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www.ThunderRoadsMinnesota.com AMERICA’S FASTEST GROWING BIKER PUBLICATION Thunder Roads Magazine of Minnesota Hey bikers it’s a month closer to warm weather. I am P.O. Box 769 ready how about you? Before I forget! Remember this Albert Lea, MN 56007 is the month we show a little affection. You know what (877) 230-4520 I mean. Biker dudes, we need to buy some roses or [email protected] sweets for the loved one(s). And loved ones, you need to Staff purchase a gift certificate at a cycle shop for us. I know that things are tight this month so if someone wants to Owner/Editor send me a dozen of roses, I could sure use them. I’d like Willie Matthews to send them to my better half. I hope everyone has a (877) 230-4520 Happy Valentine’s Day. [email protected] I was pulled over last month in Windom, MN. The officer told me they were looking for the baddest guy in Willie’s Assistant Minnesota and his side-kick. While they were running Joe Matthews my license I knew I had to text my buddy Peanuts. I told (641) 483-3022 him they had me and that he needed to grab his helmet [email protected] and crayons and get out of dodge. I put together a Sturgis 2010 Directory that will be Sales running from February to August. You will love these Stacy Matthews, Regional Sales Representative places. Bulldog Campground is owned by Betty Beckel, (405) 503-2994 who is from Minnesota. Her daughter resides in Coon [email protected] Rapids. These campgrounds are all easy access to the Photographer highways to ride. They are also close to town and some even have shuttle buses. Mark Peterson And by the way the temperature got up to 60 degrees Peterson Photography & Imaging Inc. while I was in Rapid City on Jan 16th. There were a lot (320) 235-8222 [email protected] of riders out that day in South Dakota. Yeah, don’t worry www.markpetersonphoto.com about being envious, I was too. Don’t forget to e-mail me your stories and pictures so we can make you a part of Layout and Design Thunder Roads Minnesota. Warren Ells, Art Director Thunder Publishing Willie Matthews [email protected] State Editor/Owner

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East Central ABATE...... 3 ABATE Holds Meeting Thundercam...... 4 A.B.A.T.E. of Minnesota’s East Central Chapter recently held their meeting at Hunters Inn. The Chapter was California Biker Goes Okie...... 5 planning the spring fundraiser for 2010. As you can see a lot of planning goes on to have an event a success. What does ABATE stands for? A Brotherhood Aimed Towards Education May The V-Force Be With You...... 6 ABATE works for you, the motorcycle enthusiast and is a not-for-profit organization registered in the state Joker...... 8 of Minnesota. ABATE is a neutral organization that allows ALL riders to unite in brotherhood to safeguard our Seats And Saddles...... 9 rights and still remain individuals with differing views. ABATE of Minnesota believes that all motorcyclists are Girls Of Thunder...... 10 brothers with a common interest….RIDING FREE! Mark ‘Red” Braastad, the President of the chapter can be contacted via E-mail at eastcentral@eastcentral- KISS...... 13 abate.org. To check on spring events or to become a member, visit their web site at www.eastcentralabate.org. TNT...... 17 The East Central Chapter of ABATE fundraiser will be held June 5th at Jumpin Jack’s in Weber, Minneso- Randy Houser...... 18 ta. There will be a ride, bike games, door prizes, bike show, food and beer there will also be bands and more. Thunder Roads Minnesota will also be holding the biker babe of the month contest. Come out and support the Tech Tips...... 20 cause. Motorcycle Clubs and Organizations...... 21 NCOM News Bytes...... 22 Skin Art...... 26 Indian’s Back...... 28 Gringo & Mickey’s Swap Meet...... 30 Lee Downey...... 31 Winter In Winona...... 33 Iraqi Motorcycle...... 34

Letter To The Editor

To the Editor,

I recently picked up my first copy of Thunder Roads Magazine at a motorcycle shop in St. Paul. I usually don’t pick up free magazines because most of them are full of ads and not much more. After I started to read it when I got home I couldn’t put it down. This is the first time that I sat down and read all the articles. I like how this magazine has a lot of local stories, businesses and biker babes. How often do you look at other magazines that have no or little coverage from the Midwest? I think it’s about time that we are not for- gotten because of where we are from. My hat goes off to Thunder Roads Magazine for a great job of helping and spreading local information. Wishing you the best!

Tom Eder- St. Paul, MN

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On College Hill in Kingfisher, Oklahoma is where you’ll Runs and Benefit Rides. find Bike Builder, Randy Cox. He established his shop His latest project, when he is not repairing a customer’s “Haawgshop” in 2006 after moving here from California in bike is a ’70 Harley Servi-Car Trike. This one is going back 2005. Randy is certainly not new to the motorcycle world. all original. Yup…motor in the crate. But, when finished it He has been turning wrenches on these machines since he will even have the Police light bar and the fender mounted was a teenager. siren. He is totally enjoying building this one. One of his first bikes was a ’38 Knucklehead which he Gosh, I vaguely remember back in California when Randy bought as a basket case. Rolling chassis and milk crates actually took the time and we went on the “Toys for Tots” full of engine parts is how he got her. After he did some Run each December in Pasadena. Cal-Trans would close frame modification, it was ready for him to paint. With the down a couple of lanes on the Freeway to vehicles and paint done, it was not long and he had the motor ready to we would have a Police escort all the way to our destina- set in. What a Bad Chopper it turned out to be when he tion. Once in Pasadena, there were thousands of bikes and was finished. Ape hangers and all! That was turning back people and toys. Each year the Hells Angels attended and the pages to the early 70’s. He also did the same thing it was a good time to be had by all. when he bought his ’69 Shovelhead. Well, if you get to our little piece of “Haawgshop” Heaven Randy’s passion for motorcycles has never faded. After here in Kingfisher, stop by and say “Howdy”. If you’re inter- moving to Oklahoma, he decided to open his own shop and ested in finding out more about Randy’s work, feel free to work on the “older” bikes that many other shops are unfa- give him a call at (951) 231-7555. miliar with. Randy offers several services such as Paint, some fabrication, welding, tires and of course motor repair. Story by: Kay Cox Actually, just about anything to do with a bike. Pictures by: Kay His love of Harley’s doesn’t stop with the 2 wheelers. In 2006 he bought a ’59 Harley Trike with a ’45 motor and of course it was a frame and crates of parts. Again, modifying the frame and extending the front end. He painted it a deli- cious Candy Red with metal flake. She has wire wheels all the way around and a tan rough-out leather his/hers seat. Sweet! Last year he decided to enter it in the Oklahoma City Motorcycle Show and rode out with a 1st. place Trophy in the Custom Trike Class. Among Randy’s collection of Harley’s there also is a Beautiful ’59 Panhead loaded with Chrome, a ’93 Harley Springer that sports a to-die-for paint job done by the late “DAVID MANN. You seasoned bikers remember his art work from the old “Easy Riders” magazines. One side of the gas tank is “The Wizard” and the other side is his fire breathing “Dragon”. He also has a couple of rolling chassis’ and a 2005 Harley he and his wife Kay ride on those Poker Thunder Roads Magazine 4 Thunder Roads Magazine 5 VINNIE/CODY - We are working on all sorts of things. One of our major focuses right now is establishing a TV show. Currently, we are working and filming a TV series called Throttle Junkies with May the V-Force Joe Capicotti of 2Xtreem and Will Kenefick of Retro By Joe Brinn SBK. We are also working on promoting more Photos by Joe Brinn & on the V-Force Power Block, which is a patented be with you! Mindy Souhan energy savings device. We love how much it saves us on our electric bill at the shop, so we produced a residential version for everyone who wants to save money without compromising on the efficiency of The word FORCE is any appliance at home. And of course, we plan on used with a lot of well known phrases more super custom bike builds. that are very familiar to many of us such as; a Force to be reckoned every smile brings through all the hard times and the TRMMI - What is your most memorable moment with, a Force to behold, brute Force, driving Force, task Force, and since starting V-Force Customs? of course “May the Force be with you”, just to name a few. And now shine in every survivors’ eyes”. we add another use for the word Force that may be destined to part Fred wanted to make sure the unveiling of the VINNIE/CODY - The unveiling of V-Force 1, our of our vocabulary for years to come – V-Force Customs. Diamond P Chopper with Vinnie and Cody attending first bike, back in Feb 2008 comes to mind. I am You’ve heard the names Vinnie and Cody or even saw their faces in person would be something Mid-Michigan had still grateful for all the companies that believe in me a few years ago as part of the highly popular TV show “American not seen in sometime. Fred sought the assistance and V-Force that sponsored that bike and the great Chopper”. But in 2007, Vinnie DiMartino and Cody Connelly of Great Lakes Harley Davidson in Bay City with feedback and support we received from our fans branched out on their own to compete within the highly competitive helping him to put together an event worthy of during the unveiling. bike building marketplace. The two formed their very own bike everything the bike stood for in its memorial tribute. TRMMI - What makes V-Force Customs different building company – V-Force Customs. This highly likeable twosome Anthony D’Errico, Joe Yax and the rest of the staff that other Custom Bike Shops? is shaking up the bike building world with one of a kind and very at GLHD agreed to not only assist with the unveiling VINNIE/CODY - I don’t know if it makes us different unique bikes that are not only functional but are also pieces of art ceremony but went above and beyond to make sure than other bike shops, but Cody and I believe in SPECIFICATIONS to say the least. They are setting the bike building world on fire from that this unprecedented event for Mid-Michigan was doing our best… being innovative with our designs their first bike build, the V-Force 1 to their latest build, The Diamond more than Fred could have imagined. The unveiling, with focus on functionality, being knowledgeable with Builder: V-Force Customs P Chopper, all without the typical fanfare and hype usually prevalent held at the Prime Event Center in Bay City January the industry, using high quality materials… and we VinniE, FRED, JOHn, CODY within the bike building market. Instead of building lots of bikes 15th, 2010 included hundreds of fans, both bikers Year/Model: 2009 Custom are fortunate to have the equipment we have in the through mass production which seems to be the latest trend, they and non-bikers who were eager to see the bike Motor Manufacturer: Jims are building them one bike at a time, much like the old days of bike shop that enables us to do all that. and to meet the bike builders in person. Those in Model: Twin Cam-B building where it was considered a trade and not just a job. One attendance were also asked to donate and help TRMMI - What was your overall inspiration for the great example of their talent is their latest bike build, The Diamond raise funds for the American Cancer Society and Diamond P Bike? Displacement: 131 cid P Chopper, built at the request of the owner, Fred Pickering of their fight against cancer. Exhaust: Vance & Hines Big Radius Midland, Michigan. One quick look at the Diamond P Chopper will VINNIE/CODY - One of my goals is to realize the tell you that this is one streamlined and fast looking bike but as Vinnie and V-Force Customs will be showing the visions of my customers and I’m really grateful that Transmission you peer harder and take a closer look you soon realize that this Diamond P Chopper at Daytona Bike Week 2010 my brother, John, introduced me to Fred Pickering, Manufacturer: Jims and Fred will be showing off his new bike around which led Fred to choose us to be part of his vision is more than just another chopper. It portrays the heart and sole of Clutch: Baker King Kong Clutch its makers along with the passion of its owner in every bend of its the state of Michigan at many local events so that for this bike. The inspiration for us during this build frame, in every curve of its sheet metal, in every painted or chromed others will get a chance to see his dream bike was mostly Fred’s goals to use this bike to raise Primary: Baker Enclosed and the artistry of Vinnie and Cody and V-Force awareness and money for America Cancer Society part of this bike. It’s not just another chopper. This bike has sole. Frame: Rolling Thunder Customs. Showing the bike will help bring even to give cancer survivors and cancer fighting patients The paintwork, which was done by Justin Barnes of JB Graphix, more awareness to the American Cancer Society. and their love ones something to hope for as well as Suspension: Softail portrays the very essence of what Fred had hoped for and more The American Cancer Society has plans to raffle a memorial for all those who lost the battle to cancer. in his vision for his dream bike. Pictures can not do the paint Fork: Meanstreet lowers / this bike off either later this year or early next year to It is always rewarding to be a part of something RC Comp Trees work justice or show the detail and graphic artistry nor the sixteen help raise funds for their fight against cancer. Check bigger than just the build. different color applications including Silver Leaf and Diamond Pearl out their web site for current raffle information. Be Wheels Front/Back: Renegade Wheels that shimmer in the sunlight and help to make this bike truly a one TRMMI - What would you say is the one most sure to check out the web sites listed below for all important aspect of the Diamond P Bike? What Tire Front: Metzler 21”x 3.5” of a kind. A masterfully delicate creation forged with the power of of the companies involved with the building and conviction. A memorial bike not only to the American Cancer Society makes this bike unique and different than any other Tire Back: Metzler 18” x 10.5” unveiling of this unique bike or for more info on the custom bike? and all that its stands for; but also a memorial to those who have Diamond P Chopper. Brakes: Performance Machine fought and won and to those who have fought and lost their fight VINNIE/CODY - The Diamond P Chopper is Handlebars: V-Force Customs with cancer. The Diamond P Chopper is certainly a worthy tribute to www.diamondpchopper.com important because of the purpose Fred Pickering so many and a tribute to the talents of Vinnie and Cody and V-Force www.vforcecustoms.com wanted this bike built. It is unique simply because Hand Controls: Harley-Davidson Customs. www.cancer.org it is a custom, built ground up with the exact Grips: Performance Machine www.greatlakeshd.com specifications Fred wanted along with an amazing Fred Pickering of Pickering Automotive Service in Midland, MI met Forward Controls: Jay Brake John DiMartino, brother of Vinnie, about seven years ago and the paint job by Justin of JB Grafix. two became good friends. It was their ultimate friendship that led TRMMI - Do you and Cody ever disagree on a Air cleaner: V-Force Customs Fred directly to Vinnie and V-Force Customs and with Fred’s idea We had the opportunity particular part or piece for a custom bike? If so, how Seat: V-Force Customs / for a memorial bike for the ACS becoming a reality. It did not take do you handle your disagreements? Pirate Upholstery long for Vinnie and Cody to see the passion that Fred had for his to speak with Vinnie and Cody and ask them some ACS memorial bike and the idea behind his dream and to agree to pertinent motorcycle industry questions that we think VINNIE/CODY - All the time… but we work it out… Gas/Oil Tank: V-Force Customs by paper, rock, scissors… just kidding… by mostly build it for him. Now what was once only a dream of Fred’s is now is a refreshing look at this dynamic duo: Front/Rear Fender: V-Force Customs a dream come true brought forth by talents of Vinnie and Cody of thinking what is best for the bike and what our Gauges: Auto meter 2 in 1 V-Force Customs. TRMMI - What was your background before the customer wants. American Chopper TV Show? ECU: S&S According to Fred, “the name chosen for this chopper, Diamond TRMMI - Where do you see the motorcycle industry P, has many meanings: it is a logo used on Pickering’s company VINNIE/CODY - Before American Choppers, I was in as a whole going in the future? What is the future Wiring Harness: Thunder Heart/ wreckers and equipment, so the “P” stands for Pickering and the auto mechanics doing custom car stereo installs. trend or next fad for the motorcycle market? V-Force Customs diamond represents the glimmer of hope that every cancer patient TRMMI - What is the long range or future plans for VINNIE/CODY - The motorcycle industry is definitely and their families have during the fight to survive, the sparkle of life V-Force Customs? not getting smaller, but if I could predict the future trends and fads, I would be a millionaire. Thunder Roads Magazine 6 Thunder Roads Magazine 7 Seats & SADDLES

An older man approached an attractive younger woman turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather at a shopping mall. ‘Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?’ The undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and said, ‘Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.” My loving be?’ ‘I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with wife of 15 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid-ass hooters like yours, she magically seems to appear out of husband is out fishing in that mess?” And that’s how the nowhere.’ fight started… A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mir- One morning 3 Alabama good ole’ boys and 3 Yankees ror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her were in a ticket line at the Birmingham train station husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really heading to Atlanta for a big football game. The 3 Yanks need you to pay me a compliment.’ The husband replies, each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 southern- ‘Well, your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’ ers bought just one ticket among them. “How are the And then the fight started .... 3 of you going to travel on one 1 ticket?” asked one of I took my wife to a restaurant. “I’ll have the Porterhouse the Yanks. “Watch and learn” answered one of the boys steak, rare, please.” The waiter said, “Aren’t you worried from the south. When the 6 travelers boarded the train, about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.” the 3 Yanks sat down, but the 3 southerners crammed And the fight started. into a bathroom together and closed the door. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to It is near the Spring Break of the school year. The collect tickets. He knocked on the bathroom door and students have turned in all their work and there is really said, “tickets please.” the door opened just a crack and a nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher: took it and moved on. The Yanks saw this happen and “Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly agreed it was quite a clever idea. Indeed, so clever that can leave early today.” Little Johnny says to himself they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and “Good, I want to get outta’ here. I’m smart and will an- save some money. That evening after the game when swer the question.” Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and they got to the Atlanta train station, they bought a single Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment the 3 Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.” Teacher: “That’s right southerners didn’t buy even 1 ticket. “How are you going Susie, you can go home.” Johnny is mad that Susie an- to travel without a ticket?” asked one of the perplexed swered the question first. Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Yanks. “Watch and learn”, answered one of the southern Dream’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, boys. When they boarded the train the 3 northerners “Martin Luther King.” Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you crammed themselves into a bathroom and the 3 south- can go.” Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: erners crammed themselves into the other bathroom “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?” across from it. Shortly after the train began to move, one Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John of the southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly F. Kennedy.” Teacher: “That’s right Nancy , you may also over to the Yanks bathroom. He knocked on the door and leave.” Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been the said “ticket please”. first to answer any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these bitches would HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY ALL YOU BIKER SWEETIES! keep their mouths shut!” The teacher, shocked, spins Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made around: “Who said that?” Little Johnny yells out, “TIGER my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?” garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and pro- ceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage,

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Thunder Roads Magazine 16 Thunder Roads Magazine 17 Tonk Badonkadonk” by early 2005. Since then, Randy’s tunes have been picked up by “Anything Goes” Well for Rising Star Randy Houser John Michael Montgomery (“If You Ever Went Away”), Justin Moore (“Back That Thing Up”), George Canyon (“Coming From You”) and other artists. Cliff loved Randy’s own The passion, enthusiasm and conviction in avid biker’s Randy Houser’s recordings of the tunes and urged producer Mark Wright to listen. Now Cliff and Mark music is utterly irresistible. have co-produced Randy Houser’s outstanding disc debut. One listen to his soul-drenched singing is enough to convince you that “One day, awhile back, Mark (Wright) and I were talking about singers. He said, ‘Man, you are in the presence of a masterful performer. One scan of his deeply the most soulful singers in history all grew up poor.’ This really rang true for me. felt lyrics is all the proof you need to see that this is a major songwriting That’s part of the reason I sound the way that I do.” talent. And one meeting with this smiling, endearing, open-hearted per- This past November, Randy was nominated for 2 CMA Awards including best video sonality is all it takes to make you believe he deserves to be a star. for his smash hit “Boots On” and for best new artist. With this success, along with That indefinable something, called charisma, is all over his exceptional his smash new single “Whistlin’ Dixie” comes touring. And Houser has certainly been debut CD. Whether plunging into sadness or leaping for joy in song, staying busy co-headlining on the CMT Tour with friend Jamey. I caught up with Randy Houser has what all great country artists have – believability. Randy after a recent concert to talk bikes and here is what he had for me. The album is the capstone of an extraordinary run of good fortune for the singer-songwriter. Thanks to his riveting vocal prowess, Randy is receiv- TRM: What kind of motorcycles do you currently own? ing great response from both fans and radio programmers with his first Randy: “Harley Davidson 2007 Road King Classic.” single, the gripping, strikingly emotional ballad “Anything Goes.” As illustrated in his breakthrough single, Randy Houser is a breathtaking TRM: When did you start riding? vocalist with fire and conviction at his core. The songs he has chosen by Randy: “I was probably 12 or 13. I had a MB5.” other Nashville writers for this album are superb showcases for the vocal side of his talent. In addition to “Anything Goes,” they include the sensual TRM: I ride because… “Strange” and the ultra-cool, groove-saturated “How Many Times,” the Randy: “I ride because...it’s better than walking.” latter featuring harmony vocals by superstar Vince Gill. Randy grew up in central Mississippi. He was born in Jackson and raised TRM: What is your favorite 100 mile run and why? in Lake, a small town between Jackson and Meridian. Musically, it’s a re- Randy: “Last summer, between Narnia and Whoville. At least that’s what I remember.” gion between the Blues and R&B of the Delta and the hard-core country music of the Deep South. There was always plenty of gospel music on TRM: What is most memorable moment (s) on a bike? the radio as well. Randy: “Riding in Vegas in 2008 for the ACM Harley Ride with Willie G. (Davidson) and friends. But his true musical foundation was the artistry of his father. His parents Be sure to check out Randy sporting his bike in his music video for “Whistlin’ Dixie” and be sure to check out Randy split up when he was only seven, and thereafter Randy spent summers Houser.com too keep up with the latest news and music from one of country music’s brightest newcomers. with the professional singer and musician. Papa Houser was a fairly well known performer in the Jackson, Mississippi nightclub scene and was also a first call studio musician in and around that area for several years. After he relocated to Biloxi, young Randy decided to follow in his foot- steps. “I started writing songs right away, at 15 and 16 years old. I was already starting, because I hated playing the ‘covers’ of the hits. I knew that if I was ever going to do anything in music, I was going to have to learn to express myself. Otherwise, it was going to be the same-old, same-old.” His father and mentor died when Randy was 21. He’d told his boy that he didn’t want to be kept alive on machines. After his father lost conscious- ness, this young man was put in the agonizing position of having to “pull the plug” on the mentor he idolized. That painful experience formed the basis of Randy’s emotional song “I’ll Sleep.” A few years later, Randy Houser made the big decision to move to Nashville to seek his fortune. “I can literally say that a song changed my life,” Randy reports. “I’ll tell you how I made the decision. I was sitting at home one day and thinking, ‘God, what am I doing?’ I’d been waiting around for so long and hadn’t gone and done what I always said I was going to do. And then that song ‘Life Happened’ came on the radio, and I just started bawling. And right then, I made the decision. I was gone. “A guitar player friend from Mississippi had moved to Nashville. He said, ‘Well, come on..’ So I came up in early 2003 with an air mattress and a pile of junk in a ’92 Cougar. Two weeks later, the engine blew up in that car. I didn’t know how I was going to make a living, but knew I had to make one” Within two weeks of arriving, Randy ran into a woman who’d heard him perform in Mississippi. She arranged for him to sing a “demo” for a Nashville songwriter. Days later, he was getting calls to sing them all the time. Successful, Mississippi-bred songwrit- ers Fred Knobloch and Derek George encouraged Randy. Derek took Randy to the Windswept publishing company, where Cliff Audretch, III became a booster. Signed by Windswept in late 2003, Randy and co-writers Jamey Johnson and Dallas Davidson were on the charts with “Honky-

Thunder Roads Magazine 18 Thunder Roads Magazine 19 Tech Tips Motorcycle Clubs And Groups ABATE of Minnesota , Contact: Contact: Liz Herzog (507) 487-5000, wide. Harley Hop-Up by Kirby Apathy [email protected] American Bikers for Awareness, Training Motorcycle Dial a Ride, 1-888-DIAL RIDE (888-342-5743), MDAR and Education is a not-for-profit motorcycle rights organization offers safe ride service for impaired motorcyclists from the last weekend committed to educating motorcyclists and the general public about in April through the last weekend in October. Hours of operation are 6 The Thunder Jet, a lot of people want one or have one in their carb, motorcycling. p.m. Friday through 12 a.m. Monday (midnight Sunday). Northern Cruisers Riding Group (NCRG)We are a group of cruiser but don’t really know what it dose or how to tune it. We will start with ABATE LOWER CHAPTER SE MN American Bikers for Awareness, Training and Education is a not-for-profit motorcycle rights riders who have been together since 1997. We ride mostly Yamaha the basic principle of how its supposed to work. On a lot off big inch or organization committed to educating motorcyclists and the general cruisers, although ALL bikes are welcome. Your attitude will “make public about motorcycling. or break” your membership with us, not the kind of bike you ride. Our high RPM motors, you have to have such a large main jet for the higher Blue Knights, The Blue Knights is a non-profit organization of active members consist of couples, and male and female singles that are RPM`s, that your midrange is too rich. The Thunder Jet is a 3rd tuning and retired law enforcement men and women who enjoy riding mostly in their 40’s and 50’s. We meet year-round for dinner and/or motorcycles. rides to keep our friendships alive and strong. Our ride scheduled is circuit that will take over on the big end thus letting you lower the main BMW Motorcycle Owners, Contact: Karol [email protected] the 1st Saturday and 3rd Sunday of each month from mid-April to 612-534-RIDE, BMWMOA promotes the camaraderie and friendship October with Extended trips possible (2 nights to over 1 week in length). jet to allow for a more responsive mid RPM range. The S&S carbs will of individual members and BMW motorcycle clubs. We require you to sign a liability waiver and have proof of insurance and also allow you to install a adjustable air bleed (using a S&S or Mikuni Central Road Racing Association, 612-332-4070 CRA is a a motorcycle license or permit before riding with us. We are a TOTALLY volunteer-run racing club always looking for new members and independent local group with NO national organization to appease. jet),the stock air bleed is .042,raising or opening up the air bleed will volunteers to help ensure fun and safety. RED KNIGHTS Contact: Pete [email protected] Share the common interest of motorcycling, promoting motorcycle safety, and the allow the main jet to come on later. This becomes very important as CHARIOTS OF LIGHT” Phil 2:15 The Chariots of Light Christian Bikers Club is an evangelistic outreach of Jerry Savelle Ministries brotherhood of firefighting. we’ve found that with S&S carbs, the intermediate jet is usually raised International, Brooklyn Park MN, 55444 web site Shifting Gears - Women Motorcycle Riderz -Group of women Contact info Jim Ferdig [email protected] Pastor DuWayne motorcyclists who gather and ride in the Bemidji area. Founded in 2008. 1 or 2 sizes bigger than normal, this will create a stumble or flat spot where the intermediate jet crosses over to the Peterson [email protected] Membership is free. Contact Cheri Stout or Rachel Bolter main jet, thus raising where the transition is will eliminate the stumble. Also like I said before, the main jet can be Chrome Divas, Contact: Kristen King, [email protected]. Six Seasons Christian Riders, Contact:[email protected] mn.us Chrome Divas is a ladies-only motorcycle group, riders and Motorcycles, off-road vehicles, and snowmobiles. lowered, to give the whole tune on the carb better throttle response, this is where the Thunder Jet comes in. Within passengers and even some non-riding women, who love motorcycles Southern Cruisers Riding Club, Southeast Minnesota Chapter #171. We are family-oriented and ride for the joy of riding and the social the T-Jet,theres a replaceable jet that can be changed to richen up the top end that would normally be to lean from and participating in charity functions. Concours Owners Group, Contact: Randy Schafer (612) 433- aspects of motorcycle cruising. All brands are welcome and there is a the lowering of the main jet. When its all said & done, your intermediate jet will be a size or two bigger than normal, 5605, [email protected] COG promotes camaraderie and technical NO FEE. support for Kawasaki Concours. Southern Cruisers Riding Club, Contact: Bill Strebel (615) 804-1050 while your main jet will be a size or two smaller, jetting the thunder jet will be a trail & error type of thing, the T-jet Christian Motorcyclists Association, The Christian Motorcyclists or (615) 893-7048, [email protected] A free, family- starts coming on at about 4500 rpm`s, dynoing the bike makes it a lot easier. The T-Jet for the CV Harley carbs Association is interdenominational and evangelistic in nature. oriented club that uses the Web to communicate and focuses on the Collectively, the states work together to spread the Gospel of Jesus enjoyment and fellowship of riding motorcycles safely. works on the same principle as the S&S carbs, just installed a little differently. You can run 1,2,3 or we’ve installed Christ throughout the United States. Link is to the local chapter in Star Touring and Riding Now with 4 chapters in Minnesota. 3 are located in the Twin Cities area. A Family Group of riders that focus 4 in a pro stock Harley S&S D carb. Engine displacement, cams, compression & RPM ranges will effect the tuning Rochester MN, several groups in MN and USA Dry Riders, Men and women who are family-oriented and have on Riding fun with the whole family. Thou focused on The Star of the T-jets. We always turn the accelerator pumps down when tuning them as they can give false covers of a lean formed a club to promote motorcycling without the use of alcohol or Line of Motorcylces all bike are welcome, contact Jim(JC) Clark at drugs while riding. [email protected] condition. The installation isn’t a real complicated operation but should be preformed by a competent machinist with Faith Riders of MN group of Christian people from all walks of life St Croix Valley Riders, A not-for-profit motorcycle rights organization- the proper equipment, a milling machine is a must, we’ve had riders bring in their carbs, after try to install them with who love to ride motorcycles and trikes. We ride for the joy of riding proceeds go to enhance motorcycle safety, awareness and education. and good fellowship. info Street Legal Motorcycle Club, Members include lawyers, judges, drill presses or one guy that put his carb in a vise and used a cordless drill(??).If you have one or want one, but have Freedom Riders Christian Motorcycle Club...based out law school deans, law students, bailiffs, paralegals, legal secretaries, of Constance Free Church in Andover, MN. An experienced, private investigators, court reporters and the like. some more questions, feel free to contact us and we will try to help you out, their not rocket science, but can be a professional riding club for fun! Several rides and trips planned each Twin Cities Motorcycle Club is open to riders of all makes and models little on the confusing side. season. [email protected] of bikes. Free to join and belong. Gold Wing Riders Association Contact: (800) 843-9460, Friends for Twin City Victory Riders Kirby fun, safety and knowledge, the GWRRA is the world’s largest social The West Bank Motorcycle Club (WBMC) The WBMC started in 1969 and welcomes all riders and all brands of motorcycles to join us, to ride www.veetwinperformance.com organization for owners and riders of Honda Gold Wing & Valkyrie motorcycles. and share with us the love of riding. Ride with us, if you like us join us. Harley Owners Group, Contact: 1-800-CLUBHOG (1-800-258- This is a dues paying club! The Annual Dues is $20. To Join the WBMC 2464), For Harley riders to share their passion and show their pride. just show up for a ride. The rides leave from The Junction Bar & Grill Hog Chapter Rochester MN SE MN 901 Cedar Ave S. Minneapolis, MN 55404 at 6:30pm on Wednesdays Honda Riders Club of America , 616 Elk St , Duluth MN 55803 and 12:00 pm on Saturdays. The last Sat in April through the end of Honda Sport Touring Association, Contact: Roger Ries, Sept. The first ride is a potluck . The Road Captain will make 80-90 [email protected] 952-448-5008, HSTA brings together riders maps for Wed and 20-30 for Sat and will post one on the bulletin board. whose focus is motorcycle sport touring regardless of type or brand of To receive a ride credit you must be a current paid member. You must motorcycle. sign in at the ride destination. After the last ride in Sept the WBMC Midwest Motorcycle Club (MMC) of Bemidji. For information call holds year-end party in the first part of October. This is a potluck with Max Lowe 218-547-0419. the WBMC providing the main entree. Minnesota Valkyrie Owners Association, Contact: Mike Garris Wings of Freedom MN Chapter Gold Wing Touring Association of [email protected] & Lori Bruzek [email protected] Motorcycle enthusiast who like to get together to ride, eat, camp and Minnesota Sport bike, Internet-based group where Minnesota sport have a good time in MN and WI and sport touring riders set up “Pace” rides, share opinions, and Women on Wheels If you are a lady who loves to drive or ride as balance safety and sport riding fun. passenger on motorcycles, motorbikes, scooters, or trikes then this is Minnesota Voyagers Association, Contact: Joy Mattson the group for you! This organization welcomes your family members [email protected] A group consisting of all brands of and you to indulge your passion for riding with other discriminating motorcycles. hobbyists, at rallies, chapter meetings, tours, or other events Minnesota Wings, Individuals and their partners who enjoy owning X Winos Motorcycle Club, Contact: [email protected] The and riding Honda Gold Wings. primary purpose is to stay clean and sober and have fun doing it. Moto Guzzi Owners, Contact: Earl Cleven, 507-684-2608, Minnesota Department of Public Safety [email protected] Sociable Guzzi people, great times, and Moto Contact Patrick J. Hahn 651-201- Guzzi information direct to you from Moto Guzzi enthusiasts world Thunder Roads Magazine 20 Thunder Roads Magazine 21 News Bytes News Bytes

MOTORCYCLE BUYERS ARE HAPPIER THAN EVER WISCONSIN BILLS WOULD HONOR HARLEY-DAVIDSON to pay 6 percent interest to consumers on the alleged overcharges,” re- father received a call from a man claiming he needed pictures of a motor- Motorcycle manufacturers are trying harder than ever to please custom- A bill has been introduced in the Wisconsin state legislature to create ports the MMA in a prepared statement. “Average refunds to consumers cycle that his son owned. The father thought the person calling was from ers, and the result is higher quality bikes and happier owners. Overall a special license plate commemorating Harley-Davidson, the iconic are anticipated to be approximately $300 with some consumers receiving a dealership and needed evidence for a payment plan he had set up, but satisfaction with the motorcycle ownership experience has increased for Milwaukee motorcycle manufacturer. The legislation would authorize thousands of dollars. Tens of thousands of policies are believed to have when the undercover repo guy arrived at his home, the bike owner’s dad a seventh consecutive year to a record-high level, according to the J.D. the creation of an automobile license plate available for purchase that been affected.” Motorcyclists praised the settlements, but warned that became uneasy and told him he didn’t feel comfortable with the man tak- Power and Associates 2009 Motorcycle Competitive Information Study, would include Harley-Davidson’s trademark bar and shield logo and the a number of other insurance companies also evaluated motorcycles ing pictures of the motorcycle. The repossession agent refused to leave and each of the study’s five criteria -- product, quality, cost of ownership, message “Share the Road.” Available for cars and trucks registered in incorrectly. Betsy Lister, a politically-active insurance agent who rides a and when the father said he was going to call the police, he put the dad sales, and service -- have improved, with sales and service showing the Wisconsin, the revenue collected by the Department of Transportation motorcycle, told the Enterprise News that motorcyclists have repeatedly in hand-cuffs and threatened him with a taser. He was later arrested for biggest improvements. “The result of increased competition is that the from the specialty plate sales would be used for conducting public work- raised this issue with the state Division of Insurance and the attorney aggravated assault and kidnapping. quality and performance of bikes is at an all-time high,” Power’s Todd shops on motorcycle safety; evaluating basic rider education courses; general’s office. “They’ve been doing it going back to the early 2000s,” Markusic explains, “and dealers are paying much more attention to their creating transportation messages at motorcycle rallies; providing funds Lister said of the insurers’ overcharges. “This is something we’ve been NCOM BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND REGIONAL MEETING IN customers’ sales and service experiences.” First-time buyers comprise for motorcycle-related safety and training programs; and grants to provid- fighting for years.” PHILLY “As co-director of NCOM Region II (IA, KS, MO, NE, OK, TX), 22% of all new motorcycle purchases, and with the average age of own- ers of motorcycle safety training courses. “Motorcycling is a huge part of I recently attended the National Coalition of Motorcyclists Semi-Annual ers increasing from 40 to 47 since 2001, it is important for manufacturers Wisconsin’s culture and plays a big role in our state’s economy,” state EUROPE SLAPPING RICH DRIVERS WITH MASSIVE TRAFFIC Board of Directors and Regional Meeting, November 13-15 in Phila- to focus on younger Gen X and Y demographics to ensure continued Rep. Jim Sullivan told The Business Journal of Milwaukee upon introduc- FINES European countries are increasingly pegging speeding fines delphia, PA, where over 300 motorcyclists took part in the conference,” growth in the market. Now in its 12th year, the annual survey measures ing the measure. “This license plate helps us protect that heritage and to income as a way to punish wealthy scofflaws who would otherwise reported Tiger Mike Revere of ABATE of Oklahoma and the Oklahoma owner satisfaction with new motorcycles and fielded responses from promote sharing the road safely with all drivers.” The goal is to have ignore tickets. Advocates say a $290,000 (euro 203,180.83) speeding Confederation of Clubs. Continuing his “Tiger Tales” report; “Following nearly 8,000 owners between August and October 2009, focusing on the plate ready by May 2010, which is motorcycle safety month in most ticket slapped on a millionaire Ferrari driver in Switzerland was a fair and the morning’s NCOM Board Meeting, the afternoon Region VII Meeting 2009 model year bikes. states. Wisconsin lawmakers are also currently considering legisla- well-deserved example of the trend. Germany, France, Austria and the consisted of a number of valuable and informative presentations on Biker tion declaring Harley-Davidson the state’s official motorcycle, similar to Nordic countries also issue punishments based on a person’s wealth. In Freedom-related topics, such as Freedom of the Road throughout the MISSOURI TO END SAFETY INSPECTIONS ON NEWER VEHICLES recognizing a state bird or flower. Germany the maximum fine can be as much as $16 million compared Nation, and Legal Issues such as Noise Abatement, Insurance Cover- New-ish car and bike owners can take that $10-12 you’ve been setting to only $1 million in Switzerland. A Frenchman was fined 70,000 francs age, and interacting with Law Enforcement. The Regional Confederation aside to pay for a state safety inspection and go buy something nice for PROPOSED LEGISLATION TO LET MICHIGAN RIDERS BUY after being caught on a highway doing 151 miles (243 kilometers) an of Clubs Meeting and Christian Unity Conference were also well-attend- yourself or your vehicle. Under legislation that took effect on New Year’s PERMITS TO RIDE HELMETLESS Motorcyclists in Michigan would be hour. Only Finland regularly hands out similarly hefty fines to speeding ed, with a lot of productive crosstalk, and Gimme Jimmy was there to Day in Missouri, vehicles five years old and newer will no longer need able to buy a permit to ride without a helmet if a newly-introduced bill be- drivers, with the current record believed to be a euro170,000 (then about present the Defenders’ Program. Incidentally, our recent successful Call an inspection when renewing license plates. That means in 2010, 2005 comes law. It would apply to riders who are 21 years or older, have been $190,000) ticket in 2004. The Swiss court appeared to set a new world to Action regarding Federal-level Right To Repair Legislation constituted model year and newer autos, including cars, trucks and motorcycles, will licensed to operate a motorcycle for at least two years or completed a record when it levied the nearly quarter million dollar fine in November, a Nationwide test and fine-tuning of the Defenders Program. NCOM be exempt. Models from 2006 won’t need their first inspection until 2012. safety class, and have at least $20,000 in health insurance. The $100-a- describing the speeder as a “traffic thug” in their verdict as they took is very interested to hear more about the Strategic Alliance Program Previously, vehicles are exempt from safety inspections for their model year permit would make helmets optional. Any passenger over 21 years into account his prior traffic record as well as his $20 million in personal pioneered by our own Oklahoma Confederation of Clubs. This Alliance year and the year after that. Inspections are performed at thousands of riding with a permit holder wouldn’t need a helmet. State Representa- wealth. Swiss voters approved a 2007 penal law overhaul that let judges of Spiritual groups, Clean and Sober Clubs, and community service- repair shops across the state and cost $12 for cars and trucks and $10 tive Richard LeBlanc (D-Westland) said wearing a helmet should be a hand down fines based on personal income and wealth for moderate oriented riders such as the Downed Bikers Association, is designed to for motorcycles. The Missouri Department of Revenue, which manages personal choice. LeBlanc told Capitol News Service of the Macomb Daily misdemeanors including excessive speeding and drunk driving. The function as a quick-response force to support the Riding Community vehicle registration, estimates that 650,000 vehicles will be affected by newspaper that he’s been involved with the issue since the 1970s when nationalist Swiss People’s Party wants to reverse the 2007 penal code during incidents where motorcyclists get killed, injured or locked down. the exemption. he started riding a motorcycle, adding that he introduced the bill because changes, saying the current law could lead to “ridiculously low” penalties The NCOM Board has been expanded to include representation from he believes that wearing a helmet should be a personal choice. The bill is without any possibility of jail time for poor people who are caught driving the Sport Bike Community with a Board Liaison position for the National INDIANA HARLEY DEALER FIGHTS SUNDAY BIKE SALES BAN pending in the House Committee on Regulatory Reform, though ABATE drunk or speeding. Sport Bike Association, now held by Brian “Seven” Lawson. Quite a There are some things you can’t buy on Sundays in Indiana: alcohol, of Michigan reportedly does not support the legislation and is dedicated large number of Sport Bike Riders attended the conference, which was cars, and motorcycles. One Hoosier Harley-Davidson dealer thinks this to working with their new governor to repeal the existing helmet law with AFRICANS IMPOUND THOUSANDS OF MOTORCYCLES FOR LACK gratifying to see. All in all, the stage is now set for one of the largest “blue law” against buying motorcycles is ridiculous, and he’s teaming up no fees, additional insurance or stickers. Michigan riders, spearheaded OF HELMETS Lagos State Sector Command authorities in this Nigerian and most festive NCOM Conventions ever, our Silver Anniversary event with an Indiana state senator to change it. Mark Forszt owns four Harley by ABATE and the Confederation of Clubs of Michigan, succeeded in city reportedly impounded 21,300 motorcycles last year because of fail- slated for May 6-9, 2010 in Orlando, Florida. Check out the NCOM Web- dealerships throughout the state and says the law is hurting his busi- passing helmet repeal legislation twice since 2006 only to have both bills ure of the motorcyclists to wear crash helmets. Public Education Officer, site at www.aimncom.com for a Pre-Registration application and make ness, and that it makes no sense. On Sundays, he’s open for business, vetoed by outgoing Gov. Jennifer Granholm. Mrs Ijeoma Nwachi, told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos that plans to attend! There’s still a lot of political game-playing going on and and he can sell you everything you’d ever need to put a bike together the command has intensified enforcement on the usage of crash helmets bikers have to keep learning to play the game more effectively if we’re yourself. He just can’t actually sell you the bike. “It’s a huge loss to the MILLIONS IN INSURANCE OVERCHARGES DUE TO MASSACHU- in the state. The public education officer also said that the command had going to continue to be a force for good in the Motorcycling Community. state in terms of sales tax revenue,” said Forszt, who contacted state SETTS MOTORCYCLISTS Massachusetts insurance companies have confiscated 3,500 substandard helmets since January 2009. She said Politics, by definition, addresses the skill of acquiring and utilizing power. Senator Ed Charbonneau to address the problem in the legislature, overcharged consumers on premiums by overstating and failing to wearing of crash helmets by motorcyclists and their passengers was in By becoming more active participants in all levels of government through framing the issue as a way to help small business. When you add up all depreciate motorcycle values. Attorney General Martha Coakley’s Office line with section 41(1) (e) of the National Road Traffic Regulations, 2004. registering and voting, communicating with legislators, and attending the sales tax, it’s also a way to help the state of Indiana, home to some entered into settlements with several insurance companies resolving Nwachi also said that overloading with passengers is a serious issue, events like the NCOM Convention and local legislative seminars, we’ll 300 motorcycle dealerships, said Charbonneau. “If every one of those allegations that they overcharged consumers for motorcycle insurance and added that many motorcyclists were in the habit of riding without wield a greater degree of power as a special interest group representing dealerships sold one motorcycle a Sunday, or even one a month, that’s by using incorrect motorcycle values to calculate premiums. The settle- side mirrors. “Riding without side mirror is an offence under section 41(1) this country’s ridership.” a pretty sizable infusion of cash into the state coffers,” Senator Charbon- ments, which return $11.1 million to consumers, stem from an investiga- (p) of the Nation Road Traffic Regulations 2004, which states that all neau told local NBC-affiliate WNDU. The bill to change the law has been tion spurred by consumer complaints and ongoing lobbying efforts by the motorcycles shall be equipped with two rear view mirrors,” she said. QUOTABLE QUOTE: “There is good news from Washington today. The drafted and filed, but until something changes, the Sunday choices in this Massachusetts Motorcycle Association (MMA) Investigators found that Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.” store will be limited. What dealers like Forszt complain about is you could insurers were not adjusting motorcycle values for their steady depre- WEIRD NEWS: MAN ASSAULTED OVER PICTURES OF MOTORCY- Will Rogers (1879-1935) American humorist sell a bike through a newspaper, CraigsList, or eBay on Sunday, but in a ciation over time and instead were using the same value for a bike for CLE In a twisted version of “Dog the Bounty Hunter” meets “Repo Man”, store it’s illegal. It is currently a class D misdemeanor to sell a motorcycle several consecutive years to gauge premium levels. “The settlements Sioux Falls Police say a man hired to repossess a motorcycle ended up on Sunday. cover alleged overcharges going back to 2002 and require the insurers assaulting and kidnapping the bike owner’s dad instead. A South Dakota

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Thunder Roads Magazine 24 Thunder Roads Magazine 25 Helmet Laws By State 10th Annual Leigh Nolan Memorial UPARC Event S By Deborah Speicher Once again the Leigh Nolan Memorial UPARC Event drew in the crowds. This long-time event is a favorite of many local riders. We registered at Quaker Steak & Lube and rode to five stops to pull our cards. The weather couldn’t have been any nicer as we rode all over Pinellas County. The poker run also ended at Quaker Steak for the after party. There were good vendors, great music and even better food. K For those not familiar with this event, it was started by Judy and Charlie Nolan whose daughter Leigh was born with spina bifida. When the Nolans moved to the area, UPARC (“Upper Pinellas Association for Retarded Citizens”) found Leigh a job through their program. Unfortunately, Leigh passed away in 1999 but the Nolans wanted to do something for UPARC and this event was founded. It was wonderful to see so many bikes participating and all the great prizes that were donated. I personally was hoping to win the H-D Sportster and bike trailer which was raffled off and donated courtesy of the law firm of I MacKay and Souders. Well I didn’t win big, but I did win a twelve pack of N Yuengling! A R T Thunder Roads Magazine 26 Thunder Roads Magazine 27 Happy New Year And Welcome To 2010 From Art, Fred, Jack And Tony Here At Indian Motorcycle Of The Twincities One thing is for sure, 2009 was as challenging a year in the power- sports industry as we are likely to see in a while. Sales were down by Indian Motorcycles Are Back record numbers, dealerships closed at rates not seen in decades, and our industry leader Harley-Davidson pulled the plug on the Buell and MG brands. Even with this as our backdrop, we are all starting to see Who would have thought public, Saturday, February 28th, 2009. The newest store, located at signs that 2010 will be different. Sales of Indian Motorcycles, while not that it would be a good idea 2967 Hudson Road, St Paul MN, had a premium location on Hwy 94 and setting any records, have been steady and the customer base is eagerly to open up a new motorcycle doubled the store space from 6800 square feet to over 13,000 square awaiting the arrival of the 2010 version. We are seeing more people in shop in the middle of feet. the shop this winter than over the past two or three years and we are sell- a recession? Art Again, it wasn’t really the best time to start a new dealership, but why ing bikes to a wide variety of customers who where only waiting for the end of year incentives to kick in. The Welch and his moth- break with tradition now? Starting a new Indian Motorcycle franchise bottom line is that there is money out there and the people in the upper Midwest who are eager for a new bike er, Kathy Welch, during a national recession just seems destined for Art and Kathy. are finding just what they want here. did. Beating out 167 “Indian Motorcycle didn’t go bankrupt in 2003, contrary to popular So the state of the industry might not be as rosy as we would like, but those of us who survive these other potential dealers belief, instead they just closed their doors. They weren’t testing the last economic times are going to emerge lean and ready to do business in a new economy. A full range of new in- in Minnesota was just the 2003 Power Plus engines built, and had so many warranty issues to teractive opportunities in social networking and direct face to face event marketing are exposing our products first obstacle to overcome when contend with, that they literally one day told everyone to step outside the to a whole new range of people who might otherwise not known anything about Indian Motorcycle. I talk to they started looking for the franchise agreement. But why a motorcycle plant, locked the doors, and told them the factory was closed.” If bringing people every day who tell me that if not for seeing us out in public they never would have known Indian is back. And once is all it takes to see these bikes shop? “Because it was Indian Motorcycle!” says Art. Previous dealers back an iconic brand that started back in 1901 wasn’t hard enough, in- to know that you really are seeing something all new and special. wanted it, new motorcycle shops wanted it, but, back in 2003, when the forming current Indian owners that the new Indian Motorcycle Company, Our events calendar for 2010 is full of ideas to get the bikes out in front of the public, from bike shows in Champlin, MN and Lino Lakes, MN to the Indian Motorcycle Company plant based in Gilroy, California closed its now based in Kings Mountain, North Carolina, takes no responsibility for spring and fall Flood Run which we are pleased to be sponsoring for the second consecutive year. We also have a full slate of formal and informal rides doors, Art Welch knew it would be resurrected. When? No one knew, the previous mistakes the Gilroy Company made, makes it even harder leaving from the shop all year long to include our weekly Sunday fun run of usually no more than 120 miles, to our annual Charity Ride for Children’s but Art knew that Indian Motorcycle would come back to the roads they to gain the trust of the motorcycling public. School supplies. Our charity ride has grown every year for the past eight years and for 2009 we gave away more than $6000 of prizes goods and motor- once ruled. Indian Motorcycle Company is currently owned by Stellican Group, cycle related services at the August pig roast right here at the shop. Wow! We even gave away a 250cc motorcycle. Look for even bigger and better for Opening up a motorcycle dealership during a time when people were Ltd, which also owns the Chris Craft Boat Company. They have been 2010. You definitely won’t want to miss our pinup girl promotion and bikini bike wash events either. Check us out at www.indiantwincities.com and look for afraid to spend money is nothing new to Art Welch. On October 12, known to resurrect iconic brands and breathe life into them again, after our events calendar to be up to date with the latest going on here. 2002, Kathy and Art opened up their first shop, Twin City Ridley, in a little the original company has failed due to bankruptcy or mismanagement. I hope to see you all here in 2010, stop by for coffee with Fred or Jack, shoot the breeze, take a demo ride, or just come in to snap some pictures of town called Gem Lake, nestled between Vadnais Heights, Maplewood “They have a tough road ahead of them, as do I, and it helps to have the great new Indian Chief Motor- and White Bear Lake. Of course, there were obstacles at that time also. the love of the brand and a very faithful staff that all act as a very strong cycles. “It was 2002, just a bit over a year after 9/11. Everyone was afraid to family. Everyone comes in here and sees the same people working here spend money, we were selling a niche-market motorcycle no one had all the time, which gives the shop a very welcome and friendly feel. We Keep the rubber side down. get to know all of our customers by name, their families, their bikes, and ever heard of, plus it was automatic, which went against the motorcycling -Indianfred 2010 Dark Horse Features even their individual quirks,” Art smiles. norm. We were off the beaten path, in an ancient strip mall not updated Fred Tacheny Styling Indian’s customer base has consisted so far of university scholars, since the 50’s, opening in October, the end of the riding season, when www.indiantwincities.com Chromed tear drop Halogen Headlamp international bankers, previous Indian Motorcycle owners, retired police bikes weren’t selling, in a little 800 square foot space that included the 651-765-9988 Die cast console - color matched chiefs, entrepreneurs of various industries, doctors, dentists, and people show room, the office, and service repair shop,” Art recalls fondly. It was 2967 Hudson Road Black and polished engine with chrome covers from other higher end professions, as well as regular folks who have a huge success, which surprised everyone but us. Three years later to St. Paul, MN. 55128 Chromed spoke wheels been waiting for Indian to come back. This is not to say that Indian Mo- the month, in October 2005, Twin City Ridley became Twin City Custom Available billet wheels torcycle of the Twin Cities only caters to this type of clientele, but Welch Cycles. Blacked out Two into one stainless steel exhaust system with three readily admits, that this is a motorcycle that has a price point that will In 2005, when they opened the new shop in Vadnais Heights, Art way catalytic converter installed not lend itself to people looking to compare or bargain on the price. and Kathy expanded from 800 square feet to 6800 square feet. With Large multi-colored Head Dress tank design So why open an Indian Motorcycle Dealership now we ask? “It may a better location, an expanded line of cycles, and an existing loyal Powertrain not be the right time, but we’ve been through this two times before, and customer base from Twin City Ridley, it should have been an easy Air cooled, pushrod, Power Plus 105ci engine found success at the other end. I think that serving our customers the move, right? Wrong. Obstacles? “It was like having to start over!” Art Closed loop, sequential, port injection with heated oxygen sensors way we have been, and not thinking of them as just another number or remembers. “The first year was really rough. Everyone thought we had Six speed transmission sale, is what will get us through. Our customers become almost like gone out of business, and renaming the shop was a difficult choice, but Chassis family. Expect nothing but our undivided attention when you walk into necessary, since we were expanding our available lines and adding more Seat: solo seat available in black and tan leather our shop. During some of their events during the riding season of 2009, brands to our store.” 5.5 gallon fuel tank Welch states that many of his customers who own Indians, showed up The Welchs found out that Indian Motorcycle Company had started Brembo brake system with dual floating rotors and 4 piston calipers and said “Where do you want us? For customers to show up and tell me over again in early 2006, and began their hunt for the best and most in the front and single floating rotor and two piston caliper in the rear. they want to help out is a great thing. I appreciate the support of those reputable dealers in the top 15 motorcycle selling states. Art and Kathy Two accessory 12 V outlets who have stood behind me all season and have helped me grow. There were not selling main-stream bikes, but had faith from the start, and one Electrical is a definite need and want from the motorcycle community, that want goal in mind, that they would be THE Indian Motorcycle Dealer in Minne- Tank mounted analog speedometer and multi function digital display Indian to come back and survive this time. “I’m just happy to have a great sota. This had been their ultimate goal, and wouldn’t you know it? Again, Charging system 42 Amps staff and be along for the ride to watch this grow,” Art states confidently. three years after October 2005, in October 2008, Art got the official call Lamps: Tear drop head lamp, glass front fender light that they had been chosen to be the exclusive Indian Motorcycle Dealer There are no electrical relays in the system in Minnesota. The Welch’s had achieved their goal. Indian Motorcycle of the Twin Cities found its new home and opened up their doors to the

Thunder Roads Magazine 28 Thunder Roads Magazine 29 Lee Downey: Motorcycle Evangelist

“You get out of life what you put into it.” Most of us have Willie’s Winter Riding Tip heard that statement before. I was speculating upon this and its association with the lives of some neighbors who On icy or snow packed roads, de- passed on from this life into eternity recently. I discovered at their funerals that these people are already being re- flate tires to 8 PSI. Then if pos- membered by what they put into life, not what they took from it. When all was said and done and they were laid to sible, borrow someone’s used steel- rest, what was spoken of them had nothing to do with their financial status or their accumulations. What mattered was cleated baseball shoes to wear. how they had affected the lives of others. (Come to think of it, I have never heard people applauded at their funerals for This will allow for better traction. Thunder Roads Minnesota attended the January 3rd Gringo how much money they had made, the new cars they drove, You can buy a studded tire as well. & Mickey’s Moto Psycho Swap Meet held at the St. Cloud or the nice houses they had built.) Armory in St. Cloud, Minnesota. Despite the sub-zero Furthermore, it was obvious that their relationships with That sure helps, but that can get weather, the meet was a success. It was a great event that their fellow man were directly related to their view of life. brought the biker community together. Beside the fellow- One held to God’s standpoint that “It is more blessed to give expensive. Also, dress real warm. ship, the meet offered many parts to fix or rebuild your bikes than to receive.” (Acts 20:35) and “Give, and it will be given to you. …For with the measure you use, it will be measured Thermal underwear is a plus, as at as well any accessory you could want or need. It was great to you.” (Luke 6:38 – emphasis mine). The other held to to see Stephen R. O’Brien providing information about Aid the world’s view that ‘you only go around once so get all the it will also help cushion your fall. to Injured Motorcyclists at his booth. Stephen, a biker in his gusto you can’. own right, is an attorney licensed in Minnesota and South The after-service talk indicated the true tally of these lives. Right before leaving call 911 and Dakota. If you are ever in need of legal advice, give him a At the ‘gusto’ person’s funeral the after-service talk quickly give them your exact location. This call at (612) 332-8388. Thunder Roads enjoyed being a part turned to more pressing matters like the weather. That per- of the meet. See you at the next one! son was already a byword - and forgotten. But stories filled will give them a quicker response so with a mixture of laughter and tears abounded at the other -Story and Pictures by Willie funeral long afterward. Stories of needs filled, visits made, maybe someone can save you stupid! encouragement given, of one who helped, gave, and stood alongside others. And of time spent doing activities like fish- ing, walking, riding, and of chats over coffee– seemingly un- important moments at the time, but meaningful in the scope of life. This person was indeed the rich man. He had made a difference in people’s lives. He would not be forgotten. The beginning of a new year is always an opportune time to review our life’s focus – to take stock of our intended pur- pose. What is your main goal in life? What are you commit- ted to: in your work? in your community? in your church? in your ministry? You will get out of life exactly what you put into it and will be rewarded by God accordingly. Never forget: you cannot bless yourself. God does the blessing. If we put His inter- ests first, He promises that He will always take care of ours. His greatest reward is out of this world.

Happy New Year! Lee Downey- Motorcycle Evangelist www.sixseasons.org

Thunder Roads Magazine 30 Thunder Roads Magazine 31 Story and Pictures by Willie Outside was just slightly frigid coming in at -1 as I pulled into the Harley-Da- vidson Shop of Winona in Winona, Minnesota. What caught my attention right away were the bikes that had been placed out in front of the store. I had to go inside and meet the person responsible for battling the cold elements to put these beautiful bikes on display for the customers. I quickly found the man guilty of getting all of bikes out every morning. His name is Rick Semmen and he is one of the friendly sales representatives at the Harley Davidson Shop of Winona. Sales Manager, Aaron Schopp will occasion- ally help Rick and he provided the photo of the bikes covered in the snow. Talk about dedication! All of the sales staff was extremely nice and very helpful. I also got the chance to meet Parts Manager Shawn Nagel. He’s always there to greet you with a smile and assist you in whatever way he can. He’s the man that keeps all the parts you’ll need to trick your bike this winter! If you get a chance, drop in and meet the great team at the Harley-Davidson Shop of Winona. It’s located at 1845 Mobile Drive in Winona, Minnesota. Check their web site @ www.winonaharley.com. They impressed me with their courtesy and professional at- titude. Winona you have a winner!

Thunder Roads Magazine 32 Thunder Roads Magazine 33 Target Our Boats, We’ll Take Your Bike or patrol, I said, “Hey Sir, why don’t we just take it home?” smoke but happily sitting on a running motorcycle in the There was a brief pause and then, “Well, Gunny, if you middle of Mesopotamia. We have ignition! How to Get Your Riding Fix In a War Zone think we can get it on the boat, sure.” Needless to say, as I made my way up and down the I got back on the radio to the Sergeant on the ground, muddy roads of our Forward Operating Base (FOB), by Jason Shiflet “Red 5, this is Red 1, you think you can get that bike on struggling to find the next gear and blowing blue-gray the boat?” smoke all over the place, a crowd began to gather. This Like most riders, I’ve ridden a fair share of motorcycles Sergeant Brian Forse, the ground element leader, was not authorized. This was not professional. But in a fair variety of locations. However, there is one ride responded exactly the way I expected him to. This was damn it was fun! and one bike that really stand out in particular. Now, it a Marine who would have said “affirmative” if I had asked So here’s the tally for my most unique ride. Total miles surely wasn’t the longest ride, and it definitely wasn’t the him to carry that bike home on his back. In short order covered: maybe 1. Bike ridden: still not sure. Destina- nicest ride. But without a doubt it was a unique ride. and after some grunting, pushing, and a few chuckles tion: that funny place in one’s head that only a rider has In order for me to explain what made this ride special we had the motorcycle loaded on the boat. Now those known. I’ll have to provide a little back-story on the bike and how SURCs are 40 foot gunboats, not exactly meant for ferry I came to “acquire” it. It was early January 2007. Not duty. But we made it work, continued the patrol and then As a postscript, I’ll add that our Company Executive Of- your typical riding season, unless you happen to be in returned to base. By then it was dark. It would be the ficer, a Marine captain, submitted an official letter to the Iraq. In that case, there’s pretty good riding weather next day before I could really check her out. Army Colonel in charge of the base. That letter request- year-round. Although if winter riding is not your thing, Morning came quickly, but I was anxious to get out ed that we be permitted to keep the bike for use around you probably wouldn’t enjoy flying bullets any more than and see what we had. I made my way to our staging the FOB. He cited logistical requirements, mission you would enjoy flying snowflakes. Anyway, it was the area and took my first real good look at the bike. As the requirements, and some other official sounding reasons winter of ’07 and I found myself serving as the platoon pictures can attest, she was no beauty. But she had two that we needed the bike for our operations. It was some commander for a reinforced Small Unit Riverine Craft wheels and a motor and I couldn’t wait to ride her. But of the most creative writing I had ever seen. The Colonel (SURC) platoon. Our job was to utilize our SURCs to pa- first, I had to size her up. Well, the glass was missing got the letter. I never rode that bike again. trol the Euphrates River and other waterways in central from all of the lights. In its place was cellophane, red Iraq for a variety of reasons, not the least of which was to over the brake light, clear over the headlight. I was both If any readers can positively identify the make or model deny the insurgents the use of those waters. impressed with the Iraqis’ ability to jerry-rig, and disap- of this motorcycle, or for any other comments, feel free to On this particular mission we happened to encounter pointed in the way that this poor bike had been treated. e-mail the author at [email protected]. several Iraqis on a canal in small wooden rowboats. By We couldn’t tell much about the bike, but all the con- order of the Governor of Al Anbar province, this canal trols were “normal” (left foot shift, left hand clutch, etc). was off limits to all Iraqis. Needless to say, as we ap- We figured out that it was a 250cc two stroke. We think proached the Iraqis, they quickly made their way ashore it was Czechoslovakian, but I’m still not sure. Based on and fled on foot. Two of them, military aged males, the ingenious measuring cup built into the underside of jumped on a motorcycle and after traveling about a the fuel cap, we guesstimated the fuel-oil mixture and hundred yards, ditched the bike and headed off on foot. decided to use 90 weight oil, since that’s the closest Several Marines went ashore, but as usual the Iraqis had thing to 2-stroke motor oil that we could find. Everything disappeared. However, the Marines did find the motor- else was in ugly, but functioning order. Since nearly all cycle. Furthermore, bungeed to the seat was a black of the fuel had spilled out during this beauty’s boat trip, pillowcase with eyeholes cut into it to make a hood. Now we topped off the tank and kicked her over. And kicked. if you see a makeshift black hood bungeed to a motor- And kicked. And kicked some more. 47 kicks and one cycle here in the States you would probably assume that pulled hamstring later, I was surrounded by a cloud of some cracker couldn’t afford a real face mask for riding in the cold. But in Iraq, the guys who carry black hoods are the same guys who like to blow up Americans and their fellow countrymen. After checking out the bike, the Marines began to The Ugly Girl question some of the local residents who live along the canal. Throughout our operations in the area, we had established a pretty good relationship with the locals. In fact, we had even taken a medical team down the canal to inoculate the children and provide other basic medi- cal care. So, after asking one of the local men about the bike, he curtly replied that we should “burn it and teach them a lesson”. Initially that’s exactly what we were go- ing to do. Now I like to torch a vehicle just as much as the next guy, but some part of my motorcycle-loving heart just knew that there had to be an alternative. Turning to the Executive Officer and senior ranking Marine on this The author, his boat, and 35 of the finest young Americans he has ever known. Thunder Roads Magazine 34 Thunder Roads Magazine 35 Thunder Roads Magazine 36