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1. Melinda Rogers, “Man Misses Birth of His Child after Fondling Nurse, Police Say,” Salt Lake Tribune (October 9, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/lo5azqk; TAN, “Today’s Childbirth Class Topic: Resisting the Urge to Grab Your L&D Nurse’s Breasts!” (October 12, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/lvjbzrt. 2. Teresa Masterson, “Nothing Says ‘Thank You’ Like a Tush Grab or Two: Man Says He Was Trying to Show Gratitude but Faces Assault Charge for Groping Nurse Twice,” MSNBC (December 2, 2010); TAN, “You’re a Nurse, Right?” (December 2, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/mff95n3. 3. Tammy McGuire, Debbie Dougherty, and Joshua Atkinson, “Paradoxing the Dialectic: The Impact of Patients’ Sexual Harassment in the Discursive Construction of Nurses’ Caregiving Roles,” Management Communication Quarterly 19, no. 3 (2006): 416–450, http://tinyurl.com/y9c92lc; Mildred L. Culp, “Patients Harassing Nurses? Oh, Yes! How Nurses, Administrators and Society Can Respond,” Nursing in Virginia Magazine (Spring 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ lkotkyp; John Rossheim, “How Nurses Can Fight Sexual Harassment,” Monster (March 2006), http://tinyurl.com/yh4ozv3. 4. Y. Hibino, Y. Hitomi, Y. Kambayashi, and H. Nakamura, “Exploring Factors Associated with the Incidence of Sexual Harassment of Hospital Nurses by Patients,” Journal of Nursing Scholarship 41, no. 2 (2009): 124–131, http://tinyurl. com/yzok6cb​ . 5. New York Daily News, “Pakistani Nurses Vulnerable to Sexual Harassment” (August 5, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/klwqa3c; TAN, “Thanking the Nurse” (August 5, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/pmfs55o. 6. Nicole Bode, “Flushing Hospital Nurse Gets $15 Million Award in Sexual Harassment Suit,” New York Daily News (February 23, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/​ ljjagx7. 7. Ethan Sacks, “Dutch Nurses Need Public Service Campaign, Stat! Don’t Have to Perform Sexual Acts for Patients,” New York Daily News (March 12, 2010), 178 • sAVING LIVES

http://tinyurl.com/mgfq6sb​ ; TAN, “Drawing the Line” (March 12, 2010), http://tinyurl.​com/lksyatf. 8. Associated Press, “Inappropriate Patient Behavior Tough on Nurses: Sexual Harassment a Widespread Problem, Health Officials Say,” MSNBC (December 15, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/kora4ym; CFNA, “AP: ‘Inappropriate Patient Behavior Tough on Nurses,’ ” TAN (December 15, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/mgnjmd9. 9. Agence France-Presse, “Nurses and Firemen Top Fantasy Poll,” The Age (August 24, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/k8vcx7e; CFNA, “Nurses Are No. 1. . . . In Male Sexual Fantasies,” TAN (August 24, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/n4pyw25. 10. Dan Bilefsky, “If Plastic Surgery Won’t Convince You, What Will?” New York Times (May 24, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/kcel3mx; TAN, “We Are Offering Free Breasts” (July 14, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/m6mrtyh. 11. Kelly Ripa, Live with Regis and Kelly (March 12 and 15, 2007); CFNA, “Kelly Ripa Is Your Sponge Bath Nursey in Her Little Nursey Costume! Did We Mention She Was a Nursey? With a Sponge? Ooh! She Missed a Spot over Here!,” TAN (March 15, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/n8d7xct. 12. CFNA, “Skechers Pulls Christina Aguilera ‘Nurse’ Ad after Receiving More than 3,000 Letters from Nursing Supporters,” TAN (August 17, 2004), http://tinyurl.​ com/lfz2ebb. 13. Getty Images, “Christina Aguilera Celebrated as a Sexy Nurse with Jordan Bratman in Las Vegas in 2005” (2005), http://tinyurl.com/msf8c7g. 14. CFNA, “Italian Nurses Are Better-Looking . . . These [U.S.] Ones Scare Me a Bit. Don’t Even Think About Leaving Me Alone at Night with One of Them,” TAN (December 22, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/lp66x2w. 15. Nick Pisa, “Nurses Attack Silvio Berlusconi over Striptease,” Evening Standard (January 20, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/lbxx59e; TAN, “Neverland” (January 23, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/kb5ea6q. 16. The Times, “Racists Hit Drive for Nurses” (August 24, 2004); CFNA, “At Least They’ve Avoided that Angel Stereotype: Asian Nurses Confront Racist Abuse and Views That Their Profession Is ‘On a Par with Prostitution,’ ” TAN (August 24, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/l335jpg. 17. Ashfaq Yusufzai, “Pakistan: Nurses Get Little Training or Respect,” Inter Press Service (June 3, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/mfnodp2; CFNA, “ ‘Colleagues at the Hospital Think I Am a Prostitute,’ ” TAN (June 4, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/​ l2wsshs. 18. Dame Helen Mirren, Late Show with David Letterman, “Season 17, Episode 152” (June 14, 2010); TAN, “Nursing at the Love Ranch” (June 14, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/lzolweq​ . 19. TAN, “Busch Gardens Teaches Kids about Nurses” (October 2011), http://tinyurl.​ com/lw2arck. 5 The Naughtiest Nurse • 179

20. Phil McGraw, “Anatomy of an Affair,”Dr. Phil (November 18, 2004), CFNA, “Kicking Dr. Phil’s Ass to the Curb,” TAN (November 18, 2004), http://tinyurl.​ com/mxj9d2r. 21. Albawaba, “Nurses Union Demands Ghada Abd Al Riziq’s Drama Be Stopped” (August 16, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/lzd3rrf; TAN, “Bad Reputation” (August 16, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/khes382. 22. Mark Chappell, Shaun Pye, and Alan Connor, writers, based on the short stories of Mikhail Bulgakov, Alex Hardcastle, director, “Season 1, Episode 3” and “Season 1, Episode 4,” A Young Doctor’s Notebook, Ovation/Sky Arts (December 20 and 27, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/n2cbe6o and http://tinyurl.com/k4ebqe3. 23. Emily Pirie, personal email (April 20, 2008). 24. US Census Bureau, “Men in Nursing Occupations: American Community Survey Highlight Report” (February 2013), http://tinyurl.​com/mjxgvue. 25. Peter Glick, Sadie Weber, Cathryn Johnson, and Heather Branstiter, “Evaluations of Sexy Women in Low and High Status Jobs,” Psychology of Women Quarterly 29, no. 4 (December 2005): 389–395, http://tinyurl.com/kzhz5gu; Eric Noe, “Can Sexy Women Climb the Corporate Ladder? A New Study Suggests that Bold, Revealing Clothing May Keep You from Getting a Promotion,” ABC News (December 2, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/y937x4a. 26. Melissa L. Wookey, Nell A. Graves, and J. Corey Butler, “Effects of a Sexy Appearance on Perceived Competence of Women,” The Journal of Social Psychology 148, no. 2 (2009): 116–118. 27. Mónica Romero-Sánchez, Mercedes Durán, Hugo Carretero-Dios, Jesús L. Megías, and Miguel Moya, “Exposure to Sexist Humor and Rape Proclivity: The Moderator Effect of Aversiveness Ratings,” Journal of Interpersonal Violence 25, no. 12 (December 2010): 2339–2350, http://tinyurl.com/n8jc37a. 28. Gil Greengross, “Humor Sapiens: The Laughing Ape and Other Insights into the Nature of Funny,” Psychology Today (July 18, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/kr5br2k. 29. Thomas E. Ford and Mark A. Ferguson, “Social Consequences of Disparagement Humor: A Prejudiced Norm Theory,” Personality and Social Psychology Review 8, no. 1 (2004): 79–94, http://tinyurl.com/9gwl48f. 30. G. Tendayi Viki, Manuela Thomae, Amy Cullen, and Hannah Fernandez, “The Effect of Sexist Humor and Type of Rape on Men’s Self-Reported Rape Proclivity and Victim Blame,” Current Research in Social Psychology 13, no. 10 (2007): 122–132, http://tinyurl.com/bqkdjas. 31. Science Daily, “Sexist Humor No Laughing Matter, Psychologist Says” (November 7, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/yg7p8r8. 32. Thomas E. Ford, Christie F. Boxer, Jacob Armstrong, and Jessica R. Edel, “More than ‘Just a Joke’: The Prejudice-Releasing Function of Sexist Humor,”Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin 34, no. 2 (February 2008): 159–170, http://tinyurl.​ com/6j9fmb5. 180 • sAVING LIVES

33. TAN, “Just How Undervalued and Underfunded Is Nursing?,” accessed January 31, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/k7m4wep. 34. Richard Prince, “Nurse Paintings,” exhibit at the Barbara Gladstone Gallery (New York: September 20–October 25, 2003); CFNA, “Nurse Paintings,” TAN (September 28, 2003), http://tinyurl.com/k8fkgev. 35. Sonic Youth, Sonic Nurse, Geffen/Interscope (2004), http://tinyurl.com/8tua6bb; CFNA, “Sonic Youth, ‘Sonic Nurse,’ ” TAN (July 12, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/​ kzgl476. 36. CFNA, “Coor Slight,” TAN (December 2006), http://tinyurl.com/l8wmgwp. 37. CFNA, “What the World Needs Now Is Inspiring Soulful Love Dolls,” TAN (October 12, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/lq2vnj2. 38. CFNA, “Your Ultimate Recovery Team,” TAN (August 2008), http://tinyurl.​ com/nxgj7p2. 39. CFNA, “X Games,” TAN (October 15, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/mg4qhzl. 40. CFNA, “Tagged: Gillette Pulls Lusty-Nurse Fever Ad,” TAN (October 3, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/k85zjmw. 41. CFNA, “Don’t You Think I’m So Sexy—I’m Just So Fresh, So Clean,” TAN (September 27, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/mue2geq. 42. Joan Coello, “Sexy Doctors and Nurses Serve up McDonald’s in Taiwan!” RocketNews24 (January 6, 2014), http://tinyurl.com/l4z5f58. 43. TAN, “It’s the Cure, Baby! Naughty Nursing with Hooters” (March 31, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/3rlpacq. 44. Carey Polis, “John Alleman Dead: Heart Attack Grill Unofficial Spokesman Dies from Heart Attack,” Huffington Post (February 12, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/​ axp7whx; Courtney Hutchison, “Hefty Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies at 29,” ABC News (March 4, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/49x5cxm. 45. Heart Attack Grill, accessed March 30, 2014, www.heartattackgrill.com; CFNA, “Worth Dying For,” TAN (October 2008), http://tinyurl.com/c5ouw9m. 46. Good Hurt Nightclub, “About,” accessed March 30, 2014,http://tinyurl.com/​ nl46hc9; CFNA, “I Feel So Good I’m Gonna Break Somebody’s Heart Tonight,” TAN (August 15, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/l7l5d9g. 47. City Steam Brewery Café, “City Steam: The Naughty Nurse,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/lwjppb7. 48. TAN, “A Bad Case of Loving Nurses” (February 28, 2012), http://tinyurl.​ com/7lzjjxz. 49. Virgin Mobile, “Think Hatke,” YouTube video, accessed March 30, 2014, http://​ tinyurl.com/pxrkg4w; TAN, “Not So Hatke” (October 2009), http://tinyurl.​ com/n5whptp. 50. Tyler Hamilton, “Nurses Plan Boycott of Virgin Mobile over Ads That ‘Demean’ Profession: Shown Wearing Short Skirts and Stilettos. Demand Branson Publicly Apologize,” Toronto Star (March 5, 2005); CFNA, “Virgin Mobile’s Merry Pranksters,” TAN (March 5, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/lsluapl. 5 The Naughtiest Nurse • 181

51. Skechers, “Christina Aguilera Ad Campaign,” adland.tv, accessed March 30, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/n6dvdh; CFNA, “Inject Me,” TAN (August 2004), http://​ tinyurl.com/konqwjc. 52. Daily Mail, “Ooooh Matron! Upset Nurses Demand Bus Company Removes ‘Demeaning’ Advert Promoting Bus Route to Hospital” (March 16, 2010), http://​ tinyurl.com/mmqr3l3; TAN, “That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore” (March 16, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/lthsu2t. 53. Reuters, “Cosmetic Surgery Firm’s Stunt Riles Spanish Nurses” (July 20, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/lqgvpmf; CFNA, “That Not-Obscure-Enough Object of Desire,” TAN (July 20, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/lwkwldh. 54. Laura Sweet, “The Saw VI Blood Drive Posters & All the Ones from Years Past,” If It’s Hip, It’s Here (August 8, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/kj2nwtl; CFNA, “Blood Simple,” TAN (October 27, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/nyorh4s. 55. TAN, “To Serve Dr. Lung Love” (November 2, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/lrej4bs. 56. Joseph C. Wilson, writer, Kate Woods, director, “Personal,” NCIS: Los Angeles, CBS (February 22, 2011); TAN, “Helpful and Caring and the Whole Sponge Bath Thing” (February 22, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/mct3k24. 57. Alexandra Cunningham and Lori Kirkland Baker, writers, David Grossman, director, “Sunday,” Desperate Housewives, ABC (April 13, 2008); CFNA, “Desperate Nursemaids,” TAN (April 13, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/nm9vze7. 58. Stacy McKee, writer, Tom Verica, director, “What Is It about Men,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (October 13, 2011); TAN, “Who’s the Man?” (October 13, 2011), http://​tinyurl.com/onha8uc. 59. Krista Vernoff, writer, Peter Horton, director, “Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (December 11, 2005); CFNA, “Plot Devices in Scrubs,” TAN (December 11, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/nhlj8nd. 60. Krista Vernoff, writer, Peter Horton, director, “Grandma. . ..” 61. Tony Phelan and Joan Rater, writers, Julie Anne Robinson, director, “The Becoming,” Grey’s Anatomy, ABC (May 8, 2008); CFNA, “Looking for Mr. McSteamy,” TAN (May 8, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/oj3ybyy. 62. Zoanne Clack, “Where the Wild Things Are,”Grey’s Anatomy (April 24, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/nuf38tw. 63. Thomas L. Moran, writer, Greg Yaitanes, director, “Two Stories,”House , Fox (November 21, 2011); TAN, “Helpful and Caring and the Whole Sponge Bath Thing” (February 22, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/nlasf6l. 64. Matthew V. Lewis, writer, Deran Sarafian, director, “Insensitive,”House , Fox (February 13, 2007); CFNA, “They Dare to Be Do-Able,” TAN (February 13, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/l96xcq2. 65. Peter Blake, writer, David Semel, director, “The Mistake,” House, Fox (November 29, 2005); CFNA, “What Do Nurses Do All Day?,” TAN (November 29, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/lo9ff26. 182 • sAVING LIVES

66. Mindy Kaling and Charlie Grandy, writers, Rob Schrab, director, “Danny Castellano Is My Personal Trainer,” The Mindy Project, Fox (January 7, 2014). 67. Whitney Cummings, writer, Andy Ackerman, director, “Pilot,” Whitney, NBC (September 22, 2011); TAN, “Whitless” (July 2011), http://tinyurl.com/cmt47df. 68. Jeffery Richman, writer, Michael Spiller, director, “Halloween,”Modern Family, ABC (October 27, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/q3ghqwk. 69. Sally Bradford, writer, James Burrows, director, “Speechless,” Will & Grace, NBC (April 22, 2004); CFNA, “Will & Grace: The Nurse As Twit, Loser, and Porn Actress,” TAN (April 22, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/o8nse2p. 70. John Masius, writer, Mikael Salomon, director, “Pilot,” HawthoRNe, TNT (June 16, 2009); TAN, “Chief Nursing Officer” (June 16, 2009),http://tinyurl. com/o5ce4yw​ . 71. TAN, “Nurse Jackie Episode Reviews,” accessed March 24, 2014, http://tinyurl.​ com/kqm3k6b; TAN, “Mercy Episode Reviews” (2010), http://tinyurl.com/​ kj3t63s. 72. Dave Caplan, Mark Cronin, and Shannon Fitzgerald, executive producers, “Scrubbing in the OC,” Scrubbing In, MTV (October 24, 2013), http://tinyurl.​ com/kvqdsbr. 73. Dave Caplan, Mark Cronin, and Shannon Fitzgerald, executive producers, “Crazy from the Heat,” Scrubbing In, MTV (December 13, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/​ l86n3uy. 74. Caryn James, “Here’s David: Letterman Returns, True to Form,” New York Times (February 22, 2000), http://tinyurl.com/mb55494. 75. The Late Show with David Letterman, CBS (December 19, 2005); CFNA, “The Gash Cam,” TAN (December 19, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/ly74f66. 76. CFNA, “TV Guide’s ‘Nurse Skank Strikes Again’ Inspires Center to Announce Soap Nurse Sweepstakes!,” TAN (December 12, 2004), http://tinyurl.com/​ p9n3hsj. 77. The Dr. Oz Show, syndicated television show (November 4, 2010); TAN, “Thinking Right, Thinking Bright” (November 4, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/py6oao2. 78. John P. McCann, Randy Rogel, and Tom Ruegger, writers, Barry Caldwell, Jon McClenahan, and Audu Paden, directors, “Wakko’s 2-Note Song/Panama Canal/ Hello Nurse . . . ” Animaniacs (February 24, 1996), http://tinyurl.com/pqehhyo; IMDb, “Hello Nurse” (1999), http://tinyurl.com/oz9a6fa. 79. Peter Morgan, writer, Ron Howard, director, Rush, Universal Pictures (2013). 80. Alex von Tunzelmann, “Rush: A Thrilling but Untrusty Ride,” The Guardian (September 18, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/pykjbpj. 81. Laura Sweet, “The Saw VI Blood Drive Posters & All the Ones from Years Past,” If It’s Hip, It’s Here (August 8, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/kj2nwtl; CFNA, “Blood Simple,” TAN (October 27, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/nyorh4s. 82. Douglas Aarniokoski and David Loughery, writers, Douglas Aarniokoski, director, Nurse 3D, Lionsgate (2014), http://tinyurl.com/m4tvzu6; TAN, “Nurse 0D: Nurse 3D Finally Released” (January 27, 2014), http://tinyurl.com/mg4kqqa. 5 The Naughtiest Nurse • 183

83. Keiichiro Toyama, writer and director, Silent Hill Video Game, Konami (1999) http://tinyurl.com/mua5jfn. 84. Michael J. Bassett and Laurent Hadida, writers, Michael J. Bassett, director, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, Open Road Films (2012); Roger Avary, writer, Christophe Gans, director, Silent Hill, TriStar Pictures (2006); Silent Hill, “Silent Hill Revelation 3D Clip—Nurse Scene,” YouTube video, http://tinyurl.com/ nqgngkw. 85. Jill Garson and Kate Robbins, writers, Kate Robbins, director, Candy Stripers, Screen Gems (2006), http://tinyurl.com/oyw3qkz. 86. Piraphan Laoyont and Thodsapol Siriwiwat, directors, Sick Nurses (Suay Laak Sai), Magnolia Home Entertainment (2007), http://tinyurl.com/lxvsf2r. 87. PornStar Empires, I Love Nurses (2013), http://tinyurl.com/ladzzgs. 88. White Ghetto, Transsexual Nurses 10, Avalon Enterprises (2012), http://tinyurl.​ com/matzwdw. 89. NaughtyNymphoNurses.com, accessed March 27, 2014. 90. Diana DeVoe, director, Naughty Nurse Nancy (2009), http://tinyurl.com/ lhncvso. 91. Excalibur Films, Lesbian Big Boob Squirting Nurses, Totally Tasteless (2008), http://tinyurl.com/qctzqsy. 92. Pandemonium Movies, Asian T-Girl Latex Nurses 4 (2006), http://tinyurl.com/​ lmr6j3a. 93. Jerome Tanner, director, Trailer Trash Nurses 7 (2003), http://tinyurl.com/​ kyrxua4. 94. Max Steiner, director, Nasty Backdoor Nurses, LBO Entertainment (2001), http://​tinyurl.com/mbn4zcz. 95. Jim Holliday, John Leslie, writers, John Leslie, director, Night Shift Nurses, VCA Pictures (1989), http://tinyurl.com/po7j9pf. 96. Absolute Anime, “Anime Profile: Night Shift Nurses,”http://tinyurl.com/ ​o7bx8y9. 97. Ocean Red, “Naughty Nurses APK,” Android.DownloadAtoZ.com (December 29, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/kqbctag. 98. iPhoneapps.com, “A Naughty Nurse” (September 29, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/​ n435wqf. 99. iPhoneapps.com, “Sexy Nurses” (July 28, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/k5qj2os. 100. “Big Brother’s Gianna,” Ralph (August 2005); CFNA, “Can Naughty Nurse Imagery Launch a Career?,” TAN (August 2005), http://tinyurl.com/k69gokt. 101. “A Naughty but Nurse Calendar,” The Sun (January 12, 2011), http://tinyurl.​ com/krg4mbo; Asian News International, “Naughty Nurses in U.K. to Get Pulses Racing with Saucy Calendar Shoot,” Oneindia (December 14, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/mbrhfam; Lucy Hagan, “Meet the X-Rayted Nurses,” Sun (November 28, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/owcssyv; Lucy Hagan, “Naughty Hospital Staff,”The Sun (November 29, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/jvngkd2. 102. CFNA, “People Always Joke about Nurses Looking Saucy so It’s Fun to Be the Real Thing,” TAN (November 29, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/kek574m. 184 • sAVING LIVES

103. 3Wishes.com, “Nurse Costumes,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/​ hc7y7. 104. Bras ‘N’ Things, “Nurse Feelgood,” accessed March 27, 2014,http://tinyurl.com/​ qadmaml. 105. Marcia Moody, “Secrets of the Royal Romantic Reunion that Changed the Course of History: What Really Made Kate and Wills Rekindle Their Love—and Transform the Monarchy Forever,” Daily Mail (July 6, 2013), http://tinyurl.com/q68aexc​ . 106. Party City, “Adult Hospital Honey Nurse Costume,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/mmz9eta. 107. Spirit Halloween Costumes, “Nurse Heartbreaker Adult Women’s Costume,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/lv37csm. 108. Alibaba, “Adult Nurse Costume,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/​ pnrbp67. 109. Southern Poverty Law Center, “What Do Halloween Costumes Say?,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/ktmgnew. 110. Gregory Isaacs and Sylvester Weise, composers, Gregory Isaacs, performer, “Night Nurse,” from the album Night Nurse (1982), http://tinyurl.com/ltqqh6v, http://​ tinyurl.com/m3u4mxb. 111. Gregory Isaacs and Sylvester Weise, composers, Simply Red, performer, “Night Nurse,” from the album Blue (1998), http://tinyurl.com/auhrued. 112. Gregory Isaacs and Sylvester Weise, composers, Sinead O’Connor, performer, “Night Nurse,” from the album I Do Not Want What I Haven’t Got (special edition) (1990, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/k58db2y; http://tinyurl.com/​ kdxo9ga. 113. Mariah Carey featuring Nicki Minaj, performers, Nick Cannon, video director, “Up Out My Face,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/y8ovjmo; TAN, “Mariah Carey: ‘Up Out My Face’ ” (February 22, 2010), http://tinyurl.com/​ ygu9wcf. 114. Mariah Carey featuring Nicki Minaj, performers, Nick Cannon, video director, “Up Out My Face,” accessed March 27, 2014, http://tinyurl.com/y8ovjmo. 115. Jay Smith, “Crüe Fest Lineup Revealed,” Pollstar (March 16, 2009), http://​ tinyurl.com/meq4tm7; TAN, “A Short History of Dr. Feelgood” (March 16, 2009), http://tinyurl.com/lohm82u. 116. Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais, and Julie Taymor, screenplay, Julie Taymor, director, Across the Universe, Columbia Pictures (2007), http://tinyurl.com/dz5hhn. 117. Alison Goldfrapp and Will Gregory, composers, Goldfrapp, performer, Dawn Shadforth, video director, “Number 1,” from the album Supernature, Mute Records (2005); CFNA, “Goldfrapp: ‘Number 1,’ ” TAN (March 27, 2006) http://tinyurl.​ com/pzseh2k. 118. Keith Anderson and Bob DiPiero, composers, Keith Anderson, performer, Trey Fanjoy, video director, “XXL,” from the album Three Chord Country and American Rock & Roll, Arista Nashville (2004); CFNA, “Keith Anderson: ‘XXL,’ ” TAN (December 12, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/lmwzyak. 5 The Naughtiest Nurse • 185

119. blink-182, Enema of the State, MCA Records (1999); CFNA, “blink-182, ‘Enema of the State,’ ” TAN (July 11, 2003), http://tinyurl.com/kay9bgp. 120. Jack White, composer, The White Stripes, performer, “The Nurse,” from the album Get Behind Me Satan, V2 Records (2005); CFNA, “Boy You Have No Faith in Nursing,” TAN (April 21, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/kmgw6sx. 121. Lee Moran, “ ‘TV Series-Hot Nurses Need Only Apply’: Swedish Hospital Spices up Summer Recruitment Search for Sexy Staff,”Daily Mail (February 22, 2012), http://tinyurl.com/mvqd5qh; TAN, “Too Darn Hot” (February 2012), http://​ tinyurl.com/mp9hzzf. 122. Público.es, “Las Enfermeras de una Clínica de Cádiz Denunciarán a la Empresa si las Obliga a Usar Falda” (March 25, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/m48t9e6; CFNA, “Wear Skirts, Caps and Aprons . . . Or Lose 30 Euros,” TAN (March 28, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/klbj7qk. 123. Ananova, “Nurses in Romania to Wear Miniskirts” (September 29, 2006); CFNA, “Ananova Is All over That Miniskirted Nurse Beat,” TAN (September 29, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/ldobzar. 124. Hindustan Times, “Patients Want Pretty, Skirt-Clad Nurses!” (October 4, 2005); CFNA, “Patients Want Pretty, Skirt-Clad Nurses!,” TAN (October 4, 2005), http://tinyurl.com/lmymwrv. 125. Daily Mail Online, “Nurses Face Ban on Thongs and Cleavage” (September 2006), http://tinyurl.com/lym5bfh; CFNA, “Daily Mail: ‘Nurses Face Ban on Thongs and Cleavage,’ ” TAN (September 19, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/l2lan78. 126. Justin Stephens, photographer, “Most Intriguing: Ultimate Survivor Bret Michaels,” People (December 27, 2010): 100–101, http://tinyurl.com/mj4qz9q; TAN, “Open Up and Say . . . Naah!” (March 7, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/l98sh9x. 127. People, “Stats,” accessed May 10, 2009, http://tinyurl.com/lv4z4cz. 128. TAN, “Open Up and Say . . . Naah!” (March 7, 2011), http://tinyurl.com/l98sh9x. 129. Tom O’Connor, writer, “Episode Dated March 31, 2008,” Red Eye, Fox (March 31, 2008); CFNA, “Wear the Miniskirts and Just Save Some Lives!,” TAN (April 1, 2008), http://tinyurl.com/l7moqow. 130. The Stephanie Miller Show, syndicated radio show (June 1, 2007), http://tinyurl.​ com/8yelu; CFNA, “We Must Stop the Naughty Scandinavian Porn Nurses from Infiltrating America!,” TAN (June 13, 2007), http://tinyurl.com/jw9mhk5. 131. Matt Janz, Out of the Gene Pool, Go Comics (March 22, 2008), http://tinyurl.​ com/m27u8qt. 132. John McPherson, Close to Home, Go Comics (December 18, 2006), http://​ tinyurl.com/l9noyth. 133. Charles Fiegl, “Cartoonist Hits ‘Close to Home,’ ” Post-Star (December 18, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/kxpl92f; CFNA, “Getting Close,” TAN (December 19, 2006), http://tinyurl.com/kgxa266. 134. TAN, “Google Results for Selected English Language Phrases—July 15, 2014,” http://tinyurl.com/k4uktc9.