January 1943 FEATURE PAGE of THE DETROIT TIMES PAGE 15

PRIVATE BREGER ABROAD Shut in and Errol • By .lack Lait: —Remember? On Broadway France*' Critlca On the Side lVin<*helling for Waller By E. V. Burling Tr*d« Mark RcgUtcrad. Copyright, 1943. Dt*trlbul*

>’our over • . Drew, right, good heart lemonade . Charlie Good rightt “WAS ¦*' Dickens: broken?" That was fW'>' what Hotel T#ft entertainer, will Farting it tuck tueet narrow OBSERVED“No one la useless in the Frances Farmer cried when they marry Marion Rosamond, model That / thull tag good right world who lightens the burden dragged her away. A million of . . . Eva Gabor, hale ami hearty i her admirers have been curious again, off for Hollywood with a Till it be morrow. of It for any one else.’* the man who broke petite, new contract, and Adele Jer- —Shakespeare. William Marston in claiming fragile Frances' heart, grns, the pretty showgirl, happy SHITTA. that blondes were rarely what no man, certainly no one Comedienne. with a new Twentieth Century- J dansouse and vocalist. might called dangerous . be man . . Least of all was it Leif Fox deal . . . The cinema mecca If you remember Ethel and women Erikson, . . stated: whom she divorced . has also beckoned to Jean Muir Leon the musical show The critics broke her heart—in hurry back, though she Errol in “Brunets man to had “Louis the XIV" it shows you are the natural "Thunder Rock," which ran promised to devote en- herself have a gr>od memory and may he conquerors.” three weeks here and in which tirely to motherhood. Many experience • • • able to qualify some day as an men of have ahe was pilloried . . . Those who ¦r expert on history. expressed themselves as being in knew her best until recently T theatrical y^TBI ll ORD COMES TO US that Grace Moore. Operatic lark accord with Mr. Marston’s view. were amazed at charges of Mussolini has decorated— drunkenness? Frances was ab- from Jellicoe. Tenn. It was Josh Billings who said: Grand Officer of the Crown of This is . . her fourteenth season stemious, . ..*«* “Marrying for he almost abstinent Italy- the physician father of the love may a After her unfortunate New York at Met. little risky hut Is so honest . it his young Clarttta Petieci . . Twenty years have passed opening, following her Holly- Lt. Bert Fricdlob, long bracketed that God cannot help but smU«* wood reverses, she turned high- sinot Grace appeared in Irvins at It.” with Ginnv Simms, is wooing a Berlin's strung and hysterical, created "Music Box Revue" and * t # pretty Park Avenue number . . . scene ejected sang “All Alone o.i the Tele- Mb Jm a in 1-2-3 and was - ‘jv? Abe Lyman has given Hollywood phone." f : y';’ i'".HPk SAID to be foolish to think . . . got picture to She a do in the climate and is at the Lincoln • * • Mexico City, left flat IStoo much of things that have which she . Hotel . . MGM is flirting with BOSTONIAN w'ho describes been done and cannot be undone. and unfinished after she was put Mitzi Green, the Riobamha riot. A himself as “a very sensitive No doubt it is. out of the Ritz Hotel there for If this reporter she knocks LIEF ERIKSON hopes bald-headed man” wants to know GRACE MOORE Still there are many people we raising a rumpus. the roof off. he may well be for- cannot blame for having con- # * % / if the argument as to whether a . , • . • at • • • . . Francet didn’t mean him . given hr 14th teaton Met introd'jfed her mother man should take his hat ofF in tinual regrets for something thea- . trade in the to her father . . Hy Gardner, they have done in the past. WEEK-END elbow-joints own baggage through Grand an elevator ever has been set- and is partly responsible for the ters and was veteran spouter for the Hotel tled by the etiquette experts. For example, there is that overflowing, not because of the Central Terminal . . . commissioned as a cap- increase in infantile paralysis in And. by Astor. It has. The etiquette experts Jew ish resident of Berlin named but because the town bit ary pulling lain in the U. S. A, same rank Ireland. Ludwig Warburg. playboys, erntrast, a bo/o say it is not necessary for a man * • • is knee-deep in those patrons of he had for years on the general During War Warburg • World I up in a taxi at 2fi7 Bowery Cop* King •.. • 10 remove his hat in an office marts, buyers 194 V Swum l-^O a Wiscon- the out-of-town staff of the N. Y. guard. building, hotel or department reports saved the life of Adolf Hitler. Sammy runs • * # * • . . w-here Fuchs "The . buck-a-year boys sin • The in !” DISPATCHwoman has had four Washington are being docked Bums’ Monte Carlo"—with the “He says it’s extra store elevator as these are pub- children by four different hus- YJTANNA FEEL OLD? Bobby lic conveyances the for the Victory Tax; since they only ” same as bands. 4 PETITE resident of Balti- cabaret license on the Breen is rushing a young buses or street cars. -cV more, who evidently wishes all earn more than sl2 a year lady—Diana Lynn, or the This is very unusual. But it Bowery . . . George Jean Nathan films Is your dog revive argument , elsewhere, they a sensitive? is not record. to the between will kick in . . . Murray Korman sort of the nickel out of their '43 govern- dining again at the Colony, after If not, he is a very unusual Jacqueline of Paris the lengthy ladies and the pint never could dispel the report dog. sue females, says: ment stipend —three rents from his shellacking ... A high • was the mother of 17 children that he was drafted: he’s past "Why payment. July 1, »ange?» Canine expert Robert Leigh- different husbands. not call attention to their first and Washington official of the WPR 38 and still behind his camera Better Health ton has by 14 two cents second, stated: Am informed at the old fact that the only adjective of from their is being cased by N. Y. private . . . that Dorothy Day. formerly “Dogs never forget an Injury praise a tali woman rates Is . . . Eden, Fifth Avenue Hotel in Manhat- December 31. detectives Anita of Vicki Lester, Warner youngster, By Br. Logan Clendening willfully • • • inflicted. 'stunning,* while a short woman the dancing Eden twins, sports spells Dick Deer’s name D-e-a-r tan when you ordered apple pie “They even feel the sting of they you a can he ‘cute,* ‘chic,’ 'darling,' a new’ smile, , . . Moore, for dessert served HPHE Fannie Rrice-John Conti a miracle of oral Valerie of the Van- the newspapers keets at Immigration ports, the ridicule. ‘petite,’ ‘smart' and ‘lively.’" A near-betrothal is nixsnonks. surgery. derbilt line, will soon be Mrs. J3ECENTLY whole pie. • A*’ to # • carried a somewhat con- disease has nearly disappeared. “It In not wise laugh at a My informant, however, did “What do you mean saying He can't see any one but Susan Francis Clark . . . Rosemary dog or tease him. women are afraid to wear red Hayward, Who's dropped John ROGERS. Art Warhurton. N*w York society, fused and sensational story In both of these pneumonias not state what the circumfer- ELIZABETH¦d “They resent anything In the ence of this pie was. hats?" writes a New Yorker. . Jarrett’s warbler, and . . Adelberg. Carroll Lee Trent, who is I Phil and Count Vasili Rus- about a new kind of pneumonia a virus origin Ls suspected. form of deceit or unfairness. “My wife Is not only not getting a big Hollywood matinee Yordon, MGM writer, are 3.000 sian nobility, are often together Some of the pieces of pie that is called "cat pneumonia." We cannot tell a virus by the “Vou must he certain of a at, some restaurants can afraid to wear red hats but she . . . served (but rather miles apart, very close . in dens . . Con- Idol build-up would hut the exclusive story point dog's guilt aw well as his also wears evening gowns. Marion Martin), Chick Nelson. Yale ’44. and Nagel The obtained its usual hacteriologic methods, hut knowl- be only characterized as slivers. red have was a rad has switched to Mar- virus causes for- edge of his guilt before you conten- She Is a woman of unusual cour- on 42nd Street Dustine Kamum. daughter of garet Hayes. from the supposition that the a infection the It has long been -the Juvenile • punish age • * of peculiar in him." tion of this department that res- and Is not afraid of any- , Dustin, first silent feature film disease is transmitted to human mation cells the An independent Mexican There is a campaign qn to taurant thing but thunder and lightning, «sky flirting with star, have called the whole BARI is in Mexico, sit- beings part affected and these have and fountain lunch pie combine is from cats. stop all kissing in Ireland. should be cut in four pieces. mice, three-horse parlays and . . off . . out Jimmy . . Edmund thing Frances Gifford IYNNM-* ting it for a divorce, so Walker An instance is cited in which a been found under the miscro- Some legislators in that coun- Most places cut it into six earthquakes." O'Brien, of the Aims, and ex- and Wyn Rorornara. constant she ran marry Sid Luff ... Is by King patient came down with an un- scope in both the cat and par- try claim kissing spreads disease pieces. Distributed Feature* Synd-, lac. wife Nancy Kelly, of the Rroad- tw-osome, deny it’s serious . . . Peggy Hopkins wearing her hoso type gual rot of virus pneumonia. way hoards, making a keen play Carol Bruce and Eric Remarque at half mast or were those form of pneumonia after * • » the each . . . at Stork Club. Persian socks? Many complaints to this nursing for other Pvt. Barrett a sick cat, also one ATMENT of the cat virus O'Shea, serving In the motion Room and El Morocco and the desk from enlisted men at Fort where a healthy cat came down Bragg, rEpneumonia has not been picture division of the army, is author of "All Quiet" drinking because nightclubs there- with pneumonia after being Veterans* Pay to Mllina Miller, abouts meet them at the door standardized. partial just around a sick child. The drugs which are useful Plan Urged past 17, and not Margaret Chap- with "For Officers Only” . . . The Brighter Side man. as elsewhere paragraphed Lt. Corn. Walter Winchell Cliff Stillman, of the New York This form of pneumonia has in other forms of pneumonia has been named virus pneumonia and have not proved successful here, , . . Nancy Coleman will marry temporarily discontinued banking clan, could now’ get in his while he s has been known to the medical but if it is true that it is trans- lly Damon Runyon Toni Selwart . . . And when column on duty become a second l<*oey with profession for several years. mitted from cats, there is noth- the United States Naval . . , Dons Duke divorces Jimmy but was transferred Tal- theorectically (trtEAR DAMON: employers must employ at are still in Washington from top Cromwell, will turkey to Reserve. M eanwhile, "On lulah says she will retire after It is not particularly different ing more simple that he talk to prevent its occurrence. “It Is with great pleas- least 20 per cent ex-service to bottom.) is written . of than Rainer, Broadway” being this . . And Henry Young- from other torms pneumonia Lulse show* and Interest that I have S cent of whom must “Many of us couldn’t go • • • by guest columnists. Today's man knows a girl working except that the germs are However, what is theoretically ure men. per on. in a which been following your campaign be disabled. like Frank Cavanaugh—you re- Aster, guest is Lait. veteran war plant who is having won- present in the are simple in human life is often rich Vincent In Jack a other forms for a year’s pay for the soldiers “The percentage of each man's member him—they called him regalia New York newspaperman. | derful time and a half. not found in the virus pneu- practically very complicated, and VERYall the of a naval might after their discharge. he provided for the Iron Major. while it seem quite rea- disability would * commander, having to lug his Copyright by Dally Mirror, Ine. monia cases. « • * • t sonable to ask people not to “The way It has taken defi- by government subsidy in lieu of 4 411 fHEN the call rams in ONE epidemic all the cases fondle their pet cats when they nite form in congressional ac- pensions. evidences of respiratory in- tion has raised the hopes of us "Thus for an employe 25 per April, 1917, Frank Cava- IN ocurred in secondary show infants fection, the oldsters maybe will cent disabled, the employer naugh. the father of nine chil- Gamps to coughs this is one of things that it Parlor whooping and measles. that is easier said than done. spare these youngsters the would pay 75 per cent and the dren and their sole support, en- In another series of cases oc- government per cent of the listed as a private. Menace \at ion adults, At least. children have sense heartbreak we had. 25 The curring in the disease was enough not to do it when or- weekly pay which in no case “Through gallantry in action Onlooker “Those who got ‘after- characterized by a racking that dered. the-war’ beating of World War must he less than that paid for he rose to major. By llonry Mrl^mnro cough, little or no sputum, high Adults also should take the similar work In the establish- “Then In the Vosges Forest fever and a slow pulse, X-ray I should get together now and warning that a sick cat had see that legislation Is passed ment. shell fragments tore half his shadows which were out of all face most dangerous people at almost everything but the treat- resent your country In the better not be put on the bed of NOW' for the protection of our “Thus the disabled veteran away. proportion to what was found hy a baby in order to make feel remains on equal terms with “Miraculously, hla life and eye- rIElarge in the United States to- ment of the Injuries almost cr>r- Olympics. the stethoscope, prolonged it fighting men. you get out and a as if it were being given a little others In his walk of life and sight were saved. day are not the fifth rolumnlsts, tain to result from participa- The best can of course terminating by “The protestations of thanks an ability to slow fall more attention than usual. retains hla pride and courage. “Later he had to quit his perch on a • Job milk temperature. and appreciation voiced now will • • the sixth columnists, the seventh tion in this fiendish type of fun. bottle is proof that you are ab- of as football coach at Fordham on • * evaporate when the fighting Is • The patients are left very QrEBTIONB. ANSWERS bDR!DE courage! account of approaching columnists, or even the plain normal. because the screamingly weak, done Just as they did after Nov. and blindness part of this game is but only about four deaths X. Y. Z.—What would be the “How many of us lost caused by that shell. columnists like myself. T HAVE yet to run across ore funny that have been date. 11, 1918. nearly every one falls off. reported to cause of unsightly bluish veins both when with hats In hand “He had no Income other than most dangerous games • • • fact, months pay The people of these "parlor" that In only about one out of on one s nose ? I am qui t e “Six or a year'a we begged our government for a pitifully small pension ac- running loose—and the FRI rougher 10 patients becomes critically ill, with no further prospects does didn't sound than polo IVHKN you you may healthy. a handout when private Indus- cepted solely for the support of would do well to stop bothering fall off. m*»M fairly not discharge our obligation to panther ’’ of them running a Is possible to remove these try his dependent Roger played on back, or la- very well scramble a few it turned ua from Its door. nine children. with such sissies as mild course. these boys—and do not take the now, Damon, crosse plaved with axes. collar hone, • • and would this mean a surgical “Pride courage—when we “And me Touhy and start rounding them vertihrae or snap a • promises that they will get and let seems to me that only this, I gather, operation? marched to Washington for pay- quote from The Dally Mirror up- are the ones who are cre- It the but adds to the THE cat idea their back too seriously. parlor to play general hilarity. transmission Answer The cause of en- Jobs ment of our adjusted payment editorial of Sept. 4, 19S8, titled ating games to be played in the sensible in which is correct, games he par- Another highly IF this will he the larged facial veins is not knowm. “That promise \jas made and certificates, the so-called bonus, *A Gallant Major Turns His Face home during these days of these would the recommended second kind of which broken before. hospital game (see ary pneumonia They appear to accompany the and were fired upon, beaten, to the Wall’: lor of a where the in- current issue “ blackouts, thrift and non-essen- of we have encountered in recent changes ternes were on 24-hour duty. most of the magazines) is one various that occur in “Let us go further and say: burned out and finally driven ’Then, in June, when he was tial travel. years transmitted by pet ani- middle and early old age. .“‘Here’s your year’s pay. from the streets of Washington rushed to a hospital to undergo magazines are particu- Take simplest of in which two people are blind- The the the mals to human beings. They can be removed by car- We’ve done part and now pariahs. major full of thrse gamrv You games that all the magazines are folded (usually a man and a our as a operation a kindly gov- larly woman The first was psittacosis, or bon dioxide snow and the needle you are' on your own.* “No more the heroes of Cha- ernment notified him that his up a magazine with- clamoring to play—that to add the romantic • • « IBrit pu'k for us parrot fever, which was preva- cautery. teau Thierry, Relleau Woods, pension was finding one try’ touch) and seated upon the to cease. out one. two. or three where you to balance lent several years ago and un- Neither of serious, 44TTERE 1* what I propose be the evidence to floor, faring ope another. these is al- Argonne, marching proudly “This of Ingratitude pages devoted illustrations yourself on an upright milk doubtedly was transmitted from though in both procedures H up part Showing bottle. Each la given a heaping bowl it re- done: Fifth avenue—yes, it was a on the of the nation he had how these indoor hor- pet parrots who became sick quires time and patience on struggle he in What If you do happen to of cereal. The idea is for them the “Let us assume there will be terrible to regain that served so well broke the heart ror* can perpetrated the with nasal discharge, cough and part of the and the eight million returned to and courage. gallant top a to try to feed one another. operator men pride of a gentleman. home. achieve balance on of milk fever and transmitted the con- patient. after the and “Many of regained “Frank text Fortunately, the eyes of the civil-life war as- us never Cavanaugh, living on The pictures and the that bottle? You’ll never make a dition to their ow-ners who I. M. M.:—How long should a sume that one million of accompanies them, explain varsity contestants have a slight pro- these it. borrowed time since that day In the letter. fondled them too often in a person have hot flashes due to are suffering some disability. “Many whib It Vosges the games, get tection because of the blind- recovered lost the Forest, turned his equipment needed for You'll never your name in sympathetic attempt asviime hut the rest of their to comfort a hysterectomy? I am 30 years “Let us further that It again when a grateful Con- face to the wall and died. the rules, tpe technique for the record hook. folds. faces “ are open them. old. these are forty million gainfully gress took away our pitiful pen- THIS MUST by ' NOT HAPPEN playing, the‘scoring, and-well, You’llnever be chosen to rep- wide to attack Since the institution of quar- thrust and parry of the cereal- Answer—Usually at least a employed In the United States sion in 1983. AGAIN.’ laden spoons. antine on pet parrots and para- year; sometimes a little longer. at that time. (“Now don’t say It can not (“H. L.**) I suppose that if the male ’'Legislation should provide happen again—the same men Distributed by King Feature* gyod , Inc. contestant drives home a jah of Saga of the Scared Turk LAFF-A-DAY cornflakes to his opponent’s ear, the referee cries •’touche.” That, if I know anything about the THEY'LL DO IT EVERY TIME By Jimmy Hatlo female of the species, will re- sult In the man getting the 2,000 Vests Enough whole bowl of cereal banged across his noggin. / • • WDQMSLSy • Vhen LEFT IST* KXJCW YOUft FOB THE ARMV, £ / oo7 weU **'TeY# As SOON ASg OTILL another attractive blind- For No. 1 Coward ZZQ ( Snd Z^' fold game involves the plac- S VES ing of obstacles all over tha room. By ARTHUR "BUGS’* BAER E^towlite The contestant Is allowed to look at the obstacles without the Yesterday I told you about a tough Turk—Ali Tepelan—- blindfold, then he is blindfolded and today I will tell about a scared Turk—Abdul Hamid, the and turned loose to flounder damned. about the place, bumping his shins, He never rowed on anything but an artificial lake. He hitting his funnybone, fall- was ing down, smashing the furni- an expert revolver shot who rarely missed a tossed orange. ture and generally allowing the But he allowed nobody to come within 20 feet of him. other members of the party (as He never forgot that 17 of Turkey’s 34 Sultans had been magazines H) the put "to have liquidated. Abdul 5,000 palace guards, 20,000 pigeons a good laugh.” had All I can say is this: Ts the and 2,000 vesta. host and hostess can laugh at all He closed window’s and made now doors In a thousand of this, when they know what a divans. Then he closed the doors and w’tlled up passageways. shambles fheir house will he He had a thousand beds in the palace, and beside each bed when their fun loving gucsis leave, they should not hesitate was a revolver. # about spending the money to see Each day he built a new secret passageway in the palace, a good psychiatrist. and each night he changed it. When he ordered his servants imagine Can you how a house to prepare a bed he never slept it. would look after an evening of in such "parlor” games? He shot his daughter, who awakened him suddenly out of The milk-bottle wounded a nap. Also a gardener who was crouching behind a hedge writhing on the floor. planting lily bulbs. Gladstone called him the Great Assassin. The choking cereal casualties He the only man in the who had his shadow gasping for breath. was world The obstacle racers crying for painted on his office glass door for enemies to shoot at. succor. He even had a lightning rod attached to his swivel chair. Speaking of “succor” that re- And when he was grabbed by the Young Turks he fainted. minds me of another word. He kicked off in exile in Salonika, surrounded by wives . - ... Sucker. Any one who would play these indoor games is just and servants. Of the two Turks I will take Ali Tepelan in all that. flavors. "Utnag book you told me. There isn't an address m it!** Distributed by MeNsufSl S««4itfcis, Im. OApyrtfM, lSit. by Kin* Tutor** I Thursday—home fellow* always get the breaks, and others don’t! See Hatlo’s example tomorrow