa also permitted for small, informal . of Spurs, a sophomore women’s Mrs. E. W. McAdoo. performing group at the Coral on the Civil War first became Barbara College, appeared recent­ groups. Receptacles provided for honorary, is in charge of “ tap­ The AWS installation banquet Casino, has been engaged for the popular several years ago, but ly on the French class now in ping” for Spurs. The “ tapping” is traditionally one of the high­ cigarette and ash disposal in authors have increasingly turned progress on television station evening, and their fine music will lights of the campus activities. these areas should be fully uti­ to this vivid historical period for KQED, San Francisco, for which be supplemented by campus en­ Tickets for the event are avail­ he co-authored the text. lized.” a variety of books. able at the UCSBC Graduate tertainers. The Cairn twins, Judy Monaghan, whose life - long Mme. Yvonne Bardet of the The co-operation of faculty At The Movies Manager’s Office. and Linda, will give dancers their study of the period has resulted Convent of the Sacred Heart, San Schedules subject to change members is again solicited in en­ Francisco, and Dr. Aggeler’s col­ violin rendition of “ Begin the in 10 books, will detail the com­ without notice forcing these smoking regula­ plexity of emotional forces which laborator, introduced Dr. Aggeler Beguin” and “ Hot Canary.” In Speech Proficiency tions. have turned the nation’s attention to the audience of “ Learning FOX ARLINGTON addition, these many - talented repeatedly to the period, plus French is Fun,” a weekly pro­ T uesday Tests To Be Given girls will sing some campus fa­ “ The Tattered Dress,” Jeanne PROFESSIONAL the individualism of the colorful gram of conversations, games and Candidates for teaching cre­ vorites. Also providing vocal en­ Crain, Jeff Chandler characters, the manners and songs in French now scheduled dentials who must take the speech RECORD PLAYER “ Mister Cory,” Martha Hyer, tertainment will be Janie Hefrin, mores of society with special em­ each Thursday for children. Dr. proficiency test should contact REPAIRING Tony Curtis which should be good news to phasis on the changes in status Aggeler told the audience that the Speech Department office im­ Bring your Player to Wednesday on of women, and the slang of Civil closer relationships between peo­ mediately for instructions. April those who attended the Christmas “ Kronos,” Barbara Lawrence, War soldiers. ples occur when representatives 26 is the final date for accept­ F ormal, where she last performed John Emery Monaghan’s most recent book speak the same language, that ance of outlines. Thomsen’s for the Gauchos. “ The She-Devil,” Mari Blanch­ was “ The Man Who Elected Lin­ good will is engendered perhaps Oral examinations will be held The formal, the theme of which ard, Albert Dekker coln.” He is presently writing a as effectively as by any other on Wednesday, May 8, 3 to 5 TV Service is “ Spring Nocturne,” will be means by the American abroad biography of Gen. George Arm­ STATE p.m.; Thursday, May 9, 3 to 5 held from 9 to 11 in the Coral who speaks a foreign tongue. strong Custer, giving particular Tuesday on p.m., and Saturday, May 11, 9 Casino, which opens onto the Dr. Aggeler’s work on the be­ Ph. WO 5-5000 attention to his Civil War years. “ The Ten Commandments,” a.m. until noon, in Bldg. 417, ocean and features dancing un­ ginning French textbook has re­ He has also contributed to nu­ Anne Baxter, Charlton Hes­ Rm. 201. There will be no other 3528 STATE STREET der the stars. sulted in his being appointed a merous historical journals. He ton tests given this semester. The dress for the evening will holds the A.B. degree from member of the Research Council be formats for the women and Swarthmore College, M.A. from textbook committee of the Mod­ light or dark suits for the men. University of Pennsylvania and ern Language Assn, of Southern One RHA membership card will Litt.D. from Monmouth College. California. be required for each couple’s ad­ mission. W IN A VESPA! IT’S FOR REAL! by Chester Field Audio-Visual Ed. . . . the fast-shooting Course Now O ffered m an-sized motor scooter imported A concentrated professional schedule for teachers who wish from Italy! to fulfill the State of California requirement for a course in au­ dio-visual education has been ar­ IT'S FREE! NOTHING TO BUY! ranged for each Saturday begin­ ning April 27 and ending June 15 Pick up entry blanks now at through University of California the White House of Santa Extension. • Barbara The meetings are being held ON CLOSE EXAMINATION* Contest open to anyone over on the campus in Bldg. 109, Rm. 16 years of age 110, each Saturday from 9 a.m. Of all the different sorts of guys to 12 and 1:30 to 3:30 p.m. There are only two that I despise: Contest to end Friday, May The first I really would like to slam The instructor is Dr. Edwin J. 31, 1957 Swineford, assistant professor of Is the one who copies from my exam. education at UCSBC and former­ The other one’s the dirty skunk Drawing to be held at noon ly extension director for the Uni­ Who covers his and lets me flunk! on Saturday, lune 1, at the versity of Virginia. The textbook White House of Santa Bar­ MORAL: You’ll pass the pleasure test with Chesterfield bara is “Audio-Visual Procedures in King. Yes, if you want your pleasure Teachers” by Sands and may be anmma cum lande. smoke Chesterfield Winner need not be present purchased at the bookstore or at King! BIG length, BIG flavor, the the class meeting. smoothest tasting smoke today LEE The class has been set up for because it’s packed POLISHED COTTON PANTS teachers who must have had the more smoothly by ACCU-RAY. course prior to the June 30 ex­ Beige - White piration- date for credentials, ac­ W aists 28 to 3 6 ...... $5.95 Chesterfield King gives you more cording to Miss Muriel Kinman, of what you’re smoking fori Extension representative. Further enrollment information may be W hite House *$60 goes to Louis F. Welch, Iowa State College, • I IANTA obtained by contacting the Santa Am es, Iowa, for his Chester. Field poem. $60 for every philosophical verse accepted for publi­ 717-719 State St. • Phone 3149 Barbara Extension office, 129 E. cation. Chesterfield. P.O . Box 21, New York 46, N .Y .

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