This week Finance Minister Paul Martin THE MUSE announced the introduction of the two dollar coin IN BRIEF (affecti.dnately dubbed the "Doubloon" by The M~e staff). Unfortunately an unknown party calling themselves the ''True Leader" broke into the federal mint and tampered with the grand design placing their face onto the coin. AB the No thorn in his side: Paul Thornhill takes CSU Presi­ fi99! · perpetrators have not been caught, posters of the dency. For that and other face appearing on the coin have been posted election mayhem see across. around Campus. The tradition continues... Hans Rollmann skewers the student council in a CSU meeting that never was. For the CSU "Not's" see page 7.

The calm before the storm? Marcli 3, 1995 Memorial University of Newfoundland Volume 45, Number 19 See page 3 for an analysis of the pre-election speeches and \ llllil to the Chief... debate. Montreal student becomes Thornhill defeats Hynes a political pawn for a crime he may not have committed. Hynes said that he would the 2563 ballots were spoiled. also mentioned rumours that See page 3. By JASON BARTLETT stand by the students' deci­ uThe students of this uni­ student identification cards and DAVID COCHRANE sion and that his future plans versity by the very essence of were not being stamped in Don't tread on me: Gay ac­ 1410 to 1186 was the final may include getting involved the huge support that they the Science Building as they tivists inToronto charge they count as Paul Thornhill was with the Student Senate. gave to me has set the man­ should have been. are being discriminated elected president in this year's "Its going to be a long year date of the CSU for change Kevin Peters won the final against by police. See page 5 Council ofthe Students' Union ahead because there are a lot and that's exactly what they're executive seat ofVP Internal for full story. (CSU) elections. of people without council ex­ going to get." by acclamation at the close of He narrowly defeat.ed Darrell perience but we'lljust have to Carley said that he hoped nominations. Sunny Malaysia: A blend Hynes by a 224 vote margin in wait and see what happens." the new council would work Most candidates were of the old and new. For this a close race. There were 76 Steve Ennis was elected to in concert to bring the chang­ pleased with voter turnout week's travel feature see page ballots spoiled out of a total of the office ofVP Academic. He es that students want. but Ron Barter, ChiefReturn­ 14 (We hear they have no 2672. ing Officer (CRO), felt more snow there, but try not to be "I'm not really sure that it "I-~ thini the best presUlent for the CSU students should have become bitter about it). has sunk in yet," said htu been electell toniaht." involved in the electoral pro­ Thornhill. He went on to cite cess. - Stwe Ennis, VP .At:llllemic FJea ''The election went fairly This Cinderella story is just the newly handed down feder­ well. Some official complaints beginning: Both men and al budget as the most immedi­ have to be taken care ofafter­ women's Sea-Hawk basket­ ate concern for the council elect. received 1586 of the 2575 The race for VP External wards, these are always ball teams are prepared to Thornhill suggested that the votes while Sherry Avery got and Relations was not with­ looked into after the election pursue their own hoop dream old and new councils unite and 904. 85 ballots were spoiled. outsome controversy. Darrell is over. 2760 people voted, after clinchingplayoffberths. devise strategies to deal with Ennis said that the elections Budgell was the winner with there are over 12,000 full time See pages 12 and 13. the new block funding. ran well but, like Hynes, 805votes while Melissa Dawn and part time students here, ''Let's find out the particu­ raised concerns about slan­ Newhook was the runner up so approximately a quarter of Please note that next week's lars and see how the quotient der and attacks on candidate with 663. 2569 votes were cast the population voted. I would paper will be coming off the is being split and at that point credibility. He also said he with 95 spoiled. like to see 50 to 55 percent presses on Thursday. Be pre­ we will take a look at dealing hoped to represent the stu­ "It was a really close race." come out." pared! with provincial and federal dents because ''the universi­ said Budgell. "[The other can­ Barter also said that he government and find out where ty is there for them not the didates] did a good job in their didn't see any of the alleged to lay our priorities." administration." campaign and I hope to live l~jjj~j\jjj~j\j\Rllll1l1lj\ll1l~lj\jjjjjll slander that some candidates Hynes expressed disappoint­ Ennis, however, was not up to what I said." News••• Pages l, 3-5, 10-11 feel occurred during the cam- ment over his defeat and raised satisfied with all the election Jamie Baker, who came . Editorial••• Page 6 pa1gn. concern over the style of the results. third in the race with 649 CSU Not 's.•• Page 7 Shannon Mills, who was campaign.. ''It was a good night that I votes, plans to appeal the elec­ Opinion.•. Page 8-9 earlier denied his position as ''I thought I had a good track got elected but it was not a tion. A&E••• Pages 14 Part-Time representative on Sports... Page 15-17 record. I certainly wish the next great night because I don't "I didn't think it was a fair the CSU, had this t.o say about Comics... Page 6 council the best of luck. Unfor­ think the best president for election for the position I ran the presidential race. WHAPP.. Pages 18-19 tunately this election focused the CSU has been elected to­ for. I am definitely appealing "Mr. Hynes, welcome to the very much on my personal cred­ night. The man that has done the election." bleachers." PLEASE REUSE, ibility and slanderattacks than his job I don't feel is in office." Baker alleged that the REDUCE and BICYCLE it did on issues. I guess that's Mike Carley came out on grounds for the appeal was top in the race for VP Execu­ that he saw a campaign work­ For other election results this newspaper. dirty politics and I'll have to see page 5 under: live with it." tive. He got 1550 votes to Mike er for Darrell Budgell cover­ ''Brud" McCarthy's 927. 86 of ing his campaign posters. 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Newtoundland Telephone csu The VrnLL' ol (. ;cncrJt ions The MuSE March 3, 1995 3 NEWS Tough questions for tough times ... Student Council hopefuls answer students' questions son why we shouldn't be able has been mentioned and my VP External candidate By MICHAEL CONNORS ing on the issue in question. to help the program out." ears." Jamie Baker was then called Hynes was questioned The Thomson Student Cen­ Darrell Hynes, VP Academ­ When asked if he would to the podium when a stu­ again when a representative tre (TSC) gym was the venue ic, responded similarly. resign should he win the elec­ dent asked about his plan to of CHMR asked him what last Friday for candidates ''We're going to put money tion and any evidence of offset projected tuition in­ role he felt the CSU should running for the Council of into this thing, I don't see wrong doing be discovered creases by lowering the wag­ play in promotingethnic stu­ the Students' Union (CSU) why we wouldn't. Money ~nd afterward, Hynes was vague es of university staff. The dents. executive to get their mes­ promotion from the student wanted to Hynes responded that he sages out to the voters. CSU will certainly "I had a long talk with the [Chief know specifically felt ethnic students should About 80 students attend­ help." R.eturning Officer] about the mat­ which staffwould be have greater representation The first real test included in this wage ed the two hour session to ter. The Muse ran a story on it, and on council, perhaps even a listen to speeches and ask of the day came roll back. specific representative for questions of the Council when Hynes was I know my hair has been mentioned "Not support staff. ethnic concerns. hopefuls. Council Chair asked about the and my ears." -- Hynes. I was referring spe- The tirade of tough ques­ Darren Newton mediated the mystery posters de­ cifically t.o professors tions continued when event which began at about picting a faceless candidate on the matter but said that who earn $60,000 a year and Thornhill's dedication t.o the 1:15 p.m. which had appeared around he would consider it. more," said Baker. "I know university and to thejob_he Each ofthe candidates were campus two weeks prior to A few minutes later Hynes it's not th~ best answer, but was running for was ques­ permitted a brief speech at the campaign, violating elec­ was challenged again when why should the students pay tioned due to the fact that he the beginning after which tion rules. The student com­ a student asked him about their salaries?" had run for Deputy Chair of questions were accepted from mented that there was "a re­ the fair market value of the When asked how the uni­ the Canadian Federation of the audience. The first ques­ markable, almost uncanny banner posted in the TSC versity would attract good Students (CFS) last semes­ tion came from Collin Bark­ resemblance" to campaign food court which was believed professors with lower wages ter. A job that, had he won, er who asked the presiden­ posters that Hynes began to be exceed the budget can­ Baker said that he thought would have required him to tial candidates about how using after the start of the didates were allowed to allo­ "any good grad student move to Ontario to work for they would support the election. cate for campaign material. would be interested in com­ an organization in which the Walksafe program. ''I had a long talk with the Hynes responded that he ing here [to teach]." CSU is reconsidering its po­ ''No student should have to [Chief Returning Officer] . wasn't sure of the banner's The next issue raised was sition. walk home not feeling safe,'' about the matter,'' said fair market value but that the pay increase the CSU ''My term as VP Internal said VP Internal Paul Hynes. ''The Muse ran a sto­ someone made it for him at gave itself just a few weeks ends on April 1," said Thornhill. 'There's no rea- ry on it, and I know my hair his request for about $25. ago. Complaints were lodged Thornhill. ''I would not have by students about the gener­ taken office [as Deputy al handling of the situation, Chair] until May, so there as well as the fact that al­ would have been no conflict, though the meeting was open and I only lost by three votes. t.o the public, people sitting The benefits ofhaving some­ in the gallery were not al­ one from Memorial ina prom­ lowed to speak. inent position in CFS would ''I thought it should never have been enormous." have been done right before The session finally wrapped the election,'' said Thornhill. up at about 3:15 after which Newton added that to avoid candidates continued to an­ conflict ofinterest the execu­ swerstudents' questions one­ tive had abstained from vot- on-one. McGill student unjustly detained in Peru he is innocent," she added. By M.J MILLOY Jorge worked for Tamiani MONTREAL (CUP) -Ar­ Travel, a travel agency and rested for a crime he did not money courier service with commit, a McGill University offices in Peru's capital, graduate student is begin­ Lima, and Miami and Fort ning his sixth month in a Lauderdale. The company's Peruvian jail. owner, Jorge's father, was in Willy Jorge Passalacqua, a the UnitedStatesatthetime Canadian born in Peru, re­ of his son's arrest. He refus­ turned to the South Ameri­ es to return to Peru. can country last spring to 'This case is very, very po­ research his MA thesis and litical,'' said Sandra visit his fiancee. Pa55alacqua. ''My brother is When the company he was the small fish being used to working for was investigat­ catch the larger fish." ed for allegedly trafficking She claims that her broth­ cocaine, Passalacqua and er is not being released from several associates were tak­ jail because the Peruvian en to jail. authorities hope his incar­ ''My brother was ignorant ceration will force his father ofthe other operations of the to return to the country. business," said Sandra ''The president of Peru, Passalacqua, who returned Alberto Fujimori, is using to Peru to fight for her broth­ this case for his own political er's release. "The police re­ port on his case admits that Continued on page 4... 4 The MUSE March 3, 1996 NEWS Student detained in Peru •.. continued from page 3 Gaining her brother's re­ mon in Peru." lease is only one of Sandra Jorge's family in Montreal ends," said Sandra Passalacqua's worries. has been actively fightingfor Passalacqua. ''We are paying to keep my his release. Fujimori is currently run­ brother safe while he is in His stepfather, Carlos ningfor re-election on a strong jail," she said. ''We have had Rojas, has been making ''lawandorder''platform. This to hire two bodyguards for his Jorge's plight known through · case, along with the success­ safety." the media. Jorge's sister is ful capture of the leader of Jorge is being held at the circulating a petition calling -the nation's largest guerrilla Lurigancho Prison outside of for her brother's release. organization, the Shining Lima. Built in 1968, it was ''Each week we think he will Path, is being used to support designed for 1,800 prisoners; be coming out very soon,1 his campaign. it now holds more than 5,000. Sandra said. Passalacqua alleges that Amnesty International re­ Her brother's plight has Fujimori is pressuringjudges ported that the prison holds qeen an emotional and finan· Call to keep her brother in jail. seven prisoners in cells built cial strain on the family, now for an Although the police have ad­ for one, and that there is a which has had to borrow from Eye Examination mitted Jorge's innocence, un­ ''t.otal lackof~edicalsupplies friends and members of th der Peruvian law only a judge in the prison," as well as little Peruvian community t:o fi can release a prisoner from "water and poor food." The for Jorge's release. jail. International Committee of ''My brother always wan The Amnesty International the Red Cross is regularly to write a book about Pe human rights report on Peru denied permission to enter Now he'll have the chance, ' for 1994 states that Peru's the jail. Sandra noted. judiciary has become entan­ "The rules of that place are David Malaga, charg gled with politics. made inside, by the prison­ d'affaires at the Peruvia 918 TOPSAIL RD. EASTGATE PLAZA COWANS ST.JOHN'S ST. JOHN'S T.C.OPTICAL In April 1991, Fujimorisus­ ers," Sandra Passalacqua Embassy in Ottawa, said tha 3&4-3091 579-3088 CARBON EAR pended the constitution and said. Peru needs to have stringe 59e-0858 dismissed 13 Supreme Court In a police raid on the jail in drug laws because ofthe la PENINSULA MALL 107 LINCOLN RO. 61 ELIZABETH DRIVE judges and more than 130 1986, more than 50 prisoners drug trade in the country. MARYST OWN GRANO FALLS/ GANDER 27~1950 WINDSOR 256-4833 other members of the bench. were killed in the ensuing He said, "Peru is fighting 489 9531 The newly-appointed judges gunfight. Sandra problem that has roots in were largely made up of Passalacqua worries the po­ developed countries who bu friends and allies ofFujimori's lice may raid the prison again the cocaine." Because ofp party. before her brother can be re­ sure from many developme leased. and enforcement agenci Faced with a Canadian cit­ Peru has had to spend a lot izen in jail, the Department resources on drug enfo of Foreign Affairs has been ment. taking some constructive The Passalacquas have· steps. tie problem with Peru's d ''We have been in touch with laws. They only hope t the Peruvian authorities and Jorge's ordeal will soon we continue to monitor the over. case," said Jennifer Sloan of "He was in the wrong pla the department. at the wrong time," Roj Despite concerns over the wrote in a letter to McG' legality of Jorge's detention, administrative newslette Sloan said Canada cannot cir­ the McGill Reporter. cumvent the Peruvianjustice The night that employees system. Tamiani Travel were su ''We cannot ask them for moned to be questioned special treatment, nor would the police, Jorge was the o we," she said. She admitted, employee to go voluntarily though, that "detention with­ "He said, 'I'm not guilty out fonnal charge is an unfor­ anything, why should I tunate reality and not uncom- a way?"' explai~ed his sis The following positions will come up for re election for the 1995/96 year in early to mid March. Please inquire at The Muse office i T2001 or call 737-8919 for more informatio Please note that only voting members of Th Muse may run for these.positions: Tuesday, March 7, 1995 Managing Editor 1995/96 Copy Editor 1995/96 St. John's College Production Manager 1995/96 Sponsored by: Third Year Social Work Students News Editor 1995/96 Information _Sessions ••• Guest Speakers Refreshments ~the mus Celebrating 45 years at Memori The MUSE March 3, 1995 5 NEWS Gay, lesbian activists say they're targeted by police ian - a campaign t;o combat journalist who says he has Balmain said. ''We have not nipulated to expose their sex­ By HELEN SUK (CUP) child sexual exploitation. been harassed by the police for withdrawn any charges in . ual contacts and having their TORONTO - An activist "This is not a child pornogra­ his investigative reportingint;o court. Everything has been a private lives publicized. group is accusing Ontario po­ phy ring, and it's not even the the operation, says the media guilty plea." Most of the youth arrested lice ofusing Canadian sex and child pornography laws that is also respo~ible for grossly While admitting there no are actually young male hus­ child pornography laws to tar­ they [the police] are using,'' distorting the story. longer is a child pornography tlers, some of whom are sexu­ get gay men and youth in an said Brenda Costman, a cam­ "The selectivity ofwhat facts ring in London to investigate, allymature and choose to work insidious witch-hunt. paign support.er and a York are being reported about Balmain denies accusations of in the sex trade, the campaign The Repeal the Youth Por­ University law professor. Project Guardian is frighten- conducting a homophobic says. nography Law campaign is According t;o the witch-hunt. Ac­ The group is calling for the made up of gays, artists and group, only three The tendency to link homosexuality cordingto him, only repeal of the child pornogra­ two of those arrest­ phy law, which they say also workers in AIDS education and arrests out of 45 with pedophilia and HIV, and the as­ the sex trade. have led t;o charges ed have admitted attacks artistic freedom. The group argues that child relating to child sumption that gay youth have been sex­ being gay. They want t.o see Canada's pornography legislation is dan­ pornography. ually abused are widespread miscon­ "They keep beat­ laws on sex amended, particu­ gerously broad, opening the "[Most ofl the ceptions which need to be eradicated, ing this to death. larly section 159 of the Crimi­ We have never said nal Code, which sets the age of door t;o abuse by police. charges are all the -- Glenn Brown ofAIDS Action Now! Section 163. l of the Crimi­ same. They're anal there was an on-go- consent for anal int.ercourse nal Code makes it a criminal int.ercourse, paying ing child pornogra­ at18-eventhoughtheageof offence t;o produce, sell, or pos­ for sexual services from a mi­ ing,'' said Couture. 'There have phy ring. It started out as a consent for most sexual acts is sess the representation ofany­ nor, and sexual int.ervention,'' been cases in London where child pornography ring be­ 14. one under the age of 18 in a Costman said. very serious criminal charges cause we found57 pornograph­ Although section 159 is un­ sexual way unless it has an The group says that the ma­ have been withdrawn, and this ic tapes with kids on them, but der constitutional appeal, the artistic, educational, scientif­ jority of those arrest.ed by po­ fact was never reported, de­ it's grown way past that now," group insists that it is still ic, or medical purpose. lice in the investigation are spite the publicity around the said Balmain. being used to criminalize The law is so broad, the group minors offering sexual servic­ laying of charges." "We're not interested in young men who engage in con­ says, that it legally sanctions es or having anal intercourse But the officer in charge of who's gay. That'saloadofrub­ senting gay sex. the police t;o harass gay men below the consenting age of Project Guardian, superint.en­ bish, and I'm fed up with their Glenn Brown ofAIDS Action and youth under the guise of 18, or their adult clients. dent Jim Balmain of the Lon­ coming out with this bull," Now! says the police are doing police probes. Costman also says the name don Police Force, says this is Balmain said. nothing to alleviate sexual vi­ The group gives the example and mandate of the investiga­ untrue and the campaign is He says several organiza­ olence and pedophilia. of Operation Scoop, which be­ tion was altered in order to giving false or misleading in­ tions, including the Children's "Both of these initiatives gan in 1993 as a mass investi­ maintaincredibility, while the formation. Aid Society, have examined harm theverypeoplethatthey gation int;o a !Andonchild por­ thrust ofthe investigation had ''There's a lot ofmisinforma­ ProjectGuardianandsaid that were presumed to protect,'' nography ring. not changed. tion beingputout by a veryfew it is not anti-gay. said Brown. ''We don't. spend Itevolvedint.o Project Guard- Joseph Couture, a freelance people in the gay community,'' ''What's theirpoint? That we any energy on trying to get should just ignore the rest of youth the empowerment to the Criminal Code? There's actually take control of their only one criteria to become own sexual health." involved in Project Guardian, The tendency to link homo­ To a VCR Near You. and that is you must break the sexuality with pedophilia and law. We're not making these HIV, and the assumption that laws up as we go along,'' said gay youth have been sexually Balmain. abused are widespread mis­ But the campaign says the conceptions which need to be The WINTER CARNIVAL youth arrested have been ha­ eradicat.ed, said Brown. Lip Sync Tape rassed by being forced or ma- Your new CSU

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Editors inChief: This is tny ~ouse, too Seamus Heffernan Duleepa Wijayawardhana "So, how's Mike doing at school?" The following is true: "Ah, okay. I mean, it's hard, beingin Quebec. Rent's about $800 ''Hi, welcome t.o McDo-" Production Manager: a week... he doesn't speak French... 'course, I lost my job, so I "Seamus is single again." Scott Hutchens don't know how we're supporting him anymore." "What?" ''Ha!"my father bellows, turning from the tragedy his friend is "My son. And he's talking about not gpingto journalism school, News Editor: recounting and levelling his sights on me. "See how good you if you can believe that. I tell him, 'This is what you always Lorie Keating have it?" wanted.' But you know, at that age-" It's a common put-down parents love t.o use. As soon as their [Pause]"Lady,didyou wanttoordersomethingtoeatorwhat?" CUP Editor: once-adored children reach about 18, they begin the Countdown 3) A son or daughter is the ultimate excuse. Have you ever been Hans Rollmann t.o Convocation if you are still living at home. They want you on the phone, and would chew your arm off rather than continue gone, and sometimes they are not even subtle about it. (I was 16 the conversation? Well, my father has. Repeatedly. Rather than Entertainment Editor. Mireille Sampson when I finally realized this mystical "den" my father kept lose a limb, my name (you know, the free-lowier) becomes his mentioning would be my room as soon as I disappeared.) conversational escape hatch. Sports Editor: It becomes easy t.o feel guilty about it, and as an argumentative "Golf? Love to, but my son is having open-heart surgery that Lynn Thomas tactic, it is hard t.o defend against. (''You'll do it and like it, or day, and I'm pretty sure he's going t.o need a ride home." you're out on the streets, young man!'~ However, I think my And finally, 4). Neither Oxfam or UNICEF or the United SWGC Correspondent: father and countless other smug shelter-providers are missing Nations or any other do-gooder organization have ever, t.o my Brian Scott the benefits they reap from having a kid at home. knowledge, imposed sanctions on my or any other household, Therefore, for the benefit of MUN students who still live at despite some parents repeated use ofslave labour. I expected to Letters Editor: home, I present several arguments that will make you feel more see Sally Struthers at my house when I was 13: "For less than the Kelly Batstone deserving of the riches of home-life (food, shelter, cable televi­ price of a cup of a coffee a day, you can help. This young sion) while teaching your folks t.o appreciate what they have. In suburbanite has mowed the lawn, washed the car and helped Graphics Editor: other words, everyone wins. pave a driveway, all the while suffering through the neon Jason McCarthy 1) Kids make handy Designated Drivers. Dad's at a party, hormonal freight-train of puberty. Feel his pain. Call now for Photo Editor: someone slapped a scratchy copy of "Danny Boy'' on or some more information and a phot.o ..." Remind your folks of this Beth Gibson other classic song attached t.o your ancestral line, he's had a Rwandan treatment next time your neglecting t.o put gas in the few... you step in and take the keys. And just think about the car becomes a dinner table issue. WHAPP Editor: hard time Mom gave you about learning t.o drive. So, rest easy: You are indeed earningyour keep. However,just Kyna O'Neill 2) A child is a living coffee-table book. Your every deed, from t.o besure,youmaywant t.o help out with thedishes tonight... but birth (which, admittedly, you really had nothing to do with) to if I were you, I'd hold out to be the drier. Electronic Muse: first step, t.o school, to whatever... all are recounted to friends Robert Moeser and neighbours and hell, ifyou're my mom, complete strangers. Seamus Hans Rollmann Scott Hutchens C H A 0 S by Brian Shuster LE TIERS ADVERTISING: If 80% needed their cards LOCAL: In defense of checked, why were they not Jim Murphy 737 -7633 Services checked? It would only have FAX: 737-4743 Nova taken a second. AD LAYOUT: Dear Editor, navy 5.lfthe guys and GIRLS Greg Thomas I am writing a letter in re­ seem t.o get special treatment, sponse to a letter called "An­ Phil McCausland maybe it is because we are Eddie Thomas other Nova Service Complaint" polite to people who get very abouttheNavy'srelationswith little of this in a day. What NATIONAL: the staff at the dinning hall. goes around always comes Campus Plus Under their law (QR and O's), around. 73 Richmond St. W. no one in the Armed Forces is ·In closing I would like to say 4th Floor, allowed to respond to the let­ that the food is no worse here Toronto, Ontario M5H 1Z4 ter, but a PR officer can. So I, then any other mess hall I Joe Bloggens, am taking up have eaten in. There is plenty The Muee ie the official etudent newepaper of Memorial Univereity of the case. t.o choose from; if there isn't I have been here at MUN for Newfoundland. 'llie MU8e ie a member of anything you can handle, the Canadian Univereity Preee (CUP). 'The three long terms and have spend a little of Thrusday's MU8e we eetabliehed in 1950 and is the heard the complaint common Breezeway money and get euooeiseor to The Memorial 'limee (Eel to every University from take-out. 1936). Acadia to Simon Fraiser: ''The The MU8e reeervee the right to edit copy food here bites!". I remained With Regards, for length, grammatical errors, and material which ia unfairly diecriminatory quiet until the poor Navy guys Joe Bloggens "Hey, look at their flag!" and girls (yes, there are some or whim oontravenee Canadian Libel Lawa. Opinione expreeeed in the Muee are not across the street serving t.oo) Poll Sign-Up neoeeearily thoee of the entire etaff, the got dragged int.o this evil mess. StqtrWr#ers; Art/Photo CSU, or the.Administration of Memorial Now Ive come up with a few Sucks! YuanyeeLew ContributioR§i University. pionts t.o remember the next M.JMolloy Barnett Massey Material within ia Copyright The Mu Jason Rice time a meal is not the best: Dear Editor, VoxDehafoc and it.a Contributore, 1995. Permiesioni 1. NO it is not Mom's, Dad's given for any member CUP paper to I'm writing concerning the Michael Connora Prodru;tlan or anyone else's cooking from sign-up procedure for poll cap­ Robert Pafford reproduce and alter material for Agytqnta; publication, eo longe the original intenti home. You are here, they are Jason Bartlett Chris Eustace tains for the 1995 CSU elec­ not altered. CHAOS Comim ie Copyrigfil David Cochrane Barnett Musey not. tions. Students were told that Brian Sht18ter, it may not be reproduced 2. The staffcooks for several ifthey were interested in serv­ John "The Hit Man" Boggan Bntertq#nmmt Donna Wong without prior permiaeion of Brian Shwiter. thousand a day. Mass-pro­ ing as poll captains or ballot Wrltm; Michael Connora Lett.ens to the Editor may be forward• duced food is not bad at best counters,sign-upsheets would Craig Welsh ChriaHayea to Box AUS, Memorial University i and gross at worst. Mom did be posted in the CSU office The KMut.er Jason Rice NewfoundlandA1C5S7,ortheMuseo8im Mildred Pierce Dana Murphy T2001, Thomeon Student Centn. not have to cook for several startingWednesday, February Kathleen Lippa thousand so don't expect 22. Robert Pafford Submiaeione by Electronic Mail can be RobPingle Andrea Bubenik eent to [email protected]. Youcu Mom's food here. I was one ofthose interested Jason Bartlett reach the etaff' at (709) 737 8919 or F 3. These people are not all students, but when the CSU David Cochrane (709) 737 4743. All letters and What chefs; don't hold your breath doors were opened at 9:00 a.m. Happening Pereonale muet bear waiting for a chefs cooking. l1su. eignature of the author for it to Continued on page B... CONTRIBUTORS Duleepa Wijayawardhana publiahed. 4. Rules are rules, Blackball. Jason Bartlett The MUSE March 3, 1995 7 CSUNOT'S Comrades! the cutting of transfur pay­ Paul, driven beyond his lim­ This week's meeting of the ments would adversely affect it, then stood. Letting out a CSU came to order promptly the fur industry, and if so, French battle cry, he pressed at 5:33. 75 pm, with Darren in what the impact would be on a button in front of his desk, the chair. Before beginning student aid. Nobody seemed and the council chamberdoors the meeting, Jill Power thor­ to know, but in a big speech, burst open. Several dozen oughly chastised those coun­ Paul Thornhill promised he stormtroopers in white cillors running in the CSU and his StudentActionCoali­ armour poured in, levelling elections. Apparently, a blimp tion would look into it. laser blasters at the bewil­ had been seen flying over­ Next up, Zaki had a ques­ dered councillors. Paul ran a head, with the words 'True tion for Debbie Carewconcern­ comb through his hair and AIJIJ 'I1lll~1\SlJlll~IlS Leader" flashing in bright ing Winter Carnival. Yvonne leapt atop the table. neon. She pointed out to who­ began to reply, until it was ''This council has been a ever was responsible, such ad­ pointed out, much to her sur­ laughing stock long enough!" for vertising exceeded campaign prise, that she was not Debbie. he exclaimed. ''Now me and regulations for expenditures. She tried to dispute the point, my Student Action Coalition As the fog had obscured ev­ but Paul, in a big speech, con­ are taking over! You thought erything but the hair and ears vinced her not to press the you were funding us to fight Clubs & Societies painted on the blimp, it was issue. Miguel, bored, pulled out for social reform, and here is impossible to determine who his la pt.op computer and idly where we'll begin! Me and my was responsible, and so the began hacking int.o the MUN Thorn-troopers will reform If you were recently Ratified meeting began, with Paul Registration System. this council, and then this Thornhill extending his el­ Upset at discovering that country, until things are run by the CSU. bow repeatedly in Darrell she and Debbie were sepa­ the way they should be, like in Cheques will be available Hynes' direction. rate entities, Yvonne direct­ my beloved France! Nowyou'll With nothingof importance in ed her next tirade at Paul. ALL have to listen to me speak, oommunications or reports, and She wanted to know why the for as long as I want!" Friday afternoon, February 24 oouncillors itchingto be offto the residences, all together, re­ With this, he began another Breemwayfortheirpre-election ceived more money in grants speech, which lasted several Any problems or questions contact: bash,oouncilmovedstraightinto than Burton's Pond. She fig­ hours. By 8:03, Steve and Zaki question period. ured that since Burton's Pond lay dead, unable t.o stand be­ First up was Mike Carley, was twice as far from campus ing forced to listen to him, Paul Thornhill, V.P. Internal CSU who just wanted to apologize as Residence, it deserved at and several more councillors Ph: 737-7633 in advance for anything he least twice as much money. lay fainting in their chairs. might say during the meeting In a big speech, Paul tried to Darren pleaded for Paul to that would offend Zaki. This reply, but Darren declared have mercy and end his taken care of, Jamie Baker him out of order. In a big speech, but the Thom-troop­ had a question concerning the speech, Paul objected, but ers shot him down merciless­ federal budget, wondering if Darren threatened t.o cut off ly, and Paul continued on. his tongue. On a roll now, Miguel, his computer on his Yvonne was also upset that lap, typed in a few words residence had their own cafe­ quickly and stealthily, and teria that they could reach then expired. But his mes­ JT. PADDY'S WEEKEND through the tunnels, and de­ sage, transmitted in seconds manded that Council look into over the Internet, had had its ••atthe +• opening up a McDonald's out­ effect. Within ten minutes, let in Burton's Pond. Darren Shannon Mills, followed by a PARTY DOME produced a knife, and Paul quickly assembled force of remained silent. part-time students, stormed As Melissa idly picked her the room. A pitched battle nose and Miguel raised his ensued. The Thorn-troopers, • Connemor~ grades by.a few percentages, unable to determine the most a vehement Shannon Mills politically correct course of entered the council chambers, action, were no match for the Celtic Connection triumphantly waving a con­ defiant part-timers, and, re­ stitution in his hand. Curi­ alizing their political careers ous, Darren allowed him to were in jeopardy, laid down •fine Crowd• speak, and Shannon pointed their arms. Paul, his hands out that according to records, outstretched, began a ·big the CSU had forgotten to rat­ speech beggingformercy, but ify i~ constitution when it Shannon opened fire, yelling Manchester Run was first founded. Therefore, that MUN would finally rec­ the entire council was out of ognize the true worth ofpart­ order, and in that case he time students. Riddled with • • •Biscui,.. • • didn't see any reason why he holes, the leader of the coup shouldn't be allowed to run fell to the ground. As report­ - k w&V.oeeJa)! for part-time student repre­ ers and journalists rushed ..... Pa~r~ch Strand and Watson s sentative. Darrensilentlysig­ into the chamber, Darrell """' danczn m t e • nalled with his hand, and two Hynes stepped atop Paul's Start the festivities on Thursday Night and continue menacing Breezeway bounc­ body just in time for the cam­ ers appeared out of the shad­ eras, and council unanimous­ the party on Friday from 5:30pm to close and ows, quickly removing Shan­ ly ratified Shannon Mills as Saturday from 3pm to close in Sherlock's Pub. non from the chamber. part-time rep, with a round of With this taken care of, applause for the unrecognized Darren announced that Ques­ struggle and commitment of tion Period was over, but in a part-time students - the true big speech, Paul objected, heroes here at MUN. claiming that he still had a question to ask. Darren, (Sorry, there was no quickly losing his patience, meeting this week, so we growled to Paul to shut up made one up Instead. Or once and for all. did we ... ?) 8 The MUSE March 3, 1995 OPINION Bite the bullet: Heavier gun contr.ol a must?

By JAY HARVEY the pistols used by our Olym­ your storage, police may pic Women's Pistol team. seize your property. There has been heated de­ The law would also allow This is what the federal bate and strong rhetoric in cabinet to ban hunting and justice minister wants: to the media lately about the target-shooting rifies and pull policemen off the proposed gun control bill in­ shotguns. You can keep a streets to do more paper· troduced on February 13. banned firearm, butyou can­ work, and to add to the na· Minister of Justice Alan not sell it, leave it in your tional debt; the right to de· Rock has claimed support will, or take it from your cide what you or I cannot for his bill, but he has never house without the permis­ own and what sports and told the public what it is sion of police. Privat.e prop­ pastimes we partake of; the supporting. erty worth thousands ofdol­ right to est.ablish Gestapo­ All that most of us know lars becomes worthless. type files on millions oflaw­ about is universal firearms We would also see new abidingcitirens; and the right registration; every rifle, powers for the police. Mr. to devalue or seize personal shotgun, airgun, or cross­ Rock wants to authorize property. This erosion of our bow, all 20 million of them, police to open files to track rights should scare us all. must be accounted for at a gun owners through their Canada has no gun prob· cost of between $500 mil­ organizations, such as rod lem. Mr. Rock can not give lion and $3 billion. This cost and gun clubs, wildlife fed­ you st.atistics to show that will be covered by the tax­ erations, the MUN Air Rifle we do. We have 6-7 million payer, gun owner and non­ Team, etc. No more Free­ gun owners in Canada who gun owner alike. Unlike dom of Association. Police are law-abidingcitizens. We automobiles, if you fail to would be permitted to enter have good gun control now. register your gun, it is a your home at any time to Nowhere in the world has criminal offense. ensuretheproperstorageof tighter gun control been Some people knowthatoer­ your firearms behind two shown to reduce crime. We tain firearms will be prohib­ locks, but your front door need crime control, not gun ited. Right now, that means doesn't count as one. You control. a list of semi-automatic ri­ would also be required to Please, don't let our gov­ fles and pistols, including give reasons for owning fire­ ernment waste time and arms. If your reasons are money on a futile gesture. not valid -- for example, if Contact your MPs and tell you use the firearms to hunt them to vote no on this bill. but didn't get a license. or ammunition this year -- or if ~ 11.vey Is not a big fan ofthe they aren't satisfied with mlnlldly ofjuslk:e right now.) ,~~~~ ~~·~~>W Course Problems, Appeals, Drop & Add; etc. NEW AT PLAZA BOWL! ~ ~

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KEEP FIT, BOWL A BIT Open 7 days a week ROPEWALK LANE or drop by the CSU offices - TSC Ca// 579-7339 The MUSE March 3, 1995 9 OPINION Reader to the editor: It's the virus, .stupid ''high-risk" group, the num­ Again, 99% is destroyed, but this statement is, and to the ing that by protecting and By HAS/NI REDDY ber only climbs to 71 %. 90% a small amount is present as millions of people with AIDS educatingyourself--NOT by I am one of a group of med­ may be achieved if Aspirin a resistant mutant. This cy­ worldwide, some of whom living in your bubble --AIDS ical students who has just takers form part of the drug­ cle repeats itselfcontinuous­ have suffered from ignorance will not happen to you or the completed research on HIV using sector. Worldwide, the ly, and each time the im­ just like yours. Youendyour readers who believe in you. testing of pregnant women proportion of heterosexual mune system is worn down a editorial by saying "it won't in Newfoundland.Along with transmission -- the very het­ little. In the initial stages, be that virus [HIV] which (Has/nl Reddy Is a medical this research, I have done a erosexual "explosion" you then, a patient is able to fight sends me to my grave." I sin­ student at Memorial.) lot of reading on this topic deny -- is increasing more infection and is merely HIV cerely hope that you are say- and I am writing to clarify and more rapidly. Anyone positive. After many repeti­ some statements made in who has received blood prod­ tions of this cycle, the im­ Opinion Policy your February 3 editorial. ucts, breast milk, or has had mune system is irreparably First, Dr. Duesberg uses sexAT ALL is AT RISK The damaged and susceptible to Letters to the Editor and Opinion pieces 4000 dying AIDS patients concept of''high-risk catego­ common infections-full­ are always welcomed by The Muse. who do not presently have ry" is outdated and gives peo­ blown AIDS develops. This Letters and · Opinion pieces· can be HIV to claim that "AIDS has ple a false sense of security. research suggest.s that AIDS nothing _to do with HIV." Next, AZT may be ''bottled can best be treated with a dropped at The Muse office (T2001 in the Even if these patients have death" to you, but it delays wide array of drugs to boost TSC) . . AIDS and not some other the onset of certain death by immune responses to all They can also be sent to The Muse at Box immunodeficiency disorder, AIDS as well as reducing the mutations. All8, Memorial University, AlC 587, this statistic makes up only risk of AIDS transmission I'd like to add that most 0.03% of AIDS cases and is from pregnant women to the vocal demands for premature through fax to (709) 737-4347, or through not in any way conclusive. fetus from one in three to as AZT release come not from e-mail to [email protected]. His assumption that ''no-test little as one in twenty (New money-hungryscientist.s, but Letters and Opinion pieces will be edit­ AIDS cases" might not have England Journal of Medi­ from AIDS patient.s who have had HIV is unscientific and cine, Feb. 1995.). So yes, we no time to wait. It's very im­ ed if needed for grammar, length and can't be considered proof of have saved people with "con­ portant to raise awareness of legal content. Maximum accepted length anything. ventional science" -- people issues like AIDS, but it's far is 250 words for letters, and 500-750 words The statement that "over who were, thanks to AZT, more important to ensure 90% of all AIDS cases are born as healthy babies. that you and your readers for Opinion pieces. still confined to the original As well, a recent Time arti­ are well and accurately in­ If you have any questions, please con­ risk groups" is totally erro­ cle details findings pinpoint­ formed. You say "AIDS and tact Kelly Batstone, Letters/Opinion Edi­ neous. The most recent New­ ing the mechanism by which the death it brings will not foundland Department of HIV slowly leads to AIDS. stem from a single act ofvag­ tor at (709) 737-8919. Health statistics ehow only Theee results indicate that inal intercourse." I would like (All articles MUST be signed with the 51% ofall HIV cases in New­ when HIV infects a pel"80n, to hear you say that to the 37 writer's real name BUT you may use a foundland contracted the vi­ over 99% ofthe virus is killed people in this province who pseudonym.) · rus by homosexual contact. offby the immune system. A know all too well how false Even if receivers of blood small fraction mutates into a products and needle-drug resistant. form which invokes users are featured in the a new immune response. I J lJ A Summer Course at McGill University Montreal, Canada Why Not! We welcome visiting students Increase your options Lighten your course load Enrich your program Discover Quebec and "la francophonie" Experience multicultural Montreal Enjoy the summer festivals

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. Barnes 60 pts . Blackall 54 pts l. Squires 41 pts 12 The MUSE March 3, 1995 The Muse presents the SPORTS Arts and Expressions Special Sea-Hawks clinch playoff berth into Sunday's game in which As we begin to look forward to the spring season, images of By VOX DEHAFOC the Sea-Hawks lost 82-77. A sprightly nymphs enter our every waking thought. So why In a season of firsts, there combination of coming out not write these thoughts down, or draw them? Now is your were two more achieved by flat and superior shooting by chance, since The Muse will be releasing its winter version of the Men's Basketball team UPEI gave the Panthers a the Arts and Expressions Special. this weekend: They beat 48-38 lead at half-time. But UPEI at home and, more Memorial valiantly came What's in it? Anything and everything imaginative: poetry, importantly, clinched a play­ back from the ten point defi­ artwork, short stories, photos, and, well, an'fthing off spot. cit with very aggressive de­ fence. Glen Robinson was that you think is interesting. On Saturday night the Sea­ Hawks beat the Panthers by held to just seventeen points by Glen "Lumpy'' Squires and Please don't miss it. This is a frantic call to get all budding a score of 93-89. In the first half neither team could take out. Marc ''Camel" Woods. MUN poets and artists. This is your chance to get published. a commanding lead and it So once again the Sea­ could not hit the key shots to was tied 43-43 at the half. Hawks preceded to win in a put them over the hump Drop off all submissions in T2001 or send them by mail to The second half was much dramatic fashion. Coach Tay­ though, and eventually they Box All8, MUN, AlC 5S7. You can also e-mail the same with each team lor was happy with the win succumbed to the three point submissions to [email protected]. trading baskets. Then Me­ but not totally satisfied. ''We barrage of the Panthers. morial broke it open with a played well but we could have ''We didn't have the right If you have any queries please contact the Arts and few minutes to play and led played betterdefence against frame of mind coming into Expressions Design Team: Robert Pafford, Dana Murphy, by as much as ten. Curtis Robinson who scored the game and UPEI shot the Beth Gibson and ?dichacl Connors at 737-8919. But it was not over yet, for 32 points." ball extremely well (10for15 In effort to preserve what is left of our sanity, please writc all UPEI mounted its own come­ The Player of the Game from the arc) while we didn't submissions legibly or preferably as WordPerfect 5 .1 files. back with some clutch three was fifth year senior Mike get enough shots (54). We point shooting. The lead was Woods who had twenty-six need at least sixty to have a down to four with just thirty points while Devereaux hit a chance ofwinning", said Tay­ seconds on the clock when multitude of threes for sev­ lor after the game. one of the Panthers' guards enteen points. All was not bad on Sunday took the ball to the hoop. This was Mike's last home though because St. FX de­ Luckily for Memorial Shane games of his career as a Me­ feated UNB in other Atlantic Harte was once again at the morial Sea-Hawk so the University Athletic Associa­ right place at the right time Physical Education Depart­ tion (AUAA) action to guar­ and drew the offensive foul. ment, headed by Dr. Bill antee MUN a playoff berth. Harte hit one ofhis foul shots Redden, and the Men's Bas­ This had been the team's goal and UPEI came down and ketball Booster Club present­ since the pre-season and hav­ drained a three pointer to ed Mike with a small t.oken of ing reached it with two games cut the lead to three. appreciationalongwith a few still left in the season takes a MUN had the ball with less very flattering words at the lot ofpressure offthe players than 15 seconds t.o go so UPEI beginning of the game. Mike who go to UNB this week­ had to either foul or get a then made his own special end. steal. They could not steal so presentation to his mother, MUN is presently in fifth · they fouled John Devereaux. presenting her with a bou­ place with a 9-9 record -- two Devereaux hit the first but · quet offlowers and a big hug points behind the UCCB Ca­ missed the second. Mike while the crowd of nine hun­ pers. Next week: the com­ Woods was there, though, to dred stood applauding. plete playoff picture and an Deadline: Spm .March 16th. 1995 tip the rebound back to Unfortunately, this mood update on theoutcomeofthis Devereaux who ran the clock ofeuphoria did not carryover weekend's events.

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Prof~ional The MUSE March 3, 1995 13 SPORTS Sea-Hawks clinch playoff spot MUN wrestles at CIAU MUN ran into some trouble guard. However, turnovers By JASON RICE late in the game as Judy killed any chance of a MUN Championships The Memorial University Byrne left the game with a comeback as UPEI won 75- Sea-Hawks women's basket­ sprained thumb. Despite 5 7. Michelle Healey was ball team clinched their first this, MUN racked up their named the Sea-Hawk Player ever playoff spot against the ninth consecutive win at of the Game. University ofPrince Edward home as well as the playoff Overall, MUN coach Doug Island (UPEI) Panthers in spot with a 73-.54 win. Judy Partridge was pleased with Atlantic University Athletic Byrne was named the Sea­ the effort. 'The team played Association (AUAA) action Hawks Player of the Game. very disciplined and focused, last weekend at the MUN With the playoff spot al­ despite the letdown at the Gym. ready locked up, Judy Byrne start of the second half on On Saturday night, the is rested in Sunday's game Sunday." When asked about game was preceded by a pre­ and Tara Bulgin was insert­ the injury to Judy Byrne, he sentation to senior co-cap­ ed into the lineup. This hurt said that "Judy can go body tains Angela Torraville and the Sea-Hawks inside game to body with anyone. With­ Judy Byrne on the occasion and UPEI took full advan­ out her they wore us down. of the last home games of tage. They held a 35-27 lead She will play next weekend." their careers. at half-time. The Sea-Hawks finished The Panthers offence, The second half started the season with a 12-8 record. working mostly with speed badlyfor MUN as they turned They now advance to the and outside shooting, gave · the ball over a couple oftimes AUAA Championships next the Sea-Hawks trouble ear­ and the Panthers scored 22 weekend at Dalhousie in ly. However, the balanced unanswered points. This Halifax. They will not know Upcoming Events Sea-Hawks offence came pretty much put the game who they face until after back to give MUN the early outofreach. The Sea-Hawks Saint Francis Xavier (SFX.) lead. This got the Panthers mounted a brief comeback, faces Acadia on Wednesday. Saturday, Mar. 4 - Sunday, Mar. 5: coach on her feet and argu­ highlighted by Lori Squires' A SFX win means that MUN ing with the referees. The two three-pointers and An­ will play Dalhousie, while a Women~ Basketbal,l: half ended with the Sea­ gela Torraville scoring off a SFX loss means that MUN AUAA CHAMPIONSHIPS Hawks holding a 41-29 lead. missed free throw that has a rematch with UPEI. The second half saw both caught the Panthers off teams starting to play sloppy Saturday, Mar. 4: basketball. Turnovers and How would you like to be co-edi­ fouls become more evident tor of our sports section? Due to an Men~ Basketbal,l: than baskets. The Panthers MUN@UNB recovered first and began to increased workload, our current apply some full-court pres­ Fredericton sure on MUN. The Sea­ sports editor is looking for some­ Hawks responded to the pres­ one to split the duties with. If sure and go on a 13-9 run to Sunday, Mar. 5: extend their lead to 56-38 you'd like more details, drop by Men~ Basketbal,l: with 12 minutes left. The Muse (T2001) and talk to our They continued to build on MUN@UNB · the lead which allowed coach Managing, Copy, and/or Sports Fredericton Doug Partridge to bring rook­ ie Lori Squires offthe bench. editors.

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Above: A blend of the old and new between 30-story skyscrap­ Trishaw in front of By YUANYEE LEW sius all year round (yes, no Mas/id Kap/tan Keling, winter, no snow). ers, but this is getting to bea Penang Yes, when we say sunny, Aside from the weather, rare sighting. we mean sunny. Like any Malaysia is a great place to Malaysians are "one kind Above Right: other countries in South East visit. There are white sandy of people one-lah," as they Kek Lok Si temple, Air Asia, Malaysia has its share beaches, snazzy nightspots, would describe themselves of the sun with a tempera­ cheap shopping places, wild in ''Manglish," the form of /tam ture ofabout 32 degrees Cel- jungles etc. Yikes, I sound language spoken by some of like a holiday brochure! the young people. Be pre­ One thing you'll miss after pared for very fast English visiting Malaysia is the food. spoken with a lot ofinterject­ The people of Malaysia are ed "lab's." ••TRAVEL CUTS made up ofthree major races It is a multicultural society and the food is a blend of with many festivals through­ tw,fll GOING YOUR WAY! Malay, Indian and Chinese. out the year. Ifyou are lucky You can get ready made food enough to have a friend to anywhere and anytime and show you around, festival St. John's to Halifax don't forget the nocturnal time in Malaysia is great. visits to the nearest open air Open houses, where guests food centres. (Sigh). are free to entera host's home one way ...... $89 .oo Malaysia is a country with and feast on many delica­ 00 new and old things with big cies, are common. Guests do return ...... ~ ...... $179 · cities and scenic villages. In not need to be invited, but of Kuala Lumpur (the capital) course guests have to be at called the Garden City you least acquaintances of the • travel on Canada 3000 · can find trees and bushes host. everywhere. Even the main Malaysia has a lot to offer • flights operate on Tuesday and Thursday roads in the city centre have to tourists, whether you wish • prices subject to departure tax and GST been made in such a way to to shop or scuba dive or just accommodate a strip about 5 absorb the local culture. A • travel to be completed by May 2, 1995 feet wide in between two small article like this cannot lanes for plants. Parks can say it all. And yes, I am going FOR RESERVATIONS CONTACT be found in the outskirts. there this summer. Maybe My favourite is the walk-in I'll see you there... 737-7926 bird sanctuary in Lake Gar­ Main floor of the TSC dens. Here you can mingle (Yuanyee Lew I• a native of with our feathered friends. llalay•lll and the Pre•ldent of ************************************************************** In the city, you can find small the International Student wooden huts sandwiched Centre.) Student Spend next If you've recently been Work summer somewhere interesting and working would like to write a Travel ·Abroad overseas! feature about it, come talk Programme to one of our editors ENTERTAINMENT --- IN BRIEF .. . 5$ " ~~ :-•. $ Prodigies on display: Young musical talent strut their stuff and we were there. See page 15 for an update on the Kiwanis Music Festival.

The Chick And The Dead: Sharon's new western sinks like a Stone. For a less than impressed review see page 16.

Stop. Go to your record store. Buy this album. Kill if you must. For this and other advice see page 17.

Whale ofa tale: MUN Sun­ day Cinema presents Whal,e Music; a proud Canadian The MUSE March 3, 1995 The Arts and Entertainment Section Page 15 production. See Mildred's typical blessing across. A big blowhole of a tale: Whale Music Wanna write entertain­ ment pieces? You can review :1:Jj:-j1:1:1:1:1:lj!ll:1:1:1:ljl:!:~:l:l:ljjjj1::l:!\!1l:!:::1:1:111:11::1:1:::!:l:!:i:l:::: award-winning Big Actor movies, books, tapes, CD's who in Whale Music turns Whale Music and shows. How about com­ in the performance of his MUN Sunday Cinema ing by The Muse and see career as Desmond Howl. Avalon Mall what you can do. Contact Adapted from Paul Mireille Sampson, Enter­ Quarrington's terrific nov­ tainment Editor in T2001, or el, this movie is shot in lush By MILDRED PIERCE call 737-8919. You can also Vancouver, and features e-mail The Muse at What's big, enigmatic, and Chaykin as a genius misfit [email protected]. graceful, and blow-holes wa­ who once stood solidly be­ Get involved! See your name ter every 70? Except for the hind the world-famous pop in print! last part -- and we're not group, "The Howl Brothers." sure about that -- the an­ Now a bearded misan­ swer is Maury Chaykin, thrope, Desmond lives sloth­ fully on drugs and donuts, and is obsessively consumed The following positions will come up for with composing his magnum opus, ''The Whale Music," re-election for the 1995/96 on March 8, intended for the musical a p­ 1995 .. Please inquire at The Muse office in preciation of the great ele­ T2001 or call 737-8919 for more gant mammals themselves. Sort of like Brian Wilson of information. Please note that only voting the Beach Boys without the members of The Muse may run for these genius and the whales and the Vancouver setting. creatures, one a beached accompaniment to the cre­ positions: Into Desmond's life a lot of musician, the other a way­ ative inner life of Desmond nagging people fall, like his ward gamin. Beautyand the Howl. ex-wife, Fay (Jennifer Dale), whale-guy, something like Filmed at Lookout Point, Managing Editor 1995/96 and Kenneth (Kenneth that. a breathtakingly beautiful Copy Editor 1995/96 Welsh) the greedy record Now, all moral fables bit ofB.C. coastline, Whale Production Manager 1995/96 producer. But Desmond's aside, the best reason to see Music also messes up a life is changed forever one Whale Music is to hear 1909 stately mansion in News Editor 1995/96 day by the sudden appear­ whale music... that is the Vancouver for Desmond's ance of Claire, an odd, kind music ofthe Rheostatics, the deteriorating home. Thor­ of waif-like match for a guy hugely successful group oughly local in production To become a voting member of The Muse you with a head the size of whose progressive rock 'n and Canadian in content, Nanaimo. Claire (Cyndy must have contributed to at least four issues in one roll scores the movie like a the movie is proof of how Preston) is a street kid, too blast oforchestral technolo­ accomplished the industry semester and once in the first four issues of any wise and experienced for her gy. The music is so impor­ can be when it plays the semester thereafter, as well as being a MUN age, but humanizing, ten­ tant to the movie because right music. Richard Lewis student. You must also have attended one staff der,. and, most of all, heal- its brilliance has to convince directs, we watch. ing. the audience that Desmond A Big Crowd anticipated meeting du~ ing the said semester. Staff meetin~ Whale Music began as a really is a genius, not some for a Big Movie. Come ear­ are held regularly at 1pm on Wednesdays of any hilarious comic novel based floundering vain artist with ly? Clean out the wax in publishing week. ~1eetin~ shall be held in T2001 on Quarrington's own expe­ donut delusions. Band mem­ your ears. Enjoy. unless otherwise specified. "Contribution" is riences as a rock musician. bers Tim Vesely, Dave Whale Music, Sunday, The movie extends the com­ Bidini, Dave Clark, and March 6, Avalon Mall Cine­ ·defined as any help given the paper other than edy into a romantic love sto­ Martin Tielli have ended up mas, 2:00 pm. Tickets at the letters or opinion pieces. ry between two unlikely with the perfect elemental door.' the muse JOIN THE MUSE Celebrating 45 years at Memorial 18 The MUSE March 3, 1995 ENTERTAINMENT Notes from the Kiwanis Music Festival ticipants to the competitive their expertise with con­ is carefully watched and how we measure up against 1l1l~B!1l1!1ljl1!1ljljl1l~ljl1l1l1l1ljljl1l1ljl1!1!~i1l1ljljl~l~ljl1ljl1lj!jl1l1ljl1l1l1ljl~l1l1l1l1l1 aspect of their musical structive criticism firmly on marked. A certain strength other groups." The Kiwanis Music world. Entering the class of the agenda. is needed to combat the but­ There have been some Festival choice or forced in by over­ Not all participants enjoy terflies and stage fright so changes to the tried-and­ Arts and Culture Centre zealous teachers, music stu­ the intense nature of the common at the festival. true program. This year dents are given a chance to festival. "It can be a bonding expe­ winners and runners up can show their stuff. The pres­ ''I was totally nervous," rience for us talented, mu­ look forward to awards By KATHLEEN UPPA sure is on to do well and recalled one teen. " .I was sical types,'' one girljoking­ handed out on a Saturday Pretty girls in their best generate ~od marks from half way through my solo ly admitted. afternoon foil owed by a re­ dresses laugh and rundown the often intimidating ad­ and I completely blanked Important to note is the ception. And the popular the stairs swingingtheir vi­ judicators. A performance out. Luckily the judge real­ non-competitive area avail­ "Stars of the Festival" will olin cases. Combed and suit­ that receives a mark of85% ized how nervous I was and able. This, however, did not no lon~r be televised but ed up boys get touched up or more could mean a shot let me start over." generate the kind response presented as a Gala Perfor­ by excited moms. Parents at the Junior or Senior Rose Head to head with other it hoped. The feeling, said mance, Sunday, April 9 at buy coffee, reading pro­ Bowl competitions. flautists, choirs or trumpet one teenage boy, is that " the Arts and Culture Cen­ grams to find out exactly This year the adjudicators players, a student's techni­ most people want to get tre. where their kid or kids are represent the diversity of cal and artistic performance marked. We want to know playing. And the hum of the music scene. Among the music from various corners distinguished guests is of the theatre signal that Jeanette Dagger, who'll be The Quick And The Dead: the Kiwanis Music Festi­ handling the Musical The­ . ~ val is here again. atre pieces and others. Dag­ The Arts and Culture Cen­ ger trained at The Royal Another clich9-ridden westem tre becomes a hot spot for Conservatory of Music in western The Quick And truestarinTheQuickAnd the local musically inclined Toronto, the Julliard school ljlj1:m1:1~1:1111111:1:1~1j~~1j1:1j1:1:1:1j1:11111:1:111:111:1:1:1:111:1:111i1j1:1:1:1:111:1:11 The Dead. The Dead is Gene Hack­ every February into early as well as the American The Quick And The Dead Surrounded by a laughably man. Hackman's charisma, March. From hymns and Academy of Dramatic Arts. Gebe Hackman, Sharon cliched cast ofcardboard cut­ and his knack for making traditional folk to operatic Another is Willis Noble a Stone out quick-draw bad guys, the most from even the light­ solos, jazz bands and show graduate of Indiana Uni­ Sharon Stone is portrayed as est of roles, enables him to tunes, the festival has some­ versity and currently a a vengeful, scorned woman, draw the most on-screen at­ By STEPHEN L LEGGE thing for absolut.ely anyone. music professor at Mount and uses a series of unfunny tention ofall the characters. But why all the hoopla? Allison University, New Grim death and killing one-liners to t.op it off. However, while the addition The Kiwanis Festival, now Brunswick. All of these abound in the cliche-ridden For the woman whose ca­ of Gene Hackman tries to in its 44thyear, exposes par- judges are invited to offer reer began by removing her lend some credibility to the clothes, this new demonstra­ project, the script is weak tion of her poor acting abil­ and his shallow character is MUN COUNSELLING CENTRE ities may represent another far too one-dimensional. FREE courses available for major strike. In a business The scriptstruggles to im­ STUDENTS, FACULTY and· STAFF where one bad showing can ply biblical-references ruin a career, she may be among bland characters and just about out of second attempts a meaningful TEST ANXIETY COURSE chances. Unforgiven-like message but EXAMS MAKE YOU NERVOUS? The dark, sluggish movie fails on all counts. LEARN TO DEAL CONSTRUCTIVELY WITH ANXIElY slithers through a B-movie Perhaps staring at the plot about a round-robin beautiful Sharon Stone and - Short Term, 6 Sessions gun-slinging contest. With watchingmultiple out-takes (3 weeks) Course cartoony cinematography of virtually identical gun - starts week of March 20, 1995 the movie presents scene fights is the producer's idea after scene of quick-handed of a good time; certainly, - Registration: February 27-March 20 gun play and bloody bullet that's all thil! film has to holes which grows very tire­ offer. TIME MANAGEMENT COURSE some very quickly. The Quick And The Semester slipping away? Although Sharon Stone re­ Dead suffers a slow and Time is still on your side! ceives top-_billing, the only painful death. Accomplish more through better time management.

Starts: March 20, 1995 Reglstrat1on: February 27 - March 20 Duration: 4 sessions I 2 weeks : .... NPRINTING & DESIGN SPEED READING AND COMPREHENSION Let ls Look After All hn1r .'-,·cree11pri11ti11g Improve yolS: & E111broidery .\ eeds! • reading sldls • study skis WEDO.. · • concentation HATS, T·SHIR ID, HOCKEY ..IERSEYS, • test-toking skills DECALS, SWEATSHIRTS, BANNERS, Stats: Weelt<. of ~rch 6, 1995 ..IACKETS, BALL UNIFORMS, Registration: February 20 - ~ch 6, 1995 COMPANY LOGOS, ADVERTISING IDEAS Duratton: 5 weeks (;reig Ra11k.i11 Phone: 726-3697 To register for these courses or for further Information . contact: M.U.N. COUNSELLING CENTRE TSC 3019 or call 737-8874 0 The Environmentally Conscious Screen Printing CompaWJ The MUSE March 3, 1995 17 REVIEWS

By ROB PINGLE Paris' latest release is amazing due to the amount of effort it took for him to get it released. This should be Paris' third release but his record company wouldn't allow him to release his previous work. Paris organized Priority Records and wrote, produced and edited Guerrilla Funk himself so this wouldn't happen again. Why he would work so hard for such a mediocre piece of~ork is another thing. Paris is a rapper with a message which goes beyond shagging babes. Unfortunately the music he uses to get his message across is bad. Guerrilla Funk can be compared to Snoop Doggy Dog's last release with the addition ofa conscience. As Snoop did, Paris samples heavily from George Clinton's work. Most noticeable is the numerous samples of "Atomic Dog'' which has to be the most over sampled song of the decade. Paris only pulls everything together on one track through the whole album. This track, ''Guerrilla Funk" contains good samples that flow at a nice pace and accentuate the interesting lyrics. This song, unfortunately, only sounds like a good remix of an old Parliament song. The rest of the album sounds like bad remixes of old Parliament songs. There are many other bands that do parts ofwhat Paris is trying for but very few who combine them both well. Digable Planets and Jeru the Damaja are the leaders of modern day black inspirational music. While funk was· done best by the P-Funk (Parliament & Funkadellic) crew back in the seventies. There are even good nineties funk/hip-hop bands check out Zillatron or Praxis. Even Consolidated, a bunch of white guys, get Paris' message off with better music accompaniment. Guerrilla Funk Paris says, 'The music is funk so that the message will be accepted." Obviously Paris Guerrilla Funk is an album which was made to exploit the latest trend. Too bad it Priority Records/Virgin was done so poorly.

The Long Black Ve/I Sea come t.o mind. But when Long Black Veil continues Rolling St.ones version of"The The Chieftans you compare them to some of that tradition with Sting, The Rocky Road to Dublin" works. Rolling Stones, Sinead RCA Records the masters, they're nothing But the highlight is probably but cheap knock offs. O'Conner and Mark Knopfler. Stings version of ''Mo Ghile When the collaboration By CRAIG WELSH One ofthose masters areThe Mear" a gaelic folk song about Chieftans. In the last couple of works, the result.s are magic. Bonnie Prince Charlie. When people around here years the band has decided to Both bands sound like they The worst track on the al­ Subliminal Simulation think about Irish music, the record albums with some of werepissedoutoftheirminds, bum is Tom Jones' version of Irish Desrendants or Great Big their favourite musicians. 'Ibe but The Chieftans and the ''l'ennessee Waltz." It doesn't Dream Warriors matter that he's eitjoying a EM/ Music Canada revival, and that this songwas recorded and wat.ched over by By THE K-MASTER Frank Zappa, someone should In1992, the Dream Warriors take Jones out t.o a pasture were the talk of Canadian and. quietly put him out of his music. Their first album misery. " ... And Now The Legacy Be­ Overall, the record is a pleas­ gins" was a huge success. The ant but mixed bag. If you can singles ''Wash Your Fare In just pay attention t.o the su­ My Sink" and "My Definition perb craft.smanship of The of a Boombastic Jazz Style" Chiefta.ns, you'll find this is an were huge successes in Cana­ enjoyable little album. da, and they were even men­ tioned in the 1992 year-end issue of Rolling Stone maga­ zine as a significant new group. Now, they have a new record company, a new member and a ~ew album entitled Sublimi­ nal Simulation. The new al­ bum is a fusion of many styles of music, incorporating funk, jazz and rap. The album is excellent with stand out tracks such as the first single, "Day In Day Out", "It's A Project Thing,'"'California Dreamin'," and theverycool "No Dingbat.s Allowed." With Mountains of snow all aroun you, it's time to think about skiing! As an added bonus, there is poetry on a couple of tracks If you've never been to Ski White Hills or haven't visited in a while, picture this - and there is a Dream Warriors over 250 cm of snow covering 15 runs that offer easy to expert skiing terrain! comic available as well. Overall, Subliminal Simu­ And this Midterm Break, Ski White Hills also gives you a break - purchase a daily lation is a very fine album lift pass at the resort for just $14.00(March13-15) with valid MUN I.D. from an act that hopefully will So, if you're looking for the ultimate getaway during break, be around for some time to come, and an album that will Come on out to Ski White Hills, Catch a Thrill, appeal t.o all sort.s ofpeople. If and catch a break - Midterm Break. you like an album that is dif­ ferent from the norm, pick up And don't forget -The CSU Information Subliminal Simulation,you Centre sells Ski White Hills Lift Passes won't be disappointed. Inquire at the Centre Today! 18 The MUSE March 3, 1995 .WHAT'S HAPPENING

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