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Discussion of issues lacking in ugly debate By Jaci Gardell campus security, assuring fair distri­ bution of office space for student or­ As dirty politics once again in­ ganizations on the third floor of the vades the race for President, Univer­ union, the creation of a computer lab sity ofWisconsin-Milwaukee student for student organizations andtheregu- politicians did their best to continue lation of parking costs intheunionlot the tradition on a local level Monday Boehme discussed unionfoodser- in the Union Concourse. vice as well, saying that ours was The UWM Post and Times along "one of the best food services in the with Panther Publishers sponsored a UWSystem."Boehmewentontosay Union Policy Board debate between that prices should be regulated. Students for Union Reform [SURE] "Whether you buy a hamburger at party candidates' ArleneDunstanand the Gasthaus or the Court Grill, it Craig Koch andUsing UnionPolicies should cost the same," said Boehme. Better for Students [uUPBs] mem­ Mostofthe openingremarks made bers Andrea Boehme and Steve by SUREparty chair candidate Arlene —Post photo by Jim Sloslarek Crowley. Dunstan concerned what she termed uUPB members Andrea Boehme and Steve Crowley listen to questions at the Union Poll- cy Board debate Monday In the Union Concourse. Pledges of acleancampaignmade "taking back the union for the stu­ open elections for UPB two years by both parties seemed entirely for­ dents." not "kiss ass." service committee meetings?" gotten as the verbal sparring began "I ask you," said Dunstan, "is this The jousting began when Boehme went on to slag Dunstan ago. When Boehme denied the almost immediately following the really the student union, or is it just Dunstan stated she would allow about abstaining on the $5 million charged, Koch accused her of "hal­ openingcommentsofUPBChaircan- called that because we paid for it?" outside food vendors into the union budget vote last January. Dunstan lucinating." didate Andrea Boehme. Dunstan went on to outline a while reiterating that her opponent said she wasn't given enough time Union Policy Board Chair and Boehme said uUPBs platform in­ three point plan for the union which "likes it the way it is." to make an intelligent decision on Secretary are the only two cludes promoting the Kenwood Inn includedf ood service, student com­ In a brief rebuttal Boehme shot the matter. positionson the board elected by as it is the only hard liquor bar in the fort and student safety. Dunstan back that if "Arlene Dunstan cared The bout continued when SURE popular vote. Voting concludes to­ UW System, having a greater recy­ later stated she would work with so much aboutfood service why did party secretary candidate Koch ac­ day. cling program on campus, increasing union administrators, but she would she miss four out of five dining cused Boehme of voting against Brown's promises analyzed UWM classes too large simply throw them out sluggish American economy? ByKimberly Wilmot By Paul Van Slett The Brown message seems to be The cornerstone ofthe economic Therace for the Democratic presi­ reaching people with the stunning package that Brown has put forth is a Many University of Wisconsin—Milwaukee undergraduate stu­ dential nomination is down to two upset win in Connecticut over front proposal to creating 50 enterprise dents have more contact with their teaching assistants than with their major contenders, Bill Clinton and runner Clinton. Brown won the Con­ zones in areas of highunemployment professors. Jerry Brown. Brownisreceivingmore necticut primary Tuesday with 37 with high welfare dependency rates. So, on the upcoming anniversary of the Milwaukee Graduate attention since Paul Tsongas bowed percent ofthe votes. Business' setting up in these zones Assistants Associations creation, TAs are hoping that students will get out of the race due to his ballooning The question many voters are now and hiring the unemployed from this involved in their working conditions. campaign debt. starting to ask is: What would Jerry area would be given very generous The MGAA is currently in negotiations with UWM to exchange Brown'spopulistcampaign'scen- Brown do if we were to place him in but unspecified tax breaks. contract proposals. The proposal deals with the working conditions of tral theme is that Washington has the Oval Office? "That's a good temporary stop- teaching assistants that are employed by the university. Much of the been so corrupted by big money lob­ Brown, a former two-term gover­ gap,"saysUniversity ofWisconsin— bargaining centers around conditions that will affect all undergraduate byists and career politicians that it is nor of California from 1975-83, pre­ Milwaukee Economics Professor students at UWM. no longer responsive to the needs of sided over a rapid sustained expan­ William Holahan. "It enables entre­ Issues that are involved include class size, TA orientation, training average Americans—in effect, throw sion of the world's eighth largest preneurs inthecentral city of Chicago and evaluation procedures and concerns for international students. the bums out. But it is not enough to economy. How would he handle the or Milwaukee to competemore effec­ The working conditions that the MGAA Bargaining team is asking tively against third world competi­ for will improve the quality of education for students in the classes they *H tors." are teaching, according to MGAA Bargaining team member Melissa l§w8K:'*^*f ' Jlllli UWM Professor Ian Harris, an Venable. ^^ illifllill? expert incommunity based economic "TA working conditions equal students' learning conditions," said ;:li! : development, doesn't like Brown's ... ill Venable. "They're [negotiations] important to all undergraduates." m proposal. One example she uses is that when classes are over-enrolled, it '^lili "Usually enterprise zones not only becomes difficult for TA's to lead a class. ^ • have tax breaks but they also forego a "It's more than one person can deal with," said Venable. lot of other federal regulations like Another issue the MGAA is working on is waving tuition for TA's. • environmental standards and affir­ The UW System, Assembly Bill 465, the tuition waiver bill, has WmmW. & V mative actionquotas.Ifeelthoseregu- recently been amended and is on its way to the full Assembly. s 4 lations are important," said Harris. The new version allows the UW Board of Regents to remit in-state Brown has also proposed reform­ tuition for graduate assistants with appointments of 33 percent or ing the welfare system so that instead higher. of receiving a check, the unemployed Venable encourages students and other TAs to share their concerns wM liljg would recieve a voucher. by attending meetings every other Sunday evening, with the next Vouchers would be turned in to a meeting scheduled for March 22. "~—rosi pnoio oy IYIIKB I\MKOWSKI private employer who couldthenhire Former California Gov. Jerry Brown meets with students out­ "They [university officials] seem very open to bargaining," said Venable. "We hope to be done by the end of the semester." side Weasler Auditorium on the Marquette campus last week. Please see Brown page 4 Page 2 The UWM Post Thursday, March 26, 1992 Week in Brief Compiled by Sandra Spann

Bareboat certification available to Naylor to read from original 'Raptivisf to UWM Sailing Club members works April 21 at Centennial Hall speak at UWM The Sailing Club at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee is offering Sister Souljah, activist and "the American Sailing Association Bareboat Certification to Sailing Club Gloria Naylor, best known for brary Literary Society, assistedby female voice" ofthe rap group Public members for the third consecutive year. her novel "The Women of a grant from the Wisconsin Hu­ Enemy, will speak on Friday, March This class includes five classroom sessions on the UWM campus and a Brewster Place," will read from manities Committee. 27, at 8 pjn. in the Union Ballroom at weekend of live-aboard water instruction on a charter boat in Door County. her works at the Milwaukee Pub­ There are no tickets for the pro­ the University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ ASA Bareboat Certification classes will be held on the UWM campus lic Library's Centennial Hall, 733 gram; however, a $5 contribution kee. starting in April. To register or for additional information call Steve Janny N. Eighth St., on Tuesday, April to the Milwaukee Public Library Souljah has earned a reputation as at 358-3652 or Brian Peck at 271-3981. 21 at 7 p.m. Foundation is suggested. For a powerful orator through her univer­ Naylor's appearance in Mil­ group arrangements, contact sity lectures and appearances on "The 1 waukee is sponsored by The Li­ Marsha Sehler, 226-8703. Oprah Winfrey Show"and"Geraldo." 'Keep the Change campaign to Asarapping activist, or"raptivist," fund special activities Souljah also has recorded her mes­ sage in a hip-hop single, "The Final Student efforts have been ing March and April, students will UWM Popcorn Forum to address Solution: Slavery's back in Effect" launched to increase awareness of be donating toward one of the spe­ racism in middle schools Her new album, "360 Degrees of homelessness and hunger through cial activities planned during April, Power," is due to be released late this the "Keep the Change" campaign the declared Homelessness and A popcorn forum on Wednes­ The speakers will discuss re­ month. at the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ Hunger Awareness Month. day, April 8, 1992 from 12:30- cent racial incidents in Milwau­ Souljah's appearanceis sponsored waukee. On April 4, UWM volunteers 2:30 p.m. in the Fireside Lounge kee middle schools, strategies to by the Minority Affairs Division of By telling cashiers to "Keep the will joincollege students across the will discuss racism in Milwaukee avoid these conflicts and teaching theUWMStudentAssociation,UWM change" when purchasing food at country with the Hunger Clean Up. middle schools. children how to get along with Sociocultural Programming and the university outlets on campus dur- Volunteer teams of faculty, staff, Speakers will include human their peers of different cultures. Black Student Union. student and community members rights activist Viviane Nicolas, The forum is free and open to Tickets are $5 for students and $7 will be sent into the community to Maxine Waller, community orga­ the public and popcorn will be for the general public. Ticket infor­ Criminal Justice help "clean up," while receiving nizer and revitilizer in Ivanhoe, served. mation can be obtained by calling money through pledges. Students~ Virg. and Mary McCormick, lay 229^366. career day set from Marquette University and missionary who created health A criminal justice careerday will Cardinal Stritch will be joining care programs in Bogota, Colom­ Controversial restoration scenes on be held April 15,10 ajn.-2 p.m. at UWM in the citywide effort. bia. the University of Wisconsin-Mil­ display at Milwaukee Public library waukee Union Wisconsin Room, Ed Psych professor gives talk on Views of Michelangelo's paint­ sive photo and TV rights. 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. ing of the ceiling in the Sistine The new book, "The Sistine More than 50 federal, state and maternal employment at Greene Hall Chapel, showing it before and after Chapel" by Frederick Hartt, will be local agencies as well as businesses Deborah Vandell, professor of educational psychology at the Univer­ therecentcontroversial restoration, on display with a second book, "The will be represented. Agencies sity of Wisconsin-Madison, will give a free talk on maternal employ­ will be on display in the next few Sistine Chapel" by Roberto Salvini, scheduled to attend include the Se­ ment and the effects of child care on development on March 26 at 7:30 weeks at Milwaukee Public Library showing the before photos of the cret Service, U.S. Marshal's Of­ p.m. in the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's Greene Hall, 3347 N. buildings. chapel. fice, IRS, Milwaukee Police De­ Downer Ave. A newly acquired limited edi­ The photos will be displayed at partment, Milwaukee Sheriffs De­ Vandell will base her talk on her own research and that of others. tion book published last year shows the following locations and dates; partment and the Wisconsin De­ Besides her experiences as a kindergarten and second grade teacher, she the chapel scenes after a decade- March 23-28, Atkinson Library, partment of Corrections. has a master's degree in human development from Harvard University long restoration. The restoration, 1960 W. Atkinson Ave.; March 30- The career day, sponsored by the and a PhD in developmental psychology from Boston University. and the publication of the book, April 4, Zablocki Library, 3501 W. School of Social Welfare's Depart­ Sponsored by the Center for Women's Studies, Center for Teacher were funded in large part by $3 Oklahoma Ave.; April 6-11, Mill ment of Criminal Justice, is free and Education and Department of Psychology, the talk will be followed by million donated by Japan's Nippon Road Library, 6431 N. 76th St. i open to the public. a reception, sponsored by the Office of Student Life. TV network in exchange for exclu-

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Frequent poor health ["I catch Askingforhelpforourselves,rather -People feel free to talk about -People compusively preotect in­ -Coalitions form across genera­ eveything,""Ifeeltiredallthetime," then for almost anyone else, is a clas­ inner feelings. ner feelings. tions. "I'm so stressed out"] whichmeans sic problem of an adult child from a -All feelings are OK. -Only certain feelings are OK. According to Black, "Although skipped classes and or work and dysfunctional family. You are free to -The person is more important -Performance is more important it is true that anyone reading the more stress in"making up"for them. choose, and youcouldjust suffermore, then performance. then the person. laundry listcould identify with some Poor planning [financial, aca­ but your segregated fees pay for help -All subjects are open to discus­ -There are many taboo subjects, of the statements on it, only those demic, and social] which is a setup in these areas and this writer hopes sion. lots of secrets. who have been raised with chronic for money and grade-point stress you'll break the "caretaking of oth­ -Individual differences are ac­ -Everyone must conform to the loss are able to identify with most of and loneliness. ers" cycle and help yourself this time. UWM prof says Brown's flat tax proposal' i 1 '• Brown from page 1 ence they need while allowing em­ national sales tax. gram," said Holahan. energy prices. Go to the source. Ad­ i ployers to hire at a reduced cost. The only standarddeductions from Even if electedto office inNovem- just the prices and let the individuals Xdm this person while only paying them "People need job experience in the income tax would be mortgages, ber, it wouldbe almost impossible for who own the buildings figureou t the ? i the difference between the value of order to enter the workforce," Harris rent and charitable giving. The only Brown to convince Congress to go best way to adjust" f •j the voucher and the appropriate sal­ said. standard deductions for businesses along with his flat tax. Oddly enough it seems that issue ary or wage. "What happens is that people on would be depreciation, bad debt and Brown has proposed requiring the of retrofitting homes and buildings is k 4 Recipients of the voucher would welfare find it hard to get a job. This capital investment. retrofitting of buildings across the one ofthe few issues the major candi­ i Ji continue to get Medicaid and food would encourage employers to hire Holahan believes this would be a country with energy efficient plumb­ dates in both partys agree on. Brown stamps as a supplement which would people so they can start to build a disaster. ing, wiring, heating and cooling sys­ has been attempting to get political be phased out over a period of up to career." "The Social Security program tems as a means of saving over 300 milage out ofthe governments lower­ «*•» \ five years. The voucher value would The most radical of Brown's eco­ would become a welfare program in billion dollars in waste per year and ing of requirements to obtain feder­ %. A decrease while the wages increase nomic ideas is to scrap the entire essencebythisnewfinancingmethod. generating employment, ally backed low intrest loans from the over the fiveyears , moving a welfare federal tax system (including the So­ You will be paying for it out of in- Holahan doesn't think this is a Department of Housing and Urban i ) person off of public assistance and cial Security tax) in favor of a flat 13 cometaxesandpeoplewillthenlobby good idea, either. development. •r ) into the job market percent income tax and a 13 percent to reduce its benefits." "There's lots of money to be saved Brown will hold a campaign rally ' This subsidized job would allow value-added tax on all business trans­ "The tax is not regressive because but the best way to organize all of that in the UWM Ballroom at noon Fri­ •i the unemployed to receive an initial actions. The value added tax would your benefits are tied to those contri­ is through the market, not through day. 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A H Thursday, March 26, 1992 The UWM Post Page 5 ARTS & MERTADMETCT Trip Shakespeare, still exploring the landscapes a By Robert Pavlicsek and the Beach Boys among other less obvious bands are prominent, In case you haven't heard, the but it is far more honest to say that band Trip Shakespeare has been Trip Shakespeare has carved aniche nurturing its unique blend of har­ all its own. monies and slice-of-life story-songs From early on the band was criti­ since 1986. During this time, audi­ cally hailed in its home town of ences acrossthe Midwest have been Minneapolis and, through what witness to powerful live perfor­ seems a ceaseless touring sched­ mances coming from a band with ule, garnered a growing following an honesty and integrity that would throughout the Midwest. Often the make most other groups seem, dare band can be seen twice in one city in I say it, shallow and plastic. less than a year. From their two independently All this leads one to wonder how released collections, Applehead the group can continue to provide Man andAre YouShakesperienced?, the insights to a seemingly stable to their major label releases Across life with such a vigorous, nomadic The Universe and the recent Lulu, lifestyle on the road. the band has matured and grown "One thing is that we're not re­ steadily to terms with recreating the ally rock stars living lives that are intensity of their live performances that unusual," said guitarist, vocal­ in the context of a studio. ist and lyricist Matt Wilson. "At Trip Shakespeare's songs exist least it seems that way. I think that because even the most minute plea­ during the first four years I sus­ sures and pains of life couldn't be pended experience. I called upon ignored. The lyrics aren't unreal, or past experience because of touring even surreal. and recording and dealing with the The world of Trip Shakespeare band side of things.'' is reproduced with wide-eyed won­ However, the jump from the in­ der and solemn acceptance of the dependent do-it-yourself-or-die everyday experiences that are the jungle to amajor label has provided A&M recording artists Trip Shakespeare perform tonight at 9 p.m. at Shank Hall. hidden treasures in what you and I a little extra time for the band to see (and often don't see) around us. focus on creative endeavors. Al­ "The two records we put out corded basic tracks live in the stu­ John and Elaine have talked The background to the writing is ready preparing material for then- with them," he said. "Working dio and the result is the closest about recording a live show of melodic and often subliminal; sus­ next recording, Wilson is acutely with a producer was something sounding album to the true es­ new material as an album, but I ceptible to mood swings of light aware of time and when to use it. we had to do. It seemed like all the sence of Trip Shakespeare. don't know, I don't want to give and jubilant exhaltations to dark "I think some people are faster great records had great producers "We had a great time working up on the studio just yet," said and brooding inner searchings. songwriters than we are, but when I except for Prince and the Beach with [co-producer] Justin Wilson. Soaring falsettos and precise har­ get off the phone I'll probably go to Boys." [Niebank]," Wilson said. "For in­ monies from Matt and Dan Wilson Part of the Trip Shakespeare the van and open up the notebook," Comparing Across The Uni­ stance, we really didn't have a "master plan," Matt? and John Munson carry the natural he said. verse* with Lulu, Wilson con­ plan for the song (Jill Can Drive) "I wish we really had one, but forces of simplicity to higher levels Wilson doesn't force his muse. fessed to second thoughts. when we went in. We built it up while drummer Elaine Harris pro­ what I usually say in that respect Instead, he allows the ideas to cul­ "I think we may have tried too and made decisions as we went is that we want to make every vides the heartbeat and rhythm to tivate and, along with the band, hard on Across The Universe," he along." sometimes quirky changes. record different and new, al­ transform into full compositions. said. "It didn't turn out to be a In this context, Wilson and his though," he said. "I don't know if Listen closely to their music and Speaking of the transition to A & huge selling national album." bandmates are still exploring the that's such a good idea." you can find the nuances of many M Records, Wilson conveyed both Wilson revealed his confidence landscapes ofthe studio while try­ Trip Shakespeare performs with eclectic groups from the past. a positive vibe and mixed appre­ when speaking of the recording ing to maintain the feel of their New Moon tonight at 9 p.m. at Elements of Buffalo Springfield hension. sessions for Lulu. The band re­ live shows." Shank Hall, 1434 N. Farwell Ave. A view of Shakespeare's 'Pericles' By Kris Purzycki romantic epics—a melancholic me­ thy towards the pathetic Prince dium between tragedy and comedy. Pericles. "To sing a song that old was Set in ancient Greek provinces, the The crowd of no more than two sung, play narrates the journeys of the sea­ dozen risest o grab their belongings. From ashes ancient Gower is faring Pericles, prince of Tyre. He They thank director Mark Bucher come, finds love in a foreign land, his lost along with some of the actors and Assuming man's infirmities, daughter in abrothel andfinallyunites actresses who have lingered around To glad your ear and please your everyone in the end. before returning to their modem at­ eyes." The Boulevard Ensemble has be­ tire. —William Shakespeare gun the production. The lights Bucher talked about the choice to So begins the story of Pericles, slowly ignite, lighting the floor/stage produce Pericles rather than one of the intrepid, unfortunate prince of quite eerily. The cast's costumes Shakespeare's more popular plays. Tyre. Pericles, a little-known are similar to those of Vic Tanny "I wanted to challenge everyone, Shakespearean play, is being per­ employees: blue T-shirts and black including the audience," Bucher said. formed by one of Milwaukee's most sweat pants or skirts. The reprobate "We wanted to do something differ­ provocative underground theaters, King Antiochus is garbed in a red ent." The Boulevard Ensemble. kerchief across his furrowed brow. According to Bucher, the reason The minute theater, a unique Thaisa, crowned wife of Pericles, behind the simple background and "store front" playhouse holding 30 bears no costume extras, save the minimal use of props is so the audi­ people, is asimpleroom with chairs expressions and voice. ence canfeel as though they're part of placed in an awkward semi-circle, Throughout the entire perfor­ the production. The intimacy ofthe facing twin, slightly raised plat­ mance, three major props make an setting creates the mood appropriate forms. The walls, rather than over­ appearance: a common foot locker, for this particular play. loaded with paper mache trees and three ladders and ahandmade casket. The Boulevard Ensemble is per­ cardboard castles, are splashed with Actors fetally crouch on the floor to forming Pericles Thursday, March nauseating colored paint. A wicker create living sofas. 26 through Sunday, March 31, with a Jazz elite Sonny Rollins stick lattice, yawning from floor to During the performance, Irecalled possible extension until next week­ Sonny Rollins, hailed by many as the world's greatest living tenor ceiling, is the only intricacy to this the overwhelming drama of end. Tickets are $8 on Thursdays and saxophonist, will appear in his first Milwaukee performance in 14 small theater—the word "simplic­ Shakespeare. Thequeenhasdied,fhe Sundays, $9 on Fridays and Satur­ years as part ofthe University of Wisconsin Great Artist Series Friday ity" comes to mind. walls, dripping with the spontaneous days. The theater is located on 2250 night at 8 p.m. in the Pabst Theater. The ensemble's actors and ac­ decor, appear to be mourning along S.KinnickinnicAve.,inasmall,fairly In the five decades of his uncompromising jazz recording career, tresses chant orgasmically, slowly with Pericles. The striking gestures hidden, white guise. Rollins has played and recorded with the likes of Miles Davis, Max raising their voices, until slithery cast looming shadows on my lap. I This is a wonderful opportunity to Roach, Charlie Parker and Branford Marsalis. He will be joined in his chills slinkupanddownone'sspine. find myself having to reposition my see one ofthe greatest acting troupes Milwaukee performance by his newest jazz quintet. The stage fluctuates with the slight legs to avoid fumbling the musing in the area. Itmaycostabitmorethan Tickets are $20 and $ 17, depending on seating. Tickets are available movements of the cast and it be­ figures before me. By the end ofthe amovie, but the extramoney pays for at the Pabst Theater or the UWM Box Office, 229-4308. gins. performance, my head throbs under the impact of one of Shakespeare's Pericles is one of Shakespeare's the pressure of unreleased sympa­ great plays. Page 6 The UWM Post Thursday, March 26, 1992 Jasmine Road Affair's improvisational fusion

By Marc Simon Rodriquez jazz styles. Jasmine Road Affair was formed The Jasmine Road Affair are a in the late 1980s, taking its form as a local Milwaukeebandwho oftendefy four-piece in 1988. The band was easy or simple definition. comprisedoffoundingmembersTom Onfirst observation, one may eas­ Edler(bass) andKentPhillips(cirums), ily misplace them in the realm of jazz then subsequently joinedby guitarists fusion. This placement is not, how­ Jamie Shavers and Chris Jonesen. At ever, accurate. Theirmusic does very the time, the band was heavily influ­ much and very often resemble fusion enced by—and most resembled— style, like that of Weather Report or art-rock bands like KmgCrimsonand Miles Davis, but more closely re­ Mahavishnu Orchestra, as well as the sembles funky psychedelic jam mu­ Grateful Dead. The band was well sic. knowasanEastSide,RiverwestcrOwd However, Jasmine Road Affair pleaser who often performed songs describethemselvesasmerelyan"im- that lasted well over 20 minutes. provisational act" And this is about Current band members Jamie and the most accurate description avail­ Tom remember it as being a "very —Post photo by Marc Simon Rodriquez able. Their music is powerful and wide" or "spatial" format which lent The Jasmine Road Affair are defining a post-modern impulse in Milwaukee. energetic to the point of extreme, but itself to long, drawn out jams lacking it is also very much a professional unity of purpose. They did, however, workedcloselywithMilwaukee'sThe ence dances in a frenzy the entire tion in this band. They seem to enjoy type. enjoy the music, but felt something Clams to help each other better define show, and I admit this is quite easy to the reaction of their peers to instru­ The professionalism was most was lacking spiritually as well as ar­ and improve their styles. Onecansee do. At other timesth e shows follow a mental music. The music may have likely accrued from their training at tistically. in both bands this evolution in sound. more traditional jazz format, but the been on the outskirts of pop music for the Berkeley School of Music, as well After losing Chris Jonesen, and a The music itself is something that audience merely adjusts to the tonal years, but it is alive and well here in as the Wisconsin Conservatory of short-lived stint with a keyboard remains interesting for the listener to difference and continues to move Milwaukee. Music inMilwaukee. Thebandprides player, they beganmoving in adiffer- experience, if hard to comprehend. along. It is amazing to see a young Their shows are never the same. itself on its ability to accept andutilize entdirectionwiththeadditionofAaron The crowd is made up of old follow­ audience getting into such musically Each has its own texture and mood. the variety of music styles now avail­ Von Odenallen on the saxophone. ers andfriends, as wellas new recruits complex art, but they do. TheJasmineRoad Affair are aMUST able from the obscure Butthole Surf­ With the addition of Odenallen, who may have seen them first at Each time I see the band there are SEE. Check your local calendar for ers to the work of jazz greats like Jasmine Road Affair began moving Weedstock or benefit concerts. The more and more new people at the appearances at local East Side clubs, Theolonious Monk They truly are a more rapidly into therealm of modem artist-audience experience at a Jas­ shows. Theyenjoy theirsteadycrowd, especially the Stork Club, located at band in tune with the best and most jazz and helping to define a post- mine Road Affair show is as eclectic but are always willing to recruit new 2778 N. Weil St., where they really interesting modern as well as classic modemimpulseinMilwaukee. They as theirmusic. Sometimes the audi- fans.There'sagreatsenseofsatisfac- shine. An overdose of sex tarnishes 'Basic Instincts' this once-legendary rock star "got SHE'S in charge! far in the picture. Get on with the tures is Robocop. off before he got offed," jokes one Excuse me, Miss Tramell, but story! Screenwriter Joe Eszterhas has of Nick's police buddies. there's no smoking. Lighting the So far I've only given details of written thrillers with sex before; The cops are hot on the trail of cigarette anyway, she asks coyly, thefirsthalf-hour of the film. You'll Jagged Edge being one of them. the killer because the bartender that "What are you going to charge me just have to go see the film to see This movie had a $3 million night saw the dearly departed leave with... smoking?" what all the controversy is about. script. Film students, get crackin'! with his girlfriend. Off to the She has already started her new­ (P.S. There's a lot more action to $3 million could buy an awful lot of girlfriend's house they go. est novel about a cop who falls in come.) things. Coming down the stairs of the love with the wrong woman. Michael Douglas stars in this A lot of gay and lesbian activists By Jim Haig house is the girlfriend's girlfriend, "What happens?" asks Nick. fast-paced pomo/murder/thriller are shooting this picture down be­ Roxy (Leilani Sarelle). She sends "Hegetskilled," she grins sheep­ because he can identify with the cause it shows a lesbian who is a It's not often that a human will the boys in blue to the beachhouse ishly. character. He is one of the best homicidal killer. object to vivid, open and unadulter­ where "she" is. As she adjusts herself in the seat, actors on screen today. Unfortu­ Controversial or not, check it ated sex between two consenting Catherine Trammel (Sharon she uncrosses her legs long enough nately, he picked a script that has out. Some good action compen­ people in a film,bu t might actually Stone) is a murder mystery writer to get this picture an X rating. (I TOO much nudity and not enough sates for the sexual nature. There think it gets in the way in the new and her latest novel also describes called the studio and did learn the thrills, unlike his last effort, Fatal are even a few chase scenes and movie Basic Instinct. exactly how the late boyfriend be­ sex scenes in this picture had to be Attraction. blood and guts. 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By Brian Huber stars in "Mark Twain Tonight!" weaves in commentaries on per­ Tryouts: Tryouts for the 1992- Luncheon: Future Milwaukee, which will be performed at 8 pjn. at sonal, historic and political issues. 1993 Pom-Pon Squad at UWM are a non-profit leadership training or­ HEY GANG!! There are a the Pabst Theater, 144 E. Wells St. being held over the next several ganization, will feature Pulitzer couple of pro-choice benefits being For ticket information, please call Video Art Opening: Joan days. All interested students are Prize-wiruiing journalist Clarence held this calendar week. The first 278-3663. Snavely, an award-wirining video invited to attend clinics all this week, Page as the speaker for its luncheon takes place at 11 ajn. Friday, March artist, will present her latest works with final selections to be made to be held at the Marquette Alumni 27 at the Coffeehouse right here in Child Literacy: A daylong event at an opening reception at 8 pjn. at Friday. Tonight's clinic will beheld Memorial Union. The keynote topic the UWM Union. Music by the entitled "Kids Who Read Succeed" the Walker's Point Center for the from 7 to 9 p.m. at the Engelmann will be "Building Bridges Among Housewives and poetry by Stacy will feature representatives from the Arts. The works, entitled "Broken Gym. All performances will be Diverse People and Communities." Symanzcek and Shona Gochenaur Milwaukee Public Library, campus Heart" and "Wanting For Bridge," judged on performance of routine Mr. Page is a syndicated columnist will be featured. The second takes and community role models (sorry, are among the first expressive ani­ (precision, kicks and showmanship/ for the Chicago Tribune. For more place at 8 p.m. Tuesday, March 31 I had to decline), and a keynote mations done by computer. Stavely smile), creation of a short dance information, please call Young at attheY-NotllTavern,706E.Lyon. presentation by Cora Louise will follow the presentation with a routine (with your own music) and 276-1540. Music andpoetry will be performed, Parchia, a retired teacher for the talk-back about computer anima­ splits (optional). For further infor­ featuring the Housewives and Great Milwaukee Public Schools who has tion. Admission is $3 for the gen­ mation, please call the Intramural Wednesday, April 1 Big Atom Smasher. A $3 donation more than 30 years of experience. eral public, and $2 for students. For Office at 229-6433. will be requested. The event starts at 9:30 a.m. in the more information, please call the April Fools Day—the Not a group to take the wind out Wisconsin Room ofthe Union. WPCA at 672-2787. Film: "Tampopo," a Japanese Trojan War was a rub­ of your sails, the Sailing Club at film, will be featured as part of an ber match!! UWM will offer advanced sailing Reading: The Playwrights Stu­ Sunday, March 29 international film series at classes this spring. The classes are dio Theater will hold a play reading Marquette University. The filmi s a the American Sailing Association at 7:30 p.m. in the Art Gallery ofthe comedy (and an ode to food) as its April Fools Frenzy: Another Film: "Flight of the Navigator," UWM Union. A donation to PST is main character, a shop owner, way to get a laugh today, besides Coastal Navigation Course and the aKinderCinemafilm, will be shown requested. searches for the perfect ramen listening to a Republican, is to at­ Sailing Club's Racing Rules and at 12:30 and 2:30 p.m. at the Union noodle. The film will be presented tend the April Fool's Frenzy at the Tactics. Anyone interested in fur­ Cinema. Admission is $1.50. ther information on either of these Film Festival: "Gaijin" appears from 7 to 9 p.m. at the MU Weasler Union Ballroom. Die Kreuzen, at the Union Cinema as part of the Auditorium, N. 14th and W. Wells BlackFish and Feck will perform. classes can call Steve Janny at 358- Film Festival: "Asian/Ameri­ Asian Women's Film Festival. The Streets. A discussion will be held The show starts at 6:30 p.m. Any­ 3652, or Brian Peck at 2714981. can/Woman: Four Short Pieces," film is the story of a young Japanese following the film in Room 407 of one 18 and older is invited to attend. Finally, are you in search of a rounds out the Union Cinema's woman who emigrates to tum-of- MU's Alumni Memorial Union, Admission prices are $4 for stu­ good way to celebrate April Fool's Asian Women's Film Festival this Day without hurting anyone, ex­ the-century Brazil to make her for­ adjacent to the auditorium. Admis­ dents, and $6 for the general public. tune on coffee plantations. Instead, weekend. The films deal with rac­ sion is free, and the public is invited cept possibly yourself? Suicide is ism, what it means to be a Japanese- not the answer, eating Union Food she finds a harsh, alienating society to attend. Tryouts: Tryouts for the 1992- ruled by the small aristocracy. The American and the "one-dimen­ 1993 UWM Pom-Pon Squad will is! Anyway, I gotta get to work sional" portrayals of Asian women here. Andnow, without further ado, film is to be shown at 8 pjn., and it be held from 3:30 to 5:30 pjn. to­ is recorded in Japanese and thatHollywoodproduces. Thefilms Tuesday, March 31 day in Room G03 ofthe Klotsche let's take a look at the week of start at 8 pjn. March 26 through April 1. Portugese, with English subtitles. Tryouts: Pom-Pon tryouts for Center. For more information, the 1992-1993 UWM squad will be please see Monday, March 30 in Friday, March 27 Monday, March 30 held from 7 to 9 pjn. in the En­ this calendar. gelmann Gym. See Monday, March Sister Souljah: Sister Souljah, a Blood Drive: A Blood Drive 30 for more information. EVENTS member of the popular rap group will be held from 10 ajn. to 3:30 Public Enemy, is the featured pjn. in the Wisconsin Room of the speaker in "Sister Souljah Speaks," UWM Union. Thursday, March 26 a lecture dealing with poverty, ig­ norance and racism. The lecture Lecture: "Rethinking Colum­ will be held at 8 p.m. in the Union bus: A Native Perspective," will be Ballroom. Admission is $6 for the given at 7:30 p.m. in the Fireside campus community, and $12 for P & Lounge of the UWM Union. The* the general public. lecture will be given by Winona NDER LaDuke, a leading activist on Na­ Film Festival: This weekend's PUB Tuesday tive American, environmental and Asian Women Film Festival con­ u $1.50 Tacos-Chicken & Steak" women's issues. This is the first in tinues at the Union Cinema with tfla Qhies Capitd of Mfamfyt a series of lectures sponsored by "Shoot For the Contents," a film 1216Thursday E. Brady, MarcSt •h 276-26726 7 UJednesdou Mobilization for Survival entitled that ponders questions of power, Rocket Scientist 2 for 1 Taps <5i Rails "Building Multicultural Commu­ change, politics and culture, and $1.00 cover Thursdays how the events at Beijing's $3.00 1/2 Gallons of nities." The series is to address the Miller or Miller Lite 500th anniversary of Native Ameri- TiananmenSquarechangedtheway $3.50 Pitchers Si $1.75 Imports cans' discovery of Columbus, and those questions are dealt with. The Friday, March 27 Jim Liban Blues Combo Mar. 26 Willy Porterl how that discovery forever changed film will be shown at 8 pjn. Mor. 27 Sad But True, the world's society. The lecture is Saturday, March 28 free and open to the public. For Saturday, March 28 Johnnie B. More Mar. 28 Secret Gold fish I more information, pleae call Mobi- Sunday, March 29 Mar. 29 .. Sigmund Snopek lizationfor Survival at 964-5158, or The Complained Bluet Jam Film Festival: "Song ofthe Ex­ $3.00 1/2 Gallons Up & Under Bnw the Union Information Center at ile" will be presented at 8 p.m. at the 229-4825. Wednesday, March 11 Union Cinema as part of its Asian Blues Legend-Mojo Buford E. BRfll Women Film Series. The film is 278-0188 Mark Twain: Hal Holbrook heavily autobiographical, yet

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By Paul Krueger couldn'tseemtohitif coming in atfull Carrie Vorpahl: Started the sea­ speed. Should concentrate on her left son strong, struggled for a while, then Gelling quicker than anticipated, hand over the summer. A-. played well in the last three games. the University ofWisconsin-Milwau- Niki Flack: Led the team in scor­ Was among the team leaders in re­ kee women's basketball team sur­ ing and teamed with Teske to give bounds, three-point and free throw passed its goal of a .500 season for UWM a top-notch inside game. A percentage. Was dependable, starting 1991-92, finishing 17-11. tough player with good range who all 28 games, but tended to fall out of After a rocky 2-4 start, the Pan­ isn't afraid to mix it up, Flack should the flow ofthe game at times. A well- thers put together winning streaks of get even better next year. Although rounded player with no big weak­ six, four and three games to close out she led the team in free-throw shoot­ nesses, although she could improve the season with a flourish. ing, Rack only made it to the charity her shot selection. An open 15-footer Coach M.A. Kelling orchestrated stripe just over three times a game. iseasierthana 10-footer in someone's an unselfish team that exhibited a Inconsistency (led the team in scor­ face. B-. great amount of togetherness. An ing, butdidn'thitfor double figures in Erica Young: Did a good job early-season win over eventual 10 of 28 games) was Flack's biggest rebounding underneath in a limited NCAA tournament team Toledo also weakness. Can let frustration get to amount of playing time. Played well gave the team a spark of confidence. her at times. B+. enough so that Kelling had a chance AlthoughUWMplayedgreatteam Pam Bartnik: Running the show to give Flack and Teske an occasional ball, many ofthe players shined indi­ withreckless abandonfrom the point, rest. Missed too many two-footers for vidually. The following is a report Bartnik led the team in assists and a forward, though. Should work on card for the players. turnovers. Shot terribly to start the being more aggressive andintensefor Teresa Teske: Showing the lead­ season, but came on as it progressed. next year. C+. ership necessary of a senior, Teske Has a tremendous passion for the Kathy Kamrath: Finished her led by example. She came up with game andthetalenttomatchit. Should career as a role player on UWM's five double-doubles on the season, be great if shedoesn'tgetastep ahead talented team. Shot the ball well and including a stretch of three in a row. of her teammates. Bartnik needs to made several nice entry passes for a Teske led the team in rebounding and work onher free throws, 60 percent is non-guard. Played consistently and blistered the nets at 53 percent. She way too lowfor aguard, andcutdown helped "coach" some ofthe younger continued her strong inside play and her turnovers, many of which come players. C+. extended her range to about 15 to 18 from forced passes. B-. Mindy Rosensteil: Has a very feet throughout her four years. Her Janet Schubert: Was a solid niceshootingtouchforapowerplayer. UWMs Janet Schubert rated a B- this season but will be hardworking play and attitude made backup at the point all year andplayed Played hard and pretty well when called upon more next year to be a more aggressive guard. her a coaches dream. A-. well enough to let Kelling move given a shot Looks to have good INC. vited to the NIT). She always has her Laurie Krajnik: For all-around Bartnik to shooting guard at times. potential and could be a diamond in M.A. Kelling: Kelling saw her team prepared and never stops coach­ play, no one on the Panthers could Didn't shoot well, but has a nice- the rough for Kelling. Should try to team return to the f amiliar way-over- ing. UWM played rather listless in match Krajnik, who was among the looking shot Also looked tentative streamline herself more for added .500-land in '91-'92 after a subpar squeaking by a couple of teams they team leaders in points, assists, re­ bringing theballup under heavy pres­ quickness and jumping ability next '90-?91 season. A home loss to Indi­ should have blown out but a win is a bounds and shooting percentage. She sure. Confidence may be the key for year. INC. ana State was about the only game the win. With redshirt Andrea Shish and also led the team in minutes, steals Schubert, who could be a John Darlene Zahn and Nicole Panthers lost that they should have freshman Susan Chitko coming in, and,urrioubtedly,floorrAirns.Krajnik Martinez-like player. Averaged one Schmidt: A pair of walk-ons who won. She also engineered the team to finding replacements for Teske and was theplayer opposing coaches tried foul every two games, indicating that didn't see much action. Both played big wins over Toledo (invited to the Flack, who will be a senior, are prob­ to take out of the game. About her increased aggressiveness mighthelp. with intensity when given a chance, NCAAtoumey),andUW-GreenBay ably Kelling's biggest concerns for only problem was layups, which she B-. but couldn't crack Kelling's rotation. and Missouri-Kansas City (both in­ next year. A.

UWM Track Men's Tennis Outdoor season upon us Netters continue success By Rob Peterson Craig Gruenwald UWM's three victories came schools in the UW-Stout Team Poor Jeff Schreiber. from Dave Slonac and Chris Tournament in Menomonie, WI. Schreiber, a senior distance runner from Mukwonago, was seen last Which is the real University of Schifano in singles matches, and UWM won their third consecutive week, the week of spring break, in an East Side supermarket purchasing Wisconsin-Milwaukee men's ten­ number one doubles team, Dave tournament by conquering talented amenities for his home. nis team? and his brother Jim. The Panthers St. Olaf, 6-3 in the finals. Milwau­ While this may not be big news for those of you who stayed home, Is it the team that lost to Division played up to par, but DePauw was kee also breezed through the Schreiber was one of the unfortunate track team members who missed I DePauw 5-3 last Friday, or the devastating. Koppa gave credit quarter and semi-finals, acing both the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee's trip to Florida, the first trip of team that shut out the University of where credit was due. Carrol College and Michigan Tech, the outdoor season. Indianapolis 5-0 last Saturday? "I wasn't disappointed because 9-0. "Why," I asked Jeff, "are you still here?" Same team, different day. Even my guys actually played really "Itwasagoodwin,"Koppacom- "Student teaching," said abummed out Schreiber. "It stinks, but what the great ones lose a few. good," he proclaimed. "I wouldn't mented. "We beat St. Olaf and they can you do?" UWM traveled to Greencastle, take anything away from this team are a really strong team." Jeff, where are your priorities? While you were slaving away, Indiana on Friday. Despite the small (DePauw), they played real well. Chris Schifano stepped up into educating yourself on how to educate others, your teammates were name, DePauw University was a Our guys played good, but you can the number two position with experiencing the sun, sand, surf, sights and sounds of a southern state. big challenge. UWM Coach Tim play good and still lose." Delasanta out of action. Koppa However, do not get any ideas the Panthers sold all those fund- Koppa knew this team was not to be The netters then traveled on to called the match, "the best match of raising candy bars and coupon books just for pleasure. The Panthers taken lightly. the University of Indianapolis on his (Chris') life." were in Florida to take care of serious business at the Florida State "I expected it to be close because Saturday. The chilly 30 degree A Look Ahead Relays in Tallahassee. they are one ofthe top Division Ul weather made for uncomfortable The next stop for the road war­ How serious? Consider these facts— teams in the country," he said. "We playing conditions, so the teams riors (having played only one home The meet took four days to complete, beginning on Wednesday and were ready for a big match." called off the meet after reaching match all season) is at Ripon Col­ ending Saturday- In the best of nine point contest, the minium time requirements. lege on Friday. "A really strong More than 100 teams participated, including perennial Division I UWM stopped after falling behind UWM won the meet by being on team" is how Koppa described this powers Louisana State, Duke, Syracuse, Notre Dame and Florida— 5-3. Cool weather and limited court top 5-0. group of athletes. The Redmen will Olympic athletes from at least three other nations competed— availability played a role in the al­ The day began with doubles, as enter this one with a chip on their And two former world record holders, including Calvin Smith, the ready lengthy five hour match. number one seed Dave and Jim, shoulder as UWM's Slonac broth­ first man to break the 10-second barrier in the 100-meter, were in Koppa also felt the absence of his along with number three seed, Chad ers shocked two of Ripon's doubles attendance— number 2 player Dean Delasanta Lehman and John Maas, each won teams in a tournament in Madison It was extremely heady competition for a young team in its first was a key factor in the outcome. in straight sets. only weeks ago. UWM pulled a outdoor meet of the season. Head coach Pete Corfeld viewed the meet "It(the match) wasclose,"Koppa Chris Schifano and Dennis Rielly rabbit out of a hat by beating these as a valuable learning experience. said. "They were really good, but I withstood three sets at the number two, as they were the number one "I liken it to my first year here," Corfeld said. "It was an eye-opener think if Dean was there we could two seed. and number two ranked tandems in in terms of a talent level we can aspire to." have won the match." The other two points came at the tourney. Delasanta will be re­ Happily for Corfeld and the Panthers, one of those eye-opening With the Panthers down 4-3, singles in the form of straight set turning for this match. performances was courtesy of freshman thrower Steve Schwengel. UWM's John Maas lost a nail-biter wins by Dave Slonac and John Saturday will see the Panther Schwengel provided the highest UWM finish in the FSU Relays, a 7-6 in the third set to put it out of Maas. racquets moving on to UW-Green second place in the discus with a throw of 152-3. "That's heck of a thro w reach. A win would have tied the Looking Back Bay to face the Phoenix and the for a freshman in his first outdoor meet," Corfeld said. "He loves the match 4-4, with Dennis Rielly on The weekend of March 6-7 found Please see Track page 9 deck. the Panthers among seven other Please see Tennis 9 Thursday, March 26, 1992 The UWM Post Page 9 Men's Volleyball Panthers improve to 22-11 on long road trip By Steve Koenig • the Panther defense turned great digs „^Wee didn't^^ let/ef the^e rride\cje "WWe kind of loafed through it" he UWM Friday night as the reserves and blocks into points, while saw a lot of action in a 15-4,15-5,15- bother us. We just but­ said, "and we didn't use our first- Fatigue? What's that? Erlenbaugh came away with three stringers as often. We wanted to fool 2 sweep. TheUniversity ofWisconsin-Mil- kills, a tipan d an ace to frustrate the chered them." the other team." The Great Play Sports Volleyball waukeemen'svolleyballteamplayed Colonials. —UWM Coach Tom Pleyte That other team was Juniata, and at Club then gave the Panthers their last as if it didn'tknow the meaning ofthe A five-point run, capped by a kill first it worked. In that match the loss ofthe stretch, halting them 17-15, word, as it won eight matches and lost by Mark Merlet made the final 15-5 "We didn't let the ride bother us," Panthers came away with a 15-6 win. 15-12,15-9,15-10. only four over spring break, playing in favor of UWM. Pleytesaid. "Wejustbutcheredthem." But then Juniata came back for the "We thought we could beat them," nine straight days. Snopko led the Panthers with 15 East Stroudsburg was next on match win by scores of 15-9,15-12, Pleyte said, adding tongue-in-cheek, The topper came this past Sunday kills, while Erlenbaugh added 14. Joe March 16, and the Panthers defeated 12-15 and 15-9. "but we played like we had been on when the Panthers swept Long Island Lynch made 46 assists, and the Pennsylvania team 15-5, 15-10, The road trip continued the next the road for a week." University-Southampton at the Erlenbaugh contributed 11 digs. 15-8. day at St. Francis of Pennsylvania, The matches over the spring break Klotsche Center. "We thought we would win if we St. Patrick's Day gave the Pan­ where UWM won 15-9,15-8 and 15- put the Panther official record at 13-9, Despite the Colonials' height ad­ passed well enough," UWM Coach thers both good and bad luck, as they 4. Then came a tough loss in 22-11 overall, and 1 -5 in the Midwest vantage, the Panthers showed they Tom Pleyte said. "Wecouldn'trattle split two matches in Huntingdon, Pa. Kankakee, 111. on Mar. 19 to Rutger- Intercollegiate Volleyball Conference. wouldnotbeintimidated,scoringnine Donaghy, butDiTusais an emotional A club team from Lebanon Valley Newark 16-14,15-12 and 15-5. The Panthers get amuch-deserved straight points in the first game to lead player, so we put our bigger blockers showed it wasn't in the Panthers' Last Friday, through Sunday, the break until April 3, when they take on 14-4. Two blocks by Mark Kharitou on him. class, losing 15-10,15-7 and 15-4. Panthers hosted the UWM Invita­ Tri-State at the Klotsche Center be­ and akill and atip by Bob Erlenbaugh "Ironically, our big key was that Pleyteadmittedthattheteam"sand- tional at the Klotsche Center. Trinity ginning at 7:00 pjn. keyed the streak. our smaller hitters did a great job of bagged" the match. College of Illinois was no match for The Colonials made a big come­ hitting, and thebigger guys didagreat back, scoring seven straight points job of passing." Bowling while holding off game point eight The long trip began on March 14, times. Todd Donaghy led the way when UWM helped Ball State open a with two aces while Tom DiTusa new $30 million facility. The Cardi­ UWM graduate inducted (into hall) added two kills. nals repaid the Panthers by sweeping But a tipb y Erlenbaugh gave the them 15-7,15-5 and 15-9. Not too many people can claim Hall of Fame status with the Champs" television championships; and she Panthers the win 15-11, and took the A couple of hours later, the Pan­ in any sport without exaggerating a bit But by rolling has a career-high average of 212 and a career-high of wind out of Southampton's sails. thers defeatedTri-State of Indiana 11 - up an impressive bowling resume, the University of 797 for a three-game series. After allowing a six-point spurt 15,154,15-12,15-3. Wisconsin-Milwaukee's own Lori Gensch was in­ Gensch graduated from UWM in 1976 with degrees earlyin the secondgame, the Panthers "The first game was just a matter ducted into the Wisconsin Women's Bowling Asso­ in fine arts and recreation. In 1980, she received a answered with 10 of their own, led by of Tri-Stateplaying very welL'Tleyte ciation Hall of Fame on March 14 in Green Bay. master's degree in administrative leadership. two kills from Eric Zvers and a block said. "They dug everything we hit at At 38, Gensch is the youngest woman to be in­ Gensch presently oversees the Recreation Center, andkillbyDanSnopko. Aredcardon them." ducted. Often the award is given toward the end of a Craft Center, Sports and Rental Center, Union Station, Southamptonforarguingalinejudge's A long bus ride to Newark, N J., bowler's career, or sometimes posthumously. Sandburg Halls Emporium and Union Security. She call gave UWM another point and didn't seem to bother the Panthers, as "I did appreciate getting it while I was still above also fills in as a bowling instructor if needed. the Panthers led 13-6. the following day they routed two ground," Gensch joked. Although the women's pro bowling tour isn't terribly : This time,ther e would be no big teams. First up was Roger Williams OnelookatGensch's accomplishments gives aclue lucrative, Gensch tried it and was ranked in the top 20 rally,andablockbyErlenbaughmade College of Rhode Island, and UWM as to why she was voted in. She won a national singles nationally. She did this during her first six years at it a 15-7 win for the Panthers. won 15-3,15-6,15-6. title in 1974 and a national doubles title in 1976; she UWM. 1 • Game three saw the Panthers give New Jersey Tech was the next became the first-ever bowler to roll a perfect 300 game "A lot of what I learned bowling professionally I was up no more than one point on any victim, falling to UWM 15-12,15-9, in a Women's International Bowling Congress cham­ able to apply elsewhere in my life, both here profession­ servicebytheColonials. Meanwhile, 15-8. pionship tournament in 1979; she won local "Bowling ally and personally," she said. Fun in the sun for the Panther track teams Track from page 8 happy with the performance turned by a UWM men's relay at the FSU season this early before," Corfeld string in the indoor season, is still in by the sprinters and the relay meet. said. "Next year, we will have had feeling pain—and he's not pulling discus. If he had a choice, he'd teams. The highest placing by the UWM experience with this type of situa­ an Hakeem Olajuwon. "Todd's a abandon the shot-put altogether." "In the relays the hand-offs were women at the FSU meet was the tion and we'll be better." tough kid," Rubino said. "We're On the other hand, Schwengel good," Rubino said. "We finished sprintrelay team, consisting of Sheri Notes concerned aboutbis injury." Santoro • I atfailB ' should scratch that thought as he the indoor season well. I think we Dieck, Jenni Butzen, Kim Next, Please The Panthers' next is the anchor in the Panthers' sprint finished fifth in the shot-put with a got off to a good start for the begin­ Rosenberg and Joette Buening, and meet is April 4 and 5 at Southeast relays. throw of 44-113/4. ning of the outdoor season." their sixth place finish with a time Missouri State. "I think they're Freshman Joette Buening is go­ On the women's side, another And in track, good starts mean of 4:18.42. Division I, but for years they have ing in for X-rays for a possible freshman thrower, Vicki Owens, good finishes. Corfeld believed the team per­ had one of the best Division n pro­ stress fracture in her shin. "She may finishedfifthwithaputof40-l 1/2. The men's four-by-200-meter formed well overall, despite the fact grams in the country," Corfeld said. be out a couple of weeks," Corfeld Along with the shot-put, there relay team, consisting of Anthony that it was the first outdoor meet, it Ow, It Hurts! The Panthers, who said. Buening, a distance runner, were other fine individual perfor­ Buono, Jamie Lichosik, Marc was spring break and it was the were relatively injury-free during has turned in many sterling perfor­ mances by the Panthers in the field Ruesch and Todd Santoro, placed earliest UWM had ever run in an the indoor season, may have caught mances in her debut season with the events. fourth with a time of 1 minute, outdoor meet. the injury bug lately. Sophomore Panthers. "The field events were a big sur­ 30.69 seconds, the highest placing "We've never started an outdoor ToddSantoro, who injured his ham­ prise," Corfeld said. "We had some personal records in the javelin." tUM Corfeld was also pleased with the performance of the middle dis­ BENCH PRESS SOCCER tance runners. "The middle distance runners had some of their best times ever," Norris Student Health Center he said. "We're very happy with Health care at student rates their performances." 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Site: Lake Park Golf Site: TBA UWM PANTHERS Page 10 The UWM Post Thursday, March 26, 1992 EDITORIALS Abandoning Americans Throughout the Reagan/Bush and Taiwan (respectively), they era, the economic policy of choice made more money, the supposed was—and still is—the trickle-down purpose of business. theory. Most recendy, General Motors This is the theory that, by cutting announced another American plant expenses for business and inves­ closing while announcing plant tors, they will prosper and invest in openings in Mexico and Germany. other U.S. companies and ventures Businesses have always grown which will hire more employees, as the community has grown and spreading the wealth and upgrad­ the community prospers as the busi­ ing the standard of living for all. ness in that area prospers. How can This sounds great, but what ac­ our people, communities and coun­ tually happened is that businesses try fiscally prosper when businesses took the extra money (gained in the leave? three major capital gains alterations, Is the purpose of business solely the various union concessions, etc. tomakemoney, andif so,for whom? ..) and invested in other countries, Where should this money go? To thus creating the "world market." the boss? To the workers? To the This isn't to say that investing in country? To the community? other countries is necessarily bad, The business should grow and but when it is done at the expense of prosper, but doesn't it owe the coun­ America and American lives, it try something? Doesn't it owe should be looked upon harshly. America to stay put and help Before the Reagan era, business America grow and prosper as it donations to local schools consisted does? of about 32 percent of a school's It didn't. The old "what goes budget. The thinking was that by around comes around" attitude was helping local schools, they were, in abandoned with a price to Ameri­ turn, helping children get better cans. educated so that the companies will There is the old "we had to pay have better educated workers in the our workers less or go out of busi­ future and the country as a whole ness excuse," but if the highly- THE COLUMN KBTA WROTE would be better off. As of a few touted economic growth of the years ago, rates were around 19 1980s existed (which Republicans percent and many businesses de­ always insist on), then the busi­ De-breast implanting society manded that towns give them local nesses had no reason but greed to tax exemptions in exchangefor stay­ leave the U.S. By Kevin Machan And those thong bikinis can't be chest and you think, "AHA!" ing in the area and keeping the Businesses should—and many comfortable; can you imagine walk­ Isn't it wonderful knowing that town's jobs secure. are—questioning the role of busi­ Modern technology has brought ing around with a string up your this guy is a breast man and only When companies like General ness in societies and the responsi­ us yet another wonderful install­ ass? decided you were worth his time Electric, Zenith and Schwinnmoved bility each has to the other. ment of "How We Can Screw Up But, more importantly, who are because he saw a bit more jiggle their factories to Singapore, Mexico Your Life—For Life." they doing ail this for— themselves? when you'd walk and laugh? This story is a continuing saga of NO! They are doing it to some­ Isn'titnicetoknowthatthis guy, good intentions gone bad, all for the how appease the whims of men. "Mr. Perfect," cares so much about sake ofthe almighty dollar. Same thing with the breast im­ what you 're talking about and what LETTER Today's chapter deals with that plants. you have to say that he spends at wonderful breakthrough in cosmet­ I have heard the argument that least as much time eyeballing your ics, the breast implant. the implants are no worse than chest as he does listening to you? Preying on the self-conscious­ facelifts, braces or nose jobs. So now, for all your time, trouble Vote for rails ness of women, businesspeople But we need to again look at why and money, you have a breast man. On April 7, Wisconsin voters will be asked in a referendum to approve drooled at the prospect of offering those people are getting that cos­ But wait! There's more! an amendment to the "internal improvements" clause of the state's consti­ an item that would enlarge a spe­ metic surgery in the first place, For whatever reason, you never tution. If approved, the state would be allowed to appropriate funds and/or cific body area. which brings us back to the ques­ knew that these things might leak, issue bonds for the development or improvement of railroads and associ­ And for what? tion of who it is we are trying to allowing silicone to enter your ated faculties. Granted, women who have suf­ please. bloodstream and make you a walk­ Any projects would still require the legislative approval as any other fered from cancer and similar woes Imagine this scenario: ing timebomb! funding proposals—it is not a blank check for railroads. who desire breastreconstruction are You are a woman, and you're Later you decide the guy was a This does not necessarily mean more taxes, since funding for transit has no different than those who have out someplace—bar, restaurant, jerk because it seems the only rea­ been earmarked at the federal level under the Clean Air Act and the National lost limbs and desire a prosthesis. play, movie, party, whatever. You son he spends time with you is so Transportation Act. But what about those women see this guy that you're really at­ that he can get his hands on your When Wisconsin's constitution was adopted in 1848, the state was whose only suffering is an unwill­ tracted to, and you walk over to talk breasts. effectively barred from financial participation in ANY transportation ingness to try to accept themselves to him. Heartbreak and implantleak: ex­ projects. The constitution has since been successfully amended numerous for who they are? You begin the conversation, and cellent combination! What to do times. In orderto get a clearer picture as he (politely) excuses himself to go now? It is worth noting that Wisconsin was the last state in the nation to buy to why a woman would want to talk to another female. You're dis­ SUE!! Sue whoeveryou can think into the interstate system, and that footdragging cost our state millions of introduce a foreign object into her appointed, and begin to wonder of, and blame as many people as dollars in federal funds over the years. Let's not make that mistake twice! body, let's take a look at the bigger what's wrong with you, because possible because you lacked self- Passage ofthe amendment would make it possible, as in other states, to picture. this guy seemed to have all the right esteem and the companies took ad­ invest inrail improvements on economic development grounds, such as rail For better or for worse, one ofthe stuff. vantage of your poor self-image. access for new industries or shortline preservation. main goals of women in our society One thoughtthathas crossed your Indeed, Dow Corning and other The return of suburban c ommuter rail or expanded Amtrak service c ould has been to attract a "good" man to mind before: "If only my breasts silicone gel implant manufacturers be accomplished for little more that the cost of the trains. marry. were bigger." have a responsibility to produce If we get creative like the city of Los Angeles, we might even consider While some have rejected this The next day, you read an article and sell safe products, and to dis­ building railcars which would have the added benefit of stimulating the notion as blatantly old-fashioned somewhere about this wonderful close any potential health risks local economy with new jobs. and sexist, it has persevered. product that can increase the size of known. The referendum is finding an unusual coalition of support for it from To achieve this goal, women your breasts, and believe you have However, if our society would diverse groups generally at odds with each other such as organized labor have gone to great lengths to make found the savior to your social life. become less superficial and more and management, environmentalists and electric power utilities. themselves somehow more appeal­ You meet with the surgeon, you based in the substance of people, This amendment has passed with bipartisan support in two sessions of ing to whomever it is they wish to have the implants inserted and you such products would never be made the state legislature, has the support of Gov. Thompson and the highway- attract. now have bigger breasts. because they wouldn't be in de­ orientated Department of Transportation. They shave their legs, shave their Not too long afterwards, you mand. So please give rail improvements a chance and come aboard with the armpits, use makeup, put on per­ meet that same guy again, and this It is up to us to decide if we have coalition to vote YES on the rail referendum! fume, douche, use deodorized tam­ time he seems quite interested in the intelligence, stamina and integ­ David A. Rasmussen pons and maxi-pads, wear push-up you. You note that his eyes like to rity necessary to influence such a UWM student bras, wear thong bikinis wander between your face and your change in attitudes.

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