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Volume 67 • Number 30 A bortion issue debated Asst. Dean Kibbe American law “never requires one person to make any kind o f sacrifice to leave in July to save even the life of another person. ” A n d r e w Ross of his tenure at Drexel. “I'd say News Writer that Drexel's Panhellenic However, “being Ron Kibbe, assistant dean of Council being chosen for the pregnant is not under Greek Life, will be leaving the 1992 Outstanding Panhellenic any circumstances a life University at the end of July. Progress Award was a high­ threatening incidence.” He will be moving to light. It was the flrst time we’ve Columbus, Ohio, in order to been recognized. We’ve had PhymsSchU^y, president o fA t E a ^ Na£ne Strossen, president o f the live with his wife. He will be four Drexel students serve on Forumandsyn^cated columnist ACLU and law professor attending Ohio State University national boards...Allen Lynch Gary Rosenzweig Strossen and Schlafly have “What Roe versus Wade to get a master's degree in hos­ is executive director of Pi Editor-In-Chief debated one-on-one although essentially did was to make the pital adminisuation. Lambda Phi. I was thrilled that Nadine Sirossen, president of both have spoken around the growing human body inside the “I would like a low-key a Drexel student went the high­ the ACLU and professor at New country about abortion and other womb of the mother her proper­ departure. I'd like to think what est he could. Getting a house York Law School, and Phyllis issues. Dr. Julie Mostov, profes­ ty,” said Schlafly, “that she 1 do is important, but I’m part for Sigma Alpha Epsilon and Schlafly president of the Eagle sor of History and Politics medi­ could do anything she wants to of a team,” said Kibbe. ‘T)rexel Alpha Chi Rho gaining their Forum and syndicated columnist, ated the debate. it, for any reason at all, during was my family for a long period charter [were also highlights].” debated the abortion issue before Schlafly spoke favoring mak­ nine months of pregnancy.” of time.” There were also lowlights. about 180 students, faculty, and ing abortions illegal. She sup­ Strossen criticized Schlafly Kibbe, who has been at “The Beer Golf incident last members of the conununity last ported her argument by stating for “ignoring what we are doing Drexel since October 1984, is summer....Clearly that was an night in the Creese student cen­ that a person's identity forms to women and focusing only on not sure what role he will play event that violated [fraternity ter. “when the genetic information the fetus.” in choosing his successor. “It insurance] policies....There The debate was held to pro­ joins from your father and your Strossen said that “Roe vs. depends on how quickly [the were police and drunken stu­ mote political awareness on mother.” Wade was a very sound deci­ search] gets started. If appropri­ dents in view of the parents at campus according to Student Schlafly called Roe vs. Wade sion." ate, I would like to have some Towen [for freshman orienta­ Congress who sponsored the the “worst decision in the history Strossen said that American input,” he said. “I have touched tion]. The student who died at event. This was the first time of our country.” See ABORTION on page 4 base with possible applicants, Alpha Pi Lambda...,that was an not all of them, of course. extremely difficult time,” he Hopefully [my successor] will said, referring to the incident ARA picked to be new dining^ service improve [on the office].” two summers ago where an D u n c a n W i d ma n percent to 8 percent.” our intention to put a pizza oper­ “[Before I leave. I’ll be] get­ intoxicated student fell to his News Wrtter Said Doelp, the proposed ation into the dormitories.” ting ready for summer orienta­ death off of the roof of the Acting on a recommendation ARA meal plan will have two Dillon noted the possibility of tion, [and] sitting down with the Apple Pi house. from the Food Services Review accounts on each student’s card: placing an Itza Pizza restaurant IFA to get ready for fall,” he “It was a very hard decision Committee, Diexel's administra­ credits and “flex-dollars.” Every in one of the dorms. Itza Pizza is said. The Greek organizations to make. I’ll be back to visit; tion chose ARA Campus Dining week, the students will receive a subsidiary of ARA Food will be mailing out postcards to I’ll miss everyone and wish Services to be the university’s 14 meal credits. They will spend Services. incoming freshmen this sum­ everyone the best of luck,” he new food service. ARA was these credits to get into any 14 of Said Doelp, the cafeteria facil­ mer. said. “I’m really going to miss picked out of four bids for the the 19 m eals over the week ities will have to be altered to Kibbe listed many highlights this place.” contract from Marriot, Woods, (breakfast, lunch, and dinner on accommodate the new traditional and an in-house bid. weekdays, brunch and dinner on meal plan. “The challenge now Although the contract is not weekends.) Each credit repre­ is, can we get those physical yet complete and signed, “ARA sents the flat rate charge to get alterations made by next fall.” If is very much interested in into the cafeteria. the contract is signed, said becoming the dining service con­ Dillon said the “flex-dollars” Doelp, ARA will most likely tractor for Drexel,” said ARA will woik on a declining balance take over on July 1, and run the Campus Dining Services principle similar to the present food service under the present Representative Bill Dillon. meal plan, with the difference declining balance plan until ren­ Peter Doelp, Drexel Business that “flex-dollars” will renew ovations on the cafeteria are Manager and member of the every semester rather than every complete. Also, said Doelp, “the Food Services Review commit­ week. “Flex-dollars” could be hourly union employees will be tee, said that they were looking used to pay the entrance charge offered jobs with the new con­ for two important aspects of the in the cafeteria, buy snacks in the tractor.” new food service: that it be a tra­ evening dormitory service, or ARA is already the food ser­ ditional “all-you-can-eat” meal buy food at a brand name restau­ vice contractor for such local plan, and that there be “an rant which may replace of Pete’s schools as West Chester and evening service in the dormito­ Arena next to the cafeteria. Widener Universities, the ries.” Doelp also said that the Dillon said that the details for University of Delaware, Beaver new plan would also include “a bringing the food service into the College, Delaware State considerable increase over the dormitories are not completely University, and the University of present plan...anywhere from 5 worked out yet, but said, “it is Scranton. Commencement speakers announced

M.S c o t t S M rra ing as PepsiCo.’s CEO for five ing engineering firm; and News Writer years. Sculley helped secure the Bernard C. Watson, president Four esteemed professionals Macintosh computer line as a and CEO of the William Penn will be serving as speakers at leader in the computer industry. Foundation. Drexel University’s 1992 He will receive an honorary The 1992 commencement will Centennial commencement, to Doctor of Laws degree before mark the end of Drexel be held on Sunday, June 14, at addressing the Class of 1992. University’s Centennial celebra­ 2:00 p.m. in the Philadelphia Other honorary degree recipi­ tion. 2,000 Drexel students will Civic Center. These speakers ents include Elaine Chao, receive bachelor’s, master’s, and will receive honorary degrees Director of the Peace Corp.; doctoral degrees. Drexel will from the University. Elaine Garzarelli, one of the hold its largest-ever alumni Apple Computer Inc. chair­ leading analysts on Wall Street reunion during the two days pre­ man and CEO John Sculley will and a graduate of Drexel’s MBA ceding the commencement, serve as the keynote speaker at program; C.R. “Chuck” Pennoni, which will include the naming of Drexel’s 100 most outstanding the commencement. Sculley a Drexel alumnus and president Students model at the Black Designers o f Today fashion show last night of Pennoni Associates, a consult- graduates. joined Apple in 1983 after serv­ in Stein Auditorium. J ekkm O ’Haka/The Trungle 2 • The Triangle • May 29,1992

D rexel News In B r ie f______National C ampus N ews Drexel professor to be keynote speaker at creative Students use friend in decorated (he wall with art woik arts awards program registrar to raise grades and left candles, flowers and Eric A. Zillmer, Drexel associate professor of psyclwlogy, will New York, NY______other mementos on the adjacent be the keynote speaker at the Mordecbai Anielewicz Creative NSNS sidewalk. Arts Contest awards banquet on Wednesday, June 3 at 7:30 pjn. Nine students were suspended While painting messages on in Mandell Theater. and one student was expelled public property is illegal, police Zillmer is currently writing a book about the Holocaust. from Hunter College as school have made an exception to the Serving as master of ceremonies will be Maureen Pelta, the officials uncovered a grade-fix­ rule in this case. daughter of Holocaust survivors, who chairs the Mordecbai ing scheme in which students Anielewicz Contest. paid up to $200 to have their Swastikas sm ear Award winning art and creative writing entries will be on dis­ grades changed. minority art play that evening in the Creese Gallery. The nine suspended students San D iego, CA______had one student ask an employee NSNS IMA student chapter wins excellence award in the registrar’s office to fix Students and faculty members Drexel’s student chapter of the Institute of Managemnet grades. Some students had their at San Diego State University Accountants will receive an Award of Excellence from its F’s changed into A’s, while the held a rally after swastikas were national office. The award is in recognition of the outstanding less ambitious were satisfied printed over artwork done by activities that were planned this year, including speakers from wiUi C’s instead of D’s. black, Hispanic. Asian- business organizations and participation in open houses and The employee who allegedly American and gay students. The Flame of Knowledge, nick­ Career Day. altered the grades is under inves­ The art. which included a por­ named “The Shaft" by students. 230 student chapters of the organization applied for the award, tigation and the student who trait of Malcolm X, the Mexican but only 20 ch^ters received the award. asked him to change grades was flag and lesbian symbols, was expelled. displayed on a plywood wall lawsuit would be filed on tiieir around a building site on cam­ behalf Has Animal House pus. Students painted over the The college catalog says the become just a memory? swastikas after the rally. school “reserves the right to D rexel Sports I n Br ie f______Evanston, IL______withdraw the privilege of enroll­ NSNS Students barred from ment from any student whose New Drexel swinuners recruited for 1992-93 Beer cans, blasting music and registration pending conduct is detrimental to the After fmishing the 1991-92 regular season schedule with a dis­ cigarette butts will no longer investigation academic enviroiunent.” appointing 2-10 showing on the services of only nine swimmers, grace the hallowed halls of some Savannah. GA______The founders of tiie 2,500- the Drexel University women’s swim team and Head Coach dormitories at Northwestern The nation’s biggest art col­ student school, President Debbie Thompson ate thrilled to welcome eight freshmen onto University and at many other lege has barred at least eight stu­ Richard Rowan and his wife, the Drexel d e ^ for fall competition. “Our numbers were so low schools. dents from registering for the Provost Paula Rowan, have not last season,” Thomspon said, “that we just didn’t have the depth As of April 6th, Northwestern fall quarter pending an investi­ responded to requests for inter­ to pull out team victories. Individually, we swam well and began accepting applications for gation of an April 6 bomb blast. views. worked h ^ , but I think that these eight will help us win some of housing in the “Wellness No one was injured in the In a statement released April those close meets next year. We are pleased to welcome their Dorm,” in response to students’ small explosion at Savannah 28, college officials said “the- individual talents and abilities that will collectively improve our demands for living space that is College of Art, which caused action of prohibiting faculty program.” free from drugs, alcohol, tobac­ minimal damage to one of sever­ from entering a room in a cam­ Miriam Gfeller, Stephanie Neglia, Jennifer Hopkins, Jennifer co and noise. al historical buildings scattered pus facility is grounds for expul­ Jakemer, Jennifer Rogers, Cara Caputo, Lisa Crane and More than 55 colleges across throughout the campus. sion.” Roseanne Ware will comprise the 1992-93 freshman class. the country, including Boston Administrators at the 13-year- The statement also criticized Gfeller, a sprinter and butterflyer out of Wilkes Barre, PA, University and Ball State old college have refused to say the students for attempting to starred at Bishop Hoban High School and as a member of the University in Indiana, offer sim­ why suspicion has fallen on tiie plagiarize otiier college’s consti­ Rally Aquatic Club, lliompson assess^ her as a “very talented ilar housing for students who eight smdents. tutions, rather than creating their athlete with ah enviable wori( ethic Who will make a great addi­ prefer to bypass the chaos of The students were attempting own. tion in both the sprint and fly events.” Gfeller will smdy business dormitoiy life. ' to form a student government “The administration has exer­ administration at Drexel. and had held an organizational cised extreme leniency in allow­ Ne^ia, a native of Frederick, MD, and a graduate of Governor College offers innovative meeting the night of the blast in ing tiiese students to continue in Thonw Johnson High Sdiool, brings depth to the butterfly and tuition a nearby building. They refused class for the remainder of the backstroke events. A membtf of the Monocacy Aquatic Club, New York JTY______to allow eight faculty members spring quarter,” the statement Stephanie is expected to elevate Drexel's fly and back races and CPS access to the meeting. said. strengthen its relay combinations. She will study fashion design Trustees of the City The students have denied at Drexel. University of New York involvement in the explosion. Hopkins, a sought-after breaststroker out of Lexington Park, approved a plan that raises Pam Afifi, director of com­ MD, has a proven discipline and is expected to enhance an tuition but gives a free final munications for the college, said already talented breaststroke corps. She will major in civil engi­ semester for incoming freshman Uiat officials have “been unable L o c a l W e a t h e r neering. who stay until they graduate. to determine” if tiie students had Jakemer, a native of Chandler. AZ, and a graduate of Chandler University officials say the particular grievances that would Today; This afternoon, vari- High School, is extremely excited to be continuing her athletic plan will assist students who cause Uiem to want to form theu- abie cloudiness. 50 percent career on the East Coast. A sprinter and butterflyer who swam may otherwise leave school own government. chance of showers and tiiun- with Mesa Aquatics. Jennifer is a welcome addition in when their financial aid runs out. “One of tiie graduate student derstorms.Thunderstorms may Thomspon’s estimation because of “her enthusiasm and untapped For New York residents, organizations, which have been be accompanied by strong, potential.” She plans to study international business. Uiition will be increased by $350 on campus a couple of years, gusting winds. Highs in the Caputo, a standout at William Penn Charter High School and for most students, to $2,200 a began talking about writing a mid 70s. the Penn Charter Varsity Club, brings expertise in the sprint free year. Tuition will jump $600 for constitution. They worked with Tonight; Variable cloudiness. and breaststroke events. Thompson sees the Wyndmoor, PA, freshmen and transfers, to an adviser, and the idea began to 50 percent chance of showers native as a person of great potential who will have an opportunity $2,450. spread to undergraduates. This and thunderstorms. Lows to contribute and improve. She will study science at Drexel. The latest increases were rec­ spring quarter, tilings began to around 60. Crane, a Philadelphia native and graduate of Archbishop Ryan ommended after the state cut be more vocal and more visi­ Saturday; Variable cloudi­ High School, brings experience as a diver from tiie one meter $40 million from the universi­ ble,” she said. ness. 50 percent chance of board. A tneimber of the Blue Dolphins Club, ^ e is expected to ty’s budget. A non-binding referendum in showers and tiiunderstorms. come into her own with increased dive selection and skill. She support of a student government Highs in tiie mid to upper 60s. will msjjor in business. Memorial Constructed for had won overwhelming support Sunday; A chance of show­ Ware, also a talented diver out of Dalton. PA, is expected to Victims of Gainesville on campus when the students ers. Lows in the mid 40s, continue her atUetic career after diving at Abington High School. Slayings received memorandums inform­ highs near 60. She will round out an improved Drexel diving squad. She plans Gainsesville. FLa.______ing tiiem diat Uieir registrations Monday; Fair and cool. Lows to major in psychology. NSNS were held up because of the in tiie low 40s. Highs in the Drmel, which will compete in the North AUantic Conference Students at the University of blast investigation. upper 50s. as a second-year member of the league, loses Uiree seniors, Florida have transformed a cam­ Ih e American Civil Liberties Tuesday; Fair and cooler. including its MVP and reconl holder in distance, frees^ler Lori pus wall into a memorial to six Union has suggested tiie college Lowes in tiie upper 30s. Highs Schaeffer, fiom its 1991-92 R)s% classmates murdered over the is retaliating against the stu­ in the mid SOs. past two years. The students dents. It was unknown whetiier a

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Sundragon III finishes third in the American Tour de Sol Francis Wisniewski the mountains possibly cost the Digiacomo and Mike Macintyie, Adam Blyweiss team second place. electric engineer Nimesh Shah News Wunms The race was sponsored by and business major Christine In its tbird official race, the Northeast Sustainable Energy Clark finish out the team. Drexel’s Sundragon team fin­ Association. The race is an annu­ The vehicle measures five ished third in the American Tour al event that promotes solar- meters long, two meters wide, de Sol behind Villanova and powered and solar-assisted elec- and just over one meter high, and Virginia Tech. The race was Uical vehicles. Usually consist­ weighs under 500 pounds. A from May 18-22 between ing of commuter-type cars, the three-wheeled design, the car has Albany, NY and Brookline, MA. race has been expanded to a lightweight monocoque chassis After the first day, the include cross-continental racers made of woven and unidirection­ Sundragon team was in second of the type used in GM Sunrayce al carbon fibers with a vinyl place. On the second day the USA. ester matrix. course was mostly mountainous. According to Steven In 1990, Sundragon I finished Halfway through the course, they Digiacomo, both the team and lllh out of 32 entries in the 11- had to put Sundragon III on a the competition were surprised day, 1,641-mile GM Sunrayce, trailer tecause it wasn’t getting by the car’s performance. The the largest for solar-powered enough power to climb the team knew the shortcomings of vehicles ever held in this coun­ mountains. the cells but were happy with try. The car was awarded second On day three, the team their performance. place for design excellence by switched to the solar cells from Under the guidance of two the U.S. Department of Energy Sundragon I instead of the cells Drexel faculty members, 8 stu­ for its unique shape, described from Sundragon II which they dents have been designing and by one news wire service as “a had been using, resulting in a building the car since last fall. dragonfly with a solar panel for good day. The Sundragon I cells Dr. Michel Barsoum, from the wings.” delivered approximately four Material engineering Department Drexel is one of 36 schools times the power as Sundragon II in die advisor. The leader is Paul that will be competing next June cells. On day four, they were Ciccone and Debbie Grofcsik is in Sunrayce ’93. Sponsored by allowed bonus laps around a race the driver. Other students are the U.S. Department of Energy, Eveningwtar modeled by student Donna Craig rexet security reports: Drexel security received,jpf First Team in voting conducted The school’s leader in career draw controls. She departs as 6 Thefts anonymous telepltone call 1itat< by the Women’s Lacrosse ground balls with 193 and career Drexel’s all-time leading scorer • 200 block’34th street ing that there was a flg;ht on ^ Coaches Association. She is the interceptions (49), she is second with an impressive ISO goals and • Academic Building second floor of the Myeirs d^> first Drexel lacrosse athlete to behind senior sensation Beth 32 assists in 59 career games. • US N. 34th street mitory. The callcr stated that receive regional and national Carbo in career blocks (51). Armsttong, a 5-4 attack player • ‘^ ’’ lot one of the individuals involve recognition in the 10-year histo­ Mastrocola also stars as a starter from Media, PA (Marple • “D” lot in the fight had a gun. The ry of the program. “The spotlight on the women’s field hockey Newtown High School), finished • 200 block N. 34Ui street callcr’s claims did not pan out, and accolades don't usually fall team. She is a former All-East the 1992 season as the Lady 1 Motor Vehicle Theft however, and the (all was di$> on defensive players,” Drexel Coast Conference and team Dragons’ second-leading scorer • “C’Hot missed as a prank. Head Coach Dipi Bhaya said, unsung hero selection in with 39 goals and eight assists 2 Burglaries “but Beth Masti-ocola has turned laaosse. for 47 points. In 15 games she • 3300 block Arch street I Atteniiptcd heads through her consistent and Two of Mastrocola’s team­ tallied 19 ground balls, three • 33(X) blodc Powelton avenue 'Robbe^ ',: aggressive play. She has been mates senior Lee Mullray- interceptions, one block and six 1 Atten^ted Robbery A student was invaluable to our program, and Rowan and sophomore Mandy draw controls. She scored six • “R’Mot ^proached by an I’m happy to see her talent and Aimstrong, were also honored as goals in a 13-5 win over Lehigh 1 Vandalism I individual/wl hard work rewarded on this members of the 1992 University and five goals in a • Calhoim Hall entering his vehicle in th^ level. “ Pennsylvania Regional All- 13-5 win versus Ursinus, and 5 Disorderly Conducts parking lot. The $us A 5-8 junior defensive player, American Honorable Mention recorded the game-winning goals •Myers Hall requested the.student’s Mastrocola was a 15-game team. Mullray-Rowan, a 5-7 in Drexel victories over UMBC • 33rd and t*oweltoa avenue the student'did not conq>ly. starter for her Drexel team which senior attack from West Chester, and Northwestern. Armstrong • 3400 block Baring street suspect struck the posted the best record (10-5) in PA (Radnor High School), led currently ranks third on Drexel’s • Creese Student Center fled. TTie student the school's history. In 737 min­ all Drexel scorers with 44 goals all-time scoring list with 69 •KeUyHall sionstothekneeand utes she tallied a team-best 15 and 10 assists for 54 total points. goals in 31 games played and is blocks, 44 ground balls and 18 She scored a season-best six now fourth in career total points Hazard Bnrglai^ interceptions. Offensively she goals in a 20-8 win over with 83 (69 goals 14 assists). A pothole d^eloped at 33rd I Two $tU' ^ I ^ k e t streets last Friday, I entered; . iresulting in two injuries. The three foot deep pottole caused 3300 bloclt o; a hubc^ from, a vehicle to fly Powelton early in the iQOTn into the air, nearly missing a and heard noises coming finom faculty member who was the first tloor. They le a tji^, iiyured while diving to 9void it. apartment and alerted :£)r<^er: Later Friday an airborne hubcap security. The Philadelphia struck a student, causing a 4-5 Police arrived and searched tlie inch cut in the student’s leg. apartment, but found no iniriid<' The student required medical ers. It was discovered tbat a treatment forthe cut. ^ e r a was missing.

Dlsoi^«fly Thefts ft'om Auto Conducls The passenger side windowi A figbt ji^oke out of a car parked in the “E” lot at the end of a was smashed and a gym bag social iifURCtion in containing sneakers and clothes the Creese Student Center, was taken. around 1:00 a.m. Several peo­ Drexel security discovered ple were involved in the tight, the driver’s side door open to a but no Qft|. was injured. The car parked in the ”D” lot,, A matter jpight be reviewed by gym bag containing clotbe^ ipid J l||c i^ ^ a wallet was stolen. The senior eUut g(fi, the buubeaptng o f the corner of 32nd and Chestnut. JERKV 0 ’HARA/7)a Tkianolb I^Ptexel^tcurity Qbserve4 no signs trffoycM enti». 4 • The Triangle • May 29,1992

German shepard scares away scam artist; Drexel debates abortion students cautioned on answering doors Continued from page I al further questions from the M. Scott Smith the residence and claimed to be [for these types of crimes],” said law “never requires one person audience about the accuracy of News Wnrmt delivering a pizza. The resident Sue Minnis, President of the to make any kind of sacrifice to Strossen's claim. A long-time community resi­ began to open the door to Powelton Village Civic save even the life of another The debate also brought up dent at the 3500 block of explain that no pizza was Association. The suspect is person." the subject of sex education in Hamilton Street almost became ordered. At this point the man described as a young man Howeveri Schlafly replied schools. Schlafly said that “It is the victim of a scam artist this started to force his way through approximately 18 years of age. that “being pregnant is not very wrong... to demand that in past weekend, but the resident's the door, but stopped abruptly Drexel students should take cau­ under any circumstances a life a public school that you have German shepherd dog prevented upon seeing a German shepherd. tion when answering their doors threatening incidence.” some kind of right to come and a crime from occurring. Ilie man dropped the pizza box and should be aware that poten­ The history of the Catholic teach fornication to other peo­ A man disguised as a Drexel and fled. tial assailants might be in dis­ Church's stand on abortion was ple's children." Pizza delivery boy approached “Students are prime targets guise. brought up several times. Strossen replied by saying Strossen said that before the that if education is restricted Victorian era “even the position “teenagers [would be] denied of the Roman Catholic information about their health." church... was that the soul did “I believe that [Schlafly] is not become eminent and there­ entitled to her own views of fore it was not a crime to have morality... I certainly wish she W A N T E D : ^ ^ ^ an abortion before the 'point of would not impose her views of quickening."' morality on the rest of us," said This comment brought sever­ Strossen.

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Editorial Page Editor Adam Blyweiss A need for real computer literacy A friend of mine told me restarted the machine and did it These might include: MacWrite, Breaking a prom ise about a few incidents in which himself. FileMaker, Microsoft Excel, he was recently involved con­ I understand that students start dBase, Lotus 1-2-3, Word­ Have you ever gone back home after an extended stay cerning Macintosh computers. college with many levels of com­ Perfect, XWindows, UNIX, MS- here at Drexel to find your family has started using your Specifically, other people not puter expertise. I know some DOS, OS/2, and/or Apple old room to store stuff? knowing basic Macintosh func­ Drexel students with experience System 7.0. Programming would You feel violated. Cramped. A stereotypical feeling of tions. in various computer flelds like not be included since not all being unwelcome in or forgotten by your own household. network installation, some who positions require it (i.e., you It’s your room, you should be the final arbiter of whether had never used Macintoshes (or don’t need to program if you’re a IBM PCs) until they came here, cons (ruction worker). or not others can come in and literally invade your private some who didn’t touch a com­ The test should be available at space. puter until three months into any time during a Drexel stu­ Compare this familiar scenario to the recent takeover of their freshman year. I know stu­ dent’s career. Because of the third-floor office space in MacAlister Hall by the Survey dents who still don’t have their variety of hardware and soft­ Research Center under the aegis of the Drexel administra­ Incredibly, Drexel students own Mac and get by with ware, it would probably be best tion. are required to have access to a Korman Center and Rush if the test were written. Failure to Although the administration owns and operates Macintosh, yet some still do not Building equipment show adequate computer abilities know how to use it. Furthermore, With a huge amount of tech­ with such computer systems MacAlister and the Creese Student Center, they have tra­ nowhere in Drexel’s microcom­ nology on campus, a gung-ho could result in ineligibility for ditionally promised good portions of both buildings to puter and academic policies does pro-computer attitude among co-op, advancement to the next Drexel students for their own use and association with it state that students must have a students and faculty, and basic year of college, or graduation. various student groups. One of the most prevalent areas of working knowledge of this or computer instruction offered Is this unnecessary? Harsh? student use — much like your parents letting you have any computer platform. through Korman Center mtoring, Some students, especially those your own room — is the third floor of MacAlister. This week, my friend Jeff and freshman orientation, and regular with lots of computer experi­ Creating administrative offices in conference rooms just I were working on a group pro­ classes, I fmd it appalling that ence, might deem it so. But, ject. One night we got to talking there are still students who don’t recently used by groups like the Association of Business compare it to our physical educa­ about how people use their com­ know an icon from an icepick. tion requirement or the swim­ Excellence, PRSSA, and GLBD tells students, “You can’t puters. He told me about these Were these three students to ming test that schools like meet here anymore.” Doesn’t the administration realize two students in his dorm who attempt to enter the work force, I Drexel, Bryn Mawr, and that, unless there is sufficient space for student groups and asked him for help with their doubt employers would want to Princeton require you to pass in their activities, fewer and fewer students will want to or be Macs. They both talked about spend time teaching them ele­ order to graduate. Just get it over able to join these groups and use ever-shrinking facilities? their computers so gravely that mentary Mac functions. with as soon as possible. Then This now-familiar formula of non-communication and he thought their problems were If Drexel claims to be King of you’ll know you have basic com­ serious: a virus, maybe a hard reduction of privileges presented by the Drexel adminis­ the MacHill, how come we have puter essentials for business, and drive crash. students like this? Are Drexel you’ll never have to worry about tration adds up, in this case, to the breaking of a promise To make a long story short, students so apathetic that they it again. as old as the Creese-MacAlister complex itself. We now one student didn’t know how to don’t pay attention to instruction The consequences of failing fear that once student conference roonns are exhausted as a make a new document in needed for co-op and beyond? or not taking such a test should viable source of administrative office space, the offices of MacWrite. For most Mac users, Are Drexel teachers and support give students the motivation to the student organizations themselves will be targeted next. such a task is only a menu selec­ staff too boring or too caught up uuly attempt to learn such vital If you are concerned about keeping student organization tion or a Command-N away. The in jargon to effectively help the software and hardware on their space in the hands of students, or if you wish for better other student simply wanted to common student? Are tutor ses­ own and in their classes. They copy a file from thefa- hard drive sions in vital programs like communication between the students and the administra­ should also give instructors a to a floppy disk. Jeff actually had MacWrite and Lotus 1-2-3 that hint as to why students take their tion on this issue, please stop by the offices of The to drag the file fi^om one window bad? classes — to learn appropriate Triangle in 3010 MacAlister. We’ll give you information to another for them because they Drexel needs to revamp its technology, to pass their class on how to tell the administration that you want a choice as didn't know it was a standard academic and/or microcomputer and the proficiency test, and to whether or not you want their stuff in your room. If you procedure for moving files policies so nobody is left behind allow themselves advancement want to contact the administration directly about this prob­ between disks. like this in the future. In regards in the University and the busi­ lem, here’s the person to write to: Jeff also mentioned a third to this, an idea I’ve had for some ness world. student who got locked out of time now would be to create a I'm suiprised that Drexel has their Mac after forgetting a pass­ computer proficiency test that allowed such cases of computer word for a screen-saver exten­ would make sure Drexel students illiteracy to slip through the Provost Dennis Brown sion. A simple troubleshooting graduate with basic technical cracks. When it comes to com­ Chair of the Space Committee procedure that most Mac owners skills necessary for emplbyment puter instruction, the University Main Building, First Floor use turns off all extensions on a in virtually any field. must drop this show-off “com­ Drexel University startup or restart when the Shift Such a test would measure puter vendor" image and start 32nd & Chestnut Sts. key on the keyboard is held student performance with soft-, serving the technological needs Philadelphia, PA 19104 down. The student, however, ware packages, operating sys­ of the students it consistently didn't know about this, and tems and computer platforms pushes towards success in co-op couldn't use their Mac until Jeff designed for the business world. and beyond. The Triangle • May 29,1992 • 7 Hackney and Student Congress at fault A real farew ell for stifling p|e^>||Bnterprising students 'colum n' I feel the need lo tie up some Triangle' fSi thrf saife size' and organizations from advertising in tion, and to Diana Hackney in For five years 1 have read the loose ends before I graduate. distribution, and student groups The Disseminator. Later, Vice particular, it is something that is final columns from many indi­ First, I would like to say that I could have saved if they were President for Student Life to be controlled. Hackney does a viduals at The Triangle. They still have my original Drexel ID allowed to advertise there. While Richard Woodring told his staff good job of it, too. As much as I have been thought-provoking, card from almost five years ago. business students were learning not to advertise there either. think Student Congress is a poor ironic, sentimental, hopeful, With that out of the way, I about the advantages of a free These groups could have saved excuse for student government, I even short and succinct. would like to hit on one thing market. Student Congress was money — and helped students in must give most of the credit for However, no one has ever said eliminating it. an independent enterprise — but their incompetence to Hackney. Even more important than they chose not to. She controlled President Joseph that, the advertising ban worked In addition, the Creese staff Mascaro, and she will most like­ to stifle student entrepreneurship. made sure that it was as difficult ly control President-elect Robyn For a while, we had a bunch of for us as possible to distribute Gershenoff. Gary Rosenzweig Drexel students who were will­ the papers on campus. If there were two things that I Anthony Burokas ing to work hard on their own — Why? What were we doing could change before 1 leave that still bothers me about the with no help from the University that was so horrible? We were Drexel, the first would be to get what 1 believe are the most pro­ past few years. at all — to make Drexel a better students having a good time, a new Dean of Students. found words about college. The reason that The D is­ place. The Disseminator was a learning, improving Drexel — Hackney is not concerned about “College is the opportunity to seminator folded was money; we learning experience for myself what was wrong with that? education or student life. She is get your hands into everything.' didn’t have enough. The main and many others. It was part of You think that Drexel would only concerned about control and College’s classes, books and reason that we didn't was my Drexel education. have jumped on The Dissem­ personal gain. tests are only a tiny part of the because Student Congress creat­ What did the University do to inator as a PR piece. They could I’ve seen her in action ever total learning experience. ed a restriction that prohibited help this co-curricular learning have pointed out how enterpris­ since she got here. I’ve given her You may learn to live on your any student group from advertis­ activity? Nothing. That was ing Drexel students are, or how hiore than a few chances before own, deal with people face-to- ing anywhere else but The okay ; we didn't ask for any help. active the campus was as evi­ forming this opinion. Her pres­ face, and do household things Triangle. What did the University do to denced by the presence of two ence here is a black eye to higher like laundry and cooking. For one thing, this wasted lots stifle this co-cunricular learning student newspapers. education. If you work for your own of student money. The ad rates in activity? Lots. First, Congress Apparently, Drexel really The second thing that I would spending money, you learn the The Disseminator were far advisor Diana Hackney pushed doesn’t care about student change would be my picture on acute value a dollar. cheaper than those of The Congress into forbidding student involvement. To the administra­ my ID card. The administrative system (or bureaucracy) at any college has incredible parallels to real life. Covering tough issues — so nobody sees them Learning your way through this A little while ago, I had a approached the small church. In Just watch The Environmental fare hotel costs the government system will give you a head start really interesting dream. There the middle of the stcnm, the roof President at work. He loves the $1300 to $1500 a month. The in most any job situation. was this little church in the coun­ began to sway and shake. Under environment so much he likes to owners of these hotels rake in Traveling to school relates try. It was a small church that the the stress, the weakened beams share it with everyone, especial­ millions of dollars as a result. well to daily work commuting. town had worked together to collapsed. The town’s little ly those wanting to rape it for Private organizations can Trying to travel through a major build. One of the Little House on church was utterly destroyed. casts. Sure, laugh at stupidity like offer medical services, food and city for an entire year, without the Prairie-type churches that But this was only a dream. this, but it’s determining the fate shelter much cheaper and more going bankrupt in the process, is Stuff like this can’t happen in of our society. And it involves efficiently than the government. very educational. real life. Can it? I think the better lots and lots of white paint. Should we stop letting the gov­ But most importantly, there response would be, stuff like this South Africa is another area ernment handle the problems? are many student groups that stu­ shouldn’t happen in real life. of good appearance. Maybe the Or should we make the govern­ dents can join. Far too many But, shamefully, it does. The blacks and whites seem to be ment accountable for our money freshmen just "go to class." They world concentrates on a superfi­ more legally equal, but how tunning their machine? Stand up miss the most beneficial aspect cial image, while beneath that equal is a group monetarily and point out the white paint. of college life. was a school during the week strong, self-reliant surface, enslaved to another? The only In teaching criminals and con­ I’ve learned that all groups and a place for town meetings everything is in utter decay. jobs available to the black com­ victs to reform their lives and should all be subject to one when they needed to have them. In America, we have no such munity are those working for think about the harm that they important question: “What’s in it It was one of the centers of life thing as racism. It just doesn’t whites, for very small salaries. have brought society, we lock for me?” But this is not selfish. for the little town. exist. We’ve ignored it far too The benevolent white folks deem them up and make them await My girlfriend would not give In the middle of the church long, letting our cities become it a kind act when that needy their newly determined death. up Gamma Sigma Sigma for was a big wood-burning stove. ethnically sectioned and afraid to black man is hired to work eight Sure, we forgive them, as they anything. She told me of the During the cold months, the look outside our own cultural hours doing hard physical labor roast under thousands of volts or friends she has made, the smiles stove would be on to keep the heritage. It does not surprise me for a few dollars. Equality, you writhe after an injection. of the people she has helped or school warm. One night, the that a jury of twelve Americans bet! Apartheid over, you bet! Why can’t love conquer the visited, the clean areas of teacher left thinking the stove can make the decision that one An eyewitness wrote a letter hate of the criminal? Maybe I am Philadelphia she has helped cre­ fire was out. In the middle of the jury did that fateful day in Los to Cornerstone Magazine too optimistic, but I think it is ate and the warm feeling inside night, the stove caught on fire Angeles. And it does not surprise explaining the terrible conditions because we don’t let it. We think all these works give her. Those again and started a fire in the me either that people decided to found in the squatter camps of the situation looks good enough are very sound answers. church. Before the townspeople riot in opposition. the black workers. She also the way it is and are unable to I was in SPA for four years. could put out the fire, much of The problem is each and wrote that the South African reach in and work to change it. What was in it for me? I made the inside was burnt and the out­ every one of us. Fugazi sings, government, which promised not In examining our lives, we the advertising for all SPA side had been stained by smoke. “We are all bigots filled with to forcibly remove people from tend to see a happy and eventful events, and now some ads reside The town held an emergency hatred." And for those of us their homes, recendy bulldozed life, filled with purpose and in my portfolio. All events I had meeting to decide what to do who believe that we are not, it’s several houses down, leaving meaning. But beneath the sur­ a part in bringing to campus about the damage. Like most time to make decisions that do four thousand people homeless. face, we are pain and anguish. were free for me. And I made small towns, this one had little more than make the situation just She claims that in South Africa, We must look beneath our super­ some of my best friends, both in money to spend on repairs. look better. “white” newspapers report on ficial perceptions and deal with and out of school, in SPA. Someone proposed that the burnt Environmental problems are the progress of racial relations who we are and our pain. We I urge people to get their beams be replaced with new one of the biggest concerns in while “black” newspapers report reject those who claim to help hands into everything. Everyone ones and the church be nearly this area. Huge corporations go tragedies like this one every day. for superficial reasons — “Those needs to get involved because, if rebuilt. That plan was going to to seminars about the environ­ Just slap on a little paint, give us religious people aren’t cool, I you are going to screw up, col­ take a lot of money, money that ment. Rather then speaking what we want to hear, and life can’t believe in something that lege is the place to do it. was needed for other things. about recycling, stopping toxic will be better. doesn’t give me a good image.” Generally, what happens here Someone else suggested that the waste, or eliminating pollution, Some people believe that the And what image are we really stays here. It is part of the learn­ smoke stains be painted over, so corporations learn how to give money to effectively fix left with? Stripped away to lie ing experience. everything would look okay. themselves a “green” image America’s homeless situation is naked, and others concenuating But there are rules and regula­ Soon, it was decided that this without changing their existing available. The problem is with on their images walk away tions that will make you would be done. The paint came, policies. The Exxon Valdez oil bureaucracy. Jonathan Kozol instead of caring. accountable for your actions, and the townspeople worked spill was not a great environ­ reports in Rachel and Her What is real? Are we believ­ should they be poorly managed. together as they fixed the church. mental tragedy, but a simple case Children that housing a family ing the truth, or that white paint Beyond that, though, school is Later on, a great storm of mishandled public relations. of four in a New York City wel- as we crumble below? the place to try it all. Get active in an organization and uy some ideas out. In many cases, they can benefit everyone involved This week in... and help your career. If you belong to only one organization, or even none at all, Beaver Boy Comics you are missing the most hectic, worrisome, brain-tattering, fun, adrenaline-pumping, exciting Adventures in l\/lagnetism with Asparagus times of your life. Have some fun. Get involved. Get your PLUS enter the first-ever Beaver Soy trivia contest for a valuable prize! hands into everything. 8 • The Triangle • May 29,1992 Quayle’s TV theories not needed in U.S. politics Ladies and gentlemen! The country is facing economic diffi­ forum to the portrayal of a tele­ Quayle himself since he will Is this what you want to hear? stupidest political issue to hit the culty, our educational system is vision character. He has to make soon be unemployed, and the Our government believes that prus is currently being forced going down the tubes, and our decisions in many important only thing he seems to have mas­ this gaibage is what we want to upon us by just about every world is suffering from starva­ areas which will affect the lives tered as Vice President is the hear during an election year. major publication! Wbat is mak­ tion and a lack of basic of literally millions of citizens. ideology behind this Murphy Let’s just hope for our sakes that ing headline news all across the resources. In this election year, Whether you like what the guy Brown controversy. this is not true, or one day nation, besides Johnny Carson’s our Vice President goes on pub­ does or not, I certainly give him In closing, let’s take Dan Brandon Walsh from Beverly lic record and wastes the time of more credit than, let’s say, Siskel Quayle and the whole political Hills 90210 may just become G lobal American citizens by condemn­ and Ebert in terms of judging sector of society out of the issue. President one day. Now there is ing a fictional television charac­ presentable characters in the Do you as the public really care? a truly frightening thought! ter who represents the reality of mass media. this age! I can see it now. My son com­ Notes on a contest. Congress Ari Waller Now don’t get me wrong. My ing home from school and say­ personal philosophies tend to ing, “Hey Dad! Were you really Altoona: Home ofo f the the school.) final episode? Not the tragedies agree with Quayle’s dis^proval around during the Murphy Grammatically Challenged. Drop off your slogans at The and riots that have recently of a child growing up without a Brown Controversy of 1992T’ It Altoona... a City? Triangle, 3010 MacAlister. sacked Thailand, but the life father. I’m not sure I would want would be a nightmare to think Altoona: Where Life Comes Mark them “DU SLOGAN decisions that Murphy Brown my own daughter to think of this that this might be a portrayal of to a Standstill. CONTEST.” If you want, you makes in a fictional program. as an optional lifestyle. wbat was important during this Altoona is where I live, and can mail them to The Triangle, llie amount of press and c«n- However, Murphy Brown is not brief week in history. Next, there these are slogans suggested for 32nd & Chestnuts Sts. Phila­ motion that has resulted from a political issue. will probably be a class here at the city by some of its citizens. If delphia, Pa 19104. television's portrayal of an President Bush must have got­ Drexel: S999, “The Political For awards. I’ll give some unwed mother is nothing less ten a good laugh when he was Impact of Murphy Brown." This DUFS pizzas to the best three than an embarrassment. Our asked to respond in a public will probably be taught by writers because I always have money left over. Ed-Op Policy * * * Francis Wisniewski I wrote a column last week in Ih e Editorial & Opinion pages are intended to be a fotum for all members of the Drexel community to express which I said that student tbeir opinions on issues related to tbe Univeisity, Philadelphia and the worid at large. you have ever been there, they congress didn’t do anydiing this The Triangle welcomes letters to the Editor and guest columns as an opportunity to better express the views of really describe the city. An year. President J.P. Mascaro told the U niversity. Altoona Mirror columnist, me that it sounded like I was T» bepmbUshed, tetters or columns must be signed and include a phone number. Names will be withheld upon Michael Race, started a contest whining; I wasn’t. n qnest Submissions from students should include major and year of graduation; submissions from University to find a slogan to best suit tbe I asked him if student employees should include position at the University. If the Editorial Page Editor and the writer concur, a guest city. I am challenging the citi­ congress had done anything that colim m st may be considered for a regular (bi-weekly) column after one submission. zens of the Drexel University I didn’t write about. He didn’t Letten should be typed, double-spaced, and no longer than one and a half pages. Columns should be no more than community to come up with slo­ add anything but he did say that three pages, double spaced. If possible, it would be greatly appreciated if all submissions could be turned in as gans for similar reasons. they did ‘stuff’ that would bene­ M acW rite docum ents. If we can fmd a decent slogan, fit student congresses five years Letters and columns express only tbe authoi's views and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Triangle o r I will submit it to the Pablic from now. Drexel University. Relations Department to use in Two points: (I) Shouldn’t stu­ A ll su b m isd o iis w ill b e c o n sid e red , b u t The Triangle docs not guarantee that a submission will be printed. promoting the University to dent congress be woridng for the 1h* THangle re se rv e s th e r ig h t to e d it fo r sp ac e, g ra m m a r, a n d cla rity . incoming students. (I will accept students, not congress itself? (2) Tbe deadline for a letter or column is the Wednesday before publication at S p.m. Mail submissions to the atten- "insulting" slogans, too. We Should our money benefit fuhire tioil of the Editorial Page Editor, The Triangle, 32nd and Chestnut Streets, Philadelphia, PA, 19104. Submissions need to find some way to tell the students or current students — may also be dropped off in person at our office in room 3010 MacAlister Hall, 33rd and Chestnut Streets. administration how to improve meaning us?

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Sponsored by the De.an of Students, Office of Student A ctivities The Triangle • May 29,1992 • 9 Diplomatic diagnosis II: Is Bush high on Halcion? Why is George Bush, million­ ideas and passed them strongly weariness is due to intense frus­ doomed Democratic policy — Symptom three is his loss of aire extraordinare, absolutely through the American bowels — tration with seeing an adminis­ the Great Society. This man memory, starting with life at the nuts? Well, I guess a lot of peo­ the media. tration so very lost. If Bush real­ maintains such keen reflexes. CIA, then the Iran/Conura scan­ ple have their own theories. Real It took only three years, the ly wants lasting jobs for Returning to the diagnosis of dal and now, perhaps, those pre­ theories, not bandwagon bash­ influence of the leaders of every Americans, then he’s got to lead obvious symptoms from Halcion war Iraqi arms deals. ing. Last week, I began one of major industrialized nation, 160 the U.S. and the world in devel­ — number two is Bush’s inabili­ Symptom number four is loss mine. Poor George is a victim of countries approaching the world oping sustainable environmental ty to keep anything down. of feeling. You can come up environmental bargaining table, industries. Last week, my col­ Puking on Japan’s Prime with some good examples here if severe public pressure, and umn spoke of the logger as an Minister may simply have been you’re the angry voter. I’m sure enough scientific research to endangered species, citing indus­ from too much sake, but more a boatload of Haitians could say sink an island for Bush to decide try automation and overseas likely this is a warning of a dys­ something, too; then again, two weeks ago to sit in functional metabolism. they’re not Americans. Bush has R i c k B o y l e on the United Nations Here we have a tangible never really felt the deep and Earth Summit Confer­ "Perhaps Bush even moonlights symptom indicative of dirty problems of racial tension, Halcion — a sleeping aid with ence, convening next the doped fool’s crisis. inner-city neglect, nationwide reported side effects ranging week in Rio. So what if as a pusher, drugging his cabinet After swallowing the economic disparity and more, from anxiety to psychosis. the U.S. was last to and advisors so they can sleep cake of the Gulf War, though they have been consistent I admit that my evidence may RSVP? Bush prefers to Hussein, the slaughter of predicaments. But it wasn’t till need rounding out. I’m not even be fashionably late. through world events." Kurds, and pre-war arms after an urban war that Bush sure when he got his first fix. His This historic confer­ deals keep repeating on started “talking with the folks.” use of Halcion was known pub­ ence is an important him. Bush never man­ Other symptoms abound, but licly after his illness in Japan, global first step toward cleaning competition as some forces aged to hold down too much. He that’s enough for my theory. I’m but who’s to say he didn’t slip the stinking messes of the world fighting against the worker. But upchucked many of his party’s not exactly a certified quack, but some before then, trying to rest and ensuring the future sustain­ beyond those factors, these jobs ideologies, defense spending in addition to suggesting Bush peacefully at night? Perhaps ability of not only America, but are finite. With forests soon came back up as a gloppy and take a permanent rest from poli­ Bush even moonlights as a push­ Earth and all her inhabitants. gone, many jobs will follow. massive budget deficit (Reagan tics, I am prescribing for you er, drugging his cabinet and And our President, sponge- Furthermore, soil erosion from spoon-fed him that one), he sim­ unfortunate individuals who advisors so they can sleep bathed by Big Business' sophis­ today’s cutting ultimately hurts ply gagged on the gag rule, and rally behind the madman (a vic­ through world events. It’s also ticated lobby groups, managed to the fanning and fishing indus­ in cleansing his palate with the tim in your own right of some­ quite possible that all of this is force every country on the planet tries. 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Index Apartments Apartments Apartments Apartments The Triangle Classifieds are sepa One n n n j, litd n iaii avail, in 2 bedroom apt. Four Bedroom House. 509 N. 35th SI. at House to Rent S. 27th St., City side of south A pl.^325 Spring Garden-Large renovaled Spacloiu, yel cozy tivlngroom w/wall unit, Spring Garden. Inexpensive gas heal, finished S t bridge. Oile 3-bdrm: washer/dryer, cable 2 bedroom, tile bath, W/W carpeting, fresh rated into 10 available classifica­ wAw carpet. Large kit. hw noor. LoU of win- wood floors, security bats, two ceramic baths, hookup. Condition ejcellent. Available Sept, paint. (1 student 450) (2 - 485) (3-510) heal tions in the order below. If you can­ dowi, FREE Hoiueplantil 34Ui and Hamillon. contemporary, kitchen, washer A dryer, yard + l.S82i/mo. Call Linda: 544-1359732/ included. Call Ray 222-6162 -ow ner next basement. Available now. $1300.- Call door/30/______not find a beading, there are no ads All utilitiei incl. except elec. Avail June or Two Bedroom aparlmeni at 34th and Baring July toend of Aug.t, option (o renew. Call 386-6722./3I/______of that type in this week's newspa St. OutiUndIng Condition. Wall to Wall car­ Center Cily Townhonses for Renl-3 and 4 Michele. 222-0820. Lvinii«732/______Six bedroMn 3 bath Rowhouse, big kitchen, peting. fully equipped kitchen, laundry, BBQ BR, diningroom, gardens, easy parking, walk per. One Bedroom Apt. for Rent. 112 N.34th St. living room, pool table, 3 fridges, newly reno­ and Patio. Avail. mid-June. S650/monlh, heal to campus, washer/dryer, avail. Sept. 1 5950 Apartments $475/ino. Includes all utilitiei. A crou from vated. Available Sept. 1—$1200/month + util- and hot water included. 387-4266. /30/ andS1350 »848-5625./3l/______Towera & n u t to Drexel Security off. Call ilies. Call Mark at 235-7186733/______34*( Spring Garden SI. Emeleney. First Powellon Village. Baring SI. 370* BIk. S u b le ts Luke or Raj - 387-6070 Anytime or leave a 3312 HAMILTON ST. Efnciencies, one and floor. Inexpensive gas heat, new kitchen area, Spacious 2 Rm & Bath * Mod. Kit area. miiii. Avail. Immed. Good for 2 people.Ql/ R o o m m ates two bedrooms. From S299/mo. up. Heal, gas security bars, washer + Dryer in basement. Charming al $395/mo. Hot IC O incl. + Gas & F o r S ale Erricienc;, very clean, cathedral ceilings, and hot water included. All apartments have Perfect for one student. S300+ call Elect. Avail 7/1/92 Call for other selections. large bay windows, great view, laundry faciU- walk-in closets, lots of windows, walking dis- 386-6722^31 / CLAUDE BONIR/E 473-5900731/______W a n ted ties, cable ready, extremely close to campus. lance from school. 349-9429./31/______Aparlmeni for Renlll 2 Bedrooms, HW 34lh and Baring Si. 1,2. &3 bedroom Apts. S ervices Only $315 throuah Auaust '92./31/______Erriciencjr, very clean, cathedral ceilings, lloon, lots of closet space, huge rooms, bal­ Beautiful street Excellent security. Recently Help Wanted New Unique Renorallon 6 BR-4 bath- all large bay windows, great view, laundry facili­ cony, in quiet neighborhood. Looking to rent renovaled kitchens and baths. Spacious and Lost & Found new kitchen, D/W, 0/D, Washer/Dryer, ties, cable ready, extremely close to campus. starting July 1st. 1st mo.'s rent negotiable, bright. All avail. Sept. I. Rent includes heat. Central air. Gai heat, W/W, roof deck, 3Sth & Only $315 through August '92./31/______remaining months: S510/month. Call 947-9380./31/______Announcements Sprinii Garden. S12C0 ♦ 928-9845./36/ 387-0702,/31 / 3 BR 2 BTH 35XX Baring Large Apt. P erso n a ls 32 A Baring, 2 Bedrooms including heat Hage 2 Bedroom aparlmeni at 34th A Washer/dryer, microwave. Beautiful + quiet from S675. 6 month leases available. Franklin Baring SI. Entire 1st floor of secure bidg. block, separate entrance. $990 includes ulili- Rentals 382-RENT. CC & Art Area listings 3811 Baring SI. Four bedroom. 2 baths, Outstanding Condition. W/W carpeting. Large Ues. Call 387-7293./32Z______available./32/______Bi-Level. Renovated. New plumbing, new living room, fully equipped kitchen, sunny dining room, fireplace, laundry, BBQ and LARGE 2 bedroom apl - 3405 Baring St The deadline for placing a Several One Bedroom Apts. inc. heat near 33 electric. Large rooms. Dishwasher, WD, with huge eat-in kitchen living room, 2 full Pallo. Avail. mid-June S800/monlh, heat and classified ad is 5 p.m. the Tuesday & Baring. 6 month leases avail. 375/mo. $1050* 7 2 9 ^ 4 7 3 1 /______baths, great security. Perfect for 2 or 3 people! FrankHn Rentals 382-RENT. CC & Art Area hot water included. 387-4266. /30/______434 N. 34lh Si. Renovated 2 bedroom. Large Only S630/month and includes all utils. Call before the Friday you wish your ad listing available./32/______modern kitchen, large living room, private 39lh & Cheslnul, 4, 5, or 6 bedroom apart­ 386-1239. Available June after graduation. to appear. Seven Bedroom Houat. 3408 Spring Garden basement with washer + Dr)'er. Interior securi- ment, renovated, DW, ceiling fans, new /32/ ______kitchens, safe, secure student building. Forms must be completed in St. One off street parking space, inexpensive tv bars. $825-includes heat. 729-4644731/ 3631 Lancaster Are, Beautiful 2 BR luxury gas heat. Security ban, yard, basement, wash­ Starting at SlOOOftnonlh. June 1st or Sept. 1st. 3-4-5 & « bedroom houses from $630. SU A pt W/D. DW. AC, Gas heat, cable and all full, otherwise no guarantees will er & dryer, 2-1/2 baths. Available Call 727-6488 or 727-8490. /30/______month leases available. Franklin Rentals the exins. Quiet and secure. S825/tnonth. Call Mid-September. Nerds preferred. $1575. - be made. Writing should be legible. 382-RENT. CC & Art Area listings avail- 3311 Artli SI. Huge 2 bdrm, 2 bath, bi-level. 222-2625./32/______Call 38fr-«722731/ If there are no copies of the able732/ DW, carpet, intercom, walk-in closets. Includes heal and hot water. Avail Sept. I. Deal oT a Llfellme Newly renovaled house classified form available (this hap­ SlUOtoo. Call 222-2625./31/______3204 Powelton Ave. Approx $195pp for 7, 6 large bedrooms, living, dining full basement pens occaisionally), write your ad Powellon; Lovely 3 story lownhouse, 3+ BR, w/ washer/dryer. Call 387-4137 or on a full sheet of paper, and include Lerner Court Apartments 2-1/2 B, W/D, basement, fenced back yd, Lg 642-9I00./31/______LR/DR, nice kitchen. $800/mo.+. 399-0698. your name, organization, phone /30/______Powcllon: Lovely 3 story lownhouse, 3+ BR, 3409-15 Race St. 2-1/2 B. W/D, DW, bsmt, fenced back yd. Lg number, and student number if you M odern I BR ApL A must see. The bedroom LR/DR, Nice Kilch. $800/ mo + are a Drexel student, or your name, is a redesigned alcove with track lighting, plus 399-0698./32/______Save 25% on Summer Rentals an elevated bed complimented by a stairway! organization, address, and phone 10 tnin walk to campus, 5 min walk to Powellon Village secure, sunlit, 2B bilevel number if you are not a Drexel stu­ IB R -R eg $575 Now $432 Rittenhouse Sq. Call and leave message. 564- apartment, private deck, washer/d^er, no peU, 1509. /31/______S720 + utilities, available Sept 1, 878-2585 dent. Always make note of the date 2 B R -R eg $750 Now $563 eve/662-9350 davs731/______the ad was placed, which section 4Mh & Powellon. 2 bedroom apL W/D, DW, 3 B R -R eg $950 Now $713 yard, patio, alarm system, security bars, large Powellon Village secure, roomy 3B 1 -1/2 bath you wish the ad placed in, and bow kitchen, living room, beautiful recent rehab, bilevel apartment, fireplace, washer/dryer, pri­ S500t. 386-3569. Aug. or Sept. 13V______vate patio/yard, no pets. $840 + utilities, avail- long you want it to run and sign it. able Sept I. 878-2585 eve/«62-9350 davs./31/ In P erso n Call...886-9999 or 387-8686 | 37lh & Powellon. Large one Bedroom Apt. Third floor. S425 per month + gas + elec. Heat Drexel University - 33rd & Powellon Ave O u r office is 3010 M acA lister Hall. included. Available now. Call 387-6793 for vicinity. 2 renovated houses, 2 bedim, gas hi, patio, Nice, quiei block. Available immediate- M all info./31/______WHKRK S n DKM S WAM 1 () I J\ K! Iv and 9/1/92.675/mo.t Call 887-3045./34/ Our mailing address is: 4 - S Bathroom Apl. Wall-to-wall carpet, I 'ncoiiiiiionly Rcaiilil ul AfTordable Aparlmeni available one block The Triangle washer, dryer, dishwasher Secured. More. Historical Powcllon Villauc Call 3S6-9683./32/______from Kelly. Rent includes heat and hot water. Attn: Classifieds Manager Clean and safe, on Drexel security route. Just X N'liniitcs IVoin Divxci ('anipus Drexel University - Near Dorms - 3200 Newlv painted. Call 664-7779 /41/______32nd & Chestnut Sts. Block Summer SI. Renovated 6 bedroom (\'iiVL-niciU to IV'iiii TVo Bedroom Apt for rent, 3rd floor, newly Phila.,PA 19104. house. Gas heat, modern kitchen, w/d. Available 9/1/92 S1400/mo. * utils. Call rehabed. Oas heat, 40th & Baring, $450 + util­ F ax AfTordable Apartments at 887-3045./34/ ities, 386-1149 After 6 pm 891-9551730/ The Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935. If it is a paid ad a copy WEST VILLAGE of the check or money order should where we really care about residents DEAL OF A LIFETIME be faxed and the original should be Available for Summer and Fall mailed or dropped off in person. Newly Renovated House Spacious modem renovated and Bi-level 3 bedroom, spacious 3204 Powelton Ave. Costs & Limits reconditioned, one - two bed­ + good storage, 2.S baths, rooms w/w carpet, ceiling fans, W/D, DW, Cent. Air, HiEff DREXEL ADVERTISERS track lights, AC, conveinient Approx. $195 pp for 7. 6 large bedrooms, Cost: FREE. Execptions: personal gas heat, w/w carpet, 4-6 peo­ laundry facilities, $182 - ple, $220 - $325/i)erson living, dining, full basement w/washer/dryer businesses and apartments; normal $355^rson ad rates apply. Limits: 2 classified ads per person 4 bedroom, bilevels, 2 baths, townhomes, two bedrooms Call 387-4137 or 642-9100 with a 40 word maximum for each. high effeciency gas heat, AC w/lofts and Ibr w/patio, Personals have a 25 word maxi roomy, W/D, DW, roof decks, garage, 2.S baths, w/w carpet. mum. Ads will be edited for length yards, w/w carpet + hdwil, sec. W/D, DW, HiEff gas heat, if o v er lim its. systems, 4-6 people, $258 Cent. Air, sec. systems, 5-6 $32S^rson people, telejks in all rooms, O U T S ID E A D V E R T IS E R S $237-$284/peison Old and N ew C ast (per week) $3.50 for the first [Effifeciencies$350-$375. 25 words and $.15 for each word Spacious and C o z y thereafter (pre-paid). Tear sheets are $0.25 extra. V ictorian and C ontem porary Payment can be made by cash, mo ------W i s t Vii i.mu: ------o r check. 32iul Si. I'jul ol I’owclloii A \f Limits: there are no ad limits or (.liist down llu' l)l()ck (rom N illa^c l’i//u) word limits for paid classifieds. ( ;ill (215) 3.S7-.V^14 Additional Info 1(1-5 M on - 1 l i, \>c‘t.'kt'iui l)\ iippoinliiK'iif It tbere is a charge tor your advertisement, full payment must • Modern Bathrooms • Elevators be received befote the ad can run. • FuUy-equipped. Modern • Beautifully Landscaped Kitchens M ultiple ads with duplicate ^ p a Courtyard Houses & Apartments For Rent • Washer and Dryer in subjeclB will not be accepted unless • 24-hour Security System Every Aparlmeni • Fire Prevention System they are paid for or submitted on Call 662-1000 • Energy Efficient Heal • Choose From Over 30 disk. (MW, times font) 4 to 6 Bedroom Houses Available June or Sept $900 to $110(Vmo. Decks, Pumps Floor Plans No classifieds will be accepted W/D, DW, 2 Baths Sunny & Bright • Central Air Conditioning • Studios, I Bedroom, over the telephone. • Bow Windows 1 Bedroom With Study, Large 1 Bedroom 3713 Lancaster Ave. Sunny & Bright W/D, Yaid, Cancellations & Corrections: • Plush Wall-to-Wall 2 Bedroom. From S41S. $55Q/mo. Ads may be cancelled or collected Carpeting by notifing the classifieds staff in 1 Bedroom Carriage House Loft 39tb.& Baring Deck. W/D. DW $370/mo. Th« Coiirta , Open 1(M, S*IK m Pawdlon Avt. Sal. . writing or by phone by the 5 pm Large, Luxury 2 Bedroom 3808 Hamilton S t Central Air All Appliances. Yaid Tuesday deadline. No refunds will $ 6 4 « m o . be given for cancelled ads. Renovated, managed and owned by The Philadelphia Construction Co., • 3622 Peari St.. Phladelpliia. PA Call 662-1000 The Triangle • May 29,1992 • 13

Apartments Sublets Sublets Roommates Roommates 43XX Balllm orc - Modern 2 bedtoom 3rd Summer Sublet with option to renew in Aug. I BR Apt for sablet. 33rd and Powelton. Roommate needed Immediately through floor ipirtment on trolley line. Septrate Single Apt.; HeM/KT WTR INCL 3416 Race W/W carpet, access to W/D, M C * ceiling Orsduate houiemate waoted. summer, inconveniently located house on entrance. Private wuher, dryer, refrigerttor. St. 350/mo. Great location ft SAFE! Call fan. Modern w/good security and upkeep. One bedroom in 3 bdrm ipt. 3310 Arch St. Powelton Ave. Recently remodemized. 2 full S550+ Call Anne Putnam 546-5S7J or STEPHANIE » 222-3515(eve's) for more Rent U $500 (negot) Call 243-0412. t i V ____ $260/mo. ♦ uMliUes. Call Ania 642-9302731 / baths, kitchen, livingroom ft 4 bedrooms. Rent: S200/mo. * utilities. Call Ann at 836-7133./32/______1 or 3 Male or Female non-emoklng room- 33rd h Powelton. Quiet 1 bedroom apart­ 78

B e a u t i f u l a p a r t m e n t s i n g r a c i o u s , Carriage Lane Twnhses - 3 Brm w/ RESTORED VICTORIAN BUILDINGS Garage or 4 Brm Avail March June or Sept ART MUSEUM 15th to 23RD MODERN KITCHENS, TILE BATHS, LAUNDRY Security Sysytem - Garage - Air IBR and 2BR Apts. Beautiful restorations with original FACILmES, HEAT INCLUDED. Con(ditioning NOW FROM S1400 / mo features. W/D, F/P, new kitchens E xcellent Security an d balhs. 3629 Lancster Huge 3 Brm - 2 Bth Bilvl Apt PARKING AVAILABLE $435.+to $895.+ O w n e d a n d m a n a g e d b y c o m m u n h y r e sid e n ts Sec. System - C.A. - W&D PROPERTY MANAGEMENT GROUP Avail June S1275 / mo 232-6770 EPFECIENaES f r o m $ 3 2 0 27th & South One Bedrooms f r o m $ 4 1 5 A Safer Area -10 mins. to Campus DREXEL AREA APARTMENTS Two B e d r o o m s f r o m $ 6 0 0 (Near Springfield Distr.) NOW 2Brms from Three Bedrooms FROM $ 8 5 0 S675 Studio, 1&2 BDRM 1,2, and 3 Brms Avail June or Sept Some newly C.A. - DW - Cable - Clean! furnished M eridian Associates Starting at $276 MORE 1-5 Brms Avail From S395 387-7808 DIWER MGT CALL Don @ 763-3303 Call 322-6041 1 4 • The Triangle • May 29,1992

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Celebrity research: some say it’s important work I J anet S ingleton______Lehman's commitment back in Hineiman said. race and culture, accordmg to the Institute, wrote the 1988 book CPS 1960 with the hit “Only the The professors all feel the professors. “Not many main­ “Profscam,” which accused col­ They watch videos, catch Lonely.” Orbison’s style lacked stars they study wield great stream reviewers acknowledge lege professors of being under­ [concerts, read the National the “macho male posturing popu­ social significance. Tina the attraction Madonna has to worked and oveipaid. [ Enquirer and rap with spike- lar at the time,” Lehman said. “I Turner’s video, “What’s Love gay and black audiences,” “It’s almost too easy a target,” ! haired teen rock fans. The sub- was a teenager. He was my Got To Do With It?” confronts Schwichtenberg said. he said of rock research. “It I jects they track and teach favorite singer.” the issue of prostitution, said “At the moment one of the would fall under what I would include Tina Turner and Elvis. Steve Hinerman of San Jose Lisa Lewis, formerly a women’s most important issues facing the call junk scholarship. You're They are professors of rock State University in California studies instructor at the country is what it is to be an dressing up very routine subjects culture whose research could favors one of Orbison’s col­ American,” said John Fiske of in the garb of academic serious­ include watching Madonna’s leagues, Elvis. He reads stacks of ‘*Some of the silent the University of Wisconsin at ness. Like Madonna, the emperor “Justify My Love” video, and tabloids and fan magazines in Madison. Academic traditional­ has no clothes. they don’t feel they have to jus­ search of people who claim to films that many peo­ ists are at war with modem and “At a time when universities tify their woik to anyone else. have bad “extnqierceptual” expe­ ple thought would ethnic trends, he notes. “In my are cutting back in basic courses, “Our research is covered riences with Elvis Fraley. soon be forgotten work I’m looking at the popular it seems absurd to have a prolif­ under freedom of speech and Many of the people who culture of America as a center eration of courses with question­ expression,” said Madonna claimed to have seen the dead are now respected as where this battle is played out.” able utility,” he added. researcher Cathy Scfawichtenbeig, idol are abused women, artistic accomplish­ Fiske talks to Madonna fans. Fiske disagreed with that who teaches at University of Hineiman points out. ments. The differ­ Hinerman goes to the perfor­ assessment. “Our ftfst priority is Georgia in Athens. “For them, Elvis serves a real ences between art mances of Elvis impersonators. that all our basic courses are Madonna is evidently the function. He becomes a new kind Schwichtenberg asks her stu­ taught and available,” he said. most magnetic figure for rock of gentle man. They can’t find and pop culture are dents to compare Marilyn Lehman reminded doubters academicians. Thirteen profes­ real men who are kind and being blurred.*^ M onroe’s filmed rendition of that today’s pop music hit could sors around the country con­ sweet,” Hineiman said. So they “Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best become tomorrow’s classic. tributed to Schwichtenberg’s imbue the late rock star with University of Cincinnati. Cyndi Friend” to Madonna’s “Material “Some of the silent films that recent book, “The Madonna those qualities. Lauper’s music bucks sexism, Girl” video. many people thought would soon Connection: Representational Elvis? A sensitive, liberated Lewis said, and Pat Benatar But others say star research be forgotten are Politics, Subcultural Identities man? made rock music more accessi­ isn’t worthy of the institutions now respected as artistic and Cultural Theory.” “We have to make the distinc­ ble to teen girls. that sponsor it. Charles Sykes, a accomplishments,” Schulze said. “I don’t know why we’re all tion between who Elvis really Pop stars cut to the core of senior fellow for the conserva­ “The differences between art and studying Madonna, and say, not was and how people saw him,” three embattled subjects—sex, tive Wisconsin Policy Research pop culture are being blurred.” Janet Jackson," said Laurie Schulze, a contributor to the book. Schulze, a professor of mass communications at the University of Denver, has researched Madonna since the mid- 1980s. She said what makes w o n ’ t b e l i e v e Madonna intriguing is the singer’s “deconsUiiction” of sex roles. “She’s not a woman anchored to the tn^pings of any one defi­ nition of what it is to be femi­ w h a t th is ca n nine,” said the assistant profes­ sor. Roy Orbison also challenged the gender status quo, claims Peter Lehman, who teaches at c a n d o . the University of Arizona in Tucson. The late singer captured

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John Van Ness C ontributing Wro-er c.c\ppuc.\y\ 0/ esp>*esso/ After three long years, heavy metal pioneers Kiss released their 26th album. Revenge. The release marks their first with new ^ yy\uff'ins, desse.»*fs/ p i e s y c . c \ \ < e . s , drummer Eric linger, who replaced Eric Carr. Carr died of " 1 6 ie.c\S/ ay\d 8 goi\*^yv\e.\ c o f f e e s cancer last November. f»*om cii^oiAKxd +ne wo>*ld. ,?Also The album also marks a return to the band’s hard edge sound se.»*v'n^0 sai^dw icK es cm d that was apparent on albums like Destroyer, Lick it Up and Asylum. Gone are the soft fluffy Desmond Child songs from Hot solods cill d ay \ o y \ g . in the Shade and Crazy Nights. Founding members Gene A A ilkskciU esy Zfcze. CZ-t*e.c\yn, Simmons and Paul Stanley went back to Bob Ezrin, who C7+Cllicl^^ W c if e r ZSc.e. a n d produced Destroyer and Music from the Elder, the band’s most ,ocolCl-|-e-covetoed ^o.y\ay\cxs critically acclaimed albums, for song writing and production responsibilities with their latest release. Ezrin helped write sbc of fo»* +Ke »^ow se»^ved. the 12 songs on the album. Vinnie Vincint, a familiar name to Kiss (Vincint was the lead guitarist on the Lick it Up album), co­ wrote three of the songs. ~ H o u r s — Two major themes run through Revenge . Obviously, vengeance is one of them. The other is a familiar lusting for the M o n .-T h u rs...... lO am ~ 12am opposite sex. However, the highlight of this album has nothing to do with either of these themes. The highlight is a 2:46 F r i d a y ...... 1 1 a m ~ S a m instrumental track written by Carr in 1981. “Car Jam 1981,” S a t u r d a y ...... N o o n ~ S a m which was found after Carr died, features a swing drum solo by Carr. As the band explained in the in the album notes, “During S u n d a y ...... N o o n ~ 12am Christinas break, while going through the vaults, Ezrin came across an old 24 track of a hot riff written by Eric Carr and recorded by us in Toronto in 1981. It included a thunderous drum He O p e n A l l . S u m m e r L o n g * solo...the only one Eric ever recorded. We left the original bass, drum and Paul’s guitar as they were recorded in 1981 and E x p a n d i n g S o o n ! overdubbed Bruce on lead guitar. We cut it down in length so that the drum solo became the featured part. We included it here because it was a chance for us all to remember how great Eric a s a B s a s really was.” The band also dedicated the album to the memory of Carr. The album opens with a warped, in-your-face rocker, “Unholy.” The lyrics are bitter and raunchy, and the guitar riffs bring forth a demented atmosphere. "I was there through the ages, chained slaves to their cages/I have seen you eat your own...rm suicide and starvation, the omen to nations that you California Pizzas worship on fours/i'm the infection and famine that’s knocking at your ...that's knocking at... your door,” sings Simmons in the wonderfully sick way that only he can. “Unholy,” penned by Simmons and Vincint, succeeds at being one of the h^dest Kiss Specialties songs to be released as a single while still having a chorus that’s catchy enough stick in your mind. A word of caution, this song may lead to head banging. The second track, “Take it Off,” combines somewhat typical Meat Craver Sandwiches Kiss guitar bits with raunchy lyrics about hitting the local bars. The album continues to rock with the next song, ‘Tough Love.” Stanley collaborated with band-mate Bruce Kulick and Ezrin to T u r k e y ...... $ 2 . 9 5 come up widi this rocking gem. The album keeps the intensity with the next track, "Spit,” which is one of two songs that Stanley and Simmons wrote together. “Spit” ends up sounding a little bit too much like an old Led Zepplin, but it does have a H a m ...... $ 2 . 9 5 nifty bridge that makes the song worth listening to. The other song Simmons and Stanley wrote together is “God Gave Rock ‘n’ Roll to You II," which appeared on the sound track of Bill R o a s t B e e f ...... $ 3 . 2 5 and Ted’s Bogus Journey. Admittedly , I was not very impressed with song because of it’s cheesey chorus. However, the song fits Choice of white, rye, wheat, or kaiser nicely because it breaks down the hard pace of the album. The next track, “Domino,” throws the album right back into its rocking mode. The approach is slightly different as Kulick opens Meat Craver Hoagies by plucking chords during the first verse. The song also employs a more bluesy feel. “Heart of Chrome,” a hard rocking song R e g u l a r ...... $ 3 . 2 5 written by Stanley, Vincint and Ezrin, is the next ttack. This song brings back the theme of vengeance and is Stanley’s best song on the album. The band takes another stab a making the Top 40 charts with the next song, “Evey Time I Look at You,” which I t a l i a n ...... $ 3 . 4 9 features mushy lyrics by Stanley and pretty acoustic chords. It doesn’t sound like “Forever,” which was the band’s last Top 10 hit, but it uses the same concept Other songs on the album to listen for our “Paralyzed,” and Turkey B reast ...... $ 3 . 4 9 "Thou Shalt Not," which feature Kulick’s best solos. If your a Kiss fan, you probably already have this album. If you like hard rock, and I’m not taking about Def Leppard or Poison, this album is a must. Ham and Cheese ...... $ 3 . 4 9 K is s

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Buf SLY The Triangle • May 29,1992 • 19 In honor of graduation, XClan misses the mark on Xodus Continued from page 20 What we have here on Xodus is XClan being senior painting students a cannibal," is reduced to mediocrity by streaming unable to describe an intricate plan and rationale non sequiturs and Ry Cooder and Jimmy Castor for black “elevation" throughout a wholly samples diat would scare the Beastie Boys. entertaining album. In any one uack on this album, display their works XClan’s real stinker on this album, however, has the trio can nail down none, one, or (rarely) both of to be “F.T.P.” Using bland samples of sirens and these aspects. But, since XClan keeps shooting John Van Ness En Vogue (?), “F.T.P.” is the most horribly clichdd their purpose in the foot with a strange phrase or a Com-MBuma Writer song on Xodus, both in terms of theme (the boring beat, Xodus won’t please many fans or Senior painting students will have their work displayed in the abbreviation means “Fuck The Police”) and lyrical activists. Or many reviewers, for that matter. Creese Gallery from June 4-14. In addition, four senior students structure (a chorus raps the refrain “F.T.P./Fuck will be displaying their work in the Grand Hall in conjunction the police/F.T.P./Yeah, fuck the police”). You with the Prraident’s Senior Buffet to be held June 2. don’t need the Qu’ran to write this crap. According to Assistant Professor Brian Wagner and ftofessor Not only do they get repetitive thematically, but Eliott Barowitz, curator of the exhibit, this will start a tradition of they’ve got a couple pet phrases that diey insist on displaying the woric of seniors during graduation time. “It started sticking into almost every song: "red, black and with Brian Kenson, Joe D’Ambro, Jennifer Hill, and Lisa Sharer, green," "to the East," "vainglorious," “zoom, who were supposed to be in the Ecology exhibition ‘The zoom, zoom," and Professor X’s personal favorite, Garden,’” said Wagner. “It became too problematic to integrate "SissyyyyyyyyH!" which appears in at least seven Xodus: The New Testament Polydor Records the paintings of these students with the garden. I recommended of the 11 tracks. It gets real annoying real fast. that [the Creese Gallery] give them a separate show.” Wagner, Things get a litde better in the second half of the 11 tracks, 52’34” Barowitz and Special Projects Coordinator Ronnie Manlin LP. The best songs on the album may very well be thought of the idea of displaying paintings in the Grand Hall. “Rhythem of God” and “Holy Rum Swig,” though Vocals — Funkin-Lesson Brother J. (Jason According to Wagner, the idea was later expanded by Manlin the drum loops were so loud and the rapping of Hunter), Baba Professor X (L. Robert Carson) to include a larger senior painting exhibition that would be juried Brother J. was so fast that I couldn’t figure out the Turntables — Paradise (Claude Gray) by Design Arts Faculty with Barowitz and Wagner, and would be themes. That complex a level of lyric delivery, Produced by — XClan and Anthony Hardin exhibited through out the Creese Gallery. combined with Paradise’s best work on a fairly According to Brian Kenson, one of the students whose work consistent album of beats and the near-absence of will be featured in Grand Hall for the Senior Buffet, there will Professor X makes for fast, danceable tracks. Triangle Rating...... A l/2 probably be as many as 40 paintings displayed. Kenson described Unfortunately, two good tracks does not a phat his paintings as “interior views and still life paintings. Much of it album make. deals with distorted perspective, manipulation of light and color and the use of color to define space and spatial relationships.” D’Ambro described his paintings as pertaining to color and Attention Triangle Entertainm ent Staff space “ The colors are idiosyncratic — not as representational. The use of the cola- and the fcnm pertain more to themselves than Clip and save this!! reality. My subject matter is interior and exterior spaces. The paintings started out as a single enlarged view of a fixture, and then they started getting more developed into a whole space. Now Deadlines fo r Sum m er Term are as follows: they are going towards the organization of several canvases and reconstructing as a whole.” Article Due Date Publishing Date According to Kenson, Hill's paintings explore the use of colors to see how color manipulates space to flatten or create depth and Sharer’s work has a very tactile quality but also gives a feeling of Weekl 6iim i 6/26/92 space and depth. Week 3 7/7/92 7/10/92 “Displaying senior paintings is a great idea for people to see what we’re doing,” said Sharer. “It’s nice to get some recognition Weeks im m 7/24/92 for once instead of being cast aside.” Week? 8/4/92 8/7/92 “I support the whole event, because it’s for students and the' visibility of the programs here at E>rexel,” added Wagner. Week 9 8/18/92 8/21/92

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Rolling Stones At The Max debuts at Franklin Institute

15 songs, 56 speakers, and a 4-story K eith R ichards — w hat m ore could you w ant?

LeeAnn R iloff than Bill Wyman standing there S pecial to The Triangle in his old man’s clothes pluck­ One could argue that the ing away at his bass. Rolling Stones, “the world’s Indeed, here are the Stones, in greatest rock and roll band,” all their glory and dullness. have become larger than life. Whether or not you’re a Stones The eternal rehashing of ancient fan, the sheer magnitude of sight classics, the overwrought the­ and sound make the IMAX film atrical posing of an aging Mick a stunning sensory experience. Jagger, the giant inflatable props The seats lean way back so that — all make the Stones seem a you’re half lying down as you band not to be taken seriously. watch, which allows you a The Stones have become so panoramic view but makes your large-scale, such an epitome of neck hurt after awhile. There's what some entertainment editors an intermission during which like to call “corporate rock,” that you can stretch, rub your aching they’re almost a joke. It’s a neck and regain your hearing shame, because that often listening to obnoxious canned obscures the very important, announcements telling you not innovative role they played early to eat or smoke in the theater. in their career, and threatens to As a film. The Rolling Stones deny them their rightful place in at the Max is an impressive music history. On the other work. As a concert, the experi­ hand, it makes them the perfect ence would have to be judged as subject for the medium of mediocre. Thankfully, the only IMAX film. special effects were reserved fw The IMAX promotion tells “2000 Light Years” (one of the you that you’ll feel like you’re few imaginatively arranged “on stage with the Rolling older songs); and the director Stones,” and to a surprising (Julien Temple) shows admir­ extent this is true. The film, as able restraint in avoiding the viewed in the truly amazing too-common technique of Omniverse theater at the Frank­ jumping frames every half ‘The Rotting Slones at the Max’puis you smack dab in the middle o f their 1989 ‘Steel Wheels’ tour. lin Institute, allows the viewer a second so that nothing can be rare perspective of the Stones. A clearly seen. But despite compe­ bunch of guys who are nramally tent direction, and despite the only accessible in huge concrete fact that the show’s encore XClan: It takes a nation of arenas, the Stones up close are represents the best part of the unusually interesting to watch. It fihn (right about the time Keith brings out the best and the worst Richards takes his shirt ofO, the millions to turn them off in them. work is a bit of an (uninten­ On the positive side, it does tional) bununer. It simply shows It seems that Baba Professor be widely appreciated. ism. That track’s superb jeep permit you a glimpse of what the Stones for what they have X, Funkin-Lesson Brother J. and The other big problem with beat and loops of baby noises they really do onstage. If you become. “traxtitioner” Paradise — XClan this album is Professor X are wasted underneath such want to see Keith Richards — thought that Public Enemy himself, lead rapper Brother J.’s monotony. ripping out his signature chords, Ed. Note: Sorry, LeeAnn, I could have done a better job in “sidekick” on the album. Other promising tracks like or Charlie Watts calmly pound­ couldn't dig up any pixs of a delivering pro-black ideology to Besides sounding weird (u-ying “Cosmic Ark,” the knowledge­ ing away at his drum kit, this is shirtless Keith Richards, hope the musical world. Whereas to be B-boy and highfalutin' at able slow-groove “Verbal Papp” the best view you’ll get. By the the above will do. By the way, the same time, like Flavor Flav and the title track are driven into same token, you get an in-your- which editor were you talking in some Shakespearean theater the ground by musical su^nge- face view of the increasingly about? P.S. At least there aren't Hype! company), Professor X’s rap ness or religious gibberish. Even annoying Mick Jagger; and it any spare adverbs in this delivery is very inconsistent — the first single, “Fire & Earth would be difncult to conjure up review! A d a m B l y w e i s s that is, when he is rapping. He (100% Natural),” with great a less interesting visual image closes out the opening track, lyrics like “I remember all the “Foreplay,” with a two-and-a- times that you called me an Chuck D. and Flavor Flav throw half-minute speech about the animal/But in Milwaukee there's out frantic but understandable motivation behind black activ­ sound bites of politics over very See XCLAN on page 19 intricate backing tracks, XClan wants more message with the sonic mayhem — “a combina­ tion of... knowledge and funk wisdom,” as a recent press release claims. Unfortunately, their second release, Xodus: The New Testa­ ment, consistently fails in Thfi lu llin g Stones at the M ax putting both ideals into one song. If the lyrics are on-target, the beats are monotonous; if the by Michael Cohl m d Andre Picard bass kicks, the group starts Directed by Julien Ten^le lecturing or bugging out; some­ MS Photography by David Douglas, times, neither piece of the puzzle fits. By the time things start Music by the Rolling Stones clicking, it’s almost a sure bet Distributed by IMAX you’ve already ejected the tape. Xodus is hampered by the 20th Sueet and the Den Fianklin Parkway. nonstop references to and propagandizing of black nation­ SbowUines arc 'Hiesdays and Wednesdays 8 p.m.; alism and XClan’s pet project, 8 p.m.; Friday and Saturdays at 8 and I0p.m.; Blackwatch — a Brooklyn- S undaysat8 p.ro. based organization led by Pro­ Advnyxit ticket reservations are strongly r^nunended. fessor X (son of activist Sonny each, $12.50 for Fraj^lllnstttuie Carson) promoting self-help for the African American popula­ members. tion of inner cities. While such, |be purchased at the box office or by caHlng sentiments are quite admirable, « m -W8-1095.% ' ' C t * ; # : : ' . the endless repetition and lack of ■ "tional Informauon, caQ.448*| 1 lij, ► variety absolutely kills any chance for the group’s music to X Clan disappoints on their second release.