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By Sean Stokholm many are committed to a second One student expressed doubt term with the same employer, as about the amount of information per department rules. Thus they a student could learn in a half- Note: The names of all students are unable to change jobs and hour interview. Another ques- interviewed for this article have apply for a new one, creating an tioned the quality of information been withheld by their request. artificially high figure of fifty that Career Services could supp- jobs. ly. Since most of that information What is the WLU Co-op de- Thompson downplayed the is of a general company-wide na- partment doing to students? negative feelings of students. Stu- ture, students say that little can be Complaints have recently sur- dents' unrealistic expectations are learned about a specific job. faced from students that the a main reason for disappointment Thompson, when asked if Laurier Co-op department isn't with jobs, he opined. salary considerations play a role doing it's job. But according to When a second year student in student satisfaction with the the Co-op department, they are begins his or her first work term, job, said "unfortunately, it plays doing far more than the students they do not usually have any too much of a role". He then realize, and that student expecta- business-related experience, he quickly pointed out that salaries tions are too high. said. He also explained that pre- are generally quite acceptable, Job quality is a major com- vious typically jobs summer have ranging from approximately $400 lie with the student or with the that such an interview could be plaint of some students. The chal- been restricted to waitressing and to $600 a week. employer? Since the students pay conducted by phone, particularly lenges—or lack there- working in stores for females and A number ofstudents resented a fee, some feel that the depart- if the job is an established one. of—provided by various jobs, driving trucks or manual labour the department's requirement of ment should be more accountable Thompson countered by stat- and their applicability student positions for males. to spending two of the total three to the students. ing that a personal visit is the interests need improvement. But by the second or third work terms with one employer. only sure way to confirm the term, While his term, Some believe the department ig- work he continued, student Many of these students would on work one working conditions, and that even student was nores complaints about bad jobs, expectations have risen such that like to be able to change unsure whether he established jobs will experience and continues to offer them to they believe that they have "the employers after each work term. was to be offered a permanent job radical change. As well, the inter- not, students. world by the tail" and are deserv- Thompson said that over 90 or and wanted to know. He views are a necessity, he pointed One student called his experi- ing of high-level jobs of a super- per cent of employers wanted the was not notified of the absence of out, since the Laurier Co-op pro- ence in a government job little visory nature. two-term commitment for a a job offer until the end of the gram is accredited by a body that term, but more than "make-busy work." He However, one student said couple of reasons. The money in- upon returning to requires such an interview for Laurier, believes the department should that the opposite is true—that stu- vested in training a student can- he discovered that his every student during each work coordinator strive to eliminate such jobs from dents start out with inflated ex- not be regained unless the student had known no posi- term. tion the posting. pectations but after one or two is with the company for longer was available for some time. Proposed for the future by John Thompson, Director of work terms have a more realistic than one term. As well, most Another student found herself some fourth year students is a Co-operative Education, when outlook on the sort of job they companies view the co-op pro- in a job that she felt was in- booklet, "Hints From Fourth- asked about these and a number should be assigned to. gram as a recruiting technique, appropriate. Having been advised Years" that would give the of other complaints, cited the fifty Thompson noted that students and therefore want to evaluate the by the Co-op department to write benefit of four years of co- unfilled jobs available for the Fall are not placed by the Department. students over a greater period of a letter to the company express- operative wisdom to junior stu- 1988 work term as evidence that Indeed, they choose the job them- time. The end result of the two- ing her concerns, she did so. Fol- dents. How this will change students had an abundance of selves, and should have ample term commitment is beneficial, lowing this, however, the depart- things remains to be seen. choice in their postings. opportunity to research jobs they said Thompson, as it expands the ment rewrote her letter, deeming One student expressed the One student noted that since are interested in by using Career scope of the student's it too blunt belief that "they (the department) the Fall 1988 period is the third Services and by asking questions responsibilities on the job. The mandatory on-site inter- really seem to be changing, but and final work term for all gradu- of the employer during the on- Some students question the view is a source of irritation for a the tide (of their attention) will al- ating fourth year Co-op students, campus interview. loyalty of the Department. Does it number of students. They believe ways go to the companies." Are department and students both in the wrong? News Analysis Having spoken to a number of deeper than "right versus wrong". ries weren't about any potential to evaluate the current mechan- By Sean Stokholm students and administrators, how- student predicaments. Instead, he isms and procedures to make it I believe do to have some Let's begin with John Thomp- Not being a Co-op student (or ever, seemed intent upon simply more amenable to student needs. insight. son, Director of Co-operative Ed- even a business student for that unbiased justifying the validity of existing However, Thompson's faith in matter) Hie to My intent is not to make a ucation. His attitude is, to put it it is difficult for procedures. the unassailable quality of current judgment as to the validity of stu- mildly, disturbing. With a pat make any certain judgments procedures does not to al- complaints, and the ade- for seem about the "good guys" and "bad dent answer every question I asked Some students I talked to low for any change at all. guys" in the Co-op problems quacy of Department responses. about student concerns, I got the called Thompson unapproach- dealt with elsewhere in this paper. The implications of the story go distinct impression that his wor- able. While this may be an ex- The administration is only aggeration, I do know one thing half of the picture, though. The

— he is incredibly patronizing. students have brought many of staff sees the world their problems upon themselves. Co-op why I asked him he felt it One student with whom I spoke By Sean Stokholm this regard. gleaned by way of a personal necessary to have staff visit used a word that sums up the Part of the Co-op Depart- visit. He expects that there will be Ireland. Who, he asked me, situation precisely: apathy. Most Some Laurier Co-op students ment's policy is to send out a co- future trips to Europe. would a second-year student who fourth year co-op students seem have accused the WLU Co-op ordinator to interview the student The director also said that it is wants to go to Ireland ask about to be glad to have survived their Department's coordinators of and employer during each work not really expensive to travel to working conditions over there? work experience, and are not spending too much time travell- term. As an accredited program, Europe, since a round trip airline He then pointed out that I about to trouble themselves with ing to far-off places such as Van- explained John Thompson, Direc- ticket costs approximately $400 wouldn't go to my grandmother, trying to change things at this couver, Ireland and France. tor of Co-operative Education, to $500. or someone at Waterloo Town point. The Co-op students, who pay the visit is mandatory for each In reply to student concerns Square. After waiting vainly for additional fees above and beyond student during each of their three about finances, Thompson said him to continue, I offered that I How soon they have forgotten standard tuition, also believe that work terms. that the students' fees cover sig- might approach someone in the the dubious legacy left them by their fees are being misspent in In defence of the visits to nificantly less than half the uni- Co-op Department. "Right!", he previous co-op students! If each Europe, Thompson made a num- versity's expenditures for co- answered heartily. It was like in- student with a concern ap- ber of points. operative education. terviewing Mr. Rogers. proached the department with it, One was that Laurier has had one of two things might happen. One student also mentioned twenty-two students posted in Unfortunately, The first is that the problem that a co-ordinator had taken stu- this patroniz- France and Ireland as part of a ing attitude might be resolved. The depart- dents in Ireland out to dinner, of Thompson's does formal exchange program over seem to ment is there to serve the stu- which is not a standard Depart- not be limited to Cord the course of the Co-op program. reporters. His dents, and whatever problems ment practice. Thompson did not belief that many There have only been two visits senior students have encountered, I be- deny the charge, but was not co-op students think that to Europe by Co-op staff, Thomp- they have lieve the staff ultimately wants to aware of the specific incident "It "the world by the tail" son in 1985 and Paula Delogu (a is help them (even they damn well won't happen again," emblematic of his attitude. His if forget coordinator) in 1987. Thompson to then). interjected, expressed belief that the typical how now and criticism should be he but later supposed said that any work experience of first-year fe- An example of such a prob- on he might have done the same instead focussed what he males has been limited to work- lem is the on-site interview that num- thing himself. deemed the extremely low ing in stores or waitressing, while co-ordinators conduct with all WLU policy, Thomp- ber of visits. Citing first-year males have spent their students during the work term. Thompson said that the staff son would not allow his co- work-time driving trucks, was an- Many students feel that it's un- needs to know the work environ- ordinators to speak to the Cord other interesting statement. necessary. They resent it. But if ment that students will be facing, about this or other student con- Co-op Head John Thompson and such knowledge can only be cerns. The Co-op Department needs Continued on page 5 The Cord Weekly 4 Thursday, January 19,1989

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You can come According to a research The Cord is currently putting up to our offices and arrange a a news the time to talk to us, can phone With more and more wilderness disappearing at ever-increasing proposal submitted by Judy together feature about you as part of "date rape" in your story, you can call and ar- rates, the case of Temagami deserves attention from environ- Gould of her Honours occurrence on our research campus. vital a time to talk to us and mentalists and politicians alike. Temagami is located in northern Psychology thesis, as We believe it is a range of we'll come to feel un- Ontario, close to North Bay. It remains one of the last natural virgin early as 1957 found that 55.7% issue which needs to be ad- you. If you women offended by comfortable talking to forests in Ontario, but is in danger of being exploited by big business had been dressed, but we can not do it a man sort intimacy. this, we will have a and an untrustworthy government. some of erotic Of without your help. We are asking about woman Temagami's story is one of the continuing disregard shown by the those women, 51% had experi- that anyone who has experienced available to talk to you. Perhaps provincial and federal governments towards the indigenous peoples enced attempted intercourse with "date rape", or who believes that the simplest thing to do would be regular or steady give typed of Canada. The Teme-Auguma Nation has inhabited the area for violence with a they might have, come forward to us a submission date. It was also found that less we are to bearing your name phone about six thousand years. Recently, in May 1988, the government and tell their story. If and a than three percent of these shocked both conservationists and the local Indians by announcing make people aware of the number for verification of women had reported the crime. severity of this crime, and its fre- authenticity. that two logging roads would be extended into Temagami territory to proposal found that to give foresting companies easy access to the virgin timberlands within. The also quency, we need hear from the to from you Currently the Temagami Wilderness Society is suing the Ontario 51% of women who had experi- victims who have remained But we need hear enced "date rape" believed it was perhaps from the if we are to educate people about government over its decision. The government fears any delay caused silent, and per- their fault. petrators. this crime. We need to hear from by the legal action or by a blockade will put off harvesting by Wil- rapes of this variety in- All submissions will be you if we are to help stop it. liam Milne and Sons Ltd., a local sawmill which is dependent on the Most people have known timber for production. Thanks to this, exploitation will proceed even volve who each other for almost year. though public hearings have not been held and environmental and hu- one for attack is 18 Co-op woes bug writer man rights are being ignored. The average age most raped at university Why should you be concerned about Temagami? and are Continued from page 3 the future students to improve * while living in residence in first - Some of the oldest red and white pine on the North American this place as much as possible. continent are located in Temagami's forests. year. they were talk to Thompson It's amazing how fast four * One of the major causes of fly by. Most of us will - Currently, the forests are a habitat for several endangered and about it, they would find out that years can is the threatened species such as the Golden Eagle. this phenomenon stereotyp- the Laurier co-op program is ac- be out of here before we know it. * of gender roles—men are ag- Unfortunately, this means that - With this new injustice, yet another land treaty with the in- ing credited by a body that requires passive. digenous peoples of North America will have been broken. gressive and women are the interview. How many stu- many students (not just co-op) * Gould points out that when men a - The Temagami region remains one of the premiere ar- dents have bitched about the in- adopt philosophy of putting up chaeological sites in Canada. drive to and from a date and pay terview without this knowledge? with any injustice, and let those * for the date, the incidence of rape who follow about them- - The timberland rape of this area will destroy the ecosystem of The other result might be that worry dramatically. This is due the entire region. rises to a valid concern is brought to the selves. men feel that they Temagami is one of the few areas left in Canada in which ir- the fact that the attention of the department. Even Yes, the Co-op Department are their replaceable wilderness remains. By writing the government at owed something for ex- if no immediate action is taken, needs to be more responsive to pense. more Queen's Park and voicing your opinions, you will make a difference. enough raised voices will students. But unless co-op eventually active, It is imperative that we save and preserve this bastion of wilderness One of the most shocking be heard. students take an for future generations to respect and enjoy. It must not be sold out, statistics to come out of the report Speaking out may not even responsible role in their own edu- during stu- cation, and doomed to extinction. is the finding in a survey of high have an effect the and the education of those dent's stay at Laurier. But current who follow, they don't deserve students have a responsibility to any better. General Meeting Do you work well with people? Do you want to get involved? of Wilfrid Laurier University Student Do you need to pad your resume? Publications (WLUSP) will take place Then why not apply for either... JANUARY 27th, 1989 The meeting will be held in the Central Teaching PRESIDENT Building (CTB) in Room 4-209 and will begin at 2:30. of WLU's Student Publications or Election of next year's President and six Directors will be but one of the many highlights of this annual event. The following persons have attained voting DIRECTOR rights for this momentous occasion: on the WLUSP Board of Directors The President acts as the Chief Executive Officer of the Corporation, en- Chris Starkey Neville Blair Serge Grenier suring that the day-to-day operations of the Cord, the Keystone Yearbook, Kirk Nielsen Bryan C. Leblanc Holly Froese UT&T, the Photo Department, the Advertising Department and the Summer Doug Earle Jonathan Stover Wendy Beaton Barb Smith Kat Rios Elizabeth Chen Publications (the WLUer, the Telephone Directory and the Wall Calendar) run Riyaz Mulji Sandy Buchanan Susan Merli smoothly financially and legally with a minimum of interdepartmental friction. Gail Strachan Sarah Welstead John Doherty The time commitment runs about 25 hours per week. William Penny Casey Tony Karg Bill ensure that the Cori Ferguson Vicki Williams Etta DiLeo Six Directors bylaws and policies of WLUSP are followed Bill Rockwood Jon Rohr Kelly Johnstone and that the Corporation is making as much money as it is spending. Directors Miranda Goode Bonnar Beach Eddie Procyk also make suggestions on new or adapted ideas for publications that can be of Frank Reilly Paul Tallon Janet Smith service to the students and make sure that the President is doing a good job. lan Morton Keri Downs Martha Coburn Scott Vandenburg Shannon Mcllwain Jennifer Hoekstra And they do all of this in about 5 hours per week! Dave R«ck McLaughlin Wilmering Mark Hand Applications are available in the WLUSP offices, and the Christine Foisy Paul Dawson Al Strathdee Gary Robertson Debbie Hurst Frances McAneney election for these officials will take place January 27 Brad Lyon Pat Brethour Dave Lackie Applications close at 4:30 p.m. on January 20. Call 884-2990 Tracy Walsh Wendy Schwarz for more information. The Cord Weekly 6 Thursday, January 19,1989 items ￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿￿ * * Stephen Lewis wows crowd * Applications for the position of J in spell-binding U of W lecture : HEAD RESIDENT J

* By Rory Moss "openness" within the Soviet Union. As a result, RESIDENCE HALLS J 1987 marked a year of increased contributions to Speaking to a sell-out crowd at the University the UN by the Soviets. Over $300 million was pro- : 1989/1990 $ of Waterloo's J.G. Hagey Hall last Thursday night, vided for peacekeeping operations and new initia- * * Stephen Lewis, Canada's Ambassador to the United tives were proposed in environmental, social, and Nations from 1984 to 1988, lived up to liis name as economic areas. 1987 also marked the year that the -K * "Canada's Greatest Orator." Those in attendance USSR committed to the withdrawal of its troops * * were treated to an entertaining and enlightening ad- from Afghanistan. Gorbachev meant business. * * dress on topics ranging from nuclear disarmament Mr. Lewis proclaimed that 1988 was a turning * * to human rights. point in the world, especially within the UN. It as- mocking * * Lewis quickly won over the crowd by sumed an increasing and more pertinent role in in- * * the pomposity with which the world's diplomats ternational affairs. Increased Soviet involvement conduct themselves, noting that it was great to be was a major factor, although the reception of the * within a "crucible of enlightenment" once * Are now being accepted back Nobel prize by UN peacekeeping forces also pro- again. vided an internal boost. UN social, economic, and * Lewis' speech was concerned with changes that * in the Housing Office. environmental, issues were progressing. Mr. Lewis the UN went through during his tenure. was thrilled with the work of UNICEF and said that * his arrival at the UN in 1984, Mr. Lewis * forms and job Upon it "single-handedly justifies UN activities." Application "brooding oppressing environment," found a and UNICEF has been the saving grace for many * with many of its 159 member states using the Gen- * descriptions are also available children in the Third World with initiatives such as Assembly to champion their own ideologies * eral Oral Rehydration Therapy (ORT), which combats of this problem was the Office. * and personal interests. Much the fatal effects of dehydration—one of the leading in Housing individuality of the na- caused by both the fierce killers of children throughout the world. Another * by the inability of the UN to operate ef- * tions and effort by UNICEF is the universal immunization of * within such an environment. The UN can- * fectively all the world's children by 1990. * not force any nation to cooperate with its aims. * Lewis also touched on the importance and * Only through negotiation, compromise and other Mr. * immense contribution of Canada to UN peacekeep- * * peaceful means can it encourage international com- ing forces and that we, as Canadians, should take * patibility within the U.N. framework. -K pride in the reception of the Nobel Prize by these * Other problems at the time rested with the * 4:30 only nation to have partici- Closing deadline is PM refusal of the United States to pay its expected troops. Canada is the * pated in every one of the UN's peacekeeping opera- * share of the UN's operating budget. The US is Friday , January 20,1989 responsible for one-quarter of the $800 million an- tions. I * nual operating budget. However, it only contributed On a closing note, Mr. Lewis encouraged the * * half of this amount between 1984and 1988. Morale largely student audience to become involved in * as a * within the organization plummeted result. non-governmental organizations such as UNICEF, * * Virtually overnight, however, the whole attitude CUSO, OXFAM, and Amnesty International to

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We "I'd worked with the Revolu- was charged with ministers and shop We're foremen out of the car. wearing were the young black in- tionary Action Movement who cite a riot at the 1968 organized 3,000 laid-off workers black black DerrfiSfflnH black shoes, pants, telligentsia coming out of the were a bunch of academic elitists national convention. SegrfffH to invest their retirement pensions leather jackets, and black berets. civil rights movement" sitting around intellectually fended himself, but the in the mill. had tape jmSSgS Some of us recorders, masturbating the carpenter, so I approved of his "The thing no one is admitting lawbook, Seale, architect, radio host, one had a some had the and had Seales is that the for-profit sector relies writer, jazz drummer, stand up bounmßlSKffiffij 10 point party platform. And we guess it was part of my character and gagged for on the not-for-profit comedian, engineer, social sector, such all had guns." to something myself." th^ffiSKgHßj as universities, scientist, and Black revolution- construct the government, So Bobby Seale, co-founder In October 1966, he and New- churches and charitable founda- ary, spoke at McGill University of The Black Panther Party, de- ton drew up a 10-point platform tions. We need to educate people militant nation- in mid-January. violent, militant the Black ~ scribes advocating Black control of the eased, despite they have the power to control alist first stint group's protecting Civil rights leaders Martin Black community, decent housing Jroevercommunity activities their economic independence. from police their community Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X and education. They adopted the Wvoter registration drives Credit unions and co-ops are all brutality. influenced Seales, who first real- preamble to the United States Wauence on educational cur- beginning steps in the right direc- cops who making "The were ized he after Constitution summary of tion. It's not first-class stopped when they was not" a nigger" as a an arrest saw reading the African novel, Facing their goals. vj. Edgar Hoover, then direc- citizenship, it's first-class We told them there us. we were Mount Kenya. Their name came from the Rsr of the Federal Bureau of In- humanism we have to be con- to observe, to make sure that they panther which, when backed into . vestigation, called me a 'threat to cerned with." . of 1 11 ».l followed due process the law "Finally it wasn't this national security.' At the time I Of today's Black separatist dealing with members of when trumped up bullshit white inter- was running a hot lunch program movement, such as that supported continues the Black community," pretation of African culture. It in a church for poor school chil- by rap group Public Enemy, Seale Seale. was the first time I realized that Seales. dren. Some threat," said Seales. says"I love it I love any aware- '"You can't do that,' one cop Tarzan didn'trun Africa." if we were Both Seales and Newton left ness of issues our culture has. Yet said. Seales and Newton formed if we spoke the Panthers in 1974. Newton fled groups that don't realize that we fact, "'As a matter of said the revolutionary black nation- only thing to do was an indictment, and Seales decided are all part of this planet are of Huey (Newton, co-founder alist movement as "a reaction to it "was time to move on. We'd stupid. The way they're cutting according 1958 Panthers) to a the racist governmental power ®Like Malcolm X said, since succeeded in cutting police down the equatorial rain forest is California Supreme Court ruling structures that perpetrated took away our First Amend- brutality down by 90 per cent and depleting our amount of oxygen. to observe citizens are permitted violence among peaceful demos ment rights, the only thing to do in mobilizing Blacks to realize It don't matter if you're white, officer of the law from dis- an a and violated the First Amendment rwas slip down to the Second they had power, a history, an brown, yellow, purple, or polka- tance of not less than eight to 10 which allows for peaceful redregd Amendment, the right to bear identity." dotted; if you ain't got oxygen, feet I am at least 20 feet away of grievances." arms, to defend ourselves." For South Africa, Seales still you ain't got oxygen." from you. The California Civil Despite their readiness for believes in violent revolution. But Seales is now assistant dean Code also allows us to carry un- violence, none occurred until one in the States, he doesn't think of arts and sciences at Temple concealed weapons. Our weapons University in Philadelphia, where in the year after the party was founded. guns are needed. are in plain view. So we're going Even so, said Seale, most of the He still advocates direct ac- he works on minority recruit- to watch you carry out your duty violence was perpetrated against tion as a means of social change, ment. He also created a course in whether you like it or not' y965 California Watts them, not by them. but is more interested in global social activism where students "You see," said Seales, "they WPpted after police beat a According to Seales, 26 economic revolution than a pure- volunteer for 10 hours per week the couldn't touch us. We knew to the ground. Lo- Panthers were killed and 60 ly political one. in one of Philly's over 450 ac- law inside out, upside down, and allowed the po- wounded, out of the 7,000 mem- "I am opposed to state- tivist groups. catty-corner. We made sure that suppress the riots through bers in 44 chapters across the controlled socialism and a corpo- He also established the Bobby the guns were never cocked while country. Fourteen police officers rate capitalistic command econo- Seale Scholastic Award for stu- in a car, and that they were never mr Seales and Newton had sub- were killed and 30 wounded. my. We need a synthesis of the dents in Afro American studies. pointed at anyone until we were f mitted a 5,000-signature petition He added that the judges and two. We need a community- One of the fund raisers for the ready to shoot. Huey had been io4 to Oakland, California city coun- juries acquitted most Panther controlled means of production, award is his Bobby-Queing with night law school. He knew cil asking for an advisory board members during their many court not worker-controlled." Bobby Seales, a "righteous law. If you said 'let's go to monitor police, and check appearances because they had Seales points to a community downhome cookbook" full of the to Huey, he'd have spontaneous riots in the Black acted within the law, or the ar- take-over of a shut-down steel barbeque ribs and chicken recipes said 'let's make love.' community. resting officers had not. mill in Pennsylvania as an exam- for which he is minimally famous The council ignored the peti- One of Seale's most famous ple of the type of economic action ($19.95 US, Temple University "Ronald Reagan, tion so Seales decided to take ac- court appearances took place dur- needed to gain political indepen- Gladfelter Hall #810, Philly, PA nor of California, cajj^^Sj^^M tion himself. ing the Chicago Eight trial. He dence. Union leaders, church 19122). student ignites massive riot Exam-stressedVANCOUVER (CUP) -- A riot tenants, began around 10 p.m. Students tossed their notes Residence life co-ordinator entire apartment. in a University of British Colum- when a study-stressed student like confetti. A Christmas tree and student Rick Oliver said resi- "It's a perversion of justice," bia studentresidence provoked by stuck his head out the window was offered by one floor and dents who threw dangerous ob- said one resident. "What they final exam stress has led to at and shouted, "I can't take it others joined in to create a jects—such as bottles—out of the have done is reverse the onus, least one eviction. anymore." fireworks display, according to windows of the three 17-story from their having to prove guilt, The December 11 outburst in Other students responded, and one witness. residences would be fined $50 to the students in these situations Walter Gage Towers, a three were soon banging pot lids and The ruckus continued for over and evicted. At least one student having to prove their own in- building complex with 1400 unraveling toilet paper streamers. one hour. has already been thrown out, ac- nocence." •■■■■■■■■■■E■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ cording to Oliver, and two other "I doubt if [Housing] would ■ evictions are pending. evict a [whole apartment] if it it," ■ "Three years ago the situation came down to said the stu- ■ dent. Resource Centre Coordinator Wanted was really bad, with people throwing stuff out the windows In 1974 an entire apartment ■ For a six month contract position all the time, so we brought in the was evicted after guests at their WPIRG is a non-profit student funded organization which focuses on environmental automatic eviction policy, be- party threw beer bottles out the ■ and social justice issues through research and education. ■ cause it was just a matter of time window. Duties include genera) maintenance and upkeep of the resource centre, indexing before got badly in- resource materials on computer, monthly production of a four page community calendar, someone reception. applicant jured," said Oliver. ■ volunteer coordination , office maintenance and The should be ■ comfortable with computers and be willing to develop and implement computer ~ Pressure from exams can WE NEED programs such as Ask Sam, have experience with resource centres, coordinating people Hand set off the most rational ■and tasks, working habits, ability to work and communicate well with other ■ organized students at any university people and knowledge of social justice and environmental issues. WRITERS! Salary of 9.38 per hour plus benfits for a 32 hour work Posters are offering $50 Thursday at 4:00 week. ■ rewards for information on viola- ■ Send a resume, 3 references and a statement of the importance of Public Interest ■ tions. or Sunday at 5:30 Research (one page maximum) to: In some cases administrators WPIRG, University of Waterloo, Ontario N2I 3GI were able to pin down the apart- at the Cord office ment, not stu- Applications close January 20, 1989 but the individual 2 H dents responsible. The six apart- February 6, 1989 Take a chance... Start date J ment tenants were then given an ultimatum to turn in the guilty You might like it. ■»■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ student or face eviction of the The Cord Weekly 8 Thursday, January 19,1989 neuis Action on gender bias is overdue Analysis WLU when "keeping up with the vironment at WLU. And, yes, it is beauty of English goes. It seems By Bryan C. Leblanc Jones'" is the only reason deep true that these programmes would unnatural to say "chairperson" problems in our society are ad- cost money, but can we honestly rather than "chairman". However, 4S-V-* iStM* / dressed. a ■ / ■ Gender issues are something put a price on equality? these words reinforce traditional that most of us do not think about As an institution of higher Teaching and research as- gender roles and that is wrong. very often...if ever. Especially on learning, we should be attempting sistants are not unionized here. We must make an effort to reduce this campus. The Council of to eradicate all notions of sexism There are pros and cons to the the use of male-dominated lan- Ontario Universities released a and gender bias from our daily union issue, none of which will guage and imagery across the 'IS, report in December outlining the be addressed here. It would go campus, in the way we speak, and names status of women at Ontario Uni- Watching how we deal far, however, to reduce the Ad- in the we give to things. It versities, and while the results are ministration's risk of unionization is difficult to monitor the use of with the opposite sex will SKI encouraging, it also serves to if TA's and RA's were given full gender-neutral language in the show just how far we still have to begin to make a difference maternity leave. Strange how an classroom, but in publications JACKSON HOLE! go. "enlightened" administration and documents and titles it is rel- In atively • Stay in the heart of Jackson terms of non-academic lives. We should be watching should be presented with an eco- easy. staff, many schools have initiated how we deal with members of the nomic argument for justice. One aspect of gender equality • 5 day lift ticket pay equity programmes. Some opposite sex and really thinking For female professors, there which has been spoken of before • Transfers to and from air- have even begun to redress the about our actions. As a university must be greater flexibility in the and politely ignored is daycare. port/ slopes gender imbalance in top adminis- community, it is our duty to timing of teaching decisions. That How the administration can con- professorships tinue to ignore this fundamental • Services of a SporTours' Rep. trative positions, society to use our education in an is to say that maternity leave, and in departments where women to extricate our society adoption and parental leave necessity to the liberation of • Beginning Feb. 11/89 attempt have been traditionally under- from the quagmire of pervasive policies must be improved. Ac- everyone from gender bigotry and Priced From Double -$859 represented. sexism we find ourselves in. cording to the COU report, the traditional gender roles is beyond Triple- $789 We at Laurier have none of There are ways we can start to University of Ottawa has a pro- comprehension. We tie women to these things, or at least none on the home to care for the next Quad- $759 make a difference. As a progres- gramme that allows up to two gen- par with the rest of the province. sive institution, our University years of unpaid leave with, and eration and remove, to a great ex- Plus hotel taxes & charges service It seems that our notorious con- should institute positive measures here is the important part, post- tent, a woman's ability to contrib- servatism (note the small "c") is to remove impediments to the ad- ute to this one. This is not only MIJI ffTOfMiMll truly pervasive. Only now, post vancement of women in our unfair, it is almost criminal. facto to the COU report, are we milieu. Language reinforces tradi- We obviously have a long even trying to get some sort of A programme to re-train tional gender roles way to go in this endeavour. sexual harassment guidelines for women for non-traditional jobs However, we must all come to the campus. Maybe we will even would be a first step towards the ponement of tenure deadline and the realization that the develop- get a grievance committee to ad- removal of gender distinction reduced workload without loss of ment of an educational and work- dress problems of this nature. among job classes. This would be pension entitlement. The U of O ing environment free of gender Maybe our poor showing in rela- complimented very well by a sys- is funded by the same govern- bias should be the objective, not tion to the rest of the province tem of pay equity. A complete ment as we are: if they can do it, just of women, but of the entire shamed someone into action. If analysis of all job classifications so can we. university community. this is the case, then it is a sad should be undertaken to introduce Gender neutral language is excerpts from "Briefing Notes" No. 36, tale for the powers that be at the concept into the working en- often ugly, as far as the essential December, 1988.

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The President: the Team!! Officially, the President is Join legally responsible for WLUSP, and ensures the financial and physical resources are available for the Corporation. Put another Ad Production Manager: Business Department: in charge of way, you are making Scott Vandenberg sure things run smoothly. If you Student Publications' ac- have good people and organiza- counting and financial business is tional skills, enthusiasm and com- As Ad Production Manager design, paste-up and by three people and a mon sense, you are more than you layout, handled to computerized accounting qualified. The job takes about 25 organize advertisements help new The look professional The Business Manager: out of your week, but the make Cord system. hours duties in- advantages outweigh any draw- enough to entice new advertisers Accounts Receivable's regular invoicing recording backs. These include: and maintain accounts. clude and cash receipts. An important and $250/month, an office bigger than Paul Dawson challenging aspect of this position the WLUSU President's, use of a Do all these activities and Tony Karg involves contacting and collect- fancy computer system, a spot on gain experience with Desk-Top Systems Technician: ing outstanding accounts. the WLUSU Executive (OMB), a Publishing and meet an array of friendly Cord staff members great resume padding tool, the The job of Computer Systems The Business Manager: Ac- to with fifty great & whom you rely on and are relied chance work University Typesetting Trans- Tech. mainly involves the counts Payable approves pur- at best upon to meet deadlines. people Student Pubs and parencies (U.T.& T.) maintenance of the Student Publi- chases, provides updates on ex- of all, a tab at Wilf s. If none of cations computer system, which penditures and maintains an ac- appeal to prob- Learning these skills with these you, you are U.T.& T. has undergone sig- all consists of six PC's, networked curate record of all financial a of ably brain dead and would make nificant expansion over the past commitment 12-15 hours a together using Network .05. It's a transactions. week earn you $500. a poor WLUSP President. year. We do more than just will great opportunity for someone in resumes or posters; we are computing to get that extra edge designers of all printed work. over others in the job market be- That includes newsletters, like the cause of the experience gained in Bricker Street News or the Stu- running a computer system. dent Senate Caucus Newsletter, The job flyers for the Entrepreneur Club, pays a $400 membership cards for the Water- honouraria, which isn't much, but buffaloes and even the menu for as a Student Publications volunteer Phil's Grandson'sPlace. you would be able to attend the many volunteer func- tions. (Free or subsidized We pride ourselves in provid- Booze!!) ing training and hands-on experi- ence in Desktop Publishing, crea- Dave Wilmering tive design and layout, and a host Photo Department: Chris Starkey of other software packages. Every The Treasurer supervises the job is different, each with a new Business Managers and, in coor- series of challenges that have to dination with the BOD, negotia- be overcome. tes the operations and capital ex- Board of Directors, Student Bill Rockwood penditures budget with WLUSU. The Treasurer also provides the Publications: U.T.& is a fun place to T. Board with monthly financial up- work. You may work alone on a Advertising Manager: dates and helps maintain We are somewhat like the Ca- project, part of a team but you are budgetary adherence. nadian House of Commons and that shares your attitude and The Ad Manager position is Senate rolled into one. During enthusiasm. Besides at $6-8 dol- one of the most time consuming this past year of being involved, lars an hour, the money isn't bad up here at Student Publications, we have gained an understanding and the work hours are pretty liie job begins in May and Keystone Yearbook: of the workings of Student Publi- flexible. We critique each other's runs through the summer and the dura- cations, and a bit about the work in order to improve and per- tion of the school year. Editor dinosaur down the hall we call fect each job we do. It sounds "uncle". We are in the position to scary but you will find that you Production Manager help things run smoothly, and if welcome the favourable and not In the summer months, the Ad Special Events Editor any problems or questions come so favourable comments of your Manager sells advertising space up from one of the young co-workers. They make you a for the Wall Calendar, the Sports Editor energetic at Vicki Williams newcomers WLUSP better designer. WLUer, and the Student Direc- we are there to answer themt We tory. Come September, The Cord Orientation Editor also update By-laws when ever weekly and the This person is the photo de- If you like challenges, are starts publishing Sales Manager necessary, or come up with new gets quite busy. partment head, and works with to spend time learning Ad Department ones. willing the Graphic Arts Technician, the some useful and employable Keystone and Cord Photo The following positions are also to let your Contacting advertisers, selling One of the most important re- skills, and want Techinicans, as well as the open within the Photo Depart- U.T.& space and overseeing the quirements of the Board is to creativity fly then consider them ad volunteer photographers. ment: production of the ads are just keep an eye on the President and T. some of the many aspects of this the WLUSP budget, which has Basically, the Photo Manager Cord Photo Technician job. makes events are covered, not been too hard this year. Also if you are an organiza- sure Graphic Arts Technician tional and financial wiz, who the equipment is working and Keystone Yearbook Photo Tech- If you have any questions feel loves long hours and is willing to The Ad Manager should ex- available, and that the books are nician free to ask Doug, Kirk, Gail, stay here over the summer, we pect to work between 20 and 30 in order. Darkroom and Graphics Riyaz, William, or one of the are looking for a Manager. I grad- hours a week during the school knowledge are an asset. Presidents, Starkey or Bird. uate in a couple of months. months. Honouraria: $200 The Cord Weekly 10Thursday, January 19,1989 Come on up and apply

Editor-in-Chief: The News Editor is, more or You'll also deliver papers, do fun, but only if you're willing to cousin. It would be like going off less, responsible for the weekly production work, take pictures, spend about 25-30 hours per for a ski weekend and coming news section in The Cord. This answer phone calls from people week to do it right. After a while, back without a tan. function is accomplished in close who want train schedule informa- the time just flies, and it doesn't My hard-won conjunction with an indispensable tion, work on editorials, com- seem nearly that long. anemic look individual known as an Associate ments and stories for other sec- comes from running the Scene section of the News Editor. tions, stay up until 5 a.m. some paper you hold be- fore job The job itself involves the Wednesday mornings, get your you. The entails the fun and frolic of covering—and coordination of coverage of local own Exacto knife, correct other en- listing other writers to events and stories, the assignation people's grammar and spelling, cover—the entertainment at Laurier of photo coverage, editing miss up to 100 per cent of your and in the area as well as (whatever that is) stories, keeping classes some weeks, and gener- K/W keeping an eye on national the Ass. News Ed in line, losing ally have a hell of a time. You'll and interna- one's mind due to lack of sleep, also be "in training" for the News tional trends. I get to oversee that coverage, edit it and finally wandering aimlessly in strange Editor position, and thus be on do Cori Ferguson layout very patient pro- places talking to strange people the threshold of great power and with our duction manager. The position Although some people won't and almost any thing else you can its attendant great responsibility. agree, the position of Editor-in- think of. It also involves churning also involves recruiting writers In other words, don't miss this and ensuring they can gain access Chief may very well be the most out copy, doing the layout of the great opportunity to become a to clubs, etc...so they can cover a important one within Student section, picking photos and Olsen, hybrid of Jimmy Pierre given event. Publications. Because the EIC is graphics and generally doing Berton and a delivery truck. As a member of the Editorial a full-time staff member they are everything that comes up (every- You'll never forgive yourself if Board, the Scene Editor partici- required to act as a resource per- thing, that is, except the stuff you you do. son for everyone employed up tend to dump on the Ass. News pates in the selection and writing here. Ed). Sports Editor: of the weekly editorial that in- The job of EIC really is two- The time commitment is quite furiates handfuls of readers each fold. From May to September the severe, ranging from 35-45 hours Neville Blair week. EIC spends his/her time compil- a week. This may seem like a lot, If you have a some time on ing information, writing, editing, but it usually flies by, leaving you Perusing the faces of the your hands next year and are and sweating to produce the Wall wishing we had 35 hour days. people on this page, you've prob- looking for an educational and Calender, the Student Telephone News is a very interesting ably noticed a certain similarity refreshing experience, this handy, Directory, and the WLUer stu- field. One has the power (rela- in the 'look' of many of these dandy position could be yours. dent handbook and daily planner. tively) to shape people's opinions people. Bad skin conditions aside, The job promises weekly chal- Beginning in September, and on various issues through creative these folks all display that lenges, some long hours and a carrying through until April, the story selection, the availability of hungry, sleepless look that all definite sense of satisfaction EIC sacrifices any semblance of a almost unlimited space in the journalists work so hard at when the paper comes out each personal life to take the reins of paper for comment and analysis cultivating. God knows all the Thursday. So...when planning The Cord Weekly. and editorial writing. The posi- hard work that's poured into The your extra-curricular activities for Responsibilities include supervis- tion affords you information Cord Weekly wouldn't be worth next year, consider your univer- ing both the coverage and weekly others probably do not have and dick if we couldn't come away sity newspaper: The few, the production of the paper, dealing gives you the responsibility for looking like Bela Lagosi's second proud, The Cord. with staff, volunteers, and acting disseminating it. Holding this as a Cord liaison with the Board position has arguably been one of of Directors. the most rewarding experiences Both aspects of the job re- of my (short) life, and one which quire knowledge of journalism, I would encourage anyone in pur- Brad Lyon Come One, Come All design and production, diplo- suing. You will go mad because macy, time management, and you have no writers and about 15 There are two places where chemical substances. events or stories to cover, you people look first when they pick Join the WLUSP Team Not only will this position will become an insomniac every up a newspaper—the comics and look great on a resume, you will Tuesday for the rest of your life. the sports. We don't have many gain a wealth of practical knowl- But most of all, you will enjoy comics, so sports is it. edge that, along with your degree, yourself. In my own humble opinion, to may get you a job at The Cord the sports section is the most im- and you can experience graveyard - the CBC. Associate News Editor: portant part of a newspaper. Be- As no sane person could pos- tween keeping the fans at Laurier sibly survive more than one year informed of how their favourite in this position, I wish the next teams are doing, testing their the thrill student EIC all the luck in the world. knowledge with tough quizzes, of They'll need it and entertaining them with fea- If you've ever thought you tures, sports has a little bit of have experienced pure, un- everything. photography, adulterated hell before, run for That is where the Sports journalism, the position of Editor-in-Chief. Editor comes in. He/she decides You'll get to see how bad things what gets covered, who gets fea- can really get. tured, what stories get cut when there are too many, which teams production. News Editor: and players get their smiling faces in print, what story goes where in the section each week, Gain valuable what the headlines will be, and above all, who his/her reporters managerial skills will be to bring him all of this in- formation. Sounds easy enough, Jonathan Stover • huh? and so much more The Associate News Editor Well, it is (usually), and it had (or "Ass. News Ed., a short form better be because the pay sure which us Ass. Eds. don't use too doesn't make it worth your while. often) works with the News That begs the question of why more Editor to get the news section would I want to be sports editor? For information contact out—which involves anything Well if someone doesn't, I'll have from helping with the layout of to again, and no one wants to be put Besides, it looks the section to working with through that. the people in thisfeature writers to writing headlines, cut- good on a resume, and you get to lines and (last but not least, at hobknob with the athletic elite at least in sheer verbiage) stories. WLU. in WLUSP begging the Bryan C. Leblanc And, indeed, you will do a lot of So, I'm and pleading offices. that. for someone to take my job. It is The Cord Weekly 11Thursday, January 19,1989 for choice positions!!

some sort of production back- Copy Editors: As a copy editor, one is must the Circ. & File Manager ground, and more importantly, if responsible for ensuring that all have the papers distributed you are patient and are capable of sections of the newpaper are free around the university, he/she motivating people to finish the of errors before being sent to the must also send copies out in the paper amidst laughter rather than printer. This entails reviewing mail to all of our subscribers frustration, then this is the job for each article on the computer for around the world, and that's not you. Lastly, if you're not worried grammatical, typographical, and ah...The Cord is a subscriber to about when you graduate, need spelling errors, as well as editing many prestigious papers, and as the mere $500 honorarium for the revised and corrected copy on Circ. & File Manager, I get them kicks, and have plenty of spare flats once they have been delivered to me. After being the time, come out and apply for this designed. The bulk of this work is first one to read them I then file position. It doesn't matter what done on production night, Tues- them in The Cord office for all you wear, it's what inside that day. In addition, one is expected who are interested in reading counts. to report to the office on Tuesday them. afternoons to edit any articles that If you are planning on getting Production Assistants: have been completed by that involved with Student Publica- time. In all, one will work ap- tions next year, but are going to E.A. Sajnovic proximately seven to eight long, be pressed for time, I highly but fun hours on any given Tues- recommend Circulation & Filing day, depending upon the size of Manager. It's a lot of fun in a Features Editor: Keri Downs the paper that week. Payment for little time! the year is $300. As Features Editor for The Classified Co-ordinator: Cord, you would be responsible Circulation & Filing Manager: for the recruitment of writers, the John Doherty writing and/or editing of features, Mark Hand layout, design and paste-up, se- lection of photos and graphics, This job is probably one of and headline writing for the fea- the easiest, but most rewarding There is one member of The tures in every week's paper. jobs at Student Publications. It re- Cord staff who has a page all to If this sound like the creative quires only a few quality hours a himself, few hours of work each type of work that you would en- week, and is a very important and week, and gets paid $200 for the joy doing, and you are a person essential to the newspaper, as it year—Classified Co-ordinator. In who is interested in issues which entails circulating the finished about ten hours, the Classified concern the students of this uni- Sandy Buchanan product to all of these people who section can be typed up and laid versity, as well as issues concern- it was written for. Yes, that's out ready for printing, and still ing the province, and the nation, right!!! leave time to have fun and look then you are the person to fill my important around the offices. Al- shoes here at The Cord. Part of this job is to make sure though it only works out to less The job requires upwards of that every Thursday, all of The than $4 an hour, it doesn't seem 30 hours per week and an Cord's are distributed to the loca- like work, it's more of a honorarium of $500 per year. Al- tions where people are most like- privilege. The Cord, there's no Shannon though the money is not that McDwain ly to find and take them. Not only life like it. good, the work experience and knowledge that you could gain through this job is imnmeasure- able. If you have any questions, please contact me in the offices. Come out and join the Student \ Publications Team. I 1 ' Production Manager: Bill Casey

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Kat Rios The Production Manager must commit at least 30 hours a week rjThe deadline for the aformentioned positions are as follows: Jjj to the job. In this position, your Sarah Welstead responsibility to not only partici- of Student Publications and six Directors of the WLUSP Board—January 20th at 4:3opmCJj pate, but make sure the produc- production assistant is tion cycle runs smoothly. Tasks Being a —February 3rd at 4:3opm cj include laying out the various a great way to get initiated into a fsEditor-in-Chief have sections along with the section future at The Cord. All you rj Editor, Keystone Yearbook', UT&T Manager; Photo Manager; Advertising Manager; Treasurer and*f) editors, laying out all ads, setting to do is spend a lot of time Tues- Systems Technician—February 10that 4:3opm deadlines and attempting ad- day nights following the Produc- Jv rJJ herence to these deadlines. The tion Manager's instructions for nThe Editorial Board: easiest and best part of the job is layout—this for $300 a year. In WNews Editor; Associate News Editor; Sports Editor; Entertainment Editor; Features Editor; Pro-Cj you get to supervise a great group between pasting up stories and Manager—February 17th at 4:30 wj of production assistants and pictures you can talk to all the who volunteers who do the paper's creatively brilliant people pFor further information, do not hesitate to contact us at Student Publications. Come on up to theuj paste-up. are in and out of The Cord of- K2nd floor of the SUB, or call us at 884-2990. £f| If this sounds the least bit in- fices, and learn what this school teresting to you and you have is all about. Please apply! The Cord Weekly 12Thursday, January 19,1989

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Victims of underspending Oh, where has all the money gone? University operating expenses have increased steadily since the latter part of the 1970'5.Provincial allocations towards covering these expenses have gone down. Guess who gets caught paying the rest? You guessed it Us, the lowly students of this fair province of Ontario. The same students who have suffered through tui- tion increases in the past decade that have exceeded the infla- tion rate, and that have made eating properly a luxury for most students. Let's look at some trends. With the exception of 1981 and 1983, tuition increases have met or exceeded the inflation rate. Government grants to universities have fallen 16% behind the rate established in 1978. Compared to the United States, ac- cording to data from the Council of Ontario Universities, Ontario provides 35% ($2450) less per student to its univer- sities than state legislatures grantto their institutions of higher learning. Between 1982 and 1987, American appropriations grew by 35%, a monumental amount compared to what has been going on in Ontario. Tuition rates in Ontario, consequently, are bound to go up. What does this mean for the average student at an institution such as Laurier? How about twenty years of paying back OSAP debts? Living in a cardboard box for the first fifteen years of your professional life? Eating out of garbage cans and fighting dogs (that, incidentally, are better fed than we were during our school career) for scraps behind the local Chinese restaurants? Contemplating ways of innovatively commandeer- ing your inheritance before your parents are pushing up the daisies? Here at Laurier there is, every year, $310,000 available in The tiresome armies of the night the Academic Development Programme which is to go to scholarships, research, teaching renewal and the like. This al- For we are here as on a darkling plain location of funds is a step in the right direction. However, this Swept with confused alarms of struggle and step seems to have lurched to a stop halfway through. flight, The Programme is currently in its third year. In the first two Where ignorant armies clash by night. COMMENT years, under 20% of the money allocated was actually spent. BY Matthew Arnold, year, spent. JONATHAN STOVER Last only $158,000 of the available cash was "Dover Beach" You would get the idea that our academic facilities were not underfunded, wouldn't you? Or maybe we are not in need of For anyone who admires those who can argue about eight zillion responses to this heart-warming "academic development"? passionately, literately and intelligently, regardless piece of drivel. While it is true that unexpended cash gets dumped back into of the message, one has to be a bit dismayed at Pope John Paul II (or "J2P2" as he is known to the principal account to make more interest, one has to wonder those who speak out for their faiths (or lacks there- all his best pals) is well-known for his lovably what the point of more money is if we can't even see to spend- of) today. Once upon a time there were writers and tasteless habit of going into places like Mexico City ing what we have given to us now. thinkers with names like Saint Thomas Aquinas, — where a few million people live in abject poverty, Perhaps the cash could be used to get WLU some real John Milton, C.S. Lewis and Paul Tillich. where mothers try to sell their children to tourists Once upon a time there was a Santa Claus too. passing by on their way to the beach, where wives science labs and equipment? Or daycare facilities? Or pe- some We've seen too many goofballs like Pat Robert- sometimes castrate their sleeping husbands to es- riodicals in the Library? Or a real Library that actually has son, Jim Bakker and Jimmy Swaggart, and too cape the horror of another pregnancy and its books and resources which are topical? Or a handicapped ac- damned few Jesse Jacksons. During the summer resultant hopeless child — and speaking out against cessible campus? Or action on gender issues in hirings and past, we had the world-wide shenanigans of The birth control of any kind. Congratulations, J2P2, for promotions? Or real wages for teaching staff so they don't Last Temptation ofChrist protesters. consigning hundreds of thousands of devout Catho- leave for jobs at better paying Ontario institutions? Or anything? And right now, back again like a recurrent case lics each year to have children who will die This is not to say that the Administration et al. does not care of a particularly virulent strain of venereal disease, wretchedly and painfully, possibly no more than a few hours after birth. You joker, about the quality of our education. Such a statement would be we have the "pro-life" protesters. What a wonderful crazy you. Or for all those fundamentalist pro-lifers, rash and patently false. What it does say, however, is that they testament to the late 20th century's intellectual su- ardent periority to other days and other times. we might ask them why their faiths so often stand have perhaps lost the ability to control the situation. Perhaps Scenes from television broadcasts: A bunch of four-square for these bits of biological matter, but they are so entrenched in the system that they do not see the in- fruitcakes stacked up in front of the Morgentaler shrink so violently away from homosexuality, which surrounds them. creasing loss in educational quality clinic and in front of abortion clinics across North premarital sex, the works of writers like Margaret Students are not without blame in this equation. If we stood America, doing an exciting fully-Clothed parody of Laurence and Margaret Atwood, drinking, and, God up and got mad at the lot we have been given, instead of sitting a pagan orgy. Sign-wielding yahoos harassing a knows in some cases, dancing. And why, pray tell, on our hands for four years thinking "Hey, it's not my prob- young woman coming out of a clinic, maybe shov- do so many of these pro-lifers believe so strongly in lem... I'm outa here in two years..." then maybe we could get ing her a bit (or a lot, depending On your perspec- harsh corporeal punishment at home, and capital somewhere. tive), maybe gracing her with a few choice Chris- punishment within the government? Clearly, we have a lot of work to do. A first step would be tian epithets like "baby murderer" or "whore" or (Digressing a bit, I know one "pro-lifer" who the recognition of that fact. "adulteress." has argued that the governments of the Western My personal favourite among pro-life activities world should execute an imprisoned terrorist every are the occasional bombings of abortion clinics. time a hostage or an innocent is killed due to ter- Editorial opinions are approved by The Cord Weekly on behalf of Cord staff and are independent ofthe University, the Students' Union and the Student Publications Board Apparently once you're born, some pro-lifers don't rorist activities. There is a perverse Old Testament of Directors. give a damn about life and limb. How very Chris- logic to this, but one would have to ask what the tian of them. point of fighting terrorism is if you're going to act EDITORIAL BOARD But, then, blobs of protoplasm are much easier as nastily as the "bad guys" you're fighting.) to tolerate than thinking human beings who happen For the rest of them, these protesters doing im- Cori Ferguson, Editor-in-Chief Bryan C. Leblanc, News Editor Jonathan Stover, Associate News Editor Brad Lyon, Sports Editor to have opinions and lifestyles contrary to your itations of cordwood, these zealots criminally Neville Blair, Scene Editor Kat Rios, Production Manager own. harassing women: might we take a look at improv- E.A. Sajnovic, Features Editor One outstanding pro-lifer anecdote (I won't dig- ing living conditions for the already-bom instead, nify it by calling it an argument) goes on and on for the homeless in Waterloo and the starving in Weekly is published during the fall and winter academic terms. Offices are The Cord these parents who are impoverished, have Africa, for all the ones who've fallen between the located on the second floor of the Sutdent Union Building, at Wilfrid Laurier Univer- about sity, 75 University Ave. W., Waterloo (519) 884-2990. The Cord Weekly is a member syphilis, etc. etc., and asks the questionee whether cracks, for a little while instead? I guess the womb of Canadian University Press and the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. the two should consider abortion. If youranswer is gives some sanctity to life which the passage into Copyright 1989, WLU Student Publications. No part of The Cord Weekly may be a "yes," the anecdote ends with "Congratulations! this world removes. ofthe Editor-in-Chief. reproduced without the permission You've just murdered Beethoven!" I can think of I guess that must be it. The Cord Weekly 13Thursday, January 19,1989

versity to read The Cord, thus December, I had decided to enroll LETTERS staying TO in touch with the stu- in some courses at Laurier. I ap- dents' views. If he could take the proached the chairman of the de- THE EDITOR time to read the editorial, I'm partment concerned, asking for sure that many people would ap- further details regarding content preciate hearing his views, and scheduling. His reply basical- Question whatever they may be. ly was "where are you going...l Flags represent mean career wise with these Sincerely, courses?" After explaining to him uncaring admin Cathy Merriman that I was not pursuing them for career reasons, but rather for in- of the Week Editor, The Cord: Since the completion of con- Students thanked terest, he advised that I obtain struction of the Aird Centre I academic and career counselling. have noticed that the three flags for food donations I will refrain from mentioning the have been moved from the hill in Editor, The Cord: chairman's name because I What event would you like to see in Winter Carnival? front of the old Arts and Science respect him (just not his com- By Liza Sardi building. The Canadian, Ontario On behalf of the poverty group, ments that day), and believe he and WLU flags now grace the Mothers and Others Making was genuinely concerned and front entrance of the stylish Change, I would like to thank all trying to be helpful. cinderblock monster. I have also of those who so generously noticed that the flags are no donated food to the food drive The fact that even the upper longer taken down each evening held before Christmas. The food administration of this institution Nude Twister as they were before. During the was taken to Queen's Park where feel courses should be pursued to past week two, Canadian placed steps of or the it was on the the enhance job prospects says some- Swellen Hopkins flag has gotten caught of legislature as a to in one "monument the thing about the current state of Dish Shape the other flagpoles and is now a widespread hunger in this pro- post-secondary education. I had 2nd yr. hons. torn and dirty mess. vince". The group, along with thought that the idea of a univer- E.D.T. I don't consider myself to be other groups from across Ontario sity was not to train people to fill an avid worshiper of symbols who are all members of the vacancies in the work force, but such as national flags, yet it dis- March Against Poverty Com- rather to allow students to pursue turbs me that no-one in mittee, wished to make the point fields of interest and thereby edu- Maintenance or Administration that the answer to poverty lies not cate themselves. I am not naive has noticed and remedied the in handouts of food but in access enough to think that this is the situation. As I write this (13 Jan.) to decent paying jobs or a living sole purpose, and realize some it is well over a week since I income for the poor. Although people wish to utilize their time noticed the shredded flag. For an none of these problems were obtaining a marketable piece of institution like ours, this really is solved, the demonstration was paper, fair enough - their deci- a disgrace. deemed a success by all involved. sion. I just think that funding and Horse Racing A second disturbing matter The donated food was space should also be provided for has come to my attention regard- returned to the K.W. area where it those who wish to study for other Mike the Sleuth ing your editorial of 5 Jan., which was distributed to needy families reasons, and in other disciplines. Jordy the Greek discussed the problems of over- before Christmas. With the increased funding allo- 3rd yr. Hons. Gambling crowding at WLU. This was one Thank you again to all who cated for business related of The Cord's better editorial ef- participated. Your assistance was faculties and the cuts made to the forts, raising very important ques- greatly appreciated by all of those liberal arts in recent years, we are tions of concern to everyone as- involved. headed toward a society in which sociated with Laurier. The final the "educated" are actually the lines were a direct challenge to Sincerely, well-trained, a society in which Dr. Weir to reply, asking him if Susan Morrison powerful people such as Dr. Weir he cared. I was truly surprised by and Dr. Wright allow our univer- the absence of his reply from the To be educated is sities to become training grounds, Cord of 12 Jan. Is that an answer financed and greatly influenced More events devoted to in- to the question of whether Dr. by corporate to be well-trained? interests. decency, verbal and cares? is humiliation Weir Perhaps he too public fornication busy with the important business Editor, The Cord: Michael Hunt (key word...) running Upon returning to Waterloo in year of the uni- 4th Unclassified Paul PhiUipson BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed Communications

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My, my, my Delilah Who's the butcher that you harbour? Take the rich man to the cleaners And the strong man to the barber. The Scene - Elvis Costello 'Chorus' greeted with much approval

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- ■g® myp inea , u "A Chorus of actors and sense of DisappruvoittSpproval" brought f efront m a of /nff"*5SSK- "** Dafydd's cast is comprised of -within-a-play, but to the play of lntef individuals from all walks of life; i drama mr, est in which it is a part (catch my mean- rarelv 8 beyond career o there are corporate business aspires towards a ing?). ItancSir stage He .. sharks, lewd and lascivious In actual fact the play has punkers, pipe-smoking grand-1 Respite this ear- little to confuse an audience in th* member fathers, and other such unlikely h, s of terms of theme or content. Many ° S'^-PPcarineauady characters. One thing has drawn reason or another, events prevent Pr Ven of the characters who appear are tZtinn0n Is - them from completing the pro- lost one not yet a *"&*, t^ey« them all together, however the symbolic in some way or other of S magic of the stage. ject. It is not until the per- those in our own society who & They gather a performance formance nears its end that they Bravo Stage "' for misconstrue theatre to fit their are able to stage the play, and and Lesu/o-DeW BravoB cast of John Gay's "The Beggar's own By the end of the crew! only then by ensuring that Guy purposes. # director given to Opera" yet find that, for one - occupies the lead role. Styled foeatticaf • • * ■ m •• fits of Much of the performance oc- ' curs amidst a clutter of in- complete back-drops and lighting cables. It is from this setting of apparent confusion, however, that "The Beggar's Opera" material- izes and provides a successful conclusion to not only this play Elvis alive and well in Waterloo By Jonathan Stover something other than "pot-crazed versity of Waterloo Reporter Holly, Jimmy Hoffa, John Len- live.' Man, truer words have freaks", as one Waterloo whose car (body inside) had been non, Glenn Miller and Amelia never been spoken." With that, he The elderly German gentle- homeowner had once so elo- found burning in the middle of Earhart: what the hell were they got up and headed upstairs. man, his excellent English retain- quently turned a phrase. University Ave., riddled with bul- doing alive and well and recum- Presley had found work in a ing but a guttural echo of his "Mister Stover," he said as he lets that could have only come bent in Waterloo? local auto-repair shop. Lennon Teutonic heritage, greeted me at ushered me into a brightly-lit from above, and managed only a Elvis, with a blond afro right wasn't doing bad either. The fake< out of the door of the Waterloo boarding living-room, "remember our weak smile. The stench of sauerk- the 1970s and a thick black French Canadian accent he had house. His firm handshake and 'Gentlemen's Agreement.' A raut and sausages engulfed me moustache right off a Mexican adopted while skipping out on penetrating gaze belied his 90+ story and names, this is fine, but like a burial shroud, and for a mo- bandit from a cheap Western, had Yoko Ono in 1970 ("It was all a an answer for that. "Why not?" -- years. We had spoken on the no address. Print an address, and ment I considered fleeing from he big fucking joke look, you phone a few days before, but the we shall be mightily displeased!" this place, into the clean brewery- asked, chewing on his ragged don't think I didn't know she was phone could not convey the im- Several people sat on couches scented air outside. moustache as he did so. He pro- the ugliest broad in the world?") age of this imposingly-stiff- and leisure-worn Laz-Zee-Boy However, the call of journal- ceeded to fill me in on the years had overrun the familiar Liver- since he had fled Graceland backed fellow. recliners watching Judge Wopner ism is a siren's call, no matter in pudlian strains. Short-cropped But, then, I expected nothing do his stuff. what the risks. The tip had been 1969, having hired an Elvis im- hair, contact lenses and a goatee less from Manfred von The Baron laughed heartily at right, and I silently thanked that personator to take over his life. "I (not to mention a really cheesy Richtenofen, once a Red Baron, his little warning, a booming anonymous caller as I sat down in saw the way it was going," he plaid suit) completed the disguise now just another Waterloo land- laugh from such a spindly frame, the stiff-backed wooden chair von said matter-of-factly, "and knew become reality. lord of Germanic descent. How- and his joviality was echoed by Richenofen offered to me. My it was time to call it a career. Assistant bank manager at a ever, his rental complex housed the others. I thought of the Uni- other hosts? Elvis Presley, Buddy 'Elvis: too young to die, too fat to continued on pg. 16... The Cord Weekly 16Thursday, January 19,1989

continued from pg. 15... shirt attested to. Surprisingly passing, with a curt wave. Like a frank, he spoke of the fateful meteor flashing briefly across the Kitchener firm, his musical days plane ride that took Richie Valens sky, I was out of my place here. YOUR Big to The stars, as someone were behind him. He noted that and the Bopper their once he had felt "sort of put out, dooms. wrote, look down, when at all. actor playing y'know" when the Von Richtenhofen ac- met dynamite I him his fate on that Decem- "Six sticks of and companied me to the door. The ber 1980 night, but "better him went out the door with a time was up, but I had another ON than me, eh?" At the mention of parachute a couple of seconds be- question to SEATS ask, and to hell with Albert Goldman, he laughed. fore they went off. I was tired of the Fokker. "Shit, it was all true up to 1969, it all, and hey - the Bopper was "Why this place? How?" who'll ever believe him?" never better than third-rate, and # The but baron smiled, and realized Still chuckling, he returned to his Valens...well, what's another I that only my Germanic Laurentide. dead kid-star? Tell me that." name granted me this last indulgence. I tried to strike up a conversa- Miller and Earhart sat gazing "It is always best to get out tion with Hoffa, but it was in blankly at the television screen, while the getting is good," he vain. The union leader grunted at smiles etched on their faces. The AirCamada me a couple of times ~ my God, Baron had informed me earlier of said, opening the door, "and who he looks like Archie Bunker now! their marriage in 1953. in the world, mein freund, would — but Wheel of Fortune held him Alzheimer's Disease had claimed ever think to look in Waterloo? fast. their mental faculties, but the Not even Roy Brown, I think." I Baron never reneged on a con- stepped out onto the porch and he Canadian Buddy Holly was a lot more tract. They would sit here, safe shut the door. From behind it, I amenable. He'd obviously been and anonymous, until the end. I heard the sound of bolts being pumping iron, as his 250-pound bade farewell to the assembled, drawn and chains being fastened. 4Wardair bulk and his "Gold's Gym" T- but only Holly acknowledged my I had to admit, he had a point. Canada

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THE PERFECT CANADIAN. Each bottle gets one step closer to perfection. See if you can put them in the correct sequence. The Cord Weekly 19Thursday, January 19,1989 Replicas strong folk-rock offering was the band's cover of Petula Clark's By Dave Lackie "Downtown". Definitely hip! It kept us on our seat anticipating what would be next: "Lola"? "Purple Replicas to be spending The Plastercene seem a People Eater"? "Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot lot of time these days in the K-W area. After play- Bikini"? No such luck. The band finished the fifty- ing last Wednesday night at Phil's Grandson's minute set and made way for the Replicas. Place, Toronto's newest music sensations took to Formed in 1983, the Plasterscene Replicas are a the stage Friday night at The Bombshelter. three-part singing/songwriting core of guitarists Some concern was raised as to whether the band consisting of Charlie Salmon and Steve Stewart, had enough of an audience in the area to survive and bassist Brenden Cavin. Like the Grapes of two gigs in three nights, but with approximately 75 Wrath and R.E.M., the Plasterscene Replicas rely people lined up before the doors opened, and the on the basic '60s folk-rock arrangement of guitar, club selling out before 9:30 p.m., these concerns bass and drums to define their sound. Their were soundly put to rest strengths include punchy rhythms and vocals with Opening for the Replicas was another Toronto three and four-part harmonies. based band, Heimlich Maneouver. They on came The band's latest release entitled, "Glow", is with a bang; performing loud, rocking tunes to a receiving considerable attention across the country. small of loyal fans. The band has adopted a group The first single, "We Can Walk", is accompanied more mainstream approach, moving away from by an excellent video which is played regularly on their earlier punk influences. What they lacked in Music, is the latest single "All I See". polish, they more than made up for in energy. Much as The band played two well-polished sets which Unfortunately, Heimlich Manouver were un- included all the material from their latest album. even: at times sounding polished and together, at What surprised me the most about this band is the other times sounding disjointed and out-of-tune. quality of their sound. The songs combine jangling There were moments when the band had a sound guitars and engaging melodies with well written reminiscent of 54-40 with a harder edge. Their lyrics commenting on their personal view of the single from the 1988 CFNY Great Canadian Talent world. Between sets, the band members walked Cord photo by Peter Wood Search LP received the most enthusiastic response around the Bomb Shelter talking to fans (All this from the crowd. And speaking of CFNY, the band talent and friendly too!). The highlight of the con- commented that their singles were played a lot cert was the excellent cover of Elton John's "Benny Tikarams' new often before the stations' program change. more and the Jets". Heimlich Manouver do show potential, but the Judging from the crowd reaction, it is safe to Ancient Heart crude jokes between songs have to go. The attempt say that the Plastercene Replicas are definitely

Tanita Tikaram - Ancient Heart at humour was not fun. What was especially fun headed for bigger things. WEA Records debut album entitled Ancient is coupled with intelligent, often with the singles "Good Tradition" By Dave Lackie Heart. very personal lyrics as depicted in and "Twist in my Sobriety" Every once in a while, an al- This is one of the most power- "For All These Years", She writes making the top 10. Yet the best bum comes along that is so ful records I have heard in a long "And for all these things you tell track on the album is the haunting original and well-written, that it time. Nineteen-year-old Tanita me/ Well, I can't quite believe/ single "For All These Years". takes the world by storm. An ex- Tikaram conveys incredible emo- You are still there /And I'm still Mark Isham plays trumpet and ample of this is Tracey Chap- tion in her simple f-;-rock trying to be someone/ ... I was flugel horn that, combined with man's excellent debut album songs. She has been compared to nearly 16 years old/ You were Tanita's strong vocals, creates an from last year that sent the Joni Mitchell and Michele only 17/ Life isn't so compli- eerie and moving song. wonderful single "Fast Car" to Shocked, but has an incredibly cated/ But then it isn't supposed the top of the charts. Following in powerful voice that is unique. to be". All in all, this is a wonderful the successful footsteps of Chap- The music compliments her voice Ancient Heart has done in- album. If only all albums could man, is Tanita Tikaram and her in a simple, traditional style that credibly well in the British charts be this good!

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The omnipotent entertainment gods up here felt we MuchMusic and Pepsi-Cola Corporation with just had to pass on some of the information we've got to you students secondary sponsorship from Philips Electronics, the so when we cover these shows, it's not only us and those Imprint Welcome to another edition of Inside Track Video Awards allow viewers to vote for their nobs in attendance. where you will hear the latest music favourite domestic videos as well as some of the Toronto's hottest blues butchers, The Phantoms roll in for a three news....Congratulations to Sara McLachlan for most creative clips from other countries....Program night stand at the Hoodoo lounge starting tonight. If you missed them signing to Arista for a U.S. distribution of her ex- Director Don Burns has left CFNY FM-102. The at Phil's Grandson's Place last night, go see them at the Hoodoo. cellent debut album Touch. Up to this point, she has station has undergone a program change and now But, if the blues aren't your cup of tea, and you'd really rather be been ignored by commercial radio, instead relying has a consultant managing things. Best of luck to out than sitting home underlining the dates on your lecture notes, Ca- on college radio and MuchMusic for sup- him in the future. Look for a possible houseclean- nadian pop artists Go Four 3 are in at the Bombshelter tomorrow port....Canadian music magazine Graffiti has ing at the station before the consultant is finished. night. declared bankruptcy. This is a setback for Canadian A source close to the action, who did not wish to be Saturday sees those perennial favourites Blue Rodeo (when are music industry which will be left with Canadian named, remarked that things at CFNY these days they going to get sick of playing this town?!) serving up a feast of Musician and Canadian Express to fill the are "like rats abandoning ship."....CFNY's Club country-rock/pop tunes at Fed Hall. Backing them up will be Crash gap....Da!bello releases her new album entitled She 102has become visual as well as auditory on Chan- Vegas, so if you've seen Blue Rodeo one too many times you might on January 26th for Capitol-EMI. The album will nel 11 Saturday's at 11:30 p.m. Chris Sheppard want to check out Crash Vegas. be launched by a concert emanating from Toronto's played some good videos, but the teenage dancers Showcasing Laurier's up and coming talent has become a tradi- Diamond Club to be broadcast live on MuchMusic have got to go. See the teenagers. See the teenagers tional part of Winter Carnival here at Laurier, and the Annual Talent Saturday, January 21st at 10:30p.m. Dalbello's live refuse to dance. See the director in the background. Show is on up in the Turret Wednesday, Jan. 25. Come check out performance will showcase material from the She See the director try to make the teenagers dance. your friends as they try to impress the judges for some big prizes. Ad- album which includes the first single release No fun!....There are oodles of new releases schedul- vance tickets go on sale Monday, Jan. 23 at 9:00 a.m. at the In- "Tango", along with "Black on Black", "Danger ed for this spring including The The, The Cult, foCentre. Danger", "Intimate Secrets", "Body and Soul", "Im- Tears for Fears, Chalk Circle, Jane Siberry, Also on the Winter Carnival scene, Toronto's self-proclaimed agination", "Why Stand Alone" and "Immaculate Fine Young Cannibals, Malcolm McClaren, 'King of the Strings' Paul James will be at the*Turret on Thursday, Eyes". This album was released over a year ago in Simple Minds, and Alison Moyet, among others. Jan. 26. Europe and Australia. It reached the number one We wait with baited breath. If the line-up for the talent show is too long, or you can't get ad- position in Australia, New Zealand, and several vance tickets, why not pop over to "Toronto West", otherwise known countries in Europe....Tears for Fears are to as Phil's Grandson's Place, and check out Heimlich Maneouver Jan- release a new album sometime soon. We were uary 25. They opened for the Plastercine Replicas at the Bomber ear- promised a new album for September 1987, then lier this month, and should put on a good show. we were promised a new album for September In other non-band related news, Laurier's Music at Noon series 1988. Next, record company officials said the al- features Casey Sokol on piano today. bum would be out for Christmas. Now they say the The K-W Art Gallery is featuring two exhibitions which run new album, should be out in February. Don't hold through until July 2,1989. Exploring The Collections: 19th century your breath....Rumour has it that Level 42 may be British Paintings is in the Lower Level Lobby, while Lasting Im- coming to the Centre In The Square sometime in

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SPORTS Lowly RMC gets second win ofseason Tough start to long road swing for Hawks By Brian Owen

It has been an interesting week in the lives of the Laurier Hawkey Hawks. After beating the much-improved Ryerson Rams, they lost to RMC (honest they did), while also being shut out by the Queen's Golden Gaels.

Laurier 4 Ryerson 2 The Hawkey Hawks played host to the Ryerson Rams last Wed- nesday evening in the Bubble and recorded their eighth win of the season by a 4-2 margin. The game was tight throughout the entire six- ty minutes of play as both teams employed a close-checking and defensive style. The pugnacious Rams, who currently occupy second place in the western division pressed the Hawks feverishly all night. If it had not been for a solid performance by goalie Rob Dopson, the score might have ended in the Rams favour.

Greg Puhalski, who currently stands 11th in league scoring , opened the scoring with a dazzling display of deking to elude the Ram defenders and place the puck behind the goaltender. Laurier's second goal came at the end of the first period by defenseman Pete Choma on a shot from the point with less than two minutes to go. The goal came as a result of a failed attempt by Ryerson to clear the puck out of their end. Mike Maurice had intercepted the feeble Ram shot and fed it to Choma, who then blasted a slapshot high to the glove side past Ram netminder Mike luliano. Ryerson opened the second period with a quick rush into the Laurier end, but could not finish the flurry and failed to score. Five minutes later the Hawks executed a nice three-way passing play in the Ryerson goal area but could not score, either. However, the effort did result in a Ram penalty that eventually led to a Laurier powerplay marker by Tom Jackson. The third year winger roared down the left wing and drilled a wrist shot behind luliano for a 3-0 lead. Ryerson got on the board late in the second period to bring the Oh, oh. I don't think it's good if the puck goes in the net behind me. The Ryerson Rams' goalie may score to 3-1 and close out the offensive endeavors after 40 minutes. have muttered those exact words after this shot by Tom Jackson found its way past him to put the The third period started out much like the second as the pesky Wednesday night game out of reach. The Hawks won 4-2, but lost two straight on the weekend in Rams nearly scored on a defensive mistake by Laurier. A free puck Kingston. Cord Photo by James Gingerich. just inside the Laurier blueline gave Dopson problems as a speedy Ram beat Dopson to the loose puck, but was unable to get away a decent shot on goal. Ryerson then recorded their second goal of the game on a nifty two-on-one passing play. The Rams' Darren Matias Runners ramble twice did not score on his first attempt but banged in the rebound over a fal- len Dopson. Special to the Cord Toronto: The Next Day a 6th in his 60 metre heat. Laurier then finished the scoring, adding an insurance marker on Coach Koenig stated after the the prettiest goal of the night. Winger Brent Bywater was the of meet that having athletes compete recipient of nice Maurice On Friday and Saturday, On Saturday, a tired bunch a pass in front of the Ram goal. Bywater couple in two meets in two days was not puck Lauder's track team travelled to Laurier athletes and a of redirected the into the far side of the net. wise as many of the runners who Hamilton and Toronto to take on fresh faces invaded the University All in all, it was a decent victory for Laurier. However, the pass- competed on Friday were ex- other universities in the first in- of Toronto track, preparing to do ing by both squads left something to be desired. Scrambly play was hausted on Saturday. Next time, the of at door meet of the new year. The battle with whoever challenged order the night the Bubble. they will only compete in one Hawks performed exceedingly them. And they faced the chal- The Voyage to the East meet per weekend. well throughout the competitions. lenge well. The track team sees its next The squad took to the road last weekend travelling to the beautiful Led once again by the relay action on Saturday, when they city of Kingston to play two games « against the RMC Cadets and Copps Coliseum, Hamilton team, which was comprised of head to York to take on all chal- the Queen's Golden Gaels. It was a frustrating two days for Hawks as Richard Hay, Paul and John Daw- lengers. Continued on page 27 Copps Coliseum was the son, and David Sin, the team scene of Friday's meet. Despite a blazed to a third place finish. narrow track, and flexible boards, The remainder of the Hawk Little grabs 31 rebounds in Laurier's athletes managed to squad gave good account of itself, complete the meet in fine fashion. as well. In the 1500 metres, Paul The men's 4x1 lap and 4x2 lap Self and Wayne Riley, who ap- weekend split at Lakehead relay teams highlighted Laurier's peared to show more desire than effort. Both teams consisted of at Hamilton, both finished 4th in By Jeff Dragich rebounds, while Sue Little added 8 points and 10 John and Paul Dawson, Lloyd their respective divisions. Cory The Laurier Lady Hawks' basketball team jour- rebounds. they Eadie and David Sin, and Lipovschek, competing in the neyed into the unknown this past weekend, with Laurier 50 Lakehead 40 finished fourth in both races, in- 1000m, placed an impressive 6th mixed results. The Hawks rebounded on Saturday, grabbing a cluding a victory over Western in event. David Sin, and John in the The Ladies travelled to Thunder Bay for their 50-40 victory. Led by an outstanding defensive ef- the 4x1 lap race. Coach Ray Dawson who was competing in against the first ever match-up league new-comer, fort, the Lady Hawks were able to overcome an of- Koenig was especially proud of of the day and fifth his third event Lakehead Lady Nor'westers. The two teams locked fence that was only marginally better than that of the efforts of these teams. weekend, both finished 3rd of the up for a Friday/ Saturday doubleheader. the previous night. Little and Foulon, once again, their heats in the 800 metres. Also competing, and doing a in Lakehead 54 Laurier 40 keyed the Hawks to the win. Little delivered an in- Dawson's second event of the commendable job in Hamilton, In the first game, coach Gary Jeffries' "worst credible performance, scoring 22 points and collect- day the long jump, but nei- was Kevin Schilling, who placed was fears" were realized. A 6:30 am. departure from the ing 21 rebounds, 11 of which were off the offensive ther he nor his brother, Paul, 6th in the 600 metres. As well, friendly confines of WLU, coupled with a long glass. Foulon contributed 6 points and 12 boards. made the final round they Adam Wellstead, Cory as flight, seemed to have taken its toll on the Hawks Dana Perry and Kim Fritzley added consistent help. seemed to have trouble establish- Lipovschek, and Wayne Riley before they took to the floor. "These, plus a com- Jeffries was happy with his team's defensive ing their takeoff points. Sin, also, earned 9th, 10th and 12th place bination of other factors" affected the team adverse- work. "We played with unbelievable effort. We competing in his fourth event finishes respectively in the mile. was ly, according to Jeffries. held their top three players, all high scorers, to a of the weekend. Lipovschek came on with a Laurier was stone cold on offence, winding up combined 15 points in the two games. Overall, I strong stretch run to place 9th, Geoff Butson, despite an in- shooting around 25 percent as a team. However, the was pleased to get out of there with one win. It is a while Coach Koenig claimed that jured hamstring, ran to an 8th Hawks did manage a strong defensive effort in tough place to win." Riley lacked the needed desire to place finish in the 600 metre losing the first game of the weekend 54-40. The Hawks' next game is this Saturday against challenge at the meet. event, and Lloyd Eadie flashed to Catherine Foulon led the way with 12 points and 9 division rivals Guelph at the A.C. The Cord Weekly 24 Thursday, January 19,1989 sports•

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Team GP W L T F A Pis Team GP W L T F A Pis Western 17 12 1 4 116 50 28 SCOREBOARD UQTR 16 12 1 3 97 54 27 Waterloo 17 10 4 3 88 47 23 OUAA Basketball OWIAA Volleyball McGill 16 12 3 1 94 39 25 York 17 9 5 3 80 73 21 Concordia 16 10 6 0 75 64 20 8 8 62 Pis 16 70 73 LAURIER 17 1 72 17 Team GP W L T F A Pis Team GP W L T F A Queen's 7 7 2 16 58 71 13 16 Toronto 16 6 9 1 McMaster 4 4 0 0 352 292 8 McMaster 4 4 0 0 12 2 8 Ottawa 4 12 0 59 88 8 15 4 8 3 56 75 11 8 RMC 17 2 14 1 59 159 Guelph Western 4 3 1 0 349 305 6 Western 6 4 2 0 14 9 5 0 9 6 LAURIER 4 3 1 0 326 332 6 Windsor 3 3 0 1 6 Results: Waterloo 4 2 2 0 342 315 4 Brock 4 3 1 0 9 3 Results: 2 2 0 6 7 4 January 10 4 2 2 0 292 301 4 Waterloo 4 Guelph 3 0 3 0 0 9 0 McGill 6, Concordia 3 Toronto 4, York 1 Lakehead 4 1 3 0 307 324 2 LAURIER 0 0 3 12 0 Windsor 3, Concordia 1 January 11 Windsor 4 1 3 0 345 389 2 Lakehead 4 4 LAURIER 4, Ryerson 2 4 0 4 0 2 12 0 Ryerson 3, McGill 2 Brock 4 0 4 0 277 330 0 Guelph 5 Western 7, Waterloo 6 UQTR 8, Brock 4,LAURIER 0 January 12 Results: Queen's Results: Ottawa McMaster 3 Toronto 8, Guelph 8 January 10 5, January 11 Ottawa 9, Brock 5 January 13 Guelph70, Brock 67 McMaster 3, Western 1 4, LAURIER 0 RMC 8, LAURIER 6 Queen's McMaster 86, Windsor 79 Concordia 4, Ryerson 2 January 14 Games: Western 88, Waterloo 74 Upcoming McGill 3, Windsor 2 RMC 8,LAURIER 6 Guelph atLAURIER (January 19) January 13 5, Waterloo 3 Western 11,Laurentian 2 LAURIER at Western (January 24) Queen's Lakehead 79, LAURIER 65 5, McMaster 4 5, Waterloo 3 Windsor atLAURIER (January 26) UQTR Queen's January 14 RMC 0 January 15 Waterloo 10, Windsor 89, Western 86 Laurentian 5, Guelph 4 Guelph 100, Waterloo 93 10,RMC 0 OWIAA Basketball WaterfSo LAURIER 85, Lakehead 82 McMaster 92, Brock 67 OUAA Hockey West Upcoming Games: Team GP W L T F A Pts LAURIER at Ottawa (January 20) Western 3 3 0 0 197 152 6 Upcoming Games: Team GP W L T F A Pts LAURIER McMaster 3 3 0 0 212 170 6 at UQTR (January 21) atLAURIER 21) 16 8 7 1 85 72 17 Guelph (January Lakehead 6 3 3 0 334 323 6 Ryerson LAURIER at Guelph (January 26) Brock 13 8 5 0 74 56 16 LAURIER at McMaster (January 25) LAURIER 3 2 1 0 168 170 4 Windsor 15 7 7 1 72 53 15 Windsor 0 262 274 OUAA Volleyball 4 2 2 4 Laurentian 17 3 13 1 59 118 7 Brock 3 1 2 0 202 192 2 McMaster 17 2 14 1 57 117 5 TAMIAE Hockey Guelph 3 1 2 0 159 204 2 Team GP W L £ A Pts 1 5 5 0 243 290 0 Waterloo 5 5 0 0 15 1 10 Waterloo 0 Guelph 4 4 0 0 12 3 8 Team GP W L T F A Pts Western 5 4 1 0 12 4 8 Kansas City 8 7 1 0 35 16 14 Results: Boston 8 5 3 0 52 31 10 January 11 Results: McMaster 7 4 3 0 14 11 8 LAURIER 4, Ryerson 2 Toronto 9 5 4 0 34 31 10 Brock 89, Guelph 50 LAURIER 5 1 4 0 6 14 2 Windsor 3, Concordia 1 Brock 6 1 5 0 4 16 2 Pittsburgh 9 4 4 1 38 31 9 Western 50, Waterloo 44 8 4 0 30 41 8 January 13 Ryerson 3, McGill 2 Windsor 6 0 6 0 4 18 0 Philadelphia 4 Brock 5 Minnesota 9 3 5 1 40 45 7 Lakehead 54, LAURIER 40 UQTR 8, Ottawa 5, McMaster 3 Results: Calgary 9 3 6 0 22 41 6 January 14 Western 86, Windsor 58 Ottawa 9, Brock 5 10 New York 8 2 6 0 17 32 4 January 54 Concordia 4, Ryerson 2 Waterloo 3, Brock 0 Guelph 59, Waterloo Results: LAURIER 50, Lakehead 40 Western 11,Laurentian 2 January 13 McGill 3, Windsor 2 McMaster 3, Windsor 0 Kansas City 9, Philadelphia 1 Minnesota 6, Pittsburgh 6 Upcoming Games: UQTR 5, McMaster 4 Laurentian 5, Guelph 4 Upcoming Games: Calgary 2, Toronto 1 Guelph at LAURIER (January 21) Waterloo at LAURIER (January 20) Boston 7, Pittsburgh LAURIER at McMaster (January 25) Guelph atLAURIER (January 24) I I FINALLY! I Thursday night Pub Night I for STUDENTS I FREE admission with ID card I soon to come S.I.N, lotto the place I I FAR OUT FRIDAY'S I Psychedelic 60's, 70's & 80's music

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By Mary Anne deBoer throughout both matches. Al- However, the gap was closed by ding an amazing 13 rebounds. game," added the coach. though the crowds were cheering the end of the first half as the Following DeSantis on the Paul DeSantis was another better, "It could have been but for the opposing players, the Nor'westers went on an offensive scoresheet was Tony Marcotullio player who took charge of the lot worse," it could have been a Hawks managed to ignore these blitz, to create a 39-34 half time with 12 points and Mike Alessio squad and kept them in the game. Coach Chris was all that discomforts and come out fight- score. Although many attempts with 11. DeSantis tied with Tony Mar- Coulthard could say after the ing. were made, the Hawks were un- "Paul played well in both cotullio as top scorer with 20 Men's Basketball Hawks strayed able to recover from the surge of very games," said Coulthard. "He points and also helped the team from the securities of home turf Lakehead 79 baskets made by the Nor'westers, was Laurier 65 only that really did any- with good shot selection as he last weekend to pay the Lakehead as Laurier fell, 79-65. the guy thing for in that game." The kept the ball inside. Nor'westers a visit. Friday night brought the Taking advantage of Laurier's us coach added that the team had Two games were played Hawks onto the Lakehead court superior scoring opportunities "Our team shot very well," difficulty in tackling the zone against the Nor'westers in which for the first time during the throughout the game was Paul said Coulthard. "But that comes defense and suffered from poor a offense." the Hawks showed tremendous weekend, and the third game of DeSantis who, picking up where primarily from patient shot selection. vitality and strength, demonstrat- the season. In the first half, the he left off last week, was top Although the overtime was a ing their competitiveness Hawks opened up a 17-3 lead. scorer with 18 points, while ad- result of the Hawks missing the Laurier 85 Lakehead 82 (OT) last shot in regulation time, the Hawks pulled together with some The second encounter proved incredible efforts, and outscored to be much more successful for the Nor'westers 8-5. Captain the Hawks. They led the Mike Alessio was able to ensure Nor'westers by 10 points after the the win through his own shooting stiff first half, and remained com- efforts by scoring 6 of the 8 After petition until the very end. points in overtime, and contribut- regulation time, the Hawks and ing 18 points to the final score. the Nor'westers found themselves at a tie score of 77-77. Only one The win against Lakehead has period of overtime was needed, put the Hawks in pretty good however, for the Hawks to finally spirits to take on the Guelph overthrow their hosts, 85-82. Gryphons on Saturday January 21 at 8 pm in the A.C. "It was a complete reversal of what had happened in the pre- vious game," said Coulthard. "We Basketball in a less competitive made a couple of changes, the vein: Announcing the first 3 on 3 most important being starting Basketball Classic to be held on Gary Lankowski." Sunday February 12 from noon to According to the coach, 4 pm in the A.C. The registration Lankowski has not seen much fee is $5 per team and only the court time but is a highly in- first sixteen teams are accepted in telligent player who helped the each division. The Classic is open team get into the zone offense. to all university and high school "Gary really set the tone of that students. Was it really Ben Johnson? By Keri Downs

Let the games begin! The annual Hamilton Spectator Games came to pass last Friday night at Copps Coliseum in Hamilton, setting the stage for a number of record breaking performances. The number in attendance was somewhat less than impressive, as at least half the seats went unoccupied. Nevertheless, the enthusiastic crowd filled the house with enough energy and excitement to spur on some spectacular performances by the athletes. Admittedly, I was a bit apprehensive upon receiving an invitation to attend the fun-filled night of athletic competition at its best, wondering perhaps if catching up on some Anthropology 100reading might not prove to be more enjoyable. I was certainly proved wrong. The competition was strong, and all athletes put in top per- formances. I was particularly impressed that not a single speed walker put out hip, considering the astronomical speeds at which One of the little-known teams at Laurier is the Figure Skating team. Here, two of the squad's mem- a they were manoevring the corners of the raised-platform indoor track. bers, Kathy and Beverly, go through one of their routines in preparation for a Friday engagement Children clamoured for autographs from their favourite sports heros, at York University. Photo by Tracy Adamite. as those very same sport heros looked unsuccessfully, and rather anxiously, for camouflaged protection from their cotton-candied fans. A number of Ontario universities participated, including Water- Ryerson "rams" volley Hawks loo, McMaster and Toronto, as well as high schools in the area. The crowd was equally as impressed by their performances as they were By Shelley Burns Another strike against the Hawks was again the by those athletes who were in Seoul for the 1988 Olympic Games. Of The Laurier Golden Volleyball Hawks opened lack of healthy players. Laurier only had eight course, they also seemed quite impressed with the concession stand, up the new year with a home exhibition game Janu- players, including just one setter. The outstanding as there were as many people in line for popcorn and a coke at any ary 10 against the Ryerson Rams. The Hawks player of the game was Scott Lee, who played a given time as there were in the stands cheering their favourites to vic- played the perfect hosts, letting the Rams take a 3-2 phenomenal game. In recognition of his effort, Lee tory. victory back to Toronto. has been named Hawk of the Week for the past All in all, the evening proved to be a great success, and everyone WLU almost came home the victors on the eve- week. went home a winner. Was Ben Johnson present in a disguise? Rumours arose that the ning, winning the first two games of the match, 15- The volleyball Hawks re-open their regular 3 the little old man with the fedora and trench coat seated inconspicuously and 15-12. Ryerson, though, came back from OUAA season playing the top two teams in the early 15-10,16- off by himself was indeed Canada's one and only, but no evidence deficit to win the next three games, league. On January 18 they play the Mustangs at could be brought forth in proof. Many seemed convinced that our 14, and 15-12. Western, while on January 20 they host the Water- gentleman question possible Laurier played a great game defensively, but loo Warriors. in could not be the controversy- unfortunately the Hawks demonstrated weakness in immersed Canadian hero, as resounding snores reverberated from un- their bumping and blocking techniques after open- Coach Smith feels confident about these up- der the fedora before 9:30 pm. They assured themselves that even ing their two game lead. Coach Don Smith sum- coming games, and believes that "as a team, we are though Mr. Johnson was banned from the competition, he would at marized the problem with his charges. "We are better prepared psychologically." The players feel least have the decency to remain conscious throughout the evening of looking better as a team, but we have trouble play- that they are well-prepared to give these two teams performances. ing in a high level intensity environment." a good run for the win column. Ben Johnson or Grandpa Doe? You decide. The Cord Weekly 26 Thursday, January 19,1989 s-ports- Squash Hawks miss OUAA finals Hawks of the Week

By Raoul Treadway one and two seeds from this school, led Laurier to its only victories on the weekend, and were espe- The University of Waterloo was not a pleasant cially impressive against the Trent Excalibur. place for the WLU Men's squash team last Thompson ousted Trent's number one seed 3-1, weekend, as for the first time in recent memory the while Moffat won against his Trent opposition, 3-0. Golden Hawks did not qualify for Ontario Trent had a surprisingly strong entry in the championship play. tournament. As Stephens explained, the Athletic Director at Trent is a squash enthusiast, and as a Haying their lop six seeds against the best from result it is the one sport that they really excel at Trent and York, the Hawks were ousted from fur- Stephens went on to note, that, the past, Laurier ther team play in OUAA competition by identical in has normally beaten the Excalibur with a stronger 4-2 scores. The main problem for the Laurier com- team at the four, five and six positions, while Trent battants was that they simply lacked the necessary has been better at one, two and three. But this past depth to advance to further competition. Coach weekend saw the situation reversed. Arthur Stephens felt that the Hawks were stronger Team competition is over for this season for the at the number one and two positions than their op- squash team, but an individual tournament will be position, but unfortunately lacked the same strength held in February in Toronto, where Laurier's best lower down in the rankings. singles players will compete for the right to ad- Mike Moffat and lan Thompson, the number vance to further OUAA competition. Engaged Stowe cops championship By Raoul Treadway table, while three teams entered Lyon, as they wiped out all oppo- the fray to become the best duo. sition by scores of 6-1 and 6-2 in It was a wild ami woolly eve- The individual crown, and the round robin action. Stowe was Sue Little (Basketball) ning in the WLU History Lounge with it a miniature replica of the unable to continue his good for- I on Sunday evening as be first an- Stanley Cup, was copped by tune into the doubles round, as he nual Table Hockey Stephan Stowe, and served as fit- and his partner fell to the JSue Little, a forward for the Lady Hawks, con- Championship of the Central ting tribute to the man who has demolishing Schinkel/ Lyon consistent play last weekend at Teaching Building was held. just recently become engaged to tandem. tinued her A small but multi-talented be married. He defeated Captain jLakehead. Sue had 30 points and 31 rebounds group of young men entered the Kirk Nielsen in the final, wallop- 4over the two games, which includes an outstand- competition, hoping for fame and ing Nielsen 7-2. rebound performance in Satur- glory in either the singles or dou- In team competition, the title ing 22 point, 21 bles match ups. Six men were in was taken home by the combina- day's win. Sue is presently the leading rebounder quest of the title of king of the tion of Don Schinkel and Brad +in the OUAA West Division. Official-Languages Monitor* Program

Undera program funded by the the Department of the Secretary of State, the Ministry erf Education in conjunction with the Council erf Ministers of Education, Canada, invites . students to apply for the position of second-language monitors (French or English) for the academic year 1989-90.

\ Monitors (Part-time) Official-languages monitors must be full-time postsecon- dary students usually studying in a province other than V their own. They will work between six and eight hours per week under the supervision of a second-language teacher. Some francophone monitors will be assigned to French schools outside Quebec. For eight months participation in the program, they will receive at least $3,200 and one return trip between their home and the host province. To be eligible for part-time monitor duties, students must have completed at least one year of postsecondary studies or will have completed such studies bythe end of the 1988-89 academic year. BOARDSAIL Monitors (Full-time) BARBADOS! Full-time monitors must have completed at least one year • Air/hotel h Scott Lee (Volleyball) of postsecondary studies. Duties consist of assisting 7 nights second-language teachers (French or English) in rural or • Silver Sands, on the beach semi-urban areas usually in a province other than their • hotel transfers Lee, a middle blocker for the own for 25 hours per week. Some francophone monitors All plus Scott 6'5" will be assigned to French schools outside Quebec. Moni- services of SporTours Rep. had an outstanding game last Wednesday against* tors will receive up to $9000 for 10 months of participation. • Unlimited boardsailing at They will also receive two return trips per year between Ryerson. In his 3rd year from Oshawa, Lee led* clubmistral their home province and the host province. They may also the team with 22 blocks, 12 digs and was good receive a settling-in allowance of up to $770 and a maxi- • From $899 (double) mum erf $1,110 for commuting expenses within the host plus hotel taxes and service charges 21 of 22 serves and 27 of 30 kill attempts. Lee is* province Limited Spate currently the sth best player in the OUAA West*

kDiyisioiibased onjrtatistics released last;week. . j Application forms and program brochures may be FOR ADVANCED BOARDSAILORS obtained from placement offices in postsecondary institutions, or at the address below: Bring your history studies to life: Manager, Monitor Program Ministry of Education Build an historic battle diorama, a sailing Education Liaison and Exchange Branch 14th Floor, Mowat Block, Queen's Park ship or brass cannon. Let your Toronto, Ontario imagination many M7A IL2. soar with the Duly completed application forms must arrive at the possibilities at : address indicated in the program brochures, postmarked no later than February 17,1989. Qualified candidates will be required to attend an interview. REQUIRING SOME "(Appliesto menand women equally) ASSEMBLY Coowldm iranatres ■ Secretariat de V 0 (torSucabon(Canada) d-featduCanada 220 KING ST. N. UNIT B ■ WT ®MinistereIndication (RIGHT Ontano WATERLOO ABOVE PHIL'S) 746-1514 "Hie Cord Weekly •sport* 27 Thursday, January 19,1989 Ladies come close in Waterloo tourney By Serge Grenier Waterloo Invitational Tourna- 2-0 to the visiting squad from as they tenaciously battled the The last two tournaments ment. The Lady Hawks did not Sherbrooke by competitive 15-8 Brock Badgers in a 2-1 losing have shown promising per- Tournaments are usually a fare well in the tournament, as and 15-8 scores. Later that day, cause. The Lady Hawks took the formances by the Hawks' starting time for fun and travel to exotic they did not register a win over they were victimized 2-0, by the first contest 17-15 in a squeaker. sophomores, Raquel Seunath and places. Last weekend, the Laurier the weekend. nationally ranked (tenth overall) They then proceeded to give their Julie Van Straten. Van Straten women's volleyball team partici- On Friday, the Lady Hawks Toronto Varsity Blues, by scores St. Catharines counterparts all had an excellent tournament at pated in a tournament, but only were assigned to the Black Pool of 15-5and 15-3. that they could handle in the next Queen's and a good showing at got to travel down University Av- for preliminary competition. In Saturday began on a more two games, losing by identical Waterloo, making 1989 a very enue as they were involved in the their opening matchup, they lost positive note for the Lady Hawks 15-12postings. optimistic year for her. Seunath, meanwhile, played stunning defence the Waterloo tourna- Hawks in The Lady tena- ment and seems to be putting all ciously battled Brock be- the pieces of her fine athletic fore losing squeaker... skills together. Heading into 1989, Head In consolation round action, Coach Cookie Leach has one the Lady Hawks were blanked 3- main objective for her team for 0 by the Ottawa Onion Patch, a the rest of the season: con- club team composed mainly of sistency. "We can't go playing former university players. In their like champions one minute and final game of the tournament, the like street kids the next" If she Laurier ambassadors were shut out 3-0 by the host Athenas, who Coach Cookie Leach striv- also did not have a winning record on the weekend. ing for consistency in the new year... The Laurier squad was rather short-staffed for the tournament, can achieve this, the team's pros- as only seven players were fully of a regular-season win will available. Power hitter Cathy Hall pects increase greatly. The loss of Cathy Hall and Floats and Serves: Game time Trish Kleist to injuries for tonight's contest is 8:00 p.m...After tonight, the squad hurt the team's chances... travels to Western on Tuesday and will face the Windsor Lan- missed the tournament due to a cerettes next Thursday. Game sore ankle and centre blocker time is tentatively scheduled for Trish Kleist saw limited playing 7:00 p.m...One ink-stained wretch time because of pulled quads in in the sports department com- The action was hot and heavy in the Bubble last Wednesday night. Here, the Golden Hawk Wel- both legs. Both are expected to be mented on the stylishness of the come Wagon welcomes the Ram goaltender to the happy Hawkey Hawk home. Cord Photo by available for tonight's resumption squad's new team jackets. Who James Gingerich. of the regular season at home suggested the jacket's design? No against one is sure, for now. RMC stuns Hawkey Hawks the Guelph Gryphons. Continued from page 23 /" CAREERS \ they dropped both games, 4-0 to Queen's on Friday and 8-6 on Satur- day to the Cadets. Queen's 4 LaurierO gfCHALLENGE Friday's contest against Queen's was simply a night to forget. The Gaels held a commanding 2-0 lead until the third period. Laurier gf snipers just couldn't find the net and were plagued by a biased SECURITY referee, according to veteran left winger Brad Sparkes. He also com- mented that the referee slowed down the game, thereby hampering the Hawks offensive attack. The home side then added insult to injury FLEXIBILITY with two more goals late in the final frame. It was a pretty uneventful game for the Hawks, as they could not gfPRESTIGE put together any offense and they were generally behind the eight ball all night. gfSATISFACTION R.M.C. 8 Laurier 6 Yes sports fans, at least those who are educated on RMC's inept- Ifyou want theserewards ness, the score you see above is not a mistake. The dismal RMC Red- men, who presently hold up the EN TIRE league, who sit in last place, and had only three points going into the game against Laurier, in a career... defeated the Hawkey Hawks 8-6 on Saturday. This has got to be the low-light to a rather disappointing season CALLUS for the pucksters. Losing to the Cadets is the ultimate in humiliation. They are not going to school to play sports; they are there to become Chartered Accountancy is a growing profession that offers all ofthe the nation's military officers. above... and a lot more! Laurier actually had a 3-2 first period lead on markers by lan The need for Chartered Accountants — Canada's most trusted financial Dobrint, Mike Maurice and Larry Rucchin. Greg Puhalski and Steve advisers— has never been greater. (As excel in even- employment sector. In commerce and finance, Griggs then tallied for the Hawks in the second. Unfortunately RMC manufacturing and mining, hospitals, universities and government, there are replied with five goals of their own for a 7-5 margin. Steve Cote had CAs at the top... and on the way to it! the final goal period scoring, but for the Hawks in the third to end the You've come this far. Now take the next step. Reach for the rewards it was too late, only their second victory too little as RMC took home ()f this dynamic and challenging profession. Whether you're in arts, science, of the year. engineering, law or commerce, the CA profession has a place for you. The results of this game are obviously apparent, however there For more information about becoming a CA, call or write Career was more to it than meets the reader's eye. As was the case in the Information at the Institute. game against Queen's, the refereeing was not in our favour. Four of our players were ejected talking to the referee....nonsense. for back _/"V— Tf 1E INSTITITE OF Secondly to RMC's 38. There we accumulated 83 penalty minutes \ J CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS OF ONTARIO was something definitely wrong there. There is no excuse for losing 69 Bloor Sired East, Toronto MtW 183 to a team like the Rams, but it seems that there were extenuating cir- (-416)962-1841 (Toronto area) cumstances surrounding the game. J 1800 38" o"'3s (outside Toronto) Telefax: (416) 962 8900 Next action sees the Hawks continue their rather long string of road games, as they travel to the nation's capital on Friday to play the Gee-Gees, and then continue on to Quebec to play UQTR on Satur- day. The Cord Weekly 28 Thursday, January 19,1989 A Profile On. Powder Puffers Prepare....

Brad Sparkes By Brian Owen NAME: Brad Sparkes AGE: 21 HEIGHT: 6' 1" WEIGHT: 195 lbs POSITION: Left Wing CAREER at W.L.U: He is in third year, majoring in geography and phys. ed. PREVIOUS TEAM: Kitchener Rangers of the O.H.L Major "A" HOMETOWN: Waterloo, Ontario CAREER ASPIRATIONS: Brad would eventually like to settle into a career of teaching physical education. FUTURE HOCKEY GOALS: After Brad finishes his career at W.L.U. he plans to stay in the game, and would like to play at the University of Ohio in the near future while furthering his education by taking a Masters in Sports Administration. PERSONAL CHARACTERISTICS: Upon talking with Brad, it be- comes evident that he is definitely a different person once he leaves the ice. Usually a hard-nosed player, Brad sees himself as a quiet and reserved person off the ice. OUTLOOK FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON: Brad thinks that the team should not worry about catching Waterloo, but should con- Winter Carnival is approaching, and, you betcha, it's Powder Puff football time again. It's the time centrate its efforts on holding the last play-off spot in the OUAA of year when the women of Laurier come out and show the he-men how to play real contact sports. Central Division. You think varsity football is tough. They don't have to play in the snow and minus 20 tempera- GREATEST MOMENT IN SPORTS: Being drafted into the OHL tures. Above, one of the teams plans delicate strategy for their First match-up this weekend, while by the London Knights was Brad's highlight in his hockey career. below, the gals show us the newest techniques in snapping the ball. Cord Photo by Kat Rios. ysk yr A CMA Evening presented by The F Society of Mnangement Accountants of Ontario rand Wilfrid Laurier University, Acciunting Association 0 c,** V0 /Vo/

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