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VOLUME 14 RICHMOND, KENTUCKY, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1935 NUMBER 4 DR. CADMAN TO RETURN NEXT WEEK Chapel Speaker To Speak Here STADIUM WILL ATTENTION! PLAN SPORTS NOTED PASTOR A play by play broadcast of PROVIDE MANY the Eastern-Morehead game will FOR WOMEN WILL DELIVER be announced direct from the CONVENIENCES field at Morehead over the pub- Inaugurate Inter-mural Com- ADDRESS HERE lic address system in the Hiram petition for College Women Brock auditorium beginning at To Have Dispensary, Dormi- 2:00 p. m. Saturday. The play and High School Students Radio Minister Again In- tory and Class by play report will be received vited to Speak At a special leased telephone wire rooms and will be heard over the loud PROGRAM ANNOUNCED Assembly speakers on the stage of! the auditorium. To cover the cost CALLED UNIQUE Mr. T. E. McDonough, head of INTERNATIONAL FIGURE of the telephone service 10c ad- the physical .education department, mission will be charged. is promoting inter-mural'athletlcs By CHARLES E. BULL Let's show the members of the for women and has organized six The Reverend S. Parkes Cadman, Picture, a combination "Field - football squad we appreciate the volley ball teams from his recrea- pastor of the Central Congrega- Gymnasium" and stadium which creditable showing they have tion classes and the high school. tional Church, Brooklyn, N. Y., will will seat 3,800 sport (ans but yet, made this year by being at the The teams Include women who are speak at the Hiram Brock Audi- at the same time a stadium wita broadcast if not at the game. interested In this division of the torium on Wednesday, November 6. subterranean-like chambers, honey Let's all go! inter-mural program. at 8 p. m. This will take the place ■ combed with locker-rooms, offices, The teams are: of the regular morning chapel on shower-rooms, study-rooms^ tmd Co-Eds: E. Campbell, L. Bower, Wednesday. Z athletic dispensaries—to say noth- E. Hill, N. McCollum, H. Schorle, ing of an "open dormitory" for vis- PARK, JONES P. Stephenson, V. Winters. Dr. Cadman is radio minister of iting team's use—and you will have Collegians: A. Best, R. Carrier the Federal Council of Churches a miniature picture of the Eastern H. Gaines, H. Short, N. Lusk, S. The Reverend S. Parkes Cadman, of Christ of America, and his ser- State Teachers stadium as it will IN BROADCAST Mr. W. Gale Staroes, above, spoke Karrlck, V. Grider, N. Covlngton. noted pastor of the Central Con- mons are broadcast every Sunday appear when completed on or be- at chapel hour Wednesday morn- Maroons: H. Goldenburg, N. gregational Church, Brooklyn, N. over a nation-wide hookup. He fore March '1, 1936. ing on "Visual Education." Mr. Stewart, T. Campbell, J. Stroud. Y., will speak here in the Brock was president of the Federal Coun- "Questions About The Heav- Seniors: D. Dorrts, F. Kennamer, Auditorium on Wednesday, Novem- cil of Churches from 1934 to 1938, This combination gymnasium and Starnes is a graduate of Eastern and has been pastor of the Brook- stadium will set In line with the ens" To Be Discussed from the class of '32, and formerly P. Denny, 8. Culton, E. Lusk, L. ber 6, at 8:00 p. m. Borders, J. Wiggins. lyn church since 1901. He has j Weaver Health Building, and al- held the presidency of the Alumni been president of the British though it will have two ends, the By Dr. Park Association. While at Eastern Mr. Juniors: D. Brock, J. Willis, J. Baxter, D. Baxter, W. Hendren, C. Schools and Universities Club since structure could be said to have no Starnes was prominent in campus 1930. back portion, since the seats will activities, and is at present the as- Muncy, E. Floyd, S .Noland, and EASTERN TO BE the field and provide entrances GLEE CLUB WILL SING sistant Director of Extension at the M. Anderson. Born at Wellington, England, In for students, and the so-called back University of Kentucky. Soph-Frosh: M. Hughes, M. 1864, Dr. Cadman Is internationally part of the stadium will In reality Strong, R. Bowles, J. Rogers, G. REPRESENTED know as minister, lecturer, educa- The sixth broadcast of Eastern Hale, and M. Lusk. be the face of the three winged Teachers College will be heard over tor, and author. He was named building which is to provide en- radio station WHAS Wednesday, Each team plays three times and Alpha Zeta Kappa Sponsor- American representative to Great trance to its many rooms nnd wards. GLEE CLUBS plays three games each time in or- Britain for the tercentennial of the November 8, from 4:00 to 4:30 p.m. der to win. ing Preliminaries to Se- Mr. T. E. McDonough, head of Dr. Smith Park will speak on Mayflower's sailing held In 1930, the Physical Education Depart- The schedule is as follows: lect Representative and was chairman of the Ameri- "Questons About the Heavens" and Wednesday, October 30 ment and Director of Athletics, has Dr. W. C. Jones will discuss the IN PROGRAM can section of the Stockholm con- been instrumental as director and Seniors vs. CoEds ference on life and work in 1939. subject "Do You Want Your Birth- Collegians vs. Juniors supervisor of the "blue-print" plan day Changed?" Madrigal Club Makes First NEW MEMBERS TRY OUT Dr. Cadman was educated at in augmenting the accommoda- Maroons vs. Soph-Frosh Wesleyan College, Richmond, Sur- tions o f the three wings. Music for this broadcast will in- Appearance of Year .Monday, November 4 clude: "In These Delightful Pleas- Seniors vs. Collegians Plans for the peace oratorical rey, England, and was acting presi- The West End Wing will Include ant Groves," by Purcell; "The In Broadcast dent of Adelphl College from 1911 varsity locker room of one thou- Co-Eds vs. Maroons contest and the debating team Breeze," a Mexican folk song, ar- Juniors vs. Soph-Frosh were the chief topics of discussion to 1913. He has lectured at* many sand square feet, with fifty lockers, ranged by Manney; an Indian of the leading universities of the each of which will have a connec- Wednesday, November 6 of the Alpha Zeta Kappa Thurs- song, "Wi-Um"; a Pueblo lullaby, MANY JOIN MEN'S CLUB Seniors vs. Juniors day evening, October 24. United States. tion drying room. A freshman arranged by Thurlow-Lleurance, The distinguished speaker will locker room, with thirty-five lock- Co-Eds vs. Soph-Frosh The state peace oratorical con- and a Southern medley by Deems Collegians vs. Maroons be remembered for his previous ad- ers; a large equipment room and Taylor. These numbers will be The Women's Glee Club, directed test will be held at Berea, Decem- an athletic dispensary; shower by Miss Mary C. Murphy, will par- Monday, November 11 ber 4. Prior to that time the Al- dresses at Eastern in 1933 and 1934. rooms, and a first-aid, theurapeu- sung by the Girls' Glee Club. ticipate in the broadcast Novem- Seniors vs. Maroons pha Zeta Kappa will sponsor pre- His speeches have become an ob- tic haven with all modern equip- "Allegretto," by Beethoven-Kreis- ber 6 by Eastern. They will ren- Co-Eds vs. Juniors liminary contests to select the per- ject of annual anticlatlon, and this ment. ler, will be played by Mr. Stone on der the following numbers:. "In Collegians vs. Soph-Frosh son who will represent Eastern in announcement will no doubt be The East Wing will contain four the violin. "Andante," a flute solo, These Delightful, Pleasant Groves, Wednesday, November 13 the state competition. welcomed by many. large study rooms, which can be will be played by Harold Rigby. The Breeze, Indian Bong, "Wi-TJm," Seniors vs. Soph-Frosh The question for debate' for col- Among the books written by Dr. converted Into offices or used as The fifth in the series of broad- Pueblo Lullaby, and Southern Med- Co-Eds vs. Collegians leges thruout the nation this year Cadman are: The Victory of study quarters for "skull practice" casts sponsored by Eastern, was ley. This' win be the first time . Juniors vs. Maroons will be, Resolved, That the Con- Christmas, 1909; Charles Darwin classes; one large 18x12 open dorm, given October 30, with Dr. T. C. this year that the Glee Club has gress should be permitted to over- and Other English Tinkers, 1911; equipped with double deck beds and Herndon discussing "Frontiers of been heard by an audience of any ride any five-to-four decisions of k.i-Williamslird shrd sh etaoshrd accommodations for visiting tteanis Science" and a talk by Miss Jane kind. PLAY GIVEN the supreme court declaring a law William, Owen, a Biography, 1913; and many shower rooms. Campbell on "Paris As I Saw It." The Men's Glee Club, directed unconstitutional." A number of Ambassadors of Odd, 1930; Three The Middle Wing will enclose a Music for this broadcast was fur- by Mr. Van Peurscm, takes great inter-scholastic debates on this Religious Leaders. 1916; Christian- space 84x40 feet which will be used nished by members of the music pleasure in announcing that the BY L T. C. topic are being scheduled for the ity and the State, 1934; Questions as a "runway" practice room, or department. following have been admitted as Eastern team. and Answers, 1930; The Parables "warming-up hall." new membsrs: First Tenors, Ed- At this meeting several persons of Jesus, 1931; and The Prophets Mid-centered atop the Middle win Barnes, Charles Billerman, Dramatic Organization Makes gave their tryout speeches before of Israel, 1933, and the Prophete Wing, completely enclosed in glass Harold Gross, W. R. Hanshaw; Initial Appearance the club members and were ad- of Jesus, 1933. His hobbles are col- and. affording an advantageous HALLOWE'EN Second Tenors, Joseph Greenwell, mitted Into the organization. Other lecting English china and English view of the field, there will be a James Hart, Clayton Lucas; First Of Year students who desire to become antique furniture. press-box. conduits leading from Bass, Tom Dorsey, Joe Gusweiller, members of the club will have the press-box to the field, to amplifiers PARTY HELD Charles Wurst; Second Bass, Clif- opportunity of giving their tryout and to outside telephone lines will ton, Teddy Gilbert, W. C. Hensley, CAST IS NEW speeches at the next meeting, CALENDAR provide occupants and spectators Progressive Party Called and Raymond Stivers. The Glee which will be held Thursday, No- with press dispatches, "hot off the Friday November 1 Club has not made any appear- "His Second Maid," a one-act vember 7 at seven o'. griddle,' and all the late radio- Genuine Success ances as yet but it is expected to Typing demonstration, auditori- grams. Coach Rome Rankin may comedy, was presented to the stu- um, 4:00 p. m. do his substituting (by wire) from appear in the very near future with dent body and faculty this morn- the Women's Glee Club in a chapel ing by members of the Little The- Pep rally, Stateland Field, 6:30 this vantage point. MUSIC BY NASH program. SWIM MEET p. m. The gallery, or seating portion of atre Club. Saturday, November 2 the stadium, is to be laid out in The presentation of this play The annual Progressive Hal- Football game, Eastern vs. More- boxes. These boxes, running thirty- marked the initial public appear- SCHEDULED head, at Morehead. two In number across the structure, lowe'en Party was held last night, ance of the college dramatic club will seat eight to a box. Ramps ( talcing place In the small gym, FARRIS WINS this school year, and with the ex- Sunday, November 3 (not stairs)-will lead from front to the freshmen girls' club room, and ception of one member of the cast Varsity And Freshmen to Vesper services, University Build- back, wit he nough exits to pro- the recreation room of Burnam it was the first time the players Compete In Aquatic ing, 4:15 p. m. vide for dismissing 3,800 people in Hall, all at the same time. The TENNIS FINAL had taken part in a production of Monday, November 4 less than ten minutes. Visiting au- party followed the plans of former that organization. Event Soon Class meetings, 10:00 a. m. thorities have said that when com- years; three groups of students Beats H. A. Hughes in Three The play was coached by Miss Meeting of Progress Staff, 4:00 pleted "it will probably be second progressing between the Health Sets, 3-6, 6-2, 6-1 Pearl Buchanan, sponsor of the p. in. to none in the South." building, where dancing was held club, while all work with scenery, VARSITY STRONG Messiah practice, 7:00 p. m. O in the small gym, the club room, costumes, and lighting effects was B. S. U. Council, 8:00 p. m. where novel games were played, HITS FORMER STRIDE handled by members of the club. A Varsity-Freshman swimming L. T. C. Rehearsal, 6:00 p. m. I Progress Staff and the Recreation room, where The reaction of the audience in- meet will be held on November Tuesday, November 5 refreshments were served. dicated that they highly enjoyed 21 at 7:15 p. m. In the college pool Orchestra practice, 4:00 p. m. Plans Dance The affair was called a complete Tom Farris proved himself to be the performance and the efforts of the Weaver health building. Olee Clubs, 7:00 p. in. success by Miss Eliza Hughes, gen- champion tennis player of Eastern he cast put forward In producing The meet will be conducted by Caducous Club, 7:00 p. m. The staff of the Eastern Prog- eral chairman of the Social Com- by defeating Henry Hughes in the the play. Deb Partin and Ed Hesser, East- L. T. C. Rehearsal, 6:00 p. m. ress has announced that they will mittee, who along with other fac- finals of the recent tennis tourna- The cast of characters was as ern's swimming instructors. Wednesday, November 6 sponsor a dance to be held on the ulty members and students, super- ment by a count of 3-6, 6-2, 6-1. follows: Randolph Dexter, Rondal The' purposes of the meet are: Radio Broadcast, 4:00 p. m. evening of November 16 at the vised the evening's program. Farris, using a variety of strokes, Sharp; Mark Fen-ill. J. B. Judy; to get a line on material for a Canterbury Club, 4:00 p. m. small gym. Plans are being made Music was furnished by Gordon was never really pushed after he Blalsdell Throckmorton, George Varsity swimming team which ex- Olee. Clubs, 6:30 p. m. to promote the dance as a victory Nash and his orchestra, popular got Into form. Both boys have Scharf; Sally, Fischer Ingels; Mrs. pects to have some collegiate com- L. T. C. Rehearsal, 6:00 p. m. dance, celebrating the expected campus band. The Hallowe'en had a great deal of experience at Dangerfield, Margaret Steele Zar- petition'this winter and to provide Address by Dr. 8. Parkes Cad- gridiron victory over Transylvania the "racquet and net" game and ing; Julia Dangerfield, Margaret man, 8:00 p. m. party was called by many the out- more athletic entertainment for the Thursday, November 7 College. standing social event of the school both displayed some beautiful ten- Hubbard. Eastern student body. Orchestra practice, 4:00 p. m. The dance plans are still in the year. * nis. Farris played number 1 on -O- In the intcrclass swimming meet tentative stage, and no committees the varsity tennis team last year of last May. the Freshmen beat L. T. C. Rehearsal, 6:00 p. m. or orchestra arrangements have and will be seeded that position the Varsity by a score of 66-45 and Alpha Zeta Kappa, 7:00 p. m. been made. It is expected, how- next season. SPORTS IN H. S. Band Rehearsal, 7:00 p. m. DR. SCHNIEB TO SEND nearly all the participants of last Friday, November 8 ever, that music will be furnished BOOK TO FAIRBANKS Farris reached the finals by win- year are here and expected to en- Chapel at 1:00 p. m., talk by by Gordon Nash and his orches- ning four games. He bested Bush UNDER WAY ter the meet. So this promises to Lewis Corey, noted author. tra. Black In the semi-finals in straight be an interesting event. The fea- Pep rally, Stateland Field, 10:0.1 O Dr. Schnieb, who has recently re- sets of 6-3. 6-4. Hughes reached ture of the evening will be the p. m. PROGRESS WEATHER turned from a trip to Alaska, is the finals by winning a like num- Four Teams Now Entered fancy diving events as portrayed by Saturday, November 9 Paper off press brings staff relief. sending a copy of Elizabeth Madox ber of games and beating Otwell In Football Tourna- Rondal Sharp, last year's stellar Football Game, Eastern vs. Union, Progress Weather forwards news in Roberts' "The Great Meadow" as a Rankin in the semi-finals by 6-3, performer, and Pierce Warms, Var- Stateland Field, 2:00 p. m. brief. gift to the library at Fairbanks. 6-4. ment sity, and Marsh Arbuckle, Fresh- Start of Senior trip to Cumber- L. T. C. working-on three-act play, Miss Roberts, who is not In the man. land Falls, 5:00 p. m. Entertained with comedy in chapel habit of doing so, has consented to To further Eastern's athletic pro- Sunday, November 10 today. - - autograph this book. ObserveCentennial RANKIN IN CHARGE gram a minimum admittance fee Vesper services. University Build- Seniors entertain frosh with after- Since she must leave for a tour of fifteen cents will be charged. ing, 4:15 p. m. noon tea; In the South and cannot wait unti Of Mark Twain Get your Itckets early from Mr. Monday, November 11 Eastern leads state in scoring Dr. Schnieb sends the book back to Under the direction of Coach Heater or Mr. Partin. Talk by Dr. Schnieb, Chapel. spree. be autographed, she has written Rome Rankin. a program of intra- Dr. Cadman at Eastern coming the following greeting on a slip of In a nationwide tribute school mural athletics has now been week; paper to be pasted in the book: children of'America will pause from started in the Model High School BOXERS TO PERFORM NOTED AUTHOR TO Frosh and Varsity in swimmnig "To my friends in Fairbank, their studies today to honor the of Eastern. At present football is The newly organized varsity and meet. Alaska, with hearty greetings.' memory of the author most beloved source of competition between .four freshman boxing teams are taking LECTURE HERE Dr. Schnieb talks on Rogers and "Elizabeth Madox Roberta. by American childhood. teams that have been organized. the final workouts prior to their Post; "Elmores, Today will be. nationally cele- The teams play by the round- first exhibitions to be staged at the Lewis Corey, noted author and ' Hallowe'en party features the "Springfield, brated as "National Mark Twain style of league competition and Elks Club smoker November 14. lecturer, will speak at the Hiram . "Kentucky, Day" in public and private schools will play until Thanksgiving with The boxing program will be Brock Auditorium on Friday, No- Boxing team boats scheduled in '•October, 1936." from one end of the United States the pigskin. After Thanksgiving made up of five bouts, contestants vember 8, 1935. The chapel hour week; O to another, according to an an- new teams will be organized for to be matched according to weight will be shifted to 1 o'clock since Scandalette writer becoming a EDITOR SPEAKS nouncement Just received from the basketball. and ability. Mr. Corey cannot reach here until sneak. Mr. Donald Michelson, Co-Edi- national headquarters of the Mark Approximately forty boys are Much interest has been shown in that time. Maroons plan return with More- tor of the Eastern Progress, was Twain Centennial Committee, of taking part at present. Joe Owens boxing here this fall as is evi- Mr. Corey has attained much suc- head game; , the guest speaker at a meeting of which President Roosevelt is honor- captains the Notre Dame team, Al- denced by the number of men re- cess through his famous book, "The Weather for week—practically We the Women's Missionary Society of ary chairman and Dr. Nicholas Mur- len Moberly the Tigers, Billy ceiving boxing Instruction. About House of Morgan," and was mad* the Richmond Christian Church Butler, President of Columbia Bright the Skunks, and Joe Dunn fifteen men take work-outs every a Fellow by the Brookings Institute "~- -MrV several days ago. —,—.-~, University, chairman, • the Wildcats. Tuesday and Thursday night. at Washington, D, S3. _=^. PAGE TWO THE EASTERN PROGRESS Friday, November 1, 1935

Enemy Number One, Is the leader vasion wars by a vote of seven to Eastern Progress In this movmeent to "purge the one. Yet on our campus we hear RIVERS SHOE SERVICE Reds" in the United States. Mr. learned men advocating war. ■ *•» _ FOR BETTER REBUILT SHOES Mfmhw of the Kentucky It would be superfluous to go Intercollegiate Press Association Hearst Is using the millions earned Welcome. Both New and Old Students from his filthy yellow press, the into a long treatise about the hor- Staxdfer EWMtag Sowth Second If many of you saw "Broadway Entered In the Fostofflce at Rich- perverting influence of the minds rors and results of warfare at this mond, Kj, as seoond-class matter. Melody of 1036,, down at the local of our mentally fifth-grade Amer- place. It is not necessary to at- opera house the other day, we're sure you'll understand when we EDITORIAL STAFF ica, to further poison the none- tempt to convince a student body say this column has gone Bert Donald Mtehebon, "So... -Oo-»Mor of about one thousand that war is Kefler. In other words, it's going to , FOR HIGH GRADE too-lntelllgent public mind. Mr. be filthy, but we hope you can take Morris Creech. -87■■■-■■<»-*$<*, both morally wrong and economi- Charles E. Bull nature Editor Hearst has even gone so far as to Jt t -_ SHOE REPAIRING Otwell Rankin, W-SSS SHS advocate the abolition of bicam- cally unsound. This enlightened Where did the columnist last Paul McGlnnls, "ST...Sports Writer era accepts that as fact. We are week get the bright Idea that Kelly Olore, VI Sports Writer eral legislative bodies. He is using FRANCES HANNA would deign to GO ,TO the same methods employed by a generation who will outlaw war. even bestow one of her bright smiles on RONDAL SHARP, much W. U Keene Faculty Sponsor other tyrants: setting up a buga- The only war in which we take less think of going with him stead- boo and then riding to power as part will be of the makings of the ily? As someone to fool around Bybee Shoe Hospital BUSINESS STAFF with, he's all right, but that little the pretended crusader of the bug- older generations; these people who HANNA girl has ideas of her own. ALL WORK GUARANTEED Allan MeM«""«, "37 Adv. Mgr. even around here propose a war in Hilton Bower, *l...'.,...*■* Mgr. aboo. Long would have "shared Speaking of ideas, you little Ruth Disney, -36 Aaet. Mgr. which our young bodies will be freshmen sit up and notice this: Corner Second and Water Streets the wealth," before an assassin's when you see someone wandering mangled, while they, the grey- OTRCrULATipN STAFF bullet cut short his career. Father around and looking as If he didn't p beards sit back and watch. . . . know the war was over, you may be Clifford Schulte, 3«..OIrcula. Mgr. Coughlm advocates "social justices," sure something is stirring. And H. A. Hughes, "88 Asst Mgr. but his doctrine is but hypocrisy We welcome opinion, but heresy is nineteen times out of twenty, the J D. Tolbert, re..Exchange Editor condemned. reason is a stirring more popularly and persecution In another form. known as a "crush." Would you be- TYPEWRITERS REPORTORIAL STAFF Of the three, Hearst is the most O lieve it if we told you some of these Kathryn Wllklns, 17 secret loves? Well, anyway, here We saQ or rant all makes of typewriters. Using a good typewriter Charles Warner, 87 dangerous, for he has the control GLEANINGS they are: ARTHUR LOGAN WICK- In yew school work wlH result in more logical thinking, ■eater Dorothy Bracht, "88 of the press, the radio, and the ERSHAM, better known as "TAR- work and better grades. Betsy Anderson, 17 Dr. Kennamer says that one of ZAN," is the object of sedate Mildred Swetnam, VI cinema, and can propound his KATHERINE PRATHER'S affec- LOW RENTAL RATES TO STUDENTS Agnes Edmunds, "38 treachrey with unbridled power. the greatest tragedies of recent tions. And HAZEL POWELL thinks Bdmond Hester, *87 This country was founded on years was that the Dionne quintu- GEORGE CARROLL Is a wonder! Standard Typewriter Co. (so do all the freshmen, HAZEL). L. C SMITH AND CORONA TYPEWRITERS PROGRESS PLATFORM the principle of liberty, justice, and plets were born in Canada instead Prim little JUANITA STROUD has of the United States. picked a football hero to moon over. Phone 17M West Short Street (Opposite Courthouse) The establishment of an active security. There can be neither un- He's none other than TOMMIE Lexington, Kentucky student council. der a nationalistic form of govern- SCOTT. And, although It isn't a A more active alumni association, The Appalachian, student publi- very secret admiration, LUCY E. Further expansion In the athletic ment. A democracy provides for cation of the Applachlan State WALLACE thinks ROT PILLS Is proffr&m. representation for the minority, Ideal. Greater participation In Intra- Teachres College, of Boone, N, C. while a dictatorship knows no mi- MARGARET HUBBARD is try- mural athletics. has paid us a high compliment. ing dreadfully to get to first base nority. Every dictatorship has with- The editor praised our paper and with someone—at least by Christ- A Growing Menace out fall broken down social secur- mas. Just now she's trying to entice reminded us that there were too ALEX WALLACE Careful MAR- Buy for Cash ity, destroyed the freedom of the many typographical errors. Thank GARET, he's temperamental. (06% Following a period of world-wide press, and entirely obliterated lib- temper, 5% mental). you, Mr. Editor, we appreciate your MELVA WALKER and JOE Internationalism there is inevitably erty and justice. And if we allow words of encouragement, and will HEDGES seem to be perfectly hap- py together. It must really be love! a period of extreme nationalism. ourselves to be hornswoggled by be more careful in proof-reading. Pay Less! If lots of couples we know were During the World War moat of the potential dictators who promise us O together as much as MELVA and world was united against the Cen- protection from a "menace" that JOE, they'd be about as thrilled as Noah In an April shower, or a tral Powers to "make the world does,not even exist, then we must Jockey on a merry-go-round. safe for democracy," or more ap- accept the prosecution of minori- We don't know (we'd like to) what THEODORE KEITH meant propriately, "to make the world ties, the censored press, the racial when he said MARY LILLIAN ripe for Fascism." Whatever the outrages, the loss of liberty, and SMITH certainly had come down some since last year. Wonder if motive was, we know that in near- the complete destruction of the If you notice, we have a new columnist, M-. Penwlggler. We hav_- CARLYLE MOODY could enlight- ly every nation today there Is an cherished Ideals which we have had more columnists on this stall en us. Or maybe he'd like to be enlghtened. unprecedented movement towards been more than one hundred and In the past three years than there- have been dogs to run them off, Poor LOUISE BALDENS mother nationalism. and fifty years in the making. but Mr. Penwiggler offer us some- is in for plenty of worry-ng (as If she hadn't enough). We saw a let- In Russia there is Communism O thing new in colunmizlng. He is c philosopher of the old school (bar- ter the other day that ran some- a system that defeats its own pur- We Told You So room), and a humanitarian of tire thing like this: Victorian Period (an ardent de- Dear Mrs. Balden: pose by starting out as a system We are two fellers attending - fender of that noble creature, of unlimited freedom, and winding In the first issue of the Progress WOMAN). Some day, Mr. Penwie- Eastern Teachers "Friendly Col- lege" and we are having a very up as an. Ironclad doctrine of regl- we expressed the opinion that gler, when some rampant freshman puts arsenic in our tea, causing us hard time. The trouble Is this: we menatlon. In Germany there ex- there was a newer and finer spirit to swell up and d.e, you will carry are both madly in love with your daughter, LOUISE ,but we dont ists the brutal Naziiam, which about the campus all the way from the torch. You will "view with alarm," "point with pride," or "no- know which of us she loves. She waves a bludgeon over the head the administrative offices to the tice with no small amount of con- seems to be very fond of us both. Either of us is willing to give her of any German possessing a pri- athletic field. The spirit in the ad- cern" these heavy burdens that lay upon our ignoble shoulder (the up to the other and we Just would vate opinion. Italy is deluding ministrative offices will always re- right shoulder bone was busted like to know if she ever writes home about us to you. herself with a system of Fascism main the same. Helpfulness and when we were but a pup, our sister letting us roll down several flights Sincerely, which will In time completely an- concern characterize the contlrbu- of stairs, while she ran to watch JACK HUGHES and LEONARD STAFFORD. nihilate her. Japan has gone com- ttons from that department. It is the first gasoline buggy in the town chug past),_ 1_ Boy,s if you'll just send your letter pletely nationalistic in the wake of thespirft shown on the athletic to a "heart throb column" you'll probably learn more about her from this universal wave. Even in France field that gives just grounds for Here is a tale for you Johnsonian all her other loves than you would epicureans who delight in such deli- a new organisation, the Crolx de shouting, "Hooray, we told you from her mother. cacies as humming birds wing salad It's been a long time since K. E. Feu, under the leadership of De so!" or rabbit sandwiches. During th--* A. last spring but not too long for height of the past World's Fair at LaRoque, who,wears the face of a It Is the observation of people us to still be hearing about It. In Chicago, it was noticed that a fact we learned Just the other day dictator, Is slowly mobilising; the affiliated with Eastern for several young man running a concession that the boy KATHRNE WILKINS outside of the city limits was en middle class French Into a power- decades, that never yet was there had such a marvelous time with, Pleated or Plain Back Single or Double Breasted joying a brisk business, selling rab- was married and has been for about ful semi-military organisation. The such an unrivaled display of sports- bit meat sandwiches. Health au- seven years. thorities became suspicious when power of Crolx de Feu is being manship and school spirit as was Although he may not have known they learned that the sandwiches it, DR. CUFF certainly did talk All-Wool SUITS felt everywhere In France. shown at the Homecoming football were being sold at two for five about BONNIE APPLEOATE the la It safe to say that the Unltea game leas than two weeks ago. cents After careful examination of other day in chapel. BONNIE the meat, the health officers found thinks she can tap dance, play the States stands almost alone as the From the moment the ball flew that horse meat was being mixed fiddle, sing, eta—and does she have and OVERCOATS perfect example of democracy? It forward on the opedlng kickoff to with the rabbit matt crowds in her room? "Just how much horse meat are Imagine a Sophomore girl's em- WORTH $18 and $22.50 is well for us to sit back con- the final gun of the timekeeper, you putting in these sandwiches?" barrassment at the dance last week tentedly and enjoy a delusion that there was not one minute when the hapless proprietor was asked. when a Freshman boy asked her "Oh, about fifty-fifty," he an- how she was classified. She replied Smart men . . . buy for we an immune from any form of Eastern supporters failed to cheer swered. that she was a Sophomore. The less and here are values a dictatorship? Who are the Huey their team on, even when the ma- "What do you mean 'fifty-fifty'?" cute little Freshle giggled and said, that smart buyers will he was further questioned. "Ah, you cant fool me. You're Just Longs, the Father Coughlins, the roon and white clad boys were "To tell you the truth," he con- a Freshman and don't want me to flock to. Lerrhan Bros, Randolph Hearsts? Are they our fighting with their backs to the fessed, "by fifty-fifty' I mean that know it!" stupendous cash buying $12-95 I use one rabbit to every horse." We thought for a while JANE wall. No matter what team won, power makes them pos- benefactors, our saviors? They So, If we Indulged In pointing CASE and JOE GUSWEILER were sible! and would have us believe so. They are neither could have been ashamed morals, we would say: Never look going to get along pretty well to- a rabbit sandwich in the mouth, gether this year, but when GU8 the demagogues-who, If given half of their performance. The score you might find horse meat turned chicken and wouldn't stay They ... are guaranteed the chance, will usurp the com- might have been 8-6 against us, in the Glee Club because he had to all - wool; tailored of Wc have long been contemplat- be lntlated, JANE took her dolls American woolen mills mand of the government and tyr- but the display of sportsmanship ing establishing a new Internation- and went home. She wants a he- $14.50 annize every one of us. and "guts" on both the parts of al language, to be taught to all man, such as JAKE GREEN WELL. finer woolens. Fadeproof children the world over, born after RUTH PERRY claims that she and sunproof. If we were to trace the rise of the team and Eastern fans proves December 31, 1940. The idea is to and CLARENCE BUTTER are mar- the dictators In various countries that there is a newer and finer make a combination of two words ried. If this Is true, we'd better tell closely related Into one word. For RUTH that when you get married, OTHERS $9.75 TO $19.50 we would find that in every case a spirit at the fast-growing Eastern Instance: The words "smoke" and you cease flirting with other men. dictatorship was set up under hte College. "fog" could be combined to "smog." But, then Just look at the way she For the late risers who can't deter- treated poor EARL. GOULD last Beautifully tailored suits to fit all men and young men; guise of "saving the nation from O mine whether they are eating year. in checks, stripes and plain shades of blue, oxford, bank- ' radicals." In Russia the Commu- breakfast or lunch, we could sim- If the way he's doing now Is any Heresy plify matters by calling it "brunch." clue as to how hell act in the fu- ers' gray, brown, etc Plain backs with two vents or nists took over the reins of gov- Then there Is the local restaurant ture, CHARLES FARRIS will be a sport backs . .. pleated style. ernment under the pretext of "de- The purpose of editorial writing which serves a vegtable they call gangster some day. We know sev- peas, but which look and taste like eral girls who are paying him hush livering; Russia from the hands of Is to stimulate thought and opin- beans. Employing our new language money now. the unscrupulous Bolsheviks.'' In ion, not to regiment doctrine. we could merely call them "pcans." Can you think of a single person We could also solve the problem of on Eastern's campus who would Italy, Mussolini, a dyed-in-the- That Is why we are always pleased finding the proper word for these steal an apple? Well, Mrs. Donovan wool Socialist, reversed his coat to laarn that our editorials have crooners (we do know some appro- can. Don't worry, Mrs. Donovan, MflHUItltOS priate words but they aren't prop- maybe they were just borrowing orrerdfbt to "save Italy from the been actually read and discussed. er), who croon and groan at the one. And the next time you start same time, by just calling them Communists;" and In Germany, Yet there are some facts which we - after the police,, Just think of all KNOWN FOR BETTER VALUES "grooners. In the words of the people In the world who are Hitler pretends to "Aryanlae" by sjgBsMl In these OBSMMM, not of our Schmuts, the poolroom sage, "eddy- starving to death the stroke of a pen, a very- "un- own Invention, that are down right cation is a wonderful thing." Aryan" race of people, and to artomstta. When we take an un- Just notice how the girls are them from the "heretic Com- alterable stand agalnwt the partici- hanging around the football play- ers* these days, but Watch them Eastern Students Bveryone must have a pation of the United States In a when the season Is over. They will gaat. Today the Communists are war to be fought on foreign shores, go off of the football standard and go on the basketball standard. Vir- th* goats. IB the days of the In- we are not only expressing our gil, who was neither a bar-room tt was the Jswa in own Ideate, but the opinion of the philosopher nor a poolroom sage, Always Welcome said: "Varium et mutabile semper too. than an those "sa- world at large, at least the Ameri- femina," "Woman is a fickle and can world. On our own campus ever changing creature." Amen, AT viors" who win protect uo from the Amen. y "Red Menace" which doea not even last semester we conducted a war poll and found that our rtnrtwit Moral for Today: No matter how Stockton s Drug Store hungry a horse may be, he'll never William Randolph Haarat, Puhnc body was opposed to foreign In- eat a bit

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where they will engage the "More- head Teachers In their third & I. The Viewpoint GRIDMENOFF A. A. test. MAROONS BOW FR0SH ELEVEN Gloriette Beauty So far Eastern is leading the By KELLY CLOSE teams of Kentucky In scoring, hav- The writer of this column does Shop TO BATTLE ing piled up 140 points In five TO G'TOWN not claim to be an authority on GIVE VARSITY games, and expects to hold this the subject of sports. He is mere- An Kinds of Beauty Culture and lead after the Morehead encoun- Lose Biterly Fought Home- ly an interested observer who puts Permanent Waves MOREHEAD ter. Morehead is conceded as the his rambling thoughts into writ- OPPOSITION Your Patronage Solicited underdog, having lost to George- coming Contest ing. Will Leave Tomorrow to town, Union and Transylvania by by 8-6 We didn't "beat that Tiger" but Potential Material for 1936 PHONE 681 decisive scores while Eastern played we came so close to doing so that Engage Eagles in almost to a. deadlock with George- Maroon Squad Found In A grim and hard-fighting band lie was mighty glad when the final tonw and piled a score of 66 to 6 whistle blew, and he was allowed Freshman Ranks Annual Tilt over Holbrook, the team which re- of Maroon warriors bell before the merciless onslaught of the George- to go back to his lair. He knew, cently defeated Union 12-7. too, that he had been in a ball EASTERN FAVORED The Maroons came out of ih.' town Tigers here at Stateland game—every one of his eleven sep- USE ENEMY FORMATION I Louisville fracas in good shape, and Field on Saturday, October 19. arate parts could testify to the have once more found their confi- Three scoreless quarters of flaw- less football were played before truth of that statement. Even though the Freshman foot- A powerful Eastern grid machine, dence. The squad felt badly over One old foe of Eastern was con- led by Captain Richard Greenwell, loss of the Georgetown game, but either team could muster up a ball team has not had a chance sustained attack which would lead quered at the Georgetown game, will embark tomorrow for Morehead seem to have recovered from the however. • This enemy has been to show the fans just what they let-down. Judging from their per- to a score. With about five min- can do against other freshman utes remaining in the fourth- hovering around the E. T. C. cam- teams they are furnishing the Var- formance in the game with Louis- pus for so long that he thought ville, the Maroons have gotten back quarter, Georgetown completed a sity plenty of competition daily. long pass from Shields to Robin- he was a permanent fixture here. The Freshmen are given the plays into their scoring stride, although But he couldn't stand the pressure they are still butter-fingering pre- son on the twelve-yard line. As of Varsity's oponents to work Robinson was tackled, the ball the Maroon followers exerted, and against the Varsity and thus far cious fordward passes and fumbling he made a rapid departure. I am a bit. A pass was thrown to an bounded out of his hands and was have given- the upper-classmen recovered by another Tiger on speaking of that detestable some- something to think about. Eastern end in the Louisville game thing, NO SCHOOL SPIRIT. The but it went through his arms, right the two-yard stripe. Patrick then There Is some potential football spirit Is here now, and it's the material on the Freshman team, all In the end zone. Jenkins was tack- knifed off tackle for the counter. duty of you and me to see that it led on the two yard line and fum- A few plays later Hawkins of which should help to make next remains. year's Varsity a powerful team. bled the ball, a Louisville man re- punted out of bounds on Eastern's Say, did you notice the way those covering. -Coach Rankln has been two-yard line, and when Lund at- Of this potential material Hill, stressing ball handling this week Georgetown Tigers romped over De Robinson, Snyder, Davis, Johnson, tempted to pupt out, he fumbled Pauw University? That victory re- and seems to be a bit more opti- and was downed in the end zone Singleton, and Fein stein look as mistic over the ball toting and pass assures us that we were beaten by though they will give the Varsity for a safety, making the score 8-0. a good ball club, for De Pauw had receiving. Only two minutes remained in men some real competition for quite an impressive record before berths in the regular lineup next Morehead has been unable to the game when Lund tossed a long their 26 to 0 defeat at the hands chalk up a victory over an Easte~n pass to-Callahan, who galloped over year. Hill and Robinson do most of Georgetown. of the passing for the first year football team in recent years, and the goal for an Eastern score. Our boys can take It and they may surprise both their followers The game ended after a few plays men. can give it. The defeat by George- Feinstein, due to an injury, has and the boys in Maroon and White. with the score standing George- town didn't make them any hap- It is the opinion of most sports town 8, Eastern 6. not seen much action this year pier, but it also didn't keep them but the little he has played, he writers, however, that Eastern will from giving U. of L. a 9 to 0 de- win hands down. has shown himself to be a classy Chatham feat. runner. Snyder and Johnson have In all probability Coach Samuels Did you know that Eastern was will start Callahan and Wilson at shown some real power as charg- Homespuns leading all Kentucky colleges in ing linemen. ends; Schimke and R. King at the total number of points scored? tailored exclusively by tackles; Greenwell and Ferris at n O— s=i — " Yes, sir, our pig-skin toters have AT SUNDOWN L. GREIF & BRO. guards; Lacey at center. The new amassed 140 points in five games. backfield combination of Tarter, By JACK McCORD The U. of K. Wildcats, our nearest Twilight and evening shadows rugged romance Kulen, Caldwell, and Jenkins will Fairly little is known for sure rival in this respect, have made Drifting over the fields; * more than likely get the nod from about the final arrangement of the 112 points In the same number of The frog with his croaking Head Coach Rankln: addition to the library that is now games. The long-drawn evening seals. -O- nearing completion. It is certain The three games they have won $22 50 that the library will be arranged and the two lost give our boys a But, oh, the joy of living COLLEGE TEAMS BOW adequately to meet the needs of tie for second position in the state Takes all that life can give. OTHER SUITS $14.75 AND UP this a growing Eastern. Beauty, percentage of games won. Union When we're concerned with giving Give them ACTION 1 TO HIGH SCHOOL spaciousness, and convenience, it College is leading with three games For the one who lets us live. •"THE finest wearing suit seems, are to be distinctive charac- won and one lost, but that loss was ■*■ that can. be made—fol- Pleated Back SPORT The first games of Intermural teristics. The whole building will inflicted on the Barbourville boys It's true; we're blue at times, lowing the tradition of the Volley baU for women were played be practically new, for all of the by Alfred Holbrook, whom Eastern Thinking of a bygone day— famous Carolina home- in the Weaver Health Building rooms and corridors are being com- defeated 66 to 6 earlier in the sea- Sometimes we forget thes lines October 30, 1935, with the three pletely renovated and redecorated. son. That tell us what to say. spuns, loomed by the High School teams victorious. It might be Interesting to note The Maroons will enter as fa- mountain folks and ac- SUITS The Co-eds lost two of their here what to a detached observer vorites into the game with More- It's all for the best, we know, claimed the world overl is the finest, the chief feature of head but no one expects the going Even when the way is steep. three games to the High School In a striking array of rich Seniors, scores. Co-eds 8, Seniors, the whole structure. A large read- easy. The Eagles always play one We must always say as we go, 15; Co-eds 15, Seniors 5; Co-eds ing room, located at the rear of against the Eastern aggregation "My Master's commands 111 and distinctive autumn col- 10, Seniors 15. the building, is really a lovely asset and it isn't probable that this year keep." orings. to the library; it is comfortable and will be an exception. —Delbert Partin The Collegians lost their first promises to take on a bookish at- O two games to the Juniors, 14 to 15; mosphere. In the use of this room Oriental drama is basically relig- 14 to 15. an attempt will be made to solve Varsity Points for ious and social, authorities say. E. V. Elder The Maroons lost to the Sopho- what Is a great drawback to the Back* of these suits are more-Frosh their two games played, present library system—the problem tailored with pleat* and a 15, 6; 15, 13. of reserve books. Reserve books Game With Union half belt to allow com* O will be placed in this room on open CITY CLUB PRESS SHOP plete arm-movement and stacks from which one is free to COUNCIL ELECTS OFFICERS While football fans are still gasp- complete shoulder • com* choose his own reading matcer , The Elementary Council, under without being harassed with ing over the unprecedented defeat WHERE? foflk\YonT] go far to dap* the supervision of Miss Mae Han- plagued reading room slips or con- of the S. I. A. A. champions, Union licateShls value! * son and Mrs. Gladys Tyng, met fronted with a mass of card cata- College, at the hands of a weak WORK IS GUARANTEED (and then some) on Tuesday of last week and logues to try his patience and Alfred Holbrook eleven, the East- Hoptacki In plaids or fancies! elected officers for the year. memory, to take away much of any ern Maroons are looking forward SERVICE IS SUPERB (and then some) for men, students! Miss Rosa McNeil of Covington pleasure that comes from using to November 9. when the Bulldogs PRICES ARE RIGHT (and then some) was elected president; Miss Ruth the library. Browsers will have the will be engaged on Stateland Field. German, Bellevue, vice-president, chance to browse that they have Although the Eastern gridders are DAY SERVICE PHONE 139 ENNEY'S and Miss Kate Padgett, Paris,.sec- got few times heretofore. They more concerned at present with the retary and treasurer. will like this room for being at- game tomorrow against the More- REV. ANDERSON—CHAS. BULL, Co-Partners tractively decorated and comfort- head Eagles, they are anxiously ably equipped; they might even live awaiting the knickoff of the Union- to see this made into a browsing Eastern tilt. EAT THE BEST! room .such as are a part of most Earlier this season Eastern's univeristy libraries. Students will scrub team whipped Holbrook 66-6. find pleasing the colors used in The Ranklmen are puzzled that a We OXThese PJ.'s! decoration and the rather lavish clever, Union team should meet At No Extra Cost—It's Served Daily At ornamentation. They will like the defeat against such weak opposi- Her* yo« hsvs new fabrics snd entirely new furnishings—big oak tables, com- tion. It has been rumored, how- •tylea. Lovely garments with jnst enough tailor- fortable chairs and individual ever, that dissension is rife in the ing to site them a jaunty, youthful air. Soft, flat- reading lamps. Floors are covered Union ranks over the benching of tering joins; adorable trims; and GENEROUS the team's star, Turner, who was pajana leg*. You'll Ilka them for lounging. with cork tile, a material appro- You'll love them for sleeping. Jnst ask for Hotel Eastern Coffee Shop priate by _ being both pretty and selected All-S. I. A. A. center last silent. Th'e attraction of this new year, and that they purposely $5.00 Meal Tickets for $4.50, Tax Included room should bring about more ex- "threw" the game. Turner is re- tensive use of the library. The at- ported to have been benched be- tributes quiet and comfort are cause of his apathy and unwilling- conducive to study; they are .not ness to train. to be lacking in a place of this Despite all of these rumors the kind. In short, this open stack Maroons will be prepared to meet haunt should proffer painless en- tough opposition when the Bar- virons for painful tasks of required bourville team visits here next The Fashion Nook reading. week. -o- Second Street WELCOME TO SENI0RS PLAN TREK THE MADISON TO CUMBERLAND FALLS DRESSES —. HATS ——- HOSE BARBER, JEWELRY AND Plans are being promoted for the PRESS SHOP Senior Trek, which will take place on the week end of November 9. The seniors will assemble after the LINGERIE .... SWEATERS Eastern-Union game and board the busses which will take them to the famous Cumberland Falls. Accord- ing to Dorothy Crews and Pauline Pulliam. chairmen of the trek plans, the party will visit Cumbe-- land Falls and other p'aces of In- terest in Southeastern Kentucky, CHAMBERS' returning late Sunday evening. Mrs. Case and Mrs. Barnhlll will chaperone the party. CAFE Dr. T. J. Turley DENTIST DUE TO LACK OF SPACE AND INCREASE IN Office Masonic Bldg. Phone M i BUSINESS WE HAVE

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