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Thursday,C FebruaryARROLL 18, 2010 Serving John Carroll University Since N1925 EWSVol. 86, No. 14 Continuing coverage JCU LGBT Mixed feelings about LGBT methods Petition circulates, Student Those involved: Union joins the cause Protestors Students Senators

participating in rolling fast more than 700 have passed resolution to signed the petition support the inclusion of Emily Gaffney getting students’ sexuality under the Campus Editor signatures for petition antidiscrimination policy voicing concerns about the methods used by remaining standing The John Carroll University Student Union voted to pass a reso- protestors divided on the issue lution to support the inclusion of sexual orientation in the Equal throughout Mass Employment Opportunity Policy on Feb. 16. The resolution passed some are undecided putting together pre- with 11 in favor, five opposed and four abstentions. about their position Senators were divided in their views on whether to pass the sentation for Board of resolution. Directors committees At the SU meeting, sophomore Sean Cahill said, “It [protection against discrimination based on sexual orientation] should be written down like any law should be written down.” Others, including Freshman Greg Petsche, who moved to table the resolution for the week, felt that passing the resolution was not representative of students. “We’re supposed to represent students and this has to do with Recycling faculty, not students,” said Petsche. The resolution came almost three weeks after a group of students protested the exclusion at the men’s basketball game on Feb. 3. Since the protest, the group has had a presence in the Lombardo confusion Student Center atrium, while the building is open. Sexual orientation information and pamphlets are available for students to read at Unmarked receptacles create their table. The group has also set up a space in the Administration building outside of Einstein Bros. Bagels, in order to reach more unanswered questions students. The group was originally set up in the walk-through area of the atrium, where student organizations often set up tables during lunch Nicole Green much contamination, it is regarded as trash. hours, but have since moved to the Campus Editor Director of Purchasing and Auxiliary Ser- area in front of Campus Ministry. vices Andrew Fronczek said that he has received According to Dean of Students complaints from Landmark regarding an increase Lack of communication among John Carroll Sherri Crahen, the group was in contamination lately. He said there are three University students, administration and faculty asked to relocate to accommodate main potential risks for contamination: residence and staff could be to blame for the University’s student organizations that had halls, dining services and housekeeping. negative sustainability reputation. already reserved a space in the Director of Residence Life Heather Losneck Last fall, JCU received an overall grade of atrium. said that there are some old recycle bins in the D+ from greenreport.org. residence halls. JCU entered a contract with Landmark Dis- Please See, PROTEST, p. 2 “They [the recycling bins] are used for trash posal, based in Medina, for waste removal and since all the trash goes through separation at the recycling management in September of 2007. plant,” said Losneck via e-mail. The three main components of the Univer- Landmark, however, does not sort recycled sity’s recycling program are green recycling goods from trash. dumpsters, beige general trash dumpsters, and Neither Fronczek nor Carol Dietz, associate two food compactors. vice president of facilities, could confirm the The green dumpsters are for mixed paper, number of bins located around the University for newspaper, magazines, plastic containers and the purpose of collecting recyclables. Further, aluminum cans. The beige dumpsters are for the designation of those bins as recycle bins furniture, glass and landscaping and construc- was uncertain. tion debris. Wet food items can be recycled Fronczek said the bins were originally la- in the food compactors. Landmark collects and removes the con- tents of the dumpsters from campus and fur- Please See, RECYCLING, p. 2 ther sorts the recycled goods at their plant. However, if the recycled dumpster has too

Photos by Taylor Horen Inside this issue Index World News 8 Sports 10 Comedian Seth JCU Campus 2 Editorial 17 Meyers will perform Basketball players Campus Spotlight 3 Op/Ed 18 at JCU, p. 6 go way back, p. 10 Arts & Life 6 Classifieds 20 2 Campus February 18, 2010 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Campus Get to know ... Briefs Jonathan Smith Leadership Jonathan Smith currently serves as the vice president and executive assistant to the president, a position which he has held since the summer of 2007. He program coordinates projects for John Carroll University President, the Rev. Robert Niehoff, S.J. Smith has also served as the chairman of the management and Any female undergraduate logistics department in his 25 years at JCU. students are eligible to apply for Leadership Ohio, a program Smith has his Bachelor of Science from Wofford College in South Carolina, at The Ohio State University. a master’s in Divinity from Emory University and a master’s in Science and a The program teaches partic- Ph.D. in psychology from the University of Georgia. Before coming to JCU, ipants the history of women’s Smith taught at the University of Central Florida and the University of Akron. involvement in public life, leadership skills and helps them Photo from Tonya Strong-Chalres network with their peers and current women leaders. Favorite part of his job ... Hobbies ... Something not many people The cost of the program is know about him ... covered by sponsors and stu- “There are two times that are re- “I particularly enjoy reading mys- dents are only responsible for ally moving at John Carroll, the tery novels, James Burke is a won- travel costs. “I am actually a United Meth- The program runs from first is when JCU joins together as derful author as is Tony Hillerman odist Minister as well as my June 21-25. Applications can a community such as at the Mass who gives a really good description current position. I also enjoy be picked up from the Office of the Holy Spirit. Also getting of the setting. I recently traveled to the dog shows and the showing of Student Activities and are an ‘A-ha’ teaching moment, like Macchu Picchu in Peru, and went due March 31. and breeding of Boston Terriers. For more information, con- when something clicks with the to Turkey with Dr. Zeki Saritoprak I have two dogs, a Boxer and a tact the Office of Student Ac- students there is a great connec- last Spring. I will be going to Ha- Boston Terrier.” tivities at 216-397-4288 or at tion of learning and teaching.” waii for spring break this year.” [email protected]. -Compiled by Mary Benson From, PROTEST, p. 1 ing sexual orientation out of an Kirwin said, “The student came WJCU radiothon Recycling “We need to honor other student anti-discrimination policy that has up to us and lectured the girl on why problem may be groups that had already reserved a legal weight isn’t showing love, no she shouldn’t come here because of WJCU’s annual Radiothon space a while ago,” said Crahen. matter what friendly statements the what is happening on campus.” kicked off Sunday at midnight result of lack of The continuation of the protest, Rev. Robert Niehoff, S.J. writes in Although he feels the student with the goal of raising $40,000 according to the protesters, is in an e-mail,” said Munnell. was not swayed away from JCU by Feb. 21. communication order to achieve their short-term and Other students have not signed because of the incident, he contends The funds generated by the long-term goals. the petition. it should not have happened. fundraiser will be used to buy From, RECYCLING, p. 1 The group’s short-term goals One student, who wished to “I thought it was a very inap- new equipment and renovate beled with large, graphic posters include meeting with the Student remain anonymous because of con- propriate way to go about it,” said the radio station. that read “Recycle JCU,” but the Affairs Committee and Academic tention over the issue, said that he Kirwin. The station provides gifts bins had no color distinction from Affairs and Planning Committee of had not decided whether to sign the He added that the actions of to its donors for various levels regular trash bins. the Board of Directors. petition. He was asked by protesters some student protesters should be of support. WJCU window “Last spring we made an effort Senior protester Andy Trares to sign and although he declined at separated from the cause itself. cling decals are the $10 gift. to relabel trash bins. How they said that members of the group are the time, he felt pressured to sign. “It’s a really good cause to Listeners who donate $100 can stand right now, I don’t know,” working with administrators to al- “The way I was approached is keep from discriminating against serve as a guest DJ on WJCU said Dietz. low a group of students to present one reason I haven’t signed it yet,” people,” Kirwin said. for an hour. “Could we do better? Yeah,” to the committee meetings. A group he said. Protesters have also said that in Local merchants, includ- said Fronczek. of students is currently working on In addition to the petition, the the long-term they hope to change ing Dobama Theatre, Pizzazz He said he would like to see gathering information together to student protesters are participating the campus climate to become more Pizza, Big Fun Toy Store, Lo- more compactors on campus but present. in a rolling fast, in which groups of inclusive for all students. pez Southwestern Food Club funding that project would be dif- “We’re looking at how to educate students fast for 24 hours each. Trares said, “Homophobia, and and Cedar Taylor Garage, are ficult. the members on what we’re do- Protesters are talking with faculty intolerance in general, are becoming providing premiums for $50 Fronczek said, “If there was a ing,” said senior protester Elizabeth to continue the fast over spring break, more apparent.” donations made during “The strong desire to participate from Zunica. while students are away, but there is While Trares and Zunica said Heights,” which airs from student organizations, that would Part of the continuation of their no definite plan for this yet. that the protesters had not experi- 6 a.m. until 6 p.m. Monday be a big help.” protest, and something the group Students also extended the pro- enced direct personal harassment through Friday. Dietz, who said she is meeting wants to present to the committees, test to the 10 p.m. Mass on Feb. 14, since the protest, there have been Local bands will put on with a few interested student groups is the petition they have circulated. where they stood during the entire comments posted on the Internet two heavy metal shows at The in the coming weeks, said separate More than 700 students have signed Mass. They intend to continue stand- against the group. Also, furniture Breakfast Club in Lakewood. sorting bins for different recyclable the petition so far. ing at the 10 p.m. Mass each week went missing from the group’s area The first show is on Feb. 19 and goods would be a good idea, but Along with the petition, protesters while the protest continues. while no one was there. features Cryptkicker, Suede the University needs the help of have their letter of intent for students Senior protester Natalie Terry However, Trares and Zunica said Brothers, Venomin James, students. to read. According to Trares, signing said, “This was not to protest Mass that there has been a lot of faculty, Lick The Blade and ESD, Shok “In the Dolan Science Center, the petition is in support of the let- or the Catholic Church. We were student and alumni support. Paris, Eternal Legacy, Ground faculty have committed that they ter of intent, which highlights their standing in solidarity with the com- “There’s a lot of hope because Zero, Soulless and Archetype would like to sort. We’ve had re- goals. munity.” there’s been so much support. I will perform Feb. 20. Both quests from the computer labs for Sophomore Lydia Munnell signed Additionally, there was an inci- don’t think there would be hope shows begin at 7 p.m. Tickets bins for paper,” said Dietz. the petition in support of the group. dent in which a protester approached without the support,” said Zunica. are $7, and all proceeds benefit JCU will rebid the contract for “I think our first concern for all a potential student, who was taking Students can contact the protest- WJCU’s Radiothon. waste removal this summer, accord- people should be to see that they a tour with sophomore SU senator ers with questions, concerns or com- ing to Fronczek. are being treated with love. Leav- Jack Kirwin. ments at [email protected].

Campus Safety Log

February 7, 2010 February 10, 2010 February 11, 2010 A student reported clothing missing A student reported a window A student reported a parking from the Millor Hall laundry room shattered in Bernet Hall at 7 p.m. permit stolen at 11:14 p.m. at 5:50 p.m.

These incidents are taken from the files of Campus Safety Services, located in the lower level of the Lombardo Student Center. For more information contact x1615. Sher it like it is:

Campus Spotlight 3 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com February 18, 2010

Snow piles up on JCU campus How are you Students, faculty and staff work through wintry weather dealing with the

Brian Bayer cold winter Staff Reporter Ten inches of snow, eight hours weather? until Monday classes start, and only six men to make it all possible. As the snow continues to fall in the frigid Cleveland area, the John Carroll “I wear [warm] University facilities department’s clothing and listen grounds crew is constantly at work making sure the sidewalks and park- to my iPod so I ing lots are clear for students and teachers. don’t think about On Feb. 5 of this year, Forbes.com published their list of “America’s it.” Worst Winter Weather Cities.” The - Paige Koteles, list was assembled based on data freshman compiled by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association. With almost 60 inches of annual snowfall, Cleveland was ranked as America’s worst winter city of the 50 largest cities in the U.S. Cleveland beat out Boston, New York and Milwaukee Photo by Dan Cooney for the top spot. Snow flurries fall on the main quad in front of the administration building on “Start your car Pittsburgh, not usually considered Tuesday, Feb. 16. as snowy as Cleveland actually has a early and [wear] record 23 inches of snow, which closed a number of universi- a dozen other off campus properties. longjohns.” ties last week. Among these colleges were Pitt, Duquesne and Looking out your dorm window at any time, you will Carnegie Mellon University. probably see one of these men working to clear the stairs and Evan Bellan, a freshman from Pittsburgh said, “My friend walkways. Their hours depend on when the snow falls. - Peter Alempijevic, who goes to [ University of ] got sent “Sometimes we start as early as 5 a.m. and work as late junior home for the week.” [as needed], whatever it takes,” Kane said. “Every snow is JCU hasn’t cancelled classes yet. different.” Despite the recent snowfall, University Heights has had In addition to efficiency, the grounds crew manages to a relatively normal winter season. Last week, over 10 inches maintain a green standard for their work. They use rock salt of snow dropped on University Heights. But, the JCU main- for the parking lots and an environmentally friendly de-icer tenance staff was quick to respond, and no classes or campus for the sidewalks. This approach to maintenance is also less activities were postponed or canceled. expensive than other winter treatments. This is what the crew Sophomore Megan Hamlin said, “The slush is annoying, likes to call “saving the green by going green.” but I think they did a pretty good job clearing it.” Some bold students have braved the cold and taken advan- “Bundle up and Like many students, she said that the snowfall has not tage of the recent accumulation. The John Carroll rowing team pray for spring.” stopped her from going to class. had a snowball fight in place of a Saturday morning practice The professors are also appreciative of the grounds crew. last weekend. Andrew Morse, director of the JCU writing center, is thrilled Bellan had an interesting encounter as well. He recalls - Kevin Walsh, with their work. walking into the fourth floor bathroom in Murphy Hall late sophomore “I think our grounds staff does an excellent job,” he said. one night to find a complete snowman in the shower. The “Most universities don’t close sidewalks. I haven’t seen these resident assistants were quick to respond, and “Frosty” had precautions taken anywhere.” to spend the night outside. When safety is a concern, he added, the JCU crew does a Vince Kopper, a friend of Bellan, also saw the snowman great job making sure the walking areas are clear of slippery and was amused. slush and snow. “It was just typical Murphy shenanigans,” he said. Robert Kolesar, a professor in the history department, said, Other students have also found ways to entertain them- “I’m from New England … we have real snow.” selves. “I try to avoid it, But even this New England native agrees that the mainte- “I have four [cafeteria] trays and I want to use them like nance staff is keeping up with the weather. sleds,” said freshman Matt Tarchick. stay inside and The grounds crew consists of Tim Tomba, Kelli Egan, Although it is not common for professors to cancel classes, Chris Kane, Rick Zager and Terry Juist, under the direction of make sure to check Blackboard and e-mail before heading to pull the shades, Ken Majewski. At their daily lunchtime card game, they were an 8 a.m. seminar. happy to answer a few questions about what they do. “People’s safety justifies canceling a class,” said Morse. He [and] drive to “It’s like a miracle—six guys doing the work of many,” notes that different people have different criteria, but safety is school instead of Kane said. “It’s unbelievable what we get done.” always the top priority. More surprising than only six people working on this Kolesar agrees. “I wouldn’t come in if I felt unsafe driving, walk.” amount of snow, is the fact they only use snow shovels and but that’s pretty rare,” he said. two snowplows to do the job. While there may be a sigh of relief as spring break ap- Students may know that these six men are the ones respon- proaches, Kane warns students and faculty that the wintry - Holly Duns, sible for clearing access to the buildings on campus. However, weather is sure to continue, proven by the record monthly senior what most people don’t know is that they are also responsible snowfall in March 2008 of 30.5 inches recorded by the NOAA. for the winter maintenance of the Green Road Annex and half “We are not at the end yet,” he said. Campus Calendar : Feb. 18 - Feb. 24

18 Thursday 19 Friday 20 Saturday 21 Sunday 22 Monday 23 Tuesday 24 Wednesday Vernon Wall Seth Meyers will Water Olympics Mass will be Thomas Awiapo The movie “The Daily Mass will will speak in the preform in Kulas will be held in held in St. from Catholic Color Orange” be held in St. Dolan Science Auditorium at the pool at Francis Chapel Relief Services will play in Kulas Francis Chapel Center auditorium 7 p.m. 10 p.m. at 6 and 10 p.m. will speak in the Auditorium at at 12:05 p.m. and at 7 p.m. LSC Conference 7 p.m. in Murphy Hall Room at 7 p.m. Chapel at 9:30 p.m. Interested in joining The Carroll News? Send us anand e-mail get involvedat [email protected] today!

6 Arts & Life February 18, 2010 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News Angels Airwaves&

“LOVE”photo from rawshoe.co.uk on Valentine’s Day for free. The “We Don’t Need to Whisper” and “Hallucinations,” the band’s sin- Although the two songs sound ALBUM REVIEW band consists of DeLonge, David “I-Empire,” they had a variation gle that was released on Christmas nothing alike, because AVA created Angels and Airwaves Kennedy (guitarist), Matt Wachter of tunes and mixed up the beats day for free, stands out for its unique it using their own style, the lyrics ‘LOVE’ (bassist) and (drum- to keep the listener engaged and melody and resonating lyrics. Just are awesome. mer). interested. This album struggles to like “The Flight of Apollo” this The original “Letters to God” Known for their melodic, out- distinguish between their good and song varies from their usual tunes from has the per- er space type riffs and sounds, bad songs. Most of the songs sound and ventures into a more AC/DC son subjecting himself to God and “LOVE” attempts to capture the too similar. style of rock. Its lyrics depict what promising not to lie or sin. true essence of love and how it However, there are three songs this album is all about, love. A man, In AVA’s part two, the person that do ultimately rise above the who isn’t sure if he’s dreaming or in the song discovers that life is an Craig Willert should be a universal concept ac- hallucinating, but knows one thing entire lie and a big scam. Editorial & Op/Ed Editor cepted by all. mediocrity of the others. “The Flight Overall, the album was pretty of Apollo” strays away from their for certain that the other person is “LOVE” is an acquired taste and Amidst rumors that Angels & decent, but I don’t think it lived up innocent, smooth melodic jams and the one he wants to be with. for the most part pretty polarizing. Airwaves (AVA) was disbanding to DeLonge’s statement that this wanders over to the harder edge. DeLonge, along with Blink-182 It definitely captured the idea of upon Blink-182’s reunion, Tom was the crowning moment of his The lyrics are the typical De- drummer and Ken- love, but maybe a little too innocent- DeLonge, AVA’s guitarist and vo- career and creativity. Longe style, illogical and hard to nedy, started a band Box Car Racer. ly and didn’t have much depth. calist, posted in a blog on , What’s interesting about this follow, almost as if he is trying too One of their songs, “Letters to I would have liked to see them “Angels and Airwaves is never go- album is the way all the songs flow hard to be mystical. Yet, there is one God,” was a major hit and one of really expand their musical capabili- ing to go away.” together. It’s almost as if there is line that illustrates, along with the DeLonge’s favorites. In “LOVE,” ties on some of the riffs and go out Well, they’re back. only one song, as there is no way of sounds, why this is one of the bet- DeLonge and crew decided to re- on a limb. AVA, which formed in 2005 after knowing when one track ends and ter songs: “Please don’t look at life, cord “Letters to God Part II” and, The album can be downloaded Blink-182 went on hiatus, released another begins. look at me so sadly. Life shouldn’t upon reading the lyrics, it’s a rather for free at their Web site www. their third studio album, “LOVE” With their previous albums, hurt, doesn’t hurt so badly.” fluid transition. angelsandairwaves.com. Seth Meyers, ‘SNL’ comedian, is coming to perform at Carroll Ethan Bell Sox landed a spot with “‘Weekend Up- The Carroll News various improv groups. an improv group called date’ was the only As his stand-up act makes it’s Born and raised in Bedford, New “Mee-Ow.” place for me,” Meyers way around the country, Meyers Hampshire, Seth Meyers has been He later went on to said about finding his tells Northwestern University’s on “Saturday Night Live” for over become a cast member home during an inter- newspaper, North by Northwest, seven years, and has had key roles on Boom Chicago, a view with Canada’s about which job he enjoys more. in memorable Digital Shorts such sketch group based in National Post. “The “I like them both,” he said. “A as “Doppelganger,” and Natalie Amsterdam, where his only spot on the show stand-up show is you and your Portman’s interview in which she brother, Josh, was also where you get to just point of view for an hour, whereas revealed herself as a rapper. a cast member. be yourself.” writing for “SNL,” you have the Meyers has made a memorable After years of writ- While Meyers benefit of doing smaller pieces, and Anderson Cooper, Ryan Seacrest ing and acting for vari- has been behind the using bigger casts. Stand-up is more and John Kerry, but is most known ous comedy sketches, scenes, creating popu- personal.” for being an anchor for “Weekend Meyers joined the cast lar bits such as Fey’s Meyers makes his way to per- Update,” since 2006. of “SNL” in 2001. He spot-on Sarah Palin form at John Carroll University on A graduate of Northwestern Uni- was promoted to writ- parody, he has also Friday, February 19 at 8:00 p.m. at versity in Evanston, Ill., Meyers is ing supervisor in 2005, created a number of Kulas Auditorium. also currently the head writer. and a year later became his own imperson- However, before getting his start co-head writer along- ations. From John Tickets can be pur- as an “SNL” member, Meyers first side Tina Fey. Kerry to Tom Cruise, photo from flickr.com chased from SUPB for got his feet wet in various improv After Fey’s depar- Meyers has imperson- sketch groups. ture, Meyers became date.” In 2008 however, Poehler left ated popular figures in $5 in the atrium during At Northwestern, Meyers, an the head writer for the 2006-2007 “Weekend Update” and Meyers has recent pop culture. the week, and $10 at the avid fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers season and soon became co-anchor since been anchoring the political- Meyers has been performing door. with Amy Poehler on “Weekend Up- Calendar and Penguins, and the Boston Red stand-up since his early career in Entertainment based comedy sketch solo. Check out what’s happening on campus and in Cleveland this week! Pick-Up Line “Baby, if you were words on a page, of you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!”

the Week *Submit your own pick-up lines by e-mailing [email protected]. Arts & Life 7 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com February 18, 2010 BEDROC gives hip-hop a new name

Jennifer Holton fan base that has exceeded the local level. to 4,000 students here at Carroll,” he said. being a journalist for various music industry Arts & Life Editor Since McCollough left John Carroll and “Together that’s 20,000 people, so it’s creating magazines, has pushed BEDROC closer to transferred to Monroe Community College a wider horizon for us.” success and taken them to the next level. “They want to rap right now.” near Rochester, there is distance between the A full-time student majoring in business, “[Bruce] is so extremely knowledgeable, As the lyrics from their newly released pair, but according to Brownyard, the positives Brownyard has found parallels between what and Marcell and I believe that he is the big- single declare, it’s time for hip-hop duo BED- have outweighed the he’s learning in classes and the marketing gest key to getting us to the level we want ROC to step into the scene. negatives. aspect of his music, something that leaves to be at,” said Brownyard. Composed of John Carroll sophomore “Marcell be- him wanting to pursue more. With tracks such as “Rock Your Body” Mike Brownyard (right) and Marcell McCol- ing in Rochester “I’d like to take it to the next level, and and “Terrible” already available on iTunes, lough (who went to JCU last year but has since has been a posi- I think Jay-Z and P. Diddy are two good a remix of Ke$ha’s “TiK ToK” on YouTube transferred), the duo’s roots go back to middle tive because he examples of artists that grew up as big record- with over 45,000 views, and a mix tape in school, where they found their beginnings can grasp the atten- ing artists and took it to a whole new level,” the making, it seems like the duo is unstop- in the town of Spencerport, N.Y., near tion of 16,000 stu- he said. pable. Rochester. dents Monroe Beyond those artists, he looks toward Brownyard and McCollough set a goal What began as expressing has, while Eminem and Drake as representative of the of two objectives for 2010: book shows and a love for music devel- I’m get- image he aspires to hold– one that is real put out a mixtape, and it looks like they’re oped into the creation ting the and doesn’t conform to the industry’s stern over halfway to reaching that goal. of Brownyard and word out expectations. The mixtape, entitled “Pay Per View” McCollough’s “[These two artists] have broken the bar- will be coming out in late March/early April own demos riers, yet have always stayed true to them- and will consist of a combination of remixes and perfor- selves,” he said. “They speak the truth and and original songs. mances at they don’t try to gain any attention by it, As for performances, BEDROC is look- shows during high and that’s pretty inspiring to me.” ing toward taking a portion of North Eastern school. Once at Car- The stage and the crowd brings an America and booking shows to make differ- roll, the duo reinvented adrenaline rush to the two performers. It is ent colleges aware of who they are. their image, changing their one they hunger for once they see the crowd “We’re going to try and make an I-90 name from “The East Coast getting into their music. tour, which is a stretch of four to six hours Kings” to “BEDROC” “If you can’t convince the fans, it’s that’s convenient for us to visit different (dropping the K to denote hard to convince yourself,” he said. colleges to perform,” he said. Rochester) and creating “So when we’re at a live show and In addition to tours outside of Rochester new material. notice that the crowd is getting into it, and Cleveland, BEDROC has upcoming With a style that is a it makes the show that much better. It’s performances at John Carroll. They will combination of hip-hop, a heaven for me, and I can’t compare be performing after Seth Meyers’ stand-up R&B and pop, McCo- it to any other feeling.” comedy act, as well as at Relay for Life in llough’s smooth vo- Among their most recent projects late April. cals and Brownyard’s were performances at Rochester’s Water Still, they say they will be content with catchy hooks are what Street Music Hall, a Haiti benefit perfor- doing 20 to 30 shows by the end of the year, have given the duo mance for WDKX radio as one of the hopefully stretching out to ten different cit- the chance to book top ten Rochester artists, and a charity ies by the end of 2010. numerous live event at Rochester’s Club Tribeca. “That’s another goal is getting more of performances Manager Bruce Pilato, whose large a following in rare places,” he said. “We’re and ac- list of experience involves working on always looking toward expanding our quire a the voting board for the Grammys and horizon.”

Photo courtesy of BEDROC, romegyyoungbeats.com Entertainment Calendar Check out what’s happening on campus and in Cleveland this week! 2.18 2.19 2.20 2.22 Snoop Dogg Into the Blue The Movement Metal as Art House of Blues Beachland Ballroom Grog Shop Peabody’s Downunder 7 p.m. 9 p.m. 9 p.m. 6:30 p.m. $35-60 $7-10 $8-$10 $8-$10

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Sean Webster World News Editor Cold War II?

After two decades of global supremacy, the United States’ role as the world’s only super- power is about to be challenged. China – with a nuclear arsenal, the world’s largest standing army and the second largest economy – has World Briefing the potential to create the same type of bipo- lar power structure that existed between the 1. Clinton asks for children by priests in Dublin. Four Irish promised not to attack Saudi Arabia, it has Soviet Union and the United States during bishops offered their resignation following violated ceasefire agreements in the past. the Cold War. patience at Islamic forum the publication of the reports. The Pope’s discussion focused on finding a way to give Already, China has begun throwing its At a U.S.-Islamic forum in Doha, Qatar, weight around the international community, assurance to families and restore confidence 7. Iran celebrates 31st Secretary of State Hillary Clinton asked in the clergy. frustrating the United States by resisting calls for patience from Islamic countries regard- anniversary for harsher United Nations sanctions on Iran ing the Obama and blocking attempts to set national emis- administration’s 4. Obama approves sions targets at the global climate summit agenda for the last December. Middle East. nuclear plants Is this combination of growing Chinese Clinton assured power and confidence setting the stage for that, despite the President Barack Obama ap- “Cold War II”? stalled state of proved the construction of two Perhaps, but barring any changes in the prisoners at nuclear plants in Georgia. While the China’s political system, the United States Guantanamo construction plans still must be final- shouldn’t be too worried. Just like the Soviet Bay, the Israeli- ized, they would be the first nuclear Union, China has set itself up for failure. Palestinian peace plants built in the United States since To understand why, you first have to look process and ne- the 1970s. The U.S. currently only at the history of China and the Soviet Union gotiations over has 104 operating nuclear plants. The in the 20th century. Just like the world wars Iran’s nuclear program, the administration decision would help broaden support destroyed the Russian economy, China’s for Obama’s energy policy proposals and help would continue pursuing its policy goals. She The Islamic Republic of Iran celebrated experimentation with communism under control emissions of greenhouse gases. also asked for more support and cooperation its 31st anniversary on Feb. 11. President Mao Zedong in the 1950s and 1960s wiped from regional leaders. out its economy completely. When both of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad delivered a speech in these countries began their recoveries, they front of a large government-sponsored rally, basically had to start from scratch. 2. Troops on offensive in 5. Ukraine PM says vote announcing that his nation has the capacity At the same time, however, both had a tainted by fraud to make a if it decides to. massive amount of undeveloped natural re- Taliban stronghold Although there were some anti-government demonstrations and clashes between protes- sources and raw materials at their disposal. Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Ty- tors and security forces, there was no large- This is how the Soviet economy was able to moshenko said that the results of Ukraine’s scale effort by the opposition, partly keep up with the U.S. during the Cold War. It’s recent presiden- because of intimidation and threats also how China’s economy was able to grow tial election were from government officials. Meanwhile, by over eight percent last year while the U.S. tainted by fraud the United States Treasury imposed economy, battered by the global recession, and would go to a number of economic sanctions on shrank by two percent. Simply put, if you can court to overturn companies with links to Iran. President increase economic inputs, then you increase the victory of her Barack Obama is trying to pass a more economic output, or growth. opponent, Vik- effective and comprehensive set of But the thing about this strategy, which tor Yanukovich. sanctions through the United Nations economists call “extensive growth,” is that However, Eu- but has not yet acquired the necessary it’s not sustainable. Each economy only has ropean election support to do so. a limited amount of natural resources and monitors praised raw materials that it can use. Once it’s utiliz- In the town of Marja, a Taliban stronghold the balloting, and ing all its inputs, it must rely on increases in in southern Afghanistan, Afghan and U.S. world leaders – 8. EU promises to efficiency (i.e. doing more with less, which troops have gone on the offensive. After three including Pres. economists call “intensive growth”) to expand days of fighting, commanders said they had Barack Obama help Greece economically. The Soviet Union reached its killed about a quarter of the Taliban fighters – have congratu- Leaders of the European Union prom- limit of extensive growth in the 1980s and estimated to be in the town, while a number lated Yanukovich ised to help Greece, a member country was unable to foster intensive growth. Why? of other militants have fled. However, a day on his victory. that is currently in a debt crisis that Authoritarianism. A government cannot earlier, an errant U.S. rocket aimed at a Taliban threatens the stability of the euro. However, promote economic ingenuity and suppress target struck a civilian compound, killing at they failed to deliver a specific strategy of freedom of thought at the same time. As a least 10 civilians, including five children. how they would do so. Many had expected result, its economy stagnated and the Soviet 6. Yemen strikes ceasefire a specific plan to reassure markets anxious Union collapsed. 3. Pope discusses sex about who would organize a Greek bailout China also has an authoritarian govern- with Houthi rebels if necessary. ment. It doesn’t respect its citizens’ right abuse with Irish bishops to privacy and effectively bans freedom of Yemeni government of- AP images and information speech and press. So although it hasn’t yet ficials agreed to a ceasefire compiled by Sean Webster. reached its limits of extensive growth, when with a group of rebels known it does, it will stagnate just like the Soviet as the Houthis, a Shiite off- Union – unless, of course, it democratizes. shoot who felt discriminated Casualties And by democratize, I don’t just mean have against by the Sunni govern- The Department of Defense confirmed elections. It must also respect basic human ment. Fighting between the the death of one U.S. soldier in Iraq and one rights and liberties. Only then will it cre- rebels, located in the northern U.S. soldier in Afghanistan during the week ate a favorable environment for sustainable part of the country, and the of Feb. 7 to 13. economic growth, and only then will China government had persisted According to icasualties.org, a total of be able to compete as an equal to the United Pope Benedict XVI met with 24 Irish since 2004, spreading instability and diverting 4,376 U.S. soldiers have been killed in States. bishops to discuss a sex abuse scandal that resources from the struggle against al-Qaida, Iraq since Operation Iraqi Freedom com- has troubled the Catholic Church in Ireland. which has created a stronghold in Yemen. menced in 2003, while 991 have been killed Contact Sean Webster at Church leaders and police have been accused The conflict even drew in Saudi Arabia last in Afghanistan since Operation Enduring [email protected] of covering up decades of sexual abuse of November, and although the rebels have Freedom commenced in 2001. World News 9 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com February 18, 2010 Word for Word

“Just like two people rowing a boat, if the United States first throws the strokes into chaos, then so must we.” – Major General Luo Yuan of China on the $6.4 billion U.S. arms sale to Taiwan.

“The development and establishment of the missile shield is directed against the Russian Federation.” – Nikolai Makarov, the chief of staff of the Russian armed forces, on the U.S. missile shield. Romania has re- cently agreed to base U.S. missile interceptors, which the Obama administration maintains is for protection against Iranian missiles.

“You know, I have enough problems with your government.” – Sheik Hamad bin Jassim al-Thani, prime minister of Qatar, to Saad Eddin Ibrahim, an Egyptian social scien- AP tist and human rights advocate. Ibrahim was challenging Lebanese Prime Minister Saad Hariri speaking behind bullet-proof glass in Beirut’s Martyrs’ Square at a rally Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to take a tougher stance marking the fifth anniversary of the assassination of his father, former Prime Minister Rafik Hariri. against the oppressive Egyptian regime.

“Iraq is like a sick person. All its organs Hariri vows to support Hezbollah are ailing.” Rita Rochford experienced a wave of sectarian violence throughout Sunni – Ayad al-Samarrai, speaker of the Iraqi parliament. Staff Reporter neighborhoods. Iraq’s parliamentary elections, scheduled for March 7, Israel and Lebanon, or rather Israel and Hezbollah, are no which will be a crucial test as to whether or not U.S. troops After years of turmoil, the tension between Israel and strangers to conflict. In 2006, Hezbollah abducted two Israeli will be able to leave by 2011, as scheduled. Lebanon has once again heightened with the announcement soldiers, which instigated a 34-day long war resulting in the by Lebanese Prime Minister Saad Hariri that his government death of over 1,200 Lebanese, mostly civilians. Nevertheless, will support Hezbollah – a Lebanese political organization Hezbollah declared the exchange a victory since it not only “My bottom line is that there are a lot of which both Israel and the United States consider a terrorist survived, but also hurt Israel. really good people trapped in a dysfunctional group – should violence transpire. Still, Hezbollah professed it would not have acted in such a system desperately in need of reform.” This declaration came days before the fifth anniversary way had they been able to foresee the desolation that ensued. of the assassination of former Prime Minister Rafik Hariri – This, at least for the time being, reassured Lebanon that Hez- – Sen. Evan Bayh (D-IN), who announced that he the father of the current prime minister – who was killed in bollah would not try to provoke another Israeli attack. would not seek a third term in the senate, on the state of a bombing while protesting the Syrian government’s role in Israel, however, is not quite as assuming. According to Congress. Lebanon. Although Prime Minister Saad Hariri blames Syria Mona DeBaz, a political science professor at John Carroll, for the bombing that claimed his father’s life, along with the “Israel feels threatened by Hezbollah,” especially now that it lives of 21 other people, he still seeks to carry on good rela- is part of the Lebanese government. “Play the truth, and play the whole truth.” “Israel would feel no regrets at all for attacking Lebanon tions with his eastern neighbor. – Rod Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois, insist- if it were provoked by Hezbollah,” said DeBaz. While Hariri’s message was meant as a warning to Israel, ing that if all the FBI tapes of his phone conversations are Hezbollah has its strongest foundation in the southern Avigdor Lieberman – Israel’s foreign minister – sees it instead played at his trial, he will be found innocent. as something Hariri was compelled to articulate. However, region of Lebanon. What began as a guerilla force progressed even with this stance, Israel issued warnings to its citizens into an institutional organization that has an active voice in the discouraging them from traveling to Islamic countries. Lebanese government. With Iranian support, Hezbollah has Hariri’s coalition has a narrow majority in Parliament established schools, clinics, farms and various other services “When we say we won’t build it, that means over Hezbollah’s political alliance, although Hezbollah still to provide for many underprivileged Shiites in Lebanon. we won’t.” has veto power in Hariri’s Cabinet. Israel equates Hariri’s Hezbollah’s link to Iran is largely ideological, as both are – Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, address- situation in government to that of a captive that may never members of the Shiite sect of Islam; however, the relation- ing fears that Iran is trying to develop a nuclear weapon. be free of Hezbollah. In fact, in 2008 when the Lebanese ship is also deliberate and designed to spread Iran’s influence government attempted to limit Hezbollah’s influence, Lebanon throughout the region. “That’s Dick Cheney. Thank God the last administration didn’t listen to him at the end.” – Vice President Joe Biden, on CBS’s “Face the Na- Compromise proving elusive for ‘jobs’ bill tion,” arguing that some of the policies of the Obama efforts could make it harder to do so.” administration that former Vice President Dick Cheney Dan O’Leary has criticized were similar to policies of the Bush Staff Reporter The 361-page Grassley-Baucus bill contained numerous With unemployment at the high percentage rate of 9.7 per- extra provisions and pork barrel projects that Democrats claim administration. cent, Democrats and Republicans alike have made job creation are unrelated to true job creation. In efforts to limit unneces- Compiled by Sean Webster. the top priority on Capitol Hill. Yet there still remains severe sary bill spending, which could be used against Democrats disagreements between the parties as to how to best address in the upcoming midterm elections, Reid is insisting that his this ever growing problem. This split between the two parties $15 billion resolution be signed into law. Reid criticized the became even more evident this past Thursday when Senate Baucus-Grassley bill of having a job creating message that Question of the Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) elected to propose an was “watered down with people wanting other things in this Week alternative jobs bill to the recent bipartisan version. big package.” Earlier in the week, Pres. Barack Obama met with top Reid’s plan does offer numerous policies which are fa- congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle to discuss vored by both parties. It calls for Orrin Hatch’s (R-UT) and the potential possibility of reaching a consensus on a jobs Chuck Schumer’s (D-NY) provision of using $13 billion as Do you think that the United States bill. A sense of optimism existed that perhaps a bipartisan a tax credit for companies that hire unemployed workers. should allow Israel to attack Iran’s nuclear resolution would soon take shape. The measure that was The bill also includes tax breaks for businesses that purchase facilities? the topic of discussion was the one produced by the Senate new equipment for their companies and further invests into Finance Committee. highway and infrastructure projects. This bipartisan resolution crafted by Sen. Charles Grassley This simplified approach to job creation has angered Go online at www.jcunews.com to place your (R-IA) and Finance Committee Chairman Sen. Max Baucus several Republicans, including Hatch and Grassley, who be- vote, and tune in next week for the results. (D-MT) was estimated to have cost $85 billion and attracted lieve that Reid’s motion is derived from partisan tactics and support from members across the entire political spectrum. questioned whether or not this smaller package will actually Despite the realistic chances of the bill reaching the President’s create jobs. Last week we asked, “Do you think that John desk, which has been a rarity in the current political climate, An official comment from a spokesman at Grassley’s of- Carroll University’s Equal Opportunity Employ- Reid and the Democratic leadership are in favor of adopting fice said, “Sen. Reid’s announcement sends a message that ment/Anti-Discrimination Policy should include a smaller and more centralized jobs bill. he wants to go partisan and blame Republicans when Sen. sexual orientation?” Out of a total of 55 votes, 80 According to Larry Schwab, a political science professor Grassley and others were trying to find common ground on percent (44 votes) said “Yes” and 20 percent (11 at John Carroll University, “Reid is trying to get something solutions to help get the economy back on track and people votes) said “No.” Thanks for voting! smaller but still get bipartisan support. However, his recent back to work.” 10 Sports February 18, 2010 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News For Kirbus and DiSanto, playing together is nothing new Chris Koller adjustment. Staff Reporter “It was definitely strange when he wasn’t here last year,” Kirbus When the John Carroll Univer- said. “When you’ve played with sity men’s basketball team plays someone since sixth grade and their final game this season it will be they’re not there all of a sudden, it the end of a dynasty … sort of. takes some getting used to.” That final game will mark the Senior year has brought the two conclusion of a lengthy run made back together on the court for one by seniors T.J. DiSanto and Rudy final run together, where the team Kirbus. has once again locked up an OAC The two grew up on the same title for the school. street in Willoughby Hills, Ohio and Both players are certainly aware have been playing organized basket- of the kind of rare experience they ball together since the sixth grade have been able to share with one at St. Paschal Baylon in Highland another. Heights, Ohio. “Having the opportunity to play From their small beginnings, on the same grade school, high both made their way to Cleveland’s school and college team with the St. Ignatius High School. same person is something a lot of As Wildcats, they excelled on people don’t get to do,” Kirbus said. and off the court, as each graduated “It has been a special experience I with over a 3.0 GPA. Photo courtesy of JCU Sports Information Dept. am sure we will never forget.” During their senior season the Seniors Rudy Kirbus (44) and T.J. DiSanto (12) have been playing basketball together since sixth grade. Even though the last whistle two were named co-captains of the this season will signify the end of a basketball team, and in that cam- long playing partnership, it surely paign Kirbus became the school’s with Kirbus. “We both are very The duo played a pivotal role in uted over 13 points a game. will not symbolize the end of a all-time leading scorer. aware of each other’s strengths in the team’s success their freshman The 2008-2009 season brought friendship. Playing together for those seven the game.” year as they each started 12 games an element that neither player had “It will be sad that playing bas- years not only forged a bond be- Their companionship continued for the Blue Streaks on a team that experienced in nine years. ketball together is over,” DiSanto tween the two, but also provided an as both enrolled at JCU in 2006. As made the NCAA tournament. When DiSanto decided to take said. “But we’ll still be friends and extra advantage on the court. if they had not already spent enough Sophomore year saw more of the a year off from the team and study that’s more important.” “It definitely helped out a lot,” time together, they decided to be same production as DiSanto started abroad in Italy for the second DiSanto said about being teammates roommates. 19 of 25 games and Kirbus contrib- semester it made for a difficult JCU basketball teams hitting the stretch run in conference play Men’s team on track to host the conference tournament for Women’s team looking to host home the second consecutive season, hoping for same results game in first round of OAC Tournament

Josh Borgese make their shots,” said Shontz, team ever built a larger lead than Adam Miller ing with 10 points, while junior The Carroll News who finished with 15 points and two points. The Carroll News center Katie Knox made her pres- six assists. Capital trailed by two points ence felt on the glass, grabbing 10 With the season hitting the Kirbus was the leading scorer with 30 seconds to go, but a clutch With the Ohio Athletic Confer- rebounds. stretch run, the John Carroll Uni- with 17 points, and the senior three-point shot by Capital freshman ence Tournament quickly approach- As the Blue Streaks close out versity men’s basketball team is forward also pulled down five Spencer Niekamp gave his team ing, the John Carroll University the regular season this Saturday, playing some of their best basketball rebounds. a one-point lead with 27 seconds women’s basketball team appears to they know how precious each win of the season, riding the wave of an Aside from Kirbus and Shontz, to go. have the pieces of the puzzle coming can be. eight-game winning streak. three other Blue Streaks contributed Blue Streaks head coach Mike together to compete for a conference “Going into the last [game] we Back-to-back wins against Otter- double-digits in points. Moran allowed his team the op- championship. are definitely ready to go,” said bein College and Capital University Senior guards Brian Dandrea portunity to bring the ball into the On Feb. 10, school history was Sureck. “We have had some highs have the Blue Streaks at the top of and Chris Zajac, as well as junior frontcourt, and called a timeout with made in the Blue Streaks 69-66 and lows this season but we have the Ohio Athletic Conference stand- forward Tommy Lavelle all con- 11 seconds to draw up a play to win victory over the Otterbein College had some great games against the ings, two games ahead of Wilming- tributed 11 points in a well-balanced the game. Cardinals inside the Tony DeCarlo top teams in the conference.” ton College in the loss column. scoring attack. With seniors on the floor, JCU Varsity Center. Games like the one against Capi- First up last week was a Wednes- A quick way to get over the cen- got the ball into the hands of Chris Junior Lee Jennings poured in 39 tal are a good litmus test for coach day night road game in Westerville tury mark is to take – and make – the Zajac, a player known for hitting the points, which was a career-high for Kristie Maravalli’s team. between the Blue Streaks and Car- three-ball, and the Blue Streaks did big shot in the clutch. the guard, but also set a new school “We have proved that we can dinals of Otterbein College. just that. As a team, they were 15 of Zajac blew right past his de- record for most points in a single compete with every single team in Otterbein entered the game 28 from behind the arc, good for a fender, Capital’s star point guard game in the history of Blue Streaks the OAC and we absolutely have with a record of 4-10 in the confer- 53.6 percent clip on the night. D.J. Frazier, and got all the way to women’s basketball. what it takes to compete in the tour- ence, but it was important for the There was little time to celebrate the hoop. His lay-up put JCU on top It didn’t hurt that senior forward nament,” Sureck said. “This team is Blue Streaks to not look past the as the Blue Streaks had to get back by one with eight seconds to go. Caitlin Sureck continued her domi- special and we have all the pieces Cardinals in anticipation of the big on the bus and fight the inclement Capital hurried to the other end, nant ways in the paint by posting a this year to go very far.” matchup with Capital that was to weather to get home for a Saturday and Frazier missed a contested jump double-double with 11 points and Sureck isn’t the only one on the follow three days later. afternoon showdown with the Cru- shot and Kirbus grabbed the rebound 11 rebounds. team that truly believes they have Senior forward Rudy Kirbus, one saders of Capital University. to seal the victory for JCU. Sureck, who is the current school what it takes to make a run in the of the many veterans on the squad, In what was a re-match of last “It was actually a play for Rudy record holder for blocks in a career, conference tournament, which will reiterated how important each win year’s OAC Championship game, [Kirbus],” Zajac said after the game. added three more to her total against begin on Wednesday night. is and exemplified the attitude of and perhaps a preview of this year’s, “But I faked it to him and luckily the Cardinals. “Despite some tough losses I JCU. the two teams went back and forth made the shot.” Saturday was another crucial have complete faith that our team “At this point [in] the season for 40 minutes. With the win, JCU sits at 17-5 game as the team headed south to can make a run in the OAC tourna- every game is almost like a must- That’s to be expected as each of overall, and 13-3 in conference Columbus to take on the first-place ment,” said senior Kate Mahoney. win if you want to win an OAC the last two meetings between those play. team in their conference, the Cru- “We definitely have the talent to championship,” Kirbus said. two foes have needed overtime to The winner of the OAC earns the saders of Capital University. bring home the first JCU women’s At first glance, it looked like JCU settle the score. right to host the conference tourna- Unfortunately, things did not go basketball OAC Championship.” may have overlooked the Cardinals Early in the second half, Capital ment at their home gymnasium. The the Blue Streaks’ way that afternoon At time of print, the Blue Streaks as they entered halftime on top by built their lead to as many as nine conference tournament will be held as they fell to the league’s best team were 8-8 in OAC play, which has just four points. points. from Feb. 24-27. by 10 points, 70-60. them sixth in the standings. Sophomore point guard Corey Some teams might have folded Home-court advantage proved Again, the team was led by Jen- They will end the regular season Shontz led a potent offensive attack and gone away, but not the battle to be vital last season as the Blue nings with 22 points. on Saturday when they take on Ohio in the second half that put the Blue -tested Blue Streaks. Streaks didn’t have to leave home Sureck was still a factor in the Northern University, a team that is Streaks into triple digits as they JCU chipped at the lead and en route to capturing the confer- paint, recording another double- tied with Wilmington College for edged out Otterbein, 103-93. eventually overcame the deficit with ence crown. double with 20 points and 10 re- fourth place at 9-7. “With a new half coming out, I 4:29 remaining in the ballgame. Three wins in four days is tough, bounds. The top four teams get a home knew that as long as I kept attack- It was back-and-forth for the but it makes it a little bit easier if you Senior guard Whitney Hamilton game in the first round of the confer- ing, my teammates were going to final four and a half minutes as no don’t have to travel. also got into double-digits in scor- ence tournament.

Editor’s Note: Results from both basketball games against Heidelberg last night were unavailable for this edition of The Carroll News. Log on to www.jcusports.com for details. Sports 11 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com February 18, 2010 Track improves at All-Ohio Meet JCU Athletics

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The John Carroll University feb. 10 - feb. 16 men’s and women’s track and field Men’s Basketball teams competed at the All-Ohio Track and Field Championships at Otterbein College JCU 103 B-W February Meet on Feb. 13. Otterbein 93 Senior RK Glover led the way for the Blue Streaks, placing second Unscored Meet in the triple jump. JCU 69 With his performance, Glover Capital 68 Men became the lone Blue Streak to earn All-Ohio honors. His jump was only JCU Leaders - JCU Top Finishers: nine inches shy of setting a new Points: Triple Jump: school record. Chris Zajac 26 Kyle Fiegel (third) “RK had a really good day, set- ting a new personal record,” head Rebounds: Stephen Kedzuf (fourth) coach Dara Ford said. “It really Rudy Kirbus 13 came together for him in his last Assists: Women two jumps.” Chris Zajac 11 The men’s team as a whole JCU Top Finishers: showed improvement over last 3000-meter run season’s performance when they Women’s Basketball Kelly Grieve (fourth) finished 19th overall and scored only seven team points. 500-meter run JCU 69 Katie Skelly (fifth) The team racked up 21.5 team Otterbein 66 points, placing 11th in the 19-team field. Photo courtesy of John Tarchick All-Ohio JCU 60 Also leading the men’s team for Freshman Matt Tarchick, left, and sophomore Jeff Sigmund, right, Championships the day was the 4x400 meter relay competed at the Baldwin-Wallace Mid-February Meet last Friday. Capital 70 team of freshmen Bill Zaccardelli Men - 11th/18 teams and Anthony Colbert, junior David team also competed hard at the end. Now we’re going to rest up, get JCU Leaders - Hickey and senior Tony Mihalich. All-Ohio Meet and had some good healthy, and get ready to compete Points: The quartet placed fourth with a results to show for their efforts. come conference time.” JCU Top Finisher: Lee Jennings 61 time of 3:26.86. The distance medley relay team The Blue Streaks also competed Triple Jump: Rebounds: Coach Ford was impressed with of juniors Kelly Grieve and Katie at the Mid-February Meet at Bald- RK Glover (second) the performance. Skelly, sophomore Megan Lutz and win-Wallace on Feb. 12. Caitlin Sureck 21 Assists: “It was a big improvement for senior Tricia Doherty scored the top On the men’s side, junior Kyle Women - 15th/19 teams those guys,” she said. “It has been finish for the women, placing fifth Fiegel and senior Stephen Kedzuf Lee Jennings 8 several years since we have seen with a time of 13:13.04. placed third and fourth, respectively, JCU Top Finisher: such a good time in the 4x400.” The finish marked a 12-sec- in the triple jump. * If you are a member of 55-meter dash It has been eight years since a ond improvement over the relay Grieve was the top individual a John Carroll University JCU indoor 4x400 team recorded team’s previous season-best time finisher for the women as she took Maureen Creighton (sixth) club sport and would like a time as good as Saturday’s per- of 13:25.43. fourth in the 3,000-meter run with formance. Freshman Maureen Creighton a time of 11:16.27. your results published in Hockey The school record of 3:20.09 was the top individual finisher for The Blue Streaks return to action The Carroll News, please was recorded in 2002 by Antoine the women at the meet, finishing tomorrow at the Greater Cleveland send scores by 5 p.m. on JCU 8 Dunklin, George Sample, Corey sixth in the 55-meter dash with a Championships at Baldwin-Wallace Sunday to: W&J 3 Klein and current assistant coach time of 7.67 seconds. College. Eric Biro. “Maureen was the bright spot of Both the men and women are [email protected] Despite missing a few key com- the day,” Ford said. “I was proud of scheduled to compete in the meet petitors due to injury, the women’s how we competed hard this week- that begins at 5 p.m. Streaks of the Week

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Chris Zajac RK Glover Maureen Creighton Caitlin Sureck Lee Jennings senior senior freshman senior junior

Zajac scored 26 points Glover was the only Blue Creighton was the top Sureck had back-to-back Jennings averaged 30.5 and pitched in 11 assists this Streak to earn “All-Ohio” individual finisher on the double-doubles last week. points per game as JCU split week as the Blue Streaks status at the All-Ohio Meet. women’s side for the Blue She had 11 points and 11 their last two games. Her 39 went 2-0. His bucket with He cleared 43 feet and eight Streaks at the All-Ohio Meet. rebounds against Otterbein, points against Otterbein Col- eight seconds left gave JCU inches in the triple jump, She took sixth in the 55-me- and followed that up with 20 lege set a new school record

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Spot the Differences Find the 10 differences in these pictures. The answers will be printed in next week’s issue. Before After Check out The Carroll News on Facebook, Twitter and read all of the stories on jcunews.com Editorial 17 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com February 18, 2010 Editorial SU and LGBT must rethink methods Student Union That LGBT The Student Union acted too quickly and under duress in passing group is still C o u l d b e Resolution R-1-SP10, a resolution regarding support of LGBT rights. hangin’ around worse. They The resolution that called for the inclusion of sexual orientation in the could be blasting school’s non-discrimination policy was voted on and passed in the Feb. the atrium. 16 Student Union meeting. One clause stated that “students have shown “Mmmbop” on their passion to improve the campus climate for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, loop again. Transgender and Questioning (LGBTQ) students.” It goes on to explain that class senators represent the entire student constituency and it is their “responsibility to express the concerns of the student body.” We find this troublesome because we don’t feel the entire student body was aware, well-informed, or able to express its feelings on this matter. Student Union and class senators should have done a better job gathering their respective class’s attitude on this matter before voting. Student Union should have tabled the resolution for at least two weeks to collect a con- sensus of the entire student body. A meeting should have been publicized and held for interested students to come and express their feelings, much like the open forum after the campus tragedies. The final vote on the resolution was: 11 in favor, five opposed and four abstentions. At the time of the vote, four senators were absent and the resolution only required a simple majority. It is important to note that three of the four senators absent were seniors who are not required to attend meetings second semester of their senior year. Additionally, members of the LGBT community were present during the vote, which “ was inappropriate because senators may have been pressured or swayed to vote for the resolution because of the group’s presence. Cartoon by Joe Hinkel The Carroll News feels that the Student Union should revote on the resolution. We feel the revote should be by secret ballot and attendance should be mandatory, even for senior senators (unless health is an is- sue). NOTABLE QUOTABLE LGBT Once again The Carroll News commends the students in support of the LGBT inclusion clause on their determination and passion about the issue. However, we question the effectiveness and the necessity of some of the “If you’re the type of kid who will slack tactics. They have already gotten the attention of a majority of students, faculty and the press. At this point, a more formal approach needs to be off, you’d find a way to do that in taken in hopes of getting the clause passed. When gathering student quotes for the article titled “Mixed feelings about LGBT methods,” we found that many students expressed concern sophomore or junior year anyway.” with the way they were approached to sign the petition. Many were not fully aware of what they were signing, especially in the time between -Utah’s West Jordan High School’s student body president J.D. the protest and the release of last week’s issue of The Carroll News. We realize that there is literature available at the tables to educate signers on Williams in response to Utah government considering cutting the the issue and that is good, but the education should be given before the 12th grade to save money. person signs. Another concern has been the campus-wide promotional methods. “ According to school rules, student organizations must go through the Office of Student Activities to post flyers and advertisements on campus.

Because the protesters are not an officially recognized organization, they do not have to go through this process. Flyers have been hung in unap- proved areas as well as scrawled across snow mounds. The Carroll News HIT & miss understands the desire to present the messages in this way, however, it is Hit: The winter Olympics miss: Georgian luger Nodar unfair to student organizations who have to go through the official process. There needs to be a more formal push to be sponsored by a department Kumaritsashvili dies during trial run Hit: NBA All-Star game or student group when moving forward in posting media and pressuring miss(ing): Defense Hit: JCU men’s basketball team the administration. earns at least a share of the OAC championship Fasting in solidarity and standing during Mass isn’t pressuring the ad- miss ministration or the Board to pass the addendum to the policy. The LGBT : Former Rep. Charlie Wilson dies at the age of 76 community and its supporters are also rapidly losing effectiveness due Hit/miss: Facebook’s new layout Hit: Angels & Airwaves new to the length of time between the original sit-in and the Board meeting. album “LOVE” Hit: Donuts after Mass in the atrium After a while the protests becomes irrelevant and easy to tune out, caus- miss: 17,000 deaths caused by the Swine Flu in the United ing it to be ineffective. In a recent incident, an LGBT supporter approached a tour and began States Hit: Post-Valentine’s Day sale on candy to lecture a prospective student about recent events pertaining to LGBT miss: Cavities that will be caused by it Hit: Senior RK Glover supporters’ fight for inclusion in the Equal Employment Opportunity finished second in triple jump at All-Ohio Indoor Track and Policy and their lack of support from the administration. The supporter urged the student not to attend JCU for these very reasons. The Carroll Field Championship Hit: Cavs extend win streak to 13 with a News recognizes that not all protesters support the actions of that particular 115-106 victory over the Orlando Magic Hit: Mardi Gras member, but it is something that needs to be addressed. That particular Hit/miss: Lenten promises protester’s actions were uncalled for, disrespectful and offensive. The point of the protest is not to be offensive. e-mail your hits & misses to [email protected] Overall, the LGBT community needs to reconsider their methods of reaching the student body and gaining support from the administration.

Editor in Chief Campus Editors World News Editor Distribution KATIE SHERIDAN Emily Gaffney Sean Webster Rachel Hasel The Carroll News [email protected] Nicole Green Sports Editor Campus Spotlight Editors SERVING JCU SINCE 1925 Managing Editor Tim Ertle Dan Cooney A&E/Life Editor To contact the Carroll News: The Carroll News is published Bob Seeholzer Jillian Dunn weekly by the students of John Cartoonists John Carroll University Jennifer Holton Carroll University. Joe Hinkel Copy Editors 20700 North Park Blvd. The opinions expressed in editorials Adviser Photo Adviser David Hickey Theresa Gromek University Heights, OH 44118 and cartoons are those of The Robert T. Noll Alan Stephenson, Ph. D Kath Duncan Colin J. Beisel Newsroom: 216.397.1711 Carroll News editorial staff and not Editorial & Op/Ed Editors Advertising: 216.397.4398 necessarily those of the University’s Kristen Jantonio administration, faculty or students. Lena Chapin Diversions Editors Brian Bayer Fax: 216.397.1729 Business Manager Photographer e-mail: [email protected] Signed material and comics are Craig Willert Bob Seeholzer Matt Mihalich solely the view of the author. Jeff Sigmund Taylor Horen Jeff Sigmund Bridget Beirne 18 Op/Ed February 18, 2010 www.jcunews.com The Carroll News OURVIEW Will Diverse group of artists combine talents to raise money creatively Call:

viewership and reality shows are a and female artists including Fergie, We are the Blue successful alternative. Jennifer Hudson and Celine Dion, Even so, there is an unreal and replaced Tina Turner, Cyndi Lauper Streak nation talentless quality about many of the and Diana Ross. Miley Cyrus and successful reality shows on MTV. the Jonas Brothers represent teen It concerns me that our pop culture pop sensations. An Auto-Tuned Lil is being redefined by a seriously Wayne juxtaposes the crooning of promise and establish a common distorted “reality.” Tony Bennet. Craig Willert Editorial & Op/Ed Editor interest. Nicole Green Oppositely, the “We Are The Footage and a recording of Campus Editor There are few things these days Now, I’m not saying that some- World” videos, old and new, capture Michael Jackson from the original thing like this will happen, but I MTV broke down and faced its that bring people together. Divided the culture of the time in which video split a screen with Janet am saying this: If we don’t come reality last week when it officially for all sorts of reasons, a common each was recorded, presenting the Jackson in the new version creating together right now, as a school, we dropped “music television” from its interest among an entire nation is fashion, icons, musical style and a short duet during the song. Even will fail. logo. It should come as no surprise, rare. It’s just the way things work. suffering in the world at that time. American Idol’s Randy Jackson We will fail not only ourselves, considering MTV lost touch with But one event in particular that The videos showcase great talent sings in the video, as well as actor but also everything that this com- its original focus on music as real- defies those boundaries is the Olym- and bring awareness to meaningful Vince Vaughn. munity stands for. We will succumb ity television became increasingly pics. causes. The video symbolizes the unifi- to our own selfish desires. popular. Over time, “The Situation” It is an anomaly so spectacular More than 80 artists collaborated cation of diverse people and talents JCU is comprised of varying and his GTL routine replaced Car- that it brings red and blue, white and on the newer version of the song, for a great cause. It is work that ethnic, religious and political back- son Daly and “TRL.” black, gay and straight together. For which was written by Michael Jack- is deserving of praise and public grounds. It’s like a mini-nation. In the same week, the video “We these brief two weeks, we put away son and Lionel Richie. The lyrics support. Each student contributes to the Are The World 25” was released, all of our differences to support the remain relevant and inspiring. The success of this fundraising unique make-up of this school and featuring musicians of all ages and red, white and blue. While the cause is certainly effort depends on people paying for adds something no one else can. I genres ­– those whose fame came Just as an example, when Apolo worthwhile, the song and video are something they can get for free. know we have our differences and from MTV and those whose videos Ohno is coming around that final also a testament to the power of Hopefully, the same large audi- maybe I’m wishing for a Utopian circulate on YouTube. turn, seconds from a gold medal, celebrity and the way that power ences that support popular reality society, but we will never know for “We Are The World 25” was we aren’t cheering against him. We can be used for positive public shows will appreciate the true talent sure unless we try. recorded as a fundraiser for Haitian don’t pray that he wipes out. We all influence. that is exhibited in “We Are The To those students involved in the relief 25 years after artists recorded cross our fingers, close our eyes and “We Are The World 25” brings World 25” and the value of support- Feb. 3 protest, you may think that it for the first time in an effort to as one nation, believe. together the diverse styles and tal- ing Haitian relief efforts. you have no mutual interest with raise money for Africa. These athletes don’t do it for a ents of rappers, country singers, pop Donations can be made at the administration or whoever is The video was released last Fri- $120 million contract, but for pride performers and musical legends, world25.org. Proceeds from song standing in your way. Well, you’re day and had more than 3.5 million and glory. They train nine hours a some of which participated in the and video downloads on iTunes ben- wrong. views on YouTube after two days. day for three and a half years on original recording of the song. efit the We Are The World Founda- One thing that no one can ever I recognize that MTV can’t com- pure will and motivation. What do Justin Bieber replaced Lionel tion, founded by Lionel Richie and take from us is that we are all Blue pete with YouTube for Richie in the opening of the song, Quincy Jones earlier this month. they get? They get personal satisfac- tion, a medal and, most importantly, Streaks. a chance to stand at the top of the We will always be the Blue podium and hear their national an- Streak nation. them played in front of hundreds of It’s not just a name, but it’s millions of people. something we will always have in Wonderword common. You may disagree with We at John Carroll can learn something from this. my beliefs or what I stand for and What does debouch mean? JCU has been hit hard this year we may never see eye-to-eye, but by tragedy. We’ve been torn apart what we will always share is our by our differences. Blue Streak pride. To put it simply, we’ve seen It’s time to work together as the better days. Blue Streak nation. I cannot stand Over the past week, I’ve seen to see us so divided and hostile. the worst come out of people here You may argue that I’m asking you at JCU. Factions have been estab- to give up what you stand for, but lished, enemies made and sides what I’m saying is that we need to taken. I understand that you have handle this constructively. We must “To be in charge of a “To screw something up “An onomatopoeia.” the right to stand up for your beliefs use our common interest and work together from here. situation.” really bad.” Mari O’Neill, and fight for what you think is right, but past history has shown that times Students and administration need Ciara Mastin, Joe Cody, sophomore like this eventually spiral out of con- to put down their weapons and meet junior senior trol. The 1968 Democratic Conven- in the middle. tion riots in Chicago. The shootings We’re supposed to be “Men and at Kent State University. The Civil women for others” right? Debouch means to come forth; emerge. Rights riots in the south. Then start acting like it. All of these happened because Contact Craig Willert at people were unwilling to com- [email protected] That’s what See said: Better late than never ... right? late to really put it to use. I never missed a day of high school. know that you’ve been thinking like your name was Thor. I too have been a victim of the I was ill-prepared for this turning of about that comment he or she made Here’s how I handled my situ- “act now, think later” process. At the tables and could only think up for that long. ation: As soon as he made missing dinner one time last semester, a cou- a response about how my immune Don’t worry friend. As usual, school a “cool” thing to do, I should ple of my fellow CN staff members system is as strong as the Hulk I’ve got a solution for you. have sarcastically said “Yeah, OK were discussing attendance records (which can be interpreted as either All you have to do is bait him or Ferris Bueller,” and then followed and it was revealed that one of them Hulk Hogan or Lou Ferrigno, both her into making the same comment it up with some impressive statistics didn’t miss a single day of school were pretty diesel). again. Bringing up a past argument/ that actually follow his logic, but Bob Seeholzer in seventh grade. Impressive? Yes. Several weeks later I thought conversation that didn’t end in your favored me. “And I guarantee I’ve Managing Editor More impressive than me? Not back to this event (that’s the sort of favor the first time is a little danger- missed more class at JCU than you.” We’ve all been there. You’re hav- even close. loss you never forget) and came up ous because you’re leaving yourself Boom, tables have been turned. ing an argument with someone and Being the story topper that I am, with what would have been a truly vulnerable to another attack. You All of a sudden I’m Matthew can’t quite find the right response, I told him that I didn’t miss a day great rebuttal to his argument. I’d know what they say, though: with Broderick, singing in parades and so you come up with something of school for the entirety of high tell you it now, but I’m saving it for high risk comes high reward, go sending the principal on a wild less than ideal. Then, after the other school. I should’ve known that he’d my big finish. big or go home, crank that Soulja goose chase, and he’s that guy who person gets up and leaves with his have a cunning mind, cultivated by The most difficult part of the Boy, etc. You came up with this couldn’t find another gig until “Spin or her glorious victory, you come up his hours spent in the newsroom, situation is finally having a great comeback, you need to release the City” (which was his next big role with the perfect response. and would flip it on me. comeback, but wondering whether thunder. according to Wikipedia. Seriously, It’s gut-wrenching to be sitting He turned what I had thought or not you should use it. It seems a Once you get them back on the look it up). there after the idea bulb lights up in was a positive into a negative by little petty, self-conscious, and flat original topic and trick them into Contact Bob Seeholzer at your head and realize that you’re too pointing out how nerdy it was that out embarrassing to let someone setting you up, you drop the hammer [email protected] Sher it like it is:

Op/Ed 19 The Carroll News www.jcunews.com February 18, 2010 The Op/Ed T-Pain or pop?

Anyone who has had a meal with me less enjoyable. But that could never Top Ten: knows that was quite the sacrifice.: (I happen. The other editors would Sher it likelost five poundsit and isdidn’t change prevent me from keeping that prom- Artists that were not featured on anything else about my lifestyle. ise even an hour into Lent. That tells you how much junk food I Out of my own Lenten ideas, the “We Are the World” remake really eat.) Anyway, I've been there, Google searches resulted in a few done that and, for the past month, suggestions: French fries, swearing, I've had a bet with my friend that smoking, drinking pop and reading I couldn't last without cookies. I the newspaper. 1. Ja Rule 6. R. Kelly have, but I'm ready for that bet to French fries are OK, but not a Katie Sheridan be over. Plus, Girl Scout cookies staple. Smoking would be a chal- 2. Spice Girls 7. Chumbawamba Editor in Chief will be released soon so, giving up lenge, but only for people who 3. Lou Bega 8. Michael Bolton food is out. smoke. Swearing is something I Lent began yesterday and I've I've also considered committing definitely do more now than when 4. Bon Jovi 9. Vanilla Ice been struggling with what I want to exercise twice a week. Again, I was in high school, but still not 5. Joe Biden 10. Baha Men to sacrifice this year. I'm sure by you'd think that is a given, but my that frequently. As for reading the now it comes as no surprise that I'm life adds up to weird hours and no newspaper, I don't think that would Catholic, so you could assume that dedication to the gym. I really like be my best decision since I’m so every year I give up something for to keep my Lenten promise, so that's involved with this thing we call The 40 days, and that would be true. out, too. I will attempt to continue Carroll News. Before I start though, did you going to power yoga though. Drinking pop is a realistic pos- -Compiled by Lena Chapin and Craig Willert know Lent is actually 46 days? It One year I decided to give sibility. I have more pop in a day is only 40 days if you don’t include someone an honest compliment than any other drink. There are no Sundays. That is why some people every day. I did it successfully, but redeeming values to drinking pop, believe that Sundays don’t count for I got tired of it and everyone just re- except that it keeps you awake when your sacrifice. turned the compliment which made you forget to do your homework or According to Catholic.com, theirs and mine seem fake. If I tell are working on the newspaper. But, usiness which seems to be a pretty legit you I like your haircut, you don't I think I could learn to do without. source, “the penances are lifted on have to look me over and decide to I will not consume pop for the next Sunday, because every Sunday is an settle on “liking” my coat. I'm not 40 days. If I start to shake or look Easter celebration.” That little fact a Facebook status, no need to fake miserable, you can assume Lenten B would have made my life easier a like me. pop withdrawal has set in. I’ll grow few years ago. I’d love to give up listening to accustomed, but until then I better So back to my dilemma of what T-Pain. I can admit that “I’m on a learn to like coffee. orner to give up. Boat” was a good song the first ten Contact Katie Sheridan at The anatomy of a lost sale One year I gave up all junk food. times I heard it. The next 390, were [email protected] C gry – their loss. But what does Some faculty Einstein’s have to lose? Plenty, if YOURVIEW my assumption is correct. Twenty behind students five hungry students each day is The Department of 125 hungry students a week, 1875 Letters to the Editor Sociology and Criminology hungry students a semester, and John Carroll University beings to body parts has often been 3750 hungry students during a Oppression is no joke used throughout history to justify The Department of Sociology & school year. Obviously, each of Nicole Garner the degradation of many groups. Criminology supports the students’ those students’ orders would differ Class of 2007 This allows people to look at oth- collective efforts to raise awareness Zoran Miling dramatically, but for the sake of the John Carroll University The Carroll News ers as pieces instead of as humans. that John Carroll University’s non- assessment we’ll presume a single I am very troubled by a recent It was no joke when it was used to discrimination statement excludes It’s 11:50 a.m. and you have yet homogenous order. article that gave solutions to the justify colonialism, it was no joke sexual orientation. We support their to eat breakfast. After sitting through I normally order a large cof- discrimination of LGTBQ faculty when it was used to justify slavery, it efforts for three main reasons: 1) two consecutive lectures, all you re- fee (it’s usually a $1 refill in my by using racist policies that resulted was no joke when it was used in the central to the discipline of sociol- ally want is a bagel and a coffee, yet paisley Einstein Bros. coffee mug, in the suffering and death of so Holocaust, and it is no joke now. ogy is a concern for issues of social the line at Einstein’s extends beyond but let’s ignore that for now) and many people. This is not satire as it was used justice, social exclusion, and the the newspaper stand. an everything bagel with cream I believe that putting forth these by Swift. It is, instead, an offense treatment of marginalized popula- Surely, there is not enough time cheese; total cost: $4.28. Assuming policies which were used to dehu- against all people who have ever tions, 2) central to the mission of to get your fuel for the day and make all 3750 hungry students have the manize a group of people is no joke. been harmed by these kinds of John Carroll University, as a Jesuit it to class in time. No bagel or cof- same appetite as me, that’s $16,050 In fact, to use it in such a way further atrocities. University, is a commitment to is- fee for you today. Yet again, you’ll in sales Einstein’s left on the table. dehumanizes both the LGTBQ com- Swift did not use concrete his- sues of social justice and solidarity have to settle for a Diet Pepsi and Yes, $16,050 a year in lost sales – munity and the African American torical events and policies in his with marginalized populations, with Snickers from the vending machine. enough to put a student through one community. The use of the 3/5 satire. It is the use of these concrete a responsibility for community How often does this occur? More semester of classes or buy them 162 compromise and Jim Crow laws is historical practices that is prob- members to work toward resolv- often than one might expect. kegs of Bud Light. troubling on many levels. lematic. It allows (some) people ing all forms of discrimination and In a non-scientific study, I spent So, why the bottleneck? First, it minimizes the atrocities to laugh instead of looking to see oppression, and 3) central to the a few hours outside of Einstein’s I’m not a logistics major, but of slavery and racism that these poli- the hurt in the eyes of those it is Academy is the importance of aca- Better late than never ... right? during the morning rush to find out I presume the general layout of cies were first invoked to uphold. speaking of. demic freedom, the right to have all just how many half-awake students Einstein’s itself causes the backups. Secondly, it leaves one questioning There is nothing humorous about sides of issues respectfully publicly were left without a bagel. The result I hope this article opens a broader whether there is respect for human slavery and there is nothing humor- debated. Any attempt to silence the was frightening, and even more discussion as to why so many stu- beings as such. Finally, making a ous about speaking of the bodies of students’ voices, strikes at the heart alarming is the amount of sales dents are left without a bagel and joke about slavery is the appropria- my friends as things to be split up at of this university. Our department Einstein’s losses. coffee each morning. tion of the suffering of another for the drop of a hat. It ignores the Jesuit applauds their courageous actions. While lost-sales varied by day, the amusement of some. call to be a community, to work to- Supported by: mostly due to the breakup of class The Carroll News To speak of the division of the gether, and to care about each other. Penny Harris, Ph.D., Professor schedules, I found that an average body of faculty members into parts The meaning of being a member and Chair of 25 students each day decided reserves the right to edit that can be discriminated against of a community is to recognize the Duane Dukes, Ph.D., Professor to skip the wait and head to class letters for length and to and parts that cannot, is to perpetu- humanness in each member, not to Susan Long, Ph.D., Professor instead. While it was uncommon reject letters if they are ate the idea that some bodies are bet- dehumanize some members. Richard Clark, Ph.D., Associate to see someone already waiting in ter than others. I would ask people to view this Professor line exit due to an upcoming class, libelous or standards In fact, the splitting up is de- through the lens of love instead Ernie De Zolt, Ph.D., Associate I regularly witnessed numerous of good taste. Letters humanizing at best, horrifying at humor or disrespect. Professor students stop and turn around after to the editor must not worst. I believe that it is telling that As Natalie Clifford Barney Wendy Wiedenhoft, Ph.D., As- seeing a long-line protruding from no mention of the mind is given admonishes us “Only love is im- sociate Professor Einstein’s. exceed 500 words and here, since it is the case that teach- portant, not the sex to whom it is Gloria Vaquera, Ph.D., Assistant Some expressed their frustration must be submitted to ing is about conveying thoughts directed. Superstition and prejudice Professor vocally, while others quietly turned [email protected] and ideas, not arms, legs, torsos weigh love down. Let it be free Medora Barnes, Ph.D., Assistant away in dismay. by 5 p.m. on Sunday. or faces. of them–our only regret that there Professor So a few kids walk away hun- In fact, the reduction of human should be so little in the world” Louise Barmann, BA, staff CLASSIFIEDS

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Spacious & Babysitter for my 11 and 13-year- appliances, dishwasher, big Well-Maintained. Each Unit For Ad Rates olds. Need about 3 days a week ment, off street parking, close closets, bonus rooms. Call 216- to JCU great location, $675 per has 3 Bdrms, 1 ½ Bath. ¼ Mile from 3pm-6pm in our Pepper Pike 339-9815. from JCU.Call JCU Alumni @ and Home. Transportation is needed. month lease. Available March RESERVE NEXT YEAR’S 440.336.2437. Please contact Tracy at 216-464- 1st 2010. call440-897-7881 or Information: HOUSE NOW, BEFORE THE 7744 or e-mail at tntseifert@sbc- 440-655-2048 Beat the rush!! 3 bedroom GOOD ONES ARE GONE! Contact us at: global.net Hurry!!! These will rent fast single family home, modern Nice, well-kept 4 bedroom, 2.5 for 2010-2011 school years. kitchen with dish washer, mod- The Carroll bath house, great So. Euclid lo- Childcare/Tutoring/Household For 10 years we cater to John ern bathroom, washer and dryer, cation, close to JCU. Energy ef- News Help sought. Beachwood fam- Carroll students and we have new carpet in living and dinning ficient, air, all appliances, plen- ily with 4 children, ages 4-13, eight units available Each has room, walking distance to JCU, John Carroll ty of parking, lots of updates. expects twins in March/April. 4 bedrooms Recently updated 2 car garage. 3941 Washington Owned by JCU alum, available Univ. 20700 N. Seeking help with: housekeep- 1 mile from campus Secure Blvd. call 440- 526-1723 home June 2010. [email protected] ing, cooking, homework; play- and safe Call Michael at 330- 216-276-3583 Cell Park Blvd. or 440-336-2929 for info/tour. ing, chore supervision, groom- 388-7798 ing kids. Ideal candidate is Facebook…’Bernot College FOR RENT- TWO BLOCKS University Hts, reliable, disciplined, energetic , Rental Houses’ 1 or 2 roommates need- FROM JCU ON WARRENS- VILLE CENTER ROAD. OH 44118, or upbeat, experienced with chil- University Heights ed to share nice house on TWO BEDROOM UNIT dren, creative, fun, and en- Walking Distance to Campus. Warrensville Center Road. Sep- carrollnews@ (TWO PEOPLE) IN TWO- joys big families. References 4-5-6 Bedroom houses are arate bedrooms, living room, FAMILY HOUSE. PROFES- jcu.edu. required. Compensation $10/ available. All with plenty of dining room, all appliances and SIONALLY MANAGED!!! hr. Help needed at various parking, AC, newer appliances, garage included. For more de- AVAILABLE JUNE 1ST FOR Federal Law bans dis- times, especially 4:00 – 9:00 washers and dryers. Currently tails please call 216-401-7755 NEXT SCHOOL YEAR (2010- crimination by race, sex, p.m. Interested individuals rented by JCU students. Only a or 216 292-2121 religion, color, national 2011). FLEXIBLE MOVE- should e-mail HYPERLINK few blocks and within walking House For Rent * Available origin, family status and IN DATES. HUGE ROOMS, “mailto:Amalyikah@gmail. distance from campus! DON’T June 1, 2010 * 4398 Baintree, handicap in all Ohio MODERN AMENITIES, AIR rental property. The Car- com” [email protected] WAIT, ACT FAST! Leases to 10 min walk from JCU. 3 bed- CONDITIONING, FREE roll News will not know- or call (216) 297-9341. begin in June. Call Anthony at rooms plus den, 1.5 bathrooms, WASHER/ DRYER USE. ingly accept advertising (216) 374-7164 2 car garage, finished base- in violation of this law. To advertise in OWNED BY JCU ALUMNI. House for rent on cedar near ment, central heat and A/C, As a consequence, The The Carroll News Please CALL 216-292-3727. Carroll News will not belvoir. Three bedrooms, two washer and dryer. Beds and accept rental ads that contact us @ full baths, ample parking. dressers available with house. Duplexes 2 and 3 bedrooms for stipulate the gender of rent on Warrensville call Curt [email protected] Available June. 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