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VOL LIV NO BEAVER COLLEGE GLENSIDE PA ThURSDAY SEPTEMBER 20 1979

THE BATTLE CONTI ES..

Theresa staff While was left unclean By Hickey putting up posters students Give us month perhaps this is the reason for to David Miller received both went According Dr Ms to you Nancy Post maybe even until Christmas their repeated disregard for Gray Vice President of positive and negative reaction and John West Bonchi con We cant go from to in rules and regulations Said Beaver toward the and she finds tinued was she said College inadequate trip but nothing done week Georgia Crozier president of orientation takes the blame herself at loss to and no were solved get problems Toby Frank visiting con R.H.C try to explain over for last crisis Beaver students to Were all frustrated and sultant for the believes years participate ALA and over the rules pertaining Im afraid those conditions between Beaver apathetic negative feelings toward the outside conditions are to to Dilworths lounge but and ALA students problem people will discourage others college administrators and blame for lack of student cant communicate with them from which ALA coordinators hope going ALA students have set in cooperation She felt the poor ALA students feel that amend new In to these conditions of to through Keith Bonchi president of response Thomas Hall Im confronting deaf ears orientation Ms Post creates bad attitude toward program recently S.G.O and Dr Hearn charges replied Ms Post replied This is into effect dont think of Beaver put Still many new biology professor at Beaver things are out by ALA John West the first Ive heard of it How rose from Beaver that students control Beaver complaints suggested Beaver and dont doubt my College maintenance can be effective if no one of representatives at meeting are just too busy to go on own control Do you want director agreed that nothing tells me anything To which the Inter-Cultural Council them to act like or has been done in those rooms weekend trip especially to Americans Mike Kirby asked Why wait held last afternoon do want them to maintain for four claims his Thursday place many people do not you years He until violation is committed to review and their culture Post hands are tied because past present know of As an alternatively Ms ex to reason with the foreign the conflicts between two Dr Johnston recommended plained that Muslum students contractors will not work students

have to eat after sundown when items still groups trip to the Spectrum for rock personal are Beaver students surely Ramadan in the therefore main According to the ALA concert during religious rooms arent angels but if they are

and Mideastern tenance is unless representatives at the meeting Despite the ALA staffs holiday many impossible caught violating rules they improvements in the orien raves about the new orien people are used to eating on rooms are empty But ac are always punished or had John to the halls tation program include an in tation program Beaver the floor West cording West reprimanded said Dr Gray tercultural awareness were this summer and speech representatives see no change maintenance director put ex painted The same should hold true the of issued to staff and students during in attitude or conditions on tra garbage cans on halls gallons paint were to for the ALA students rolled individuals in order freshman orientation ALA campus regarding the ALA ordered the rugs up to paint Ms Post claims that she met their students attend dorm meetings students Said one Beaver and the kitchen locked said rooms The ALA with Thomas RAs made up students to review dorm rules and representative Thomas Post feel very resentful are given normal dorm rules covered the about the lack of work orders and fulfill the hygiene weekend workshop stinks rooms are wreck rats appreciation we proper use of bathrooms fur on intercultural com have invaded Dilworths receive for any efforts requests when they come up niture the front lawn and munication and off In retaliation Keith Bonchi When in Rome do what campus lounge is in bad shape procedures for parties and think that the Romans commented trips to amusement parks animosity reigns and replied as do quiet hours These rules were Johnston should Glenside Philadelphia and cooperation is nill Thus the professional Nancy Post Dr We ex explained to students and School for have live Cheltenham High effectiveness of the orientation your orientation should pect everybody to up to three copies in large black To Beaver these the rules ALA students help program was questioned as prevented occurrences regarding living type are posted in each hall didnt and that and ALA students integrate well as Nancy Posts control from happening We quarters includes The question still remains as the Brother-Sister Program over the ALA students Keith fine for the furniture we personal hygiene regardless to where the problem lies and will now have regular Bonchi stated Im not sure didnt call the health inspector of the conditions of those what can be done about it Af As meetings on Tuesday nights Nancy has control over them when the rats appeared living quarters and especially ter the meeting Dr OCon and activities will be matter of we did in such close he nor ALA an Last year Beaver students put fact nothing conditions commented Meetings nounced in The Beaver News hours of work and money into antagonistic towards the ALA concluded never accomplish anything students to solve Frank reminded John Keith Bonchi The first attempt at in Dilworths lounge Now the Were trying Ms sighed Ive

the not dish out that it takes time to learn been similar tegration between Beaver and lounge looks like it took problem just ston through meetings need those rules will never that have said the same ALA students will be trip to five-year beating The rugs complaints guaran try thing tee that when enforce Its the administrators Kings Dominion Amusement were used as giant placemats something hap to personal hygiene up ALA Park in Virginia Activities furniture was left outside on pens can go to you and except rules concerning to get their act together and such as this are common the roof lamps were stolen know something is going to be bathrooms she said prove to the Beaver students

It was noted at the that can orient ground for students to get to upholstery was stained done meeting they effectively ALA the ALA students know each other stated cigarette burns were Ms Post pleaded for more that are never punished and for and that Debbie Miller of the ALA everywhere the kitchen time to effectively orient new wrong doing GURGLE BLEEP WHIZ MEET BEAVERS NEW COMPUTER

By Roberta Lewis now involved in instruction courses may also apply for the The method of in Admist boxes tapes and regarding the machine number these students has wire that litter the floor of relatively common system structing been decided Boyers basement notable Dr Wolff calls it the perfect not yet upon

event is taking place This fall system for school of The new director of com

Beaver became the For is Rick College Beavers size you puter services Emer recipient of new PDPI 1/45 laypersons the computer son former manager of computer and specialists are knows many languages that is remote services at Temple

busily readying the quarter- it has the ability to write Ambler An ideal choice he million dollar system for ex programs in various disciplines has both computing and tensive student use Funded by such as business and social academic experience and also

grants from the Digital Equip science and can provide has hardware experience ment Corporation DEC and students with graphs statistics making him capable of the Glen Mead Foundation and neat games Computer repairing certain malfunctions

the is intended also itself system to graphics is possibility in the machine Emerson

provide computer service to being considered The com is excited about the computer of their be used for with fervor all students regardless puter will not ad and spoke on the work--students of the machine discipline ministrative possible uses

Beavers long-time desire are its first priority He also feels that the com for computer system was Anyone in course using puter will attract prospective last June when Beaver finally realized computer will be given an ac students to College Compder %Thrz Rick Emerson fiddles wkh his baby their application was accepted count number for use with the now that it has full com by DEC After Beavers man of the mathematics mathematics met frequently machine However the com puter-science program and to discuss for this new all so qualification was confirmed department Dr Ed Wolff plans puter is for students chair- Dr Charles Moulton assistant professor of acquisition Both of them are anyone from non-computer Page ThE BEAVER NEWS September 20

Beaver Leaders Students Favor A.L.A

cftxcB By Daryl Campiglia Meet at Admist the recent controversy regarding the presence of A.L.A on the Beaver College campus The Beaver News Akiba EDITORIAL BOARD conducted random sampling of students and asked them Camp the following question Are you opposed or In favor of the Edkor.i-ChIef By Nancy Magie Mike Kirby continuatIon of A.L.A at Beaver College Despite floating Edkor On Friday Sept 14 despite M2naItg Nadine Lane rumors that Beaver students suffered from serious ews E4k01 nasty weather conditions John Holton afflication of bigotry random survey revealed more eae F.dkor Gale Digiorgio and eighteen Debbie Derrickson positive attitude leaders left Beaver Repoiters Laura Hitchcock Sue McCormick campus determined to have Nancy MaguireLynn Lembert Judy York Suzanne College Thomp IN FAVOR it does lot for the school as far as Yes successful con- son Cmdy Burgess Mickey Alexander Roberta Lewis leadership fixing things up and theyre nice people you just have to Linda Wilson Wollen Bruce ference in the Poconos The Carolyn Silverstem Luisa give them chance Siravo conference was held at Daryl Campiglia Clara Pugh Junior beautiful Akiba neled Aits Mindy Heller Ellen Greenspan Camp in the mountains Ad Mnger Mae A.ronovitz just ten OPPOSED The housing problem at Beaver They dont A. Cheer minutes away from the have enough room to house Beaver students right now so thriving town of Brodhead there should be limit to the amount of foreigners sville Pa Many of the major Sophomore campus clubs were represen ted among them S.P.B IN FAVOR Because of friends some my are foreign s.G.O NORML D.S.C students R.H.C N.S.O.C. Senior EDITORIALS Ms DiGiorgio organized the conference by heduling IN FAVOR Oh yeah sure human beings we all have and en- Each year Beaver College has retained one room on meetings workshops the right to be here just like the squirrels and the bugs couraging interaction between each if to be used hall possible as supplemental housing Linda Paskell the various leaders The em- for the guests of Beaver students This practice is phasis was placed becoming uneconomical and to the upon increasingly contrary IN FAVOR It makes the campus more international establishing leadership beliefs of the college community There are not enough quality and you can get rid of some prejudices at Beaver College At the first rooms on to the students who campus comfortably place Rena Fr S.ligsohn meeting student have been promised on-campus housing Students have leadership manuals were distributed been into dont cajoled accepting roommates they want IN has of FAVOR The program lot benefits These manuals because we have to out the broom closets so thoroughly empty they intermingling and exchange cover all aspects of leadership can be used as guest rooms Fine but if Im to willing pay Diana Stinner Soph and the problems that go for that room for the semester why is priority given to hand-in-hand with it They of- anyone who is -- for free the school is guest Obviously IN FAVOR The A.L.A is very educational and adds fer guidance and information so well off that they dont need the If the money lot to the campus community as to how to become suc administration realizes theyre making mistake and they Stephanie Lower Jr cessful leader The in- want to uphold and demonstrate that they are indeed IN FAVOR Its good for them to be around Americans formation spans areas from concerned for their little Beavers why dont they to so can learn to and it widens planning events publicity abandon the guestroom idea First off housing plays they speak English our to interest in in horizons arousing specific large part students academic life.It can be reflected in Pam Wellons Senior clubs students total outlook at Beaver College because it can At the the make or break their college experience workshops IN FAVOR You to learn about other cultures and students were divided into Secondly everyone who has guest does not utilize the get meet people from other countries Give them chance small groups and instructed to guestrooms because it is less convenient than having the theyre sometimes criticized acquaint themselves first with guest in their own room know that the Beaver hierarchy Junior each other as individuals and is trembling as they watch this girls finishing school later from campus leader reputation crumble But its true--the guest rooms are 10 IN FAVOR good for them to learn standpoint This not only periodically used but they are not necessity opportunity those involved with been student bad more provided Having day and during winter Deborah Hampton Jr complete understanding of the never found it necessary to stay overnight because of mechanics of the various weather conditions It had needed place to stay the organizations but also formed resident students had offered me their various meager friendships and sense of accommodationsI wouldnt have gone to guest room Letters To The Editor unity among them This Is not questIon of the spoiled Beaver brats all Dear Editor Once everyone became at wanting room of their own However Virginia Woolf dId would like to thank those who attended the Leadership ease with each other the ideas find it for women to have necessary room of their own Conference this The past weekend overnight at Camp and inspirations flowed freely and she wasnt an impetuous This Is case of co-ed Akiba proved to be the to key generating ideas The It wasnt surprising to find that Beaver not fully utilizing their resources to their best leaders who had time came good interacting and each club experiences the abilities ask housing administrators to reconsider their realizing that clubs can work together truly hope that the same ups and downs Apathy priorities members of each club follow up on the ideas and on campus is as usual the suggestions that they thought of and those they received main concern of everyone from others to two hope plan follow-up workshops before Other problems and possible this semester ends Over January am going to plan solutions were tossed back Leadership Conference to which outside schools will be and forth resulting in invited As said at the conference weve got the generally optomistic outlook Th Biavr News may be occasionally guilty for dwelling programming leaders now we need QUALITY for things to come in this on the negative but we like to feel we are able to laud programming semesters club activities In positive achievements when appropriate This is one of special thanks goes to Gale DlGiorgio for planning addition to problem-solving those occasions The hiring of JoAnn Straw Keith this overnight Leadership Conference We are lucky to this time Petrosky and Phil Marge Mead as new head residents provided everyone have such special lady working with the students Again with chance to voice their this semester has created nothing but positive feelings thank you for attending and to those who didnt -- hope goals within the clubs New among the students on campus All of us are impressed by youll come next time and exciting events were plan- their appealing combination of maturity and congeniality Sherry Herring ned with the and They are authority figures yet they are also our friends We cooperation VIce Chalrp.rson fear advice from other leaders do not them Rather we have healthy respect for free time was them Each of these new head residents has demonstrated Although limited found time the admirable capacity of blending easily into residence everyone to out in canoes and life without sacrificing their individual gifts of leadership get enjoy the lake and its peaceful Were grateful to be afforded the luxury of having head surroundings on residents who can comfortably help us guide us at times party the first increased the control us without making us feel imposed upon night comfortable atmosphere and

gave everybody chance to Mention Beaver and Get Special Discount relax

On the whole all who par- that the G- ticipated agreed GILTOURS was leadership conference ex The cellent The participants met TRA VEL SERVICE new people formulated plans and determined SELMA WEISBEIN for the year TRAVEL CONSULTANT the diversified needs of

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body is essential September 20 1979 THE BEAVER NEWS Page Studen Governmen Eng/is4 Dept Holtons Corner Set For Active Semester Scores Coup By Bruce Silverstein two halls 3rd Dilworth By John Holton On Tuesday Sept II and 2nd Kistler have Havana Cuba was dangerous place to be week or so By Lynn Lembert S.G.O held its annual senators each while five halls If one was not careful one to be hit ATIENTION BEAVER ago was very likely by senatorial election The elec ist and 2nd Dilworth 1st flying bull Under the careful control of Fidel Castro the GUYS If youre standing in tions ran smoothly and after Kistler have none Conference the hail only of Non-Aligned Nations held its summit And and you see two at- the final tabulations had been one of these five halls 1st as usual when Marxist tractive looking petty tyrants get together the girls coming the 18 made senators and Dilworth has an alternate to rhetoric was flying In all directions Castro act with caution If even rigged the your way alternates who will represent represent it in Senate schedules to insure that his favorites received maximum you dont you might find the residents of the four dorms meetings prime time exposure yourself failing English were announced see list One of the most of the because would have interesting course United States was roundly condemned at you just These elections were the statistics was that freshmen every possible opportunity under made move on your English every imaginable first in an step improved dominate this years senate pretense We imperialists were charged with everything teacher Thats right Beaver program created to promote 44% When asked whether from refusing to give the Puerto Ricans independence College hasjust hired two new they student involvement in 5.0.0 this was aemonstrative of dont want to plotting to kill Fidel Castro He has room to English teachers named Peggy In previous years the Senate trend for talk Horodowich new involvement How many political opponents has he killed-jailed- and Litsa electior.s had been conducted Bonchi replied that although tortured Indeed it gets tiring to belabor the point and Marlos the Resident Assistants by it did demonstrate desire for to bother sickening refuting the charges All this is Dr Horodowich is with each hall its electing own participation by the freshmen testimony to the fact that noone can be forced to be graduate from Syracuse senator However this years class he felt it in no way rational Any Marxist who wants to will University N.Y After simply deny that format provided for demonstrated feeling of Castro has any political prisoners or that the Puerto Ricans Syracuse she went on to number of designated senators apathy by classmen He want to remain of the If further upper part U.S it suits their purpose they Berlin Germany to and alternates to be elected elaborated will her studies further by Ignore any proof you offer them Its just like the Following her by the residents of the dor the leaders of the from detailing numerous American Nazi Party glibly asserting that return Germany Dr as whole The reason mitory positionsf leadershipin other Hitler didnt kill Jews and that the gas chambers were Horodowich attended the for this in format can change organizations held by built by Zionist of Delaware for campus conspiracy University be attributed to negative many upperclassmen which It was interesting that the Peoples Republic of China her graduate degree In the results in past individual hail make it impossible for them to was also attacked in the conference -- not that past she has at the they dont taught elections become active in the Senate deserve It This shows how the is University of Wisconsin and at non-aligned movement This new election process The Bonchi administration turning into Moscow-aligned movement The Chinese Cleveland Lakeland Corn- more although representative which is only months old with large supply of poor peasants and of munity College Here at shortage of each dorm as whole has already set up list of wealthy capitalists should be the darling of third Beaver Dr Horodowich will every seems to be con- poorly goals which it hopes to wonder But no China was attacked specialize in corn- so fiercely that her English ceived term of represent- achieve before the next ad- But isnt her representative stormed out before ours did Clearly Chinas position English ation for the individual ministation takes office One offense was falling to be servile follower of the Soviet only interest In the past she halls whose needs all differ of these goals the restoration Union But why should the conference of has been ballerina in small non-aligned The result of this for- new of Blake and its as nations in inception fault her for that Isnt that what non-alignment is productions City mat has provided some halls base for the various student all about Even with her career she has with two senators while oth clubs has already been Indeed the whole drift of the affair towards the still found time to was marry ers are left with none fulfilled Further goals which U.S.S.R While lambasting the U.S.A and the P.R.C Fidel Peter husband of 10 yrs 5.0.0 President Keith Bon will be as successful raise hopefully Castro told the conference that the Soviet Union is their and family Elizabeth chi feels confident that this is are the resolvement of the natural friend and Karl ally While Moscow is busy trying to impose an atheist-Communist on After only two weeks of government SENATE Dr is Afghanistan And by and large the delegates bought classes Horodwich very Dllworth Castros line impressed with the students Art Walters Barbara Kipplut Possibly the most unfair parts were the attacks on the expect big things with such Janis Allen Erin Murphy Israeli-Egyptian peace negotiations and the English highly motivated hard- Phyllis Dewalt Bruce Silverstein aft attempts to lead settlement of the Zimbabwe situation working group of students Mark Kotzas Michael Stein alt For like it or not these are constructive attempts to solve she said Dr Horodowichs Heinz peoples problems And they deserve at least chance not accomplishments include Clara Mike Kirby vicious editor-in-chief of her Pugh condemnation If anyone is working to beat swords high Sue McCormick Marilyn Shadis alt into shares school and plow it is the British and Americans through yearbook ap Ellen Greenspan Darcy Rand alt last the these peace efforts All the rhetoric that filled the pearing February on Klstlr conference of non-aligned nations wont take the world Today show Thats right Theresa Hickley Roberta Lewis single step closer to peace In fact its divisiveness will were not only getting an Karen Smith Caroline Zarov probably add to the polarization and mistrust that fills the English teacher but we are Loraine Heston Kathy Degan alt world today also gaining celebrity Nancy MacGuire Florence Wilson alt In the end its rather sad For the while at the least non- Litsa Marlos is graduate Cacti movement has sold aligned its soul to Moscow And thus of our own Beaver College in Margot Donahue Chris Loupos alt the movement has lost it to the any chance had improve 1976 She is in her 4th year of Lisa Ely world situation When acts in group responsible teaching at the University of moderate It and way gains trust good will This was the Pennsylvania Ms Marlos will and that A.L.A conflict the plan of non-alignment--to first world merely technicality gain respect by being also specialize in English corn- the restoration of the chat from relatively objective about world But once senators are assigned problems now thats position In addition she is halls will be to clean In the future will file the to represent they pit enjoyable gone we pronouncements of the serving this semester as to the needs and of more non-aligned movement Pravda editorials in responsive place dining campus alongside the faculty adviser to The Beaver desires of activities round filling cabinet reserved for that hail This ofquality nature and Moscow inspired piffle News And Its sad waste theory may work on paper lower costs in order to keep While student at Beaver but it is difficult to more students from Ms Marlos was the editor-in- very going senior from one hall home on weekends Other chief of the Beaver News She imagine representing the views of an goals include more fuiltime was also in the Glee Club and hall if his her black TURNEI 7.8982 assigned or vote faculty more faculty 36 EASTON ROAD traveled to such places as could although aiding the push for better maintenance GLEP4SIDE PA 19038 Scotland Switzerland and assigned hall in its goal cause S.G.O has already been Germany when group went dissatisfaction in his her for the on tour or responsible availability own hall of paint and if Stationeiy GLEN -ABBY Because of her hectic supplies breakdown of the new students wish to make im schedule Ms Marlos doesnt DIVISION OF HIBBERTS Senate shows that there are provements of their the INC have much free time but when own freshmen sophomores development of practically the opportunity arises she en- juniors and seniors The non-existent sports program joys swimming and reading Largest Ietki and male population ofthe college more sport facilities Beaver is School us the Area College glad to class that will Siipes has representatives while the stress on attract have two new talented and in- females have 20 The dorm students into wider variety teresting professors distribution is Dilworth-6 sen of distribution in their classes and alt Heinz-4 sen and more freshmen involvement

alt Kistler-6 sen and alt and very important factor in -- and the Castle-2 sen and college life Student Pride alt Due the and COGNE %-j4 LIJCLf to new process Collegiality IZZA FT .TErYY5 CRET Mimmos Pizza PA1 ON DCL1VC.Rj AJD Com- fot CPrPJ A40N 5PEClALlzIpG IN NEAPOLITAN AND SICILIAN P1W Pvc RPce..imT%iC FAMOUS FOR OUR ITAUAN AND STEAK SANDWiCHES XbDf 1oR e.a HOURS SUNDAYS 10 P.M CHELTENHAM MON-TUES-WED THURS 11 AM 11 P.M SHOPPING FRIaSAT-Il -1kM CENTER Page THE BEAVER NEWS September 20 1979

Bits and Pieces MADWOMAN OF CHAILLOT HEATS UP By Mike Kirby

With all this hulaballoo over rats and roaches and filth By Bruce Silverstem in circus-like manner of chaos and con and grime pervading our dormitories figured oughtta go myriad The the of Beaver College requires use many fusion The mood is digging in the slime for the real untold story So took my projected Theatre Playshop will open its highly specialized technical and The flashlight pith helmet toothbrush and portable chain saw happy joyous 1979-80 season on October 18 effects and of requires cast is and went crawling through the gunk and the crud of stage divided by two groups with its production of Jean twenty-four actors and ac of Dilworth basement in search of the killer rat colonies people There are soli Giraudouxs The Madwoman tresses who portray well over As squirmed my way through the dank and dusty citing prostitutes flirt of Chaillot The play will be forty characters These catacombs below 1st East suddenly heard the pitter ing waitresses an innocent presented to the public on qualities of the play serve to naive flower patter of little paws aimed my flashlight straight ahead girl four consecutive nights begin create confusion in the earlier carefree and there before my very optics was visious rowdy street singer ning at eight oclock each stages of the production but and ridiculous roving band of deadly plague-ridden vermin-spreading slovenly quite evening The Playshop has in by showtime should prove to and assorted other disease-carrying swill-wallowing rats could scarcely doorman the been successful enhance the believe past highly performances people of my outraged eyes These horrible creatures really representative in The is best described did presenting quality enter play Parisian street life There is exist It wasnt all just hoax Those pictures in last tainment to the Beaver as romantic comedy that hardened weeks Baver News were for real Roy wasnt on drugs also however students faculty and nearby enables the viewers to baroness left when he said those terrible things about Beaver College prospector community Last season four laugh at situations which only with her mean here they were standing right in front of me good name plays were produced all of would cause them to broker and shrewd cor wielding chains brass knuckles and tiny rat switchblades normally which were performed before lecome or disturbed It who got up the guts to speak since knew there was no upset poration president are crowds of the escape standing-room-only Is meant to help the public representative pressure- The of The life filled world of HI uttered production cope with and distract reality Madwoman of Chaillot is them somewhat from the It has been stated Who goes there squeaked the head rat honcho that quite difficult endeavor The hardships of the real world can be as Its me Mike the deviant reporter Whats your name production only play which will be The Stan presented opening scene itself is good as the cast which it After bare Well how do you like living in Dllworth spreading fear presents and pestilence minimum of rehearsal Dr ONeill It beats hanging out in North Philly the little rodent is confident that her Shorts cast has the to create responded News potential But who did you and your little rat pals choose Beaver enjoyable and entertaining College Why this of all places for you to wreak havoc and production Yessiree folks SPB your On Thursday create panic asked September Student Program Board is 20 1979 Dr Frank Gadek We heard there were lot of chicks here the Concerning the future But bringing to population of Associate Professor of you guys are rodents are on the Beaver College one of those at plans already dont Chemistry Allentown You know some of these chicks board for classic coffeehouses But this the next Beaver College will give public lec guess dont Hey is there chance of me any catching one will be productions The Fantastiks not just your run- ture on Some of the the from to plague talking you of-the-mill musical should to be boring cof Chemistry of Winemaking and prove No But if around 2nd West you hang on long enough feehouse No has an from the way--SPB Wine as Illustrated Wine enjoyable change catch else by you might something dramas of Also in searched and gone out of its Analysis in Calhoun Am past years Are there any rats on 1st East asked to find the one and the works for spring produc way only phitheater in Boyer Hall at Not We abandoned that hall last any more Monday tion is William Marty Bear singer-guitarist 815 Dr Gadek teaches Shakespeares Why last p.m Monday to both old and Winters Tale perform new course in Winenology the Thats when Stein moved in Crawling around in his rock tunes This should be an science of for room was bad for our morale winemaking and interesting entertaining laypersons and personnel em hear that the Maintenance Department spread some event DONT It MISS IT ployed by wine producers poison bait around here Any casualties so far will be held in the Castle Chat The course consists of 11cc- Are you kidding Stan asked incredulously The only on September 20th at 9.00 tures the time on principles of were gonna panic is if the Dining Hall starts throwing The is low p.m price $1.00 winemaking laboratory around pieces of Salsbury steak for all Beaver students $1.50 work on the methods for How do little of vermin you trashy pack amuse non-Beaver students Cold analyzing wines and wine yourselves all day beer and hot soft are pretzels tasting sessions correlated We play all sorts of rat games When Bruce and Mert the munchies Hope to see you with the lecture and blast their we like to sneak in their and ride stereo room there laboratory work Dr Gadek is their woofers Then we go upstairs and ride Trudys much after national Trudy doesnt have stereo sought consultant on wine But the components are there analysis On the 28th of this month and he True nodded also teaches courses in will be the film SPB showing New York and other areas of And then well do other stuff for laughs Once in while ii It will be flashed in COMA the country well hitch ride with Randy down to Roy Rogers and hop Stiteler promptly at 800 p.m in the dumpsters This is free to all Beaver Why Roy Rogers students with IDs but non- Have you ever tasted the garbage they leave in the Beaver students must plunk Dining Hall dumpsters down dollar So Stan When can the students of Beaver College rest easy again When can they stop worrying about opening

up closet door turning over their pillow or sitting down In toilet stall and coming face-to-face with gruesome Weekend College Calendar hairy venemous revolting little rat like yourself Comparing me to Yale will get you nowhere shouldve known better

Now if me to Lance.. maybe you compared 20 21 Okay Stan When are you tall sleek sexy fair-haired 22 Jewish New Year suave smooth-talking bon vivant debonair virile macho hung-like-an-ox studs gonna hit the road thought you were gonna compare me to Lance Beaver Blacks Disco Marty Bear SPB Castle Chat 9pm Weenie Roast chat cRoi-ic NORML Mwphy SEPT ROTh- Field Hockey Ft Meetii Home 4pm weconc to hOY BLAKE

PEANUTS by Charles Schulz

WELL HOW PROSECUTIP46 BUT THE EFENE OURE RI6HT.A WEL THAT BIRPG OF ATTORNEY 5AIC THAT VERY OIFFICULT CASE JRIALTT FEATHER WILL BIRP IN TUE NANP IS GATHER TOGETHER WORTI4 TWO IN THE 8USH