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Association of Alternative Newsmedia [4] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 charges after authorities say she stole 131 pairs ready to go to jail for DUI. Stewart reportedly party to cast a vote in favor of the California of underwear from a Walmart in nearby told police he had downed a pint of beer state budget in years—but says he only did it ODDS Kennesaw. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution before driving to the station. While talking to because he was distracted by Facebook. reports that, on the night of Sunday, June 7, officers, Stewart allegedly attempted to drink Assemblyman Scott Wilk was the sole 22-year-old Julia Marie Jones tried to conceal “a closed bottle of cleaning fluid,” but was Republican to vote for California’s record $117 D the piles of panties in her purse, a handbag and stopped from doing so. Per his request, Stewart billion spending plan during a June 15 N ENDS several grocery bags. According to the store, was charged with driving under the influence legislative session. He later clarified that he

A the underwear in question was worth $749.95. and jailed. accidentally voted yes to the bill because he Jones was charged with felony theft by was so busy opposing it on Facebook. The WEIRD NEWS shoplifting and booked into Cobb County jail. Dateline: Pennsylvania California Assembly allows lawmakers to She was released on Tuesday after posting a A man accused of robbing a bank in western change their official votes—which is what Dateline: Germany $5,000 bond. After her story went viral, Jones Pennsylvania would have made a clean Wilk did after fellow Republicans pointed out Officials in Dresden say a traffic light that has posted about the incident on her Facebook getaway—if only he hadn’t stopped for biscuits his mistake of not following party lines. The been stuck on red for the last 28 years will stay page, saying, “Before you jump to conclusions, while fleeing police. The Pittsburgh Tribune- budget bill passed anyway, 53-17. a that way for the foreseeable future. The light, you should all stop to consider there may be a Review reports 32-year old Shane Lindsey was positioned just South of the Elbe river where reason behind what you’re tagging me in arrested less than 20 minutes after he robbed Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird Ziegelstrasse meets three other streets has been happened. And if you all KNEW the the Citizens Bank in downtown New news to [email protected]. red since it was installed in 1987. The red light reasoning, you’d leave me alone.” Jones, Kensington on Jan. 14. Witnesses to the allows motorists to turn right after stopping. however, declined to mention the reasoning. robbery told police they saw a man matching According to the Berliner Zeitung newspaper, the “Even if exactly what you’re reading IS all Lindsey’s description run out of the bank and city spends 5,500 euros a year maintaining the there is to the story, it’s STILL ridiculous for toward the nearby Eazer’s Restaurant. Knowing traffic light, regularly replacing the green and you all to keep posting it,” she added. the restaurant in question had surveillance yellow bulbs—even though they have never cameras, police went into Eazer’s to try to get been used. Dresden officials said the traffic Dateline: Kentucky video footage from the owners. Inside, police light’s placement is based on “regulation 27, An allegedly intoxicated motorist drove to the found Shane Lindsey sitting at a booth eating section 37 of the transport regulations” as laid Hopkinsville Police Department near the biscuits. Police say Lindsey used the restaurant’s out by the Research Institute for Street Tennessee border and asked officers to arrest bathroom to discard a coat and hood he wore Transportation. Asked by the English language him for driving while intoxicated. According during the robbery. Earlier this month Lindsay daily The Local why the red light hasn’t simply to the Kentucky New Era newspaper, pleaded guilty to robbery and was sentenced to been replaced with a stop sign, a city Christopher L. Stewart, 26, was arrested at two to four years in prison by Westmoreland spokesperson said, “Stop signs do not 8:10pm after he was seen driving to the police County Judge Debra A. Pezze. Lindsay is correspond to traffic light systems and do not department and entering the “do not enter” already serving a 16-to-60-month sentence for fulfill the same set of regulations.” side of the parking lot. Stewart then slammed an unrelated burglary in Venango County. on his breaks, nearly hitting a police cruiser. Dateline: Georgia The newspaper went on to say Stewart got out Dateline: California A woman from Jasper faces felony shoplifting of his car, approached officers and said he was A Republican lawmaker became the first of his

JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] CRIB NOTES newS | council watch BY AUGUST MARCH crib notes: June 25, 2015 Summer Vacation 1 Officials at the ABQ BioPark are considering caging the City Council packs its bags ______, one of which attacked a child last month. a) Grey seals b) Huge crocodiles c) Ice cream vendors d) Beautiful peacocks

The amount of materials the city of 2 Albuquerque and its citizens ______has doubled in the past few years. a) Recycles b) Feeds to stray coyotes c) Flushes down the commode d) Sends hurling off into the vastness of space

A portable water slide set up on the 3 edge of town this weekend faced numerable problems including ILLUSTRATION BY ROBERT MAESTAS ______. those positions without council approval. reviewed by the finance committee after the * The future possibility of increases in fares a) Lack of water BY CAROLYN CARLSON July break and should be back to the council for the city’s bus service ABQ Ride. No set b) Long lines late summer. amount was approved, only the ability for the c) High weekend temperatures lbuquerque City Councilors slid into their More Burque Buzz: d) All of the above summer vacay by taking care of a boatload transit department to raise rates over time. It * Bernalillo County Commission approved Aof city business. Councilors met until late was estimated by transit director Bruce Rizzieri Santolina, a 22-square-mile mega-development that rates could raise anywhere from 9 to 25 Two Albuquerque city councilors in the night on consecutive Mondays, June 15 adjacent to the city’s southwest border. The 4 introduced legislation last week and 22, to wrap up a number of items in need of percent over the next seven years to help fund council squabbled for several weeks over aimed at ______. attention before the end of the city’s fiscal year many types of improvements within the transit whether they should express an official opinion, on June 30. July means time off for the council, department. but I don’t think it would have mattered what a) Instituting a “fair” workweek and there will not be any council or committee * To an extra $530,000 for Scott the city folks said to their county colleagues. b) Driving hippies off their Greenwood, a Cincinnati attorney hired to communes in the Northeast meetings. July also marks the beginning of the Property laws allow for owners to develop their Heights city’s 2015-2016 fiscal year when city coffers get negotiate a settlement with the Department of land. The only tangible thing government can c) Making really hot breakfast refilled. Justice after the feds found that the really do is put in place constitutional or lawful burritos illegal Here is a quick hit list of some interesting Albuquerque Police Department had a pattern regulations seeking rational and sustainable d) Admonishing the mayor for items the council took care of before bugging of violating civil rights through excessive use of development. “whatever” out on holiday. force. The council wants Greenwood on a * Special Prosecutor Randi McGinn The council gave thumbs up to: budget and hopes the city won’t need him announced the filing of an information against 5 The Albuquerque Isotopes lost to * Give $350,000 to St. Martin’s Hospitality much longer. newly retired Albuquerque Police Department the Tacoma Rainiers on Sunday. The Center Day Shelter to spiff up their kitchen; The Council gave thumbs down to: Officer Keith Sandy and current Officer Rainiers’ victory at Isotopes Stadium * A municipal ballot question asking the voters Dominique Perez of second degree murder in was helped along by a game-winning $320,000 to First Nations Community HealthSource for repairs to its facility; and on Oct. 6 to make the police chief an elected the March 2014 police shooting death of James ______by Rainier Carlos position instead of an appointment. Councilors Rivero. $260,000 to Roadrunner Food Bank to help Boyd, a homeless man police say was illegally with roof repairs. said this would eliminate nationwide searches camping in the Sandia Foothills and took a a) Three pointer * Divide up $403,000 held in reserve among for potentially good police chief prospects from stand against them with two knives in his b) Field goal a half dozen or so agencies already contracting being considered. hands. The preliminary hearing will be c) Sticky wicket with the city to help the city’s homeless, at-risk * An appeal of the bid award for the sometime in August. This allows both sides to d) Home run teens, gang prevention programs and other redevelopment of the De Anza Motor Lodge at present evidence of what happened to a judge social services, which tend to save money down Central and Washington. The company filing in a preliminary hearing, who will decide if Answers: the road. the appeal says the city wrongly awarded the probable cause exists. bid, and the company that got the bid will 1) D. The zoo is considering locking up the * Re-up the annual airport lease for the * Nob Hill got a once-over by a national peacocks after a boy was recently pecked by one indie airline Jet Blue, which means it looks like “demolish,” not preserve, the historic landmark. expert who analyzed the historic Central of the birds. the late night, red eye flights to New York City The council disagreed. There is a lot of history Avenue business landscape. The expert’s report will continue. The city’s airport collects $1.39 both in the actual lodge and in the city’s said the area needs more retail to balance the 2) A. Overall, Burque’s recycling program has attempts to renovate it. We should see some been a success, says a spokesperson for our city’s million a year on the deal. many restaurants; slower traffic; more Solid Waste Management Department. * Submit a couple of grant applications movement on the renovation by the end of the crosswalks; better parking options and cleaner summer. public areas. In a presentation to the city 3) D. Though the urban water slide seemed like a totaling about $6.5 million for the design and development of a Central Avenue Rapid On Tap For August: council on June 22, Nob Hill Main Street good idea, it ran into several problems when * Councilor Benton introduced a bill called the finally manifested this past weekend. Transit Project. The city will have to come up member Rob O’Niell said the report gives with about $1.2 million in matching funds. “Fair Workweek Act” that would require city suggestions for keeping the historic urban area 4) A. The bill, sponsored by Councilman Isaac * Set the next municipal election date for employers to make a number of changes vibrant. a Benton, provides for better scheduling and intended to create a better environment for treatment of workers by employers. Tuesday, Oct. 6. There will be full ballot including general obligation bond questions. workers, in particular single parents, part-time The next regularly scheduled meeting of the city 5) D. The Rainiers beat the Isotopes when Rivero * Ask the voters on Oct. 6 to give and other flextime workers. Some of the council is set for Monday, Aug. 3, in the Council homered in the top of the eighth inning. Our confirmation power to the city council over the requirements would set schedules 21 days in Chambers, which is located in the basement of City hometown, triple A team did not respond in the advance, pay fairly for any schedule changes Hall. You can also view it on GOV-TV Channel 16 or at bottom of the eighth or the ninth, leading to a mayor’s appointment of the city’s future fire and and provide paid sick leave. The bill will be cabq.gov/govtv. victory for the visitors. a police chiefs. Currently, the mayor appoints [6] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! restaurants are small businesses where I’m not talking about the parade of pendejo , BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO hiring illegal workers is part of the puto and güey that any male in an all- business plan. Where can I go to have my Mexican environment must endure. You ear Mexican: Where is my America? American Dream? I’ve also been called haven’t earned a Mexican squad’s trust until I’m half-Hispanic and half-Italian. I gringo, Whitey and Pelón you have an insulting Dwas born in Coney Island to a drug- by illegals who it seems nickname; the more addicted father and was raised by my mom have never heard of civil inappropriate, the better. who had to work. We were very poor. I’ve rights. In my time, I’ve known always had to struggle for basic of Mexicans in possessions. Spanish was not spoken in my —Coney Island workplaces whose house. So my Spanish is muy malo . I’ve Angry nicknames were El worked since I was 15, barking on the Taliban (for the man’s games in Coney Island. I went to culinary Dear Gabacho: I beard), El Perico (The school and became a chef. I’ve worked in was mostly with Parrot, for the guy’s the industry for 10 years. It is inundated you in your taste in cocaine), El with illegal Mexican workers. Most of letter—yes, Maricón (The Faggot, these guys are okay. However, they are American worker because the hombre willing to work longer hours and for less rights have suffered was gay—he laughed it pay. Gone is the eight-hour work day. during the Great off, especially when Nobody gets health coverage. It’s rare to Recession; no, it ain’t learning more than a few get a paid vacation. It’s rare not to work the fault of Mexicans. of his macho coworkers six days a week. I feel the influx of illegal Robber barons are the were on the down-low), El workers has lowered labor standards for all culprit choking labor now, Panzón (The Fatass) and—my workers in the industry. I believe it also just like when the Molly all-time favorite—La Panocha (The creates a population of second-class people Maguires were raising hell in Pennsylvania Pussy), bec ause homeboy was a player. But ripe for abuses. Plus, these guys got skill. coal mines—until you started whining that I’m a nice guy, so I’ll give you a new They are fast and focused. Also, they the Mexican cocineros you worked alongside nickname: El Chavala. You can look it up! a never complain, and I think that is a with in kitchens called you names. So you’re problem in itself. I feel like my job can be upset that they called you two types of Ask the Mexican at easily replaced with an illegal worker that I gabacho and a baldy to boot? That just means [email protected]. Be his fan on can’t compete with. Is this what is meant they thought you were enough of a friend Facebook. Follow him on Twitter by “we shall overwhelm”? that they felt they could bust your balls. But @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram I don’t mind helping out people who obviously, they didn’t trust you too much— @gustavo_arellano! need work. But where can I go? Most otherwise, they’d give you worse names. And

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WORDS P DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told . BOOKWORKS Story Time: Summer Time! This week leaves the $10. 8pm. See 6/26 listing. theme wide open with the big old umbrella of books about FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Murder at the Abilene summer! 10:30am. alibi.com/e/149490. Also, The Cartel . Saloon . $57. 7:30 -10pm. See 6/26 listing. A reading and signing with writer Don Winslow. 7pm. HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza . 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/149491. $10 -$15. 7:30 -10:30pm. See 6/25 listing. STAGE HOTEL ANDALUZ Dinner Detective . Solve a hilarious murder case while you feast on a fantastic, four-course plated AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense Preview . Play tells dinner. $49.95, tax not included. 6 -8:40pm. (866) the story of the Little Sisters of Hoboken who are in need of 496 -0535. alibi.com/e/145858. funds for the burials of 52 sisters who were accidentally N4TH THEATER New N4th Season with ETC & BVS . $10 poisoned by the cook. Runs through 8/2. $15. 8 -10:30pm. suggested donation. 6 -8pm. See 6/26 listing. 254 -7116. alibi.com/e/123344. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Manoa Project 2015 . HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza . $10 -$12. 8pm. See 6/26 listing. Featuring Shakespeare productions Julius Caesar and The Taming of the Shrew , which will alternate for four weeks. SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Lulz Comedy . Featuring comedian $10 -$15. 7:30 -10:30pm. 247 -8600. Cameron Esposito. $15 -$20. 8pm. (505) 982 -0775. alibi.com/e/142820. alibi.com/e/147675. STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy VISTA GRANDE COMMUNITY CENTER , Sandia Park Lend Me A Thursday . Featuring three of the country’s best stand-up Tenor . $12 -$15. 7pm -9:45am. See 6/26 listing. comedians: Dan Davidson, Matt Monroe and Mary Byrd. THE VORTEX THEATRE The Underpants . $15 -$22. 7:30pm. See $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. alibi.com/e/143656. 6/26 listing. LEARN SONG & DANCE ART SANCTUARY , Santa Fe Paint Moment: Santa Fe Art CASA FLAMENCA Flamenco Tablaos . $25. 8 -9pm. See 6/26 All Hail the Feline! listing. Classes . A two-hour, step-by-step, guided painting class to Sleeping in sinks, sitting on the warm buzz of laptops and chasing invisible ghosts in your house are inspire your inner artist. $45. 6 -8pm. (575) 404 -1801. KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Keshet Center for the Arts alibi.com/e/133346. just a few of the magical everyday happenings of cats. With nine lives, cats curiously and often 2015 Choreographer’s Showcase . $8 -$10. 8 -9:30pm. See LA CUEVA HIGH SCHOOL Sing It! Dance it! Students from 4th ridiculously maneuver their way into our inferior human hearts by being their 6/26 listing. to 6th grades can partake in the La Cueva Show Choir damn selves and not giving any fucks whatsoever. Animal Humane New NEW MEXICO VETERANS MEMORIAL A Night in the ’40s: Big Mexico & the City of Albuquerque Film & Music Office have come together FRIDAY Band Swing . Featuring performers The American Legion Camp to polish off their performance skills. $105. JUNE 26 8am -noon. 250 -1734. alibi.com/e/143113. to show love and respect to our most sophisticated family members by Band and The Dukes of Albuquerque. 6 -8pm. hosting the Internet Cat Video Festival. This inaugural event will feature South Broadway alibi.com/e/149265. FILM FILM KIMO THEATRE The Searchers (1956) . See this classic Western local film submissions to the competition as well as a reel of the internet’s Cultural Center starring John Wayne, Jeffrey Hunter and Vera Miles. Part of best cat videos, curated by the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis. Not only 1025 Broadway SE KIMO THEATRE Citizen Kane (1941) . A screening of Orson the Great Westerns film series. $6 -$8. 7 -9pm. 768 -3544. will guests be able to watch a bunch of freaking cats being crazy, loveable alibi.com/e/147635 Welles’ classic film. Part of the Great Films series. $6 -$8. 3 -5pm, 6 -8pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/147666. alibi.com/e/147528. cutie hunks, they’ll also have the opportunity to “meet adorable kittens.” 7 to 9pm And the best part? You’ll have the warm and fuzzies knowing your See “Reel World.” attendance will benefit homeless pets in the area. The festival takes place at the South Broadway LOMA COLORADO PUBLIC LIBRARY , Rio Rancho Saturday FRIDAY JUNE 26 Movie . Unemployed parapsychologists rid New York of evil, Cultural Center (1025 Broadway SE) on Friday, June 26, at 7pm and Saturday, June 27, at 3pm. monstrous apparitions that are taking over the city. 2pm. WORDS Tickets range from $25 to $50 for Friday and $7 to $25 for Saturday. Go to holdmyticket.com for 891 -5013. alibi.com/e/149506. BOOKWORKS Letterrs & Flood Song . Poets Orlando White and more info and to purchase tickets. (Amelia Olson) a RIO BRAVO BREWERY New Mexico Film Foundation Sherwin Bitsui read and discuss their respective works. Filmmaker Mixer . Meet other New Mexico filmmakers, 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/149492. have a bite to eat, taste the Rio Bravo brews, and get a WINNING COFFEE CO. Southwest Shootout Poetry Slam new works from the N4th Art Center’s resident companies. to benefit homeless pets. $25 -$50. 7 -9pm. 848 -1320. tour of the brewery. Donations welcome. 2 -4pm. Preliminary Bouts . The region’s best spoken word artists $10 suggested donation. 7 -8pm. 345 -2872. alibi.com/e/147635. See preview box. 819 -9010. alibi.com/e/148786. See “Reel World.” battle in the first round of the Southwest Shootout Poetry alibi.com/e/149389. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Internet Cat Video Slam. 7 -10pm. 263 -3002. alibi.com/e/148690. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Manoa Project 2015 . SATURDAY JUNE 27 Festival . $7 -$25. 3 -5pm. See 6/26 listing. ART A fully produced performance of new work written, created INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Mural Discovery Tour . and developed by students in the Manoa Project Teen WORDS SUNDAY JUNE 28 Reflect on nine of the IPCC’s murals, and uncover new and Ensemble Apprenticeship. $10 -$12. 8pm. 724 -4771. EL CHANTE: CASA DE CULTURA Low Writing Poetry Open Mic unexpected layers of meaning in each. $3 -$6. 1 -2pm. alibi.com/e/149431. Celebration . An open mic where all people are welcome, as WORDS 843 -7270. alibi.com/e/144075. VISTA GRANDE COMMUNITY CENTER , Sandia Park Lend Me A well as a raffle of arte y mas . 6 -7:30pm. 400 -9201. BOOKWORKS Survival Manual for the Modern Mystic . A reading THE LIFE LINK , Santa Fe The Life of My Bipolar Brother Jason, Tenor . Mistaken identities, hysterical characters and musical alibi.com/e/149500. and signing with writer Linda Silk. 3pm. 344 -8139. Now Gone Opening Reception . Featuring 25 paintings by mayhem all conspire to make this a highly enjoyable PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE The Change: Tales of Downfall and alibi.com/e/149495. Dayna Matlin from her powerful new series. Reservations evening. Runs through 6/28. $12 -$15. 7pm -9:45am. Rebirth . A reading and signing with sci-fi author S.M. TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town What Makes a Rainbow? required. Donations accepted. 5 -8pm. 681 -8376. alibi.com/e/148265. Stirling and five contributors from his new anthology. A reading and signing with writer and illustrator Ross Van alibi.com/e/146191. THE VORTEX THEATRE The Underpants . Comedian-playwright 4-5:35pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/145916. Dusen. 1 -3pm. 242 -7204. SCA CONTEMPORARY ART Stealth Investigations Opening Steve Martin’s adaptation of the 1911 German play Die SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Southwest Shootout ART Reception . New works by Jessamyn Lovell, Lee Montgomery Hose by Carl Sternheim. Runs through 7/5. $15 -$22. Regional Poetry Slam . A night with the best poetry slam THE LIFE LINK , Santa Fe The Life of My Bipolar Brother Jason, and Trish Stone. Runs through 7/17. 5 -8pm. (510) 7:30pm. 247 -8600. alibi.com/e/148373. teams from across the Southwest. $10. 7:30 -10pm. Now Gone . Donations accepted. Noon -4pm. See 6/26 967 -9922. alibi.com/e/147547. SONG & DANCE 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/147967. listing. STAGE CASA FLAMENCA Flamenco Tablaos . Celebrate flamenco in the TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town A River Runs Through Us: MULTIPLE LOCATIONS , Santa Fe Santa Fe Studio Tour . ADOBE THEATER Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys . Play tells the traditional tablao setting with features from local, national True Tales of the Rio Abajo and Legendary Locals of 10am -5pm. See 6/27 listing. story of an aging vaudevillian team that must come and internationally renowned artists. $25. 8 -9pm. Albuquerque . Readings and signings with writers Richard TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK I’LL Drink To That . Join in for together for a reunion show, even though they hate each 247 -0622. alibi.com/e/149453. Melzer, John Taylor and Richard Taylor. 1 -3pm. 242 -7204. another offering of one of the best variety shows in other. Runs through 7/12. $15 -$17. 7:30pm. 898 -9222. KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Keshet Center for the Arts ART Albuquerque. FREE. 4pm. 243 -6752. alibi.com/e/144788. alibi.com/e/148361. 2015 Choreographer’s Showcase . A diverse series of ART SHACK , Madrid Nubes Viajeras Opening Reception . New STAGE AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense Preview . $10 -$20. contemporary dance works from a variety of New Mexico works by Jade Layva and Armando Adrian López. 4 -7pm. ADOBE THEATER Neil Simon’s The Sunshine Boys . $15 -$17. 8-10:30pm. See 6/25 listing. choreographers. $8 -$10. 8 -9:30pm. 224 -9808. 660 -2923. alibi.com/e/142420. 2pm. See 6/26 listing. BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE alibi.com/e/145898. EL CHANTE: CASA DE CULTURA Zoot Suit Styles: Barrio AUX DOG THEATRE Dan Goggin’s Nunsense Preview . $10 -$20. SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. LEARN Resistance Art Opening . A visual storytelling art exhibit 2pm. See 6/25 listing. alibi.com/e/147643. Also, Comedy? Albuquerque’s DIY LA CUEVA HIGH SCHOOL Sing It! Dance it! $105. 8am -noon. focusing on the history of Zoot Suit fashion. 7 -10pm. DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told . comedy troupe provides improv, sketch and music. $8. See 6/25 listing. 400 -9201. alibi.com/e/149501. $10. 2pm. See 6/26 listing. 9:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/135341. ST. FRANCIS AUDITORIUM , Santa Fe A Lecture by Steve Ford HIGH DESERT YOGA Antidote Opening Reception . Featuring HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza . small works in acrylic over plastered panel by Andrew DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE The Most Fabulous Story Ever Told . and David Forlano . The collaborative duo of Steve Ford and $10 -$15. 7:30 -10:30pm. See 6/25 listing. Fearnside. 5 -8pm. 459 -9642. alibi.com/e/147537. A satirical tale of the world’s first loves, set throughout the David Forlano present a brief slide show history of their 27 NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Manoa Project 2015 . THE LIFE LINK , Santa Fe The Life of My Bipolar Brother Jason, Old Testament and into modern day New York City. For years at the forefront of American contemporary jewelry. $10 -$12. 2pm. See 6/26 listing. Now Gone . Donations accepted. Noon -8pm. See 6/26 mature audiences only. Runs through 6/28. $10. 8pm. 5:30 -6:30pm. (505) 983 -2075. alibi.com/e/149511. VISTA GRANDE COMMUNITY CENTER , Sandia Park Lend Me A 881 -0503. alibi.com/e/145789. FILM listing. Tenor . $12 -$15. 2pm. See 6/26 listing. FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown Murder at the Abilene MULTIPLE LOCATIONS , Santa Fe Santa Fe Studio Tour . KIMO THEATRE The Thing from Another World (1951) . THE VORTEX THEATRE The Underpants . $15 -$22. 2pm. See Saloon . When murder raises its ugly head, it’s up to famous Discover and explore artists’ open studios. 10am -5pm. 6/26 listing. Western legend Trale Horner to save the day in this special Screening of the classic horror film starring Kenneth 471 -4688. alibi.com/e/149498. SONG & DANCE dinner theater. $57. 7:30 -10pm. 377 -9593. Tobey and Margaret Sheridan. Part of the Friday Fright OPEN SPACE VISITOR CENTER Three Sisters Exhibit Closing Nights film series. $6 -$8. 6 -7:30pm, 8:30 -10pm. Ceremony . The Indian Pueblo Cultural Center hosts this CASA FLAMENCA Flamenco Tablaos . $25. 6 -7pm. See 6/26 alibi.com/e/143169. listing. HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Shakespeare on the Plaza . 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/147632. See “Reel World.” celebration with a presentation by Obsidian Cas from Jemez $10 -$15. 7:30 -10:30pm. See 6/25 listing. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Internet Cat Video Pueblo, Zuni dancers and more. 10am -2pm. 897 -8831. Arts Lit Calendar continues on page 14 N4TH THEATER New N4th Season with ETC & BVS . Featuring Festival . A screening of the cattiest films in Albuquerque alibi.com/e/146777. & JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [13 ] of the Batman story, starring Michael Keaton and Jack 476 -5072. alibi.com/e/133752. Arts &Lit Calendar continued from page 13 Nicholson. Part of the ’90s Batman film series. $6 -$30. NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND SCIENCE 3-5pm, 7 -9pm. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/148337. See Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . This NatGeo KESHET CENTER FOR THE ARTS Keshet Center for the Arts “Reel World.” traveling exhibition highlights the importance of birds of 2015 Choreographer’s Showcase . $8 -$10. 2pm. See 6/26 paradise to New Guinea. Runs through 8/16. Free with listing. ON GOING admission. 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/130725. THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday: A Big Show! Featuring PEYTON WRIGHT GALLERY , Santa Fe Symphony of Color: musicians from the Chatter Ensemble and poets from the ART Selections from the Estates . An exhibition of paintings, Albuquerque Slam Team. Pay what you wish. ADOBE GALLERY , Santa Fe One Hundred Years of Pottery and works on paper and sculpture. (505) 989 -9888. 10:30 -11:30am. 307 -9647. alibi.com/e/143461. alibi.com/e/144648. FILM Paintings from San Ildefonso Pueblo . A large collection of early 20th-century paintings and pottery from the historic RICHARD LEVY GALLERY Exposure . Selected photographs by KIMO THEATRE Where Eagles Dare (1969) . Classic film starring through the contemporary periods.Runs through 6/30. Gordon Parks and Rania Matar. alibi.com/e/143406. Also, Richard Burton, Clint Eastwood and Mary Ure. Part of the (505) 955 -0550. alibi.com/e/146154. Exposure • After the Threshold . 766 -9888. Make My Day Clint Eastwood Retrospective film series. 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Southwest have used turquoise for jewelry and ceremonial SONG & DANCE WORDS purposes and traded valuable stones both within and THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday . Our one-hour program of BOOKWORKS Dance with the Devil . A reading and signing with outside the region for over a thousand years. Turquoise, ensemble music every Sunday morning. Includes ten writer JD March. 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/149496. Water, Sky presents hundreds of necklaces, bracelets, belts, minutes of poetry, free espresso, and homemade goodies. ART rings, earrings, silver boxes and other objects illustrating $5 -$15. 10:30am. 307 -9647. alibi.com/e/127294. how the stone was used and its deep significance to the NOTICES EYE ON THE MOUNTAIN GALLERY , Santa Fe A Night of Art & people of the region. This comprehensive consideration of Buy One Music! A showing of new works by Michael Godey, as well Early Bird Deadline for Film Submissions . The early bird the stone runs through March 2016. 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Naturally, 5 Star has a fine beer selection. you’re feeling plain-Jane, then the Old Timer’s metaphysical perfection of a hamburger, it is a BY TY BANNERMAN There are a dozen or so taps with local the way to go, being just a regular old burger medley of freshness—with cucumbers, celery, brews—including La Cumbre, Santa Fe with lettuce and tomato (you can decorate red pepper and zingy little cranberries—as onsider the lesson of J. Wellington Brewing Company and Boxing Bear—and just according to your preference with additional well as the promised nuttiness in the form of Wimpy. The fat, mustachioed member of as many bottled beers. On my most recent toppings). But you’re doing yourself a quinoa, almond slivers and sesame seeds CPopeye’s entourage has got it all figured visit, I ordered a Bosque lager to complement disservice by not trying some of the others. nestled below a vinaigrette dressing. out. He knows that life is about the pursuit the summer heat, and the sparkling, golden My favorite is the eponymous 5 Star burger There are also some meaty non-burger and appreciation of simple, beautiful pint did the trick beautifully, offering a crisp, itself, which comes with a bold topping of entrée options: fish-n-chips, a chargrilled pleasures. Perhaps, you could interpret his bright swallow that still had enough malt gorgonzola cheese and smoky, sweet bacon. steak and the like. But if meat’s your game, tunnel vision as something of a cautionary flavor to count. The other drafts on tap ran Naturally, you can’t operate a burger chain you should hold the lesson of J. Wellington tale, but how can we help but admire someone the gamut from hoppy IPAs to mellow browns, in New Mexico without a green chile Wimpy in your heart. You’ll see that the true who can—even as two rage-fueled sailors so all tastes should find something worth cheeseburger. 5 Star goes above and beyond path here is one of profound simplicity. batter each other within an inch of their lives imbibing. And for the barley-averse, there’s the call of duty by offering two different chile- And what could be simpler than ordering a in the background—find true happiness wine as well. topped varieties. There’s a standard version, burger at a burger place? Especially when nestled inside of a hamburger bun? If you come for happy hour, 4pm to 6pm which doubles down with a green-infused they’re this good. a Following Wimpy’s philosophical example, every day, you can get a pint for $2.50 and, mayonnaise in addition to the fresh stuff. But I have adopted the hamburger as a sort of Zen even better, treat yourself to some good, cheap if you take my advice, you’ll skip that one and locus. Let the world go to hell behind me; as food, including slider burgers and a pulled go straight for the Taos burger, on which the 5 Star Burgers long as there is a patty of ground beef before pork slider for $1.45 each. If you need a little chile strip is battered, fried and seated atop a 1710 Central SW me, I shall be happy. Thankfully, restaurants layer of barbecue sauce. The flavor is taste of the sea, you can get a lobster roll for 764-3000 like 5 Star Burgers are there to help me with something like a sweet, beefy, spicy relleno. $3.50. 5901 Wyoming NE my spiritual practice. The building block of the menu is, of My only real complaint about the burgers 821-1909 5 Star has actually been kicking around course, the burger. The beef is exclusively is that you have to pay extra for fries. But it’s New Mexico for a few years, first in Taos and sourced at California’s Harris Ranch and not so bad if you get the mixed cart with both 5starburgers.com then in the Northeast Heights. I am an proudly labeled hormone and antibiotic free. sweet potato and regular fries. It feeds two Hours: 11am to 9pm, Sunday through Thursday unashamed 66 rat, rarely venturing more than According to the website, the beef is ground pretty easy and is a decent deal at $3.50. 11am to 10pm, Friday and Saturday a mile from its arterial pulse, so I was happy to each day, and it absolutely tastes fresh and If you’re an insane person like my wife, and Price range: $9-$12 see its latest location going up at Central near wholesome. And I’m happy to report that the you decide that you don’t want to order meat Vibe: Laid-back beef bistro Old Town, right next door to the new Chama kitchen nails “medium rare” every time. Each at the burger restaurant, 5 Star can even meet Gluten free buns? Yes River Draft Station. This location is pretty burger comes in a brioche bun of good your crazy, crazy needs with a lineup of salads Extras: Happy hour specials, monthly gourmet swank, with lovely hardwood flooring, tasteful consistency and strength equal to the task of and non-burger sandwiches. My wife, frothing burger option, delivery to Chama River Draft modern decor and an outdoor patio with bar holding up the sometimes sloppy contents at the mouth and muttering that the lizard Station (Old Town location) service. If you’re the kind of tortured soul who inside. people really control things, ordered the nutty The Alibi recommends: 5 Star burger, Taos burger, needs to down a burger while some sort of Beyond these basic components, the quinoa salad and found it much to her liking. I nutty quinoa salad, Happy Hour drink specials sports play out on a flatscreen TV, they have hamburgers branch out into five different took a few bites myself and can report that, those too. varieties and a special monthly burger. If although it doesn’t approximate the JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [17 ] FOOD | F lash in the pan Big Food s Big Cover-up New report alleges that nutrition scientists are on the take

BY ARI LEVAUX ’ “It’s hard for good nutrition researchers to get funding and published,” Simon told me. “That’s why people turn to industry sources. But ccording to a new report by attorney and the ones with too much integrity to take money food advocate Michele Simon, many from industry are facing difficulty and hostility Ascientific studies about nutrition, as well as in getting published, because the gatekeepers the trusted experts who disseminate this are on the take from industry. So a lot of good information to the public, are being funded by science isn’t getting published. That puts a chill the very entities that should be scrutinized. The on the research climate in general. report “Nutrition Scientists on the Take from “People need to understand when they see Big Food” details the ways that the world’s the latest nutrition science story being reported, largest food corporations—aka Big Food—exert it’s always good to question where the funding their influence on nutrition research and the comes from.” people who conduct it. Simon has previously The AJCN has repeatedly propagated the studied the influence of Big Food on the notion that processed foods are being unfairly nation’s largest organization of Registered vilified, and that nearly all foods are processed Dietitians (RD). Together, these reports paint a foods. Any time a piece of food is cut, frozen or disturbing picture of how food corporations cooked, it’s by definition processed, according collude to manipulate how information on to a recent AJCN paper. nutrition is researched and disseminated. The Of course, many processed foods contain coyote isn’t just guarding the chicken coop added sugars, which the FDA recently here; it built the thing and is holding on to the recommended be noted on the nutrition label key. as distinct from naturally occurring sugars. Not The new report focuses on the American surprisingly, the American Sugar Alliance, an Society for Nutrition (ASN), which Simon ASN sponsor, has come out strongly against the characterized as a trade organization for FDA’s recommendation. The ASN has too, nutrition scientists when we spoke by phone. couching its true motives behind wording that But the ASN’s true mission may not be obvious inaccurately suggests the organization’s true to the casual reader who reads the ASN’s concern is for consumers’ health: mission statement. “This topic is controversial, and a lack of “The American Society for Nutrition consensus remains in the scientific evidence on (ASN) is a nonprofit organization dedicated to the health effects of added sugars alone versus bringing together the world’s top researchers, sugars as a whole. There is also lack of evidence clinical nutritionists and industry to advance on the usefulness of a declaration of added our knowledge and application of nutrition for sugars on the label to improve food choices and the sake of humans and animals.” the health of consumers.” The researchers, nutritionists and industries But the topic is only “controversial,” Simon’s in question are brought together twice a year for report notes, “because the food industry is the ASN’s conventions, where industry worried that consumers are becoming more sponsors like Coca-Cola, Nestlé, Hershey’s, aware of the health effects of too much added Monsanto, Cargill and many other food giants sugar, and differentiating naturally occurring pay big money for access to nutrition sugars from added ones may negatively impact researchers, and even host their own sessions at sales of some of their products.” the conference. While most of the sponsored “The food industry is all about confusing sessions disclose the corporate funder, Simon’s American consumers, making sure they don’t report notes the industry ties are not always really understand how to eat right,” Simon told obvious. A recent session, for example, called WBEZ in Chicago. “Nutrition science is not “Sweeteners and Health: Current that complicated. We’ve known for decades Understandings, Recent Research Findings and that we should be eating more whole foods, Directions for Future” was sponsored by the staying away from junk food and processed food, Rippe Lifestyle Institute. The Institute’s founder and making plant-based foods the center of your James Rippe, according to the report, has been plate.” paid a $41,000-a-month retainer by the Corn In order to ensure that RDs retain control of Refiners Association, which represents the Big Food’s messaging, the organization has makers of high fructose corn syrup. helped put laws on the books of 47 states that One of the session’s “learning objectives” make it illegal for unlicensed individuals to give was to “understand whether or not there is a dietary advice for medical conditions. linkage between sugar consumption and obesity, By managing which nutritional research is diabetes and cardiovascular disease as well as funded and published, and how nutritional other metabolic diseases.” “[The sugar lobby] advice is disseminated and by whom, Big Food has more than a passing interest” in this matter, corporations are trying their best to keep Simon notes. consumers eating their products. But this Meanwhile, the ASN publishes one of the propaganda machine can’t completely stop most respected scientific journals dedicated to informed consumers from gathering information nutrition, the American Journal of Clinical from truly independent journals and media Nutrition (AJCN). Several ASN executives outlets, and sharing this information among with close ties to industry sit on the AJCN’s themselves. Or from calling BS on the notion a editorial board, where they help decide what sliced apple is a processed food comparable to gets published and what doesn’t. an apple Pop-Tart. a [18 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1, 2015 Bandido Hideout 2128 Central SE ABQ NM 87108 505-242-5366

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On Saturday, June 27, KiMo pays tribute to great films with a screening of Orson Welles’ 1941 classic of classics, Citizen Kane , in which the famed director/actor not-so-subtly criticizes the life of media mogul William Randolph Hearst. The film will screen at 3 and 6pm. Starting Wednesday, July 1, KiMo will revisit the ‘90s Batman films, starting with Tim Burton’s smash 1989 hit Batman . The film will play at 3 and 7pm. That will be followed, of course, by 1992’s Batman Returns (July 15), Can you guess which emotion is which? 1995’s Batman Forever (July 22) and 1997’s Batman and Robin (Aug. 5). You can get a pass BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY What amounts to a very small story (a young for all four films for $30 (general admission) or Inside Out girl is unhappy about her family’s move to an $22 (student/senior). Single ticket prices for any Written and directed by Pete Docter unfamiliar city) is given the epic treatment of the Batman films (or Citizen Kane or The ike a craps player on the hottest streak Starring Amy Poehler, Phyllis Smith, Bill Hader, thanks to one tween’s rich, turbulent, Thing films) will run $8 general admission and Vegas has ever seen, Pixar has cranked out Mindy Kaling unfailingly relatable inner life. $6 for students and seniors. Go to the latest in its unbroken string of box L Rated PG The main characters are wonders of kimotickets.com to get them in advance. office smashes. Anyone expecting the Now playing conception and voice acting. The cast is animation studio to be resting on its laurels perfect. (I mean, Lewis Black as Anger—how nearly 30 years (and 15 films) into its could you not?) The design is incredibly clever Mix it up existence hasn’t been paying very close manipulating her fellow emotions and pushing as well, with the emotions looking like fuzzy, Directors, writers, producers, editors, attention. Sticklers for originality, art and the buttons that tweak Riley’s day-to-day computer-animated Muppets. The standout cinematographers, SPFX makers, actors: It’s emotional honesty, Pixar has given us some of mood. But the anthropomorphized feelings though is a cotton candy elephant named Bing time to get together. The New Mexico Film the most beloved family films of the last three aren’t really in control. The increasingly out- Bong, a long-lost imaginary friend still Foundation, the New Mexico Post Alliance and decades. Now comes I nside Out, a glowing of-sorts Riley isn’t making it easy for Joy to bumming around the fringes of Riley’s brain, New Mexico Women in Film are joining forces to lightbulb of a great idea that is easily the maintain order any more. Sadness is starting who crosses paths with Joy and Sadness. The host their first-ever Albuquerque Filmmaker studio’s finest hour since 2008’s WALL-E. to assert herself, poking away at memories that script makes him a repository for great humor Mixer. This event will take place at the new Rio Bravo Brewery (1912 Second Street NW) on Inside Out— written and directed primarily should be happy ones but are suddenly and deep emotion, perfectly summing up the Saturday, June 27, starting at 2pm. This is a by Pete Docter of M onsters, Inc. and U p transforming into sad ones. Joy has her hands film’s intentions. fame—takes place largely inside the mind of great opportunity to meet-and-greet with some full these days trying to keep Sadness from For all the clever laughs to be had (and fellow New Mexico filmmakers. Have a bite to 11-year-old Riley (Kaitlyn Dias), a hockey- rearing her mopey head. Riley, meanwhile, there are plenty), it’s the film’s honest loving kid from the upper midwest whose eat, grab a brew or two, and hobnob like there’s tangles with her well-meaning, but clearly depiction of emotion that really hits home. By no tomorrow. This could be a prime opportunity parents have packed her off to live in the flummoxed parents (Diane Lane and Kyle pairing the two most at-odds emotions—Joy for you to network with up-and-coming strange new land of San Francisco. C onfused, MacLachlan). These two story lines come to a and Sadness— Inside Out has a lot to say about filmmakers just like you. This event is free to out of place and on the verge of puberty, young head (so to speak) when an emotion-fueled how the brains of kids work. It’s hard attend. There will be free food and a cash bar. Riley is going through some major life accident kicks Joy and Sadness out of the sometimes to fully comprehend all the things For more info check out nmfilmfoundation.org. changes. Nowhere is this reflected more than control center and into the far recesses of that are happening in the adult world. Our gal in the high-tech control room of feelings Riley’s brain. It’s in this second half that Inside Riley is just old enough to know that things located inside her skull. Steering this brainy Out really shines. are changing—maybe for the better, but Short time, short film starship Enterprise is ebullient, blue-haired What could have been mistaken (by a maybe for the worse. At the same time, she’s Are you up for the challenge of writing, directing, pixie Joy (voiced with great enthusiasm by handful of TV-watching nerds) as a variation not quite old enough to affect the world editing and debuting a short film in only two Amy Poehler). Joy has a pretty easy job on the short-lived FOX sitcom “Herman’s around her. She’s just a kid, stuck going where days? You’ll be given a genre, a character, a prop creating happy memories for Riley. Her only Head” becomes a wild, all-out, Willy Wonka - her parents go and doing what her parents tell and a line of dialogue. The rest is up to you. If this hurdle is the coterie of coworkers with which esque fantasy. Riley’s brain is conceptualized as her to do. Slowly, the film and its characters sounds like your cup of tea, you have until she’s saddled. This collection of negative a giant library-cum-factory. Memories, color- start to realize that maybe there is no such Wednesday, July 1, to assemble a crack team and Nellies includes Fear (Bill Hader), Anger coded according to emotion, are stored away thing as negative emotions. Maybe sadness is catch the Early Bird registration of the 48 Hour Film Project. It’s $140 per team, and you can sign (Lewis Black), Disgust (Mindy Kaling) and like glass marbles. Squads of cartoonish as valid a feeling as happiness—and maybe it up by going to 48hourfilm.com/albuquerque-nm. Sadness (Phyllis Smith—who, like Kaling, workers staff the brain’s various areas such as can be just as strong a force for change. Inside hails from “The Office”). The 48 Hour Film Project will get underway on “Imaginationland” or “Dreamland Studios” or Out is a beautifully realized, wondrous July 24 right here in Albuquerque (as well as The first half of the film plays out like an “The Train of Thought.” Joy and Sadness detailed, psychologically astute epiphany of a inventive workplace comedy with poor Joy dozens of other cities around the globe). make their way across this candy-colored maze film that will have audiences laughing and Participants could win a grand prize and an having to overcome her party-pooping trying to stay one step ahead of the crumbling crying at the same time. All I can say is thank opportunity to screen at the Cannes Film coworkers. Generally speaking, that’s not too sections of Riley’s brain, as portions of her you, Pixar. You’re brilliant. Yet again. a Festival in 2016. a tough a task. Joy tends to take over, gently once-happy childhood fade out of existence. JUNE 25-JULY 1, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [21 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Rock(et) Opera “The Astronaut Wives Club” on ABC deep. At least based on the pilot, “Wives Club” BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY is going to have to dig deeper if it wants to get into orbit. The GREAT Academy Quality Of Education Survey 2013-2014 nce upon a time summer was a dumping All of the characters are based on real people. ground for reruns and reality shows. Way Front and center is painfully proper wife Louise Strongly Strongly back in the day, when July rolled around, the Agree/ Disagree/ Don't No O Shepard (Dominique McElligott from “Hell on Parent Questions: Agree Disagree know Opinion only thing you had to look forward to watching Wheels”), whose husband is about to become on TV were “Welcome Back, Kotter” reruns and America’s first astronaut (but isn’t above Student Safe at school 100% 0% 0% 0% “Battle of the Network Stars.” It’s not that things cheating on his wife). We get all the other gals Good and Safe Building 100% 0% 0% 0% have changed entirely. We still get plenty of and their various problems, including Rene High Academic Achievement 100% 0% 0% 0% reruns, and the networks still try to pass off a lot Carpenter (Yvonne Strahovski from “Chuck”), of cheap reality shows. (FOX, we’re looking Annie Glenn (Azure Parsons from “Salem”) and Encouragement of Parental participation 97% 2% 0% 1% at you.) Even so, fighting off the encroachment Trudy Cooper (Odette Annable from “House”). Up-to-Date Computers & Technology 100% 0% 0% 0% of cable and Netflix, the broadcast networks The famous husbands show up every once in a Consistent Discipline from sta9 96% 0% 3% 1% have had to step it up with some higher profile while, mostly to disappoint their wives, but the off-season offerings. School-sponsored extracurricular activities 78% 11% 7% 4% concentration is on the dedicated ladies. Last week, for example, ABC launched its The show tries to wring drama from the Teacher provides information on Student Progress 100% 0% 0% 0% splashy summer offering, “The Astronaut Wives wives’ concern for their husbands’ safety. It was a Employs various instructional tactics to meet needs 96% 1% 1% 2% Club.” Based on the best-selling book by Lili fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants kind of time, and Child takes responsibility for his/her learning 96% 4% 0% 1% Koppel and adapted by Stephanie Savage the original Apollo astronauts were serious (“Gossip Girl”), the 10-episode series Pleased with overall progress in providing a good education 96% 1% 1% 3% daredevils. But we know they didn’t die getting concentrates on the ladies of late-’50s/early-’60s to the moon, so that drama is moot. Also, with Educational support in the home is key factor in student success 99% 1% 0% 0% Cape Canaveral as they perform their wifely seven wives to concentrate on, a lot of them duties, run promotion for America’s space wind up getting short shrift. Hopefully, future program and wait for the husbands to die (or not) episodes will focus on wives other than Mrs. Now Enrolling 6th, 9th-12th Grades and on some pioneering NASA training mission. Shepard. Night School (Bridge 2 Success) Koppel’s book was the gender-reversed flip ABC has clearly dropped a few dimes on 6001-A San Mateo Bl. NE • 792-0306 • www.thegreatacademy.org side to The Right Stuff. The show wants to be a “The Astronaut Wives Club.” It’s got a fine combination of WGN’s “Manhattan” (a pedigree and it looks swanky as hell. There are historical, behind-the-scenes exposé of mid- moments that resonate—as when Louise nearly century science and politics) and AMC’s “Mad faints watching her husband blast off and Men” (lots of fabulous period clothing and sets). confides in a reporter that “Alan can never Despite its important subject matter, “The know I was scared.” If the remaining episodes Astronaut Wives Club” hasn’t hit the heights flesh out the characters and find some more achieved by either of its idols. “Manhattan” has earthbound drama, this could be a successful done a deft job of avoiding soap operatic mission after all. a plotlines by exploring the dark paranoia behind its atom-bomb-building setting. And “Mad Men” “The Astronaut Wives Club” airs Thursdays at 7pm on was always more than just (shark) skin (suit) KOAT-7.

SATURDAY 27 have gone past cupcakes, beyond doughnuts and looped back around THE WEEK IN “LOGO TV Trailblazer Honors” (Logo to ordinary cakes. 9pm) Logo hands out awards to LGBT “Grubsessed” (Cooking 7pm) heroes and allies who have “made “Outrageous food lovers” like a SLOTH historic strides toward equality.” “honey super fan” and a “pancake Perfect High (Lifetime 6pm) A teen fanatic” share their obsessions with (singer/model/actress Bella Thorne) viewers. OK, but let’s keep it PG-13, THURSDAY 25 starts abusing heroin with her “new guys. friends” from school. Have previous “BOOM!” (KASA-2 7pm) Teams must Lifetime movies taught us nothing, TUESDAY 30 answer trivia questions or be soaked people? in slime bombs. ... This used to be Twice Upon a Time (AMC 12am) George “Beat the Champions” (KASA-2 8pm) called “Super Sloppy Double Dare,” Amateur athletes square off against and it was for kids. Lucas produced this little-seen, but highly regarded animated fantasy professionals like Missy Franklin, from 1983. The unusual cutout-style Rob Gronkowski and Scottie FRIDAY 26 animation, the improvised comic Pippen—all of whom have been dialogue and the psychedelic plot saddled with “absurd handicaps.” ... What Happened, Miss Simone? (Netflix have made it a cult favorite. Somebody needs to read “Harrison anytime) Netflix premieres the new Bergeron.” documentary by filmmaker Liz Garbus SUNDAY 28 “Zoo” (KRQE-13 7pm) A young (Girlhood; The Farm: Angola, USA; scientist tries to figure out what’s Bobby Fischer Against the World ) “BET Awards 2015 (BET 6pm) I get the behind bizarre animal attacks about the “High Priestess of Soul” feeling this is going to be a somber worldwide in this faintly herself, Nina Simone. award show this year. preposterous sci-fi thriller based on Teen Beach 2 (Disney 9pm) In the “Humans” (AMC 7pm) AMC’s first sci-fi the novel of the same name by original Teen Beach Movie , a couple series is set in a “parallel present” in faintly preposterous sci-fi thriller of high schoolers found themselves which eerily human robots are the writer James Patterson. transported back in time to a 1960s, must-have gadget. Through a number “Scream” (MTV 11pm) MTV revives Frankie-and-Annette-style beach of intersecting story lines, the show the 19-year-old, self-referential movie. This time around, the explores the impact of this technology horror series with a loosely characters from the movie show up in on the human race. connected TV series about a movie- modern-day Southern California. I “Nurse Jackie” (Showtime 7pm) Edie watching masked slasher. just didn’t want you to be confused. Falco’s dark drama/comedy arrives at Dennis Rodman’s Big Bang in its series finale. WEDNESDAY 1 Pyongyang (Showtime 7pm) Remember that time Dennis Rodman MONDAY 29 “Extant” (KRQE-13 9pm) CBS’ sci-fi took a team of former NBA stars to snoozefest returns for a second North Korea to “improve international “Cake Wars” (Food 6pm) Wait. What? summer season, having ditched relations”? This documentary Don’t tell me hipster dessert battles most of its cast and a lot of its plot. recounts the whole crazy idea. Hope that helps. a

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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY helped U.S. Marines in Afghanistan returns to America the hip-hop exploitation flicks of the early ’90s. 115 daughter (Alexandra Daddario) when the San Andreas and is adopted by his handler’s teenage brother after minutes. (Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 fault splits in two. It’s got all the collapsing buildings and OPENING THIS WEEK “suffering a traumatic experience.” Troubled teen and Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) corny one-liners you’ll need this summer. 114 minutes. troubled dog bond. Then somebody gets lost in the PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Dark Star: H.R. Giger’s World woods, and there’s an adventure. 111 minutes. PG. Entourage Premiere Cinema, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) Surrealist sci-fi artist H.R. Giger is profiled in this genial (Opens Thursday 6/25 at Century 14 Downtown, Icon The Mark Wahlberg-produced sitcom about a suddenly documentary, which takes viewers into the ivy-covered Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, popular young actor (Adrian Grenier) and his dudebro Spy world of Giger’s home in Zurich, Switzerland, during the Century Rio) pals from back in Jersey (Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara, Melissa McCarthy reunites with her Bridesmaids /The last few months of his life. Giger mostly lets his Kevin Dillon) arrives on the big screen four years after Heat director Paul Feig to play a deskbound CIA analyst nightmarish artwork do the talking. But his wife, his studio Me and Earl and the Dying Girl going off the air on HBO. Now it seems our boy Vinnie who suddenly becomes a field agent when the identities assistant and his “former life partner” are happy to talk A teenage filmmaker (Thomas Mann) befriends a Chase (Grenier) wants to direct, and it’s up to his old pal of all the other operatives are compromised. McCarthy about the man behind it all. A must for fans, as well as a classmate with leukemia (Olivia Cooke) in this sensitive, Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) to make the dream happen. Be provides all the slapstick action. Jude Law and Jason fine introduction to Mr. Giger’s weird world. In German offbeat adaptation of Jesse Andrews’ best-selling YA prepared for movie star cameos galore and plenty of Statham drop by to do the sophisticated spy thing. 115 and Swiss with English subtitles. 95 minutes. Unrated. novel. This funny, frank examination of young adulthood highly rewarded bad behavior. 104 minutes. R. (Century minutes. R. (Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, (Opens Friday 6/26 at Guild Cinema) deftly avoids cliché and convention, giving audiences an Rio) Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown) unexpectedly bracing dose of humor and melancholy. Doomsdays 105 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Wednesday 7/1 at Century I’ll See You in My Dreams Tomorrowland Dirty Fred (Justin Rice, Mutual Appreciation ) and Bruho Rio) Blythe Danner ( Meet the Parents ) stars in this comedy- Like Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion, (Leo Fitzpatrick, Kids ) are a couple of freewheeling drama-romance about “a widow and former songstress Disney’s Tomorrowland attraction gets its own movie spin- squatters with a taste for off-season vacation homes in The Midnight Swim who discovers that life can begin anew at any age”—which off. In it a curious teen (Britt Robertson) and a former boy the Catskills. Their lifestyle is challenged, though, when a In this slow, moody, “found footage” horror drama, three is pretty much the theme of every movie aimed at the genius (George Clooney) embark on an adventure to find runaway teen and an aimless woman join their ranks. This sisters return to their mother’s lakeside cabin where she AARP crowd. The material is familiar, but Danner sells it a place, hidden beyond time and space, where great “pre-apocalyptic” comedy (or maybe it’s a drama) is the went missing during a deepwater dive. Unable to let go of with charm and skill. 85 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 minds from throughout history have retreated to build the work of former film critic Eddie Mullins and feels their mother, the young siblings get drawn into an eerie Downtown) perfect, futuristic city. The film desperately wants to sell something like a mumblecore zombie movie written by metaphysical mystery. 84 minutes. Unrated. (Opens audiences on its childlike sense of wonder and its Harmony Korine and directed by Jim Jarmusch. 92 Friday 6/26 at Guild Cinema) Inside Out retrofuturistic optimism—but the plot is incredibly minutes. (Opens Saturday 6/27 at Guild Cinema) Reviewed this issue. 94 minutes. PG. (Icon Cinemas convoluted, the action oddly violent and the ending one Rust Never Sleeps Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio sanctimonious Al Gore lecture. 130 minutes. PG. (Rio Ernest & Celestine This documentary (directed by Neil Young) captures Neil Rancho Premiere Cinema) Rancho Premiere Cinema) From the producers of The Triplets of Belleville (Oui!) and Young & Crazy Horse’s Oct. 22, 1978, concert the makers of “A Town Called Panic” (Double oui!) comes performance at San Francisco’s legendary Cow Palace. Insidious: Chapter 3 this touching, occasionally thrilling masterpiece of hand- Part of Guild Cinema’s Neil Young double feature Is it just me, or are these “suburban families stalked by drawn animation. The story concerns the socially alongside Human Highway . 103 minutes. PG. (Opens ghosts” movies getting harder to keep straight? Not to be SECOND RUN forbidden friendship between a little orphaned mouse Tuesday 6/30 at Guild Cinema) confused with last week’s Poltergeist remake or Sinister 2 and a grumpy loner bear. This wonderful, funny, beautifully (coming out later this summer) or the Paranormal Activity The Age of Adaline animated film is based on Gabrielle Vincent’s popular Ted 2 series (the sixth film hit theaters this August), this one’s Blake Lively (“Gossip Girl”) stars as a young woman, born Belgian children’s book series. 80 minutes. PG. (Opens Writer-director-actor Seth MacFarlane (“Family Guy”) actually a prequel to the previous two Insidious movies. at the turn of the 20th century, who is “rendered ageless” Wednesday 4/30 at Guild Cinema) returns for more raunchy shenanigans. MacFarlane once Here we learn how gifted psychic Elise Rainier (cult after an accident. In present day, our immortal again voices talking, boozing, sex-crazed teddy bear Ted actress Lin Shaye) got her start busting ghosts. 97 protagonist falls in love with a young man (Michiel Faith of Our Fathers while Mark Wahlberg plays his lifelong human pal. This minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Huisman, “Game of Thrones”), only to discover that his dad (Harrison Ford) is one of her old lovers. Awkward. At the height of the Vietnam War, two young fathers—one time around Ted and his new bride (Jessica Barth) want 110 minutes. PG-13. (Movies West) a man of faith, one a doubtful cynic—report for duty. to have a baby. But first, Ted has to prove his Jurassic World Decades later, their sons travel to the Vietnam Veterans “personhood” in court. Hijinks ensue. 115 minutes. R. I’m not upset that Hollywood has decided to make a third Memorial in Washington, DC, guided by handwritten (Opens Thursday 6/25 at Century 14 Downtown, Icon Jurassic Park sequel. Because, you know, money . I am, The Book of Life letters their fathers sent from the battlefield. There, beside Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, however, ticked off that the fictional executives at InGen Guillermo del Toro ( Pan’s Labyrinth, Hellboy ) produces The Wall, the young men learn ... something, something, Century Rio) thought they could get away with this. Did someone at the this candy-coated, fiesta-colored cartoon. In it, two small- Jesus. This one comes to us from Pure Flix, the “family corporation send out a memo saying, “Hey, everybody. town pals (Diego Luna and Channing Tatum) battle for the friendly” Christian company behind such films as God’s Terminator Genisys Remember that dinosaur theme park we were trying to heart of their childhood sweetheart (Zoe Saldana)— Not Dead, Do You Believe? and Jerusalem Countdown . The Terminator series reboots itself with a partially new open? You know, the one where the tourists kept getting spurned on by a pair of cosmic entities, the angelic La Stephen Baldwin is in it. PG-13. (Opens Tuesday 6/30 at cast (Jai Courtney from “Spartacus: War of the Damned” eaten over and over and over again? Well, we’re pretty Muerte and the demonic Xibalba. The film’s complicated Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) as Kyle Reese, Emilia Clarke from “Game of Thrones” as sure we’ve got all the kinks worked out. Fourth time’s the mythology borrows a lot from Mexico’s Dia de los Muertos Sarah Connor) and an “alternate timeline.” Seems it’s charm!” I mean, come on. ... Ah, well, at least we’ve got tradition. The result—a sort of reverse Orpheus and Human Highway 1984 again. Young Sarah Connor has been fully warned Chris Pratt. He’s cool. 124 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Eurydice —is probably too dark for the youngest kids. But this original, unpredictable toon is a vivid seasonal treat Neil Young’s controversial 1982 comedy/drama/sci- of Skynet’s plans for Judgment Day and is protecting Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, for the rest of us. Reviewed in v23 i42. 95 minutes. PG. fi/musical (which he co-wrote, co-directed and co-stars herself with a reprogrammed (and rather old) Terminator Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) in) is set in a gas station/diner situated next to a leaky (played, of course, by Arnold Schwarzenegger). Then John nuclear power plant. Russ Tamblyn, Dean Stockwell, Connor shows up from the future, only he’s a Terminator Love & Mercy Dennis Hopper, Sally Kirkland and the members of DEVO now, and things get confusing. See what you did, Star Paul Dano ( There Will Be Blood ) and John Cusack ( High Cinderella are in it. Man, is it weird. Part of Guild Cinema’s Neil Trek ? 122 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Tuesday 6/30 at Fidelity ) split the role of Beach Boys founder Brian Wilson Kenneth Branagh ( Henry V, Thor ) directs this straight- Young double feature alongside Rust Never Sleeps . 88 Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, in this musical biopic about the musician’s struggles with faced, unironic live-action adaptation of Disney’s 1950 minutes. (Opens Tuesday 6/30 at Guild Cinema) Century Rio) mental illness. Dano is terrific, but the Cusack sections animated gem. It looks gorgeous from top to bottom, and (set in the ’80s) feel like a weird add-on. 120 minutes. Lily James (from “Downton Abbey”) seems perfectly Industrial Soundtrack for the Urban PG-13. (Century Rio) appropriate as the ball-going protagonist. But this version adds nothing whatsoever new to the old story. For Disney Decay princess completists only. Reviewed in v24 i11. 113 This pounding, undoubtedly atonal documentary traces STILL PLAYING Mad Max: Fury Road Some 30 years after the the third Mad Max film ( Beyond minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies West) the origins of industrial music and the surrounding Avengers: Age of Ultron subculture as it grew out of the crumbling factory towns Thunderdome ), legendary director George Miller returns Earth’s mightiest mortals are back for a second go- Furious 7 of England and Europe. Featured acts include Throbbing to reboot the road-wrecking series. This time around, Tom around. Seems that Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) has The automotive insult to gravity and various related forms Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, NON, SPK, Test Dept., Orphx and Hardy ( The Dark Knight Rises ) is our reluctant, ex-cop built a super-powered robot named Ultron (voiced by of physics continues, despite the untimely death of star Click Click. 52 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 6/26 at antihero Max, wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland James Spader) who wants to bring peace to humanity by Paul Walker. Vin Diesel, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Guild Cinema) looking for peace and quiet. What he finds is a furious wiping it out. Can Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The woman of action (Charlize Theron) on the run from a Ludacris pick up the slack, shooting and/or crashing cars Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye and newcomer The Vision sadistic warlord and his band of motor-mad psychos. For into countless people, places and things. Seems Evil Magic Mike XXL stop this metallic madman before his plan comes to British Guy (Jason Statham) is going after car The ab-having studs of Magic Mike (Channing Tatum, Matt this rule-breaking action classic, Miller eschews old- fruition? Probably, otherwise we don’t get any more fashioned niceties like dialogue and character thief/invincible superhero Dominic Toretto and crew for Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash, Adam Rodriquez) movies. Overstuffed? Sure. Exciting. Hell, yeah. 141 killing his brother, Evil British Guy From The Last Movie return. It’s been three years since our “magic” hero got development in order to tell an explosive, operatic myth minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century through movement, explosions and heroic bloodshed. (Luke Evans). 137 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies out of the male stripper business, but he’s recruited by Rio) West) the remaining Kings of Tampa to go on one last, blowout 120 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) performance in Myrtle Beach. Bottom line: Hot guys take Dope Get Hard off their clothes to the Backstreet Boys. Who needs more The life of a black nerd (or “blerd,” as the kids say) in a Will Ferrell and the clearly overworked Kevin Hart (six information than that? 115 minutes. R. (Opens Tuesday San Andreas tough LA neighborhood threatens to change when he gets 6/30 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere The B-movie disaster flicks of the ’70s get a CGI facelift films last year and two so far in 2015) star in this racial mixed up with a cornrowed beauty, an underground party Cinema, Century Rio) courtesy of the guy who directed Journey 2: The comedy. Ferrell is millionaire James King, busted for fraud and $100,000 worth of stolen drugs. Rick Famuyiwa ( The Mysterious Island . Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars as and bound for San Quentin. 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Ted 2 Fri-Mon 11:05am, 12:35, 1:55, 3:25, 4:50, 6:15, 8:00, 8:50, 10:25, 11:05 Needless to say, this mismatched buddy comedy 7:40, 9:05, 10:30; Tue 11:05am, 12:35, 1:55, 3:25, 4:50, Max Fri-Thu 11:30am, 12:00, 2:20, 4:40, 7:05, 9:35 doesn’t try very hard. 100 minutes. R. (Movies 8) 6:15, 7:40, 9:05, 10:30; Wed-Thu 11:05am, 1:55, 4:50, San Andreas Fri-Thu 12:10, 5:10, 7:50, 10:20 7:40, 10:30 Dope Fri-Thu 10:50 Home Dope Fri-Tue 11:20am, 2:05, 4:35, 7:35, 10:20 Inside Out 3D Fri-Thu 2:50, 4:50, 9:25 DreamWorks Animation mashes together E.T. the Inside Out 3D Fri-Tue 11:50am, 2:35, 5:15, 8:05, 10:50 Inside Out Fri-Thu 12:25, 1:20, 2:35, 3:45, 6:15, 7:10 Jurassic World 3D Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:45, 5:30, 8:15, 11:00 Extra-Terrestrial and Lilo & Stitch in the hopes that Inside Out Fri-Tue 11:10am, 12:45, 1:40, 3:30, 4:20, 6:10, 7:10, 9:00, 9:55 Jurassic World Fri-Thu 11:50am, 1:55, 2:35, 4:55, 5:20, wayward alien mascot Oh (voiced by Jim Parsons 8:00, 8:30, 10:45 I’ll See You In My Dreams Fri-Mon 11:45am, 2:15, 4:45; Tue from “The Big Bang Theory”) will become the next Spy Fri-Thu 1:10, 3:50, 6:40, 9:35 11:45am, 2:15 toy/video game/t-shirt-generating machine. It’s safe Spy Fri-Mon 11:05am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:45; Tue to say he won’t. The story, about a misfit alien who 11:05am, 1:55 MOVIES 8 befriends a lonely Earth girl (Rihanna), feels awfully Jurassic World Fri-Tue 1:25, 4:25, 7:25, 9:25, 10:25 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 recycled. If you’re an adult who doesn’t find Parsons’ Jurassic World 3D Fri-Mon 11:25am, 12:25, 2:25, 3:25, Penguins of Madagascar Mon 9:30am voice grating, you might survive a screening with your 5:25, 6:25, 8:25; Tue 11:25am, 12:25, 2:25, 3:25, 6:25 Monkey Kingdom Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:30 Insidious: Chapter 3 Fri-Mon 7:55, 10:35 kids. 94 minutes. PG. (Movies 8, Movies West) Home Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40 San Andreas Fri-Tue 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30, 10:15 Home 3D Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:00, 5:40, 8:20 Hot Pursuit Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Sun 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55, 7:50, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 11:20am, 2:10, 4:50, 7:30, In the proud tradition of Midnight Run (with Robert 10:40; Tue 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55 10:10 De Niro and Charles Grodin) and Witless Protection Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:40, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 (with Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy), CENTURY RIO Poltergeist 3D Fri-Thu 1:50, 9:50 I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 Poltergeist Fri-Thu 11:10am, 4:30, 7:10 Reese Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara star in this Furious 7 Fri-Thu 11:40am, 3:20, 6:40, 10:00 action comedy about an officer of the law escorting a Faith of Our Fathers Tue 7:00, 9:40; Wed-Thu 11:00am, Insurgent Fri-Thu 5:10, 8:10 reluctant witness across the country while being 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 10:00 Cinderella Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:30 pursued by cops and gunmen alike. 87 minutes. PG- Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Tue 7:00, 9:55, 12:01am; Get Hard Fri-Thu 6:30, 9:30 13. (Movies 8, Movies West) Wed-Thu call for times Terminator Genisys Tue 8:45, 12:01am; Wed-Thu call for MOVIES WEST Insurgent times 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 The popular young adult book series about a Terminator Genisys 3D Tue 7:05, 10:20; Wed-Thu 12:40, 3:50, 7:00, 10:10 Penguins of Madagascar Wed 10:00am dystopian future in which mean old adults won’t let Magic Mike XXL Tue 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, 11:00, Monkey Kingdom Fri-Thu 12:15, 2:35, 4:55 rebellious teens grow up to be whatever they want 12:01am; Wed-Thu 9:55am, 1:00, 4:05, 7:10, 10:15 Home Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:00 returns with the second outing in the trilogy (which Max Fri-Thu 10:05am, 1:05, 4:05, 7:05, 10:05 Home 3D Fri-Thu 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:15 will, inevitably, turn into four films). Shailene Woodley Ted 2 Fri-Sun 10:00am, 10:45am, 11:30am, 12:15, 1:05, The Age of Adaline Fri-Thu 9:50 is back as troublemaking “divergent” Tris, who’s 1:50, 2:35, 3:20, 4:10, 4:55, 5:40, 6:25, 7:15, 8:00, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:35, 5:05, 7:35, obliged to run and fight and take a bunch of tests 8:45, 9:30, 10:20, 11:05, 11:50; Mon-Mon 10:00am, 10:05 (no, really) in this predictably rote sequel. 119 10:45am, 11:30am, 12:15, 1:05, 1:50, 2:35, 3:20, 4:10, Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:30, 4:55, 7:20, 9:45 Poltergeist Fri-Thu 12:10, 7:40, 10:10 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8, Movies West) 4:55, 5:40, 6:25, 7:15, 8:00, 8:45, 9:30, 10:20 Dope Fri-Mon 10:45am, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45 Poltergeist 3D Fri-Thu 2:40, 5:10 Inside Out Fri-Sat 10:05am, 10:40am, 11:50am, 12:25, Furious 7 Fri-Thu 12:10, 3:25, 6:40, 9:55 Monkey Kingdom 1:00, 1:35, 2:45, 3:55, 4:30, 5:40, 6:15, 6:50, 7:25, Insurgent Fri-Thu 7:15, 10:10 DisneyNature’s annual Earth Day release 8:35, 9:45, 10:15, 11:30; Sun-Mon 10:05am, 10:40am, Cinderella Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:10, 7:00 concentrates, obviously, on monkeys this year. 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[26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] [28 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 MUSIC | Show UP! JAZZED BY AUGUST MARCH The Voice of Freedom The Future Is Now A talk with Emerson Susan Corley Music, a universal means of expression among humans, is often rendered into categories and given Four shows to transport you there and back a hierarchical structure. But despite our species’ Second Street NW) on Friday, June 26. tendency to capture, organize and delineate, the Phillips won’t be forgotten; his influence was phenomenon of producing sound for creative wide and his friendships deep. Lousy Robot’s reasons is essentially a liberating activity. Music breaks down the boundaries that seemingly third record Hail the Conquering Fool will always separate us into individual units of existence and be timelessly insouciant yet cryptically caustic. experience. I discussed these aesthetic tendencies Rocking in remembrance and reaching out to and related subjects in a recent conversation with the next age, performers include comrades and Albuquerque musician Emerson Susan Corley. collaborators like Kimo Licious , Shoulder Corley, a classically trained vocalist, helms Voices , Leiahdorus , Erin Saulsbury and a Entourage, a local ensemble lately renowned for cohort of many others touched by the dude’s their sumptuous reiteration of the American Songbook through jazzy inflections and knowing musical mythos. A five dollar donation at the nuance. door is destined to defray the Phillips family’s Alibi: What brought you to Albuquerque, and how Animal Opera COURTESY OF THE ARTISTS medical debts. Plan to arrive at 7pm, and rock did that decision shape your musical journey? BY AUGUST MARCH an insistent beat, punctuated with plenty of on beginning at 8pm. I came to Albuquerque from Boston in 1992. I was a snare flair. Villarrubia, fronting MV3, actively classical singer, mostly opera. I specialized in trouser advocates for the appreciation and expansion of Saturday roles. Cherubino in The Marriage of Figaro, Hansel in I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad/ I got Nuevo Mexicano versions of jazz. He’s achieved Future becomes past becomes wow on Saturday, Humperdinck’s Hansel and Gretel ... lots of pants sunshine in a bag/ I’m useless but not for June 27. The Albuquerque Museum roles which fit me very well. I didn’t get into the jazz this through a variety of musical projects thing seriously until about five years ago. It was “long/ The future is coming on/ It’s coming including MV3, a quartet that incorporates Amphitheater (2000 Mountain NW) is on/ It’s coming on/ It’s coming on/ Finally quite a shift, starting a multi-genre band that elements of chamber jazz as well as its untamed, responsible for this peculiarly satisfying morphed into a jazz band that specializes in someone let me out of my cage/ Now, time for experimental relatives. The MV3 project is temporal phenomenon. They’ll make it possible standards. me is nothing ’cause I’m counting no age/ Now Villarrubia on drums, guitarist Sean Buckley, by welcoming seminal art-rock/world music How did your transition from mezzo-soprano to I couldn’t be there/ Now you shouldn’t be keyboardist Robert Muller and Jeremy Bleich merrymakers Animal Opera and astute jazzer come about? scared/ I’m good at repairs/ And I’m under each handling the bass. This all-ages jazz odyssey Americana adherents The Porter Draw to Back in 2007 I had an unfortunate experience snare/ Intangible/ Bet you didn’t think so I begins at 7:30pm; tickets range in price from their stunning environs. outside my house: attempted robbery at knifepoint. While I was recovering—the robbers didn’t get me command you to/ Panoramic view/ Look I’ll Part of a series of summer concerts sponsored $10 to $15, and the doors open at 7pm. by the way, but in my struggle to get away from make it all manageable/ Pick and choose/ Sit by the New Mexico Jazz Workshop, this and lose/ All you different crews/ Chicks and them, I fell and hurt myself rather badly—I thought, iteration belongs to Animal Opera, a group of “Life’s not a dress rehearsal,” and “What do I want dudes/ Who you think is really kickin’ tunes?/ Friday Future is now on Friday, June 26, at the superlative musical agents led by Manny to do that I’ve never done?” Believe it or not, I Picture you gettin’ down in a picture tube/ Like Historic El Rey Theater (622 Central SW) Rettinger. Rettinger’s one of the dudes decided I wanted to perform the music of The you lit the fuse/ You think it’s fictional?/ when the ironically named venue welcomes historically responsible for the intricate Carpenters. So I put together a band for one Mystical?/ Maybe.— “Clint Eastwood” by the self-described makers of future pop Small Skies . intensity of our local music scene. In concert, to do just that, to get it out of my system. Gorillaz . I’m pretty sure Del the Funky We played a benefit concert. As we were about to Benjamin Tyler, the electronic agent at the collaboration with Chris Altenbach (guitar), Homosapien was responsible for this song. go on, my guitarist at the time said, “Is this all there center of this sheltering, cloud-covered (from Terry Bluhm (bass), Zoom Crespin (drums), is? Do we have to stop being a band after this?” Portland, natch) conglomeration, has evolved Jefferson Voorhees (percussion/vocals), Teles Prediction: In the future everyone will be a Afterwards, a friend of mine in the audience said, from processor to progenitor, giving life to Sanchez (vocals), and Debo Orlofsky (vocals), “You need to sing jazz; you need to sing ‘Fly Me to musician. And all the different crews will meld slithering constructions filled up with enigmatic Rettinger’s “Animal Operators” clearly the Moon.’” I started listening to a lot of jazz into a ginormous ensemble that plays the progressions and pop pronunciations. This demonstrate how polyrhythmic postmodernism recordings, worked with John Proulx; one thing led unmentionably obscure works of Zappa with daring contrast between the spirit and the flesh will always be groovy-cool. to another. It’s one of those things where the the same grace and dignity with which they imbues Small Skies with a sound that defies The Porter Draw, meanwhile, are a fine, fine universe said, “This is what you should be doing interpret Mozart or Iggy Azalea. Picture getting now.” easy categorization. Like much in example of how the deep desert winds and down to that jam! If such a musically unified What does jazz mean to you? postmodernism, it’s both fun and frightening. darkly sunny summers in these parts have scenario seems far out and fictional, there are I grew up in Louisiana. I had relatives I’d visit often in Local indie rockers Post War Germany supplanted the ascendance of a homegrown other options available—all meant to establish New Orleans. I’d go to the French Quarter and see (Antonio Marquez, guitar; Weston Archuleta, variant of Americana that is tasty whether fresh and hear these amazing musicians on the street or restore a panoramic and/or mystical bass; Ben Martinez, keys/trumpet and Gilead or fried up in a pan. Dandee Fleming’s and Joey corners, hanging out, playing jazz. I’d hear jazz all perspective to one’s life in Burque. Those McGahee, drums)—whose tune “Chlorine” Gonzales’ deft handling of time has a helluva around me as a kid and didn’t know it was becoming options for embracing what will be are discussed features some mighty fine guitar playing and lot to do with a grand and expansive sound that part of my spirit, becoming part of my blood. When in detail in the paragraphs that follow. the opportunity to play jazz came about, it was vocals that seem luxuriously lost in time— is augmented by the sublime string work of Ben Wood, Russell James Pyle and Joshua already in me; it was asleep in me. When jazz complement the night’s bill. Santa Fe’s awakened in me, I felt like I was finally home. I love Thursday Thieves & Gypsys open. For only $5, this 21+ Gingerich. An opportunity to find futuristic facility bound classical music, don’t get me wrong. But it’s very trip to the horizon’s edge should be a starry one This heady version of “Something New constrained. Through jazz, I can totally be myself. up in musical joy will most certainly arise on indeed. Showtime is at 8pm. Under the Stars,” a recital of sorts, begins at It’s freedom. Thursday, June 25, at the Outpost Performance 7pm, drawing down the light of the late Why should people listen to the standards, the Space (210 Yale SE). As part of the 20th afternoon—depositing it almost magically as Great American Songbook? annual Summer Thursday Night Jazz Series, Friday, Pt. II For similar reasons ... the freedom, the timeless While the future’s fantastic, the past is often music to those who await the onset of a warm Outpost presents two remarkably prescient quality of the stuff. I’ve had a lot of people, profound. Jim Phillips , a formidable contributor summer night. Admission prices range from $14 groups comprised of local and regional jazzers. especially the younger fans in their 20s, come up to to this music section, a former employee of to $16. The work of Mark Weaver’s Do Tell Trio and me and say, “Yo man, I don’t know your music; I’ve NuCity Publications, perished recently. A never heard it before, but I love it. It speaks to me.” I Milton Villarrubia’s MV3 Project —while longtime fixture in Burque’s music community, After considering the options, one may well think this music is very romantic, the songwriting, sometimes explosively complex—also reveals Phillips fronted power pop purists Lousy Robot. ask, “Is it ever the future here in the land of the lyrics are very lush. It never grows old. We have the simply singular beauty of jazz made in the That outfit rocked with the best of them, rock mañana, chicks and dudes?” It does seem rather fans that are 2 years old and fans that are 100 years high desert. star types included—Jim collaborated with John intangible at times, after all. The only way to old. That speaks to the music. Weaver’s virtuosic tuba playing provides a Dufilho (The Deathray Davies, The Apples in answer that question—and for that matter any deep blue foundation for trumpeter Dan Clucas’ Next Week: Corley chats with March about Stereo) on Lousy Robot’s initial recordings. question ever asked on this page—is to step out sometimes-stark yet languidly brassy cutting an album in Burque, the influence of Arnold Phillips’ life will be celebrated while his legacy is your front door heroically, Clint Eastwood- emanations. Percussionist Dave Wayne keeps Bodmer and the future of jazz in this town. a ensured for posterity at Low Spirits (2823 style, and find out for yourself. a

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Mary Stockton (tambourine, keys), Kevin Elder (bass) Joe Buffaloe (guitar), Little Bobby Tucker (vocals, keys) The Death of Death A practice with Shoulder Voices knife Hells Angel Alan Passaro wielded at Through the open window I notice the sun BY MARK LOPEZ Altamont. It’s catchy. Amanda is like a winking out from behind a distant mass of whimsical hype-girl-nymph, dancing to and fro clouds. The world outside has no idea about ’m sitting in Little Bobby Tucker’s living and banging a tambourine. It’s an oddly the mystical surges of pop-infused hooks room in his Northeast Heights house. The disjointed mix of sounds, as their whimsical belting their way over the hardwood floor. It’s Iband Shoulder Voices is setting up for melodies are overshadowed by Joe’s guitar. But just another living room in another city in practice. The room is covered in posters of it works. “Your guitar sounds good, Joe,” Kevin another state. Nothing to see, but a lot to hear. David Bowie, Pink Floyd and various flyers for says. The sound is fantastical, dreamy, but littered Shoulder Voices’ shows, including one where Then they do “Paralyze.” Bobby shouts, “I with broken bottles, aching muscles from they opened for Le Tigre offshoot MEN. The need a tambourine!” “Who doesn’t?” Kevin having danced too hard on precious nights, posters remind me of Altamont. The death of responds. I like the harmonies on this one. nights drowning in the beauty of discord, hums the summer of love, windswept flowers rotting They pull me into the song, like bits of along the highway, an orgy happening on the in the sand, a thousand faces venturing toward sweetness embedded in glittered wounds. periphery. Dark and sweet. Then it’s over. ramshackle homes and dust-covered tents, Bobby’s vocals, while not technically adept, fit “Something like that,” Bobby says. heads down, basking in the loss of feel-good the mood of the song perfectly. Then there’s Next is “Universe.” It’s more crunchy. I jams that were supposed to reflect a free- “Mirror, Mirror.” Again, Ryan counts it off, can’t really understand the lyrics, as the sounds flowing age of harmony and unity. I’m and I can’t help but relish in those four words: of the guitar drown out Bobby’s vocals. It kind reminded of death in general; pieces of the “One! Two! Three! Four!” How, within the of reminds me of Dead Kennedys, with its off- American psyche left to wander, then emerge framing of a song, they come to mean so kilter aesthetics, but it lacks that particular under candy-coated rhymes and rhythms. much. They strike at the beginning, bringing ferocity. Amanda has a smile on her face, The band sets up all around me. I’m on a tidal wave of sound meant to thrash dancing side to side, shaking her tambourine, literally surrounded by them, four mics in the whatever preconceptions you might have excited to be included in the beautiful center of the room, one for bassist Kevin Elder, about any particular band. It just gets to the madness. I hear Bobby sing, “Do you believe in one for guitarist Joe Buffaloe, one for root of everything. Joe’s guitar screams on this life after love?” I wonder if it’s a Cher tambourine player and singer Mary Stockton tune, those high notes like a desperate screech reference. If so, I’m won over. If not, I’m still and one for Bobby, who resides behind the driving the sinister ditty toward eerie places. won over. Once the song finishes, I’m again keyboards in the corner of the room, his own It’s in this song that I realize what a great reminded of the death of the California dream, little deranged nook. Drummer Ryan guitarist Joe is. He’s strangely chaotic, but black holes and sunsets, the beginning of the Sciarrotta is in the kitchen; there’s no room for always on point. end, outer space pushing down on the horizon, his drum kit in the living room, so I can’t see The room starts to get steamy, so they take a party for the end of the world. him from where I sit. And Bobby’s girlfriend a break, and we go outside. The band The band takes another break when the Amanda Pritchard stands near me, her dog reminisces about their best shows: Frank’s in heat becomes too much, and they talk about resting its butt against the small of my back. Austin and a festival in Las Cruces. When scheduling time for Bobby to go into the studio Describing their sound as “fantasy death everyone’s cooled off, we go back inside so the to record vocals for the new album. When pop,” the band is in the process of finishing a band can continue. Little Bobby puts on his they’re back behind their mics, instruments in new full-length record, scheduled for release signature head-piece, a top hat covered in hand, they play a tune called “Stuffed Animal some time this fall, but their focus on today’s multicolored flowers and feathers. They kick Band,” which is a nod to the Albuquerque practice is to map out a setlist for an upcoming off another tune that reminds me of The music scene, according to Bobby. Once again, show at Burt’s Tiki Lounge. They start in on a Dandy Warhols, but with a little Monkees Ryan counts it off. “One! Two! Three! Four!” tune called “Baby,” with Ryan counting it off thrown in for good measure, which makes There are shout-outs to Leeches of Lore and before pounding on the skins. Right away, I’m sense as The Monkees are one of Bobby’s main The Porter Draw amidst “oooh oooh’s.” “Come overtaken by their particular brand of rock ‘n’ inspirations. As I think this, I also notice that out to the van. Then you’ll be the #1 fan.” roll. It’s got a love-pop feel to it. “She likes to Little Bobby looks like a mad scientist behind “Show’s over,” Joe says when the song’s do it rough. She never gets enough.” It’s fun. I the keyboards, wailing away, hitting random finished. Time to go back to their lives. Time to hear elements of The Mamas & the Papas, but notes; some work, some don’t. venture on. The death of love is over. a with a knife to the throat. Maybe even the Then they do “Bartender,” and I get lost in it.

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Rockin’ & Rebuilding There’s nothing better than listening to talented local bands and supporting a great cause. Burque groups Breaking Blue, Goat White, Kevin Herig and Lost Howlin’ Coyotes are joining together on Saturday, June 27, at Covenant Presbyterian Church (9315 Candelaria NE) to raise money for The Mountain Fund, a nonprofit organization with a program aimed at earthquake relief and rebuilding. Musical sounds will range from SATURDAY Celtic-tinged folk to bluesy pop-rock to old-time Southern mountain music. JUNE 27 There will be two stages, one indoor and one outdoor, so folks are invited to Covenant bring picnics, blankets and camp chairs for the lawn. Covenant is looking to Presbyterian Church build on the $7,500 they have already raised to support disaster relief in 9315 Candelaria NE Nepal. Supporting your fellow human beings across the world will cost you a alibi.com/e/147712 mere $10-$25 for a ticket. The tunes will last from 5 to 9:30pm, and all 5pm proceeds from this all-ages event will be put toward rebuilding the towns of Mankhu and Goganpani. Amen! (Renee Chavez) a

[34 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [35 ] [36 ] WEEKLY ALIBI JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 strAiGht Dope | ADviCe from the Abyss by CeCil ADAms Do Car Alarms Do Any Good? What is it with car alarms? They go off 24/7 for any or no reason to create a constant urban din. Do they deter any thefts, are they required by law, or are they just a way to lard on the features? —Samuel Press, shell-shocked in Vermont

Listen, Samuel, if you re tormented by the constant urban din of Ver’mont, you ve got a pretty low annoyance threshold. I m’ going to work on the assumption you re a r’efugee from New York where, historically’, car alarms have been more of an issue (although speaking as a big-city habitué, I d say this is one irritant that may have crested’ a good 20 years ago). Browsing on the interwebs I find a claim from back in 2003 that noisy car alarms cost New 5. Up to this point, things aren t looking good for Yorkers $400 million annually, based on an the anti-car-alarm crusade. No wo’rries. The ingenious, but basically harebrained calculation of question of interest isn t whether car alarms work, the extent to which car alarms diminish the quality but whether other less ’obnoxious technologies of life for those in hearing range. One wants to say: work as well or better. Answer: absolutely. As we ve Suck it up, crybabies. Admittedly, that s the attitude seen, vehicle-tracking devices are the most ’ of someone not currently being driven’ bats by a effective antitheft measure, and it appears blaring alarm, and one wants to be supportive of combinations of measures are more effective yet. one s fellow city dwellers. So here s the best case I can ’make for why car alarms should’ be banned. 6. To quantify the efficaciousness of vehicle antitheft devices, Farrell and friends in a 2011 paper 1. Car alarms have middling, but certainly some, presented a metric they called security protection effectiveness as a theft deterrent, research factor, or SPF, along the lines “of the scheme used suggests. We learn this from Farrell et al (2010), to rate” sunscreen. The higher the SPF, the better; a who use the straightforward method of comparing car having an antitheft device or devices with an (a) the number of cars with a given antitheft SPF of 10 is 10 times less likely to be stolen than a technology against (b) the number of cars with that car having no security. technology that get stolen. Sixty-three percent of cars have alarms, we learn (based on UK data), 7. A car alarm all by itself, according to Farrell whereas only 41 percent of stolen cars have alarms. and company, has an SPF of just 1.2, whereas Forty-one is 35 percent less than 63. Ergo, car central locking is rated 2.7. (This appears to alarms are 35 percent effective in deterring theft. contradict the results reported in paragraph 3 for reasons not explained—ask Farrell.) But an alarm 2. This is considerably less potent than what plus central locking has an SPF of 5. Pile on the Farrell s numbers suggest is the single most technologies and the multiplier effect becomes more effecti’ve antitheft measure, namely a tracking pronounced. At the top of Farrell s list of antitheft device on your car that lets the cops (or you) technologies, with an SPF of 25.4’ , is the following determine its whereabouts if bad guys abscond fourplex: central locking plus an ignition kill-switch with it. Effectiveness: 77 percent. plus a tracking device plus, yes, an alarm. Farrell calls this the ACET configuration. 3. On the other hand, car alarms work better than the most common antitheft measure 8. This isn t helping, you say. Patience. A close nowadays: central locking (powered door locks second on the’ list of efficacious antitheft packages, controlled by a button on the key or fob)—32 with a 25.2 SPF, is central locking plus an ignition percent effective. And they re way better than kill switch plus a steering-wheel lock but no damn window security etching (in’scribing the vehicle ID alarm —the CEM configuration, in Farrell argot. number on the glass), 14 percent, or mechanical steering-wheel locks, 7 percent. In fact, cars with 9. There s your opening, alarm haters—you can the latter two antitheft measures experience more get equivale’nt protection without the racket. theft attempts, leading one to wonder what exactly Understand, we re talking strictly about theft of the the detailers are inscribing on those windows: Bet car; separate SP’F ratings are calculated for you can’t steal this car? protection against theft of a car s contents. In the latter category, ACET trounces C’ EM 6.6 to 2.5—a 4. This is off the track of my argument, but since noisy alarm offers more protection against you asked, car alarms aren t required in the US, and somebody stealing a car stereo. What s more I haven't heard of them being required elsewhere. ’ important, though—your stereo or you’r neighbors Canada, Australia and many European countries sanity? We ll have to give that some thought. But a’ t require electronic immobilization —put simply, least there ’s an argument to be made. a ignition kill switches. Are alarms and such an excuse “ ” ’ to add on extras? I suppose, but the common view is Send questions to Cecil via straightdope.com or write him c/o that the real security ripoff isn t an alarm, it s Chicago Reader, 350 N. Orleans, Chicago 60654. window etching. ’ ’ JUNE 25-JULY 1 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [37 ] Free Will Astrology | Horoscopes by rob brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): During my regular hikes carry out a series of fantastic tricks, like materializing a along my favorite trails, I’ve gotten to know the local pile of gold coins or giving yourself an extraordinary boulders quite intimately. It might sound daft, but I’ve power to concentrate or creating an enchanted drink come to love them. I’ve even given some of them names. that allows you to heal your toughest wound. I think this They symbolize stability and constancy to me. When I playful, imaginative exercise will subtly enhance your gaze at them or sit on them, I feel my own resolve grow ability to perform actual magic in the real world. stronger. They teach me about how to be steadfast and unflappable in all kinds of weather. I draw inspiration SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The taskmaster planet from the way they are so purely themselves, forever Saturn wove its way through the sign of Scorpio from true to their own nature. Now would be an excellent October 2012 until the end of 2014. Now it has slipped time for you to hang out with your own stony allies, back into your sign for a last hurrah. Between now and Aries. You could use a boost in your ability to express mid-September, I urge you to milk its rigorous help in the qualities they embody. every way you can imagine. For example, cut away any last residues of trivial desires and frivolous ambitions. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Everyone is a genius at Hone your focus, and streamline your self-discipline. least once a year,” wrote German aphorist Georg Once and for all, withdraw your precious energy from Christoph Lichtenberg. “The real geniuses simply have activities that waste your time and resist your full their bright ideas closer together.” According to my engagement. And if you’re serious about capitalizing on astrological analysis, Taurus, your once-a-year Saturn’s demanding gifts, try this ritual: Write either “I explosion of genius is imminent. It’s even possible you will never squander my riches” or “I will make full use of will experience a series of eruptions that continue for my riches” 20 times—whichever motivates you most. weeks. The latter scenario is most likely if you unleash the dormant parts of your intelligence through activities SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The advanced like these: having long, rambling conversations with big lessons on tap in the coming days are not for the thinkers; taking long, rambling walks all over creation; squeamish, the timid, the lazy or the stubborn. But then enjoying long, rambling sex while listening to you’re not any of those things, right? So there shouldn’t provocative music. be a major problem. The purpose of these subterranean adventures and divine interventions is to teach you to GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I think if we didn’t make nerve-racking leaps of faith, whether or not you contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring,” says believe you’re ready. Here’s one piece of advice that I author Paul Auster. “It would be tedious to be alive.” But think will help: Don’t resist and resent the tests as they he goes even further in his defense of inconsistency, appear. Rather, welcome them as blessings you don’t adding, “Changing your mind is probably one of the most understand yet. Be alert for the liberations they will beautiful things people can do.” This bold assertion may offer. not apply to everyone all the time, but it does for you in the coming weeks, Gemini. You should feel free to CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Man’s being is like a explore and experiment with the high art of changing vast mansion,” observed philosopher Colin Wilson, “yet your mind. I dare you to use it to generate extravagant he seems to prefer to live in a single room in the amounts of beauty. basement.” Wilson wasn’t just referring to Capricorns. He meant everybody. Most of us commit the sin of self- CANCER (June 21-July 22): In its early days, the band limitation on a regular basis. That’s the bad news. The Depeche Mode had the infinitely boring name good news, Capricorn, is that you’re entering a time Composition of Sound. Humphrey Bogart’s and Ingrid when you’re more likely to rebel against the Bergman’s classic 1942 film Casablanca was unconscious restrictions you have placed on yourself. dangerously close to being called Everybody Comes to You will have extra motivation to question and overrule Rick’s. And before Charles Dickens published his novel the rationales that you used in the past to inhibit your Bleak House, a scathing critique of the 19th-century primal energy. Won’t it be fun to venture out of your British judicial system, he considered 11 other possible basement nook and go explore the rest of your domain? titles, including the unfortunate Tom-all-Alone’s. The Solitary House that was always shut up and never AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “An obscure moth from Lighted. I bring this to your attention, Cancerian, as the Latin America saved Australia’s pasture-land from the seeding phase of your personal cycle gets underway. overgrowth of cactus,” writes biologist Edward O. The imprints you put on your budding creations will Wilson. “A Madagascar ‘weed,’ the rosy periwinkle, have a major impact on their future. Name them well. provided the cure for Hodgkin’s disease and childhood Give them a potent start. leukemia,” he adds, while “a chemical from the saliva of leeches dissolves blood clots during surgery,” and a LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): One summer afternoon when I “Norwegian fungus made possible the organ transplant was 7 years old, my friend Billy and I grabbed an empty industry.” I think these are all great metaphors for the jar from my kitchen and went looking for ants. Near the kind of healing that will be available for you in the creek we found an anthill swarming with black ants and coming weeks, Aquarius: humble, simple, seemingly scooped a bunch of them in the jar. A little later we came insignificant things whose power to bring upon a caravan of red ants and shoved many of them in transformation has, up until now, been secret or with the black ants. Would they fight? Naturally. It was unknown. mayhem. Looking back now, I’m sorry I participated in that stunt. Why stir up a pointless war? In that spirit, PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “She is hard to tempt, as Leo, I urge you to avoid unnecessary conflicts. Don’t do everything seems to please her equally,” said artist anything remotely comparable to putting red ants and Anne Raymo in describing a hedonistic acquaintance. A black ants in the same jar. similar statement may soon apply to you, Pisces. You will have a talent for finding amusement in an unusually VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In order for everyone in wide variety of phenomena. But more than that: You your sphere to meet their appointed destinies, you must could become a connoisseur of feeling really good. You cultivate your skills as a party animal. I’m only slightly may even go so far as to break into a higher octave of joking. At least for now, it’s your destiny to be the pleasure, communing with exotic phenomena that we catalyst of conviviality, the ringleader of the festivities, might call silken thrills and spicy bliss and succulent the engineer of fun and games. To fulfill your revelry. assignment, you may have to instigate events that encourage your allies to leave their comfort zones and follow you into the frontiers of collaborative HOMEWORK: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, AND YOU KNOW amusement. WHEN TO DO IT. PROVIDE THE EVIDENCE THAT THIS IS TRUE. FREEWILLASTROLOGY.COM LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your symbolic object of the week is a magic wand. I recommend that you visualize Go to realastrology.com to check out Rob Brezsny’s expanded weekly audio horoscopes and daily text message horoscopes. 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