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TUESDAY Arbitrator hears Pioneer Fund testimony By Richard jones Adminisrrarive News Ediror Hearings began Thursday to determine the legality of a university ban that prohibits faculty from receiving grants from the Pioneer Fund, an organization some believe supports racist research. A federal arbitrator met with lawyers for the university, led by Vice President for Employee Realtions Maxine R. Colm, and pro bono attorneys for two professors who have challenged the ban. Linda S. Gottfredson and Jan Blits, both of the educational Maxine R. Colm studies department, co-sponsored ... leader of university legal team the grievance against the university through the local chapter of the GQn.fredson said she though the American Association of Univer­ hearing went well. sity Professors (AAUP) on Sept. Blits agreed with Goufredson's 17, 1990. . assessment and said that a date for The seven-hour hearing was the the second hearing had not yet been first in a series designed to set. detennine the validity of the charge Gottfredson said she would not that banning the acceptance of be surprised if additional hearings Pioneer Fund money violates for the case would be extended into academic freedom. the fall. The meeting was closed to tl)e He called the dec ision to ban public. But according to a source Fund money "a classic case of close to the case, Blits, Goufredson theviolation of academic freedom." and AAUP Grievance Officer "You can't withhold someone's Gerorge Cicala testified Thursday academic privileges because of a although the content of their political viewpoint," he said. testimony could not be disclosed. Fonner university President E. A. The source also said Lawrence Trabant decided April 30, 1990 that Nees, chairman of the Faculty the university should not accept or Senate committee that recom­ solicit any money from the Pioneer mended the ban, testified at the Fund. hearing. The decision followed a Faculty Colm, leader of the university's Senate investigation that found the arbitration team, declined to Pioneer Fund supported research Leslie D. Barbaro comment on the meeting or the that conflicted with the university 's FLIPPIN' OUT Jenny Blischok (HR 94) performs a toe-touch basket toss and Chuck Nelson (AS 92) practices a back tuck during Pioneer Fund in the interest of mission to increase diversity. cheerleading tryouts Friday evening • Tryouts were held from Wednesday to Friday for next year's squad. confidentiality. Gottfredon has said her research Both Nees and Cicala declined to comment. see PIONEER page 5

·. Streets RSA lists dining demands Controversy over food contractor prompts letter to Roselle reveal By jennifer Stack also urge the university not to cut One demand states the university Sralf Reporrer student jobs at dining facilities. should control any rate changes the Nevvark Concerns that the university may "We want to make the president contractor wants to make, said hire an outside dining contractor has aware that students are concerned Jennifer Griesbach (AS 93), also an prompted the Resident Student and have demands," said Tricia RSA representative to Dining history · Association (RSA) to outline a list Kirsch (AS 93), RSA representative Services. of demands about maintaining the to Dining Services. "We don't want "Costs are the single most quality and costs of meals at the him to make a decision without our important concerns," Risser said. Names of road~ university. needs in mind. "We want better dining services at commemorate RSA members do not officially "The proposal demands certain the same costs." support or oppose having a things from dining services," she RSA members are also concerned people, places contractor, but are more concerned said, "whether it is the current that an outside contractor will use with continuing quality food service Dining Services or someone we lower quality food to save money, By Laura Lallone at the university, said RSA President contract out to." Griesbach said. Staff Reporter Randy Risser (AG 91). Although Roselle was out of The students have also requested History lingers in the most The demands, sent in a letter to town, his office received the list of that no changes be made in the curious places. President David P. Roselle Monday, demand Monday, a secretary said. see RSA page 5 Found not only in dusty records of libraries and archives, tidbits of Newark's history also hide on every Vandals strike local churches street comer. Pamela Wray -DeStefano Unknowingly, students By Gretchen Wanl Choate Street is named for the Choate Hotel, which stood Sraff Reporrer touch a link of the city's 230- on the present site of Klondike Kate's. · year history every day when A rash of local church they read its street signs. vandalism is leading Newark Newark street names began uncover the or1g1ns and lived. Police to believe the same person as being "utilitarian," said possibly compile them into a The road names have been or .people may be responsible for James Owen, a member of the book for the historical society's simplified since ;olonial times, the incidents, police said. Newark Historical Society. library. Owen said, and some labels Damage to each of four local When the town received its John A. Munroe, former now refer to fonner landmarks. churches ranges from between charter in · 1760, the road university professor and author Few students realize an $100 and $700, according to Lt. names referred to either the of several books on Delaware apple orchard once stood on Alexan<:ler Von Koch of Newark owners of the surrounding history, said he has never the land which now is Police. land, Owen said, or described touched upon any street name recognized as Apple and Vincent Kowal, public the road's destination. origins in his research of Orchard roads. information officer for New . Pamela Wray DeStefano South College Avenue and Newark. And the historic Choate Castle County Police, said they The O.uch of the Nuarene on hper Mill Road was vandalized. New London Road, for "I live on Cheltenham Hotel once stood where are also investigating two example, was once the Road," he said, "and I don't Klondike Kate's is now on additional church incidents which lost a total of about $600 in cash pathway called the "Great even know why it's named · Main Street. The street behind occurred outside Newark's and candy bars, Newark Police jurisdiction. Road from Kent County to that." the building adopted the name said. Lancaster," said Owen, who But Cheltenham Road is one Choate Street, carrying on the Kowal said although New Offices were ransacked and has studied the city's history or the streets about which history. Castle County Police are not $200 damage was done to for 30 years. Owen has a theory. He said he Kells Avenue bears the cenain how many people may be windows and interior doors at the Although many of the name believes it is named for the name of the Press of Kells, a involved in the series of crimes, Church of the Nazarene on Paper origins are recognizable, some Philadelphia suburb where printing business that dates they do have a suspect for all four Mill Road between March 2.5 and remain mysteries, said Owen, former Newark College incidents they are investigating. 26, Newark Police said. The United Methodist Church Pastor of the Church of the coordinator of a project to President Rathmell Wilson see STREETS P88e 5 on East Main Street, burglarized twice in two days in late March, see CHURCHES pi18e S • 2 • THE REVIEW • Apr il 23, 1991 Late night Wante.d: Chaucer riot stops Area law schools English Professor's valued library discuss admissions accidentally sold by honor society Papermi/1 By Clare Lyons Amsler said he contacted the Six representatives from Staff Reporter fraternity and the English bus loop various local law sc hools An English professor's private department Friday to inform described the application process book collection was accidentally them of the mix-up, and by the and their individual adm issions sold Wednesday when the texts end of the day he said lO books Students stranded criteria to about 50 students in were mistakenly included in an had been returned. Kirkbride Lecture Hall last week. honor fraternity book sale. Sigma Tau Della and the after waiting crowd The University of Maryland , English Professor Mark English department will reim ­ University of Maryland­ Amsler said he is missing a burse anyone who returns the threatens driver Baltimore County, Villanova, number of research and books, Consiglio said. By Stacy Colllins Widener and Temple Universities instructional books, but is not Amsler, who has no permanent Staff Reporter and Dickinson School of Law sure of exactly how many books office because of reorganization A confrontation between a ;., were represented at the law panel, are missing or their total value. within the English department, university bus driver and about 30 :~ which was sponsored by the Pre­ At least five boxes of books, had been storing the books in the rowdy students escalated into a : Law Student Association. which Amsler has been collecting same vault the fraternity uses to riot at Paper Mill Apartments I :·: All panel members agreed since he was an undergraduate, accumulate books for its sale. a.m. Sunday morning, Newark :·: grade point average and scores on were removed from storage in a Stains on the Chaucer books police said. ' the Law School Admissions Test Memorial Hall basement vault from a flood in Amsler's The riot caused Public Safety to :., (LSAT) are the most important and sold in front of the building. basement indicated which books discontinue bus service to Paper :; criteria on the application, but Amsler discovered the error were his, he said. Mill Apartments for the rest of the : extracurricular activities are also when he went to borrow a book Other books he owns are night, leaving students stranded in ; · taken into consideration. from a graduate student who easily identifiable', he said, by the rain, police said. ' · Maureen Omara from thanked him for donating so marginal notes and underlining. leslie D. Barbaro "We have always had problems ; · Villanova University said her many fme books to the sale. He said many of the copies also English Professor Mark Amsler lost many treasured books with the late-night bus routes and school weighs LSAT scores more have his name in the front. "I saw two Chaucers lying on when his texts were confused with items slated for sale. if anything like this happens again · heavily because they are more his desk, and I just screamed," he "If anybody did buy books at we will stop the off-campus bus . balanced for all applicants. the book fair," he said, "and said. recover most of the lost copies, notice Amsler's marks on five or service," said Gary Summerville, . Alicia Fenton , the Temple Amy Consiglio, president of thinks because of their nature and will replace any they can not six boxes he moved. associate director of Public Safety. . University representative, said they may be mine, I'd be happy Sigma Tau Delta English honor find. Faculty adviser Renee Fisher Sgt. Roy Clough of the Newark . she would recommend taking a fraternity, said the books were to identify ttiem. and they can Jim Yozallinas (AS 92) , a called th e mi stake a "tragic Police Dept. gave this account of : · year off before applying to law sold for $2 to $4, depending on even have them and read them work-study student in the English accident," but said the the incident: school. for awhile if they want" their quality and condition. The department, said he was community has been supportive When the bus pulled up to the : All panelists said 90 to 95 annual sale raised $11 6.55 for the Amsler said the boxes were instructed by the department and and rapid in recovering the stop on Wharton Drive, about 30 : · percent of the graduates from marked with his name, but fraternity, she said. ·the fraternity ~o move as many _ books. people rushed to get on, crowding • their sc hools found jobs, One man, Consiglio said, Consiglio said she was not aware books from the safe to the sale as "The min ute word got out," around the door preventing the bus . however, because of the she said, "People were returning bought $15 worth of his books of any such labeling. he could find . driver to let passengers off and on. recession, last year's class had a and exclaimed, "I guess Amsler's She said she is confident the Some were labeled Sigma Tau books and calling friends who The group followed the bus, more difficult time finding cleaning out his closet." fraternity can retrieve and Delta, he said, but he did not went to the sale." continued to block the door and employment. pounded on the windows.

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The next regatta scheduled for from the front door of a house on the the team is at Washington unit block of Thompson Circle College in Chestertown, Md. this Radar detector stolen Sunday afternoon, Newark Police Stop by to see demonstrations of weekend. from 1986 Dodge Colt said. .; No other damage was reported. Everex MS-DOS compatible are - Compiled by james Baldwin, A $60 radar detector wa.~ stolen Police currently investigating the Computers and learn of some special Michele Bomse and Paul Kane and $315 damage was done to a incident but have no leads. bundles that can save you money now! 1986 Dodge Colt while it was -Compiled by Gretchen Wahl '.: April23, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 3: Seminar focuses on dangers of Compiled from the College • • Press Service overexerc1s1ng Politics intrude on Charlie ChattertOn, another of the search for chancellor Officials worry center's fitn ess specialists, said a students' health person who overexerciscs generally Students and members of the feels com pel led to work out University of Illinois-Chicago could suffer strenuously more than five times per (UIC) are protesting what they week. say is a political power play to By jessica Mayers The seminar, scheduled for 5:30 name the school's new Staff Reporter p.m. at Carpenter Spons Building, chancellor. Prompted by conc e rn s for will cover reasons why people "It's thoroughly embar­ students' health, university exercise overexercise, consequences of mssing ," said Marvin Richards, specialists and psychologists are overexercisi ng and the relationship a student government member. collaborating on a May 2 seminar between eating di sord ers and The UIC faculty senate about the proper balance between overactivity. recently passed a resolution exercise and nutrition. Both Chatterton and Pick said "deploring any political Leslie D. Barbaro Employees of the student fitness they believe compulsive exercising Members of the Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity took first place in Sat~rday' night's Step Show. intrusion" in the search for a center in Carpenter Sports Building has increased at the universi ty in at Carpenter Sports Building. Eight Greek organizations and took part in the competition. chancellor. have said they arc worried about recent years. Chicago Mayor Richard students abusing their bodies while "Awareness is our initial step," Daley and former Gov. James exercising. Pi ck said . "All students who Thompson reportedly have tried Black Greeks step to rhythm Veronica Pick, a fi!Jless specialist participate in the fitness program go to pressure campus officials to at the center, said, "Some of the through an orientation to learn the hire Paula Wolff. students we see in the Fitness Center proper guidelines of exercising." Wolff was an official in Annual Step Show attracts crowd of more than 1000 increase the duration and frequency "Exercising is a good thing but Thompson's administration, and of exercise beyond the levels of too much of a good thing has is a director of newly elected By Brian LeKites The si nging of the black an exciting personal touch when good health. negative effects also," Chauerton Gov. Jim Edgar's transition Sta ff Reporter national anthem , "Lift Every an Alpha Phi Alpha brother, "This is a growing concern said. The so unds of rhythmically Voice and Sing," set the team. bearing a rose, brought the because the more a person exercises, Students should be exercising for festivi ti es underway. The first She was not on the original stomping feet, the clapping of frenzied crowd to its feet by it increases their chances of injury." hands and chants set to pulsating act featured the Alpha Kappa proposi ng marriage to hi s see EXERCISE page 8 list of finalists offered by UIC's music filled Carpenter Sports Alpha sorority, dressed in pink girlfriend. search committee. Building Saturday night, at the and green flowered jumpsuits. Red , green and blue lights University of lllinois system annual step show sponsored by Their foot-stomping, hand­ flashed in the smoke-fill ed stage LGBSU holds 'die-in' President Stanley Ikenberry said he would rather resign than the National Pan-Hell eni c clapping dance routine was set as Iota Phi Beta fraternity allow Wolff to be selected Council, Inc. to LL Cool J 's "Mamma Said started its step dance, featuring a against the search committee's Eight black fraternities and Knock You Out." rap song about the fraternity's to fight homophobia wishes. sororities performed for about Adding comedy to th eir history. By Stacey Covert members, Fromme described I ,000 enthusiastic a udie nce synchronized dance, the group Other colorful hig hli ghts of Staff Reporter specifi c acts of anti-gay violence Wisconsin professor members, who cheered the chanted, "We arc the ladies of the show included the Kappa An overcast sky en hanced the that have occurred in th e United performers as they danced. KA/ We know we arc th e Alpha Psi fraterni ty stepping 'somberness of the Lesbian, Gay, States this year, such as the Jan. 21 may Jose tenure Clad in university colors, best/We arc the ladies of under a red strobe light, and Bisexu!ll Student Union's (LGBSU) murder of a gay Staten Island, N.Y. gold and blue pants and shirts, KA/But we need to catch our performers of Phi Beta Sigma protest against anti- gay violence man whose assailants ye ll ed A faculty commiuee will Sigma Gamma Rho won first breath," as the women paused tossing white roses to crowd as Thursday, when 14 members staged "faggot" and "queer" while decide by mid-May if it will place among sororities, while fora moment. they strutted seductively, a "die-in" on The Scrounge patio. stabbing him to death. recommend Western Illinois swinging white canes to beat of Delta Sigma Beta sorority unbuttoning their shirts. "We are here to represent those Vicki Morelli (AS 91), co­ Universi ty (WIU) Professor their step routine. donned red, green, purple and The show, held every spring, ' who have died physical as well as president of th e LGBSU, said, "It's George Harker be punished for Coming in first place for the black costumes and dedicated raises money for local charities, emotional deaths because of a shock to me that people can be so failing to fulfill his respons­ fraternities, Alpha Phi Alpha's th ei r routine to struggles in and promotes unity among black homophobic acts," said Tres cruel just because someone is gay." ibilities as a professor. high-energy routine featured South Africa. Greeks. The Pan-Hellenic Fromme (AG 93), LGBSU co­ Fromme identified specific anti­ Harker is accused of skipping 1.1crobatic dancing as the They concluded their step Council has not yet decided to president. gay messages displayed on LGBSU faculty meetings, cutting performers simultaneously leap­ dance amid a flickering which group th ey will donate Facing an audience of more than flyers across campu s during the classes, failing to keep office frogged over their standing spotlight, creating a psychedelic, Saturday's profits, said Janine 50 people, Fromme exclaimed, past year, such a "Die queer" and hours for students and not partners. black-and-white shadow effect. Hunt (BE 91), the group's "Homophobia kill s," as participants "faggots beware," as well as giving final exams. Pride and self-respect was the The group was followed by Zeta president. · of the die-in lay down across the incidents when studen ts have The commiuee could ask theme of Alpha Phi Alpha's acl, Phi Beta sorority in matching "This is the best show I've ground. He then outlined the bodies harassed gays on Newark streets WJU President Ralph Wagoner which literally vibrated the stage blue shirts and white shorts. seen here in four years," Hunt with blue chalk, each time naming and in residence hall s. to exonerate Harker, frre him or floor. The sho w's intennission had sa id . an incident of homophobic violence "These arc just a few incidents give him a lesser punishment at the university. we've recorded th at have occurred Harker's attorney, Mark Whil e stand ing among LBGSU Dunn , portrayed his client, an see LGBSU page 13 expert on nude beaches, as a "free spirit" at an April 1 . disciplinary meeting. Talk show host: poverty breeds racism "Eccentric people are an important part of our culture," By Lori Salotto black people but at middle class black people," he mnked black affain; series. He has hosLed the show he said. StilffReporter said. "Those of us in th is room are the problem." for 20 years. To overcome the economic inequality prevalent Help must come from the black middle class, Brown said he plans to employ 100,000 black Good grades may not in the UniLed StaLes, blacks must help themselves which holds most of the money in its community, people through his "Buy Freedom" telephone by investing in the black community, talk show he said. network, a 1-900 self-help phone line. equal job success host and journalist Tony Brown said. "Poverty breeds racism, and poverty keeps "The emphasis of my speech is basically on "1be only color of freedom is green," Brown racism alive, and we must get rid of poveny to self-help and [BAO's) theme is reaching for A good grade-point average said to more than 100 people in his speech cure the problem." excellence and that is basically my message." will not necessarily translate Saturday commemomting the lOth anniversary of "It is a waste of time to continue to attempt to Although other ethnic groups spend money into a successful woricing career, a University of Tennessee the Black Alumni Organization (BAO). fi ght for civil rights," he said. "The bottom line is within their community, he said blacks avoid this. professor said. Brown, currently writing his frrst book about that all we have to be is us. "The biggest lie ever told was that America is a what he calls the undeclared ci vil war between "You can't depend on electoral ballots to give melting pot," he said. "America is a culturally "Grades don't really predict blacks and whites, said he believes blacks spend you economic equality," Brown added. diverse society, and groups stay side by side in anything," said psychology Tony Brown Professor Howard Pollio. 100 much time trying to fit into "white America." His public television series, "Tony Brown's equal respects. Each group is what is and should ...advocate s black self-suffidency "My critical remarks are not aimed at poor Journal," is the nation's longest-running and top- stay how it is." Pollio was a panelist for "GPA - Valid Predictor of Job Success?," a January video­ conference sponsored by the The Review is looking for people with College Placement Council. Employers have only a 4 Macintosh computer graphics experience. percent chance of choosing an applicant who will succeed on Interested? the job if they use grades to Call Archie 451-2771 screen out candidates, he said. Students line up for joke porn class

Eight Princeton students THIS WED: reportedly lined up before the advertised start of registration April 1 for a fall semester course called "Pornography and America: Textuality and Sensuality." But the advertisement was an April Fools joke played by the Daily Princ:etonian, the campus newspaper. No such course exists. ''Cheeseburger in However, the professor reported to be teachin1 the course, Andrew Ross, said, Paradise Night'' given the student response, starting such a course "'miaht $1 l/4lb. Charbroiled aurgen not be a bad idea." Ross earlier $ 1.so Amstel Llght/Helneken taught a "well-auended" $ 1 Margarita schnapps women's swdies film series that included the movies "SupentyR BURGERS AND BUFFETT AND BEER­ Meets Madam X" and "Oonad OHMY the Barbarian." • 4 • THE REVIEW • Apr il 23, 1991 A shock to the system Students' electronic appliances in dorm rooms prompt changes in wiring By Russ Bengtson said, but new technology overun{ling dorm Several North and South Central campus Sraff Reporter rooms could also be a factor. residence hall s underwent rewiring in the last Jason Cale (EG 93) and Mike Beall (EG 93) Go into any room on campus, and most few years, Becker said, to handle the electrical exemplify a growing trend for college students likely there will be a CD player, computer or demands of modern students. across the country. They crammed over 25 both. In the '90s, technologically advanced Harter Hall, built in 1917, will undergo electrical appliances into their Sypherd Hall gadgets are much more accessible. several repairs as well as complete rewiring this room, which resembles a high-tech junkie's Many students use surge suppressors, which summer to better handle increased energy dream. can accommoda te over eight different needs, Becker said. Beall and Calc plug all their appliances into appliances. The building will be equipped with four-plug only four electrical outlets in the room , Although the traditional dorm room comes outlets, data circuits for computers, and coaxial including two desk lights, one television, two equipped with eight plugs, Beall said he would cables for television and FM radio connected to VCRs, a tuner, a cassette deck, a CD player, a not be able to live with just those eight one central antenna. Also, each roommate will computer (with separate cords for the monitor, "The lights take up two, the stereo takes up have a separate phone line, Becker said. central processing unit and printer), and an three, and so does the computer," Beall said. The Ray Street residence hall complex, answering machine. "Tha t doesn't leave anything for the alarm opening next year, will be the most Residence hall rooms loaded with clocks and the fan," he added. "We'd need at technologically advanced dorm on campus, electronics, like Beall's and Calc's, have helped least 14 plugs to be comfortable." with fiber optics connecting computers to the increase the university's power needs. Last year Many dormitories do not have problems mainframe and the latest in electrical the university used a total of 108,426,338 handling large electricity demands because they technology, Becker said. kilowall hours of electricity, said Tim Becker, were built after the '60s, and "they had an idea Becker said residence hall electrical bills are assistant director of housing. that excess capacity wasn't that expensive," paid by room rates. "The students pay, room Becker said. rent pays for all," he said. This figure converts to $9 million a year in Michele Bartley In th e earl y '80s, however, the university So next time you open your fridge for a electric bills, Becker said. Chuck Stone bids farewell with his speech on censorship. University energy consumption is up 7 upgraded the electrical wiring in the dorms for Coke, flip on your TV, Nintendo, and CD million kilowatt hours from last year, a n each room to have a telephone and computer player, and put something in your illegal, but increase of over $500,000, Becker said. This is hook-ups, he said, foreseeing increased energy invaluable microwave, just remember, it's on mainly a result of new campus buildings, he needs. you. Arts and Science Bush's new world order: lecture honors Soundbite or doctrine? Chuck Stone By Matthew Gray withholding information, Stone Sraff Reporter told about 60 people in Clayton By Paula Winters world where the strong respect the Americans should be con­ Hall. Sraff Reporter rights of the weak, he said. cerned with the government's While the Pentagon's President George Bush has said Bush's goal is to establish an gradual stifling of the First treatment of the media during the the creation of a " new world era in which the East and West, Amendment "that threatens gulf war did not violate the rules order" will help establish a world North and South unite to prosper dissent, stifles disagreement and of the First community to preserve peace, but and live in harmony. suffocates inquiry," journalism Amendment, "it bent them many fear that the concept hides Tom Rooney (AS 93), Professor Chuck Stone said dangerously out of shape," said imperialistic motives. In a speech to a joint session of spokesman for Citizens Against George Bush Friday evening. Stone, the first speaker of the "The new world order is a Congress, Bush defined the new War, said, "[The new world order] ... calls for a "new world order.' Stone gave his emotional Mortar Board Last Lecture series. notion of two superpowers world order as the formation of an is Bush's way of forming one farewell speech, "The Opening of Stone cited Supreme Court collaborating to settle the problems era "freer from the threat of terror, economic superpower." military operations in the Persian the American Mind: The Closing decisions which he believes have in: the world, leaving other states to stronger in pursuit of justice and The United States plays the Gulf were necessary to protect the of the First Amendment," as this limited free speech. Two of these fall into place," said Yaroslav m ore secure in the quest for bully on the block by using fear energy sources on which the entire year's Dis.tinguished Faculty cases gave high school principals Bilinsky, political science peace." and intimidation to achieve an world depends. Lecturer of the College of Arts the right to censor student speech. This is an attempt to create a order, Rooney said. Iraq's potential domination of p~fessor. and Science. Stone said he does not favor Peace is obtained through the Middle East region, Bush said, After eight years of teaching at censoring offensive material, mutual respect, he said, not threat. would seriously harm the the university, Stone will become such as the music of 2-Live Crew. Jon Pastore (AS 92), president economic stability of many IFC approves 2 groups the next Walter Spearman However, Stone urged women of the College Republicans, said industrial countries. Professor of Journalism at the and male feminist allies to the new world order is essential In addition, this effort aimed to University of North Carolina at boycott 2-Live Crew concerts if for the promotion of peace and restore Kuwait's legitimate for Greek colonization Chapel Hill next year. He will they wanted to show their stability in the Middle East. government and stabilize Saudi also retire from his post as senior disapproval. John Rakus, president of the Arabia and th e Persian Gulf, as editor at The Philadelphia Daily There is a limit to free speech, Organizations might become fraternities National Justice Foundation of well as protect U.S. citizens. News. Stone said, citing a recent By Clare Lyons fraternity's third. America, a California-based Adding to the new world Stone cited what he said were incident at Brown University, Staff Reporter Two other fraternity interest political interest group, said order's international ideal, Bush examples of government where a student was suspended The Interfraternity Council (IFC) groups, Delta Chi and Sigma Alpha Bush's new world order would has asked other governments to interference with First "for a pattern of systematic verbal granted Alpha Sigma Phi and Pi Mu, also made presentations to be · take away the United States' contribute to those countries Amendment rights. violence." Lambda Phi fraternity interest accepted by IFC, but were denied independence by making the world whose economies were harmed by Since 1980, "the media's Expressions which are likely groups permission Thursday to approval. one nation. the war,. · wings have been slowly pruned" to instigate violence are not begin official chapters on campus, Alpha Sigma Phi fraternity was "It is the dissolution of U.S. With the apparent victory of because the government has used protected as free speech, Stone IFC president Dave Csatari (AS 91) founded in fall 1988 by a graduate sovereignty in both economic and Operation Desert Storm, Bush said national security as an excuse for added. said. student who was a member at a political spheres," Rakus said. "a new partnership of nations has Both groups were overwhelm­ Stockton State College chapter, said The Bush administration said begun." ingly accepted to pursue additional President Mark Robinson (AS 91 ). recognition as members of the He said the group had its first university's Greek community, said rush in fall 1989 and has since IFC Vice President Brad Verrico grown to 43 brothers. (BE 91). With 30 members, Pi Lambda The Student Program The two groups will now seek Phi fraternity has been active off approval from administrators campus since fall 1986, said including the dean of students, the president Babak Rajaee (AG 91). Association coordinator of Greek Affairs and The chapter was founded by Special Programs and the vice Chris Reichert (AS 91 ), its Presents president for Student Affairs to president for the first two years, begin colonization, Csatari said. who became interested in the He said both groups should be fraternity through his brother, a approved by the end of the semester member of Pi Lambda Phi at Drexel and can participate in the formal University, Rajaee said. fraternity rush next fall. IFC looks to admit interest Raymond 0. Eddy, coordinator groups. with a considerable amount of Greek Affairs and special of philanthropy to their credit and programs, said before he will who have adhered to guidelines approve the groups to begin such as postponing colonization ~rCionization, he must evaluate until recognition, Csatari said. X1=C's justification for As part of IFC, fraternities are rqcommending the two groups. officially recognized by the ' Only one interest group is university and have more privileges y admitted per semester, Eddy than interest groups. They may participate in formal rush, hold 1 • This is Alpha Sigma Phi mixers with recognized fraternities ty's second attempt at IFC and sororities, and are entitled to it(emt•en;hip, and Pi Lambda Phi more university funds, Eddy said. Saturday, April 27th 8:00 pm Carpenter Sports Building The Rcz,iciu is looking for people with Macintosh con1putcr Tickets On Sale Now gr(1phics L)XPL)ricncc to do Student Center Main Desk, Weekdays 12-4 pm gr(1phics (1nd illustrations. If Tickets $5 In Advance, Full-Time Undergraduates Only. you (1rc intercstL)d, ec11l Archie Must .Present University ID at Time of Purchase tl t 4 'll -2771. - Funded by the Comprehensive Student Fee - April 23, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 5 Greeks hit hooes Pioneer Fund hearing continued from page 1 academic freedom which they say is guaranteed in their faculty for charity funils analyzes the "societal or social contracts with the university. policy consequences of individual The two professors are seeking a Alpha Epsilon Pi yet have a lo.t of fun ," said Seth and group diffemces in ability." reversal of the uiversity's policy, Broder (AS 92), director of Researchers at other universities financial compensation for damage holds tournament fundraising for Alpha Epsilon Pi. who have received support from the to their reputations and additional The tournament was very Pioneer Fund include Arthur Jensen time away from other activities to for AIOS research competitive, Broder said, because of the Univeresity of California at make up for delays in their "there's a lot at stake. There's a lot Berkeley and Phillipe Rushton of research. By Meredith Brittain of fraternity pride involved in East the University of Western Ontario, Gottfredson has also indicated CapyEdirar Coast tournaments." who have argued that blacks are that she may seek a public apology Thirty-two fraternity teams from Mike McDougal, a Tau Kappa mentally inferior to whites. from the university. about 17 un iversities on the East Epsilon member from th e Drexel ,Goufredson and Blits believe the She said, "It's a great relief to Coast played in the third annual University team that lost in the universi ty 's ban on the fund was finally have the case heard. i think Alpha Epsilon Pi Basketball finals, said, "We want to pl ay enacted because of political reasons it's a very important case but I Tournament Saturday and Sunday to basketball and help a good cause." and said it violates their right to would like it to be over." benefit AIDS research. Miller, who played on the Alpha The tournament, one of the Epsilon Pi team that lost in the largest gathering of Greeks from semifinals, explained the purpose of RSA lists demands different universities for a the tournament as "a way to combat philanthropic event, is "a novelty - AIDS and give support to fellow continued from page 1 Kirsch said, "We've taken practically one of a kind at this Greeks. complaints to them and gotten point," said Andy Miller (AS 92), "AIDS is a very prevalent disease current meal plan system, she said. immediate responses. We're not tournament director. right now, and more and more it's "We know that people are going sure if a large corporation would be The fraternity expects to raise coming into play with kids on to lose jobs and benefits," said as responsive to the concerns of $7,000 for the Medical Center of college campuses." Kelly Connor (AS 91), a student students." Delaware, Miller said. About 600 Coca-Cola , Sun Chasers and dining hall employee. " Students Kirsch said the letter represents people paid $2 to watc h the other corporate sponsors donated probably won't come out ahead." the resident student body and she tournament, packing the gym to equipment, money and paper goods. RSA members also want dining hopes it affects the university's standing mom only capacity. The competition raised $7,500 officials to continue environmental ultimate decision. Fourteen Delaware teams and last year, Miller added, but said this and waste programs in all dining Mike DiFebbo (BE 91), others from such schools as Ithaca tournament will be even more facilities, such as the refillable Delaware Undergraduate Student College, University of Maryland profitable because of publicity, mugs, Griesbach said. Congress president, said the and Lehigh University paid a $135 concessions and admission fees . "We are relatively pleased with university has been very selective in entry fee for the competition. The AI Woolfolk, a member of the Dining Services and their concern searching for an outside contractor. Delaware chapter of Alpha Phi winning team , said, " More M ichelle Bartley for environmental issues," said DiFebbo, a member of the Alpha won the tournament, 44-41 . organizations should get involved in Thirty two teams, including, 14 from the university, played in the Geoff Salthouse (AG 93), of the Dining Services Contracting "The main purpose of the AlDS awareness on a nationwide Alpha Epsilon Pi charity basketball tournament. Student Environmental Action Committee, composed of students tournament is to raise money and level." Coalition. and administrators, said the " We're concerned that the president is aware of students' contr~tor takes recycling serious- concerns and is weighing both • Risser said Dining Services options. officials have been very responsive "h is important for students to Dining worker has award-winning style lo studenl concerns, especially in 'know we won't offer a contract the last few years. unless it is better than the current By Lori Salotto Employee of the Year, Par.ricia Albright, won Kirsch said, " We've taken dining services," he said. Staff Reporter the Eastern regional competition. At the Amber Lantern, many students can Charles Dorsey, manager of Beverage enjoy nachos, stromboli or even guzzle some Operalions at the Amber Lanlern, nominated Vandals strike churches beer with friends while watching their favorite Trigg. "I recommended him because from the "Cheers''reruns. day he began to work for us, he impressed me as continued from page 1 Harris said although vandalism But for Hampton Trigg II (BE 91), these a very professional person," he said. is annoying, most damage to the . pleasures take a back seat to his responsibilities Cerulli said Trigg's responsibilities include Nazarene Dennis Wagner said, church is usually the mischief of as an Amber Lantern assistant manager. interviewing, hiring and training student "[Crimes against churches) reflect young teenagers. For hi s outstanding performance at the employees, conducting student employee a general breakdown in the moral "It's nol as meaningful as if it Amber Lantern,'Trigg was selected Dining workshops and designing advertisements to fiber of the country." were adults doing it for political Services Student of the Year last week. "When 1 promote the eatery. Wagner said the church has reasons," she said. found out, I was surprised," Trigg said. "I think "He supervises 72 student employees," been the target of other break-ins An attempted burglary at St. this indicates my potential for the future." Cerulli said, "and the job responsibilities have during the last several years. John's church on East Main Street Trigg was also chosen the University of been demanding over the past fe w years." Recenl events have prompted between April 4 and 5 resulted in Delaware Dining Services' nominee for the Trigg has held various positions in Dining church administrators to reevaluate $100 damage to a door frame, third annual National Association of College Services since 1988, and was recently named to the security syslem, he said. Newark Police said. and University Food Services' (NACUFS) 1991 his current position. The Amber Lantern "It will be a matter of Wagner said il is much more Student Employee of the Year contest, said assistanl manager, Trigg said, is a part-time discussion how to beef up common for his church to be Anthony R. Cerulli, assistant director for professional managemenl position. security," he said. externally vandalized than to be board/cash operations. "Hampton is doing a very good job. He is a Pat Harris, a church office broken into. He is also competing for the Eastern very responsible person- that's why we chose administrator at the Unitarian The most common problem the Regional Area award, which covers all colleges him," said Patrick Wan, assistant manager of Church on Willa Road, said she Church of the Nazarene faces is and universities on the East Coast. Cerulli said beverage services. "He has initialive and starts has not seen a significant rise in people rearranging the church sign Leslie D. Barbaro the results of this competition will be released in his own projects." attacks against the church, but letters and creating crude sayings. Hampton Trigg (BE 91) is honored as July. A luncheon will be held April 29 in the Blue damage occurs occasionally. Delaware State Police said they Dining Services Student of the Year. Lasl year's Dining Services Student and Gold Room lo recognize Trigg. Three 3 feet by 20 feet windows are currently looking into similar in' the Unitarian Church, valued at incidents elsewhere in the state, $300, were shot out March 25, but declined to comment on the status of their investigation. r----~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-----., Newark Police said. Streets reveal history TARGETING YOUR FUTURE:@~ continued from page, 1 Lovett Avenue, for example, ~ CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR e recognizes William D . Lovett, a LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS from 1916, said Newark resident former Newark city councilman ~ ~)If Marjorie Tilghman, whose father and builder from early 1900s. ran the printing press. The As Owen's search for the Wednesday. April 24 building's first location was the obvious and obscure origins of Monday. April 22 Tuesday. April 23 corner of South College Avenue city's streets continues, Newark Liberal Arts Job Fair! and Wesl Park Place, where the Historical Society's compilation Interview Techniques for Rodney Room, Student Center Do You Have Experience? YMCA now stands, and later list grows slowly from the obvious Liberal Arts Students 10:00 A.M.- 4:30P.M. Williamson Room, Student Center moved to the current Kells to the most obscure. Collin s Room. Student Center 12 :00-1:15 P.M. lnclydes: , Avenue. Owen said he plans to continue 12:00-1 :15 P.M. Internships and Field Experience 10:00 A.M.- 1:00 P.M. Newark street names also his search so that Newark Learn the most effective information session. immortalize prominent city An open session to collect Historical Society's compilation interviewing techniques to land figures. list can be complete. your first job. information and discuss Doing Well by Doing Good: opportunities with employers­ Careers In Government, Developing a Winning schedule interviews for after­ Non-Profit, and Community Resume for the Liberal noon session. Service Arts Student 1 :30 - 4:30 P.M. 3:30 - 5:00 P.M. Collins Room , Student Center Interviews will be conducted Collins Room, Student Center Read The Review 2:00- 3:00 P.M. with employers. Featured speaker: Careers In the Entertslnrnsnt every Tuesday From Backpack to Briefcase Bill Demby Industry, Fund Raising, Travel Collins Room, Student Center Ewing Room, Student Center and Tourism, and Conference and Friday fop 3:30 - 5:00 P.M. 3:00- 4:30 P.M. Planning Making the transition from Featured on the award winning Collins Room, Student Center school to work. A panel of DuPont commercial, Bill will 7:00 - 8:30 P.M. successful people will share focus on overcoming adversity These career fields will be ideas and experiences, and share an inspiring presen­ discussed by a panel of experts. News addressing the special needs tation on one man's courage. of women. Bill's motivational talk will help Sports . you get started In your career search. Sponsored by Merck & Featu.res Company and the Career Planning & Placement Office. lntematlonal Careers Entertainment Collins Room, Student Center 7:00 - 8:30 P.M. & Sponsored by the Career Development Alumni Commit­ Opinion tee and the Career Planning & Placement Office. OPINION 6 • THE REVIEW • April 23, 1991

Global celebration

Yesterday was the 21st anniversary of the first Earth Day. And just because R.E.M. didn't join other mega­ groups to hold a party does not mean the impetus behind the day can be forgotten. Election not farce Saving the environment means nothing less than While Darin Powell's April saving the planet and saving our lives. 19 .. column "Election or farce" We have no choice but to do everything in our power might have had some ·legitimate to protect the planet by whatever means possible. points about the election At a university level, that means turning the process, some of his comments were out of line and insulting. experimental recycling program in Newark and Graham Most outrageous were his halls into a campus-wide reality. last two paragraphs describing By placing bins for aluminum cans in easily accessible the Delaware Undergraduate places, all excuses for not recycling become moot. Student Congress (DUSC) There is no reason for the university not to invest in candidates as professional group joiners and resume campus-wide recycling. Every single can that is recycled padders. saves part of the environment. The people who make DUSC And that step-by-step process leads to radical change. worlt, from the president to the At a more personal level, each of us can do simple ,~,- ~ ..... committee members are no ~' ' ~ more resume padders than the things to save energy and resources. ~ -·. ;. Turn off the faucet as you brush your teeth. editors who stay up until 3 a.m. working on deadline. ! Turn off the lights in your house, apartment or Students involved in DUSC ~ residence hall room when you leave. spend up to 50 hours per week In short, use your common sense to stop the erosion of doing student congress related the Earth and its precious resources. Education: more than testing activities, from Delaware Day to dealing with Dining Services. The candidates on the Children in American schools solution. There is too much ballot are aware, of their Failing grade should have as a minimum: bureaucracy in school administration possible future obligations. (a) books to read so that "money is being spent;md An-yone who wants to lead (b) pencils and paper squandered in other places; it is not DUSC is allowed to run so long (c) standilrdized tests being spent on the children." as he or she shows awareness of In dedication to the success of soundbites, President In 1983, a dramatic Senate report National standardized tests, such what DUSC does. Is it too Bush unveiled his plan to "break the mold" and "re­ criticized the quality of American as the proposed American much to ask candidates to get invent" education. education as putting 'our nation at Achievement Tests, could become our name correct? an example of funds being Using catch phrases and revamped ideas under the "risk." Since then, education policy has squandered. blanket of a sweeping "revolution," Bush has sought to Marc Davis l become a politician's rallying cry Archie Tse We shouldn't spend money on DUSC Vice President appease critics of his deficient domestic policy with and a student's misfortune. developing and administering a (BE 91) empty words and flawed programs. Until last week, President Bush's national test when our test-takers As part of "America 2000," parents can choose which attempts at setting a national third- and fourth-grade desks in don't even have up-to-date books to Trust student voters which to in struct a kindergarten study. school their child attends, even a private school at public education agenda were as sorry as the condition of our schools. class. The money could be beuer spent Delaware Undergraduate expense. Finally, in a long awaited policy Her students couldn't reach the on developing social services for Student Congress (DUSC) must But this will only eliminate the effects of integration as announcement Thursday, Bush clothes hooks to hang up their students. think that university voters are suburban students stay in suburban schools and inner­ outlined his national education jackets, much less comfortably sit in Palmer cites a young girl who stupid. city students choose to stay at inner-city schools. strategy, labeled "America 2000." their seats. watched her mother being murdered They don't trust adult human Among the programs he The only supplies she received and a boy whose crack-addicted Diversity will be destroyed and differences between beings who are capable of described Thursday are merit pay for were pencils, paint, construction mother tried to murder him. driving a car and voting for the social classes widened by this policy and by merit pay for schools and teachers, schools with paper and sometimes glue. All other Counseling was not available for president of the United States to schools awarded according to achievement levels. experimental teaching techniques learning material s, such as puzzles either child, so the boy and the girl choose their own student Schools in middle-class districts which already have and "American Achievement Tests." and games, she had to purchase or were forced to cope on their own. represcntati ves. better resources will continue to excel past inner-city or But though the programs seem to scrounge for herself. Bush's education proposal has not Where do they get off be good ideas for middle-class She wasn't even given books. addressed such difficult problems of censoring an entire party poorer schools. suburban schools, they probably will The older grades had them , but even the inner-city schools. With greater resources, the middle-class district because they are not have no effect on the schools .of the so, most of their books were about Granted, a national education "politically correct" by DUSC schools will win the merit pay inner-city schools need for inner cities. 10 years old. policy would probably not be able to standards? I think I can make If, as Bush asserted, education basic resources like desks and books. Cheryl Palmer, a kindergarten handle the diversity of school that decision myself. Voluntary standardized nationwide tests can only gear teacher at Smothers Elementary, a spending has increased 33 percent environments in the U.S., but we over the last 10 years (even after school right in Bush 's own backyard must take care of the basic Janine Fitzpatrick learning toward garnering test scores instead of learning being adjusted for inflation), why necessities of learning first, before in D.C., doesn't see how the policy (EG 92) the material behind it. Education should never focus on will make any real changes for her are school children not receiving the we worry about testing what has testing, but on learning. classes. 11 materials and facilities for their been learned. DUSC attack ignorant Bush said, "Education has always .meant opportunity. When she started teaching at learning? Palmer said she bel icvcs that Archie Tse is the art/graphics Today education determines not just which students will Smothers two years ago, she was A wise man once said tha more money .may not be the director of The Review. succeed, but also which nations will thrive." · given a sixth-grade classroom with ignorance is bliss. He must In two sentences, Bush summed the very reason his have had Darin Powell in mind. The April 19 editorial education package falls desperately short of saving Partial Censorship (PC) ''Election or farce" reeks of students in America. ignorance. This plan offers no more opportunity for the poor than For this page and this page only, the most vital in this He initially notes that Karl has ever been open to them, furthering an elitist system newspaper, I'm changing my name so th at it is non­ Boeucher's (EG 92) petition to that excludes lower classes. sexist. run in the Delaware And as corny as it now sounds, it is indicative of some Undergraduate Student of the suggestions provided by those who arc trying to Congress (DUSC) was not make the university a safer place to speak your mind . approved. · The Campus Climate Task Force will publish "A One of the reasons cited was Guideline for the Sensitive Use of Language" next Boettcher's ignorance of whai semester. And just like the goopy plus/minus fiasco, this the acronym DUSC is used for. ' pamphlet will not be mandatory in any university As Powell sees it, thi. department obviously should not have an>: Sharon o : Neal, editor in chief In this age of adjusting to the politically correct, the bearing on the issue. Darin PoweU, executive editor Josh Putterperson Rlchelle Perrone, editorial editor Michael Boush, managing editor multiculturally aware and the morally sensitive, the I am sure that George Busti people leading the crusade must recognize what they're had no idea what GOP stands josh Putterman, managing editor Carol Hofmann, business manager t karen Curley, Julie Ferrari, advertising directors trying to do. in their backyards. . for either. Let's put it this way: You can either go all out or not With all kidding aside about family names, the The fact that Ted Amman~ Sports Editors ...... Tllra Finnesan, Dan B. levine go out at all. If the goal is to try and curb everybody's restrictions given by D.C. Cebula to his teaching (AS 92) took the time to fin

:. Tuesday, April 23 Meeting: Campus Coalition for Human Academy of Sciences. 436 Ewing Hall, "Rainforest," an interactive musical Rights. 301 Perkins Student Center, 6 p.m. 2:30p.m. Lecture/Performance: "The Kreutzer installation created by the Mclean Mix. Speaker: Professor James K. Oliver, All are welcome. Sonata," a story of marital intrigue, Room 219, Amy E. du Pont Music director of the international relations Student Seminar: "linear Algebra jealousy and murder, with the Building. 11 a.m. Program, will speak about graduate Lecture: "The last lecture Series," with Applications to Combinatorics," with G. Mendelssohn String Quartet. schools and careers on the international Susan Groh. 116 Purnell Hall, 7:30 p.m. Fiorini,. 50 W. Delaware Ave., 3:30-4:30 lecture/Performance series. Bacchus Friday, April 26 level. 335 Purnell Hall, 7:30 p.m. Sponsored by the Mortar Board and p.m. Theater, Perkins Student Center, 12:10 Sponsored by the International Relations Omicron Delta Kappa. p.m. Brown-bag lunch. Operations Research Seminar: · dub. Film: "Yeelen." 120 Smith Hall, 8 p.m. "Statistical Quality Control," with jim I ' Modern Dance Class: Delaware Lecture: "Black Teenage Childbearing and Crittenden, G.l. Gore and Associates. 120 : Tutoring: Math, physics, CIS, and other Repertory Dance Company. Blue Ice Wednesday, April 24 Economic Consequences," with Saul Memorial Hall, noon. , subjects. 225 Sharp laboratory, 7·10 p.m. Arena Dance Studio, 7:45 to 9:15 p.m. Hoffman, economics department. "Race, ' Free. Also on Wednesday from 6:15 to 8:15 Meeting: College Democrats. 326 Purnell Ethnicity, and Culture" series. Ewing Lecture: louis j. Gambaccini, General p.m. For information and to register, call Hall, 5:30p.m. Room, Perkins Student Center, 12:20 p.m. Manager, SEPTA. The Delaware : Meetins: Toastmasters, a public speaking jan Bibik at 292-3537. Brown-bag lunch. Transportation Center's Distinguished : group. 100 Sharp laboratory, 5:30 p.m. Nacho Night: Sponsored by the Speakers Seminar Series. Studio A,

1 Call Nathanael Herman at 738-8672 for Seminar: "Solving the Shell Equations Community and Family Services Club. Thursday, April 25 Newark Hall, 2·3 p.m. Using Hyperanalytic Functions," with R. Deer Park Tavern, 9:30 p.m. 1 information. Gilbert,. 536 Ewing Hall, 11 :15 a.m. Lecture: "Challenges of an Aging Contemporary Music Festival: "Gods, 1 Bible Study: Word of life Campus Contemporary Music Festival: Society," with Dr. Matilda White Riley, Demons and the Earth," featuring the Ministry. Kirkwood Room, Perkins Seminar: "Mathematical Models of a "Rainforest," an interactive musical National Institute on Aging. 108 Memorial Mclean Mix. Loudis Recital Hall, Amy E. Student Center, 9 p.m. For more Stationary Flow Past a Self-Propelling installation created by the Mclean Mix. Hall, 7:30p.m. du Pont Music Building, 8 p.m. For , information, call Tom at 453·0266. Body," with V. Pukhnachov, lavrentyev Room 219, Amy E. du Pont Music information, call 451·2577. Institute of Hydrodynamics, USSR Building, 11 a.m. Contemporary Music Festival: The Student Program Association Presents

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,.. ' ...1 ... .. ·- - -- · - ~ 8 • THE REVIEW • April 23, 1991 Agricultural Dean Crossan bids goodbye to the university

By Melissa Gi tter the College of Agricultural Sciences. He said the worst a nd most time­ Although Crossan is retiring from his , Scaff Reporrer He's represented the university well to consuming part of hi s job was "just university position, he will continue to A fter nearly four decades at the the agricultural and government shuffling papers." serve Delaware on the board of trustees university, Donald F. Crossan is calling it community," said Richard B. Murray, "He's provided strong Crossan was seriously injured in an of Longwood Gardens, as a board quits . acting provost and vi ce president for leadership for the College of accident while hunting in December membe r of the Delaware Academy of Crossan, 65. the dean of the College of Academic Affairs. Agricultural Sciences." 1989. Science, and on the state's Coastal Zone Agricultural Sciences, is retiring from his " He's fair. You know exactly where He said even though he was hurt, he Industrial Control Board. post of 14 years in June. you stand with him," said William J. - Richard B. Murray was glad to return to his job a t the A replacement for Crossan still has not "It might be fun to do something where Benton, associate dean of the College of Acting Provost and Vice President university. been found, Murray said. yo u 're not so regimented in your day, Agricultural Sciences. for Academic Affairs. Crossan, who still teaches a graduate Five candidates .for the agricultural your month, your year," he said. "He is able to handle difficult level course, said his greatest dean ' s post are slated to vis it the Crossan has served in a variety of roles situations with ease." accomplishments as a dea n included university before any decision is made, he in hi s 37 years at the university, including Crossan's leadership and ability were helping the college to grow physi cally said. director o f the Delaware Agricultural honored at the college's annual colleagues. and increasing the faculty. The new dean will take office July 1. Experimenlal Station, and vice president conference held last month. The dean was "I have enjoyed being a dean very "I think people need to r emember And at that time, Crossan will sow the for University Relations. honored with a plaque and h is much. You try to make it easy for faculty they're here to se rve the p eople o f seeds of retirement after a long career at "He's provided strong leadership for accomplishments were lauded by his to get their job done," Crossan said. Delaware," Crossan said. the uni versity.

After the trees are harvested, and racism. Recycling they are replaced by a crop of fast­ Provost Taylor came to the university in Excessive exercise growing trees, which will mature in the early '60s as a Ph.D candidate in psychology. continued from page 2 12 to 15 years. continued from page 2 continued from page 3 American culture to be thin, and this "Trees are not the problem," Hee Before joining the staff at Wayne is a primary reason for th e product in the United States. said, "solid waste is." committed to university develop­ State, Taylor was a member of the th eir psychological health as well as overexercising on campus. Environmentally conscious Of the 13 .6 million tons of ment and administration," she said. University of Maryland faculty for th eir physical well-being, according "In a seminar, I would work with Amer icans have been on a newsprint used in 1989, 7.2 million Taylor said he was not always 21 years as professor of to Pick. the students about their motivation newspaper collection binge, tons were dumped into landfills, the interested in becoming an psychology, director of social Spec ialists a t the c e nter said behind this compulsiveness, to find according to a Globe report. Boston Globe said. administrator. "I had a brood-based psychology and associate dean for female students are more prone to out if they were seeking health, or Americans have saved so many As well as advocating recycling liberal arts education," Taylor said, research in the Graduate School. excessive exercise because of an thinness," she said. "I would also newsp apers they created an to redu ce waste, newspapers are "and I had my sights on many Gouldner said a final expectation in society for women to invite them to talk about their different things." excessive supply, the report said. tryi ng to use materials that are recommendation will be made to be thin. Pick said most of the women feelings ." Some cities have been fo rced to environmentally safe. ''When I was fJtSt approached to President David P. Roselle early who use the center to work out are Orysh counsels many of th e hire additional people to remove the Many newspapers nowuse become an administrator I resisted," next month, and the new provost of normal, hea lthy weights, but students with eating disorders on newspapers. soybe an oil ink instead of he said, "but eventually I will take office July I. continue to abuse their bodies with campus and said these students tend Thoug h many environmentalists petroleum-based ink for their color succumbed." The new provost will replace strenuous exercise. to overexercise more than students are concerned mainly with pictures, Morgan said, and are now Taylor is also a professor of Richard B. Murray, who has served Dr. Leslie Orysh, a psychologist who do not have eating problems. deforestation, Hee said the United experimenting with black soybean psychology at Wayne State. "I've as acting provost since 1988. for counseling and student "We must educate the students States now has more trees than it ink . found it easy to mix teaching, The other two finali sts are R . development at the university, said about the risks and benefits of did at the turn of the century. Irvin said, "The soybeans are scholarship and administration," he Byron Pipes, dean of the College of there is tremendous pressure in exercising," said Orysh. Trees grown speciall y for the grown and harvested in Iowa and said. Engineering, and Roy A. paper industry are ground into pulp the ink is non-toxic and has no In addition to his degree from the Konigsknecht, dean of the Graduate to make newsprinL volatile orgWJic fumes." university, Taylor also holds School at Ohio State University in degrees in psychology from Columbus. 1~ ORDER /~ Western Reserve University and A fourth finalist, Risa Palm of (~NOW!~ Bus leaves after riot Howard University. His research the University of Colorado at has focused in the areas of intimacy Boulder, was slated to begin a visit Pizza kits available in cheese. contin ued from page 2 the bus. and interpersonal processes, group to campus today, but withdrew from "If he had got on the bus I think pepperoni. sausage and whole behavior, personality and prejudice the provost search. wheat. Fi xi ngs for 3 medium about minutes to break up the 15 he would have killed her," he said. pizzas for as low as $ 121 riot. Bie lby said people were No arrests were made and no standing in front of the bus and Ca ll 45 1-1097 to order. Orders Once again CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! to those llart lr.gat: one was injured. About $2 10 of leaning on the hood so it could not mu st be placed by Friday. April sophomores with a 3.3 g.p.a. or higher!!!! And London $579 damage was done to the bus. leave. 25. Kits delivered on Tuesday. Pans 61~ May 14. Summerville said there is "Everyone was freaking out," THANKS too all those who made Sophomore Tokyo 789 routine damage done to the buses Recognition a success!!!!!!!!!!!! Hong Kong 979 he said. "The bus dri ver told us to Caracas 410 .AJI proceeds to benefit on the late-night tops, particularly get into the middle of the bus !;o Mexlcc ~lty 390 THE COLLEGE SCHOOL at Paper Mill Apartments. that we would no t be hit if the Miami 250 "We wi ll not have our b us glass shattered." j Taxes not inr.'ud ed.Resrrictir.,, s apply . drivers put in th ese kinds of The policeman told the driver to .Fa~~~ ,~~fsc! :~~~ ~~~nWci, ~~~aX~ ~g Iprograms.l ntern ational Student & Teache situations caused by crowds o f take the students already on the , ID.EURAIL PASSES ISSUED ON drunken in dividual s," he said. bus wherever they needed to go. jTHE SPOT! 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N A Unll II lhe Slate Unlvmlly II New Yorlt Mrn "'*"'*-" htf~ is 111Wiilill* m lbt Collrgt OOiaiOg d 0 • THE Rl:VIEW • April23, 1991 Volunteer firefighters ~ "BEAT THE SYSTEM" "1: seek new training site Your Source for Contact BARGAINS GALORE! Lens Savings ... up to 75%!! Lack of a local training facility is FEATURING: Nice selection of NEW CD'• • $9.95 By Jennif r Beck • Filled to Your Doctor's Specifi ,1tion Staff Reporter not the department's only problem, • ati sfa tion Guaranteed ·nclud1ng new releases I. Handcrafted Jewelry by Wendy. Locnl volunteers at the AETNA Sereni said. One of the biggest • ALL BRANDS AVAILABLE in(~luding peace designs. B•••b•ll card•l Buy, sell/trade! Ho e H ok and Ladder Company, obstacles is recruitmenL • Overnight & Ne t Day Air Available Numerous bargains throughout the store. • all Toll Free - 1-800-7 &7·8588 including everul stud nts, are "It's hard to set up a booth and PARTNERS PLACE, Consignments and Resale 0 ·ecking land and money from the ask people to come do this job that is TRY US TODAY! ~~c~l~e a~~!':~Jre kit_ o n Traders Alley. Next to Subway dirty. stres ful, eusperating and ontact Lens avi ngs Cal l: state t build a firefig hter training 165 E. MAIN STREET. • 738-6328 .. center in New astle County, an sometimes painful." 1-800-767-8588 I -:- ~ AETNA official said. Sevent en university students Fire eompani s throughout th volunteer as firefighters or ambu­ county petitioned Gov. Michael N. lance riders, he said. astlc in February for fund . from Mo 1 of th e volun teers are ROBin·s nEST nAil lAlOR the 19 I bond bill, but the monc nursing majors and graduate whcue chiclu go lo be pampeted I was denied. students. SPECIALIZING. IN SCULPTURED NAILS, SILK WhAPS, MANICURES, Because of budg t uts, astle Robi Fischer (AS GM), who PEDICURES, NAIL ART, WAXING AND FOOT REFLEXOLOGY said h ' ould not fund an y new volum rs at AETNA, said, "The onstrucl ion projc ts this year, best thing about being a flfefighter is money was only allo ·ated to when ev ryone is working together 1r------$10 OFF ------,$15 OFF FULL SET OF I c mpletc ones alrt".ad underway. to achieve whatever i needed to ACRYLIC N~ILS I urrcntl , voluntc rs undergo help a person ." I FOOT REFLEXOLOGY. REG. $50.00 NOW $31.00 I trai ning at the Delaware State Fire At the Dover school, Fi her and I 'IIUT 1'11C11Sill' TO A UIIQUE WAY Of IWEVIIIG EVOTDAY STIIESS & TtliSIOII I REG . $40.00 NOW $30.00 ~~C1~1>\~f?W~.~ o~~~R~~~~R I S hool in Dover. ther volunteers tudy farefig hting WITH THIS COUPON • EXP. ~~ o NOT V"LlD WITH "NY OTHER OFFER Ho' ever, a majority of as well as ambulance training, he OWNED & OPERATED BY ROBIN MAXEY ------· tirelighters in the state are from N · w said. ~------eau. ~ 0-" aproi.. t.ud Casrlc County, he explained, and it The program includes a six-hour FAIRFIELD SHOPPING CENTER rCIDI docs not make sense to have them orientation session provided by 896 NORTH. NEW LONDON ROAD (Next to Bank of Delaware) 731-2670 travel all the way to er to train. ind ivi dual companies and a 60-hour 10% DISCOUNT FOR U OF D STUDENTS & SENIOR CITIZENS. Co nsequent! '• AET A would ourse at the training school. li ke to have a fire school for eac h Aft r the ori ntation session, ·ount . he aid . In addition to volunteers begin riding in the seeking funding, the lire department vehicles for a one year Jrobationary i" currcntJ s x-kmg land for a new p riod while the omplel lheir by CPT. Peter Lomreuos training f:1 ility. tr.lining. \liD IX PAPER ON SOCRATES SffiA GE E\IEl'l1'S AT WORK

His Prol mocked Books, the hoohg.on One J>3per graded Mananne One day ..,t MariMne alone. Directory appeared one month. Word, jestures. limpid. hong~ng honds. 11 was on Socra1es. the Cree · She gooed J>3pers, g ivi ng morks, The foculty was fisted there. AJ this Mien....,. M!lnallne. The J>3per was superbly done. When suddenly rang their phone, "Damn!" William Banks began to froth, Books fanned a d.ori<~i" studenu' band A better 'uork one need nol seek A pleasant voice requested Banks. And full len minutes he did 5Wear. 1lw!y ;..clged repons, noc MMMM. And Boukas, author of the p Smith, o married man. you oee. No outlina gil\'e I~• • ,..·. Col · A· from Mananne. the Aide Both missed thetr trails; at l!lst they mel. Altended Yale, a Ph.D. "No logic! o.,....,., '"th al p1o ' Tho1 J>3per Prof Banks did no1 pleose Called Banks: "My secret do not spill. Not what they '"'Y about me: ?£..-~r~D c Gve them al -A·,, erupgJe . too slop~•. nolhtng proved ... And Marianne recalled a case, look, here's my address revealed. to/ft~rr~qs (.i)toe(a) Alane at las! amid Ban · · books. 'CO!T\Jpling young' was many things . • VJhen Garick from a fiel:! trip stormed. Ne> IS lhol hoolrgan But Garicks were o \4i le ond man ... "Woold Banks on marit..J stales !any, ·· -· . &n Major " "" his laggong Bnos.s '" \Vho 1n Banks absence his class ranl" This " "'' wha1 troubled Morianne Unless he were indeed o fairy?" ·~--- -- "'

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DUSC Committee Chairs Provide Opportunities for Leadership Elections Committee with the consent of the DUSC. Faculty Senate Committees All elections results are presented by the committee Academic Affairs Committee: The main purpose to the DUSC for approval and ratification. Academic Appeals · of the Academic Affairs Committee is to guide and Cultural Activities and Public Events advise DUSC concerns and the entire student body Freshman Affairs Committee: The Freshman Coordinating Committee on Education on all academic questions and concerns. The Affairs Committee is responsible for representing International Studies committee achieves this by having collective infor­ the interest and concerns of the freshman class to Library mation on all the channels open in the administra­ the DUSC and serves to educate freshman to student Student and Faculty Honors tion dealing with academic problems. In the past, government and University affairs through an ori­ Student Life the Academic Affairs Committee has worked closely entation process. The Freshman Affairs Committee Undergraduate Studies with the Provost and the Faculty Senate on legisla­ also publishes the Who's New at Delaware book, Institutional Computing and Reseach Support which is available every year to incoming fresh­ tion that would lessen the academic perplexities Systems students find at Delaware. We anticipate that in the men. next year, the committee will work on problems such as drop/add and academic advisement. Lobby Committee: The Lobby Committee is the Board of Trustees Committees DUSC's contact with the state legislature in Dover. Administrative Affairs Committee: The Admin­ The committee is responsible for researching an . Agriculture istrative Affairs Committee is a liaison between issue, bringing it to the DUSC for a vote, and then Education and Training administrators and students, ensuring open com­ lobbying for or against it. In the past, the Lobby Executive munication and mutual comprehension of current Committee has worked for grants and budget in­ Finance issues, concerns and viewpoints. The committee's creases for the University in order to keep tuition Grounds and Buildings aim is to facilitate a constructive working relationship down. The committee has also lobbied against Honorary Degrees and Awards between students and administrators through pro­ legislation that would discriminate against certain Physical Education, Athletics and Recreation gramming and publicity. This committee hopes to students at the University. Most recently, the Lobby Public Affairs and Advancement increase student awareness of administrators and Committee has been lobbying for funds to increase Student Affairs their roles. Events planned include meeting with the accessibility of the campus to the handicapped. administrators to discuss their relationship with Members of this committee are registered lobbyists students and evaluate the communication and feed­ in Dover and are responsible for lobbying on behalf back between the students and their offices. The of student concerns. committee attempts to involve other student organi­ zations, such as hall governments, fraternities and Student Appointments Committee: The Student sororities, in order to accomplish its aims. Appointments Committee recommends interested students to various committees including DUSC Constitutions Committee: The Constitutions Committees, Board of Trustees and Faculty Senate Committee is responsible for care and upkeep of the Committees, and various advisory committees about DUSC constitution and bylaws. The committee issues including parking and dining services. The. periodically reviews these documents and recom­ committee advertises in The Review at the begin­ mends necessary amendments or revisions. The ning of each semester as to which committees have committee is solely responsible for referral and openings. After a thorough selection process, the interpretation of the bylaws and constitution, and its Student Appointments Committee recommends the chair acts as the DUSC parliamentarian. Also, the most qualified students to the DUSC for approval. Constitutions Committee advises registered stu­ dent organizations about constitution writing and Public Relations Committee: The Public Rela­ recommends actions to the DUSC concerning any tions Committee is responsible for maintaining and groups seeking registration. • improving relations between the DUSC and the student body. This is accomplished through local Elections Committee: The Elections Committee communication services publicizing actions of the is responsible for all aspects of the student govern­ DUSC, by increasing student awareness of student ment elections every spring and freshmen elections government and by serving as a publicity resource in the fall. The committee meets regularly through­ center. The committee writes newsletters and press Penguins can't apply for student out the year to compose, revise and process election releases, and maintains the DUSC bulletin board in campaign rules and procedures, assuring that the the student center. leadership positions ... but you can! spring elections are·conducted in the most efficient and unbiased process possible. During late April, Special Projects Committee: The purpose of the nominations are opened for all student government Special Projects Committee is to provide new ideas positions including DUSC, RSA, and OCSA offi­ and recommendations to the DUSC. The commit­ cers, college council officers, and Senior class tee monitors the actions of students groups at the officers.This is usually a ten day to two week period University of Delaware and at other Universities in which the Elections Committee, in cooperation across the country searching for projects which with the Public Relations Committee, attempts to DUSC can undertake. In addition, the committee solicit the members of the student body to become may choose to work on projects the do not fall involved and to seek the offices of their choice. within the realm of the other DUSC committees. Following this period, all candidates are informed of the election rules and the campaigning is initiated. Delaware Day Committee: The Delaware 'oay When the actual elections take place, the committee Committee is an ad hoc committee whose sole is responsible for arranging poll locations and hours, purpose is to organize and sponsor Delaware Day, acquiring necessary polling equipment, scheduling the University's annual ·spring carnival. The Dela­ students to work the polls, and counting the ballots. ware Day Committee works with members of the In addition, the Elections Committee is responsible university administration, .the City of Newark, other for investigating all campaign and election infrac­ student groups and the ·ousc to plan this event. tions which may surface during the campaign pe­ riod. Violators are usually disqualified by the 12 • JHE REVrEW • April 23, 1991

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LEARN MORE 215 545-0555 OR CALL 800 533 2920 TODAY THE LYCEUM April 23, 1991 • THE REVIEW • 13 Dover workshop helps veterans gain civilian employment By john Trzcinski civilian life, TAP was instituted Staff Reporter through an agreement between state As the fust state to participate in and federal officials, Hortiz said. the expansion of an experimental Evaluations from a pilot program pilot job assistance !raining program in California indicated military for soon-to-be-veterans, about 40 personnel enrolled in TAP spent less people au.endcd the fust workshop in time unemployed than those who did April at the Dover Air Froce Base. not participate, Hortiz said. MANDATORY INTEREST MEETING The monthly workshop offers Thomas Collins, Assistant U.S. courses on career-decision making, Secretary of Labor for Veterans' Tuesday, April 23rd at 5:00p.m. • Kirkbride 206 job searching tools and employee Employment and Training, said the evaluations, a state official said. expansion of TAP into other states is for Delaware Precision Dance Team Auditions Seven states were chosen to test a positive opportunity for military the effectiveness of the program personnel entering the job markeL Questions? Call Lisa- 456-9917 which was authorized in May 1990, "TAP will serve at least 36 states and based on its s uccess similar and about 220,000 service members programs may be extended to the and their families who separate from entire nation. active duly each year and enter the State Director for Veteran civilian workplace," Collins said. Employment Training Joseph Hortiz, Castle signed the agreement Jr. said the course, called the between the State of Delaware, the Transition A ssistance Program Dover Air Force Base, the U.S. (TAP), is designed for personnel Department of Labor's Veterans NEED A COURSE? leaving or retiring from the military Employment and Training Service within six months . and the Department of Veterans Crealcd as a transitional course to Affairs to begin the courses the fust .e..... ·._...~.....,.,..~...... , help military personnel adjust to week in April. LGBSU stages die-in continued from page 3 94) said,"( think this is very bold of Has Fall 1991 courses to fulfill GROUP C and MULTICULTURAL Requirements them and it takes a lot of guts to do on campus," Fromme said. "There's what they are doing." LING 101 "Introduction to Linguistics" a slew of them." Fromme urged audience As the "dead bodies" lay on the members to combat homophobia by Fulfills Group C and Multicultural Requirements ground, a cassette player blared confronting others who tell anti-gay Many sections, at convenient times. messages from anonymous callers jokes. left on the LGBSU office "It's these small things that keep "Introduction to Linguistics" is an introduction to human language, both as a system of co..m ::: · answering machine, such as, "You homophobia alive," Fromme said. munication and as a human institution. It covers the organization of sounds, word forma- · faggots got to go." "Silence equals death and stronger Audience member Carl Lin (BE tion, the structure of sentences, meaning, the relationship of language to society, and other action equals life." topics. · All section of LING 265 fulfill the Group C Requirement. There are no prerequisites, and no background in linguistics is assumed. LING 265 (10) "Studies: Language and Gender" (MWF 12:20-1:10) Why do women often feel that their boyfriends/ husbands don't listen to them? Why do many men believe that women can't make up their minds? This course explores the ways in which women ~nd men use lan­ guage differently, with a focus on the mi understandings that sometimes result from these differences. "(,l... )"' ~ ' \." !'.., • ~ ,. , LING 265 (11) "Studies: Dialects of American English" (TR 12:30-1:45) This course considers the history of American English from colonial times to the latest "vogue" slang. Ex­ SUMMER TERM 91 amples of contributions from African, Chine e, Amerindian, Spanish, Yiddish, and other languages will be =-- discussed along with principles of regional and social variation. May 28-July 19

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brand-new to Newark, I had to "We've all been sick, so we walk to the university and deal must be excused," says Cicala. with the bus system ." "But some excuses are not Other professors claim reasonable. I've heard of a now. It was stolen from perfection, or near perfection, and student's grandmother who died the subway . . My little say they have no need for excuses. five or six times." needed to borrow it for English Professor Robert Bethke But Professor Herbert Saturday and tell. says he doesn't rely on excuses. Kingsbury only gives honest • Such are the excuses and "I am very rarely late and don't excuses. morn•ngs planations, ranging from the use excuses," says Bethke. "I have "My excuses are really just evable to the ridiculous, that no need to use them." innocuous," says Kingsbury, who rocrastination-prone students Professor Walt Rykiel uses an teache'S mechanical engineering. now blue often give teachers for not turning optimistic approach when handing "We just didn't get it done on The Smurfs screwed up usisnments in on time. out excuses for late tests in his time." Do eE L-\\<~ "'t= L'£.A~~t.'D pgeffSS~ everything. But students aren ' t the only communication classes. Communication professor Doug ~~o UNfL\~C~UJGLY 5\P\\ES: Those cute little blue boogers live ones making excuses. As the ".If I' rn running late on McLeod says that he doesn't think in the forest with perma-grins on saying goes, excuses are like correcting an exam or quiz, I just he's ever returned an assignment their fat faces. They dance, sing and IIJlpils- everyone's got them smile," says Rykiel. late. learn some stupid lesson at the end -lhey all stink. "I tell my students to look at it "I always stay up all night and of each episode that can't be used BYen university professors this way - the longer I keep your finish my grading," says McLeod. later on in life. ~n't immune to an occasional tests the easier I will grade them . "If there's a scribble on a student's Soon after the Smurfs appeared .-:retched alibi. "No one usually complains paper, I explain that I was attacked on television, Saturday morning Elizabeth Perse, a when I say this." by my cat, Barkley." cartoons became soiled. Other impy, ~rnunication professor, was late Society chooses the many uses McLeod, who attended the wimpy characters toolc a foothold in : JMuming papers and tests for two of excuses which can be tarnished University of Wisconsin, recalls the networks and snagged some of ·e~s in 1987. She offered a with abuses and ruses. But it all one of his worst undergraduate the most sacred time sloes. jaume excuse. boils down to culture, says George professors as being obsessed with Johnny Quest was cruelly and "I told my students that my Cicala, psychology professor. excuses for lateness . unjustly sentenced to a 6:30 a.m. ...ghter disrupted my life," says "The excuses that you often "I was in a communication slot in favor of little fuzzy things , a single parent. " I went hear are conventionally or theory class where the professor who love everybody and never get to a conference and my culturally responsive," says Cicala. didn't get midterms back to us sick or die. 14-year-old daughter Becky "We adjudicate our responsibilities until the final week of class," says sometimes not given at all. " I asked him where our papers Soon, "Care Bears" and "My to try her driving skills for with things we all experience and McLeod. "I was wearing my St. Louis were and he didn't answer. He told Little Pony" joined the campaign for time. can relate to." "We wrote a major paper and he Cardinals cap, and I went to me that if I gave him my Cardinals love and understanding in cartoon My Volkswagen Jetta had a Among these, says Cicala, the didn' t return it until two-thirds question him about the delay on hat he'd give me an A. land. Commercialism began to taint transmission," says Perse. leading reasons we offer are based through the semester." our papers," says McLeod. " I gave him the hat, he gave me the sanctity of animation, as figures I returned I had ground-up on health, followed by opposing McLeod says his professor's "I was in luck , because he was a an A and I never saw my paper. for every fuzzy thing with morals ars and no clutch, so, being commitments and personal tragedy. excuses were vague, mumbled and Cardinals fan, too. You fi gure it out." appeared on the market. This set off a rippling effect through the animation industry. Shows evolved from already aking a peek existing products and shallow celebrities. Here is a sampling of the cartoons featured on Saturday behind feathers, mornings in these troubled times: •Super Mario Brothers 3 oCampCandy wings and beak •Wizard of Oz •Muppet Babies By josh Putterman •New Kids on the Block Managing Editor As the cartoon bigwigs spent less You could say time deciding on the fluff to present that Geoff Carlson to the youth of America, animators (AS 91) is going spent less time and effort on the through an identity cartoons themselves. crisis. "Everyone These cheap 'toons now thinks I'm Tubby's dominate the Saturday morning son." lineup, and their constant rotation is Carlson's a testament to their empty-headed dressing up as the nature. Blue Hen mascot As these shows rotate, the less during the 1990 desirable are cast into the afternoon football season time slots which were once may be the cause. dominated by such cartoon greats as Dave Raymond, Speed Racer, Marine Boy and son of Delaware Spider Man. football head coach Those cartoons had class. And Tubby Raymond, Leslie D. Barbaro they touched on topics a little closer prances around as Geoff Carlson (AS 91) would love to be the to real life than Papa Smurf trying to the Phillie Phanatic Blue Hen another year, except he's graduating. elude Gargamel for the zillionth for a good chunk of time. the year. But when it carne to 10-pound head is a pair of thick Just compare the Smurf's theme entertaining the fans inside wool pants, two sweatshirts, a pair Pamela Wray DeStefano song with Speed Racer's, and it's Delaware Stadium last fall , the of wings and a pair of feet. The Della Lied of the Covered Bridge Theatre's Young Peoples Theatre Program paints a obvious which show prepares the honor of wearing the colorful yet costume may be different next year, knight upon the cheeks of 11-year-old Jonathan Aver of Chesapeake City, Md. nation's young and impressionable bulky outfit was all Carlson 's. Carlson says, as there is talk of for life's hardships. The honor will soon end, creating a new outfit The Smurf's "La La La La La La, however, as he graduates June 1. But for now, the costume made La La La La La" implies that these And the task of finding the next him lose anywhere from seven to I 0 Renaissance fair turns little schmucks are always happy person to be the Blue Hen, one in pounds per game in perspiration. and never face obstaCles. which Carlson will assist, hit a snag. "You just sweat. There's no But Speed's theme song, "Here No one showed up for the tryouts, breathing in the whole thing." college into Camelot comes Speed Racer, he's a demon which were held concurrently with While he doesn't complain about on wheels/ He's a demon and he's cheerleader tryouts in Carpenter sweating, there is a couple of beefs By julie Creech Community College Friday night and going to be chasing after someone," Sports Building last week. that involve the costwne. Staff Reporter Saturday afternoon, featured crafts, activities shows man's inhumanity to man in "There's supposed to be a big On marshmallows: "In the South NORTH EAST, Md . - From behind a and entertainment from Europe of many his struggle to survive. Sure it's turnout A lot of friends were saying End Zone I'm a walking target the hanging tapestry mces a young boy proudly centuries ago. violent, but it's real. they wanted to try out," says entire game. They do everything to presenting a shield which bears his coat of The festival was sponsored by the Covered Speed was joined in his fight for Carlson, a psychology major. try and hit me," Carlson explains. arms. Bridge Theatre's Young Peoples Theatre survival by "Ultra Man," "The How he got the job and how the He has also had paper wads and Wearing an emerald green cloak and light Program, and it also presented plays evocative Fantastic Four" and the mighty crew next Blue Hen will be chosen is "other hard things" thrown at him. green stockings, he looks like the typical of the Rena.issance Era. of the animated epic "Star Blazers." through a series of interviews, which Many of the things tossed his way medieval lad. Around his waist hangs a sheath At one of the many booths, the children Characters die horrible, bloody he explains. he cannot see because he can't look which securely. holds his sword in place. created their own medieval shields with coats deaths in these shows, but that's "What we're going to do is put straight ahead with the costume on. Following him is a little girl with a wreath of of arms that they designed themselves. what life is all about people in situations, something like: An advantage that comes with flowers crowning her blond hair. They chose pieces of felt and construction All those damn Care Bears do is It's the fourth quarter, you're on the being the mascot is that you are the All the while, a trio of minstrels stroll paper of various shapes and colors and applied float around on purple clouds all day visitors' side of the stands, the game victim of many playful kidnappings through the crowd of colorfully dressed adults them to a background shaped like a shield. and say how much they love each is reaity close and all the fans on the during football season. '"That's a fun and children, singing songs of old in perfect There was hardly an undecorated face other. No one goes hungry, no one visitors' side are heckling you. What thing," he says. "The band does it, harmony. under twelve in the building, as urchins ge&s hurt, and no one bleeds. Now do you do?" too, and other squads ... they just Craftsmen display their handmade flocked to one booth to have their faces how believable is that? For starters, a mascot isn't take you." collectibles such as stained glass ornaments painted. The eager children had everything It used to be fun to get up early allowed to speak while in costume. The key to being a successful and carved wooden knickknacks to pocential from flowers to clownlike expressions on Saturdays and watch your Most of the other rules to which college mascot, Carlson says, is buyers. designed on their faces . favorite hero battle the forces of mascocs must adhere Carlson picked having a good relationship with the This may seem like a scene from Camelot Most of the children at the festival donned evil. The closest thing to a hero up at a one-week cheerleading camp .cheerleaders. or Sherwood Forest, but it actually happened Renaissance attire similar to one of Robin these days is He-Man, and he held last summer at Rutgers And if no one shows up for the this weekend. cou1dn 't even hurt a Smurf. University. rescheduled tryouts (to be held The Renaissance Arts Festival, held at Cecil see RENAISSANCE pase 18 He also learned that "you can within the next couple of weeks), he john Robinson is an never be seen without your head." wouldn't mind being Tubby entertainment editor of The ,• Accompanying the Blue Hen's Raymond's illegitimate son again. Review.

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1991 UNIVERSITY OF DEIAWARE ' CONTEMPORARY MUSIC FESTIVAL APRIL 24,_25, 26 Featured Composers: JOAN TOWER AND THE McLEAN MIX Co-sponsored by the Department of Music, the Visiting Women Scholars Fund, and the Faculty Senate Committee on Cultural Activities and Public Events •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "RAINFOREST" ... So Why Not Let the Audience Perfortn? Imagine walking into a space filled with evocative, sultry sounds, haunting drones and being able to add your own creation to the rich musical tapestry! Presented by The McLean Mix, an internationally-acclaimed composing/performing duo of electro-acoustic music. '1Ut/NFOREST" is an electro-acoustical musical environment in which anyone can participate. No musical experience necessary! Wednesday, April24, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Thursday, Apri/25, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. • Room 219, Amy E. du Pont Music Building ...... -...... Festival Concerts in Loudis Recitalllall Thursday, April 25, 8 p.m. THE CHAMBER MUSIC OF JOAN TOWER Friday, April 26, 8 p.m. "GODS, DEMONS AND THE EARTH" PRESENTED BY THE McLEAN MIX ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Friday, April 26, 2:30 p.m. Composers Forum: "Women Composers in America Today" Guest Panelists: Joan Tower and Priscilla McLean Room 207, Amy E. du .Pont Music Buildin~ ALL EVENTS FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC ente Good things are lurking in the 'Shadows' By Amy Mazziott.a These old friends are reunited on the Ides of Amidst old secrets, underlying anger and an These moments lack the emotional gravity Staff Reporter March by mas terminds Jarrod (Lee M . abundance of rather complex love triangles, the actors built throughout the play. The On a secluded estate during a thunderstorm AhlstrOm) and Rebecca (Pamela Huxtable) for the 13 players, c lad in th e da rk robes of characters used their believable sincerity to and power failure, 13 invited guests begin to a game that resembles a hosted murder. Franciscan monks, find more than they expect draw the audience into the intricate story line. disappear, one by one, in "Shadows." Clues as well as bodies of the club members in tll c dark shadows. Some of the most convincing performances The guests are members of Imagination Ink, are dropped as th e plot unravels and carries the The only thing detracting from the genuine were given by Eric Maney (AS 94) as Harvey, a college story-telling club of the Byron and minds of those involved from their story­ intensity of the play are the sometimes stiff and Shelley variety. related games into reality. hokcy death scene . see 'SHADOWS' page 18 ey should Missile ow when ALBUM REVIEW Sheena Easton makes .ato say when What Comes Naturally MCA •,~~I want a Yes reunion, and you 0 morose kMw I want it now. No Anderson, "" Wallmans, Bullholes and How!" • T\1, mUSIC -The Dead Milkmen Sheena repeats

t . Those veneral>le '70s starship every beat but Dark lyrics lighten tnlopers, Yes, are back on tour not the title ain. All eight of them. major label debut They also have a new album. By Ron Kaufman They also have a boxed set. Associate News Editor And I guarantee that before this The engineers at MCA AlBUM REVIEW ,.J)adlne!;s is over, the record-buying Records overlooked a huge ic will also be assaulted with a King Missile error during the mixing of The .Way To Salvation Sheena Easton's new album. Atlantic The programmer must have B· Can you hear it - the jangling fallen asleep because the drum nd of 100,000 cash registers machine was kept at the same taking away your money. beat throughout each song. By Rob Seetoo is the only reason these This is not an exaggeration. Staff Reporter •wrun-n"" washed-up, silly old art­ · On Easton's new release, You sure can't fault Ki~g rockers would dare set foot on "What Comes Naturally," every Missile for lack of subtlety. stage again. song sounds basically tlle same. "Run for your lives/ Kill your Think about it. Yes, as a band, The lyrics differ slightly from wives/ Cried the preacher/ This ~s was dead even before the "90125" song to son~. but the music the end of the Chrisiian era." ; album, and that was seven years remains unchanged. These absurdly insightful lyrics ago. Maybe Jon Anderson watched Easton's latest will not set open the title track of the ban<{'s too many George Foreman fights any musical trends. The album major label debut, "The Way 1o or lots of "Golden Girls" reruns. contains SO minutes of Salvation" (in what ran"s as one "f But J don't blame this travesty unoriginal pop-dance-Top 40 the most adventurous and bizarre , on Yes. beats accompanied by fluffy major label signings of the year). : J blame it on The Who. imbecilic lyrics. Note: Whoever knows ho!W . , The Who is one of my favorite The same rehashed pop King Missile signed to a major ' bands. And when they did their themes about love and label should be rewarded becauSe 25th anniversary thing a couple this group is about as far to the l ~ ft years ago, I made like a sucker and see SHEENA page 18 of commercia·! as you will ever went. hear. I'll admit I had a good lime. But The seeds of King Missile something bothered me. exploded, so to speak, in the art­ There, on the stage, was a obsessed '\mderground scene in bunch of grey-haired guys. one New York's Greenwich Village. with a cracking voice, another one Out with the old, in with the new The group is made up of lead nearly deaf, singing "I hope I die singer/resident poet JohnS. Hall (a before I get old." nihilistic Jim Morrison for the It was almost as if The Who Tikaram's third album '90s?), drummer David Ramirez, was mocking the very things that ALBUM REVIEW guitarist/bassist Dave Rick and made the band great. It was a due for U.S. success Tanita Tikaram multi-instrumentalist Chris Xefos. charade and a sham, like an 80- Everybody's Angel Hall was formerly the leader of year-old topless dancer or a By Tricia Taylor Reprise the band You Suck and once wrote News Features Ediro r homeless millionaire. A a song titled, "Get the F- Off the In The Who's wake, there has From the soft sounds of loop horns. Stage." been an endless stream of violins and cellos to the staple beats of In a press release, Hall said he comebacks: The Stones, The drums and guitars, Tanita Tikaram's deep, offered a record contract. got a kick out of audience Doobie Brothers, Pink Floyd and alluring voice unifies the ensemble to Since then, the singer/ ongwriter has members chanting, "You suck, get now, even (gasp!) Styx. create a common ground on her new become an internati onal sta r, playing the f- off the stage." These folks are not proving they album, "Everybody's Angel." venues around the world. Rick had been the leader of still have what it takes to rock and Tikaram has easily swept through Declining an invitation to attend "Phantom Tollbooth," a Husker roll. They are insulting their fans Europe by selling millions of records, but Manchester University, Tikaram went on Du-like alternative band. After and staining their credibility. for many Americans the sound of her to record her first album, "Ancient Heart," meeting Hall, Rick then called his I have nothing against the aging voice is more familiar than her name. which is the best of her th ree albums so friend Xefos to join King Missile. rockers, such as Bruce With the same deep vocals as Tracy far. The band later added Ramirez in Springsteen, Bob Dylan, Robert Chapman, Tikaram's new album generates "Ever ybody's Angel" is her third 1989 to complete its current lineup. Plant or the late Roy Orbison, who a sigh of relief for those bored of loud Reprise release and features 14 original The band's first two albums, continued to make vital albums. drums, screeching guitars and empty tracks, including th e somber surge of "Fluting on the Hump" and It's the ones who quit and then lyrics. "Only the Ones We Love" and the crisp "They," received heavy rotation on come back, assisted by At only a little over S feet tall , year-old Tikaram moved to England where pop and curious lyrics of " Hot Pork college radio. However. King substandard albums and Tikaram 's petite body is the source of a s he went to sc ~ool and later a!le nded Sandwiches." Missile's big break came with the performances, that are the powerful voice, riding smooth and low to college. "Only the O nes We Love," may be her release of "Mystical Sh-t" in 1989. problem. a triumph in each song. In 1987. she played her first gig at the next big hit , but it cannot match the This album enabled the band to And they know they have us in Born in Munster, West Germany, to her Mean Fiddler Acou tic Room in North sign with Atlantic Records. a corner. I went to The Who show Fijian father and Malayan mother, 12- London, after which he wa s immediately _see TIKARAM page 18 "The Way To Salvation" is a 17- ' because J loved the band and never track joyride warning of the .• thought I would be able to see coming apocalypse, at least in : : them. Hall's mind. j These dinosaurs are cashing in The third and fourth songs on ~ on our dreams and dirtying them this record, "The Boy Who Ate '• in the process. · Lasagna and Could Jump Over a ' Yes is not a real band. It is a Dots Will Echo and echo and echo ... Church" and "The Story of Willy," ' group of money-hungry fakers employ Hall's strange spoken J going through the motions in the By Gabriela Marmo catch yourself humming along to or downfall. The words can't get much word-chant approach to singing. ~ name of big bucks. Assistant fealu~s fdilor ALBUM R~VIEW inging th e words. impler than this: "So warm/ The "The Boy Who Ate Lasagna and And there is no end in sight. Dots Will Echo has spots of Dots Will Echo "Everything in th e World," days were long/ The nights were Could Jump Over a Church" ~ When Robert Smith announced musical potential, but the repetition Dots Will fcho another high point on tllc album, is long/ The sheets clung tightly to our describes a young man's discovery " last year that the Cure was which reverberates throughout the Windham Hill upbeat, but its lyrics are bi1.arre songwriter Berry A Girl" echo each other in rhythms, lasagna.) was already planned. from the same mold of echoing thinking? "It look s to me like beats and guitar chords. But these The goofy title is no surprise What makes rock n' roll lyrics and rhythms. Fellow band member Bob paradise/ It's as nice as ri ce with aren't the only similarities between coming from a band that once exciting is innovation. In their day, The acoustic and electric guitars, Albanese on bass and vocals and spice/ Serve me up j u t one more the ·ong . They are both lame tunes penned a song about spiritual groups like Yes, The Who, Pink accompanied by a fluid bass line and Steve Meltzer on percu ion and lice/ No one gets to go around that drag on. The harmonica awakening called "Jesus Is Way Aoyd, etc., were innovative. Now, diverse percussion, create catchy vocals harmonize well with Berry. twice/ Because breathing down my accompaniment is the only thing that Cool." they're just a bad joke. tunes that will keep your toe tapping. Their vocal combination is one of back is everytlli ng in the world ." keeps the e two songs from going The young boy's odyssey is There is a way to end it, though. But because the release lacks the redeeming qualiti of the album . Berry's voice erie out in th e under. continued later on the record in a Don't go to see Yes. substance and reeks of redundancy, The title track captures thi melancholy, di mal song " Rain." The instrumental components of song titled, appropriately enough, Don't buy the new Yes album. it will eventually bore you. harmonization as each member The bass drum kicks in with an "Dots Will Echo" are far too ba.

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continued from page 17 concentration from Easton's deep lyrical soul-searchings. Despite her failure with this release, Easton has had a :: relationships comprise every song, as do the same remarkable career. · phrases: "my heart's in danger," "my heart was She has received numerous singing awards, released troubled," "my heart started beating," "now my heart can 10 albums (one entirely in Spani~h), appeared in the see," "with half a heart," ... and it goes on and on and opening sequence of the James Bond film "For Your on. Eyes Only" and received good reviews of her acting in ­ The flair and originality that branded Easton's hits in five "Miami Vice" episodes. the early '80s is gone. Unfortunately, "What Comes Naturally" will fall at The woman who sang the soulful "For Your Eyes the bottom of her list of successes. . Only" and the progressive "Morning Train" now sounds Although the music lacks quality, the album's : like a whining little girl who just broke up with her packaging compensates for its weaknesses. · boyfriend. The album's cover shows that the daily exercise : Easton's voice is flat and generic, as if the album was Easton promotes on television has paid off very well. rushed to comply with a set release date. This picture, however, has obviously been : And the music behind the Scottish singer is simply a electronically touched up to erase any blemishes. drum machine and a synthesizer playing the same notes In fact , except for Easton's voice, everything on the and beats repeatedly. album has been electronically fixed or produced. , The producers obviously didn't want unnecessary But then again, to err is human. To really foul things · clutter, such as a melody, to distract the li stener's up requires a computer.

leslie D. Barbaro Renaissance fair jousts into Cecil (I to r) Renee G. O'Leary, Rob Kramer and Julia L Semple play three of 13 guests who mysteriously begin to disappear during a story-telling club reunion in ScoH Mason's 'Shadows.' continued from page 15 child members of the Covered them on slage. Bridge theater group. Keeping with the current Earth Hood's merry band. Many were "The Pied Piper" was performed Day environmental craze, the . 'Shadows' instills fear THEATER REVIEW costumed because they were also by the 12 to 15-year- old members youngsters were asked to help clean . ShadoWs part of the enterLainment. of the theatre group. It told the up the imaginary city of Hamelin , continued from page 17 many of his whiny past roles. Bacchus This entertainment included the classic story of "The Pied Piper" and discourage the plague of rats. Writer/Director Scott F. Mason's 8:15 p.m., April 25, 26, 27 plays ''The· Pied Piper of Hamelin" and included songs and audience And with the festival's. end, the the terror-stricken, emotional clever division of front and side A· . . and "The Castle of Three Ladies" participation. children went home with a new- . homosexual; Judith A. David as staging enhanced the character's which were performed both days of At the end of the play, the found appreciation for the Dian ne , the highly alarmed but delightful movements through the the festival . characters invite the younger Renaissance, as well as a painted · compassionate veterinarian; and Rob many secret passages in the house, above the level of a 1940s murder­ The casts consisted of adult and children in the audience to join face and a new coat of arms. Kramer (AS 92) as Martin, a as well as offered a view of the mystery flick. distrustful paranoic counselor. action outside. A delightfully frightening story of Shawn Snyder (AS 93) played Though the Agatha Christie's murder and intrigue, "Shadows" is Dots echo Tikaram John, the best friend of the host and ''Ten Little Indians" theme has been not perfect, yet the unpredictable adm irer of the hostess, and gave a literally done to death , the Bacchus plot will inslill the audience with a continued from page 17 continued from page 17 good performance in a role deeper Players, accompanied by the skillful fear of daggers in the dark shadows and more emotionally intense than hands of Mason, pull "Shadows" far on the Ides of March. obscure. unique flow and tenderness found Even Berry's distinctive voice, in ''Twist In My Sobriety," from her distortion, that life is " trite, which offers the band originality, is first album. 1 Missile contrived and horribly boring." so excessively depended upon to After her first two albums, Entertairim~en': If you decide to listen to this carry the songs that it becomes Tikaram continued LO work with the captures' the continued from page 1 7 record, just don 't do it on a rainy annoying. His unusual voice production team of Peter Van day. Also, stay away from any becomes a shrill, whining, wailing Hooke and Rod Argent. However, l~t~~t · i~, ~!-1~ , ~0, ,,,. through the end of the world and sharp utensils within the house. cry that grates on the nerves. her current album is the first one ... every Tt.Jes~y .•.• , just wants to be left alone. Although this record contain s a There is hope for Dots Will Echo. she co-produced. A ray of hope somehow few, uh, highlights ("Dinosaurs" Some musical diversity and Currently touring in the United ~· anch~ ... newe~ :: wheedles its way onto the record in and "Betrayal Takes Two"), it's complexity supplemented by lyrics States, perhaps she will gain the the track "I Wish," in which Hall way too difficult to listen to a with backbone could help the group same fame that Europeans know urges listeners to look inside record that is so relentlessly realize its potential. she deserves. themselves for the path to freedom . downbeat. It will leave you Until then, they are best kept as To overlook Tikaram's subtlety !!it!ltl However, Hall quickly reverts to screaming, "Hey boys, lighten up! " background music. Any extended or would be ;:areless. But to forget !· .. ,... ,,.,.,..,, .... ,.,.,,,,, .. ,,.,yo; ... ,,,.,.,,,,,, •...,.,,.,.,., .. }):,.;· his old nihilistic self in "It's." In But if you are in the mood for a concentrated listening will only her name would be imprudenL t,'· .. ,::\rt:lie ReYiew.)r: .,,. ,. this song, he complains, over a train ride to the apocalypse, King make you wish the echo would go So sit back and relax . It 's time ·r ·.':,"; ·::. ;:::: :i\:,; j.::::•:.: major dose of Sonic Youth-esque Missile may be your perfect ticket. away. for some pure listening enjoyment.

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© 1991 Apple Computer, Inc. Apple, the Apple logo, Macintosh SJyleWrlJer and "Tbe power to be your besl" are regtstered lrademarlts of Apple Computer, Inc. SPORTS The beat goes on: Hens win two late heroics help baseball team sweep Dutchmen By Alain C. Nana-Sinkam Assistant Sports Editor In racing out at a 28-4 record, the nfessions Delaware baseball team has shown great versatility. a campus The Hens have pounded teams for double-figure hits and runs and ·have squeaked out victories like nothing they did this weekend in a doubleheader sweep against Hofslra ~t a week ago, the managing University. aports editor at The Review Junior pitcher Keith Garagozzo, ted that future spons columns the East Coast Conference Pitcher of campus sports. the Week, beld the Flying Dutchmen unrealistic request, I said, to three hits and struck out nine ' 8•nS1iderin1~ we are a campus while freshman shortstop Brian Wallace drove in four runs as Delaware (13-1 in the ECC) won the opener 5-2. Garagozzo raised his record to 8- 0 and lowered his ERA to 0.80, among the best in the nation. consistent and I know In the secOnd game, Hofstra (8- our baseball team is awesome 20, 4·11 ECC) took a 2-0 lead into year, but that's it · the seventh and flnal inning, and the can intelligently, son of, write Hens were one out away from their George Foreman's obesity, first loss at home this year. League Baseball, the NFL, But senior co-captain Heath NBA and even the WLAF. Chasanov blasted a line-drive home doesn't this clown know run and catcher Brian Fleury drove • about university spons?" you in Lance Abbott to tie the score and send the game into extra innings. Because I'm like the other 13,999 Se • • Leslie D. Barbaro students at this school who don't mor Lance Abbotl scores the tymg run in the seventh inning of Saturday's second game. The Hens went on to win 3-2 in the eighth. see BASEBALL page 20 regularly attend games or pay attention to them. We can tell you all about UNLV's basketball team, Notre Dame's Versatile Stanziale football team and any other college team but our own. This is a crime, but I can't condemn anyone for not attending likes position switch games because I'm guilty, too. We are the students called non­ attending-university-sports sloths. By Tara Finnegan We will watch games all day on TV, Sports Editor but won't get our lazy butts out of When Henry Stanziale bed to see one in person. moved to Long Island, If we do grace the stadium or N.Y., from Brooklyn, arena with our presence, we do Lacrosse Hall of Fame things such as going to football member Harvey Cohen games and staggering around the suggested that Stanziale's parking lot never making it into the son, Thomas, take up his stadium. (Of course we never drink sport in the parking lot, do we?) "At that time, I knew We sloths promise ourselves we nothing about the sport," will attend a basketball game as Mr. Stanziale said. "But soon as the team makes the NCAA now, I'm a great fan Tournament because I have three Naturally, if we ever go to a children playing men's basketball game we won't lacrosse." stay to see the three-time East Coast The eldest is Tom, a Conference champion women play. midfielder for the Many sloths have probably never Delaware lacrosse team, Pamela Wray De~itef,ano seen our baseball team, which has who had the fifth-longest Del~ware freshman ~ttack Hillary Weintraub (left) defends scoring streak in school the best record in Division I. Virginia attack Elaine jones (26) during Saturday's game. We create various excuses to history stopped at 19 rationalize not attending games. consecutive games Most popular of these excuses is Saturday. "I don't have time." Most of us have "Once I played, I loved the sport," said Stanziale, No. 2 Virginia a couple of hours to spend at a game. We waste zillions of hours a who picked up the stick at day doing nothing. age 10 and played for the "I have to study." This excuse is Port Youth Activities tops slumping totally a sham because it just never (PYA) Program, in Port happens. Washington, N.Y. "But there's a good game on TV." " He hit it• off right So much for school spirit away," says his father, as women, 15-5 Tom earned a spot on the "I don't have money." Try again, By Dan B. levine half, we had about four or five PYA All-Star team in his pal- the games are free. Sports Editor shots, where we shot it high first year of play. OK, this university isn't Notre School was out Saturday, and put it right into (Virginia "Lacrosse became his Dame, Miami, or North Carolina but class was in session for the goaiJceeper Kim Prendergast's] love." when it comes to sports. So what? women' s lacrosse team at stick. At Schreiber High Sports produce action and good Delaware Field. "If we had put them on the School in Port Leslie D. Barbaro games no matter how big a name the The University of Virginia ground like we were told to, I Washington, Stanziale Delaware junior midfielder Tom Stanziale has scored 46 goals in the last school has. Cavaliers, ranked second in the think halftime would have two seasons for the Hens. Stanziale was an All·ECC midfielder last year. It's not like I'm condemning earned all-county and country, came into town and been different," the coach said. anyone for being apathetic to the Most Valuable Player taught the Hens a painful Instead, the Hens' found 2-0 ECC). Stanziale also enjoys the games we won weren't sports program. because I admit I honors in football and lesson in a 15-5 rout. themselves trailing by 8-3 after The streak ended nationally - r anked just luck and the close have only seen about five quarters lacrosse. "It's very disappointing playing the Cavaliers even for Saturday in Amherst, competition th e team games we lost, we just of Blue Hen football and one "One of the things when the basic fundamentals much of the half. Mass., when the 13th­ faces. "I think it's a lot had a couple breakdowns. basketball game in three years. Tom does real well is that break down," said Catherine Delaware sophomore ranked Massachusetts more exciting to go into a " We want to put a I'm proposing a four-month-late he goes hard to the goal," Tropp, a Delaware sophomore defender Alex Speiss scored 9 Minutemen (6-2)' game and play Top 10 whole game together and New Year's resolution. Attend some says Bob Shillinglaw, midfielder. minutes, 45 seconds into the marched past the Hens teams than to go into a upset and knock off these games. Delaware coach. "He's an "We're all starting to get game to cut an early Virginia 14-7. game where it's going to teams," he said. We should make this resolution aggressive player." sick of the 'We should've and lead to 3-2. In his second season as be an easy win." That drive for success, different by keeping it Forget the Stanziale's statistics we could've.' It's the same Speiss made a beautiful run a midfielder, Stanziale Stanziale hopes the which burns inside of past resolution failures such as are a .testament to his thing every game. We know through the Cavaliers • defense says he enjoys the upcoming games against Stanziale, osmotically losing weight, quilling smoking or forceful play and his we should have been in there and ripped a shot past Virginia position, as opposed to No. 17 Pennsylvania affects the team. the infamous quitting drinking. ability to create scoring and we're not," Tropp said. goallceeper Heather Christman. being an auackman, tomorrow and No. 8 "He's a competitor," We can start by catching a opportunities. Last year, The Joss exte11ded the Hens • "I saw it was a one-on-one because he can play the Loyola (Md.) College Shillinglaw said, "and he baseball game, lacrosse game or he led the Hens in scoring losing streak to three games to the goal and there were only whole field instead of Saturday will p rovide kind of brings that out in even a tennis mardl. with 31 goals and 11 (4 -7) while Virginia improved a couple of defenders in the being limited to half. some "moral victories" everyone else." Let's refonn ounelves and quit assists and was named to 12-1. way," said Speiss, "so I just "The coaches felt if I for the Hens. Stanziale and the Hens being non-attending-university­ All-East Coast "We didn 't play well today," decided to go for it" moved to midf~elder, that Stanziale believes a will travel to Philadelphia spans sloths. Conference midfielder. said Delaware coach I could be more win over the top-ranked tomorrow for an 8 p.m. He has J S goals and MaryBeth Holder. "In the ftrSt see WOMEN page 20 LMry Disnan is a ropy editor of nine assists this season versatile," Stanziale said. schools will "show game against the Quakers The~ew. for the Hens (4-6 o rail, Besides his position, everybody a couple of at historic Franklin Field. ·2~0~·~TH~f~R~~~~f~W~·~Ap·r-il .23•, •1•99.1...... • Baseball continued from page 15

Junior second baseman Mike Gomez, currently enjoying a 21- game hitting streak, scored the game-winning run the bottom of the eighth. Senior Daryl Hendricks went the distance to raise his record to 5- 0. Yesterday, the Hens again stopped Hofstra with a 30-5 victory. Chasanov homered to highlight a four-run first inning. Junior center fielder Tripp Keister had six hits, tying a school record, while the Dutchmen commiued 11 errors yesterday. Delaware is now undefeated in 21 games at Delaware Diamond. "We hit the ball hard all day," Fleury said Saturday. "I think we were still confident going into the last inning." oelaware junior defender Jen Root (right) eludes Virginia's Cynthia Mathes during Saturday's game. "J'hat kind of thing can happen in baseball," said coach Bob Hannah of the late-inning heroics. "When you're hitting the ball as well as we Women fall to No. 2 Virginia, 15-5 have, you always give yourself a continued from page 19 the goalkeeper could react. chance." "To be honest, I think Virginia is the best team With a crucial series against Later in the half, the Cavaliers used a superb we've played this year," Holder said. . Rider College coming this weekend, Les ie D. Barbaro tr1)Jlsition game to score five gol\ls in a 6:09 span and "Their passing was excellent. They took care of the the Hens are looking forward to the Delaware senior co-captain Heath Chasanov hit his fifth home run blbw the game open wi th the knockout punch that ball and when the ball went down they usually came ECC tournament and the Broncs, of the year in Saturday's second game to start the comeback. Evander Holyfield lacked against George Foreman. up with it." who should be a force to be :"In the beginning I thought Delaware came out In the second half, the Cavaliers' continued to press reckoned with in that tournament. "Destiny is not the word," he take care of, namely games with La really strong," said Cherie Greer, Virginia midfielder. the auack , while Delaware had trouble penetrating into "I don't think this team has said. "Confidence is." Salle University (today at Delaware "ijut when we went on the run , we didn't stop." the Virginia defensive zone. peaked yet," said Chasanov of a Hannah said he is not worried Diamond at 3 p.m. and tomorrow in :The Cavaliers swarmed around the Hens net like an "I thought their defense was great," said Hens' Delaware squad that has already about a possible letdown for either Philadelphia) and another at the irtitated group of bees and stung Delaware senior junior attack Meghan Mulqueen, who scored two eclipsed countless team totals from the Rider series or the conference University of Pennsylvania on goalkeeper Leslie Saylor from all angles. goals. last year's 26-11 campaign. toumamenL Thursday. :Virginia attacker Julie Pizak led the onslaught with "They'd send their lowest attack player to double '"There isn't an easy out on the "All we have to do is try to do f~r goal s, including a spectacular one during th e and our offense wasn't reading where the open player team," he said. things that we can do consistently DIAMOND DOINGS q.valiers' decisive first-half run. was, so we lost the ball," Mulqueen said. Chasanov dismisses the use of the well," he said. Tomorrow's game at La Salle is a < :Pizak cut towa rds the Hens' net and one-timed Delaware will attempt to end its skid today in a 3 term "destiny" when describing the Before the series against Rider, make-up of a March 13 meeting that · teammate Jenny Slingluff's pass behind Saylor before p.m. game at West Chester. Hens' season. Delaware will have other business to was rained ouL

SCOREBOARD 1;-iabits keep Harrison at top of his game SOFTBALL (Saturday) . Central Connecticut St. 2·5, Bt Doug Donovan "My dad taught me to hit hard," started teaching tennis to kids in about his undefeated record this very strong. "We're going to be Delaware 1·0 Stff( Reporter Harrison said. "He said hit the ball his hometown of Englewood season, Harrison works on his great next year." BASEBALL (yesterday) :If anyone has said they have had as hard as I could to get it in play." Cliffs, N.J . game with each match. "This year the ECCs will be Delaware 30, Hofstra 5 a !conversation with sophomore With this advice Harrison "It's fun," he said, "because you "I don't think about being between Central Connecticut and GOLF (Saturday and Sunday) Jeff Harrison before a tenni s smashed hi s way through Tenafly can work on your game as you undefeated," he said with a us. We're up for it," Harrison said. NAVY-MARINE INVITATIONAL match, then they lied. (N.J.) High School as first team teach." confident smile. So if anyone runs into Jeff Delaware 583, Radford 592, Harrison, who admires the "I take it one match at a tim~. I Harrison before the ECC "I try not to talk to anyone and all-county and all-league all four Georgetown 594, Loyola (Md.) just relax ," Harrison said. "When years and was captain both hi s competitiveness of Jimmy think of a loss as a loss for the championships this weekend, hold 599, American 610, Navy you've been playin g since 8 you junior and senior year. Connors, strives to forge his own team not for myself." sacred hi s ritual and speak not of Varsity 611, Navy Gold 615, kn ow how to handle almo st Co ming from a tenni s family, unique style. "I don't really idolize With senior Bob Moore the only his being undefeated. Just offer Western Maryland 620, anything." Harri son doubles up with hi s anyone," he said. player leaving the team next year, him a bottle of Gatorade or a Georgetown B 648, UMBC 671 . Kee ping to him self before a mother to annually defeat hi s Avoiding any euphoric elation Harrison believes 1992 will be simple wish of luck. match, however, is just one facet father and younger sister on family of the ritual that has Delaware's vacation matches. No.4 singles pl ayer pleasantl y " My parents are !lot typical handling an undefeated season this tennis parents," he said. "They' re year. no pressure parents. They know Harrison strictl y holds him self I'm in control. " When It Comes To Delivery, to 8 1/2 hours of sleep, eats French Last year, Harrison was awarded toast for breakfast, a turkey the Alexander J. Taylor Award as sandwich fo r lun ch, and has two the out standing member for the glasses of Gatorade before each Hens ' tenn is team. The Competition Isn't So Hot! match. He had a 16-2 record and Hi s easy-going off-court advanced to the 1990 East Coast preparation is no indication of the Confe rence finals. However, he on-court aggressiveness that has was plagued with knee cramps in powered him into a 10-0 record the championship match and was this year. forced to withdraw. But singles play isn t Harrison's only speciality. Standing together with junior Adam Heiligman in green-colored Andre Agassi Nike's, Harrison also plays at the No. 1 doubles position. "I'm better at singles," Harrison said, "b~t I enjoy playing doubles because the pressure is off." "You can always count on Jeff for a win," Heiligman said. "He speaks softly and carries a big When you want your pizza racket." hot and fresh, call on Domino's Pizza's Harrison carne to the university after refusing recruitment from 30 minute delivery. Central Connecticut State University and the University of Connecticut. "I enjoyed the atmosphere at Delaware," he said. "I just want to be happy and Delaware is the best place for me." Serving: II Hours: Open for lunch! File Photo As a business administration U of De IT'S TIME FOR DOMINO'S PIZZA:~ Sophomore Jeff Harrison is HAM-lAM Sun .-~d ., major, Harrison has put his 11AM·2AM Thurs., undefeated at No. 4 singles for business aptitude to work since his 454-6430 llAM·3AM Fri. & Sat. the Hens this season. junior year in high school when he 232 E. Cleveland.. __Ave...... _.... _.. _...... , ON DECK unch or Late 1-Topping BASEBALL - Vs. La Salle at Delaware Diamond, today, 3 p.m.; at Large For A La Salle, tomorrow, 3:30p.m; at Pennsylvania, Thursday, 3 p.m. Night Special 4 Cokes MEN'S LACROSSE - At Pennsylvania, tomorrow, 8 p.m. I Medium Charge! WOMEN'S LACROSSE- At West Chester, today, 3 p.m.; vs. I Princeton at Delaware Field, Thursday, 3 p.m. : $6.99! I I Get a medium 2-topping original stylr piua I Get a largt ch~ pizza for the price of a Get a large !·topping piua and 4 CJns of SOFTBALL- Vs. 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