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Kramer Reality Tour for Seinfeld Fans Kenny "The Real" Kramer, Larry David's across the hall neighbor, and inspiration for the character Cosmo Kramer, invites you to join him as he takes you on a 3-hour theatrical multi-media stage, bus and video tour of New York City to the sites made famous in the world's most popular sitcom. Of course there will be a stop at that world famous soup stand. Along the way Kenny Kramer will answer your questions, share backstage information as to how the show was created, and how many story lines and characters' names came right from real life. The first hour and twenty minutes of the tour takes place in the theater, so go right into the theater when you get there. Please feel free to bring cameras as there are a lot of fun photo opportunities. Soup is included Date: Saturday, October 5th, 2019 Time: 12:00 pm Notes: Please sit in the same seat going and coming. Fee: $85 /Residents $95/Non-residents includes bus to city & soup (Please make checks payable to Inc Village of Port Jefferson) Tickets are non-refundable - Call 631-802-2160 Bus leaves Village Hall at 9:00 am and returns immediately after show. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- KENNY KRAMER OCT 5, 2019 |12:00PM Name:__________________________________ Phone:_________________________________ Address:________________________________________________________________________ Email:___________________________________________________________________________ THE UNDERSIGNED AGREES THAT THE VILLAGE OF PORT JEFFERSON, ITS AGENTS, OFFICERS, ELECTED AND APPOINTED OFFICIALS AND EMPLOYEES SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIMS, INJURIES, DAMAGES OR EXPENSES SUSTAINED BY THE UNDERSIGNED AS A RESULT OF PARTICIPATION IN THE ACTIVITY DESCRIBED ABOVE. THIS RELEASE FROM LIABILITY SHALL APPLY TO ALL SUCH CLAIMS, INJURIES, DAMAGES OR EXPENSES REGARDLESS OF WHO IS AT FAULT AND EVEN IF CAUSED BY THE NEGLIGENCE, NEGLECT OR FAULT OF THE VILLAGE OF PORT JEFFERSON, ITS AGENTS, OFFICERS, ELECTED AND APPOINTED OFFICIALS AND EMPLOYEES. THIS RELEASE IS MADE WITH KNOWLEDGE THAT THE VILLAGE OF PORT JEFFERSON PROVIDES NO INSURANCE TO COVER CLAIMS, DAMAGES OR EXPENSES WHICH MAY RESULT FROM THE DESCRIBED ACTIVITY. SIGNATURE: ______________________________________ DATE: _________________ For Office Use Only Payment:_________________________ Received By: __________ Check #: __________CC: _________ .

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