The University of Lethbridge Student Newspaper November 19,1992 Vol 26 Issue 12 Newly elected are looking
News: forward to working for students Non-conformist Ski club en by J. Jensen Dreher says she is "really excited" about ters probationary period Almost 600 students cast their ballots working for students. "I hope to be able to in a by-election at the University of Leth inform the student body and increase and Page 3 bridge on November 12 and 13 to elect improve communication from council to three people to fill positions on Students' the students and the other way around." A Independant studies no longer Council vacated since September. fourth year student in the Bachelor of mandatory for Arts and Sci ence students Poul Mark, one of four candidates, was Music program, she also recognizes the elected asVice-president Administration importance of a liberal education. Page 3 and Michelle Dreher and Sandy Lawson Receiving 221 votes, Dreher says she were also elected to fill the two available was surprised to win by such a large mar Comix Councilor-at-Large positions. All three gin, but feels students chose her for suffi say they are looking forward to serving cient reasons. "I hope they felt I could Page 5 their fellow students in the next six months accurately represent their ideas and make and having an active voice on student myself available to them." Already set More News council. tling into her new position, Dreher is look SU President J.C. Penny says these ing at several ideas, among them the estab Pages 6 and 7 newest members of council were excel lishment of peer support groups on cam lent choices due to their experience and pus in such possible areas as sexual assault U of L not represented on leadership abilities. However, he is sur prevention and day-care. Gogo's secret committee prised about the lack of voter turnout, Having recently transferred from Grant having expected it to be a bit higher. MacEwan to the U of L, Sandy Lawson Page 8 Poul Mark...newly elected VP Administration "Voting is very, very, very, very, very brings with him a wealth of experience to important," he stresses, "but I am pleased his new Councilor-at-Large position. He Junction: with the results of the by-election.". was president of Grant MacEwan's Stu As a fourth year sociology major, Poul dent Association as well as past vice-chair Page 10 EP^ Mark says he originally applied for the person of ACTISEC, a provincial student organization representing over 50,000post- Entertainment: position because he has been involved with SU in various ways over the last secondary education students in Alberta. My Fair Lady, more than fair three years and felt he could contribute to A third year Bachelor of Fine Arts stu students best through this position. "I dent, Lawson says he would like to focus —- 1 Page 12 seriously believe in servant leadership," on reviewing the internal structure of SU he says, "and I want to work for students to make sure it serves students in the best Annual exhibition shows off 1 whole-heartedly." possible way. He is also looking at restruc unique pieces of art One of Mark's first priorities is ensur turing the methodology in SU to better ing that SU is fiscally responsible, includ ensure the equality of council members. Page 13 M i ing a balanced budget. He is also hoping Currently president of the U of L Art he can negotiate a deal with a major Club, Lawson says he will resign if this Sports: super-market in Lethbridge to provide U proves to be a conflict with his position as * of L students with a 10% discount. a Councilor-at-Large. The matter will be Ladies Horns are simply better * Mark says he appreciates those stu brought before council and the Art Club at w* dents who took the time to vote and would future meetings. Page 15 \ 1 like to encourage everyone to feel free to Lawson, like Mark and Dreher, encour come to his office in SU with their con ages students to approach him with their Mens Horns B-ball sitting cerns and inquiries. concerns. "I'm in the Atrium a lot and I'm pretty in Canada West — J. Sandy Lawson...elected Councillor -at-Large As one of two people elected to the easily recognizable and friendly," he says. Page 16 Councilor-at-Large positions, Michelle
From the bench: Do the Eskimos deserve to continue? Page 17
Standings, standings, and more sport standings The Page 18 University of Ills Lethbridge Pages 19 and 20
Quote of the week:
"I'm tired" -half of the student population after finishing term papers at 6 O'clock in the morn ing - Why are we suffering? Michelle Dreher...newest Councillor-at-Large 2 The Meliorist November 19, 1992
Thursday Friday Saturday 19 20 21 Family Violence: "Shilling Gears" Visitors in the Arts lec Saturday video about battering from a male per ture Series: Ever Gon. Con Film Series: spective. 12:05pm, Theatre Gallery. Leth temporary Canadian Photo. 4v ideos. bridge Public Library. 12 noon. U of L Art Gallery. 8pm, South Tamih Violence: "Male Perspective Slide Presentation on his ern Alberta on Family Violence" Part III of a series work. Art Gllery on with family violence. Deals wilh the Friday Nighl Film: "The Call 327- feelings of a wile abuser. Not suitable for Man Who Shot Liberty Val R770 for NOVEMBER chlldrne. 7:30pm. Theatre Gallery. Lclh ance"—7:30pm. Theatre info. bridge Public Librry. Tree. Gallery. Lethbridge Public Romeo Family Studies: "Adoption Process: Library. Free. and Juliet: Adopting a Child"—for couples, indi Romeo and Juliet: U of L UofL viduals, and people inl he helping field. 7- Production, 8pm, Produc lOpm. George McKillop Campus. Fee: University Theatre. tion, 8pm, $10.70. Calf 320-6444 or 320-3323 for • Opening Night • University Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday program/subsidy info. Reception to follow. Theatre. 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 Sunday Nature Walk: Toastmasters: Improve Noon Hour Recital: U of Women's Well Being Series: :Pamper Your Lethbridge Film Society: /•' r i d a y Hook Sale: "Owl Prowl"—2pm. Helen your public speaking skills. L Student Composition Re self: Learn Face and Foot Massage" — 7:30pm. "Proof-United States (1991). 90 Night Film: 9:30am lo 5pm. Schuler Coulee Centre. Dn ip in any Monday at 7pm cital. 12:15pm Recital Hall. Lethbridge Public Library. Co-sponsored by min. Director: Jocelyn "Cat Hardcover & pa at the Bowman Arts Centre. Free. YWCA. Moorhouse. 9:30pm. Lclhbridge Ballon"-- perback books, "Festival of Quilts III: Tuesday Nighl Study Cir Family Studies: "Home Intervention: Centre Cinema. Tickets available 7:30 p m . records, cas Into the Nineties ": 3rd quilt School Days Golden Rule cle: "Are Aboriginal Gov Strengthening Families for the Prevention of at the door. Theatre Gal settes, & videos show by Lethbridge Cen Days:artifacts Irom theone- ernments Canadian Govern Family Violence"—Nov 25 AND 26,9:30am- Famih Studies: "Home Inter lery. Lclh withdrawn from tennial Quitters Guild. Dis room school house—dis ment s" — Discussant: 4pm. George McKillopCampus. Fee: $16.05. vention: Strengthening Families bridge Public the Library's col play ends today. George play runs thru March '93. Annabelle Crop Eared Call 320-6444 or 320-3323 for program/sub for the Prevention of Family Vio Library. lection will beon McKillp & Alex Johnston George Watson Gallery. Sir Wolf. 7:3()-9:3()pm. Loth- sidy info. lence"- Nov 25 AND 26.9:30am- Free. sale. Lclhbridge Galleries. Gait Museum. Alexander Gall Museum. bridge Hast New Democrat Research Seminar Series: "Progress/Prod 4pm. George McKillop Campus. Romeo and Public Libraiy. Learning Centre. 546B 13 uct—Jewelry. Prints. Walercoulors: an Exhi Fee: $16.05.Call 320-6444 or 320- Juliet: U of L Romeo and St N. bition ol' Art Work"—Dr. Ncal Johnson. 3- 3323 for program/subsidy info. Production, Juliet: U of L Romeo and Juliet: U of L 4:30pm. W857. Romeo and Juliet: U of L 8pm, Production, Production, 8pm, Romeo and Juliet: U of L Production, 8pm, Production, 8pm, University University 8pm, University University Theatre. University Theatre. Theatre. Theatre. Theatre. 29 30 Sunday Nature Walk: Toast mas Alex Johnston Memo Family Studies: "The Gifts that Last"—will "Discover Winter"—2pm. ters: Improve 1 rial lecture: Dr. Brian identify gifts of love, kindness, sharing, and Helen Schuler Coulee Cen your public AIDS in other countries: video "AIDSin Reeves will discuss the understanding that will last a lifetime. Focus tre. speaking Africa". Co-sponsored by Lethbridge sacreed geography ofthe less on gifts purchased for special events. In skills. Drop in AIDS Connection. 7:30pm, Lethbridge Blackfoot peoples. Co- cooperation with Nicholas Sheran School. 7- Leah Perlman Text Hook any Monday Public Library. sponsored by the U of L 10pm. Fee: $18.19/family. Call 320-6444 or Collection: a collection of at 7pm at the Tuesday Night Study Circle: "Recycling and Lethbridge Histori 320-3323 for program/subsidy info. early sch(X)l readers—dis Bowman Arts in Lethbridge: Progress, Problems, cal Society. 7:30pm, Art Gallery: "Annual Faculty and Staff Ex play runs to 1993. Alex Centre. Plans"—Discussant: Grant Harrington. Lethbridge Public Li hibition Part I"—U of L Art Gallery. Display Johnston Gallery. Gait Mu 7:30-9:30pm,Lethbridge East New Demo brary. ends today. seum. crat Learning Centre, 546B 13 St N. Concert: U of L Jazz Concert: U of L Wind Ensemble. 8pm. Concert: U of L Singers, Vox Musica, Ensemble. 8pm. McKillop United Church. Tickets $8 & $5. For Rocorder Ensemble, U of L Brass Choir, U McKillop United info call 329-2338. of L Percussion Ensemble and choral En Church. Tickets $8 &$S. Friday Night Film: "The Bells of St. Mar- semble. 8pm. McKillop United Church. For info call 329-2338. ry's"—7:30pm, Theatre Gallery, Lethbridge Tickets $8 & $5. For info call 329-2338. Public Library. Free. 6 8 Lethbridge Symphony Association Presents: Toastmasters: Improve Tuesday Night Study Nov. 20: Glen Montgomery (piano) and Thomas your public speaking Circle: "The Erosion of Staples (French Horn) with Musaeus. skills. Drop in any Mon Public Education: The 8pm. Sterndale Bennett Theatre. day at 7pm at the Bow Market Place and the Pri Tickets: $14 (Reg.), $10 (Sr./Student). man Arts Centre. vatization of Learning''— Discussant: Dr. Bob Anderson. 7:30-9:30pm, Nov. 30: "German Masterworks," featuring U of L Lethbridge East New Alumnus Marcia Swanston (mezzo-sporano) Democrat Learning Cen tre, 546B 13 St N. with the Lethbridge Symphony. 8pm. Yates Memorial Centre. Tickets: $19 (Reg.), $16 (Sr./Student). Block booking discount also available. Last Day of Classes- Fall 1992 • • • Call 328-6808 for tickets and information • • • T.6. M)VMiibt/r is TrtAM&m of T
Council puts Ski Club on probation by .1. Jensen motion called for the club to be under probation, a club will not be SU nolo/ • III nolo/ • III nolo/ The University of Lethbridge stu deratified. eligible for club funding or for fu dent council passed a motion at "The club violated an article in ture Cabaret draw dates. As well, Monday, November 3, 1992 their meeting on November 16 to Clubs Policy by not using SU peo the club must surrender their full by J. Jensen place the U of L Ski Club on proba ple and staff tor the event," says financial records and all club mon Items for Action tion after the group violated an arti Smith. "They also didn't have the ies to the Students' Union until pro Darren Reevesfrom EUS approached council and said that Novem cle in clubs policy. right to advertise on campus as an bation has been lifted. A club will ber is CPR month for Alberta. In his talks with LCC and St. John's At their November 6 meeting, coun independent club." Smith adds that remain on probation until it can, Ambulance he has arranged for all instructors to volunteer time and cil originally moved to not support the club was given a copy of the among other requirements, show a mannequins for three sessions of CPR certification at a reduced cost ticket sales or use of facilities to the bylaw and therefore knew that such willingness to co-operate with SU. of $!2.00/person. Council moved to support EUS in the CPR Heart Ski Club's "Lovely Ladies" caba actions would have repercussions. "We expect the Ski Club just to Challenge by way of advertising the event and providing space for the ret unless they made the cab gender Jamie Lambright, president of the comply and consult with SU more," sessions to take place. equal. This would have involved Ski Club, says he is extremely dis says Smith. "I don't rest the blame Four clubs were ratified: the Association for Computing Machinery, changing the name ofthe cab to one appointed by council's action. solely on them - there's communi (MSC) Malaysian Singapore Club, Economics Club and Confedera that did not specify one gender, a "They made their decision based cation problems in SU, too." tion of Asian Students. common time for the door opening, on the fact that we sold tickets in the "We're going to try to get off pro Due to a motion from March 30, 1992 stating that cabs with explicit and the sale of liquor to men and Atrium for an off-campus event. bation soon so we can have ski sexual themes will not be endorsed by SU ticket sales or the use of women at the same price. But we bought and paid for a table trips," says Lambright and adds that facilities, it was moved that SU not lend support in terms of ticket The Ski Club then decided to hold [through Conference Services] in he feels that council would like to sales or use of facilities to the Ski Club Cabaret unless they make their the event of f campus and promote i t the Atrium to sell them." see the club de-ratified. "I think cab gender equal. as a Lethbridge Ski Club cab, not Lambright adds that council seemed they would greatly enjoy us not Council will support the December 6 Memorial of Montreal Massa associated with the U of L. Mem to be uninformed on the matter. "It being a part of this University be cre Victims with moral, financial and advertising support, as well as bers sold tickets in the Atrium on was basically a kangaroo court. No cause we don't do absolutely eve the Men's White Ribbon that supports the December 6 memorial. the Thursday and Friday prior to one seemed to know what was go rything they say." In his report to council, President J.C. Penny said that in the Spring the activity and it is for this reason ing on and they strayed from the Smith denies that this is the consen semester, the University is looking at increasing the fees to $20.00/ that Clubs Commissioner Jason issue and talked about irrelevant sus from council. "If I wanted to see course which will affect the operations ofthe Students' Union. Smith says the U of L Ski Club was ones." them de-ratified, I wouldn't have Monday, November 16, 1992 Items for action placed on probation. The original Clubs policy states that once placed changed the motion." Council moved to place the U of L Ski Club on probation and their assets held in trust by SU until they show a willingness to cooperate Independent studies no longer and abide by the rules and regulations placed upon them by the council. Also approved was a motion to provide matching grants to 11 clubs mandatory for most students on campus. by J. Jensen students pursuing this course," says students want to do one, they should The Adrenaline Junkies approached council and asked them to loan After the Arts and Science Council Jensen, "and others take on only pick a topic and think of maybe the club $500 so they could pay Warbys' Sound for production of voted in favor last September to one or two.". three different ways to look at it. their cab. Council defeated the motion but agreed to act as mediators rescind the requirement ofthe man Independent studies have been a After this they should do some re on behalf of the Adrenaline Junkies in settling their dispute with datory independent study course for graduation requirement in the Arts search at the library and then ap Warbys' Sound. all students wishing to graduate from and Sciences and the School of Fine proach a prof.". Council passed a motion to establish a committee to look into the Faculty of Arts and Science, Arts since 1982. A study of their use For the coming semester, there are organizing their Christmas party for December 7. The committee will GFC followed suit at their meeting two years ago recommended drop 70 students within five courses of work on the basis of a $600 budget to see if they can come up with on November 9. ping them as a requirement, and a graduating who have not yet com some feasible arrangements for the party. The money will not be Miriam Jensen Vice-president Aca major review of curriculum just pleted an independent study. spent unless it is approved by council at a future meeting. demic, says independent studies are completed echoed that recommen John Albiston was ratified as Deputy Returning Officer. a good idea but have proven to be an dation. administrative nightmare. "Profes The VP adds that many students sors were being chosen by students and professors think the course • 10% off they didn't even know," she says, makes our University unique and UNIVERSITY "and many students were choosing do not want to see it dropped. She not to take their independent study also suggests that students should STUDENTS!!! in Iheir major." still consider taking an independent Another problem surrounding the study to further their chances of course was die heavy load it placed being accepted into grad school. VwCHFiirnish our World on professors, with some faculty Also, instead of jumping blindly members asked to supervise as many into the course, students should plan as six independent studies each se what they undertake in their inde with f uf n furniture mester. "Some profs take on a lot of pendent study very seriously. "If from
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How are we learning? This past week, the student body of this University elected three BOP persons to represent them on their student council. Acutally, only 13.61 per cent ofthe student body elected these individuals but student apathy never mind that men were never drunk women probably went down is nothing new. by Victoria Filanovsky referred to as "loose" for doing so. from years past. Why did these three people, or for that matter, 14 people run for the two The Ski Club is deserving of con That was almost two decades ago. The Ski Club seems to be feeling Councillor-at-Large positions and the VP Administration title? For their gratulations from its most vocal uncertain. Having crossed out the own diverse reasons, these students ran because they had the guts to seize critic for making some significant Now. there are AIDS and various word "loose" and replaced it by the the day. alterations to its last cabaret. The other sexually transmitted diseases It seems that everythne some illustrious, or insignifigant speaker for Ski Club has abandoned its dis to itch Ihe sexually liberated. Sleep more pleasant sounding "lovely" in that matter, comes on campus, they remind students that they are the next criminatory pricing policy by no ing around is by far more danger sorneof its advertising, the Ski Club generation to govern and rule and how much of a change they can make. longer charging men and women ous than it used to be with all the seemed indecisive. Of course, students respond to this mandate with a gusto that would rival different prices for the same things. available diseases. Sexual mores With its newfound emphasis on that of prowling torn cat. They accept the challenge when the political It has curtailed its offensive adver have changed, too. drinking responsibly and suppos powers of persuasion are cast, and defiantly remark that they will do tising which previously promoted In this context, the Ski Club cab, edly limiting women to one live better - that they will do much better. As if to say that no one could ever excessive drinking. This cab now by whatever name, has lost its bite drink each, the concept is not nearly do a worse job of it as the present powers-that-may-be have done. commendably promotes drinking but not its bark. Forced to tell stu as revolting as it used to be. The Sorry, But I do not buy it. When only 581 students come out to cast their responsibly and "No means no!" dents to drink responsibly in this idea is still wrong, it is just more ballot out ofthe approximate 4300 students on this campus, I have a hard At 17 or 18 years of age accord day of Check Stop, it no longer palatable than it used to be. time believing that we will do a better job then our predecessors. Sure, ing to its own advertising (even the implores everybody to get drunk. As for the Ski Club, I wish its there are the excuses, but very few students could honestly admit that they Ski Club does not seem to know Having further lost its discrimina bright minds would invent some missed the polling booth which was set up right next to the library in the how long it has been repeating it tory pricing policy, the Ski Club is thing new, more modern and less Atrium. self), the "Lovely Ladies" or "Loose left with an irrelevant name and an likely to result in drunk driving. Another common excuse for not voting is that this is small french fries Ladies" cab is now older than some outdated idea. Having firmly at Surely, almost two decades is long - a simple by-election for student council positions. Who really cares, all of those who might have attended tached itself to a dying concept, the enough even for the Ski Club to it is is a popularity vote anyway. Ifyou feel this way, consider it simple it. As cabs go. it ought to be past Ski Club will not let this cab pass come up with a new idea. While its practice for the big potatos that are coming in the form of both federal and retirement age having outlived the away. Apparently, the Ski Club members bide their time thinking. I provincial elections in the upcoming months. Ifyou cannot take the time, very things it made fun of. This age needs to prove that it can still get it am happy to have this event stay off ifyou cannot seize die day, and go out, go through the simple motions of old event has reduced itself to a on every once in a while, perpetuat campus. showing your ID card, marking the ballot and giving it to the pollers, convenient method for the Ski Club ing an ever-changing tradition. Having clearly demonstrated an what makes you think you can better things? enormous potential for positive Let me see...another sorry excuse, you did not have enough informa to draw attention to itself. In exposing itself to community tion to make a educated choice. This newspaper had contributions from Way back when this cab was scrutiny by voluntarily exiling it change and a ready willingness to 13 out of 14 of the candidates over a week before the elections - with started years and years ago. it must self off campus, this cab has had to adapt, the Ski Club surely could pictures, yet. Not only that, but a candidate forum was held earlier in the have been audacious. With the birth conform to community and legal voluntarily remove the remaining week prior to the elections to inform students. Although an almost-good- control pill newly legalized, this standards. In so doing, the cab has aggravating aspects of this cabaret. enough excuse for diis would be that no posters were put up to advertise cab was probably supposed to ap lost most of its apparent sting. Furthermore, such changes prob Uiis event, it was held again in that oh-so-public place, the Atrium. peal to the sort of female liberation Whereas it is still wrong to attempt ably would cost the Ski Club noth So you did not vote. So you do not care about insignifigant events such that began in bed. if there ever was to inebriate women and then let the ing since they are hardly likely to as this. Not caring is a hard habit to break. Yes, you are concentrating on such a type. Women were encour men loose upon them, the reality of decrease ticket sales. your education, but is not part of educating yourselves practical and aged to sleep around just like men; the situation is that the number of deliberate? Seizing the day is something learned. What are you learning? Cloudy issues Rules according to the logic Throughout the recent by-election, it became painfully clear diat the of Laurence Students' Union is in need of some effective bylaws to eliminate a number of "grey areas". Even CRO Jeff Cullen admits it. The problem To the ltd it or: ening remarks about homosexuals (In the great Deverall tradition. I areas? In the past two annual elections, slates, when a number of You know, I always wonder why and the Armed Forcesin last week's will not quote any figures or au candidates for different positions campaign together as a group rather do [sic] some proponents of the paper. 1 was so inspired that I have thority. You can go find it yourself. than as individuals with the objective of getting people to vote them all Christian faith think that their's is come up with some guidelines of There is a lot of research on this). in to office, have not been implemented into campaigns. At the beginning the only religion that is true. I mean, my own based on Mr. Deverall's More than anyone else. So maybe of this by-election, two candidates faithfully enquired to Cullen as to come on, my Hindu ancestors were logic. we shouldn't have anyone in the whether or not they could campaign together. They were both running leading a very advanced life long Firstly, no colored person should army. How wonderful. All that for the two Councillor-at-Large positions. They were told "no." When before some Mediterranean person associate with white people because money could go to pay for the edu campaigning began the next day, four other candidates had grouped into dreamed up Adam and Eve. My some of them have been known to cation of all the morally superior two's without consulting Cullen. Well, what is it, "yes" or "no"? Onto ancestors knew that the earth was attack colored people. No men heterosexual men and women who another cloudy issue, it does not state anywhere in the "book of bylaws" very, very, very old thousands of should be allowed to be professors never ever think about sex except that an elected member of council cannot support any one candidate in a years before some Bishop was us because they will demand sexual for procreation purposes. While we by-election. Generally speaking, it is just "expected" that no one will. ing the Bible to prove that the Earth favors from female students in ex are al education, no female teachers After blatent support of one candidate in this past election by a member was about 3000 years old. And why change for good grades. All doctors having marital problems should he of council, it is obvious that a written guideline is necessary. There are are people so hateful towards oth must be heterosexual females be allowed to teach since she | sic] will very likely other issues that are not presented here that some of the ers just because the Bible suppos cause male doctors will drug their seduce young boys and talk them candidates noted. One can only hope diat by the next election or edly tells them to? The best thing female patients and rape them. For into killing her husband. Maybe we referendum, Uiese problems can be cleared up. has to be the logic these people use get about male psychologists. They shouldn't let anyone do anything to justify their claims. will programme their female pa unless they meet Mr. Deverall's T.J. Duell Mr. Deverall made such enlight- tients lo be their sex slaves. Don't specifications. Now wouldn't that meliorism • n. (L melior, bet even consider sending your kids to be wonderful. ter) The belief that the world Boy Scouts or the Girl Guides he Mr. Deverall writes as if ever) naturally tends to get better, cause they will end up in kiddie single gay and lesbian person is and that this tendency can porn We shouldn't have male now going to join ihe Armed Forces be furthered by human effort. piiests but then again, the Bible since it is open season for (hem te !9feliorist EDITOR in Chief 1 J Duell supposedly says we can't have The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University grab an) body's crotch I hat some BUSINESS Manager Chris Daruda women as priests. Oh No! They'll how, gays and lesbians are the only of Lethbridge, published most Thursdays throughout the NEWS Editor Jennifer Jensen academic year by the Meliorist Publishing Society, an pollute everything sexual predators around. These pool SPORTS Editor Quenlin Taylor autonomous incorporated body. Maybe there weren't many ENTERTAINMENT Editor Jerry Halladay individuals are ahead) harassed Please address all correspondence to the Meliorist, women when you were in the army 4401 University Drive, Lethbridge, Alberta, T1K 3M4. or PHOTOGRAPHYEditor Richard Amery enough by the rest ol the societ) drop it off at room SU-166. Deadline for submissions is PRODUCTION Manager Barry Shykula or maybe your camp was reeking w ithoul them going around harass Sunday at noon. The phone number is (403) 329-2333 or DISTRIBUTION Manager Scolt R. Barllett with deviant gays and lesbians (NO! ing others. You know Mr. Deverall. 329-2334. ADVERTISING Manager Simon Cashmore This is not an oxymoron) oi the you and all of US men should con The Meliorist appreciates and encourages the writing of ADVERTISING Designer Nut icy ()i< il i< n 11 straight male officers were all pel sidei ouiselvesluck) that wedonoi thoughtful, concise, timely letters. However, the Meliorist will only consider for publication those letters which are ADVERTISING SALES Grace Hashiguchi feet individuals Maybe you think have someone like you making poli signed by the author (special arrangements may be made Sidney Chu that only homosexual harassment ties Otherwise, none of us would for those wishing anonymity but absolutely no pseudo TYPESETTER Palti Macdonald must be condemned and somehow be allowed to attend university be nyms), contain the authors legible name, address, tel CONTRIBUTORS Roni Simpson, Dave Owen, Daniel F, ephone number and Student identification number (ad Knight, Freda Myco, Colleen Lang, Robert Tkachuk, if is all light il a man haiasses a cause we date rape and molest le dress, I.D. and phone number not for publication). Letters Lyndon Simmons, Andrea Turmer, David Harvey of the woman bul Mr. Deverall. women male students. may by edited for brevity, clarity and legality. Nugget, Al Sonnenburg, J.G. Thompson , Ric DO get harassed by male officers. Narjil Singh Banncih The Meliorist reserves the right to edit submissions and will Mapplebeck not print libelous material. November 19, 1992 the Meliorisl 5
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Phone:(403)328-1511 6 the Meliorist November 19, 1992 Trying to break down the barriers to advise and control the event by T.J. Duell A rather melodramatic phrase one keeps one dollar from each person. that is required of all AIESECclubs A poster on the wall says 'ifyou might say, yet the club remains Calling this a "two-way street", the around the world. This does not sometime in the future. The club, think you can - If you think you whole-heartedly committed to their executive explains that it is from happen without the appropriate which has approximately 30 active can't, You're right!" Three years philosophy that includes values, vi AIESEC Canada that they receive funds, though. Every year the club members, holds seminars with other ago, somebody thought they could sion, puipose and means. The vi all their information on exchange is mandated to send representatives clubs on campus, such as the image and founded AIESEC (International sion of AIESEC is stated in the programs, which is one ofthe club's to conferences all over the country consulting program with the Man Association for Students of Eco written philosophy as the "peace main features, and who keeps them and if the individuals themselves agement Student Society and the nomics and Commerce) on the Uni and fulfillment of humankind"s informed of the goings-on of both cannot financially afford logo, they Undergraduate Society, as well as versity of Lethbridge campus. It potential". This, and their "belief this part of Ihe huge organization are then subsidized by the club. the United Alberta Project which is was even prior to this, after World in mutual re spec I for cultures and and the parent organization, Wilms says that this is why they still to come on November 21. War II in fact, that while hard feel equality of people." sets the foun AIESEC International. Last year, must have the fund-raisers and Like everything else in life, ings were still brewing among Eu dation for their purpose, "to con AIESEC Canada received $2500 money-making ventures. "You AIESEC Lethbridge urges students ropean countries, it was decided to tribute to the development of our from the UofL cl ub and did not get can't fulfill the mission without the to give them a chance before falling improve relations by meeting to countries and their people with an anything of monetary value back, money." AIESEC's ventures this in line and accepting the given stere gether. From this grew AIESEC overriding commitment to interna lethbridge does have a solid repu year included the Student Direc otype. AIESEC says they are avail exchange programs, and out of this tional understanding and coopera tation on the national scale of things, tory and active participation in the able to students - as is additional came the 55, 000 students across tion". Why would a group with though. As one ofthe smallest uni annual career fair. The club hopes information on their philosophy. the world today who are members such an objective have such a bad versities in Canada belonging to that they can become more involved They might not all be management of the organization. Although re reputation? The executive of the AIESEC, they have done well in in this event, saying they would like students, but they are organized. garded as something of a myth club agrees that people do nol un reaching the third and final phase within the organization, the myth derstand the purpose of AIESEC still continues to be a visionary and and how it can benefit students and edifying one that has built AIESEC Canada as a whole. Thus, they are A unique project brings the up to its present form. committed to push the real purpose It would be fair to say that the and get past the stereotype. general consensus around the Uni Students view them as a club University closer to the public versity of Lethbridge surrounding exclusive to the faculty of Manage by Robert Tkachuk that have previously complimented The community tours have given the AIESEC is a negative one. The ment because they do make con Local communities have the op the academic core. "Our primary Tennant the added opportunity of general student body does not care tacts within the city, in fact they portunity to hear how the Univer mandate is teaching and scholar encouraging recruitment which will how it all began. With derogatory have an ongoing list of 100 busi sity of Lethbridge plans to maintain ship. The only way to deal with ensure some measure of academic tlfs (three lines free) randomly oc nesses on their varying list, and quality academic programs in light declining resources and still main success and financial security for curring throughout the year saying these generally are business and of continuing provincial funding tain the quality of our academic the University. Decreases in things like "AIESEC sucks" and management companies but these cuts from those on the enrollments would the conversation concerning the are usually the ones who take on front line. lead to additional club including statements such as trainees. 'This is what the whole In an effort to reach grant cuts and add to "rich" and "stuck-up", it is easy to puipose ofthe contact sheet is for, the public with the the difficulty of come to this conclusion. so that students from other coun University's survival maintaining pro After the club, which organized tries can come over and be put into plan. University presi grams and services. successfully for the fust time on jobs so the) can experience Cana dent Howard Tennant. "Recruitment is an campus three years ago. sensed the dian culture - which follows the along with Chancellor area we cannot ig downgrading of their reputation, philosophy of AIESEC. Since the Ingrid Speaker and nore," sky s Tennant they strove to make the student club was founded, they have broughl Board Chairman David "Recruiting efforts bod)' aware that neither were they in four trainees from countries such Hughs, continue a se are essential to pro rich, or striving to be. As of now, as Belgium and Japan. ries of ongoing com viding students with the derogatory remarks are still out However, not all students at the munity visits that be the information they there, but the non-profit organiza University of Lethbridge have a gan in 1987. The trio need to make deei tion, which has spread into 72coun negative attitude towards AIESEC. presents issues that are sions about univei tries and approximately 700 uni There are 84 students who have lacing the University sity. ItistheUnivei versities world-wide and is a regis paid their $10 membership fee for and reply to concerns shy's responsibility tered chanty within ('anada. is still the campus-based club. Although voiced about university to explain its pro pushing to eliminate this bum rap one automatically thinks $850com education. It is hoped grams and its opera and fulfill their mission. "We think ing in from membership lees would that by personal!) pre tions to high school it sucks. . . they think we are a justify the above stated comments, senting the challenges and college stu special management group but it should be pointed out that $9 facing the university to dents.". we're not," says president Jason from each member goes directly to the community, the Tennant' s Wilms. AIESEC Canada, and Lethbridge public will develop a presentations at the greater understanding Chamber of Com of the issues and perhaps be more program is to identify those areas merce. Rotary. Kiwanis and other sympathetic to such things as pro- which, although they offer valu- service club meetings throughout Spend a Year in Japan!!! gram cuts and budget problems. able supporl to the academic core. Alberta began in October and will Be a Cultural Ambassador Operating on a budget that ac- are nonetheless secondary. No one continue until next spring. Through the counts for a two percent decrease in likes to see things like daycare, Organizations that are interested Japan Exchange and Teaching provincial funding, the University theater offerings or athletic teams in having President Tennant or a Program is faced with a situation in which it cut; we all recognize the value of representative speak to their group Teach English/ will no longer be able to offer the these programs. Bul we can no are welcome to call the U of I Work in International Relations wide array ofservices and programs longer afford them." says Tennant. Public Relations office at 329-2582. m.*W w-m-mr w v m- APPLICATION QUALIFICATIONS: • SI l 1)1 SIS' USIOS 1. Have excellent knowledge and usage of English SU is You! €Iggg 2. Have a desire to live in Japan 3. Hold or obtain at least a Bachelor's degree by July, 1993 The Students' Union Council, University of Lethbridge (SUCUL) would like 5. Must not be a current or former to thank all of the candidates who ran, and all the students who voted. participant of the JET Programme For further information, The current SUCUL would like to welcome aboard contact immediately: Consulate General of Japan the new eleeted councillors: JET Program Mr. Sandy Lawson, Councillor-at-Large 2480 Manulife Place Miss Michelle L. Dreher, Councillor-at-Large 10180- 101 St. Mr. Poul Mark, Vice-President Administration Edmonton, AB. T5J 3S4 422-3752 or 423-4750 FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT Applications are now available at: 329-22220R VISIT A COUNCIL Job Placement & Career Advising Office on campus. MEMBER ATSU180. Application Deadline: December 4, 1992. LIVE WTlll A November 19,1992 the Meliorist 7 club/coiner • club/corner • club/ corner Just because you do not see it, Against the Grain Thank to everyone who came to Trek Mania. Nov, 10. It was fun, does not mean it does not exist great costumes & prizes. Mark Dec. 4 down—big clothing and toys and by T.J. Duell personal care donation drive in Atrium and pub-—all donations will go Just because one to Harbour House and Salvation Army. Along with the usual—old does not hear about clothes, toys, etc.—bring items like toothbrushes, combs, deoderant, sexual crime in Leth etc. for Harbour Flouse. bridge, does not mean AIESEC it does not exist. In the AIESEC, EUS and MSS present "Ultimate Image—-Total Image last 10 months in the Solutions" on Thursday, November 19 from 7-9:30pm in SU300a. Pre- City of Lethbridge, registration and information available in SUOlOd, A859, or D43L there have been 92 re AIESEC elections are here. The speeches will be at the general ported sexual crimes meeting on November 18, with voting on November 18th and 19th. committed- nine often For practical marketing experience while still in University, come in ofthe victims are esti to the AIESEC office and talk to Kurt Kover, or give him a call at 328- mated to be young 6589. women. Projects are another great opportunity to get involved in AIESEC. To These incidents get involved in a current project, or to start a new one, see Mike at the ranged from sexual as AIESEC office. sault, sexual assault AIESEC Alberta Regional Conference in Calgary November 27-29. with a weapon, threats This is a mini-motivational weekend for all AIESEC members in to a third party or caus Alberta (lethbridge, Calgary, and Edmonton). There will be basic ing bodily harm and ag AIESEC training and fun for everyone. Stop by the office for registra gravated sexual assault tion and details. -commonly called rape The AIESEC office is located on Level 0 of the Students' Union outside of the criminal Building in SUOlOd, and the phone number is 382-7125. Stop by or code where the word give us a call! no longer exists, make up the list of sexual offenses which occur across the City. Keep ing in mind that 80 per cent of sexual crimes KING WILLIAM'S are not reported, the ac tual numbers are most \ definitely higher than PUB this statistic. From January to Effective Today! October of 1991, re ported sexual crimes The buddy system works Cheapest Prices in Town were slightly down, at a total of 88 for the 10 month pe or endangers the life of the com In the past year, there has been Monday Night - riod. plainant'. The distinguishing fea one sexual offence reported to se Closer to the University of Leth tures of aggravated sexual assault curity on campus, reports Security All you can eat pizza £ m % bridge campus, west side totals were lie in its external circumstances." and Investigations personnel Bud Thursday Night - 11 for the period of 10 months in Generally, when an act of aggra Groeneweg. The assailant in this 1991 and a total of 13 in the past 10 vated sexual assault is committed, matter was recently convicted. It is Student Hours, 9pm-Close months. the offender is also charged with unknown at the time whether an Friday Night - Sexual assault is defined in sexual assault and/or sexual assault appeal will take place. Live Entertainment Tremeear's Criminal Code as that with a weapon. Groeneweg says that anyone can Pub u Professor on Gogo's committee U of L is not to be by Carey Du Gray Science and Engineering), coupled sume thai the other people were represented the Gauntlet with her planning and budgeting chosen because they care about tee. 'Tennant responded by saying The chair of the University of experience may have been factors post-secondary education." After seeing an article in a news that there should be representation Calgary's budgeting and planning in the decision. The secrecy surrounding the com paper about Minister of Advanced from all constituents and that it committees revealed last week that U of C Vice-president (academic) mittee has student leaders across Education John Gogo's secret com would not be unreasonable for a she is a member of a secret provin Dr. Joy Calkin said Codding's ap the province worried that students' mittee to bead the revamping ofthe student to be on the board. cial committee that is looking at pointment reflects well on the uni views are not being adequately rep post-secondary eduction system ways of revamping the post-sec versity. resented. within Alberta, University of Leth Due to the absence of VP exter ondary education system in Alberta. "I think what matters more than Students' Union President Heidi bridge president Howard Tennant nal Paulette Cassis at a CFS na Dr. Penny Codding, a U of C anything else is that it appears that Kulz said she thought it was impor has brought the issue to the atten tional conference in Ottawa. VP chemistry professor, is one of eight we are doing something well in tant that the U of C, being a major tion ofthe Board of Governors. Academic Miriam Jensen spoke on Albertans sitting on the Consulta planning," Calkin said. "I think the stakeholder in Alberta's post-sec Of the eight members on the her behalf concerning the lack of tive Group on Strategic Operations, province is well served by having a ondary education system, have rep committee.which include repre student representation on (logo's created by Alberta Advanced Edu representative like her." resentation on the committee. I low- sentatives from the business sector, committee. "It's ludicrous, it's rude, cation. Codding could not comment on ever, she didn't see the need for the University of Calgary. it's incomplete - and most impor "The purpose of the committee is how the committee will go about secrecy. Athabasca University. DeVry In tantly, it's misleading." to identify strategic options for the accomplishing its task because she "I don't agree with il at all. Ifyou stitute of Technology, and the Uni Jensen feels that not having a future of post-secondary educa has been told not to by the ministry want to have a committee with any versity of Alberta, the University of student on this task force is misrep tion." Codding explained. of Advanced Education. She has kind of legitimacy ils members Lethbridge is noticably absent from resenting all students at the Univer The consultative group's work also been asked not to divulge the should be made public," Kutz ar the list. sity. The student council member will culminate in a discussion pa names of other committee mem gued. Tennant is concerned over the says she expects a response from per that will later be circulated for bers. On Tuesday it was revealed that lack of representation the U of L Gogo on the Student Unions' ex discussion publicly. "1 think the members ofthe com John Ballheim, president of has been given. pectance of a student representa Codding doesn't know why she mittee were selected because of their Calgary's DeVry Institute of Tech When asked whether he thought tive. was selected, but past work with ability to think and not because of nology, is also on the committee. students should be on the commit Education Minister Jim Dinning and what (or who) they represent," the WISE programme (Women In Codding explained. "I would as- Council moves to throw party by J. Jensen duct their work on the basis of a would boost the morale of SU and At their meeting earlier this week, $600 budget, but this money will increase communications. Another Students' Union council voted in not be spent on the party until ap council member did not even see favour of a motion to form a com proved by council at a future meet the need for a rationale. "We don't mittee comprised of fellow SU ing. need a rationale," he said. "If we University of members to look into the organiza Rationale behind the $600 alloca think that there's merit in having tion of its Christmas party on De tion took several forms, including this party, then that should be our Lethbridge cember 7. The committee will con one council member stating that it guiding course." Council had originally presented a Catering and motion to allocate a budget of $1000. but it was defeated and a Food Services second motion for a $600 budget The was passed. WIN WITH Miriam Jensen, Vice-president Aca ",' 9 • J1'* ' 4 i medians demic, has mixed feelings about the issue. 'Tin just gonna buy my are coming own stupid ticket and avoid all the tc hassle," she said and adds that she hopes other council members will do the same. YOU COULD However, Jensen believes that if the $600 will allow SU staff to attend the event for free, then it is a good decision. "SU staff is not paid Monday November 23 - 9:30 PM particularly well for all ofthe work WIN that they do," she says. "And we Advance Tickets don'tgive them Christmas bonuses, either. I think to make them pay to ONLY $4.€€ come to this party would be belit Supper & Show package tling and degrading." WALT DISNEY In response to concerns that stu CNLy$lt).€€ dents may express about this being their money and it being wasted l\\ There is a limited number of seats available so buy your tickets early council for a party for approximately HOME VIDEO 54 SU members, Jensen says this is Call 329-6210 to book your seats an incorrect assumption "Wehave COLLECTION sources of income other than stu Many Comedy Nighl \.n*i i "WtoHtUiet $ 3 tO jum m* i••! ••••• 11 mi «wn km iiwirmuwmttimvm turn • -mmmm^^mm HiK'wu^mwiiMiH^finii* Drymount your poster - Ready to hang ALL SIZES §15.00 (or Less) SPECIAL Meet Alberta's Premier Hopefuls IMAGINUS Leadership contenders Join the candidates at the PRICE will be available for University of Lethbridge questions & answers: Students1 Union Building, • Nancy Betkowski Room 300C, Thursday, • David King November 19th, 2:00 pm 'STUDIO • Ralph Klein FRAMING & ART • Doug Main Sponsored by: SUPPLIES LTD. • Elain McCoy • Ruben Nelson #407 - 5Th Stre TUDENTS* UNI Lethbridge, ph. MM in « »i>»imri n urn MI i in n HI» • I liWllniliilli 10 the Meliorisl November 19, 1992 November 19, 1992 the Meliorist 1 At the junctionof the real and the Imaghai fi i bjdive O^-J the intellectual, stanas '"••.• r^rtis Loneliness The burdens of our lives are al things which mean the most to us. "The Lord Himself goes before ways easier to bear if we can share No one can be found who seems to you and will be with you. He will them with someone else who cares. really understand or care. And then never leave you or forsake you." Great Warrior But sometimes it seems as if there is we know what it means to be lonely. (Deuteronomy 31:8) The hills stood above the mist warrior he was and a warrior he same," the monk spoke as he moved no one with whom we can share the God understands that loneliness. Wondering like islands above the sea. As the always would be. Just before the backwards along the log. "For you deepest feelings of our hearts. No The wants to share those lonely Adapted from "Who cares when I first rays of the red dawn burned village, in the middle ofthe meadow, serve a king a war and I a king of one seems to have the time or inter hours with us. He promises that He hurt?" WHBL, Illinois away the mist, the sounds of the was a stream, not unlike the one love. War does not make one great, Do you ever wonder...? est to become involved in those will never leave us or forsake us. Submitted by Dr. Freda Myco What would others think of me if they knew what dying rose from the valley below. flowing read in the valley of battle. love does! And it is in response to I am really like behind the mask I wear? A lone figure wandered through As he neared it his thoughts raced the command of my king, not yours, What would people say if they could see behind the valley-side, working his way to back to his fallen friends and for the that I recede my steps. Butcome, let my pleasant smile to the sadness of my heart? the brim and away from the devas first time that day his heart ached. me show you to our monastery, How would they respond if they knew the awful tation that lay all around. The creek A log lay across the stream, and You can spend the night there." thoughts I sometimes entertain? that for centuries carried stone and on the other side was the village The knight was grateful for the Would anyone still want me as a friend if all silt to the ocean as it carved the where he could find a room and offer of food and bed and despite my worry, fear and bitterness were fully understood? valley now ran red with the blood of sleep, he hoped that sleep would his scorn for the religious, he ac Does anyone really know or care? God does! the fallen, carrying away the life bring an end to his questions and in cepted. They walked along in si God knows all about the struggles of your life. that had once pulsated through their the morning he would return to the lence, the monk knowing that a And God who knows you best is the one who loves veins, bringing them to their death. castle alone but the victor. person listens quicker to their own you most! At the valley brim he turned, as if On the other side of the stream, voice than to those of others. This "The Lord does not look at the things man looks to say a final good-bye to his com coming toward him, he saw a little was a time for the knight to speak to at. Man looks at the outward appearance but the rades. Taking in the scene now clear old man. A monk to be precise. The himself; there would be other times Lord looks at the heart." (1 Samuel 16:7b). in the morning sun. he pondered the knight laughed to himself at the to talk. question for the first time; why? small shuffling steps of the old After a silent meal, the knight Adapted from "Who cares when I Hurt?" WHBL, Why had so many gathered in an monk. What a waste of a life, he walked along the wall ofthe mon Illinois air of festivity only a day before and thought, to spend it in pursuit of astery. From its heights his could Submitted by Dr. Freda Myco now only he remained to tell ofthe obedience to rules and creeds that see the village, across the stream outcome. What is so important that were as old as the hills and impos and meadow and beyond the forest kings send their armies to die for? A sible to live up too. The knight had to the crest ofthe hills surrounding piece of land? A trade route? Pride? never respected monks or priests, the valley of battle. The sun was Is anything so important that the or any ofthe others who did nothing casting the last crimson rays skim death of thousands can be justified? with their lives but profess to fol ming across the hills. Below in the These were strange questions to low their gods. "God. if he did ex village it was already dark and the be asking himself for he had lived ist." the knights had often said, knight turned to his bed to sleep. his life in battle. Like a sailor forced "would never call his people to a All through dinner and as he The Dancer (An to live away from the sea. he was life devoid of living, in pursuit of watched the dying rays of the sun never content away from battle. The ideals long since dead." the words of the monk wandered smoke of the cannons, the feel of a Both men reached the log at the through his thoughts. Now, as he Audience of Eight) good horse beneath him, strategi same time and proceeded to cross. lay on the bed. gazing at the rising cally outwitting his opponent: this The knight towered over the monk moon, his questions came back to was life! For many years he had by a good two feet. His walk be haunt him. Only this time as they The dancer danced grotesquely as we watched from where we sat on the served his king and his king's fa came more erect at the prospect of raced across his mind they were grass of the courtyard. My eyes slowly wandered from the twitching, ther before him. 1 le was the bravest a bit of jousting lifted his spirits. In met by the words of the monk. gyrating, slobbering performer to those of Genevieve who was watching ofknights.agreat warrior who main the middle they met. "War foes not make one great." The me. She turned away quickly hoping I didn't see her looking but I had. An times returned to the palace with "lleai this, old monk." the knight answer to his question pierced his unseen claw ripped through the heavens and from the wound rain fell. victory breathing out bis nostrils. It began. "I have come Irom a battle soul. His life had been spent in My attention was drawn to Christine who sat a couple seats to my left was exhilarating to ride through the across the hills - a battle fought for pursuit of battles that never ended. as she lifted her coat over her head to shield herself from the downpour. castle gates leading his fellow oui king and I alone remain to tell of There was always some battle to The rain felt cool and I like it though an odd sensation formed in my chest. knights through the great courtyard the victory, Tonight I shall sleep in fight, some cause to defend. His I turned to look across the circle to see I Aicinda to my right but not before to present the king, before all the the village beyond this stream and quest was as unattainable as the catching a glimpse ofthe dancer flop painfully on the wet grass. The rain people, the head oi' the fallen en in the morning, bring victory to our pursuit ofthe religious. had caused Luanda's hair to become wet and limp. She now looked like emy. But now he had no army o( king. Tor I am our king's bravest "War does not make one great." a little girl and it disturbed me. Twila was beside her and looked very knights to lead neither to battle not knight, a great warrior and in the He mumbles the words repeatedly Liven. She looked over to me and 1 winked. to victory. He pondered again the name ofthe king I command you to to himself as if to exorcise his ques The dancer suddenly stood and made rhythmic motions with his soul-searching question as he turned recede your steps and let me pass." tions with this chant. When eventu eyebrows. There was no music. in final salute to his warriors. The knight placed his hand on his ally sleep found his eyes he re "All I need is the music ofthe grass," he had told me earlier. Jenny, who The grass of the meadow was sword ready to back up his words solved never to fight again. To turn seemed deeply enthralled in the display, sat across from me. I wasn't sure soft beneath his armored feet as he with action. from battle and to find some other if she was breathing, I couldn't tell. walked to the village. It was evening From beneath the hood of his quest. Little did he know his great I watched the dancer. Dancing makes me think of either sex or death. I now: all day he had been reliving cloak the monk stared intently into est battle was yet to be fought. A am fascinated by both. Sex is the only time I truly feel alive, the rest is the old battles in an attempt to an the eyes of the knight. With eyes battle so hard, with an opponent so dormant, dead. The uncomfortable feeling grew stronger. swer his haunting question. 1 lad he grown crisp through years spent much like him. that all other battles I turned to my left and immediately beside me sat a hooded figure. I lived his life in vein, or was there a looking into the hearts of men. Ihe he fought would seem like games could not see his features. battle that was just and proper to monk saw the knight as he really compared to it. The dancer was hitting his head on the ground. light? There had to be, for he was to was. The uncomfortable feeling rushed upward into my head ad I cried. I old now to change his ways. A "Youi king and mine are not the Daniel F. Knight turned to my right and saw myself sitting immediately beside me. My double turned slowly, as if dazed, to finally look me in the eye. Blue eyes with green inside. My tears continued to rush forth and I searched my all- too-familiar face for understanding and compassion. All I found was cynicism and coldness. He smiled slowly and was enjoying my pain. My anger swelled and I punched myself in the face. My left hand crushed his cheek as his facecaved in. I could feel the skin tear apart, the bones separate and my hand come to rest in a soft gelatin. His/my brains oozed between my fingers as I wrenched my hand free. The Adventures of Harvey and Foo Searing pain jolted my head and I couldn't move. I fell back on the wet ano fell as expected but Harvey the Harvey the Inchworm oozed te during "Another World." cats are the only animals other than grass stiffly and the rain fell on the eyes I couldn't close. Lveryone rushed inchworm had been lifting weights diously across the carpet under the The cat's name was Foo and he primates that possess the facial over and looked down at me except the dancer. The hooded figure leaned and the piano bounced off his taut ominous gaze ofthe half-conscious was slightly amused by the worm's structure which enables them to over me and pulled back his hood to reveal a skull. He leaned forward and and strong muscles, sending the cat lying some distance away. The slow progress, boo was wailing foi smile and being a cat he did just that kissed me. instrument across the room which cat was heavily sedated but didn't when I larvey reached a certain point accompanied by a half-hearted, We disappeared. Slowly, one by one: Genevieve, Christine, Lucinda, flattened Foo. mind for it was a change from the a piano was strategically placed and whispy purr. Twila, and Jenny disappeared. The rain stopped. The dancer smiled and everyday drudgery of scratching the suspended above the floor by way Suddenly Foo realized that took a bow. eyes out of his stuffed mailman, of a rope to fall. Foo's eyes rolled Harvey was in position. Foo took The Fnd Dave Owen collecting hairballs, and watching over to the t.v. where his heartthrob the string in his mouth and pulled, thai righteous Persian babe on the 9 was stuffing her face with 9 lives which untied the knot holding the Dave Owen lives commercial every day a 2: \5 He took advantage ofthe fact that rope suspending the piano. The pi 12 the Meliorist November 19, 1992 It's a lot better than 'Fair' Marlene Creates by Chris Daruda visits U of L My Fair Ixidy is this year's pro by Jerry Halladay was less than impressed. In the case duction of The lethbridge Musical Marlene Creates, an artist cur of her decorating the archaeologi Theatre. This is the second produc rently from Newfoundland, visited cal features. I think she could have tion of My Fair Lady by LMT. the the University last Friday, Novem gained a better effect by merely first being in 1970. Two of the ber 13. She practices a blend of timing her pictures more accurately original cast reprise their roles this photography and sculpture, empha and leaving the paper right out of time around. sizing landscapes and our relation the scene My Fair Lady is the story of how ships to them. She is supported by In 1982 in Newfoundland, she a poor, cockney, flower girl, Fliza the Canada Council, a major source did a series of black and whites Doolittle (Arlie Mikuliak) is trans of government funding for the arts. called "Sleeping Places". This was formed by Professor Henry I liggins Her sculpture tends to be varey a series of pictures of the ground (Eric Low) into a respectable mem temporary in nature, so she photo she had set her tent on the night ber of English society in the early graphs her work, and exhibits the before. I was not impressed with 1900's. Low gives a very smooth, pictures. Along with the pictures, this series, either. polished performance, undeniably she will often make some simple Some of her notable works in helped by having previously played sculptures inside her exhibition area. cluded part of the "Paper, Rocks I liggins for the Raymond Playhouse In 1979 she started a series of and Water" series called "Seven Society. Given the reserved man works called "Paper, Stones and Stones Set a Drift", taken on an ice ner of the character Higgins. I'm Water". Many of the works involves cake just of Baffin Island NWT. sorry I missed him dumping a box laying strips of paper and some rocks Another was "Fire and Water", a of chocolates off the stairway in the Cast of My Fair Ixidy photo by Chris Daruda across some natural geographic fea square of contrasting drift wood second showing ofthe play. ture and watching the affect of rain and sticks that had survived a forest Mikuliak, who is also a vocal nal roles from 1970. Karpathy is the excellent show that runs until No or tide on the paper. Others in fire. In another sculpture, which instructor at the university, put in a lecherous host ofthe ball attended vember 21 at the Yates Memorial volved using different colord rocks she created at Memorial Univer fine performance and showed off by Eliza, Henry, and Colonel Centre downtown. Unfortunately, in contrast with each other, or the sity, she piled a bunch of rocks in a her vocal skills. With or without a Pickering (Charlie Schott.)Schott's ifyou do not already have tickets, paper. Still other works used her rectangle about three rocks high. microphone, you would have heard performance is the only one which the remaining performances are sold roles of paper to decorate archeo- She has returned several times and her in any corner of the theatre. seemed a little out of place, at times out. logical sites, such as dolmens or photographed the "sculpture" sev Wes Stefan gives a comic per it seemed rather stiff and forced. standing stones. While I could see eral times. If it was on something formance as Eliza's father, Alfie Given Schott's experience and hav some artistic merits to her work, I other than a University lawn, it Doolittle. As with the rest of the ing twice won best actor awards, it would look very much like any rock cast, it is obvious that he enjoys may have been intentional, or due Attention all R.E.M. fans pile you can find dotting the prai to opening night jitters, but none himself onstage. by Lyndon Simmons in on the fact that the old R.E.M. is ries. theless it was rather obvious. Eliza's eventual true love, Don't you just hate it when you back. "Automatic for the People" is In my opinion, her most recent My only other complaint was that Freddy, is played by Darrell Croft. turn on the radio, and the same just as good as my favorite album series is a definite improvement at times the orchestra tended to Croft has an excellent voice, al boring and redundant garbage keeps "Green", and is definitely better over any project she did before. She drown out the vocals of the per though he can be soft-spoken at spewing out of your speakers (i.e. than the album "Out of Time". ("Out stumbled across the idea years ago, formers. Again this was opening times. The River, 1090CHEC,AM 106). of Time" bugged me because it was from the maps people would draw night and that did not seem to be a Joan Waterfield (Mrs. Higgins) It just makes you feel all oogy in too top 40. I thought, "Oh no, what her to help her find varies features problem when I was back at the and George Mann (Zoltan side, and you just want to vomit, in the hell are you guys doing?" for her work. She found it interest fourth performance. Karpathy) are the two cast mem relieving your stomach of Ihe 19 when I heard "Out of Time"). ing to guess at why certain people All in all, My Fair Lady is an bers who are reprising their origi- bags of Dorritos and the 12 cups of Because I didn't like R.E.M.'s chose certain landmarks for their coffee that you just ate for break last CD, I was reluctant to buy "Au maps. In recent years she incorpo fast. If you're tired of talking to tomatic for the People", but now rated these maps, which she calls Raulf on the big white telephone I'm glad I did. Songs that are remi memory maps, into her work. She every time you listen to Ihe same niscent of such classics as "Orange gets people to draw maps of how old music, then tune into the new Crush" and "Local Oddfellows Lo they remember certain landscapes, REM. CD, it's guaranteed not to cal 151" pack this CD Into the great photographs the person or the area make you hurl chunks. listening medium il is. and writes the person's story and R E.M.'s new album "Automatic I hope the old R.E.M. is back to combines these three items in a for the People" was released just a stay. Ifyou guys from R.E.M. are series. The effect is fascinating. few weeks ago (about three to be ever going to see this article; then I I wonder though, if Takoo exact). Bill Berry. Peter Buck. Mike have two things to tell you. First of Tanabe, (The Meliorist, October 29, Mills, and Michael Stripe have all, stay away from that top 40 crap, pg. 11), was not right when he em managed to put out yet another it's not your style. And lastly come phasized the dangers of relying on album worth putting the name play for us at the U of L, you won't government giants. Oh well, each R.E.M. on. I am pleased to fill you regret it. and we won't either. to his or her own. Qj^aCity you can Trust. ortho Shields 6 Lubricated, 12 condoms $6.99 ortho Shields PLUS Spermicidal Lubrication, 12 condoms SUPR 12condoi Mover il * 24 University November 19, 1992 the Meliorist Welcome to the faculty and staff exhibition by Jerry Halladay drated potato, the crown of an in Last Friday, the annual Faculty fants head, a moth, and water drop and Staff Exhibition opened with a lets. reception. The pieces presented are The next piece was the most com highquality without any exceptions. plex piece I have ever seen, let I used the opportunity of the re alone reviewed. The artist is Ruta ception to look at the work and talk Gunjth. The exhibit includes sev to some of the artists. The first eral wood sculptures a great number piece I looked at was "Six Pictures of plaster figures and a poem. I of Ordinary Things". The six pic would not have made the connec tures were lined up three by two in tion between the three had I not a rectangle. It made for an interest talked to the artist and, even now, ing exhibit. The artist, Jennifer the poem is hard for me to under Gordon, wanted to put "Ordinary stand. Gunjth says that the plaster Things" in an unusual perspective. figures, (which have been painted To do this she used extreme close- various colors) are symbolic of a ups and video stills to create a ma women's need to constantly change jor distortion. I had to ask her to her identity. The wood sculptures help me identify all her subjects. are designed to look functional at For your benefit, they are from left first glance but to be meaningless, to right, starting at the top: a chemi and functionless on closer exami Art by Tuth Sunjith and Susan Mengus photo by Richard Amery cal reaction of beet juice, a dehy nation. She also relates this to hu- man identity. was the artist's intention. When tall steel spike. Also unavailable The pieces I liked best were pressed for an explanation of the for comment was Larry Weaver "Moriae Encomium" I & II. There symbolism she said. "I think ex who did "Day at Strawberry Point". were pretty self explanatory except plaining the symbolism of my pieces It was created by using four for an atom-like ball of silhouettes in any detail is like dissecting a live styrofoam fish tied to a piece of in "Moriae Encomium". The paint frog. You can get the details that wood, that is almost big enough to ings are done in yellows, blacks and way. but when your finished the be a railway tie, with brass fish greys, and the subject used was the frog is too." attached in a less visible fashion. coulees along the Old Man River. Two artists were unavailable for When asked about the atom-like comment. Carl Granzow, who cre ball of silhouettes, she told me to ated a piece called "Water. Red think about how starlings some- Wine. Mirror and Steel." The piece limes ball up in flight at this time of has what looks like a steel canoe year. I loved it, take a look. three quarters filled with red wine, Susan Menzus's piece something that resembled a big tel "Tendre Tendu" is a mixed media escope with a mirror on the end on wood. It gives a dark, almost reflecting one of the lights in the scary feeling to the viewer. 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Peace Dogs I knew that the Ski Club motion which banned all caba Your actions not only blacken three sets. Never cabaret legacy could not rets with sexually explicit themes the good name of U of L caba before have I really be over, the "Lovely from campus. This is the pri rets and ofthe people who put a been in the mid Ladies Cab" this past Sat mary reason that the Ski Club lotofworkintoorganizingthem, urday past was evidence dle of a thriving was forced to retreat across town but indeed darken the image of of this. Originally I could mosh pit. This to hold their cab. Ihe main issue all civilized man. Your actions not find the 4-11 pavilion was a new ex here is choice. We. as university (and indeed the threat of such located on the Exhibition perience forme, students, are all adults. Wc are actions) spoil a good time for grounds where the party witnessing bod capable of making choices and all. du jour was to take place. ies caroming of accepting the consequences for The idea of holding the I was tempted to say each other while them. Nobody forced the lovely "Lovely Ladies cab" is to treat "Screw it " and go back the crowd ladies in attendance to dress the ladies right and well, as they home, yet I persevered and passed others sleazy, and indeed, very few of should be. They were not given finally located it. It turned above their them did this year. They ate well cheap alcohol, alcohol cost the out that this was one of heads. There aware ofthe dangers that a few same for everybody, as did the the more intelligent deci were a few tense thoughtless and misguided indi admission of six dollars. Pizza, sions that made in my moments when viduals, that is to say would-be supplied by Dominos pizza at life. I am sure that the 500 a few people fell rapists, pose. At the same time, two dollars per slice also cost or more people who gath to the floor thus these very sick individuals the same for everyone. To en ered across the river to risking life and should be mature enough to de sure that drunken party animals attend this cab would limb at the feet cide that rape is wrong and not to did not become victims, pop agree that it was excellent of the multi do it. It is everyone's responsi was supplied to everybody free Guitarist and vocalist tudes. Fortu bility to respect the natural hu of charge. Furthermore, to avoid Tim Garter, bass player nately, they man rights of security, freedom, other regrettable incidents, the Paul Denton, guitarist and soon regained and the pursuit of good times Ski Club ran a free taxi service keyboard player Scott their footing and that all people possess. I do not from the exhibition grounds to Kanashiro and drummer continued danc know of any of such incidents the destination of the persons Dave Mills best known as Fim Carter of the Peace Dogs photo hy Richard Amery ing. There was that occurred as by-product of choice. This ensured that the the Peace Dogs, rocked as one isolated fra this cab, and sincerely hope that party animals did not drink and always, entertaining the crowd with another video has already been cas ( ironically, during the song none did occur. If there are any drive. I compliment the Ski the music of groups such as Led completed. They are very happy "Imagine") but was quickly bro rapists in our readership. I have club on their superb organiza Zeppelin, the Red Hot Chili Pep with both videos, saying they re ken up by security. A frustrated this to say to you: How could tion which made this cab run pers, the Black Crowes, the Roll ceived "really good exposure and individual did not want to leave you? What gives you the right to smooth like a fine tuned ma ing Stones, Faith No More and positive response" from "Brain of and began to trash some coat racks impose your will on another per chine. Let us hope that your John Lennon. They also played Stone". Making the video was a to show his displeasure, yet de son? Ifyou have, I hope that you reign may continue. some of their own compositions, strange feeling. "Nobody knew spite these few incidents (read mis including "Brain of Stone" for what to expect" says Paul. Ihey understandings) this was one of which some may have seen the agree that "It was a learning expe the more peaceful cabarets. No video premier on "Inside Trax" rience that we would like to repeat body was thrown out, and no major BRAID TCnSCRS last week. They also played " Farm again and again and again." injuries occurred. 51<^k7 lol Jcyarmtpniunogc CHQISTMAcS ART EXIBIT Answers to last puzzles: See-through blouse and and (SALE Crying over a broken heart 13 • • • • ^ «s m m a STUDENIS' VNlOb *"Zoo Original Student Works SU is You! Christmas cards, prints, photos, COME VOLUNTEER! The English Language Centre and the Students' t-shirts, jewellry & more Union are looking for volunteers lo converse with individual E. S. L. Students one hour a week. This is NOV 24, 25, 26 IN THE ATQITJM a great opportunity lo help an E. S. L. Student learn English, while gaining valuable cultural and soeial experience yourself. Please eonlaet Jonathan al the Sludenls' Union for more information. For submissions and information, Hurry, there are only a lew spots left contact the Art Club at W700 or call (5 male)! PRONGHORN ATHLETICS PRONGHORNS vs. U of Alberta Pandas & Golden Bears Pronghorns forward Andrea Hlady (14) splits these two Dinos netting 2 photo by Kluirram Sheikh Friday, November 20, of her 19 points Friday Women - 6:30 pm, Men - 8:15 pm Saturday, November 21, MGM *&S&* Women - 6:30 pm, Men 8:15 pm &fr WALL DECOR &&&*^>'-« #w 309A - 5th Street South *«&>.>* Lethbridge, Alberta TU 2B4 *%• °> <*v o* PRONGHORNS vs. University of Calgary Dinosaurs W^S - * 328-0923 Saturday, November 21, TJt'L. CWJUjIS'TTOSTEKJS'M&P l9sitTOcMsQl %; 7:00 pm at Nicholas Sheran FREE $$o.oo Be in attendance to win $500 from the Duke! 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Just when the 1.100 Prong arc in a favorable position heading the weaker one's (if there's such It was Monday morning and all horn faithfuls thought it was over the men's basketball team heard however, the I Iorns gave up the ball was "what happened Saturday almost immediately. night". In reality however, the With one more chance, the Dinos Horns' split with the Calgary Dino ran one last play but again missed a saurs was just what the doctor or 15 footer that would have given dered. them the win. The Horns crashed What people are reffering to is the boards all night and perhaps the 91-58 thrashing the Dinos didn't need it more on any play handed the Horns after the Horns than they did that one. displayed an inspiring effort just 24 The Horns were fouled on the hours earlier, beating the Dinos 81 - rebound and Joe deWit scored on 78. the ensuing foul shots topping a The truth ofthe matter though, is thrilling 81-78 Pronghorns win. that the Dinos are arguably the best But then the Horns did some team in the Canada West and a split homework and Saturday's game with the best team isn't a bad thing was a much different story. - no matter what the score. In their preparations they altered "We got down tonight [Satur their defense in an attempt to stop day]. What it comes down to is they powerhouses Mike Hansen and had a great night and we didn't."' Lynagh. Evidently the Dinos were said Horns head coach Dave Crook. effective. The effort the Horns displayed The attacks inside and penetra on Friday showed thai they can tion from the outside which were play with anyone in the conference important aspects ofthe Horns at and if they stay with the top teams tack on Friday were shut down Sat early, they'll be sitting pretty when urday leaving the Horns stagnant it counts, when it's time to make offensively. that final push for a playoff spot. The Dinos also changed their What the Horns did right on Fri offensive game for Saturday using day night was treat a near sell out the front court to \'CL\\ their post crowd of 1.098 to a near perfect players, who caught the unsuspect effort which saw the Horns cause ing Horns by scoring often. 29 turnovers and out run the Dinos. But while the Dinos couldn't Although the game wasn't without seem to miss, the Horns couldn't its tense moments. buy a bucket. Wilh five minutes With under a minute to play, and remaining the I Iorns only managed a two point Pronghorn lead, the to score 13 points on the tight Dinos Horns were sent to the line. This defense. wasn't such a good thing as the "Guys got so concerned about Horns shot poorly from the line all three pointers. We worried too much night. This would almost prove to about scoring and what they should be their downfall as Mike Lynagh have been worried about stopping", who was otherwise very strong for reflected Crook. the Horns, made just one of two In fact, the 1 Iorns only managed to The Pronghorns Mike Hansc just gets a shot off over a defending Dinos player photo by Khurram Sheikh in Basketball action last weekend Horns can't stop the 'Cats Bobcats 7 Horns 6 Bobcats. Dave Adolph. Horns 4 Bobcats 4 (ot) That is exactly what's happened Adolph must have been reffering by Quentin Taylor to the Horns though, as they could to the shots on goal totals which No one would have thought that only manage a tie with the "Cats in saw the Horns outshoot Brandon with just 18 games remaining in the their two game series this weekend. 49-21 in Saturday night's game 1992-93 hockey campaign, the "We got a little unlucky on the while outshooting them 47-25 in Pronghorns hockey team would be powerplay and a little sloppy once Sunday afternoon's contest. fighting for survival and fear of or twice and it cost us." said a being caught by the lowly Brandon flabergasted I loins head coach continued on page I 7 BB^f ^ RESTAURANT Come in and try our Dim Sum! Students 10% Off TAKE OUT Diw in & Delivery Only DELIVERY 1255 -3rd Ave. So 328-7800 328-7888 November 19, 1992 the Meliorist 17 from the bench The Eskimos do the finally do the job right by Quentin Taylor misses the game winner while the Esks did deserve a break how favored against the B.C. Lions, for what should have attracted It was truly classic. Nol in clas worst kicker, first round draft ever. lose in Ihe last few minutes at 35,000. Maybe it was due to the sic fashion however. The Western choice out of Wyoming, Sean They've hosted several playoff home before some 32,000 sup CFL raising the local blackout or Division semi-final on Sunday be Fleming ofthe Eskimos, nails the games at home in recent history. porters. In 1989 the Eskimos got the weather, I mean it was only tween the Hdmonton Eskimos and game winner from his'Dead Zone' A history which has seen the Eski to the Grey Cup only to suffer one three degrees Celsius, certainly Saskatchewan Roughriders (or is between the 30 and 40 yard lines. mos make the playoffs the last 20 of the most lop-sided defeats in not ideal for November 15th in it Rough Riders?) didn't end in This is how the Eskimos used to years and host a playoff game in CFL Grey Cup history losing 50- Edmonton. typical fashion for the Eskimos. win games, but back then they 17 of those 20. However, recent 11 to the Winnipeg Blue Bomb Could it be that maybe, just In recent playoff history anyway. deserved to win because they were history hasn't been a pleasant ers. maybe Eskimos fans are growing The Eskimos and Roughriders always the better team. That's not memory for Eskimos fans. 1990 was another playoff ap a little tired of seeing their be engaged in what will probably go necessari ly the case any more. The In 1988 the Eskimos, heavily pearance for the Eskimos, and an loved Eskimos lose big games, down as one of the classic CFL other loss, this time to the Sas like someone looses change, when games in its long and rocky his katchewan Roughriders who even they never used to before. Or that tory. But it was Edmonton, all be Molson - Pronghorn tually went on to win the Grey they were only 5-4 on their home it by the skin of their teeth, who Cup. And then there is last year. A turf this season and 4-7 in their came out on top. Athlete of the week game few of us will forget. last 11 games ofthe season losing No one dared to call this one, Danny Barrett to Pee Wee three of those in the last minute of and if anyone one did, they'd have Smith, last minute ofthe game, 43 the game. probably picked the Green Riders yard pass and run play that sent It almost happened again Sun if they went with the unpredict the Calgary Stampeders on a date day and it should probably should able odds. with the Toronto Argonauts in the have. But in a season which saw Although this game was billed final, and the Eskimos and their the Eskimos get very few breaks as too close to call, anyone who fans to watch the NHL Oilers reach and which has been a continuing has followed the Eskimos the last the Campbell conference final. of the previous 5 years, the Eski seven or eight years had to be Another playoff appearance and mos almost deserved this one. moaning "not again" as kicker another home loss. The tradition What's good for the league is Dave Ridgeway lined up the win of the Eskimos knowing how to that the most successful franchise ning chip shot from 39 yards out. win when winning is most impor in CFL history got a much needed It almost makes you believe that tant is almost gone. win in front of 26,000 fans and someone upstairs is an Eskimos Linemen Blake Dermott and countless potential for the ones fan. The best kicker in the league Rod Connop are the only two re who decided that their couch was maining team members from when the place where they wanted to 'Ceil/ from poge I 6 they won their five Grey Cup's. view their Eskimos. Most Eskimos don't even know And what's good for the league To some this would show an what it's like to win a big game in is that the crowd in Calgary will obvious weakness in defense or the playoffs or should 1 say, when grow substantially because of an goaltending which was in part what it counts. other Battle of Alberta. The sim happened to the Pronghorns this Even Tracy Ham was only a ple fact that these teams enjoy weekend. Goalie Trevor Kruger has third string quarterback when the beating each other so much should struggled all season in net for the Vanessa Upton Eskimos won their last Cup in be enough to motivate them into I loins until Sunday's game in which The 5th year forward with the women's basketball team 1987. giving us their very best effort. he showed glimpses of his old self. is this week' Molson athlete ofthe week. Upton had 18 "I'm sick and tired of people We already know one team will This weekend however, that points and 10 rebounds in the Horns vietory over the U of saying that it'sgood for the league show up, the question is whether wasn't the case. Saturday, C Dinos on Friday night, then had 12 points and 7 when we lose because we haven't the one wearing the white jerseys defenseman John Curran made four will start a new playoff tradition rebounds, and shot 50% from the field in the Horns win won in a long time now and its our key mistakes which all led to BU turn," said a determined Dermott. or stay with their present one. goals. According to Adolph how Friday. Ditto. Only 25,565 showed up Stamps by 3. ever, the only thing Curran is suf fering from is confidence. "(Curran) played well at times but he struggled this weekend. His con fidence is pretty low right now but Jostens gives the highest as a coach I don't think you can bench him. I mean, what do you do degree of: • Quality to get your confidence back?" Gold looks • Customer Satisfaction "Thisisn't the [Lethbridge] Hur ricanes where you bench players • Service • Warranty for lack of performance or trade them away. I think that I have to Good in Order your University keep playing them, that's how they'll get their confidence,"said Ring NOW! Adolph One way they regained some of that confidence back is winning a Any Degree OSTENS couple this weekend in their home mC W/VAOA series against the puzzling Calgary Dinosaurs. The Dinos have been playing in spurts this season and no one can seem to get a handle on them. "No one I've talked to can figure them out. Ihey win 8-3 one night and the next one they go and lose 8 4," Adolph stated The fact is that Calgary always plays you hard, especially at home, and to get back into the race Ihe Morns are going to have to win both. 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