Nov. 4, 1982 UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI-SAINT LOUIS Issue 436 Dance succumbs to apathy ... again• until July 1, when the new fiscal concerts, you have bars. People Mary O'Mara year starts. This b'udgetary delay reporter plan other things. We could have hurts the Homecoming Com­ gotten at least 200 people." mittee. Ann Lamprecht, chairwoman The Homecoming Dance, held " Most halls will not take a pro­ of the Homecoming Committee. Oct. 23 at the Country Manor mise to pay," Watts said. "They was unavailable for comment. Banquet Center in Ellisville, lost want some kind of financial Comparatively, last year's $675 because of a sharp decrease deposit. When we commit places attendance was 225 people, but it in attendance. in May, we usually have to send a was the first time in three years letter to them saying that a that a dinner dance was held. Accordingto Curt Watts, assis­ deposit will be sent after July 1. Watts said that t he Student tant director of Student Life, the and some places just don 't like Association Budget Committee $675 loss resulted from 75 extra that. " has continu ed to cut back the dinners that the Homecoming Watts added that the problem amount of money allocated. Committee paid for. The hall has of distance was a concern. "Some Subsidization by outside cam­ been rented for 300 people. but people have already suggested pus sponsors such as the Seven­ only 175 actually attended. that we look at places closer to Up Co. and Southern Comfort the campus such as the Marriott Distillery help defray some "When we saw that we were or the Airport Ramada," he said, costs, but Watts said that such going to fall short, they (Country "but those places you would like sponsors are reluctant to give Manor) were willing to cut it back to use are already rented out by toward state universities. Seven­ to 250 dinners," Watts said. "Had July l." Up and Southern Comfort pro­ we gotten 250 people, we would vided carnival and door prizes have broken even." Ann -Cronin, a member Qf the for the Homecoming activities. Homecoming Banquet Oommit­ Raising the price of tickets will tee, said that she didn't mind the This year, $1,250 was received not hold. "Our fear then is that from the Student Activities drive out to the Cou ntry Manor attendance will drop even more." but added that low attendance Budget CommiJtee for the Watts also believes that stu­ Photo by Sharon Kubatzky "was either because of the dis­ Homecoming activities. Total dent attitudes also may . have SWEET TREAT: It appears as though accounting student tance or because people really revenue, including tickets sold, something to do with the drop in Christof Schlaubitz got more than he bargained for with this don't care. Homecoming is the was $3 ,300. attendance. "We have 12,000 trick-or-treat last Friday. Monica Babor, a clerk-typist in the only thing there is for all stu­ The Homecoming Committee students on campus. They think business school, was one of several employees who dressed received its budget last April, but dents. We're competing with a lot up and distributed candy treats to students. did not receive its actual money of things in St. Louis. You have See " Homecoming," page 3 Faculty meets to discuss reduction plans

Therefore, the university will imposed in the Winter 1983 making, and 3) the ad-hoc nature Barb DePalma (i.e. who would be notified first) co-news editor only receive $162 million in semester is expected to produce of the reductions. He said the and the criteria used to prepare state appropriations. 1l.2 percent of all student fees feelings were that decisions the reductions. The revised In the 1980- 81 school year, the or $482 ,000 . were made without a clear statements will again be re­ UMSL faculty members met UM system was appropriated The UM system requested $197 explanation. viewed by the Fiscal Resources with Chancellor Arnold B. Grob­ $170 million with a 3 percent million for 1983-84 from the The duty of the deans and and Long Range Planning Com­ man Wednesday, Oct. 27 , to pre­ withholding. In 1981- 82 , the sys­ Coordinatig Board of the Gover­ directors was to draft policy mittee Nov . 16. sent revised plans that could be tem was again appropriated $170 nor's Office Oct. 1. The board statements that consisted of th ~ enacted within their units if milion, but 10 percent was approved $188 million Oct. 23 . procedure that would be followed See "Plans," page 6 further reductions are needed in withheld. " Historically in Missouri, the 1983- 84 . "That was moderated in part state appropriation~ have fol­ The original plans were pre­ by an increase in student fees ," lowed very closely the Coor­ sented to the Fiscal Resources Grobman said. "Unfortunately dinating Board's recommenda­ .Appropriations bring and Long Range Planning Com­ that means that students now are tions," Grobman said. " It is mittee of the UMSL Senate for paying a greater share of the cost almost impossible to guess what primary review Oct. 19. of education than they did in we will be faCing in '83-84. Grobman said that this was a the '70s." campus. renovation precautionary measure because "The most responsible conclu­ ~ dditiona l clinic space, faculty of the economic outlook for the UMSL was given $20.1 million sion to make, it seems to me from Rene Kniepmann campus. In 1983-84, the UM sys­ in appropriations for 1982-83. a consideration of these factors, reporter offices and research classrooms. tem should be operating from a With the 2 percent withholding, is to have in place orderly plans UMSL also will receve $327,466 $170 million base from the state the campus will feel a $402,000 for reductions." The passage of the 1982- 83 for the replacement of roofs on legislature. However, Gov . loss. The decline in enrollment Grobman gave three reasons supplemental appropriation will Clark and Lucas halls. John P . Christopher S. Bond is withhold­ this year almost means a loss of for the unhappiness that resulted bring desperately needed funds Perry, vice chancellor of Admi­ ing 5 percent from these ap­ $485,000 . Therefore, UMSL will on campus following the 1981- 82 to the UMSL campus. The nistrative Services, said the bid­ propriations for higher education, be approximately $887,000 below reductions 1) the severity of the revenues from . the government dig will begin in March and the which means a 2 percent with­ its budgeted amoung. reductions, 2) the abruptness or will be contributed to several project will start by the spring of holding for the UM system . The surcharge which will be short time allotted for decision projects. 1983 . The rest of the preservation .. UMSL will be received over $2 funds will go toward other million for the 1982-83 school general repairs on campus, with year. Over $1 million are going $17 ,370 going toward analYSing .. Swift moves on Parking Lot C toward optometry. The money and repairing the foundation of will be used for the remodeling of the General Services Building. this move. They simply stuck up to student~ . three floors in the Education Kevin Curtin very small signs and started Office Building. There will be Se4f;"Renovation,"page 2 co-news editor Perry said the flip sign would - ·issuing tickets." not be effective because the lot would be blocked all day long, Earl Swift, vice president of John P. Perry, vice chancellor the Student Association and a of Administrative Services, said and that would be unfair to both groups. He noted that there are member of the Ad -Hoc Commit­ that the issue has been resolved. inside tee on- the University Parking "There was some confusion more student spaces on the second level of Lot C. System, is involved in a dispute about signs, but we've cleared concerning Parking Lot C next to Fine Wines Grid champs .. that up . Students can park in lots The administration has pro­ the J .C. Penney Building. marked for them and there's no vided 12 student spaces, han­ Larry Wines, Student As­ Behind the passing of The top level of Lot C has a sign problem.' dicapped parking spaces along that clearly states "student park­ sociation preSident, does William Shanks, the Jets the north wall of Lot C, and more than serve as the won the intramural football ing," yet there are only 12 spaces Swift has proposed that a flip spaces for J.C. Penney Building available for students. Last year, sign be erected at the entrace to leader of UMSL's student championship page 12 parking. Swift wants at least one­ government. He holds the lot was equally shared by the lot. The sign would read "No half of the spaces to be used for editorials.. , . .... , ...... 4 both students and Continuing Student Parking Available" on down several other student parking on the top level. jobs, page 7 features/arts ...... 7-10 Education-Extension division. days that the Extension division classifieds ...... 8 "The restriction to 12 spaces is needed the spaces to handle "We paid for that walkway. around UMSl...... 11 unfair," Swift said. The adminis­ large groups. Otall other times, We 're not going to sit back," Swift sports ...... 12-15 tration gave no notification of the spaces would be available said. page ~ CURRENT Nov. 4, 1982 newsbriefs Therapy to help rape victims Free therapy for victims of rape is being offered through an UMSL research program. The program is designed to treat the fear and anxiety most victims experience follow ing the assult. The study will also examine the different types of therapy victims. The study is under the direction of Patricia A. Resick, associate psy­ chology professor at UMSL , and Clifford Jordan, assistant director of psychological services at Malcolm Bliss Mental Health Center. The program provid es weekly group counseling to any wo man who was a victim of an attack occurring more than three months - ago. Each session lasts two hours. Particip ation in the program is confidential and open to !lny rape victim. Th e incid ent does not need to have been reporter to poli ce. Women who are interested in participating should call Marsha Hodgdon of the psychology department at 55 3-5824. Alumni invited to workshop A career alternatives workshop for teachers who are UMSL alumni will be held Saturday, Nov . 13, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the J .C. Penney Building. Photo by Rich Podhorn Topics to be discussed include values clarification, transfer­ ALL BROKEN UP: Work has begun on the Marillac campus to repair the parking lot in fro~t of the rable skills. resume writing, interviewing and employers' expec­ Education Office Building. Other improvements will include building a new entrance and Sidewalk tations. One of the speakers will be a former teacher who has in front of the building. become a businesswoman. Reservations for the program must be made by Friday, Nov. 5. Preworkshop materials will be mailed to participants. To register, call the UMSL Career Planning and Placement Office at 553- 5111 . Repairs begun at Marillac The program is free. but is restricted to UMSL alumni. vice chancellor of Administra­ . Perry is antiCipating that the Sue ReI! tive Services, "and we want to renovation will be completed by assistant news editor Psychological services offered make it more pleasant looking." December. " It should be done no later than the beginning of the The renovations for the first The UMSL Psychological Service (CPS) offers psychological Wbrk has begun on the first winter semester unless we have phase will cost approximately evaluation and psychotherapy for children, adults, couples and phase of a two-part phase for a terrible winter," he said. families. The service is located in Stadler Hall. renovations and improvements $120,000 . The funds for this will CPS. a non-profit clinic, offers its services on an out-patient on the Marillac campus parking come from the Parking Im­ Phase 2 will be ready for bids basis. Established in 1977 , the staff consists of advanced doctoral­ and roads and also the renova­ provements Fund which takes in March and the work should be level students in clinical psychology who are supervised by clini­ tion of the Education Office leftover money from the student done within the summer months, cal psychologists of UMSL's psychology faculty. CPS uses a Building entrance. - parking fees. The fund money according to Perry. accumulates and is spent when variety of therapeutic techniques. Phase l 'will include the build­ A sliding scale, according to income, is used to determine fees necessary, usually a little every The second phase will include ing of a parking lot west of the for services. Clients are seen regardless of their ability to pay. year. imp:-ovements on parking lots Education Office Building for CPS is open from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. Monday through Thursday and 8· and ' ·)ads along wi th the addition handicapped, service vehicles Engineers Architects Inc. of of a teW' more roads. Curbs, gut­ a.m. to 5 p.m. Friday. and parking for patrons of the Maryland Heights drew up the For more information or to make an appointment, call 553- ters and improved drainage sys­ Optometry School Clinic, which plans for the renovations. Mid­ 5824 . tems will be included in the opened in September. west Piping Co . of Ferguson will improvements. All .Iots will be do the construction work. A new entrance and an im­ improved except for the east Software seminar ~ to be held proved sidewalk will complete "We started the planning last parking lot between the railroad Phase 1. Currently vehicles can spring and hoped to have the pro­ tracks and the driveway. Perry UMSL is offering a three-day seminar on writing computer drive up the sidewalk to the door. ject completed in the summer," explained that students don't use software documentation. The course will meet Tuesday through This will be eliminated with the Perry said. "We got the bids in this lot that much. The east lot Thursday, Nov . 9 through 11 , from 9 a.m . to 4 p.m. The instructor new entrance. " It needs to be August, though, and began a cou­ will be used by students while the will be R. Jo.hn Brockmann, a nationally known computer other lots are being repaired. replaced," said ~ohn P. Perry, ple weeks ago." documentation teacher and consultant. The seminar is designed to help participants write accurate, clearly understood documentation. It will present a systematic approach to the writing of manuals, brochures, reports, pro­ Renovation cedures and forms in a data-processing environment. Emphasis will be placed on writing documentation for the final user. J'opics from page 1 an architect to draw up plans for elevator in the Education Li­ include simple ways to avoid writer's block ,developing a writer's the new facility. Perry said that brary will cost $89,586. The blueprint, writing styles, field testing documentati, n, preparing Approximately $320,000 will UMSL hopefully will receive the remaining money will be put to for updates. and effective use of graphics. be used for the planning of the funds for building next year. use for a modification of the The course will include lectures, " hands-on" exercises, and J new science building that will be In compliance with state and entrance to the Education Office individual conferences to review finished documentations. located in the general vicinity of . federal regulations, $95,551 will Building and also a modification The registration fee for the course is $285. For further informa· Benton and Stadler halls. The go toward handicapped acces­ of restrooms tailored to the tion, or to register, contact Deborah Factory, UMSL Continiung money goes toward the hiring of sibility. The installation of an needs of the handicapped. Education-Extension. at 553-5961. Workshop aids those planning ------,• JERRY ROBNAK'S • BIOLOGICAL/PHYSICAL SCI ENCES , .. to start and manage a business AUTO BODY' -~ 15YEARS A workshop on "How to Start and Manage Your Own Business" EXPERIENCE will be offered Wednesday, Nov . 10, from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. in the. REASONABLE You're Needed J .C. Penney Building. PRICES The workshop is designed for persons planning to start their own business. Topics include feasibility studies, franchises, record­ keeping requirements, projected income statements and others. FREE ESTIMATES All Over the Instructors for the workshop are Peggy Lambing, an instructor with the UMSL School of Business Administration, and Rick Palank, executive director of the St. Louis County Local Develop­ World •. ment Co . SPECIALIZING IN PAINTING 1& FENDER STRAIGHTENING The registration fee is $50. To register, call Joe Williams of Con­ 1 -RUST REPAIR tinuing Education-Extension at 553-5961. Ask Peace Corps volunteers why they ore using their Science I major, minor, or aptilUde in health clinics and classrooms in Fund raising seminar held I Bring in your INSURANCE REPAIR Moloysia. Why do they use them in fish pond culrure projects IESTIMATE, FOR WE PAY MOST $501 ond experimental forms in Western Samoo? They'lI tell you lor $1 00 DEDUCTABLES. We will work' their ingenuity and flexibility ore as important as their degrees. UMSL will present a seminar, "Fund Raising for Scarce lwith you on the dents and damage, to Ask them why Peace Corps is the toughest job you'll ever love. Dollars," Saturday, Nov. 6, from 9 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Imake.it look like new. It will present insiders' views on where to get current and future I COMPLETE TOWING SERVICE dollars. The sessions include "Government Dollars: Where Will I FREE TOWING IF WE DO WORK ' Sign up now f or an interview: They Be?" led by Sam Bernstein, president of the Jewish Employ­ I Placement Office ment and Vocational Service; "How to Structure an Institutional Fund-Raising Campaign," with Ann Padberg, director of Parents I Mon, Nov . 15 Programs at St. Louis University; "The Private Sector," led by I COUPON Amy Rome, executive director of the Metropolitan Association for I 10% OFF ALL LABOR Philanthropy; and a' presentation by William Symes, president of I the Monsanto Fund. 1 429-7999 Registration fee for the seminar is $25. For further information 1 Mon.-Fri. 8-5:30, Sat. 9-12 or to register, contact Bette Woolcott, UMSL Discovery Program, .1 8974 St. Chartes Rock Road PEACE CORPS . 553-5511. t L ______.J Nov. 4, 1982 CURRENT- Sullivan to seek private #' support for UM system

as we've never done before. We gifts during the 1980- 81 fiscal - Kevin Curtin hope that Mr. Sullivan will year. In fiscal year 1981- 82 co-news editor strengthen our efforts in the area $18 ,573 ,000 was donated to the of public support, as well as our university. This represents an Daniel J . Sullivan, director of communication efforts with con­ increase of 28 percent, but more development of UMSL, has been stituent groups and individuals contributions are needed. named special ass istant for de­ interested in the total university." ... velopment to University of Mis­ Sullivan said that he wants an souri President James C. Olson. increased emphasis on seeking "We 'd like to be more ag­ Sullivan's primary task is to private sector support from the gressive in seeking gifts," Sul­ coordinate efforts to enlist pri­ UM Board of Curators and Presi­ livan said, " by publicizing the vate sector support for the dent Olson. excellent staff and programs that university system. Gifts and the university has. Corporate donations from corporations, "It will take harder, smarter giving is enlightened self-interest. foundations and alumni present­ work," Sullivan said. "We have to Donations could be for either ly are being sought by each demonstrate an increased specific research goals or an - interest in the quality of grad­ individual campus of the univer­ awareness that each individual sity system. in the university system has an uates." Sullivan noted that 80 In making his announcement, impact on fund raising. Even the percent of UMSL's graduates Olson said the 'current impression that you give answer­ remain in the St. Louis area after 'state revenue situation means ing the telephone is important." they graduate and are absorbed that "the university is going to The University of Missouri into the community's work force. OFF TO COLUMBIA: Daniel J. Sullivan, director of develop­ have to rely on the private sector received 13.7 million in private ment at UMSL, has been appointed special assistant for For the past two years, Sul­ development to UM President James C. Olson. livan has planned and directed Homecoming--- UMSL efforts in fund raising and from page 1 directing more metropolitan Chuck Smith, athletic director. community leaders to become KWM U vvill produce of Homecoming as a football said that scheduling a soccer involved in the university's ac­ game. People see it as so vastly game to coincide with the renting tivities. He is a 1973 graduate of different that they shy away from of a hall is a problem. "The UMSL with a master's degree in students' dramas it. Half of our students are non­ coaches begin work on the next education. volunteer student organization traditional, over 21 , many with season's schedule as soon as the Marty Klug families and full -time jobs. For previous season is finished, but it Sullivan begins his duties as reporter which operates the radio station some reason, they don't come. is not completed until the begin­ special assistant Nov. 15 . No suc­ 22 hours each weekend. Neither cessor for his UMSL position has local playwrights nor perfor­ It's a great place to take your date ning of March or the end of May," ~ KWMU (91 FM) wi ll air plays or wife out for an evening:' Smithsaid. been named. written and performed by stu­ mers for " Playhouse 91 " will be - dents Beginning this December . paid. •Locally produced show s will be However. academic credit will broadcast monthly on " Play­ offered through the speech house 91" Sunday night at 10 p.m. department course Speech Com­ How to procrastinate tastefully. "The one thing they've never munications 199. Special Pro­ really tried, on the pro or student jects in Communication. UMSL staff on this station. is to do a offers no courses specifically in locally produced drama," said writing or performing radio Jim Wallace. producer of plays. " If the students involved "Playhouse 91:' He began de­ were getting no pay there should veloping the program last be some incentive,,' Wallace January. said. Wallace encourages students and faculty to submit scripts to Wallace currently announces him at KWMU , 105 Lucas Hall. "I "Cl assics Through the Night .. know a lot of fine writers that are four times a week and "Jazz - on campus ," Wallace said. Spectrum" Saturday evenings. Scripts should be typed in He expects sev eral days will be screenplay style for 15 - or 30 - needed to locally produce' minute shows. " Play house 91 " and is looking for Although off -campus play­ fac ulty involvement from the wrights will be consid ered, Wal­ sppPch and Engli s h departments lace prefers on-campus talent. i f) lIel p select scripts. "We're trying to solicit more from the campus and give more "N ightfall ," a Ca nadian horror back to it. sPfies. premieres thi s Sunday ''I'm open for anything," Wal­ night on "Playhouse 91. " "Play­ lace expl ained. "Mystery wo uld house 91" prev ious has broadcast be fine. supernatural is fi ne. syndicated series of "Sherlock drama is great . comedy is ex­ Holmes:' "Star Wars" and "The cellent. Something to the point, Hitch Hi ker's Guide to the Galaxy." something as simple and as On ce a month locally produced powerful as possible. The closer shows will replace pro­ it is to the early 20th Century grams syndi cated by National theater would be the best." Public n adi o. Auditions for actors will be " People are only too ready to held after scripts have been jump on students," Wallace said. selected. "Mostly I'm looking "Whether or not it (the locally toward the University Players produced program) will fly or for that. They've expressed an . not, that's up to debate. But I interest in the past," Wallace would like to see it done - just to said. say that it was done. It would be "Playhouse 91 " is pro- really nice just to see if we could grammed by the Student Staff. a do it. .. . Seminar focuses on jobs for area graduates

" Communications Careers: A publications at Southwestern Panorama," a seminar that will Bell Telephone Co.; Joan focus on jobs for college gra­ Childress, editor of the local duates in the St. Louis area, will trade journal Decor magazine; Pour yourself a cup of Irish Mocha Mint. Chocolatey, with a hint of be held Monday, at 7:30 p.m. in and Betty Lee, editor of Proud mint, it's a delicious way to postpone the inevitable. And it's just one of Room T204 at St. Louis Com­ magazine. There also will be rep­ muity College at Forest Park. resentatives for public relations firms, advertising agencies and E~fr!~i~~a~~Yi~~:: . r;~""r:c - MIM Members of the St. Louis thap­ newspapers. ter of Women in Com­ GENERAL FOOD~ INTERNATIONAL COFFEES There will be a questio'll-and­ AS MUCH A FEELING AS A FLAVOR munications Inc. are forming a answer session and small-group · citywide student com- discussion immediately follow­ Available at"UNIVERSITY BOOKSTORE munications organization so that ing the panel discussion and ref­ · students are aware of job oppor­ reshments will be. served. C> 1982 General Foods Corporation tunities in the · St. Louis area . The meeting is open to all · Panelists will include Diane students in colleges in the St. Schwilling, staff manager of Louis area. • page 4 CURRENT Nov. 4, f982 editorials Committee falls short in important duties

As a group of students given tlJe respon­ The Student Escort program aimed at It appears Student Association is con­ Our dean Of Student Affairs has prom­ sibility to represent all stud ent groups helping students to their cars at night and cerned about only a small group of ised changes in the organization and pro­ equally and fairly, the Student Activities in bad weather is also a serious problem. students - those in Student Association. cess of the budget committee. The only Budget Committee falls far short in its The idea is great, but it should not be fun­ changes that h,we been made, though, are most important function - the fair alloca­ ded out of student funds. If campus police . Among the more basic problems \')ith . insignificant and do little to correct the tion of student funds . officers are paid with money generated the budget committee is its i g nor a n c~a nd prob lems. If anything, the system is more from parking fees, this program should be This committee is very powerful, lack of organization. The committee faced screwed up than ever before. funded the same wa y. more than 30 presentations and made its especially when one considers the fact Wines, who just happens to be a member Steps need to be taken to correct this that it funds all student groups, and that decisions in one day. Some groups were of the budget committee but does not vote not given enough time to make their pre­ situation. Th e group of 11 or so students on all groups depend on these funds to on his request, has stressed many times the budget co mmittee have full power operate successfully. Unfortunately, in sentations effectively and inform the that he is concerned about taking care of committee of the workings of their res­ over funds that are generated by every the past year or so, the committee has things that are in the best interest of all student on campus, and the committee abused its power. pective budgets. Instead of asking groups the students. If the actions of the budget back a second time or asking for more must realize how serious its respon­ The essential problem with this com­ committee are a reflection of Wines, then information, the committee opted to make sibility to the students is. After all, it's our mittee is that decisions are made amidst our student body president has misled us . . its decisions without further study. money they're playing with. bias, ignorance and disorganization. The committee, which is appointed by Student Association President Larry Wines and is Stuffy situation approved by the Student Assembly and Lowe "Sandy" MacLean, dean of Student Affairs, consists primarily of students involved in Student Association. And al­ Dishonest elections must be stopped though committee members are not allowed to vote on the funding or or­ Homecoming elections traditionally that figure to the number of ballots in the scheduled to work with other students ganizations with which they are asso­ have possessed much suspense for the box. Simple, huh? with opposing viewpoints. This would pro­ ciated. their presence influences the candidates and their campaign workers. Sure, if they determine that no addi­ vide a sort of watchdog system, with both decisions of the committee. This year, however, the suspense may tional ballots are in the box. However, if parties looking out for the other. have been greatest for election officials, This point never was made more clear they find more ballots than names, as was as they endeavored to salvage an election Perhaps the most effective way to pre­ than it was by the committee's most the case in the past election, there is no that had been tampered with. vent the boxes from being stuffed would recent escapade - the allocation of sup­ sure-fire way to prove which ballots are valid and which are not. be to require at least two poll workers to plemental funds for student groups. The In the wake of the elections, many sign the outside of each ballot, thereby committee allocated approximately obstacles yet to be overcome can be found There are far too many opportunities validating it. This would make it imposs­ $36,000 of $50 ,000 available. and more in that election process. for poll workers to alter the outcome of the ible for one worker to let something slip by than a third of the funds allocated election. There is nothing to stop the poll anotheL ($13,050) were awarded to the Student One major problem the election com­ worker from writing down names and Association. mittee has faced year after year is the re­ numbers and putting ballots into the Election officials must recognize the cruitment of unbiased students to man the boxes. need for immediate change in the system. Even more interesting is the fact that polls. Poll working is a less than gla­ Until they do, students will never be sure Student Association's budget request was morous job and, with the election commit­ Unfortunately, the only measure to stop that the "winner" really received the $12,050; the association received more tee unwilling to shell out salaries, this would involve students placing either majority vote. than it asked for . It would be difficult to volunteers have been scarce. Often the their signature or their student number believe that any other group would re­ only students willing to work are those onto their ballots. ceive such treatment. In fact, of the 32 with a personal interest in the election. What it boils down to is this: unless groups that requested funds, only two This year, for instance, at least one boy­ voters are denied their right to a secret received the amount of funds that they friend of a queen candidate and pledge ballot, there is no systematic way to letters requested. Only one group, the University brothers of a king candidate spent time insure an entirely honest election: Program Board. received at least half of working at the polls. In one case, those what Student Association was allocated, interested parties did a little more than There are, however, steps that can be taken to give the elections a little more and the UPB's request was, by far, the work - they sided in stuffing the ballot credibility, The Student Assembly might Requests letters largest. box. consider, as a long range goal, the So why, then, does Student Association It is understandable that students with establishment of an election committee, Dear Editor: receive special treatment in the alloca­ friends nominated for the election would responsible for any and all elections held tion of funds? What makes its request so ' be interested enough to put in time at the throughout the year. The committee We're writing in reference to forming a important? polls, However, whatever their motives, would be appointed by and directly res­ correspondence relationship with anyone good or bad, the temptations could very ponsible to university administrators and concerned. We would like nothing more The answer surely isn't a feasible one. well become too much for even the most would be paid a nominal salary in return than to write and correspond with people Student Association was allocated $5,300 well-meaning individual. for working at each election, This hope­ from around the country. Letters are more for wages for a full-time clerk/typist, a fully would induce poll workers to take the or less our only contact with the outside student assistant and a student advocate; Another flaw in the system stems from job more seriously. world, so letters are all we have to look the fact that there is no effective process $7,500 for the Student Escort program; Short-term solutions include reducing forward to. and $250 for publicity. These allocations, to safeguard against ballot tampering. As Thank you the system works now, a student ap­ the number of polls from three to two by compared to those of other groups, are eliminating the poll in the Social Sciences Sincerely, proaches the poll, shows his ID and has it way out of proportion. and Business Building. Simply by the Law Shawn Campbell 698458 marked by a poll worker. The worker Danny Bayliff 6105684 Because it cannot successfully utilize of Averages, this would reduce the chan­ . writes down the student's name and his Ricky Dewey 6102370 the Work Study program nor find a student ces of foul play, and poll workers who student number. The student is given a Bobby Porterfield 6104031 to perform secretarial duties to its satis­ ballot; after marking it he folds it and would have been working that poll could be added to the other two polls, Ed Gibson 6108365 faction. The Student Association asked for places it in the ballot box. Greg Hodges 699095 A minimum of three workers could be - and received - $4 ,000 for a full-time Robert Blake 6108561 If election officials believe the boxes required at each poll, and ifthose students clerk/typist. Perhaps other organizations Scott Coplen 697361 , were tampered with, they can simply are students with a personal interest in could utilize a full-time secretary, and use Walter Pierce 6103851 count the names of students and compare the election's outcome,. they should be $4,000 of the students' money to fund it. Rick Miller 6114364 Eddie Keck 695721 Ronnie Roberts #96033-2

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Last week, the Student Activities 3. Education Doctoral Student 13. UMSl Kayak Club 7. Model United Nations Budget Committee allocated supplemen­ Association Requested: $1 ,620 Association taI.funds to student groups for the 1982- Requested: $1,365 Allocated: o Requested: $6,434 83 year. Allocated: Allocated: o These groups received $36,198 from a Postage $100 . 14. Mathematics Club total of $50,000 available for reallocation. Requested: $825 The money comes from a reserve in the 4. Epsilon Beta Gamma Frasority Allocated: 8. Music Educators National student activities fee which became avail­ Requested: $1,107 Academic Activities 100 Conference able after original budgets were an­ Allocated: Social Activities 50 Requested: $7,640 nounced at the beginning of this year. Refreshments 697 Publicity 50 Allocated o Wages 90 Supplies 50 J Advertisement 320 Total $250 Student Activity Budget Total $1,107 9. Peer Counseling Supplemental Allocations 15. Veteran's Club Requested: $1,633.20 Requested: $100 Allocated: 5. Gamma Nu Phi Fraternity Allocation: Wages $1,247 I. NEW ORGANIZATION Requested: $100 Advertisement 50 Allocated: Reception 50 10. Student Accountant Mimeo $25 , 1. American SOCiety of Total $100 Requested: $6,680.4 7 Personnel Administration Allocated: 6. Outback Wages 667 Requested: . $735 Requested: $612.35 Allocated: III. ORGANIZATIONS PRESENTLY Duplicating (SABC) 100 Allocated: FUNDED General Administration $185 Refreshments and Meals Advertisement $75 (SABC) 225 Training (SABC) 210 7. Phil Epsilon Kappa 1. ' American Optometric Student 2. UMSl Psychology Organization Association Emergency Loan Fund 2,500 Requested: $1,450 Requested: $453 Total $3,702 Allocated: . Requested: $2,000 Allocated: Allocated: o Advertising 100 Newsletter $45 11. University Players Office supplies 100 Requested: $4,112.89 Total $200 8. School of Education Organization 2. Associated Black Collegians Allocated: Requested: $1 ,365 Requested: $4,200 Telephone 288 Allocated: Allocated: Office Supplies 250 3. UMSl Sports Car Club Speaker 650 Kwanzaa $2,805 Publicity 349 Requested: $112 Reception 215 Advertising 1,000 Allocated: Total $865 3. Current Total $1 ,887 Printing $30 Requested: $3,100 9. Student Missouri State Allocated: o 12. University Program Board Teachers Association Requested: $19,330 II. ORGANIZATIONS NOT . Requested: $675 Allocated: PRESENTLY FUNDED Allocated: 4. International Student Wages (Bulletin Board) 450 Publicity 25 Organization Fine arts 2,500 Travel 50 Requested: $300 Le-;tures 3,000 1. American Chemical Society Total $75 Allocated: Conventions 1,000 Requested: $650 Reception $300 Wednesday Noon Live 150 Allocated: 10. Symphonic Band Total $6,600 PubliCity 100 Requested: $1,075 5. KWMU Student Staff Equipment Rental 20 Allocated: Requested: $7,890 13. UMSl Panhellenic Association Postage 30 Travel $270 Allocated: . Requeste .... : $280 Total $150 Postage 125 Allocated: 11. University Child Develop­ Telephone 355 Due $40 ment Cente'r Equipment Rental 1,200 2. Delta Sigma Pi. Requested: $786.95 Advertising 200 14. UMSl Student Association Requested: $3,175 Allocated: o Total $1,880 Requested: $12,050 Allocated: Allocated: Speakers 80 12. UMSl Jazz Band Wages 5,300 Advertising 50 Requested: $3,610 6. Medieval Wargamers Escort Program 7,500 Office Supplies 30 Allocated: Requested: $277 Publicity 250 Total $160 Travel $1,050 Allocated: o Total $13,050 Plans from page 1 staff, 4) intellectual and physical those of education stud ents (this to the qu ality of our programs." ified across-the-board cuts (this access to the library collection, will prepare stud ents to work in Donald DriemeieJ;", dean of the The possibility of eliminating wo uld put a freeze on all open Sc hool of Business Administra­ 5) improvement of the reference ' teaching and non-teaching set­ evening co urses or majors will position until further notice.) function, and 6) acquisition of tings) and 4) collect and analyze tion, said that three committees be determined by : The money from these positions ' infomration that presently is not all date within the program that were responsible for the deci­ - Th e demand measured by would be reallocated and the rest in the library. are most advantageous to that sion: the faculty Policy Commit­ enrollment figures. of the positions would remain Six criteria have been for­ program. tee, composed of, the dean and - The course in regards to the frozen. This pool of money would mulated to determine where the "During recent years, more five members of the business support of other programs. help the school meet any reduc­ cuts would be made. They are 1) than $315 ,000 has been stripp ed school faculty; the Dean's Ad­ - The size of the savings that Ition (demands), and 3) vertical measurements that show the from the Sc hoo l of Education," visement Committee, consisting would accrue by the elimin ation or program policy (this is the amoun t of usage, 2) demand for Trojcak said. "A tolerance level of business school coordinators of programs and services. elimination of entire programs the services (this is determined must be determined. We will be and other administrators chosen Dean Robert Bader presented or departments). according to their discipline through personal co nv ersations concerned how cuts will prohibit the plans for the School of Arts areas; and the Student Policy and letters to the library), 3) the School of Education from and Sciences. He said there are Th e final review of these pro­ Committee, made up of graduate departments' use of the facilities, 4) fulfilling its fundion and mis­ three options in his department: posed plans will be made Nov . and undergraduate business the present material and human sion in the university." 1) ~cross-the-board cuts. 2) mod- 16. school students. resources available to meet the The Evening College plan was " I think there should be a full needs, 5) what has been done in presented by dean Joy Whitener understanding of the positive the library from 1963 to the pre­ who said that priorities must be and negative impacts of reduc­ sent in terms of need fulfillment, established. These are to main­ tions," Driemeier said. "There and 6) comparing the alter­ tain the degree programs that Students needed to demonstrate must be a decision to treat cuts natives to similar institutions. are currently being offered, to ..differently depending on "We will strive to maintain lin­ maintain the essential student whether they are temporary or kage of the School of Education and activity supply services, and Mattei Electronic .permanent in nature." to other programs on campus and to acquire enrollment demo­ .offer the best possible programs Driemeier said that cuts would graphics in various departments to the public," said Doris Tro­ be made ~oriziontally and would and provi/le for enrollment shifts Intellivision jcak, associate dean of the School be applied equally to all pro· in any area. grams. The cuts would be made of Education. "Quality is our, Whitener hopes to acquire so as not to damage the long-run guiding principle. It will be savings through the elimination at the retail level quality of the business school. maintained to provide the best of courses that are not required This means no increase in possible programs to the public." for a major and courses that pre­ - 15-20 hr/week student-to-teacher ratios, a bet­ Four criteria have been sently are offered that have ter balance among faculty ranks, established to maintain this showed an enrollment decline. - evenings and weekends quality: 1) maintain the present and a minimum impact of the "Our goal is to effect whatever - Nov. 17 to Christmas faculty size, 2) prepare students cuts throughout the business reductions that may be necessary - $5/hr plus travel expenses school. for current and future pro­ now or in the future through an fessional practices, 3) respond to orderly, phased retrenchment Ron Krash, director of the li­ society's educational needs and program with the least damage brary, said that he had six goals . that wuld affect how cuts would be made: 1) Long-range planning HYPNOSIS If ·interested please come to Marriott ideas for the library, 2) a physical Get What You Want Out or Life!! across from the Airport between 2 environment that is conducive to Individual Sessions Self Hypnosis learning, 3) acquisition of library by 521-4652 . Tapes Available and 8 p.m. on Nov. 8 - Monday. materials to help the future Appointments Clark Bums'· Clinical Hypnotherapist learning needs of the faculty and Nov.-4, 1982 CURRENT page 7, featuresL_a_r_ts______Larry doesn't whine about hectic pace , fices committees " Sharon Copeland . . ' . . reporter He also serves on 10 commit- WInes said that dunng his first tees, only two of which are by vir- two years here he had a g~ade He used to work at four jobs to tue of his office. He was either point average of 4.0. After he make enough money for college. appointed or elected to the other . became president, his average Now , as a full-time student, he eight. For example, Chancellor started going down every semes- only works three. Arnold B. Grobman appointed ter. But last semester he re- Larry Wines, Student Associa­ him to the Student Affairs Com- covered with a 3.6 as he dis- tion president, sometimes puts mittee. There are several ad hoc covered how to handle all his in 50 hours a week as the "true committee on which he has also jobs. representative of the students'" served. Last year he didn't accept the as stated in Student Association salary that goes along with the constitution. Sometimes he is Not only does he serve on 10 presidency. Instead, he donated called upon to make statements committees, but he is a member 40 percent to a scholarship fund, to the press. He and the three stu­ of eight student organizations. and 60 percent went to help Stu­ dent repre-sentatives from the He is president of the Parliamen­ dent Association projects. other University of Missouri tary Law Association, and an campuses have breakfast with officer in three of the other clubs. Wines, 25 , is a returning stu­ U.M. President James C. Olson He is a founding member of the dent. He worked his way through when they attend Board of Fighting Spirit political organ- DeSmet High School, and atten­ Photo by Sharon Kubatzky Curators meetings. ization. . ded St. Louis UniverSity for one Wines, a biology major, is tak­ Why does he want to be on 10 semester. Lack of funds forced BUSY PRES: Student Association President Larry Wines has ing 15 hours this semester - comittees? Isn't working and him to drop out and work at worked a variety of jobs to finance his schooling. Ultimately, he three undergraduate and two being a full-time student enough? assorted jobs for the next three would like to either become a doctor or enter the legal graduate courses. He is an Even­ Wines explained, "I've found that and a half years. profession. ing College student who works all you almost have to do that much Some of the jobs were rather night three nights a week at a yourself if you want to get things ordinary, such as working at "We got shot at in Florissant. chained to a tree in a fenced yard, self-service gas station. On Sa­ done. We have a premium on Church's Fried Chicken and lay­ Once we were caught in an alley . guarded by a Doberman pinscher turdays he is a courier for a labor here. We get things done ing asphalt. But when he decided and bo-mbarded with bricks," he and a man "who would make laboratory, picking up blood with the few we have. I've never to make his own corporation for said. Deacon Jones, a 6-foot-9 man, samples and other specimens shunned work before. I've cut the purpose of repossessing cars, One particularly scary situa­ from hospitals and doctors' of: down - last year I served on 14 the action picked up a bit. tion involved a car that was See "Larry," page 10 .. Curtain rises on fifth Kammergild season . just as well, creating a sad, but ment for piano. The piece Gosman described the piece as Frank Russell beautiful effect with a sort of • seemed somewhat more exper- . a sugary dessert after the Kam­ reporter "countermelody" on cello. imental than the evening's mergild's it alian dinner: unfor­ The third movement of the review The Kammergild Chamber others, offering a nice contrast. tunately, the dessert often Pergolesi piece was more in­ Orchestra, under the direction of seemed quite heavy. vigorating, but slightly shaky by Cellists John Sant' Ambrogio UMSL artist-in-residence Lazar producing notes as high as those comparison. and Savely Schuster were quite The orchestra's encores, on Gosman, presented a quite en­ usually reserved for a viola or Giovanni Bottesini's Grand competent: their solo perfor­ the other hand, were performed joyable evening of Italian music violin. She received a well­ Duo Concertante, on the other mances probably would have quite well. Bocherini's Minuet in its first concert of the 1982-83 deserved standing ovation at the hand, was the high point of the stood out had it not been for the from the String Quartet in E season last Sunday. end of the piece. event. evening's earlier bass solo. ·najor and a short Corelli piece The program commenced with After a brief intermission, the ended the evening on a positive The amusing 18th Century After an otherwise enjoyable Giovanni Battista Pergolesi's Kammergild performed Gian­ note. Concertino No . 1 in G major. The piece features Silvian Iticovici Carlo Menotti's Suite for Two evening, it was disappointing, 16th Century piece started on violin and Carolyn White Buck­ Violoncelli and Strings. The 20th however, that the orchestra's The Kammergild's next con­ solemnly: the orchestra played ley on double bass, an instrument Century piece originally was rendition of Gioacchino Antonio cert will fea ture French mllsic at slowly and quite steadily. The rarely featured in a solo role. written for piano and cello, Gos­ Rossini's Sonata No . 1 in G major 8 p.m. Jan 23 at the St. Louis Kammergild, furthermore, While Iticovici was quite good man explained before the piece, was not quite as good. Art Museu J.1. managed to project a nice, full performing the complicated but the Kammergild premiered a sound that was surprising when violin solo, the audience was, special orchestration. one considers the size of the quite appropriately, more im­ orchestra. pressed with ' Buckley's perfor­ The piece was, for the most The Kammergild played with mance. The piece was quite part, quite solemn and graceful: more spirit and forthrightness as challenging, even in a physical the cellos and basses used some the first movement progressed. sense. Buckley managed quite a quite interesting pizzicato It handled the second movement range on the large bass, often effects, apparently as a replace-

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MAKING M ELODI ES: The Kammergild Chamber Orchestra (above) opened its fifth season Sun­ day with a program of Italian music. The concert was presented under the direction of artist-in­ residence Lazar Gosman (right). page 8 CURRENT Nov. 4, 1982 'Stop the World' less than earth-shattering

Concerning the rest of the cast, every time Littlechap s uffered a tedly, simply a matter of taste. Frank Russell setback in his life. This served no One questions the U. Players' reporter the chorus had a few problems with the first act. As a group, they • dramatic purpose except to be decisions in the areas of set and The University Players pro­ seemed afraid of becoming too review incredibly annoying. costume design. duction of "Stop the World, I strong ' and, therefore, over- Director Jim Fay and students Want to Get Off" Oct. 28 , 29 , 30 powering Docter an

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~Atomic Cafe' drops bombshell

Good news everybody: The third generation of Burt the Turtle shows us how to duck and cover atomic weapons is right around the corner. Isn't our faces as soon as we see the bright blinding it fun! light that signals an atomic attack. The second generation was born in the 1960s. Then there are the two chubby high school From this rollicking period came those lovable girls who demonstrate the various types of food Polaris and Minuteman missiles, complete with they have stored away as provisions for their high-yield nuclear warheads. Yes, those were bomb shelter. And there is also a minister who the days! suggests that we consider stocking our shelters As any nuke trivia buff is quick to pOint out. with weapons in case hungry survivors attempt though, the bomb was never more exciting to to steal our dehydrated food . live with than in the 1940s and '50s - the first generation of atomic weapons. Americans were obsessed with the bomb. Personal bomb shelters and lead-lined clothing became pop­ ular, and, of course, there were all of those great government films tellin'g everybody the "facts" film about atomic war. Now there is a new movie that brings back by Steve Klearman those magical days for all of us . "The Atomic Cafe," an extremely well-crafted documentary, The filmmakers focus on "the typical makes its St. Louis premiere Nov . 5 through 11 at American fami!y" frequently. In one par­ the Tivoli Theater. The film uses actual govern­ ticularly absurd scene we see the quintessential ment films, designed to ease America's "nu ­ "Leave it to Beaver" family inspecting its living clear tensions" in the '40s and '50s, to make a room moments after a nuclear blast. A few pic­ contemporary statement about propaganda and' tures on the wall are crooked and the couch appears a bit scorched. "We were lucky." says Dad . "There's nothing to do now but clean up the broken glass, relax, and wait for instructions from the authorities." "The Atomic Cafe," however, is not all chuc­ kles. In one grim scene we witness the detona­ Photo by Sharon Kubatzky tion of a bomb on the small quiet paradise of Bikini Atoll , and then we see the maimed sur­ SING TO ME: Kevin Birk, lead singer for the new-rock group vivors from a fishing boat that wandered too Action, performs during yesterday's Wednesday Noon Live close to the test zone. We watch as mutilated, series. The series is sponsored by the Office of Student Life. charred animals are studied by Army scientists, and we hear President Harry S Truman thanking: God for the bomb and promising Americans that it will be used "in His ways and to His purposes." Evening College Council­ Politicians explain to us that the bomb is a divine gift given to us to preserve democracy and freedom, and we see trials of suspected holds food, paper drive Communist sympathizers. An Army chaplain describes a bomb detonation as "one of the most The Evening College Student Lucas Hall, for collection of beautiful sights ever seen by man," and we see Council will sponsor a canned foods and paper products of nap­ the smoldering remains of Hiroshima. goods and paper drive for needy kins, towels, tissues, toilet paper "The Atomic Cafe" is truly a terrifying view of families in the St. Louis area and other paper goods. These the past, but more importantly, it is a terrifying through Dec. 15. paper products are not allowed view of the present. We can laugh all we want at for purchases with food stamps. A box will be pl aced outside the naivete of Americans living in the '40s and For more information, call '50s, but the threat of nuclear war has not gone the Evening College office, 324 Mark Bird at 481-4605. This c ial civil defense photo from t he away. "As fantastically stupid as this educa­ '50s shows a family living comfortably in its tional material is (the propaganda within the fallout shelter. film), I can't help thinking that anything - even the mixture of guilt and hysteria that charac­ FRIDAY & SATURDAY nuclear war. The three director/producer/edi­ terized '50s bomb-think - is preferrable to tho tors, Kevin Rafferty, Jayne Loader and Pierce numbed-out mass denial existing today," ob·' Rafferty, do a wonderful job piecing the films ­ serves J. Hoberman of The Village Voice. NIGHT gathered over a period of five years - into a Government is not the only villain responsible potent anti-nuke co ll age. The propaganda shown for our current dilemma. At some point is so unsophisticated that one's natural reaction Americans are going to have to find out what the AT THE MOVIES is almost invariably to laugh. facts are, and then face them, because, as "The Nuclear war is presented again and again Atomic Cafe" satirically points out, there's nuisance, only dangerous if certain precautions going to be more to a nuclear war than picking up are ignored. For instance, the cartoon character broken glass in our living rooms.

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• Four plays in French are pre­ Guichet." Ticket prices range from sente at the Loretto-Hitton Center $3.50 to $7 and may be ordered by in Webster Groves at 8 p.m. The calling 968-7051 . Friday 5 Webster College foreign depart­ ment is sponsoring the Company Inter-Europe Spectacles' presenta­ • At the Movies, its " Victor/ in University City. The film is a tion of "Poivre de Cayenne," "La • Student Recital will be held at Victoria." The Blake Edwards farce cynically humorous look at the Sonate at Les Troit Messieurs," "II y 12:15 p.m. in the Education Audi- stars Julie Andrews as a woman possibility of nuclear war. It is Avait Foule au Manoir" and "Le torium. . impersonating a man who imper­ shown nightly at 7 and 8:45 p.m. sonates women. James Garner and with Saturday and Sunday matinees -. Robert Preston also are in the cast at 1 :45, 3:30 and 5:15 p.m. Admis­ of the acclaimed film. "Victor/Vic­ sion with a student 10 is $3.50. See Wednesday 10 toria" is shown at 7:30 and 1 0 p.m. Steve Klearman's review in the at 1 01 Stadler Hall. Admission is $1 features/arts section of this issue. for students with an UMSL 10 and • Christian Science College sents a live band from 11 a.m. to 1 $1 .50 for the general public. • "Fusion 91" is presented by the KWM U Student Stafffrom 11 p.m. to Organization meets at noon and p.m. in the U. Center Lounge or U. 6 a.m. Saturday morning. KWMU is again at 1 p.m. at 317 Clark Hall. Center Patio, depending on the • "The Atomic Cafe" opens for a weather. . one-week run at the Tivoli Theater located at 91 on FM dials. • ·"Wednesday. Noon Live" pre-

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• A preparation course for the • KWMU Student Staff broad­ Law School Admissions Test casts "Gateway Jazz" at 11 p.m. • Veteran's Day. Florida, delivers the lecture "Inter­ commences this week .Classes with " Pipeline" following at mid­ national 'Food, Finance and Agri­ meet in the J.C. Penney Building night and continuing until 6 a.m. • International Seminar. Emilo cultural Trade" at 2:30 p.m. in the from 10 a.m. to noon Saturday mor­ Sunday morning. KWMU broad­ Pagoulatos, agricultural economics McDonnell Conference' Room, 331 nings through Nov. 27, with a final casts at 91 on FM dials. professor at the University of SSB. Refreshments will be served. session scheduled Dec. 2 from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. Registration fee for the course is $66; contact Joe Williams of UMSL Continuing Education- • Another night for "Victor/ • Extension at 553- 5961 to register. Victoria." See Friday. coming up -;;;;;;;;; • Nov. 19 is the last day stu­ may be purchased at the University dents may withdraw from school Ce.nter Information Desk. or withdraw from a class. • Duetothe upcoming Thanksgiv­ • Pianist Santiago Rodriguez ing holiday, the Current will not performs Nov. 17 at 8 p.m. in the J.C. publish Nov. 25. Items for the Penney Auditorium. Tickets are $3 around UMSL page scheduled be­ for University of Missouri students, tween Nov. 18 and Dec. 2 should be $4 for faculty and staff and $5 for submitted to the around UMSL - the general public. Advance tickets editor by Nov. 9. ..t*************************************** .. SPORTS ~[E)f[B3CQ)A~[D) .. .. t (CeQ) IRl eQ) [reQ) UJJ~IID&1Jl] eQ) ~ : EDITOR CCCQ)~,¥[E~§A1fDCQ)~§ ...... A REPRESENTATIVE FROM THE CORO FOUNDA- .. STILL with JEFFREY SIEGEL t TION, A NON-PROFIT, NON-PARTISAN INSTITUTE FOR t t TRAINING IN PUBLIC AFFAIRS, WILL BE ON CAMPUS .. NEEDED .. MONDAY NOVEMBER 8TH. TO TALK WITH STUDENTS .. .. INTERESTED IN THE CORO FOUNDATION'S FELLOWS ~ Delightful one-of-a-kind concerts and ....~ PROGRAM,AUNIQUE FULL-TIME, NINE-MONTH FIELD ~.... informal ,talks by a master of the kf1yboard. : INTERNSHIP FOR COLLEGE GRADUATES INTERES- . t .. TED IN PUBLIC AFFAIRS. .. PAPA HAYDN REMEMBERED: BRAHMS: THE RESTRAINED t THE TUITION-BASED PROGRAM IS DESIGNED FOR .. HAPPY 250th BIRTHDAY! ROMANTIC .. STUDENTS WHO HAVE DEMONSTRATED LEADER- .. Wednesday Wednesday t SHIP ABILITIES AND WHO DESIRE TO LEARN MORE t November 10 • 8pm December 8 • 8pm .. ABOUTTHE GOVERNING PROCESSES OF OUR COUN- .. .. TRY. IT FEATURES SERIAL INTERNSHIPS OF FOUR TO : Subscribe for both Keyboard ConversatIOn s and save. : SIX WEEKS IN LOCAL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, COR- .. $1 5. $10 students / seniors. Si ngle ti ckets $9 : $6 studenls /seniors. .. PORATIONS, LABOR UNIONS, POLITICAL CAM- .. MasterCard / VISA / Am Ex ~ PAIGNS, THE MEDIA AND COMMUNITY ORGANIZA- : :; TIONS. BOTH COST OF LIVING STIPENDS AND .. .. DEFERRED TUITION REPAYMENT PLANS ARE .. .. AVAILABLE. : CALL .. PLEASE CHECK WITH THE CAREER PLANNING AND .. Box Office: 863·3033 : PLACEMENT OFFICE FOR MORE DETAILS. : JEFF 560 Trinity at Delmar Hours: M·F. 9·5 only 553-5174 !**************************************i page 12 CURRENT Nov. 4, 1982 sports Shanks sparks Jets to intramural grid title

Ironically, he hasn't achieved troIs to provide t he spark the J ets Jeff Kuehno much recognition on the baseball needed to win. editor diamond. His heroics, instead, Sh anks, who missed his When William Shanks arrived have come on the football field. sophomore season on the base­ at UMSL two years ago as a pros­ Shanks is the quarterback of ball team because he was ruled pective pitcher on the UMSL the Jets intramural football academically ineligible, made it baseball team, coach Jim Dix team, which won the cham­ known that this was to his last and others dubbed him as a pionship for the second time in season of intramural football. potential star. three years Tuesday by defeating Thus, winning the championship Today, Shanks is recognized as NCFT, 14- 6. And in both title was agreatway forShankstoend one of the best athletes at UMSL. drives, Shanks was at the con- his intramural car.eer. "I came in as a winner and I'm going out as a winner," he said. " It sure is a nice way to end it." With his quickness, scram­ bling ability and strong arm mak­ ~ ng him one of the m ost fe ared offensive threats in the intra­ mura l foot ba ll league , Sha nks was near ly at his best in the title gam e. His fiv e-yard touchdown pass to Martin " Buggy" Harris early in the second half and s ub­ seque nt two-point conversion pass to Harris on t he next play proved to be the difference as t he J ets came from behind to win. NCFT took a 6- 0 lead with about e ight minutes to go in the first half when quarterback Chris Anagnos launched a bomb that wound up in the hands of Chris ... Merritt in the end zone. The two­ point conversion attempt was no good. . In the second half, the Jets moved quickly down the field . once they got inside the lO-yard line, Shanks looked for his Photo by favorite target, Harris. The small but lightning-fast receiver SLAp· HAPPY: Martin Harris gets ready to exchange a few shook free on a sideline pattern "high-fives" after the Jets scored the final touchdown in their and Shanks laid the ball perfectly 14-6 win over NCFT in the intramural football championship in his hands to tie the score. On game. Harris scored one touchdown and then caught the the very next play, Harris ran the game-winning pass for a two-point conversion. exactly same route and Shanks connected with another accurate reason when Dale Thacker, a for­ posure after falling behind. and pass to put the Jets in front for mer member of the UMSL we came back strong." good. baseball team, took a pitch out . " I knew we would win, because from Shanks and scampered 25 The Jets' defense also drew we outmatched them in speed." yards for the final score of the raves for a fine performance. Harris ·explained. "They couldn't day. Anagnos, who was intercepted match me in speed. I knew I four times, was pressured all would get open." ''I'm just glad we won," Shanks afternoon into throwing the ball The Jets put the game out of said. "We just kept our com- before his receivers were open.

Photo by Sharon Kubatzky THE PITCH: William Shanks of the Jets prepares to launch a THIS TRIP IS SPONSORED BY UMSL long pass in Tuesday's intramural football championship game UNIVERSITY CENTER/STUDENT ACTIVITIES against NCFT. The Jets won, ; 4- 6, i A DIVISION OF STUDENT AFFAIRS. 8 ROCKY Volleyball team runs 8 MOUNTAIN season mark to 18-8 GOOD TIMES! points to tie t he score at'14. At" Ku rt Jaeob this point, the tension-filled con­ Ski with a group & save money! reporter test turned into a seesaw battle The UMSL volleyball team with the lead changing hands 8 kept rolling along last week, win­ three times until UMSL finally ning four out of five matches and pulled it out. 19-17. 8 BRECKENRIDGE improving its record to 18- 8. "I think this was really an o After traveling to Principia . entertaining game for the fans J an. 2-7 ~ 1983 College and winning in five that were there," Rech said, "I games, the Riverwomen hosted a was glad to see us come back and From $175.0-0 doubleheader of what could be win one like that; it gives us called a preview of the upcoming confidence. " Missouri Intercollegiate Athletic " It took a lot of guts and deter- . 8 Association Tournament. On the i mination for our team to come 8 8 guest list were the Indians of ' back like that," added freshman Southeast Missouri State Uni­ setter Karen Campbell. versity and a very talented Cen­ In the second game, UMSL 8o tral Missouri State University jumped out to a 4-0 lead but 5te...... --=:--- team. couldn't hold on as the strong e The first match, between CMSU team came right back with UMSL and CMSU , was a classic. six straight and later eight points Jan. 9-14, 1983 The Jennies, considered " the in a row to take a 15- 8 win. team to beat in the postseason In the third game, t he Jennies From $169.00 tournament" by UMSL coach outlasted UMSL for a 15- 10 win Cindy Rech, raced off to a and the match. seemingly insurmountable 10-2 The Riverwomen wasted no lead. time in rebounding, though, as CONTACT OFFICE OF STUDENT LIFE But steadily, the UMSL team they quickly dispersed of SEMO 262 U. CENTER 553-5294 fought back with sparkling de­ in the second match, 15-8 and 15- fense. Then with Janet Taylor 3. serving and CMSU leading 14-10, $100.00 DEPOSIT FINAL PAYMENT DEC. 1 UMSL rattled off four straight See "Volleyball," page 13 ~~~~~coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~~ Nov. 4, 1982 CURRENT page 13 Setters Taylor, Bohnert play catalyst roles well

sky and pound the ball earthward preacher of the setting gospel. Bob Chitwood into the enemy's court for a At Hillsborough High School, reporter point. Bohnert was a hitter. But when However, the setter isn't just she journeyed to ' Jefferson Th e setter in volleyball is the an athletically talented dumb Junior College, the volleyball quarterback 'of the team. She bunny. While all this hitting and coach, Jo Ellen Stringer, decided chooses pl ays and runs the of­ bumping is surrounding her, she to make her a setter. Bohnert was fense. She scouts for weaknesses must call plays and decide to mad. "Iwas short and I had such a in an opponent's defense and which of the three net line hitters negative attitude towards setting Jhen tries to exploit them. UMSL to feed the ball. Also the setter that I was going to quit." She said volleyball coach Cindy Rech tries not to telegraph her passes loss of the hitter's spotlight "was declares setters as the "cata­ to the hitters. Often she looks to one of the reasons I had a nega­ lysts" of the team who can get the the teammate in front of her tive attitude. As I got better, my momentum rolling. while setting it to a smasher attitude changed. Setters have In an obviously very important behind her. It's all meant to keep control of the game and some position, Rech feels she has her opponents off guard. It's a people lin the crowd I do notice." staffed it with two obviously tough job, and like Rodney And how does she feel about talented players - Janet Taylor Dangerfield the setter doesn't her new job now? "llike setting a and Darleen Bohnert. get any respect. lot," she replied. Taylor, a senior from St. Rech confirmed that the set­ Taylor and Bohnert fill the Elizabeth Academy in St. Louis, ters "don't get the recognition requirements for a good -setter. was named to last year's vol­ they should. They make a spec­ According to Rech a setter should leyball All-State Tournament tacular set from a bad ball and be "someone with good hands, a Team. Bohnert, a junior: is a the spiker gets all the glory." soft touch, and the ability to con­ transfer student from Jefferson Rech admits regretfully that a trol the ball." Junior College, which was good set "doesn't even show up in ranked seventh in the nation the stats." But she said, "The set­ She added, "You look for some­ Darleen Bohnert Janet Taylor last season. ter should feel good if the hitter one who has self-confidence and can think, because she thinks for Photos by Rich Podhorn is successful." Having a good setter is a prere­ Bohnert agreed. "A lot of the everyone." She also ac­ quisite to having a successful crowd doesn't notice a good set." knowledged that the setter must team. The setter joins the action She argues that her consolation be a team catalyst who can after the opposing team serves or is that people who know vol­ motivate herself and create posi­ Volleyball·---- returns the ball back into the tive momemtum for the squad. Riverwomen's court. A player leyball, and her teammates, from page 12 near the back of the court will appreciate it. Rech also said that her setter­ sive self on the front line, Rech clasp her hands and bump the For Tay lor, the lack of recogni­ supremes Taylor and Bohnert In the.first game of this match, pointed out. ball up towards the net. The set­ tion really doesn't hurt. "We get are just what the doctor ordered. SEMO saw a 4-1 lead quickly dis­ "Judy's aggressiveness and ter now prepares for the play. enough congratulations from our "Janet has great overall skill, appear as UMSL rallied for 10 Sue's consistency ' go well to­ teammates," she said. "I've and Darleen hustles and has just straight points and coasted to gether," she added. With eyes to the sky, arms in always loved setting. I set up as much to offer." victory. As the UMSL squad starts look­ the air and fingertips spread, the plays and just play volleyball." While other teams have to dig The visiting team didn't have a ing anxiously to postseason play, setter guides the ball back up For her that is reward enough. to get good setters, Rech just prayer the second game as the the possibility emerges that a into the air and close enough to However, floor general Boh­ smiles. "I've come up with a UMSL team never trailed in the confrontation with Central Mis­ the net so an offense hitter can nert hasn't always been a gold mine," she said thankfully. 15-3 win. souri is a definite possibilty. If In winning the second match, this classic matchup would the UMSL team kept its momen­ become reality, would UMSL do • tum and the praise of its coach. anything different than in the Soccer squad vvlns; then loses "I was very pleased with the previous match? way we played in both matches," "We wouldn't use any different Washington University tried to lead and that is exactly what they Rech said. "We played well in strategy against them," Rech Curt Melchior get back in the game i.n the did. Lamented Dallas after the winning one of the three against said, "but we would try to reporter second half but the hole that they game. "Poor marking cost us this Central, then we didn't let up at generate a little more power on dug in the first half was just too game. They scored three goals all in the second match . . offense. ABC's Wide World of Sports big. After they cut the deficit to 9ff of headers and that won't hap­ "I was especially pleased with "We hit well against them the would have loved to watch the 4-1 John O'Mara iced the game pen if you have good marking. our defense." last time but we weren't quite UMSL Rivermen soccer team with his second goal of the night This wasn't -really a 4-6 game, The defensive standout this powerful enough." this week. Against Washington to make the final score 5-1 and though." particul;lC night was sophomore Debbie Shores, UMSL setter, University UMSL experienced raise UMSL's mark for the UMSL finishes its regular Shelly Hirner, who made several summed it up when she said, "We the thrill of victory winning by a season to 9-2-3. season with a record of 9-3-3. dazzling defensive plays. went into tonight's game (against 5-1 margin. But playing at home The Rivermen did a 180- Now that the regular season "Shelly has improved with CMSU) thinking we could win. If Saturday they felt the agony of degree turn Saturday night at has come to a conclusion, it's every game," Rech said. "She's a we play them again in the tourna­ defeat, losing to the Quincy home against Quincy. UMSL, playoff time. The Rivermen will quiet leader out on the floor." ment, we'll go in knowing we College Hawks, 4-0. which almost assured itself of a learn Nov. 7 whether they will get Standing out offensively on the can win." postseason playoff bid with Wed­ a bid to the NCAA Division II Over the weekend, UMSL won On Wednesday night UMSL night were seniors Sue Durrer went to Francis Field for a match nesday's win, was no match for playoffs. If they do get a post­ and Judy Rosener. a pair of matches in the Mark the liungry Quincy' Hawks. season bid, it is quite possible Twain Building, defeating with the Bears of Washington Rosener, who was the MIAA University. The Rivermen start­ The difference in the two that they will have to play some, Player of the Week in mid­ McKendree College and St. Louis games, according to coach Don if not all, of their postseason University. ed fast and early and put the October, was her usual aggres- game away in the first half. Their Dallas, was that "They scored on games away from UMSL. This first goal came on a corner kick their chances and we didn't." prospect would bother some by John O'Mara, who took the Quincy scored evenly through­ coaches, but not Dallas. corner kick and hooked it past a out the match. After gonig ahead "We seem to play better on the 1-0, Quincy doubled its lead road," he said. "We also seem to TEACHERS •.. frozen Bear goalkeeper. when goalkeeper Scott Graham play at the level of our opposi; John Pallett then made it 2-6 misplayed a ball with an un­ tion. Every team we meet in the for UMSL on a penalty kick. The marked Quincy player all over playoffs will be tough." yourreNeeded Rivermen went ahead 3-6 when him and another unmarked There is no tomorrow in Scott Huber knocked in a header, Quincy player put the ball by him playoff action. For the Rivermen and Dennis Beckmann rounded for a 2-0 halftime advantage. to go very far in the tournament . AllOver the out the scoring for UMSL in the Quincy put the game away with they will have to play much bet­ first half, giving it a 4-0 lead two goals in the second half. ter than in recent weeks. World. going into the locker room at After they got up 4-0 the Hawks halftime. seemed content to sit on their See "Rlvermen," page 14 Ask Peace Corps volunteers why they teach Special Education or Math/Science in Africa .. . Ask other ------~------, volunteers why they work as Primary Educators in Latin America. They'll probably say they want to help people, use their skills, travel, learn a new language, and ! 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Sue Paul added another score 12 UMSL opponents m ay be, they Dan Kimack reporter minutes later, and Cindy Deibel had better beware of the River­ tallied the kicker's fifth goal at women's overpowering off ens ive 69 :09 . Rounding out the scoring, attack. Throughout the season, The UMSL women's soccer Jan Gettemeyer assisted All ­ UMSL outshot "its rivals 496-84, squad blasted Quincy College, 6- meyer as sbe booted home her and outscored its opponents 75- 0, Saturday night, finishing its second goal of the game for a 6- 0 4, with two goals against occur­ regular season schedule un­ UMSL win. Ruth Harker regis­ ring in shootout situations after defeated for the second consecu­ tered her 12th shutout in 16 regulation time. tive year. And the women did it at games. Karen Lombardo was the lead­ home, on Senior Nig-ht, making "We're still not playing our ing goal scorer with 12 tallies, the accomplishemnt that much best, but we're getting back into and J oan Ge ttemeyer scored more appropriate. form for the playoffs," Hudson eight goals with nine assists "The pregame activities (gifts said. giving her thE; team leadership in for the players, and a tribute to Thus, the Riverwomen have both total points and assists. their parents) gave us an extra now paddled their way through incentive to win," said coach Ken Defensively, Ruth Harker an undefeated regular season, Hudson. "The. game was a sen­ guarded the nets every game for and are now the No . 2 seed in the timental one for the girls; they UMSL, allowing only four goals Women's National Tournament. were all excited and determined." as she stopped 59 of 84 shots Along with the No . 2 seed in the Excited and determined in­ directed towards' the UMSL net. tourney, UMSL obtains a bye in deed. The women kickers had lit­ Averaging 4.69 goals a game, tle trouble with Quincy en route first-round action, and also gains a home-field advantage Nov. 13 and only allowing .25 per game, to their commanding 6-0 victory. UMSL has devastated its In first-half action, Maureen against the winner of the Har­ vard-Brown university contest. opponents throughout the Lee scored the game's first goal If victorious, the women will season. Their current record, at 17 minutes 11 seconds, assist­ once again travel to Central officially 13- 0-3, is one of the ed by Terri Nappier. Fifteen Florida as one of the final four . best the women have ever minutes later, Arlene Allmeyer teams in the playoffs. Likely enjoyed. netted the women's second score AlEE·GOAl PLAY: Maureen Lee scored UMSL's first goal on opponents will be the univer­ The kicker's success is due to for a 2-0 lead. That's how the this play in last Saturday's 6-0 win over Quincy College. sities of Connecticut, Central the fact that this squaa is "the opening half ended - with UMSL Florida, or North Carolina best team, talentwise, I'v'e ever in the driver'S seat. seeded first, second and fourth, coached," said Hudson. "They're ~------, The Riverwomen wasted little respectively. But as Hudson . a credit to the soccer program, as Timothy R. Higgins . time widening their margin in said, "You never know; tourna­ well as to the schooL" the second half. At 47:24 , ment seeds don't mean all that Hopefully, they're good Charlene Hudson fed Karen much." Final-four action will enough to bring home a national Attorney at Law Lombardo with a pass allowing take place Nov. 20 and 21. championship for themselves as her to put in UMSL's third goa\. Whomever the prospective well as the university. 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Director of the Respiratory (--- ~ILOTJ Therapy Program, (314) 569-6574. or 569-69132 . ~ ~" ~:'""'ff ~" " Qrecise IlL .CII!l St. joh~'s Mercy Medical Center ' rJ~ ~ san liner . ~"-----"""'~_~ ___---L~ L ____ The_fOIJ_~_tng_ba_tl-=pen...... t==hat.....-revo/I-====ut~ion=i=ze=s=th""""in =Wi.....ri=iD="n=g.~ , Nov. 4-;1982 CURRENT page 15 .. . Weis, Graham give Rivermen one-two punch thing looked great. Then adver­ sophomore year, he was named it's not much fun playing goal. " If sure on Ed. I think that's why Kyle Muldrow sity struck. team captain and Most Valuable you goof up , everybody notices it. we're doing as well as we are reporter "Right before my junior year, I Player. He also made the Illinois When you win, you get too much because we're not allowing that was playing indoor soccer and All-State Junior College Team. of the credit and when you lose many goals right now. That keeps Many sports fans believe that a my knee twisted on me. I wound Graham feels that the com­ you get too much of the blame. the team in the game because "one-two punch" is confined to up with torn cartilage." petition has improved since he U's just one of those positions." they don't have to fight back." boxing. To the contrary, "one­ After orthoscopic surgery on came to UMSL. "We're playing He also believes that the com­ Scott Graham and Ed Weis two" punches have shown up in the knee, Weis sat out a week. good teams all the time. Over in petition between him and Weis may not be as spectacular as the other sports. For example, the After that, he began to get the Illinois, it was just us (Lewis and has helped them both. "Ed's been Czonka-Griese or Magic-Kareem 1972 Miami Dolphins had Larry knee back in shape. "I just had to Clark) and Belleville IArea Col­ here four years and he's a real combinations. But as far as Czonka and Bob Griese. The 1980 do running and lifting weights. In legel·" good keeper. That put pressure effectiveness is concerned, Los Angeles Lakers had "Magic" three or four weeks, I was ready He's also quick to admit that on me and I'm sure it put pres- there's no difference. Johnson and Kareem Abdul­ - to play. It was only a partial tear, Jabbar. so that's why it didn't take so l You can add to that list the long. It doesn't bother me UMSL men's soccer team. The anymore." UMSL boasts new hockey club Rivermen's version of the "o'le­ An injury such as this one can paid off; the seed took root. "I got two" is in goal. where senior Ed end a player's career. However, UMSL jerseys during contests. Weis and junior Scott Graham Bob Chitwood With the incredible amount of about 35 names," he recalled. in the case of Graham, an injury reporter apathy traditionally displayed by But they "dropped like flies" have guarded the nets this year in that occurred while he was play­ UMSL students in campus ac­ when they learned that the new outstanding fashion. ing for Our Lady of Fatima's Not many people know UMSL tivities, it's amazing that the club club and league would set them Weis, who holds the UMSL car­ fourth-grade team started his has a hockey team. Perhaps that ever got off the ground. Club back $120. eer shutout record with 17 , has career in goal. is because it really isn't a team. organizer/spokesman Amundson The club's $120 price tag pays played soccer since first grade, "When I went out to practice, I What this campus does have, recognized the problem. " If you for ice time for games and prac­ but "I started playing goal in was one of the faster people on largely due to the efforts of don't publicize the heck out of it tices and for jerseys. The league eighth grade. The coach just the team," he said. "So the coach senior Eric Amundson, is the no one comes out," he said. So plays its games at the Delwood thought I could play goal, so Ijust put me at wing, but I just didn't start of a hockey club. The clu b starting last spring Am undson Ice Ri nk in north county, where started playing." have the good skills. Then our skates in the fledgling St. Louis planted the hockey seed at UMSL an hour of ice time runs $70. Weis moved on to Roosevelt regular goalie broke his finger Collegiate Hockey League along by putting informational notices Even though they had to pull High School, where he played and I've played every game with area rivals St. Lo uis Univer­ on bulletin boards around campus. the money out of their own poc­ two years at goal and one year at since then." sity, St. Louis Community Col­ midfield. "We had about a .500 lege at Meremac and Parks This fall Amundson, who is kets, 16 skaters paid the fee. The club. We didn't have a lot of Graham took his talents to College in Illinois. president of the UMSL Market­ team's tryouts produced a sur­ players." McCluer North High School, The team receives no money ing Club, stepped up his efforts plus of players so that a few had He then moved on to UMSL, where the team went to the final from the athl etic department or and printed close to 1,000 leaflets to be cut. where things began to come four in the. state his senior year. from student activities fees; but which were spread over cafeteria The UMSL squad plays night together. In two years, Weis He then moved on to Lewis and the pl ayers all have to be UMSL tables and tacked onto campu s games once or twice a week at recorded 11 shutouts. Every- Clark Commun ity College. In hi s students and the team will sport walls. His planning and effort 8:45 or 10 :30 p.m. These hockey wars, which began last week, are ------fought on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays in the Delwood rink. The hockey club's master plan calls for the athletic department WELCOME to pick up the squad as an inter­ collegiate sport. However Amundson is realistic and agrees that it will be many years before C this can happen. He also believes that before the athletic depart­ ' ment will listen, the team will to 'llULLer Lme have to show some success and hockey prowess. Right now, though, Amundson concedes that the league is The Phrase That Pays. around basically to give the bet­ ter players in St. Louis a chance ~I to play college hockey. After high school and the 16- to 20-year-old Junior B league, there's not much left except the Inter­ mediate league. However, the Intermediate league eats too much of a college student's pre­ cious time through more in­ volved practices and more games. So the infant St. Louis Col­ legiate League is perfect for students who don't have a lot of time, but stili love to strap on the skates and do a little hitting. I I The club's coach is former SLU To win Prizes each week, wear your hockey captain Kent Jackson, who donates his time. Miller Button & remember the winning Any UMSL student who owns equipment, has played before, and is interested in the club can phrase call Amundson at 878- 3615 for more information. "Welcome To Miller Time"

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