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Tonetown, Dreamland, Outer Edge --~l):::;ol~. 1~9_-,:.:N:::;o·,.:.7:,8 ______Wednesday July 78, 1986 GRAHPS VAHISHES Hometown Dogwonder Franklin Snarl Linked to Mysterious Disappearance Wins 6th Consecutive A very strange but lovable Tonetown own somewhere. tor from another parasphere. visitor. who calls himself Gramps, has He was reported last seen around "He was just a great guy," said Ultra Journalism recently disappeared. moonup, June 26, with real estate Stelgad. manager ol the Daglets, as she Gramps was one of the only visitors magnate, Franklin Snarl. ruffled the soft green feathers in her Award who, in spite of his untass apparel, was "It seemed he was resisting some," intense pink hair. well accepted in Tonetown. said one witness who wished to be "He was the one who gave us the Tonetown'sown Ennio, better known After visiting with several of Tone­ unnamed. great idea for the Zagtone, our ultra­ as "The Legend,'' has done it again. town's most prominent citizens, like But Snarl denies these reports. "I touch new instrument that's helped He's won the lnter-Moonal Ultra Jour­ Stelgad of the Daglets, Flo of Flo's Party never heard of the guyl " Snarl insisted. our new tune, 'Tu~,' hit the top," she nal ism Award forthesixthyearina row. Supplies and Nuyu, editor of the Times, Other citizens, however. have given added enthusiastically. This year the canny canine snapped Gramps evidently wandered off on his glowing reports of the strange old visi- Continued on Page 4 up the prize with his investigative arti ­ cle about intra-dimensional travel through a new invention called "The Hoop." At great risk to his health, Ennio Enniogranted us the following inter­ actually traveled through the hoop and view as he typed upsomeofthestories back again to gain first-hand knowl­ you see in this issue. Pets or Wetlands Myst ry! edge of the device. His article, "HOOP TAKES USERS FOR A LOOP THROUGH Interview with t:nnio Pests? Tonetown travelers disappear in the TIME AND SPACE," was published in TT: What is it that makes you such a the April 15 issue of the 1bnetown great reporter. Ennio? vicinity of the Wetlands Times. The furor over the Blobpets Ennio was born and raised right ENNIO: l'fy nose. lfauing a dog's rages as many citizens find nose is a real boon - that's two O's - themselves rugless here in Tonetown. His firstjob was as in this biz. pup reporter for the Campus Clutter whileatt.endingtheLunaQuatroversity IT: With the kind of credentials you "It bums me up," says Nessie Loch, in Tussly. After graduating he landed a have now, Ennio, it seems you could recent blob pet purchaser. '"They're cute, position as a feature writer for the just about write your ticket to any- but tough to housebreak." 7assly Daily, where he worked for 76 where. Why do you stay here in Man~ other. blobpet .o_wne. ..,;. share · ~-'""'"'"'~oetlod1s.... ______JM,U~ toL.1.m~n7r___~------~ ...... ,...•• t,;,n,;o ;;,.-- c s rus lions. re or e1r ur­ Buteventually-and fortunately for .f.NNlO: As I've said, my home is rowing abilities by Franklin Snarl, blob­ us- he returned to Tonetown as a re­ here. My heart is here. And besides, pets can dig a hole in surfaces as hard porter for the Times, and started raking there are ve.ry few places as lass as as wood and linoleum at the rate of in the awards. 10netown. f.ven 11J.ss/y, with the l l 18 cubic centimeters per tock. " My heart is really in it here," he Quatroversity and all, did not have the says. "because your heart is where your excitement you find in 1bnetown. home is." Continued on Page 4' Search party feared lost too

TWo local couples, out for a roman­ in the Wetland s. e~ e n with th e seven tic stroll in t11e Wetlands, vanished re­ moons. a search party was sent out as cently. And now search efforts have soon as dawn broke the next morning. bogged down. too. But now. over 24 hours later. they too Jonboi Waltune Gets Walking It was just two evenings ago. accord­ have not returned. ing to witnesses, that the two townsomes "We:ve had mysteries in the Wetlands Papers-Fuddy Appearance Cited went Wetlandish-and never returned. before," says Chief Fi reweather. "But "They said they craved a walk to the they've always been solved in a day or Erstwhile Tonetown eyesore Jonboi with someone else's name on one hip Wetlands. but they'd be back for another so. We know there's <;Orne curious crea­ Waltune. cited for aggravated toneles.s­ pocket." Fizzie," said Wendy Wando. a wait­ tures living out there. But they're usu­ nes.s. left town quietly last night. Sore­ Chaz offered to give the Jonboi a Unlike former pet-types like doggies res.s at Fast Freddies. "Only they never ally quite shy and don't bother travelers." eyed locals did notregrethisdeparture. jumpsuit by TroppoWear from Down and catties. blobpets don't shed or leave came back." Officials are deba j ng whether to risk "Hejustcouldn'tgeta take on whars Under. But Waltune said he wouldn't untas.s puddles on floors and sidewalks. Wendy reported the group mis.sing sending another search party or to wait tas.s." said celebrated bodystylist Chaz. take hand-0uts. Th is is why many pet fanciers were when the Fizzies she had waiting for another day to see if yesterday's volun­ "no matter what he did. He wore the So he was asked to leave. Tonetown originally drawn to blobpets. them finally lost their bubbles. teers. or the origi ~ al four travelers, most untone shirts with ugly little em­ just couldn't tolerate such sartorial litter. But the evidence mounts that blob­ Since you can't see a thing at night return. blems on them and blue scrub pants pet owners face even bigger problems than owners of traditional pets. One blobpetter has reported a hole in his hearth so deep irs hit an underground stream. On the positive side. however, BOOM FEARED an unnamed source from out past the Wetlands - now one of the reclusive Franklin Snarl doggies. catties. and guppies." rich-says his blobpet actually struck Rumor has it that Snarl is currently oil. Purchases Choice In­ ne~tiating with Fast Freddie for his You wanna talk filthy lucre? Blobpets town Sites For Project ultra-tone fabu-dub. However, Fast range from 5-20 P.. depending on size, Freddie is.sued an emphatic denial. color, and personality. ofSnarl Construction 'Tm not selling out." claimed Fred­ Some tips on care and feeding: the Corporation die. " We were just having a ... lunch. best place to keep a blobpet is on a yeah. thars it! Lunch! We just had concrete surface- that may help curb " Location. Location. Location," lunch. " its burrowing tendencies. Franklin Snarl is quoted as saying. Concerned citizens fear a takeover Continuous feedings are just about "That's everything in real estate." by Snarl. Will it destroy the tas.snes.s the only way to keep blobpets from And "everything," it appears. is just they have worked so hard to build here excavating your house and yard. They'll what Franklin Snarl seems to want. In on the outer edge? A meeting has been eat just about anything. but their Favor­ addition to his recent acquisition of scheduled for the second eve of the ite snecks are aluminum. rubber, petro­ five downtown blocks - the absolutely Poo Pea Pet shop (Deis and all) from fingering her bulging handbag. "But triangular moon. at the Tonetown lllv­ leum by-products, and banana wax most tas.s section ofTonetown - Frank­ Madam Doople. the funny thing is. I just can't figure out erna. to d iscus.s pos.si ble action. peppers. lin Snarl has also purchased the former "He made me an ~ !fer." said Doople. what he did with all those cute little Watch this space for details. 2 Tonetown Times Wednesday July 78, 1986 From the ______Daily Horror Scope ______Aries-The Beam in your Triangular careful. You look chewy in the massive Sagittarius -Archers love arrows. but Moon is quite unstable. Avoid the Wet­ jaws of a Crocogator. beware of lightning bolts. Especially EDITOR's lands. Someone-or something ­ when your planets dance in the chevron Virgo - Your Planetary Keeper strikes a wants to douse your fire. discordant note with your House ofTone. formation . DESK 'lilurus-With the Horse in your Seventh Hope not to meet a large. strange. Capricorn-Animal lovers. be careful Star, beware offerociousdogswith giant unfriendly animal in a scary place. this time of the moon. There's a weak teeth. They'll trytochompyourhornsoff. Ubra-With your Air Planets conjunct link in your planetary thread . Gemini-Your House of l\vin Moons in the House of Infinity. don't step off Aquarius -Always the adventurer. ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• is vacant today. Not a good time to any cliffs. Or does falling headlong you're willing to try anything. But purchase pets. Especially blobpets. And into a bottomless nothingness appeal remember: If you loop through a hoop­ Stay on the path. especially if you own linoleum. to you? let and enter another parashere. you Cancer- Your moon has declined into Scotpio-Swimming is aquatone for might never return. Preserve our woody life. the watery House of Tidal Quickmud. water signs like you. But now. while Pisces-You're ruled by your feel but Steer clear of deep beds of mushrooms. lrs Funnertime. A season when the If everyone in Tonetown. from ton­ yourTroppoSun is opposite your House resist the urge to bop 'till you drop at They could swallow you whole. Fast Freddie's. Your House of Seven sun times are longer, and the moon ers to oldtowners, took just one step off of Pentacle. water makes you smell like times are shorter so the air keeps it the path. it could mean the destruction Leo-As long as your main moon and Allidile bait. Lives ascends erratically through the comfy centigrade. of an entire microcosm of the wood­ your OctoGern are in opposition, be next moon. That means there are going to be land universe. a world that will take more people out and about. More tour­ multimoons to replenish itself. ists tramping around. More bodies.styl­ So please stay on the designated ish and un-. frolicking through our paths. Encourage your friends to do so. wooded areas. And watch for tourists- who just might To all of you so inclined: Please stay not know any better-to make sure wallweed or other thing-even though supposed to do when two people go on the trails! they don't wreck the long-cultivated I actually do have dateness. townsome twosome. As you know. the wooded areas beauty of our woodland areas. , What should I do? I thought and thought and thought around Tonetown are extremely dP.li ­ Once again. the Tonetown area for­ Sincerely. about the gift. Then I remembered that cate. A single misplaced footstep can ests are very fragile. And all it takes is a lass But Troubled one of my bestestbuddy's Favorite things squish hundreds of tiny fragile nowers couple of crude rudesbies to do dam­ when we were sitting around studying and pulchriplants, not to mention the age that will take a lifetime to repair. DearT. Butli'.'ed. was to look at Tbneboy magazine. So I instant death it can bring to micro­ They're our woods. now and forever. This is an easy one . no-briner, you got them a two-year subscription to caterpillars, minifrogs. and unhatched Lers keep them woody. townly. and bet. Tbneboy. (I was even able to save 12 P. dinkyducks. And tharsjust one footstep I tone. Be tass-stay on the path. Just go to Fast Freddie's by yourself. 'cause the neighbor kid next door was That way you'll be one of those girls on a magazine drive for the Buck •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• who are dateless. so you'll probably get Scouts.) some chance to dance - with your boy­ Well. if everything turned out tone. I Letters to the Editor friend, no sweat. wouldn't be writing this letter. would I? Another idea is go to the Wetlands When the first issue of the magazine Tourism No Crime Local Biotech Is Not Tone with your boyfriend and pretend that arrived. my bestest friend's new wife you want to play hide-and-seek. Then. got so mad she wanted to get unhitched Ed Guy, Dear Editor, Dear Pan. when he's off hiding somewhere.jump right then and there. After just one I'm just traveling through Tonetown Pardon the blountness. but whars My boyfriend and I go to Fast in your vehicle and speed away. (We moon. So now I'm in hot aqua with on my way to another dream. And in happening round here is just totally Freddie's a IGt. You know. irs the only hear people who roam round the Wet­ my bud. some respects. I think you have a very untass. And I mean I am talking the really tone place to see and be seen. lands these days ain't gain' dancing 'Mis it really such an untass hitching nin>villaae. Prettv surround inn~. C.rP.at rrPation of lifeforms bv · · · bA.food..' ~.u....u~, _J_~u ~ ~---...- pl('.t2-~~~~~~~~~~~h ----~-~--~-~~~~.,..,,-~~--~--~~~~-,~--~~------rn~n:"30--,lT lllUJI\,. \AIUtr'U~IUI\\.., mucrrramre:wrse; miyway. J shopping. And a fantastic nightlife. vidual who creat.es living things and and the atm phere is the nth. Sincerely, Confused But I'm sick and tired of-every time sells them in his toneless pet shop. But every ime we go there, all my Pan I turn around- hearing someone be­ I mean, who gave this "person" the boyfriend does is dance with the other Dear Confused, hind my back say, "Stupid tourist." right to just creat.e new life forms? Was girls who are dat.eless. Which leaves me Dear Pan, Absolut.ely! It's the most tassless gift If you continue to ridicule everyone it the Three Moons? Was it the Tone­ sitting on the sidelines like some tall My very bestest buddy from the I ever heard of (and I thought I'd seen from the outside who ent.ers your town, mast.er? was it the keeper of the Edge Quatroversity recently got hitched up it all). the word is going to get out. And you Zone? No way. to this girl he met there in Tassly. Your letter makes me wonder about are going to lose a lot of P. in I mean to t.ell you right now, it was They were having their hitching on what's going on at Quatroversity and our revenue. none of the above. In fact no one gave a triangular moon outside in The Park, other institutions of outer education. So what if I wear plaid shorts? him the power. Hejust took it.Justas if and my mother told me I should give You are confused. They're comfy-dumfy. And where I come he came into your yard and purlined a them a gift because that's what you're Please don't ever writ.e to me again. from they're not snickered at. tree or bush or bug or something. Honestly, And so what if I wear polo shi rt.5 with What's worse is that our once sensi­ Pan Fanders a little harmless alligator decor? I've ble community of Tonetown is actually seen people who look like alligators supporting untassitude by buying the right on the streets of this town! makings of this monst.er (and I use that So to all you Tonetownies out there: description lit.erally). Please stop calling me a stupid tourist. The thing that has me the most wor­ I'm not stupid at all. In fact, it took ried is this: If this dood believes he has quit.ea bit of smart.5inasjust to figure the power to creat.e life, then why in out how to get to this place. fact might he not think he deserves the Wait till you see how it feels to visit power to take life away? someone else's town. Then you'll know Concerned, Almost why guys like me don't like to be poked Distraught Cit fun at ever or at all. Ti red-of-Being­ a-Stupid-Tourist ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

Published close to eve!)' day at Tonetown. Drean1land. Publisher: Map Snivel Editor-in-Chier: Nuyu Managing Editor: Brine Far-g-out Feature Editor: A. Chen la June THE WEATHER StaITWriters: Polly Tone. Mas Noslen, Willy MOON DOWN- 30:996 the Kid, 'The Legend " Art Director: Fancy Summers MOONUP-53:870 Circulation: Bowling Shooz. Alizon.Jonboi v. Walkin Dave Today: Mostly moony with a trace of Fones: R.S. " Fones'' Dealman paraspheric dust in early moon up. Ava ilable Today At We've got 'em all. All colors. All kinds. lass class posrage paid at Dreamland and 3-moon forecast: Nothing butMoon­ compass points. Glitter. Metallics. Primaries. Pastels. rosll'IASTt:R: Get with it. shine, moonshine, moonshine! Tass Times I Hooplets bv the armful. To subscribe. Fane "Fones" the Deal man any The'fique lime. More paraspheric dust storms ex­ Don't go out without one. Or two. Or more. < 1986 Activision. Inc. (actively tone, lots or ink) pected Iat.er in the pentacle. Tonetown Times 3 RROUnD by Gretta Grouper ronerown

• It seems that Flo, proprietor of Flo's • Is Stelgad, manager of the Daglets, Enn io, for doing it agai : Winning the Party Supplies, is going to eventually going to start another fad? First it was lnter-Moonal Ultra Jou nalism award gether ice skating rink back. "All I have jumpsuits by Troppowear From Down for the sixth consecutiv ti me. to do is wait until the next game," she Under with armloads of hooplets. Now When's the celebration party, Ennio? You can hear it tomorrow at the sept­ was overheard saying. it's soft green feathers in intense pink And who's invited? Daglets to Play moonual outdoor concert. Everyone Don't hold your breath, Flo. hair. • There's been talk f nasty calls Concert in the who's anyone will be there. And that • Fast Freddy was seen doing lunch •Everybody's who's anybody in Tone­ coming in over the no tfones. Sdme· includes everyone. with Franklin Snarl yesterday. They town was at Chats birthday party last thing about gravely reathing and Park SORRY. We're unable to print a seemed to be engrossed in an ultra­ moon-end. There was a seven-layer cake heavy teeth-gritting. photo of the Daglets in this issue. Our rash conversation, and they were writing with chartreuse icing and the fizzies Don't call me. I'll call OU. It's that moon of year again. Time photographer-who had the film with six-figure numbers all over a bunch of were flowing. •Who's this guy calle Gramps, any­ for ice dogs, shore parties, and con­ the photo in his camera bag - has paper napkins. What could it mean? But hey, Chaz, you universally famous way? I've never seen hi at any of the certs in the park. seemingly disappeared somewhere in Don't put all you r GloBurgers in bodystylist you, you never did tell us ultra-parties, but he's o iously caused And this year the headlining musical the vicinity of the Wetlands. We're cur­ one basket, Freddie. how old you are. quite a stir. Toners are !king. combo is none other than the outer­ renfly looking for a new photographer, And beware of geeks bearing P. • Kudos to The Legend, our very own Rumor has it that thinks pizza modern, ultra-touch Daglets. Recently and hope to print a photo of the Daglets with anchovies is ultra· uch. Yuuuuckl returned from an eight-triangular­ in our next edition. moon tour through the para-psycho­ Jogoverse, the Daglets say they're glad to be back home and looking forward to playing once again for their own people. Coming Soon­ ~ "We've got a lot of new stuff," says I Zahg, infamous leader of the Daglets. Live on Keyboard: "Some of it's far-g-out. Some of it's way-g-in. But it's all ultra - and I mean Bill Heineman ultra - tass. "And what's really going to totally Is this the moon for tass times? Or zap everyone's cranium is this new is this the moon for tass times? In instrument we've recently kind of- uh addition to the Daglets concert in the - picked up - from some old tourist," park, Tonetown will also go radmad says Zahg. with a visit from that para-psychologo­ The Daglets claim the new instru­ verse phenomenon, Bill Heineman. ment, called a Zagtone, is like from Bill Heineman is synthesis at its another dimension. To play it, the musi­ most ultra-touch radical. Ton e tones. cian simply strikes it against some­ Electric rhythm. And what a delivery! thing. Anything. The Zagtone makes a It's enough to rewire your cranium! unique sound, depending on what it's Paz! struck against. And as if just listening to his music "You should hear it against trees," wasn't enough, Heineman is going to says Plunk, drummer for the Daglcts. be giving away - that's free - DC cop­ "Yeah, and against clouds it really ies of his latest arrangements, called blasts you," comments Lobod 0 "The Opaque um,"101fie rrrsrrsuo·--- the group's bass player and new1:t concertgoers! member. . 1rs sure to be a totally lass moon­ Sound like a treat for your synapses? rise. Don't miss it. The I •/ '· U1Jra-tmu:h W'V'IO U1Jra Tass

The tass new jump­ suits by "TroppoWear from Down Under." They really make you feel ALIVE. Available Only At The'fique Gramps Vanishes / Continued from Page 1 Bizzmess "I liked Gramps because of his atti­ FOR SALE 17-ROOM mansion on wooded site with Programmers wanted. To make games tude," said Flo. owner and manager of private swirlpool. moonroofs. lifesize that are fun, funny and fascinating. Send Briefs Programmer's flo's Party Supplies. " He was adventur­ terrarium, and underground tunnels. samples of recent programs to Computer Hunk-of-the-Moon ous and resourceful. Not shy and wimpy 6700 P./ Moon Jobs, 3rd Parasphere. Or fone X672. No New Money Beefcake Calendar Contact f. Snarl. 0777. like most tourists. He seemed to know Security guards, landscapers and but· 12 tassy weirdos exactly what to do with my masks. which Plans to convert our monelary system l'RIMt: office space in prestigious down­ lerwanted for large estate. No experience wearing skanty town area. Will customize to suit any is why I'm surprised that he seems to from P. to magnetic d iskletts have been necessal)l Must be willing to live on print-outs and business. Full ameniti es. Landscaped premises. Salary includes room and have disappeared," commented Flo. permanently shelved as a result of the ultratouch glasses. Reports about Gramps' origins vary. atrium and rooftop parking. 7.96 P./ sq. board plus free access to surrounding recent moon-long Currency Conference ft . Some say he was from a place called Send for yours today. acreage. Send resume and letter to F. in lllssly. Mai l 5 P. and your Contact f. Snarl. 0777. Snarl. Ennui Estates. 0777. Mirth. Others say it was called Birth or Magnetic diskletts were originally address to Dearth. considered as a replacement for P. O.R.E.N. Ultra-lbuch models wanted for famous SERVICES magazine. Must be exercise enthusiasts. Whatever. It's rumored that he because the d iskletts could so easily Hunk Calendar arrived in Tonetown by means of some Blobpet Damage Repairs Send photos to Toneboy, c/ o Frank. be integrated into our well-eslablished I Meg Byte Street Will fill holes in any type of surface made kind of magic hooplet But this seems Beyond the Edge. Outside. computer nerdwork. All offices, relail Ton etown, Outer Edge by blobpets. Price depends on type of highly unlikely. as no one ever saw outlets and services now have compu­ uiu: new 17-Speed Octocyde. surface damaged. Linoleum more expen­ PERSOttALS Gramps wearing any hooplets at all. 90% sive than dirt. Fone Nudge. at Hole Up. ters as do of homes. Using mag­ Includes water bottle.jet pack, and trop­ lass girl. Already have a boyfriend but If you have any information pertain­ 0777. netic d iskletts seemed a natural. At first. powear helmet 675 P. or B.O. you know. looking for a better one. If we're datable, ing to Gramps' visit to Tonetown or But the committees reporting to the Fone Evad Snlktaw. K7734 . Game Solver. I'll scuttle this dood. Like dancing. the mysterious disappearance. please fone Currency Conference soon discovered LOST and FOUttD Child prodigy will help solve any type of Daglets and tizzies. Foto and fone no. to the Times immediately at TT66. that the drawbacks of magnetic disk­ puzzle or game. Especially good with lass But lToubled. Hart Lane. in-Town. letts far outweighed the advantages. LOSf near Nature Trail Debos.sed Metal adventure games. Fone Willy the Kid. Card. Reward Offered by f. Snarl. '!bung male snouser in early eights who Hometown Dogwonder For slarters, diskletts crash. And they H728. likes beaches, bones and harmonic Continued from Page 1 are very difficult to copy-protect which LOST: lWo lime green 4-moon-old blob­ Hydrofoil guided tours of the weUands. barking. Looking for female snouser in could lead to a whole new breed of pets in th e vicinity of the Wishing Well. Don't worry about getting lost We ain't sevens or eights with like interests. Bark IT: We're sure, Ennio, that there's counterfeiters. Answer to the names of Bee and Bop. never lost noone yet Full- and half-moon for Sparky. Q329. lots of young ones out there-homo­ Small reward offered . Fone : Map tours. 10 days of the week. Fone Wetland "The monetary system is fine just Blobpets looking for homes. Adorable. sapiens. canines, what-have-you - who Snivel, R9807 the way it is," said Nad Senir. Director Excursions, W333. Lovable. Huggabie. Fone 0777. are reading this article and wondering of the Currency Conference. "Besides. LOSf: lWo hooplets. One glittery silver. Cooking and deaning in my home. Ultra-'JOuch rock drummer looking for what it takes to be like "The Legend ." everyone likes P." one black and pink polk-a-dot. Senti­ Come on over and watch. Pay me by the ultra date who can handle someone with Any advice? mental value. Left somewhere in the park hour. Vicarious Housework. C712. last moon-end. Fa ne P. Tone. T583. a spastic right leg. We can have lot of ENNIO: It's one of my favorite Floatfone Inc. to Sink Mushroom gardening. fun and go lots of places. Send foto and arforisms: "Observation is its own FOR REttT Let me cover your yard in beautiful mus­ letter to Big Bassy, 5923 Solo St, Burbs. reward. " So just snoop out every­ Rates cacariousdebilitous injustonedaii Needs Happy birthday to Alex Woods. From all thing you can ... Keep your eyes, ears, 1-, 2-. AND :J.bedroom apar1ments in no watering. mowing or weeding. Grows his friends in the land down under and ouL and especially your nose working all Floatfone Incorporated will be low­ brand-new complex. With swirlpool, allyearlong.ContactMc Musiuoom, 1'951. the time. And don't worry too much ering its rates as of the upcoming third orgomats. and nerfball courts. 800 P./ 10 the gh1 with the thirteen glitter Moon about the writing part. If the story is triangular moon. The cost of an in-town EHPLOYHEttT hooplets. I loved talking to you in the Contact f. Snarl. 0777. there, it will write itself. message will drop from 3 to 2 P. Inter­ Photographer wanted. No experience park. I want to see you again. Please call. spherical communication will drop to 2-Bt:DROOM, 2-bath house in desirable necessal)l Must be willing to take risks. From the boy with the teal headband and orange feathers. 0153. 1.5 P. a moment and outdoor public neighborhood. Flameplace. disco room. Apply in person at the Tonetown Times. calls will remain as is at lP. per message. and blob-proof ca rpeting. 2400 P./ moon. Contact F. Snarl, 0777. "We're just making too much money," says Merry Miss Chelli, Floatfone's head Betass! of public sensations. "People like our l product so much that wejustdon't feel nglifinSiOe charging so much. Floatfones have gained popularity because, as their advertising slogan Tiiis ltlo,t1/Jle 8/oll!Jel suggests: "They're always there when 11· you need them." IHome ~ Bunky, pictured here, and hundreds of other blobpets llke her, are looking for good homes. Open yours to one of these precious little creatures. No money down. Eons to pay. FLO'S A dream you've never had. PARTY An adventure youil never SUPPLIES forget If you ever wake up ... Tll• PET SHOP

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