Weeeee! Happy Page 14 Manitoba Campers Page 13 Page 16 Controvercial Cinema VolumeUniterUniter 57, Issue 21 S U MMER E D ITION may 29, 2003 THE

T HE O FFICIAL W EEKLY S TUDENT N EWSPAPER OF THE U NIVERSITY OF W INNIPEG Big Ol’ Headline goes Here!

BY GINNY COLLINS “Right now there is a lot of dryness in has received more precipitation than the “There is always a human risk during a Manitoba,” said Bob Enns of Manitoba north and these dry areas are becoming high forest fire. One Manitoba home has already Campers should be cautious when start- Conservation. “Green acts as a fire retar- risk. burnt down this year because of one,” said ing fires this spring as campgrounds and dant but we’re not seeing a lot of that right According to Manitoba Conservation, Enns, Manitoba Conservation’s Fire parks open. So far this year there have been now.” about 90 per cent of forest fires are caused Program Manager. 38 forest fires in Manitoba, some burning as This season, the fires have hit hardest in by human activity. These include campfires, Where forest fires are concerned, the much as 5000 acres of woodland and reach- brush areas. These grass fires tend to burn crop burnings and sparks made by passing loss of human life is the greatest risk, but ing speeds of 20-30 metres a minute, says very quickly and cover the largest amount trains. A few fires are caused each year by forests themselves need fires as a natural Manitoba Conservation. of space. The southern part of the province lightening but most are caused unnaturally. way of staying healthy and green. Tuition Fees Frozen at 1999 Levels But Burning Issues Still Bother Student Leaders said that while she is pleased to see the The UWSA is pleased with the extended the criticisms. T AMARA tuition freeze, the government needs to take interest-free period given to student loans. “I’ve never heard a university say it’s KING further measures to ensure quality education. But they say there is a case to be made for enough. Of course universities are going to Features Editor “I think the Canadian Federation of extending the deadline – which has now been want more. Everyone wants more,” Students is happy the provincial government increased to one year after graduation – even McGifford said in a telephone interview in has decided to freeze tuition fees for another further. the week following the announcement. This fall’s tuition fees are year. But the CFS believes the tuition fees “It’s good but more can always be The recent budget sees a tax credit of up frozen for the fourth year need to be lower,” Hamilton said. done… I believe it was Diane McGifford to $1,000 for businesses who take on student in a row following the One of the biggest surprises in the budg- who said the freeze can’t last forever,” interns. UWSA President Chris Minaker said, recent provincial budget announcement. The et is the extension of student loan paybacks. Hamilton said. however, that the provincial government is Doer announcement is a small cause for cel- Students now have an extra six months -now Education Minister Diane McGifford tackling the wrong issues. ebration for some, but many student leaders one year in total- to start paying back their said she thinks the budget - particularly the “This is important too. Partnerships are say more needs to be done. student loans without interest charges. This is freeze, an extended interest free loan period important, but until they [government] Following the announcement, UWSA to help alleviate the burden of graduates and the tax credit for co-op education- is addresses the proper issues of funding and Vice-President Advocate Cathy Hamilton searching for their first career employment. good news for university students, in spite of Continued on Page 2

Jazz or Something Like It Festival - page 10 page 2 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter

uniter the news Volume 57, Issue 21 May 29, 2003

STAFF Cortney Pachet News Editor CFS Backs Same-Sex Marriage Ruling Court of appeals, the province’s highest court. The Canadian Federation of Students has BY SCOTT DE GROOT Tamara King Pitfield maintained that his decision was justi- applauded the BC Court of Appeal on its deci- Features Editor Adding to the list of Canadian courts to fied under the Canadian Constitution. However, sion. CFS has taken a strong position maintain- Jonathan Tan make similar decisions, on Thursday, May 1st, the court of appeals overturned the ruling, put- ing that homosexuals should enjoy equality in Focus Editor the BC court of appeals ruled in favour of same ting an end to the matter on May 1st. society, including the right to marry. The feder- sex marriage. Similar decisions on same-sex marriage ation has initiated a lobbying and letter writing Michelle Kuly The ruling stated that current laws prohibit- have been made by Superior courts in Ontario campaign to the federal government and sup- View and Culture Editor ing same sex marriage are illegal under the and Quebec, both of which ruled that existing ported Svend Robinson’s private members bill charter of rights and freedoms. The court federal marriage restrictions are unconstitution- to change existing marriage laws. Andrew Buck defined marriage as a loving union between al. The federal government has decided to “Same-sex couples are entitled to the same Sports Editor two partners of whose sex is irrelevant. It also appeal those rulings while it conducts its own rights, privileges, and protections entitled to rejected the assumption that the ability to pro- investigation into the matter. their heterosexual counterparts,” said Summer Ginny Collins duce children is a defining attribute of mar- According to federal common law, mar- McFayden, the BC CFS chairperson. Beat Reporter riage. The ruling gives Ottawa a deadline of riage is defined as ‘the union of one man and “Hopefully this ruling will send a message to July 12, 2004 to enact new legislation on the one woman’, but the federal standing commit- other provincial governments and the federal Andriy Michalchyshyn matter. The federal government has yet to tee on justice and human rights is reviewing government that it’s not a radical thing to do to Photo Editor decide whether it will appeal the decision. this definition. The committee is holding a allow people who want to get married to marry. This latest legal challenge began after BC series of public meetings across the country to There shouldn’t have to be such a targeted cam- Eszti Nagy Supreme Court Justice Ian Pitfield ruled that listen to Canadian’s views. paign. Its unfair that lesbian and gays have to Distribution Manager the legal definition of marriage should be The committee recently stopped in spend so much time just to have the same exclusive to heterosexuals in 2001. The ruling Steinbach to gauge public attitudes, but like the rights.” Stu Reid was challenged later that year when eight committee members themselves, Manitobans CFS plans to continue its campaign until Production Manager homosexual couples took the matter to the BC were split nearly 50/50 on the issue. the federal government takes action. Ted Turner Advertising Manager Matt Hiebert the Uniter Coordinator Headline Headline Yo THIS WEEK’S CONTRIBUTORS ruling was challenged later that year when conducts its own investigation into the mat- BY JAMIE MCCULLOCH Allison Besel eight homosexual couples took the matter to ter. Hoving union between two partners of the BC Court of appeals, the province’s high- According to federal common law, mar- Miss Pasjmina Constantinas whose sex is irrelevant. It also rejected the est court. Pitfield maintained that his deci- riage is defined as ‘the union of one man and Scott de Groot assumption that the ability to produce chil- sion was justified under the Canadian one woman’, but the federal standing com- dren is a defining attribute of marriage. The Constitution. However, the court of appeals mittee on justice and human rights is review- Phil Heidenreich ruling gives Ottawa a deadline of July 12, overturned the ruling, putting an end to the ing this definition. The committee is holding Julie Horbal 2004 to enact new legislation on the matter. matter on May 1st. a series of public meetings across the coun- The federal government has yet to decide Similar decisions on same-sex marriage try to listen to Canadian’s views. Dan Huyghebaert whether it will appeal the decision. have been made by Superior courts in The committee recently stopped in Michelle Jones This latest legal challenge began after Ontario and Quebec, both of which ruled that Steinbach to gauge public attitudes, but like BC Supreme Court Justice Ian Pitfield ruled existing federal marriage restrictions are the committee members themselves, Sheri Lamb that the legal definition of marriage should unconstitutional. The federal government Manitobans were split nearly 50/50 on the Jamie McCulloch be exclusive to heterosexuals in 2001. The has decided to appeal those rulings while it issue. Ollie North Chantille Papko Graça Resendes Conference Explores Transgender Issues, Jeff Robson Jenny Western Features Renowned Psychologist

The Uniter is the official student newspaper of Throughout her career, Ettner has con- may be sending out TG signals, they will not BY SCOTT DE GROOT the University of Winnipeg and is published by ducted extensive research into the many necessary grow up to become transgen- the University of Winnipeg Students' AND MICHELLE JONES facets of the TG experience. Her studies dered. Association. The Uniter is editorially include investigating the nature of TG rela- On Saturday, the17th, the conference autonomous and the opinions expressed within An extremely important event explor- tionships and the connection between trans- was opened to the general public.To an audi- do not necessarily reflect those of the UWSA. ing transgender (TG) topics, the Gender gendered parents and their children. ence of 45 professionals, transgendered per- The Uniter is a member of the Canadian Loving Care conference, took place over the Arguably, her most comprehensive research sons, and community members, Dr. Ettner University Press and Campus Plus Media May long weekend from the 16th to the 17th. involves the effect that a parent’s gender began the day with a keynote address. She Services. Submission of articles, letters, pho- The conference focused on developing new reassignment process, which can include outlined the ‘healing process’ that can help a tos and graphics are welcome. Articles should skills and providing information to health- anything from a lifestyle change to invasive TG person get through the gender reassign- be submitted in text or Microsoft Word format care workers and other professionals who surgery, can have on their children. ment journey. to [email protected]. Deadline for submis- deal with TG issues. It also attempted to Taking the role of facilitator, Dr. Ettner A Panel discussion featured Michelle sions is noon Friday (contact the section's edi- broaden the support system for TG individ- based her presentation around questions Paquette and Rachel Morgan, post-opera- tor for more information). Deadline for adver- uals in the community by bringing together and issues raised by the audience. Many tive transsexuals and co-coordinators of the tisements is noon Friday, six days prior to pub- open-minded psychologists, doctors, thera- transgendered people in attendance shared Winnipeg Transgender Group, Natalie M, a lication. The Uniter reserves the right to refuse pists, and clergy. personal stories about the shame and guilt male to female transsexual and Jake to print submitted material. The Uniter will not There were approximately 30 profes- they have faced and how it has affected their Josephson, a TG parent. The group shared print submissions that are homophobic, misog- sionals in attendance when the event opened lives. their personal struggles and experiences ynistic, racist or libelous. We also reserve the on the 16th. Dr. Randi Ettner, a renowned The presentation focused on the differ- before opening up the floor to questions. right to edit for length or style. clinical and forensic psychologist based out ences between the female-to-male (FTM) A common theme was the abuse of of Evanston Illinois, was featured as the and male-to-female (MTF) experiences. drugs and alcohol, a major problem for the Contact Us keynote speaker. As the president of the Ettner noted that in general, FTM transgen- TG community. The general consensus was General Inquiries: 204.786.9790 New Health Foundation, Dr. Ettner has dered people experience fewer internal psy- that the best way for TG people to overcome Advertising: 204.786.9779 worked with transgendered people for many chological struggles and less societal discrim- substance abuse and emotional distress is years. She is the author of two books on the ination than their MTF counterparts. Ettner through the support of a welcoming commu- Editors: 204.786.9497 subject, “Confessions of a Gender also explained that transsexual tendencies nity of friends, family, and healthcare work- Fax: 204.783.7080 Defender” and “Gender Loving Care”. usually emerge in a child’s behaviour from a ers during their process of gender reassign- Email: [email protected] Ettner was first exposed to TG individ- very young age. Many TG adults have mem- ment. The creation of such a community was uals while working as an intern at the Clarke ories of feeling ‘different’ and wearing oppo- one of the main goals of the conference. The Uniter Institute in the 1970’s. During her time there, site sex clothes or wanting to be called by an “This event is important to build a net- Room ORM14 she learned to reject the harmful labels of opposite sex name. However, adults who work of healthcare professionals to deal with University of Winnipeg ‘crazy’ and ‘sick’ placed on individuals who would only classify themselves as ‘cross- TG issues”, said Rachel Morgan. “Many TG Manitoba, R3B 2E9 felt trapped in the wrong gender. She has dressers’ usually remember experimenting people live in isolation and this event lets since dedicated her life to educating the pub- with gender roles around the age of 12 or 13. them know that they are not alone.” lic in the pursuit of tolerance. Ettner did point out that just because a child MAy 29, 2003 page 3

the uniter news

Headline Headline Yo Yo Housing Housing Housing

Hey Ho Let’s Go! Hey Ho Let’s Go! developments. “There are concerns BY JAMIE MCCULLOCH Winnipeg Transgender Group, Natalie M, a about the potential for fire hazards and CORTNEY male to female transsexual and Jake This summer several U of W stu- it’s likely that duct tape has been used as P ACHET Josephson, a TG parent. The group shared dents are being reluctantly evicted from asbestos wrapping.” News Editor their personal struggles and experiences their Furby St apartments by Kinkora before opening up the floor to questions. developments in order to make room for (rebuttal quote from tenant) Aiming to provide a A common theme was the abuse of student housing. An extremely impor- drugs and alcohol, a major problem for the Kinkora, who are responsible for To make the home transition easier tant event exploring trans- TG community. The general consensus was the eight student housing projects on for the Furby St residents, Kinkora has gender (TG) topics, the that the best way for TG people to overcome Spence and Balmoral, have purchased offered them a moving package in which Gender Loving Care conference, took place substance abuse and emotional distress is the building and plan to do extensive they will pay the moving costs, the over the May long weekend from the 16th to through the support of a welcoming commu- renovations in order to make the com- cost of forwarding mail, and many other the 17th. The conference focused on devel- nity of friends, family, and healthcare work- plex suitable for student housing. The expenses that movers might oping new skills and providing information ers during their process of gender reassign- building itself, built in 1925, will be able encounter. to healthcare workers and other profession- ment. The creation of such a community was to house at least 30 students “We are going above and beyond als who deal with TG issues. It also attempt- one of the main goals of the conference. who are presently waiting to be placed in our duty by offering this kind of package. ed to broaden the support system for TG “This event is important to build a net- student housing at the U of W.The The government only requires us to pay individuals in the community by bringing work of healthcare professionals to deal with current tenants have been given 90 days only a fraction of what we are together open-minded psychologists, doc- TG issues”, said Rachel Morgan. “Many TG to find new accommodations before offering to cover,” said Pendergast. tors, therapists, and clergy. people live in isolation and this event lets Kinkora begins renovations. Many are There were approximately 30 profes- unhappy with the demand. (quote about the difficulties of moving An extremely important event explor- sionals in attendance when the event opened from tenant) ing transgender (TG) topics, the Gender on the 16th. Dr. Randi Ettner, a renowned (quote from an unhappy tenant) Loving Care conference, took place over the clinical and forensic psychologist based out Kinkora has received complaints May long weekend from the 16th to the of Evanston Illinois, was featured as the Despite the objections of some of from several tenants in the building, but 17th. The conference focused on developing keynote speaker. As the president of the the tenants, Maureen Pendergast insists they plan to proceed with the evictions new skills and providing information to New Health Foundation, Dr. Ettner has that the house in its current state is not and renovations. healthcare workers and other professionals worked with transgendered people for many safe for people to be living in. “This in Kinkora’s approach. who deal with TG issues. It also attempted to years. She is the author of two books on the According to Kinkora, the building has- Dislocation is inevitable. The building is broaden the support system for TG individ- subject, “Confessions of a Gender n’t been inspected in 16 years and the not uals in the community by bringing together Defender” and “Gender Loving Care”. health and safety of the occupants could safe or sanitary and we believe it poses a open-minded psychologists, doctors, thera- Ettner was first exposed to TG individ- be at risk. risk in its current state.” pists, and clergy. uals while working as an intern at the Clarke “Aesthetically, the house is pleasing, There were approximately 30 profes- Institute in the 1970’s. During her time there, but the mechanical systems are sionals in attendance when the event opened she learned to reject the harmful labels of falling apart,” said Pendergast, founder on the 16th. Dr. Randi Ettner, a renowned ‘crazy’ and ‘sick’ placed on individuals who and president of Kinkora clinical and forensic psychologist based out felt trapped in the wrong gender. She has of Evanston Illinois, was featured as the since dedicated her life to educating the pub- keynote speaker. As the president of the lic in the pursuit of tolerance. New Health Foundation, Dr. Ettner has Throughout her career, Ettner has con- worked with transgendered people for many ducted extensive research into the many years. She is the author of two books on the facets of the TG experience. Her studies subject, “Confessions of a Gender include investigating the nature of TG rela- Defender” and “Gender Loving Care”. tionships and the connection between trans- Ettner was first exposed to TG individ- gendered parents and their children. uals while working as an intern at the Clarke Arguably, her most comprehensive research Institute in the 1970’s. During her time there, involves the effect that a parent’s gender she learned to reject the harmful labels of reassignment process, which can include ‘crazy’ and ‘sick’ placed on individuals who anything from a lifestyle change to invasive felt trapped in the wrong gender. She has surgery, can have on their children. since dedicated her life to educating the pub- Taking the role of facilitator, Dr. Ettner lic in the pursuit of tolerance. based her presentation around questions Throughout her career, Ettner has con- and issues raised by the audience. Many ducted extensive research into the many transgendered people in attendance shared facets of the TG experience. Her studies personal stories about the shame and guilt include investigating the nature of TG rela- they have faced and how it has affected their tionships and the connection between trans- lives. gendered parents and their children. The presentation focused on the differ- Arguably, her most comprehensive research ences between the female-to-male (FTM) involves the effect that a parent’s gender and male-to-female (MTF) experiences. reassignment process, which can include Ettner noted that in general, FTM transgen- anything from a lifestyle change to invasive dered people experience fewer internal psy- surgery, can have on their children. chological struggles and less societal discrim- Taking the role of facilitator, Dr. Ettner ination than their MTF counterparts. Ettner based her presentation around questions also explained that transsexual tendencies and issues raised by the audience. Many usually emerge in a child’s behaviour from a transgendered people in attendance shared very young age. Many TG adults have mem- personal stories about the shame and guilt ories of feeling ‘different’ and wearing oppo- they have faced and how it has affected their site sex clothes or wanting to be called by an lives. opposite sex name. However, adults who The presentation focused on the differ- would only classify themselves as ‘cross- ences between the female-to-male (FTM) dressers’ usually remember experimenting and male-to-female (MTF) experiences. with gender roles around the age of 12 or 13. Ettner noted that in general, FTM transgen- Ettner did point out that just because a child dered people experience fewer internal psy- may be sending out TG signals, they will not chological struggles and less societal discrim- necessary grow up to become transgen- ination than their MTF counterparts. Ettner dered. also explained that transsexual tendencies On Saturday, the17th, the conference usually emerge in a child’s behaviour from a was opened to the general public.To an audi- very young age. Many TG adults have mem- ence of 45 professionals, transgendered per- ories of feeling ‘different’ and wearing oppo- sons, and community members, Dr. Ettner site sex clothes or wanting to be called by an began the day with a keynote address. She opposite sex name. However, adults who outlined the ‘healing process’ that can help a would only classify themselves as ‘cross- TG person get through the gender reassign- dressers’ usually remember experimenting ment journey. with gender roles around the age of 12 or 13. A Panel discussion featured Michelle Ettner did point out that just because a child Paquette and Rachel Morgan, post-opera- may be sending out TG signals, they will not tive transsexuals and co-coordinators of the necessary grow up to become transgen- page 4 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter opfocusinion Manitoba Should Scrap It’s Plan to Subsidize Ethanol Manufacturing atmosphere, both carcinogens. in the US, ADM, reached a 340 million dollar yields 120 bushels an acre while wheat yields BY KENNETH SIGURDSON Mr. Tim Sale, Manitoba Energy Minister agreement with the Environmental Protection 36 bushels an acre. An acre of wheat provides The industrial ethanol model being pro- often quotes a wheat ethanol report done for Agency to install pollution control equipment 90 gallons of ethanol while an acre of corn pro- posed by the Manitoba government will be a Natural Resources Canada, which underesti- at its ethanol plants. The EPA also fined ADM vides 300 gallons of ethanol per acre. Wheat as costly misadventure for all Manitobans, as this mates and omits many energy inputs required for violations of the Clean Air Act. The the raw ingredient for ethanol manufacturing is industry requires massive long-term subsidies to grow wheat thus making the ‘energy bal- Manitoba government has made no commit- a non-starter. for viability. An eight-month analysis of ance’ positive for ethanol production. This ment to require ethanol plants to control air The jobs created by this subsidized indus- ethanol manufacturing by the National Farmers report done by S&T consultants overestimates emissions with thermal oxidizers that are try come at a high cost. The Manitoba govern- Union has concluded there is no positive eco- Manitoba wheat yields by using a yield of 40 expensive to purchase and costly to operate. In ment ethanol information indicates an 80 mil- nomic or environmental case to be made for bushels to the acre. Manitoba Crop Insurance addition ethanol plants use large amounts of lion-litre ethanol plant employs 30 to 35 people manufacturing ethanol. data indicates Prairie Spring wheat yields 36 fresh water and produce large amounts of nutri- while a 160 million-litre ethanol plant employs The plan announced by Manitoba will have bushels an acre on a ten-year average. The S&T ent rich wastewater. This should not be viewed 40 to 50 people. With a subsidy of 30 cents a the province subsidize the industry with a 20 report indicates to grow this 40-bushel wheat as someone else’s problem (local govern- litre of ethanol manufactured, the cost of jobs cent per litre subsidy on every litre of ethanol crop requires per acre inputs of 48 lbs. of nitro- ment’s) and is directly related to ethanol manu- range from $680,000.00 to $1.200,000.00 per produced. In addition the federal government gen, 12 litres of diesel fuel and about $4.50 in facturing. job per year. provides a 10-cent per litre subsidy by remov- agricultural chemicals. The Manitoba The government maintains that ethanol In Manitoba we have many projects for the ing the excise tax on ethanol. The total subsidy Agriculture document Guidelines for manufacturing has become very efficient which Canadian Food Grains Bank producing food will be 30 cents for every litre of ethanol man- Estimating Crop Production Costs indicates it begs the question- if ethanol manufacturing is for some of the 3 billion hungry people of the ufactured. Since a litre of ethanol has about takes 70 lbs. of Nitrogen, 22 litres of diesel fuel efficient, why the subsidies and why is Mr. Sale world. What are the ethical and moral impli- 63% of the energy (BTUs) of a litre of gasoline, and $32.00 in chemicals and fungicides per lobbying Ottawa for even more subsidies? One cations of setting up these subsidized food the equivalent energy subsidy will be 47 cents acre to produce a crop of wheat in Manitoba. of the most modern efficient ethanol plants in burners? Why create the illusion that Manitoba a litre. This 47-cent a litre subsidy would cur- Inputs excluded by this S&T study are Canada is the API plant at Red Deer Alberta. can create energy to burn in a SUV. rently buy the gasoline. I can think of no other energy to haul inputs 600 miles by truck, Being modern and efficient did not prevent this The Manitoba government plans to mandate industry where government provides a subsidy wastewater treatment, pollution control, and plant from going into receivership. If ethanol ethanol, proposing the subsidies will lessen and equivalent to the acquisition price of the prod- the manufacture and repair of farm equipment. plants actually created energy they would use the consumer will probably pay for the gasohol uct being produced. Farm equipment can add 36,000 BTUs of ener- ethanol as a fuel source rather than natural gas. through higher prices. Ethanol manufacturing Manitoba Government officials argue that gy or about 30% of the energy required to grow The Manitoba government also promotes is wasteful of fossil fuel resources and cannot ethanol blended gasoline is good for the envi- a bushel of wheat. Mr. Sale’s office and Ag ethanol as a value added initiative for farmers be considered renewable energy. Manitoba ronment by reducing CO2 emissions. However, Minister Wowchuck have been informed of the and jobs for rural Manitoba. However, as a farmers can’t afford to grow cheap grain for a 1997 report prepared by the Office of the discrepancies and inaccuracies in this report farmer I question how I can benefit by invest- ethanol plants. Manitoba taxpayers cannot Legislative Auditor in Minnesota concluded, “ but it appears they have no intention of provid- ing thousands of dollars in an ethanol plant so I afford to subsidize ethanol production and driv- In any case a substantial amount of energy is ing factual information to Manitobans. Under can sell cheap grain to that same plant. Another ers can’t afford to burn it in their cars either. used in ethanol production and this is mostly full and realistic energy accounting, wheat problem identified by U of M Agriculture econ- Ethanol manufacturing is an expensive misad- fossil fuel used in growing corn, producing fer- (grain) ethanol will increase green house gas omists Kraft and Rude is that Manitoba does venture for Manitoba. tilizer and distilling alcohol.” The report con- emissions. That is, more energy is expended in not have feed grains for ethanol manufacturing. Kenneth Sigurdson who operates a grain cludes, “Ethanol’s potential to contribute to the growing the crop and processing it than the They state that the likely raw ingredient for farm near Swan River, studied ethanol in his problem of atmospheric CO2 is extremely lim- ethanol provides. I do not believe the Manitoba Manitoba ethanol plants will be imported sub- capacity as Regional Coordinator for the ited.” The General Accountants Office in the government has discovered perpetual motion sidized US corn. Corn is the cheapest grain National Farmers Union Ph 204 734 3644 US reached a similar conclusion. In addition with their ethanol initiative. with the highest starch content for ethanol man- ethanol adds aldehydes and alcohol to the Recently the largest ethanol manufacturer ufacturing. It should be noted that US corn Tuition Fees, Funding and Quality Education and the “extra” money did not go into univer- er education system. In the short-term, that’s Think of these issues when you go to the BY CATHY HAMILTON sity coffers. Headlines in the U.K. screamed, good for diversity and quality of education, polls in the provincial election on June 3, UWSA VP ADVOCATE “Tuition fees ‘not benefiting’ universities”. and in the long-term, it builds Manitoba. 2003. Professor Sir Howard Newby, Chief There is a common misconception that Executive of the Higher Education Funding the tuition fee freeze has diminished the qual- Council, stated “the result is the £400m annu- ity of Post-Secondary Education in Manitoba. al revenue has only been used to maintain There are two main reasons why this is a university budgets, not provide extra myth. resources for the academic sector.” First, educational institutions with high However, there is a correlation between tuition fees are not proven to offer better adequate public funding and high quality quality education or research. Post-Secondary post-secondary education. Canada’s public Institutions in both B.C. and Quebec illustrate universities are all of comparably high quali- this point. British Columbia had a tuition fee ty precisely because they were built with freeze and then a 5% reduction from 1995 public funds over a number of years. Since until 2001. During this period, the University the funding cuts of the 1980s and the 1990s, of Victoria was ranked by the Canadian Bar quality has suffered to some extent. Raising Association as the best comprehensive uni- tuition fees has not stopped the damage versity in the country, for two years’ running. inflicted from federal and in some cases Meanwhile, Ontario universities that drasti- provincial funding cuts, and it has dimin- cally increased fees did not measure up. ished the diversity of our institutions by Equally important is that Quebec has had a resulting in the decline of participation levels tuition fee freeze for the last decade and con- by those from low-income backgrounds. tinues to offer high quality education. For Since 1993, the federal government has cut example, Université de Laval and McGill over $5.2 Billion to post-secondary educa- University are among the best universities in tion: this is the single largest threat to the the country. Furthermore, many of Quebec’s quality of Manitoba’s colleges and universi- CEGEPs (public colleges which charge no ties. tuition fees) offer high quality education. If Funding cuts can also spur on privatiza- lower tuition fees really threaten quality, tion, because the public system becomes these institutions would not fare so well in the unable to cope with the demand for higher rankings. education. It is commonly known that some Second, tuition fee increases often do not of the lowest quality and most unreliable end up being allocated for improvements such post-secondary institutions in Canada are as new services, course development, or hir- those that charge massive tuition fees: the ing faculty and staff. It is often the case that private career and vocational colleges. new tuition fee monies simply displace other Public control and funding of education funding sources, or end up being spent on have the greatest impact on the quality of budget items that do not improve the quality education. Tuition fee reductions are one of of education. The U.K. recently experienced many public policy tools that help improve this problem when tuition fees were raised access, bringing more students into the high- MAy 29, 2003 page 5

the uniter

Letters

Dear Uniter,

I was surprised and excited to read with interest the feature in May’s Uniter “Shelter Civilization”. This article gave us, students who haven’t experienced the realities of shelter life a poignant portrayal of life within. I was saddened however, by the spirit within which the article was written. I thought the crit- ical portrayal of the shelter was interesting, but was not balanced by a thankfulness for the help- ing hands that make these shelters move day and night, every day of the year. On the one hand, “Skyla” was overwhelm- ingly thankful to her roommate for any clothes she had available. As the writer rightfully men- tioned, shelters are on a tight provincial budget and so should not this same attitude apply to the shelters that are doing their best to provide what they can and know within a tight monetary situ- ation ? This is not to say that the criticism was unjust, but the frustration rightfully mentioned about the sterility of the shelter and lack of spir- itual outlets should be directed towards the power behind the situation, the government. Can we expect a private shelter run by a certain spiritual group to provide anything other than what they hold as the ultimate good and truth? Just as with any other spiritual group, encourag- ing anything other than what they believe to be solely true would seem to be cheating the people of what they, as a private shelter truly believe is best for the people they work to serve. Wonderful read, but I think the writer should have lobbied the government for more diverse, government-run shelters if that’s what she felt was needed, instead of criticizing the hand that gave her a warm place to stay.

Christine Esselmont page 6 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter peofeaturesple New Report Questions Impact of Job Growth According to the report this means that the based on the national median hourly wage. force participation rate has climbed from JONATHAN situation for low-wage workers is almost The median hourly wage is the exact mid- 66.6 per cent in 1997 to 69.2 per cent in TAN certainly worse than the data suggests. dle of national wage distribution; half of all 2002, second only to Alberta. Typically Focus Editor Young people in Manitoba make up workers make less, half make more. Low- tight labour markets should result in rapid the largest portion of low-wage workers. In paid workers are defined as those earning increases in wages as employers compete Manitoba’s job growth 2002, 71.5 per cent of male and 78.8 per less than two-thirds the median wage, high- for available workers. Employers here translates into little gains cent of female workers aged 15 to 24 wage workers are those earning double or have not displayed a willingness to raise for women, young people earned low-wages. With the service sector more the median wage. In 2002, the nation- wages to fill vacancies despite shortages in and other low wage earners, says new accounting for 76 per cent of all employ- al median wage was $15.65 per hour, mak- certain industries and occupations. Still report. ment in the province it is not surprising ing low-wage workers those who earned Manitoba managed to counter the national The report from the Canadian Centre that most young workers earn low-wages. less than $10.42 per hour and high-wage trend toward more low-wage jobs and for Policy Alternatives (CCPA) Manitoba Service sector jobs employ more young workers those earning $31.30 per hour or greater income inequality between 1997 office shows that Manitoba’s job gains people and are less likely to be unionized. more. The Organization for Economic Co- and 2002. Here the percentage of low-wage between 1997 and 2002 have been mainly According to the report unionized workers operation and Development (OECD) has jobs fell; the percentage of high-wage jobs low-wage jobs. Despite having the lowest are much less likely to earn low-wages and used the median wage measure to look at rose and earnings inequality fell. However, unemployment rate in the country for most more likely to earn high-wages than their the differences in wage distribution these modest changes were not enough to of the past five years, the competitive non-unionized counterparts. In 2002, 12 of between countries. The CCPA-MB used it change the province’s national ranking, Manitoba labour market failed to result in every 100 union workers were paid low- to do the same between provinces. which remained unchanged in all income significant wage increases for those wages compared to 42 of every 100 non- The report titled “Rising Job Tide not categories. already earning low wages. In 2002, 31 per union workers. Lifting Low-Wage Boats,” was co-authored As the provincial election approaches, cent of Manitoba workers, 36.5 per cent of Many service jobs pay minimum wage. by economist Errol Black and CCPA-MB the reality that the fastest growing group of women and 25.8 per cent of men, earned The minimum wage level in Manitoba has Director Todd Scarth. It used customized people living in poverty in Manitoba are low wages, placing Manitoba below the risen just over 20 per cent from $5.40 to Statistics Canada data to track develop- the working poor, as well as the expressed national average on wage inequality. $6.50 per hour between the years 1998 to ments in Manitoba’s labour market desire of political parties to retain young The distribution of hourly pay was 2002. This is the largest increase among between 1997 and 2002. The data, commis- people in the province, should make wage examined as the “purest” measure of wage provinces over that time period and was a sioned from the Labour Force Survey by inequality an election issue. Job growth is a inequality, and included those workers result of the provincial government’s prac- the Canadian Labour Congress, illustrates sign of a healthy economy but for those who are salaried by dividing their salaries tice of raising minimum wage by 25 cents some key developments affecting earning low-wages the economy may feel into hours worked. The hourly wage meas- an hour annually. The report suggests that Manitoba’s labour force, in particular the just as sick as ever. The report notes that ure is favoured because weekly and annual the provincial government should pursue a distribution of hourly pay. government can have a significant impact earnings may differ, due to hours worked more aggressive increase in the minimum The report also notes a number of pos- on this situation without incurring direct in a week or year depending on unemploy- wage, extend it to cover agriculture and itive developments in Manitoba’s econo- expenses by making proper policy changes, ment, seasonal work and part-time work. intensive livestock operations and pro- my.With the exception of 2001, Manitoba’s like increasing the minimum wage. For Even using hourly pay to measure wage mote the growth of unionization in order unemployment rate has been the lowest in more information or to read the report got inequality may underestimate the disparity decrease the income inequality in the the country since 1998. It has averaged to www.policyalternatives.ca/mb and look between high and low-wage earners since province. about 5 per cent since 2000, down from 6 under publications. low-wage workers are more likely to work The distinction between low and high- per cent during the previous three years. part-time and have fewer benefits. wage workers was made using a measure Over the same period Manitoba’s labour

You Call Yourself a Writer? The Uniter is looking for submissions for its first Creative Writing supplement, due out July 2003.

Short story submission should be a maximum 3000 words, while poetry submissions should be a

maximum of 500 words. All submissions are tentatively due June 16.

Queries or comments will be addressed by e-mailing [email protected] or by calling 786-9790. MAy 29, 2003 page 7

the uniter peofeaturesple page 8 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter moviesview French Film Offers Controvercial Content

BY DAN HUYGHEBAERT the rapist, as he spins closer towards vigi- lantism. These scenes are hard to swallow Warning: Disturbing Content. This for they are disorientating and they do not review reveals plot devices that may be paint homosexuals in a positive light, unsuitable for people accustomed to though this is from Marcus' reaction, and sweeping disturbing social subjects under Marcus himself is not painted in a positive the carpet, or otherwise ignoring their light either. The only man of moral worth occurrence. here is Pierre, and he is only drawn into "Disturbing." "Brutal." "Controversial." Marcus' quest in desperation as he tries to Every year a film comes along, hyped as prevent Marcus from doing anything dras- "the most controversial movie of the year." tic. As Alex’ ex-boyfriend, he is depicted as Film critics react by alternately acclaiming a man of moral standing and kindness, but and lambasting the film, the public is it is Pierre, however, that pummels an inno- shocked and dismayed, and the film usually cent man with a fire extinguisher – a scene gets labeled as pornography and is general- that haunts his character through the rest of ly forgotten within a few years. Do any of the film. you remember the French film Baise-Moi? The film plays with determinism, for the Otherwise known as Thelma and Louise backwards scene structure reveals the char- gone XXX? It received similar hype and acters' fate. I found myself wanting to shout now it stands besides such classics as P R E V I E W at the screen and warn the characters of McHale's Navy and The Stupids.(Baise- vengeance that faint hearted, their fate, and in the case of the rape scene, Moi wasn't THAT bad, but it was no results. The film IRREVERSIBLE but then again, I wanted to get up and do something about Midnight Cowboy either.) follows two men: violation of the it. The scene is shot in one take, and while The newest film to follow this trend is the boyfriend of Cinematheque human body is not being sexually explicit, it is brutally vio- yet another French film, Irreversible, direct- the victim, Marcus June 7 -12, 9p.m. not something lent. The camera is still through out the ed by Argentinean-born Frenchman (Vincent Cassel) to be glamor- scene, unblinking to the brutality. And Gaspar Noe. Noe is no stranger to contro- and his friend ized. though the audience may feel inclined to versy - his previous film, I Stand Alone, is a Pierre (Albert The intervene, no one in the film actually does. character study of an angry butcher who Dupontel) as they film is shot One person appears briefly in the back- loses his job and spends the entire movie feverishly try to find the man responsible with very few edits, and the few there are ground, and thinks it better not to get wandering aimlessly through the streets of for the despicable act committed against occur between scenes to create a sense of involved. Noe's style of filmmaking gets Paris, and it is not until the end that we find Marcus' girlfriend Alex (played by Monica realism. The camera - following the two you – the viewer – involved, for better or out the crux of his character. While I won’t Bellucci, Cassel's wife at the time and men through a gay sex bar as they look for for worse. spoil the whole film, I will say it touches on Persephone in Matrix Reloaded). the perpetrator - is dizzying and hallucino- The film ends at the beginning, sharing a more disturbing subject than this film The film's trick is that the scenes are genic, creating a need amongst viewers for an intimate moment between Alex and does, though both touch on exploitation played backwards, so we see the aftermath Marcus (via the camera) to gain a sense of Marcus that lends optimism to the depic- and violation. Some of his characters are of the revenge first. It is brutal in its depic- self-discipline, although we know this won’t tion of human nature. But most likely, you violent and angry, carrying with them a self- tion of both the act of revenge and the rape happen. Marcus is a womanizer and his will only hear about the darker aspects of ish moral justification to their actions. itself, and it is one of the few films I have reaction in the club is one of moral indigna- this film and that in itself is a comment Irreversible deals with rape and the seen that made me flinch. It is not for the tion, adding to his anger and hate against about human nature.

question and answer and discussion periods with the filmmakers. Catacomb vs. Terminator …14? “It’s more than just an art house experi- ence,” says Nikkel. “We try to do something different. We’ve tried theme-based approaches, depending on what [films] we receive. We’ve had a screening of all–female written and directed films, we’ve had anti- establishment month, and we’ve screened experimental films too.” Organizing monthly screenings is just one of many sidelines for Nikkel and his partners. Nikkel is an English teacher at St. Norbert Adult Education Centre, and divides his limited free time between his own film projects and Catacomb. But even though the Catacomb season is winding down - there are only two screenings left before Catacomb breaks for summer, May 31 and June 28 – Catacomb’s organizers are now faced with a new dilemma that will most likely consume some long summer days. Recent condo development in the Exchange District will render their present screening venue – the historic Travellers Building at 283 Bannatyne – unavailable after their June screening. “When Catacomb starts up again in September, we’ll be in a new venue. The building [we’re in now] is being converted Local Microcinema Offers Welcome Alternative to into condos, so we’re being evicted,” explains Nikkel.“When we were looking for a small, intimate space five years ago, we Summer Sequel Blockbusters originally were thinking of a café style space, perhaps something in Osborne BY MICHELLE KULY ago, he discovered a film community with a one of the five volunteers who organize Village, but then an antique dealer friends thriving microcinema. He decided then to Catacomb’s monthly screenings. suggested the Great Room of the Travellers Sequel-mania is hitting Winnipeg hard bring the idea home to Winnipeg, gathering “Catacomb started really small and we Building. It worked well for us.” this summer, and if the prospect of yet the contacts he needed to bring internation- wanted to keep it that way – small is good,” Before summer truly sets in and another Saturday night spent Charlie’s al shorts films to Winnipeg audiences. he explains. “Our maximum capacity is 60 Catacomb Microcinema moves, you can Angels, the X-Men or Keanu Reeves has Shortly thereafter, Catacomb microcinema people. We have a lot of regulars, and at catch some excellent short films at their two you sighing with despair, perhaps it’s time to was born, screening local and international each screening we try to have the filmmak- final screenings. On May 31st Catacomb scale things down a bit. films the last Saturday of the month ever ers present too.” will be screening an eclectic mix of films, For the last five years, a group of local since. Catacomb is about as far from big including local filmmaker Jeff Skinner’s “A volunteers have been working hard to give Catacomb started small, and five years screen sequels as you can get. A typical Fare to Remember.” Winnipeggers another option. When Bevan later it’s managed to maintain its small, inti- Saturday offers free coffee and screenings Klassen was visiting Seattle half a decade mate structure. According to Kevin Nikkel, of several short films interspersed with MAy 29, 2003 page 9

the uniter RADIOview RADIO NCRC NCRC NCRC NCRC Hey What is the article about anyway?????????

BY DAN HUYGHEBAERT a more disturbing subject than this film faint hearted, but then again, violation of does, though both touch on exploitation the human body is not something to be and violation. Some of his characters are glamorized. These days, everyone’s a filmmaker. Or violent and angry, carrying with them a self- The film is shot with very few edits, and at least that’s what I figured after the success ish moral justification to their actions. the few there are occur between scenes to of U ofBut it was interesting to start off in Irreversible deals with rape and the create a sense of realism. The camera - fol- New York, it makes bits more universal.” vengeance that results. The film follows two lowing the two men through a gay sex bar reveals plot devices that may be unsuitable men: the boyfriend of the victim, Marcus as they look for the perpetrator - is dizzying for people accustomed to sweeping disturb- (Vincent Cassel) and his friend Pierre and hallucinogenic, creating a need ing social subjects under the carpet, or oth- (Albert Dupontel) as they feverishly try to amongst viewers for Marcus (via the cam- erwise ignoring their occurrence. find the man responsible for the despicable era) to gain a sense of self-discipline, man of moral worth here is Pierre, and he is "Disturbing." "Brutal." "Controversial." act committed against Marcus' girlfriend although we know this won’t happen. only drawn into Marcus' quest in despera- Every year a film comes along, hyped as Alex (played by Monica Bellucci, Cassel's Marcus is a womanizer and his reaction in tion as he tries to prevent Marcus from "the most controversial movie of the year." wife at the time and Persephone in Matrix the club is one of moral indignation, adding doing anything drastic. As Alex’ ex- Film critics react by alternately acclaiming Reloaded). to his anger and hate against the rapist, as boyfriend, he is depicted as a man of moral and lambasting the film, the public is The film's trick is that the scenes are he spins closer towards vigilantism. These standing and kindness, but it is Pierre, how- shocked and dismayed, and the film usually played backwards, so we see the aftermath scenes are hard to swallow for they are dis- ever, that pummels an innocent man with a gets labeled as pornography and is general- of the revenge first. It is brutal in its depic- orientating and they do not paint homosex- fire extinguisher – a scene that haunts his ly forgotten within a few years. Do any of tion of both the act of revenge and the rape uals in a positive light, though this is from character through the rest of the film. you remember the French film Baise-Moi? itself, and it is one of the few films I have Marcus' reaction, and Marcus himself is not The film plays with determinism, for the Otherwise known as Thelma and Louise seen that made me flinch. It is not for the painted in a positive light either. The only backwards scene structure reveals the char- gone XXX? It received similar hype and now it stands besides such classics as McHale's Navy and The Stupids.(Baise- Moi wasn't THAT bad, but it was no Midnight Cowboy either.) The newest film to follow this trend is yet another French film, Irreversible, direct- ed by Argentinean-born Frenchman Gaspar Noe. Noe is no stranger to contro- versy - his previous film, I Stand Alone, is a character study of an angry butcher who loses his job and spends the entire movie wandering aimlessly through the streets of Paris, and it is not until the end that we find out the crux of his character. While I won’t spoil the whole film, I will say it touches on Sidebar Stuff

reveals plot devices that may be unsuit- able for people accustomed to sweep- ing disturbing social subjects under the carpet, or otherwise ignoring their occurrence. "Disturbing." "Brutal." "Controversial." Every year a film comes along, hyped as "the most con- troversial movie of the year." Film crit- ics react by alternately acclaiming and lambasting the film, the public is shocked and dismayed, and the film usually gets labeled as pornography and is generally forgotten within a few years. Do any of you remember the French film Baise-Moi? Otherwise known as Thelma and Louise gone XXX? It received similar hype and now it stands besides such classics as McHale's Navy and The Stupids. (Baise-Moi wasn't THAT bad, but it was no Midnight Cowboy either.) The newest film to follow this trend is yet another French film, Irreversible, directed by Argentinean-born Frenchman Gaspar Noe. Noe is no stranger to controversy - his previous film, I Stand Alone, is a character study of an angry butcher who loses his job and spends the entire movie wandering aimlessly through the streets of Paris, and it is not until the end that we find out the crux of his character. While I won’t spoil the whole film, I will say it touches on a more disturbing subject than this film does, though both touch on exploitation and violation. Some of his characters are violent and angry, carrying with them a selfish moral justi- fication to their actions. Irreversible deals with rape and the vengeance that results. The film follows two men: the boyfriend of the victim, Marcus (Vincent Cassel) and his friend page 10 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter musicview & books De Keyzer Brings the Blues to Jazz Toronto Based Blues Man Just One P R E V I E W of Diverse Acts to Play Jazz Fest JAZZ WINNIPEG is the far-ranging nature of the musical lineup. While BY JAMES PASKARUK Jazz has always been a musical form in constant flux, FESTIVAL In Ken Burns’ definitive Jazz documentary, Wynton Marsalis mutating and incorporating influences from all over the June 12 - 21 points out that Jazz is a fine gumbo, and you cannot have gumbo world, this year’s fest goes quite far a field. You can without a roux, and that roux is the Blues. With that in mind, this hear such way-out musical forms as hardcore from Burn Call 989-4656 or year’s Jazz Festival, taking place June 12 - 21 features such Rome in a Dream, ska by the Afterbeat, the Southern Rock visit www.jazz- Blues talent as Bad Weather, Tracy K, The River City Blues of Little Feat and Hip Hop courtesy of the legendary DJ winnipeg.com for Band and Jack De Keyzer, who recently won a Juno for his lat- Grandmaster Flash, whose “The Message” defined a new festival info. est release, 6 String Lover. era in music upon its release in 1982, paving the way for a 6 String Lover is a gumbo in itself, mixing in the many faces movement that is showing no signs of slowing down. of Rhythm and Blues, the music closest to De Keyzer’s heart. Other acts of note are Mark Atkinson, who “It’s a Rhythm and Blues odyssey,” he says over the phone continues the tradition of Gypsy Swing – if from his home in Toronto. “It covers various kinds of R&B that you saw Woody Allen’s Sweet and I like, whether it’s Delta blues, Chicago, Texas, Jump Blues, Lowdown and liked what you heard, Swing, Funk… I heard BB King say once that he didn’t under- don’t miss this. Back again is Antibalas stand why they don’t call it R&B anymore. What we play with Afrobeat Orchestra, the incendiary drums has a lot more rhythm to it than the old style 1920s stuff. Brooklyn rhythm collective who are a Whether it’s the rockabilly of Chuck Berry, the down-home grit guaranteed great show. A name that of Muddy Waters or the swing of T-Bone Walker, it’s all R&B.” surprises many is Lee Aaron – and no, De Keyzer bears a fine musical pedigree. Having looked up they haven’t gone so far as to include to Cliff Richard’s British Rock ’n Roll while growing up in classic heavy metal on the lineup this England, he first picked up guitar when he was only ten. His first year. Aaron has been singing vocal big break came courtesy of the late Richard Newell (aka King Jazz for several years now, and while Biscuit Boy), one of Canada’s best-known harp players of the she no longer comes like thunder out 70s and 80s. De Keyzer then joined The Hawks, the legendary from the ground, she still rocks us all backing band of the equally legendary Ronnie Hawkins, in 1973. with a surprisingly great delivery. “It was a really good experience, playing live with great Who knew? musicians,” he relates. Naturally, there is also a large De Keyzer is a musical jack-of-all-trades (no pun intended), selection of local talent, including producing and recording in his own home studio and also having Latin grooves from Papa Mambo, served as a session man for such blues royalty as Bo Diddley, Big Band courtesy of Ron Paley, Etta James and Otis Rush. jazz from the Beni D. Quintet, “I see the blues as a blank canvas that you can paint any kind Roots Rock from Mark Reeves, of picture on, whether you're as raw and primal as Bo Diddley or Funk from the incredibly hot as sophisticated and far out as Charlie Parker, you're always Rudimental, and many others. playing over the same canvas,” he explains. De Keyzer wraps up The Jazz Fest runs Thursday the fest at the Windsor on June 21. June 12 to Saturday June 21, info at And speaking of painting any kind of picture, what is per- (204) 989-4656 or at www.jazzwin- haps most remarkable about this year’s Jazz Winnipeg Festival nipeg.com.

Destination: New York City Destination: Amsterdam Try The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger. The defin- Try My ‘Dam Life by Sean Condon, written about an itive New York book, by the definitive New York Destination Australian’s three-year stint in the city where any- author. See the city through the eyes of a misanthrop- thing can happen. Unique characters emerge through ic protagonist whose company and profound observa- many entertaining anecdotes about everything from tions you will either love or hate. (P.S. if you’re a fan of toilets to bicycle thievery to “coffee shops” (yes those the movie The Royal Tennenbaums, also check out Unknown coffee shops) to the infamous red light district. Grab Franny & Zooey by the same author.) yourself a couple of Heineken, and have a good read. Summer Reading to take You Away... Destination: San Francisco Destination: London Try Human Punk by John King. Coming-of-age novel Try A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by BY NYALA ALI set in the East End, 1977. Another book with a great Dave Eggers. At the age of 22, the author becomes soundtrack, old-school Brit-punk fans will particular- both an orphan and a "single parent” to his grade- ly enjoy this. If you gave Porno a go, only to discover school-age sibling when his parents die within five No summer plans that involve leaving town? Then put that Welsh’s dialect was driving you nuts, King’s cock- months of one another of unrelated cancers. Sounds yourself in the “have book, will travel” mind frame ney dialect is a bit easier on the brain, while remain- depressing but it’s actually really, really funny; one of and explore different cities through one (or more) of ing just as entertaining. the few memoirs that is more self-conscious than it is self-indulgent. the following titles. In addition to exhibiting a strik- ing sense of place, these are all great reads, I promise. Destination: Toronto Destination: Florida Try Flyboy Action Figure Comes with Gasmask by Jim Munroe (AKA: Toronto’s best-kept secret.) Try All Families are Psychotic by Douglas Coupland. Ryan is a shy, caffeine addicted U of T student. And Accompany the Drummonds as they wreak havoc on oh yeah, he can turn into a fly. Quirky sci-fi mixed the Sunshine State. True to Coupland’s style, his char- with witty left-wing social commentary, in the heart of acters are just as immersed in pop-culture as they are downtown Toronto. Also check out Munroe’s person- cynical of it, which makes Florida an excellent location al site (www.nomediakings.org), for e-texts, games, for this novel; watch for particularly amusing, off-beat and plenty of tips on guerilla book-publishing. scenes in landmark sites like Cape Canaveral and Disney World. Destination: Win-a-peg, the game show Destination: Edinburgh for pirates Gotta come home sometime. Check out In The Last Try Porno by Irvine Welsh. A fan of Trainspotting? Early Days of My Death by Catherine Hunter. Well ten years later, Renton and the boys are back with Written by a talented local poet in beautifully more hackneyed schemes, this time involving adult film descriptive prose, this engaging Winnipeg whodunnit production. Welsh’s trademark style will really give will make you happy to be back. you a feel for the local dialect, and the book’s eye- catching cover makes a great conversation piece. Have a good summer, you guys. MAy 29, 2003 page 11

the uniter newculture journalism Does Buying Music Help More Music Get Made?

BY IAN WHEELER cessfully get teens on board is another While major labels are feeling the give up their file-sharing ways is due in part story. pinch, it seems smaller labels may see file to record companies charging too much for This spring, Canada’s music industry Becky Haverluck, a 17 year-old student sharing as beneficial. a CD. launched the newest campaign in the anti- attending Kelvin High School, believes that Rob Krause, from local Smallman “I find a song I like and I download it. I Napster Generation battle, and teenagers downloading music from P2P file sharing Records, says there is a flipside to the file- don’t have to buy a CD full of songs that I The Value of Music Campaign, intent on programs, like KaZaA, is not wrong or ille- sharing fiasco. don’t like for $20.00 or more,” Lindberg influencing consumers to buy music is gal. “P2P file sharing has been a great help comments. specifically geared towards nine to 17 year- “I think that P2P is a great means for in getting the word out for bands on a And this is a concern the coalition is olds, most of whom have grown up down- artists to be heard,” says Haverluck. smaller label like ours,” Krause says. Not taking seriously. The recording industry loading music. She also believes many students haven’t that record labels could be done away with plans to offer more low-cost CDs, enhanced The campaign features commercial on heard or seen the commercials. all together, he explains. DVD effects and other additional incen- network television, radio and also has an “If they have, I don’t believe that it has “For our artists, we don't just put out tives to increase music sales. Hopefully interactive website (www.keepmusiccom- made much of an impact on their decision their albums.We do publicity for their tours these incentives will work. According to ing.com) which all aim to combat the falling to buy CD’s or download them,” she shrugs. and releases, we book their tours, and we Lindberg, however, the public needs realize record sales and revenue that the Canadian “Most of them say that if they enjoy what manage them ...bands rarely have the time one thing. Value of Music Coalition (CVOMC) they download and hear from a particular to create music and tour as well as manage “I think the most important and most blames directly on peer-to-peer file sharing band, they might be more inclined to pur- their sales and distribution.” over-looked aspect [of this issue is] if the (P2P) and CD burning. So far, the coalition chase the CD to support the artist.” And its these concerns the CVOMC artist doesn’t get paid for his or her work is receiving a lot of support from within the Even if this is the case, there is a clear hopes to address with their campaign – its it’s theft, pure and simple.” music industry – major entertainment com- sign that illegal online sources, P2P file message simply that buying music helps Lindberg explains that when it comes panies (Sony, BMG, Universal, and others.) sharing and CD burning have taken their more music get made and gives new artists down to it, the artists are the ones who feel have joined up with artists, songwriters, toll on the Recording Industry. According a chance to be heard. the biggest pinch, but the decision comes music publishers, right collectives, broad- to Neilson Soundscan, in Canada, there has Dave “Lindy” Lindberg, an Instructor down to the buying public. casters and retailers to stand behind the been a 25% sales slump in the past three at the Academy of Broadcasting and a sea- “You need music. And music needs new campaign, but whether they will suc- years and close to a 17% drop in CD sales soned veteran in the radio industry, believes you.” in 2002. that the reason Canadians are reluctant to Maybe It’s Time June Arts Briefs Moses Mayes Together Again

For A New Name After almost a year hiatus, local funk/house groovsters Moses Mayes are returning to the stage – and for good this time. Sources say they just couldn’t help stay apart any longer, among them. While it’s true that Lee MICHELLE and the group has already arranged a reunion at this year’s Jazz Festival. You can catch Aaron, former quintessential Canadian KULY them at the Old market Square Stage, Sunday June 15, during the festival’s opening week- rocker has traded in her studded belt end showcase. A new album and touring is in the works too - we can hardly wait. V & C Editor for her “Swingin’ Barflies” Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg Early Bird Gets the Cheapie Tickets Flipping through Festival artist biographys, I was a little the Jazz Winnipeg surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ The 30th Annual Winnipeg Folk Festival is almost here, and festival organizers have man- Festival artist biog- Grandmaster Flash and The Dears aged to round up some super talent for this year’s lineup. From July 10 – 13 you can check raphys, I was a little among them. While it’s true that Lee out Ani DiFranco, Kathleen Edwards, The Waifs and Blackie and the Rodeo Kings. Grab surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ Aaron, former quintessential Canadian your folk festival tickets at early bird ticket rates before June 1 - a weekend pass and camp- Grandmaster Flash and The Dears rocker has traded in her studded belt ing privileges will only cost you $110, a savings of $40 off the gate price. Ticketmaster is among them. While it’s true that Lee for her “Swingin’ Barflies” handling all ticket sales, so visit www.ticketmaster.ca or call 780-3333 to get yours. For more Aaron, former quintessential Canadian Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg info on the festival itself, visit www.winnipegfolkfestival.com . rocker has traded in her studded belt Festival artist biographys, I was a little for her “Swingin’ Barflies” surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg Grandmaster Flash and The Dears Fem Fest Premieres Festival artist biographys, I was a little among them. While it’s true that Lee surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ Aaron, former quintessential Canadian From June 7 – 15 women will be taking centre stage with Fem Fest, a new festival of women Grandmaster Flash and The Dears rocker has traded in her studded belt playwrights, founded by Winnipeg’s Sarasvati Productions. The festival, held at Colin among them. While it’s true that Lee for her “Swingin’ Barflies” Jackson Theatre, will present plays from featured women playwrights from the Yukon to Aaron, former quintessential Canadian Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg Toronto in addition to theatre workshops. The bill reads like a virtual who’s who of rocker has traded in her studded belt Festival artist biographys, I was a little University of Winnipeg alumni, so chances are you’ll find familiar faces on stage as well as for her “Swingin’ Barflies” surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ in the crowd. Fem Fest will wrap up with a forum on the Status of Women in Canadian Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg Grandmaster Flash and The Dears Theatre. Tickets for evening performances are $12, workshops are $5 and a festival pass is Festival artist biographys, I was a little among them. While it’s true that Lee $20, speakers are free. Tickets can be purchased from Prairie Theatre Exchange from 12- surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ Aaron, former quintessential Canadian 2pm everyday or by calling 586-2236. Grandmaster Flash and The Dears rocker has traded in her studded belt among them. While it’s true that Lee for her “Swingin’ Barflies” G7 Rebel Encampment Right on Target Aaron, former quintessential Canadian Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg rocker has traded in her studded belt Festival artist biographys, I was a little This bunch is busy these days. When they sent us a package of all their latest goodies, we for her “Swingin’ Barflies” surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ just about crapped our pants. Among the highlights: Noam Chomsky’s The New War on Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg Grandmaster Flash and The Dears Terrorism: Fact or Fiction. On this disc, Chomsky offers some of the most intelligent post- Festival artist biographys, I was a little among them. While it’s true that Lee 9/11 analysis out there. But if that isn’t enough for ya, check out In a Pig’s Eye: Reflections surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ Aaron, former quintessential Canadian on a Police State; Ward Churchill’s musings on grassroots organizations, movements and Grandmaster Flash and The Dears rocker has traded in her studded belt government interference.And if you want to balance that off with some kick ass music, pick among them. While it’s true that Lee for her “Swingin’ Barflies” up Outside the Unbearable Grows, the new CD from Calgary’s Mico; music lamenting the Aaron, former quintessential Canadian inc. of humanity. Jon says it’s just damn good. rocker has traded in her studded belt for her “Swingin’ Barflies” Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg Return to Metropolis at Cinematheque Festival artist biographys, I was a little surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ Back at Cinematheque May 29-30 is Fritz Lang’s legendary Metropolis, a German classic Grandmaster Flash and The Dears that stands among both the greatest silent films and the greatest science fiction films. Lang among them. While it’s true that Lee invented new visual processes to achieve the remarkable special effects, and the Art Deco Aaron, former quintessential Canadian set design, like all Art Deco creations, still looks as beautiful and surreal as ever. After rocker has traded in her studded belt decades without a good, complete print (although the cool-then and campy-now 1984 for her “Swingin’ Barflies” restoration by disco king Giorgio Moroder is still brilliant), Kino has compiled a definitive Flipping through the Jazz Winnipeg restoration. It includes every piece of film still known to exist, as well as the original inter- Festival artist biographys, I was a little titles and a new orchestral recording of the original score.A classic on many levels, if you’re surprised to find Lee Aaron, DJ a fan of movies, science fiction, design or all three, you don’t want to miss this. Grandmaster Flash and The Dears page 12 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter mculture u s i c

standable or explainable. It’s a mind-blend- ing mix of styles and genres that defies description. It starts off with Martin Tielli’s haunting and plaintive song, “Self Serve Gas Station.” It tells of Martin’s days sell- ing gas to drunk and disgruntled truckers in the middle of the night. “Mom and dad are selfless… they don’t do nothing worthless / they just work all day and worry about their son: ‘what went wrong with Martin, is he dumb?” There’s the angry and powerful “Queer,” with its powerful lyrics: “I wish you were there to see it when I scored a hat- trick on the team that called you a fuckin’ queer,” and “Rock Death America;” Dave Bidini’s reaction to critics who would pigeon hole his music. “Someone said we sounded like the Replacements but we’d never be the Beatles or Byrds. / Someone said we should have stayed in the basement instead of littering our noise on the Earth.” And, there’s the haunting “King of the Past,” a tale inspired by a walk Tim Vesely took around Winnipeg in search of Louis Riel’s grave. The songs are timeless, and deal with universal themes of angst and frustration. The album speaks to me on a powerful and personal level. But the sound is just too diverse and difficult for mainstream ears. There will always be a precious few who get it, but isn't that what life as a Canadian has Canadian Credit always been? We seem to constantly strug- gle for identity and understanding. We're a country that wants to be loved by the whole Rheostatics Get Some Well-deserved world, but we’re rarely understood in the same way that we think we understand our- Attention from National Radio selves. The music of the Rheostatics is as hard to define as is our Canadian identity and that's why Whale Music so perfectly BY JEFF ROBSON your favourite record, what record would it heard before or since. The Rheostatics have be?” Listeners and guest panellists were often been called The Most Canadian Band represents in song what it means to be For several weeks on CBC Radio One, invited to nominate what they believed to on Earth, or variations on that theme, and Canadian. This is truly essential Canadian the locally produced and nationally aired be the best “Canadian” album, and the one Whale Music is why. After two wonderful listening. If there’s ever a course on Definitely Not The Opera has been running that the entire nation should listen to. And, but under-appreciated records, Whale Canadian identity, this should be the text- a contest called “Canada Listens.” The much to my delight, this week the grand Music propelled the band to the forefront book. Thanks DNTO, for finally recogniz- premise was simple: If you could invite the prize went to Whale Music by Rheostatics. of Canadian music. ing this invaluable contribution to Canadian entire nation into your basement to listen to This album is like nothing I’ve ever It’s an album that isn’t easily under- music. I give it 10 maple leafs out of 10.

THE UNITER’S PICKS FOR MAY - Compiled by Sheri Lamb listings

COFFEHOUSES Eckhardt-Gramatte Hall, UofW 3rd Lady Bird Side Show. Saturday, May 17 Music, SK8, WECC and Ticketmaster Candas Jane Dorsey and Judy Melanie Doane, tixs $10 in advance/$12 (all ages). Saturday, May 10 An Evening McCrosky, editors, launch of Academy Coffee, 414 Academy Rd. floor – call 786-9000 for more info Fri- Sun, May 2-4 – Virtuosi Concerts: at the door. Tuesday, May 20 The with James Keelaghan @ 8pm, tixs Land/Space: An Anthology of Prairie (489-6630) – Every 2nd & 4th Monday Beethovenfest ’03 with Jane Coop, Candidates. Saturday, May 24 Red Seeds $17/$20 @ Ticketmaster or WECC Speculative Fiction @ 7:30pm, Deborah each month – Winnipeg Poetry Slam @ piano and Andrew Dawes, violin. CD Release Party. Tuesday, May 27 Doors. Monday, May 12 West End Schnitzer launch of The Madwoman in 8pm, for info call Darek Dawda @ 772- Tickets: Individually – Adult $26, Senior Leviride, Chrome Yellow, Cone 5. Comedy Night, tixs $3. Saturday, May 17 the Academy: 43 Women Boldly Take 5166. Ongoing Fridays – Hillbilly $24 and Student $14. Beethovenfest Pass Wednesday, May 28 Soul Survivors Body Winnipeg Labour Choir, tixs $10 at the On the Ivory Tower @ 8pm Burlesque, Sunday, April 27 Conifera Art presents Strapping Young Lad, tixs door. Friday, May 23 Death By Stereo, $48, Students $24 Saturday, May 31, 2003 McNally Robinson at Portage Place Show featuring Cone Five, nowheretogo, at Ticketmaster. Thursday, May 29 3 Downway and Nicotine @ 8pm, tixs Winnipeg Classical Guitar Society: –Friday, May 2 The Burton Trio,Jazz @ Boat and Andrew Gilbert @ 9pm, tixs $5 Inches of Blood, The Jet City Fix, VOLI- $12/$15 @ Into The Music, SK8, WECC Mathew Peters, Guitar @ 8pm (Student 6:30pm. Friday, May 9 A Taste Of New at the door. TION, Killer Green. Friday, May 30 and Ticketmaster. Recital @ 7:40pm), tixs: Adult $15, Orleans,Traditional Jazz & Blues @ Kinnie Starr. Saturday, May 31 Waking Senior $10 and Student $5/At the FILM 6:30pm. Friday, May 16 James Harrison, PROFILE Eyes, Meligrove Band, Perms, Imperial Door $25 Piano/Guitar Mix @ 6:30pm. Friday, May Public Library. Cinematheque, 100 Arthur - Call 925- CONCERTS 23 Sandra Stritz Trio, Contemporary Millennium Centre, 389 Main Street – 3457 for more info. May 2 - Just Plain The Royal Albert – Thursday, May 8 Singer/Songwriter @ 6:30pm. Thursday, Centennial Concert Hall, 555 Main St Saturday, May 10, 2003 Camerata Nova Folks 7pm, Power & Terror 8:30pm May Waking Eyes with Projektor and Paper May 29 Barbara Huck reading & signing (780-3333) – April 26, 29 & May 2, 2003 presents Vox Antiqua, Vox Nova @ 8pm 3 - Power & Terror 7pm, Divine Moon, doors open 9pm, tix $6 Crossroads of the Continent: A History Manitoba Opera presents Lucia di Intervention 9pm Le Rendezvous - Monday, May 19 The of The Forks of the Red & Assiniboine Lammermoor @ 8pm, 7pm and 8pm Music @ 9pm, tixs $15.50 @ all The Zoo/Osborne Village Inn, 160 IMAX, 3rd Floor Portage Place – Call Rivers @ 7:30pm. Friday, May 30 Darcia respectively. Tixs between $20-$66 @ Ticketmaster outlets. Osborne – Ozzys: call 452-9824 for info Ticketmaster. Wed thru Sun, May 7-11, 956-2400 for show times Senft w/ James Hickerson, Pyramid Cabaret, 176 Fort (957-7777)- Zoo: Friday,May 2, 2003 Stephan Pearcy Contemporary Singer/Songwriter @ 2003 Royal Winnipeg Ballet presents The Globe Cinema, 393 Portage Ave. – Thursday, April 29 Amped (St. with Fabulous Kildonans,Tixs $10 at the 6:30pm. Thursday, June 5 William Coble Rita Joe @ 7:30pm & 2pm on Sunday, call 69 GLOBE for show times (validat- Catherines, ON), The Barrymores, The Village Inn @ 10pm reading & signing Addictions Primer @ Student prices: $11.50-$45.00. Friday & ed free parking) tixs $7/adults Saturday, May 16/17, 2003 Winnipeg Brat Attack.Wednesday, April 30 Grand Times Change(d) High and Lonesome 7pm Symphony Orchestra: pieces from Theft Bus. Thursday, May 1 Lucky Club, 234 Main St. (957-0982) – Ongoing READINGS THEATRES S even,website: Russian composer Modest Mussorgsky. Sundays: Blues Jam with Big Dave McNally Robinson at Grant Park www.feelingluckypunk.com Friday, May Gas Station Theatre, 445 River (at Monday, May 19, 2003 Nana Mouskouri McLean. Saturday, May 3 Paperbacks, –Thursday, May 8 Prairie Fire Wordfest 2 Popes Hill, D.J. Oxide. Saturday, May 3 Osborne) – May 1 –3, 2003 newVIEW & Harry Belafonte @ 8pm, Friday & Blueprint Gallery, and Mike Trike doors – Part 1 @ 7:30pm, readings by David Strongfront.tv Presents: Baby Elena presents Tom Stroud and Peter Saturday, May 23/24, 2003 Winnipeg at 8pm, tix $6 Saturday, May 17 Bergen, Suzanne Matczuk and Margaret Robertson-Wood Heart Surgery Bingham, 780-3333, Symphony Orchestra: theme from Canadian Country Legend Stew Sweatman. Rebecca Grambo & Dennis Fundraiser, Billy Jo Green, Killah Green Brahms, call 956-2792 Clayton. Fast launch of Wapusk: White Bear of Manitoba Theatre Centre, 174 Market and guests Tixs $10. Thursday, May 8 the North @ 8pm Friday, May 9 Debra Ave. – April 17 – May 10, 2003 Richard Chaos Chameleon, 2nd floor (108 Super Garage. Friday, May 9 Hunnicut West End Cultural Centre, 586 Ellice Lynn Neufeld,Jazz Trio @ 8pm, Prairie III, for tickets call 942-6537 Osborne) – Ongoing Fridays – DJs and DJ. Co-Op. Saturday, May 10 (783-6918) –Friday, May 9 The Grind Fire Wordfest – Part II, readings by Justrich and Freaky Alien call 475-3328 Wasabi Collective. Wednesday, May 14 Tour featuring Planet Smashers, Big Pantages Playhouse – Sunday, May 4, Patrick O’Connell, Elise Moore and for info Supernal and Guests. Thursday, May 15 Wig, Belvedere and Big D & The Kids 2003 Family Concert Series: Little Bear Table @ 8pm, tixs $15/$18 @ Into The Alissa York @ 7:30pm, Monday, May 12 MAy 29, 2003 page 13

the uniter m sportsu s i c

We can find a generic exer- cise-type photo to put in here if need be. I have lots.

Spring into Summer But Don’t Forget to Stretch

BY JULIE HORBAL So now that we know we can prevent of all sports. after the game, it's important to remember these early season injuries and avoid put- that beer - as does any other alcohol - It’s inevitable that we are now facing the ting our bodies and ourselves through the Simulation makes you pee more and ultimately defeats end of May in Winnipeg. And, inevitably, summer sports torture machine, what are Thirdly, simulate the sport. For example, the purpose of hydration. with the end of May in Winnipeg comes the keys to this preparation? for slow-pitch, start by throwing lightly and Although warming up and hydrating are summer in Winnipeg. Preparation and diligence, according to gradually move into more intense and steps that will ensure a lesser chance of Also inevitable is that the coming of the experts. longer throws. Also, swing the bat a few injury with activity, there are no guarantees summer in Winnipeg brings summer sports "People should be trying to get more times to loosen up your body and to pre- when it comes to sports and the body - some and an increase in sports participation. physically fit in the off-season," suggests pare for hitting. injuries are still inevitable and unavoidable. There are countless rounds of pick-up Horbal. Finally, proceed from the previous stage However some injuries are also unignor- and scrub soccer, baseball, ultimate and "Specifically, becoming more flexible, to more specific game simulation, where able. football. Seasonally sedentary students are stronger and improving their cardiovascular you go through game-like activities at a pro- Although most injuries will be painful seen tossing around every imaginable appa- fitness gives individuals the building blocks gressively higher intensity. This takes you and unpleasant, you shouldn't ignore them ratus and running and riding along every to safe and successful performance." through the final steps to being ready to if they are preventing you from functioning imaginable path in the city. Trails are start- But what can you do if you're already play the game. on a day-to-day level. ing to look lush and groomed, and lakes are past your off-season and attempting to play "If you encounter an injury that pre- primed for swimming and splashing. And right now? Hydration vents you from doing normal tasks, like the summer sports organizations - from crit- Here's a brief run-down of steps to pre- walking and working, seek the attention of a First off, understand that this doesn't ical and competitive all the way down to venting - or at least easing - the pain of sports medicine professional," advises mean cracking a few cold ones before game beer leagues - are in full swing. summer sports injuries: Horbal. time. Come summertime, people everywhere "Run, don't walk - if you can." Warm-ups are indulging in cool activities to beat bore- Ease off the brewsky dom and tackle the heat. The only problem Prior to the day's activity, make sure you with these cool activities and increased par- do a proper three-step warm-up. Although one of the most popular ticipation seems to be the inevitable sports during the summer months is "beer If you are one of the "lucky" ones increase in sports injuries. Cardio league" baseball, beer is one of the athlete's who encounter an injury while par- Ankles are rolling, muscles are tearing worst enemies when consuming liquids is ticipating in your sport of choice, First off, this should include a general full- and bodies are dehydrating left, right and concerned - water is the best fuel for apply the RICE principle: body warm-up, such as going for a light jog, center - but just how inevitable are these preparing the body for activity. riding your bike/rollerblading to the activi- sports injuries? ty, or doing some jumping jacks. This raises R - rest - stop doing what you're doing According to one sports medicine H2-ohhhh body temperature, gets your heart and lungs I - ice - apply a bag of ice, a bag of expert, not as inevitable as we lead our- pumping and gets blood flowing to the The body requires water and nutrients to frozen veggies or a chemical cold pack selves to believe. areas that need it. function optimally while engaging in stren- to the area for 15-20 minutes for the "The most common injuries that we see uous sports activities. Your muscles use first 48-72 hours are muscle strains, which occur as a result of these products to fuel performance and the individuals trying to do too much, too hard, Stretching body loses water and electrolytes with C - compression - wrap a tensor band- too often, when their bodies aren't prepared Secondly, gently stretch the areas that are sweating. It is important to drink water age firmly around the injured area to to take the stress and strain," offers Russ going to be stressed during the activity. If before activity to start with a full tank, limit the amount of swelling Horbal, physiotherapy consultant for the you're activity involves running, make sure which must be constantly replenished while Winnipeg Goldeyes and part-owner/physio- that you stretch your legs. For activities that active. E - elevation - raising the injured body therapist at the Sports Physiotherapy involve throwing, make sure that you After activity, it is important to refuel part above the level of the heart also Centre at the Pan Am Clinic. stretch your shoulders, arms, and trunk. For the tank, so to speak, so that the body can helps to control swelling "We would not see injuries like these all activities, you shouldn't forget to stretch recover from the strains and stresses of the nearly as often if people would just take the your back and neck, since these are areas sport, along with the loss of sweat.While it's time to prepare for activity." that are usually involved with the motions customary to gather in the beer gardens page 14 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter nationalssports Ride the Wave Into Summer better of you. A sport that can be tailored to meet all skill levels, wakeboarding can be enjoyed by almost all people. It is not an extravagant activity where equip- ment and venues are unrealistic. In fact, it is relatively affordable and, courtesy of its minimal equipment requirements, is often called the water world of skateboarding. Equipment There are three essential compo- nents that are required to participate in wakeboarding (other than the boat): a board, boots, and a toe rope. The boards are make out of either fibreglass or wood and are just over 50 inches in length and weigh in under 10 lbs in weight. They come with artistic paint schemes, much like the designs on skateboards, and start at a price of about $200. In addition to these basics, most boarders wear Wetsuits for safety and comfort, but they are not a require- ment in most locations. Locations Wakeboarding can be executed at any lake, and many lakes with boat/seadoo rental shops have time slots allocated for wakeboarding, when they take riders out on the shop’s boats. Unfortunately, those who are into stunt riding are more limited in their choices - ramps only exist at specified wakeboarding clubs. Manitoba does, however boast eleven clubs with the nearest location being in Lac Du Bonnet. A site is currently under develop- ment in the Transcona area of the city and is expected to be fully operational by mid summer, just in time for Winnipeg’s largest competition, Wake Jam. Levels of intensity If the word “competition” is your game, then Water Ski Manitoba is the name. Sign up for a membership and you’re entitled to compete in an array of events and tournaments all across Canada. There are also many local events that are also sponsored by Water Ski Manitoba that do not require a membership. For those who are just starting out, your best bet is to find someone who knows the sport, and start watching carefully. Unfortunately, at this time Water Ski Manitoba does not currently offer any wakeboarding clinics, however, they do offer programs to novice water skiers that will develop skills that are relevant to wakeboarding. Classes begin in June and are located at WSM BY LEIGHTON KLASSENL not grab a board, slip into a wetsuit, stands on a board – just as in skate- Training and Tournament Facility and indulge in the sport that has cool boarding and snowboarding – that is located at the corner of Murdock Rd. It is 35 degrees Celsius in the dead written all over it - wakeboarding. attached via a rope to the back of a and St. Boniface Rd. in Transcona. of summer. Wakeboarding, the sport that has boat – just as in water-skiing. The boat Private wakeboarding lessons are It’s so hot out that you could fry been gaining popularity at an exponen- tows the wakeboarder behind it with offered at most lakes across Manitoba, eggs on a nearby curb, and the wind is tial rate in all of Canada, is crashing increasing speed and eventually the although they are sometimes quite so still that it makes trees look like into Manitoba’s lake and cottage coun- rider is soaring across the lake and over costly and difficult to find.The rewards, statues. try with extreme force, and can satisfy top of the waves. however, are well worth it. Although you want to stay inside participant needs ranging from the hes- Wakeboarding can be one of the and keep cool, you have been sitting itant longings of the casual rider all the most tranquil experiences, but if taking Put the water skies away this sum- inside all winter and are itching for way to the thrills craved by the extrem- a peaceful cruise down the lake isn’t mer and hit the wave with a wakeboard! something cool to do. Rollerblading ist. your cup of tea, rest assured. There are For additional information on wake- and jogging seem like they’ll just add to many paths that will allow for jumps, boarding in Manitoba visit www.waters- the horrors of the heat wave, so why Hitting the waves flips, spins and just about anything else ki.mb.ca. When wakeboarding, a person that can potentially let the wave get the MAy 29, 2003 page 15

the uniter skateboardingsports

What makes Canadian universities better than our neighbours down south? Our student-athletes can read and write in addition to kicking a ball around a field. Wesmen volleyball player and English/Politics major Kyle Thom puts his thoughts KT’s Corner about sports, school and life in general to paper here in the Uniter. A Wesmen Athlete’s Off-season BY KYLE THOM myself, had felt - a feeling that was a state of depression because of their mostly a combination of weights and more than likely shared by our ladies poor performance. cardiovascular training. For new September through March, uni- this season. After a few weeks or so, In any event, the summer is a recruits and for athletes looking to versity athletes endure a very long and my perspective began to change, and I chance to recharge the batteries. improve their position on the roster, rigorous schedule. Given the outstand- saw the culmination of our season as Since there's not a lot of oppor- the summer is a chance to work hard ing performances that our teams have just another chapter in an eventful tunity for them to work during the and prepare themselves for the had at their respective national cham- year. I believe that one has to take the season, athletes can work and make upcoming training camp. pionships, it often takes some time for good with the bad, since such opportu- some money for the next school year. And there you have it - there are things to sink in and settle down, espe- nities for success are quite limited. The They can have some fun with friends, no special rituals, except for the odd cially since athletes are greeted by a only thing an athlete can take away and generally take a break from their alcoholic beverage now and again. slew of exams and papers upon their from such a truly genuine season is the sport. It is a chance to go on an Most athletes end up working all return home from nationals. thrill of competition and the sense of extended vacation, since there isn’t summer, so that takes up the majority I remember when I was in teamwork and camaraderie gained much time to do so during the year. of the time. There are also various Edmonton for the men’s volleyball along the way. Camping, going to the beach, barbe- Wesmen summer camps that we help national championship a year ago. Not On the other hand, ending your ques…you name it. out with. Other athletes, like our unlike our women’s basketball and season (and for some people, your Basically, in the summer, student- libero Shawn Scarcello, are chosen to volleyball teams this year, we had career) on such a bittersweet note can athletes enjoy a relatively "normal" train with their respective national experienced a fairytale-like road to leave a very bad taste in your mouth. schedule. team programs. the finals only to come up just short The off-season can serve as a Of course, the summer is not Any way you slice it, the summer and settle for silver. time for reflection and, in the case of a completely devoid of athletics. - like the school year - is a busy time I remember the initial devasta- poor season, a lingering sense of frus- Most coaches give their athletes for everyone. And Wesmen athletes tion that many on our team, including tration. Some athletes even enter into at least some form of off-season work, are no exception.

you who think something like this isn't munity club, however the rain didn't of these Falcon socials, where the arena came up, sharing stories of the past four considered camping -think again. Sure stop most people from doing what they floor is soaked with spilt drinks and the years we spent together, singing camp it doesn't fall into the stereotypical cate- came out to do: drinking and having a party continues even after the lights songs, and playing spin the bottle - and gory of camping, but just remember hell of a good time. Campsites were left come on. woke up on the ground outside of our those scary retail beasts, they're every- wet, flooded and deserted, hotels, motels It's a party where all you have to tents, covered in mud, grass and where and they'll stop at nothing to get and cabins were full to the absolute brim do is giv'er and enjoy the ride. Tornados. those bargains. (we ended up in a hotel room with 12 - Alyssa Greenberg When we finally cleaned ourselves If only there was a protective spray people- it was quite the experience). up, we made our way down to the beach for those, we'd all be safe. Falcon is a great place to camp if and spent the rest of the day basking in - Malissa Magorel you are under 25, like to drink, and can A Grand Beach, Indeed the sun, frequenting the boardwalk handle watching your friends make I'm guessing that by now you all know shops and the volleyball courts and hav- complete fools out of themselves (by the exhilaration and exhaustion that ing some good old beachside fun. The Falcon Lake Pt. 2 bathing in a puddle in the parking lot of come with graduating from high school - beach was overflowing with skin-bear- Camping... ahhhhh. A time to sit the very full Falcon Lake Resort Hotel, the anticipation and then excitement of ing, sun-soaked bodies and I've never back, relax and let the good times roll. for example). finally being grown up, part of the "real seen it anything but hopping. For some, the experience of endur- Because it was the long weekend, world," and supposedly independent As did every other camper in sight, ing "the Great Outdoors" can be excit- however, drinking was prohibited and it from all things parent. we entertained ourselves until the sun ing and exhilarating. For others, it has was vital to hide the fact that, we, like The weekend after I graduated went down, swimming, splashing and the definite possibility of being one of most campers were there to drink. The from high school, my 12 closest friends snoozing at the ocean of the Interlake, those "weekends from hell". no alcohol policy was heavily enforced and I decided to embrace the exhilara- only to return to our campsite and start As a first time camper not really and people were evicted from campsites tion and exhaustion, and took a week- the whole process over again. It truly knowing what to expect, I packed up my if caught with booze in their tents end off from the hustle and bustle of our made my graduation a moment to car and headed east this past weekend (apparently even if they had only been parents. We escaped to the woods remember, and although my friends and to enjoy May long in the comfort of there for 18 hours). behind my friend Stephen's cabin at I aren't as tight as we once were, we will Falcon Lake, located in the Whiteshell For those who desire a quiet, relax- Grand Beach to pitch tents, light fires always have that weekend at the grand- Provincial Park, just 126 km. outside of ing weekend away from the noisy city, and consume copious amounts of alco- est beach around. Winnipeg. The beautiful campgrounds Falcon Lake is not the place to go for hol. Grand Beach has always been one draw thousands every year, and May Long. After about 7 fire-pit-cooked hot of my favorite places to camp (along although I was prepared for one of those But to all those students out there: dogs and twice as many Tornado coolers with Hecla Island) and because of the weekends from hell, the debut of the if you are ready to jump start your sum- on our first night there, I - along with experience I had there two summers camping season this year was no excep- mer, Falcon is the place to go to experi- most of my campmates - was having the ago, I will return every year - albeit with tion. ence the crazy parties one tends not to time of my life. Not only were we alone different friends than back then - to rel- The May long weekend kicked off forget (unless of course you are too (read: parentless and free), together, we ish in the relics offered at Manitoba's this year's rush of avid campers in annihilated to even notice the crazy par- were alongside the lake at one of top camping and partying location. Falcon Lake with crappy weather and a ties going on around you). Manitoba's most beautiful locations. - Julie Horbal huge social (held every year) in the com- My advice to you: experience one We sat around the fire until the sun page 16 MAy 29, 2003

the uniter campingsports Fireside Stories THE UNITER CAMPGROUND COLLECTIVE

ith the first long weekend of the summer than with a collection of chronicles detailing our experi- and a few of them may come as a surprise to even the gone by, getting out of this fine city and hav- ences with one of Manitoba's most popular sports: most seasoned camping veteran. Wing some fun is inevitably on the mind of camping. So here, we present to you a collection of our many a student. Although Manitoba and the surrounding region favorite camping monuments, memories, and misfor- Here at the Uniter, we pride ourselves on being has many a beautiful and bemusing location to set up tunes to entertain you, intrigue you, and maybe even aficionados in the fun department. So we thought camp, there seem to be a few repeat favorites amongst inspire you to get out and explore one of the area's exot- there'd be no better way to kick off the summer season Uniter writers - but each of us has our own tale to tell, ic and adventurous locations.

Grand Beach rockin' times! the premises in the next 30 minutes or beach all waiting against a backdrop of Its silk-like sand, cozy camping - Leighton Klassen face a heavy fine and/or jail sentence. amazing scenery. quarters, and abundance of famous So here we were, packed up and Take Highway #6 north to eateries are just some of the many rea- headed over to a friend's campsite one Gypsumville, and then hit Provincial sons that arguably define Grand Beach An Undisclosed Location bay over to inform him of our plight Road 513 - soon you’ll be reeling in the as the number one spot to pitch a tent It's summer, so here I am, living it when right on cue, Detective Dick rewards of Manitoba’s nature. and sleep the night in the arms of up at an undisclosed Whiteshell camp- pulled up behind us and gave me an - Eric Thiessen nature. ground. even firmer warning. We pulled out of Located off Hwy 59 approximate- At risk of divulging too much Falcon Lake (Oops! Tact be damned...) Roughing It and headed home. I am in no way, shape or form a Perhaps the funniest thing is that camper, but this past long weekend, I we didn't even get the chance to get decided to give up my anti-wilderness kicked out of the social, the very thing ways. we went there for in the first place. Now, I know you're wondering Good times... where this camping virgin chose to - An Undisclosed Yet Regular pitch her first tent - and I hate to disap- Contributor point - however, this was not your typi- cal camping trip. Bright and early on Saturday morning, my best friend, her Dauphin River Indian Reserve mother, my mother and I packed into a (Anama Bay) Sunfire and drove to the recently To many, the thought of staying a uncharted wild: The United States of weekend at a Reservation for leisure is America. to think the unthinkable. I was a little nervous at first. I Stereotypically speaking, to many, the mean, the US is a frightening place for thought of vacationing on a reserve is a first timer. Well, I'm not really a first tantamount to vacationing in one of the timer, in fact, I'd live there if I could but world’s other lovely spots, say, Rwanda. alas, I live on Canadian soil which pre- But the exact opposite is true cipitates me and my friends to venture ly 1 hour north of the city, the Grand information and incriminating my when you head to the Anama Bay into the US at least once a year. But Beach Campground offers a diverse accomplices as well, I will only go as far Tourist Camp on the Dauphin River this was our first time since the War on concoction of entertainment for cou- as to say that this place starts with an First Nation. Friendly people, fully Terrorism really began. ples, groups of friends, and even the "F." No wait, that's too obvious...how equipped cabins, and an on-site store So why would I venture into such lone castaway. The campground itself about this: it ends with "alcon Lake." make your stay more than comfortable. potentially hostile territory, you ask? is very cozy and privatized through the Anyway, I'm out there with some If you feel like roughing it a bit, Only one word can answer that ques- dense vegetation that shapes each indi- pals, having some drinks and sitting there’s also the Sturgeon Bay Tourist tion: shopping. vidual site. The crystal-blue beach (as around the campfire. There was to be a Camp, which offers camping facilities Now for those of you who think blue as you're going to find in social the following evening at the local Manitoba) is only about a ten-minute community club, so naturally, the camp- walk from most designated bays, and it ground was beginning to fill up with The road to the Stanley Cup may soon go through Tennessee. provides an excellent view of Lake youthful degenerates. All of a sudden, Winnipeg and the surrounding area. our campsite fills up with about 30 peo- If roasting wieners and singing ple, ranging from close friends to those camp songs doesn’t turn your crank, try we barely know. Apparently 30 people, the Grand Beach Surf Club, where old all in a drunken stupor, cannot main- school hip hop and top 40 tunes com- tain what the park ranger referred to bine to make you forget about the sub- the next morning as "a desirable level tle sounds of nature. The Surf Club, of noise." which is approximately a thirty-minute We awoke only to find out that we walk from the beach, features nightly were being evicted from our campsite. entertainment and drink specials every According to Detective Dick, "numer- day of the week. ous" complaints had been received So what’s left to do the morning about Lot 613. After he handed me a after a night of wiener roasting, beer pink slip outlining the details of our guzzling, and walking under a star lit eviction, I, being the smartass that I am, sky on the famous sands of the beach? decided to test the limits of my new- That would be hitting that throbbing found "friend" just a tad. hunger-satisfying spot. I told him that in filling out his within walking distance of the Dauphin spending a day in Grand Forks' retail This can be easily accomplished at form, he had neglected to insert a time River. marketplace isn't a frightening thing to Potenza’s, which is a five-minute drive in which the offence had been commit- If fishing is your game, you’ve do and doesn't resemble fighting the from the campground and is located in ted. Somewhat startled, he said that he found your new home. Fantastic wilderness, just imagine fighting off Grand Marais. And you don’t even had received at least 3 complaints from angling awaits you on the Dauphin bunches of shoppers as you grab the have to get up early - their famous the surrounding area about our site, River itself, with abundant Pickerel and last bargain on the Old Navy clearance ’hungry man’ breakfast special is on one at 11:30 pm, one at 12 am, and one Jackfish. And for the more adventur- rack. In my mind, I'm sure it's just like until 3:00 pm and offers enough food to at 4 am. Knowing we were screwed ous, a quick boat trip to the Warpath or shielding yourself from those pesky make you want to hit the sack again anyway, I calmly retorted that this was Mantago Rivers is sure to give you insects and protecting yourself from once you’ve cleaned the plate! simply not possible, since all of the some of the best fishing ever, in pristine the fierce wildlife found in most camp- campers from the surrounding area had environments. grounds. Grand Beach is sure to make for an been situated at our campsite at those For those not in pursuits of a One thing I can tell you about my enjoyable camping excursion that is times. He began to get visibly upset Master Angler award, there is also excursion full of eating, shopping, and fulfilled with exquisite beauty and and gave us an ultimatum: either vacate canoeing, hiking, and a boat-accessible singing to the radio is that for those of