The Fun Group Proudly Presents… The Avengers A musical play Cast List Heroes Loki Family Black Widow Loki Wasp Enchantress Iron Man Bela Loki Ant-Man Evilla Captain America Lok Hulk - She-Hulk Thor Hawkeye Nick Fury Nova Not-so Good Guys Others Dr. Doom Narrator Cruella de Vil Zachary Red Hulk Dr. Doofenshmirtz Vanessa Venom Carnage Penny Sandman Harry (Hobgoblin) Dr. Octopus Lizard SCENE 1 – The Wedding (The song “Here Comes the Bride” plays. The Not-So Good Guys are seated in pews. Loki and Enchantress are standing at the front of the stage, with Dr. Doom in front of them. Penny and Vanessa march down the aisle with flowers followed by Harry carrying a ring on a pillow.) PENNY: Oh my goodness, I’m a flower girl! DR. DOOM: Loki and Enchantress I pronounce you husband and wife. (Loki and Enchantress kiss.) CARNAGE: Good kiss! Bravo! SANDMAN: Let’s get this par-tay started! DOOFENSHMIRTZ: I made a Dancinator so you can dance even if you don’t know how to dance HOBGOBLIN: Let’s dance in pumpkin style. VANESSA: (with attitude) I’m a pro at dancing. LIZARD: Let’s dance to I Need a Hero… (Songs plays “I Need a Hero”.) ENCHANTRESS (Vanessa begins dancing): Where have all good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need RED HULK and LIZARD (Loki & Enchantress dance): I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life LOKI (Cruella dances): Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet DR. DOOM and DR. OCTOPUS (Sandman & Penny dance): I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life DOOFENSHMIRTZ, VANESSA, PENNY, VENOM, CARNAGE, SANDMAN, CRUELLA, and HOBGOBLIN (Dr. Doom, Dr. Octopus, Red Hulk & Lizard dance): Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I would swear that there’s someone somewhere Watching me Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like a fire in my blood ENCHANTRESS and LOKI (Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Hobgoblin, & Carnage dance): I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he’s gotta be fast And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life ALL: I NEED A HERO! (Raise arms in a fist) ENCHANTRESS: Supper time! LOKI: It’s pizza. ENCHANTRESS: Cheese or pepperoni? ALL MALES: Pepperoni ALL FEMALES: Cheese LOKI: Thank you for coming. RED HULK: You’re welcome. Red Hulk smoosh! CRUELLA: (presenting Loki & Enchantress a coat) Dahlings, I got you a fur coat. (A spotlight appears, revealing a man sitting on a chair to the side of the stage.) NARRATOR: One month later, Loki and Enchantress had twins. The girl’s name is Evilla and the boy’s name is Lok. They waited 8 years to take over Earth so their kids would be old enough. They got a cat named Bela-Loki. SCENE 2 – TROUBLE TIME (Nick Fury and Hawkeye are at S.H.I.E.L.D’s headquarters.) NICK FURY: (eating an ice-cream) How’s it going? HAWKEYE: Good (grabs a bagel from a table) (A flash of light burst across the stage. Loki, Enchantress, Evilla, and Lok appear out of the Tesseract. Loki rushes to Hawkeye and grabs his bagel.) HAWKEYE: Hey, he took my bagel! (Enchantress takes Nick Fury’s ice-cream) NICK FURY: Hey, she took my ice-cream! Luckily, I have a sundae to replace it just in case. (Evilla and Lok rush up to him and take his sundae.) NICK FURY: Hey, those two little rascals took my sundae too! EVILLA and LOK: You snooze, you lose. LOKI: Yeah, what they said. ENCHANTRESS: Yeah, we win. You lose. We got it quicker. NARRATOR: Loki uses his magic trident to turn Hawkeye evil. Loki uses so much power that he blows up part of the Earth. Loki and his family get in the truck. Hawkeye drives. (Nova, a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, chases after them, firing laser beams at them.) EVILLA: DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE! As fast as you can. You can’t catch us we’re the Loki family. (Rubble falls on Nova.) NICK FURY: Are you okay Nova?! NOVA: I’m okay. Who was that? NICK FURY: Loki, and I don’t know who the other people are. This is a job for the Avengers. SCENE 3A – The avengers assemble (Black Widow is tied to a chair in run-down warehouse. A bad guy, Zachary, is standing beside her.) BLACK WIDOW: Why did you capture me? ZACHARY: Because I want to know the secrets about S.H.I.E.L.D. BLACK WIDOW: I will never tell you. ZACHARY: I will move your chair over the hole. (He begins to move her chair to a pit in the floor. His cellphone rings.) It’s for you? BLACK WIDOW: Why did you call me Nova? I’m in the middle of work here. NOVA: Because Nick Fury told me to. We need you for the Avengers team. BLACK WIDOW: Okay, I’m on it. (She punches and kicks Zachary and escapes.) NICK FURY: One Avenger, check. SCENE 3B (Wasp and Ant-Man are sleeping in bed in their house. Phone rings. They wake up and yawn. Wasp answers the phone.) WASP: I was sleeping. NOVA: We need you both for the Avengers team. ANT-MAN: We’re on our way! NICK FURY: Three Avengers, check. SCENE 3C (Iron Man’s penthouse in Stark Tower. Phone rings. Iron Man begrudgingly makes his way to the phone.) IRON MAN: (yawning) Hello? NICK FURY: Hello. IRON MAN: Why in the name of all that is holy are you calling me at this hour? NICK FURY: Tony, it’s noon. IRON MAN: (sarcastic manner) Your point being? NICK FURY: Tony, we need you to join the Avengers team. IRON MAN: (laughs) Umm…no offense, but I don’t really do teams. NICK FURY: Tony, there is no “I” in team. IRON MAN: But there’s an “I” in win. NICK FURY: You are, bar none, the most selfish person I have ever had the misfortune of meeting. IRON MAN: Hurtful words, Nicky…. I might cry. NICK FURY: Stark, I’m going to level with you. We need you to join this team. The world needs you…. I need you. IRON MAN: Awww, Nicky. You’re making me blush. NICK FURY: I’m serious; if the world ends you won’t have any one left to get money from. Don’t think about me, think about your money. IRON MAN: I do love my money. I guess sign me up. NICK FURY: Four Avengers, check. SCENE 3D (A beautiful sunny day at a hotel pool in Toronto. A bunch of sun-bathers are sitting by the pool, when She-Hulk walks by in her bathing suit. She is 7-feet tall and really green, so they stare at her. Suddenly, a huge green blur appears jumping into the pool. All the water splashes out and the Hulk is left standing in a pool with no water. ) SHE-HULK: (mad) Cousin, thank you! I wanted to go for a swim! HULK: Hulk, sorry. (She-Hulk’s phone rings. She answers.) SHE-HULK: Hello… Nova? This is our vacation. We’re finally enjoying family time in Toronto to celebrate Canada Day. We were looking forward to going to the CN Tower and jumping on top of it! NOVA: We need you both for the Avengers team. You are the strongest super heroes – we really need you both! HULK: (listening) Do I get to smash? NOVA: You get to smash lots of things – particularly Loki! HULK: (Excited, he jumps out of the pool with joy) Hulk smash!! SHE-HULK: I think that means we’re in! NICK FURY: Six Avengers, check. SCENE 4 – Fight As one (From various points across the stage, the Avengers walk towards the centre stage. One by one they point their arms together in a circle. The song “Fight As One” begins). CAPTAIN AMERICA: Our world's about to break BLACK WIDOW: Tormented and attacked THOR: Lost from when we wake ANT-MAN: With no way to go back HULK: I'm standing on my own SHE-HULK But now I'm not alone NICK FURY: Avengers Assemble! WASP: Always, we will fight as one IRON MAN: 'Til the battles won ALL: With evil on the run We never come undone Assembled we are strong Forever fight as one (Lifting their hands up in the air) AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! SCENE 5 – The LOKI family NARRATOR: Loki and his family arrive at a castle Germany in the midst of a party.