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Hometown Dogwonder Wins 6th Consecutive

A very strange but lovable Tonetown own somewhere. tor from another parasphere. visitor; who calls himself Gramps, has He was reported last seen around "He was just a great guy," said Ultra Journalism recently disappeared. moonup, June 26, with real estate Stelgad, manager o ~ the Daglets, as she Gramps was one of the only visitors magnate, Franklin Snarl. ruffled the soft gre n feathers in her who, in spite of his untass apparel, was "It seemed he was resisting some," intense pink hair. Award well accepted in Tonetown. .. said one witness who wished to be "He was the on ~ who gave us the Tonetown's own Enn io, better known .- After visiting with several of Tone­ unnamed. great idea for the iagtone, our ultra­ as "The Legend," has done it again. town's most prominent citizens, like But Snarl denies these reports. "I touch new instrument that's helped He's won the lnter-Moonal Ultra Jour­ Stelgad of the Daglets, Flo of Flo's Party never heard of the guy! " Snarl insisted. our new tune, "lass,' hit the top," she nalism Award forthesixthyearina row. Supplies and Nuyu, editor of the Times, Other citizens, however; have given added enthusiastic lly. This year the canny canine snapped Gramps evidently wandered off on his glowing reports of the strange old visi - Co tinuedonPage4 up the prize with his investigative arti­ cle about intra-dimensional travel through a new invention called "The Hoop.'' At great risk to his health, Ennio Enniogranted us the following inter­ actually traveled through the hoop and view as he typed up some of the stories back again to gain first-hand knowl­ you see in this issue. Pets or Wetlands Myst ry! edge of the device. His article, "HOOP TAKES USERS FOR A LOOP THROUGH Interview with Ennio TIME AND SPACE," was published in Pests? Tonetown travelers disappear in the TT: What is it that makes you such a the April 15 issue of the Tonetown great reporter; Ennio? vicinity of the Wetlands l Times. The furor over the Blobpets ENNIO: My nose. Having a dog's rages as many citizens find Ennio was born and raised right here in Tonetown. His firstjob was as nose is a real boon-that's two O's­ themselves rugless pup reporter for the Campus Clutter in this biz. whileattending the Luna Quatroversity TT: With the kind of credentials you "It bums me up," says Nessie Loch, in Tassly. After graduating he landed a have now. Ennio, it seems you could recent blobpet purchaser. 'They're cute, position as a feature writer for the just about write your ticket to any­ but tough to housebreak." '/assly Daily, where he worked for 76 where. Why do you stay here in Many other blobpet owners share moonal periods. Tonetown? Loch' frustratiom .. Bre d for th ir bur But eventuallv-and fortunatelv for ENN/n: As I've said. mu hnme is Loch'::. ~------r- - ·frustrations. Bred for their bur­ Buleventually-and fortunately for I;NNIO: As I've said, my home is rowing abilities by Franklin Snarl. blob­ us- he returned to Tonetown as a re­ here. My heart is here. And besides, pets can dig a hole in surfaces as hard porter forthe Times, and started raking there are very few places as tass as as wood and linoleum at the rate of in the awards. Tonetown. Even 'lassty, with the 1118 cubic centimeters per tock. "My heart is really in it here," he Quatroversity and all, did not have the says. " because your heart is where your excitement you find in 1bnetown. home is." Continued on Page 4 Search party feared lost too

Two local couples. out for a roman­ in the Wetlands, even with the seven tic stroll in the Wetlands, vanished re­ moons. a search party was sent out as cently. And now search efforts have soon as dawn broke the next morning. bogged down. too. But now, over 24 hours later, they too Jonboi Waltune Gets Walking It was just two evenings ago. accord­ have not returned. ing to witnesses. that the two townsomes "We've had mysteries in the Wetlands Papers-Fuddy Appearance Cited went Wetlandish-and never returned. before," says Chief Fireweather. "But "They said they craved a walk to the they've always been solved in a day or Erstwhile Tonetown eyesore Jonboi with someone else's name on one hip Wetlands. but they'd be back for another so. We know there's some curious crea­ Waltune, cited for aggravated toneless­ pocket." Fizzie," said Wendy Wando, a wait­ tures living out there. But they're usu­ ness, left town quietly last night. Sore­ Chaz offered to give the Jonboi a Unlike former pet-types like doggies ress at Fast Freddies. "Only they never ally quite shy and don't bother travelers." eyed locals did not regret his departure. jumpsuit by TroppoWe.ar from Down and catties, blob pets don't shed or leave came back." Officials are debating whether to risk "Hejustcouldn'tgeta take on what's Under. But Waltune said he wouldn't untass puddles on floors and sidewalks. Wendy reported the group missing sending another search party or to wait tass," said celebrated bodystylist Chaz , take hand-outs. This is why many pet fanciers were when the Fizzies she had waiting for another day to see if yesterday's volun­ "no matter what he did. He wore the So he was asked to leave. Tonetown originally drawn to blobpets. them finally lost their bubbles. teers. or the original four travelers. most untone shirts with ugly little em­ just couldn't tolerate such sartorial litter. But the evidence mounts that blob­ Since you can't see a thing at night return. blems on them and blue scrub pants pet owners face even bigger problems than owners of traditional pets. One 11 1 1 111' 1111 ' 111" I il1'w11111 ' '" I' '1l1 11"1 I blobpetter has reported a hole in his I1:1 II 1' I 11111 I I I 11 111 Ill 111 I I 111 11111 11'1111 11 I I ' 1"' I ,, I hearth so deep it's hitan underground 1 11 1 1111 I 1 ' I I I stream. On the positive side. however. Ill 'I ' I I I I I I OOH FEARED an unnamed source from out past the Wetlands- now one of the reclusive Franklin Snarl doggies, catties, and guppies." rich -says his blobpet actually struck Rumor has it that Snarl is currently oil. Purchases Choice In­ negotiating with Fast Freddie for his You wanna talk filthy lucre? Blobpets town Sites For Project ultra-tone fabu-club. However, Fast range from 5-20 P., depending on size, Freddie issued an emphatic denial. co lor. and personality. ofSnarl Construction "I'm not selling out," claimed Fred­ Some tips on care and feeding: the Corporation die. "We were just having a ... lunch, best place to keep a blobpet is on a yeah, that's it! Lunch! We just had concrete surface-that may help curb "Location. Location. Location," lunch." its burrowing tendencies. Franklin Snarl is quoted as saying. Concerned citizens fear a takeover Continuous feedings are just about "That's everything in real estate." by Snarl. Will it destroy the tassness the only way to keep blobpets from And "everything," it appears, is just they have worked so hard to build here excavating your house and yard. They'll what Franklin Snarl seems to want. In on the outer edge? A meeting has been eatjustaboutanything, but their favor­ addition to his recent acquisition of scheduled for the second eve of the ite snecks are aluminum, rubber, petro­ five downtown blocks-the absolutely Poo Pea Pet shop (pets and all) from fingering her bulging handbag. "But triangular moon, at the Tonetown Tuv­ leum by-products, and banana wax most tass section ofTonetown - Frank­ Madam Doople. the funny thing is, I just can't figure out ema. to discuss possible action. peppers. lin Snarl has also purchased the former "He made me an offer," said Doople, what he did with all those cute little Watch this space for details. 2 Tonetown Times Wednesday July 78, 1986 From the ____;,_ ___Daily Horror Scope ______Aries-The Beam in your Triangular careful. You look chewy in the massive SagiUarius -Archers love arrows. but Moon is quite unstable. Avoid the Wet­ jaws of a Crocogator. beware of lightning bolts. Especially EDITOR's lands. Someone-or something­ when your planets dance in the chevron Virgo - Your Planetary Keeper strikes a wants to douse your fire. discordant note with your House of Tone. formation. DESK 'lllurus-With the Horse in your Seventh Hope not to meet a large, strange, Capricorn-Animal lovers. be careful Star, beware of ferocious dogs with giant unfriendly animal in a scary place. this time of the moon. There's a weak teeth. They'll try to chomp your horns off. Libra-With your Air Planets conjunct link in your planetary thread. Gemini-Your House of Twin Moons in the House of Infinity, don't step off Aquarius-Always the adventurer, ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• is vacant today. ot a good time to any cliffs. Or does falling headlong you're willing to try anything. But purchase pets. Especially blobpets. And into a bottomless nothingness appeal remember: If you loop through a hoop­ Stay on the path. especially if you own linoleum. to you? let and enter another parashere, you Preserve our woody life. Cancer-Your moon has declined into Scotpio-Swimming is aquatone for might never return. the watery House of Tidal Quickmud. water signs like you. But now, while Pisces-You're ruled by your feet but Steer clear of deep beds of mushrooms. It's Funnertime. A season when the yourTroppoSun is opposite your House resist the urge to bop 'till you drop at If everyone in Tonetown. from ton­ They could swallow you whole. sun times are longer, and the moon ers to oldtowners, tookjustone step off of Pentacle, water makes you smell like Fast Freddie's. Your House of Seven times are shorter so the air keeps it the path. it could mean the destruction Leo-As long as your main moon and Allidile bait. Lives ascends erratically through the comfy centigrade. of an entire microcosm of the wood­ your OctoGem are in opposition, be next moon. That means there are going to be land universe, a world that will take more people out and about. More tour­ multi moons to replenish itself. ists tramping around. More bodies, styl­ So please stay on the designated ish and un-. frolicking through our paths. Encourage your friends to do so. wooded areas. And watch fortourists-whojustmight To all of you so inclined: Please stay not know any better-to make sure wallweed or other thing-even though supposed to do when two people go on the trails! they don't wreck the long-cultivated I actually do have dateness. townsome twosome. As you know. the wooded areas beauty of our woodland areas. What should I do? I thought and thought and thought around Tonetown are extremely deli­ Once again, the Tonetown area for­ Sincerely, about the gift. Then I remembered that cate. A single misplaced footstep can ests are very fragile. And all it takes is a Tass But Troubled one of my bestestbuddy's Favorite things squish hundreds of tiny fragile flowers couple of crude rudesbies to do dam­ when we were sitting around studying and pulchriplants, not to mention the age that will take a lifetime to repair. Dear T. But Te'ed, was to look at Toneboy magazine. So I instant death it can bring to micro­ They're our woods. now and forever. This is an easy one, no-briner, you got them a two-year subscription to caterpillars, minifrogs. and unhatched Let's keep them woody, townly, and bet. Toneboy. (I was even able to save 12 P. dinkyducks. And that's just one footstep! tone. Be tass- stay on the path. Just go to Fast Freddie's by yourself. 'cause the neighbor kid next door was That way you'll be one of those girls on a magazine drive for the Buck ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• who are dateless, so you'll probably get Scouts.) some chance to dance-with your boy­ Well, if everything turned out tone, I Letters to the Editor friend, no sweat. wouldn't be writing this letter, would I? Another idea is go to the Wetlands When the First issue of the magazine Tourism No Crime Local Biotech Is Not Tone with your boyfriend and pretend that arrived, my best.est friend's new wife you want to play hide-and-seek. Then, got so mad she wanted to get unhitched Ed Guy, Dear Editor, Dear Pan, when he's off hiding somewhere.jump right then and there. After just one I'm just traveling through Tonetown Pardon the blountness. but what's My boyfriend and I go to Fast in your vehicle and speed away. (We moon. So now I'm in hot aqua with on my way to another dream. And in happening round here is just totally Freddie's a lot. '11 u know, it's the only hear people who roam round the Wet­ my bud. some respects, I think you have a very untass. And I mean I am talking the really tone place to see and be seen. lands these days ain't goin' dancing Was it really such an untass hitching nice village. Pretty surroundings. Great creation of lifeforms by a certain indi- The food is tass. e music ultra-deluxe, much future-wise, anyway.) gift? ... h ...... ,....,,_,... A-A ..,. t-.-~ ..'"",. .. l,. ...,,.,.. - ..lo• .-. 111 .... V WlllU~V o I IV ...... J M>Ul l VWll\,.,11 1 1~._,• ....,_,.._.U ... '--1 ..... UUVll VI ltl .... IVI llloJ UJ U \...VI lUll l lllUI 1ne rooo 1s tass, t' le musJC u1rra-oe1uxe, m11ch futurP wise, a nywn~) gift? shoppmg. And a tantastic nightllte. vidual who creates living things and and the atmosphere is the nth. Sincerely, Confused But I'm sick and tired of-everytime sells them in his toneless pet shop. But every time we go there, all my Pan I turn around-hearing someone be­ I mean, who gave this "person" the boyfriend does is dance with the other Dear Confused, hind my back say, "Stupid tourist." right to just create new life forms? Was girls who are dateless. Which leaves me Dear Pan, Absolutely! It's the most tassless gift If you continue to ridicule everyone it the Three Moons? Was it the Tone­ sitting on the sidelines like some tall My very bestest buddy from the I ever heard of (and I thought I'd seen from the outside who enters your town, master? Was it the keeper of the Edge Quatroversity recently got hitched up it all). the word is going to get out. And you Zone? No way. to this girl he met there in lassly. Your letter makes me wonder about are going to lose a lot of P. in I mean to tell you right now. it was They were having their hitching on what's going on atQuatroversity and our revenue. none of the above. In fact. no one gave a triangular moon outside in The Park, other institutions of outer education. So what if I wear plaid shorts? him the power. Hejust took it.Justas if and my mother told me I should give You are confused. They're comfy-

I ' / ,/ .,,,,,,,,,. -- - ___ o / / ~ - Published close to every day at Tonetown. / / Dreamland. // I Publisher: Map Snivel I I * Editor-in-Chief: Nuyu Managing Editor: Brine Far-g-out Feature Editor: A. Chen la June THE WEATHER Staff Writers: Polly Tone. Mas Noslen, Willy the Kid, "The Legend" MOONDOWN - 30:996 Art Director: Fancy Summers MOONUP- 53:870 Circulation: Bowling Shooz. Alizon. Jonboi V. Walkin Dave Today: Mostly moony with a trace of Fones: R.S. "Fones" Dealman paraspheric dust in early moonup. lass class postage paid at Dreamland and 3-moon forecast: Nothing but Moon­ Available Today At We've got 'em all. All colors. All kinds. compass points. Glitter. Metallics. Primaries. Pastels. FOSTl'IASTt:R: Get with it. shine, moonshine, moonshine! lass To subscribe. Fone "Fones" the Deal man any Times! Hooplets by the armful. time. The'fique Don't go out without one. Or two. Or more. ©1986 Activision, Inc. (actively tone, lots More paraspheric dust storms ex­ or ink) pected later in the pentacle. Wednesday July 78, 1986 Tonetown Times 3 -'< RRouno by Gretta Grouper ronerown • It seems that Flo, proprietor of Flo's • Is Stelgad, manager of the Daglets. Ennio, for doing it gain: Winning the ---· Party Supplies, is going to eventually going to start another fad? First it was lnter-Moonal Ultra Journalism award ... get her ice skating rink back. "All I have jumpsuits by Troppowear From Down for the sixth conse9utive time. 1 to do is wait until the next game," she Under with annloads of hooplets. Now When's the celeb[cition party, Ennio? You can hear it tomorrow at the sept­ was overheard saying. it's soft green feathers in intense pink And who's invited? Daglets to Play moonual ouWoor concert. Everyone Don't hold your breath, Flo. hair. •There's been lk of nasty calls Concert in the who's anyone will be there. And that • Fast Freddy was seen doing lunch •Everybody's who's anybody in Tone­ coming in over th floatfones. Some­ includes everyone. with Franklin Snarl yesterday. They town was at Chaz's birthday party last thing about grav ly breathing and Park SORRY. We're unable to print a seemed to be engrossed in an ultra­ moon-end. There was a seven-layer cake heavy teeth-grittin . photo of the Daglets in this issue. Our rash conversation, and they were writing with chartreuse icing and the fizzies Don't call me. l'I call you. It's that moon of year again. Time photographer-who had the film with six-figure numbers all over a bunch of were flowing. •Who's this guy qalled Gramps. any­ for ice dogs, shore parties, and con­ the photo in his camera bag-has paper napkins. What could it mean? But hey, Chaz, you universally famous way? I've never se him at any of the certs in the park. seemingly disappeared somewhere in Don't put all your GloBurgers in bodystylist you, you never did tell us ultra-parties, but Ms obviously caused And this year the headlining musical the vicinity of the Wetlands. We're cur­ one basket. Freddie. how old you are. quite a stir. Toners are talking. combo is none other than the outer­ rently looking for a new photographer, And beware of geeks bearing P. • Kudos to The Legend, our very own Rumor has it that he thinks pizza modem, ultra-touch Daglets. Recently and hope to print a photo of the Daglets with anchovies is u\tra-touch. Yuuuuck! returned from an eight-triangular­ in our next edition. moon tour through the para-psycho­ logoverse, the Daglets say they're glad to be back home and looking forward to playing once again for their own people. Coming Soon­ ~ "We've got a lot of new stuff," says I Zahg. infamous leader of the Daglets. Live on Keyboard: "Some of it's far-g-out. Some of it's way-g-in. But it's all ultra-and I mean Bill Heineman ultra - tass. "And what's really going to totally Is this the moon for tass times? Or zap everyone's cranium is this new is this the moon for tass times? In instrument weve recently kind of- uh addition to the Daglets concert in the - picked up-from some old tourist." park, Tonetown will also go radmad says Zahg. with a visit from that para-psychologo­ The Daglets claim the new instru­ verse phenomenon, Bill Heineman. ment. called a Zagtone, is like from Bill Heineman is synthesis at its another dimension. To play it. the musi­ most ultra-touch radical. Tone tones. cian simply strikes it against some­ Electric rhythm . And what a delivery! thing. Anything. The Zagtone makes a It's enough to rewire your cranium! unique sound, depending on what it's Paz! struck against. And as ifjust listening to his music "You should hear it against trees, " wasn't enough, Heineman is going to says Plunk, drummer for the Daglets. be giving away-that's free-DC cop­ "Yeah, and aqainst clouds it really ies of his latest arrangements, called ~~s of his latest arrangements, called The Opaque Album," to the first 1500 concertgoers! . It's sure to be a totally tass moon­ Th rise. Don't miss it. I Ultra-touch way~ Ultra rass

The tass new jump­ suits by "TroppoWear from Down Under. "1 They really make yqu feel ALIVE. Available Only At \ Ther-ri• 1 1que 4 Tonetown Times Wednesday July 78, 1986

Gramps Vanishes Ff:%%Mi@Ml!%X~MWU}}!i.A%Nffit}M~·W.!!;}W%t·'.Afl CLASS I FI ED ADS Continued from Page 1 Bizzmess "I liked Gramps because of his atti­ FOR SALE 17-ROOM mansion on wooded site with Programmers wanted. To make games tude," said Flo, owner and manager of private swirlpool. moonroofs, lifesize thatare fun, funny and fascinating. Send Programmer's Flo's Parfy Supplies. "He was adventur­ Briefs terrarium. and underground tunnels. samples of recent programs to Computer Hunk-of-the-Moon ous and resourceful. Not shy and wimpy 6700 P./Moon Jobs, 3rd Parasphere. Or fone X672. No New Money Beefcake Calendar Contact F. Snarl. D777. like most tourists. He seemed to know Security guards, landscapers and but­ exactly what to do with my masks, which 12 tassy weirdos PRIME office space in prestigious down­ lerwanted for large estate. No experience Plans to convert our monetary system wearing skanty is why I'm surprised that he seems to from P. to magnetic diskletts have been town area. Will customize to suit any necessary. Must be willing to live on print-outs and business. Full amenities. Landscaped premises. Salary includes room and have disappeared," commented Flo. permanently shelved as a result of the ultratouch glasses. Reports about Gramps' origins vary. atrium and rooftop parking. 7.96 P./sq. board plus free access to surrounding recent moon-long Currency Conference Send for yours today. ft. acreage. Send resume and letter to F. Some say he was from a place called in Tassly. Mail 5 P. and your Contact F. Snarl. D777. Snarl, Ennui Estates, D777. Mirth. Others say it was called Birth or Magnetic diskletts were originally address to Ultra-Tuuch models wanted for famous Dearth. considered as a replacement for P. D.R.E.N. SERVICES magazine. Must be exercise enthusiasts. Whatever. It's rumored that he Hunk calendar because the diskletts could so easily Blobpet Damage Repairs Send photos to Toneboy. c/o Frank, arrived in Tonetown by means of some 1 Meg Byte Street be integrated into our well-established Will fill holes in any type of surface made Beyond the Edge, Outside. kind of magic hooplet But this seems computer nerdwork. All offices, retail Tonetown, Outer Edge by blobpets. Price depends on type of highly unlikely, as no one ever saw outlets and services now have compu­ UKf, new 17-Speed Octocycle. surface damaged. Linoleum more expen­ PERSOHALS Gramps wearing any hooplets at all. ters as do 90% of homes. Using mag­ Includes water bottle, jet pack, and trop­ sive than dirt Fone Nudge, at Hole Up, 'lass girl. Already have a boyfriend but If you have any information pertain­ netic disklettsseemed a natural.At first. powear helmet. 675 P. or B.O. you know. D777. looking for a better one. If we're datable, ing to Gramps' visit to Tonetown or But the committees reporting to the Fone Evad Sniktaw, K7734. Game Solver. I'll scuttle this dood. Like dancing. the mysterious disappearance, please fone Currency Conference soon discovered LOST and FOUttD Child prodigy will help solve any type of Daglets and fizzies. Foto and fone no. to the Times immediately at TT66. that the drawbacks of magnetic disk­ puzzle or game. Especially good with lass But Troubled, Hart Lane, In-Town. letts far outweighed the advantages. WST near Nature Trail De bossed Metal adventure games. Fone Willy the Kid. card. Reward Offered by F. Snarl. \bung male snouser in early eights who Hometown Dogwonder For starters. diskletts crash. And they H728. likes beaches. bones and harmonic Continued from Page 1 are very difficult to copy-protect. which WST: 1\vo lime green 4-moon-old blob­ Hydrofoil guided tours of the wetlands. barking. Looking for female snouser in could lead to a whole new breed of pets in the vicinity of the Wishing Well. Don't worry about getting lost We ain't sevens or eights with like interests. Bark TT: We're sure, Ennio, that there's counterfeiters. Answer to the names of Bee and Bop. never lost noone yet Full- and half-moon for Sparky, Q329. lots of young ones out there - homo­ Small reward offered. Fone: Map "The monetary system is fine just tours. 10 days of the week. Fone Wetland Blobpets looking for homes. Adorable. Snivel. R9807 sapiens, canines, what-have-you-who the way it is," said Nad Senir, Director Excursions, W333. Lovable. Huggable. Fone D777. are reading this article and wondering of the Currency Conference. "Besides. WST: 1\vo hooplets. One glittery silver, Cooking and deaning in my home. Ultra-Tuuch rock drummer looking for what it takes to be like "The Legend." everyone likes P." one black and pink polk-a-dot. Senti­ Come on over and watch. Pay me by the ultra date who can handle someone with Any advice? mental value. Left somewhere in the park hour. Vicarious Housework. C712. a spastic right leg. We can have lot of ENN/O: It's one of my favorite last moon-end. Fone P. Tone. T583. Floatfone Inc. to Sink Mushroom gardening. fun and go lots of places. Send foto and arforisms: "Observation is its own FO REttT Letmecoveryouryard in beautiful mus­ letter to Big Bassy. 5923 Solo St. Burbs. reward." So just snoop out every­ Rates cacarious debilitous injustone day. Needs 1-, 2-, Al'ID 3-bedroom apartments in Happy birthday to Alex Woods. From all thing you can ... Keep your eyes, ears, no watering. mowing or weeding. Grows his friends in the land down under and out. and especially your nose working all Floatfone Incorporated will be low­ brand-new complex. With swirlpool. all yearlong. Contact Mr. Mushroom. P951. the time. And don't worry too much ering its rates as of the upcoming third orgomats. and nerfball courts. 800 P./ Tu the girl with the thirteen glitter Moon triangular moon. The cost of an in-town EMPLOVMEttT hooplets. I loved talking to you in the about the writing part. If the story is Contact F. Snarl. D777. there, it will write itself. message will drop from 3 to 2 P. Inter­ Photographer wanted. No experience park. I want to see you again. Please call. 2-Bf:DROOM, 2-bath house in desirable necessary. Must be willing to take risks. From the boy with the teal headband and spherical communication will drop to orange feathers. Gl53. 1.5 P. a moment and outdoor public neighborhood. Flameplace, disco room. Apply in person at the Tonetown Times. calls will remain as is at lP. per message. and blob-proof carpeting. 2400 P./ moon. Contact F. Snarl. D777. "We're just making too much money," says Merry Miss Chelli, Floatfone's head Betass! of public sensations. "People like our r.o,.r,,.Aoorf,,_ ""-"' ..,.,...1.rh f:h~ .. Ul.O i1 I~ rln.n ~ t f_n,c,j ..... r ...... u ...... _...... ,...... product so much that wejustdon't feel right inside charging so much." Floa tfones have ga ined popularity LoOklike because, as th eir adve rtising slogan suggests: "They're always there when fJlre Tlll1lldo111/Jle8/o/Jpet someone you need them." II Ho111e ,,_ ... ~ else I r .. a G Bunky, pictured here, and hundreds of ~ . ~,. other blobpets like her, are looking for \. """ good homes. Open yours to one of these ·:'·:.. ..,.. ·'··. .. . precious little creatures. No money ~-- down. Eons to pay. FLO'S A dream you've never had. PAR1Y An adventure you'll never SUPPLIES forget. If you ever wake up ... TlleNTSNOP

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