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by Jaime Lynne Benshoff tickets are issued on campus each the amount of revenue will equal time officer and fully-equipped for open parking spaces at UWM and year. the costs for enforcing the regula­ squad car for ticket writing and was illustrated in a transportation Kevin Liner Contrary to what most people tions," Marsho said. "Someone's collecting money from parking report released by the University of The Post staff on campus think, Horowitz said got to go around to check that meters. recently. This competition is a Monday, enforcing parking regu­ everyone is paying their $.15 per Why is it necessary to allocate major reason parking enforcement Annual revenues generated lations is not a money-making hour. Otherwise it's not fair to thousands of dollars to the police is relatively strict here, according from parking tickets are about program. In reality, he said, those who did." department for enforcing parking to Horowitz. $80,000, yet the cost of the entire money is lost every time a parking Even though the costs of regulations when the officers are Marsho said the collection rate program for enforcing parking ticket is issued. issuing parking tickets are high, already on campus? for tickets is 75-85 percent. regulations is estimated at "It's not clear what we are campus officials say not to do so is "Why? It is the most efficient $120,000. gaining with the amount of en­ even less desirable. way of providing the service," High costs These figures were cited in a forcement," he said. "You want The parking situation would be said , University "But for a high rate for letter, dated Feb. 14, written by people (who enforce parking "chaotic" if there wasn't a full- police chief. "I think it's a collection you also have high costs Alan Horowitz, chairman of the regulations) to be conscientious time officer assigned to ticket bargain...I'd hesitate to tamper involved," he said. Parking and Transit Advisory but you don't want to go broke duty," said Alfred Fiorita, an with it." Administrators interviewed Committee. He sent the letter to while they are." assistant to Lee. The regulations are enforced said the area that would be target­ Gilbert Lee, assistant chancellor James Marsho, administrator of Marsho said there would be a only on campus parking lots and ed for the most scrutiny is the for administrative affairs, to the Parking and Transit Depart­ ' 'free-for-all'' if enforcement were underground parking ramps. Only ticket appeal process offered express concern over what he calls ment, agreed there is misconcep­ cut back. 1,070 unrestricted parking spaces through Student Court. the high cost of enforcing parking tion about the financial aspect of Parking and Transit allocates are available to the thousands who According to Marsho, the cost regulations. issuing tickets. $53,000 to the University police visit UWM daily. of the appeals was once as high as Between 24,000-30,000 parking "It's not necessarily true that department to pay for one full- The high level of competition [Turn to p. 6] U.S. judge halts draft/aid law by Kevin Liner enforcement. The ruling is bind­ increased likelihood that the legis­ of The Post staff ing nationwide. lation will eventually be found The group bringing in the suit unconstitutional and be repealed. A federal judge Thursday against the federal government "It punishes students without a placed a temporary restraint on had also s6ught to have the trial and it violates the Fifth the federal government's attempt amendment repealed. The suit Amendment clause which says a to enforce the Solomon Amend­ was brought by the Minnesota person does not have to testify ment. Public Interest Research Group, against himself," Lass said. The amendment states that all an agency which safeguards the male students who are eligible for rights of both individuals and Since students would be denied the Selective Service draft must groups. financial aid if they do not show provide proof of draft registration Dan Lass, staff attorney for they have registered for the draft, to campus financial aid officials MPIRG, said that his group was the legislation effectively before applying for aid. Failure to relieved the ruling had finally punishes them without a trial, do so disqualifies students from come down, even though the Lass said. Lass' other charge Vol. 27, No. 45, March 15, 1983 receiving financial aid. judge did not find the amendment Judge Donald Alsop of the U.S. unconsitutional. Lass said the [Turn to p. 3] District Court in St. Paul, Minn- ruling was supposed to come handed down the temporary weeks ago and he had been restraining order. The TRO is not offered no- explanation for the an actual verdict on the Solomon delay. Governor OKs holiday in state legislation. Instead, it leaves the Also, Lass said Alsop's 30-page legislation intact, but forbids opinion seemed to indicate an to commemorate birth of King

by Michael Dobran and he honored Gandhi's memory should recognize it," Fuller said. of The Post staff well," Earl said. "J worked a long time on this, The bill, however, does not it's long overdue," Coggs said. Martin Luther King's birthday, make King's birthday a paid She first tried to get the bill Jan. 15, is now a legal holiday in holiday. passed in 1977. It was finally Wisconsin. "Fiscal constraints precluded passed in the assembly on Jan. Gov. Anthony Earl signed a bill passage of a bill which would 25, 1983. "Blacks will take pride Saturday which officially recog­ create an automatic paid holi­ in this," she said. nizes King's contributions to so­ day," according to State Rep. King would have been 54 last ciety, making Wisconsin the 20th Marcia P. Coggs, (D-Milw.). Jan. 15. He was an eloquent state to do so. "However, this bill will make black minister who led the civil "This bill is important because things easier to make January 15 a rights movement starting in the we have to realize that the efforts paid holiday in the near future," mid 1950's. He was assassinated made by Martin Luther King are she said. on April 4th, 1968 in Memphis, for all people," Earl said. "And "I think it's a beginning step," Tennessee. its important that we all move said Howard Fuller, secretary of King won the Nobel prize in toward greater equality." the Department of Employment 1964 for his non-violent resistance Relations. However, he said, in the struggle for equality. In Earl's short public statement making it a paid holiday would to over 100 people at the Martin have been . A group of happy youngsters looked on as Gov. Anthony Earl signed Luther King Center in Milwaukee, "Martin Luther King was im­ Posted a bill Saturday designating Jan. IS, Martin Luther King, Jr.'s he noted King's study and emula­ portant to all American citizens. birthday, a state holiday. tion of Mahatma Gandhi. The work he did was of such a inside. . . Post photo by Jifat Windmiller "King had enormous courage magnitude that all Americans WANTED: One live Leprechaun a McEnroe hater In honor of St. Patrick's Day, The Post is offering a $100 cash prize leprechaunologist, we are quite certain we could spot a fraud from an Page 5 to anyone who can bring a live leprechaun in to our office in the Irish country mile away. Leprechauns are short. They wear green Union. garments, have red hair and their eyes twinkle. They can sing Irish The editorial staff feels this is a worthwhile contest. Leprechauns ballads as fast backwards as they can forwards. If in serious peril, a Bridge flaws have, in recent years, gone the way of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny leprechaun will click his heels three times and vanish in a cloud of cited in report and the Tooth Fairy. There are few genuine heroes to believe in as it green smoke. They are practically undetectable in dense foliage. The is; when people display blatant skepticism over yet another one, the bottom line is, we will know if you are bringing in the real thing. Page 7 2) The leprechaun must be alive and in good health. Any bodily harm incurred while capturing one will weigh heavily against an Rep production entrant in any decision in the event of multiple entries. 3) The leprechaun will become property of neither the capturer 50 years late or The Post Company. Leprechauns are their own masters. Page 9 4) Leprechauns may enter themselves, but preference will be given to a truly creative capture. Mother wouldn't like 5) Judging will be done by Post staff. 6) Contest ends at midnight March 24,1983. this pajama party 7) Post employees and their relatives are ineligible to enter. Page 12 A few hints: nets with small gaps work best, since leprechauns are fall of democracy as we now know it cannot be far behind. Also, it notoriously small and agile. Do not spend too much time in the Voight found Jones would be interesting to find out first-hand what it was like filming all downtown area, for leprechauns prefer natural grass and trees. Also, those Lucky Charm commercials. a leprechaun seen during March 17 revelry is unlikely to still be there to fill void The rules of the contest are as follows: the next morning. Page 13 1) No faking! After lengthy consultation with a leading Good luck. ST. PATRICK'S PARTY Irish Whiskey - 75* A Shot • Baileys - 75* A Shot • Green Beer - 40* Da i ly Spec i a I s

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We are located in the Union MILWAUKEE ROOM, UWM UNION Concourse on the following days from SPONSORED BY NORRIS HEALTH CENTER 10 am to 3 pm: FREE TO STAFF, STUDENTS& March: 4.9.11,14,16.21,23.28.30 THE COMMUNITY April: 4,6,11 & 15 March 15, 1983 Page 3 collegiate crossword Law linking draft and aid Calendar Tuesday, March 15 i EXHIBITION: Art Faculty of the University of put on hold Wisconsin System, Fine Arts Gallery, through [from page one] April 3. refers to the requirement that 12:30 p.m. CONCERT: Tuesday Weekly Lunch Hour Concert, students have to testify to finan­ Union Art Gallery, free. cial aid officials that they have in CRAFT CENTER REGISTRATION: Spring Session fact registered for the draft. Two, For information call 963-5535, Union EG30. The Solomon legislation is 11:30-12:30 p.m. TIME MANAGEMENT: Juggling Multiple Roles, scheduled to go into effect July 1. Apply at Norris Health Center. The federal government now 3:00-4:30 p.m. WORKSHOP: Relaxation and Stress Management, would have to return to court to Sign up at Norris Health Center. have the TRO overturned. 3:30 p.m. LECTURE: Perkins Foss, Art Department Dart­ Rep. Gerald Solomon (R- mouth College Afro-American, Enderis 177, Spons. N.Y.), the author of the legisla­ by Center for Twentieth Century Studies. tion, has already indicated he 4:00 p.m. LECTURE: Mary Jane Osborn "Biogenesis of the would seek to have the TRO Outer Membrane of Salmonella" Chem. Bldg. 180. appealed. 6:30-7:30 p.m. FINANCIAL AID WORKSHOP: 8th Note Coffee­ "If the restraining order be­ house, Final workshop. comes permanent, the Selective 7:30 p.m. LECTURE/PANEL DISCUSSION: "Ireland: From Service System would appeal it," Partition to the Present State of War," featuring Solomon said. speakers Michael Schwartz, a leader of the To appeal the TRO, the federal Milwaukee-based Catholic League For Religious government has two options. and Civil Rights, and the Western Division Edward Julius, 1977Collegiate CW77-21 Most likely, it will appeal to the Commander of the A.I.R.A., Union E280, Spons. U.S. 8th Circuit Court of Appeals by Students For A United Ireland and the United in St. Louis. As the next highest Irish Societies. ACROSS 41 A musketeer 11 Landed estate branch of the judicial system 7:30-9:00 p.m. LECTURE: "Inter-American Security; Lessons 43 Wage of words 12 France above Alsop's court, the Court of From The South Atlantic," Alexander Wilde, 1 Like zoo animals 44 Thick 13 facie 6 Hits 46 Wriggling 14 Former footwear Appeals has the power to overturn University of Notre Dame, Greene Hall, $2.25 11 Dreaded disease 47 Feline sound 19 Retaining wall the TRO. general, $1.25 student, faculty, staff. 13 Language-related 48 Canoeist, e.g. 22 Cattle thief The less likely option would be 8 p.m. ORIGINAL MUSIC: Gloria Hays, Sandburg Flicks. subject 50 Singer Davis 24 Having feeling 15 "The Nights" 51 Great joy 26 Hindu attire for government to seek a "stay" 8:00 p.m. FOUR EVENINGS OF BRAHMS: Fine Arts Recital 16 Travel need (2 wds) 53 Greed 28 Mass —an overruling of the court's Hall, $6 and $4.75. 17 Arrest 55 Tennis players, at 30 Meadow action—by a U.S. Supreme Court 18 Clear and shrill times 31 Trigonometry 20 Pitcher's statistic 56 Agents of retribution abbreviation Justice. The only justice who Wednesday, March 16 21 the Tentmaker 57 Raises 33 Rower could take such action in the 8th 11:30-1:00 p.m. HOT LUNCH: University Lutheran Chapel, 2223 E. 23 Musical-note parts 58 Cults 34 Worker at Tiffany's District is Justice Harry Kenwood Blvd. (In the Chapel Basement) $1.50. 24 In a (angry) 35 Not knowing 25 Uncle DOWN 37 Lab worker Blackmun. 11:30-1:30 p.m. BROWN BAG LUNCH: Discussion with Dianne 27 Egg cells 38 Comforts In the meantime, students will Sinwell, Director of Placement and Career Develop­ 28 Apportions 1 Type of candy 39 Toystore mer­ continue to apply for financial aid ment, Open to students 25 years or older, Union 29 College in 2 Bear Bryant's team chandise 3 Talk at length 40 Ways' partner without the added burden of E307, Spons. by Adult Student Alliance. 31 Caruso, for one 4 Early explorer 42 Grooms, in India providing compliance with draft noon, 1 p.m., LECTURE: Introductory lecture on Transcendental 32 Arboreal animals 5 Uses a phone 44 House need regulations. University of Wiscon­ 8 p.m. Meditation, noon and 1 p.m. Union W179, 8 p.m. (2 wds.) 6 Drives away 45 Roof edge 34 Famous Child 7 shark 48 Coffin stand sin System President Robert Union W175. 36 Madmen 8 Third most common 49 Appoint O'Neil said universities in the 12:30 p.m. OPERA: Merry Wives of Windsor, Otto Nicholai, 39 Chromosomal written word 52 Tennessee power system would not enforce the law an opera sung in English preview, Fine Arts material 9 Aromatic spice project 40 Mai de 10 More frightening 54 —— room because of Alsop's ruling. Theatre, $3. O'Neil, Chancellor Frank Hor­ 1:30-2:30 p.m. WORKSHOP: Assertiveness Training, sign up ton and Carl Buck, director of Norris Health Center, UWM students only. Solution on Page 14 financial aid here, have all gone 3:00-4:30 p.m. SEMINAR: Industrial Operations Management on record as saying the Solomon Professional Orientation, Union E309. Her Say Amendment is a bad piece of 3:30 p.m. MEETING: and CSD tour, Union W179, Spons. by Discrimination and Japanese not argumentative and not too legislation. Data Processing Management Association. women: stupid. However, they could not While the restraining order on 4:30-5:30 p.m. DRAMATIC READING: Seachtajn na Gaelige/Irish —Twenty employees of Japan's be studying law, involved in re­ the Solomon legislation would Week at UWM, "The Death of Culhulain", Golda prestigious Kinokuniya bookstore formist politics or have been a seem to be a protection of Meir Library 281. are demanding legal action nurse. They must also not belong students' rights, it also raises an 5:30p.m. BUSINESS MEETING: Gay Community at UWM, against the company after un­ to a religious group, must be area of uncertainty. If the federal Union W175. covering a "secret" list of its living with their families or government would be able to 6:30 p.m. WORSHIP SERVICE: Corner House, 3074 N. hiring rules. married, but not to lecturerer or remove the TRO, the amendment Maryland, Lutheran Student Movement. According to those rules women writers. would go back into effect. Should 6:30 p.m. LENTEN VESPER SERVICE: "The Hour of employees could not wear glasses The bookstore also has offices this occur after application dead­ Denial," Wisconsin Lutheran Student Center, 2215 or be shorter than 4 feet 8 inches in New York, San Francisco and lines for financial aid, it is E. Kenwood Ave. tall. They must also be attractive. Los Angeles. possible students would have to 7:00 p.m. BRIDGE TOURNAMENT: University Bridge Club, Women's News Institute re-apply for aid. Union W181 and 179. Also 3-23,3-30. 7:30 p.m. LECTURE: Fifth Week of RENEW, "Roadblocks to Mission," discussion groups follow, Newman Center, 2528 E. Linnwood Ave., Wednesday, and Scholarship Sandburg Cafeteria, Thursday. Thumper's 7:30,9:00 p.m. FILM FESTIVAL: "Rosie the Riveter," 7:30, and available "A Very Curious Girl," 9 p.m., Enderis 177. Free. 7:30 p.m. LECTURE: Former Congressman Henry Reuss on Den...... Up to $600 in scholarship "Magnetic Levitation?! Redefining Milwaukee's money from the Morris and 3353 S. 13th Street Local and Regional Role." Engelman 249, Spons. Miriam Marden Fund will be by Student Chapter of the American Planning (T/2 blocks north of Morgan) awarded to one or more under­ Association. 383-73X2 graduate students in mathematics 8:00-10:00 p m COMEDY SHOWCASE: 8th Note Coffeehouse, at UWM for the 1983-84 academic free. year. Applicants will be judged on 8:00 p.m. : Miller Brothers, Gasthaus, free. their promise and excellence in 8:00 p.m. LECTURE: "Foods and their Relationship to St, Patrick's mathematical studies. Recipients Behavior and to a sense of Well Being." Day Party will be selected based on their Theosophical Society, 2266 N. Prospect. achievements in mathematics $2 donation. Thursday, March 17th courses and faculty member 8:00 p.m. FILM: "The Birds," Sandburg Flicks. recommendations. 9:00 p.m. LENTEN VESPERS: University Lutheran Chapel, 7PM -2AM Morris Marden is a retired 2223 E. Kenwood Blvd. (In the campus house) 600 Green Irish Taps 700 Shots of Irish Whiskey UWM Distinguished Professor Emeritus who taught mathematics $1.00 Irish Kisses and at UWM and the UWM-Extension Lime Vodka Sours for many years. The Calendar is a free public Interested students may obtain an application form from the service provided by the Post. PLUS • • • . Drawings for FREE bottles of departmental secretary in EMS Champagne, All Nite, to anyone E403. They should also have one or more of their professors write a All events should be sub­ wearing green! letter of recommendation, to be sent directly to the committee. mitted to the Post by noon Come on over to where the EAST SIDE The deadline for applications is on Mondays & Wednesdays. "' meets the SOUTH SIDE! April 1, 1983. Awards will be announced May 2, 1983. Page 4 Editorials UWM Post Our view... Terry Kohler a true McCarthy disciple So you thought Sen. Joseph McCarthy was dead. Well he may be, but his ideas are alive and well and living in Sheboygan in the personage of Terry Kohler, the man some people wanted to be governor. Looking at what Kohler said about Gov. Earl's administration last Saturday in a Milwaukee Sentinel interview, everyone should be glad he wasn't elected. Kohler, who is supposedly an intelligent businessman, said that he would never have appointed "queers" or "a Marxist" to posts in his administration had he been elected. Kohler was referring to Earl's naming Ronald McCrea as his press secretary and Howard Fuller director of employee relations. McCrea is a homosexual, and Fuller once studied Marxism. Big deal. It's better to appoint the most qualified people than to let personal prejudices stand in the way of good government. Gov. Earl should receive applause for making the appointments he has. To those who hold liberal views it may not seem like much that Earl did not discriminate on the basis of anything except talent, but with people like Kohler around he took some political risks. To many, anyone having anything to do with homosexuals or communism is no good. It's sad to see people, especially in politics, feel this way but it merely proves that we are nowhere near ridding this country of prejudice. Last month, Fuller was approved for this position by the state Senate by a vote of 29-1. The sole dissenter, Sen. David Opitz (R-Port Washington), said he didn't want someone who was a Marxist in­ volved with state government. This type of thinking is more fright­ ening coming from him because he has already been elected to office. When people vote they should be careful to keep people like USA Today skims surface Kohler and Opitz out of office. Almost everyone would agree that a man like James Wickstrom should not be allowed to serve in A personal comment another thing that bothers me, that it was necessary to start a government. But really, are the ideas of these men far from by Kim Miller everything is USA). Readers get paper in order to print all the filler Wickstrom's? of The Post staff little more than short bursts of articles and blurbs that come over The Posse Comitatus is dangerous. What is more dangerous is relatively unimportant informa­ the wire from all parts of the equally evil ideas masked by business suits and smooth political While persuing the want ads in tion organized into a slick, yet country. The next thing you know rhetoric. Let's keep people like Mr. Kohler and Mr. Orbitz as the new rag, USA Today, I strangely cold format. we'll get specialized papers deal­ dormant as the late Sen. McCarthy. reached some unpleasant conclu­ In my humble opinion, the USA ing with specific types of fluff and sions about the latest addition in Today compares with The New nonsense news such as "The my chosen profession. York Times the way People Maga­ National Lost Pet Finds Home I must say I am disappointed zine compares with Newsweek. Gazette" or "Spectacular Car letters.. .from the UPB but not surprised by what is now It's sharp, basically gossipy and Crash Review." In your March 1 issue of the tization (i.e. mortgage pay­ passing as a national newspaper. I will probably make a fortune. I I'm not accusing the editors of Post was an article entitled ments). had visions of USA Today compet­ can't believe that the editors any evil intent in marketing USA "Board resolution requests fund­ Students pay for the Union— ing with The New York Times on a started this so-called national Today, just too much greed and ing separate from SA." I am the state doesn't. The UPB acts as national level. I thought we might newspaper with the intention of too little concern for the public's writing to clarify several points a "board of directors" for the get quality, in-depth articles, no increasing public awareness of need to know. which were grossly misrepre­ administration of the Student local bias and interesting informa­ national events. One has only to sented in this article. Union; it is the only student group tion from every part of the look at the Across the Nation As I have learned from many with the authority to review and country. I admit I am very section to see how strained the hard semesters of study in the First of all, the article sug­ suggest how student segregated unrealistic in my expectations. I editors are for state news. Mass Communications Depart­ gested that the Union Policy fees should be spent in the Union. also thought I would be able to get As I've said, I'm not really sur­ ment at good, old UWM, news is Board (UPB) was attempting to Isn't that worth an investment? a job after graduation. prised by the content and look of not meant to entertain. News is "divorce" itself from the Student I guess the thing that disturbs the paper. The editors are merely Association by receiving funds something which the public uses Adrienne M. Bauman me most about USA Today is the feeding the public's appetite from the Union Operations budget to live a more complete and President attitude it takes toward the aver­ for short, featurey news stories. 1 instead of SA. I would first like to fulfilling life. Sometimes the most Union Policy Board age USA consumer, (that's find it hard to believe, however, mention the fact that the UPB important news is boring. Some­ includes 5 members of the SA times it is so complex as to be (including the president of SA). unreadable. Sometimes it is glos­ To suggest that the UPB is trying sy and entertaining. to "divorce" itself from SA is News should not be thought of absurd. Since UPB is the govern­ as a product and a money-making ing body of the UWM Student venture. Too often, however, it is. Union, it is ludicrous to suggest that it would even want to divorce The USA Today takes the news itself from the Student Associ­ and chews it into an edible mass, ation. then feeds it like pablum to its readers. It is not an advance in Secondly, the article suggests print journalism but rather a that the chancellor would approve printed copy of TV news, and not and/or amend the UPB budget even a comprehensive report at every year. As the resolution that. It is not a step ahead for passed, the only time the chancel­ newspapers but more of a step to lor would become involved would the side; a unique development be when (and if) the $30,000 limit but not in itself important. It on UPB spending was changed. reminds me of the first words This figure was deliverately chos­ Thomas Edison recorded on his en because it would allow for new phonograph. The world did future expansion of the UPB not need a recording of "Mary without the chancellor's approval. Had a Little Lamb," the medium Finally, I would like to clarify was the important message. one statment which suggested that the Union is a state-funded I feel that USA Today had the building. This is absolutely false! chance to be a real national Student segregated fees pay for newspaper, a valued addition to this building—and if you don't our understanding of the country believe that, just look on page 9 of and America's place in the world. the most recent Schedule of Unfortunately, and not surpris­ Classes; $37.75 goes to the Union ingly, it is not. This should not Operations, $7.50 to Union Amor­ stop others from trying.

Michael Gou9#r/editor-in-chief Claudia Schnagl/sports editor Shelby Jean/news editor Laura Beaumont/arts and Published by mtmbin of the Pott at UWM, Inc., an independent non-profit corporation : the editor Pat Sutch/advertismg manager March 15, 1983 OPED Page 5 John McEnroe... Hating him for his loves Reagan9s hospital law Whether you know it or not, you were future. Let him go around the world represented in Argentina earlier this making money and calling himself an more privacy invasion month by a rude young jerk named John American, but please don't give him McEnroe. McEnroe was part of our any official status again. Americans have WASHINGTON—The Reagan adminis­ institution would have cared for it? And at three-man Davis Cup team. Not only did a hard enough time being liked as it is. tration has announced that henceforth all what cost throughout a lifetime? My McEnroe continue with his outstanding You must know some real nice young hospitals receiving federal funds (and few friends were not rich enough to have display of poor sportsmanship while he tennis players that you'd be proud to have do not) must attempt to save lives of afforded it on their own. Does Mr. Reagan was there representing America, but he on our team and who wouldn't have lost mongoloid babies. It recalls to my mind a realize that he is asking all of us from now almost single-handedly lost the first round any worse to Guillermo Vilas and tragic incident in the life of a couple I once on to pay for the mistakes of nature; that for us and eliminated the United States Jose-Luis Clerc than McEnroe did. knew well. he is forcing young parents to accept from the competition. Next time you put a team together, get She was pregnant and proud, and he burdens which can never bring them joy One thing a poor sportsman can't do if some of those nice young guys who play was nervous and proud and by chance I but only sorrow and pain? he's a public figure is lose. There have decent tennis who won't embarrass us in learned the news of what befell them from Our problem with Ronald Reagan is been dirty, unsportsmanlike football play­ the eyes of the world. Just don't take John the doctor who was in charge in the that he is not really the kindly man he ers, boxers and lots of baseball people as McEnroe. By the way, Arthur, that goes delivery room, and who was also a close appears to be. Kindness goes deeper than ignorant of sportsmanship as Yankee for Jimmy Connors, too. friend. manners. It requires sensitivty. It re­ Sincerely, "Did Dorothy have her baby?" I asked. quires caring. Otherwise it is mere Andy Rooney He looked at me and his lips puckered surface. In addition to McEnroe, America has up and he said, "It was very sad; I guess I think that's what we have in Ronald another great unsportsman about to you'd say it was horrible." represent us in the Olympics. Bobby So I knew and sympathized with the Knight, coach of the University of Indiana father when I next saw him, and later basketball team, has been chosen coach of when the trauma was over my friend, the- the 1984 U.S. Olympic basketball team. It doctor, explained what happened. Andy was Knight who in 1979 behaved so badiy "It was an ordinary delivery, really, at the Pan American Games in Puerto Rico and I pulled the baby out and held it up Rooney that he'll make an idiot of himself up and and it was a monster. A mongoloid, I down the sidelines during every Olympic suppose you'd say, but it was really Tom basketball game too, losing America worse; it had a head-and-a-half and I just manager Billy Martin, but the public friends at every whistle. looked at the nurse and the nurse looked Braden usually excuses their behavior when they Unsportsmanlike conduct was never as at me and I made the decision right there win. widespread as it is today, and I think the on the spot. It wasn't breathing." "Listen, you got to hand it to the guy" winning-is-everything coaches are at least He shook his head sadly and then Reagan. The evidence is in this latest is the phrase we use. Well, I don't have to partly responsible. They are pressured looked at me straight.'' I sure as hell wasn' t hospital regulation. It is in the squeal rule hand it to anyone who's a poor sport, and I into it by the winning-is-everything going make that thing breathe.'' which seems certain to result in more don't plan to hand it to John McEnroe. I fathers. Well, the problem, as I see it, is that teenage abortions which repel us all. It is never handed it to him when he won, and I Winning in a game simply is not from now on, he will be forced by the in Mr. Reagan's callous acceptance into am not going to hand him anything for everything. I love the moment in tennis government of the United States to do so. the Environmental Protection Agency of disgracing his country in Argentina by when a good loser goes to the net and there will be a sign posted on the wall in people who have spent their entire careers losing his last match in three unsports­ shakes hands with a good winner. He the delivery room: "Discriminatory fighting against protection of the environ­ manlike sets. didn't want to lose but it was a game. It Failure to Care for Handicapped Infants in ment. Arthur Ashe is the non-playing captain was fun, and it's over. I like to see a This Facility Is Prohibited by Federal It is in the gutting of the Legal Services of our Davis Cup team and he's one of the 260-pound lineman who has just knocked Law." Agency by appointment of people who true gentlemen of sports. If there were a a 195-pound running back on his tail with Moreover, there will be a toll-free don't believe in the legal services. It is in Hall of Fame of good sportsmen, he'd be a a vicious tackle reach out his hand and 24-hour hotline telephone in the delivery the repeated appeals for legislation which charter member. give him a lift to his feet. Not all coaches room so that a nurse or any other force people to pray, and which would I have a little note I'd like to get like that, but I like it. I like any display of attendant who has knowledge of similar deprive fathers and mothers of their delivered to Arthur when he returns from" friendliness between sports opponents. decisions can report the "crime." present right not to bear unwanted Argentina: When I read over the weekend that I can report one happy subsequent children! Dear Arthur: John McEnroe had been badly beaten in circumstance. My two friends later had a There's something very odd about this I admire you a great deal, both as a Davis Cup play by two Argentinians, I was healthy baby and then another. man. He smiles and smiles and turns his tennis champion and as a human being. delighted. They say he cried when he But on the whole, of course, the story is zealots loose upon our families and our You're my idea of a sports hero, but lost, but tears are unrelated to sportsman­ a sad one, though not nearly as sad as it privacies. there's something I want to tell you since ship. I was for Britain in the Falklands might have been. We ought not to elect him again. you're captain of the US Davis Cup Team. War but now against McEnroe I'm for What if the child had lived? What © 1983, Los Angeles Times Syndicate T don't want John McEnroe re^r Argentina. senting me anywhere, anytime in the ©1983, Chicago Tribune Co. Syndicate for news about plays, movies, concerts... Read Post Arts & Entertainment

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[from page one] hold can be placed on their man-hours spent on the beat. cutting reduced the cost to $38. records. "We could reduce the enforce­ Marsho said he felt this was still ' 'The idea is to discourage long- ment and still catch the same HISTORY too high. term parking on campus," number of violators," he said. "We'd like to keep them (the Horowitz said. The Parking and Transit SCIENCE court) but the problem is Parking He pointed out that $4 is a low Department receives approxi­ and Transit can't support the amount for a ticket, and that it mately $2.70 in segregated fees LITERATURE service," he said, referring to the costs less to receive a ticket than it from every full-time student financial obligation his depart­ does to park all day in the Union attending UWM. It 're-invests' A PARADISE FOR ment has toward the court. parking structure. this money in the process of en­ Horowitz said the University Horowitz ventured the idea that forcing campus parking regula­ also has leverage against students it might be feasible to simply tions, deriving revenue from park­ BROWS ERS- who don't pay their tickets, as a write fewer tickets, or even reduce ing tickets. SPORTS SCIENCE FIG Students plan strategy to retain Hawk REFERENCE About 60 students concerned granted, a professor cannot be out that the University has made a FIELD GUIDES with retaining William Hawk as dismissed except for gross mis­ commitment to the recruitment an anthropology instructor at conduct. Persons in academic and retention of Native American COMIX UWM held a meeting to plan staff positions are reconsidered on instructors. strategy Thursday in the Union. a yearly basis. At the meeting, a letter written PHILOSOPHY The students agreed their goal Hawk has not been recom­ to Chancellor Horton by the is to have Hawk's position reclas­ mended for tenure because of his Indian Political Action Council of COMPUTER sified from tenure tract to aca­ failure to complete the require­ Milwaukee was read. It stated demic staff. They also want the ments. He has not obtained his that the controversy could be tenure tract position to be main­ doctoral degree or published a resolved by creating another posi­ MORE THAN tained and filled by another sufficient number of articles with­ tion in the anthropology depart­ Native American. in the prescribed time period. As ment. 12Q00 TITLES- In effect, this means the stu­ it stands, Hawk will lose his job at In support of this stance, the dents are asking that another the end of this semester. letter quoted a passage from UW PAPERBACK AN position be created in the anthro­ William Halloran, dean of Let­ System President Robert O'Neil's pology department to accomodate ters and Science, had said earlier 1983 Annual Report to the Board HARDBOUND Hawk. adding a position would be un­ of Regents. "We need also to give An instructor is placed in a feasible and he could not "just greater emphasis to recruitment tenure tract position prior to being pull positions out of my hat.'' and retention of faculty—setting granted tenure. Once tenure is However, the students pointed [Turn to p. 10] MAGAZINES BARGAIN BOOKS Celebrate St; Patrick's Day TEST PREPARATION at SPECIAL ORDERS- NO ADDED CHARGE # BIG 33r-d>o/y MOUTH FROG 1 Top Ten Bestsellers LOVE Buscaglia 158 E. Juneau, WINDS OF WAR , Wouk corner of Water & SOPHIE'S CHOICE Styron Juneau HAPPY TO BE HERE Keillor GANDHI Fischer DINNER AT THE HOMESICK RESTAURANT Tyler WAY OF THE BULL Buscaglia N ITEMS FROM OUR CATALOG Gingold untz^ts MOSQUITO COAST Theroux fAoUfn 10 MOTHER AND TWO DAUGHTERS Godwin 7Z?ex*/*rrlZ>iJ'+r McGuillycuddy's Irish Pub 1634"N. Water ased on sales for the previous month Open 11 am til' closing 6 days a week, closed Sundays NY TIMES Hardcover Bestsellers—20% OFF

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^^ SUNDAY .^^W^. r^% to • MILWAUKEE SHOT GLASS DAY - NOON 'TIL CLOSE noted in professor's report • 20 OZ. OLD STYLE, PABST, MILLER.LITE $1 < • 20 OZ. EXPORT, AUCSBURCER DARK $1.25 U • 2/$1 KAMILAZES 7PM - CLOSE by Rob Priewe mostly found around the square heim counted 89 cracks on the 1X1 MONDAY of The Post staff light fixtures there. underside of the bridge. By Nov. OL rv* •TEXAS SHORTY NIGHT 7PM - CLOSE Waldheim said the light fix­ 5, that number had expanded to to • 33 OZ. MUGS of OLD STYLE, PABST, MILLER, LITE $1.25 • 33 OZ. MUGS OF EXPORT, AUCSBURCER DARK $1.50 Less than a year after its tures should have been made 118, he said. TUESDAY completion, users of the Maryland round instead of square. He "I just can't believe what I'm • 601 & 80c MIXED DRINKS 7PM - CLOSE Avenue Pedestrian Bridge have pointed out that first-year archi­ • 75C HOT SPUR SHOTS, $1.00 BLOODY MARYS & seeing," Waldheim told the com­ rv* SCREWDRIVERS noticed that the $250,000 tecture students learn that con­ mittee. • MILLER SHORTIES 2 for $1 structure is already beginning to crete cracks around square fix­ WEDNESDAY Waldheim's report doesn't stop • PITCHER NITE - $2.00 PITCHERS, $2.25 EXPORT & ' crack. tures but not round ones. at the cracks. Instead of using AUGSBURGER DARK 7 PM - CLOSE 2/$1 KAMIKAZES One of those people, Jack Waldheim also said he counted aluminum handrails of uniform THURSDAY • PITCHER NITE - $2.00 pitchers, $2.25 EXPORT, & Waldheim, professor of design in the number of cracks running in a length, he said, the builder AUCSBURCER DARK 7PM - CLOSE the Fine Arts Department, has north-south direction on the side­ spliced small sections, most about M been compiling a detailed history walk of the bridge. At the end of two feet long, to all but one of the UWM COCKTAIL SPECPAL EXTENSIVE of the bridge and its flaws. He his 55-day observation period he odd-length rails located on the 3:30 - 7PM 7 DAYS A WEEK H 50c TAPS, 50c RAIL MIXERS, IMPORTED presented his report to the Physi­ counted 76 cracks ranging from south side. Waldheim said the 75C BLOODY MARYS & BEER cal Environment Committee last 12-15 inches in length, he said. welded joints, no matter how well SCREWDRIVERS SELECTIONS week. He noted in the report that the done, will eventually become ex­ posed and look "like scars on a GAMES: "There's no bridge in America "best time to see them (the POLE POSITION, BURGER like this bridge/' Waldheim said. cracks) is on damp days, or after a heart operation." TIME, JOUST, SUPER PAC-MAN, Si His report calls attention to the rain." Since all measurements in Also, the painted bolts holding BLACK HOLE, TRON, numerous cracks which have ap­ this report were made during the the handrails are of different CENTIPEDE, ZAXXON, I i POOL TABLES, CRIBBAGE, peared in the bridge, which period of Aug. 27, 1982 to Nov. 5, metals. The results will be peeling BA( KCAMMON & FOOSBALL opened prior to the Fall 1982 1982, he said there are probably paint and chemical reactions 800 WATT BOSE STEREO semester. more rracks now. which will run and stain the CASSETTE SYSTEM. FREE Off STREET UCHTED PARKING Bring in your cassettes and we play IN MARKII) ARIAS TO THI IITT OR SOUTH The report notes that cracks on On Aug. 27, the date of his first concrete, he said. Waldheim said (» BIIIIVIIW PL 8RIIX.I them free. the sidewalls of the bridge, are inspection of the bridge, Wald­ this has already begun.

Other problems Waldheim also cited problems with the expansion joints, protru­ ding light fixtures and the steel reinforcing rods, all of which will be battered by snow-plowing equipment. Waldheim's favorite portion of the bridge is what he calls the "Sistine Chapel of Bridge Art, on display daily" on the underside of the bridge. Embedded in the iNtmLQe yoimseLF IN OUR cement, in varying shades of rust, are protruding nails as well as ANNUAL sTORewioe pine needles, broom straws and some wood blocks. Waldheim is also concerned with the area surrounding the bridge. ST. PATRICK'S "Nowhere on UWM's 90-plus acres is there a sidewalk with so much potential for accidents as the descender sidewalk on the X)KP SALe west end of the bridge," he wrote. He labels the ramp section "sui­ cide slope." Finally, he questions the place­ ment of grass underneath the bridge. Because of the shadow, what is beautiful sod today will be 20% opp dead grass and muck tomorrow, he said. "This bridge represents either TO ALL CUSTOMCRS a crime against the state or the state against the people at a cost WCARINQ ANyTfriNQ QRGCN of $250,000," he said. "Some­ body is to blame. "My only hope is that it (the MARCb 17 Tb ONLy bridge and its flaws) create some kind of action so that it doesn't happen again," Waldheim said.

Suspects more cost The bridge remains incomplete at a cost of about $250,000, and "I suspect there's going to be a lot more" cost involved, Waldheim said. Rudy Tichy, director of physical planning, said the University was t>oes NOT lNCLut>e seRvice on record as not accepting the bridge until all handrails and OeSk TRANSACTIONS joints are replaced and repaired. Tichy said action could be taken at the state level, but that the state might just decide to make the necessary repairs rather than seek litigation against the contractor. HvM booksTORe The Birks-Hallyard Corporation, however, was foreclosed by the IRS prior to completing the project. "We've hit the worst situation of a contractor who was above his head." Tichv s;iid. die Page 8 UWM Post Regents say CORNER ARLINGTON & BRADY give grants out to fewer by Kevin Liner of The Post staff a wee bit of Ireland on Milwaukee's East Side The Board of Regents of the University of Wisconsin System recommended Friday that fewer students receive state grants in order to increase the individual st pats bash amounts allotted. The, grants in question are firiday, march 11th thru Wisconsin Higher Education Grants which are allocated thursday, march 17th annually to college students by the Higher Education Aids Board. The regents' recommendation green beer is merely an advisory notice to HEAB. The final decision on special irish cocktails whether to reduce the number of awards, enabling each award to open 6am on st patty's day be proportionately larger, will be made in the near future by HEAB. FREE Several regents noted that the corned beef 6f cabbage awards have become too small in irish stew with soda bread recent years to provide genuine 11:30 am monetary relief to the most needy students. They said the recom­ mendation would help the situa­ WUWM FM 90 Welcomes tion by making awards larger and CLOUD* PftOOOCTtONS presents • 1WKTI welcomes thus more effective. WEATHER REPORT AT THE PAG! The board suggested this goal could be obtained by altering the current formula used for deciding allocations. The formula takes into account such factors as family income, other possible sources of student aid and personal need. For its part, HEAB previously advocated restricting grants to freshmen and sophomores only. Officials said they are the most vulnerable students and therefore are "most needy" of increased grant awards. This raised an outcry from older students, especially at UWM. They claimed underclassmen can more easily with very special guests Mnn/Iav Mav ? obtain parental financial support Canada's newest sensations rlUIlUaj, rldy X and often do not have the same The rock-appellaWJKgmwm 8 p.m. family obligations as older upper- $u 5a $ 3 50 0ne Show 0nly classmen. KJ7 ij&tkm\ - ' ' [Turn to p. 10] PERFORMING ARTS CENTER TICKETS ON SALE AT PAC BOX OFFICE AND (9)TICKETEU3N* OUTLETS INCLUDING (SSB] pHQNE CHA^ (414) 273.7206 with Mastercard, VISA or American Express TEXTBOOK NOTICE

The UWM Bookstore will begin returning unsold spring textbooks on King Richard's Faire March 15. 1983. Only textbooks for which we have received summer and fall orders will Auditions be held. Students who have not yet purchased their Milwaukee Performing textbooks are urged to do so at this time. Arts Center - 4th Floor Rehearsal Hall A 123 State St. 1-5 PM & 7-10 PM Sunday, March 20 i Bring Pix & Resume Appointments call: 396-4385 Also casting for Multi-City Tour BOOKSTORE March 15, 1983 Arts and Entertainment Page 9 'Pentecost': fiftyyear s behind the times by John Dolan directors and playwrights feel free we really care whether Mrs. Lula ting that it has only the vaguest, sense of understatement, that we of The Post staff to take chances they might not Sprowl gets her eyesight back? Or most antiquated notions of what have no choice but to believe her. take elsewhere. whether it is Mrs. Flora Spinks constitutes live theater. In the hands of a less capable The Court Street Theater, in In the better productions, in­ who helps her regain part of it? Do The acting in "The Pentecost" is actress, many of Elliott's lines contrast to the Todd Wehr, has a genuity and innovation make up we care whether Mrs. Lula Sprowl fair to middling, overall. As Mrs. would've landed with a thud. pleasurable air of informality for a lack of physical means and gets to see her grandchildren? Or Lula Sprowl, Julie Follansbee has Robert E. Goodman's direction about it. It is rejniniscent of any. money. Alas, the Court Street whether she can go to Florida? a face that's too young for the is perfunctory, occasionally inane, number of Off-Off-Broadway hou­ theater's production of William How many times do we have to part. But her raspy voice, espe­ as is evidenced when Jeanne ses. Lights hang above the audi­ Stancil's "The Pentecost" does endure warmed-over naturalistic cially when it's reproving some­ Schlegel mimes lifting the window ence members, wires dangle here not fulfill such expectations. productions in which the specta­ one, is perfect for the embattled shade. She is not even remotely and there from the ceiling, the In fact, "The Pentecost" al­ tor's imagination is banished from widow. As Hattie Crims, Jeanne believable when performing the walls and ceiling are painted ready embarrassingly dated, is the stage? Or listen to dialogues Schlegel is in and out of her part. action. Moreover, in another ridi- black, and the seating is relatively downright boring. There are no that ramble on and on to no point? At times she seems to be from the culous touch, an orange light goes makeshift, as is the stage itself. . real conflicts in the play, nothing Or watch actors overact because These "second stages" are happens that smacks of urgency. they really have nothing but usually the first places to give a The central character, Mrs. Lula trifling scenes to work with? new playwright a hearing. Al­ Sprowl, is 72 and blind. From the Granted, Stancil creates the though there are obvious technical beginning, playwright Stancil mood of Etowah City, Georgia in limitations in these theaters, often writes himself into a corner. 1948, gives a fair idea of its mores the restrictions serve as a stimu­ The primary question that the and manners. But so what! Where lus to the imagination. Actors, play puts forth is constricting. Do is the drama? Why does every­ thing onstage have to be so literal? So claustrophobic and exanimated? Can we accept a limited repro­ duction of the inside of a ramshac­ kle house for over two hours and not be bored? I don't think so. Not in an age in which scene shifts in film and on television take place quickly and with the full accep­ tance of the viewing audience. If anything, we can thank television and film for helping to hasten the demise of such heavy, naturalistic South, at other times just another on, supposedly simulating sun­ settings. actress putting on airs. She also light. A good director would not It is this oppressive, non-chang­ has a bad habit of anticipating have allowed these two actions to ing quality, as exemplified in the lines. In the role of Mrs. Ada occur in front of an audience. writing and production of "The Fincher, Mimi Honce was unne­ Secondly, Mimi Honce should Pentecost," that is responsible for cessarily busy, even unbelievable. not be reading the Milwaukee putting the audience into a sopor­ But then her part is not terribly Journal comics onstage in a play ific frame of mind. At the perfor­ dimensional either. which takes place in Etowah City, mance I saw, many people in the Only Edith Elliott's Mrs. Flora Georgia. If you're going to go for audience were asleep, many were Spinks transcends the limitations naturalism in all the production restless and fidgety, many looked of the play. In the opening scene details, you had better be consis­ like they were ready to expire when she stands behind Mrs. tent from absolute tedium. Sprowl and invokes the will of It is not the audiences that are God, "Thou who made the lame to Dan Brovarney's lighting de­ to blame. Audiences today are walk and the blind to see, now sign is passable, with Act II, much more sophisticated than send Thy love through me...", Scene I the exception. Had I not the people who are putting on she is wonderful. And when she had the program to tell me that it such plays as "The Pentecost" says, "My sins have been too was a morning in May, I wouldn't give them credit for. In short, the great. Many are called, but few have known what time it was. Guitarist Charles Harvey of The Harvard Wingtip Collection. Milwaukee Repertory Theater chosen. The way is narrow..." A good play should be as Post photo by Annie Belke Company, in producing such she does it with lightness and unpredictable as it is inevitable. by Dave Redemann games, ball games, war games." backward-looking plays, is admit­ ease, with such a well-defined 4 'The Pentecost" is neither., of The Post staff Two songs demonstrated the group's propensity for island The Stone Toad was the place music. "Jamaican Tar" was a for minimal rock 'n' roll Friday happy, up-beat ska tune which night. The Harvard Wingtip Col­ asserts the author's privilege to lection and Batbugs are both drink whatever elixir suits him. three-piece combos, but that sim­ And within the controlled reggae ilarity aside, they are two very madness of "Give Your Money," different bands. the listener is encouraged to Batbugs combines oldies rock "...give your money to the man V roll such as Jerry Lee Lewis with the suit on." and Tommy Roe, neo-oldies in­ The Harvard Wingtips' song cluding Elvis Costello and the collection also contained a couple Ramones and several oldies-style of '60s-based songs. "Remote originals. Featuring a lead singer Control" evoked a sound similar who trades off on lead and bass to the early Rolling Stones and guitars, a second guitarist who "Tonight" conveyed the intense shares bass and lead responsibil­ paranoia characteristic of pop ities and a rock-steady drummer music's psychedelic era. with a miserable sounding drum The most impressive of the kit, the band draws from the surf, three musicians was Zimmerman, and psychedelic influ­ who laid down an intricate dance ences. beat heavy with triplets and While the lead singer, a former rapid-fire drum rolls. "Guess­ member of the Elevators, ex­ work" gave Zimmerman a chance celled, Batbugs was merely ade­ to improvise. While a drum quate. Moreover, they seemed to computer kept beat for Harvey lack a full sound which might've and Seltzer's avant-garde leads, been achieved with the addition of Zimmerman sashayed around the another musician. stage and slapped a set of bongos. The Harvard Wingtip Collection The Harvard Wingtip Collection was the flip-side of Batbugs. With is a group with the potential to guitarist Charles Harvey, native evolve into a distinct art-music Milwaukeean Stephen Seltzer on entity. The fact that they recently bass and lead and Matthew signed a recording contract with Zimmerman on drums, the Min­ England's High Speed Records neapolis-based trio played nearly supports this view. Indeed, the all original music. Stray Cats had to leave the States Their style is somewhat elusive, in order to gain recognition here. bordering on the art-rock style of But the Harvard Wingtip Collec­ the Talking Heads and the Tom- tion seems to suffer from the same Tom Club's progressive funk. The dilemma as Batbugs. While their tune which best typifies both of music itself presents a unique 3124 N. DOWNER 964-9616 these styles was an artsy, off-key perspective, their sound lacks a number called "Word Games," completeness that might be com­ in which Seltzer recites a list of pensated for with further instru­ mundane preoccupations, "Word mentation. Page 10 UWM Post

SPC, Cornerstone hopefuls debate on campus issues The two major political parties in this year's Student Association elections squared off Thursday afternoon in the Union Concourse. The debate was held in a question-answer format, with SA presi­ dential and vice presidential candidates from Students for Positive Change and the Cornerstone League fielding questions on a wide range of topics. In his address, incumbent SA President Michael White said it was '' our diversity and our sensitivity'' to needs and wants of all students that makes SPC more responsive to the student body. The major campaign issue discussed by both parties was the funding of student organizations. Cornerstone presidential candidate Mark Kimla endorsed a check-off system where students would be given a list of the 200-plus Candidates for executive positions in the upcoming Student Association elections answered audience organizations and pick out the ones they think should receive the questions in the Union Concourse on Thursday. From left are Mike White, the Students for Positive most funds. Change candidate for president, Bob DeVorse, SPC vice presidential candidate, Mark Kimla, the Kimla and his running mate, Scott Dacey, said they feel the Cornerstone League candidate for president, and Scott Dacey, C.L. vice presidential candidate. check-off system will take the politics out of the allocation of Post photo by Kevin Liner segregated fees. The SPC platform endorses the current system, which is based on committee hearings with the organizations. Funds are allocated on need and past allocations, according to White. Asian alliance achieves objectives Bob DeVorse, SPC vice presidential candidate, and White also by Rob Priewe force. ing to ASEAN's advantage is that defended their position on the issue of minority retention on of The Post staff It seems to be succeeding, it does not function as a superior campus. The SPC platform, as well as the Cornerstone platform, according to Unger and Buck. "It body, but rather as a collective of identify minority retention as a pressing problem. However, The Association of Southeast now is taken seriously and has a five like-minded nations working Cornerstone candidates charged that the SPC efforts were not Asian Nations is not just another record of accomplishment," closely together while maintaining working as well as they could. The SPC candidates countered by world organization that doesn't Unger said. their individual identities. mentioning what they called their opponents' white, suburban achieve anything, according to Unger discussed some of the Through ASEAN, the member upbringing. two experts on Southeast Asia. reasons for ASEAN's success. Its nations have attempted to create a The Sandburg Halls Administrative Council is hosting the next In the Great Decisions 1983 members clearly realize the pur­ zone of peace, freedom and election debate at 8 p.m. Tuesday in the Sandburg Cafeteria. Lecture Series, Leonard Unger, pose of the alliance and don't neutrality, he said. They have professor of diplomacy at the apply unnecessary pressure on it. welcomed foreign investment in Fletcher School of Law and Diplo­ Furthermore, they adopt policies their countries and have at­ macy, and David Buck, an associ­ which are sensible and construc­ tempted to expand their own ate professor in UWM's history tive for all, he said. economies in a free and open department, last week discussed Unger said that because of the manner. Enjoy St. Patrick's Day "Southeast Asia: ASEAN and its economic and political problems Buck said the significance of Communist Neighbors.'' which plague developing nations, ASEAN is that instead of being with the Post's special ASEAN was formed in 1967 to the ASEAN nations realized it was "the dominos that were supposed enable member nations Thailand, in their best interest to band to fall" after Vietnam, they have Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore together. They also realized they become a strong block independ­ features next issue! and the Philippines to achieve could exert more influence as a ent of both U.S. and Communist certain diplomatic and economic group, he said. influences. objectives without use of military Unger said another factor work­ [Turn to p. Ill Grants face P redistribution cJFUmN [from page eight] In other action, the board: —approved the renaming of the ]g South American, Mexican, UWM campus elementary school to the Ethel Wright Kunkel (g and Spanish Cuisine Center. {UNION ^R Vegetarian Specialties —endorsed guidelines for reg­ ulating the relationships between university faculty and private proudly presents""^ 2610 N. Downer Ave.( under laundromat) industry. 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Hawk "U.S. Policies Towards Africa" [from page six] Friday, April 15, Union E240 aside special funds and creating Major speech at 6 pm I special incentives if current poli­ Reception follows \ cies are inadequate to meet this Moderator - Alderman Marlene Johnson 2479 N. FRATNEY urgent need," O'Neil's report Admission free stated. Office: Union E366 THURSDAY NITE William Kelly, a member of Phone: 963-7207 IPAC, said they would be meeting with Horton sometime soon to LADIES DRINK 2 for 1 discuss the matter. SAVE UP TO $2.00 imiHiiiiiiiHiiiiiiii Following a separate line of action, a form letter was passed CARRY-OUT OR DELIVERY 277-0551 around which asks that Hawk be D03 FRIDAY NITE given a one-year extension to complete the requirements for MO's pizza Was named first among 14 East Side PITCHERS $ 1 .75 w/collegelD tenure. The letters were to be sent pizza restaurants in a UWM survey. to Halloran, Horton and Melvin a SAVE UP TO $2 & FIND OUT WHY! ^ Fowler, chairman of the anthro­ j*J DEEP DISH OR REGULAR £ pology department. 3 Mo's "Pizza Lovers Pizza" is the Best Around! O DAILY FROM 5-6 Students also said the petition S * drive being conducted will con­ 1 off on a* medium tinue, and discussed setting up a < 30

' MAY 7. 1983 The final decision has yet to be made concerning the tenure status of Michael Day, assistant professor of geography, after the Natural Science Division Ex­ ecutive Committee split over the issue at its meeting on Thursday. The vote was 3-3-1. The committee denied Day tenure at the Jan. 27 meeting, claiming the quantity and quality Tuesday the 1 5th '2ND Thursday the 1 7th of his work in written liter­ Stokes & The Rain Rockets St. Patrick's Day Party! ature was weak. Tuesday the 22nd Thursday the 24th Committee member Carroll Norden said the tie vote leaves the Leroy Air Master & Dallas Dusters Blues Band decision up to William Halloran, Special Guest Join Carl Schulze, UWM Dept of Planning & Construction, in the dean of Letters and Science, who 3rd Annual UWM Alumni Assoc. Scholarship Run. Applications will look into the matter later this Available at: UWM Bookstore. week. "I feel that I wasn't given Applications available at sufficient time to improve my work," Day said. UWM BOOKSTORE The committee made exceptions to the rule, saying Day Union E38U spent his first two years at UWM union Policy Board working on his dissertation and spent most of his time on field February 4, 1983 work. Yet, it declined to grant him AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION: his tenure. Article III - Membership, Section 1. BIOLOGICAL/PHYSICAL SCIENCES . . Day's specialty is geomor- Include the following passage: [Turn to p. 14] "Election of one student according to the UPB Election Rules to serve as Vice-President for Union Budget." Benefits seen Article IV - Officers, Section 1. You're Needed Include the following passage: from alliance "A Vice President for Union Budget with responsibility All Over the as provided in the UPB By-laws;" in S.E. Asia Article V - Executive Committee - Section 1 World. [from page ten] Include the following in the first sentence: "The emergence of an inde­ "Vice-President for Union Budget," pendent r™'

by Bob Lynch study bugs," Robillard said. of The Post staff Klenke added that they hid the fact the West 15 and 16 floors A pajama party billed as Mil­ were sponsors to avoid hurting waukee's largest brought PM attendance, because of the atti­ Magazine and an estimated 225 tude that "West Tower doesn't dorm residents to the Sandburg party." Hall Recreation Center Thursday It worked, they said. However, evening. Klenke estimated only about 200 Participants dressed in sleeping of the expected 500 people parti­ attire and carried teddy bears, cipated. Housing rules do not Smurfs, pillows and pacifiers. allow outside advertising of par­ "It was crazy," said co- ties inside the dorms. organizer Renee Robillard. "I Whether the West 15 and 16 don't know how they get to sleep floors' fund-raiser was a financial at night because some of them success hasn't been disclosed. would be in a lot of pain if they That will be announced at the tried to roll over in bed with half March 22 meeting of the Sand­ the things they brought down burg Halls Administrative here," she said. Council. SHAC has agreed to PM Magazine staged two hours cover half of the $400 for "On the of taping for a March 29 episode Loose," the Port Washington on college spring break, to be band which performed at the shown at 6:30 p.m. on WISN-TV party. Channel 12. Robillard said she "We had a really fun party," No kid's pajama party was ever like this! Billed as the "World's Largest Pajama Party," more than 200 couldn't say how much exposure Klenke said. "And whether it dorm residents brought blankets and teddy bears to the Sandburg recreation center for a night full of the segment will have, but came out ahead or behind is not a fun. Post photo by Bob Lynch pointed out that portions of the matter here. It's a matter that show do get presented both everyone had a chance to have a statewide and nationally. good time. That's what's impor­ Media event One videotaped portion was a tant." mockery of a contest which would Miller Beer of Milwaukee con­ later be held for the best-dressed tributed contest prizes. Gregg Pajama party poses for press in each of the following cate­ Griesemer was winner of a Lite gories: sexy sleepers, nifty night­ beer mirror in the sexy sleepers by Margaret Brickner Recreation Center of Sandburg parade around in public. shirts, PJs gone punk, cute 'n' category, Sherwin Anderson and of The Post staff Halls. I was told that PM Maga­ When I was told that the PM comfy and PJs prepped out. Julie Schneider won a Lowenbrau zine would be at this pre-party Magazine had a script they revolving sign with nifty night­ I suppose it was my own fault. filming segments for a show they wanted the people at the pre-party Co-organizer Joe Klenke said shirts, as did Wayne Litza for PJs I guess I always just took it for were doing on college kids going to follow, I became skeptical. one purpose of the party was to gone punk. Eileen VanOepen won granted that a show like PM Mag­ to Florida over spring break. After thinking a moment, I show UW-Madison students "that a Lite mirror for dressing "cute azine used live film footage of all The reason the crew was film­ accepted the conditions of the we (at UWM) can party." 'n' comfy," and Dale Dilulio, PJs of the events they reported. I ing during this specially arranged filming procedure, and decided to If Madison is not convinced, prepped out, received a Lite beer thought the crew filmed an event pre-party, rather than at the go to the party. After all, who Monica Landry of UW-Stevens barrelhead. All are dorm while it was in progress, and actual PJ party, was that it was could pass up the chance to Point said she is. She said the PJ residents. never imagined that PM Maga­ too difficult for the film crew to appear on state-wide television? party was completely different zine would film a mock event and control the large group that would -Campus representatives from There I stood in my red-and- from anything else she'd experi­ pretend to be reporting from a live attend the real party. Miller Beer also provided a ban­ gray striped night shirt clutching enced at Stevens Point. "You've party. That was understandable, for my Kermit the Frog doll. The film got class, UWM," she said. ner, discount beer and a bartend­ ing staff. Thursday night I attended the most of us know how difficult it is crew had not arrived yet and Other party guests called it pre-party for "Milwaukee's "Milwaukee's Largest PJ to control college people when about 40 other studenls in pa- "fantastic," "dynamic," "excel­ Largest PJ Party" held in the Party" was successful because of they throw on their pajamas and [Turn to p. 14] lent" and "way crankin'." the quality of the people in "I'm glad they looked at it as Sandburg, Klenke said. something to have fun with," "Talking to people, there'll Robillard said. She and Klenke, definitely be a next time," Robil­ both residents of the dorms' West lard added. "I think the next thing Tower, planned the event to show we'll do is try to set a world's that Sandburg's West Tower likes record. We'll get Guinness in to have fun, too. "We're not just here." Read Post Editorials

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After the first four Freshman Linda Saindon led The Panthers compiled 32.40 seconds of her routine, the tape the UWM women's gymnastics points on the floor exercise. recorder ate the tape and Saindon team to a 13th place finish in the UWM was again led by Saindon did not have any music to do her National Athletic Intercollegiate with an 8.4, Stanford scored an routine with. The judges allowed Association national meet held 8.25 followed by Witte with an Saindon to perform her routine over the weekend in Pueblo, Colo. 8.10. without music a second time. Her UWM was ranked 13th in Saindon and Stanford both routine, however, was not as clean national competition going into received an 8.0 on the uneven and LeGant said she felt the the meet. parallel bars while Sharon Penn absence of music was detrimental Last season, Barb Stanford was was awarded a 7.7. The team to Saindon's performance. the only Panther that had quali­ collected a total of 30.05 points on "The judges said they would fied for the national meet. This the bars. not take off points but it's still a year, the entire UWM team quali­ A big disappointment came on matte? of subjectivity," LeGant fied for preliminary competition, the balance beam, LeGant said. said. while Saindon was the only mem­ Due to composition errors, the A similar type of misfortune ber to participate in the finals. team received only 28.95 happened to about five other "It was an honor to go to points. LeGant said she was upset participants, LeGant said. nationals," first-year Coach about this because all season they Nancy LeGant said. have not received any negative Saindon earned 15th place in UWM's Gloria Gregory edging out two of her teammates in her first UWM finished with 124.35 comments concerning the compo­ the floor exercise with 16.95 place finish in the 60-yard dash during Saturday's meet at the points. College of William and sition of their beam routines. points. In the vaulting competi­ Klotsche Center. Post photo by Ken Newhouse Mary captured first place with "Other coaches felt that the tion, Saindon recorded 16.95 137.40 points. beam scores were inconsistent," points to end up in 19th place. LeGant cited strong perform­ LeGant said. LeGant said the national meet Lobbins sets record ances on the vault and floor exer­ Saindon was the Panther:' will give the women incentive to by Fuzz Feltman cises by the whole team. On the highest scorer with a 7.65, work harder and will familiarize of The Post staff vault, the team racked up 33^15 to owed by Stanford with a 7.55 them with the type of competition points. Saindon topped the and Witte with a n.2. displayed in the NAIA. In what can be called a "low-key meet", iheTJWM men's and women's-track teams performed very well on Saturday at the Klotsche Center. The men's team hosted Carroll College and UW-Oshkosh, while Jones fills Voighfs void the women hosted UW-Oshkosh, UW-Platteville and UW-Parkside. by Claudia Schnagl "Of course, I was disappointed A gleam comes to Jones' eye Team scores were not recorded for this meet. and but I realized that there was whenever he discusses his career Ken Lobbins led the men's team with a school record time of four Joseph Heuer nothing we could do about it," at UWM. minutes 15.9 seconds in the mile run. Steve Nicolai took first in trie of The Post staff Jones said. "The selection com­ "I really enjoyed playing shot put with a toss of 46 feet eight inches, while teammate Willie mittee had a decision to make and here," Jones said. "I don't think 3 Hubanks took first in the long jump, 20' 11 A ". Pat McGinn won the Last In a series I'm sure they felt they did the you can play with a better bunch two mile run with a solid time of 9:21.9 and the men's 880-yard relay There was never any doubt in right thing." of guys than we've had in my two took first in 1:36.6. Bob Voight's mind that he had Jones' playing days at UWM years here. It also helped to play Other top finishers for the men include Paul Rivas, second, found the player to turn UWM's ended with a season-ending under as great a coach as Bob 880-yard run, 1:58.2; Greg Hemauer, second, pole vault, 14'; program around, but for Kevin victory over Lakeland College, but Voight." Hubanks, second, high jump, 5'10". Greg Waniorek broke the Jones the decision to come to he continues to draw lavish praise Currently, Jones' future is up in school record in the two mile walk with his fifth place finish. Milwaukee was not an easy one. from opposing coaches. the air. He would like to complete The women's team continued their dominance with 10 first place "I really wasn't sure about "I don't recall seeing a better his degree in criminal justice but finishes. Mary Muschinski was a triple winner with victories in the playing at a Division III school Divison III player," Beloit College he also realizes that the opportu­ 300-yard dash, 38.5 seconds; 880-yard relay, 1:47.5; and the mile mainly because they can't offer Coach Bill Knapton said. "Kevin nity to play in the NBA comes only relay, with a team of Vicki Hirsch, Deb Schulman and Heidi scholarships," Jones said. "Then is as good a player as I have seen once in a lifetime. Steurnagel, 4:12.4. (former Panther) Willie Bryant in the last five years. He is a great "I really don't know if I'll get Other first place winners include Sharon Hutkowski, 60-yard convinced me that I could help athlete in addition to being an drafted," Jones said. "If not, I'll hurdles, 9.1 seconds; Gregory, 60-yard dash, 7.3 seconds; Margie build a successful basketball team outstanding basketball player.'' definitely pursue a tryout and do 3 Tremeear, long jump, 17' 4 /i"; Sue Mischler, high jump, 5'2"; here and Coach Voight seemed "I think Kevin is a great player whatever it takes to show that I Schulman, 1,000-yard run, 2:43.1; Steurnagel, 600-yard run, 1:33.2; very enthusiastic so I decided to at any level," Coach Dan McCar- can play." Linda Marquardt, mile run, 5:02.6; Lynn Blahnik, two-mile run, give it a try." rell of North Park said. "He That will probably entail play­ 11:54.2. Jones' impact on the program creates unique problems because ing in Europe or the Continental Last week's John Tierney Track Classic didn't seem to slow the was immediate, as the Panthers of his exceptional ballhandling League for a year or two, and UWM track teams. Coach Frank Markel was pleased with the finished their most successful ability and quickness. He is a Jones believes he is up to the results, considering last week was the biggest home meet of the season ever with a 20-6 record and complete player and one of the challenge. season. the first National College Athletic best I've seen in my career here." "As long as I think there's a "It's hard to run after the Tierney, but we had some nice Association tournament bid in the The accolades continue to roll in chance I can make it to the NBA, performances," Markel said. school's history. The team lost in for Jones, who was recently I'm willing to go anywhere and The men's and women's team will host UW-Stevens Point, the first round to Augustana named to the All-Midwest first pay my dues." UW-Whitewater, MATC, and Beloit Saturday at the Klotsche College but the foundation had team by the National Association With that attitude, Jones will be Center. been laid as the team finally of Basketball Coaches for the a success whatever he chooses to turned the corner. second straight year. do. Board delays decision This season began on a bad The UWM Athletic Board's iater this month and instead send note for both Jones and the team. discussion on the possibility of the a letter to WSUC officials identify­ It was learned a week before the men's athletic teams joining the ing the circumstances that were season started that he had suf­ Wisconsin State University Con­ decided upon. fered a stress fracture in his left ference has been placed on hold "It's a positive move because foot, an injury similar to the one after being reviewed by the we're not backing away but telling that sidelined Junior Bridgeman long-term development subcom­ them to give us more time," of the Milwaukee Bucks for most mittee. Luebke said. of last season. Laura Lee Luebke, member of Students on the board agreed to Jones had a cast put on the next the subcommittee, said that if form an ad hoc committee for the day and was forced to miss the UWM were to join WSUC it would purpose of surveying students on team's first seven games, three of be a commitment for a long time their opinions of the conference which ended in defeat. That and it could possibly promote a and possibly polling athletes and undoubtedly was the lowest point move by the women's teams that alumni. SA will present the in his athletic career. would lock both programs in results of the surveys at the next "It was very difficult for me not Division III. board meeting. being able to play," Jones said. "The worst part was that I really Leubke added that the future felt I could have made a difference status of a new athletic director Netters win in at least two of those games.*' coming to UWM is another reason The first season victory for the Upon returning to the lineup, for delaying the move. UWM men's tennis team came Jones instantly picked up where "So many decisions have been Thursday at UW-Green Bay. The he left off last season. He led the made without a thought to the Panthers had strong perform­ team in scoring in each of the 17 future," she said. ances to upset the Phoenix, games he played in. The

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ICAGEDl ISLAPSl Tenure case M A L A R ITIP H 0 N I C S [from page eleven] ARABIA NIR 0 A D M A P SA phology, the study of terrain N A BilC L A R I 0 ME R A formed by a limestone solution. 0 M ARiS T E HSiSN I T "The committee didn't under­ Today's REM U SilO VABM E T E S ILASALL EWT E N ° RJ| Financial stand the value of his research • TREET'OADSp and the quality of journals that he crossword |J?LIAWM A N I A C sp published articles in," said GENE SBIM E R|AT H 0 S Barbara Borowiecki, geography A W A R||D ENS EJJEE L Y Statement M E Wl|fB 0 A T M A NlBM A C professor and spokeswoman for OFFICE OF THE TREASURER % solution E L A T I 0 NBA V A R I C E ORIGINAL REMAIN- Day. . ING However, she added that the SERVER SINE M E S E S |R£ARS| ISECTSI STUDENT ASSOCIATION geography department didn't submit the case efficiently before, Total Account $54,270.00 and assumed that Day's publica­ Allocations tions would speak for themselves. Party goers dress for press Unrestricted Balance $28,280.23 "He is strong in publications Remaining as of and is an excellent teacher who's [from page twelve] I certainly had to be crazy to 12/31/82 respected by his fellow staff and jamas waited nervously with me. stand there in my pajamas, pre­ Percentage 52% students," she said. Then the PM Magazine crew tending to to be at a wild party Remaining In a recent article in the arrived. We watched anxiously as just so that my friends could see American Scientist Journal, the the crew set up the equipment. me on television. average number of publications When the cameraman climbed on After the opening clip was WOMEN'S TRANSIT for recent recipients of doctoral a table and said he was ready to finally completed and we moved Total Account Allocation $10,600 degrees is about one per year and shoot we prepared to obey his on to filming other segments, I Unrestricted Balance $6605.92 Day had done three to five per orders. really began to question the 12/31/82 year, she said. The cameraman told us he authenticity of the PM Magazine To date, Day has 23 publica­ wanted a shot of the show's program. Percentage Remaining 62% tions in print and three ready to co-host, Nancy Christopher, At one point during the filming print. Many of the journals he has coming out of the crowd while she OUTREACH BOOTH been published in are considered the cameraman asked a few introduced the segment. He told students to dance behind a large Total Account Allocation $450.00 top in the geography field. the crowd to act natural and to just Another problem in the commit­ group of people to provide a good Unrestricted Balance $220.00 pretend we were at a party. He background scene. I'm sure this tee's decision was Day's specialty nodded his head, and Christopher 12/31/82 track, Borowiecki said. "His spec­ would have been much easier for n.-aved out of the crowd saying these students to do had there Percentage Remaining 50% ialty is narrow...and in a case like something about the crazy things this there's very few to compare been any music playing at the college kids do. time. WOMEN'S CAUCUS him to," she said. Then the cameraman shook his Day, 29, received his doctorate When the film crew began Total Account $3000 head. Ms. Christopher has mixed arranging a fake pajama contest, I from Oxford in 1978 and has up her lines. We would have to try Allocation taught at UWM for six years. He felt like I was acting in some crazy the scene again. remake of the movie "Pillow Unrestricted Balance $ 1730.00 is currently teaching physical Again the co-host walked out of geography, biogeography, a Talk." I just couldn't pretend to 12/31/82 the crowd. Again the camera­ be doing something that wasn't graduate seminar and a course in man's head shook. This time the Percentage Remaining 57% natural hazards, Borowiecki said. actually happening, and realized crowd was too loud. "Don't yell that I had had enough. Day has conducted field until I give you the cue," the ORGANIZATION OF research in Jamaica, Puerto Rico, cameraman told us. We would try I left the pre-party wondering if INTERNATIONAL England and Indonesia. He has the scene again. I would ever be able to watch PM STUDENTS also done creative fieldwork and About the seventh time that Magazine again without wonder­ Total Account $2000.00 observation while getting his stu­ Christopher walked out of the ing how many times the scenes Allocation dents involved. crowd talking about crazy college had been rehearsed before they "I have taken students to kids, I realized how right she was. were actually filmed. Unrestricted Balance $ 919.50 Central America for fieldwork and 12/31/82 will continue to," Day said. Percentage Remaining 45% Borowiecki stressed to the com­ mittee that Day has received a MINORITY ACTION $400 grant from the Association of Reach 25,000. . . COUNCIL Geographers and was one of three Karst Geomorphologists in the Total Account $3000.00 Royal Geographical Society Expe­ Place vour ad in the Post Allocation dition to Sarawak. 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RYA RUGMAKING BEGINNING PHOTOGRAPHY ARTS a? CRAFTS Using a simple frame loom learn the Student Rate: $30 Process your own black and white film Student Rate: $30 basics of weaving. Concentrating on Standard Rate: $35 and photographs yourself. Instruction Standard Rate: $35 ANIMATION rya-shag pile rug construction. Meets: 1 -3 PM or in basic darkroom techniques. 35mm Meets: Instructor: Angie Lampart 7-9:30 PM camera required. 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday or Become a star! Come alive through the Student Rate: $35 Instructor: MarkMcBride, Frank Wednesday, Standard Rate: $40 Wednesday use of 16mm stop-motion filmmaking. Gieske, John Roberts 10 AM-12 PM, Saturday Various techniques explored. Meets: Instructor: Lenore Rinder 6:30-9:00 PM, Thursday STAIN GLASS I An introduction to the basic skills of Student Rate: $25 INTERMEDIATE PHOTOGRAPHY glass cutting and soldering. Incorporat­ Standard Rate: $30 CALLIGRAPHY ing techniques of design, color, lead Meets: Basic experience in camera and dar­ Student Rate: $30 Would you like to learn the art of beauti­ Student Rate: $25 and copper foil. Bring 1 sheet of 12 x 2-4:30 PM, Monday kroom techniques required. Areasof ex­ Standard Rate: $35 ful handwriting? This course teaches Standard Rate: $30 12" clear window glass to practice cut­ 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday or ploration will include solarization, mul­ Meets: the formal calligraphic mode of Italic Meets: Beginning ting on the first night. Glass cutter and Wednesday tiple exposures, tinting special effects, 6:30-9 PM, Monday handwriting based on the forms of Re­ 10 AM-12:30 PM soldering irons are provided. Atten­ special films and papers, and analysis naissance master scribes. Advanced 2-4:30 PM dance for first class is mandatory. of darkroom techniques. Instructor: Prisci Ha Thomas Saturday Instructor: RosalieBenzing(Mon., Wed.) Instructor: Debbie Verstegen 6:30-9 PM Wednesday Mary Inden (Tues.) BEGINNING PHOTOGRAPHY - CAMERA ONLY CARTOONING STAIN GLASS II Improve your picture taking. Class Student Rate: $25 Transform your doodles, imagination. Student Rate: $25 covers composition, exposure, and Standard Rate: $30 further exploration of stained glass, Student Rate: $25 and wit into a cartoon. Learn the basic Standard Rate: $30 basic camera techniques - you will Meets: techniques for those who have experi­ Standard Rate: $30 shoot color slides. You must provide a 6:30-9 PM drawing and cartooning skills necessary Meets: ence in glass cutting and soldering. Meets: to produce an effective editorial car- 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday manual 35mm camera - fully automatic Monday or Tuesday Bring tools and glass first night. Solder­ 6:30-9 PM, Monday or cameras are not acceptable. Bring cam­ toon, comicstrip, or caricature. ing irons and glass cutter provided. Wednesday Instructor: MarkMcBride era to first class. Instructor: Rosalie Benzig Instructor: JeanetteHady BEGINNING CERAMICS Work with "Mother Earth's Own Mud." Student Rate: $35 ENAMELING PHOTO SILKSCREEN Emphasis will be on individual explora­ Standard Rate: $40 Exploration of surface enrichment on Student Rate: $30 An intermediate course dealing with the Student Rate: $30 tion of handbuilding or wheel throwing. Meets: metals through the technique of color Standard Rate: $35 entire photo silkscrecn process, includ­ Standard Rate: $35 Clay and glazes provided. 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday or enameling. Most materials supplied. Meets: ing the making of half-tone transparent Meets: Instructor: Diane Johnson Wednesday 2:30-4 PM, Instructor: John Lamer 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday cies. Basic photography is a prerequis­ 6:30-9 PM Dean Fleischmann Monday ite. Thursday Instructor: John Roberts CONTINUING CERAMICS FACETED-STONE SETTING This course will cover the technical Student Rate: $30 Continue to work with "Mother Earth's Student Rate: $35 problems, of setting faceted stones in Standard Rate: $35 FIGURE MODELING Own Mud." Emphasis will be on indi­ Standard Rate: $40 prong or crown settings. Prior metals Meets: An introductory and advanced course in Student Rate: $30 vidual exploration of handbuilding or Meets: experience required. Most materials 7-9:30 PM, Monday clay figure modeling. The class will work Standard Rate: $35 wheel throwing. Clay and glazes pro­ 6:30-9 PM, Wednesday provided. from live models to produce finished Meets: vided. Instructor: RickMarkiewicz and fired clay sculptures. 6.30-9 PM Instructor: Dean Fleischman Instructor: Tom Uclxrlherr Wednesday

INTRODUCTION TO DRAWING JEWELRY FABRICATION: BASIC WOODWORKING An introductory class for those who have Student Rate: $25 Pierce, cut, bend and solder to create Student Rate: $30 Design and build your own project. In­ Student Rate: $35 always wanted to draw, but never knew Standard Rate:: $30 your own unique jewelry. Explore the Standard Rate: $35 struction in the use of power tools such Standard Rate: $40 how to begin. Emphasis on a new way Meets: world of metal! Meets: as a jigsaw, jointer, sander. handsaw Meets: of perception experimentation and ex­ 7-9 PM, Tuesday Instructor: Cathy Smolik 6:30-9 PM, Thursday and more. Selecting preparing as­ 6:30-9 PM, Monday fit ploration of subjects with various 2-D sembling and finishing wood will be Wednesday media. covered. "Attendance for first class 2-4:30 PM. Tuesday or Instructor: Charlie Steinbrecher JEWELRY CASTING I mandatory, no make-ups will be given. Wednesday Basic techniques of jewelry casting in­ Student Rate: $30 Instructor: Harold Johnson CONTINUING DRAWING cluding centrifugal lost wax modeling Standard Rate: $35 Further exploration in this 2-D media. Student Rate: $25 investing burn-out. Meets: Experiment with various materials and Standard Rate: $30 Instructor: Brian Sullivan 6:30-9 PM FURNITURE REFINISHING styles. Meets: Wednesday Revitalize your antiques and collecta- Student Rate: $35 Instructor: Charlie Steinbrecher (Tues.) 7-9 PM, Tuesday bles! Directions in a variety of tech- Standard Rate: $40 niques will lie shown, i.e., stripping Meets: OIL PAINTING sanding varnishing waxing and minor 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday PASTEL DRAWING/PAINTING WORKSHOP Basic oil painting techniques will be Student Rate: $30 reupholstering. 2-4:30 PM, Monday covered while'concentrating on motifs Standard Rate: $35 instructor: Harold Johnson Exploration of drawing and painting Student Rate: $25 of personal interest, nature and land­ Meets: with pastels on paper. A variety of sub- Standard Rate: $30 scape. Individual guidance and instruc­ 6:30-9 PM ject matter will be investigated. Meets: tion will be emphasized. Translate per­ Wednesday Instructor: Christine Buth 6:30-9 PM, Monday sonal expression into visual forms. In­ cludes a slide presentation on first night of instructor's work; a personal creative EGGS mythology, "Interdimensional light." An eggstra special class welcomes you Student Rate: $25 Instructor: Suzanne Van de Boom to an ancient craft. The art of egg deco­ Standard Rate: $30 CRAFT CENTRE INFORMATION ration. The class will experiment with Meets: a variety of media and eggs to create 9:30-11:30 PM All UWM Craft Centre classes are Non-Credit, offered for the truly unique crafts. Materials (such as Saturday WATER COLOR enjoyment of UWM faculty, staff, students, alumni and for goose eggs and. quills) will be obtaina­ This course will emphasize a wide vari­ Student Rate: $25 the community. ble through the Craft Centre. ety of methods and styles for the begin­ Standard Rate: $30 Instructor: Shawn Gamroth ner as well as the experienced water- Meets: color painter. 6:30-9 PM, Tuesday Registration: All classes require preregistration and full pay­ Instructor: Tom Uebelherr 2-4:30 PM, Wednesday ment of course fees. Registration may be secured through mail or in person. Registration Be Center Hours: Mon. thru Thurs. 1:00 pm to 9:30 pm Fri. 1:00 pm to 8:00 pm Sat. 10:00 am to 5:00 pm New Rates: the Craft Center student rate applies Only to UWM students, faculty, staff (with UWM I.D.), alumni (with alumni card). Union Members and 55 and over. Refunds: Sorry. Absolutely no refunds will be given unless a class has been cancelled. If a class has been cancelled you may: CRAFT CENTRE REGISTRATION BRING A FRIEND 1. transfer to another class. 2. ask that your registration and class fee be held over for the next set of classes. Name_ 3. request a full refund. Address Additional Supply Cost: Please note that your enrollment Address fee in some courses does not include all supply costs. City, State, Zip_ • Classes begin the week of March 28th. • All classes are six weeks long. City, State, Zip. Home Phone__ Work Phone_ • Registration Is March 14-26. • One-Might Workshop registration is due two days prior Home Phone Work Phone_ to date of workshop. I.D. Mo. Expiration Date Alum Card Any Questions? or Mew Course Suggestions? 963-5535 after Height Student • Staff • Alumni fj Community Shoe Size 1 pm. Mew instructors are always needed. B 55 6c over Q Union Member Enclosed Is my check or money order in the amount of $_ for the following classes: Enclosed is my check or money order In the amount of $ The CRAFT CEMTRE is located in Room EG30 on the GROUMD for the following classes: FLOOR of UMIOM. ALL CLASSES ARE OPEN TO THE PUBLIC

Day at Time Monday-Thursday 1-9:30 PM Day 8c Time Course Friday 1-8PM Saturday 10 AM-5 PM Course Day fit Time • * * MEMBERSHIPS » • * Day dr Time CRAFT CENTRE Course MARCH 14-MAY21 FOR THOSE NOT INTERESTED IN A CLASS/INSTRUCTION Day « Time Make checks payable to UWM Union. Mall forms to: UWM UMIOM Craft Centre or Outing Center Fees: Student $12.00 2200 E. Kenwood Blvd. Non-Student $15.00 • Members are free to use their area whenever a class is not P. O. Box 413 scheduled in it. • Available times will be posted after the two MORE CLASSES IN Milwaukee, WI 53201 week registration period. • Ceramic memberships add $10.00 (Includes firings and glazes, does not include cost of clay) THURSDAYS PAPER