THE ichigan eview MThe Journal of Campus Affairs at theR University of Michigan www.michiganreview.com VOLUME XXVI October 23, 2007 ISSUE 4

Ross School Students Giving Recruiters ‘Business’

By Christina Zajicek, ‘10

uch like Michigan football, U-M’s Ross MSchool of Business has fallen from a high pedes- Sex tal, at least in terms of rankings, this year. Last year, the Ross Business School was the top at the ranked MBA program in the country, according to The Wall Street Journal, and Michigan football spent most of their season near the top of the polls. How quickly things can change in one year. What Students On September 17, the Wall Street Journal published are Really its annual rankings of MBA programs, and this time ‘U’ Dartmouth’s Tuck School of Business took the number one spot. Michigan did not just get bumped from the Doing When the Lights are top spot, it plummeted to number seven. Director of the Offices of Career Development and Low and the Door is Closed Student Affairs Al Cortone said that the drastic change By Rebecca Christy, ‘08 was propelled by two large factors: lack of space due & Lindsey Dodge, ‘10 to renovations and a bad economy. The Journal did not change its rankings methodology. The renovations at the Ross School have taken up TUDENTS AT THE University 190,000 square feet, which is half of their available cam- Sof Michigan face an increasingly pus space. In order to secure classroom space for stu- ambiguous and nondescript dating dents, 334 corporate presentations took place off-cam- and sex scene, according to a Michigan pus, which consequently affected recruiting logistics. Review survey, and numerous campus The Business School plans to schedule all presentations experts. on campus for the 2007-2008 year. An informal survey conducted online The Wall Street Journal accounts for the fall in rank- over the past month captured the responses ing by listing reports from companies who have com- of 407 students on various topics regarding mented that Ross School students are ““arrogant” or sexuality on campus. “socially unprepared” for the competitive industry. The multi-faceted survey explored the ”No question, those words sting,” said Cortone. sexual habits and attitudes of students. One “We know that whatever behavior gave a few recruit- respondent’s answer to a question asking for ers reason to comment in that vein is not representa- their attitude towards “friends with benefits” tive of Ross. It’s certainly not representative of how the sums up the broader attitude toward sex at the Office of Career Development counsels students to be- university best: “It’s college.” have.” Results of the survey suggest that sexual Despite the rankings, Ross officials do not expect standards have evolved by leaps and bounds from a change in the number of companies that recruit what was considered normal by previous genera- from U-M. Cortone said that the quantita- tions, and they continue to be redefined. tive assessment of a school’s caliber does not reflect the reason why the same cor- >> porations continue hiring Michigan stu- 6 >> Arts & Culture News Editorial Arts & Culture Republican Candidates Social Conservatives Editorial: Alumni ‘Enough’ Protestors Maintain Campus Decision on Scholar- Continue to Try to Revive Debate in Dearborn Presence ships Wrongheaded Old-School Activism

By Michael O’Brien By Adam Pascarella, ‘10 By The Editorial Borad By Cherri Buijk, ‘11

he nine Republican presidential candidates n the hot and sticky sum- ccording to The Michigan ou have probably seen Tdescended on Dearborn, Michigan on October 9 Omer days during the Ann Ar- ADaily, the Alumni Association Ythem. Every weekday from five to engage in an official debate, angling for votes in the bor Art Fair, Rev. Don Nuendorf here at the University has raised to six, they’re out on the streets, so high-stakes Michigan primary. The debate was a highly and other volunteers make the trek more than half a million dollars in long as it is not raining. anticipated first for former Senator Fred Thompson of from the St. Paul Lutheran Church scholarship money, which it plans “That’s only because of the Tennessee, and it focused heavily to the Diag in order to distribute to distribute to incoming students cardboard,” one man said, turning on economic issues. bottled water to the parched art-go- on the basis of their race and ethnic- around from behind the giant sign The two-hour debate was ers. ity. he was holding on the corner of Lib- broadcast on CNBC and later on “It seems like the compassion- The decision by the Alumni erty and Fifth. MSNBC, and was moderated by ate thing to do,” he said. “Without Association to create set-asides on On campus, they’re commonly Chris Matthews and Maria Barti- street corner testimony or soapbox the basis of race is reprehensible referred to as “the war protesters,” romo. persuasion like other churches, we and should be immediately or “those people with the signs.” simply try to com- shelved. 10>> fort our guests.” 9 >> 7 >> 8 >> www.michiganreview.com P. 2 10.23.07 THE MICHIGAN REVIEW www.michiganreview.com page two. Editorial Board: the michigan review

Michael O’Brien Editor-in-Chief ■ Serpent’s Tooth

Adam Paul To help navigate the rocky waters of the events calendar at U-M, and in the wake Executive Editor of the infamous “don’t tase me, bro” event at the University of Florida, The Michi- gan Review has created its own taser rating system for upcoming events on cam- Brian Biglin Managing Editor pus. It is completely arbitrary and based on our own pretensions.

Rebecca Christy Thursday, November 1, 12:00 p.m. Wednesday, October 24, 8:00 p.m. Senior Editor BAMN Marches on the Diag NAACP Awareness Day

Lindsey Dodge Given BAMN’s storied history of stuggling for the There’s Thurgood Marshall, Brown v. Board, and then Jonny Slemrod “revolution” here on campus (oh, and their identifica- people who write fliers with vague claims about racism Associate Editors tion as a potential terrorist group by the FBI), we’re rat- on campus. Nonetheless, NAACP has more class than ing this event: BAMN. Chris Stieber 4/4 tasers. 1/4 tasers. Editor-at-Large Business Staff: Karen Boore Publisher

Danny Harris Anna Malecke Friday, October 26, 12:00 p.m. Monday, November 5, all day Associate Publishers Mike Gravel Speaks on the Diag Guy Fawkes Day Nick Cheolas Editor Emeritus Everyone’s favorite crazy candidate (sorry, Ron Paul) It just seems self-evident that a holiday celebrating an will be speaking on the Diag about the War on Drugs. attempt by Catholics to blow up the Houses of Parlia- Fair enough, but Senator Gravel might just be the one ment in England should have a high taser rating. Watch Staff Writers: tasering you. Or, he’ll throw a rock. out for poisoned fish & chips.

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Send all correspondence to [email protected]. ike most other seniors these days, I spend a lot would certainly be covering the Democratic candidates Lof time thinking about what I want to do with my for president had they not made the lamentable deci- About Us: life. And like some of my classmates, though certainly sion to withdraw from the Michigan primary.) not all, I want what I do in life to be meaningful. Adam Pascarella looks at the presence of social The Michigan Review provides a broad range of in-depth Which brings me to the issue that you’ve got in conservatives on campus in this issue. coverage of campus affairs and serves as the literary voice Christina Zaji- of conservatism and libertarianism at the University of your hands today. cek examines how the Business School has responded Michigan. The Review is published bi-weekly September The Michigan Review doesn’t have the innumerable to its fall in the Wall Street Journal rankings, and Adam thru April. resources that many other papers at U-M and on cam- Paul takes a look at the effect of exchange rate fluctua- puses across the country have. It’s the price we pay for tion on the cost of studying abroad. Donate/Subscribe: being not just editorially independent from the Uni- In Arts & Culture, Rebecca Christy muses on why versity, but also virtually entirely without any support we had a homecoming parade, queen, and king this The Michigan Review accepts no financial support from from U-M. But we still manage to produce a dozen or year, let alone spend $5,000 on it. Andrea Sofian in- the University. Therefore, your support is critical and so issues filled with high-quality journalism that’s of forms students about Matthaei Botanical Gardens, and greatly appreciated. Donations above $35 are eligible for value to our readers. Indeed, I believe the Review is the Marie Cour reviews everyone’s least favorite alumnae, a 1-year (12 issues) subscription. Donations can be made best paper on campus, and indeed, one of the best in Ann Coulter’s, new book. on our website at www.michiganreview.com, or mailed the country, due to the sheer value per story we’re able All this content brings me back to my original point. to: to provide. We do what we do here at the Michigan Review because This issue is no exception. we think it’s an important public service to our readers. 911 N. University, Suite One Our feature story in this issue by Rebecca Christy We provide news, insights, and analysis you’re not go- Ann Arbor, MI 48109 and Lindsey Dodge has long been in the works, and, ing to get anywhere else. The Michigan Review is the independent, student-run journal of conserva- I think, is one of our best pieces this year. In the story, That’s something I want to continue doing with my tive and libertarian opinion at the University of Michigan. We neither solicit they try to pin down, using a wide variety of sources, life. Unfortunately, journalism is a waning profession, nor accept monetary donations from the University. Contributions to The Michigan Review are tax-deductible under section 501 (c)(3) of the Internal what the culture of sex is here on campus. A short an- and the premium on hard-hitting work has decreased Revenue Service Code. The Michigan Review is not affiliated with any politi- swer: it isn’t as racy as you might think. over time. But as for us, we’re not going to resort to cal party or any university political group. We also continue our best political coverage on stunts or Sudokus to get us readers. We’re going to Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of the editorial board. Ergo, they campus with our stories on the Republican presidential let our work speak for itself. We may not know what are unequivocally correct and just. Signed articles, letters, and cartoons rep- resent the opinions of the author, and not necessarily those of The Review. contest. I interview Ron Paul, and Brian Biglin writes we’re doing with our lives, but we are at least trying to The Serpent’s Tooth shall represent the opinion of individual, anonymous up candidate Paul’s speech on the Diag several weeks do somethig with our time here at U-M. contributors to The Review, and should not necessarily be taken as repre- ago. We’re going to try to continue this coverage be- And that’s pretty damn meaningful. sentative of The Review’s editorial stance. The opinions expressed in this publication do not necessarily reflect those of the advertisers or the cause it’s important to inform students of their options University of Michigan. with the impending primary in January. And it’s impor- Copyright © 2007, The Michigan Review, Inc. All rights reserved. tant to me that these stories be written by students and The Michigan Review is a member of the Collegiate Network. Michael P. O’Brien for students, not simplistic wire reports, lacking depth. Look for more stories in the future. (One quick note: we Editor-in-Chief 10.23.07 P. 3 features. the michigan review

Leading among these new developments is the idea of “friends with benefits.” 18.5 percent of students said they are involved in this type of relationship, a type that many say did not exist even twenty years ago. In the oft-noted book ‘Unhooked,’ Laura Sessions Stepp discusses the cultural pendulum swinging from the fabled chastity of the fifties to the devil-may-care sexual attitude of the sixties and seventies. Today, she says, young people have no idea where to stand. This indecision was reflected through the written survey responses, in which most respondents refused to pass judgment on whatever sexual habits other in- dividuals chose. The majority of these students, de- spite their non-judgmental stance, looked down on “friends with benefits” and hook-ups. Often dismissed as “skanky” and “trashy,” many students said that this relationship would be nice if it worked—but said it usually does not. This view was particularly prevalent among wom- en, who were concerned that these non-committed relationships have disproportionately negative conse- quences for them. The survey reveals that 30.2 percent of male respondents are in monogamous relationships, compared to 48.9 percent of women. Additionally, there appeared to be a difference in the attitudes of freshmen and seniors. Whereas the number of students in relationships Austyn Foster/The Michigan Review remained fairly constant over the four years of college Something makes us think she’s not listening to Bruce Springsteen. (44.3 percent of all respondents said they were in a re- lationship.), every single freshman respondent in a re- lationship called it monogamous, male or female. This While the store may cover up some of its more erot- sexually active. contrasted with the senior statistics, where a small mi- ic material in order to provide a comfortable environ- Sexual norms are also not different in the LGBT nority admitted their relationships were not monoga- ment for its customers, Karmeisool was adamant that community, said Jacqueline Simpson, the Director of mous. sex, unlike some of her products, should not have to be LGBT Affairs at the University. Erica Karmeisool, a store manager at the Safe Sex concealed. The Safe Sex Store has large, uncovered win- Students in the LBGT community have similar is- Store on South University, provided greater insight dows, which conveys the idea that sexual issues should sues to those of heterosexual college students, Simpson into the sexual climate at U-M. She dispelled some of not be hidden or a reason for shame. said. Often perceived as more promiscuous by hetero- the common assumptions that arise when a store spe- “If you’re interested in learning about your sexual sexual students, she asserts that the idea of promiscuity cializing in adult products is in close proximity to a col- health, [that] is being responsible, not abnormal. There is the same across gender boundaries. lege campus. seems to be a societal misconception that someone who Most of the data from the survey represented “[The] majority of customers who come in here are purchases products that our store offers is not normal,” straight students (although slightly less than 10 percent genuinely looking for help,” said Karmeisool, when said Karmeisool. were bisexual). asked if she frequently deals with immature students. PULSE (Peers Utilizing Leadership Skills for Edu- U-M is famous for its emphasis on individuality, “Almost on a daily basis one or two students are com- cation) Communications Director Katie Peters said that which Simpson noted. ing in for the first time.” she has found the most common anxiety expressed by “There’s no question that every college student Even in a progressive environment such as Ann students over the years to be over their lack (or per- knows someone who is gay or lesbian,” said Simpson, Arbor, the Safe Sex Store strategically markets some of ceived lack) of sexual experience. She added that one of adding that people come to U-M knowing that they their products conservatively to make customers feel the biggest overlooked issues about sex among college will encounter all forms of diversity. more at ease. One example Karmeisool provided was a students is that men do not realize how often women Overall, the study demonstrated the refusal of re- product in which the store managers drew lingerie over fake orgasms. spondents to pass judgment. This appears to be rooted naked women to make the packaging less provocative. “By the time one has reached a certain age, it may in the ambiguity of contemporary sexual norms for “With our adult products we tend to be on the con- be assumed one has had a certain level of sexual experi- relationships, and the ambiguity of the very idea of a servative side. We do this on purpose to break down ence,” said Peters, adding that women tend to express relationship today. MR the stereotype that sex stores have to be uncomfort- this anxiety over lack of sexual experience and men The Michigan Review’s able,” said Karmeisool. tend to perpetuate the myth that people are frequently TOP 5 RESPONSES: WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?

POLL RESULTS 5. Maybe if I was desperate. 4. A way to make one feel better about one’s self without having to Would it be of concern to you if you Do you feel like being in, or having work hard. graduated from college without had, a committed relationship is a 3. Kind of trashy...who knows maybe having had a serious monogamous component of being a successful I’ll have one someday. relationship? individual? 2. I like?

1. They’re good...as long as that other individual isn’t ENGAGED!

HOW MANY SEXUAL 10+ YES 7.4% NO NO YES PARTNERS 5-10 43.3% 46.7% HAVE YOU 11.3% 56.7% 53.3% NONE HAD? 29.5%

3 Unanswered 2 Unanswered 1- 4 51.8%

*** This survey was administered by “The Michigan Review” staff. Approximately 407 undergraduate students took the survey. P. 4 10.23.07

editorials.the michigan review The Review welcomes letters to the The Michigan Review editor. Send letters to: he Michigan Review is the independent, student-run Tjournal of conservative and libertarian opinion at the Uni- versity of Michigan. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of [email protected] the Editorial Board. Ergo, they are unequivocally correct and just. Signed articles, letters, and cartoons represent the opinions of the The Review reserves the right to edit author, and not necessarily those of the Review. letters to the editor for length and clarity. Sex and the Alumni Decision Presidential Primary on Scholarships Beneficial to State, Univer-sity Wrongheaded University -M students often talk about what separates ccording to The Michigan Daily, the Alumni he State of Michigan has faced a great deal of Uthem from others student bodies. From football to AAssociation here at the University has raised more Tcriticism for moving up its primary date for the academics, we like to brag about what makes our school than half a million dollars in scholarship money, which presidential primary next year. Along with Florida, special. In the sports and scholastic arenas, our brag- it plans to distribute to incoming students on the basis Michigan’s decision has imbalanced the age-old power ging and sense of pride seem warranted, but a place of their race and ethnicity. structure that has long given Iowa and New Hamp- deserving of more humility may be the perception of Under the MCRI, there is nothing illegal about such shire national importance in deciding the Presidential fellow students’ sex life. Yes, for those of you who did a plan. The Alumni Association is a private entity—free nominees for both major parties. not know (or would prefer to forget) some students are to make whatever decisions it wishes. The law, howev- The move that took Michigan from the early March having sex. Now that that fact is out in the open, get er, does not necessarily equate to right and wrong, and “Super Tuesday” date put it in direct competition with over it. a group’s freedom does not protect it from criticism. Iowa and New Hampshire to become one of the first In a feature story this week, Rebecca Christy and The decision by the Alumni Association to cre- primary dates. Michigan’s January 15 primary date put Lindsey Dodge set out to find out how students’ per- ate set-asides on the basis of race is reprehensible and it only one day after the Iowa Caucus, until Iowa an- ceptions of sex on campus met reality. Their survey should be immediately shelved. nounced last week that it would move its caucus date found that many students greatly overestimate the The voters of the state of Michigan may not be able up to January 3. Furthermore, a representative for the amount of people who are having sex. When asked to to assert authority over the Alumni Association, but Iowa Republican Party acknowledged the possibility speculate on the percentage of campus who was sexu- they made their vision for the University abundantly that other states may push their primaries up to as early ally active answers concentrated up around 70 percent, clear during last fall’s vote. The group’s decision flies in as December. with some students estimating up to the mid 90s. But the face of the broader University community. The move originally moved the date before the when asked about themselves, those students pro- The promotion of diversity, as ever, is important. New Hampshire primary except that New Hampshire, duced much lower numbers. Only about 44.3 percent But the Alumni Association’s decision demonstrates an in accordance with its states constitution, is looking to of respondents were in relationships. astonishingly myopic view that race and ethnicity are move up its primary date to stay the first in the coun- Sure, stable relationships are not perfectly corre- the sole constitutive elements of “diversity.” The men try. lated to sexual activity. In fact, much of the imagined and women making up the University’s alumni base While the current tussle may unseat Michigan’s sex life of others revolves around fleeting hook-ups or should know better. After becoming the ‘leaders and new position, the state has already been able to attract “friends with benefits.” Yet only 18.5 percent of respon- the best’ in their respective fields, they know that the greater national attention, at least from Republicans. dents indicated being involved in such a relationship. ‘leaders and the best’ are those with records of success, Now that Obama, Edwards, Richardson, Biden, and At the same time, when asked about such relationships, with proven results. Excellence is a characteristic inde- Kucinich have already withdrawn from Michigan’s students often indicated an unwillingness to judge pendent of race and ethnicity. primary ballot, Senator Hillary Clinton remains as the those who undertook them. sole frontrunning candidate in the Democratic field. So it appears that campus is not thirsting for bac- At the same time that Democrats are fleeing the chanals or eager to become the next batch of Girls Gone Against set-asides by the Alumni state, Republicans have been making extra efforts to Wild, except perhaps in our heads. More students ap- reach out to Michigan and take advantage of Demo- pear engaged in voyeuristic fantasies than actually hav- Association in scholarship decisions cratic blunders. ing sex. Students are willing to assume that everyone Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has is having sex. It is not entirely surprising just look at We also wish to express our dismay at the arro- suddenly begun to refer to his Michigan roots more the way some couples behave on the dance floor and, gance of the Alumni Association in its presumption often. At the Republican Leadership Conference on well, it does seem obvious where their night will lead. to speak for the broad and (yes) diverse alumni of the Mackinac Island, former New York City Mayor Rudy However, despite the awkward dry-humping that con- University of Michigan. Take even the most conserva- Giuliani gave a speech that focused on the struggles of stitutes dancing nowadays, most of that energy gets left tive estimate: assume only a quarter of the University the Michigan economy and even promised to help un- on the dance floor. community supported the MCRI. Apply that propor- seat Governor Granholm if elected. Yet we cannot entirely fault students for their mis- tion to the 425,000 living alumni of the University. That Within the last two months, Republican candidates conceptions. One of the things that most surprised our gives you over 100,000 alumni who presumably oppose have gathered in the state twice, at the Republican Editorial Board when writers embarked on this story the actions of the association charged with representing Leadership Conference and then again for a debate was that no reliable data, actually no data at all, existed their interests. in Dearborn, where candidate former Senator Fred about the sexual habits of students on this campus. Nor While the Alumni Association is a private orga- Thompson made his first campaign appearance. All of do front page pictures of a few female students audi- nization, it enjoys a privileged position with the Uni- these moments highlight the point of state primaries: tioning for a space in Playboy add any sense of reality versity. With a building in the center of campus, unfet- force the candidates to bring a local perspective to their to most students’ sexual ambitions. While ignorance is tered access to the students for the sake of recruitment, national policies. never a good defense, the facts show that U-M students and countless co-hosted events with the University, to Democrats, on the other hand, have succeeded in are not living in a sex-crazed fog. It is time to stop imag- name a few, the Alumni Association perhaps has the sending a clear message to Michigan voters: we don’t ining that we are. most privileged relationship. This makes the scholar- care about you. That’s why, under the pressure of the Those students who are sexually active appear to ship program all the more disconcerting. It’s not far- Democratic National Convention, these Democrats be mostly involved in actual relationships. 51.7 percent fetched to suggest that this arrangement provides nu- signed a pledge in which they promised to not cam- of our respondents reported having only 1-4 sexual merous ways for the Alumni Association to assist the paign in either Michigan or Florida. The only rationale partners and 29.7 percent (yes, more than a quarter of University in circumventing the rules established by for this maneuver is the preservation of power for the the sample) reported being virgins. The conception that the MCRI. All of these aspects of the murky and unob- national Democrat structure, even at the expense of lo- students are engaged in a devil-may-care sexual life- served relationship give reason to be concerned about cal representation. Keeping the current primary struc- style is simply not true. Instead, we seem to be living this new scholarship program. ture gives a disproportionate amount of influence to in a cycle of untruth where the unfounded belief that Furthermore, a scholarship does not even directly Iowa and New Hampshire, where the DNC is well- all students are copulating feeds into our own sexual address the admissions problem that the University established, and strips Michigan of the prominence it actions and perceptions. claimed that Proposal 2 would create. Scholarships in- deserves. So break out of that cycle and stop worrying so crease the chance that selected students matriculate to Listening to concerned voters and their specific lo- much about everyone else’s sex life, or lack thereof. the University, not that they are able to get admitted in cal concerns shouldn’t be a partisan issue, but Demo- There are two things to remember. First, most students the first place. crats have forcibly changed the political landscape by express a “live and let live” towards sexual activity. As we approach the one-year anniversary of the refusing to stay in the Michigan primary. Come Janu- Secondly, most students are clueless as to what their passage of Proposal 2, a bill with dire and apocalyptic ary, look for a liberal Republican like Rudy Giuliani to peers are actually doing behind closed doors. We’re not consequences if you listen to the opponents, it is worth get a huge boost from Democratic voters in Michigan competing for popularity in high school anymore. noting that this latest announcement is one in a long who want to express their political voice, rather than Given how deeply personal sex is, it is unlikely that line of stonewalling efforts by people close to the ad- be swallowed up by the nameless Democratic crowd. we will ever get a comprehensive sampling of the stu- ministration. MR The mainstream voter will remember this maneuver dent body to flesh out every aspect of sex life on cam- for many years, and it can’t but help the GOP in years pus. We can see that sex is only one facet of life at U-M, to come. MR one that many students opt out of entirely. MR 10.23.07 P. 5

■ Strict Scrutiny Self for Sale

ichigan’s deer hunting season won’t be- neously, recruiters reassure us that our resume will all in sales. Sends a shiver up your spine, doesn’t Mgin for several more weeks, but here at U-M a dif- receive attention, never mind those other ones that it?” quipped Jamie Fabian, a career coach for online ferent group of game enthusiasts has found a creature, may have already made it to the trash. job posting site Career Circle in a 2004 article. Even many of whom are just as likely as their white-tailed I never expected the process bring me enjoyment though Fabian contends that an aversion to self-pro- counterparts to freeze in big spotlights, to target. With or to be easy but what surprises me is the general motion can indicate desirable traits like modesty, events like Law Day and the impression that the whole process is dirty. I got the getting the blow horn out for yourself remains an Career Center’s Career Fair hap- same impression when standing around with about a essential part of seeking employment. pening in the past month, the re- half dozen other students listening to an IBM repre- The encouraging thing on campus is that as U-M cruiting season is now open. sentative talk about his firm, watched resumes change students we shouldn’t have to invent or exagger- Sure recruiters aren’t com- hands, and walked away feeling like I just wasted ate our stories. By no means, I am I telling anyone ing to campus to do students some time. to “Expect Respect” from potential employers but physical damage, but for those Many students now bemoan the task of having to institutional name recognition can’t hurt. Rather than seniors among us, many of “sell themselves.” Sure the phrase sounds demeaning, lament having to sell our skills, students here should whom are anxious about getting and maybe even vaguely sexual, but it’s actually an be encouraged by the fact that they have something into the proper graduate school honest depiction of what we have to do. We have to valuable to sell. Selling myself isn’t about knowing or securing that first job, the Adam show employers that we have something that justifies when to smile and nod; its about knowing how to tell whole, often impersonal, pro- paying us, a hopefully generous, salary. people how writing this column or tutoring economics cess involves getting shot down. Paul There’s a reason that Wall Street Journal columnist makes me perfect for the job they’re dangling. Honestly, getting dressed up in Sue Shellenbarger often uses that phrase enthusiasti- So buck up, and be ready to move when the head- our best suits to go pander to a cally in her column. Last year, she said to a stay-at- light shines on you. It’s confidence in my own value nameless representative to a big company or school is home dad returning to the workforce that “In inter- and a willingness to make it, not just muddle, through always going to be an awkward process. views, make selling yourself a first priority.” Sure, my the recruitment process that could make the difference Students have to feign enthusiasm for the achieve- friends think I am a great guy (or so they tell me) but between winding-up employed or left as road kill. ments and corporate culture of companies whose I strangers interviewing dozens of students in a day Oh, and anyone from IBM, if you’re reading, I’d names, like Aon Corporation or Shilo Industries (just don’t and will only give me a brief moment to show still take a job if you offered. MR try to guess which of these firms is an auto supplier), that I am. give no clue about the companies’ business. Simulta- “Like it or not, when it comes to job search we’re

■ No, I Will Not Make Out With You! Gender May Overshadow Policy in Clinton Campaign

ith the upcoming presiden- much in our society that we can look another is that policy issues are different Clinton’s major disadvantage, Wtial election, every college student beyond a person’s gender or race when from gender. which outweighs any sympathy for her holds the responsibility of researching considering their attributes? Although there are slightly more sex, is her historical reputation. Few the candidates. At a more basic level, No, not even close. People still ma- liberal women than conservative wom- people can or want to forget the hilari- we have to know what we believe and lign Clarence Thomas for being a black en, there is not a great discrepancy be- ous SNL episodes of the 1990s where desire in our government, and then conservative, praise Obama for being tween the two. Rather, what our parents Clinton was lampooned as the frigid see who matches a black liberal, and we are not color voted for is far more likely to influence wife of the libidinous president. Fur- up with that best. or gender-blind yet. Yet unlike race, what we ourselves vote for. So despite thermore, her actual political decisions What is striking feminism is not politically mutually ex- the gut feelings most women will cross do little to encourage a softer image, about this election clusive. You would be hard-pressed not when viewing Clinton’s name on the as she is not only regarded in a similar is that, for the first to find a woman on either end of the po- ballot, the majority of women continue vein by Washington politicos, but voted time, a plausible litical scale who did not feel that woman to vote based on policy, not on sex. in support of the Iraq War initiative. At female candidate is deserved the same choices the same. So How will men vote? I think it is this point, the Iraq War is the number running for Presi- how will this play into women’s collec- naïve not to assume that some consider- one issue for many voters, and the fact dent of the United tive outlook on Hillary Clinton? ation for her gender will come into play. that she is a liberal and supported it will States. According to the recent Charlie Rose Ironically, I do not believe that men will only work against her. As a woman, interview with Mark Penn, author of not vote for Hillary because she does Even Penn acknowledged that dur- indsey this sounds appeal- L Hillary’s biography and a campaign not wear a poodle skirt and get pinned ing the Charlie Rose interview, when ing. As a conserva- Dodge advisor, women will support Hillary (unlike her husband). I think that men he emphasized the changes Clinton has tive, realizing that because she is “one of their own.” In will vote for another candidate because made over the last 15 years. By avoiding the woman is Hill- his mind, policy issues and gender are she demonstrates masculine character- her past reputation as anathema, Penn ary Clinton is terrifying. The last thing inextricably linked. However, he raises istics that we do not want in a presi- inadvertently underlined how much I want is Bush, then Clinton, then Bush, a valid point, which is that 54 percent dent. Most people are thrilled that the Clinton has to overcome in the way then Clinton again. Yet the fact that she of voters are women, and yet there has Cowboy is finally being wrangled out of both men and women view her. MR is a woman always draws me back to never been a female president. Perhaps office. The last thing they are looking for considering how her gender will affect this is because there has never been is another stereotypically hard, impla- her role. Have we really progressed so a strong option like Clinton. Perhaps cable leader in the White House.

Colbert Shows His Primary Colors

By Adam Pascarella, ‘10 people joined the Facebook group, paign while recording his show. Addi- In the end, though, Colbert is most “1,000,000 Strong for Stephen Col- tionally, on the night he announced his likely entering in the political arena he outburst of chatter on the bert,” and bloggers stressed to write-in intentions, he unconsciously violated only to court more viewers for his show Tnetroots was particularly surpris- Colbert’s name on the primary ballots in campaign laws when he directed view- and to achieve more sales for his new ing on October 17, 2007. No, Al Gore other states. To put this enthusiasm into ers to download the South Carolina book, I Am America (And So Can You!). did not win another international peace perspective, it took over nine months Presidential Primary Petition on his With mixed reviews towards the book, prize, nor did Ron Paul gain a post- for Senator Obama’s Facebook group to show’s official website. Colbert will use his Presidential run to mortem endorsement from gain 350,000 members. Even if Colbert legally gets on the gain more name recognition throughout Milton Friedman. With ob- Although there is overwhelming Republican and Democrat ballots in the country. Staff vious glee spreading across passion to elect Colbert, a satirist with South Carolina, courting voters for an So all of you U-M students that Opinion his face and balloons fall- no political experience and no cam- allegedly faux campaign will be easier want to start a Students for Colbert club: ing from the studio ceiling, paign platform, his campaign could be said than done. Sure, some 18-25 year don’t waste your time. While Colbert’s comedian Stephen Colbert finished already. olds, the majority of his viewers but the efforts have admirably encouraged announced his candidacy for President The limitations of FEC election laws least dependable voters, have exhibited more young people to participate in of the United States on “The Colbert Re- will inflict punishment on Colbert’s excitement towards the campaign. But politics, it will be shocking to see him port.” Colbert later stated that he would campaign, especially since he cannot does Colbert really think that he can receive even 10 percent of the vote in only be on the Republican and Demo- promote his candidacy on “The Colbert convince older and more politically the South Carolina primary. MR crat ballot in his home state of South Report.” Because of equal time rules, he inclined South Carolinians to endorse a Carolina. Within five days, over 350,000 is strictly limited in promoting his cam- campaign that feels like a stunt? P. 6 10.23.07

nethe michigan ws. review

“Business” From Page 1 dents. “They recruit with us because the Ross graduates they have hired over the years have been exemplary performers who have added value to their organiza- tions,” said Cortone. “That’s why they continue to come and offer the jobs and salaries they do.” Likewise, Ross admission officials do not foresee a drop in the number of students who apply to the school. Since the Wall Street Journal list began, the business school has reacted with measured concern. Cortone

“No question, those words sting. We know that whatever behavior gave a few recruiters reason to comment in that vein is not representative of Ross. It’s certainly not representative of how the Office of Career Develop- ment counsels students to behave.” -Al Cortone, Dir. Office of Career Development & Student Affairs school and in the service we provide to our many con- tive coaching of students, “so that they represent them- stituents. So we’re asking recruiters what they think we selves and the school to the high standards that our re- said he thinks that the problem does not lie with the should do to make the process work better for them,” cruiters and everyone associated with Ross have come quality of the program, but the quality of the recruiter said Cortone. The Business School plans on improving to expect.” experience, and wants to take appropriate action to im- venue management during the period of transition into Next September, everyone will be able to see if prove this experience. their new building. these efforts pay off by yielding a higher ranking. MR “Everyone takes great pride in the reputation of the Additionally, Cortone said there will be more ac-

Falling Dollar Impacts Costs for Study-Abroad Students Students Advised to Plan Costs Ahead of Trips Abroad

By Adam Paul, ‘08 While Dickerman said that students Economy, agrees that projections look a separate fee, other than the $1 fee for do a decent job of planning for cost dif- unchanged for the coming months. With use of other banks ATM, but users are ach year, students are shocked ferences, she explained, “There is always the exception of China, exception for the charged a 1% fee by Visa. TCF Bank Ethat the price of just about every- some sticker shock. Until you get to a China which heavily controls the value charges a 3% international service fee for thing has gone up. They aren’t getting place it’s hard to judge.” Dickerman rec- of its currency, the dollar has lost value all interactions made abroad. their tuition bill, they have gone abroad. ommends that students save before go- against most currencies. “If you are going to be gone for a In the past several years, the value of the ing abroad, talk with returning students, “When you are talking about for- whole semester or a whole year, these US dollar has dropped against a number and realize that they will want to spend eign exchange rates are prone to change differences can really add up. It’s impor- of other currencies worldwide. As of this money on things like travel and muse- quickly and without notice, so it’s dan- tant to check out and cost these options,” publication, it costs more than $2US to um trips that they would probably not gerous to extrapolate too far,” he quali- said Adams. buy £1 and even the Canadian dollar is be spending if they were in Ann Arbor. fied. Dickerman explained that some stu- trading at close to one-to-one with the While Dickerman did say that there Adams recommends that students dents make up for a falling dollar by try- $US. has been a rise in students going to des- planning on studying abroad focus on ing to cut costs while abroad. She cited tinations outside western Europe, where the way they obtain foreign currency. He the example of a female student living exchange rate declines in the dollar have stressed that options from ATM cards, in the UK who switched to eating a lot How changes in exchange been most pronounced, that factors other travelers checks, or converting cash each more oatmeal and pasta to save on food rates have quietly raised the than cost may drive those decisions. have different fees. Dickerman agreed costs. Dickerman said cost may have less saying that bank fees vary widely across “The good news is that U-M is more price of studying abroad. impact on a choice of location and more banks and often change. For example, supportive and making it easier to get on the choice to go abroad in general. the U-M Credit Union does not charge abroad,” said Dickerman. MR “I worry that For many students, these changes in rather than exchange have little impact, but for the think of less more than 2,000 students who go abroad e x p e n s i v e every year through the University, in- destinations cluding the approximately 600 students that students who go abroad on programs sponsored may not go at by the Office of International Programs all.” Dicker- (OIP), these changes can make a big dif- man said that ference. she believes “I am horrified with what’s happen- that the cur- ing to the dollar. We are at a point on rent dip in the campus where there is more encourage- US exchange ment and moral support to go abroad, rate is likely to but it’s also the time that the dollar has continue for gone south,” said Dr. Carol Dickerman, some time. Director of the Office of International Professor Programs. Adding to the problem, Dick- Jim Adams erman pointed out that OIP has no room of the De- in next semester’s budget to offer schol- partment of arships to students going abroad. Finan- Economics, cial aid will still be available through the who teaches Office of Financial Aid and a student’s a course on college or department. the European 10.23.07 P. 7

nethe michigan ws. review GOP Hopefuls Gather in Dearborn for Debate By Michael O’Brien, Editor-in-Chief

Dearborn, MI

he nine Republican presidential candi- Tdates descended on Dearborn, Michigan on October 9 to engage in an official debate, angling for votes in the high-stakes Michigan primary. The debate was a highly anticipated first for for- mer Senator Fred Thompson of Tennessee, and it focused heavily on economic issues. The two-hour debate was broadcast on CNBC and later on MSNBC, and was moderated by Chris Matthews and Maria Bartiromo. The Republican candidates commented on the state economy, which has the highest unem- ployment rate in the country, and underwent a recent budget crisis from which a tax increase re- sulted. “It’s inexcusable that Michigan is undergo- ing a one-state recession,” said Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts governor who was raised in Michigan. “[F]or me, Michigan is personal. I’m going to go to work to help Michigan.” “A president can’t be an economic forecast- er,” said former New York City Mayor Rudy Giu- liani. “So the reality is a president has to work on the fundamentals…Keep taxes low. Keep regula- Jonny Slemrod/The Michigan Review Republicans gather with Michigan GOP Chairman Saul Anuzis before the debate in Dearborn. tions moderate. Keep spending under control.” “One of the big problems right here in De- troit,” Sen. John McCain (Ariz.) said, is that “be- lines, and, overall, I think he did very well.” There was one relatively heated exchange between fore they turn a wrench on a new car, it’s a $1,700 Oakland County Sheriff and 2006 Senate candidate widely considered frontrunners Mitt Romney and Rudy legacy cost for health care for their retired em- Mike Bouchard was in the spin room following the de- Giuliani over who was more fiscally conservative. Each ployees.” bate, representing the Romney campaign. “I think [Rom- claimed to have kept spending lower during their respec- Former Governor Mike Huckabee of Arkan- ney will] have much greater connection to the Michigan tive tenures in office. “The place we differ is on the line- sas was one of the few candidates to use populist issues and the manufacturing issues,” Bouchard said. item veto,” Romney said of Giuliani. “I’d have never gone rhetoric on economic issues. “For many people on “This isn’t an abstract thing for Governor Romney. This is to the Supreme Court and said it’s unconstitutional.” this stage, the economy’s doing terrifically well, a real thing that is affecting friends and families.” “If I had let President Clinton take $250 million away but for a lot of Americans it’s not doing so well,” This debate was filled with sharper jabs than had pre- from the people of my city illegally and unconstitution- Huckabee said. “People who handle the bags and viously peppered the previous ones. ally, I wouldn’t have been much of a mayor,” Giuliani make the beds at our hotels and serve the food— Congressman Ron Paul, who is considered more of shot back. many of them are having to work two jobs.” a libertarian Republican, continued insisting, contrary to The most interesting exchange came towards the end For many, the debate was noteworthy be- his opponents in the primary, that the United States was of the evening, between Governor Romney and Senator cause it was the first for Senator Fred Thompson wrong to invade Iraq. Thompson. (Tenn.), who had delayed his candidacy since One heated exchange came when Paul claimed there The debates, Romney said, “are a lot like Law & Or- toying with the idea in the spring. has not been any imminent attack on the United States in der,” the show where Fred Thompson most recently ap- “I think he probably exceeded expectations 220 years. “The thought that the Iranians could pose an peared. “It has a huge cast, it seems to go on forever, and in the sense that he handled himself very well,” imminent attack on the United States is preposterous,” Fred Thompson shows up at the end.” said Saul Anuzis, the chairman of the Michigan Paul said. “And to think, I thought I was going to be the best ac- Republican Party. “He clearly got more comfort- “I don’t know where [Congressman Paul] was on Sep- tor on the stage,” Thompson replied, to laughter. MR able as it went through. I think he had some good tember 11,” Giuliani responded, to audience applause.

Former FBI Official Speaks on Hillary Clinton Conservative Critic Goes on the Offensive Against Campus Progressives pointed officials from those years as being simply the a time to learn and be open minded. Yet, he lamented, By Nathan Stano, ‘11 best and the brightest at the time, more polite, better many of the professors and administrators of colleges dressed, and better smelling. around the nation have set up roadblocks against con- ary Aldrich, a former FBI Agent who served He then moved on to the Clintons. An antagonis- servative thought, in an attempt to stamp out ideas Gin the White House, provided strong encourage- tic relationship with the Clintons began before they like capitalism and individualism, abuses that are well ment to young conservative students on campus earlier arrived in DC. Whereas previous administrations sub- documented by organizations like the Foundation for this month. “Stand up, speak up, and don’t let a GPA mitted lists of personnel to receive security clearance Individual Rights in Education (FIRE). get in the way of free speech,” Aldrich advised conser- shortly after winning election, the Clintons waited until “I encourage you to raise hell,” he said, but not the vative students at U-M. Christmas to submit the list, giving the FBI five days way violent radical leftists have done. He told them to Aldrich spoke earlier this month at an event called to clear all the nominees. This proved impossible, and raise hell by continuing to resist pressure to conform “Hillary Clinton: Exposed” hosted by the College Re- President Clinton demanded people without clearance to the leftist ideology of the campus, continuing to be publicans. Leaders of the College Democrats later char- be let through. critical and skeptical. He advised any student unable to acterized the speech, in a letter to the Michigan Daily, Aldrich felt that those people who were cleared exercise their right to free speech to call him, and he’d as part of smear campaign by the College Republicans. had dubious backgrounds. Many were part of radi- come to their aid with a lawyer and Rush Limbaugh. Aldrich used most of his speech to detail his own cal groups during the sixties, such as the Students for It certainly says something about the character of experiences as an FBI Agent at the White House. It’s a a Democratic Society’s offshoot The Weather Under- politics these days when any speaker specifically re- journey he detailed in his book Unlimited Access: An ground, most well known for blowing up an apartment marks at the end of his speech that he was surprised FBI Agent Inside the Clinton White House. in Greenwich Village. The backgrounds of the appoin- that he was not in some way interrupted. With the re- In his lecture, he sprinkled anecdotes about his tees alarmed the FBI agents that they went to Con- cent “Don’t Tase Me Bro”-gate and many other fairly experiences in the Reagan, Bush, and Clinton White gress in secret after FBI higher-ups refused to cross the recent instances of speakers who have been silenced, Houses along with his own interpretations of current Clintons. He also stated that many Clinton appointees like the leader of the Minutemen when he spoke at Co- politics and the upcoming election. His days at the viewed the FBI as a symbol of the old rules, old rules to lumbia, the fact that speakers must brace themselves White House began under Ronald Reagan, and he made be done away with. against loud-mouthed student protest is unsettling, to it quite clear that the Reagan and Bush administrations Switching gears, Aldrich had advice for the stu- say the least. MR “restored [his] faith in government.” He described ap- dents gathered there. He told students that college was P. 8 10.23.07

nethe michigan ws. review University Resources Seek Out Mental Health Problems

By Alexa Dent, ‘11 to call the office or stop by in person. hats, and flash drives A diverse staff offers help that fits were distributed. Pier- ince the aftermath of the Vir- the student’s comfort level. Because point Commons held Sginia Tech massacre, many universi- students are worried about what oth- a similar event Oct. 24. ties are reevaluating their mental health ers may think, asking for help doesn’t The website, at MiTalk. and counseling services. The University always have to be verbal— it can be as org, is going to begin of Michigan has always been conscious simple as checking a box on a piece of running in January of these necessary health services and paper. 2008. has not needed to make drastic changes “Students should not be scared The goal of this to these departments. However, the to discuss problems or be afraid. It is site is to create a “com- University was planning on expanding something we deal with daily,” says Dr. munity of caring” and their services long before the events of Chrisitine Asidao, Ph.D., also a director to help anyone at the last April. of CAPS. The crisis can be defined with University of Michigan “College students’ mental health is- questions and paperwork to further pro- to become informed sues range from developmental to emer- tect the student’s comfort. “We respect or to help others in re- gencies. the students’ desire for privacy,” says gards to problems they Sometimes it is assisted by a profes- Dr. Asidao. may have with issues sional, but a friend or classmate often The Psych Clinic, from the Depart- ranging from the hard- helps as well—you don’t have to be a ment of Psychology, is a mental health to-handle stress of col- professional to help. U-M covers every- agency that allows graduate students of lege to life-threatening thing,” notes Dr. Todd Sevig, Ph.D., di- psychology to offer help to students. U- difficulties. Screenings rector of Counseling and Psychological M has also developed a Depression Cen- and information will Services (CAPS). ter, which is the first of its kind. be provided. Students The University is focusing on trying “We also have the hospital, which can learn from other to help students and staff to be more in- allows problems to be addressed from a students’ stories and formed about mental health and know clinical perspective,” says Dr. Sevig. be educated through that it is normal to have questions or In the staff training that all RAs re- interactive modules Austyn Foster/The Michigan Review problems. “It is important for students to ceive, mental health is a topic that is —suitable for iPods for define the crisis themselves. To do this, covered thoroughly. U-M provides this those on the go. they must become aware of others and intensive training so that they can make “It is for their personal benefit and is U-M is taking full advantage by set- help their peers receive help,” he adds, the community safer and more comfort- private. It cannot be seen by anyone ex- ting new goals for their programs that “because they are the ones that know the able for each student. cept that person,” says Dr. Asidao. She are sure to be noticed. The brochure has inside scoop.” Furthermore, CAPS provides train- stresses that any service is confidential. been redesigned and more important in- Students are able to contact the Uni- ing in Question, Persuade, and Refer The positive effects following a trag- formation has been added to increase the versity Health Services (UHS) or CAPS (QPR) is “a behavioral intervention ic event such as Virginia Tech is its abil- current 3,000 students that have already and receive help from a professional for which will provide you with the tools” ity to evoke conversations around the requested services each year. There have free—no insurance or money is neces- to question, persuade, and refer students country and allow people to ask ques- small changes since Virginia Teach, but sary to get help. These professionals with suicidal thoughts. tions, and discuss issues that may have U-M’s programs were set in place well may offer suggestions and ask specific CAPS’s new “Do Something” cam- been latent before. It has provided a clear before—not as a response. MR questions to ascertain the severity of the paign kicked-off Oct. 17 in the basement need to change mental health services to problem. A student has both the option of the Michigan Union. Free t-shirts, better serve students.

New York Times Survey Yields Results on U-M Experience

By Erika Lee, ‘11 experiencing the diverse student body, culture, classes, and resources. The same answer did not have a domi- hile the freshmen recover from the lin- nant place in the national poll, or in the Reed and Penn Results @ Michigan Wgering memory of the frantic college admission alumni survey. process, the alumni can offer them some retrospective “This university took such a leadership role in the wisdom that the undergrads have yet to gain. admissions lawsuits [regarding affirmative action] that In hopes of gaining such insight, the New York Times ultimately went to the Supreme Court,” said Malinda and MTVU conducted a survey over this summer on Matny, Ph.D, a senior research associate for the Division Q: Do you think that a 500 Michigan alumni and 473 University of Pennsyl- of Student Affairs in an e-mail. “It is possible that many vania alumni from the class of 2002, 381 Reed College students were attracted to the University of Michigan college education is necessary Alumni from the class of 2001 to 2003, and 271 people precisely because of its advocacy for a diverse student for a person to be successful at who were randomly chosen graduates. population.” their work? The survey asked which factors influenced the Such diversity may intimidate the freshmen com- Alumni’s choice of college and how satisfactory their ing into U-M. They may be overwhelmed by the wide college experience was. variety of options available to them since preparing for 69% Necessary 96 percent of Michigan Alumni who took the sur- college often means getting into one, rather than learn- vey rated their overall experience in college as “good” ing how to explore options or strike a balance once 31% Not Necessary or “excellent.” This is a good reflection of the national there. poll results, where 93 percent responded their experi- “Perhaps we should be spending a little less time ence was good or excellent. coaching and cajoling high-school students about how As to the question of whether college was worth to get into college, or even how to identify that mythical the money, 84 percent of Michigan alumni responded ‘right’ college,” offered Jacques Steinberg in an article Q: Do the U.S. News that it was worthwhile. Michigan is one of the most for the New York Times. expensive public colleges in the country, and this per- “Both the Office of New Student Program (ONSP) rankings of the undergradu- centage is slightly lower than that of the national poll and the Office of Undergraduate Admissions stress ate college you attended seem results (89%). that admission to Michigan is not a prize to be won but When asked about what their biggest regrets are a match to be made,” said Ann Hower, Ph.D, the direc- more or less important now and what they would do differently, the answer with tor of ONSP. than it did when you were ap- the highest response was “nothing.” She also added that “on the online student evalu- The runner-up answers offer words of wisdom on ation many mention academics, the size of the cam- plying to college? how to best take advantage of college experience. Many pus and meeting other people (including living with said they would do more extracurricular if they could a roommate) [as their concerns] so we definitely ac- 20% More Important relive their college days. Another 10 percent responded knowledge the importance of the social transition, as they regret not taking advantage of school resources well as the academic.” MR 46% Same and not diversifying their classes. 30% Less Important Diversity appeared repreatedly throughout Michi- gan alumni responses. 30 percent of the alumni re- 3% Not Applicable sponded that the best part of going to Michigan was 10.23.07 P. 9

nethe michigan ws. review Social Conservatives Remain Active on Campus

By Adam Pascarella, ‘10 universities across the country. fetuses in order to show the brutal Lutheran parish, however. “It is really disturbing what he is consequences of pro-choice views. De- “About a dozen undergraduate stu- n the hot and sticky summer dents show up to weekly sermons and Odays during the Ann Arbor Art Campus Crusade for Christ holds weekly Bible studies in the major- about another dozen are registered pa- Fair, Rev. Don Nuendorf and other vol- rishioners. In general, we do not have unteers make the trek from the St. Paul ity of the dormitories and a fall retreat for all U-M students. While close relations with campus,” said Nu- Lutheran Church to the Diag in order to membership has slightly decreased, Ardle has faith that the club is endorf. distribute bottled water to the parched at the low point of a constant participation cycle. Much of this may be due to a lack art-goers. of Lutherans on a campus where other “It seems like the compassionate mainline sects dominate, in addition to thing to do,” he said. “Without street saying. I encourage everyone at U-M to nyer stated that his group is different, the location of St. Paul relative to cam- corner testimony or soapbox persuasion not judge our organization based on Ve- though. pus. The two campus-area Catholic par- like other churches, we simply try to nyah’s actions” said Dave Denyer, Presi- “It is true that in many cases, we are ishes, both on or near State Street, enjoy comfort our guests.” dent of Students for Life at U-M. the minority on campus. But we can’t high rates of student attendance, and the On the back of the water bottles is Students for Life, an organization blame anyone that’s pro-choice. We U-M Hillel on Hill Street is the second a label containing the church’s location dedicated to defending life from concep- can’t judge them, since they have been largest student organization on campus. and an explanation of their Christian tion until death, propagates its message brought up differently,” said Denyer. These larger religious entities are able faith. If he is ever asked about the label, by holding events on campus, such as While the social conservative and to link students who are interested to Nuendorf replies with a message of reci- chalking 4000 hearts on the Diag to sym- religious club membership may be lack- socially conservative movements, from procity. bolize the number of abortions that oc- ing at U-M, religious students are in pro-life movements at St. Thomas Cath- “Since God has been so generous to cur every day. The group also travels to abundance. According to a recent study olic Church to the American Movement us, we acknowledge his charity and give Washington, D.C. every year to protest of over 100,000 American students by for Israel through the Hillel. to you,” he declares to the thankful visi- the Roe v. Wade Supreme Court decision. UCLA, 79 percent of college freshmen Perhaps there is strength in num- tors. Some pro-life organizations across believe in God or some type of higher bers. Either way, there exist plenty of av- While Ann Arbor may have a repu- the country have vigorously protest- power, 69 percent frequently pray, and enues leading to conservative activism tation as a predominantly secular and ed against abortion rights activists at 81 percent attend weekly religious ser- at U-M. MR liberal city, social conservatives, with the Planned Parenthood clinics. Some pro- vices. help of community churches and stu- testors use graphic pictures of aborted Nuendorf sees a different story at his dent religious organizations, comprise a small group that makes their presence known on campus. Over 48 religious clubs exist on campus, in addition to 111 churches, synagogues and mosques in Ann Arbor. Nate Ardle is the director of the Campus Crusade for Christ, one of the largest Christian organizations at U-M with 300 total members. Although the club’s official mission statement strives to “turn lost students into Christ-cen- tered laborers,” Ardle insists that the group’s purpose is to reinvigorate Christ’s message in people that have strayed from the word of God. “A lot of students walk away from Christ because they never truly held their views in the first place,” said Ar- dle. “However, once they realize what Jesus’ message is, many walk back to their faith and begin to believe in Jesus for the first time even though they may have grown up Christians. Our group is here to facilitate this discovery and give a Biblical understanding of who Jesus was.” The Campus Crusade for Christ holds weekly Bible studies in the major- ity of the dormitories and a fall retreat for all U-M students. While member- ship has slightly decreased, Ardle has faith that the club is at the low point of a constant participation cycle. There may be other answers, how- ever. The recent release of the docu- mentary “Jesus Camp” has brought extra scrutiny throughout the country towards evangelical Christianity. The documentary follows an evangelical summer camp for children in which camp leaders claim that children must free themselves from moral degrada- tion in order to contribute to an “Army of God.” Closer to home, the actions of activ- ist Michael Venyah of the Soulwinners Ministry may have marginalized so- cial conservatives on campus. Venyah is must notably known for his extreme rhetoric in which he claims that “No homos go to heaven.” A regular on campus, Venyah has also claimed that people that participate in intercourse outside of marriage are doomed to hell. He has stated that he is committed to continue preaching his message to P. 10 10.23.07

artsthe michigan & review culture. Campus Corner HBO Show on Sex Has a Little Too Much Reality

By Lindsey Dodge, ‘10 fortable. The camera lingers on these This does not a healthy relationship scenes, not to titillate or arouse, but to make, which the show explains by guid- We Have he hype around HBO’s new capture the routine and reality of these ing them all towards therapy. Yet much Tseries “Tell Me You Love Me” couples’ sexual relationships. Unfor- of the couples’ actions are assumed has mainly circled around sex—and tunately, this puts the audience in the and never explained at all. The reason Homecoming? this show has a lot of it. The sex is not position of watching this really boring, why Palek and Carolyn want a child is intended to be sexy, either. What is awkward sex. No one wants to watch unclear, and seems inadvisable consid- Seriously? motivating the series is a quest for gritty that; in fact, it is what most of us desper- ering where they are as a couple. realism, and the writers and producers ately want to avoid. The word “love” is also thrown have certainly succeeded in that. How- The problem, and crux of the series, around with no meaning whatsoever. By Rebecca Christy, ‘08 ever, the question remains, is reality appears to be the lack of communica- The characters, in particular the men, really that entertaining? tion in all the couples. It is often painful bandy it about as a band-aid for deep- hen I had a bad hair day or The series vacillates between the to observe how passive-aggressive and set issues in the relationship. This must Wwas feeling fat during my se- intimate struggles of three couples, and uncommunicative the characters are be intended as satire, but the problem nior year of high school, I found sol- their eventual turn to therapy to resolve with viewing this show as a satire is that ace in the fact that I was nominated their issues. All the age groups are cov- despite how “real” a depiction of life is for Homecoming Queen. Beyond ered. There is the extremely passionate intended, it is hard to believe that most that little self esteem booster, the engaged couple in their twenties, Hugo people are so completely unskilled with extent to which the experience was (Luke Farrell Kirby) and Jamie (Michelle confrontation. These are not college beneficial was minimal. The process Borth). Their relationship is comprised students just learning how to be in an often appears frivolous even though of sex, sex, doubts about Hugo’s fidelity, intimate relationship. These are middle- it is a well established tradition at and then more sex, on the hardwood aged men and women struggling to high schools around the nation. floor. Then there is the power-couple even speak to each other about anything While it is often portrayed as a in their thirties, Carolyn (Sonya Wal- unpleasant. The situations presented beauty contest, at least at the high ger) and Palek (Adam Scott), who are Courtesy HBO appear too far-fetched to be completely school level there is a possibility that obsessively and unsuccessfully trying objective reality. people may actually incorporate a to conceive. Dave (Tim DeKay) and in their relationships. Contributing to It could be argued that this type of candidate’s personality into their Katie (Allie Walker) are the parents in this is the actors’ inability to speak in representation is essential to TV view- vote. With around 24,000 under- Standard Atlantic Dialect, instead mum- ers, as it balances out the superficial, graduate students at the University bling the majority of their lines. The idea fluffed-up characters apparent on shows of Michigan the possibility to vote Tell Me You Love Me that this is what most relationships are such as “The Hills” or “Gossip Girl,” for someone on anything but their like, and that this show is in search of in a way that only HBO can do. How- looks is unfeasible. lacks the entertainment “reality,” makes it understandable why ever, those shows are some of the most By the way was anyone aware many college students avoid intimate popular on television because they are that U-M had a Homecoming king value to become a show relationships altogether. entertaining fantasy. Look at the most and queen this year? MSA spent that people sit down and This theme of people not com- successful shows that have run: “Sex $5,000 to revive the Homecoming municating their emotions is repeated and the City,” “Friends,” “ER,” even “I tradition after an eleven year hia- watch every week, even throughout the series. When Jamie Love Lucy.” Each of these was on the air tus. During the crowning ceremony, in spite of gratuitous sex overhears and confronts Hugo dismiss- for a long time because they achieved Seniors Phil Drazewski and Gabri- ing the commitment aspect of their the balance between deep, meaningful elle Sims won due to the fact that scenes. future marriage, he responds, “Let’s not connections with the characters and they exhibit what it means to be a talk about it.” When Dave and Katie’s humor that spoke to their generation. “Wolverine.” Were students really daughter gets her period far too early Not only does “Tell Me You Love expected to make a well informed their forties, so caught up in their roles for her age, Katie fumbles around for Me” fail to create sympathetic charac- decision on a homecoming king and as parents that they have neglected and words and then says, “do nothing.” ters, it is completely devoid of humor. queen based on their ability to dis- ignored their role as lovers. Lastly, there Carolyn and Palek’s relationship builds Although, perhaps, it can be appreciat- play characteristics of a Wolverine? is the therapist they all turn to, Dr. May deceit on top of deceit, first with not in- ed artistically, it lacks the entertainment Many Americans can’t even do that Foster (Jane Alexander), who, in her six- forming their family that they are trying value to become a show that people sit when voting for a president. ties, still has a very fulfilling sex life and for a baby, then with Carolyn getting down and watch every week, even in Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for career. (Of course.) fertility testing without Palek, and so spite of gratuitous sex scenes. MR school spirit. I wouldn’t be a student The key to the show is not the sex, forth. Everyone’s reaction to confronta- at this university if I didn’t have which is mostly distracting and uncom- tion is to avoid it at all costs. pride in long-standing tradition. I appreciate the efforts that MSA has taken to provide a sense of commu- The Michigan nity on campus; I just think there are ways to improve the long standing Michigan’s Secret Garden Review’s traditions we already have. Before Michigan spends $5,000 to have a Matthaei Preserve Awaits Students from U-M Homecoming parade at 3:00 p.m. Arts on a Thursday, we should actually try to bolster school spirit on the na- By Andrea Sofian, ‘08 should come [to Matthaei] such as the Gateway and & tional stage. Hands down, Michigan for the same reason that Perennial Gardens, and it is Stadium is the first place to start. nn Arbor has a lot anyone else should come. For very easy to park here,” says Culture I’d rather see MSA spending Ato offer. The downtown recreation [and] rejuvenation, Wolf. The parking is impor- their money to give out Maize and area, with its variety of res- it’s a beautiful place to walk tant since getting there will Section: Blue towels for the Ohio State game taurants, bars, and entertain- and take pictures,” said Mat- probably require a car. For where we can receive recognition ment, are the usual hang-outs thaei Development Associate people without a car, it is an for pride in our school in front of during students’ free time. Joan Wolf. She added that opportunity to experience millions of television viewers. Since Yet, few U-M students have students get into the grounds something new with a friend apparently an e-mail along with a heard of, let alone visited, the and conservatory for free. with a car. reminder right on the ticket isn’t Matthaei Botanical Gardens, With its many trails, It can always be refresh- enough to get a legitimate Maize a parkland in northeast Ann gardens, and opportunities to ing to get away from the rush 75% Out, we could even use the money to Arbor which is actually affili- learn about ecology and the of classes and campus itself, hand out cheap shirts at the game. ated with the University and environment, MBG is a place and going to MBG can help Unarguably, MSA is spot-on in the Nichols Arboretum. for nature lovers. It could be relieve your stress and help the belief that Michigan could im- “The only reason why a new destination for a date. you forget about everything Less prove on their school spirit. Every I knew about the botanical There are significant dif- that is going on for awhile. Saturday, I am impressed by schools garden was because I was ferences between MBG and For more information Pretentious such who organize coordinate stu- required to go there for my the Arb, beyond the simple about Matthaei Botanical dents to form a prominent letter in biology class,” says LSA fact that one is on campus Gardens, such as directions, the stands or wear one solid college. Senior Cecilia Luu. and the other is in the coun- hours, and events, you can than other Both of these options require simple Perhaps, though, it is try. go to their website at www. campus creativity, not funds. MR time for more students learn “There is a different mbgna.umich.edu. MR about this unique place. landscape at Matthaei. There publications “I think [students] are more formal gardens 10.23.07 P. 11

artsthe michigan & review culture. New Coulter Book Falls Flat

By Marie Cour, ‘08 The book is filled with quotations from Ann Coul- might occasionally elicit a response, as a whole, they ter’s columns, television appearances, and interviews. are simply throw-away lines not worth remembering. nn Coulter’s new book, If Democrats Had She selected the comments that have garnered her the The only new material in the book is a short intro- AAny Brains, They’d Be Republicans, is much like most attention in the past ten years and some of the duction and brief comments at the beginning of each many of her other books. She attacks liberals through- wittier lines that have gone unnoticed. The comments chapter. This does help to unify the seeming random out the country, she made about John Edwards and Bill Clinton, calling and her usual them homosexuals, for example, are featured, as well targets, such as as other comments she’s made in such venues as cable This book removes all substance. Katie Couric, news. Without context, the material is inef- Ted Kennedy, As a whole, however, this book is a disappoint- fective, and it reads like a joke book and the Clin- ment because it is simply an encyclopedia of Coulter’s tons, appear favorite insults. She is a polemical writer who takes appropriate for a first grader. in this book as some liberties with her arguments, but she is appeal- well. In fact, the ing precisely because she is controversial. Neverthe- ultimate point less, her books always have a larger point and some collection of quotes. In the introduction to this book, of this book is to carefully detailed research. Indeed, the lines that have she argues that the book was designed to demonstrate argue the same gained her the most attention usually follow fairly stan- to young conservatives and the “mainstream media” thing that she dard conservative arguments. By focusing on lines the that the proliferation of media, such as the internet or has argued in political humor, she undermines any credibility of her talk radio, provides conservatives with access that they her other books serious commentary. were previously lacking. She uses this book, a “best- or weekly col- The most significant shortcoming of the book is of” Ann Coulter insults, to demonstrate that those who umns: liberals that Coulter does not mix the acerbic comments with have predicted the end of her career have simply been are irrational, real commentary. This book removes all substance. wrong. Ironically, however, the book which chronicles shrill, unpatri- Without context, the material is ineffective, and it reads her most scandalous moments will almost certainly not otic, stupid, and like a joke book appropriate for a first grader. There get her any attention. MR morally weak. is one “funny” line after another. And although these

Protestors Out to Break Ann Arbor’s Comfort Zone

By Cherri Buijk, ‘11

ou have probably seen them. Every weekday from five to six, Ythey’re out on the streets, so long as it is not raining. “That’s only because of the cardboard,” one man said, turning around from behind the giant sign he was holding on the corner of Liberty and Fifth. On campus, they’re commonly referred to as “the war protesters,” or “those people with the signs.” Some students scoff at them, most ignore them. They are a puzzle for many students and residents. Why would anyone spend so much time protesting a war in a town where signs that read “Impeach Bush” stick out of every third lawn? Libby Hunter, the founding member of the group, was glad to answer this question. On March 6, 2006, Hunter read an article on the progressive website Com- monDreams.org. The article critiqued the comforts of Internet debate and the outraged voices confined to its blogs, insisting that protest was is dire need of being taking to the streets. Hunter found that critique strikingly applicable to Ann Arbor. Having returned to the city in 2003 after living thirty years in Boston, she felt the need to reawaken just that kind of protest in a place where, in the 1960’s, it once existed with such vitality. The last thirty years have seen Ann Arbor become too comfortable, Hunt- er said, claiming that is now a city of wealthy elites and “ruling class conser- vatives.” So Hunter took to the streets: she got a sign, stood out on the corner, and sought to give public voice to her beliefs. Soon she was joined by several oth- ers. But Hunter is no simple war protester. Her biggest concern is the control of the media, and for that, she’s convinced that the current times even more disconcerting than the 1960s. “Four major corporations control the media now,” said Hunter. “Twenty- five years ago, 2,000 companies owned our mainstream media.” For Hunter, this is not a matter of partisanship— this is a problem with its foundations in a wealthy elite. “They have control over everything right now. The government is no lon- ger by and for the people,” she said. Citing social and economic problems in west Michigan’s Benton Harbor, Hunter decries what she believes to be gaping holes in media coverage of racial, criminal justice, and poverty issues. In an effort to fill in those gaps, Hunter is initiating screenings of progressive films in the Ann Arbor area, and would like to use progressive businesses as venues. And, of course, she www.michiganreview.com continues her street protest every weekday. No matter what one’s politics may be, there’s something to be respected in Hunter’s efforts. She and those who accompany her on an Ann Arbor street corner are a reminder that, though it may keep things from being too uncom- fortable, a society cannot be progressive by way of lawn signs and bumper stickers alone. MR P. 12 10.23.07

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A few questions for... Ron Paul ...as told to Michael O’Brien

Why did you choose the University of Michi- gan for your speech after the rally?

I think they chose us. They asked us and said, “We have a group here that’s really enthusiastic,” and we were in town.

I thought, “Well, they’ve been inviting me, and they wanted me to come, and they said there was a lot of support on campus,” so, since we were here, we decided to Kristen Hermanson/The Michigan Review go to Ann Arbor as Ron Paul addresses campus during his October 9 visit. well.

What are the issues you think make Paul Brings Unconventional you so appealing to the younger vot- ers you seem to Message to Campus have attracted? By Brian Biglin, ‘08 against, people’s actions, even if sage. Most of them tell they are condemnable actions that “Something big is going on, me honest answers, EPUBLICAN PRESIDEN- others don’t approve of, is the cen- which no one understands yet,” defense of the RTIAL CANDIDATE Ron Paul tral aspect of freedom of choice, said Paul. “This is a continuation constitution. brought his populist, anti-war Paul said. of a peaceful revolution, an experi- campaign to the Diag on Tuesday, Paul called the income tax an ment which started 220 years ago,” They like personal liberty, and the fact that I’ll pro- October 9th, in an appearance evil notion that assumes that the he added, referring to his back-to- tect the internet—I won’t tax the internet. before thousands gathered on U- government owns an individual’s basics, constitutionalist approach. M’s most prominent square. life, which elicited a strong response Makris said that Paul’s appear- They like the fact that I tell them they can get out of Students for Paul Co-Chair- from the throng. He said that the ance has put his campaign in a Social Security if I had my way. man Alex Makris ‘08 said that easy solution to Michigan’s eco- much better position at U-M. Earlier police estimated a crowd of over nomic problems is the same recipe in the fall, Students for Paul repre- They hate the War and they don’t like the idea that 2,000 on the Diag. Planners of the that will work for others states: less sentatives struggled to overcome a the War is spreading. They know that they’re going event hoped to reach or top the taxation and less regulation. lack of name recognition when they to have to pay for it, and, all of a sudden, they’re in- 1,600 attendance seen at Paul’s Much of Paul’s speech featured campaigned outside of Michigan terested especially when I talk about who owns one’s appearance in Nashville; given him delving into his controversial Stadium. Since the speech, there is life and how there should never be a military draft. If that they exceeded that number, views on the economy; he decried a buzz about Paul, and the Students we’re threatened, we should all join in the fight, and and drew a diverse mix of people the long-standing Federal Reserve for Paul are receiving many new in- not put the burden on 18 and 19 and 20-year-olds. with many strong supporters in system, interest rates, the printing quiries, Makris said. MR And I think all those added up to say that a free so- the crowd, the event was a great of money, and the entire monetary ciety based on the Constitution is very popular, and success, Makris said. system. He said that the system in they’re supporting us. Showing up over a half-hour and of itself supports the ongoing late following a debate in Dear- growth of the government, and What do you make of some claims by critics born, Paul repeatedly called for contributes to harmful inflation, who say that a number of antiwar liberals greater emphasis on freedom of declines in real income, the cur- have jumped on your campaign because you choice, self-reliance, and responsi- rent dollar crisis, and the transfer of are the “antiwar” Republican? bility in America. He said that all wealth from the middle classes to of America’s complex problems, the upper classes. Well I would say that if that’s the case, that maybe from a spreading war on terror- “He explained that he doesn’t you’d have to ask them if they believe in a “big tent.” ism to an alleged monetary crisis, want to get rid of the Federal Re- So if we can bring disgruntled Republicans, inde- could be solved by looking to the serve, but [wants to] introduce com- pendents, and Democrats into our fold because the constitution. petition or at least an audit,” said Democrats offer nothing on foreign policy—it’s just “We’re in so much trouble be- Makris, clarifying Paul’s rhetoric. the same old stuff that we have today—then I would cause we don’t listen to the consti- The concluding minutes of say they should welcome me because we’re tapping tution,” said Paul. Paul’s featured abstract, populist into a source of votes that, so far, they haven’t made The Texas congressmen rhetoric. He restated his belief that any inroads in. called for an end to overseas the constitution will solve all prob- spending, although the terms lems, and said that he is running on The Michigan Democratic primary seems to he spoke in made it unclear if he the things he does not want to do. have dissipated. Michigan election laws call wants to reduce or completely cut “I don’t want to run your life, I for an open primary. Do you think, perhaps, off spending. He suggested that don’t want to run the economy— I you’ll try to court those Democratic voters who bringing this money back to the don’t know how to run the econo- are against the war? states could make Americans sig- my,” said Paul. In these matters, nificantly better off. and in overseas affairs, Paul said Well, most of this stuff comes about naturally. If they “This is not an empire, but a “we ought to mind our own busi- hear my message, a lot of them will make up their republic,” said Paul, adding the ness.” own mind, and the message is always courting ev- common refrain that America is Responding to those who be- erybody. So hopefully, that’ll maybe work out to our not the world’s policeman. lieve that Paul is too abstract in his benefit. MR Some of the loudest cheers speeches, Makris said that Paul is came when Paul called for liberal able to get specific when he needs marijuana laws, which he put un- to be specific, and noted that, in this der “freedom of choice” issues. case, it was important for Paul to Not judging, and not legislating have a more general, unifying mes- Kristen Hermanson/The Michigan Review