JUNE 4Th, 1976/ISSUE NO. 31 2 TROLLING STONED, JUNE 4, 1976 ~~~~~~~~~~~ Join ~
JUNE 4th, 1976/ISSUE NO. 31 2 TROLLING STONED, JUNE 4, 1976 ~~~~~~~~~~~ Join ~ . the Wor },(Jitor Leering and Frothing· by Dr. B. S Humpson 5 .Wide Elaoin Schrdlu The whirring, ' humming, burping machines in our offices of Senior Editors pubication are spewing, beeping, and clacking busily away even as Curvcd Lyc Dick, All Hell Nerd, Smutty McCrocked Church Associate Editors these words go to press. Those of us who labor long and drearily Mojo Wire, Fred Logs, The Big Nuke to bring you the latest on the trolling scene are, as ever, doing our Mg X Grignard, J.O. Esler, Quasimodo III best and brightest to make just one more issue work. Herein you Davy Caldaway, SI. Nick, Schlock Coward Quantum will find , upon careful searching perhaps, the product of Fasl Cars & .Fast Womcn Craig Irrational Affairs Desk innumerable hours of fruitless endeavor and disillusioned pasteup, Bunter S. Humpson behind·the-scenes . interviews and midnight oil. Yes, Gentle Contributing Editors Groupies, this is truly not our newspaper, but yours (like it or Mechani The Big Z [Books], Pam Ereclor, Steve Ovaltine not). Read it, and treasure its mellow yellow pages ad infinitum. Anal Silvervcin, Gravel 'n' Clay Pool This small communique buried oft between the lines of Foyer Florist, David H.T. Rivet & Son , Master Beatty [Food], Yumi Masticated [Religion] contents is our way of letting you know we are really here The Brothers IV, Banana Nose Beer Mug really care about tuna, Taiwan, and your dog getting enough • Assistant Censors cheese. Ohrnigod, if you could only see the lack of apathy in our Big Ed Bleechy, Ken Reap, Chcss offices! The utter respect for our small, but loyal herd who read Checkers, Over Hard, McDonalds Le Roi, Scoop Grommit, Bumt Wcll each' week the masthead, who look eagerly, nay, salivate, over the Editorial Staff contents of our ears' (Earwax and alL .
[Show full text]