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Vol. XXI, No.4 OCLober 19, 1989· Twelve Pages Academic Support Program Enhanced But Questions Arise
by Will Murphy with assistance . subjects. They al 0 attend at open to all students. Admission take issue with that." He said Professor Susan Grover, who from Tamara·Maddox least one of the sections of the is offerred to those who are that students in the program do helped to procure the grant for In a beefed-up version of subject they tutor. experiencing academic not have access to any special the program, said "I feel that similar programs offered in the Each teaching assistant meets difficulties or lacking skills materials and that they do their we have an open door policy." past, Marsha 11- Wythe's with the students in the program needed for legal study and own work, preparing their own When Twitty was asked if the A ademic Support Program every two weeks, giving a analysis. Although a student briefs and outlines. He stressed racial mix of the students in the teaches essential law school lecture and answering questions receives an inviation to join, that the program was not program at all resembled that of skiUs to selected first-years. on the material covered in class. Twitty emphasized that the designed for students whose the fIrst-year class as a whole, Thanks to a grant from the The students have three sessions program is totally voluntary. academic difficulties were due he replied, "No comment," and State Council on Higher every other week and two Students who are currently to insufficient effort. Professor added, "It's not relevant" Education, the program starts sessions on the alternate weeks. involved received invitations to · Butler commented that many of Butler, who ran last year's earlier in the "hool year, The sessions last approximately join based on the first Legal the skills emphasized in the program, stated that there were employs more people and does two and a half hours. Teaching Skills memo and diagnostic test, program are taught to all several white students involved not put extra burdens on assistants do not keep office information from the students through Legal Skills. last year, but would not answer professors. The push for the hours, but are expected to help Admissions Office and Among first-years, rumors questions about the racial program came from the their students if contacted interviews with the students. abound concerning the criteria composition of the group in this Affirmative Action Committee. informally. They will also look Next semester, after exam for admission to the program year's program. Last year's Minority at and comment on outlines results are known, additional and who is in it. The thrust of Because ftrst years have not Recruitment Chairperson, prepared by their students if students will be invited to join. the rumors has been that white yet taken exams, there is no currently teaching assistant in asked to do so. Twitty said the program, which students are excluded or that objective measure of the the program, also played a part According to TheophIise currently serves about 20 they are at a disadvantage in program's success. However, a 10 gettmg the grant proposal "Twltty, the Coordinator of the students, can accommodate 2S gaining entrance. Twitty, who source familiar with the together. program, the emphasis is on to 30. stated that he had not heard of operation of the program The new program employs skills, such as legal writing and When asked why all lLs any such controversy, stated believed that the students are five teaching assistants -- Russ analysis. Professors have given were not invited to join the that race is not a factor in benefitting. Jackson, Cal Bain, Tonia Jones, lectures to these students when program, Twiuy cited budgetary admission to the program. This First-year students interested Brian Telfair and Ute asked to do so, although this constraints. He also said that, statement was also corroborated in the program should contact Heidenreich -- who each tutor has been infrequent "If the concern is that there is by Professor Lynda Butler, the Mr. Twitty through his mailbox one of the first-year substantive The program potentially is an unfair advantage, I would faculty liason for the program. in the faculty mailroom. The "Law" Thing?
the Grad House, we don't have disciplines. "The great disgruntled graduate students. think the SBA is very well a graduate student facility." Approximately forty people organized, and as such is better by Debbi Rauanheimo impression of graduate students George extends a hearty is that it should be renamed attended, and the attempt has equipped to ask for and utilize welcome to graduate students as 'The Law Thing'," said Physics not been repeated. S B A the funds effectively." President Charles Fincher is well as law students. He would Bad Blood between the graduate student Mike Witkowski and Ward agree that dismayed by the separation. like to return to the tradition of graduate students and law Witkowski, and he is not alone. the GSA has numerous "The whole thrust of what I am last year with special events students has arisen over the A few weeks ago, a "Grad problems which result in a lack trying to do this year is to sponsored by clubs at the Grad Friday night "happy hour," Student Only" happy hour was of organization and unity. The bring the graduate schools Thing, (i.e. shrimp night, oyster which was designed to unite the sponsored by, a small group of GSA has made a promise to night), but feels this may re together." promote the event, because enforce the "Law Thing" image. "The main graduate student Grad Thing posters are geared concern," says Witkowski, "is Matthew Ward, president of primarily to law students. GSA, would like to see more that it is such a law-dominated Leedom says "it would be too event It is run by law graduate student involvement at difficult to be funny every week The Grad Thing. He agrees students, publicized well in the for schools I don't auend." He law school, and well-attended that publicity to other schools says, once again, that the event and the thirteen Arts & by law students." Charles begins at 5:30 PM and he'd Sciences departments is a large Fincher has informed the like to see more people come part of the problem, and states, Graduate Student Association out at this time, in keeping with "That is something the GSA that he will do anything he can the idea of a happy hour. to make it more integrated. should be doing." Ward notes Matthew Ward, president of the that graduate students may have GSA, has accepted the offer "more pressure to keep working, In This Issue and suggests some graduate thus are not as willing to go students may come to help pour out as the law students are." Masters 3 beers and collect money. He cites the lack of a graduate The Man in Charge, George student facility as a large part Program Leedom, is concerned that the of the problem. In considering "anti-Grad Thing" movement the resentment of law students, Darren 8 will undermine the whole Ward pOints out that the SBA concept of the event. He states, received $19,690 while the GSA Engagements 1,0 "Dude. In two years, no one received $750 in the 1989-1990 will remember what the Grad budget. "A lot of graduate Sporb 12 Law school's version of call waiting. Thing was. It is supposed to students blame the law students be a happy hour for everyone because they feel money is to get together. Since we lost siphoned off to the SBA. I /
Page Two October 19, 1989 The Advocate INTER ALIA Letters to the Editor The world outside has experienced extraordinary events in the members and scholarship the Judicial Council. recent week. Meanwhile, here on campus, the ants continue to Lee recipients are also available for (Unfortunately, Prof. Lederer crawl with the urgency and direction of library constI1lction information. has not commanded the same workers. But Marshall-Wythe is not a lesson-eschewing institution; Reemphasizes so let us learn a lesson from the world beyond. A few days ago, Finally, I encourage all respect from the students for his word got out that a certain takeover deal was going to fal l through. Public Service students to attend the job fair sense of justice.) Due to the The effects reached beyond the parties involved in the deal. sponsored for the National lack of contest it seems Seemingly last Friday's massive nosedive in the stockmarket was Support Association for Public Interest apparent that the three students the cumulative effect of a reactionary selling frenzy, all in response Law to be held in Washington, involved feel the outcome was to this deal. A tragic earthquake hit northern California on To the Editor. D.C., on October 27th, 1989. fair and just. (Maybe even feel Monday. The direct physical effects are widely evident But lucky to be in school.) people's response to the quake is of tantamOWlt concern. A Cathy Lee (3L) panicked crowd trying to exit a stadium can be much more The preference for Prof. dangerous to human life than the structural weakening of the I was glad to read your Molitemo's justice system building. Riotous lootirlg in darkened streets is more devastating editorial concerning public seems to be that the professor than the temporary loss of power. interest employment The five Binzer has discretion in the decisions This issue, the Advocate reports on the Academic Support Public Service Fund Sctiolarship to fi nd that the action taken had Program. This program has been the object of much heated recipients - Caroline LaCour, Questions Ethics no adverse effects, a kind of de discussion among students who have been left in the dark with Thuy Tran, Pat Allen, Laurel minimis rule. The Judicial respect to the facts. Those involved in heading the program have Gross and Lisa Leber - wrote Lnvestigation Council plays strictly by the treated the issue with a dangerous silence. In trying to IIDcover and Advocate articles to alert To the Editor. book and would be less inclined disclose the facts oC the issue, it is not the intent of the Advocate students to the type of to make exceptions. With this to inflame the situation further. Rather, with the benefit o( rewarding public interest jobs in mind, is the lack of contest the objective facts and the learned lesson of level-headed Has the Judicial Council's available. authority been usurped? Last for the new ethical system a cry assessment, we can take part in seeing that the program 'It is true that the law school for reform of the student honor achieves its intended ]purposes. week's Advocate reported that experience creates an internal three law students had been system? - m.a/. bias favoring employment in It seems to me that the two . - implicated in an ethics violation...... _...... , large private fIrms. However, The author of the article noted systems need to be integrated. the Marshall-Wythe community, Violations of the ethical rules Although it would be premature to condemn the library that the activity had been including the administration, should be investigated and renovation based on the haphazard state of the work in progress, we investigated (by an anonymous hope that the renovation is not considered by the administration to OCPP and students, consistently investigator) and the students reviewed by the Judicial be the fmal step in the upgrading of the library facilities. Yes, the works hard to fi ght that bias. admonished and placed on Council. At the very least, a faculty needed its own library. Perhaps we can even agree that the Dean Sullivan and Associate probation. It seems to me that permanent mark should not be head librarian, by virtue of some time-honored perquisite Wlique to Dean Galloway regularly in order for a student to have a put on a student's record his station, requires an office of the size contemplated and no less. support Public Service Fund mark put on their record by without a right to appeal to the But we do not agree that student's use of the library should be only activities by donating their time breaching the rules designated honor council. A decision limited to research projects or the pet projects of certain and resources to projects. should not be brought forth organizations. Currently the only unreserved space provided for by a professor for a particular The Office of Career class, the investigation allld before the Dean without review students in the library L'S at the tables, and the renovation does not Planning and Placement -is by the honor council to ensure promise to expand the available space. This is not enough. judgment should be properly Particularly around exam time, the crush will be on. A great law strongly committed to public left for the Judicial Council. that the student has not been school does not have a part-time library for students. Once the so interest employment. Dean Has the Judicial Council no denied due process or that the called renovation is complete, the Dean should pursue funding for Robert Kaplan and Linda authority for honor violations student is not being railroaded expansion of the library consistent with the law school's potential Spalding spend a great deal of occurring in the legal skiills into dismissal. for greatness. SJ.z. time working independently and program, either because they are The current system scares with PSF to provide public "ethical violations" or because me. The roles and jurisdictions s ervice e m pl o yme n t the legal skills program is of the two judicial bodies do opportunities to Marshall-Wythe outside the authority of the not seem clear. Could a first students. It is difficult to list j udicial council? More year student who violates the examples of Dean Kaplan's importantly, can a student be ethical rules of the legal skills clear commitment to public subjected to discipline under program receive a harsher TheAdvocate interest because there are so both the ethical rules by Ithe sanction under ethical code many. Recently, he single review than a third year under J1arsha//- lf~}'th e School 0/ Law legal skills professors and Ilhe handed1y won the IOLTA honor council for violation of honor code review? If they ["Interest on Lawyer Trust the honor code? If the offense could, then the time is now to A student-edited newspaper, founded in 1969 as successor to the Accounts"] grant for the five can be defmed as "cheating" officially protest the new Amicus Curiae, serving the students . faculty and staff of the Marshall Virginia Law Schools. This will the honor council accept procedures. Wythe School of Law. means that three Marshall the decision of the professors of Wythe and 12 other Virginia the legal skills program? Does Garet Binzer (3L) ED ITR IX IN CHI EF MARY FRANCIS law students will receive grants the students have a choice as to Managing Editor Steven Zweig this swnmer for public interest which forum they would prefer? News Editor Caryl Lazzaro work. He is also responsible I ponder the future under Harris Takes Photography Edito r Rodney Willett for the trip donated by U-Travel this precedent Can Dean Ch ief Copy Editor Jeffrey Middlebrook to PSF for the suitcase party in Sullivan or Vice Dean- on Horwatt Spo rt s Editor George Leedom January. These efforts are not Williamson make rules for their always visible but are extremely classes and be the sole arbiter & Toohey Reporters Chris Lande, Jarrell Wright, important to students and the and decision-maker for the traditionally under-represented. Mary Thrower, Peter Kay, Manny Arin , violations? (Pretty scary!) Of 'To the Editor: The Public Service Fund's course a professors have the Debbi Rauanheimo, Steffi Garrett, Lisa Leber success is also clear evidence of right to fail a student who Ms. Horwatt seems to want the strong commitment Copy Editors Donna Robinson, Dan Perry, "cheats" but does he or she to engage in an East vs. West Marshall-Wythe students and have the authority to blackball superiority contest. "Who's Mackay Morris, Heather Benjamin, faculty have for public interest Kathleen Wobber a student's academic record culture is the best?" or "Who's employment. In two short toward the ultimate result of culture has contributed the most Columnists Karin Horwatt, Mike Flannery, years, the Marshal 1-Wythe dismissal? to the world?" seem to be the Tom Brooke, Pat Allen, Gerard Toohey, community through PSF funded I am surprised -by the la.ck ultimate pohts of her Camilia Belcher eight students engaged in public of reaction by the student body. arguments. But these are interest summer employment. Does the lack of response arguments misPlaced, clouded Stephanie Burks Assistant Photo Editor This year alone, PSF hopes to indicate that we are tired of by the rose-colored goggles of Production Manager Cathie Amspacher fund eight more students. I fighting? We fought the library ethn The Symposium Section of the Student Division of _ the Institute of Bill of Right Law will hold a general meeting on Tuesday, October 31, at 7:30 p.m in Room 119. All arc welcome to attend this discussion of the Division's plans for a Symposium of issues involved in drug-testing programs. Williamsburg's '3btGt 0% Off Nic4.ssa Students with valid 1.0. FEATURING ' \ \\ Y I' ! ~ s ~~ It: SJnJ\\h.:hes IC. ::lll1 ... S J il or~ (not valid with other offers) I rCill Ii ( ) nl(l t'\ So ur \. c,rJ!r. <; .I no" leht·, servcd up with ,iJs ~ i c al mu J( from [he mastcrs. i1d n r .li t · Of ...: omposers on [he \\ .Li-. Jno lor; oi atmosphere. Olllo n ,o up anJ cheeseca"e are hO U'5T "' p n .:I 3. I[Jcs. IarrthouPll '.8 ~~-----wt'_--f:]tili_-- \h: r o",~. I~ ... I HI. 14 j ',\ dh .J m ~ t>u!. \ \ Octo~ber 19, 1989' The AdvOCate The Advocate Congr~tulates: Second Year Staff Members of On the Fence William and Mary Law Review By Karin Horwatt Christina L. Adams Robert Gamier E.G. Allen Julie B. Greenisen Richard J. Ankney Vanessa Griffith On my way in here I heard two tourists who were Jarrett Arp Robert Harris exclaiming how pretty the birds sounded and this set me off Allen Black Fred Helm about something I really would like to get off my chest. I Erin Brisbay would like some fearless reader to tell me why people think Carol S. Holmes it is at all well-adjusted to think birds sound pretty and, Tom A. Broadhead David J. Ignall along the same lines, to go around exclaiming about it in Stephanie Burks Ramona M. Meeker public. I mean, we think of birds in this Romantic sense Victoria Calkins Robert Miller and when we hear them chirping, we generally think of thi~ Thomas Cody \ Tracey L. Nelson as a good thing. I think this is weird. And because I have a column in the Advocate, I get to tell you why this is weird Laura M. Dalton Mark J. Payne and then go and put it on' my resume. But I digress. Tad Demaret Kathleen M. Perillo Why do we like bird-chirping? Is it just because a bunch Christopher M. Detoro Kristine Smith of eighteenth-century pastoralists (and perverts, if you count Nicole M. Doucette M ukri Srivastav Rousseau) thought back-to-nature was A Good Thing, and Michael Fl~nery Tammy Wayne that included birds? Because, despite all our pretentious and arrogant scrapings to the Great God Science (whom most people have never met and do not know how to worship Second Year Staff Members of properly, anyway), we are pretty much a Romantic culture. Whatever the reason, whenever we are outdoors and we hear Administrative Law Review birds chirping, we think, "Gee, how peaceful and beautiful that the birds are singing." And then we get into a good John Bitzor Patricia Lucas McKenney mood. But why do we deserve to? Anne D . .Edwards William A. McGrath Have you ever really listened to bird chirping? Has a Caryl M. Lazzaro Wendy Thomas biologist ever told you what bird-chirping really does? There is no creativity involved, no high sentiment, no grand tradition passed orally from bird to bird from time immemorial. It is all genetic. Birds learn one bird-phrase . Second Year Members of Moot Court Bar per circumstance, which they repeat like broken records. And what they are saying, in bird talk, is not very elevated, Pat Allen Dan Kelly" either: When you hear the birds chirping gaily at the edge Manny Arin Caryl Lazzaro of the forest abuuing our grand gravel parking lot far, far Claudia Barnes Tamara Maddox away, what you are really hearing is, "Get your bult offa my Chris Cashen Ann Mayhew - Fourth Place Winner property." Or, perhaps, "Hey, look, there are some of those fine green bugs on that dead rabbit! " Or, "Look, it's a cal. Andy Condlin Sean McDonough Run away!" As I said, not very elevated. George Crompton Beverly McLean And then look at birds. Gross. They are more closely Michael Davis Steve Nachman - First Place Winner related to reptiles than to mammals, and most of them have Patti Durio Adrian Nelson less personality than a liz3fd on a slow day_ Unless they are Dave Edwards Gary Reinhardt crows, who eat road pizza and steal bright things and look Lisa Entress Debbie Ryan like the thugs of the bird world. And they are covered with parasites (no, not the thugs -- well, they probably are, too - Jeff Euchler Karyn Schmidt . - the birds), hundreds and hundreds of little itchy bugs. Marc Forino Anne-Marie Shaia On the other hand, speaking of bugs, has anyone ever Rob Gamier Carolyn Signorelli listened to insects? I mean, insects are repulsive, but at least Steffi Garrett Sean Skaggs they are honest about it, and no one writes, "Hail lO thee. blithe spirit, __ thou never werl~ " about a cockroach, or Kelly Harrington . Monica Taylor - Second Place Winner says, "Quoth the katydid, newrmore~" Bugs are just quietly Dave Ignall dlsgustmg, and are actually much more blithe about crawling Alternate Moot Court Bar Member Sabrina Johnson - Third Place Winner * into your picnic sandwich than the birds are about flying into your sliding glass door. In the meantime, the sounds that insects make at the edge of a forest on a summer night are cannibalism. Both practices mother has taught for thirty much more worthy of celebration in verse than the god-awful years, but a lot of first-year disgust me as well, but although chirping of a cardinal, which sounds like someone's watch associates make a lot more than I am reasonably sure alarm going off, over and over again. Insects in the woods she docs. In New York the Torquemada never sampled also sound more like what 1. a music ignoramus, think of as Archie sanitation workers make more Hasidic hors-d'oeuvres, his music. At least, it sounds like a chorus to me, and at least continued from page 2 examples of barbarism and than the teachers. Ridiculous. bugs answer each other. (No, I am not making that up. Go Back to MTV and rap atrocious acts are fabled. The out and listen tonighl. It will be a good justification for Inquisition was no picnic (no music. I know for a fact that bagging tomorrow's reading.) " pun intended - ye,s there was). Toohey watches MTV which he If I sound more peevish than usual, it is because I am in So what is the point? There is claims ruins the imagifliltion. the same boat as most second years and some third years; I unwarranted and uncalled for: no point. Is the East better than Well they said the same thing worked at a place last summer that gives no offers, and so Racism. Why? Because the the West? That is not a about TV over radio, and r:ldio I have spent lots more time than I would like to admit on KKK is run by white men and relevant question. Am I a over books. Maybe Gerard is trains to New York. Last year there were few Friday I brought up that fact? racist? Definitely not. blaming his lack of imagin:ltion classes, which left jobless types like you and me the option By staring a fact of Reminding people of things past on his own MTV viewership. of voyaging out of town for callbacks and making classes. history, I am not blaming and present is not racism, it's As far as rap music is Would it not truly be joyous if classes at Marshall-Wythe . anyone in particular. The factual history. concerned, I discount his could be scheduled Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or example of a Korean immigrant remarks to taste. Rap music Speaking of Toohey, that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday? Would it not truly eliminate in Germany being blamed for has serious messages as well as lick-spittled miscreant wants to the dilemma of call-back versus class attendance? Hitler's atrocities is superfluous. silly ones. There are raps with blame today's youth problem on And while we are on the subject, I am doing a feature All white men are not guilty of perfect grammar and there are MTV and rap music. I agreed next issue on The Interview from Hell, and anyone with a racism. A four hour argument raps laden with slang. It's the with most of his arguments fair contribution is welcome to make submissions in my with Gerard Toohey in the same as any other music. concerning the need for family hanging file. (The interview itself does not have to be parking lot can be frustrating, Gerard would banish us to and values. If families raised hellish -- it could be the attendant circumstances. but I don't blame anyone in Barry Manilow or whatever he their children properly then F'rinstance, I had a nice, two-hour interview at the Bronx particular except those who had listened to in Scranton. I asked D.A.'s office, but on my subway ride through the South there would be much less of a him what type of music he the power and promulgated the Bronx one of the riders found God.) rules. Those who enjoyed the problem to deal with. Vouchers liked, but I can't for the life of for private schools simply allow benefits or acquiesced in the me recall what it was, so I existence of Jim Crow Laws the state to supplement the apologize to all Manilow fans; deserve no absolution. Ms. private schools which only traps it just seemed to fit It just Horwatt, who is Jewish, claims the poverty-stricken in more goes to show, "You can lead a she rooted for Cortez' depressed schools. Why not dweeb to info, but you can't destruction of the Aztec culture rearrange priorities by paying make him think!" - Rudedog. because of. .. their barbaric teachers dec.ent wages and practices of human sacrifice and building '-b6t:tei-schools? My Archie Harris (3L) The Advocate October 19. 1989 Page Five Rightly Speaking by Gerard ,E. ,Toohey, Jr. THE T I<... -\1 )IT I()~ C O:--'TI~l'ES Sex, Lies and Politics There is an old adage that poJitics makes strange bedfellows. but the politicking of our day has had very little to do with the making of bedfellows and much more to do about unearthing them. The politics of scandal have emerged like a snake in the Garden of Eden. On This Week With David Brinkley the question was raised -- once again - as to whether the sex lives of our public and political figures are relevant to their positions. First., an historical note: sexual scandals are not all that new, although in the 1980's they have been reported with A F E greater coverage and persistence than in prior years. During c Andrew Jackson's election to the presidency, his wife was viciously attacked for cuckoldry. Prior to marrying Jackson she had been married, and that marriage had not been legally terminated. Then in another presidential campaign later in New hours New menu the decade, it was uncovered that Grover Cleveland had fathered a child sometime in his wayward youth. The 11: 30 am - 2 am Open for lunch information was poorly timed, and Cleveland's quick admission saved his campaign. For the most part., though, a politician's private life was kept private -- even by the • • invading press corps. It was not common knowledge to the voters of their day that Warren Harding, FDR, Ike, JFK and Live entertainment LBJ all had extramarital affairs. It was certainly not known that when JFK was president prostitutes visited the White Tuesday nights' 10 pm House. These things were krlown to the members of the press The Fractions corps. Most., like Russell Baker, believed this kind of new behavior was not relevant to the issues of the day. It must shirts October 24 $2 cover be recognized, at least in part., that to the reporters of a prior • day this appeared to be unmanly gossip. are In • • • Reporters were basically all men, and it was considered 220-3405 a violation of the code to print the sordid details of another man's life. There are very few good things -- if any -- that -; 0:1 S ( ~ () T L A ~ D S T R E E T I give credit to the woman's movement for, but this is one of them. To woman reporters, the hypocrisy of these men ;\ T \V ILL I ;\ M & .\1 A. R Y 'S C:\ R Y FIE L D who were using their positions to obtain favors was b~phemy. The wink and nod of th~ good old days were gonc. Also, with the advance of the woman's movement came working mothers, and, to a great degree, the erosion of the traditional notion of family. Family itself is now a political Nautilus Wimps Out issue. Candidates hyperextend themselves in contortionistic maneuvers to prove that they are more family oriented than vA Law on Students' Side the nexL Such individuals, like Gary Hart put the issue of by Manny Arin very "convenient" location premises. Presently, Fedcral their personal lives into play themselves. Mr. Hart's mistake indeed, especially for students Realty has a suit pending was to make his personal life fair game, and then refuse to As the summer of 1989 who have nothing else better to against Mr. Combs, the current take the responsibility for his misdeeds. The reply of many came to an end, the reality of do then travel sixty minutes to owner, and Mr. Smith, the politicians caught in meretricious misdeeds is that if this kind the pending return to and from Nautilus in Newport original owner. In addition, of character assassination had taken place years ago, we Williamsburg set in. For some, News. Mr. Combs has fIled suit would have missed out on our greatest leaders. First., the the destruction and extent of The present owner of the against Mr. Smith. same could be said about corruption. Second, the veracity damage done to their bodies Nautilus fitness center is John of this statement is highly doubtful considering it is the over the summer was evident Combs, who is currently Refunds Available politicians who now put their behavior to the test. A good by a simple glance in the involved in several lawsuits. After speaking with Mr. example of this is Gary Hart., who in a moment of self mirror. Thank God Nautilus According to Mr. Combs, the Combs, it appears that the praising emptiness, requested that the press follow him would be waiting to help them trouble began when he facility will not be opening in around. Mr. Hart forgot the lesson of Grover Cleveland; get rid of all those unwanted purchased the franchise from the near future as first claimed moral standards must be acknowledged even if you can only pounds and pollutants absorbed Merrill B. Smith on February on the sign. All is not lost, acknowledge your own inability to remain true to them. during the summer months! 2l. Mr. Smith was having however. Members do have a This still leaves the questions of whether personal lives There would be aerobics, fmancial troubles at the time, way to get their money back. should be a question in elections, and whether the press can Nautilus equipment., and free which may have prompted him In 1984 legislation was enacted honor a politician's right to privacy without becoming his weights to take care of all the to sell the franchise. Mr. in Virginia which was designed lickspittle. There are two occasions when such information unwanted additions to our Combs said "everything looked to protect the public when is relevant to voters. When a politician makes family in the bodies. Wrong! fme on paper", until it was health spas or clubs closed or traditional sense a plank in his campaign, his family life is During the summer while discovered that the previous went bankrupt. Any health spa as much an issue as venality is for a politician campaigning most students were away, the owner had sold numerous bad offering memberships of more for honesty in government. Next., if the behavior is illegal, Nautilus facility on Monticello contracts to members who were than three months in duration such as the hiring of prostitutes or corruption of the morals Avenue was closed without not making their payments for was required by law to register of a minor, it is relevant because it is a violation of the laws warning to its hundreds of various reasons. It was this with the Department of our officials are sworn to uphold. members. All that was left was lack of positive cash flow Agriculture and Consumer a notice taped to the door: which gave rise to the closing Services and post a bond or "Due to circumstances of the facility. The previous letter of credit: Such a bond beyond our control, we will be owner was not available for was obtained from the closed temporarily while we comment and, according to Mr. Dominion Bank on March 13 in relocate and reorganize our Combs, has left town. the amount of $10,000. facility.. We thank you in Apparently, the Nautilus Members are entitled to advance for your patience and Fitness center was in default on proportionate refunds after an apologize for any their lease to Federal Realty, investigation is completed by inconvenience. We will reopen the Bethesda-based owners of the Division Qf Consumer for workouts in just two or the shopping center. Mr. Affairs. three weeks. Until then you Combs also did not know that In order to obtain a refund may use our affiliated the previous owner had not paid one must first write or call the facilities. " rent in nine months and Federal Division of Consumer Affairs Unfortunately. the closest Realty simply el(ercised . their ." . , Continued on Page Seven · facility is in Newport . News. A legal optiq~s a~ . · c~os~ , ~ . Ige Six October 19, 1989 The Advocate "What I Did This SUInmer with my PSF Grant" Focus, on Youth Concerns Accessing the Media determine what practices the ACLU, and Public Advocates. By Patrick D. Allen was, in addition, the first job by Laurel Gross courts have found to be One of the most beneficial that I have ever liked -- which constitutional. Some of the aspects of my summer This past summer, I received gave the prospect of coming For as long as I can questionable practices include experience was the opportunity a William and Mary Public back to law school some new remember, I have wanted to overcrowding and the use of to work with professionals who Service Fund Stipend to serve sparkle. Besides doing a fair work with children. Although hard restraints and isolation. In are commiued to working for as a legal intern for Media amount of legal writing (the the profession has changed from addition to research, my job children. I knew from the Access Project (MAP) in practical stuff), I also had the time to time throughout the also entailed drafting discovery outset that the Youth Law Washington, D.C. The Public privilege of attending numerous years, when I was in college I requests in a suit against a Center did not have the capacity Service Fund made it possible meetings of the Federal decided that I wanted to go to county and its sheriff which to hire any new lawyers in the to live in the Washington area Communic ations Bar law school and work for arose when a teenager near future, and this knowledge while serving my internship at Association to discuss and edit children's rights. This summer, committed suicide- while freed me to make the most of MAP, a small non-profit law the FCBA's opposition to the I had the opportunity to work detained in a county jail. my associatIons with the firm which promotes . the FCC's proposal to substitute a with an organization dedicated In addition to the substantive attorneys in the office by public's First Amendment right lottery for the present to this cause. work experience I received, the enlisting their advice for future to receive information. Without comparative process of The Youth Law Center is a Center sponsored a series of jobs. The attorneys themselves PSF's help, · Media Access awarding broadcast licenses. In private, non-profit public weekly brown bag luncheons at are from various parts of the Project would not have been addition, I had the opportunity interest law office located in which they trained us in the country and the Center has able to pay me for my to participate in several San Francisco. The Center various fields of law affecting handled cases across the internship, and I would likely congressional lobbying strategy handles cases in a variety of juveniles. Each attorney' led country, so the connections I have been forced to find work sessions to determine how best areas concerning children one of the luncheons and made will be valuable in my elsewhere. to get a Fairness Doctrine bill nationwide, including abuse and discussed current cases in which ongoing search for work in the First and foremost, I would before President Bush; and I neglect, health care, foster care, they were involved. The area of children's rights. like to express my sincere and had occasion to attend several and juvenile justice. Because Employment Law Center, Although I do riot know personal thanks not only to the congressional hearings, the most of my interest in delinquency, I housed in the same building, whether my future job will be tireless PSF board members interesting of which concerned was assigned to work with an also sponsored weekly luncheon in the public interest or in a (who raised the most money in the syndication and financial attorney specializing in juvenile seminars for all the clerks in private organization, my the PSF's history), but also to rights baule between the justice. My work involved the area working in public summer experience has the many people who networks and Hollywood (the researching case law involving interest law offices, including reinforced my commitment to contributed generously to the fun stuff). conditions of confinement to Advocates for Children, the work on behalf of children. fund, including members of Again, I would like to thank Law Students Involved in the the Public Service Fund for Community who dedicated time making this part summer and energy to numerous fund possible. But most importantly, raising efforts. I would like to encourage I can sa~ ' without a everyone to give generously moment's hesitation that my again this year, so that other experience of the past summer students who are interested in was the most valuable working working in the public interest experience I have ever had. It may have that opportunity. Haircuts for International Law ... Men & Women ••• and More by George Michael Miller each wine and a rating card 206 Packets Court with which to keep score The boxer barrage at the (wagering is encouraged). Busch Corpo~3te Center Grad lhing a few weeks ago Laura Dalton is handling all the \ViI!!.:!mburg, Va 23185 actuall y worked; the particulars and is doing a top International Law Society has drawer job of it Pete "Tiger ...... (804) 874-5704 dinero now and is finding ways Man" Jordan will be there. to spend it. You should be there too! By Just a few of the upcoming the way, ask Pete about The events for those who are Tunnel in Madrid - he'd love to internationally-oriented or tell you about it. otherwise include educational, A job faire. A job faire. A informational, and downright job faire. Tuesday, November fun things which might make 14th, the ILS will host The Williamsburg (the center of 1989 International Job Faire Faculty Sightings: MicheJIe Sedgewick's universe) here ai the law school. Pat a little more liveable: Scales has sought and received Dean Sullivan Baskin Robbins, Farm Fresh parking lot, ABC store On November 10, the ILS is commitments from five Dean Galloway Richmond Braves game hosting the First Annual practitioners who will discuss DeanJ by George Leedom the Williamsburg library: "Legal encourages people to plan for Professors Evaluated Concerns of the Elderly". The their incapacity, but addresses Spear-headed by Littleton program's keynote speaker, alternatives to guardianship, by Christopher Lande The final decision is usually Tazewell, Law Students Wilda Ferguson, addressed . such as durable power of made by the end of the spring Involved in the Community aspects of the law that have attorney, which survives beyond incapacitation of the individual. Associate Professor Lynda semester. recently instituted Elder Law, a changed in regards to the Butler and Assistant Professor Professor Shaefer said, "A program designed to educate the elderly, including the People are living longer. Neal Devins are currently being faculty member is usually elderly as to their legal rights catastrophic insurance program Improved medical technology, considered for promotion. The considered for promotion from and to assist them in protecting recently killed by Congress. and other factors have process of faculty promotion at Assistant Professor to Associate and enjoying those rights ~ Littleton Tazewell, Margret Lee, prolonged lives well beyond the law school is part of the Professor after three or four Elder Law hopes to establish and Susan Tarley concluded the individuals' ability to care for college's overall system to years of teaching, but it is not a clinical program (similar to P program with a workshop on themselves alone. The ensure high academic standards. unusual for some members to CAP) which will ultimately guardianship and alternatives. Guardianship process can be The guidelines for review used be considered sooner because provide assistance to the The workshop explained demeaning as well as expensive. by the law school must first be they have additional work community's elderly. In procedures of guardianship, pre LSIC is taking steps toward approved by a college experience." If an Assistant addition, Elder Law hopes to selection process, and how educating people as to their committee and the Board of Professor is not promoted to establish public guardianship guardianship law is being concerns and rights as elderly Visitors to ensure consistency Associate professor after six programs w'ith 'legal services applied under James City citizens as well as make the with other departments. years, he or she is generally not regarding financial, abuse, Coullty Circuit Court J.udge legal system and its students Faculty members are retained by the law school. estate, insurance and other John Person. aware of the need for education reviewed in a multi-step process The law school usually matters. Other law schools The program not only and assistance to the elderly. when being considered for considers a faculty member for around the country have begun promotion. First, a faculty permanent status after six years. similar programs geared toward committee compiles information Professor Shaefer said, "In their particular community's The about the individual being Virginia, a state college may needs. Professor John considered, including student not offer a Professor ' tenure', Donaldson has expressed Band Box '89 opinion, research achievements but there is a functional interest in a class concentrating and service to the college equivalent of it." Whether a on laws effecting the elderly. Music and Video community. Faculty members faculty member receives tenure LSIC's immediate concern is of the rank for which the is only one factor in that with the problem of LOW PRICES individual is being considered person's overall career plan. guardianship. Ordinarily, when On Compact Dj~cs and Tapes vote on the person, then submit Faculty members at times a person becomes incapable of a written report to the Dean of pursue job offers from other handling their affairs or MOVIE RENTALS the law school and to the schools or choose to leave the themselves they become a ward Every movie is 69¢ once each week Provost of the College. The college due to personal or of the state. This process Video Player rentals $2.95 family reasons. In the world of- establishes for them a state Dean then submits a separate Blank Tape - Posters - Guitar String~ appointed guardian. LSIC written report to the Provost. two career families, the Blank tape 25 .. off boxes of 10 hopes to make people aware, Professor Shaefer, who is opportunities of a larger We Buy and Sell Used CD's receiving comments about Ms. metropolitan area can be however, that there is an alternative to submitting Open 10 until 9 Butler and Mr. Devins, noted enticing. M()n.·Sat. that approval by the Provost "is In addition to written yourself to this random process. 12-6 Sun. - LSIC, working in not a mere formality." The comments recently received Local~ betw~n Provost submits his report to from students, the faculty conjunction with the James City Kinko's and Mama Mia's the President of the College committee will also consider the County and Williamsburg who in tum makes a report to wealth of information provided committees on aging (State the Board of Visitors, which is by student evaluations which mandated through the - ---~-- the body responsible for the are made by students following Department of Aging), promoted BAND BOX final decision on promotions. each course. a program this past Thursday at Gentlemen, Start Your Couches 517 Prince George St. . 229-8882 by Lisa M. Leber the public interest. Highlights this year are To participate, teams sign up expected to include an award From 6 p.m. October 27 with Alice Twiford (2L), the for best costume (in honor of Nautilus According to the Consumer until 6 p.m. Saturday, October Lounge-a-Thon coordinator, and Halloween, participants must be Affairs Office complaints have continued from page 5 28, the law school community solicit pledges from generous appropriately dressed) and the already been filed and the will once again have the donors. Then, during the 24 entry of the first-ever faculty and request a complaint form. office is now conducting an opportunity to experience what hour "lounging period," team. The team earning the Consumers may call the investigation. The office would is aptly named "The Lounge-a- _ individual team m~~bers ~pend most money will be given an division, which is located in not comment on how far the Thon." This event, during at least 12 hours Slumg, With 5- award, so pledge as much as Richmond or write to P.O. Box investigation has proceeded or which teams of two "lounge" minute breaks each hour. you can to your favorite team. 11 63, Richmond, VA 23209. how long it would take to (surprise, surprise) in the Participants are fed dinner, Last year, the three Lounge Complete and return the refund money, if that is the naugahyde comfort of the law breakfast, and lunch, courtesy of a-Thon teams raised $700, complaint form, along with a appropriate course of action. school lobby, raises money for local eating establishments. To which, when combined with copy of the membership Although the investigation has Public Service Fund stipends, make the time fly by, team~ in other funds, enabled the Public contract from the health spa and already commenced, it is which are granted to students the past have conducted vanous Service Fund to grant $9600 to proof of payment. If one does essential to file your personal working during the summer in types of activities including (but 5 students during the summer not have any of these, the complaint in order to get money - not limited to) playing guitars, of 1989. Consumer Affairs office said back. Upon completion of the singing the blues, viewing It's fun, it's for a good that "a copy of one's' investigation, the Division of videos, ~ and contemplating the cause, and, as Alice Twiford membership card is sufficient". Consumer Affairs will cash the legaitalSystem as. it reflates . to put it, "It's a lot easier than a Once received, an investigator health spa's surety bond and socie expectatIons 0 justIce Walk-a-Thon!" Not on a team? will be assigned to the refund money based on the and fairness Gust kidding). Then pledge your support and complaint and will determine a amount available and the It come cheer us on. further course of action. unused portion of the contract. BICYCLE SALES AND SERVICE cJchmidt lARGE SELECTION OF BIKES AND ACCESSORIES BIKESMITH ONE YEAR FREE SERVICE ON ALL glonst, Inc. NEW BIKES STORE HOURS TREK MON-FRI 9~ 7 PElJCEOT SAT 9-6 ' rncrllJl/7. SUN 10 5 , JrD..//UlLfO call fOf winter hours ~ .AruC.J41ot 229-1665 Home of "Old Capital VeIo" Willia~b 1}17-D JlIC__ Jloo WJLLIA_", VA.. 13115 229-9858 -- Page Eight October 19, 1989. The Advocate Roadhollse Rock & Roll Releases front Webb Wilder and Beat Farmers Coast in a number of bands, laced- with humor and a moral sensitive nature, such as "King songwriters. Their compositions by including one Richmond-based or two. However, the lyrics are of Sleaze." This little ditty. co combine the heartbreak and feel Tom Brooke outfit called Steel Mill, before set to hard-edged, straight-ahead written by the group's drummer, of country music with the landing his recording contract. rock and roll. Wilder's crack Country Dick Montana andl his power of rock and roll. George Thorogood spent many band, the Beatnecks lay down a former protege, Mojo Nixon, However, even the saddest of Bar bands. Groups playing an evening playing to beer full sound featuring knife-like contains this memorable lin,e: "I songs might contain a joke or traditional blues-based rock and soaked crowds in tiny taverns guitar solos and an infectious start each day with a bottIe of two. "Hideaway" begins as a roll, rock-a-billy and good-time, and jam-packed bars before beat One of the best tunes is Ripple, Hell, I'm the guy that standard tale of loss and foot-stomping music. In almost becoming an MTV video star. "Human Cannonball," chronicles pierced your mama's nipple." desperation, but the words to every city, good-sized town, and Williamsburg's own . Bruce the life of a circus performer These guys come across as the fmal teary-eyed chorus larger university or college, you Hornsby spent several years on while urging the listener to off-beat and rowdy on ro::ord, strike an odd chord: "But you can frnd these bands imitating both coasts looking for a break. relax and live a little. but in concert. they're totally could be my hideaway, And I every chord and riff that Chuck Two acts on the threshold of Wilder has a fine wit, but outrageous. About every sixth could be your everyday yam, Berry, Elvis and other pioneers stardom released new albums his approach is generally subtle or seventh song, Country Dick You could be my microwave, of rock put on vinyl. These this summer: San Diego's Beat and relaxed. He does not hit drags his 6'6" frame from out And I could be your tidybowl modem day troubadours are Farmers and Nashville's Webb you over the head with his behind the drum kit, Budweiser man." often on the verge of financial Wilder. Both managed to humor. A fine example is the in hand, to sing lead and Top 40 trends come and go ruin, travelling in beat-up old capture the intensity and Webb Wilder credo, "Work occasionally play accordion in and stars rise and fall, but there vans and using battered second excitement of a live show on Hard, Rock Hard, Eat . Hard, his own inimitable fashion. His will always be bands playing hand equipment Worst of all, record. What sets these Sleep Hard, Grow Big, Wear low growling voice and his. the twelve bar blues, dreaming no matter how good they sound performers apart is the creativity Glasses If You Need 'em," threatening demeanor make him of stardom and going nowhere. in a beer joint or the occasional and. originality of their which graces the record jacket the archetypical bar band Webb Wilder and the Beat small concert hall, studio songwriting. and CD cover. . performer. Farmers are two acts that have recordings always seem to come Webb Wilder's second On the other hand, The Beat But the· Beat Farmers are not the talent to break the mold. out dull, lifeless and trite. release, Hybrid Vigor, is a Farmers' approach is completely a comedy show or a novelty Occasionally some of these quote from a recent novel by different, live or recorded. act On the contrary, Country road musicians graduate from Southern writer T.R. Pearson. Their fourth full-length album, Dick and especially the two the circuit. Bruce Springsteen Like the album, the book is a Poor and Famous, includes guitarists, Joey Harris and Jerry played up and down the East collection of stories and fables, many compositions of a Raney, are talented singers and Burns Seeks Atomic Truth illuminate truth, and observe it And without a doubt a fine law collectively articulating what T RUT HAN D by the light and knowledge it school would teach us these truth was yesterday and what it HEISENBERG'S scatters before our senses, in truths .... ought to be tom morrow. .... Wouldn't it be great you if UNCERTAINTY the same way he would observe But truth's face cannot be None of this uncertainty -- or could step back and take the PRINCIPLE: THE the magnified molecules of a seen. It is not that simple. to use the physicist time to think, really think, about QUANTUM MECHANICS crystal on a glass slide? Why not? Because truth is too Heisenberg's term, the best questions posed in OF JUSTICE Classical Newtonian theory fundamental. It is the electron indeterminability -- renders truth class? .. A few weeks ago, by Darren Bum!: would argue that truth must be of our intelligent existence. We useless in any way. Rather its Professor Smol/a asked, "Why some constant capable of cannot pinpoint it at an instant measurement, and hence utility doesn't law school teach us to True right and wrong must description. If it could not be of time with a simple equation simply must be approached in a be just?"Perhaps the answer is exist. True good and bad must located, pinpointed, it would of momentum, mass, and different way and perhaps with that lW school can teach us exist. After all, their lose identifiable existence and velocity in three dimensions, a different goal in the mind of truth, which is the cornerstone manifestations appear in force therefore its meaning. any more than we can pinpoint the person who seeks it of justice. But maybe you're every day. And for all intents However, in reality truth is the location of an electron. 'Heisenberg and other scientists willing to accept the following: . and purposes, it will be our not at all quantifiable like a Truth cannot be found at any responded to the particle/wave collectively we can reach jobs as advocates, legislators, moon or a molecule. If it were, one place at anyone time. We juxtaposition encountered in this toward justice when each of us and judges, as humanely it would be taught, and we approach truth, surround it, century by developing quantum strives for the truth he or she educated people, to reconcile would all learn the "true" perhaps even stand on top of it mechanics theory -- a bold and instinctjully senses to be out these different forces in order to meanings of guilty and but none of us knows its unnerving jump toward there .. And even in the many arrive at justice -- in order to innocent, of ethical and countenance. Sometimes we inexactness. This jump ushered gray areas of our experience "Do The Right Thing." Toward unethical, of justifiable and even forget its name. Yet still in an age in which light JPight where we wish we could just that end, the following unjustifiable, and of equality we depend on the strength of it plain klWw the answer like we proposition is offered: that the and inequality. We would not being there. know how to find our adjusted fundamental matter of justice is need the various officers and As jurists in the grand S(~nse basis, we can still take faith in truth, just as the fundamental procedures of courts because of the word, intimately our perception of what is true material of physical man is the somebody would be in charge concerned with a balance more and just .... subatomic particle. W~o would know the truth and transcendental than algebraic, But can we find truth as know exactly what to do about the balance between fairness easily as those atoms? Can we things which contradicted it. and necessity, our mission of value should be a sim.ple, endless one: never stop testing, observing, measuring truth. We THE BODY SHOP must recognize the strength of at this process if we are to beliieve in the system we are being have mass and matter might Festival Market Place trained to use and safeguard. behave like light a new age oC Consider this: when we want to the impossible becoming be most cautious about doing possible. NOW OPEN justice, as in a trial, we use a -r:-o get a handle on justice group effort that incorporates in our modem world full of individual views of the truth. apparent contradiction, it may AEROBICS CLASSES FREE WEIGHTS That group is a varied one be appropriate to develop such CHILD CARE RETAIL AEROBICS WEAR which includes the parties who an outlook on truth as well. If disagree, the persons who are we allow ourselves to read our MULTI STATION LOCKER FACIUTIES charged with zealously instincts and express our WEIGHT MACHINE AND SHOWERS 'advocating their positions, and instincts, we, too, may usher in at least one person and perhaps a new era of achieving justice, Student Rates a dozen others who are charged despite our imprecision about $34 per month $63 for 2 months 10 sessions for $25 with fIltering what they hear the natural truths behind justice. through their own reason and Certainly our society and this Hours intuition. If any of these world, each so marbled with Monday tltuu Friday 8 a.m. to 8. p.m. people knew truth absolute, the satiety and hunger, hope and Saturday 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. 220-0930 others would be unnecessary. despair, could use such an ~. Instead we only come as close as we can .to jus~ce . ~ . by Continued on Page Nine 1'.' • It, - ,. r · " ...... , .... ~.; . ~ ~ •. • p •• • • " •• ; ••• I' ~ .. ~. - ...... #'. The Advocate Page Nine Burns because Truth is not only what each of us wants it to be. continued from page 8 Rather, for us as a society, for And grasping for photons of us as a species, the truth is to truth is better than not rea hing be approached from every side, for anything at all. from as many perspectives as * * * there are people. Each must Were we all judges, each believe that his or her sense of of us would be at his or her true justice, his or her electron microscope of values microscope (or "filter") of trying in vain to spot truth, values, will add to the justice hoping to turn to everyone else that others should aspire to. around us, and say, "Come look This confidence gives energy at this, 1've located it." and integrity to the search. Intrigued in the beginning, Our innate values and shared others would come running to human-ness will at least put us see. No doubt, this possibility in the ballpark as a group. that truth might be cleanly Then, as individuals, we must framed would excite the judge refme as we question and in all of us. To know Truth. accept, and then challenge Grand indeed. Each would again, the appearances of our return with renewed energy to world. That is how we will his scope and try to duplicate come to learn and practice the results, locate some truth for justice. We can't just copy it himself. off the blackboard in Room But th is is not how truth 119. (The author gratefully Warning : Birthday Zone should be considered. To acknowledges the eleventh-hour subject ilS possibilities to the surgery performed by Ms. dogged application of the Francis and Mr. Elder.) classical scientific method is to ignore its rich possibilities. Electrons, positrons, and light itself are not simply products of variables and constants. Neither is truth. The photograph of its image in the microscope would show nothing, or at best a fleeting shadow of something fugitive beyond the frame. In "snapping the picture; you would have collided with the particle, nudged it into a new orbit, even changed. it That is the crux of quantum mechanics as applied to the most basic forms of matter: even the act of observing its characteristics is enough to change an electron's wavelength (color) and position. Truth is as "basic" as the electron, for it infinitely exists in everything. However, like an electron, truth is also infinitely minute and sensitive to everything it contacts, so knowing it cannot come from isolating it, recording it, and publishing it like the newest data on radioactive decay. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle hits at the heart of the classical need to know with precision. 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IT "Blast orc' cocktail at an recommend it as a CAUSES STERILITY. We altitude in excess of 1000 feet Ever get a bug up your buu honeymoon spot for the had to practice LaMaze mouth (300 metres). to take a road trip? Well we 11:15 pm: Maryland. We Toohey newlyweds.] The breathing techniques in the did. And now you have to stop in a Dunkin' Donuts town features a landscaped, elevator due to soggy read a gratuitous article about because John ate his mints. scale model of the Holy Land foreigners. 3:11 pm: We head for it John tried a Brownie on a complete with rivers and The hotels in Niagara Falls home. The trip basically evolved Stick, which was promptly mountains. Unfortunately, being unfit for human or from a doubledog dare. Late discarded on the Beltway Mount Herman was a little bovine habitation, we decided on Friday afternoon, John was (under penalty of $500 rme slick that morning, and Anne to add a flavour internationale 4:42 pm: International whining for a road trip to his for dumping hazardous was nearly rebaptized in the to our trip and travel to Border. We were brutally Dartmouth alma mater. Anne material). River Jordan. Toronto. harassed by an American was used to his constant customs officer who snivelling for unconsummated interrogated us returning «" , road trips and called his bluff patriots as to our citizenship. by agreeing to leave right Didn't she see that Bossie's then. When John balked at 9:30 pm: Toronto, flank read "Milk: -- America's the trip due to Hnothing Canada. Gorgeous city!! Health Kick" ? happening at· Dartmouth right Our reserved hotel was nowH, Anne grabbed a road hosting -"Gratitude '89", a map, and with a little help convention for Gays and Lesbians who were members from Rand-McNally, the final Monday, 3:32 am: of Alcoholics Anonymous. destination was selected: King's Dominion, VA. The Go figure. Niagara Falls. [Note: This is most fetid bathroom in all of not to be taken as an attempt North America can be found to jump on the engagement at the Virginia Travel Plaza. bandwagon]. Do not sit down. By the end our journey, John, Anne, Cathie and an Sunday, 10:00 am: inflatable cow named Bossie Travelling to the top of the had travelled over 1700 miles CN tower, the world's tallest 4:58 am: We are back in 56 hours, crossed four building, afforded us a view eagerly anticipating early states and a province, of the closed Sky Dome, morning classes. Bossie slept accumulated enough backseat where the Blue Jays would in. food refuse to shame Mount Trashmore and yet returned with two hours to spare before the most difficult leg of the road trip -- an hour and fUtelyn of T & E. PERSONALS Here's how it happened: Need a spine? Call 229-6868. Friday, approximately Clay Campbell: Check out the ready-for-prime-time printer 7:00 pm: Anne and John try in # 238. to convince a hesitant Cathie Missing: One fox. Tattoo on ear: wily quadruped. Not in that her life will be complete ferae naturae. Answers to "McKenzie Duncan." upon viewing Niagara Falls. Cathie agrees, only after Irving Brilliant: Please call home. Mrs. Surowitz. being reassured that yes, she can blue book in the car. Mark H.: Curious? Please inquire via Personals. Your Although Charles Fincher is Bossie invests her last quarter to peer at her secret admirer. invited to participate, pressing RA duties prevent him from dream bull across the expansive Niagara . Falls. ~ound: Diamond Jim. Please claim reward regardless of leaving Williamsburg, in case Intent. there are graduate student Now available for commercial endorsements: Lady Duff noses to be wiped at Ludwell. Gordon. Bossie, the inflatable cow, offered no protest, but she did 1:10 pm:Buffalo, NY. Saw Wanted: One law librarian. Must ·come with leash long appear tantalized at the Saturday, 2:20 am: the Nabisco Shredded Wheat enough to Tf