Volume 12 Issue 21 News Desk - Tel: 076-236555 May 21 - 27, 2005 Daily news at www.phuketgazette.net 20 Baht

The Gazette is published in association with Entertainment Dulwich dream license fees finally arrive IN THIS ISSUE By Anongnat Sartpisut NEWS: Royal visit; Dengue PHUKET: More than 14 months warning; New airport for ends in divorce after all entertainment licenses Phang Nga nixed, more. were declared statutorily void, a Pages 2 & 3 By Gazette Staff list of fees for entertainment li- INSIDE STORY: Aboveboard or censes has been announced, pav- below par? Maritime safety off PHUKET: The divorce is final. ing the way for provincial au- Phuket. Pages 4 & 5 Dr Arthit Ourairath, CEO and thorities to start processing ap- Founder of Dulwich International plications. AROUND THE ISLAND: Snapping College, announced on May 13 Wisut Romin, Deputy Sec- Phuket’s sunsets. Page 6 that ties between Dulwich Col- retary of the Phuket Provincial AROUND THE REGION: Alive, but lege in London (DCL) and Administrative Office, on May how to survive and revive? Phuket’s top international school 17 told the Gazette that he re- Page 8 have been severed. ceived the list of fees just that Dulwich International Col- day, although it was ratified by OFF THE WALL: Guts or glory lege will, from June 24, be known the Ministry of the Interior (MoI) for Bruce Stanley. as the British International Col- on March 29. Pages 10 & 11 lege of Thailand, unless agree- K. Wisut said that there are LIFESTYLE: Swimmingly suit- ment can be reached with an- “about” 344 entertainment ven- able SenSes. Page 13 other school willing to replace ues in Phuket that must apply for DCL’s role. the licenses. ALL AT SEA: Pershing’s He added that officers guided missile. Page 14 The end of the seven-year relationship, though not entirely from Muang, Thalang and Kathu STICKER FEVER: Everyone unexpected after weeks of frac- Districts have been advised of loves Phuket! Page 15 tious talks, came suddenly. the fees and have posted “infor- In a message emailed to From June 24, Dulwich International College will be the British mal” announcements to all venue FIRST PERSON: Fun and International College of Thailand, but will the school remain the same? games in Phuket. Page 21 parents, Dr Arthit wrote: owners within their areas. “It is with profound regret evident and tensions mounted. At ment, Dr Arthit explained, will be K. Wisut added that Phuket BUSINESS & MONEY: Hotel that I have to inform you that each stage, while efforts were as follows: Governor Udomsak Usawarang- developers keep on coming; Dulwich College London (DCL) made by each party to resolve • The name of the school kura or one of the province’s On The Move; Money Talks. and Dulwich International Col- these differences, it became clear will be changed from Dulwich vice-governors will issue – again Pages 22 & 23 lege, Phuket, (DIC) have de- that a number of unresolved is- International College to British by post – formal announcements SPORT: Rawai Muay Thai; ITF cided, after much tireless effort, sues would remain outstanding. International College of Thailand to the owners by May 22. results; Patong darts and pool heartache and careful delibera- “Consequently, from the (BICT). The venue owners will leagues. Pages 24 & 25 tion, to amicably go their sepa- viewpoint of DIC Phuket, there • The college logo will have 30 days from the date of rate ways… was little alternative [but] to ter- change. posting to apply for their license GOOD LIVING: Starry “Unfortunately, despite all minate the franchise agreement,” • BICT will assume all le- or licenses. Burasari. Page 27 well-meaning efforts, there re- he wrote. gal obligations, including those The fees for “dancing PROPERTY: Doven drives main major issues on which DCL He added, “It is our firm from existing employment con- places”, restaurants providing, again; Nirvana Phutri update; and DIC cannot agree and [can- belief that [the] decision was tracts with teachers, from DIC and four separate categories of Home of the Week in Patong; not] reach common ground.” made for the ultimate [benefit] after June 24. “entertainment venues” are as Bloomin' Bert goes to pot. The agreement with DCL of students, because this is the However, in the email, Dr follows: Pages 28-31 will expire on June 24. However, only factor that will ensure the Arthit stressed that: - Area not more than 100 square Dr Arthit wrote, “…we are now future success of the school. In • The college’s curriculum meters: 10,000 baht. PLUS actively engaged in meaningful the long term, and in the current will continue to be based on the - 101sqm-300sqm: 30,000 baht. discussions on the strong poten- competitive educational market, British National Curriculum. - 301sqm and up: 50,000 baht. QUEER NEWS 4; AROUND THE NA- tial for affiliation and academic we know that providing our stu- • All programs such as the The general “Entertainment TION 7; HAPPENINGS 9; PHUKET cooperation with other presti- dents and parents with the high- Foundation Stage Curriculum for venues” category includes four DIARY, OUTSIDE IN 16; KIDS 17; gious schools in the UK.” est quality educational experience KG classes, the International subcategories: YOUTH ’N A SIA, MOMMA D UCK 18; He noted that the relation- is the only thing that will ensure General Certificate of Secondary • a place providing a show BOOKS, HOROSCOPES 19; EDITO- ship with DCL had become in- our viability. Education (IGCSE) and Interna- or other activities for entertain- RIAL, LETTERS 20; ISSUES & AN- creasingly difficult over the “We are fully committed to tional Baccalaureate (IB) for ing customers, and allowing staff that objective.” secondary students will continue SWERS 21; COMPUTERS 22; WINE, years. “As time went on, ever- to socialize with patrons; increasing differences in opinion Immediate effects that will to be offered. • a place that provides TRAVEL 26; CLASSIFIEDS 32-39. and expectations became more follow the expiry of the agree- Continued on page 2 Continued on page 2 2 PHUKET GAZETTE NEWS May 21 - 27, 2005 License fee hike Cheap deals give MICE tourism a boost Dulwich for fun venues By Anongnat Sartpisut of 10,000 baht a day, that would MICE travelers hotel accommo- mean revenue for the island of dation at selected hotels on From page 1 PHUKET: The Tourism Council 2.25 billion baht over the com- Phuket, including the Laguna College equipment for patrons to sing, of Thailand (TCT) has launched ing months. Beach Resort in Bang Tao, the and allows staff to socialize with its “Think Meeting, Think Phu- Under the promotion, Holiday Inn in Patong and Le in crisis the patrons; ket” discounted air fares and ho- round-trip Bangkok-Phuket air Royal Meridien Phuket Yacht • a place that has no dance tel rates promotion in a bid to tickets cost 500 baht each for Club in Nai Harn, at rates rang- From page 1 floor but allows customers to boost the number of MICE government officers, and 1,000 ing from 1,000 baht up to 3,600 • The recruitment of highly dance on the premises; (meetings, incentives, conven- baht apiece for employees from baht per room per night. qualified and suitable academic • other places that have light tions, exhibitions) travelers to the private companies. For more information con- personnel remains unaffected, or sound facilities, depending on island. Round-trip tickets for ac- tact the TCT at Tel: 02-2505500 and, says the email, “the process Ministry rulings yet to be made. The aim of the promotion, companying spouses are 3,300 ext 1646-1648 or Fax: 02-250- will be strengthened”. While Owners will pay just 20% which will end on October 31 this baht each, and tickets for each 0797; or contact Bangkok Air- DCL was always deeply involved of the original license fee for sub- year, is to attract an average 1,250 accompanying child under 13 ways at Tel: 02-2655555 or Fax: in the selection of the school’s sequent license renewals, and people a day to Phuket. Assum- years old cost 2,625 baht. 02-2738407 between 8 am and headmaster, selection will now any venue owner whose license ing that each spends an average The promotion also offers 5.30 pm on weekdays. be “the exclusive right of the is lost or destroyed will be able BICT Board.” to receive a replacement for Dr Arthit wrote that under 1,000 baht – if they can prove that the “visionary” leadership of Dr they had been issued a new li- George Hickman, the recently Dengue fever cases appointed Academic Director at cense. “A 10,000-baht [initial] li- DIC, the school “will grow and cense equates to just 833 baht or flourish”. so per month, and only 166 baht In a meeting with teachers per month to renew,” said K. rise dramatically that coincided with the delivery Wisut. “It is a reasonable amount of the email, Dr Hickman reiter- to pay.” By Athiga Jundee Dengue Fever Week” nation- direct its immune response, try- ated that discussions are already Asked why it had taken so wide, starting May 23. ing to fight the strain to which it underway in an attempt to secure long for the list of fees to be an- PHUKET CITY: The Phuket The Ministry fears that one has already been exposed. affiliation with another interna- nounced – and whether venue Provincial Public Health Office of the sub-types of the four den- Although the risk of con- tionally recognized school. owners would be charged for (PPHO) is urging the public to gue viral strains common in Thai- tracting dengue is equally distrib- He also announced that a 2004/2005 licenses, K. Wisut take steps to eradicate mosqui- land may have mutated into a uted among age brackets, those decision to demote Tim Creber said, “It is very likely, but it is up toes around their premises in an more virulent form, and it is now in the 10- to 14-year-old category from Deputy Head of Secondary to the MoI.” effort to prevent the spread of conducting research on dengue tend to have the highest incidence to plain teacher had been re- Referring to his comments dengue fever. sufferers in an attempt to iden- of dengue infection because they versed. Mr Creber, the email said, made on February 1 this year, Despite efforts by the tify any new strains. are the least careful about pro- “has graciously consented to con- when he suggested that owners PPHO to prevent the spread of An expert in communicable tecting themselves from mos- tinue in his role of Deputy Aca- of entertainment venues dam- mosquito-borne disease since the diseases at the PPHO, who asked quito bites. Parents are more demic Director/Deputy Head- aged in the December 26 tragedy tsunami, there have been 68 re- to remain anonymous, explained likely to protect infants from master, and has resumed his regu- could see their fees waived, he ported cases of the disease since that those who have already been mosquitoes, the official said. lar duties.” said that the MoI had again still the beginning of the year – about exposed to the disease and are The PPHO will continue its Dr Hickman told the Ga- to make a decision. double the number of cases dur- then bitten by a mosquito carry- campaign to eradicate mosqui- zette that he expected very few The province’s Chief Ad- ing the same period last year. ing a different strain are particu- toes and their larvae by spraying students to be withdrawn from ministrative Officer (Palad), Most cases were reported in larly at risk. insecticide and pouring chemi- the school. “Two or three parents Vichan Busapavanich said that a Thalang District (33), followed Such victims can go into cals into sewer systems, she only have indicated that they are grace period will be given for by Muang District (29) and shock because the body may mis- added. withdrawing their children, and owners found without a valid li- Kathu (6). a few others have indicated that cense so that officers could in- The PPHO mosquito-eradi- Employment Office launches it is under consideration, but vestigate. cation effort is part of a nation- many have indicated that they “If it is an oversight on the wide campaign by the Public English-language web pages have adopted a wait and see [per- part of the owner, then they will Health Ministry to curb the dis- spective]. be given time – I can’t say how ease, which killed 14 people na- PHUKET: The Phuket Provincial Aliens Act, the 1979 Royal De- “At that this point I am long – to rectify the matter. If they tionwide between January 1 and Employment Office (PPEO) has cree listing professions that rather encouraged that we will are deliberately avoiding paying April 30. created several English-language aliens are prohibited from engag- retain the vast majority of our stu- the license fee, then they will be The Ministry has said it will web pages on its website in or- ing in, and other information use- dents,” he said. closed down eventually,” he said. also launch a five-day “Anti- der to help foreign workers un- ful for those looking to work in Rapport between parents derstand the complexities related the Kingdom. and the school seemed to be im- to obtaining and extending a To view the new web pages, proving just days after the news work permit. visit www.phuketwork.org and broke. The website includes trans- click on the icon of a British/ Peter Hourigan, President lations of the 1978 Working of American flag. of the Parents and Teachers As- sociation at the school, met with Dr Hickman on May 17, and a meeting was scheduled to be held two days later between Dr Hick- man and other administrators from the school, and parents, teachers and students. “Many parents are disap- pointed with the news,” Mr Hourigan said. “But our meeting with [Dr] Hickman this morning was open and direct, and I see no reason why the meeting on [May 19] will be any different.”

Do Not Drink Tap Water! May 21 - 27, 2005 NEWS PHUKET GAZETTE 3

Phang Nga Princess visits local airport plan tsunami survivors PHUKET: HRH Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn visited Phuket put on hold and Phang Nga on May 13 to donate fishing equipment to survivors of the December 26 tsunami. PHANG NGA: Plans to build an Princess Sirindhorn’s first stop was in Baan Khok Tanod, airport in Phang Nga have been Chalong, where around 500 people were waiting to greet her. put on ice because of the tsunami. Her Royal Highness then donated 21 fishing boats – complete Deputy Transport Minister with engines and fishing equipment – to local people, and presented Vichet Kasemthongsri last year an educational scholarship to student Nattima Sukaserm. backed a proposal to build an air- From Chalong, the Princess was taken to Koh Yao Noi, Phang port on Koh Kho Khao, an island Nga, where she again donated fishing equipment to survivors of the just north of Baan Nam Khem, tsunami, and she also met people learning local techniques of making in Takuapa District, to serve the batik. province’s then-booming tourist The Princess then returned to Phuket to donate fishing boats, industry. HRH Princess Maha Chakri Sirindhorn (right) snaps a picture of folk kitchen equipment and scarves and caps to Muslim residents of Baan But Takuapa District Chief in Baan Khok Tanod, Chalong, during her recent visit to Phuket. Bang Rong in Thalang, before leaving the island at 3 pm. Administration Assistant Kanit- sorn Kaewmanee told the Ga- zette on May 12 that the national and provinical authorities have Police blitz decided to set the airport plan to Tsunami cost B20b one side while they concentrate late-night on helping the devastated prov- ince recover from the tsunami. venues K. Kanitsorn said, “The air- port project has gone very quiet. in tourism revenue The Ministry of Transport and the By Anongnat Sartpisut the province makes around twice “But [terrorists] could bomb PHUKET: Police and provincial Phang Nga provincial authorities as much revenue in the high sea- anywhere where there are lots of government officers are raiding are focusing on supporting tsu- PHUKET: The province has lost son than it does in the low sea- tourists, theme park, hotels and entertainment venues around the nami survivors and projects in at least 20 billion baht in revenue son – a ratio of, say, 45 billion baht so on. island up to 20 times a month to Takuapa and other areas affected from tourism between January [in the high season] to 25 billion “So, it must be the respon- ensure they are not trading past by the tsunami.” and March because of the De- [in the low], or 50 billion to 20 bil- sibility of business people – or the 1 am deadline for closing. He added, “We need to con- cember tsunami, Tourism Coun- lion. anyone – to watch out for suspi- Provincial Chief Adminis- centrate on the important things cil of Thailand President Vichit “We lost at least 20 billion cious people or things and to re- trative Officer (Palad) Vichan first, but maybe, once these are Na Ranong said on May 13. baht between January and March port them to the authorities.” Busapavanich said, “[Police and sorted out, the government and K. Vichit said, “Phuket – the high season – and if you He continued, “If we can provincial government officers] the Ministry of Transport will start makes on average 70 billion baht consider that in the light of the prove that we are doing this, it are checking [venues] up to 20 looking at the project again.” a year from tourism. Generally, ratios above, you can see just how should give tourists the confi- times a month … to ensure that significant this is.” dence to come back.” they are following government 968 businesses still await aid K. Vichit reiterated claims But K. Vichit warned, “The policy.” that the banks have been too slow government must hurry. Asian Palad Vichan explained PHUKET: Nearly five months office that small businesses suf- in distributing soft loans to people tourists are due here in July and that the raids follow complaints after the tsunami, some 968 small fering tsunami damage needed to who lost businesses and homes August, and if we leave it too late about some venues staying open business owners in Phuket are still apply by the end of February. to the tsunami, and that the prov- we will miss the opportunity to past the 1 am curfew. “There are awaiting 20,000 baht each in fi- K. Jongjaroen did not con- ince faces an uphill battle in per- attract them. complaints about why some nancial aid packages from the firm whether or not such a dead- suading tourists that Phuket is not “And if we continue to de- places can stay open beyond 1 Department of Local Administra- line existed, but said that all who as devastated as TV coverage lay, we will miss the Europeans, am, but most must close,” he said. tion (DOLA) to re-start their busi- had applied had had their appli- may have made them believe. who will have booked [holidays] “The same conditions apply nesses. cations forwarded to the DOLA Another possible cause for elsewhere.” to venues in Pattaya, Chiang Mai Jongjareon Yangyuen, Chief headquarters in Bangkok. concern among foreign tourists, The President of Phuket and Phuket, and that is that they Administrative Officer of the When the Gazette con- said K. Vichit, is the continuing Tourist Association, Pattanapong must close at 1 am,” he added. Law Section at DOLA’s Phuket tacted the DOLA headquarters, unrest in Thailand’s Deep South. Aikwanich supported K. Vichit, Palad Vichan said that only office, said on May 12 that the however, an official there said, He said, “People think that and called on the government to two venues in Phuket were al- DOLA had already paid out under condition of anonymity, that there could be a bomb or some- invest more in marketing the prov- lowed to stay open until 2 am – 20,000 baht each in compensa- there was no application deadline. thing similar in Phuket, but we ince. the Blue Marina at Phuket Mer- tion to 2,571 businesses. The reason for the delay, the need to inform people about what “The [hotel] occupancy lin Hotel and T-2 club near The All of the 968 applicants source said, was that officials government officers and private rates across the island is around Metropole hotel. awaiting aid applied on March 1 from the Prime Minister’s Office individuals have done to make this 20%. Private concerns don’t “This is because of the li- or later, and more continue to had not yet been able to travel to area safe, such as security have much power – it’s up to the censes they used to hold,” he ex- apply, he said. Phuket to ensure the claims were checks at the airport. government to help,” he said. plained. The office had recently re- legitimate and that they had not ceived some 43 more aid appli- already received aid from the pro- cations from OrBorTor offices gram under another name. around the island, he added. Until the inspections are The Gazette was earlier made, DOLA cannot release the told by an official at the DOLA funds, the source said. 4 PHUKET GAZETTE INSIDE STORY May 21 - 27, 2005 Queer News SHIP-SHAPE OR hailand is a member of pragmatic approach toward the the International Mari- SOLAS recommendations, ap- rom the photographs on websites and the brochures avail- time Organization plying them only to boats that sail (IMO) and a signatory beyond Thai territorial waters. Fable around the island, a liveaboard dive cruise from Phuket T looks like a luxurious experience. Navel to the body’s convention on That said, any liveaboard Safety Of Life At Sea (SOLAS). that is not SOLAS-compliant but The cabins are comfortable; the food is good and plentiful First drawn up in 1914 – in puts into a port in a foreign coun- response to the sinking of the try that does recognize SOLAS and because the dive company operator is a farang, then it must neglect “unsinkable” RMS Titanic – and – Malaysia or Indonesia, for ex- surely be safe. But is it really? updated frequently since then to ample – will be barred from leav- After three diveboat sinkings in five years – the most re- reflect advances in technology ing that port by the local harbor- NAKHON NAYOK: The recent and lessons learned from various master until the captain can show cent being on April 11 this year when the MY Rhapsody, carry- spate of incidents involving in- maritime accidents, the aim of that it does comply. ing customers from Kata’s Oceanic Divecenter, sank in just six sects laying their eggs in human SOLAS regulations is to ensure According to Phuket Ma- orifices took a new and disturb- that sea travel is as safe as it can rine Office inspector Pongphan minutes off the Surin Islands, leaving crew and passengers in ing turn on May 8, when the be. Prayongkul, the only life-saving the water for seven hours before they were rescued, some are mother of a newborn found 10 SOLAS recommendations equipment a diveboat operating now beginning to wonder whether Phuket’s liveaboard boats maggots living inside the belly- vary for each type of vessel, but solely in Thai waters must carry button of her two-day-old son. a SOLAS-compliant liveaboard is: lifejackets for everyone on are as safe as they are stylish. The Gazette takes a look be- Mother-to-be Chananthida boat should have watertight bulk- board, plus spares of 5% (for ex- neath the glossy image. Kusonsarng, 25, was admitted to heads, to slow down sinking in ample, for every 100 passengers, Nakhon Nayok Hospital on May an emergency, and should be fit- there must be 105 lifejackets); 3 when her waters broke earlier ted with an Emergency Position- some form of radio communica- than expected. Indicating Radio Beacon tion; fire extinguishers on the Three days later she gave (EPIRB) that emits a distress sig- bridge, in the engine room, gal- “…to get anything through birth to a son, Sumate, by Cesar- nal automatically on contact with ley and rooms where passengers any central government you ean section. As the infant was water. gather; and at least two life need influence, authority and born well before term and came SOLAS-compliant vessels buoys. Boats over 30 tons must persistence and we are not into the world weighing less than should have adequate lifeboat also have a dinghy. in a position to do that.” 2.2 kilograms, doctors at the gov- seating for those on board, and While there are boats that ernment medical facility decided each of the lifeboats should be do carry more than this legal to keep the child in the hospital’s fitted with a SART minimum, there Alistair Beveridge, president incubator until he grew stronger. – Search And Res- “Boat safety are, according to of the Dive Operators Club of Two days later, nurses at the cue Transponder – equipment is one source in the Thailand (DOCT). hospital reunited mother and to make the life- Phuket dive indus- child and were giving K. Chanan- boat visible on ra- checked every year try who asked not thida basic hygiene and care tips dar. when the boat’s to be named, oth- for the baby. During the session, Ideally, ves- registration is ers that comply the mother was appalled to find sels should also with the law, but 10 plump, white maggots, each have equipment renewed, but we no more. four to five millimeters in length, that will enable don’t have enough A number of tourists, knowing the strict regu- cruises, are under tremendous squirming about in the baby’s them to contact and officers to check liveaboard opera- lations in their own countries, pressure to keep costs down. navel. be tracked by the tors own their automatically assume that [Phu- Thailand has a reputation Staff at the hospital imme- IMO’s satellite- every boat every day, boats, while oth- ket] boats with nice websites and for being a cheap place to dive, diately went into “it wasn’t us” based Global Mari- although we do carry ers lease them Western management are prop- and with what the Gazette source mode, saying the maggots prob- time Distress and out random from third parties. erly equipped.” described as “enormous supply” ably found their way into the Safety System inspections. Thai law says that There is “enormous resis- in Phuket, competition for cus- baby from a towel provided by (GMDSS), and life the captain alone tance” among dive operators to tomers is fierce, especially in relatives – or perhaps by “un- jackets should be in – Phuket Marine Office bears responsibil- increasing safety on their boats, these post-tsunami times. cleanliness” on the part of the inspector Pongphan good condition and Prayongkul ity for the state of he added. Even if operators do resist mother. of a design that the vessel. This Prices for liveaboard cruis- the temptation to keep costs A distraught K. Chanan- makes it easier for the the wearer allows the operators to legally es range from just over US$100 down by cutting corners on thida vehemently denied this, ar- to stay upright in the water, even distance themselves from the is- (3,500 baht) per person per day safety, there is little incentive for guing that the baby had been in if unconscious. sue of on-board safety. to US$300 (10,000 baht) or more. them to invest in more than the the hospital’s care – not hers – In Thailand at present Although operators may en- Liveaboards on offer range bare minimum required by Thai from the moment he was born. though, the only boats that must sure their boats are safe accord- from cheap-and-cheerful trips on law. She quickly transferred the be SOLAS-compliant are those ing to Thai law the source be- boats offering basic accommoda- But Alistair Beveridge of child to Mittraphap Hospital in that operate in Thai and interna- lieves they also have a moral ob- tion and facilities at rock-bottom Rawai-based Sea King Divers, neighboring Saraburi Province, tional waters. ligation to ensure true customer prices to fully-serviced cruises on and the current president of the where little Sumate was success- The Thai authorities, ap- safety. This is particularly rel- boats that resemble floating five- Dive Operators Club of Thailand, fully treated for omphalitis and parently aware that it would be evant as customers may not be star hotels, with plush rooms and (DOCT) believes that letting fi- diarrhea, and is now reported as almost impossible to make every aware of the safety standards met gourmet food. nance dictate safety is “a cop healthy, strong and maggot-free. boat in Thailand SOLAS-com- by the boat they are on. Operators, especially those out”. Source: Kom Chad Luek pliant, appear to have adopted a He said: “I believe Western of two- or three-star liveaboard Mr Beveridge also feels May 21 - 27, 2005 INSIDE STORY PHUKET GAZETTE 5 ALL FOULED UP? that, when booking a a dive ex- to check on boats while they are perience, most tourists do not as- out at sea, however.” sociate price with safety, and that Regardless of whether the budget-conscious divers who dive operator actually owns the choose an operator purely be- boat or leases it from a third cause it is the cheapest do so in party, it is the captain who is ul- the belief that the company is timately responsible for ensuring “doing everything by the book”. that it complies with all safety The Phuket-based DOCT – laws, said K. Pongphan. motto: “Safety, Education, Eco- “It is the captain who de- friendly, Service” – has been cides not to put to sea if he or criticized for not doing enough she decides that the vessel is not to drive up safety standards in the carrying enough life-saving Phuket dive industry, but Mr equipment. Beveridge says the club’s hands “Captains know about the are tied. marine law because they are It is up to the Thai govern- tested on it before they are li- ment to decide what standards of censed,” he said. safety are appropriate for boats It is also the captain who is in Thai waters, he maintains. held responsible in the event of The DOCT is a club with- an accident, said K. Pongphan. out any legal clout; it cannot re- “Most boating accidents ally influence the legislative pro- result from the captain being neg- cess, he explains. ligent, such as being aware that “You can send letters to the there may be a problem, but de- government, but you might not ciding to risk doing something get an answer. anyway.” “We are talking about na- Captains who are found to tional government here, and to Chalong Pier is the point of departure for many divers keen to explore the balmy blue waters off have broken the law can be fined get anything through any central Phuket, but are impotent organizations, lax regulations and law-breaking captains putting lives at and have their licenses revoked. government you need influence, undue risk? Even if every boat in Phu- authority and persistence and we But what about the “moral Refuting suggestions that The Marine Office’s K. ket were SOLAS-compliant, it is are not in a position to do that,” obligation” that two interviewees the DOCT is complacent, Mr Pongphan believes that Thai law unrealistic to think that there he told the Gazette. mentioned? Beveridge said: “For somebody on boat safety is adequate as it is would never be another sinking. “We can pass on informa- Mr Beveridge agrees that to say that, they don’t know the – so long as it is obeyed and so It is, however, possible to reduce tion to our members about new operators have a moral duty to dive industry or DOCT … We long as his office has enough staff the chances of an accident hap- regulations and the like, but as operate safely, but the DOCT can advise people that ‘this is to enforce it. pening, and to increase the far as changing Thai law goes, we cannot impose safety standards what you should have’, but we “I think the law is good chances of survival for those on can’t do that, [even if] people on them – or even enforce the ex- can’t enforce this; we don’t have enough, if boat operators follow board, if one does. think we have the power to march isting safety laws. the legal or administrative au- it, but our big problem at the As Bianca Hein, editor of through government buildings in “We are not a police insti- thority to do that.” moment is with boats not carry- the new yacht industry magazine Bangkok.” tution,” he pointed out. Over the past five years, ing enough life-saving equip- Siam Marine – which in July “It’s fairly evident that there “The only sanction we can three Phuket-based diveboats ment,” he said. launches a series of articles on should be a set standard and ev- introduce [against someone who] have sunk. “Boat safety equipment is “Safety at Sea” – put it: ery boat should have to meet this, hasn’t met the minimum safety “But,” continued Mr Bev- checked every year when the “There is always a safety but it has to come from the gov- requirements is to throw them out eridge, “When you consider … boat’s registration is renewed, risk when going to sea – whether ernment, and because the govern- of the club … that’s the only all the dive boats, from little but we don’t have enough offic- one goes to sea in a dinghy, or a ment hasn’t done this, some op- sanction we can [apply]. daytrip ones to gigantic live- ers to check every boat every day, state-of-the-art cruiser. erators … have only the mini- “We can’t fine them, we aboards, the number of accidents although we do carry out random “Humans make mistakes mum equipment, he continued. can’t enforce something unless is very, very small compared with inspections when boats are in and equipment, particularly at “They will do what they are there is a regulation to enforce,” the number of passengers [car- port. sea, can fail. But it is possible to supposed to do, but no more.” he said ried].” We don’t have the resources make a risk a ‘safe’ risk.” 6 PHUKET GAZETTE AROUND THE ISLAND May 21 - 27, 2005 Capturing reflections through a lifelong lens

By Anongnat Sartpisut

hotographs, whether conventional or digital, are a great way of re- P cording people, places and events. Some pictures are in- tensely personal and relevant only to the photographer and the subject. Others, though, are meant to be shared. And this is the case with the 5,800 or so pictures taken of Phuket by Japanese photographer Ono Takeo, who has been work- ing on the island for the past three years. Mr Takeo told the Gazette he moved to Phuket because “Phuket is so beautiful; I love Phuket.” ABOVE: Just two of Ono Takeo’s photographs on display at Mr Takeo, who was born in the Phuket Public Library, on Bang Yai Rd in Phuket City, until 1949, became a professional pho- May 29. tographer when he was 25 years old. RIGHT: Ono Takeo was so determined to become a great photo- He has won many awards grapher that he worked entire weekends at a time learning the in Japan, the most notable being art – and causing his family to worry about his health. 6th place in the Japan Photo Cul- ture Association’s All Japan Photo Contest. was 16 years old, he set up his like to pictures that reflect emo- He said, “Maybe one of unpretentious about his art. He has also won The Kan- own darkroom at home. tions. those pictures is a great shot. “Phuket has many things to take to Photo Contest by Professional He spent so many hours “A good photographer must However, sometimes none of pictures of and I like to live here Photographer competition six practising photography – some- be patient, and be prepared to them are any good.” and take pictures here,” he says. times, and the Tochigi Prefec- times from midnight until 6 am wait for hours for the perfect In the three years he has “We can use photos to pro- ture Governor’s prize in the and for whole weekends at a time shot. I go to the beach to take been in Phuket, Mr Takeo has mote provincial tourism and en- Tochigi Photo Contest countless – that his family began to worry sunset pictures 60 times a year – taken thousands of photographs courage more people to come to times. about his health. at least once a week – as it’s nec- of all manner of subjects, but in Phuket.” A graduate of the Tokyo But Mr Takeo was deter- essary to wait for the best sun- the “Shutter By Two” exhibition Institute of Polytechnics, Mr mined become a great photogra- set,” said Mr Takeo. at Phuket Public Library until Mr Takeo can be contacted at 74/ Takeo started taking pictures pher. He said, “I love to take pic- It is unrealistic to expect May 29, he decided to hang 143 Phonphol Rd, Muang, Phuket when he was 14 years old. His tures of children and people, and every shot on a 36-exposure film mainly pictures of local beaches 83000 or at Tel: 09-2904486 first photographs were of chil- of sunsets. No two sunsets are to be great, according to Mr and the Andaman Sea. (Japanese) or via K. Fumiko at dren and his neighbors. When he alike – they are all different. I also Takeo. Mr Takeo is completely Tel: 07-2688159 (English). May 21 - 27, 2005 AROUND THE NATION PHUKET GAZETTE 7 Convicts: out of jail, into business bout 1,600 soon-to-be- didates said that someone claim- sticks and left over the ashes – released prisoners will ing to be an EC official had de- these dogs were clearly killed to be able to start their manded bribes from them. be eaten,” said Karin Hawelka, Aown business ventures K. Akapol pleaded guilty to one of LDR’s six core volunteers. when they get out of jail, thanks some of the charges, but not all. Children attending Wat to a new 250-million-baht loan “I didn’t demand money Don Chan school told LDR mem- scheme from the Government from them. But when I told them bers that two more dogs were re- Savings Bank. of their alleged electoral frauds, moved from the temple by em- Justice Minister Suwat they offered it to me,” said K. ployees connected to Wat Don Liptapanlop said the Corrections Akapol, adding that he received Chan. They are suspected of be- Department reached an agree- a little over 200,000 baht from ing involved in the killings. ment with the bank to provide the scam. 1,600 prisoners with collateral- Capital conversion: A 600-rai free loans ranging from 15,000 Prowler case: Police arrested plot of land in Rangsit District of baht to 50,000 baht. Screening of American teacher Steven Erik Pathum Thani Province has inmates to receive the loans will Prowler, 56, for allegedly buying emerged as the leading contender begin in June. sex from two boys aged under 18. for the new Parliament building, For those who need loans Prowler, a teacher of En- based on apparent backing from of more than 50,000 baht, the glish, was charged with buying Prime Minister Thaksin Shin- ministry will guarantee these sex from children, illegal deten- awatra. from the Bank for the Develop- tion of minors and molesting Owned by Thai Asset Man- ment of Small and Medium- children aged under 18. He said agement Corp, the land appears Sized Businesses. The loans the two boys, aged 15 and 16, had to be the best site for the new would allow newly-released in- sex with him willingly after Parliament building, said Deputy mates to start careers and turn meeting him three years ago. Prime Minister Wissanu Krea- over a new leaf, thus reducing Acting on a tip-off, police Ngam. their chances of recidivism, K. found Prowler inside the room Suwat said with the two boys, who said that Nibbling at knowledge: Prime they sometimes met Prowler at Minister Thaksin Shinawatra Counter-culture: Television sta- the apartment and let him per- launched the National Institute tions agreed to the Culture Min- form sex acts on them for 250 for Brain-based Learning (NIBL) istry’s request to cut back on baht each per session. as part of efforts to raise Thai prize-related SMS polls and quiz- Police seized a photo album children’s IQ levels. zes in their programs, but insisted with nude pictures of more than NIBL is one of eight agen- they could not discontinue the 100 boys and an album contain- cies under the aegis of the Office practice at once because pro- ing pubic hair and signatures, of Knowledge Management and grams scheduled for broadcast which Prowler kept as a souve- Development, set up by the Thak- had already been recorded and Miss Universe contestant Helene Traasavik of Norway was nir after having sex with boys, sin administration. there was no way of erasing SMS a big hit with the Thai media. The 19-year-old half-Thai police alleged. The PM has championed prize segments from them. beauty calls Thailand her second home and is fond of Isarn the launch of such an institution The Culture Ministry is- food. In addition to Thai, Miss Norway also speaks German, Canine catastrophe: Five dogs as a means of popularizing intel- sued the request to television French, English, Italian and Norwegian. were killed at Wat Don Chan ligence-stimulating teaching channels to cease the practice of temple in Chiang Mai, where techniques to replace traditional encouraging viewers to send in After a visit to Phuket, this year’s pageant culminates in animal-welfare project Lanna rote-learning methods. short messages by cell phones in the finals on May 31 at the Dusit Thani Hotel in Bangkok. Dog Rescue (LDR) has been op- The government hopes to the hope of winning cash and gift erating for almost a year. increase the number of students prizes. expected to issue a regulative ban an EC officer in a bid to extort LDR was established early who go to univeirsity. Today, It said the practice is “ex- on prize-related SMS polls and money from political candidates. last year in response to the over- fewer than a third continue their travagant”, places an unfair bur- quizzes within a month. The case dates back to last whelming problem of Chiang education after secondary school. den on parents who have to pay July when the EC started receiv- Mai’s stray dogs, many of which the phone bills for children who Creative extortion: The Elec- ing complaints from candidates end up in the city’s temples. Around the Nation news roundup take part, and might be a breach tion Commission (EC) will pur- running for provincial adminis- “We found three of [the is sourced from the pages of The of the Gambling Act. sue a case against Akapol Sap- tration organizations chairman- dogs] dead around a fire, along Nation and Kom Chad Luek The Interior Ministry is also poonpathom for impersonating ships in four provinces. The can- with paws and organs stuck onto newspapers. 8 PHUKET GAZETTE AROUND THE REGION May 21 - 27, 2005

t was a typically festive Christmas evening at the Jungle Bar, which had been I a popular spot on Phi Phi Don for five years. Survival and revival The owner, Piyasak “Choy” the island, vowing to find a way reaction of the authorities. From Guntharungsi, 42, is a talented to live there. He landed a job at direct assistance to training pro- artist, designer and musician. He the Phi Phi Cabana and he would Right: The Jungle grams in handicrafts, the founda- had organized a reggae band that never return to Bangkok. Bar before the tion has made a big impact on the night to celebrate the holiday. K. Choy eventually opened tsunami (top), and lives of many Phi Phi residents. The next morning, K. Choy his own bar, The Crazy House, what remains K. Choy has also taken on was awoken by one the first on Phi Phi today (bottom). a guardian role for his remaining of his staff, but no Don. “It was so long staff. With his partner at Le sooner was he out- ago, we didn’t even Grand Bleu Restaurant, they have side than he was en- have electricity,” he Below: K. Choy opened the Jungle Bar Krabi, a gulfed in the raging reminisces. ‘We can’t just sit stylish restaurant in Krabi Town. waters. He some- The tragedy of around feeling While keeping his staff to- how emerged alive, the tsunami crushed sorry for gether and in jobs, K. Choy, with finding himself the spirits of many ourselves; we his talent for design, has created washed into Tonsai survivors. K. Choy cannot wait.’ one of the most appealing restau- Bay. The killer wave was not spared ei- rants in the area. had taken him in and ther, and in his de- Asked about the future of had spat him out. spair he could not Phi Phi, K. Choy says, “Mother Others were fathom his losses. Nature has returned Phi Phi to not so lucky. He lost The mix of emotions [how it was] 20 years ago. Now his girlfriend and ACROSS that passed through we have a chance to do it right.” longtime partner, him – grief, anger, He doesn’t care if the gov- Aree. Three of his THE BAY isolation and frustra- ernment tells him he can’t rebuild staff members per- By Gus Reynolds tion – were difficult on the beach, because “Safety is ished, along with to convey to others. most important.” But he worries friends and associates. His dream Instead, he took his feelings that Phi Phi will return to the days restaurant and bar were gone and – anger directed at nature; frus- when people did whatever they there was nothing was left to re- tration at the authorities and his The Lesson of Loss was written step in the healing process for K. wanted, whenever they wanted. mind him of his hard work. Noth- thwarted hopes for the island’s four days after the tsunami and Choy. Surrounded by people in K. Choy will return to the ing, that is, except for the pain. future – and put them to music. is full of anger. Ruk Talay (Love pain, he decided it was time to island when the time is right, and Born in Nakhon Si Tham- As K. Choy says, “We can’t just the Beach) and other songs cel- reach out. With the help of the once the new location for his res- marat, K. Choy studied architec- sit around feeling sorry for our- ebrate the beauty of Phi Phi. Aree Foundation, a French-sup- taurant and bar is determined. In ture and design in Bangkok. His selves; we cannot wait.” A DVD that accompanies ported charity, he has been active the meantime, his story of sur- real love, however, was music, Since the wave he has writ- these songs has been produced, in numerous projects aiding vic- vival, and revival is an inspira- and he soon switched faculties to ten a lot of music, enough to pro- with stunning underwater shots tims of the tsunami. tion for those around him. study music. duce a CD: One Month, Not of the areas around the Phi Phi K. Choy and the foundation His first trip to Koh Phi Phi Enough To Rebuild Our Lives. Islands, showing how little ma- have been able to help many K. Choy can be contacted at was as a tour guide about 20 The six songs on the CD are rine life was damaged in the area. people whose needs were not Email: junglebar_koh-pp@yahoo. years ago and he fell in love with an emotional rollercoaster ride. But music was only the first being met because of the slow com May 21 - 27, 2005 H A P P E N I N G S PHUKET GAZETTE 9 T his week

MARRIOTT MARVEL: Theera Kanjana (left), Food & Beverage Director at the JW Marriott Phuket Resort & Spa, receives the company’s Chairman SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS: Phuket Provincial Administration Organization President Award from JW “Bill” Marriott Jr at the company’s Global General Manager Anchalee Vanich-Thepabutr hands a Phuket pearl to Ali Bin Abdul Wahab of the Conference 2005, held in Florida. The award recognized his outstanding Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing for Dubai at the Arabian Travel Market lifesaving actions during and after the December 26 tsunami. in the UAE, earlier this month.

FUNKY FINANCE: Thai model Odette Henriet Jacomin (front, in white boots) and Phoonsin Sinthanaphat (4th from right), Vice-President of the Phuket Branch BIG HEARTS: Chantal Keypour (left) and Ayelet Hematian (right) share a smile with of Thanachart Bank, announce the Phuket launch of the bank’s “Thanachart Phuket kids during their recent visit to deliver 10,000 toys to children of families Smart Money” promotion, with guests National Finance Managing Director affected by the tsunami. The toy charity drive, called “World of Good, Children Helping Bandit Cheevadhanarak (2nd from left) and National Finance’s First Vice- Children”, was organized by the Chabad School of Science and Humanities, in New President Somkuan Chaicharoen (3rd from right). York, on behalf of 120 schools in the US.

WARM WELCOME: Prakrit Hansuekkaew (right), Marketing & Sales Manager of FAMILY THAIS: Dr Pranee Sakulpipatana (2nd from right) celebrates the recent water heater makers Stiebel Eltron (Thailand), and fellow staff were in Patong grand opening of her Acupuncture and Rehabilitation Clinic, in Phuket City, with recently for Stiebel’s annual dealer conference. The event was held in Phuket to her mum, Assoc Prof Pranee Sakulpipatana (right) and her father, K. Supachai. mark the opening of Stiebel Eltron’s customer service center in Thalang. 10 PHUKET GAZETTE PHUKET PEOPLE May 21 - 27, 2005

he invitation that arrived in the mail reminded me that I had graduated Tfrom secondary school 40 years ago and it was time to have a grand class reunion, a cel- ebration of survival. HOW TO FEEL I looked in the mirror and saw that, indeed, 40 years had week of the proper training and passed. Gravity had moved my you’ll look and feel like a new weight from my chest to my man.” stomach and hips; the hair on my Suddenly, I felt like I was head had gone and my face had joining one of those reality TV lost its boyish charm. shows where I was supposed to I panicked, thinking I would be transformed into someone al- be the old guy at this reunion. Not most unrecognizable to my form- willing to risk being humiliated by er self. having lived so long, I asked I am determined to get back Phuket’s most famous plastic sur- into size 32 pants by July 8. I’m geon, Dr Sanguan Kunaporn – a few sizes larger than that now, who has transformed men into but I fully expect to trade my sag- women and old bodies into young ging tits for some pectoral mus- – what he could do for me. cles, and I want my bum back up “Sorry, Khun Bruce, it’s too where it used to be. late. You’ve left it too long,” he A monthly membership at told me. Apparently, the process Club Asia Fitness is less than of “lifting” the body has to begin 1,600 baht, and it includes free a bit earlier than at my advanced classes in yoga, aerobics, fitball age. Dr Sanguan recommended and body balance and body pump. instead a course It also includes of exercise and free use of the weight training. swimming pool I headed and discounts on straight for the spa treatments. I Club Asia Fit- plan to take ad- ness center in vantage of all the Royal Phuket these options to City Hotel. Club get the body I Manager want in just eight Wayne Lunt did weeks. a lengthy assess- ment and didn’t Off the Figuring the 8: give me a hard Not content to time when I work just on my could not do a body, I’ve joined WALL It’s gotta go: Wayne Lunt (left) and the belly that’s going to be proper sit-up or the “Circle of 8”, push-up, but en- With Bruce Stanley a group of heal- turned into an impressive set of abs. couraged me to ers and thera- work on the treadmill and ma- pists on Phuket. Movement person on both a physical and in- ket’s foremost painters and heal- chines designed to build muscle therapy specialist Rhonda tuitive level,” she says. ers, and Simone Teillet, a tal- particular interest to me – bi-po- mass on the upper part of the Clarke coordinates free meet- Everyone is invited to join ented teacher of gyro-kinesis – a lar therapy. body. ings for those interested in work- Phuket’s healers at Evolve Spa combination of yoga, dance and I’ve got only eight weeks to “But I have only two ing to improve their physical and in the Treetops Resort at Surin Pilates. Simone is also a skilled clean my auras and balance my months to turn this body into mental health. Beach on Saturday mornings, to reader of tarot and oracle cards. chakras. something that I can take back “We have a growing aware- find out about ways to improve The Circle of 8 includes If you want more informa- to show friends from 40 years ness that healing and the road to their health and sense of well- teachers of tai chi, Tibetan en- tion about this group of healers, ago,” I panicked. vibrant health are about more being. ergy balancing, naturopathy, qi email Isabelle at madame_ solare “No problem,” Wayne as- than manipulating the muscles. Recently, I sat in a group gong, yoga, chakra cleansing, @hotmail.com or Rhonda at sured me. “Just three times a They involve looking at the total with Isabelle Ott, one of Phu- breathwork, and something of [email protected]

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he jumped at the chance to buy her. Mark spent months revamp- ing and customizing the Aumgaia for charter. While he was resting the dhow off Bang Tao Bay, A NEW MAN though, the anchor chain broke and the dhow drifted ashore. But thanks to the help of some good friends, the Aumgaia is now back afloat, and Mark is Left: All right, PUSH! Volunteers help to shift happy to receive inquiries for the Aumgaia off the beach. charter, starting at 20,000 baht a day. Call him at Tel: 09-8733952. Below: Good job. OB Wetzell (right) retrieves his pants after helping in the successful Larking about: Anthony Lark rescue mission. knows how to throw a great party. The Trisara GM honed his skills during his years at the Amanpuri, and he hasn’t lost his touch. He recently attracted ac- claimed international DJ the lovely Lisa Loud (see Gazette issue of May 7 for the defini- tive interview) to Trisara for a blow-out summer party, an ex- ample of how Anthony wants to open the resort’s arms to the community. “We plan to have a num- ber of events at Trisara and we hope that those wanting a great time in a spectacular setting will join us,” he enthused. “It’s time we got back to having some fun. We welcome the island to Tri- sara.” Certainly the Lisa Loud event brought Phuket’s Beautiful People out for the occasion, in- cluding legendary men-about- town Lars Ydmark and Martin Carpenter. The dance concert was held under a sky full of stars. Nick Anthony of Indigo Realty arrived from a yacht moored just off shore and there was a stunning Cain reenabled: When I got the pushing the big, beautiful, wooden lighting systems in all the best vil- winner of prizes in Phuket’s collection of almost-too-beautiful call from Tom Keator, Project dhow, trying to dislodge it from las on the island. King’s Cup Regatta. When he Thai young women draped Manager at DMG Thailand the shore. This enterprising Brit, who spotted a notice that the tradi- around their dates; it was an un- about an Indian sailing dhow The Aumgaia belongs to has been working in Asia for 25 tional sailing dhow was on offer, forgettable evening. being beached on the sands of Mark Cain, who bought the 55- years, designed the light and Bang Tao Bay, I rushed to check year-old dhow to use as a char- sound system for the palace of it out. ter boat in local waters. the Sultan of Brunei, as well as I arrived to find such local By day, Mark operates for the Merlion on Singapore’s notables as OB Wetzell and Light Sound Image at Tinlay Sentosa Island. Colin MacKay in the water Place and installs audio-visual and He is also an avid sailor, a 12 PHUKET GAZETTE May 21 - 27, 2005 May 21 - 27, 2005 LIFESTYLE PHUKET GAZETTE 13 Swimsuit SenSes enSes Health & Beauty Clinique in Bang Tao, in conjunction Swith Phuket Mermaids, recently hosted a summer swimsuit fashion show that was attended by about 50 lucky onlookers. Some of the models, chosen for their youth and freshness, were girls who live on the island – so don’t be surprised if you see some familiar faces. Now that the rains have come, some of us might not want to wear our swimsuits until the sunny weather returns. Until then, let’s get fit, and enjoy the show!

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hether the Pershing series of motor yachts is named Wafter the US gen- eral who commanded American forces in Europe during World CruisingCruising onon War I, the missile, or the tank is unknown. The name, however, con- jures up images of power, pres- ence and range, and the Pershing Planet Pershing 43 has all three qualities, and Planet Pershing more. There’s also one for sale in Phuket. Launched in October 2003 and offered for sale by Lee Ma- rine – the owner is upgrading to a larger vessel – this svelte sport cruiser oozes a muscularly femi- nine charm like that of a well- toned athlete – think of Serena Williams – even when moored. Yet character and the “wow” factor are just the initial attractions. The real test is what Mambo is like in action. It doesn’t take long to get Mambo under steam, heading out from Boat Lagoon Marina with the gentle purr of the twin 630hp MAN diesels announcing her ar- rival to the early-morning day trip- pers sitting bleary-eyed waiting for their transport. Those bleary eyes turn to- ward Mambo and, suddenly, their Mambo has a top speed of 36 knots and a range of 250 nautical miles. Fast and nimble, she is also, at the same time, very comfortable. holiday highlight (by comparison) doesn’t seem quite so exciting. Mambo, as with the entire ALL AT SEA with Andy Johnstone range of Pershing vessels, mar- ries a dynamic exterior with com- – although lusty – is still quiet tress to the novice master, and ceramic hotplate, stainless-steel and just aft of this is the stern fortable and well-equipped rest enough to allow onversation. once the initial trepidation of hav- sink and 115-liter fridge freezer sundeck, which affords passen- and interior areas. The hull of the Pershing 43 ing 1,260hp on tap has faded, (there is another ice box on the gers one of the best views of Despite its “West Atlantic” is designed for speed, but not at pushing her through a series of bridge). Mambo’s power. Lie down here sounding name, Pershing is an the expense of comfort and prac- tight turns – aided by her pin- Immediately aft of the gal- with a large gin and tonic and Italian company and part of the ticality. She is a finely balanced sharp handling – presents no ley is the 43’s control panel and, watch the sea boil as the four- Ferretti group; European flair and boat – the trim adjusters tend to problem. below this, a widescreen Sony blade nickel-aluminum-bronze restrained opulence echo be employed frequently – and the Described by Mr Holmes TV and DVD player. The music props churn the water. Bliss. throughout the boat, from the sensation at speed is not unlike as “an ideal weekend boat”, the center – taken from a car – has The Pershing 43 has a fuel polished cherry woodwork in the being on an ice skate; but where- Pershing 43 can carry 10 people, a 10-CD changer. capacity of 1,400 liters in a two cabins, galley and dinette to as a skate cuts in, Mambo slices though it feels as though she could The aft cabin – a twin – centerline tank and twin 418-liter the hydraulic passerelle, finished through. carry more without feeling features a useful amount of space water tanks are configured for in stainless steel and teak. Mr Holmes banks Mambo cramped. used creatively, taking into ac- balanced trim. Her fuel capacity Martin Holmes, GM of Lee at 30º and a pleasant rush of The master berth in the bow count the confines imposed by the gives her a range of around 250 Marine, explains that this is a de- blood comes to the head. “Any- has a double bunk and probably adjacent companionway and, to nautical miles (about 460 kilome- sign feature more commonly one can master a Pershing 43 in more space than a room in a mid- starboard, the aft head and ters). found on European boats because a day,” he notes. price hotel. It is light and airy, with shower. Mr Holmes points out that, it is traditional to moor them aft- As if to prove this, he hands plenty of room to maneuver, and The dinette has a good-sized at just 3.8 meters from hull bot- first. “It can take 250 kilograms,” over the helm to the reviewer. The has its own bathroom with trav- folding table, ample space on the tom to radar arch – her draft is he explains. “And it is illuminated, most noticeable aspect upon tak- ertine marble sink top and voguish quarter-circle sofa and a view 1.3m – Mambo can slip easily which makes boarding at night, ing control of her is the supreme stainless-steel fittings. toward the TV. Mambo is equip- under the Sarasin Bridge, even at perhaps after a drink or two, far visibility from the bridge. Moving aft, the galley, to ped with folding fabric blinds high tide. easier.” The deck, while sensuously port, is a fluid shape that is aes- throughout, as well as mosquito The boat is on the market Mr Holmes pushes the long (something every great thetically pleasing and practical; screens for all portholes – part for 495,000 euros (about 25 mil- throttles forward and Mambo’s sporting vehicle should have) does straight lines below deck waste of the “tropical” upgrade which lion baht). bow rises satisfyingly into the air. not obscure vision. Fulvio Di Si- space and make simple actions, also includes a powerful air-con- “Her top speed is 36 knots,” he moni, the 43’s designer, worked such as squeezing past someone, ditioning system for the cabins, For more information, contact continues. “But just feel that ac- rare magic to achieve this balance more difficult than necessary, – saloon and cockpit. Mr Holmes (Tel: 076-238803, celeration…” between necessary visibility and even in a spacious vessel like Above, the cockpit has a 01-8917057; Email: martin@ Surprisingly, despite the in- desired sex appeal. Mambo. generous seating area in resilient leemarine.com; Website: www. crease in speed, the engine noise Mambo is a forgiving mis- The galley has a two-ring white vinyl and a folding table, leemarine.com). May 21 - 27, 2005 PHUKET GAZETTE 15 Stick it and win!

Dusit Laguna Resort Hotel receptionist Saowapark Boonsadao hands a ‘We Love Phuket’ sticker to Briton Joe Walford, during his and his wife’s first visit to Phuket. They said they will be very happy to show people at home that they love Phuket.

ver the past few weeks, it seems that almost everyone on the island is going sticker crazy, plastering the OGazette’s ‘We Love Phuket’ sticker on their cars – and anywhere else they think it looks good. The Gazette team recently went around town and caught a few sticker-philes in the act. If you already have a ‘We Love Phuket’ sticker on your car, keep your eye on the Rak Mak! Awards each week in the Gazette. Last week you could have won a dinner for two at Mom Tri’s Boathouse in Kata, or at Rockfish in Kamala. Other prizes include round-trip Phuket-Singapore air tickets from Silkair, a two-night stay including breakfast at Montha Thongson (right) collects her prize of dinner the Holiday Inn Phuket, a cash prize of 2,500 baht, and much, much more. for two at Mom Tri's Boathouse from the Gazette's If you haven’t got a sticker yet, call Khun Pam at Tel 076-236555 or email [email protected] Vallapa "Pam" Bunnak just one week after putting her sticker on her car.

The popular Khun Mai of the Surin Bay Inn (seated, on left) seen here with her staff and customers with stickers in hand.

Wayne “Red” Graham couldn’t wait to get his hands on a sticker.

ABOVE: Tukta Supap (left), of SFX Coliseum cinema at Central Festival Phuket, hands two movie lovers ‘We Love Phuket’ stickers just as they are leaving the cinema. Both said they’ll put their stickers on their cars immediately and look forward to winning prizes soon. 16 PHUKET GAZETTE F E A T U R E S May 21 - 27, 2005

p my way: It seems that Outside In has Phuket Diary opened an indecorous May 21 Uand appellative bag of A Good Pelt Canadian Expat Night. Canadians & guests are invited to join worms ever since the correct pro- nunciation of Phuket was dis- or better or worse, Phuket has figured prominently in the world in an evening of good old Canadian rock ’n’ roll. Put on your news in recent months so it’s an opportune time to welcome favorite jeans and T-shirt and rock the night away! Come out cussed in it. F and catch up with old and new friends, enjoy cheap drinks and At www.davezilla.com the you to the second edition of the Phuket Gazette’s new weekly up- free appetizers. There will be prizes, too. writers enlarge on the subject of date of how the world sees us. Location: Karma Lounge Music Café, on the corner of place names, and it’s gratifying Patak & Bangla Rds, Karon Plaza, Karon. Event time: 8 pm. to learn that there are several assemble to strut their wobbling Contact: Marshall or Reinhard on Tel: 04-8429640 or 01- other worldwide locations sport- OUTSIDE cellulite… 8920960. Email: [email protected] ing far less attractive monikers “…where hammered tour- than this island’s. IN ists hammer nails into sawed-off May 23 To name but a few – Her- By Lis Kinswoman tree trunks to demonstrate to the Visakha Bucha Day. May 23 is a substitution holiday for Viskha bert’s Hole, Tyttenhangar, Minc- ladies [that] they are a good Bucha Day, which falls on May 22. It is a public holiday, there- ing Lane, Cock Pond, Pratt’s Bot- choice for an intellectual night fore banks and most government offices will be closed. tom and just plain old Nasty. val,” it states with all the glee of out.” May 28-29 One contributor claims, “I a lettuce. And you thought Pattaya The 7th AirAsia Phuket International Rugby 10s. Teams from live about an hour away from Hey, it may stink, but it’s was raucous? I assure you that around the world will be competing for the Clive Williamson Hell.” Don’t we all? veggie! this is supposedly “serious” Memorial Trophy in the 7th AirAsia Phuket International Rugby travel writing, albeit churned out 10s. Entry for spectators will be free, but funds will be raised for Danger! As there have been no Nasty again. Some websites by a scribbler who would seem an orphans’ scholarship fund in Khao Lak. airline-passenger revolts, engine seem determined to give Phuket to possess a marked dermatologi- Location: Karon Municipal Stadium Event time: 8 am to 6 failures or fuel spillages of late, a negative spin. cal fixation. Where did he stay: pm both days. Contact Patrick Cotter on Tel: 09-8731190 or Phuket is settling down into rela- One example is the rather Patong Skin Clinic? Email: [email protected] tive tranquillity with only the oc- schizophrenic website www. casional cyber cock-up to mis- smarttravelasia.com, which asks And another thing. The people July 21 lead the earnest would-be back- if Phuket or Penang is the real at www.newsfinder.com, who Asarnha Bucha Day. Asarnha Bucha Day public holiday com- packer. “Pearl of the Orient” (although normally do a pretty good job, memorates the first occasion when the Buddha, his teachings “Phuket is rife with seafood “Pearl of the Andaman” is the feature a photo of longtail boats and five disciples were present together after his enlightenment. restaurants” warns the ever epithet usually applied to Phu- off a beach in Krabi above their July 21 amusing and vegetable-inclined ket), and the site’s relentless lam- article about Phuket. Vassupanayika – Buddhist Lent Day. Following Vassupa- www.thebackpacker.net basting of innocent old Patong At least they had the good nayika, monks are obliged to remain in a certain place, prefer- Thankfully, the site goes needs no embellishment from sense to adjoin a disclaimer, dis- ably a monastery, for a period of three months from the day after on to assuage escalating fears of this unaligned article. tancing themselves from their Asarnha Bucha Day. It is a public holiday. the slaughter of nose-pierced, “The City of Brazen Hus- “writers” – obviously after bit- dreadlocked and fisherman- sies Who Will Do Unspeakable ter and frustrating experiences August 12 panted vegetarian travelers at Things… Patong has burst into with erroneous, vegetable- and Birthday of HM Queen Sirikit. August 12 is the birthday of the hands (or fins) of dead sea prominence – and dogged noto- skin-obsessed travel correspon- HM Queen Sirikit, a public holiday and, by tradition, Mother’s bass and lifeless red snapper. riety – like teenage acne. This is dents. Day in Thailand. “…Pong Nga participates where beetroot-faced travelers, No offence to the Gazette’s in the yearly Vegetarian Festi- some bronzed black by the sun, own Ed Peters, mind. May 21 - 27, 2005 S M A L L W O R L D PHUKET GAZETTE 17 KKIDSIDS Get your brain the Fun Page in gear with for all the Family The Monster Quiz 1. Which biscuit is named better known by what 14. The Polyarny Inlet is after a 19th-century name? part of which body of Italian revolutionary? water? Hidden Words 8. Which aviatrix, on May 2. Which company in- 21, 1932, touched down 15. Who first translated into Hidden in the grid below are the names of at least 20 English The Rubáiyát of metallic elements. The names may read vertically, hori- vented these biscuits, in Northern Ireland after and when? the first solo flight by a Omar Khayyám? zontally or diagonally. They may also read right-to-left or woman across the Atlan- 16. What is the given name down-to-up. See if you can find more than your family or 3. By what name is the tic Ocean? of golfer Tiger Woods? friends. Score: 10 or more, good; 15 or more, very good; creature Leptoptilus 20 or more, excellent. dubius better known? 9. Herm belongs to which 17. What – and in which group of islands? year – was his first PGA 4. What is correct term for Major win? SMAATUNGS TENLF R the branch of forestry 10. Port Florence, in Kenya, LEUTS INLBKGWLEP dealing with the develop- is now known by what 18. Which singer was known ment and care of forests? name? as The Velvet Fog? MVA IMU IMORHCVSA LUNBMDWAAHRL BUK 5. The adjective “toroidal” 11. The city is the capital of 19. The radio call-signs BNNTODGYA J I DC I O describes what shape? which province? Broadsword and Danny Boy appear in which MK I I PRAONSTKQXR 6. What name is given to a 12. The Colossus of Rhodes 1960s novel and movie? QH J CMQGCOBALTDW toroidal chamber, as used was a statue of which IUSGKUBIABIUBHT in nuclear fusion re- Greek god? 20. Which Madrid metro search? line has the most sta- LYQABELUUDYGOYC 13. The aurora borealis and tions, and how many? COTQVPLAGMMOXEO 7. Mieskuoro Huutajat, aurora australis are known from Oulu, Finland, are by what other names? Answers next week MOLYBDENUMHZHKT RGUAA I GWWUZKHMA EDLBTMUIDIRIYSN Never a PGFXYIMBEBTPNDT Cross Word! PBCCMZTVVWJ FMPA OEKHMFGAGKCUAYL Across CTYOAXRONQNLONU 1. Amsterdam is the capital of BTSQGILBUILMROM this country. 7. Lacking sensation. NOXQNDZVTAUMAMI 8. Plot or plan. TIKGEUMADMEMJIR 10. Ms Monroe, movie star. OGTGSGL I RROKQTO 11. Year between college and work. BK I R I PUTCBQODNN 13. Follow like a bloodhound? VKXFUMOUTRYUFAD 14. Items brought into a coun- CN I ZMDRPVKLP CUR try. BQTE I YOAT SKU PEN 17. Picasso and Braque in- vented this style of paint- ing. 19. After writing an email, do this. 21. Fashion designers’ exhib- Brain Buster!! its.

A catering company sells large containers of Down 6. Reservoir wall. 16 She went up the hill with iced coffee and large containers of orange 1. Ostrich cousin. 7. Having no fixed address. Jack. juice. Right now the company has six contain- 3. Tolkein character. 9. Left out in the open. 18. Flying saucer, maybe. ers, each holding the following amounts: 4. Out of practice. 12. Miniature tree art. 20. Female equivalent of monk. 5. Pain in the molar. 15. Ape. Solution next week Container A: 30 liters; Container B: 32 liters; Container C: 36 liters; Container D: 38 liters; ANSWERS TO LAST Container E: 40 liters; Container F: 62 liters. WEEK’S MONSTER QUIZ 1. Paul Klee; 2. Nike; 3. Taboret; Five of the containers hold iced coffee, and one 4. She is the world’s first and only container holds orange juice. female heir apparent; 5. Tifosi; 6. The Tipo 125 F1; 7. Propaganda; Two customers come into the shop. The first 8. Smallpox vaccination; 9. Catch- 22; 10. Ashes To Ashes; 11. An customer buys two containers of iced coffee. apogee; 12. Johnny Depp; 13. The second customer buys twice as much Bow Wow; 14. Snoop Dogg; 15.

coffee as the first customer. Which container SOLUTION Huggy Bear; 16. The Soviet ice- holds the orange juice? CROSSWORD breaker NS Lenin; 17. Atlanta

TO LAST WEEK’S TO Hawks; 18. The Lædalstunnelen Answer: Container E Container Answer: in Norway; 19. Ahmet Necdet Se- zer; 20. Dulwich. 18 PHUKET GAZETTE F E A T U R E S May 21 - 27, 2005 A classless and pointless war This column was written before amount of information. Sidelined school, but as well as that there’s With uncertainty in the air, dents are not the ones most af- the final split between Dulwich presumably because, heaven for- the extra-curricular side – the many of the teachers may choose fected. As the saying goes: College and the Phuket school. bid, they might ask seemingly ob- countless musicals, theater pro- to move elsewhere, and this school days are the best days of – Editor. vious questions, ductions, live con- could greatly affect the style of our lives, and if that really is the such as “Where certs and themed learning that we students have case, we want the most enjoy- ast term, when I was ab- is the headmas- discos – which grown accustomed to. able experience we can get. sently staring out of the ter?” or “What makes going to At the end of any year, it is We don’t want to live in fear classroom window was the meaning school just a little normal that many move on to of the careful balance of aca- Lpleasantly putting off of the new shock- bit more enjoy- new experiences. Some go off to demic and social activities being doing some much-needed revi- ing orange educa- able. university or college, or – as disturbed by conflicting business sion, could I have imagined that tion posters in the So when Dulwich takes boarders from all plans. life at Dulwich International Col- school foyer?” we get back to over the world – their parents If we live like that then we’ll lege (DIC) was going to change I’ve been at school and we may move them to a school closer stop enjoying ourselves and we in the way it has? Dulwich for only notice all these to home. will be forced to grow up prema- Returning to school after the two years of new things hap- But if the school changes turely, worrying about issues be- the spring break was an interest- my International pening and new drastically in the near future, the yond our control. ing but disturbing experience for Baccalaureate Youth ’n teachers joining number of students who are leav- We need to go back to the any Dulwich student. course, but it is and old favorites ing could increase. things that make our lives hectic We knew that there had completely differ- leaving, we stu- Something we often forget (or so we think!): the late nights been meetings between teachers ent from any- ASIA dents get worried. is that Dulwich is not just a of last-minute homework, finding and their superiors, but we didn’t where else I have I’m not ar- school. Some people have in- out the latest gossip from that think they would actually affect studied. By Lauren Moorhouse guing that stu- vested money in this institution; party, and all the other mundane us in any profound way. Nowhere dents should they see it as a business invest- elements of our innocent teenage In retrospect, I guess we else can you find teachers who know the full story of what is ment, and so view it in a differ- years. should have seen it coming, but care so much about their students going on, but what is the point of ent light from the way we do. As We need to stop worrying we didn’t. Then, seemingly out of that they quite happily sacrifice keeping us totally in the dark business develops on the island, about the goings-on around us; it nowhere, rumors started to cir- their own personal time to help about what’s happening? investment in the school could will all work out in the end, but culate towards the end of the last students with any parts of sylla- It seems the school authori- increase. until then, let’s get on with our week of the vacation. Some bus that cause concern. ties are doing their best to answer But change is powerful, and daily routines. turned out to be true, others were Nowhere else can you find most questions posed by the if the wrong decisions are made, Everything happens for a not. such a warm, integrated environ- young, inquisitive minds through who’s to say what will happen? reason, and life is full of chal- Through all the impromptu ment, where students from vary- school council meetings and dis- Obviously, we can’t predict the lenges and obstacles, it just so meetings between the teachers ing years are close friends who cussions. future, and any decision made at happens that this hiccup involves and parents, teachers and gover- share in each other’s triumphs and But there’s a sense of fear this crucial time concerning the a lot more people than normal. nors and so on, the students sim- disappointments. among us now: if things keep school is going to have an effect At the moment, everything ply stood on the sidelines hoping Obviously, there is the suc- changing, will Dulwich remain the on someone. is speculation and only time will for even the most miniscule cessful academic side to the school we know and love? Let’s just hope that the stu- tell what the future holds. The tale of the towel in Thailand Dear Momma Duck, unable to find any of them listed vain. I read an article by Anek in Siam at the time, I had as- ally Thai or influenced by the I am a big fan of the pha on the Internet or elsewhere. I Navikmoon, a columnist in the sumed that cloth, including pha British. khao maa, the traditional Thai would like to add “weightlifting Nation Weekly on September 20, khao maa and sarongs, were Based on our limited knowl- towel. I find them extremely use- belt” to the list if possible. Do 2004, in which he mentioned that, woven by hand on family looms. edge of Thai village silk produc- ful at home, at the beach, when you know where I can find a list- in the year 1897, Siam imported Home weaving was the tion and designs from the early camping and just about every- ing of these 100 uses? pha khao maa, cloth with a flo- norm in most 19th -century cul- 20th century, I would assume that where else. I find they dry off Regards ral design, handkerchiefs and sa- tures, but imported, factory-made different parts of Thailand prob- much more quickly than West- Arnie S rongs from England. versions, primarily from Britain, ably wove somewhat different ern-style towels, and I have even Chalong He also mentioned that, at were much cheaper and soon patterns, perhaps even with cer- taken to using one tied very tightly that time, the majority of imported came to dominate tain villages hav- around my midriff to serve as a Dear Arnie S, red cloth came from Switzerland markets in many ing their special weightlifting belt when I work out. I also tried to find out about and was in greater demand than countries. designs. I once heard that Thai the 100 uses of pha khao maa even the cotton from England. Sometimes, Also, given people say there are 100 uses of (or known as pha chub by south- This was a surprise. Given in their eagerness the Thai penchant this handy item, but I have been ern Thais) on the Internet, but in that weaving was quite common to sell more, the for at least mini- British went to mal embellish- extremes. ment, it is unlikely For example, that the cloth was the British tried to totally plain. Per- ban home-weav- haps the Thai na- ing in India. tional museum in The empire Bangkok has a builders wanted Momma section dedicated people there to to fabrics, from concentrate only which you can get on the growing of DUCK some ideas. cotton, with the By Wanida Hongyok As for uses, raw product being [email protected] my husband is al- shipped to Britain, so addicted to us- woven into finished products and ing the pha khao maa around the then shipped back for sale (and house and always takes one big profits for the British factory when he travels, to use as a wrap- owners). around; a towel; something to lie Unfortunately, I couldn’t on at the beach; and folded up as find out what either the traditional a pillow. or British-made pha khao maa He also informs me that actually looked like. Thai friends taught him how to As you are aware, the most tie it up as a bathing suit when he common design these days is sort was a teacher in Chiang Rai dur- of a “tartan” checked pattern in ing the 1970s. various color schemes, but we Perhaps we can begin to don’t know if that was tradition- compile our own list of 100 uses. May 21 - 27, 2005 F E A T U R E S PHUKET GAZETTE 19

In The Stars by Isla St ar TAURUS (April 21-May 21): A value their individuality could be from a bout of the green-eyed Hero of the misunderstanding is not your fault. feeling unwelcome pressure monster. Everything in your gar- The other person concerned in from a new partner. If this ro- den is looking rosy and all you this tangled web is about to real- mance isn’t allowing you suffi- have to do is bask in these be- ize that they must swallow their cient space in the early stages, nevolent conditions. Monday is new Russia pride and apologize. Romance take heed. A more fulfilling rela- your best day for tackling bureau- continues to blossom and you can tionship lies ahead for those who cratic issues. artin Cruz Smith is mountain of salt sits in his bed- look forward to being pampered haven’t already found their true a class act. His room closet. beyond your wildest dreams for love. Work occupies your mind AQUARIUS (January 21-Febru- novels feature Then Renko discovers that the remainder of May. Make the early next week, when a new ary 19): Your tendency to sweat Mprodigious but the salt is highly radioactive. most of this luxury, as an en- colleague turns out to be less ca- the small stuff is getting in the way lightly-worn research, lean prose A few days later, Ivanov’s forced separation is highly likely pable than promised. of relaxation. Aquarians who and independent, tough-minded close associate and long time in June. Don’t let your percep- can’t leave their worries on one protagonists who go up against friend Lev Timofeyev is found tions be colored by others’ opin- SCORPIO (October 24-Novem- side are advised to take a realis- all the brute forces of authority. murdered in a village cemetery ions. ber 22): Where work is con- tic look at the big picture. Next His breakthrough novel in the Zone of Exclusion, the re- cerned, you appear to have month will offer all sorts of op- was his fifth, Gorky Park, a 1981 stricted radioactive area around GEMINI (May 22-June 21): A reached a crossroads with un- portunities for advancement, but murder mystery set in Moscow, the old atomic reactors of steep learning curve is forecast readable signposts. Pause for you need to be free of emotional which introduced the honest Chernobyl. this week. It seems that you made thought and your inner compass baggage before then. Cancer is Russian investigator Arkady A deserted region now re- a wrong decision last month and will provide directions. New waiting for the right moment to Renko. turning to wilderness, it is inhab- the results of this will become people are poised to appear on ask an intimate question. It was a huge bestseller and ited only by “old folks, squatters, apparent on Saturday or Sunday. your social scene, and this should it was made into a scavengers, poach- How you handle this situation will open the door to some worthwhile PISCES (February 20-March movie staring Will- ers and thieves”, strongly affect business possibili- friendships. If you’re toying with 20): Pisceans who have been iam Hurt. Since along with wolves ties, so put your thinking cap on the idea of relocation, Thursday feeling under the weather lately then, Smith’s nov- and oddball scien- before taking steps. The color is your best day for a tentative can expect better health this els have roamed tific researchers. deep burgundy will lift your spir- look at the property market. Wear week. However, you are advised from the wartime What is the its. sapphire blue to help see the truth. to boost your vitamin intake by atomic bomb lab in connection between including more fresh fruit in your Los Alamos to To- the two deaths? CANCER (June 22-July 23): If SAGITTARIUS (November 23- diet. A work-related challenge kyo on the eve of Bobby Hoff- you retreat into your shell when December 21): Finances will oc- mid-week requires you to take the Pearl Harbor, via man is determined the going gets tough, you could cupy your attention until the end initiative; the boss is likely to be an English coal to find out. Hoff- miss out on lots of fun this week- of the month, but in a good way. more than impressed by how you mining village in man is an American th end. A close relationship that has Many Sagittarians will receive handle this situation. If you’re the 19 Century. swindler and fugi- become somewhat sour recently surprise windfalls – if the first self-employed, a lucrative con- But Arkady tive from justice stands a very good chance of thought that pops up in your mind tract is heading your way. Renko has re- who nevertheless suddenly turning sweeter. But you is to take a spontaneous trip, do turned in three fine felt a great love and will have to be there to help make it. Mid-week, there’s a minor fam- ARIES (March 21-April 20): The follow-up novels: Polar Star, loyalty toward his colleague, it happen. Travel is forecast to ily crisis to take care of; you are discovery that someone is only a Havana Bay and Red Square. Ivanov. help broaden your mind before advised to listen carefully to all fair-weather friend will damp Smith has now produced When Arkady Renko is the end of this month. sides of the story before passing your spirits this weekend. Come the fifth in the series: Wolves Eat dispatched from Moscow to judgment. rain or shine, you must make the Dogs (Simon & Schuster, New Chernobyl to coordinate the mur- LEO (July 24-August 22): It’s high effort to seek out the company York, 2004, 337pp). The scene der investigation with Ukrainian time for expansion in all areas of CAPRICORN (December 22- of those who have already prov- shifts from Moscow to Cherno- police, Hoffman turns up to of- your life. A positive light is shin- January 20): If the sandals fit, ed their true friendship. Next byl in the Ukraine, the site of the fer his support, along with an 80- ing above Leos this week, caus- wear them with pride. Those who week, expect to receive an inter- catastrophic nuclear accident in year-old Jewish gunman. ing you to believe that anything find themselves the subject of esting package in the post; this is 1986. The time is the present Included in the mix is one really is possible if you have the some hot gossip should have no definitely going to be a case of New Russia, where an honest Eva Kazka, a doctor who runs a heart. Money flows in from an reason to be ashamed of their better late than never. Number 3 policeman is more of an anom- clinic for the old farmers who unexpected source and there’s actions – others are suffering is lucky on Tuesday. aly than ever. have stayed behind in more to follow if you make a wise Smith sets the the Zone, and her ex- investment. The only downside scene: “Moscow husband Alex Gera- during the coming days could be swam in color. simov, a one-time a minor health problem. Stick to Hazy floodlights of nuclear physicist rice and vegetables until you feel Wordly wise Red Square mixed turned wildlife re- better. with the neon of searcher. casinos in Revolu- “The Zone has “Now, if there is one thing that we do worse than any other na- Off the VIRGO (August 23-September tion, it is trying to manage somebody else’s affairs.” tion Square. Light deer, bison, eagles, 23): If you are feeling low in en- wormed its way swans,” Alex tells ergy and spirit, you will benefit Will Rogers from the under- SHELF Renko on a trip into from retreating from your normal American journalist, ambassador and philospher. (1879-1935) ground mall in the the woods. “The By James Eckardt life. If you’re not in a position to Manezh. Spotlights Chernobyl Zone of travel far from home, sitting on crowned new tow- Exclusion is the best the nearest mountaintop and con- ers of glass and polished stone, wild animal refuge in Europe templating the ever-changing each tower capped by a spire. because the towns and villages landscape will help. One personal Gilded domes still floated around have been abandoned, fields burden is about to be lifted, which the Garden Ring, but all night abandoned, roads abandoned. should go a long way toward earth-movers tore at the old city Because normal human activity lightening the mood. By Wednes- and dug widening pools of light is worse for nature than the day you’ll realize that nothing is to raise a modern, vertical Mos- greatest nuclear incident in his- ever as bad as it seems. cow more like Houston or tory. The next greenie I meet Dubai.” who tells me how he wants to LIBRA (September 24-October At the top of the new aris- save the animals, I’ll tell him that 23): Your need for freedom is tocracy of billionaire oligarchs is if he’s sincere, he should hope strong this week. Those who Pasha Ivanov, founder and CEO for nuclear accidents every- of the NoviRus conglomerate, where.” with fingers in every corrupt pie. The title refers to the fact He is found dead after falling that no one keeps dogs in the from his 10th-floor penthouse – Zone because the wolves eat an apparent suicide. them. Renko is instructed to wrap Beyond its obvious scaf- up his investigation quickly. But folding as a murder mystery, the he finds three mysterious clues novel delves deeply into themes involving salt: Ivanov was clutch- of personal responsibility, repen- ing a salt shaker in his death grip; tance and redemption for Ar- a large quantity of salt was found kady Renko and his fragile new in his stomach, and a small family. 20 PHUKET GAZETTE EDITORIAL & LETTERS May 21 - 27, 2005

367/2 Yaowarat Rd, Amphur Muang, Phuket 83000 Tel: 076-236555 - Since 1994 - Fax: 076-213971 Email: [email protected] What’s in a name? Despite the reassuring words from Dulwich International College founder Dr Arthit Ourairat that the breakdown of the school’s fran- chise agreement with Dulwich College in London (DCL) will not harm the school’s quality of education [see News], parents of stu- dents enrolled in the school are experiencing concern, if not anguish, over the change. The dissolution of franchise and other business arrangements is a sad but increasingly common occurrence. Banks merge, and depositors are notified though the mail that the life savings they en- trusted to one institution are now held by another. Cable television operators change names and viewer packages, raise prices, and then leave it up to the subscribers to intervene if they don’t want to go along with the fait accompli. But for parents who have been paying the fees at Phuket’s premier international school, the unilateral re-branding from Dulwich International College to the generic (and somewhat presumptuous) “British International School of Thailand” must be moderately chal- lenging. DCL was founded in 1619 and has developed a reputation for quality education in the intervening 386 years. It is the envy of many in academia, where the most prestigious schools – not surprisingly – Letters tend to be the oldest. To have successfully maintained its “brand” over so many years with your views for publication in our next issue. is quite a feat. Generations of administrators must have considered The Gazette is pleased to receive mail from read- ers. Please write to us at 367/2 Yaowarat Rd, We reserve the right to edit all letters. Pseud- quality control and maintenance of high academic standards as para- Amphur Muang, Phuket 83000, fax to 076-213971 onyms are acceptable only if your full name and mount, that is, of a higher order of importance than profit. or send an email to [email protected] address are supplied. The British International College of Thailand, née 2005, faces a daunting task in ensuring that its current students will graduate with After the tsunami, I begged intentioned but ultimately selfish the same chance of gaining admission to top universities as they would A diabolical comedy so many people in Europe to foreigners who, quite simply, want have had with the Dulwich name on their diplomas. How can so many damn fools come here in order to support the their dream holiday destination The school claims that discussions “are already underway” to extol the virtues of Khao Lak and local economy, but if nothing back for themselves. secure affiliation with another internationally-recognized institution. say, “Show you love it by taking works anymore, I’d rather [they] The cry of, “We’re doing it One can only hope that the likelihood of success of these discussions a holiday here”? forget it. to help Thailand” is poppycock. is somewhat greater than the 90% floated by the school’s CEO when I drove through there over Where has “Amazing Thai- If they are so altruistic, then their pressed a month ago by parents for his best estimate of the likelihood the weekend and, in the monsoon land” gone? altruism should be able to go any- of continued use of the Dulwich name. rain, it looked like the hellish im- A disappointed expatriate where. They could join the vol- One would also hope that part of these negotiations would in- ages of Passchendaele from a By email unteers in Banda Aceh or per- clude an in-depth probe by the new British candidate school into the book about World War I. haps enlist to work in an aid camp reasons its predecessor is no longer involved here – and whether the Sparse, bare trees, ruined Email appreciation in Darfur. One cares about all collapse had anything to do with maintenance of academic standards. buildings left scattered like shat- I just wanted to say how much I humanity, or oneself; there are no If so, perhaps these insights might finally be shared with the gray areas. tered teeth and – worse than the appreciate the Gazette’s email school’s parents, students and teachers, who continue to ruminate dry soil of before – mud stretch- Only last week, Médecins largely in the dark. – The Editor newsletters. I probably owe my ing from the sea one kilometer sanity and survival to your island, Sans Frontières – wisely – de- cided that it had sufficient funds inland, broken only by the road. so khap khun mahk. to carry out its projects in tsu- Who cares if a score of All the best in recovering beachfront resorts are now open? after the tsunami. nami-hit areas, and asked donors What enjoyment is there in that Jay Rossouw if their contributions could be used place now? By email for other projects. Many people In association with The Nation Multimedia Group PCL Yes, one might be helping agreed, while – reportedly – 172 the local economy by holidaying Is it now time for the asked for a refund. I hope they there, but it would be akin to sleep well at night. Editor: Rungtip Hongjakpet booking oneself into one of giving to stop? The simple fact is that Thai- land, the tsunami-hit country with Managing Editor: Alasdair Forbes Dante’s rings of Hell. While it may seem churlish to the best infrastructure and the Deputy Editor: Chris Husted It is simply too soon to sell question the generosity of those best chance of rebuilding itself – Chief Reporter: Sangkhae Leelanapaporn Khao Lak as a place of enjoy- who have given money, spirit and once the tourists return – has re- ment. time to aiding tsunami relief, just Editorial Team: Stephen Fein, Andy Johnstone, Anongnat Sartpisut, Fiorenza Alighieri ceived an unreasonable amount how much more money is going Alison Winward, Athiga Jundee Rome of money compared to its needs to be requested for projects here? and compared to other countries. Shortly after the disaster, Taken for a ride The tourists and the busi- Managing Director: Rungtip Hongjakpet Prime Minister Thaksin Shina- ness owners here, both foreign Marketing Manager: Oranee Pienprasertkul Are we expatriates just being watra claimed that Thailand did and Thai, are doing it for them- taken for fools? not need aid from abroad to alle- Website Services Manager: Natthira Susangrat selves. They are many stories of We stay here for years, viate suffering here. Distribution Manager: Passara Kaewbumroong business owners pocketing char- spending a lot of money (much Publisher: The Phuket Gazette Co Ltd He was wrong, in part. Of ity money to prop up their own more than the average so-called course Thailand needed help; enterprises (“But I employ “quality tourist”) but we get noth- government aid was typically slow Thais!” is their collective cry), Contact us ing in return. and unimaginative in concept. and there remains a plethora of There is no water for days, Foreigners – expatriates liv- Advertising Sales: [email protected] charities (every man and his dog at least in Soi Palai/Chalong, and ing here and those overseas – Classified Advertising: [email protected] has set up his own “fund”) in as for ADSL, forget it. brought initiative and speedy aid Phuket asking for more money. Website Services: [email protected] Also, what about reliable to a place they knew and loved, Enough funds are here and Shopper Card inquiries: [email protected] electricity and adequate water a place they wanted to help. enough houses and boats have Gazette Guide inquiries: [email protected] supplies? However, this “partisan” been built. It’s time to withdraw Must I to go to a hotel (they attitude has probably seen – no- and let the country get back on Telephone: 076-236555 (10 lines) Fax: 076-213971 always have enough of every- one can even begin to calculate its feet – or fail – on its own. thing except, unfortunately, tour- the funds donated to Thailand – The views expressed in the Phuket Gazette are those of the writers and contributors ists) in order to shower after three an excess of money being do- Michelle Blandish and do not necessarily reflect those of the publisher, the editor, the shareholders, or the directors of The Phuket Gazette Co Ltd. days? nated to the region by many well- Bang Tao Letters conveying views and suggestions are published here. Those seeking comment from government Copyright © 1994-2005 The Phuket Gazette Co Ltd officials and/or business owners are published in Issues & Answers on the facing page. May 21 - 27, 2005 PERSPECTIVES PHUKET GAZETTE 21 Tourism through fun and games n 1998, the Asian X Games uled] it would not have been nec- were launched right here in essary to invest so much money Phuket. This happened be- FIRST to host it. Icause Panu Maswongsa, Like many other tennis Vice-President of Marketing of players, I wonder why we don’t the Phuket Tourism Association, PERSON have an international-standard was close friends with the Asian tennis stadium on the island. X Games organizing team. hy does Phuket often miss out on chances to host Before the competition During the first two years international sporting events that could help gener- started, the athletes had to come there were no budget problems, W and prepare themselves. Some but when K. Panu tried to ar- ate revenue for the province? Phuket Sports Association turned up a week early. During range the event for the third year President Eam Thavornvongwongse talks about the failure this time they shopped, dined in and asked the Tourism Author- our restaurants and filled hotel ity of Thailand (TAT) for a bud- of the government to recognize the full potential of sports rooms, thus generating revenue get, he was turned down, on the tourism for the province and provide budgets accordingly. across the entire tourism indus- grounds that the events of the K. Eam is also a Director of the Kata Group of hotels try. Asian X games were not Olym- The tournament was broad- pic sports. and resorts and President of the Phuket Chamber of Com- cast in many countries and in- After that, cities like Kuala merce. cluded views of the beach – this Lampur and Seoul were glad to is a real benefit to Phuket as it host the Asian X Games. Even gives the island international ex- though the games do not include 19 World Soccer Championship to take place in Ao Makham last port from the government. posure. Olympic events, they are never- last November was one interna- March, but now postponed until It seems that so much of the To promote tourism, the theless broadcast around the tional sporting events that did 2006] will bring another group of sports tourism development effort government paid CNN to air the world on ESPN. take place in Phuket. We were wealthy visitors to the island. in Phuket must rely on the time, New Year’s Eve countdown in This type of competition lucky to get it, and thanks to the The 24 boats involved cost effort and investment of the pri- Thailand. The five-minute spot provides international exposure upgrade to Surakul Stadium we about US$2 million each, and can- vate sector. Why is it always like cost about 100 million baht. That’s for the host city and is the very are now qualified to host other not get here on their own, so they that? really not that different from bud- definition of “sports tourism”. international soccer competitions. need to be transported to Phuket When it comes to budget- geting sporting events that are When the government failed to We were fortunate that in the cargo holds of two 747 air- ing, government support and ath- broadcast internationally. recognize the importance of this Phuket got support from Asian liners. That’s just one of the ini- letes, we lack everything. We We are a small province, far event and refused to provide a Football Confederation board tial expenses [that needs to be need to recognize that high-pro- from the power center of the budget, we lost our chance to host member Worawee Magudee, budgeted]. file sporting events give the world country. We also need to com- it again. Perhaps it’s better not to who was instrumental in getting When it takes place, the F1 an opportunity to know about pete with other provinces for the think of it anymore, since it is a the event staged in Thailand with race will be broadcast around the Phuket. They also generate rev- right to host sporting competitions lost opportunity. Phuket as the only province to world, and we will have a seg- enue for the province. that will be held outside the capi- The same was true when host matches outside of Bangkok. ment promoting Phuket as part of To revive tourism after the tal, so we need to be well-orga- we tried to host an international Now that the Surakul pitch the telecast. But [after the tsunami, we were able to host the nized to accomplish this. beach volleyball competition at is up to Fifa standards, we can tsuanmi], it had to be postponed Group 2 tournament between Unfortunately, Phuket’s Kata Beach Resort. We con- use it to host the first Asia-Eu- as we were unable to get a bud- Thailand and Croatia in the sports clubs and associations tacted the Olympic champions, rope Meeting (Asem) Youth get to arrange the competition. Women’s FedCup tennins com- lack unity, so maximizing our po- the Australian team, who came Games, from June 2 to 8. The Phuket has also long had petition, in Patong. This came tential in this regard remains dif- to inspect the accommodation, Asem Youth Games’ organizing plans to build a permanent “sports about because of help from both ficult. competition venues and other fa- team didn’t even ask about the complex”. A feasibility study is the Ministry of Sports and Tour- Phuket is given an annual cilities. quality of the pitch because they underway about building the fa- ism and the Lawn Tennis Asso- budget of just 200,000 baht to Everything was declared to knew it had already been used to cility on land opposite Suan Luang ciation of Thailand (LTAT). train its young athletes and send be up to standard and we were host an international competiton. Park [in Phuket City] or in the As we lacked any interna- them to compete in the National all prepared to go ahead with the We have to do some work to im- Khao Khat area, on land con- tional standard tennis courts, the Youth Games in Bangkok. competition. But once again, we prove the quality of the training trolled by the Wichit Tambon LTAT had to build a court and That simply isn’t enough were denied a budget to pay the pitches before the competition Administration Organization. It is install a temporary stadium at a and indicates the real level of athlete’s appearance fees. An- starts, however. only a plan, however, and one that cost of about 3 million baht. If this commitment to sports and sports other lost opportunity. The Formula One Power- could end up as just another dis- tournament had taken place in tourism development on the part The Fifa Women’s Under- boat Race [originally scheduled appointment without enough sup- Bangkok [as originally sched- of the government. Are there laws against No water in Issues& vehicle pollution? Kata Noi ANSWERS Are there any laws in Thailand Phuket Provincial Transpor- Want to know how to get something done? governing vehicle emissions? tation Office (PPTO) replies: We live in Kata Noi and we have Can’t understand some of the dafter things that If indeed there are, why do In response to Mr Dewey, constant water problems. seem to go on in Phuket? Want to pitch an idea the police seem to take no action yes, there are laws. Vehicles with In fact, we have not – at the to Phuket’s authorities or institutions? Then this against those seemingly breaking engines bigger that 1,600cc that time of writing – had mains wa- the laws of the land? emit pollution contravene the law ter for 32 days now. is the forum for you. Rather than checking and are liable to a fine ranging When I call the water de- Submit your queries or suggestions to us and whether there is light coming from 1,000 baht to 50,000 baht. partment (Tel: 076-321515), I get we’ll ask the appropriate people to respond to from the headlight of my motor- Vehicles with engine capacities of stupid answers from the staff them. bike, I think that it would be a far 1,600cc or less are liable for a there, or I am asked for my ad- more useful – and certainly more fine of up to 2,000 baht. dress and phone despite which Write to: The Phuket Gazette, 367/2 Yaowarat Rd, Muang, beneficial to the environment – Provincial policy currently my complaints are never pursued. Phuket 83000. Fax 076-213971, or submit your issue at were the police officers to check puts priority on the wearing of hel- Thai people living in our www.phuketgazette.net the disgusting clouds of fumes – mets and seat belts, the posses- neighborhood would not even especially particulate-ridden die- sion of driving licenses and hav- give us a bucket of water for an Supervisor of Phuket Provin- rently waiting for money to fix it. sel smoke – coming from the ex- ing functioning headlights on mo- emergency. cial Water Supply, replies: We hope to get 95 million baht to haust pipes of tour buses, mini- torbikes. They have wells, so they I admit there are some fix all problems but our plans are vans, trucks, airport limousines The PPTO has only one have no problems at all. problems with the water supply still in the discussion process. and cars. machine for check vehicle emis- How can any ordinary per- to this area. Unfortunately I have never Is there a local vehicular sions, and the police have none son afford to go on buying water The water supply for Kata received a complaint from you pollution policy? at all. from outside and having it deliv- and Karon is shared with the one and suggest that perhaps you Graham Dewey These machines cost be- ered by tanker the whole time? for Patong; 75% of the water complained to the wrong depart- Phuket tween 20,000 and 30,000 baht and Disha Sadarangani goes to Patong, while only 25% ment. the one machine we do have was Kata Noi goes to Kata and Karon. However, I shall send some Teerayuth Prasertphol, Chief donated to us; and we have nei- There is also a problem with people round there to explain and Technical Officer of the ther plans nor budget to buy more. Pichai Watrangsri, Product the water pressure. We are cur- to see what we can do. 22 PHUKET GAZETTE COMPUTERS & BUSINESS May 21 - 27, 2005 Hotel developers TOT vs TT&T keep on coming By Anongnat Sartpisut baht, and Phase 3, the hotel ADSL: Round 3 proper. PHUKET: The past few months Hotel management will be have been perhaps the most dif- by GHM Hotels, which is headed huket Governor Udom- ing, a sophisticated technique (Their address is icare@ ficult time that Phuket’s hotels by Amanpuri creator Adrian sak Usawarangkura, ur- that can be used to steal bank ttt.co.th). I described the problem will ever have to endure. First Zecha. The project’s developer, ging high-tech business - account numbers and passwords. precisely, and worked with them there was the tsunami, then there Campbell Kane (Thailand) Ltd people to relocate to Cache poisoning works like the best I could to narrow down was the slump in tourism it has already stated its intention to P caused – hotel occupancy levels develop another hotel in Phuket Phuket, said recently, “You don’t this: every Internet Service Pro- the cause. In the end, I got no- have to fly from here [Phuket] to vider, including TT&T’s Hi-Net where. They were knowledge- fell to 10% immediately after the soon. Hong Kong or Singapore to service, has a table that translates able, friendly and willing to help tsunami, rose to 30%-40% in Meanwhile, Charn Issara work. Why not work here? If you the address you type in your – but didn’t solve the problem. February and March and are cur- Development Company is plan- have a good Internet network you browser (such as phuketgazette. Last week, I told you about rently hovering around 20%. ning to build another 60 villas at can work here.” net) into a weird four-number my problems with TOT. Specifi- But this has not stopped its vacation residence develop- The Governor’s absolutely address the Internet can under- cally, I can’t get to any secure leading hotel companies pushing ment Sri Panwa, in addition to the right. I’ve been working here in stand (in this case, 203.146. website using either of the lines ahead with new projects on the 18 pool villas and nine other Phuket, over the Internet, for four 21.166). That translation table – TOT provided. I still can’t log on island. houses already there. and a half years, and as long as the DNS cache – gets updated ev- to Hotmail, Gmail, any bank site Singaporean Rendezvous Charn Songkran Managing my connection’s working, I can ery few minutes or hours, as new anywhere in the world, eBay, Hotels International (RHI) has Director Songkran Issara does write my books and keep addresses are added to the PayPal, can’t buy an airplane signed a contract to manage the not see fears about another tsu- AskWoody.com going. Internet, and old ones go out of ticket, order books from Ama- upmarket 81-room Rendezvous nami as an impediment to the But the Governor’s com- use. zon, or work with any site that Resort, Phuket, which is cur- success of the development, as ment (and the promise of a world- There have been several uses “SSL” secure web pages. rently under construction at other places which regularly suf- class IT infrastructure) begs the techniques used recently to “pol- I called TOT half a dozen Karon Beach. fer devastating natural phenom- question: do we lute” domain times (the ADSL tech support RHI is to provide technical ena remain popular. in Phuket have a KHUN WOODY’S name tables, both phone number is 1100). I de- consultancy for the design, con- He said, “After all, Florida good Internet by modifying the scribed the problem precisely, struction and management of the has hurricanes every year, and network? table itself, and and worked with them the best I resort – due to open mid-2006 – Hawaii has tsunamis, but tourism This week COMPUTER by tricking the could to narrow down the cause. for its owner, Taranta Co Ltd of is growing there. I’d like to take a look at tech sup- computer with the table into re- In the end, I got nowhere. (Sound Phuket. “Right now, there is a lack port for TOT’s CyberGold ADSL lying on a bogus source of ad- familiar, eh?) RHI, a subsidiary of Singa- of hotel rooms in Krabi, Phang service, and TT&T’s Hi-Net, the dresses. Here’s the kicker: TOT tech pore-listed The Straits Trading Nga and Phuket. One in three two 1,000-baht-a-month pack- That’s a Real Big Deal. support won’t communicate by Company Limited, currently op- hotel rooms were lost in this re- ages offered by our telephone Why? Say some cretin managed email! You can call them all you erates seven hotels in the Asia- gion, and while the demand is companies. to change the table so www.ebay. like, but they don’t have a tech Pacific region. still there, the supply has been Two weeks ago, in Round com no longer points to 66.135. support email address, and they Company Chief Executive reduced.” 1 of this series, I wrote about 192.87, but instead points to won’t send email. Alan Featherby said, “This resort The Director-General of the TT&T’s flaky connections to a some computer in Hackazistan. You call. They call back. [in Karon] is our first to open in Office of Tourism Development, certain website. The failure of You type www.ebay.com into That’s it. Thailand and we are now review- Dr Sasithara Pichaichannarong, TT&T’s Domain Name Server your browser, and you think you Gov Udomsak, I believe ing further opportunities for ex- also remains optimistic for future (DNS) was sporadic – one get connected to eBay, but you passionately in Phuket’s need for pansion in the country. hotel developments. minute it’d go through just fine, don’t: the finagled table actually a good Internet network, so that “RHI secured this contract He said, “The government the next minute it wouldn’t. sends you to this website in people from all over the world ahead of other international ho- in helping and supporting at- Sometimes it was good for Hackazistan. can come to Phuket and live and tel groups. RHI is also delighted tempts in Phuket and the Anda- days. Other times it was down for Of course, the guys in Hack- work here. But there are three to be working with the hotel man region as a whole to bring days. I found a workaround, go- azistan are smart. They make problems. owner, Taranta Co Ltd of Phu- tourists back to the area. There ing through an Anonymizer, and their site look just like the eBay First, it can take forever to ket.” is a future for the hotel business thus discovered that my TOT site. They ask you for your logon get a telephone line. Taranta Managing Director here.” line, thanks to the good efforts of id and password, perhaps even Second, technical support Tanit Chutipongpattankul said, Phuket Tourist Association the Thai Ministry of Information asking you to verify your credit (which apparently emanates from “We are delighted to have se- President Pattanapong Aik- and Communication Technology card or bank account details. Bangkok) is professional, caring cured such a proactive and com- wanich agrees, although he be- (and Public Morals), blocked ac- The fact that TT&T’s DNS and – in my experience at least – mitted company as RHI. We be- lieves that there is a need for in- cess to most Anonymizers. worked sometimes and didn’t completely ineffective. I think lieve the future of the resort will vestment in marketing and devel- I was – and am – worried work other times might be attrib- Phuket has a big enough need for be very promising under their opment. about that sporadic TT&T fail- utable to a bad computer circuit, tech support that there should be management.” “Phuket currently has ure because it could have been a a mis-patched piece of software, some capable technicians located Across the island, at Cape 35,000 hotel rooms,” he said, symptom of DNS cache poison- or repeated exposure to alpha ra- here. The fact that Bangkok’s Yamu, work is continuing on the “and we are facing more compe- diation from the planet Zorgon. largest ADSL tech support team 75-room hotel, The Yamu. The tition, especially from elsewhere But it could also be a symp- won’t even deal with email Residence, the first phase of the [in Asia and Southeast Asia]. tom of somebody trying to poi- speaks volumes. three-phase project, is currently “The business must invest son the cache. Third… well, let’s leave the under construction. It is due to heavily in its product and its ser- I sent email repeatedly to third point for next week. By then be followed by Phase 2, a devel- vices, to give itself at an advan- the tech support folks at TT&T. I’ll have the results of four weeks opment of villas costing between tage over competitors within of time-testing, and you can see 40 million baht and 65 million Thailand and outside Thailand.” for yourself how TOT and TT&T’s speed stacks up to local and international expectations. Riding a motorcycle? Please . . . – Woody Leonhard [email protected] Thai law requires that motorcycle drivers Wear Me! and passengers wear a safety helmet with the chin strap fastened at all times – 24 hours a day. PHUKET PROVINCIAL TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT

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ON THE MOVE

Jeanette Skelton, from Amous Lee, from Singa- Fellow Singaporean New Zealand, is the pore, has been appointed Tammy Chio has been newly-appointed Market- Associate Director at appointed Senior Man- ing Manager of the Royal Knight Frank Phuket. Mr ager – Property Manage- Phuket Marina. Before Lee graduated in con- ment and Estates Knight joining the marina, Ms struction management and Frank Phuket. Ms Chio Skelton was General economics at Curtin graduated from the Royal Manager at the Hong University of Technology Melbourne Institute of Kong restaurant Alibi. in Australia. Before Technology University. Her career has included joining Knight Frank Before moving to Phuket, working as Marketing and Phuket, Mr Lee was Ms Chio was Condo- Public Relations Director Condominium Manager at minium Manager of a for BB’s Bar & Brasserie the Knight Frank office in prestigious condo block in Hong Kong. Singapore. in Singapore. 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Richard Watson runs Global Portfolios Co Ltd, a Phuket-based per- sonal financial planning service. He can be reached at Tel and Fax: 076-381997, Mobile: 01-081-4611. Email: imm@loxinfo. co.th. 24 PHUKET GAZETTE SPORT May 21 - 27, 2005 Knockout bout costs champ Muay Thai title By Steven Fein the hands of Sornsuk Sornpichai of Surat Thani. RAWAI: Naronglek Muang- The next bout was a mis- srivichai won the Southern Re- match. American Muay Thai stu- gion Muay Thai lightweight title dent Timmy from Rawai-Muay with a Round 3 knockout over de- Thai boxing camp, fighting at 135 fending champ Kulap Petch of pounds, stormed all over oppo- Songkhla’s Chana District. The nent Fontae Sakmanote of Krabi fight was one of 11 matches held and knocked him senseless just at the Muang Phuket School on seconds into the first round. Royal Ploughing Day, May 11. One could only feel sorry for Action got underway at the Thai. He was grossly over- about 8 pm, with three matches weight and unprepared for the between “pocket warriors”, bout and appeared to be a sacri- youngsters all weighing less than ficial lamb going to the slaughter 70 pounds. on the altar of tourism promotion. YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS! Challenger Naronglek Muangsrivichai of Surat Thani aims a foot to the After a short rain delay, He was even mocked by midsection of former Southern Region lightweight champ Kulap Petch of Songkhla. Kulap stopped this action resumed when Rawai’s the ring announcer as resembling one, but he lost his title when he was knocked unconscious in the 3rd round by a straight left to the chin. Krerkfa Sor Jundaeng, fighting moo daeng (red pork) because at 84lbs, suffered a TKO 2 min- of his flabby and flustered ap- a dive, he certainly did make The delay of several min- Nuclear before Anna had even utes 15 seconds into Round 4 at pearance. If his job was to take quick work of it. utes likely saved Nuclear from stepped into the ring. In feature events, Yodradup being knocked out – but his The boxing night, advertised Yodchaiyim of Chumphon won a atomic stockpile was apparently as the second of its type held at unanimous decision over Kiat- spent and he was never able se- the school, drew a good crowd, paisan Por Jundaeng of Songkhla riously to hurt his elusive oppo- with tickets at 200 and 500 baht. to win the Southern Region “mini- nent, who went on to win an easy Unlike the obscene double- pinweight” (95lbs) title. decision. pricing that goes at tourist-ori- This was followed by the After Naronglek’s surprise ented Muay Thai arenas on the most exciting match of the night, win in the main event, the final island, entry was priced the same another title bout pitting 130- match pitted Thai girl “Anna”, for all, regardless of race or na- pounders Kulap Khao (“White from Surat Thani, against buxom tionality, and few spectators left Rose”), of Phang Nga, against Swedish lass Marilyn from Ra- early despite the 1 am finishing Surat Thani’s “Nuclear” Sum- wai-Muay Thai boxing camp. Un- time. reuti. White Rose, dressed in pink fortunately, it was another dan- Local dignitaries on hand shorts, won an easy decision, gerous mismatch, with the Swede included Phuket Provincial Ad- pummeling the lanky Nuclear far bigger, stronger and better ministration Organization Presi- with combinations of punches, trained than Anna. dent Anchalee Vanich-Thepabutr while ducking counter-punches But the feisty Anna fought and Rawai Tambon Administra- with cobra-like precision and, at bravely and refused to take a tion Organization Chairman times, comic effect. quick dive. Although her corner Aroon Solos. Organizers said pro- Nuclear complained of a wanted to throw in the towel af- ceeds from the event would go low blow in Round 4 and spent ter Round 1, when she was towards rebuilding a sermon hall the end of Round 5 circling his slammed into the canvas several at Wat Sawang Arom in Rawai. opponent at a safe distance, times by the powerful, blonde clutching his groin and pleading Swede, she insisted on continu- Other results: for fairness from the referee. ing. 68lbs: Yodbuapetch d Phichai- He wasn’t the only one who The referee finally stopped chai by decision. had attention focused on his groin, the fight in Round 3, with Anna 55lbs: Jombeung Sor Abdul d however. In Round 3, with Nu- exhausted but still smiling against Worawut Wor Wichian by deci- clear seemingly out on his feet, the ropes. Remarkably, she was sion. the referee stopped the fight, not awarded the trophy for 62lbs: Super Ott Yoschaiyim d pulled down Kulap Khao’s trunks “strongest heart” on the night, Thanrak Saknaran by decision and adjusted his box as the crowd which had already been pre- 108lbs: Banleur Siyjaewai d Pet of about 1,000 people looked on. sented to groin injury-victim Rawai by decision. Patong Darts League OffShore lead; Amigos blast Piccadilly PATONG: During the May 10 round, second-place Bollocks* 2 OffShore 7; Piccadilly 3* Amigos 6; Queen Mary picked up a much-needed point against Shakers (lost) Valhalla* (score not available); Two league leaders OffShore when they won all three Black Sheep 1 Didi’s* 8. (*=winners of beer leg.) points in a walkover against the now-defunct Champs squad. OffShore won just two points after Standings: 1. OffShore (41pts); 2. Queen Mary Dog’s Bollocks regrouped after losing the single- (34); 3.= Amigos, Pickles, Shakers (26); 6. doubles 7-2 and came back to win the beer leg. Piccadilly (25); 7. Didi’s (23); 8. Valhalla (21); 9. In the Piccadilly v Amigos showdown on Soi Nag’s Head (19); 10. Dog’s Bollocks (12); 11. Two Kebsup, Terry of Amigos – recently recovered from Black Sheep (7). a case of dengue fever – had the hot hand, check- ing out both his singles and doubles games to lead May 24 match-ups: Amigos v Valhalla; Dog’s Soi Sea Dragon’s finest to a 6-3 win. Piccadilly Bollocks v Two Black Sheep; Queen Mary v Pick- bounced back by winning a one-point beer leg. les; Offshore Bar v Nag’s Head; Shakers v Shafted! Jan at Valhalla has just received a Piccadilly (Home teams first). Champs and Happy large supply of darts equipment for those needing Days have dropped out of the league, Happy Days boards, barrels or any other darting supplies. replaced by Dog’s Bollocks. All remaining games against Champs will be counted as three-point walk- May 10 Results: Pickles 5 Nag’s Head* 4; Dog’s over wins. May 21 - 27, 2005 SP O R T PHUKET GAZETTE 25 German wins first ITF title By Anongnat Sartpisut & The Nation

PHUKET CITY: German Simon LEFT: 21-year-old Stadler of Heidleberg won his German Simon Stadler first ITF title when he tamed In- overcame last week’s donesian Suwandi Suwandi in the winner Alun Jones of final of the US$10,000 (nearly Australia in the second 400,000 baht) TAT Phuket Open, round en route to the second of the three-leg ITF winning the TAT Men’s tournament played at the Phuket Open, his first Phuket City municipal tennis ITF championship title. courts on May 15. The 21-year-old, ranked No 711 in the world, said the 6-3 6-2 defeat of the veteran Indo- nesian wasn’t easy. “The conditions here, espe- cially the high temperature, made it tough to play. Still, this match was one of the best of the tour- nament and I am glad I won it in two sets because of the difficult playing conditions. The score may make it look easier that it actu- ally was, because he made me do a lot of running around,” said the German, whose previous best RIGHT: Tournament referee finishes were making the semi- Denis Overberg (center) of final rounds in circuit events last Australia poses with event year held in Bressuire, France, champion Stadler and runner-up and Tallinn, Estonia. Suwandi Suwandi of Indonesia. Stadler won US$1,300 (about 50,000 baht) and received a big confidence boost going into the third and final week of play in the men’s circuit event, in which he will face the less expe- rienced wild card entry Pala- nupap Puranawit of Thailand in The third and final week of the opening round. the men’s circuit kicked off on In the doubles final on May May 16. The top seed was Briton 14, top pair Josh Goffi of Brazil Lee Childs, ranked No 334 in the and American Trevor Spraklin world, followed by Indian Vinod came from behind Suwandi and Sridhar, Japan’s Toshiaki Sakai akit Siriluethaiwatana and Kiti- US$25,000 (nearly 100,000 Stadler’s march to victory: compatriot Boni Wirywan 4-6 6- and Germany’s Frank Moser. pong Wachiramanowong joined baht) in prize money up for Round 1: d. Ishay Hadash (ISR) 3 7-5 for the trophy. Bhee Withoonpanich, Peer- Palanupap as the four wild card grabs. Entry for spectators to 5-7 6-4 6-4; Round 2: d. Alun entrants granted to Thailand as all matches is free. Jones (AUS) 6-2 6-1; Quarter- tournament hosts. Complete tournament final: d. Toshiaki Sakai (JPN) 6- The men’s competitions draws and results are updated 4 4-6 6-2; Semifinal: d. Phillip Anchor Bar wins are due to be followed by a six- daily and can be viewed online at King (USA) 6-3 5-0 (ret.); Final day ITF Women’s ranking www.itftennis.com d. Suwandi Suwandi (IND) 6-3 Patong pool league event, starting May 23, with 6-2.

PATONG: Anchor Bar, now on v Queen Mary, Dog’s Bollocks v 59 points, held on to win the Tatum Mansions; Nag’s Head v Patong Pool League by a com- Shakers. fortable 10-point margin over sec- ond-place OffShore. Final standings: 1. Anchor Bar; Play in the knockout cup 2. OffShore; 3. Dog’s Bollocks; began May 19, with Anchor tak- 4. Amigos; 5. Nag’s Head; 6. ing on newcomers Sporting Cor- Shakers; 7. Pickles; 8. Tatum ner, which will replace Valhalla. Mansions; 9. Queen Mary; 10. Other matches will be: OffShore Valhalla. 26 PHUKET GAZETTE WINE & TRAVEL May 21 - 27, 2005 PICKING YOUR SLICE OF LIFE icking grapes is back-breaking den within the canopy of other side of the same vine, piece, with cash in hand for their effort. work so it is no surprise most of leaves. The pickers dress thus increasing the risk of But there is still one constant danger to it is done by temporary foreign in heavy clothes to protect W I N E catastrophe. elude, the immigration authorities seek- Plaborers from poor countries. themselves against the New hazards emerge ing those without documentation entitling In my home of California, in the US, morning cold and the after- as the sun rises. Clouds of them to work. the workers tend to be Mexican, but in- noon sun. minute insects called leaf- Evenings are a brief respite spent creasing numbers of Asians – including A typical day begins hoppers begin to float in the in an air of camaraderie, swapping sto- the Hmong – will now also be found. In well before sunrise; wine- face and eyes, necessitating ries of the day’s events, accompanied by Europe, grape pickers are usually from makers want grapes har- a mask. music, singing and alfresco meals. Sleep North Africa. vested while they are still Bees and wasps view comes easily, and is never restless. Winemakers spend a great deal of cool and early enough day the pickers as intruders and At the end of harvest season a long time in the vineyard and often work to process them into juice begin to sting. Occasionally, journey home lies ahead, with the pick- alongside the pickers in more valuable or before the end of the day. a rattlesnake is encountered, ers returning to their everyday lives, sel- dedicated grape zones. Having done so At the start of work, with near-fatal results. dom having tasted what they have so for many years, I have great respect pickers find themselves By Steven Roberto In more rural vine- worked so hard to produce. So, the next for vineyard workers and their essential stumbling around in the yards, I have witnessed at- time you enjoy a glass of wine, raise a contribution to the wines we enjoy. dark, still not really awake, tacks from wild boar and toast and think of them. To motivate pickers to work quickly holding a razor-sharp knife. brown bears that lurk among and diligently, most wineries pay pickers If this sounds like a recipe for lost fingers the vines. Pickers must also remain alert Steven Roberto is a winemaker and res- by the ton of grapes rather than by the and serious slicing of limbs, you are right, for tractors towing bins of grapes through taurant consultant from California. He hours worked. it is. the vine rows lest they accidentally get run is the Managing Director of enVision Every picker is issued with a sharp Also, since it is not possible for one over. Phuke, a Phuket-based wine importer curved knife or a pair of specially-de- person to pick both sides of a grapevine, a By the workday’s end everyone is and consultant. Email: stevenroberto@ signed shears to cut away the grapes hid- co-worker must work opposite you on the exhausted but happy to be alive and in one lycos.com

here’s an old joke about food barbecue or a mound of Ital- Icelanders, that their ian pasta. favourite summer pas It doesn’t have to be expen- Ttimes are fishing and sive either – drop by a neighbor- love-making. “What about in the hood food court and you can take winter?” asked a curious visitor. Singapore spree your pick of a variety of Asian “Too cold for fishing,” came the dishes for just a few dollars. laconic reply. The Brits left Singapore a The temperature’s pretty long while back, but that doesn’t much the same all year round in mean to say you can’t get stuck Singapore, but things do get hot- into scones and cakes for after- ter when the city state launches noon tea. into a brace of festivals concern- It’s said the French “vivent ing two of its favourite pastimes pour manger” – live to eat – – eating and shopping. rather than vice versa. In Singa- The end of this month sees pore, this fact of life is so natural the start of the grand retail romp, nobody’s ever thought to put it into while everyone will be chowing words. down with gusto during July – as And don’t think that dinner if they don’t do that normally. marks the end of the day’s gus- As one of the world’s most tatory goings-on. Suggest a bowl celebrated and cosmopolitan of noodles around midnight to a entrepôts, the Lion City is natu- bunch of Singaporeans who only rally suited to both activities. got up from the table a couple of A mixture of races melded hours before, and they’ll nod in gastronomic traditions long be- Outlying areas such as Ma- Esperanto may not have unison after only a fraction of a fore celebrity chefs started war- TALES rine Parade Town on East Coast made the mark its creators hoped, second’s hesitation. bling about fusion cuisine, and OF A Beach may not be quite so high- but in Singapore just about every- The Great Singapore Sale buying and selling are as natural end, but they are still offering dis- one – Chinese, Malay, Indian or runs from May 27 to July 24, and as breathing for Singaporeans. TRAVELER counts. And of course just about Liquorice Allsort – understands will be only minorly eclipsed by And, of course, there are bar- everyone will be passing through the word Makan – eating. the Singapore Food Festival, gains galore for visitors. By Ed Peters Changi Airport, which is enter- You might want to kick off which will run throughout the Precise details of the Great ing into the spirit of things with a with a dim sum breakfast, piping whole of July. Singapore Sale will be revealed Bugis Junction, runs from Tanglin huge array of free gifts for those hot and ultra fresh, in an old Chi- only on opening day, but the ar- Rd all the way down Orchard Rd who buy anything. nese teahouse, or maybe spread Silk Air is offering special deals ray of malls packed with stores as far as Marina Bay, and has And having shopped till you a pile of toast with coconut cus- on flights from Phuket to the and boutiques has to be seen to been compared favorably with dripped – it’s still pretty steamy tard jam. Singapore. For more informa- be believed. Fifth Avenue, Regent St, the despite the prevalence of air-con- There’s international cui- tion call 076-213891, send The Central Belt, embrac- Champs Elysées, the Via Veneto ditioning – there’s no better way sine by the bucket-load, whether email to: [email protected] ing 15 dedicated retail hubs includ- and the Ginza, for very good rea- to review your spoils than over a its the finest Japanese sushi, some or see the website at www. ing Milenia [sic] Walk and Parco son. hearty meal. tender Mexican enchiladas, a sea- silkair.net May 21 - 27, 2005 DINING PHUKET GAZETTE 27 Chill, my little cupcake espite the fact that Patong is suffering a significantly lower low SWEET ME: Burasari’s parfait (left) is the D season than average, perfect way to round off a meal. it remains a place of cacophony and confusion. Some people no doubt find this – the competing TOUNGUE TEASER: The slices of chili music and the occasional large and the mango salsa in the Tuna in a motorcycle being revved to infin- Pancetta Coating (below) add subtle ity – quaint, and all part of the spice to the palate. town’s charm. I don’t. “Why, then,” you may be asking, “have you gone to Patong?” A good question, and the answer depends on how good tonight’s restaurant, Burasari, is. Honor is at stake too; Burasari has been recom- mended by one of my colleagues, Khun Oy, and woe betide her if it is not the oasis of tranquility she tells me it is. She and an- other colleague, K. Joy, are my companions tonight. The frustrating drive here has caused not so much red mist as red … custard to descend, and their entreaties of jai yen are fall- ing on deaf ears. Perhaps the custard – along with cream, jelly and sponge cake soaked in sherry native aspect of the menus are and soft – make this the winner – is in them, too. Perhaps I am a their names: Dinner Menu A and in the starter stakes. which, married with the striking My only complaint con- trifle deaf. Dinner Menu … you guessed it, Burasari offers two soups, mango salsa cut with tiny slivers cerns the desserts, just one of Our host, Somphop Prat- B. Lobster Bisque and Black Chick- of red-hot chili, makes for a them in fact. While the Iced Or- tanasanti, the Rooms Division Menu B is offered tonight, en Consommé – both with a memorable experience. ange Parfait was perfect and the Manager, appears to recognize and that means fusion food. Two wonton resting in the bottom of The roast chicken, served on Mango and Sticky Rice was my pent-up tension plump for the same the bowl as a treat. Lobster bisque a bed of soft polenta – a good grand – the Blueberry Cheese- but I accept nothing starter, Fresh as served in Phuket is – thanks touch – actually tastes of chicken, cake let the side down. more than a cock- On the Cannelloni of Bar- to the excellent seafood in the which is something of a rarity. No complaints about the tail – called a “Re- becued Pork while island’s waters – rarely bad, al- Admit it, chicken doesn’t often taste or the texture, but why pipe laxing” – from him. menu I go for Crispy though it is rarely good, either. have a distinctive taste anymore, that dreadful mock cream around The drink is a vivid with Smoked Salmon. This bisque, however, was does it? Perhaps it is because it the edge? hue of blue – cour- Andy Johnstone The pork is rather lovely, the diminutive has been roasted – with all the I would even prefer real tesy of the Curaçao Burasari less like a traditional wonton like a pearl in a shell. associated memories of a Sunday cream from a can – or better still, – and laced with a cannelloni and more Plaudits too for the con- lunch and a post-prandial route no extras at all – than the ultra- healthy dose of vodka. I soak up a fresh – as in not fried – Viet- sommé, although what the march before afternoon tea – that white, shaving foam-like goo that the away-from-it-all atmosphere namese spring roll. The meat has “black” part is I’m not sure. Nev- makes it taste so good at Bura- spoiled this dish. of Burasari as I sip my drink and the subtle taste of moo daeng or ertheless, it is crystal clear and sari. Or maybe it’s the balance That aside, from the Café I begin to “chill” slightly. K. Oy char sui pork, with the refresh- has a robust flavor. of fines herbs and mustard, the Del Mar music to the superb ser- was right. ing crunch of bean sprouts, grilled Three choices of main taste of which are especially evi- vice from K. Suchitra and K. To make up for the short- corn and a medley of sauces – course – Tuna in a Pancetta Coat- dent in the jus. But why analyze Thammaruk to the insulated at- fall in tourists on the island, some hot, some not. ing, Fillet of Pork and Roast the pleasure out of it? mosphere of Burasari – at 499 Burasari has made the wise de- Particularly pleasing is the Spring Chicken – plus three din- No complaints, either, about baht for two, someone has got cision to seek out gastronomes salmon, which comprises a sheet ers make deciding what to have the oven-roasted pork, served their sums right. from the expatriate and long-term of filo pastry topped with salmon easy; we’ll share anyway. with caramelized apples and the visitor community, offering a pair and ricotta cheese before being The pancetta coating gives British caviar: mashed potato. Burasari Resort, 32/1 Ruamjai of two-person set menus for 499 rolled up and flash-baked. The the tuna – still a melting pink in- Yum-yum, as my dining compan- Rd, Patong. Tel: 076-293093- baht per couple. three textures – crispy, chewy side – a delightful mustard taste, ions now know to say. 5. Website: www.burasari.com. I’m always a little suspi- cious of such bargains, although K. Oy speaks highly of it. The proof of the pudding – or starter or main course – will be in the eating. In fact, the only unimagi- 28 PHUKET GAZETTE PHUKET PROPERTY May 21 - 27, 2005

Construction Update Breaking down Old tine mine CHALONG: Work on Phase I of home with four bedrooms. It fea- the Nirvana Phutri luxury hous- tures an outdoor area of 265sqm ing estate in Chalong began at the and a 42sqm swimming pool. the Big Mango end of 2004 and is on target for Eight units are available starting completion by the end of 2006. at 32 million baht. ver the past week I The project is sited on 100 Project Manager Nathan have been working in rai of hillside land off Chao Fa Motylinski explained that the Bangkok, and the pre- West Rd, about three kilometers three designs all feature large vious week I was in north of Wat Chalong, and fea- bedrooms, each with an en-suite O tures views of landscaped tin bathroom. Every master bed- Hong Kong. It is always a nice to take a mine lagoons. room will have a Jacuzzi in the break from Phuket; to get off the When all three phases are bathroom. island and get a fix of diesel fumes complete, the project will have a Mains water supply and and perfume. It gives a massive total of 70 residential units along power lines will be installed un- energy boost, perhaps because of with additional services including derground, and the show home is the humid sea air that we breath assistance for the elderly, inter- expected to be complete by the down there. national-standard dining and end of this year. It’s not just because Bang- shopping facilities, business cen- Plans for Phase II include kok is a big city – every big city ter, boutique hotel and spa. offices, a business center and an has energy. I suppose it’s because Phase I consists of 28 international school, and plans for everybody’s concentrating on homes, the designs of which were Phase III focus on lakeside de- survival and earning a living. inspired by the classic “Srivi Chai” velopment, including a boutique Bangkok, and its energy, is architecture hotel and a like no other city in the world, of the Angkor floating spa. especially its smells – the food period, but in- Other facili- from hundreds of street stalls, the corporate ties will in- spices from the markets and modern ele- clude interna- small shops, the perfume of the ments for tional-stan- pretty girls. Bangkok beats Hong modern living. dard restau- Kong hands down. Hong Kong Sales rants, shop- has energy, but no color, except THE GREAT TURN-OFF: Last week I wrote about driving to Phuket Manager ping area, jog- at night when all the neon lights using the Krabi-Surat Thani expressway. A few people have told Shananchida ging track, fit- are on. me that they either couldn’t find it or when they were on it, didn’t Terdkietchat ness center Bangkok girls beat Hong know where to get off. of project de- and an on-site Kong girls by a million miles in This U-turn says Plai Phraya, follow that one. Coming from veloper Nir- An artist’s impression of the health clinic. the looks department. I was in the Surat, you go about 20 kilometers south towards Nakon Sri vana Phutri Mekala design, which is based on K. Sha- Emporium shopping center on Thammarat and watch for the Krabi exit. Co Ltd told the Srivi Chai designs used during nanchida ex- Sukhumvit Rd and even before the Gazette the Angkor period. plained that lunch the place was full of po- there has been the offices in tential Miss Worlds. of the expression “a fate worse CD stores in Bangkok. positive interest in the unique de- Phase II will be designed to be One of my friends has a than death”. Sometimes a CD is filed sign among foreign buyers seek- similar to those on Orchard Rd in theory that Bangkok must have There are a few things under the artist’s surname, some- ing an alternative to the contem- Singapore, but with canals and been some sort of experimental wrong with Bangkok though, times under the first name. Frank porary Thai and Balinese designs lakeside frontage to add a Vene- center where genetic scientists apart from the traffic. I don’t Sinatra and Ray Charles are filed that currently dominate the luxury tian atmosphere. mixed all the best elements of complain about the traffic be- under Jazz, and The Sound of housing market. The common area manage- womankind and came up with the cause the Thai girls and the food Music is filed under “Opera”. Three two-story designs are ment will provide a wide range Bangkok Girl. I have lived here make up for that. It must difficult You’d think that a company that available in the first phase. The of services, including 24-hour se- for more years than I care to men- for those who don’t like Thai food had the two biggest international two-bedroom Mekala design is a curity, limousine services, 24-hour tion and I’m still impressed. or Thai girls. If you don’t like music stores in Bangkok would 255-square-meter home with room service, golf bookings and One of the Thai food and are employ someone who knew about 144sqm of outdoor space, includ- pool maintenance. worst things about married, that only music. ing patios, gardens and parking for K. Shananchida said, “This leaving this city is LARGER leaves the traffic. Anyway, I’m driving back two cars. Nine units are available, land is an old tin mine, and it has that you don’t get to But getting to Phuket tomorrow, and taking each with a 25sqm private swim- taken nearly three years to clear see Bangkok girls THAN back to things that the yellow python. He’s grown ming pool, with prices starting at the land and ensure there is no anymore. Pity those LIFE bug me: I spent up in Bangkok but he’s too big 16 million baht each. seepage. Because we are build- who worked here By Graham Doven hours in a CD shop now for the snake house in our The 364sqm Lakana design ing at a time when people are for a company and in the Emporium. Bangkok office, so I’ve got to is a larger two-story unit with concerned about earthquakes are then transferred to another I’m tired of the same old CDs in take him to Phuket where there’s three bedrooms, 176sqm of patio and tsunamis, we must make sure country, or home to Australia or, my car, but it’s so difficult buying a nice big snake house waiting and garden space, and a 30-sqm the structures are well-built to heaven forbid, to England. That decent music, even though this is for him. swimming pool. Eleven Lakana ensure the safety of the resi- could easily have been the origin supposed to be one of the best Could be interesting if a po- units are available at prices start- dents.” liceman decides to search the car. ing from 25 million baht. All units are available on I hope he likes the new CDs. The largest design, the three consecutive 30-year leases. Busada, is a 456sqm two-story Mr Motylinski said, “We are pro- May 21 - 27, 2005 PHUKET PROPERTY PHUKET GAZETTE 29

by Anongnat Sartpisut gets new lease of life

The 100-rai Nirvana Phutri project will see an old tine lagoon in Chalong developed into a leasehold residential estate, with later construction of a shopping complex, commercial offices and a floatng spa. viding leasehold properties so we has been positive. Many people For more information about the can maintain the quality of the are building projects near the sea, Nirvana Phutri development, project. When too many people and that is great – a lot of projects contact the sales office at Tel: are involved, you are not control.” are going up right now. But when 076-383412 or Email: info@ He added, “Our target mar- foreigners hear of something dif- nirvanaphutri.com, or visit: ket is foreigners, and feedback ferent, that gets their interest.” www.nirvanaphutri.com

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Home of the Week Patong

ocated in Nakatani Vil- lage, a community of 24 properties sitting atop a L steep slope five kilome- ters north of Patong, this week’s Cozy cliff-top retreat Home of the Week enjoys sea views and all the benefits of be- ing part of a secure, private es- which are surrounded by lush veg- terracotta tiles, giving a cool, tate with full villa management etation, tropical flowers and natural feel to the home. services. palms. include three bedrooms, all On the upper floor is the Occupying 380 square with en-suite bathrooms finished cozy yet open-plan living and din- meters, the semi-detached villa to a high standard in marble. ing area, behind which is the shares the development’s modern The floors and stairs Western-style kitchen complete Thai style with elements of tradi- throughout the dwelling are with all modern appliances. tional Thai design mostly polished hardwood, but the The living and dining area The home’s two levels, floor on the upper level is of leads out onto the balcony, with sea views stretching out to the horizon beyond the rich vegeta- tion that provides privacy. The stairs lead down to two bedrooms, and there is a sepa- rate entrance to the larger mas- ter bedroom. On the same lower level is the large laundry room and store, and a small garden. The covered car port can accommodate two cars parked nose-to-tail, and has storage tration system providing drinking the property is available freehold space behind sliding wood pan- water. at 10.5 million baht. els. There is a 2,000-liter water The property comes fully storage tank installed for emer- For more information contact furnished, has air conditioning gency supply, along with three- Siam Real Estate at Tel: 076- throughout, and has UBC TV, phase electricity and a septic 288908. Email: info@ mains and well water, water heat- tank. siamrealestate.com Web: www. ers and a high-quality water fil- The land title is Chanote and siamrealstate.com May 21 - 27, 2005 PHUKET PROPERTY PHUKET GAZETTE 31

Gardening with Bloomin’ Bert Going potty in the yard mericans don’t quite you think looks good, or even get it. Apart from driv- whatever the garden center has ing on the wrong side at the time. It will look good when of the road, playing you get it home anyway, and will A A boring empty sports while wearing more pro- in all likelihood be perfectly con- tection than a Sherman tank and yard can be tent in a pot. inventing a highly irritating giant quickly Because container plants purple dinosaur called Barney, transformed cannot take water from under- one of their greatest achieve- into a garden ground, they need frequent wa- by simply ments is their desecration of the adding a variety tering. Pots with established English language. of potted plants exposed to full sun may Why is a burglar a burglar? plants. need watering as often as twice Because he burgles. Why would a day. Don’t forget to splash a a nation of people want to say that little onto the leaves too – they’ll he “burglarizes”? An American thank you for it. suggested to me recently that I I think most Americans un- should “keep it real”, and I did derstand the concept of growing not have the faintest idea of what plants in pots – perhaps it could she was talking about. When I even help them to keep it real. asked what exactly she felt I But when they talk about “get- should be keeping real, she are strict rules about which plants sure there is a hole or two in the don’t hang about. If you think the ting to know their plants”, it’s seemed at a loss to explain. can be grown in pots and which bottom of the pot to let the water pot is only a little too big, it’s prob- time you were in another yard. And then there’s the psy- ones grow only in a bed of soil, out. ably best to get the next size up chobabble. When our transatlan- but in this neck of the woods it Another point to bear in anyway. Using this kind of twisted Want to know more tic cousins talk about getting to doesn’t really matter. You can put mind is that the pot needs to be logic may actually prevent you about a plant know themselves, or psychoana- whatever plant you want into a big enough to hold the plant you having a bonsai on your hands. in your garden? lyzing their pets, you know pot, and get away with it. intend to grow in it. It’s worth So what to grow? Forget there’s little you can say in re- There are dozens of variet- thinking about how quickly the what the experts may say about Email Bloomin’ Bert at: sponse. If you hear an American ies of containers to choose from; plant will grow, too – potted plants form, composition and color – just [email protected] say, “I’m embarking on a voyage you can use literally anything. My growing in this part of the world plant what you want. Whatever of self-discovery and truly com- favorite pot in my garden at home ing to know myself,” run for the isn’t actually a pot at all – it’s a hills. Really. sit-down toilet. The neighbors The English language isn’t thought I was insane when I first that difficult. I mean, pants are brought it home and started fill- normally worn inside one’s trou- ing it with soil outside my house. sers, not the other way round, More normal container unless you’re Superman. You choices include clay or terracotta, don’t drive on the pavement, you plastic, wood, glazed pottery, walk on it, and why would one stoneware, metal, and wire, of call a main course an “entrée”? which come in numerous shapes But the most important one, and sizes. They aren’t expensive as far as the gardening world is either. concerned, is this: a yard is not a The best soil to use initially garden. I’ll repeat that, slowly – is sold in small white sacks out- a … yard … is … not … a … side most garden centers in garden. Phuket. The sacks cost about 30 I may be a Brit, but to me a baht each, and are ideal because, yard is the plain paved area at the unlike the soil that you would dig back of a house that has abso- out of the ground, this soil doesn’t lutely nothing in it or protruding get waterlogged – the water just from it, except perhaps a wash- drains away. ing line. Drainage is probably the For this reason, I thought I’d most important requirement for have a look at how you can turn growing plants in pots, so make a “yard” into a garden. A bare, unadorned yard is an obvious in- vitation to create a garden in con- tainers. Gardeners elsewhere in the world love to point out that there 32 PHUKET GAZETTE CLASSIFIEDS May 21 - 27, 2005 Property Gazette

Properties MISSION HEIGHTS BEACH LAND PLOTS For Sale 225 talang wah, 900sqm. Building plots for sale at 2.25 million baht. 100% HOUSE FOR SALE deposit, 18 months to pay. IN PHUKET Call Brian at Tel: 01-344- 4473 or for further informa- A lovely detached bungalow tion see our website at: is available for sale by owner www.missionheights.com in the “Iravadee” private es- Half-rai (800sqm) with 15- tate in Kathu, Phuket, near meter white-sand beach the Phuket Country Club golf RAWAI CONDO frontage. Located on Naka course. Price: 2.75 million Beachfront, sea view, 28sqm. Island, only 4 mins by boat baht ono. Please contact. For sale: 350,000 baht; for- from Phuket (Ao Por pier). Tel: 09-8729149. Email: eign freehold. Tel: 09-474- Less than 30 mins to airport, klaus_harbauer@hotmail. 0227. Email: chotip_5@ major shopping centers and com For further details, hotmail.com the international school. For please see our website at: sale, only 2.7 million baht/ www.phuket-house-for- NAI HARN HOUSE plot. Tel: 01-3430777. sale.com for sale. 2 stories, 3 bed- rooms, 2 bathrooms, large KOH LANTA LAND RAWAI TOWNHOUSE garden, furnished. Price: 4.5 5 rai, NorSor 3 Gor. Hillside for sale. 950,000 baht. All- million baht. Please call for land with sea views, road. new interior, freehold, 160 more info. Tel: 01-7520275. Urgent sale, price 650,000 sqm, beachfront. Tel: 09- baht/rai. Tel: 01-5977045. 4740227. Email: chotip_5@ LAND CHERNG TALAY Email: dome_j33@hotmail. hotmail.com 292 talang wah (1,170 sqm), com 5 mins to beach & Laguna. Has excellent well water, plus BAAN MANEEKRAM PATONG SEAVIEW power available: 1.9 million house. New house available 3 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms. baht. Tel: 07-2832930 (En- in Baan Maneekram (be- 500sqm of land, option for glish/Thai). tween Chalong and Phuket extra land. Price: 8.5 million City). 440sqm of land, baht. Please contact for more CHERNG TALAY 250sqm+ of living area; 3 information. Tel: 01-477- Land for sale with old house, bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 5306. Email: patriklambert@ direct on the main road, 2,010 phone, UBC, Chanote title. hotmail.com sqm. Price 4.5 million baht. 4.9 million baht (negotiable). Tel: 06-2746511. Email: Tel: 09-2922038. Email: LAND IN RAWAI [email protected] [email protected] Good location, close to Nai Harn and Rawai beaches, 1 HOUSE AND LAND VILLA FOR SALE rai, Chanote title: 3.5 million 2-story house in Patong. 4 1 year old. Kathu, 10 min to baht. Please call for more beds, 2 baths, nice garden, Patong, Phuket, Big C, Lotus info. Tel: 01-7520275. large balcony, store, carport; and 10 min walk to waterfall. with road access. Price: 5.9 Modern, 2 bedrooms, dining RAWAI-NAI HARN million baht. For more details. room, living room, separate land. Land plots & house for Tel: 01-8957908. Email: shower, laundry/toilet. 750 sale. Located on hillside, with [email protected] liter water store, built-in ste- 1 RAI FOR SALE CHIANG MAI LAND HOUSE FOR SALE sea view. 3,500 baht per reo, kitchen cabinets plus Located in Mission Heights. Land for sale in the very cen- or rent. A new two-story square meter. Please contact NEW HOUSE IN KATHU drawers. Too many extras to Luxury development with ter of Chiang Mai (business home with attic rooms. Six for more information. Tel: 09- Two storeys, 5 bedrooms, 3 mention. Price: only 950,000 underground electricity and area). 64 sq wah, title deed bedrooms with aircon, 2 liv- 4740227. Email: freehold_ bathrooms, overlooking Loch baht. Tel: 07-2832930 (Eng/ 24-hr security. 10 mins to air- number 30214, price: 4.2 ing rooms, 1 family room, 1 [email protected] Palm Golf Course in Kathu. 3.5 Thai). port, 20 mins to Tesco Lotus. million baht. For more de- office/study, 5 bathrooms, 1 million baht. Click on the For quick sale: 2.1 million baht. tails, call Tel: 01-8915296 gym room, 2 kitchens (both LAND AND HOUSES webpage, turn up your speak- NEW HOUSE, KATHU Tel: 01-2712825. or Email: hkthomesale18@ Thai and European). Large Park, Chalong. 2 bedrooms, ers and watch the video. Bargain house, just com- yahoo.com swimming pool with Jacuzzi. 2 bathrooms, built-in kitchen, Please contact for more info. pleted, convenient for golf SEAVIEW LAND Located in a village close to nice private garden, 344sqm, Tel: 09-6461378. Email: courses, shopping, and 9 at Kata Beach. 2 rai of land NEW HOUSE department stores and hos- quiet area, safe, aircon every [email protected] For minutes to Patong. 3 bed- with seaviews over beautiful for sale. House in Phuket pital. Asking price: 65,000 room. For sale at 3.9 million further details see our website rooms, 3 bathrooms, large Kata and Karon beaches. 5 City, with European kitchen. baht/month, or 15 million baht. Call Lec at Tel: 01- at www.motorcowboy.com/ living room, kitchen/dining, million baht/rai. Tel: 01- Price: 1 million baht. Please baht. Tel: 01-5301276; or 8950711. product/HOUS1 enclosed verandah living 6913362. Email: wisaroot@ call for more information. send email to: svanunge area. Approx 140sqm cov- yahoo.com Tel: 01-8915932. @hotmail.com ered space, 340sqm en- closed land area. Selling KATA LAND PLOTS PATONG CONDO HOUSE FOR SALE price: 3.5 million baht. Tel: 900 meters to beach. From 1 Beachfront, 56sqm, freehold, Phuket Pride House. Located 076-321954, 04-8439579. million baht. Tel: 01-0918908. for sale: 1.4 million baht. Tel: on hillside, fully furnished, Fax: 076-323421. Email: Email: katabeachestate@ 09-4740227. Email: chotip_5 aircon. Please call for more [email protected] hotmail.com @hotmail.com info. Tel: 09-4736886. May 21 - 27, 2005 CLASSIFIEDS PHUKET GAZETTE 33 Property Gazette

SINGLE HOUSE BEAUTIFUL VILLA at in Baan Prangthong. Two Fully furnished, 3 bedrooms, Property Wanted stories, 3 bedrooms, 3 bath- 3 bathrooms, pool, garden, rooms, fully furnished in 3 mins from Nai Harn Beach. Prangthong estate. For rent Tel: 07-8935351. Email: at 35,000 baht/month. For [email protected] sale at 6 million baht. Tel: 01- 7872201. Fax: 076-264- NICE HOUSE 221. Email: phuket8@ for long-term rent at Baan hotmail.com Benjamas, Patong. 400 meters from beach, fully- STUDIO APARTMENTS furnished, 2 bedrooms, big Central Patong. 28 sqm. New living room, aircon, hot wa- interior. Aircon, TV, fridge, big ter, car park, small garden. bedrooms, pool, parking. Tel: Tel: 01-8946654. Email: 01-0825707. Please see our [email protected] website at: www.phuket- accommodation.info VILLA FOR RENT on 400sqm. 3 bedrooms, 2 HOUSE FOR RENT baths, living room, kitchen, Kathu. 2 bedrooms, 2 bath- 24-hour security, clubhouse, rooms, kitchen, living room, 2 private garden and parking. aircondition, furnished. 8,000 25,000 baht per month. Pls baht per month, for long-term contact for more information. contract. Tel: 09-2909567. Tel: 076-330980, 07-284- WANTED: HOME HOUSE FOR RENT Please see our website at 9690. Email: fullmoonbeach for rent. I am currently inquir- Wanted: spacious 3- or 4- www.brommathaihouse.com @hotmail.com ing about a condo or a one- bedroom house, with work- or two-bedroom apartment/ ing ADSL line, to rent from HOUSE IN THALANG Properties APARTMENT PATONG HOUSE FOR RENT house for long term rent in January ’06. Minimum con- for long-term rent. 1 bedroom, FOR SALE Karon seaview. 1 bedroom, Phuket. I would like to rent tract will be 3 months. Ide- For Rent 1 TV room, cable TV, aircon, garden, aircon, UBC. Mini- January until March 2006. I ally, the property should be plus same but with good sea mum 3 months. Price: also would like to be located fully furnished and fitted with view. 7,000-20,000 baht per 19,000 per month. Email: as follows, in descending or- modern appliances accord- HOUSE FOR RENT month. Tel: 09-2909567. [email protected] der of preference: Kata, ingly. Location flexible. Email: Newly refurbished. Two Please see our website at: Karon, Patong, Kamala, [email protected] www.brommathaihouse.com Surin. Should be a nice place bedrooms, two aircon, NAKALAY fully furnished, UBC TV. in a nice area; furnishing and PHUKET CITY Substantial, almost-new Kata sea view: 11,000 HOUSE IN CHALONG environment are important & Chalong Cirlce. Want to 10 minutes from the airport seaview mansion with large baht per month. Tel: 09- 2 air-conditioned bedrooms, 1 for me. The rent should not buy 2-5 rai of land on main and 10 minutes from swimming pool, located be- 2905594, 01-2714261. bath, kitchen, living room, fur- exceed 50,000 baht per road around Phuket City, Dulwich International Col- nished, phone, car park, gar- tween Kamala and Patong. month, but if the place is very Chalong Circle or Kathu area. lege. 8x4 swimming pool, den. Tel: 01-5379878, 01- 90,000 baht per month. special I am quite flexible with Only realistic prices, please. 5 aircons, 2 bedrooms, 1 LUXURY KATA 7971709. Email: suwittrai@ Please call Tel: 01-5354546. regard to the budget. Tel: 61- Tel: 076-238776, 01-737- child’s room, 2 bathrooms beach apartment. Large, 210 hotmail.com 7230940, 79-4145605. 1678. Email: supotpac@ and 1 separate building use- square meters. 2 bedrooms, BEACHFRONT CONDO Email: [email protected] phuket. ksc.co.th ful as a store house or bathroom. Pool, spa, ADSL, DEEVANA RESIDENCE Kalim, Patong, fully fur- maid’s room. 504sqm, garden. Quiet, exotic ocean- Resort living at local prices; nished, high standard. 2 bed- Chanote Title. 5.5 million front. Available June-October Patong Beach from 12,000 rooms, fitted kitchen, pool, Find more Classified Property ads at baht, including furniture. Pls 15. 50,000 baht/month. Tel: baht per month. Swimming many facilities. Please call www.phuketgazette.net! call for more info. Tel: 01- 09-9726017, 06-6483559. pool, UBC, telephone, 24- Tel: 01-8920038 for details. 6078000. Email: [email protected] hour security. Please contact Ms Jathuporn. Tel: 076-341- LONG-TERM LEASE 414-6, 076-341705. Email: STUNNING 3 RAI New, fully-furnished house in [email protected] Bangkok SEAVIEW Palai Green, with 2 aircon or see our website at: www. bedrooms, hot shower, deevanapatong.com kitchen, living room, garage Get your Phuket Gazette from and beautiful garden. Located NEWEST APARTMENT these outlets in the capital: in a quiet area near Chalong in Patong. Great 2-bedroom Bay. Tel: 01-8924311. apartment overlooking Don Muang Airport Patong: pool, sauna, bar, Tel. 02-5731120 KATA HILLTOP kitchen, washing machine, Land in Chalong with elec- Close to Kata Beach, fully-fur- UBC, aircon. 20,000 baht. Se-Ed, Mahboonkrong Building, zone B, Phayathai Rd, tricity and road. Quick sale: nished, 3 bedrooms with air- Tel: 05-0692542. Email: Pathumwan 2.9 million baht per rai. con,3 baths, living room, [email protected] Tel. 02-6117165 Other land in area being sold Western kitchen, car park, gar- 4-6 million baht a rai. Tel: den. 28,000 baht/month, in- PATONG STUDIO Se-Ed, Silom Complex, 4th floor, Silom Rd, Bangrak cluding ADSL and UBC. Mini- 07-8938747 or 01-537- Apartment for rent, 350 Tel. 02-2313244 6866 (Thai). mum 6 months’ rental. Tel: meters to beach. 6,000 baht/ 076-216036, 01-6062827. month. Tel: 09-4740227. 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Email: ketmaneeclayton61@ Tel. 02-6736342 www.zia-zanazra.com hotmail.com FURNISHED HOUSE Q Mart, Grand Hotel, Sukhumvit Rd, Soi 11, Klongtoey NAI HARN HOUSE for rent, 3 months minimum. APARTMENT for sale. Thai style, 3 bed- May-Oct ’05 at Tambon in Phuket Palace. Lovely Tel. 02-6511200 ext. 3452 rooms, pool, sala, ½ rai, 6.9 Wichit, 5 mins from town. 3 condo in Patong; beautiful C Mart, Centre Point, Petchaburi Rd, Soi 15, Rajathewee million baht. Please contact bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, pool, sea view, aircon, for more information. Tel: with 1 telephone line, satellite kitchen, TV, security. Long/ Tel. 02-6536690-8 ext. 4030 076-288047, 01-8941660. TV. Deposit 10,000 baht, short lets, 15,000 baht per Duangkamol, Sukhumvit Rd, Klongtoey Email: [email protected] price: 11,000 baht/month. month. Contact Colin for de- For further details, please see: Call Khun Toom. Tel: 01- tails. Tel: 05-0692542. Email: Tel. 02-2526261 www.homesinphuket.com 5693768. 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Accommodation Available EXCLUSIVE HOUSEHOLD ITEMS apartments, fully equipped Building The Stone Doctor For sale: and with access to pool. Services - 21-inch TV Patong area. Short- or long- Specialist European stone care - microwave oven term from 20,000 baht products and services: monthly. Call for more info. • Restoration - washing machine • Sealing/Finishing - two-burner gas cooker with Tel: 01-8930307. • Maintenance All your maintenance, protection & stand and gas bottle HOTEL PROMOTION cleaning needs for natural and - DVDs, VCDs and CDs - manufactured stone. Low season, long stay. Spa & large selection • Marble • Sandwash pool, many facilities, beach- • Granite • Terracotta - hardback books - large se- front, only 17,500 baht/ • Slate • Terrazzo • Sandstone • Ceramics, etc lection month. Tel: 076-345518, Prevent: rust, stains, mildew, algae, - two-door stainless-steel 01-8920038. scratches fridge, suitable for restaurant. Remove: builders’ residue, incorrect sealants, rust, stains, mildew, etc Tel: 09-8687783. 500 BAHT A DAY Daily care & cleaning products also Patong. Condo, aircon, hot available VERTICAL BLINDS water, cable TV, safety box, Tel: 07-2824930, 076-271217 Fax: 076-271218 tracks and brackets. Approx cleaning, swimming pool. Email: [email protected] 38m for 9 windows. Call for Tel: 09-6455434. Email: window sizes. 12,000 baht. [email protected] Tel: 076-288050, 04-189- SIAM HOME 8419. Email: albertjames1940 LUXURY 2-BEDROOM & CAR SERVICES @hotmail.com apartment overlooking Building renovation, KATA-KARON Patong Bay. Swimming pool, FULLY FURNISHED repairs, maintenance KINGSIZE BED bungalow. Fully furnished, 1- bungalows. Fully-furnished aircon, UBC, telephone. I am getting my son for holi- or 2-bedroom bungalows lo- bungalows at Karon Beach Please call for more info. Tel:
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WINDSURFER ONE LASER LEFT LOOKING FOR CUSTOM BOAT 5.3 Gaastra Sail plus Bic One laser sailboat left for longtail boats for tsunami BUILDER Astro Rock Fun Board. Sail in anyone who is interested. relief. I am looking for a few excellent condition; board Give me a call or an email to secondhand longtail boats in has seen better days, but still arrange a time to come look good condition. They must works perfectly. All going for at this excellent boat. All be minimun 10 meters long 30,000 baht (the price of the equipment and a few extras, and have an engine. My av- sail). Tel: 07-8979987. going for 60,000 baht. Tel: erage budget runs around Email: frasergow@hotmail. 07-8979987. Email: 50,000-70,000 baht – no com [email protected] more! Please call me for more information. Tel: 09-649- Custom professional boat DIVE BOAT- KOH TAO 15 HP YAMAHA 8218. Or contact me by builder. Our mission is to 16 meter wooden Dive Boat outboard. Nearly new 15 HP email at: makebetter2005@ manufacture enjoyable for sale: Yamaha outboard (has run yahoo.com boats that will last for years - Cabin for 4 people about 100 hours). Price: and that carry within the - Tiled bathroom 35,000 baht. Tel: 07-891- 9620. Email: catnoina@ 18FT CHOLAMARK value of workmanship. - Stainless steel cooking area Boats with the traditional yahoo.de look and classic lines are - Bottom sounder pleasing to the eye. Cus- - Communication radio SEADOO JETBOAT, tom crafts that are fulfilling - Tank racks (for 20 tanks) 2 x 115 hp. 15 feet of pure and rewarding to own and - Hino Engine fun. Thai registered. It has use. We build for people - 600 litre fuel tank not been used for several who seek the maximum - 600 litre water tank months. The carbs need a value without spending a little work. It is for sale with fortune, realized in Thailand - Thai registered or without trailer and spares. Rigid inflatable boat; 60hp under professional Italian - Meets TAT requirements We are located in the Boat Yamaha, 90 hours, 2004; management supervision, A perfect boat for daily dive/ Lagoon marina, house no. Mooring at Ao Yon. Urgent using best materials and snorkeling trips, in very good 23/65. The asking price is sale as expat owner is leav- new technologies like the condition. Please email or call 599,000 baht, all included. ing. 600,000 baht. Fully vacuum infusion process. us for more information and You save 50,000 if you equipped. Please call Chris- You will be surprised by our photos. Tel: 077-456216; or don't want the trailer and tian for more information. prices and quality. Current 07-9700913. Or send email spares. Please contact for Tel: 01-1901205. Email: projects: new 30ft Lobster to: Charlott_Ragnarsson more info. Tel: 01-2734000. [email protected] Boat; new 6.5m Italian @hotmail.com) Email: [email protected] planing Gozzo. Please con- tact for more information. Tel: 038-706060, 01-385- 4058; or Email to info@ Gazette Online Classifieds – 10,000 readers every day! andamanboatyard.com For further details, please see NORTH SAILS SPEED BOAT, our website at: www. spinnaker. Red, white and 380,000 baht. 2 years old, andamanboatyard.com blue radial design. 26ft luff Thai registered, 27ft, can and leech and 16.5 foot (area transport 15+1+1 person, about 400 sq ft). 6,000 baht. wood frame with fiber, sun- DIVE BOAT WANTED Tel: 09-5871862. Email: roof, Yamaha engine 200 hp Pimalai Divers requires a [email protected] 1½ years old. Tel: 01-892- 20m(+) dive boat to operate 4282. Email: taxiregio@ on long-term contract start- BRUCE ANCHOR freenet.de ing November 1, 2005. Boat 3kg, with stainless chain. to be based at our jetty, Very good condition. 2,500 10HP YAMAHA Pimalai Resort & Spa, Koh baht. Please contact for outboard engine in excellent Lanta. For further details, more info. Tel: 076-281479. condition. Tel: 06-9401860. contact David Giles. Tel: Email: palmtree@loxinfo. Email: bigasail@samart. 075-607920. 06-2832426. co.th co.th Email: [email protected] 36 PHUKET GAZETTE CLASSIFIEDS May 21 - 27, 2005 Island Job Mart

THAI CHEF WANTED SENIOR SECRETARY JUNIOR SECRETARY A fine Asian restaurant lo- Tilleke & Gibbins International, Tilleke & Gibbins International, cated in Barbados, southern established in Thailand since established in Thailand since Caribbean (English speaking 1893, is coming to Phuket. 1893, is coming to Phuket. Island) is seeking an experi- We are establishing a full ser- We are establishing a full ser- enced Thai cuisine HEAD vice legal office at Cherng vice legal office at Cherngtalay CHEF. Candidates must have: Talay and we require: and we require: THAI CHEF WANTED - a minimum of 3-5 years' ex- OFFICE MANAGER / SENIOR JUNIOR SECRETARY We are looking for an addi- perience SECRETARY - Secretarial Diploma tional chef for our team. The - a proven record as a Head - Bachelor’s Degree an advan- - Good command of English applicant must be a Thai na- Chef in a renowned fine dining tage, preferably with a major tional, experienced with Thai restaurant - Good and accurate typing in English or Business Admin- skills cuisine and the hospitality - excellent knowledge in tradi- istration - Able to operate MS Office business. English language is tional Royal Thai cuisine and - 3-5 years’ experience in sec- an advantage. Applications in - Experience is a plus menu creation retarial or office administra- writing by email or call for We offer an excellent salary tion - Good coordination skills more information. Tel: 076- and benefit package. Please - Excellent command of spo- - Service minded and orga- 344834. Email: info@lim- email detailed CV with contact ken and written English nized thailand.com information to: ac_adams - Accurate typing skills Please contact for more infor- @hotmail.com - Able to operate MS Office mation. Tel: 06-9890919. BURASARI Send resumé to: trw@ Restaurant Manager. Burasari - Good interpersonal and com- tillekeandgibbins.com PIMALAI RESORT munication skills Resort in Patong requires a dynamic Restaurant Manager. & Spa, a member of Small Closing date: May 30, 2005. Luxury Hotels of the world, is KINDERGARTEN Ideal candidate will have an Please contact for more infor- teacher. Need 2 kindergarten outgoing personality, proven currently looking for guest ser- mation. Tel: 06-9890919. vice officers. English required, English teachers. Native speak- experience in top-class ho- Send resumé to: trw@ ers only, please. Email: info@ tels, knowledge of wine and computer literate. Fidelio tillekeandgibbins.com front office a plus. Other posi- kajonkiet.com strong leadership abilities. Ex- tions available: Graphic De- cellent English-language skills signer, Bell Boy, Admin Secre- ACCOUNTANT ENGLISH TEACHERS and the ability to use a com- tary. Tel: 075-607999. Fax: wanted. Fluent English, 5 Native speakers of English puter are also required. Please 075-607987. Email: rdm@ years’ experience in AR/AP/ needed for teaching kindergar- call Tel: 076-292929 ext 669 pimalai.com For further de- VAT, filing social security. ten to adult, part-time and full- for further details and to ap- tails, please see our website Please contact Tim for more time. Please contact for more ply, or Fax: 076-294451 or at: www.pimalai. com information at Tel: 01-927- information. Tel: 076-219062. email resumé to: hr_bj@ 9328. Email: [email protected] burasari.com JOB VACANCIES Krabi La Playa Resort is now recruiting for the following po- 25% Discount on Classifieds for Shopper Card Holders sitions: - Reservations Manager - Restaurant Manager IF YOU... - Personnel Manager - Sales Executives Place your ad in these pages; NIGHTCLUB MANAGER PROJECT MANAGER A minimum of 3 years’ expe- Female only, 30 years or Looking for project manager. rience in the hotel field is re- Present your Shopper Card; and over. 5-star venue in Patong Male; 2 years’ experience or quired. Please contact for seeks self-motivated, En- more; good command of En- more info. Tel: 075-637500, Pay for the ad at our offices, glish-speaking, stylish wo- glish; certificate in construc- 01-8812317. Fax: 075- man with Phuket knowledge. tion or related field. Please 695497. Email: worasuda@ you’ll enjoy a 25% discount* AND have your ad appear free of Please contact Peter for contact for details. Email: krabilaplaya.com For further more information. Tel: 07- non@islandhomephuket. details, pls see our website charge in the Phuket Gazette Online. 0170135. com at: www.krabilaplaya.com With more than 10,000 visitors a day, the Island Trader Online is Thailand’s most active classified marketplace.

*Ads may be submitted in person or online (phuketgazette.net/classifieds), but Find more Recruitment Classifieds must be paid for at the Gazette offices. The discount is not available when at payment is made at our agents. The Phuket Gazette Co Ltd www.phuketgazette.net! 367/2 Yaowarat Road, Phuket City Tel: 076-236555 Fax: 076-213971 May 21 - 27, 2005 CLASSIFIEDS PHUKET GAZETTE 37 Island Job Mart

Employment Wanted

MY NAME IS DON Copley. I am a West Austra- lian who has been visiting Phuket for nearly 20 years. I have a Thai partner and intend to take up permanent resi- dence in Phuket. I have spent 40 years consulting in real estate and related fields. I hold licences for real estate, valuation, land conveyancing and auctioneering, and have vast experience in subdivision and project management. I am looking for full- or part-time consultancy or related work. Excellent references can be provided. Email: ccopleya @bigpond.net.au

BUSINESS management. Do you have businesses in the following areas: Hotel, apartments, cafe, bar, restaurant, vehicle rental, retail, fitness and more? Friendly British man with English-speaking Thai wife available to manage your SALES & MARKETING business while you are away Assistant. We are looking for on a month-by-month basis. a female w/at least 3 years’ Experience in Thailand and experience, good English and overseas businesses. Integ- strong presentation skills. Sal- rity, care and quality of ser- ary is 20-25,000 baht per vice assured at all times. month. Contact for more in- Why not give us a call today? formation. Tel: 076-263737, Tel: 076-202473. Email: 01-5354108. Fax: 076-224- [email protected] 113. Email: recruitment@ bowentraining.com RESERVATIONS, GSA I am looking for a customer TEACHERS WANTED service or GSA position. I have Phuket Wittayalai school re- an active and joyful personal- quires native English-speaking LAW FIRM EXPERIENCED STAFF ity. I can speak both English teachers with TOEFL certifi- Looking for paralegal & Thai wanted for property develop- and Thai and can get along cates and a degree. Please lawyer. Please email resumé ment company in Phuket. For with people quite well. I have contact K. Boonthong at Fax: to: [email protected] further information check: 5 years' experience in the res- 076-213922 or send Email www.immobilienplus.com/ ervations department of a to: [email protected] jobs travel agency, plus 2 years in MEDIA SALES REPS a hotel as a tour coordinator. SAILING SKIPPER OFFICE ADMIN wanted. Good basic salary+ ARCHITECTS/ Tel: 07-8884647 or Email: required. Kia Ora Catamaran The Asia Center Foundation HOTEL MANAGER commissions. Thai nationals draftsmen. Junior/senior ar- [email protected] Charters, located on Koh requires an Office Administra- Small hotel with bar and res- only. Excellent spoken English chitects/draftsmen needed Samui, requires an experi- tor with good organizational taurant looking for experi- essential. Please contact for for rapidly expanding archi- PART-TIME MAID enced skipper to operate our and administrative skills. En- enced Thai lady fluent in En- more information. Tel: 02- tectural practice. Please con- Qualified maid, Patong/Kathu 52-foot day-charter sailing glish and Thai-language ability glish. Excellent opportunity 6556070, 01-5357944. Fax: tact for more info. Tel: 076- area, available a few hours per catamaran. Please contact for a must. Position available im- for the right person. With ex- 02-6556070. To apply please 279643 or send your CV by week. Please call for more more information. Tel: 077- mediately. Please contact perience only, please. Please Email your resumé and recent email to: shadows_and_light@ information. Tel: 09-8725717. 425264 or Email: mark@ Roelien for more information. call for more information at photo to: terry@csloxinfo. yahoo.com kiaorathailand.com Please Tel: 076-321235, 01-895- Tel: 076-340464, 07-8871- com see our website at: www. 7016. Fax: 076-321235. 733. Email: whharris042004 ENGLISH TEACHER kiaorathailand.com Email: [email protected] @hotmail. com CRUISE DIRECTOR available. English teacher ICE CREAM SHOP Cruise Director wanted for available for part-time work in is looking to employ a good- Phinisi Charter operation. schools, hotels or private tu- looking young Thai woman Good customer relations and ition. Own transport and very with spoken English. Please English language skills. To ap- flexible. Tel: 04-846022. Agents for Classified Advertising call for more information. Tel: ply, send your resumé by email Email: scott_mclaughlinuk@ 06-9928026. to: [email protected] yahoo.co.uk

PHUKET ASK KHUN WANIDA! MOMMA DUCK K.L. Mart Patak Rd, Chalong Tel: 076-280400/3 Problems with an extra-marital affair? NAVA Language School Questions about Thai culture? Phang Nga Rd, Phuket City Tel: 076-232398/9 Having communications problems? Sin & Lee Need somebody to Love? Thalang Rd, Phuket City Tel: 076-211230 Read her advice in the Phuket Gazette. Taurus Travel Aroonsom Plaza Rat-U-Thit 200 Pi Rd, Patong Tel: 076 344521-2 Fax 076-213971 or email [email protected] 38 PHUKET GAZETTE CLASSIFIEDS May 21 - 27, 2005 Tout, Trader & Trumpet

BAR FOR SALE Articles Bulletins Patong. Entertainment lic, FOR SALE 50% Business Computers for Sale Thai company, work permit. Of company and business. Products & Please see our website at: Lucrative company consist- Services PRO DATA www.homebarphuket.com ing of self-storage on-site recovery with Phuket-data- BABY COCKATOOS container rental, site office, wizards.com All kinds of com- Electus parrots, sun conures LEASE SMALL HOTEL sales and rental. All machin- puter magic. Please call Tel: Consistent monthly returns, ery and rental products fully SWIM IN DRINKING and many more birds for WATER 06-6827277. sale at Phuket Bird Para- and easily managed. Tel: 01- owned. New venture in- dise. Tel: 01-5979255. 8922824. Email: junaworn volving exports pending. Un- * almost no chlorine COMPUTER @hotmail.com Please see our limited potential: 5 million * no burning eyes services. New + used. Re- website at: www.kohjoy. baht. Only genuine inquiries. * no bleached hair pairs, GPRS, ADSL, WLAN. Please email to: intrado@ ARIES VANE com/building * no salt or corrosion No phone internet - no problem. With new rudder and rebuild phuket.ksc.co.th Please English computerman. Tel: 09- kit: US$1,000 only. Tel: 05- FURNITURE see our website at www. Caribbean Clear Water Treatment Systems for 4735080 0784313. Email: balboa@ for sale. Closing down restau- safewayphuket.com pools, spas and ponds. procom.in.th rant & bar. Everything for Tel: 06-6822639. sale, including 2m x 3m cold QUICK SALE Miscellaneous room. Please contact for full Email: HOT TUB SEATS 8 A great business opportunity for Sale details. Tel: 01-1924706 (Ri- [email protected] Two-year-old hot tub, cost on Saiyuan Rd in Rawai is up chard); 07-8933715 (Garry); 800,000 baht . New condition, for quick sale (with or without Tel/Fax: 076-296295; Email: very seldom used. Now just company). B400,000. Tel: 076-383670, [email protected] WORLD’S DAY TRIP TO 09-6459470. Fax: 076-383- - 1,000sqm freehold land newspapers. Same day edi- RANONG 670. Email: beeguy@phuket. KATA SHOP BARGAIN (Chanote title) tions available in Phuket! Deliv- New double-decker tour bus loxinfo.co.th Central, next to Little Star - 44-seat restaurant ery to your place. Pls contact (not minibus), non-smoking restaurant. Shop and upper - one of the most popular for info. Tel: 076-346- 218-9. and smoking areas, toilet, POOL TABLE floors ready to move into with- Internet cafés in Rawai Fax: 076-346232. Email: info films/music, snacks and Brand new. 8 by 4, surplus to out delay; all perfect state. - big parking area @newspaperdirect-phuket. drinks, on-board buffet lunch. No extra to pay, fully inclu- requirements. Must be col- Rent 20,000 baht a month, no Price: 6 million baht or best of- com lected in Buri Ram. 30,000 key money. 2 months’ de- sive. Only 1,300 baht. Every fer. Tel: 01-8919914. Email: Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sunday. baht. No offers. Tel: 07-802- posit. Tel: 06-6902532, 01- bluecomthai@yahoo. com PRIVATE BOAT 3708074. Tel: 04-7457024. 4688. Email: brennanie@ service. Would you like to hotmail.com NO CAPITAL? have a private boat service at TSUNAMI RESORT No problem! Company regis- your total disposal during your GOLF CLUBS LEFT Active investor / partner tration, work permit and visa entire stay? The Italian crew Personal handed. Full set, mid-size sought for redevelopment of within 1 month (also for bars). will take care of you with ex- Services graphite, 1, 3, and 5 woods, 3- eco-resort on Phra Thong Is- Don’t have 2 million baht? No perience, courtesy and pro- 9 irons, pitching and sand land in Phang Nga. Site is a problem; just call! Tel: 075- fessionalism as they plan with wedges, putter, bag and 2m world-class setting, with 378805, 09-472- 7205. Fax: you any daily trips around HOMEPAGE retriever (water). All in excel- two beautiful beaches, abun- 075-378873. Email: nakhon Phuket. Long-term agreement. Excellent webmaster offering lent condition. 13,000 baht. dant wildlife, years of suc- @mail.com Please contact for more infor- to make you a professional Tel: 076-333244, 09-909- cessful operation based on a mation. Tel: 06-2699484, 01- homepage. Email berger@ 1917. Email to: porterat@ love of nature. Email: simi@ LOOKING FOR 7370164. Email: simcapo@ phuket.ksc.co.th losthorizonsasia. com phuket.ksc.co.th sea lovers. Looking for part- hotmail.com Business ners for our three-year-old RESTAURANT/BAR Personals SHARP FLAT SCREEN Opportunities company speedboat service Television. 25-inch, perfect for sale. Kamala, main road. around the beautiful islands. Club condition, 2½ years old. Dual Aircon, 40 seats, well-estab- Please contact us to realize Memberships BACKGAMMON 6 RENTAL HOUSES lished walk in. Take over: language, stereo, remote con- your dream. Tel: 01-737- Available Retired businessman looking trol, silver finish. 8,000 baht or Sure profit, pay only 30,000 6,000 baht/month; 900,000 0164, 06-2699484. Email: for backgammon players on nearest offer. Tel: 01-936- baht per month, but you can baht for sale. Please call after [email protected] Phuket Island. Please call if in- 6284. Email: khunmark@ make 90,000 baht per month 4 pm. Tel: 076-385940. PHUKET COUNTRY terested. Tel: 076-386113, gmail.com if you manage smartly. Call for BUSINESS FOR SALE Club. Full Family Golf Mem- 01-5778443. details. Tel: 01-6341432. BUSINESS FOR SALE in Kata Plaza. Options No.1 bership at Phuket Country Email: emrusadi@samart. Restaurant with kitchen and DISPLAY CABINET Internet café, with flat screen Club for sale at 340,000 baht, USA MAN SEEKS co.th seven-room guesthouse, 100 Aluminum and glass food dis- monitors and ADSL+ USB; including the transfer fee. Pls Thai lady. Businessman is metres from the beach, in soi play cabinet. 2,000 baht o.n.o. motorbike & chopper rental contact me as above. Happy traveling to Phuket in May and Kebsup. Please call Tel: 09- Tel: 01-805594 or Email: PROMOTER tour counter with high turn- Golfing! Tel: 076-240042, is seeking to meet a Thai lady 9701283. [email protected] for kindergarten. Need work- over. Price: 750,000 baht. Pls 01-8911635, 01-8933259. for romance and companion- ing partner with experience call for more information. Tel: Fax: 076-240043. Email: ship. Email: lmbrjack60@ RATTAN BED and broad contacts to start BAR FOR SALE 04-8374429. [email protected] yahoo.com for sale. Beautiful rattan bed, kindergarten school. With or in Kata Center, 6,000 baht/ queen size, very good condi- without finance, any national- month. Price: 270,000 baht. tion: 3,500 baht. Please con- ity. Tel: 01-6341432. Email: Please call for more informa- tact for more information. Tel: [email protected] tion. Tel: 07-8814415. 076-281479. Email: palmtree @loxinfo.co.th RESORT FOR LEASE PRIME RETAIL SPOT Highest traffic, best exposure min 10 years, on about 2,500 on the island. Please call for WARDROBE square meters. 15 bungalow more information. Tel: 01-892- 1.2m, 2 drawers, good condi- units with swimming pool, sur- 0528. tion. Half price: 1,500 baht. rounded by a tropical garden. Please contact for more infor- Key money 5 million baht, mation. Tel: 076-281479. then 80,000 baht per month. BAR FOR SALE Email: [email protected] Please contact for more infor- Large, successful, estab- mation. Tel: 076-330980, 07- lished bar in soi off Soi Bangla 2849690. Fax: 076-330284. for sale. Pool table, sound sys- FRIDGE tem plus all fittings. Please call Whirlpool, very good condi- Email to: fullmoonbeach@ hotmail.com For further de- Tel: 06-2832285 for more tion, 2,500 baht. Please con- information. tact for more information.Tel: tails, please see our website 076-281479. Email: palmtree at: www.fullmoon-bunga- @loxinfo.co.th lows-phuket.com SHELL COMPANY Phuket Villa Services. No RATTAN FLOOR PATONG trading history, zero liability: lamp. Very beautiful, coconut Two businesses for sale. Long 220,000 baht. tree, 3 lights. 2,500 baht. leases, very good locations Please contact. Tel: 076- suitable for bar/restaurant etc. Tel: 01-6060200 281479. Email: palmtree Please call for more informa- www.PhuketVillaServices.com @loxinfo.co.th tion. Tel: 09-5141288. May 21 - 27, 2005 CLASSIFIEDS PHUKET GAZETTE 39 Wheels & Motors

SUZUKI JEEP HONDA DREAM Saloon Cars MAZDA 323 Pickups 50,000 baht. 1988 Sporty 100cc. Honda Dream 100cc. Rentals 1993 model, 180,000km, model. The body work is bad, Good condition. Email for a blue, 4 doors, automatic, LARGE FAMILY SUV but it runs good. Aircon, stereo. photo. 10,000 baht. Email: CD/radio. Price: 130,000 575,000 baht. Powerful 3.0 Email: [email protected] [email protected] CAR FOR RENT baht. Tel: 09-4075281. Liter Turbo-Diesel, Isuzu Grand 8,900 BAHT Adventure model, 5-speed. HONDA DREAM Daihatsu Mira, good condi- GREAT CAR Purchased last November 15, Motorbikes 125cc Honda Dream, bought. tion, easy to drive and eco- for sale. Honda Civic, metallic and has 83,000 kms. This SUV in Feb 2003. Blue color, 7,500 nomical insurance. Only red 1993 model. Contact me has great fuel economy. Ex- HONDA DREAM kilometers, fully-maintained, 8,900 baht per month. for details. Tel: 09-8759586. tremely comfortable leather A very nice Honda Dream kick start, excellent condition. Tel: 01-5371050. seats can fit 7 adults (even 100cc, very good condition, 26,000 baht. Tel: 09-1562746. SUZUKI VITARA 2000 more kids!). Included free with first owner, red color, electric Email: [email protected] purchase is the roof-top, Ger- White, 5-door, automatic trans, starter, well serviced and CAR FOR RENT man-made luggage box which power windows and door locks, maintained. 8 years old but 1996 CBR 400 RR Honda Jazz, 1 yr old, silver, holds up to four golf bags or Phuket’s Most Trusted & FM cassette. Original owner, looks like new. Only 10,000 Well maintained CBR 400 RR auto. Long lease: 13,000 luggage. Great condition and Reputable Supplier of the Finest 120,000 kms, excellent condi- baht. Tel: 09-6466871. Email: '96, the original fireblade. baht per month. Tel: 07- well-maintained. Oil changes Quality Used SALOONS, tion. Asking 375,000 baht. Tel: [email protected] Recently resprayed to Ferrari 0170135. every 3-5,000 kms. (Please SEDANS, JEEPS & PICKUPS 076-263958, 06-2734678. red. A very quick bike, all docu- check the Internet to compare Fax: 076-263958. Email: JRD SNOW 125R ments in order. Will part with New cars or trade-ins – prices. The same year/model is [email protected] Motorcycle Automatic, Yel- it for about 80,000 baht. Tel: A1 CAR RENT we have what you’re selling for up to 700,000 baht.) 01-8022800. Email: count. looking for low, Electric start, 18 months Cars, trucks, jeep, 7-seat Serious inquiries only please. old, 5,200km, Oil changed ev- [email protected] For more info pls call us at FORD ESCAPE 2003 Tel: 09-7299619. Email: minibus for rent; fully-in- Silver/bronze color, very good ery 1000km, 40,000 baht Tel: 076-224632, 216243 wpm@hong-kong-hotels- HONDA DREAM sured. 12,000-30,000 baht/ www.suremotor.com condition, 1st class insurance. new. Going back to the UK, month; special long-term network.com 7 years old, good condition, 1 million baht (negotiable). hence quick sale for 20,000 rates. Tel: 09-8314703. baht, Tel: 01-5380763. Email: white color, everything just Please contact for more de- FORD ESCAPE XLT tails. Tel: 076-238803. Fax [email protected] checked, 7,500 baht including Feb 2004. Tip-top condition, insurance and tax until 2006. VOLKSWAGEN 1968 076-273319. Email: oahja owned by foreigner, 20,000 LOW PRICE @yahoo.com HONDA WAVE Tel: 04-8383688. Email: Type 3. 1,600cc, cream kms, black, no accidents. Ask- Low rates for long-term for sale. Honda Wave 110cc [email protected] color. Price: 160,000 baht. ing price: 1.05 million baht. rentals. Many types of new for sale. Well maintained, with Also Saab 99, year 1969. DAIHATSU MIRA Tel: 01-5369001. Email to: cars, with CD players, insur- green book and current tax/ 1,700cc, dark green color: for sale at 90,000 baht. For [email protected] Vans ance and proper mainte- insurance. 3.5 years old, silver 130,000 baht. Owner leav- more information please con- nance. Tel: 05-8833470. color. Price: 16,000 baht. ing Phuket. Contact Alec. tact me. Tel: 01-0900261. Contact Alistair or K. Lak. Tel: Tel: 01-8950711. Email: Marijke_Rijsdijk2004 4 x 4s @yahoo.co.uk 076-288971, 01-8923320. TOYOTA VAN Fax: 076-383803. Email: 8 SEATS Wanted NISSAN CEFIRO 3.0 L NISSAN SUNNY JEEP CHEROKEE 4WD [email protected] Silver metallic, 6 cylinder/ 24 valve, 180 hp, automatic 15 months old, 50,000 kms, 44,000 baht. 1988, 4 door, Only 320,000 baht. 1997, NEED CAR transmission. Top condition, perfect condition, new wheels very good engine, needs some excellent condition, manual SUZUKI LOVE for 1 month. I would like to no rust. Price: 270,000 and tires, new Pioneer stereo + body work. Tel: 06-2746637. trans. Call Alan. Tel: 076- Two-stroke motorbike in fair rent a car (automatic) for one baht. Also for rent or lease. DVD. New price: 1.65 million Email: topschuhe2000@ 288287, 04-0529034. condition. White, recently ser- month. Willing to pay around baht; now only a down payment hotmail.com viced at Suzuki main dealer, Photo on request. Tel: 076- 10,000 baht. No Daihatsu or of 300,000 plus 30 monthly with book. Asking price: 9,800 333242, 09-6517818. Fax: Jeeps, please. Telephone: 06- 076-333243. Email to: payments of 27,000. Tel: 05- Need wheels? baht. Tel: 01-6063143. Email: 9513157. 1456238 or Email: johan@ CHEROKEE [email protected] www.phuketgazette.net [email protected] watsonpropertygroup.com FOR SALE Jeep Cherokee '97, auto, YAMAHA V-MAX Others 4.0L, leather seats, excel- 1997 model, blue color, not a TOYOTA VIOS lent condition, well main- rental bike. Just spent around SOCKET WRENCH SET tained by Mercedes service Year 2004, 1.5S, Top air 100,000 baht on new parts. bag, ABS, 6-CD player, tape 10-24 mm, 1/2", good quality, center. For quick sale, with Forced to sell for 160,000 used one time only. Half price: warranty, only 340,000 etc. Urgent. Call Khun Karn. baht. Tel: 01-8936020. Email: Tel: 06-7885672. 1,000 baht. Tel: 076-281479. baht. Tel: 01-5371050. [email protected] Email: [email protected]

SUZUKI JEEP Red Caribian for sale, good Wheels & Motors condition. Price: 120,000 Advertisements baht. Tel: 01-8915474. Please use this form to write your classified advertisement. SUZUKI JEEP 4X4 fixer upper. If you are looking Then hand it to any of our agents. for a cheap car you cannot lose money on, this might be it. At |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| (heading) 89,000 baht (negotiable), you use it and sell it for the price |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| you bought it for. It runs ok but the body needs some work if you want it to look nice. I am |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| leaving for Germany end of this month and would like to sell it before then. Tel: 01-2734000. |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| Email: [email protected]

LANDROVER LR88 LR 88, short wheelbase model. |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| For sale at 129,000 baht. The car was bought more than a year ago and has hardly ever been driven. It is sitting in front |_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| of my house, 23/65 in the Boat Lagoon. Has not been Classified ads are charged per line. Each line is 80 baht, moved for the last 5 months. with a minimum of 4 lines (heading included) per ad. We own 4 cars, so this one must go. Please contact for All advertising must be paid for in advance. more info. Tel: 01-2734000. Deadline for Wheels & Motors page: Saturday 12 noon. Email: [email protected] 40 PHUKET GAZETTE May 21 - 27, 2005

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