The Cord Weekly (January 9, 1992)
A WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY STUDENT PUBLICATION VOLUME XXXII, ISSUE 16 THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 THE CORD — as part of: v- 3rd floor, Student Union Building || safety awareness i week | Are you mad? a PERSONAL ALARMS | J You don't know what's going 0n,.. IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!! > fSo what are YOU going to I I ! do about it? k h /- m \ ! FIRST YEAR COUNCIL IS if
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•• ». •. GEORDIE BAUNETT INSIDE SOURCES HAVE BEVEALEB THAI' HI.: IS RESURFACING ON Fri. Jan 10 at 2:00 p.m. MWiCover: $2 Tickets available at the door THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, ±992 THE CORD EDITORIAL PAGE 3 I won't wear a white ribbon the first week of December, I didn't wear a white ribbon. I refuse to wear a Duringwhite ribbon. Ifs not that I disagree that the Montreal tragedy was a monumental crime, I just disagree with the opinion that it was a crime against women. It was a crime against humanity. I was told about the memorial service here at Laurier through a flyer sent out by its organizers. It asked everyone to wear a white ribbon in commemoration of the tragedy two years ago. Especially men. A Wilfrid Laurier University Student Publication Why was I specifically told to wear a white ribbon just because, when last I 75 University Ave, West, Waterloo, Ont. N3L 2C5 checked, I have a penis? Is this an accusation of collective guilt towards all men because (519) 884-2990--Fax: (519) 886-9351 one person, who also happened to have a penis, was an asshole and committed an Advertising: (519) 884-5092 atrocity? JANUARY 9, 1992 That's the way I took it. I have never killed anyone, female or male, and I have no intention of ever doing it. VOLUME XXXII, ISSUE 16 I have never intentionally committed an act of violence against anyone, male or female, and I don't intend to. So why was there an implication that I am guilty of another man's EDITORIAL BOARD crime? was not meant, then why was it even mentioned that especially EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Mark Hand If that implication NEWS EDITOR Mike vanßodegom men should wear the ribbons? ASSOCIATE NEWS • I just don't understand, so I guess thaf s why I took offense. EDITOR Sheldon Page Speaking of murderous atrocities, remember in the fall when a man shot his wife SCENE EDITOR Dave Marcus with a crossbow on the streets of Ottawa? The victim was a very successful lawyer: in- SPORTS EDITOR Paul Reed ambitious, sensitive, and loving. How, then, did she manage to get hooked up A FEATURES EDITOR. Karen t&uiox telligent, PRODUCTION with such a whacko snake? MANAGER. Stephanie Perrin She had been separated from him for about a year before he killed her, which tells us that she knew by then that he was not the sort of person she wanted to be with. But Assistant Scene Editor Sarah Brophy what about before that? Did he change drastically all of a sudden? No, of course not. Production Assistants: J J J don't change like that. Allison Woodley People Jonathan Batch The point I am getting at is that the crossbow murderer had the aptitude for Classified Co-ordinatqr Rente Ward violence in him for a long time. So long, in fact, that his victim probably knew it when she Circulation and Filing. Phil Klnzlnger was married to him. So why did she marry him, and why did she stay so long with him? Copy Editors JenniferO'Connell Did she think she could change him? mm mm mm a •»»#«•••*»•«•• mm o*m mm mm mmm mat****** Jennifer Otter so don't try. §» cannot >//' Look, change jPfPPlfpfl' %. w everyone: you people, the Ottawa victim CONTRIBUTORS: OK, the astute reader might think that I'm implying that should Alisa Krause, Steve Hornick, Devin Krueger, Terry have seen what a jerk her husband-murderer was, and therefore deserved what she got, or Grogan, Andrew Thompson, Jeff Heywood, Keith she was asking for it. No way! What I am saying is that she should have seen the warning Robinson, Steve Hodgson, Roxanne & Tony signs and might have been able to avoid the crisis before it got that far. Chartrand-Burke, Duanne Barret, Trevor Hamoen, That's just my opinion. If you let someone hurt you, that's a genuine shame. If you Fisher Sheffield, DenyS DaivS, Ouija, Rob Hums, must If them continue, there is Rob Maligh, Mark le Mauler, fraser kirby, Jeff let him or her do it to you again, I wonder. you let some- Dragich, Lori Sullivan, and HEATHER! along with thing wrong with you as well. Of course, this doesn't apply to random acts of lunacy like anyone else who typed in stuff. " the tragedy in Montreal. Certainly none of the women Lepine shot could have even Production: Martin "shoulders-to-the-mat" Walker, suspected this was coming. But it does apply to an overall attitude in society, an attitude fraser kirby, Pat Brethour, Chris Skalkos (of course). Chris that crosses the border of gender. Photo: Skalkos, Tom Szeibel, Ward Black, never Steve Hodgson, Jen Kuntz, Robert Green. Some people hurt people. Some people do it to people they've seen, others to people they know. We can defend ourselves against the latter by being aware of our sur- STUDENT PUBLICATIONS roundings; the other, random, senseless violence we can only protect ourselves against by I SYSTEMS TECHN1C1AN...... £..... Rick Dales working as a group — a united humanity — to purge ourselves of the attitudes that create PHOTO MANAGER Lisa Darling monsters who slay out of hatred and insanity. Photo Technicians: vacant I support what the Montreal memorial stands for. I support the equality of the gen- .k. 112...... vacant Graphic Arts Technician. Kevin Watson ders. But until I am treated as an equal because of my gender, I won't wear a white ribbon. 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WITH 'THE CHAMP" ■■ , H g|f| FS~™ || FRIDAY JANUARY 10 IB ■■ "STRANGE DAYS & SKYDIGGERS" ■■ >»i HI nSS | SWMMELIVE 1 | rEDECATICN HALL| ll^SfoOaT^ll OPEN TUESDAY 1130AM-2PM WED. THRU SAT. 1130AIVI-IAM | Bfl|Eflß||gg^^HllSiligHßflßlß THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, ±992 THE CORD NEWS 7 Are stick thieves on speed? DEVIN KREUGER short stick attached to the not reach the buttons on the mobility for persons with physi- thoughtless and cruel-why would News Commentary elevator by a chain would hardly elevator. cal disabilities easier. However, a university student, supposedly prove useful in an attack. So the Laurier's Physical Acces- the expense for the elevator sticks with the maturity of an adult, in- burning question arose in my sibility Committee was estab- did not end with their purchase tentionally make life difficult for The first time I saw one, a mind...what was it there for? lished to rectify the many and installation. fellow students with physical dis- stick hanging in the Peters Build- When I found out the answer, deficiencies on campus that It seems that Laurier students abilities? Perhaps the answer lies ing elevator, I couldn't figure out I was shocked at how insensitive restrict the movement of those have found it amusing to steal the in a lack of understanding of the what it was there for. The only and intuitive I had been. The rea- who are mobility impaired. In sticks from the elevators, thereby use of the sticks. The Physical thing that could come to my mind son for the sticks in the elevators mid-fall the committee decided to increasing the cost of the Accessibility Committee will was that it was a mini-self- is remarkably simple-they are spend part of its $50000 budget to endeavor and using up funds that soon be putting the international defense weapon for women. After there for persons with physical place sticks in all the major could otherwise be spent on other sticker for the handicapped near contemplation I realized that a disabilities who otherwise could elevators on campus to make committee projects. In the Peters the sticks in the elevators in order Building alone the stick in the to hopefully deter future thefts. If elevator has had to be replaced the theft of the elevator sticks about half a dozen times since continues after the stickers are in November. place, we will surely know that It amazed me that students malicious abuse of those with Will it work? here at Laurier could be so physical disabilities is intended. Another equally distressing remarks about women that one (and definitely more dangerous) hears all too often. Treating female view was that of the women as sexual objects or as in- whole issue of female violence ferior due to their sex is as OFFPAGE THE being blown out of proportion. damaging as physical violence. by Page Sheldon The only way I can see any It has been argued that men December 6 of last year, ground being gained on the issue should be as poorly treated as the Montreal Massacre is when people realize that the women have been since the be- Onwas commemorated. problem doesn't stem from gen- ginning of history. This is not The nationwide coverage of der but from the attitudes of the only illogical but self defeating as the events in Montreal brought genders. well. | Money well spent In a time of cut-backs, pic: Chris Skalkos the issue of women's rights and By promoting hatred or The ideal being strived for is especially the issue of violence mistrust of all men, nothing will equality, not an eye for an eye against women home to many be gained. True, men are the ones type of mentality. History is al- people. who perpetuate violence against ready blackened by this style of The Laurier commemoration women, but not all are guilty. By thinking. There is no need to was a well-organized and sensi- making the innocent ones feel carry it into the present. tive service that invited both male guilty, enemies are being created Groups such as Men Opposed Jumping the gun and female alike to participate. where none should exist. To Violence Against Women go After attending the commemora- a long way in bridging the gap tion service here at Laurier, I was between the sexes. This group, OUR interested in how people were during the commemoration ser- looking at the issues that were vices for the Montreal Massacre, brought up at the services. referred to women as "their BACKYARD It was disheartening to hear sisters"; this is the kind of attitude by some of the responses of males that will bring about positive Alisa Krause Christmas I walked the back of the fifth largest and females towards the issues of change. across crocodile found in Zambia. Luckily for me, it was dead. Its women's rights and violence Women have to make an ef- Thisskin was in the trophy room of a friend of my family's. He had against women. fort to understand how men will gone on a safari to Zambia in 1969 and brought back a number of I heard several males express- react to some of their attitudes dead animals, including a zebra skin, the of a a ing outright anger and contempt (anger and frustration about being and head wildebeest, warthog, two antelope, and the legs and tusks of elephant. for being made to feel guilty of branded guilty before being an board, pic: Sheldon Page As a bleeding heart environmentalist I naturally became quite violence against women due sole- A proven innocent). Men have to angry while looking at these animals. The number of extinct or nearly ly to their gender. Don't get me wrong, change their way of thinking men extinct species is increasing every day. How could anyone slaughter On the other side of the coin I have a lot of changing to do be- about women and give them the an innocent animal? heard many anti-male comments fore any positive results for equality that is their undeniable I changed my opinion throughout the course of the evening. While such as "all men are not to be women will be seen. Men have to right. Only together will the prob- listening to him I learned that quite often wildlife is encouraged be- trusted" or "we are tired of taking consider what attitudes are bred lem of violence against women cause safari hunters are willing to dollar to shoot these men's shit." out of the casual derogatory be solved. pay top animals. For example, in Zambia a million acre cattle farm was making no money. The new owners got rid of the cattle and reintroduced wildlife. Similarly the white rhino, which was hunted al- most to extinction, has been encouraged in South Africa so that there is a viable population (for anyone able to pay $30 000 per rhino). Certain species become so populous that a few need to be shot. Happy The population of elephants especially needs to be controlled order hunting in STEVE HORNICK does, the number of employees, job descriptions, that they do not devour too much vegetation. In overgrazed areas, a Book Review and salary ranges for starting positions. large amount of soil is exposed, which makes it vulnerable to erosion They also include ratings of both the company's by the wind and rain. benefits and the possibility for advancement (listed There is now an international ban on the trade of ivory. This was necessary, in part, because some governments, such as the one in With the job search season heating up, Edcore as either average, good, or excellent). Kenya, were making a hefty profit by allowing large numbers of Publishing of Toronto has just released their 1992 The company information also includes ad- elephants to be shot. Although the ban is necessary, it is unfortunate Career Directory, a fact-filled guide to companies dresses, telephone and fax numbers, and contact that the ivory of elephants shot to control their population is wasted. employing both students and graduates. persons, as well as the company's preferred method By the end of the evening I realized that there was a lot I did not The Directory, written by two University of of contact. know about hunting in Africa. It had been easy to form a biased Toronto graduates, is designed to help students and And, lest you non-graduating students feel left opinion because Africa is so far away, and I know relatively so little recent graduates in making choices in out, the Directory also lists whether the company career and about it. the plotting of a solid job-search strategy. hires summer students, and in some cases how my experience different of Flip through the book and immediately many summer students they hire. I don't think is much than that many you seems notice its handy organization. But nothing in this world is ever perfect and the environmentalists. It that the closer an environmental issue is to home, to a example, Before the actual company listings are given, Career Directory is no exception. Perhaps its big- the harder it is form clear opinion about it. For it is easy to support the halting of the James Bay Project or the preser- there is a section entitled the "Education Index". gest drawback is the fact that it encompasses only vation of the virgin forests in Tamagami until one realizes this might This allows the reader to look up their degree (i.e. Metropolitan Toronto and surrounding area. So if cost jobs a already hard hit to Bachelor of Arts) and field of study (i.e. History). you don't plan on either living or working in in country by unemployment. It is easy condemn the burning Listed under these headings are what the guide Toronto, then the Career Directory is not for you. of fossil fuels because it adds to the Greenhouse refers to as your "primary target companies", or Another drawback is the book's price-tag. 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Harkin has been compared a America and also Harkin's presidential horserace in many a Tom Harkin will be the 1992 number of times to Ronald homecourt, so February should year, and surely nothing like the Democratic presidential nominee, Reagan, of all people. Both are see a of fear loathing in election of 1960, when John F. seen as being "conviction lot and Kennedy "whipped" Richard politicians", men who stood up the corn state...and no little Nixon by a margin of maybe a for the average guy, and weren't amount of it provided by Harkin few hundred thousand votes. afraid to tell you what they himself. Will 1992be any different? thought. This time both George Bush Terry Grogan Yes...and no. Harkin is essentially a and the Democratic party will by populist, an angry man who's know they've been through a Think of a gold goblet, ruby- trying to tap into the frustration of fight. encrusted, diamonds and all "All he needs to make his life with an anxious-about-the-future that stuff...but holding only water. NEXT WEEK: Well, Mario complete is the chance to stomp a America, and convince them that The presidental contest of Cuomo's officially not running Kennedy in hisfinal campaign." ever since the presidency of eighty- now, leaving Bush to contend - S. Thompson, on why nineteen hundred and Hunter Richard Nixon, the United States with...Pat Buchanan?...l'll be President Richard Nixon would eight, in my view, was dirty tricks Tom Harkin with a shirt. has been on the wrong path. back next week with a little ditty welcome Ted Kennedy receiving and mean-spirited mud-slinging, and will narrowly beat incumbent can see I the Democratic party nomination, but ultimately, somehow hollow. But before we think I'll call "Thunder on the President George Bush in next not just Right!", explaining just "Fear and Loathing: On The Lots of "glitzy" fighting tac- whether or Harkin will be who in general Jimmy Carter, is, anyways... Campaign Trail '72" tics...but no real flavour. November's U.S. elec- another let alone Buchanan In 1988, nothing was per- tion, because he likes a good fight. been twenty years since sonal. only God knows thatrio news everreally Hunter Thompson worked In 1992, that goblet could And because he is the Democrat that provides an option out his frustrations with hold wine...and this, privately, is happens on this campus, but ifyou want It's - Richard Nixon in his magnum why I believe so. not an echo -- to everything Bush stands for. jointhegroupofuswhotrytokeepthe opus "Fear and Loathing...", and I'm going to go right out on a the years in between then and limb here, but I believe, and am Harkin is an unabashed illusion alive, comeon up totheCord now haven't been all that much willing to argue in print, that small-1 liberal - pro-labour, pro- big government, anti-Gulf War — offices this Wednesday at 5:30 forthefirst who gives a good speech, and is newswriters meeting ofthel992. fuelled by genuine anger at the "charmed lives" Bush and his (Oh sure, you open yourself up to libel kind rode to the height of power in Washington. suitsand otherstufflike that, but we Harkin's big hook is that he's really tryto avoid thesethings- honest.) a traditional Democrat — in the vein of President Franklin Delano THIS MEETING: Inside the Crime Bag, Roosevelt and the "New Deal" of whitelettersinblackboxesand Scoop the 1930s - and not afraid to stand by time-honoured Demo- Furlong. i cratic party values - like family, — yOk. OIK J *\V <1^ 1 kd hamp r Sick of reading 'Year in Review' things full of Gorbachev and other irrelevant Commie stuff we present here a review of some of the stories WLU covered by the Cord in 1991. Since we couldn't possibly give credit to all the writers and photographers who contributed to this feature, just consider a generic 'Cord volunteers' byline here. The Year ——— mmm for the 91-92 school year when March 6: The Cord was re- nobody bothered to run against opened and the Student Publica- him. tions Policy, Ethics, and Guidelines Review Committee Review February 13: Professor Peter was created. JanuaryIn a Eglin banged a drum the Con- A 11: The Stag Shop, "violently ill" at the state of Stu- in minor controversy ensued Waterloo store which sells adult dent Publications. He claimed course to raise the University over alleged voting irregularities toys and magazines placed an ad that the Cord in particular had community's consciousness of during the motion to shut the in the November 22 edition of the become immoral, undemocratic, the atrocities in the Gulf War. Cord down. Cord. The Cord voted to pull the uninteresting and "all in all, a Eglin didn't book the Con- ad while the Student Publications rather pathetic spectacle." Student course through the proper chan- March 7: No Cord this week. Board of Directors decided to run Publications president Jana Wat- nels and his demonstration got the ad. son stated that Brethour had, the most reaction from students March 29: Brian Cornwall and Advertising manager Martin "contributed a great deal, but with who don't like banging noises Walker strongly supported the ad his resignation will leave the while they're working. while Student Publications Board Board healthier." been charged by Waterloo February 28: The Cord printed Regional Police with possession an excerpt from "A gay men's of stolen property after an officer guide to erotic safe sex," original- noticed signs in their residence in ly printed by the Muse in New- early December. foundland. Students' Union president Stuart Lewis said, "The students March 3: The Cord was shut have suffered enough. Let justice down by the WLU Students' happen hereon campus." Union. The Cord staff was locked out of the offices when February 1: Nick Jimenez was WLUSU ordered the locks changed. acclaimed president of WLUSU Shafeeq Bhatti, WLUSU vice- member Pat Brethour resigned in January 11: The new Wilfrid presidents of marketing and fi- part due to the ad. Laurier sign in front of the Peters nance respectively, resigned in a Building was stolen early Friday failed attempt to fire Cord editor January 11, but was subsequently Tony Burke. January 11: Student Publications recovered. WLUSU's Operations Man- Director Pat Brethour had pre- Due to an ongoing investiga- agement Board attempted to fire sented his resignation at the Stu- tion further information was not Burke but didn't have the dent Publications General Meet- available. authority. Subsequently, Corn- ing. wall and Bhatti had their resigna- Brethour stated that he felt, January 24: Eight students have tion/ultimatum accepted. 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Possible disciplinary October 21: Maclean's pub- shakeup are W.W.F. Wrestling measures could involve banish- lished their "Ranking the Univer- and Space Harrier. Student ment from all licensed campus sities" survey, placing Laurier 37 Union VP Media and Communi- events or even criminal charges. of 46 Canadian universities. cations Martin Walker stated, "if WLU students and administration reacted predictably by disputing my wrestling doesn't come back, September 12: The appearance heads will roll." of draught pitchers in Wilf's has the survey results. the ranks "At least we beat Brock," was July 13: On Saturday July 13 at revealed a conspiracy in I observed a male walking errati- available for comment. cally towards them, as they passed between the Athletic November 13: Mel Hurtig visited Complex and the Conrad WLU and pushed his oft-panned residence. book as well as his own view of As the man passed, he struck Canadian politics. "Canada is not the woman in the side of the face. open for business. It is up for After returning to their residence, 5a1e....1f you think that we are campus security was notified and lucky to live in Canada, then you a search took place. No trace of have 18 months to do something the suspect was found. about it," said Hurtig. September 23: WLU purchased November 16: Football Hawks a 11:04 a.m. the Question of the of the WLU Student's Union. Seagram Stadium for buck. Stu- the general attitude on campus. win Churchill Bowl, beating dents' Union president Nick Week was voted out of existence. Lounge supervisor Dan Dawson Queen's Golden Gaels 42-22. Jimenez said, "Holy Moly, can A better alternative was disclosed that recent changes in Late October: Dr. Weir promised. Wilf's including an expanded ser- you believe it?" celebrated birthday number 61. November 18: The Board of vice bar, more draught selections Governors met, dodging such is- September 28: Homecoming as - benefits for same-sex July 18: Poetry WLU Erratica, and the new pitchers are part of October 26: A WLU male was sues Weekend contained such sur- couples and the Maclean's arti- the poetry journal of the WLU his long term plan. caught urinating south of Conrad Writers' Collective has been Dawson later revealed that censored this year. About half a waiting to bring in pitchers now dozen poems were pulled this instead of when draught was first year by Dr. Andrew Stubbs, due offered two years ago was part of to content that would "possibly his overall "philosophy" for the create a stir". bar: "we wanted to keep a con- Works that included the stant flow through the bar. If we words "shit" or "fuck" will not be had done everything at once, it appearing in the journal. would have been overkill." July 18: Yuk Yuk's International September 18: Mike Harris has contacted the WLU Student's visited the WLU campus. Union concerning a trademark in- fringement. Student Union VP September 19: For the first time Mark Rittinger accepted responsi- in OSAP history there will be a bility for the use of a take off on fee charged to process your Cana- the Yuk Yuk's logo to promote a da Student loan. The fee is three prises as the first time the Hall. cle.The BOG congratulated the Wilf s comedy night percent. Pauline Delion of the homecoming float was used in Hawks football team on winning A written apology from Rit- WLU Student Awards Office ex- five years and the first time the November 7: Dr. Lorna "Sans the Churchhill Bowl and wished tinger along with the assurance float rolled out of control into a Nickname" Marsden was ap- them luck at the Vanier Cup. that the posters would not be used student's car. Fraser Kirby, presi- pointed as president-designate, to Also, at his last BOG meet- again was received by Yuk Yuk's dent of Student Publications was replace Dr. John Weir. Marsden ing, out-going president Weir head office on July 10. driving the float at the time. spent the next few days saying changed his position on higher things like, "Laurier is a real tuition fees by suggesting stu- August: The long standing dream October 8: The Students' Union gem," refusing to divulge her dents pay a higher percentage of to have every first year student at election was held. Just short of a salary and eating breakfast with the costs of university education. WLU outfitted with a residence whopping 11 percent of WLU room on campus was dashed this students voted, electing Sean year by record high enrollment. Taylor to the WLUSU BOD. At Physically challenged parking the same time Student Publica- is also not available near die new tions gained the student mandate residence. Ironically, the building by almost having to stand for to was specifically designed I ■ election, unfortunately, only house physically challenged indi- plained that the three percent fee enough students to fill the posi- viduals. is being called a Guarantee fee tions ran, so there was no actual and is being used by the federal electing done. September 2: Even though Mike government to offset the costs of Belanger, the WLU director of issuing student loans. October 9: Morty announced his housing, wasn't sure it would be, The Canadian Federation of candidacy for councillor in the at the last minute the new Bricker students (waffles, eggs and two November 30: Tlie Hawks win Avenue residence building was cups of coffee). Laurier's first Vanier Cup in a ready to receive students. stunning defeat of the Mount Al- An anonymous electrician November 11: Remembrance lison Mounties. remarked earlier, "They can move Day, remember? "People didn't them in on the second [of Sep- care about it. It's been so long December 6: A commemoration tember] if they want to. I don't since we've had anything to re- service was held in the Laurier know about you, but I wouldn't member," said one student about Concourse for the women who want to live in a construction the sparse attendance at the WLU were murdered in the Montreal zone." ceremony. Massacre. The service included several September 12: Once again, November 13: Morty won. short speeches, and a ceremonial Laurier's Frosh rose to the annual Councillor-elect Taylor was not candle lighting. Shinerama challenge. This year Students wants to see the removal up-coming Waterloo elections. they shined their way to $42,800 of the Guarantee fee. They would for Cystic Fibrosis research. like to see an entire overhaul of October 10: The Cord rein- Last year Laurier raised the system, including: "the re- carnated Question of the Week $37,000. This year, by surpassing placement of the present as- by bringing back blurry pictures the goal of $40,000 by more than sistance plans with an all en- and witty student comments in $2,000, the shiners made the compassing National Grants Pro- the far-better-named Vocal Cord. largest single increase ever. gram." October 17: International Stu- September 12: Last Wednesday September 19: A woman was at- Day went unnoticed by five dent minors were caught consum- tacked on campus last Thursday WLU's student press and student ing alcohol during a frosh event night while walking back to government alike. Students' in the Turret. The five were the residence with a friend. The pair Union VP University Affairs, Jeff FIGHTS BOREDOM BELOW THE WAISTLINE I LOOK MA! Qjjjzgr ADMISSION B^Ejlts BEFORE 9:00 PM iIN ON ANY SATURDAY NIGHT *V** *1 ITlllllillilitl'llliM^ I the Byrds the Cars Eric Clapton the Clash Eddie Cochran Alice Cooper Elvis Costello I Cream Crosby Stills Nash C.C.R. 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Rod Stewart Styx 1 Ten >V I CLUDES'..'.'^H Years After Thin George r arsagg.P Thorogood Toto Pete Townshend Triumph ÜB4O U2 Van Halen Heep Ray • • Uriah I Stevie BG^B KITCHENER HMV THE TWIST I■ Vaughan the Who Yes Neil Young Frank Zappa and many many many more ! I ! scene Bare Naked Ladies-integrity! a of videos have concert at W.L.U.. more variety in Canadian music it would also be interesting. '91). I think lot Steve Hodgson slow The Cord: Toronto's music in the future. The Cord: CFNY-FM just become fodder. If I see CordEntertainment recently presented $100,000 to white concert scene seems to have taken on a The Cord: You certainly motion, black and the band as part of their Dis- footage.:.l just don't want to see Recently banned from Nathan life of its own in the past year. can't put Bare Naked Ladies covery to Disc program. What that anymore. I think if you can Square's New Year's What do you attribute this music in any category. Phillip will the group do with the be inventive with \ our videos like celebrations by Mayor June resurgence in popularity to? Tyler: We take elements Rowlands, Canadian artists Bare Tyler: The Toronto music from all styles of music. If more Naked Ladies encountered one of scene is really exciting right now bands draw on the influences that their few setbacks in 91'. although the "Queen Street" are available to them, it makes Unlike Mayor Rowlands, scene doesn't really exist as much music more interesting. W.L.U. didn't have a problem as it used to. The "alternative" The Cord: What changes do with the name Bare Naked scene has become mainstream. you see for the band if you sign to Ladies. Years ago, alternative meant a major recording label? Scarborough's sarcastic song- "Punk" or "New Wave". Tyler: I don't really see that sters showcased several songs Unfortunately, acts that have many changes. We do what we Saturday, November 23 at the been popular in the last few years do because it's entertaining and Turret The huge crowd enjoyed have been what you would call we enjoy it. The last thing we the Ladies' unique blending of "roots" acts such as Blue Rodeo, want is for a record company to change that, to tamper with the musical styles during "Be My Andrew Cash, Razorbacks, etc. at the Turret Yoko Ono", "McDonald's Girl", although they're not necessarily a success we've had. We've sold money? REM has been...the latest Metal- "Fight the Power"' Had Canadian sound. A lot of bands 12,000 copies of our independent "If I Tyler: We're going to record lica video (Enter Sandman) is $1,000,000", and Bruce Cock- jumped on the roots-rock band- cassette and have played to a record with it. The good thing pretty interesting. We're going to burn's "Lovers In a Dangerous wagon. I like to see bands like packed houses across the country. is it allows us to record take video to its utmost. We're a Time." The Rheostatics and 13 Engines I don't think a record company about that an album without the influence of visual band with a sense of The Cord talked to drummer make it in the Canadian music would want to tamper with that. a record company so we can get humour, we like to have fun in Tyler Stewart before the Ladies scene. Hopefully there will be One change may be a more professional sound in terms of what we want out of the record. our videos. production. It's a spectacular gift. We're The Cord: Why do you think The Cord: You could be really fortunate. Bare Naked Ladies have become called an acoustic-based band. The Cord: "If I Had a so popular? Do you intend to stick with that $1,000,000" is getting lots of air- Tyler: I think the main thing sound? play on CFNY and is one of your is integrity. We take what we do Tyler: We do the "acoustic" more popular songs in concert. seriously, but at the same time we thing because it works and you Are the lyrics directed at anyone don't take ourselves seriously. I could play our music in your or anything in particular? think we project a certain vul- living room without worrying Tyler: It's just a love song. nerability and friendliness. It's about amplifiers. We all play It's about being rich, not neces- important to entertain people. electric instruments. I play elec- sarily financially, but spiritually, The last thing we want to do is tronic drums. The acoustic style sort of everyday richness. Very come across as pretentious, we is just the thing we're on right much a simple kind of love song. want people to be involved in now. Jim's instrument is acoustic The Cord: Any plans for a what we're doing because bass. As far as production goes, I video? without them, there wouldn't be think we could have a totally pro- Tyler: "Lovers In a us. A lot of bands get caught up duced album, which would be Dangerous Time" will be released in being too cool, we just like to Photos by Steve Hodgson the Casby's different from our live shows, but as a video next month (December have fun. Ballet, all it's 'crackered up to be against Roxanne Chartrand-Burke a modernized and futuristic set- the Mouse King and his The Nutcracker has never how she managed to sit still while ting. Therefore, followers. Cord Entertainment for those of you To reward her heroism, been so eloquently presented. The watching the Snow Queen and who were witness to that mas- the prince invites Clara to ac- dancers were always perfectly the Nutcracker Prince duet. How- sacre, this presentation was most company him on a journey to Once again, it was the season the poised and performed amazing ever, Clara was quite impressive. definitely a of fresh Land of Snow. meets to be merry. People rushed breath air. There she dance sequences to the delight of Maybe one day we will see her The Nutcracker is a story of a the Snow Queen and from anxiously to meet with loved there the many children in the crowd. perform the role of the Sugar young girl, Clara, who witnesses goes onto the Kingdom of Sweets ones and dreamed of being kissed The most striking dancers were Plum Fairy. the coming to where she meets Sugar under the mistletoe. While sugar- life of her the Plum the Nutcracker Prince, the Snow All the students of the Nation- Fairy. After celebrating plum fairies danced in the heads Nutcracker Doll who is trans- her Queen and the Sugar Plum Fairy. al Ballet School were very grace- formed into a Nutcracker Prince. heroism Clara returns to her of some children, Clara and her real They performed graceful and ful in their performances and She follows into a world home and awakes to find herself Nutcracker suite twirled in the him of strong pas-de-deux and never their youthful play added a imaginary and faraway holding her heads of others. Yes, it was the lands and beloved nutcracker ceased to amaze the crowd by wonderful touch to this classical helps him to win doll in her arms. time to see the annual production the battle their flowing movements and ballet. Their presence made the of The Nutcracker - the ballet that their breathtaking jumps. story even more believable. brings to life all the children's We must also not forget the Finally, I must comment on dreams and Christmas wishes. comic but also elegant dance se- the elaborate and awe-inspiring This year, The Centre in the quence performed by the Grand- settings and costumes. The set Square was graced by the mother and the Grandfather. They designers most certainly worked presence of The National Ballet helped to elevate the mood at the many hours to create such a per- of Canada and The National Bal- beginning of the performance. fect setting. In the first scene, the let School in its most traditional The role of Clara was played audience found itself in a lifesize presentation of the famed ballet. I by a young student of the Nation- version of Grandma an< ; say "traditional" because two al Ballet School. Her per- Grandpa's Victorian living room years ago I saw Eddy Toussaint formance was a wonderfully The decor was reminiscent of a completely destroy the fable of magical one. She was very poised Swiss-type castle. The scene then the Nutcracker by presenting it in and quiet and I don't quite know continued pg 15 THE CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 199?T 14 SCENE Who cares where the damned lions are? Tony Chartrand-Burke We'll start with the "Talking Colin, I really enjoy that for the encore and then call it audience just loves the guy -- and Cord Entertainment Heads" trademark intro with me the...ah...textures you add to the a night. That should be about two why not? He's an incredible gui- just going on alone for the "Ac- songs. It's been a long time since hours worth of stuff to keep 'em tar player. The guy is showing me A voice overheard backstage tions Speak Louder" instrumen- I brought a second guitarist on the happy. up. He's a tough act to beat guys pricr to the appearance of Bruce tal. We'll add percussion and bass road. But if I hear one more It looks like Stephen Fearing but I guess that's what we're here Cockburn at the Centre in the for "Soul of a Man" and the rest woman scream "I love you, Colin is just about done out there. The for. Square, Tuesday December 3. of the guys will come in on the Linden!" you're outa here, [laughter]. I'd like to bring in the accor- dion again on "Indian Wars"; there's just something beautiful about hearing that come in after Stone's Colin's acoustic guitar intro. Duane Barret fective in bothJFKshocking and dis- Midway through the set we'll really hit them with the Burning Cord Entertainment turbing the audience. The viewer Light material. I'm a little is immediately hooked and sits on worried that we might start losing Oliver Stone, known for the edge of his/her seat for the people after the lower tempo stuff "Platoon", "Wall Street", "Born next three hours. like "Mighty Trucks of Midnight" on the Fourth of July", and"The It would have been difficult and "One of the Best Ones" but Doors" is back with what he for the movie not to have been in- we can hit them with one of the terms a "why-dunnit" movie. triguing, for the Kennedy assas- unrecorded rock-a-billy tunes "JFK" is based on the books "On sination is one of the greatest right after. Something to scare the the Trail of the Assassins" by Jim mysteries of the century. The piss out of the old folkies. Garrison and "Crossfire: The Plot movie is bound to raise con- troversy We'll bring the singles — that Killed Kennedy" by Jim about the Warren Com- "Lovers in a Dangerous Time", Marrs. "JFK" chronicles the at- mission, the commission responsible Well, it looks like we've got a next few songs. "Rocket Launcher", and "If a tempts of New Orleans District for the initial investi- Attorney (played by gation. recent healthy-sized crowd out there Most of the arrangements will Tree Falls" for the Muchmusic Jim Garrison A Gallup Poll Costner) tonight; quite an assortment too. I stay constant from there with the kids - in and out of the set before Kevin to prosecute New showed that 73% of Americans heard ticket sales were brisk, but full band of guitars, bass, drums finishing with "A Dream Like Orleans businessman Clay Shaw believe that the Warren Commis- conspiracy Kennedy was in times like these, who can and organ. Mine". Hopefully the more popu- for in the as- sion wrong and that there was blame them for staying home? The oldest song I want to do lar material will prevent the sassination. a conspiracy. One of the Okay, let's quickly run over is "See How I Miss You". Colin audience from being too alienated The movie begins with actual strengths of the movie is that footage Kennedy's the set list again and make sure and I will both do it acoustic like by the new album. But, hey, I'm a of John F. in- rather than cramming a solution we all know what we're doing on the live album from last year. progressive guy; I don't plan on auguration. The pseudo- down our throats, Stone simply tonight. I'd like to shy away from most of doing "Silver Wheels" and documentary accelerates through asks questions and explores vari- I want to concentrate the set that material and keep to the "Going Down Slow" on some Kennedy's presidency, tension ous theories ultimately leaving on the new songs from Nothing lighter stuff. If I play "Wondering godforsaken 25th anniversary mounting, until inevitably it halts any final decision up to the on But a Burning Light and the more Where the Lions Are" one more tour someday. Forget that. with frightening finality No- viewer. recent 'band' material. Yeah, the time I'll puke. But we'll keep I've heard quite a few people vember 22,1963. Once again real Nonetheless, the movie has footage of John F. Kennedy's as- past ten years, that's recent for "Tokyo" and the new arrange- hollering for "Waiting For a some serious flaws. "JFK" is not sassination is used and is quite ef- me. ment of "Stolen Land". And Miracle" so I guess we'll keep pure fact, yet it is presented as continued pg 17 \ RECESSION HNCEs] jpomeslicBottled Beer Cheap!| 3 €veryday until 9pm and S, Mon. and Uied. nights TS K JAIiUARY 16 5 £GROPE TOADS I kv^^t^vfliT/in^^ S ||m|^ _ KM at Phils Grandson's Piacei THUkSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 THE CORD SCENE 15 Just how much you like Mick Jagger's body! Sarah Brophy loons, polar bears, whatever. Keith Richards really looked his much, much more. The cameras did a fantastic job of Cord Entertainment When faced with the life size age despite his attempt to look As for Mick, he looked rea- scanning the crowd and even antics of the Rolling Stones, how- chic by sporting spray-painted sonably healthy compared to focused in on some individuals. I If you're thinking about ever, it is impossible not to notice jeans. His face just looked an- Richards although he's just as could not help but notice, how- making the trek to Ontario Place just how much more detail an cient. I know that the guy has ugly as he ever was. I just ever, that a significant percentage to see "The Rolling Stones at the of the male Stones' fans present Max" you would be well-advised were balding. just how much to think about you I took a furtive look around Jagger's body. If like Mick you during the intermission to con- you'll enjoy sitting decide that firm what I had begun to suspect. through approximately two hours I was one of the youngest people of Mick's gyrations, then go for in the entire theatre. In addition, I And, if you're a true Jag- it! was probably the only person gerophile, sit in one of the front there to whom spending fourteen few rows and you'll get an in- dollars on this movie meant much comparable view of Mick's at all. crotch. Otherwise, you'd better The Rolling Stones with special guest Vaclav Havel. do some serious thinking about Now, don't get me wrong, I help thinking that both the fourteen dollars that you're IMAX movie can show you. done a lot of drugs (what an un- couldn't like the Stones' music. Mick and guys are older than my going to have to come with in or- One of the first things that derstatement!) and has had his of these the boys did a good job. I could symbols? Nah! der to experience the "ultimate struck me about "The Rolling stomach pumped numerous times parents. Sex even almost get over (but not Thankfully there were some concert movie". Stones at the Max", besides the but when you see him "larger quite) the uncomfortable feeling of relief from bombard- I arrived quite late at Ontario aforementioned crotch-view, was than life", Richards looks like moments that I had when two giant in- closeups Place—a rather serious mistake. the fact that the Stones are old. he's been through all of this and ment with of the band. flatable women overwhelmed the The only seats left were in the stage during "Honky Tonk front three rows. Of course, I un- Women". There were, in fact, thinkingly chose to sit in the NUTCRACKER several instances when I felt like not standing up dancing centre of the theatre, realizing pg 13 presentation of Tchaikovsky's and and from world of warm and bright spring screaming. But nobody was. The that my line of vision was going The Nutcracker. I would strongly to directly at progressed to the Land of Snow. colours. whole theatre was deadly still. end up Mick's suggest that next year, if you pelvis. The audience was propelled The costumes were also well I can handle Mick from a from have the chance, please do not Although the technological too a warm living to a world tailored to the evening of dance. distance but this was just room of miss this famed ballet. The Na- wizardry of "The Rolling Stones crystals They much. and snow. The icicles de- were colourful yet not over- tional Ballet of Canada performs at the Max" is amazing, the atmo- I guess my warning to scended from the ceiling cre- as you is and whelming. Dancers dressed it every year in Toronto, if I am sphere and the music become to beware of the differences be- ated the effect of a real ice snowflakes and flowers came and not mistaken. From the reactions lost. Simple enjoyment of the tween cavern. At one point, there the IMAX experience and was left the stages. I heard from the children in at- music and the art of the Stones is even powdered snow the regular movie theatre experi- falling All in all, the performance tendance at the Centre in the ruined by too much attention to down onto ence. These differences seem ei- the dancers. The final was breathtaking. The National Square, it was "awesome". So, detail. The unfortunate fact is that ther negligible or positive when scene was also breathtaking. Ballet of Canada and the National please introduce your children to "The Rolling Stones at the Max" taking in some of the regular From a land of ice and snow the Ballet School could not have the magic of ballet by bringing just couldn't measure up to a live fare-ducks, Ontario Place geese, audience was propelled into a been more perfect in their them to see The Nutcracker. concert or a good movie. 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The first single, producing everything behind her for the deaf ears that voice, "Caribbean will un- writes and plays all her Blue", is a fine track. into sympathy with her voice. doubtedly be turned to her, Enya has one of It's partic- those styles own stuff and she makes classy richly layered with a percus- The result is spellbinding and ularly in North America, that you either love or really albums like Shepherd sive clockwork of where Moons. synths which quite convincing, as on the tradi- quiet, introspective music is hate. Those who really hate This album sees drive the often her Enya staying progression round and tional "How Can I Keep From forfeited for something do so understandably; round fast and her music true to the form and style intro- while Enya connects things Singing?" and her own gutsy. She hasn't is big, airy, a little wimpy and duced on Watermark. Although with her trademark legato sing- "Evacuee". compromised her decidedly foreign approach cannot be performed on street there is nothing ing. Enya has a way Enya's to here as brash and ccrtain with compositional talents music; she continues to corners with acoustic guitars. a phrase; making most sing in recognizable as "Sail Away"(her the of her are not to be underestimated ei- Gaelic and Latin and ther. She weaves tapestries of demands that we join her in her celestial, voice, synths and acoustic instru- neo-Victorian ments together into almost netherworld' Should you decide to arrangements listen to symphonic and Enya's Shepherd Moons makes everything sound you will like it discover something which was recorded in a huge cathedrai, has gone missing in popular music. Sarah McLachlan or perhaps the Grand Canyon (no Beauty. keeps her clothes on Steve Hodgson "Vox" didn't even come close to the quality Cord Entertainment projected on her first album. Throughout the con- Music videos usually project an image of the cert, McLachlan's warmth and lack of pretentious- artist which closely resembles the performer's ap- ness was very much apparent as she strummed her pearance. Canadian artist Sarah McLachlan is an acoustic guitar to the delight of her fans. exception to this rule. Appearing at a sold-out McLachlan displayed her wide range of vocal Humanities Theatre Wednesday, November 20, abilities during songs like "Home" and "Shelter", McLachlan projected a remarkably different image "For all those less fortunate than us," she said. from what her fans are accustomed to in her most Her first set featured a slower paced collection recent videos. Far from showing any displays of of songs which was rather slowish at times. How- nudity, the young performer wore a long black ever, McLachlan's second set was much more up- dress that ended at her ankles. Although tempo to the audience's delight. McLachlan's video imagery is very strong and up- Obviously winning over the crowd, front, this was not the case as she chose to let her McLachlan's encores consisted of Talk Talk's music do the talking through such songs as "Drawn "Give It Up" and Billie Holiday's "Gloomy Sun- to the Rhythm", "Into the Fire", "Terms" (the Path day." of Thoms), and "Ben's Song", the highlight of the Opening for McLachlan was Canadian act, show which featured a solo performance by Gregory Hoskins and the Stick People, featuring a McLachlan on piano. remarkable female backing vocalist who is sure to Unfortunately, one of McLachlan's best songs go places. 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He plays a sleezy informer purpose is merely ask ques- , events Stone's interpretation must answer. s s s from tions that society JANUARY 10 :N g|||| who knew Lee Harvey Oswald. Even a Canadian who was not India - The Land «112 Woftderfc. Humanities theatre. 8 pm. Skydig- of them. Donald Sutherland was also quite as gers at Fed Halt. Secondly, let's face it, Kevin convincing in his role as a former alive in 1963, I found the movie Costner is NOT a great actor. CIA agent. Other cameos include very suspenseful and enjoyable. Once again his performance is In spite of the few flaws men- 12 ... pmrnmmm Jack Lemmon, Walter Mathau, JANUABff m tioned above, "JFK" is a movie Steal away to the SUf* of Am&rica fte piling rhythms of weak, his nobility nauseating, and John Candy, and Kevin Bacon. Cana Brava. Meringue, salsa and CUmbfo mwk> KP|> Main. his obviously strained southern "JFK" is a very intriguing and worth seeing. accent incredibly irritating. JANUARY 14 Fortunately, the story is strong Gallery Exhibit- Artifacts, furniture and dress from the Elizabethan enough that the movie is worth period on display. Until Friday, January 24,Free admission. seeing anyways. Finally, the character of Jim Garrison's wife (played by Sissy JANUARY 15 .. To Be Scene cont'd Master Class in English organ majsic of Shakespeare's time. 10:30 Spacek) does not belong in the am in the Aird Centre, Rm. 304. Free admission. A lecture by film. The character is a selfish, Andrew Gurr, professor of English at the University of Reading. whining housewife that does JANUARY 17, nothing but annoy the viewer. Authority on theatre history of the English Renaissance. Reconstruc- The K-W Littie Theatre presents: Third and Oak: The reception to tion of the Globe Theatre. 8 pm in the Recital Hall. A The character should have been Laundromat The Studio, =9 Princess St^E-v#?aterlQQ, $5 admission. mark the opening of the Shakespeareaiil||||!|al following Dr. toughened up to create some real 886-0660. Gurr's lecture. 9:30 pm in the Recital Hall. JF JANUARY 18 MlfiP JANUARY 16 Academic Colloquium - Five speakers examine women in the arts Renaissance. 11:30 am in Food Fair: Campus clubs sell food of the Wanted: and literature of tlie jBngfish Renaissance. 10 am to 4:30 pm in the music alumni The the Concourse. Festival Laurier Concert features in Paul Martin Centre, Jim MacMilian, Songs with universal appeal. Triumphs Open ofA JMidsummer Night's of Oriana. Discussion Scene Humanities Thcaue, I pm. Admits $8,00* Kids/Students/Seniors - fourth-year English students* 2:30 to 4 pm. Room 4- Dream with $6.25. |§|: 205. Free. Crash Test Dummies perform at Stages. Writers. JANUARY 19 JANUARY 16 TO 18 '' J Till interested A children's adaptation of The Tempest by Atrnt Betty's Rhubarb Theatre Laurier presents Hamlet featuring Kate Hennig. 8 pm. Pies at 2 pm in the Torque Rooftu S&tfyteJfef Mary- Eileen McClear Tickets available at the InfoCentre or at the Purple and Gold. $10 for please attend will entertain children ages 7 and under. adults and $8 for seniors and students. Friday's meeting, JANUARY 17 MUSIC AT NOON: Every.Tuesday and Thursday the faculty and A lecture by Gillian Walker and Gales Wills on social welfare in 2:30, Cord office. staff of the Faculty of Music present concerts the Recital Shakespeare's England. 4 pm, Rrcu 1013 ofthe Peter's Building. in Hall in :he Aird Centre. Admission is free and all are welcome. TUESDAY THURSDAY January 15 January 16 Festival Laurier presents: Elizabethan Food Fair Shakespeare's England Campus Clubs will sell An Exhibit of wax figures, Elizabethan confections portraits and replicas of and savouries the Elizabethan period 11:30 a.m. Concourse 10:00 a.m. - 7:00p.m. Monday-Friday Music at Noon Laurier Art Gallery, Aird Bldg. The Triumphs of Oriana: Free Admission An Elizabethan Madrigal Continues to January 24 Cycle 12:00 p.m. Aird Recital Hall WEDNESDAY Free Admission January 15 Theatre Laurier Presents Laurier Lecture Series presents: Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' Professor Andrew Gurr, 8:00 p.m. 'Hatless in Globeland: Theatre Auditorium Reconstructing Shakespeare' Admission: Adults -$10.00 8:00 Aird Recital Hall Students/Seniors - $8.00 Festival Laurier Opening Ceremony to follow Free Admission ! SaturdayLt-,""20% OFFproducts J I DCnOn DlanKS including all Denon iJan. 11thi,„HK» dfift i THE C OR 13 THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, ±992. 18 COMMENT Christmas in Iceland spring. were fleeing the scene by snow- his truck...just as the gang on top And firecrackers? Who needs mobile...or at least, beginning to. of the hill also began blasting the firecrackers when you have live You see, Dub-Dub-Dub, truck, with about 50 rounds of ammo] Fireworks are passe when Aaron and I were the only ones ammunition altogether. you have shotguns...rifles...and left at the scene of the fire, and By the time Aaron, Dub-Dub- METROPOLIS handguns to ring Harvey was on his way to charge Dub and I were racing across the in the New BY FISHER SHEFFIELD Year. us with arson, but Dub-Dub-Dub frozen lake, and away from the "What's red and has seven But New Year's Eve is al- As irony would have it, the couldn't get his rusted-out, piece- volunteer fire department and po- dents?" - Dennis Decicco to ways a crazy time on any Indian first person we met coming into of-shit truck to start...and he lice, Dub-Dub-Dub was crying Fisher reservation, especially one lo- town was The Law: special con- didn't want to leave without it. softly...and just kept repeating Sheffield one over "Dub-Dub-Dub's truck..." - cated in the middle of nowhere. stable Harvey (nobody knew his "Come on!" I screamed at him word and over again un- through the flames and snow, derneath his breath: "Rosebud..." Fisher Sheffield, laughing... When you live in a tract house last name), a man originally from "Harvey's coming, but if we As we rode off into the night, built on the ice and snow of the Niagara Falls, who warned us: leave now, we won't have to go midnight struck, hundreds of of course, is not the last frontier, you tend not to care "Don't start any trouble boys, and to jail!" shotguns and rifles simultaneous- correct answer...but we what other people think. When you'll be fine...the only way these That, By the time Aaron pointed out ly blasted off in the distance, and were not above heaping winter lasts 11 months and 2 people will respect you is if you that a big gang of New Year's I entered what I knew would be a insults on Dub-Dub-Dub's weeks of each year, and when show no fear...let them know: piece-of-shit Eve revellers, with their shotguns morally ambiguous year. I took a rusted-out, red Ford you have to have your food, 'I'll fuckin' kill you' [at this Har- half-ton truck, even when it was clothes, trucks, snowmobiles, and and bottles of liquor both loaded, shot of whiskey, a drag on my vey made a tight fist, and his eyes cigarette, ferrying us from party to party, liquor airlifted in each spring, the were coming over the hill to and reloaded a handgun rolled back in his head, as if he for that evening's New Year's Eve 1990... isolation starts to get to you, and check out the fire, Dub-Dub-Dub further was going insane] if they start festivities, breaking few Nineteen hundred and ninety- "February Cabin Fever" becomes was white-knuckling his steering the New any bullshit, and then, only then, Year's resolutions I had left... one was going to be the year I a moot point. will wheel, refusing to let go. they like y0u..." Off in the distance, a snow- turned it all around...no more al- And you start to develop your After our Har- "Dub!" I hollared at him, meeting with storm was blowing in...and I cohol. No more cigarettes. No own customs: for example, since vey, Dub-Dub-Dub and I con- "You get the fuck out of that reflected, upon looking at Dub- more handguns. No more betrayal you've got more money than you tinued into town, in his truck! Don't make me do some- big red Dub-Dub, with no great amount of friends, anxiety about the fu- know what to do with, if your Ford half-ton truck. thing I'm going to regret!" of sadness, that this world was ture, nostalgia for my childhood, snowmobile breaks down, you Eventually Harvey's squad car was we found Aaron truly not made for or or wanton, careless killing. don't repair it...you abandon it. racing up the street, headlights me, my and his brothers, and began drink- kind. No more angst. And get a new one in the ing up one hell of a storm. bouncing along the snowbanks. Until the fire we had going in "Aaaargh!" the basement got out of control, With a primal scream, I and we had to flee the house. grabbed a shotgun from Aaron, 1992finds Fisher Sheffield, alive, and What causes finally his personal We moved everybody who'd and, whirling to face freefrom services Dub-Dub- contract to editor Buckley passed out out of the house first: Dub, Black- began blasting his truck! hawk. It should be noted then we went back for our here that ab- liquor, "That's all you're good for," I solutely everything Fisher homosexuality? then Aaron's rifles, then...but Sheffield by was howling at the truck, "ya writes is complete lies, don't believe then it was too late: the house piece shit, of you're only good a word of what he says, and don't try was totally engulfed in flames. for target practice now!" and pin this crap on me... PINK INK It wasn't soon after that we Dub-Dub-Dub jumped out of by Denys Daivs interesting report was released last fall that I was recently reminded of by my favourite men's magazine (Men's Fitness). AnNeuroscientist Simon LeVay of the Salk Institute for Biological Studies in La Jolla, California reported in Science Journal that a small part of the hypothalamus area of the brain called INAH 3, Ouija is only half as large in homosexual men as in heterosexual men. This size difference is similar to that of women and heterosexual men. dear This led LeVay to believe that the size of INAH 3 determines am the great, almighty, omniscient Ouija and I roommates don't know that they are crossing some whether a person sexually prefers men or women. know the answers to everything. Please write lines of consideration the situation will only build LeVay cautions that his results are far from conclusive. The size I in; I love solving your desperate, miserable up and it may intensify hostile feelings. Be honest of INAH 3 may be a result of homosexuality rather than the cause of predicaments. All anonymous letters can be sub- and tactful with your roommates. Maybe you could it. Many however, believe his hypothesis to be credible because of mitted to the Info centre or the Cord office on the establish the lines of consideration you feel are ap- previous studies on animals which have shown that INAH 3 does 2nd floor of the Student Union Building c/o Ouija, propriate. For instance, tell your roommates to play a factor in sexual activity. It is felt that if there is a biological ex- the Cord. seek your consent before they help themselves or planation for homosexuality confirmed help to explain why it would Dear Ouija, replace thefood they've eaten. Only you can decide homosexuality exists in most human societies despite sometimes I've been searching for an aphrodisiac that when the line is being crossed. Most roommate against enormous cultural pressures it. works. I've tried olives, oysters, and powdered problems can be resolved by tactful communica- Problem. As I remember form the original release, only ten sub- elephant tusks, to name a few of the more exotic tion. jects studied LaVay's report. All were for were gay and all were ones. One of my friends says the best love potion is GoodLuck, HIV-positive. According to scientific principles as them, I understand a six pack in the back Seat of a station wagon. Do Ouija while the results do encourage further study, no definite conclusion any of these really work, or do you know of some- can be reached with such a small base for data, especially when all of thing better? Please advise me, oh great one. CEREBELLA by Ryan Feeley the subjects were HIV-positive. It is known to scientists that AIDS Your Pal, can affect certain areas of the brain and certain neurological func- Justin Case tions. Is it not possible then that the size of the subjects INAH 3 is a Dear Justin Case, result of the Hi-virus or (extremely far fetched) the reason why the My ultimate, omniscient wisdom tells me that affected them in first virus the place. aphrodisiacs are unnecessary if you are equipped Poor like always research this upsets gays and lesbians. While with the kind of "package" women desire. Sure a six some researchers desire to find the cause of homosexuality for good pack works sometimes but think of the consequent intentions there may be many who are looking for a cure. If the fac- beer-goggles that may develop. Even Godzilla may tors are known there would be the possibility of prevention or rever- look attractive to a randy fellow after a couple of sal through chemical treatments. If there is a known cause that could beers! The best aphrodisiac is good biceps. Go to be reversed then would life be any easier for gays and lesbians? I the gym and improve what the Gods gave you and think not. All gay people know that they did not have a choice as far then you won't have to resort to potions that make as their sexuality is concerned. If all of a sudden there was a choice, if elephants an endangered species. treatment could be sought, if homosexuality could be reversed, the Love, pressure from society to change would be even greater. Ouija the work out God Of course, I have presented an extremist point of view. Most gays Dear Ouija, and lesbians would love to find out the cause of their sexuality. After My roommates always eat my food. While most all, whatever causes homosexuality would shed light on times I don't mind them borrowing some milk or heterosexuality. The problem and the fear however revolves around bread, its really starting to bother me. What should the fact that as it is, many people feel and believe that homosexuality I do? can be cured. Fueling their fires with inconclusive biological studies Signed, like LaVay's only serves to diminish the quality of our lives and Clueless While Foodless makes things much more difficult. Is this an issue in which the gay Dear Clueless. and lesbian community greatly underestimates the trust and reliability Your situation is very common. The most impor- of the world around us? For the sake of all, I would hope so. tant thing to remember is communication. If your THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, ±992 THE CORD FEATURE 19 Hamlet A damn juicy play By Tony Chartrand-Burke (jl* amlet, the most famous of all Shakespeare's plays. Hamlet, the most favoured of all ac- C tor's roles. On January 16, 17 and 18 Theatre Laurier will present an intimate produc- tion of the play to the Laurier community. After nine years of dramatic tradition, our own theatre company tackle this challenging text. How will they do it? Who will be our Hamlet? « . 112 T.eslie O'Dell who tried . or- ones y u bought school and re .al lvement ! '' -cdSctor"recto $aw invo 12. 9 as artistic Tymec s be- December hour at Wilfs l° two calm, Q"iet J der presenting A studen are Theatie 'llurier Laurier corn- when most meeting an veTtoyear to the be shows became play in exams hind the scenes a brieffhb< m, place for Lamer w at Theatre ZZ.fJZi-L-"" -ls^° lok ISte tr «°^^, Tymec?ays iToZce^UarUryme, to it was fitted for non tied t t called very Leslie isn ad for act da«< 6 The fcrence was working Haffllet) After traditional ** -' up to «* for fiv powers- rt eiven 0 Laurier the ductions. as a ® Hamlet, c Set the the Ty me ".rthat are*e"ta work w'hin that-be more "* damn juicy tale " university. sfflaller 'powers- Showcasing responded. P ea Tyniec. our om role." AnnAnne-Marie within that-bei w is minutes, a from backyard wlthm . So, ; ; was mi» nterview Decemb Leslie scheduled scat- The officef/J! oj artistic oiiversation was wouldn U information 1 The uninitiated O'Dell, Laurier. Amid the h Z ofP™ffT eatre up of putting drama but it director wa lking here to find. career per- votce ° 112 piece of a TymeC of a import strange offshoot becom®. TnfdTnthe to has Laurier com- SOn "■ can't seem pu«le * is the can be heard. humanity that Jiust the ce wh sw- whUe a v , . at; mumty. It is the oc get oU in put™* university °K 8 tendingf the un English, de come together Sues can degree casional , rea- L of her honours play- what better in with ,o learn and sinking y tmerview TymeC at the Cord for e \» hts " talent and chaottc. wearing dlffeT S0 showcasing the uld be short „ TbM»TheatTe Laurier. "Lo own STo the growing other within their wrong. and can be found was s passed Aft" Twenty a in the drama «»?^ able t0 get p > r'Son . conceivable t let go and I baveia quesUon couldn as V company' so word in to tions have J graduation "»»' * th P Hell, most of W lhing of on as production r;tendance a desplte let *ey t-toedfher creat- year laurier events con . prices, manager- LastI Af{ IS g ticket ever; of full the e iust because ed the __ job that incre^ pos a s-S&t*»- _ for has Co-ordinator «tfOr made let?" Qf Hamlet have heen "The character could wnssfsEFS- -an s was L , an Tymec dof her now. become ic■ Carson 2S All _ The U Laurier/ Anne- O'Dell says. weaI TheatreTheatr . u: TheX 0 began year haS and eC ln recent harder Elizabethan Marie Ty" w«with the 1984 ha ing blackw ' everyone goes early days productions "Extra- „ and in the s hold a is to- to find, . ° a premium r dU the fledgling tun at is the P f'BackBacK theni curricular those makes him tick Eldritch. still in lts now bu Sn™ What drama company {ot right who are y ing formative stages direction. Continued on next page THE CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 20 FEATURE teaching the Laurier players about Hennig is not just another actor how the professionals do their playing Hamlet. She is a woman stuff. "Everybody in the play gets chosen for a role that very few at least one good scene with Ham- women are provided the op- let and their learning about the portunity to play. Certainly not at sort of mental discipline and emo- Stratford. tional discipline, techniques and "It's not that the talent isn't skill that goes into being a profes- there or even that a director sional actor." wouldn't be interested in doing The way O'Dell sees it, every- it", Hennig says."It would be one wins. 'poo-pooed' among the 'intellectual' crowd that Stratford January 3,1992 - is based on. I've done a couple of It's two days after New Year's. workshops at Stratford taking The university is open but barren. Shakespeare and making it some- An empty Dining Hall echoes the thing that is accessible to people classically-trained voice of actor now. Young people in particular. Kate Hennig. I'm a young person and I want Shakespeare accessible to me. I Much like Leslie O'Dell, Hen- find that Stratford Shakespeare at nig is excited about the play. Ex- times is inaccessible or its acces- cited, but tired. These past two sibility is limited." months Hennig has been rehears- Hennig's approach to playing ing a very difficult play ten hours Hamlet is simply defined: make a day while also acting as a the character real. Not such an teacher-by-osmosis for the rest of easy task in this gender bending the cast. production. Yet she finds the dual role very "I know that it will be difficult enjoyable. because it's hard for people to ac- "One of the really great things cept the reality of a woman play- about working with students is ing a man. But I can't let that there is no ego involved," Hennig bother me. The reality is I am says. "They are wholeheartedly playing a man — a young man, the boy Hamlet ~ I am given the text, In a twist on the gender bend- committed to what's going on and Continued my facts both to accept and from previous page ing casting of Victorian plays, work very hard, they try very, hard to the best of their deliver, and my job is to accept big question mark and everyone O'Dell solved her conundrum by very capa- bilities. and deliver them with clarity, has a different answer". casting a woman as the young "The work of the play is much honesty and realism." Theatre Laurier's answer in- Hamlet. decision which offers A Unlike the other productions volves a critical look at the text of easier to get to because you the audience a unique view of the Hennig has the play and the motivation of haven't got people's egos strut- been involved in, presentation. Hamlet has Shakespeare and his company ting around on the stage and a very brief run. The months of preparation come when the play was conceived. In bumping into each other. In that to an their presentation they also bring respect it's quite wonderful. I'm end fairly quickly for the compa- ny and it will be time for Kate to light some interesting ques- also glad to be doing a bit of — Hennig to find other roles play. tions. teaching not in a class room but to "The heart of what I'm bring- by example and through But it will be different. And they really enjoy it "I know at the end of it I'll be ing to it that's different is my warmups. heartbroken that sense of how old Hamlet is, that's too, they're really gung ho." it won't go on longer but where it all starts," the director Three seasons at Stratford and I will have had the chance to play begins, an almost mad fascination a slew of other acting roles over Hamlet." SHAKESPEARE'S the past decade has certainly And I guess that's what it's staring out behind her eyes. "Most prepared Hennig for her portrayal really all about. often people point to a statement "When you have a woman made by the gravedigger in the hamlet of Hamlet but the work has delivering lines like 'frailty, thy to a challenge. "It's Theatre Laurier presents Hamlet fifth act of the play that says 'the name is woman' you hear it dif- proved be difficult," she "but January 16, 17, 18 at 8:00 pm in day that Hamlet was born. Thirty ferently and a lot of what Hamlet very says, I don't think that actor would the Theatre Auditorium. Ticket years ago'. is about is what it is to be a man. any be satisfied with the work he does prices are $10 regular and $8 stu- "Parallel to that Hamlet must But you don't see our actor as a this It's so enormously dents and seniors. Tickets are be played by an actor who has the woman, you see her as Hamlet on role. so, so available at the Purple & Gold maturity to handle the complexity but you double-see her. It's al- complex and there are many ways to take it." store or the WLUSU Centre. of the text and is mature enough most subliminal but it gives you a Info in the acting community to win sense of what goes on between the role. So we have it very men and what on women, goes of Theatre Laurier Shows strongly in our minds that Hamlet between women and women and Chronology is thirty. But one of the great what goes on between men and 1984 to Present puzzles of the play is that the first men." part of the play, up until act 5, is The sheer weight of the text, Rimer's of Eldritch January 1984 overwhelmingly burdened with and the hours needed for rehearsal Crimes of the Heart October 1984 general references to his age: forced O'Dell to call for a profes- Camelot March 1985 'young Hamlet', 'young Ophelia' sional to fill Hamlet's shoes. Guys and Dolls September 1985 - he is just at university and for Some of the Theatre Laurier Midsummer Night's Dream January 1986 the Elizabethan nobility they went staple actors remain — Jennifer South Pacific September 1986 to university at 14 or 15." Lindsay Julia Epps, Price, Three One-Act Plays January 1987 O'Dell chalks the discrepancy O'Hallarn, and Chad Martin to North Bay Broadway September 1987 up to a battle of egos in name a few ~ but none of them to 1988 Shakespeare's company of actors. get a bite of that 'juicy role'. With Godspeil January Hamlet is the kind of role that ac- forty hours of rehearsal time a Chorus of Disapproval January 1989 tors yearn for. The more accom- week required, who would want Evlta September 1989 plished actors wouldn't sit by it? Sarcophagus January 1990 while a younger man, having O'Dell maintains that Hamlet Trojan Women January 1991 grown up in the theatre playing could not be presented any other Into the Woods September 1991 this The the women's roles, scoop up way. inclusion of a seasoned Hamlet January 1992 major, major character. actor has the added benefit of SPORTS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!! by Chris Dodd ly in r the third quarte , linebacker Cord Sports Jim Burkitt sacked Mountie quarterback Sean Hickey, who The Laurier Golden Hawks lost the ball on the play. football team gold Sat- struck on Linebacker Marty Robinson urday November 30. They recovered the ball on the 2 yard defeated the Mount Allison line. This set up Andy Cecchini's Mounties 25-18 to win the most second touchdown of the game. prestigious Canadian award in The Mounties responded with University football-the Vanier major Cup. a later on. This came on a Grant Keaney At the Sky in Toronto 27 yard run that Dome started with on that particular afternoon the the'fumblerouski'. The fumblerouski when Hawks put a fitting end on what occurs the can be considered a Cinderella centre snaps the ball and season. The Hawks were consid- holds onto it until, in this case ered by the 'experts' as not hav- Grant Keaney picks it up. The ing matured to the national level quarterback in the meantime until last year. They did one hell makes it look like a pass. of a job proving the experts Bill Kubas and Andy Cec- wrong. chini then hooked up for another The game itself was the end to major. It came on a 19 yard a week of festivities that are year Kubas pass to Cecchini in the after year, becoming more recog- endzone. This was Cecchini's nized by the media. Once again third touchdown of the game and the experts felt that attendance eighth of the postseason. It was a and viewer rates would drop be- remarkable day for Cecchini who cause of the two teams involved playoffs. got the Mounties to the Vanier they were able to do a better than had, along with the three majors, in the game. And of course, they From the opening kickoff the Cup and what many felt would average job of covering the 137 yards rushing on 22 carries. were wrong again. The at- large Laurier contingent had lots help them defeat our Hawks. Mountie receivers. The lineback- He was joined by P.J. Martin who tendance was high because of the to cheer about. The Hawks The Hawk defensive line, ers for Laurier played well all day had 49 yards on 9 carries and Craig incredible support for the Hawks opened the scoring with a single however, dominated as usual. against the run and pass and were Brenner with 32 yards on 5 from this great Laurier campus. point. They soon added to their What they gave up in size they the main difference in the game. carries. As the two teams took centre lead when rookie Spiros made up for in speed and it paid All of these components on Bill Kubas passed for 149 yards stage in the Dome among the Anastasakis converted a 28 yard off. They were able to hold the defense combined to give the and completed 10 of 20 numerous festivities, the dif- field goal. The Hawks now led 4- Mounties to almost nil yards on Hawks offense good field posi- passes. Andrew Scharschmidt ference between the two teams 0. the ground in the first half. They tion throughout the game. An caught 1 pass for 48 yards. Mean- could be felt also penetrated while Ralph Spoltore fight away. The The key to this game, as it the Mounties line Andy Cecchini touchdown before caught 3 Hawks were loose to get at quarterback passes for 39 yards and Cecchini and relaxed, was almost all year, was the Sean Hickey the half was a direct result of the Mounties were not. time and time had the touchdown catch. The rea- Hawk defense. It was thought that again. If not for a good defense and good field posi- sons are numerous, sack, then just to The day was not done how- but the main the huge Mountie line would make their tion. reason was the attitude of the presence known. ever. Hickey passed for another dominate the Laurier defensive The Golden Hawks took an Hawks. They felt they had noth- line which would allow Mountie major which made the the The Laurier secondary did an 11-4 lead into the lockerroom at ing to lose or prove. After all, Mounties to score 24-18 in Laurier's favour. mount their vaunted excellent job of adjusting to the halftime. The they were predicted to finish third balanced coaches and the Pat O'Leary kicked for a single attack. A balanced run- Mounties unusual way of lining players both knew however that in the OUAA and fold in the ning and passing game before the powerful Laurier is what up their receivers. As a result this was not good enough. So ear- cont'd on page The pride of Laurier 30 by Rob Hums tered the playing field during the pre-game Parade Cord Sports of Colours? This was a group of current Laurier students wearing brand new Purple and Gold clo- The Vanier Cup has come and gone. It was last thing and having painted faces mixing with a year, group remember, one Christmas and a set of final of Laurier alumni wearing their tattered Let- exams ago. But the memories linger brilliantly, and terman's jackets with a distinct glowing sense of the score remains magnificently the same: Wilfrid pride on their faces. This was school togetherness at Laurier University 25, Mount Allison 18. its best. The Wilfrid Laurier University Golden Hawks In the stands, a group of Laurier frosh in their Andy Cecchini -Football football club probably surprised everyone with their decorative coveralls cheered beside a group of What can be said about Andy's incredible performance at the Vanier Cup Hawks of the Week victory; that is, everyone but them- elderly ladies, each of whom crumpled thier pro- Vanier Cup that was not already witnessed by the 30,191 fans at the selves. The Hawks worked hard and played hard grams in thier hands because of all of the excite- SkyDome or the hundreds of thousands of people across the country throughout the season, and in the end they earned ment. Signs reading "Maclean's predicts: WLU 37, on television. Physically, Andy scored three touchdowns, rushed for what they deserved: a national championship. Mt. Allison 2 and "Hawks Kick Butt" were waving 137 yards on 22 carries for two of his majors and caught a key pass But what the Hawks did for Wilfrid Laurier throughout the 'Dome. On the field, for 19 yards his University the actual and other touchdown. What people may not have goes beyond bringing home a game went as was scripted, the final chapter of seen, though, was the spirit and leadership Andy enjoys prestigious the as he was one trophy. The Hawks simply united the Hawks captivating novel. The crowd rocked as of the key mental and spiritual leaders of the Golden Hawks. Con- Laurier community like it never been united before. Andy Cecchini scored his Vanier Cup record-tying gratulations to the Most Valuable Player of the Vanier Cup winning Never before has school pride been so powerful. three touchdowns, and reeled when Mount Allison the Ted Morris Memorial Trophy. Never before has school spirit been lifted to these rallied in the fourth quarter. But only the Hawks heights. Indeed, never before has school unity been know comebacks, and they went on to only Laura Cooke - Volleyball so dominant. win All of this because of a sporting event. Laurier's second CIAU championship, its first in Laura Cooke, a fourth year middle blocker from Burlington led could Who forget the roar of the crowd at football. Fans stormed the field, and those who the Hawks in kills (20) and stuff blocks (15) for their first victory Skydome (which, of as the SBE's Franklin Ram- didn t hugged anybody and everybody around them the season. The Biology major dominated offensively during the 3-0 soomair predicted, became Thunderdome) as Wil- and applauded the victorious Hawks. defeat of Western and helped the volleyballers put frid Laurier together their most University's spirited representatives en- cont'd on page 28 positive outing of the season. the cord THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 22 SPORTS Ran out of gold by Rob Malich women's team plays Windsor at 5 in the country" according to final with 20 points and tied with depth, two big guys inside and Cord Sports 4:00 for an in and added feature a captain Steve Duncan, the Hawks Chris Livingstone with 19 in the MacDougall one of the best high game pitting school seemed tentative and intimidated final. Livingstone was also shooters in the country". In the On Wednesday, January 8 the Georgetown and Forest Heights against the bigger, accurate- named a tournament all-star, as high school part of the tourna- Wilfrid Laurier Golden Hawks take place at 11:30 will in the shooting Brock. Down 49-36 at coach Jeffries praised the second- ment, local favourites Waterloo men's basketball team opened its morning. This tripleheader halftime, the Hawks couldn't year guard for "playing 2 really Collegiate clinched the title with regular season at Western against promises exciting basketball and regroup and ended up losing 95- big games for us". Despite the a 42-36 victory over St. the Mustangs. to David's Due paper dead- everyone interested in basketball 79. Tournament MVP Brian loss, the coaching staff remained to finish with a perfect 3-0 lines the game story was unavail- is encouraged to come out and Bleich led the Badgers with 33 positive and felt that with a few record. able at press time, but coach Jef- support the teams. points, and Allen MacDougall good breaks, the game could have On the weekend between fries promises a positive effort holidays the for Over the Hawks added 23 with some deadly out- gone either way. "Brock is the Christmas and New Year's, the the opening match against kept busy final two the with their side shooting. Danny Deep led best team we've played all year" Hawks travelled to London for defending champions. tournaments "We've of the season. Our the Hawks in scoring in the semi- admitted Jeffries; "they have cont'd on page 26 worked hard on the inside game last issue previewed the Purple over the last month, and it should and Gold Tournament, which was pay dividends against some of the held in the A.C. Due to a near better teams" predicts Jeffries. flawless opening round match, in Laurier fans can get their first which Laurier defeated Windsor glimpse of the new and improved 94-73, the Hawks advanced to the Sweet taste of victory team in regular season play on championship final against Saturday, January 11 at 2:00 Brock, which soundly defeated Speical to the Cord form as she had 20 kills and 15 against the Windsor Lancers as Waterloo 86-68. Going up against stuffblocks. (a phenomenal part of a doubleheader. The a team that "should be in the top Before exams ended the first amount for both in just 3 games!). half of the women's varsity vol- Team captain and setter Lori Sul- leyball season, the Laurier livan played better than her usual Ladyhawks picked up their first good play to complement Cooke. win of the regular season. Jody Campbelton, Shelly Concill, The Laurier Ladyhawks took Lori Spoltore and Carrie Ostrom three straight games from the had a great match and made Western Mustangs to literally major contributions to the vic- walk away with the win. The line tory. score when the Hawks were fin- In 1992 the Ladyhawks are ished was 15-6; 15-10; 15-10. looking forward to showing the The entire duration of the match other teams in the league that took less than one hour. they will be a force to be reck- Before the match, the oned with in the sccond half of Ladyhawks knew it would take the season. home game which is January 22. an entire team effort to pull out a Their first chance comes this The Ladyhawks will play host to win. From the score, it is evident weekend when they play in a the Brock Badgers on this date. that this was accomplished. Some tournament at Waterloo Univer- Coach Cookie Leach hopes individuals deserve special men- sity. They are looking for and that the team has "turned the tion for their fantastic play. deserve support from fans in this corner of a long first half and will Laura Cooke was back in top tournament and at their next be on the winning track now!" SERIES OF SENSATIONAL SALES! MVPQIM RIGHT n°SL*. „ PIZZA Christmas books "Forget the rest, call the best" SOON! o^4-HQp COMING Hard Cover Current Fiction I j I Children's and Youth books j when you _ "'em. I buy a slice ■ [1 VI/f |I fl Cook books | J Iww », Travel books QQ ™9- I and a Pop 1 i > $14.45. ETC ■' ETC I Offer Expires January 23, 1992 199^ Check your Bookstore right here on Campus! TL~. ads in the Cord Weekly! Check our signs in the front window! Look for our special THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, ±992 THE CORD SPORTS 23 Andy Cecchini: MVP Signs contract with Bombers by Terry Grogan son with Laurier football: after for somebody else to have the Cord Sports five years, how does it feel to be number. moving on? G: Whoever it is next year, Early Tuesday morning, C: Laurier football has been a they'll be stepping into a big jer- Laurier star running back and all- huge part of my life, so I definite- sey... uh, putting on a big jersey. around-good-guy Andy Cecchini ly have a sad feeling, but I feel C: Not really... I've always been spoke with The Cord about his excited t00... after five years, I backed up by a good team... Chris football career at Laurier, and the feel satisfied... and looking for- Redguard, P.J. Martin: look at Golden Hawk experience at the ward to the future. these guys. Vanier Cup last November. G: You and Fred Grossman are G: Long time ago, why did you the only two guys who've been choose to come to Laurier? Was G: Good morning! How you with the team five years: aside it a school thing? Or was it be- doing this morning? from the Vanier Cup, what was cause you wanted to play for the C: Pretty g00d... I took out a the best time you had playing for Hawks? couple of dons [Cecchini is the Laurier? C: A little bit of both. At the head resident at Willison Hall this C: My first year with the Hawks time, I was heavily recruited by year] for wings last night. was a good one... in many senses, Western, and by Laurier also. G: Yeah, Paul told me about this year and my first year were Larry Haylor was the head coach that... all right, first question of much the same for me... back at Western, but Tom Arnott [of the interview: Now that football then, trying out for the team, Laurier] just made me feel I'd be season is over, are you just kick- making the team, playing every more comfortable at Laurier... all ing back, taking it easy, or are game ~ being a starter was a big first year students, I guess, are you still keeping up with the surprise — it was a good year. just looking to fit in. workouts? That was the year we went to the G: The Vanier Cup has been C: Well, right now I'm busy play-offs... we flew out to B.C. called the "Superbowl of Cana- trying to get in the best shape of ...and we lost when we could dian University Football": were I'm working my life... hard... I have won, which was disappoint- you ever, you know, privately serious, never nervous or upset, from the administration, the stu- just signed a contract .. with the ing but we always did our best. nervous about playing in front of always laughing at ourselves - I dent body. It's difficult to com- Winnipeg Bombers, Blue and I'll G: What do you think its going 30,000 fans? mean, the day of the game we pare Laurier to other schools be- in be trying out for them June. to be like for you next year, C: Definitely- I can admit that were taping things to the ceiling cause we only have 6 000 stu- G: Jeez... how many people watching somebody else with #27 now, of course... of course I was [of the changeroom], goofing dents. It's hard to compare us to Personally, I know about that? on their back out on the field for nervous... but I just thought, this around -- We had a lot of dif- Western, of course they're going hadn't anything about a heard Laurier? is my last game, I gotta have a ferent guys on the team, but we to get more fans turning out. But contract with the Bombers... C: It should be fun to watch... good game... it was just another all meshed... we get an incredible amount of C: Not many people have, I im- G: Nostalgia? game, just like playing Western G: But it's not like the Vanier support, we're supported very agine... I just signed it two weeks C: Part of that, but not really... I or somebody. Cup is something the Hawks do well. I hope the other teams get ago, it's a two year contract... mean, I won't be jealous or mad G: What about the rest of the every year... the support we've received, espe- they gave me a signing bonus or anything... team? I mean, going to the C: Yeah, well, at Churchill cially this year's support. (laughs)... I'm excited, looking G: Why did you choose #27? championship is an awful amount [Bowl in Toronto], at the half we G: Vanier Cup festivities lasted to it... I'm going to work forward C: That's been my number since of pressure... were down by 22 points but in the an entire week, from Monday to hard: 66 guys get called to camp high school... I used to play hock- C: Well, that's the thing. Our locker room we were talking, Saturday! What was your and 45 make it... I've seen a lot of ey, and Darryl Sittler, back then team is different from any other yapping, fooling around... we favourite part of the week? from Laurier and I so guys, guys he was my... idol, guess... I've seen... we have a lot of weren't quiet-- it was a good at- C: Well, we went down on Wed- friends from other universities try when I couldn't get #27 for hock- characters on our team, wide vari- mosphere. nesday and had to stay at our have even made it... I chose it for football... but out, some ey, ety of characters... we had a lot of G: Some people accuse Laurier hotel. Favourite part of the week? G: All right, this is your last sea- yeah, I've moved 0n... it's time fun, never took anything too of not having enough school We had to do a lot of work, get- spirit - that the fans only really ting ready for the game, the focus turn out when we go all the way of the week was really on prepa- --What do you think of that? ration, but I enjoyed the awards What are your thoughts on that? banquet. Freddy [Grossman, C: My opinion? I think we have linebacker] making All-Canadian great fans. We get tremendous was a good moment. I was happy Room for improvement support from the other teams, cont'd on page 28 by JeffDragich The Hawks opened up their tion fouls committed by the Cord Sports season with a trip to Hamilton to Hawks helped increase the THE NATIONAL THEATRE face McMaster. They stayed deficit. The Lady Hawk Basketball even with the Marauders through- Hawk coach Sue Lindley was SCHOOL OF CANADA team opened their OWIAA West- out the first half, trailing by just unhappy with the final score. "It ern Division schedule with a 24-23 at the intermission. was a winnable game, we felt at couple of road games the last However, they came out cold halftime in the locker room," she week of November. They failed in the second half, while said. to bring back a win, but showed McMaster was hitting everything. She identified two reasons for some signs of potential. The Marauders outscored the the poor second half per- Hawks 18-2 in the first eight formance. "First, we made a few McMaster 64, LAURIER 46 minutes to grab firm control of adjustments at halftime. We were the game. A number of frustra- confused on defence, we didn't play together as a team. And we : didn't play with the same con ' fidcnce as we did in the first half. As a result, we had difficulty put- ting the ball in the basket." AUDITIONS Guard Teena Murray was the leading scorer for the Hawks with DEADLINE FOR APPLICATION 17 points. FEBRUARY 15th Western 73, LAURIER 50 If you are interested in finding out more about The Hawks next visited the School, please write or telephone: London for a game with the na- The National Theatre School of Canada tionally ranked Mustangs from 5030 St. Denis Street Western. This team is expected Montreal, Quebec to win the division and contend H2J 2LB for a national tide. Tel.: (514) 842-7954 cont'd on page 25 THE CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 24 SPORIS Guts and Glory by fraser kirby and six figure salaries. There is and Coke and beer, they choose inner city youth in Toronto, New theory because either our internal "Those who stay will be certainly some irulh to this, but our charities, we honour them as York, LA, Detroit... kill each desire to strive, our 'guts' wills us Champions" -unknown there is also some falsehood. they struggle to overcome grave other for Raiders hats and Nike to or because we wish for accep- We decided as a society some injury and deadly disease. To say high cuts, NFL legends waste tance and perhaps even glorifica- time ago to make our sports they have been successful is like away in hospital beds from years tion. On November 30/1991 the heroes our heroes in life as well. saying Michael can play some of shovelling steroids into their We take on the responsibility Vanier Cup was hoisted above Perhaps this was our first mis- 'ball. blood, Wayne even took a cheap on the field or in the ring of a job the heads of the champions of the take. The people who succeed In the first year of their pro- shot at Esa behind the Oiler net and we do what ever we can CIAU for the 27th time. This year upon their ability to sack, post up, duction, Air Jordans sold 30 mil- last week-maybe he. bet Pete Rose within the rules to succeed. This the victors where the Laurier jab and hit the outside curveball lion dollars more than Nike had he would do it... It seems the is the road to championhood. Golden Hawks. are not necessarily the people we forecasted. The University of heroes we worship have feet of The status of champion is the A month later on another artifi- should worship as children. They Michigan's logo has been clay. real question. We have decided to cial grid iron, the Washington are, after all an egotistical, intro- stitched, silk screened, embossed These fallings from grace are glorify our athletic champions Huskies defeated the Michigan spective, violent: and obsessive and laminated on over 10 million not new. The Chicago 'Black above all others because of our Wolverines in the Rose Bowl to lot. Yet we have made them our different units of every conceiv- Sox' threw the Reds the Series 73 desire to participate in the simple earn the right to claim half of the cultural icons. They sell us shoes, able product. Big business. Real years ago. Points have been and codified world of the Jock National Championship of the shaved, championships thrown, Ethic and we have consequently NCAA. and money taken since someone forgotten what championhood The Rose Bowl was watched by paid someone to play. We have means. about 80 million people in the US not lost these heroes. What we There is a sign above one of the and Canada. The Vanier Cup, by have lost if we ever indeed had it, exits of the University of slightly less. The Huskies will is perspective. Michigan Football Building. It is receive about 4 million dollars for As a child I had none. The first a sign which is duplicated in their participation in the Bowl. sport I played was hockey, I was similar buildings all over North Hawks will receive somewhat insane about Orr and Clarke and America. It says, "Those who less for their Cup. Hull. I couldn't get enough of stay will be Champions." The On initial examination our im- them. Then I fell in love with Ali. meaning of this graphic is not or mediate reaction is to simply I read every book and watched should not mean that only by suc- place these staggering disparities every fight. When I started to cess in that building can in the file marked, "The NCAA is fight all I wanted was to be the championship be achieved. It bigger, better, richer than CIAU Heavy weight Champion of the means and should always be re- in every sport and so there is no World (never mind that to this membered to mean that we be- comparison." That conclusion is day I am still only a middle come champions by our integrity, based upon the idea that athletes weight). I didn't see the sleaze of our dedication and our success in and athletics are simply a busi- professional boxing or the slow the areas of greatest achievement, ness. A business of advertising lingering decay of Ali because of honour, justice, truth and equali- and endorsements, scholarships fight induced Parkinson's disease, ty. Some of the true champions big. all I heard was the word of our time are Rosie Parks and The wages of iconsim has not "Champion". Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Official Languages avoided the money pit either. Six As I grew so did my perspec- and Terry Fox. figure salaries for baseball, hock- tive. I learned that these men, Athletes too have done things Monitor* Program ey, boxing and now the tradi- despite their humanity had taught to elevate themselves to tionally poor man's sport, foot- me things. Robert Parker calls it championship status. Things they ball are nauseatingly normal. For the 'Jock Ethic', Hemingway have done that last long after their Under a program funded by the Department of the Secretary endorsements Jordan and Bo rank called it manhood and courage, I rings have tarnished. The dona- of State Canada, in of the Ministry of Education conjunction call it 'guts and glory'. It is our tions to charity, the social work with the Council of Ministers of Education, Canada, invites slightly behind Lee laccoca in students to apply for the position of second-language compensation. We will soon give desire as humans to strive and with kids, the treatment of fans. monitors (French or English) for the academic year 1992-93. Michael an Olympic gold medal succeed in what we do. We all The story goes that after Magic and while he won't be paid for it, have to a less or greater degree. found out he had HIV he stopped Monitors (Part-time) his value as an advertising poster We follow a path in athletics in the lobby of the doctors office Official-languages monitors must be full-time postsecon- boy will not be hurt. which charts this desire within a to sign autographs with a huge dary students usually studying in a province other than their And what has been our reward codified set of rules and expecta- grin. Maybe that is when he real- own. They will work between six and eight hours per week tions, to break the rules is a sort ly became a champion. under the supervision of a second-language teacher. Some for this elevation to godhood? failure, falling at- The winning championship francophone monitors will be assigned to French schools Magic, the hero of millions, has of a from the of a outside Quebec. For eight months participation in the become a symbol of the dangers tempt at perfection. We do it, ac- is a proud moment in anyone's program, they will receive at least $3,500 and one return trip of casual and irresponsible sex, cording to the guts and glory life. The Hawks should be proud between their home and the host province. of their achievement for the rest To be eligible for part-time monitor duties, students must of their lives. But they should al- have completed at least one year of postsecondary studies ways remember that the true or will have completed such studies by the end of the 1991-92 academic year. Monitors (Full-time) Full-time monitors must have completed at least one year Work as a of postsecondary studies. Duties consist of assisting second-language teachers (French or English) in rural or Part time Marketing semi-urban areas usually in a province other than their own for 25 hours per week. Some francophone monitors will be assigned to French schools outside Quebec. Moni- Field Representative. tors will receive up to $11,200 for 10 months of participation. They will also receive two return trips per year between their home province and the host province. They may also receive a settling-in allowance of up to $770 and a maxi- mum of $1,110 for commuting expenses within the host province. Application forms and program brochures may be obtained from placement offices in postsecondary institutions, or at the address below: Vanier cup the Manager, Monitor Program The Cup: The of Ministry of Education Canadian University Football Education Liaison and Exchange Branch Champions 14th Floor, Mowat Block, Queen's Park Toronto, Ontario M7A IL2 champions stay. They continue to strive in all the endevours they Duly completed application forms must arrive at the undertake and uphold the ethics package, postmarked / ' -I address indicated in the information purity in all no later than February 14, 1992. Qualified candidates will of and excellence be required to attend an interview. they do. Then they will be champions. - '(applies to men and women equally) OR MORE (the opinions of fraser kirby do EARN 515./HR. not reflect the opinion of Student Council of Ministers DeP artment of the H INTERESTED APPLICANTS campus rep. recruitment Publications, WLU, Magic f jjf of Education, Canada Hr Secretary of State 0 160 vanderhoofavenue ©Ministry & o,Canada PLEASE SEND RESUMES OR Johnson, or Joe Jack- Education °N Shoeless Ontario WORK HISTORY TO: son) THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 THE CORD SPORTS 25 Looking up for hoopsters cont'd from page 23 rebounded from this shellacking and was named to the tournament the Western tournament, their strongly to defeat the national all-star team. In the final, a rebuilt final such pre-season venture. capital's other team, Carleton, by Western team defeated Ottawa to Laurier looked lasklustre in the a score of 82-71. Special mention win the championship, and gave first game, losing 101-77 to Ot- should go to forward Mario notice to the Hawks that they are tawa, the country's #7 ranked Venditti, who averaged 15 points also a team to be reckoned with team. However, the Hawks and 11 rebounds in the two games this upcoming year. The OUAA West promises to be a very competitive division this year, with a great many teams capable of taking the title. Although not considered part of the elite, the Hawks are greatly improved and should surprise a The Snake Bites few people this year. "Our goal is by Mark the Mauler Championship. to make the playoffs" says coach Cord Sports In the climax of the WCW Jeffries, in a prediction that con- Lethal Lottery, Sting defeated trary to previous years seems Last year ended off with some world champ Lex Luger in a non- quite possible and highly likely. classic matches. In case you title match. With a young, exciting team with missed it, the top of all feuds was Stay tuned next week fans great potential on our hands, let's between Jake "the Snake" when the Mauler will have some get behind the basketball Hawks Roberts and Randy "Macho Man" real juicy gossip on Sid Justice and support them with the same Savage. and Royal Rumble predictions zeal that was shown our Vanier During a T.V. taping in mid- that you can take to the bank! Cup champion football team! November, Roberts just got done finishing off one of the endless WWF nobodies when he taunted Savage to come to the ring. After taking enough verbal abuse, Savage entered the ring and was promptly attacked by Roberts, who tied Savage's arms with the ring ropes. Roberts then let his snake gnaw on Savage's left arm as the blood poured. Paramedics with stretchers, referees and even Elizabeth came to aid Savage, who was struggling to move. Poor The pay-per-view broadcast from Texas had the two rulebreakers go at it again with Savage attacking Roberts from behind before the opening bell. Roberts eventually came back to dominate most of the match. Savage however, in the end, attendance managed to barely finish Snake off with his patented flying elbow smash. Winning the match wasn't good enough for Savage though, he wanted to end Robert's career. He yanked a steel chair from an announcer and kicked WWF offi- cials away when he decided the isn't the chair wasn't good enough either. Savage dropped the chair and took the ring bell from the an- nouncer's table. The referee detained Savage for a few mo- ments which was enough time for Roberts to recover and give Savage a devastating DDT. only way Roberts then delivered another DDT when he saw Savage recovering, and then went for his snake which was hidden under the ring. Elizabeth ran out in her pathetic attempt to save her man from further torture. As she tried to stop Roberts from giving to lose 10%. Savage a third DDT he smacked Elizabeth and DDT'ed Savage anyway. WWF president Jack Tunney then came to ringside to stop the chaos as Roberts smiled College and university students with valid student I.D. receive a 10% discount and extended his arm for a hand- at Grand & Toy - the store with the widest selection of school supplies in town. shake. Let this awesome feud continue! In other wrestling news it seems that Sid Justice's left bicep fiRRNDsTaY has fully healed and he will be in OFFICE PRODUCTS ■ PRODUITS DE BUREAU the Royal Rumble. The Rockers are still experi- encing some problems. After losing to the Legion of Doom, Market Square Shopping Centre Rocker Shawn Michaels actually slapped his partner and blamed him for the loss. In WCW action the Young GT0226 Pistols defeated the Patriots for Kitchener the U.S. Tag-Team the COR 13 THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 26 SPORTS Updates from around THL by Rob Hums Mike Barclay has been brilliant should be no surprise that three of Cord Sports with one shutout and a 2.14 the first seven Labatt's Players of GAA. the Week are goaltenders (Keung, The regular season of the With four wins, a tie with Ot- Barclay, and St. Clair), because to Labatt's Tamiae Hockey League tawa, and a tough loss to Calgary, date six THL goalies have goals has almost reached its midway Montreal — who, like Calgary, is against averages under 3.00 point, and not surprisingly Cal- a well-balanced team with a The annual Labatt's THL Awards gary is in first place overall with physical style of play -- has Banquet will once again be a perfect 6 wins and no losses. shown itself to be a legitimate hosted by Wilf's. Players from Although tested in their wins contender for the THL the Mullin-Nesbitt Cup against Tampa Bay, Quebec, and championship. Tampa Bay has championship team, league Montreal, Calgary's characteristic also proved to be a strong squad runners-up, and the Wolnik consistency and timely goal scor- with three wins, despite losing Trophy regular season champions ing has kept their record un- only three close games to Cal- will be recognized, as will the blemished. Bill Gourley and gary, Quebec, and Vancouver. Players of the Week, league Top newcomer Kevin Sabourin con- Tampa Bay's Scott Cullen is tied Scorers and MVPs, the Most tinue to pace team offensively the for second is league scoring with Sportsmanlike Player, the Most with a combined points, 27 while 6 goals and 5 assists, and goalie Outstanding Defenceman and goalie Frank Giannone has Goalie, the Rookie of the Year, a outstanding sparkled with a 2.17 goals against Jason Shaw has and the three All-Star teams. average. 2.80 GAA. Quebec, another pre-season San Jose (3-3), Vancouver (2- favourite, has also held true to 4), Toronto (1-5), Edmonton (1- form, holding down third place 5) and Winnipeg (0-6) have each shown bursts of excellence so far Tough road with a record. ahead 4-1-1 They have this season but suffer from the best goaltending in the league in- cont'd from page 22 Janice Field led the Hawks last two, three days. Our screen- consistent scoring that is keeping to complement its powerful Once again, Laurier put in a with 13 points. ing and execution is looking a lot defensive core of Pete Choma them on the wrong end of close strong first half, surprising the Lindley evaluated both better. games. teams and Dave Peterson, and forwards These are now Mustangs by staying close for the games. "In the first half of both "The other thing we're work- jockeying for position before the Brian Gillis and Steve Sproule first 20 minutes. The Hawks games we did a good job," she ing on is offensive rebounding. THL is split into the Read are tied for third in league scoring and trailed 29-24 at the half. said. "It's obvious that at We've got to get some put-back MacPhee Divisions at the begin- with 9 points each. However, the Mustangs blew halftime the other coaches told points. We have getting ning of January. been What may be somewhat sur- out of the gate at the start of the their teams to crank it up. They very few second and third scoring prising is the play of Ottawa, second half, putting the lead out went after us in the second half, chances." Montreal, and Tampa Bay. ICE CHIPS of reach. The Hawks were cold and we wilted. We gave the Finalists two years ago, Ottawa, The Labatt's Players of the Week again, scoring just two points in games away in the first five LOOSE FEATHERS: The led by Mike Stulac's 8 goals and for weeks one to seven of this the first seven minutes of play. minutes of each game." Hawks' home-opener is this Sat- 2 assists, sport the THL's most season are as follows: Emerson Lindley commented on the The coach said that the team's urday against Windsor. Game potent more game, "Realistically, offence, averaging Keung (Edmonton), Scott Cullen against points of focus over the Christ- time is 4 pm at the A.C. ... They than 6 goals per game. Un- (Tampa Bay), Mike Barclay (Ot- Western, we have to play the full mas holidays has not changed also host Guelph next Wednesday at 4-0-2, has 10 defeated Ottawa tawa), Mike Stulac (Ottawa), 40 minutes. The way we played much. "We're still struggling to at 6 pm ... Both games are very out of 14 skaters averaging a Brad Tubman (Calgary), and twenty good minutes [in the first find ways to score. We have important against rivals for the point per game or more. Goalie Dave St. Clair (San Jose). It half] is commendable, although spent more time on offence the final playoff spot in the division. m# |F" & jlf .--Hps Math Computer Bldg I Room 2018 Ext 4636 COMPUTER - Mon. 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The defense Gaels rip through the Hawks for The loss to the Warriors the wee.V however held the an 81 yard, 7 play drive which previous seemed to fire the desire Hawks in the game, neutralizing resulted in the first of three of the ambitious Hawks. The the 'Stang's powerful running game Queens TD's. The Hawk defense game saw the return of starters centered on Tindale. Greg like it was unable to stop Hugh Lawson, Fred Grossman, Tim Knox looked played havoc with thundering Gael offense. The and Brent Stuke. Heavy winds Western's of- the fense to on gun to end the first half nullified the Hawk air attack and and seemed be every sounded play. The turning point of the and when the smoke cleared the so Kubas relied on Martin and game came when Western at- Hawks were the hole. Cue Cecchini (who logged 128 yards). 22-3 in tempted to fake a field at- the comeback. The second half It was the defense, however, that goal tempt scoring owned the day allowing the War- with a effort but started and so did the Hawks. The up resulted riors to put only 5 point on the came empty. Bill Kubas, who Hawks first possession in brought board in the 35-5 victory. Both had been injured prior to the field a field goal which the came total to When errant Keller and Bisci had career days. goal fake back in the game Hawk 6. a REGULAR SEASON to engineer snap escaped the hands of the Keller put pressure on the back a pass attack which punter, Tosello con- field all day and Bisci blocked a took the Hawks up the field and Queens Dan first Hawk TD. punt, and grabbed an interception saw Kubas pull the draw and dive verted for the THE LANCERS to in This seemed get the Hawks which resulted in a 80 yard across the line for the winning TD. began The Windsor Lancers proved to be an ideal homecoming opponent as touch down and the Yates Cup. motion. The offense to together. the hawks ripped through the Lancers on the chilly afternoon 63-7. come Soon Cecchini second major, his Bill Kubas, who had injured his shoulder the previous week returned plunged for the to play flawlessly. Running back Andy Cecchini had a great day with first of three touch downs and rushing. Three more over a hundred yards rushing. 187 yards would follow. The Hawk defense followed the cue as well and shut The LondonMUSTANGS GOLDEN GAELS the Queens attack down for the THE Blitz left the 'Stangs Comeback was the of word the The victory meant the VARSITY BLUES stunned in the thrilling and emo- season. day on November 16 when the Hawks would appear in the The Varsity Blues put the Hawks on the map by allowing themselves tional 13-12 upset of the peren- Hawks pulled off a stunning 42- Vanier Cup and take home from to be shut out in the 18-0 contest The Blues had been touted as the nial power in London. The 22 come-from-behind victory. there the first Laurier national first real test for the Hawks and the Purple and Gold machine rose to Hawks opened the scoring a with 12,266 fans rocked the SkyDome championship. the challenge. The Hawks scored a TD on the 3rd drive of the game with an O'Leary reception. The Hawk defense almost seem to play with the Blues like kids on a play ground, pulling off a interception accompanied by a lateral for an 85 yard run. (® little CaesarsPizza * i YORK YOEMAN TVo great pizzas! One low price? Always! Always! ■ The perennially hapless York Yeoman provided little opposition to 6 CONVENIENT LOCATIONS SERVING i the Golden Hawks, losing 44-9. The offense scored a field goal on the first drive against the 0-6 Yeoman. The victory came despite a lack of intensity on the Hawks part. It seemed to be difficult to get up for the KITCHENER-WATERLOO game against underdog York. The Hawks were also plagued with a batch of important injuries including Stephan Ptaszek, Brent Stuke, and Steve Grossman. 883-5050 MEDIUM pizzas 2 ' / i with cheese and 1 topping* X i $o?9 I Plus Tax I 3 I ir EXTRA TOPPINGS AVAILABLE I I AT ADDITIONAL COST. VALID 1 r I ONLY WITH COUPON AT I fm \l*=> PARTICIPATING LITTLE CEASARS I 7H /% )f ! Expires Jan 31/92 I If JP ft J 1 1 FREE DELIVERY \ WITH THIS • Af j COUPON ! ™ M CRAZY™ BREAD M «1990 Little Caesar Enterprises, Inc. I ONLY {AAA 1 ® __ J THE CORD 28 SPORTS Last days at Laurier cont'd from page 23 start shaving his head after the Gisborn, Brent Stucke, these for him. He deserves it, he's been game? guys'll all be back next year. with the Hawks for five years. C: He used to be a Marine, you Defence will be important. I don't G: Being on the team that actual- see. want to put any pressure on next ly won the Vanier Cup, did you G: Actually, he looks pretty good year's team. guys get championship rings from with his hair like that, not as bad G: But you have confidence in the Governor-General? I've heard as the rookies always look. them? they didn't actually give the C: Yeah, that came from him ac- C: Yeah. players anything to remember the tually. When we were about to G: All right, last question: what's game by. play the Yates Cup, the Argos next, Andy? Both short-term and C: Well, you know that's true. had just won their division, and long-term, what have you got We didn't get any money. They shaved their coach's head. So he planned next? didn't give us rings, or jackets, or challenged us, jokingly, that if we C: I'm going to work to get in even a pin [laughs], but that's went all the way, we could shave about it. his head. Well, we won the Yates, G: Nothing? we won the Churchill Bowl, and C: I got the MVP ring. we won Vanier. Well, nobody G: Are they going to come was really serious about it, but around next year and take it back Newborough is a man of his from you? word, so he did it. C: [laughs] No, it's from Josten's. G: Or is that a trade secret? of control, that's for other guys G: At the start of the year, was But we do get to keep the cup for C: No, you see, I was more con- maybe. But I do get revved up, the team confident it would go all a year. cerned with keeping myself just from the game. A lot of ener- the way? G: All right, next question: how down. Kubas, Freddy, other guys, gy comes from the l'cms. C: Right from the start, I wanted did you get yourself psyched up we have a lot to think about. G: I can understand that. this to be the year, for this to be a for the game? Any tips you'd like G: You're approaching the game C: But part of it is following the special team. That's why I came to share? like a laser, instead of a shotgun. same routine every time before a back [for a fifth year], and we had C: We11... C: Exactly. It's best not to gel out game. It's not superstition or any- the potential, and we gave 100 thing, but I always get dressed per cent. shape for June, that's long-term. about an hour beforq the game. I G: Any predictions for next year? Right now, I've got classes, a lot like to dress slow, take my time. I C: Well, we've got great leader- of studying to do. I'm T.A.'ing ■yrcrnn don't talk to a lot of people be- ship, and a strong core of solid two classes this semester, and fore any game, but then there's players are coming back next I've applied to teacher's college. guys like PJ. [Martin] that can year. It's hard to say. It's hard to I've been given a lot of op- McMASTER UNIVERSITY get dressed fast in 15 minutes repeat a national championship. portunities, now's the time to take WmM advantage rafe MICHAEL G. DeGROOTE [laughs]. I just try to concentrate, We could do it. We'd need a of them. the game in good recruiting year, which we'll G: OK, Andy, thanks for SCHOOL OF BUSINESS visualize front of me. the in- G: So, who was the first guy to get with the exposure of a nation- terview. \|ll/ McMASTER'S Master of Business grab Coach Newborough and al championship. Bill Kubas, Pete C: Thank you. Administration program provides a balance between broad coverage in all business areas and in-depth specialization in the subject areas e of the student s choice We offer THREE options to students interested in pursuing MBA studies. Rewriting Maclean's Co-op (work-study), full-time and cont'd from page 21 yours to hold it high." part-time (evenings) It is now important for the younger Laurier stu- I am still waiting for a flag to be raised outside For more information and application materials, dents to continue this overwhelming sense of the AC on the King and University side, or outside call or write: ADMINISTRATOR, M.B.A. Program school pride, spirit, and unity. Because of the the Aird Building underpass, or somewhere outside, School of Business, McMaster University Hawks success, you have seen little apathy at to recognize accomplishments of foot- Michael DeGroote Business Building 104 the the 1991 Laurier this year. Pep rallies, trips to Skydome, 1280 Main Street West, ball Hawks. Even without one, however, this team Western bashing: supposed to Hamilton, Ontario LBS 4M4 this is the way it's be has already left its impressive mark not only on (416)525-9140, Ext. 4433 at university, right? The torch is still burning Laurier athletics, but on the appreciative Laurier brightly in the aftermath of the Vanier Cup; "be community as a whole. jji I the 30th Jtm — ma I Bl Anniversary I Jfll mk Partv at the World's #1 Hi ' Spring Break • j Destination, on the ,■* Hottest beach on earth, W*% Feb. 16 - April 19, 1992' U H Call 1-800-854-1234 S W for your FREE Bk 30th Anniversary PWi. JL Official Spring L Mr- Break 1992 Guide! ■| Jmjt'. DESTINATION DAYTON A I WKMm. Convention & Visitor's BurLYiu : " - I'OBox.lO Bill Kubas did it for Laurier in the air and on the ground all year long. He displays some of his offensive talents in this photo here. K mm SraJjiij IgaL^ ;^£**''sSAJ3HwMHißli w«H 11.aMHF jjl SPljj j^SßßSj^Kß^^^Sß^m THE CORD THURSDAY, JANUARY 9, 1992 30 SI'ORIS Around the world of sports Maradona said U.S.-bound Pigion Lake, Alta., was second in Yanks sign Tartabull a broken shoulder. Oiler doctor last summer in Sicamous, 28:32. 8.C., David Reid said Tikkanen willre- along with a dangerous-driving Argentina's fallen soccer idol, In their first major player quire surgery to repair the charge in Chiliwack laid in May, Diego Maradona, was quoted Finnish jumper first move in more than a year, the damage caused when Tikkanen 1990.He was to appear in provin- yesterday as saying he will move was hit into the boards in a game Toni Nieminen of Finland had New York Yankees made a sur- cial court and hoped to play in the to Florida this year. Maradona, prise late offer to Danny Saturday night. game. who faces cocaine possession and jumps of 106 and 111.5 metres at Innsbruck, Austria, Saturday to Tartabull and the free-agent out- trafficking charges in Argentina, fielder agreed Monday to a #25.5 win the third stage of the World told the newspaper La Nacion in million, five-year contract. The Gaetz met at gate Bucs fire Doughty Buenos Aires that he, his wife Cup Four Hills ski jumping tournament. Employing the V- deal makes Tartabull the fifth- Claudia and infant daughters highest-paid style of jumping, the 16-year-old player in baseball. Link Gaetz was arrested Mon- Dalma and Giannina were plan- Tartabull hit .316 last season with day moments after the San Jose Pittsburgh Pirates fired gener- ning to move to a coastal city Finnish sensation posted a score in 31 homers and 100 runs batted in Sharks arrived at Vancouver In- al manager Larry Doughty, Florida in about three months. He of 229 points easily defeating Mon- with the Kansas City Royals. ternational Airport. The Sharks day. Doughty had helped not name city. Andreas Golberger of Austria lead did the He said he were to play a National Hockey them to two National League had turned down an invitation who was awarded 215.6 points on East Tikkanen out for 3 months League game the other night at Championships. Doughty from President Fidel to jumps of 107.5 and 104.5 metres. had Castro the Pacific Coliseum against the been the team's senior move to Cuba to establish soccer Canadians once again failed to vice- Forward Esa Tikkanen will be Vancouver Canucks. Gaetz is president and general manager camps place a jumper in the top 36 and of for children. lost to the Edmonton Oilers for wanted on two wilful-damage baseball operations qualify for the final round. with the the next three months because of charges dating back to incidents Pirates. Cyr, Bedard win Sierra wants $30-million Steve Cyr of Val-Belair, Que., Contract negotiations between won a Canadian Olympic the Texas Rangers and all-star biathlon team time trial Saturday Ruben Sierra have come to a halt at Val-Cartier, Que., with one of after the outfielder made demands his fastest times. Cyr's time of 27 team officials at Arlington, minutes 16 seconds left Tony Texas, called "unrealistic." Chuck Fiala of Quesnel, 8.C., a distant Berry, an agent for Sierra, told Vanier second in 28:08 in the men's 10- Rangers cont'd from page 21 Cup officials Sierra wanted to kilometre trial. Jean Paquet of become baseball's first player to defense shutdown the Mountie Vanier Cup and to the song 'We brough (he promised to shave his Val-Belair was third in 28:50. earn $30-million over a five-year offense for the last time of the are the Champions'. Along with head if they won!). Olympic medal prospect Myriam contract, The Dallas Morning game. thousands of Laurier fans they I speak for everyone at Bedard of Loretteville, Que., won News reported. The team was It was then celebration time enjoyed a well deserved party Laurier when I say that football the women's 7.5-kilometre race prepared to offer Sierra a five- for the Hawks at the Athletic which was honoured by the Hawks, you are 'the pride of in 27:06, while Jane Isakson of year, $25-million contract. Complex. 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