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Doodles and utterly fictional desk setups by The Halifax Bar Scene, 10 Loukas Crowther Of legal age? Not sure where to go out? Check out our listings of our favorite hotspots. Editor-In-Chief A •staff contributor• is a member of the paper defied as a person who has had three volun · Chris LaRoche teer articles, or photographs of reasonable length and/or substance published in three edit dalgaz tte Cd different issues within the current publishing year Copy Editor TI>e Gazette is the official written record of Nadine LaRoche , which has existed :,ince 18611. and is open to participation from all stu· copy mdc~lgdzette ca dents. It is published weekly during the aca· demic year by the Dalhousc C.azettP Publishing Layout/Design Society. Loukas Crowther The Gazette is a student·run publication. Its primary purpose is to report fairly and objec· lc w, oot ~tud10s.cc::1 tivcly on issues of importance and interest to the students of Dalhousie University, to pro· The above Is not the key to sucuss. I The Big Lebowskl News Editors vide an open forum for the free expression and exchange of ideas, and to stimulate meaning­ Reid Southwick ful debate on issues that affect or would other· Jess McDiarmid wise be of intere 1 to the student body and/<>r Dalhousie is yours for the taking society in general. The views of our writers are news dalgazette.ca not the explicit views of Dalhousie University. A nihilistic approach to academia This publication is intended for readers 18 years of age or older. Opinions Editor BY: CHRIS LARocHE ly an original idea, and these facili­ a few more to decide what university Sarah Vanderwolf All students of Dalhousie University, as wei! as any interested parties on or off-campus. Editor-in-chief ties-writing centres and such-can actually meant to me. opt. ons "''dalgazette.ca arc invited to contribute to any section of the all be found at my.dal.ca, or in your This process will no doubt be the newspaper. Please contact the appropriate ed· itor for submission guidelines, or drop by for ou have probably heard it a hun­ academic calendar. I would rather same for a lot of you, but you will ap­ Arts Editors our weekly volunteer meetings every Monday Ydred times by now: summer is not waste trees. proach it with different ideas, back­ Lindsay Dobbin at 4:30 Room 312 in the Dal SUB. The Gr=tte reserves the right to edit all submissions and nearly over, the school year is un­ Other editorials have offered grounds and interests. Your experi­ Bridgette Sullivan will not publish material deemed by its edito· derway, and a new phase of your life more general introductions to aca­ ences will teach you all you're ever news dalgazette.ca rial board to be discriminatory, racist, sexist. homophobic or libellous. Opinions expressed is about to begin. Aside from these demia: personal stories from edi­ going to learn here, so, perhaps, I in submitted letters are solely those of the au· statements of the obvious, there is tors, explanations of academic pro­ would recommend paying attention Sports Editor thors. Editorials in the Go.ume are signed and represent the opinions of the writer(s), not very little someone like myself can grams, breakdowns of university to them. Joey Ryba necessarily those of the Gazette staff, Editorial actually say about "beginning aca­ social groups, and anecdotes giving On that note, I am still obligated sports•aldalgazette.ca Board, publisher, or Dalhousie University. demia" that hasn't been said before. small insights into life at Dalhousie. to make reading this editorial worth The Gazette contents are © 2005 and may not I cannot predict the twists and turns But my own experiences at univer­ your while, and you, through student Photo Editor be reprinted without the express written per· mission of the Editor(s)-in-Chief. you will invariably take as you work sity, in comparison with the Rhodes levies, are paying me to do so. With Rafal Andronowski your way through your degree. I can­ scholars, do-gooders and real achiev­ this relatively small gun to my head­ photos o datgazette.ca not tell you about the people you will ers who are often enshrined on the I always crack under pressure-I've CONTRIBUTORS FOR THIS ISSUE _,;,, '":!'~~~--~·~,.;, date, the lessons you were learn, or my.dal.ca webpage, seem to have decided that it is in your interest to the hardships you will face. been profoundly boring (and cer­ be offered some anti-advice. That All contributions were by the above mentioned staff. All I can tell you with any reason­ tainly don't make for good glossy is, rather than just spouting off the able degree of honesty is that these photos).Too much of my time here normal lessons of working hard and Hey, when they made the alphabet, they should've put U and I together. Come on over things will happen, you will be forced at Dalhousie was spent clicking pens making a difference, which I'm sure and join our happy little motley crew (criie?). Meetings happen every Monday at 4:30 to act on them, and no single bit of in the Registrar's office, and as most you will all take so very seriously dur­ p.m., In Room 312 of the Dalhousie SUB. Whether you want to write, give us Ideas, or advice is going to guide you through of you may soon discover for your­ ing Frosh week, I'll give you some ad­ take pictures, we can find a place for you. them. University, the general wis­ selves, much of the rest was spent vice that you wouldn't normally find dom goes, is something completely talking loudly over beers in a pub, if you only looked in normal advice unique for everyone. re-installing MSN Instant Messenger avenues. This all presents me with a bit of a on antiquated library computers, or You, as a student at this univer­ problem, though: what can I write in trying to concentrate on an essay at 4 sity, should do what you want, and For ad rates and booking schedules, contact our advertising department: this first editorial of the year that isn't a.m. in the morning. nothing else. N ;> advice or some preachy statement in And so I am presented with the Do not aspire to anyone but who (902) 494.6532 which I pretend to know the key to near-inescapable option of worth­ you want to aspire to. Do not feel advertising ~dalgazette.ca academic success? lessly repeating my predecessors. I pressured to do things you have no Or, how can I offer advice with­ could tell you to study abroad-if you interest in doing. If you want 1\s or CONTACTING THE DAlHOUSIE GAZmE out offering the same advice that's can afford it-because doing so pres­ B's--or even C's-then try for them. always given? ents you with an excellent opportu­ If you don't, then don't bother. If you The first idea that comes to mind nity to gain worldly experience and want to skip class, go ahead and skip Gazette is to encourage you all to avoid get­ meet new people. But numbers show it. If you don't feel like participating, ·~···. 6136 .University A¥ellllt ting stuck in the very position I now that scores of you have no interest in don't. University experience can be Halifax, find myself in. entirely positive, or entirely negative, My predecessors gen­ studying abroad, or you at least lack B3H 4J2 erally used this space to offer advice the means to do it. I could tell you to and everything in between. 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Vis1t d th loor tud nt Umo 1 A Jhen you think back on your But most people don't also mention you may not ail ow unorthodox ideas V V first year of university, you the advantage of saying anything in to come to the surface. An idea that You will, however, notice that your perspective on the probably won't remember all the for­ class: your comments may inspire an may seem outlandish tonight may be mulas or definitions that you were idea in someone else's head and, es­ wiser than it would seem tomorrow. world has changed-and the qualities of that change taught. You will, however, notice that pecially in first-year classes, this is a Don't clean your desktop after a night will depend on how you approach the classroom and your perspective on the world has good thing. of work. Save those scrap pieces of ''university life as a whole. changed-and the qualities of that Be critical, but postpone judgement. paper with random notes on them. change will depend on how you ap­ In addition to the knowledge you will Do not blame yourself, and do not proach the classroom and university acquire throughout your degree, you eat more than you can fit on your plate. life as a whole. Here are some tips wiil also learn how to work with in­ Many students come to university commitments. It is good to try a bit classroom. that, if followed, may give you room formation. Leave room for ideas you with the belief that higher learning of everything at university-but keep Begin anywhere. Many undergrad­ for control of that change. never thought about-especially the will be a completely enriching and this sampling manageable. uate students have wasted untold Ask questions without fear, reluc­ ideas of others. enlightening experience. In many Spend time away from your books. hours contemplating where to begin tance or self-doubt. General wisdom Write what you must, but do not cases, however, university fails to Sometimes conversations with their essay or their lab or even their would advise that you should ask a dean your house. Computers are very meet expectations. Students often friends, especially if they have a dif­ exam. Beginning anywhere-not question or make a comment be­ useful and, to be sure, are required blame themselves. The smaller things ferent perspective from your own, only at the beginning itself-can cause someone else in the class may in university. But they also lead to are, however, the bigger they can be­ can inspire new ideas. Learning be afraid to ask or say the same thing. constant self-editing-as a result, come: don't overload yourself with doesn't only occur in the library or •.• CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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in ally, summer is over and your become a hard, frozen ball. Yes, this Ffirst (second, third, fourth, fifth ... does happen in the winter. maybe more) year at university has begun. 4) Take the stairs. Climbing the old For many of us, this means life in concrete chasm is better than wait­ residence. Here are a few guidelines ing for the over-used elevator. Plus, to help keep you from going too cra­ you can work off the cast-iron resi­ zy when your roommate decides to dence food-a good thing when your Breaking down Dalhousie's residences puke on your bed. only other form of exercise is dashing They aren't all toga parties and all night keggers. to class. our experience in residence vations in the last year and is proba­ Apartments. Glengary is a small apart­ 1) Don't hide In your room. Meet the Yshould be, with our best wishes, bly looking better now than ever, but ment building in a quiet neighbour­ people on your floor, and get in­ 5) Have a life outside of residence. By simply unforgettable. But each resi­ without a cafeteria, Gerard residents hood. It's a bit run-down, but it still volved in residence events such as the end of September you may no­ dence has a unique feel that makes must trek to O'Brien to grab a bite. has charm. Fenwick looks impressive intramurals. This is a chance to join tice that you can count the number student life there distinct from the The two biggest residences, Howe because of its relatively enormous in and meet people with different of times you've left Dal on one hand. next. Hall and Risley Hall, are located on height at 100 metres tall, it is Halifax's ' backgrounds. This is nothing short of a Shakespear­ Shirreff Hall, for instance, is ar­ main campus. Howe Hall is known tallest building. But the furnishings ian tragedy. Halifax is a great city-so guably the nicest residence. With a for its loud parties, but it's big enough are closer to what you would expect 2) Get to know your Residence Assistant. explore it! Join clubs, teams and soci­ beautiful library, study hall, good to find a quiet place to study. It also to find in a homeless shelter than Trust us, your RA is your friend. Your eties, and make friends with people food and reasonably sized rooms, ac­ comes equipped with a huge cafete­ in an expensive residence, and the RA can help you with any problems who live off campus (plus, they often commodation at Shirreff is nothing ria, and the location right behind the kitchen appliances seem as if they you have, whether they be with your have cars... ). to complain about. Killam can't be beat. Risley Hall, situ­ are 20 years old. roommate or your classes. It's a different story if you live in ated behind the SUB, is a brand-new Aside from these flaws, however, 6) Be tolerant. You may not like the O'Brien Hall, however. While O'Brien residence with a great TV lounge, a Fenwick stands right across the street 3) Do your laundry. Yes, it's annoying, guy next door who blares rap with may have an awesome location at modern cafeteria and a "newly-built from a Sobey's and Blockbuster, and but no one likes being next to the kid the door wide open, and you may de­ the centre of , the high school" feel. offers independent living for its stu­ with smelly clothes. Keep an eye on spise the girl who takes 45 minutes to rooms are tiny and the cafeteria food If traditional residence life isn't dents. If you can afford the sky-high your laundry, too. It's not fun to have have a shower. Remember, in these blows. for you, you may find yourself living rent at Fenwick, by all means, move it stolen or to fetch your clothes from times, that compromise is essential Gerard Hall has undergone reno- in either Fenwick Tower or Glengary in. the dryer only to discover that they've to cohabitation.

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ments to hungry students every day Roof" campaign against homeless­ of the school week. If you don't have ness, for which his sale of knit caps money, he'll give you food on credit. has raised significant contributions. Students in the past have repaid He is also an honorary chair of the the favour: several years ago, a move International Day for the Disabled, to remove the Dawg Father from the Adsum House Fund Raising Cam­ Photo: Rafal A in front of the SUB was met with a Photo: Rafal Andronowskl paign and the Metro Food Bank. The Dawg Father 9,000-signature petition that kept More infamously, Kelly is respon­ like any celebrity, the Dawg Fa­ him there. Peter Kelly sible for the by-law prohibiting smok­ VIctor Syperek ther (aka Ibrahim ali Muhammed Funnily enough, the Dalhousie The charismatic Peter Kelly is now ing indoors in HRM. Perhaps this is This nemesis of the heavenly Kelly and/or Jerry Anthony Reddick) is Student Union also issued com­ serving out his second term as the why, in a The Coast poll in 2004, Peter ran in the 2004 mayoral election with popular, and a trite controversial. plaints about him to the Halifax city Mayor of HRM after winning a land­ Kelly was voted as the "Best Haligo­ promises to do to all of Halifax what This thorn-in-the-side-of-au- council, which once again threat­ slide victory last year. Last year, Kelly nian closest to heaven" by readers. he's done to Argyle St. (he turned it thority can be found outside the ened his livelihood in the summer of told the Gazette that he doesn't feel The runner-up in the contest, Dita into a bright, buzzing strip of trendy Dalhousie Student Union Building 2004. The DSU, after all, has a long that post-secondary education is any Parlow, has a different idea: "It must bars and eateries sometime between selling super-cheap hotdogs and history of doing a lot to feed starving of his concern. But he is an enthu­ be because he's saved us from ... the burgers garnished with 27 condi- students. siastic supporter of the "Raising the reign ofVictor Syperek." CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

for all undergraduate students during pus employment opportunities. Dal lnaeases research space its last meeting in late April. Dalhousie University unveiled a News Briefs The 3.9 per cent hike for the ma­ Committee to open Dal's books proposal to construct a new medical Dalhousie related news at a glance jority of Dal's programs was largely An ad-hoc committee will review research facility. expected, given that the recent agree­ Dalhousie's tuition fee policy in an The proposed Life Sciences Re­ New management building to house edge to benefit the people of Halifax, ment all universities signed with the effort to develop a long-term finan­ search Institute (LSRl) features a four schools, 2500 ngers Canada and around the world." provincial government puts a cap on cial plan for the university, Dalhousie five-storey design and is to be erected The Faculty of Management will The design of the five-story build­ annual increases by that amount for President Tom Traves announced in on the corner of Summer Street and open the doors to its new $25-million ing features many environmentally the next three years. May. College Street at a cost of $34-mil­ building for the first time in Septem­ sustainable practices, such as maxi­ But the extra baggage slated for The announcement followed a fi­ lion. Dalhousie planners haven't sig­ ber. mizing natural light through window international students and students ery debate over the Budget Advisory nificantly increased the university's Located on University Avenue design and placement, with the result enrolled in dentistry, medicine and Committee's recommendation to in­ medical research space since the across from the Dalhousie Arts Cen­ of lower heat and lighting costs. law-the four student bodies left out crease tuition fees for professional erection of the Thpper Building in tre, the Kenneth C. Rowe Manage­ The entire project was funded of the agreement-led to protests, a students by 9.38 per cent and impose 1967, officials said, and the much­ ment Building will bring the faculty's by the spoils of the three-and-a-half suspension of the board's initial vote $810 in additional international stu­ needed expansion will attract more four schools-Business Administra- year-long Management Without and mass emailing campaigns. dent differential fees. world-class researchers and create tion, Library and Information Stud­ Boarders Campaign, which attracted The increases went ahead by a "If we want different kinds of jobs in the community. ies, Public Administration and donors ranging from faculty mem­ single vote. recommendations from the BAC, we The provincial government Resource and Environmental Stud­ bers to the Royal Bank. Kenneth C. To soften the blow of the 9.28 per need to give them different guide­ and donors from the private sector ies-under one roofto provide a new Rowe, the building's namesake, is the cent increase for these programs, and lines," Traves wrote in a mass email have agreed to provide a significant learning space for 2500 students, fac­ CEO and chairman of aviation giant the $810 rise in international student bulletin after the Board's final vote on amount of the necessary funds. Dal­ ulty and staff. IMP Group International Inc. differentials-the fourth area left out tuition fee increases. housie is currently requesting addi­ "Together these diverse but com­ of the agreement-the Board ap­ The new committee's members, tional resources from Ottawa. plimentary communities will develop Tuition lnaeases approved proved a $933,000 increase in student hand-picked by Traves, will also re­ Construction of the LSRI could a shared sense of purpose," Dalhou­ The Dalhousie Board of Gover­ financial aid, almost 60 per cent more view all aspects ofDal's finances-in­ begin as early as September of 2006, sie President Tom Traves was quoted nors, in accordance with provincial than what was originally proposed. cluding private and public funding depending on the success of the as saying in a news release. "Students tuition stipulations, voted in favour The increase is slated to go toward levels-and will prepare a final report fundraising campaign currently un­ will learn new skills and gain know!- of implementing tuition fee increases bursaries, scholarships and on-cam- with recommendations. derway. Many undergraduate students have wasted Women's Health Clinics untold hours contemplating where to begin ... CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE also find yourself rethinking your break down the mental wall that bars own program. you from creativity. Do not lose your focus. Taking the TIRED OF ER WAITS? Explore your neighbour's house. stress of grading in stride is easier Don't be afraid to take an elective said than done. Remember that often that is very different from your edu­ students must learn for the sake of cational plan, especially if the subject learning. If you are able to relax, this Medical interests you. different approach should help keep Not only can a course in another your grades steady; you will feel less degree program offer a different per­ stress and find more value in your Clinics spective on familiar ideas, you may classes as well.

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o help old and new students one of the great tragedies of modern Talike, we here at the Gazette times, most are poorly attended. have compiled a glossary of the most Baccalaureate degree: A fancy-pants common Dalhousie terms and fitted way of saying a Bachelor's Degree. Class Codes: A set of ridiculously large them with definitions that should de­ Replacing the word Bachelor's with numbers intended to make upper­ light the mind and whet the soul. Or Baccaleaureate has the same effect year students feel better about class something. We ran a similar list last as adding a British accent to anything times. The breakdown is as follows. year, but trust us, we changed almost you say. We recommend you avoid it: 1000 level classes try their best to nothing of everything. no one wants to be a fancy pants ex­ not get in the way of your drinking, cept, well, Richard Simmons. and most of you will in fact develop a •cough* keen alcohol tolerance while enrolled Bachelor's degree: The first level of in this breed of class. and individual flavours: Tim's, though On with the show! degree offered by universities. A their brew is closer to gasoline than The grand prize is an education. "BA" takes between three and five 2000-3000 level courses are a bit trick­ coffee per se; Second Cup, which has Academic Program: A misnomer: after years to earn. Presuming you don't ier. Departments such as psychology a selection that is further up the cof­ CRN: A nasty practical joke played on (or if) you survive first year, you'll be flunk out university, when you finally and English generally use this moni­ fee bean-chain with hard-to-pro­ the university by Dal's tech depart­ asked to choose a gang. These gangs complete your program, you will be ker for specialized classes designed to nounce blends (or any blends at all); ment. CRNs (class registration num­ are, in effect, distinct groups of class­ awarded with your degree at convo­ weed out the invalids. Drinking now and Seattle-slurp giant Starbucks, bers) are random, confusing, and es and other requirements that lead cation. You're technically not in the becomes kind of a gamble-which which isn't actually on campus but designed to make registration more to your eligibility for a degree or other "real world" until you get this piece actually makes hitting the bottle all hides beneath the friendly staff and difficult than it actually is. university-awarded credentials. Like of paper, and start paying off your the more exciting. earthy tones of the Wired Cafe in the any gang, you'll start off as someone's abominable snow monster of a stu­ SUB. Also nearby are the Coburg Cof­ Dean: A man or woman who is no way bitch, but if you work hard, you'll dent debt. 4000 level classes reverse the drinking fee house and Grad House, both of related to Howard Dean, but who still climb your way up in no time. rules: you are more likely be caught which offer food, drink and plenty to wields far greater power. When you Calendar/Academic Calendar: A formal drinking with your professor. When read. need to go over a professor's head Advanced Standing: A term used to catalogue of the academic courses this happens, you will realize you are because you failed an exam (and got perpetuate university social divi­ offered by the university. Generally an old man. Convocation: When a man and a wom­ loaded the night before), this is the sions. Students possessing advanced shipped in a massive, forest-demol­ an love each other, they sometimes man you will need to talk to. It may knowledge of a subject will be en­ ishing format, it also lists admission 5000-9000 level classes aren't really come together as one to make a baby. be in your best interest to bring fine couraged to begin their studies in and degree requirements, univer­ classes that you can "attend" so much This process is called convocation. malt scotch and lobster ... and make that subject at a level appropriate to sity rules, regulations and important as they are Graduate-level studies sure to cry a lot. their knowledge, as determined by dates. It comes in two formats: on­ that you're trapped in forever. Kind of Co-operative Education: A program in the concerned department/school/ line and in the aforementioned book. like the Matrix. which a student works for credit in­ Faculty: A body of paid profession­ college. However, such students Ignore the book-it still lists classes stead of going to class (No, it's not als who choose to go on "strike" in will be labeled as "power nerds" or that haven't been offered in decades. Coffee: A black, foul-smelling liquid like in high school when you rode protest of high five- and six-figure "perds" (or, in some cases, "turds") by that is also the only university re­ around in the squad car with Con­ salaries, benefits and pensions on a those around them, with the excep­ Oass: A unit of instruction in a partic­ quirement not listed in the calendar. stable Blathers for the afternoon). regular basis. Other than that, there tion of those in computer science, ular subject. At Dalhousie, each class Coffee is also probably the only foul is little you need to know about fac­ who will be welcomed and initiated has between two and three hours of smelling liquid you're going to want Credits: The units by which time spent ulty members, aside from the fact as honorary members of the Magic: lectures per week. Some of these are to have hiding under your breath. at university is measured. A full-year The Gathering club. really early in the morning, and in Coffee at Dal comes in four unique class is normally worth one credit. ·-CONTINUED ON PAGE 9

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CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE forests have to be felled to print it leading the Conservatives in govern- lin, who has long since traded Halifax off. ing Nova Scotia since 1999, Premier fog for B.C.scenery, and very unlike 1749 and present). Syperekhas a pen­ She's the first woman elected Hamm served as president of the Jack Dawson, who, though he is in- chant for ignoring the smoking bylaw to lead a major political party in a New Glasgow Rangers hockey team. deed buried in Halifax, never actu- in his bars and restaurants-he also provincial legislature, the first NDP ally made love to Kate Winslet, never ignores zoning laws-but one of the leader to win a majority of Nova Sco­ drew naked French hookers and cer­ major debacles he faced in his bid for tia seats, and she is responsible for Photo: NS Government Website tainly never went on to become How­ mayor was a patio that he built, quite dragging the New Democratic Party Premier John Hamm ard Hughes). Chris Murphy still wears illegally, on the top of his house. back into official party status at the Dull in comparison to the likes his Chickenburger, N.S. hoodie, and Morals aside, Syperek takes the federal level. of the Dawg Father, Victor Syperek Sloan shows still cost less than $50 at cake when it comes to excitement Most important to students, how­ and Sean Penn, John Hamm was a the time this issue went to print. and celebrity: CBC has interviewed ever, is that when it comes to tuition, practicing family physician before he Although this year's rock scene him a few too many times, and he McDonough's on your side. Among decided to head to province house. Sloan looks to be a good one-both Pearl has judged contests for Much More her titles: Post-Secondary Education His website proudly proclaims that Although the boys rarely visit Jam and the Rolling Stones are head­ Music (his nephew plays bass in the Critic for the NDP. he has delivered on his commitment Halifax anymore, Sloan has managed ing our way in September alone­ band TheTrews). Last year, McDonough issued a of strong leadership, becoming the to "make it" internationally (unlike catching a Sloan show is the best Syperek's crowning jewel the rallying cry for students to speak out first provincial leader to provide con­ Joel Plaskett or Matt Mays, two of alternative maritime recipe to, say, Economy Shoe Shop, where the rich against tuition increases. The DSU, secutive annual reports on the gov­ Halifax's other rock luminaries) and joining the tourists at the Lower Deck and shameless drink and dine when perhaps thinking students were too ernment's progress. It also points out avoid making it "big" internationally for a fiddle and a drum. Excuse me, they come to town. Among the rich busy, decided not to participate. his leadership experience: other than (unlike Haligonian Sarah McLaugh- where's the exit? and shameless include the likes of Kevin Spacey, Jeff Bridges, local an­ chor Bruce Frisko, Hollywood bad boy Sean Penn and the entire Gazette staff.

429-BUNS(2867) Until2 am Minimum orders of $20 Alexa McDonough All other orders subject to $4 delivery fee. You probably recognize this 61- year-old spitfire as the predecessor of Jack Layton as leader of the New NOW FROM 10 GREAT LOCATIONS Democratic Party. She's also been an MP for Halifax 1560 Argyle St.- 3045 Robie St. - 1855 Hollis St.- 5669 Spring Garden Rd.- 6443 Quinpool Rd. - 6009 since 1997, and boasts a resume filled Quinpool Rd.- Bayers Rd. Shopping Centre- 1403 Robie St.- IWK Health Centre- 3770 Kempt Rd. with so many good deeds that entire Total number of students attending Dalhousie in 2004/2005: 15,814 Percentage of those students with home addresses in Ontario: 21 Total sum of gifts and financial pledges received at Dalhousie: $13,598,608 Number of estates bequeathed to Dalhousie under "planned giving": 47 During Frosh Week. you may hear a lot of classics (think Led Zeppelin and Dollars earned from "planned giving": $3,000,000 Cotton-I:yed Joe), some Ibp 40 hits of the past summer (think Mariah Carey). Revenues earned from tuition: $85,700,000 and some down-to-earth college rock (we're not exactly sure what qualifies Percentage of total revenues tuition revenue represents: 21 as down-to-earth college rock, but bringing it up gives a great opportunity to Amount spent by Dalhousie on salaries and benefits: 191,300,000 name-drop Dave Matthews, Oasis and Cold play, all in the same sentence). Percentage of operating expenses salaries and benefits represents: 73 Annual salary of university president Tom Traves: $254,925 Big names aside, songs that fly under the mainstream radar should also be on Combined annual salaries of the top ten highest paid faculty and staff at Dalhousie: $1,953,574 the student rock-a-thon agenda. The tunes listed here qualify and, we feel, are Honorarium paid to Dalhousie Student Union president each year: $21,000 (app.) particularly appropriate for Frosh Week because they should subconsciously Money lost by the Dalhousie Student Union at the Grawood in 2003/2004: $108,359 63 prepare students for the upcoming school year. Projected Grawood losses for 2004/2005 (as of March 2005): $73,838 Assessed worth ofTom Traves's house (provided by Dalhousie University): $1 1 million Sufjan Stevens- "Concerning the UFO Sighting near Highland, Illinois" (Learning that there's more to university operations than money: priceless) Wolf Parade- "Dinner Bells" First year that women were admitted into the Dalhousie Student Union: 1916 Buck 65- "Rough House Blues" Year of the first student protest at Dal: 1924 Destroyer- "Don't Become the Thing You Hated" Subject of the protest a rule requiring 100 per cent attendance in Arts and Social Sciences courses Six Organs of Admittance- "Home" Leader of the protest Billy Jones CocoRosie- "By Your Side" Future friend of Jones: Winston Churchill Arcade Fire- "Cold Wind" Average time, in minutes, it takes to walk from Dalhousie campus to the 5440 Clyde St. NSLC: 12 Antony & the Johnsons "Hope There's Someone" Average time, in minutes, it takes to walk from Dalhousie campus to the Quinpool Centre: 15 A Silver Mt. Zion- "God Bless Our Dead Marines" Closing time of most NSLC locations: 10:00 p.m. (11:00 p.m. on Friday and Saturday at the Clyde St. location) Arvo Part- "Spiegel im Spiegel" Opening time of most NSLC locations: 10:00 a.m. Number of places you can get beer on a Sunday in Halifax: 2 The Cloudroom- "Blackout!" (Propeller Breweries on Gottingen St. and Oland Breweries on Agricola St.) Chromeo- "Needy Girl" Percentage of the world's population that is drunk at any given time: 0. 7 Death from Above 1979- "Blood on Our Hands (Justice Remix)" Number oflim Hortons in Canada: 2,498 Ladytron- "Destroy Everything You Touch" Tim Hortons' revenue in 2004 (CON): $996,000,000 Maximo Park- "Apply Some Pressure" Number of Tim Hortons on campus: 3 The Soft Pink Truth- "I Owe It to the Girls" Average yearly income of a Latin American coffee farmer: $600 (U.S.) Thunderbirds Are Now!- "Safari 3" Average daily income of a rural farmer in China: less than $2 The Magnetic Fields-"! Thought You Were My Boyfriend" Longest recorded flight time, in seconds, of a chicken: 13 The Depature- "Lump in My Throat" Number of fan letters received by Mickey Mouse in 1933: 800,000 Le Tigre- "After Dark (Diplo Remix)" Percentage of lightning victims that are male: 85 Smoosh- "Massive Cure" Percentage of statistics used in conversation that are false: 90 Glossary, Glossary, Glossary

CONTINUED FROM PAGE I area of research. Example: "Photo­ School of Rock graphic Methods of Blind Feminists Once upon a time, young ones, Halifax was hailed as the next Seattle, but then something happened. they are your professors and thus in in 1920s Upper-West Side Montreal." Regardless, we still have a thriving and rich musical scene that we will gladly educate you on. directly control the rest of your life. Prerequisite: Most college-themed porno movies start out with a student 1/\. ]hen it comes to higher educa­ They keep audiences interested with What you will/earn: Chad Kroger has Frosh/Freshman: A group of people V V tion, it's good to have balance. the progressive nature of their music. long hair because he thinks it will dis­ who still care about school spirit. needing to waive one of these. While the classroom is probably But their music remains accessible tract eyes away from his nose. Does it PhD/Doctorate: A way for arts students the most acceptable way to acquire thanks to original lyrics and charm­ work? You decide. In Good Standing: A slanderous term to become doctors without having knowledge and perspective during ing pop hooks. meant to punish people with bad to cut someone open and smell his the university years, there are also Wlwt you will learn: It's okay to keep posture. or her insides. This is best explained important life skills that one can ac­ secrets, sometimes, but the secret in anecdote form: let's say you have quire while in the company of the about the Burdocks will travel fast Golden Key Society: People who be­ a PhD (the highest academic de­ finest bands in Halifax's music scene. until everyone knows it. long to this society are given golden gree offered) in anthropology and a Here is a list of some notable acts in keys at graduation that allow them woman starts choking in a restaurant Halifax and what they will teach you to unlock their wildest dreams and File Photo and someone yells "is there a doctor (we hope you know your ABCs, be­ desires. For most Golden Key mem­ here?!" The only reasonable answer cause these are in alphabetical or­ Matt Mays bers, this means spending the next 20 from you is "no" ... unless you want to der). www. mattmays.com years in a lab. His song "Cocaine Cowgirl" is doing be a dick about it. well on the music charts. His band, El Grade Point Average (GPA): An in- Press Photo Torpedo, is one of the finest from the animate number that has produced Registrar/Registrar's Office: In running BA Johnston Halifax music crop. It's only a matter more sweat than any amount of with the People's Republic of Chi- na for world's largest bureaucracy. www.justfriends.ca/ba of time until Mays goes even further, sex, drugs or violence ever will. The Blow-up shark dolls, Hamilton Wild­ and not just geographically (he just general formula used to calculate a 30,000 trees are felled per second in its service, and rum our has it that up cats banners, magical plumbers, your finished a tour in Europe). GPA takes the weighted sum of grade to a third of Africa's indigenous mon­ Press Photo parents' basement and programmed Wlwt you will learn: Even though it's points earned and divides them by the number of credit hours enrolled. key population has been transferred Jill Barber keyboards-you can expect to see common for a bit of backlash to form to the basement of the Henry Hick www.jillbarber.com and/or hear all of these things at a once a local artist gains notoriety Seeing this number for the first time A&A to assess rolling deadline appli­ )ill Barber is one of the most engag­ BA Johnston. Like his hometown of (see Buck 65), we think Mays will stay has the same sobering effect as cations. ing and intimate performers found in Hamilton, he puts the pristine in in the heart of every HRM resident. watching the sun explode. Halifax. Her jazz-infused pop songs poutine, minus the "pris" part. It might be because he's from Dart­ Transcript: A complete history of your sound like they are from another era. Wlwt you will/earn: Bad hygiene can mouth. Graduate Student: A student who has completed a bachelor's degree and academic record at Dalhousie. Re­ When Barber sings, the room goes be the inspiration for a good pop still has enough juice to study for member how the Wolverine charac- quiet. Expect a big turnout at Barber's hook. his/her master's degree or doctor- ter from "X-Men" has the power to shows. ate (PhD). or enough juice to at least heal really quickly? Your transcript is Wlwt you will learn: Bringing the mu­ .sleep with Mrs. Robinson a few dozen Wolverine's antithesis. A scar on this sical sensibilities from another era to times. Your choice. puppy lasts 20 lifetimes. the present day is good for anyone's health. King's student: We'd better leave this Tutorials: Extra classes designed to Photo: Craig Buckley one for your nose to discover. help students in their "faking it" Ruth Minnlkin skills. The Maynards www.ruthminnikin ca LSC: rhe acronym for a pile of seem­ Teaching Assistants: Senior or graduate www.kingamos.com/themaynards Communitv. Sharing. Honesty. These mgly unrelated, unplanned and life­ less geometric shapes coltectively re­ students whose job 1s to do the Pro­ Do vou rememhe~ a time when peo­ words describe the insightful Huth fessors job while he/she does not do ple made rock 'n roll that you could Minmkin and ht•r beautiful !songs. ferred to as the Life Sciences Centre. his/her job. This is less complicated l'w• Photo d nee to because it wasn't heavily Minnikin is not a performN who Ah. the irony. detaches herself from the audience; than It seems. TAs also make for f r The Burdocks laden with Chad Kroger· hke voices? instead, she creates an honest com­ Major/Minor: The two things you tile scapegoats if you happen to fail www.theburdocks.com With a library of songs, inducting fa­ vourites such as "Halloween 1\!ight" munity through the sharing of her didn't fail in first year. Even though their new album is Undergraduate Students: A population called What We Do is Secret, therr's and "High School," everyone agrees songs. Master's Degree: An intense study pe­ of students kept at university for no secret about the fact that the Bur­ that the Maynards make rock 'n' roll CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE riod focused on a particularly obscure graduate students to date. docks are one of Halifax's best bands. fun. ====-==

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CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS PAGE What you will learn: Possibly what that something is. Let us know. What you will learn: Growing up in a musical family lends itself well to Sharp Like Knives touching song writing. Do you know the expression, "Don't run with scissors"? Well, it's true. What's also true is that you should never run with knives. But, you can dance with knives-because Sharp Like Knives' brand of dance punk music will surely make you move your body in ways that look like dancing. Press Photo What you will learn: How to really The Museum Pieces dance. www. tylermessick.com Ever wonder where the kid that used Special Noise to know the answer to every question Special Noise is just about the coolest in your history class is today? Proba­ band in Halifax. They're an experi­ bly writing textbooks in a cubicle. But mental two-piece (guitar and drums), Tyler Messick, primary songwriter of but they have a very full sound that the Museum Pieces, is doing things makes anyone move-even your for your ears and mind that kid never Aunt Zelda who swore off rock 'n' roll did. Messick creates a playground in the 70s after an "interesting" but of visual anecdotes with his lyrics, "tragic" time in the late 60s. revealing the cyclical nature of his­ What you will learn: How music can tory and the human condition. It's as be memorable without following a if the signals on the history channel normal pattern. The night Is young and the musk's high. With a bit of rock music, everything Is flne. You're In the mood for a dance, and when you get the chance ... / Stock and Much Music just got crossed. What you will learn: Have a history, ge­ Stolen Minks ography or archaeology exam? Go to The Stolen Minks were voted the Working for the Weekend a Museum Pieces show because they "Best New Local Artist" in The Coast's make those subjects memorable. annual Best of Music issue, and with Here's our brief rundown on to top places for those of age to enjoy some social lubrication. good reason. Like the Maynards, they make music fun and are pretty seri­ The Palace. In last year's bar guide, 35-year-olds who wouldn't even be mour has it you have to be 21 to get ous about not taking themselves too we wrote: "The 'Palache' [... ] has a socially acceptable at the Seahorse inside, this has so far been proven to seriously. They are getting a little bit reputation for being the trashiest bar Tavern. Take a guess at which demo- be entirely untrue. more serious, though-they just re­ in town." Since the summer of 2004, graphic "ruins it." leased an EP. the Palace had made an honest at- Pacifico. About as "classy" as popular What you will learn: How a fun ap­ tempt at cleaning up its image and Pitchman's Pub. If there's a balance to dance clubs in Halifax get, Pacifico Photo: Rafal Andronowskl proach to music is extremely infec­ aiming for a more upscale market. be had between a sit-down style pub has leather couches, lots of dancing Joel Plaskett tious. A new second-floor patio runs along and a dance-oriented bar, it's Pitch­ space, interesting decor, a sectioned­ www.joelplaskett.com its street-side fac;ade, and rumour man's. Or at least they're trying. Dig off smoking area and three working "Come On Teacher" is Plaskett's most AI Tuck has it you can actual buy food inside. the booths. If you find the clientele bars. If you want to visit the bar in the education-friendly song. It was also www.altuck.ca Rumour also has it that this hasn't too young and nubile, move down winter, make sure to show up before his first single off of his last album, Go see Al Thck play live. changed a thing. the street to ... midnight; long outdoor lines during Truthfully Truthfully. We see a pat­ What you will learn: Why we told you the winter-on Halifax's windiest tern: Joel Plaskett supports higher to go see Al Tuck. The Dome. The Dome gets two types The Alehouse. Frequented by an older street-are not conducive to a buzz. education. You should support him: of clients: young, fresh-faced 19- crowd, the Alehouse is less disco­ he is the real deal. year-olds, new to the bar scene and theque than Pitchman's, but not The Argyle. Also doubling as a pretty What you will learn: How a live show looking to hook up, and older 25 to quite a maritime pub. Although ru- good restaurant during the day, the can be done really, really well. Argyle's best feature is its big patio, particularly on Thursdays (off-limits Porcelain Gods during winter months). The sweaty www.pgods.com basement dance floor loses some of The Porcelain Gods are the Teen Beat its appeal when you can't go upstairs (or, Twenty-something Beat) poster­ Wlntersleep to air out. boys for the younger Halifax gen­ www.wintersleep.com eration. And, they're not just pretty Wmtersleep's music is like putting The Split Crow. The Split Crow has an faces. They are one of the most prom­ something heavy at the end of a tree unbeatable Thursday power hour­ ising bands on the scene with music branch, and even though the branch and the bar is quintessential Mari­ that roots itself in Halifax's heyday of bends, it doesn't break. It's fragile­ times. Don't be surprised to get stuck the 90s but adds something totally yet powerful. at the door where you paid cover, knew. We're not sure what that some­ What you will learn: That names can thing is, but it has nothing to do with be deceiving. Wintersleep will not COIIJ1IIU£D ON 1'1\G£ l l plumbing. put you into hibernation.

Science Co-op & Jobs!!! Are you looking for: " Career related work experience? " Money to help pay for university? " Professional development? " Increased job opportunities after graduation? APPLY TO JOIN SCIENCE CO-OP Visit our website at www.dal.ca/scicoop for informatton on Science Co-op and 1ts disciplines - Biochemistry & Molecular Biology, Chemistry, Earth Sciences Economics, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, Mathematics, Microbiology & Immunology, Physics and Atmospheric Science Statistics. And these people know a thing or ike any modestly sized city, Hali­ two about presentation. Go see for fax has a wide range of choices L yourself. when it comes to dining out. But ask someone local for a nice Satisfaction Feast place to eat and you might always be 1581 Grafton St. 422-3540 sent to the same places: ll Mercato, Satisfaction Feast has been around Press Gang, Bish, Hamachi Steak for 23 years, and it is still going strong House, Jane's, Decca, Fid, Five Fish­ as the best vegetarian/vegan restau­ erman, Chives, the Da Maurizo, and rant in the city. so on. Especially worthy of mention are To be sure, these places have the chocolate tofu cheesecake, the great international menus with some vegan carrot cake, the neatloaf, the of the finest dishes in Canada-but vegetarian BLT, the mashed potatoes you might be better suited to visit with mushroom gravy .. .I could go on them with your parents' company in and on. The restaurant is a "divine mind. enterprise," complete with a guru For on-your-own excursions, (Sri Chinmoy), a meditation centre we've compiled a list of our personal and servers in saris. Whether this ap­ favourites: some are well-trafficked peals to you or not, you will go back establishments, others are off-the­ for the food and the friendly service. beaten track, and they all hope to Don't forget to pick up your inspira­ please. tional poem from the poem box by the cash. Trlbeca 1588 Granville St. 492-4036 Heartwood Bakery and Cafe This classy joint offers sophisticat­ 6250 Quinpool Road, 425-2808 ed dining to the tune of simple yet The Heartwood has been around for unique appetizers and entr~es. Your eight years, serving a different buffet tab may end up somewhere on the of vegetarian/vegan food and vegan pricey side, but the elegant atmo­ desserts every day. The restaurant sphere is well worth it. Head upstairs operates on a serve yourself, pay by for a more intimate setting or to catch weight basis and also sells home­ live music. made organic bread.

The Wooden Monkey Dlo Mlo Gelato 1685 Argyle St. 444-3844 5670 Spring Garden Rd, 492-3467 The cozy Wooden Monkey is dedi­ Dio Mio is a hotspot in the summer cated to providing well-priced meals thanks to the billions of flavours made with ingredients from the Hali­ of delicious homemade Italian ice fax region. If you're craving some­ cream and fruit ices, but the stel­ thing fresh, the Monkey's organic lar lunch and dessert menu and live dishes will not disappoint. You can music make Dio Mio a fun and cozy even sample Halifax-brewed soft choice in the winter, too. There are drinks. lots of vegetarian options on the menu, and all of the fruit ices are The Oasis Pub & Eatery both fat-free and vegan, and come 5675 Spring Garden Rd. 422-2227 in flavours ranging from standard Those who can penetrate the Oasis's strawberry and raspberry to exotic thick sheet of cigarette smoke will be avocado and wasabi. set to delight in the establishment's

Thursday night wing-fest. The food is Curry Village obscenely cheap and filling, and the 5677 Brenton Place, 429-5010 atmosphere is entertaining ... to say Named one of the "Top 100 places to the least. eat in Canada," Curry Village is our pick for the best Indian food in town. Sldllan Pizza The atmosphere is romantic, the 5245 Blowers St. 423-5555 food is delicious, and it won't break The infamous "pizza corner" provides the bank (ask about the student dis­ Halifax's famished with delicious count). There are also lots of vegetar­ pizza, direct from the oven, until all ian options (try the chana masala hours of the night. Of the three pizza Athens Restaurant The Cellar and saag paneer) and the naan bread shops, none reigns supreme, but our Salty's Restaurant 5677 Brenton Street, 429-3463 is top notch. 1869 Upper Water St. 423-6818 6303 Quinpool Road, 422-1595 pick goes to Sicilian. When you're sick of pizza and want to Salty's is sure bet for delicious, qual­ Athens offers a comfortable and af­ fordable eating experience. class-up your eating habits, or if your BaanThal The Economy Shoe Shop ity food, great maritime atmosphere A perfect place to eat with family parents are in town, this is the place 1569 Dresden Row, 446-4301 1663 Argyle St. 423-7463 and an unbeatable location. or friends, Athens provides large por­ to go. The Cellar offers an upscale Baan Thai is the (relatively) new Thai Disappointment is just not an op­ Salty's being at the heart of the tions at more than reasonable prices. dining experience in a casual atmo­ restaurant that everyone in town tion when dining at the Shoe Shop. Halifax waterfront, most of the menu The menu is varied, with everything sphere. Dine a date by candlelight is talking about. The restaurant is The food is so good you'll be slapping lists items fresh from the salty Atlan­ from a clubhouse sandwich to tradi­ without having to worry about a tie beautiful inside, and it's a great place your friends' hands away as they tic. Eat downstairs for a more casual tional Greek entrees. The roast lamb and jacket. The Cellar offers a variety to go to pretend you are somewhere reach in to sample your meal. This dining experience (and less of a blow dinner is highly recommended, and of delectable appetizers, excellent else ... namely Thailand. If you like spot is well priced, popular and open to your wallet). is usually on special. But no matter pastas, steak and seafood. Thai food-and especially if you like late-just go on in and seat yourself. Order the jambalaya or bouilla­ really, really, really good Pad Thai­ Great Wall Restaurant what you order, don't leave without baisse, but most importantly, try the this is the place to go. 1649 Bedford Row, 422-6153 trying the rice pudding-it's deli­ Curry Village caesar salad-it's the best around. All There are quite a few Chinese res­ cious! 5677 Brenton Pl. 429-5010 in all, a great place to celebrate a spe­ Dharma Sushi Curry Village is where to head when taurants in Halifax, but none of them 1558 Argyle St., 425-7785 Tomasino's cial occasion, or just the end of the in need of curry... in a hurry. Try a come close to Great Wall. Whether Although most of Halifax's sushi res­ 5173 South Street, 425-7111 week. delicious mango lassie, the perfect you're looking for traditional cuisine taurants are worthwhile, our pick or just a combination plate, Great Tomasino's is pizza for the pizza complement to any curry and naan Cora's goes to Dharma Sushi. If you're new Wall will please everyone. connoisseur. When you tire of the combo, or anything else your heart 5523 Spring Garden Rd. 490-2672 to Halifax sushi bars, ordering from Need an idea for a date? How same old Big Slice pepperoni and desires. The staff is friendly and If you want to go to Cora's on the the menu can be a bit of a chal­ about an evening dinner at Great cheese, stop in to Tomasino's and makes tasty recommendations. weekend, you'd better be prepared lenge- just ask the staff what's what, Wall and then a romantic walk along open your mind to the varied items to wait in line. The restaurant 'open and don't forget to tr) a dynamite roll the Halifax waterfront? Or for those that can top a pizza. For example, try Just Us until 3·00 p.m.) has an excellent and or two. Even if you've had the freshest who would prefer to stay at home, the new "Montrealer," with roasted 1678 Barrington St. 422-5651 extensive breakfast and lurch menu. sushi in the world at the Tsukiji fish Great Wall offers free delivery on or­ chicken, roasted red peppers, Porto­ While you are busy sipping on freshly bello mushroom, asiago cheese and There an 1ots of vet:;etariln options, market in Tokyo, you'll be pleased ders over S15. You won't even have to brewed, fair trade coffee at just Us, be spin..1ch Order delivery or rei i'1- and most meals come with a moun­ with Dharma. M.nato Sushi just up leave your dorm room, ap

corner, take a quick swing down Ar­ Destiny Jewellery in. Books are everywhere. The sky- gyle, and finally head down to Bar­ Park Lane Mall high shelves are packed to capacity rington, you're going to come across 482-7464 and piles of old books lean and loom the best of Halifax shopping all along Gorgeous jewelry laid out just so, in and around the shelving units. You the way. Here are a few top picks to a huge selection of Italian charms won't leave without finding yourself get you started. and a sprinkling of decorative knick- curled up in a corner, losing yourself knacks make this a store to frequent, in the endless selection. Even the Biscuit especially because it's owned by a Dal staircase leading to the second level 1661 Argyle St. alumnus and her family. of maze-y bookworm heaven is lined 425-5436 with more and more books. The best This Argyle gem is first on our list part: the staff somehow knows where for a reason. Designed to look like everything is, and is quick to the an old general store on the outside, chase on finding your desired book. f you're coming to Halifax from a tucked into small street corners. Stay Biscuit is chic, kitschy, adorable and I major city like Toronto, you're in out of the malls. Halifax Shopping edgy-literally one-stop shopping Sweet Jane's for a shock. You'll quickly find out Centre is close by, but you're not go­ for a youthful and vibrant crowd. 5431 Doyle St. that your shopping-destination fa­ ing to find anything there that you Aside from a great selection of wom­ 425-0168 vorites just aren't here. We don't have wouldn't otherwise find in a much en's clothes, there are men's clothes and Freak Lunchbox H&M, there is no Urban Outfitters more adorable shop downtown. If too, along with household wares: rare 1723 Barrington St. and Zara is nowhere to be seen. What you start at the top of Spring Garden, books, like New Yorker anthologies; 420-9151 Halifax does have to offer, however, is walk down toward the water, turn left paper dolls; quirky body products; The two best candy shops you'll ever a multitude of boutique-y treasures after the library, take a right at pizza the latest jewelry trends; hats and find. Sweet Jane's goes for the prin­ scarves; candy; bags and shoes; and cess poof dreamy version of a candy perfume that smells like popcorn Envy store, whereas Freak Lunch box looks and wet garden. Pay extra attention Park Lane Mall just like its name sounds. Both stores f•J\O, 'JIFR to the themed dressing rooms and 422-3033 are packed tight with every candy C O I.I.EGI. ') inspiringly stylish staff. Price tags in this shop might make you can imagine, but don't stop XXX you run away screaming, but don't there. You'll also find funky tins, toys COLI--. f(,E Black Market get scared too quickly. There's lots of and pleasant surprises. f )}; li !l: 1545 Grafton St. choice in denim, a wardrobe staple LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEER 423-5724 worth splurging for. If you're still If you can handle the strong scent of riding the UGG-mobile, you'll be EXPERIENCE? incense, take a peak in Halifax's hip­ pleased to know that there's lots of pie-esque Black Market. You can find furry-booted selection at Envy too. Frontier College is a Canada-wide, here everything from unique and non-profit, volunteer-based literacy organization. exotic jewelry to wooden sculptures. Jennifer's of Nova Scotia Since 1899 we have been reaching out to Besides leather, silver and beaded 5635 Spring Garden Rd. people and responding to their jewelry, this shop can keep you fash­ 425-3119 particular learning needs. ionable with colourful scarves and This down-home boutique is the ter­ boho-chic skirts and pants. ritory of tourists and locals looking Fun, enthusiastic people are needed to for hostess/bridal shower/dinner tutor in our community homework and Bookmark party/baby gifts. It should also be the reading programs. 5686 Spring Garden Rd. place where university students buy The Vault 423-0419 presents for their out-of-town family Spring Garden Pl. -one hour per week time commitment Nestled near the western end of and friends-they don't all just want 425-3624 -tutor training provided Spring Garden, Bookmark is a great DAL sweaters. It's not Tiffany's, but it's certainly not -It's an experience that will last a lifetime! alternative to the campus bookstore. Claire's, either. This is a tiny jewel box You can have school texts ordered-in, Junk and Foibles of a store, but it makes up in sparkle Visit us at the and the store even has a Foundation 1533 Barrington St. what it lacks in size. Delicate neck­ Frontier College office: Year Programme-specific section. 422-7985 laces, earrings in off-the-wall shapes, SUB room 320b With all the money you'll have to fork Please oh please do not forget about intricate rings, and bright gems await, Or call: 425-1517 over for schoolbooks, it feels good to Junk and Foibles. The vintage shop all from eclectic global designers. support a local store. has put together a store full of sec­ ond-hand and vintage clothing and Wildflower Oothlng D2 (part of Dugger's Mens Wear) accessories. The walls of the store are 5553 Clyde St. 5476 Spring Garden Rd. covered in vintage handbags and hats 420-0364 425-2525 that are sure to make your head spin. Size doesn't matter, really. This is the store for label-lovin' fash­ The prices are also pretty reasonable, the stores on this list are all that ionistos. The sheer attractiveness of and the store's stock is ever changing. big, and Wildflower is no exception. the store and its merchandise makes There are even a couple men's racks But, like the rest of them, Wildflower a female shopper wish she were near the changing rooms with lots of manages to pack its shelves with flair. male. The "Euro-hip" (as described great vintage steals. You'll find a lot of your favorite labels by the manager) men's clothes will from NafNafto Lululemon. 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Leonard Cohen The Best Of Although it doesn't Metallica technically count Master of Puppets as an album (it's a Stan Rogers Heavy metal has gotten heavier, louder compilation), · this Home In Halifax and faster since this 1986 outing-but it's still has to be on the Recorded in front of The Who never really gotten any better. Metallica list of best albums ever. Leonard's music .,1:.-o a live audience at the Who's Next combine balls-to-the-walls guitar is all over the map-from absolutely Dalhousie Arts Centre, The Who are one of these somewhat thrashing with multi-part compositions brilliant ("Chelsea Hotel," "Famous Blue , ··, ~ it's not my favourite t .' 1 __ .,. underrated rock bands that once spoke for and serious lyrical themes about drugs, Raincoat") to totally lame ("Closing Time," Stan album, but it's entire generation of rebellious youngsters insanity, isolation and empowerment. You "Democracy"). This compilation saves got the classics, and it's live. These days, but now barely register to anyone under 25. know, the "high-brow" stuff heavy metal you the trouble of programming your CD I get nauseous at the sound of the over­ The early-Who punk attitude combined was never really associated with-like player, because·these songs really are his played Barrett's Privateer's, so it's nice to itself with latter-day Who introspection ballads. Master of Puppets is heavy metal best. Catherine Cooper check out more of Stan's depth to keep it on Who's Next, the band's masterpiece; as played as an art form-par excellence. sounding fresh. Neal Cody most of these songs are about cultural and Chris LaRoche Beck political change, disenfranchised youth, Sea Change Les Cowboys Fringants and a bunch of other topicall970s themes The title comes from Attache ta Tuque! of social change. But the album rocks so The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Shakespeare's Tempest: This band's "Quebec folk-and-rock" style, hard you wouldn't ever really know this, or Stardust and The Spiders "Nothing of him that along with their social criticism and need to. Chris LaRoche From Mars doth fade I But doth nationalistic stance, has made them the Bowie's feverish tale of a suffer a sea-change I most popular group on the Quebec music U2 id, androgynous Into something rich and scene today. Although the true feeling of The Joshua Tree space alien come rock 'n' strange." Beck wrote it about a break-up, their music is in its lyrics, you can still U2 have never been roll martyr ushered in the Glam movement and its perfect if it's raining or if you are enjoy it if you don't understand French. greatartisticinnovators. in the 1970's, having an enormous effect breaking up. Catherine Cooper Neal Cody Although they crafted on music, fashion and art. Droves of fans that signature U2 would even cut their hair like Ziggy ("like Jeff Buckley The Tragically Hip sound of pulsing rhythm, delayed guitar some cat from Japan"). Musically, it is a Road Apples and righteous, over-dramatic vocals, they far-fetched concept album that actually album has A sucker for the hardly invented a genre of music outside makes little sense, but with wonderful something for everyone. mainstream, I've gone of their own singular sound. However, chord changes, sing-a-long choruses and I love "Lover, you with the classic Hip Brian Eno, U2's producer on this 1987 Mick Ronson's dazzling fuzz guitar riffs, Should've Come Over" album for my third album, almost single-handedly invented there's really no need for an intelligible and "Dream Brother." choice. If you know the ambient music and is one of the 20'h storyline. Sam Nijjar But the best track of all is Hip you know and if you don't know, century's greatest pioneers of electronic Buckley's cover of Leonard's "Hallelujah"­ then buy it and find out. Neal Cody music. U2's knack for writing stomping, the only instance I have ever heard of a anthemic pop tunes many times on one cover of one of Leonard's songs being an Led Zeppelin album is thus combined with Eno's genius Hearts Club Band improvement on the original. Catherine IV soundscapes-making The Joshua Tree at do you do when Cooper Perhaps the best hard really, really good. Chris LaRoche 're the biggest rock album of all time, IV band in the world and Underworld (also known as untitled, expectations are far too dub no bass with my head man zoso, the rune album, Daydream Nation high for your next album? Well, if you're Dirty Epic is a perfect song for me. I've • •Led Zeppelin, etc.) is the In this album, Atonal The Be a ties, you pretend you're a different devoted hours of my life listening to best selling record the Zepsters-the third­ strumming band, led by Mr. Pepper and Billy Shears, it on repeat. If you ever only own one highest-grossing musical act of all time meets questionable and write an album in character. Among downbeat electronic album in your life, and the most commercially successful songwriting meets The Beatles' numerous historical firsts, make it either this or AphexTwin's Selected rock band aside from the Beatles-ever singing meets "Sgt. Pepper's" is the first album to include Ambient Works 89-92. Loukas Crowther recorded. Not a bad track on this one folks: over-indulgent double-album "filler" lyrics printed in the album sleeve, the first there's proto-metal sludge ("When the syndrome in this pre-grunge 1988 release. concept album ever and the first album Levee Breaks"), proto-metal asskicking Armed with alternate-tunes, Fender to sport a gatefold LP jacket. It was an 1tt~ jPavement ("Black Dog"), proto-metal riffery ("Four Jazzmasters, loads of distortion and a instant smash, reaching# l in America and "'lfttqCrooked Rain, Crooked Sticks, Rock and Roll," "Misty Mountain rebellious attitude, Sonic Youth united staying there for a record-breaking four f jRaln Hop"), proto-metal balladry ("Goin' to popular songwriting and avant-garde consecutive months. Sam Nijjar I !My personal favourite California," "Battle For Evermore") and composition by way of atonal, chaotic and album out of their a steaming pile of all of the above in one often beautiful scrap-metal symphonies. The Beatles ~ !catalogue. I can't listen song, that ditty about the stairway and Their dirty guitar sounds and penchant Rubber Soul ~ to it without signing heaven and such that's been blasted out for melodic cannibalism paved the way Although Sgt. Pepper was the culmination along, which has proved to be awkward over FM radio waves more than any other Nirvana and that whole grunge thing the of years of experimenting with studio in public at work, and in front of my slice of rock n' roll vibrations. Get it while world would be subjected to by 1991. Chris trickery, it was Rubber Soul that initiated girlfriend. Damn that Stephen Malkmus it's still legal. Chris LaRoche LaRoche The Beatles' transformation from "She and his inane nonsense lyrics. Loukas Crowther movement is created largely by the Faith Hill including "Beast of Burden," "Under My Sebadoh mesmerizing interaction between the It Matters to Me Thumb" and "You Can't Always Get What Bubble and Scrape two lead guitarists. This album is one of Before country got You Want," on a nice and easy two-disc I was 15 when I bought the best debuts in history, and it has had tarnished by its set. this, a month before I a large influence on many other bands. brush with pop, and Life lessons learned: Classic rock is classic went to my first all ages Lindsay Dobbin before Faith became for a reason, and saying you're a Stones show. I nervously got a Southern belle sex fan gets you places, even if you only have Lou Barlow's autograph, and it still hangs Neutral Milk Hotel symbol, there was this their Greatest Hits-type CDs and you can't on my wall to this day. It's like that Beatles In the Aeroplane Over the album. I can't count how many times I quite explain the nuances of guitar licks. track "I am the Walrus," but replace Sea have sung into a makeshift remote control Jenn Morrison walrus with nerdy obsessive awkward Sgt. Pepper meets early microphone, belting out "Someone Else's teenage fan boy. Damn that Lou Barlow 90's lo-ti, Aeroplane Dream." And just this summer, I requested Outkast and his sappy god damn songs. Loukas is an essential album "Let's Go To Vegas" at a barn dance in Speakerboxxx/The Love Crowther in any indie rock fan's Clementsport. I think that guarantees Below collection. Psychedelic folk in areas, but my country fan credentials. Life lessons When this album Interpol it sometimes unexpectedly launches learned: Country is not just for bumpkins, got dropped off at Turn On the Bright Lights into brash indie rock accompanied by and if you're going to sing, make it loud. the Gazette office I I fell in love with this horns and sawing bass lines. Everything ]enn Morrison ~Wii·!ll inflicted a mortal album within seconds is thrown into the mix, but it is done well. wound on layout editor Loukas Crowther of hearing it for the first Lindsay Dobbin Madonna in a struggle to review the album and time. This will always Ray of Light subsequently get it for free. I would've be a "have to own or will shrivel up and George Gershwin Just as Madonna paid for it too, but killing a man for free die on the inside" album. Joy Division The Ultimate Collection was discovering yet and getting an album for it is just so much comparisons aside, this is a solid album A two-disc collection another alter ego better. Li Dong that begs you not to fall in love with it featuring the definitive comprising Hinduism, because in the end it will hurt you when performances of the yoga and techno, I was Is this a definitive list? No. This is just our it leaves you naked and cold in the street. Gershwin greats. Disc discovering Madonna. staff picks from the past few years. Loukas Crowther one features artists I bought this CD on a whim before my such as Louis Armstrong, Ella Fitzgerald, first trip overseas to London. I didn't listen Enjoy! The Beach Boys Billie Holiday, Sarah Vaughan, Bing Crosby to Madonna when I was growing up, and Pet Sounds and Audrey Hepburn. Disc two features while I now love "Vogue" and all the rest, A coming-of-age various orchestral overtures and suites of this "Candy Perfume Girl" album is so masterpiece. Pet Gershwin's classics, such as Rhapsody in underrated and fantastic and it made me Sounds is the album Blue and An American in Paris. Lindsay obsessed with her. In August, 2001, I saw against which every Dobbin her perform in New Jersey, and the best other pop album is judged. It raised the part of the concert was "Frozen," which bar as to what an album of songs could be Phil Spector Back to is my favourite song on the album. It as a unified whole. Lindsay Dobbin Mono reminds me of London and of growing up. He may have been a Life lessons learned: The importance of Television bit crazy, but he was discovery and idolatry. ]enn Morrison Marquee Moon a production genius. Marquee Moon is far Spector was the first The Rolling Stones from pretentious, full of definitive producer Forty Licks adventure and marked when he altered rock 'n' roll to suit his Mick Jagger said "Hi, there!" to me and my by an abundance of grandiose wall of sound style. Back to family at a North Carolina hotel, and since vigor. Despite songwriter Tom Verlaine's Mono is a four-disc collection of his best then, I've been smitten. This compilation focus on inanimate objects in his lyrics, work from 1958 to 1969. Lindsay Dobbin has all of my favourite Stones songs,

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