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Welcome Back... I~ And Get Involved! , I September 1987 .3 i I · saauI The University of Michigan TH MICH I GAN PUBLIC SERVICE INTERN R VI W The Student Affairs co TE Magazine of the PROGRAM Washington, D. C. Lansing, MI. University of Michigan From the Edi tor 4 Publisher . Serpent's Tooth 5 David Katz MASS MEETING: r From Suite One: Editorials 6 Associate Publishers Letters to the Edi tor 7 SEPTEMBER 23, 6:00 PM Kurt M. Heyman Mark Powell Review Forum U.s. Policy in Central America, by Dean Baker 8 Editor-in-Chief RACKHAM AUDITORIUM I Seth B. Klukoff 1 Election '88 Executive Editors Choosing the Next President, by Marc Selinger 9 APPLICATION DEADLINE: ocmBER 1 Steve Angelotti Interview: Patricia Schroeder (O-Colo.) 15 Rebecca Chung Interview: Richard Gephardt (O-Mo.) 17 Interview: Pete du Pont (R-Oel.) 18 Campus Affairs Editor Summer internships with Len Greenberger Campus Affairs Personnel Manager A Note to Out-of-Staters: legislative offices, special Marc Selinger What to Expect, by Kurt M. Heyman 20 Women's Issues interest groups, newspaper Staff Taking a Stand, by Rebecca Chung 21 Lisa Babcock, Craig Brown, David Engineering and broadcast media, Calkins, Dan Drumm, Rick Dyer, What's Up on North Campus, by David Vogel Steve George, Asha Gunabalan, 22 executive offices Joseph McCollum, Donna Prince, William Rice, Tracey Stone, Marc Arts and agencies Taxay, Joe Typho, David Vogel Poem: /I A Letter From Us", by David Calkins 23 A Madonnalysis, by Kurt M. Heyman 24 The Michigan Review is an Consider Delbert, by Joe Typho 27 Stipends available in depend en t, non-profi t student Review Football Pix, by David Vogel 29 magazine at the University 0 Michigan. We welcome letters, Designed for articles, and encourage comments Cover Graphics by Seth Klukoff and Rebecca Chung about the magazine and issues: undergraduates discussed in it. We are not affiliated ' with any political party. Our address is: Suite One r 911 North University ! Ann Arbor, Mi 48109 (313)-662-1909 Applications also available at Career Planning & Placement A Unit of Student Services The Michigan Review 4 September 19875 From the Edito[____ ---- Serpentls Tooth

The University of Michigan has would include $.75 for PIRGIM with serve as a populist symbol had their its security problems too, even a refund mechanism. MSA will vote most detrimental effects when Amy where the ultra-covert presidential on its budget in September and may was recently "asked to disenroll" selection process is concerned. Rumor adjust PIRGIM's fee any way it from Brown University for failing Welcome la f 1991 has it that in order to head off wishes (anywhere from $7 to $O) to pass her classes. Had her parents n what is referred to in hushed (The latter figure was a hint). provided Amy with an education I whispers as "the J.D. threat," the Some new information on PIRGIM properly befitting the child of a So why did you choose to attend Welcome to the new Michigan student poll, and a profil~ on a Regents have made it clear that has come to light concerning its links president, she might have .~ such a large university? I am sure Review. As you can tell, we have student leader or organization. Shapiro's replacement must be "of to "the Fund", a national PIRG graduated -just like Brooke Shields. most of you have been asked that cast aside the tabloid format in We are also unvailing our Election national stature." Since Hal is a group that runs PIRGIM's canvass. question on numerous occasions. My favor of a slicker, more readable '88 series this month, featuring '. ! respectable 6 feet high, and According to information uncovered ** answer is that a university is only magazine. But beyond the cosmetic conversations with Richard Duderstadt certainly 'exceeds the by a former PIRGIM worker, The ''New'' (Improved?) College as large as it is perceived. A changes, the Review has reassessed Gephardt, Pat Schroeder, and Pete national average at a towering 6'4" PIRGIM turns over most of its Republicans have taken a full body university may contain many its purpose on campus. We have du Pont. The Review plans exclusive (according to our just-hired stature canvassing revenue to this national blow from the Ollie rage. Look for buildings, occupy a sizeable land decided to fill the void on campus coverage of the candidates (we will analysis exper!), we at the Review PIRG group. This directly our nation's finest women sporting area, and have a student body of for a thorough, well-written student interview them a11), the upcoming are having some difficulty figuring contradicts PIRGIM's own the Ollie crew (high in back, short over 40,000 (Not to mention a affairs magazine. To that end we primaries, and the issues debated on out just what the Regents are statements to MSA. Many on sides, parted on the seemingly impenetrable will attempt to cover, in as complete the campaign trail. seeking. representatives sympathetic to you-guessed-it left), and the bureaucracy). But one should not use a manner as possible, the major We hope that this issue of the It takes less trouble to figure out PIRGIM are upset with PIRGIM's country's future corporate magnates these feautures as the sole basis for issues which affect the University Review will give you a sense of what they're avoiding. actions and its stonewalling tactics. proudly bleaching their hair, defining the educational experience. of Michigan. We will also provide a what to expect every month. It is our We are sure that much more will be blotting their lipstick, and To become intimidated by the forum for the rational discussion of intent to provide the campus with a heard abou t this issue in the near shredding parking tickets. superficial, physical ideas and issues, something which responsible student affairs ** future. PIRGIM update: The Regents characteristics of the university we believe was previously missing magazine. So, let us know if we are have approved a 30 percent increase ** will only hinder personal growth. on campus as well. doing the job. At least the Regents won't in the MSA fee. Under MSA's ** You were all "stars" in high Some of the old features, such as The effects of former Pres. Carter's consider "the Seven Dwarfs" for the . ~ proposed budget, the $7 per term fee school. You received the highest Serpents Tooth, Joe Typho, and insistence that his young daughter presidency... grades and some of you may have Review Forum remain. However, we been valedictorians: You will attempt to have a better participated in a myriad of balance between investigative Pop vs Soda activities and accumulated many an articles, in-depth news articles, and honor and award. These successes essays. We have also expanded our The majority of the Review's editorial board bowing to tradition, as many conservatives are should not be compromised in the entertainment section to cover a has decided that it will henceforth be Review wont to do. This is to say that we maintain that Seth B. Klukoff is a Senior in face of unbreakable red tape, wider array of areas. New features policy to refer to carbonated drinks as "pop" there are logical and legitimate reasons for Political Science and endless lines for registration, will include coverage of issues and rather than "soda." We make this decision with referring to products such as Coke and Pepsi as Editor-in-Chief of the Michigan unattainable overrides and class events in the different schools, the full realization that it is as much a reflection "pop" rather than "soda." ' j sizes of 600. several pages devoted to · student Review. of us as if we were to mandate a policy of inclusive Both "soda" and "pop" are etymologically Freshmen, it is important to avail organizations and their activities, a language and even carry it out to our sports pages. derived from the two-worded name "soda-pop," yourselves of all the opportunities This will demonstrate that the Review is not which was in frequent use in ancient times earlier that Michigan has to offer. Take afraid of taking sides in the great debate of our this century. Somewhere along the line, "soda" time to examine the many student time, and far more significantly, of our university. went east and "pop" went west. However, if one organizations, cultural programs, ~ At the University of Michigan, a world-class examines the original name, it is easy to see that ! political groups, publications, and I institution at which students congregate from East "pop" is the root word, while "soda" is used as an I musical events on campus. A walk and West (and a few other places), the "pop-soda adjective, referring to the carbonation as it does in across the Diag will reveal the debate" often dates as far back as Summer soda water- What kind of pop?-Soda pop! vitality present at Michigan. Freshman Orientation. We understand that the Therefore, it really has been "pop" all along, but Essentially, you should try to mere mention of this debate brings out the most for lack of any similar kinds of "pop,". we have become an active participant in the bitter East-West tensions, and we seek to settle the come to realize that the "soda" adjective is life of the University. Involvement, conflict once and for all. unnecessary. One would not find similar rationale combined with successful academic While it is true that the editorial board is for using "soda," as there are other kinds of soda, 'achievement, will give you an ideal dominated by midwesterners, which seems most notably baking soda. Thus, one would need an college experience. natural at a midwestern university, we maintain adjective to distinguish Dr. Pepper from Arm and We at the Michigan Review wish that we are not employing a regional "When in Hammer. And using something like "pop soda" you success and fortune during the Rome ... " form of logic. While it is also true that would be absolutely ridiculous and defeat the upcoming academic year. Good luck the Review has conservative editorial policies entire purpose of the debate.

and Go Blue! .~. (for this campus anyway), we are not simply t The Michigan Review 6 September 1987 Letters to the Edito[______From Suite One

The Mklri,lIJ1 RrDiew welcomel least called the Daily to find out for conservatives to print twice a our letten. Pleae keep them to DO why the letter was cut and what month or more, we throw out other ore than three P-Iel the Daily's letter policy is. people's letters. Roles Reviewed Oppose Code ouble-.paced I\d typed, an We personally typed in Brandon Other efforts we made on this include your name,.cIdreN, phon Crocker's 9/11/86 letter in full. It score included the soliciting of two 1UI.IIlbft, year. LetIen Ihould was only cut in production by the different members of the Republican The Michigan Review would like to take this There are some issues in America today, such as tent to oar edcbaa: professional who pastes up tne Club for letters plugging their opportunity to follow the recent trend of gun control and prayer in school, which have been SulIeOne page. It may surprise you that organization. De~pite promises, we conciliatory initiatives (Le. the Reagan-Wright around forever, or so it seems. We have such an 911 North UnJ lty everyone's letters and even the never received any letters. When Central American peace plan, a nuclear issue at the University of Michigan-the proposed Ann AIbaI', Mi MlO9 editor's work on the left side of the people do make the effort to oppose weapon-free arms control policy, etc.) and offer an Code of Non-Academic Conduct. The Code, which is page gets cut in production. Brandon our views, we publish without olive branch to the Michigan Daily. The changes the 4-year old brainchild of outgoing UM president Crocker was unlucky that day regard to number of letters. In because his letter was put on the at the Review this year run much deeper than the Harold Shapiro, would establish an additional On Moderation in South Africa September, we wrote an editorial part of the page that is the last to change in our physical appearance from a tabloid "legal system" at Michigan. So, if a student was To the editor: criticizing the Greek system's get filled. You can see that letters newspaper to a magazine. We would like to view caught for vandalizing a campus building, he or she After reading your artiCle in the tendency to homogeneity along run from the longest at the top to the ourselves as the University of Michigan's student would be punished by University officials as well February 1987 issue of the ethnic, religious, gender and other Michigan shortest at the bottom. magazine. Of course, our editorial page will still as by the Ann Arbor police. Review, I thought I would write and grounds. Then from 9/9/86 to 9/12/86 maintain its moderate to conservative slant. But we When the Code was first proposed in 1983, it was inform you of other important ideas Contrary to Daily policy (and we published four consecutive would like to devote the remaining pages of our met with sizeable opposition by the Michigan on the subject of apartheid. your own published policy), and the letters opposing our view. During publication to the printing of well-researched, full Student Assembly and other concerned students. Most importantly, South Africa: policy of most newspapers, we Winter term ['86] we published a length, in-depth articles about campus, local, However, while the Code issue remains, vocal The Solution , a book recently published Mr. Crocker's letter even letter by one of your executive national, and other issues. In order to encourage an opposition has ebbed. MSA's Student Rights published in English and available though we never had a phone editors, Steve Angelotti, about open and free exchange of ideas on campus, we Committee has led the opposition to the Code and in the United States, has made number or address for its PIRGIM. A lawyer caIled to would like to publish articles which depict a wide managed to hold a "No Code" rally last April. quite a stir in the last few months... verification. We did this precisely complain that we published the range of views, as well as articles which speak to However, those in attendance at the rally were the because we are anxious to publish letter, complete with factual issues which are not necessarily same people who have consistently opposed the Although some of the tactics you views contrary to ours. inaccuracy, despite our own politically-motivated. Code in the past. The same students are always propose in "Moderation in South Mr. Crocker had two letters in publication of the facts about involved. Instead of trying to compete with the Daily , we Africa" seem questionable to me, the September 1986, including one that PIRGIM. We went out on a limb to In order for President Shapiro and the Regents to seek to complement them. Because we are a idea of peaceful change toward an followed the "censored" one. We publish Mr. Angelotti's letter, only realize that the majority of the campus opposes the monthly publication, we are incapable of reporting attitude of universal liberty welcome further letters from him on to have to print a correction. daily news, and we, like everyone else on campus, Code, they have to notice that more people are appeals to me. If that is what you any subject. We have published letters from rely on the Daily for day-to-day information. opposed to the Code. mean by "pro-American change", There were two other readers staff including editor-in-chief Seth Likewise, because the primary function is So what must be done? MSA's Student Rights Daily's then we may be closer to agreement aIlowed to publish twice in Klukoff. It's too bad you choose to to report the day-to-day events that occur on Committee, which has worked diligently on the than it seems on the surface. September. One was Roberto Javier print unfounded criticisms of the campos, they do not have the space to accomodate Code issue, must now try to reach out to the entire CarlO. Helstrom, III Frisancho, who you commend for forum that the Daily is without longer and more in depth articles. Therefore, each campus-even North Campus. They must work on a The Foundation for Economic views contrary to those of Latin first investigating them. grass roots level to educate the campus about the of our publications fills the void left by the other. Education America solidarity groups in Ann Karen Klein We hope that our relationship with the Daily Code. For if President Shapiro attempts pass a Arbor. The other person we Opinion Editor, 1985-1986 Code as a parting shot, or the new president this year will be one of mutual respect and published twice was Bradley Henry Park supports a Code, MSA and the Student Rights Blast From the Past cooperation instead of distrust and animosity. All Foster, who called for tearing down Associate Editor, 1985-1986 petty difficulties and allegations, if they do arise, Committee will need to garner as much widespread To the editor: We read with amusement your the anti-apartheid shanty on the shall be dealt with on the football field sometime opposition as possible. Diag and going to hear a speaker this Fall. rhetoric about the Michigan Daily's "censoring" of a letter by Brandon say that the arms race is the only Crocker. You say that a key moral path to peace. <' " paragraph from Brandon Crocker'S If lack of space is censorship, then letter "was cut out for no apparent we have committed much more reason." grievous acts of censorship than the Of course, the reason is not one you raise. During the winter ['86] apparent to you because you never term, we threw away a one-inch asked the editors of the Opinion stack of letters from readers Page to find out what it was. In fact, supporting the demonstrations Brandon Crocker did not try either. against Contra aid at Rep. Carl Accuracy in Academia and the Pursell's office. We threw away an Washington Inquirer made a much even larger stack on the Middle more professional effort. They at East. In other words, to make space September 19879 The Michigan Review 8 Review Forum ______--- Election '88 u.s. Policy in Choosing the Next Central America President by MARC SELINGER by DEAN BAKER The American voter might not be In order to win the election, Vice civil rights. He engineered There are two questions that execution. These abuses are well connection to the Soviet Union and thinking this early about the next President George Bush is trying to movements to proclaim a national should be addressed in discussing documented by such sources as some sucfi as Iran's government in presidential election. However, convince voters that he played no holiday for Dr. Martin Luther King, the U.S. role in Nicaragua. The first Americas Watch, Amnesty 1953 were even anti-Soviet. with the Iowa caucuses scheduled part in the sale of arms to Iran and Jr.'s birthday and to enact the is whether the U.S. is furthering International, and the United The purpose of U.S. interventions for February 8th, and the New in the diversion of funds to the Voting Rights Act of 1982, which freedom, justice, democracy, and Nations Commission on Human around the world has not been to Hampshire primary and Super contras. At the same time, he is permits the Justice Department to Nicaragua's national sovereignty by Rights. stop Soviet aggression, but rather to Tuesday events soon after, emphasizing his unwavering sue local governments even if it its actions in Nicaragua. Since this Nicaragua is of course not unique. oppose third world people's efforts presidential hopefuls have set out loyalty to Ronald Reagan. He also cannot prove intentional answer is so obviously "no" to all but The U.S. has been responsible for to gain control over their countries on the campaign trails. In fact, offers experience as his strongest discrimination against minorities. the most determinedly ignorant, it overthrowing sovereign governments and their lives. In this effort we've seven Republicans and eight credential, including his leadership If elected president, Sen. Dole has leads directly to the second all over the world and replacing aligned ourselves with a wide Democrats have announced their of the administration's deregulation indicated that he would focus on the question, "Why does this question them with brutal dictatorships. variety of dictators, torturers, drug intentions of entering, with several task force. Outside of the Reagan budget deficit, which he calls the arise continually as a matter for I The short list includes the runners, and even former Nazis (Le. more still considering running. administration, he has served as nation's most urgent problem. As a debate?" Phillipines in 1898 and again when Klaus Barbie). We've found Although none of these candidates chairman of the Republican first step, he would convene a The brief response to the first we defeated the indigenous ourselves on the side of corrupt has presented complete positions on National Committee, United summit meeting with congressional question is that the U.S. government elites everywhere, and always in every issue, their speeches and Nations Ambassador, and director leaders to discuss possible solutions. rarely has acted in a way that has opposition to movements of The Review Forum is a feature in actions have helped distinguish of the CIA. He would also lobby for budget cuts supported freedom, justice, peasants, workers, and the poor. which issues are debated or a them from one another. The Vice President Bush promises to and a cost of living adjustment democracy, and national Given the absurdity of the notion dissenting opinion to an article or remainder of this article examines unveil a series of proposals on ethics freeze on Social Security. sovereignty, and has often worked that the U.S. supports freedom, editorial is offered. During the year, the major policies and promises in business and government, Pierre "Pete" du Pont, IV, the against it. Nicaragua is just one justice, democracy, and we will solicit articles from student which help define each agriculture, education, and arms former governor of Delaware, has example. It is a country that the self-determination, the question organizations and activists presidential candidate. control negotiations this fall. He developed some unique, if not U.S. occupied militarily for 20 years arises as to why it is still debated. associated with a particular issue. appears to be a proponent of 501, radical, proposals which he would of this century and in which it Much of the explanation for this The Republicans though offers no promises that it pursue as president. He suggests installed and maintained a brutal anti-Japanese resistance in 1945-54, situation can be found by examining Despite suffering a setback from the will work. As for the loosening of that teenagers who fail mandatory dictatorship for another 50 years. Chile in 1973, Cuba in 1898, Iran in the U.S. media. The major news Iran-contra affair, President emigration restrictions and the drug tests be denied drivers' Immediately after the overthrow of 1953, Guatemala in 1954, and organizations are controlled by rich Reagan's policies continue to unite so-called "glasnost" (openness) in licenses. As a move toward this dictatorship in a bloody civil individuals who share the same Indonesia in 1966. The death toll Republicans. Each of seven GOP the Soviet Union, Vice President bolstering the Social Security war ending in 1979, the CIA world view as the corporations from these advent'\lres alone and the hopefuls supports work on the Bush considers them to be merely system, du Pont would allow people reorganized Nicaragua's National whose interests are being protected repression that ensued is in the Strategic Defense Initiative (501) cosmetic changes. Guard (the military force which by the United States' foreign policy. to join private retirement programs hundreds of thousands. The only or Star Wars, aid to the The current Senate minority kept the Somoza dictatorship in Consequently, they rarely challenge as an alternative to the present thing that these and other acts of 'i Nicaraguan contras, reversal of the leader, Robert Dole (Kan.), argues power) and has supported these the basic assumptions of U.S. foreign ! system. Participants would receive U.S. intervention have in common is Supreme Court decision in Roe v. that his extensive political thugs ever since as the "Nicaraguan income tax credits while continuing that they were all cases in which policy. Wade, which guarantees a woman's experience has provided him with Democratic Resistance." The arms to make contributions to the Social independently-minded governments right to have an abortion, and the tools necessary to be a successful dealing, drug-running, and outright See page 28 Security fund. Du Pont also would sought to challenge the right of U.S. spending cuts for social programs. president. He has served as embezzlement carried out for this phase out farm subsidies over five corporations to freely plunder their The candidates are more divided, chairman of the Senate Finance purpose is just now coming to light. years and require all able-bodied nations. We cannot even use the Dean Baker is a Doctoral student in however, on the issues of taxes and Committee, where he led a For eight years the contras have welfare recipients to work. excuse of fighting Soviet expansion, Economics. He opposed Rep. Carl trade. Some are considering tax bipartisan effort to save the Social preyed on Nicaragua's civilian Du Pont plans to run on the basis of since the history of the U.S. Pursell in the 1986 congressional increases and moderate Security system, and chairman of population, singling out teachers, his political record as well. Since intervention precedes the Soviet election and plans to run again in protectionism, while others favor the Republican National heal thcare workers, and he helped foster tax cuts, budget revolution, and continues in the 1988. He has also been president of tax cuts and free trade. The Committee. He recently created the pro-government members of the same pattern after the Soviet the Latin American Solidarity Republicans each have somewhat Republican Task Force on Farm and clergy for particularly brutal Continued on next page revolution. Furthermore some of the Committee and has a'iltively opposed different plans for the future of the Rural America. treatment, which often includes more recent governments we've U. S. policies in Central America. "Reagan Revolution." Sen. Dole has also been a leader in rape and extensive torture before overthrown have had virtually no The Michigan Review 10 September 198711 ------Election '88------~Election'88------surpluses, and job growth in his two who chaired the Republican Perhaps as a preventive measure Broadcasting Network, he has used opposing protectionist measures. As homes, limiting them for first terms as governor, du Pont asserts National Committee, considers against any future Iran-contra his National Legal Foundation to the campaigns proceed, these issues homes, raiSing new revenues, that he has the managerial himself to be President Reagan's scandals, Laxalt suggests replacing lobby for the return of education could become the major focus of reducing domestic spending, and experience and understanding of true heir. The two men are best the two select intelligence control to parents and local debate for the Democratic cutting the growth of military economics needed to be a successful friends, with Laxalt having headed committees of Congress with a joint communities. While emphasizing candidates. spending. president. Reagan's Presidential Campaign committee composed of fewer and the "Back to Basics" approach for Former Arizona gov. Bruce Babbitt Sen. Joseph Biden (Del.) has Gen. Alexander Haig, the Reagan Committee in 1976, 1980, and 1984. more experienced members. education as a part of this effort, he believes his own proposals would defined his views through his administration's first Secretary of If elected, Laxalt would pursue, The Rev. Marion "Pat" Robertson also seeks to return God to the remedy the shortfalls of many actions on the Senate Judiciary State and the former commander of more or less, the same policies believes his role as president would classroom and to textbooks. existing government programs. In Committee. In 1985, he successfully the NATO forces in Europe, may advocated by President Reagan: cuts be to renew America's commitment The Rev. Robertson also takes a order to insure that every American engineered the defeat of President have as much or more experience in spending on social programs, a to morality. As the former host of harsh stand against foreign receives adequate medical care, he Reagan's nominee for Associa te with defense and foreign policy the "700 Club," and as owner and strong anti-communist stance, and ideologies which are atheistic. For would have the federal government Attorney General, William than any other Republican budget deficit reduction without tax founder of the Christian this reason, he supports assume the full financial Bradford Reynolds. Sen. Biden candidate. increases. He would, however, anti-communist rebels in Angola, responsibility of Medicaid. The claimed that Reynolds, the current As a candidate, Gen. Haig emphasize the elimination of waste Continued on next page Afghanistan, Mozambique, and roughly $20 billion which state head of the Justice Department's believes the United States faces two in the defense budget and assume a Nicaragua, and wants to eliminate governments would save would then Civil Rights Division, was lax in major crises: the budget deficit and more activist approach on trade. communism in the Soviet Union. be used to increase teachers' pay and his enforcement of the Voting Soviet expansionism. In order to Several other Republicans should develop various educational resolve the first crisis, he would Rights Act. Sen. Biden, now not be overlooked as potential programs. Babbitt would also chairman of the Judiciary oppose tax increases, veto more candidates. They include White establish a national day-care spending bills than President Committee, plans to oppose Addresses of the Republican House Chief of Staff Howard voucher system. Reagan has, and lobby for a President Reagan's nomination of Presidential Candidates Baker, former UN Ambassador As former co-chairman of the line-item veto on money bills. He Judge Robert Bork to a seat on the Jeanne Kirkpatrick, and Govs. Roosevelt Center Task Force on the would check the Soviet threat by Supreme Court. He argues that Bark Bush for President Laxalt for President George Deukmejian (Calif.) and Federal Deficit, Babbitt formulated aiding anti-communist rebels, such would upset the present ideological P.O. Box 65471 1667 K Street N.W. Thomas Kean (N.J.). a method of balancing the budget. as the contras, and by developing a balance between liberals and Washington, D.C. 20035-5471 Washington, D.C. 20006 His plan includes eliminating fool-proof SDI. The Democrats mortgage deductions for second Continued on next page Rep. Jack Kemp (N.Y.) has Dole for President· AJneri~forRobertson The eight Democratic candidates emerged as one of the nation's 1828 L Street N.W. ·860 Greenbrier Circle share similar views on a number of leading advocates of supply-side Suite 805 Suite 502 policies. Every one of them, for the economics. His philosophy, based Washington, D.C. 20036 P.O. Box 1988 most part, opposes SDI and aid to on the notion that lower taxes spur ....'.dUI ...... VA 23320 the contras, is pro-choice on investment and produce a du Pont for President abortion, and favors more funding "trickle-down" effect, shaped the P.O. Box 1988 for education. Yet, the Democrats tax cuts which became law in 1981. 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As initiator of the tax reform as a member of the Armed Services Superfund Act of 1980, which enforcement, as well as civii rights Sen. Simon's workfare is intended to president, he could be expected to movement. While he believes the Committee and as a Senate observer financed the clean-up of hazardous for minorities and women. In fact, save government large sums of appoint relatively liberal judges, tax law is better than the old one, at the Geneva arms talks, he would chemical wastes, and now he she sponsored the Equal Rights money in welfare and unemployment especially ones who are strong Rep. Gephardt would raise utilize SDI as a bargaining chip and co-chairs the Environmental and Amendment and led the efforts to compensation payments. advocates of civil rights. minimum tax rates in order to reduce seek significant reductions in the Energy Study Conference. pass the Voting Rights Act and the In addition, Sen. Simon recognizes He also has been a major force in the budget deficit and improve tax number of nuclear weapons. He As the leader of the Rainbow Civil Rights Act of 1984. The the Soviet Union as an ideological the fight against drugs. In 1986, he progressivity. would also pursue agreements Coalition, the Rev. Jesse Jackson has Colorado congresswoman also and military adversary but seeks to led the passage of the Omnibus Drug As the youngest of the eliminating the fear of a first strike been a major advocate of economic supports military reform. She deal with the Soviets Bill, which increased spending for presidential contenders, Sen. Albert by the two superpowers. equality for racial minorities. He introduced the Defense Production diplomatically. He would use his drug abuse related programs by Gore (Tenn.), who is 39, claims to Sen. Gore has also become a has also been a major voice of Fee Act, which would require experience as former chairman of placing taxes on such items as possess a Kennedy-like commitment leading advocate of environmental opposition against the nation's N A TO allies to pay the United the Congressional Arms Control and alcohol and tobacco. to progress. Sen. Gore believes that protection. He co-authored the preoccupation with drugs, sex, and States for defense, and advocates a Foreign Policy Caucus to reach a test Massachusetts Gov. Michael the rise to power of a reformist materialism. Now, as a second-time nuclear test ban treaty with the ban agreement with the Soviets and Dukakis wants to convince the Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, Democratic presidential candidate, Soviet Union. As president, Rep. "to work with Castro to bring him American people that the economic presents the opportunity for some Continued on next page he seeks to expand the scope of his Schroeder could be expected to stress away from the Soviet influence." policies he instituted in his state historic arms control agreements. calls for "economic justice" to include cutting waste in defense spending, Some other well-known Democrats could be applied nationwide. One of farmers and unemployed industrial promoting arms control, advocating have been mentioned as potential the successes he hopes to sell is workers. He would set aside 10% of "family issues," and defending civil candidates or draftees. They workfare (the Massachusetts Addresses of the Democratic the nation's $2 trillion pension fund rights. include Sens. David Boren (Okla.), Employment and Training Program), Presidential Candidates industry for investments in Sen. Paul Simon (Ill.) is the Bill Bradley (N.J.), and Sam Nunn which has trained and found jobs for education, roads and bridges, and author of eleven books, the most (Ga.), and Govs. Richard Celeste thousands of former welfare depressed agricultural areas. In recent of which details his (Ohio) and Mario Cuomo (N.Y.) Babbitt for President recipients. He also created the order to insure American jobs, he Guaranteed Jobs Opportunity Massachusetts Industrial Finance 2095 East Camelback would support legislation Program. As a variant of workfare, Marc Selinger is a Sophomore in Agency, both of which financed Phoenix, AZ 85016 prohibiting U.S.-based companies this program would create LSA and the Personnel Manager of development and employment in the from shifting production overseas. state-level task forces assigned to Biden for President the Michigan Review. private sector. Gov. Dukakis On foreign policy issues, the Rev. create various job projects. believes that these projects, plus a 400 C Street N.E. Jackson would not hesitate to deal stiffened tax enforcement plan, 2nd Floor directly with the nation's ha ve allowed his state to Washington, D.C. 20002 adversaries. He has already made IF YOU'VE GOT THE GRADES, experience balanced budgets and the diplomatic trips to Syria, where he country's lowest unemployment rate. Dukakis for President secured the release of American BUT LACK THE As president, Gov. Dukakis would 20 Park Plaza pilot Lt. Goodman, and to Cuba to encourage more public-private Suite 832 meet with Fidel Castro. In order to CASH FOR COLLEGE ••• partnerships, especially in the Boston, MA 02116 resolve the problems of the Middle economically depressed Midwest East, the Rev. Jackson proposes an and oil-producing regions. .Gephardt for President international peace conference WE'VE GOT A Rep. Richard Gephardt (Mo.) 304 Penn Ave S.E. which would include the United hopes that his leadership on Washington, D.C. 20003 States, the Soviet Union, and Israel. $30,000 ANSWER. economic issues will catapult him Rep. Patricia Schroeder (Colo.), if into the White House. As the elected, would bring her lengthy chairman of the House Democratic congressional experience and .... Na~ R0TC j;CJmbrshin.couldsee V01 1 through four years Caucus, he has lobbied for measures Gore for President traditionally liberal views on of college . .. ana get you sUI'rteti an~-go~pay~~t'et'!.r . designed to remedy the nation's P.O. Box 15800 social programs and defense to the If in trade imbalance. His "Gephardt Arlington, VA 22215 Oval Office. As an eight-term you qualify, you'll be eligible . for up to $30,000 tuition. fees, books, and other college expenses. Amendment," which is now part of congresswoman, she has served Navy officers get instant management respo~sibility . the House's 1987 trade bill, imposes Jackson for President longer than any other woman in And Navy pay and benefits compare favorably WIth those retaliatory measures against those 733 15th Street N.W. Congress and holds several of civilian employment. nations having sizeable trade Suite 327 leadership positions, including For more information, call: surpluses with the United States. In Washington, D.C. 20005 deputy whip, head of the Arms Control Task Force, and addition, Rep. Gephardt supports LT. ROBERTOLDANI Simon for President co-chairwoman of the Congressional an oil-import fee, which would 103 NORTH HALL P.O. Box 2686 Caucus for Women's Issues. improve the competitiveness of 764-1498 domestic oil and raise funds for National Capitol Station Rep. Schroeder lobbies for or has training displaced workers. Washington, D.C. 20013 achieved passage of legislation The Missouri congressman received promoting what she calls "family NAVY. IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, recognition for working with Sen. issues," such as day-care programs, IT'S AN ADVENTURE. parental leave, and child-support *****************************************************************~ *: l'1e~e~ ~ t:;\~O{\ ~ * * I ~ ~ 0 * * ·s ~ * * I... Q:) o.l : * C'. 0 ~~ sa * : ~ Q) CI) '+- '-" cc. * : ~ .cO ~-= 6 : : .~ ex) .... 0- .~ -= · ~ ~: : ::i ,.,.. -c 0- :s ·s: en /' ~ -:s:- : * m ..,.", 0.... ~;::;. S * :rv- tn ~ ...... '" I * I , 11\ 11\ (/);: ..,.... i ~ * *.....* ~ ~ c: ~ I ~ * * c: t: c: - .c ~ Q):C Q.0 : : m (1) 0 -c.... .~.~ c: ~ : : .~ (1)tn .- -:::; 0 -fi Q) ~ : * .... I'."".... .'-'... Cl> * *13 I.. (.) 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REVIEW: "Who is Pat Schroeder?" REVIEW: "You have consistently against his father's policy. It is which included protection for country, America has the highest can say is that the Right talks S C H ROE D E R : "I'm a opposed aid to the Nicaraguan important to educate people about whistleblowers. Does this include divorce rate, the highest amount of family and acts corporation. What congresswoman from Colorado who contras. But how should we deal AIDS and deal with it straight. It protection for those who may problems with adolescents, the they are doing is shifting all of the went to Harvard Law School and with the growing Soviet presence in is better than a policy of 'Just say highest this, the highest that. burden onto families." the University of Minnesota, flies the Caribbean basin?" no.' " These are shameful statistics. All I II All I can say is that the Right airplanes, studies Chinese, I don't SCHROEDER: "We should deal REVIEW: 'Would one of the chief know. I do lots of different things with it the way the president of acts of your presidency be to lobby talks family and acts and have lots of different interests." Costa Rica has laid down. There are for passage of the ERA?" l corporation." REVIEW: "So how are you qualified many countries in that region that SCHROEDER: "Equal rights is to run for president?" are our allies and do not want a certainly needed. This year is the ) diVUlge national security secrets SCHROEDER: "I've been in politics communist presence their either. But 200th anniversary of the while whistleblowing?" longer than anybody running from they have asked us to join with Constitution. Unfortunately, the SCHROEDER: "No. It only deals the Democratic Party, except [Sen. them in conveying the message to right wing has convinced people with waste, fraud, abuse, and Joseph] Biden (Del.). Actually, my Nicaragua that they are sovereign that the ERA advocates a lifestyle, efficiency cases." congressional district has the most nations. If Nicaragua does anything which it doesn't do at all." REVIEW: ''You have criticized the people in the state. In my 15 years in to jeopardize another country's REVIEW: ''How would you propose Right's definition of family issues. politics, I have done things that are national security by crossing the to overcome misperceptions about Yet, you have indicated that most applicable to what a president border, then action should be taken. the ERA?" family issues are central to your does. I've been on the [House] Armed That is. i.l sensible policy. SCHROEDER: "As the co-chair of campaign. So, is the notion of Services Committee for 15 years, the Women's Caucus, we have family issues subjective?" which no one else can say. I've been proposed economic equity SCHROEDER: "They think it is liThe best way to fight subjective. I think it is very real. the arms control whip for the comm unism is to bring legislation every year, which Democrats in the House. A president would deal with a whole range of The Right has been in charge for is involved in military, foreign, and people hope and to fight things associated with the ERA. seven years and America's families macroeconomic policy. Every year, I hunger." Women with a college education do are in more trouble than they have have devised alternative budgets. not make as much as men with high ever been. More than any other I've been to every hot spot in every The Reagan policy is insane. On school degrees. What does it take to part of the world, and have talked the one hand we recognize penetrate their skulls that while with their leaders and have Nicaragua and in the basement of they have to pay equal taxes, this worked with their militaries. I the White House, we plan to government is doing nothing about Interview how to lead the country. think that is tremendous overthrow Nicaragua." guaranteeing them equal rights." REV lEW: "Can SDI research apprenticeship for the presidency." REVIEW: "Do you believe that produce spinoffs which can benefit REVIEW: "You recently spoke at there is a Soviet presence in Central UWomen in the workplace humanity?" the National Organization for America?" and day care are no longer Richard Gephardt GEPHARDT: "It is possible. Women's convention, where you SCHROEDER: "I think that there However, I would rather spend received widespread support and is a strong Soviet presence in startling ideas, they are money on research that would over $350,000 in donations. Won't Nicaragua, but they certainly don't necessary." The Review spoke with Rep. benefit the economy." you be perceived as a one-issue have the missile bases like they Richard Gephardt (D-Mo.), an REVIEW: 'What would your top candi da te?" did in Cuba during the Kennedy era. REVIEW: "In a 1986 Cosmopolitan announced candidate for the priorities be if elected president?" SCHROEDER: "No, I don't think so. The best way to fight communism is article, you said that if things Democratic presidential GEPHARDT: "First, I would focus on The NOW has the same agenda to bring people hope and to fight changed, you would run for the nomination, on July 9, 1987. Rep. education and training, because it is today as the Junior League, business hunger. The only way that this presidency. What changed?" Gephardt has represented imperative to have the best and professional leagues, and administration knows how to fight SCHROEDER: "Gary Hart is not Missouri's third district, which educated people in the world; everybody else. The things that we communism is with tanks and guns. running for president anymore. That covers part of St. Louis, since 1977. second, research into ideas to make considered crazy in the '60s are They just build more resentment." changed a lot. I never thought that He is also a member of the House our economy work better; third, actually mainstream in the '80s. REVIEW: "How do you plan to fight he was not going to be a candidate Ways and Means Committee. As getting the budget in order; fourth, a Women in the workplace and day the spread of AIDS?" and that I was not going to be chairman of the policy-making meaningful arms treaty with the care are no longer startling ideas, SCHROEDER: 'We should treat it working on his campaign. House Democratic Caucus, he has Soviets." they are necessary. Pay equity is no as an epidemic, because that is Obviously, it is not good for two promoted his highly publicized REV lEW: "Your free trade longer a startling idea, it is what it is. We should deal with it people to run for president from the position on trade issues. In fact, his legislation has been labled necessary. Not only that, women are in a very sensible way. Mandatory same state, especially when you "Gephardt Amendment" became referred to as the 'Seven Dwarves.' protectionist and anti-free trade. no longer special interests, they are testing will just force it underground. agree with the other person." part of the 1987 House trade bill How are you different from the Can free trade work in practice?" 55 percent of the population. The The problem should be above REVIEW: "You authored and help and is now a subject of heated debate other Democratic candidates for GEPHARDT: "My aim is to increase people ~ho claim that women are ground. We must be able to know pass the Civil Service Reform Act, among the Democratic contenders. president?" free trade, to open markets abroad. special interests have more special about it, trace it, contain it, and do GEPHARDT: "Some of my positions Free and fair trade is vital.. We do interests than they know what to do as much as we can to combat it. Even Continued on next page REVIEW: "You and your on issues are different from theirs, not have free trade in the world and with." Ronald Reagan Jr. is cutting ads Democratic counterparts have been particularly on trade, taxes, and we have to get markets open." Srrterr.bn 1987 19 The Michigan Review 18 Election '88 ------Election'88------

REVIEW: "You have proposed economic development." du PONT: "Well, we have a law in mandatory work for able-bodi~d REVIEW: "How will you get the this country that states cannot get Interview welfare recipients. How would the youth vote if you favor mandatory their federal highway money unless menial tasks assigned to these drug tests for driver's licenses?" they have a right turn on red law. people provide them with skills, a du PONT: "I've talked about And getting drugs out of schools is sense of responsibility, and creating opportunities for more important than that. We have Pete du Pont enhanced motivation?" independent retirement accounts, a law that states cannot get federal du PONT:" Any task is better than which high school students agree is education money unless they have no task at all. Now these jobs will a much better deal than they can programs for the handicapped and On July 31, the Rev jew not be interesting. They will include ever get from social security. I've disadvantaged. Keeping drugs out of interviewed Pete du Pon~ one of the cleaning up parks, working in talked about getting drugs out of our schools is just as important as thaL" seven candidates seeking the hospitals, and such: But there is schools, and that is pretty REVIEW: "Will the 1988 election Republican Party's nomination for some dignity in those jobs. It is appealing to most young people too. focus on issues over image?" president Mr. du Pont has served in better than simply sitting at home They don't want to be involved with du PONT: "Of course. Presidential the U.S. House of Representatives and getting a check from the drugs. I've talked about keeping elections, particularly ones where (1971-77) and as governor of government, which provides no taxes down, and that is more there is no incumbent running, are Delaware (1977-85). He has also dignity and opportunity at all." appealing to younger people than about the future. The people in this worked as an engineer for his REVIEW: "In a Washington Post the proposal of a national sales tax, country are going to decide which family's chemical corporation, E.I. article (April 13, 1987), you which was proposed by [former way they want the country to go in du Pont de Nemours &t Company, suggested that some women, forced Arizona gov.] Bruce Babbitt (D)." the 1990s. And once they have Inc., and as an attorney. to work, would run day care centers. decided that, they have to pick the Would these women really be right person to lead them there. I've REVIEW: "You are considered to qualified to run the centers?" J/I've laid out the road map of laid out the road map of where I have had a moderate record as du PONT: "I think they would be where I think we ought to go. think we ought to go. And I think a governor. Now you are proposing qualified. Mothers are pretty well And I think a lot of lot of people in the country are conservative policies. Are you not qualified to raise children. Would people ... are agreeing with agreeing with me." just moving to the right in order to they need training? Yes. Would me." gain the support of the right wing of they need supervision? Yes. But, the Republican Party?" that is certainly one task that most du PONT: "I had a moderate voting mothers could accomplish." REVIEW: "Since most organizations record as a congressman. I was a very REVIEW: "You have proposed that that issue driver's licenses are state conservative governor, because when states could sell stockpiles of run, wouldn't your proposal violate you have the responsibility of commodities worth billions of states' rights?" making a state work, and creating dollars. But with agricultural opportunities for people, you do the surpluses worldwide, who would thlngs that need to be done. That buy these farm goods?" includes cutting taxes, deregulating industries so that people can form new companies, and restraining REVIEW: "So are you in favor of REV lEW: "Given that the "The difference [between the government spending. Those happen 'jobfare' programs, like those Sandinistas and rontras both have contras and the Sandinistasl to be conservative policies, but they proposed by Sen. Paul Simon (D-ill.) documented human rights is that the contras are not create opportunities for people." and Gov. Michael Dukakis violations, is it possible to achieve closing churches and radio REVIEW: "You have talked of the (D-Mass.)?" democracy in Nicaragua?" stations and censoring the need for less government, but isn't du PONT: "The Dukakis program du PONT: "Of course it is. The press." your welfare reform program going does not work very well. He spent difference is that the contrlls are to require more bureaucracy and tens of millions of dollars and has not closing churches and radio more government?" taken 4.4 percent of the welfare stations and censoring the press. The du PONT: "It would be thp federal du PONT: '1 don't think so. We are mothers off the roles. Whlle I was Sandinistas have failed to hold government, and the money would go spending $26 billion a year on AFDC governor of Delaware, 25 percent of elections. What I would like to see to the states. You would have to sell and associated programs tht:: welfare mothers were taken off in Nicaragua is an election. That is the commodities off over a couple of today-half at the federal level and the roles and are getting jobs in the the purpose of American policy. If years. We have managed to sell half at the state level. My proposal real world. What we need is not the Sandinistas were to win that some to the Soviet Union, for is to use the same money to find jobs more jobs programs on top of welfare, election, than that would be fine. example. That was in poor fashion, in the private sector for those who but a work requirement in place of But they ought to hold an election." however, because we subsidized the are unemployed. A job program like welfare. The Simon and Dukakis sa les and gave the Soviets a this requires considerably less of a plans would only expand the Continued on next page cheaper rate than other buyers. The governmental structure than social bureaucracy." profits from selling the commodities services or the military." are a source of money for rural September 198721 The Michigan Review 20

Women's Issues .. .. ~ ...... A Note to Out-of-Staters Taking a Stand by KURT M. HEYMAN by REBECCA M. CHUNG A note to all those of the Class of pool from which to select qualified in-staters are here precisely because Women's issues. It's all too who disagree with you, exerts the (994-1616). Immediate counseling 1991 who have come to the students. It may seem unfair that of their low tuition in relation to confusing. The liberals support and requisite effort and thought. and medical and legal a<;<;i<;tance in University of Michigan from out­ you were judged more critically, but schools of comparable quality. actively push the traditional Note: If any other campus-area emergency sltuauons. 1'0 volunteer, of-state - you are different from it will work to your advantage now. Thus, in-staters are predisposed to "feminist" agendas, but these groups want members, need contact Andrea Rubin at 2430 E. in-staters and should expect your As a group, you will be over­ assume that you come from a platforms often fall prey to charges volunteers, or have programs and Stadium, Ann Arbor, MI 48104, college experience to reflect those represented in the Honors Program, wealthy background, but you are of unfairness and shortsightedness. services worth publicizing, send all business phone 994-2618, M-F 9 am- differences. based on your population in the also more likely than they are to The conservatives don't say much of pertinent information to the 5 pm. The most obvious difference University, and you will likely find possess the trappings of affluence, anything on women's issues as Review for inclusion in the monthly Center for Eating Disorders (CEO): between you and your in-state yourselves at or near the top of including nice clothes, stereos, and issues, which may reflect their events calendar. For more pressing Dedicated to helping all persons companions is your tuition. Yours is many of your classes, whether cars. The result of this socio­ lamentable contempt for the whole concerns, you may telephone us at with anorexia nervosa, bulimia, higher. To some extent you must see Honors or not. Despite the fact that economic difference is envy. idea, but they have quietly put 662-1909. and compulsive eating problems. this as fair; otherwise you would it was harder for you to get in the Envy is obviously not inherently people like Former U.N. American Association of University Support groups, informative not be here. The parents of college University than for in-staters, 1987 related to inter-state rivalries, as Ambassador Jean Kirkpatrick, Women (AAUW): Although not newsletters, and a hotline are students pay taxes which fund the marks a..record high for out-of-state there are also wealthy people in Secretary of Transportation Eliza­ politically oriented, this available, although volunteers are beth Dole, and Supreme Court needed in order for the CED to institutions of higher learning in acceptances. Just this past summer Michigan, but out-of-staters suffer organization serves as a valuable Justice Sandra Day O'Connor in continue to provide these services. their own states. Theoretically, Michigan citizens descried this fact, additionally from what can only be resource and support group for positions of power and influence for CED requires a minimum six-month these taxes compensate for the using a "University of Michigan for called the "New York Syndrome." female college graduates. Says the only reasons worth having: Program Director Barbara Krick: comrnittment of four hours weekly. lower tuition that in-staters pay. Michiganders" type of reasoning. A large portion of out-of-staters they are qualified and they have "Our organization is made up of Training is provided and preference But at the U of M the taxes never Fortunately, the State Senate come from suburban New York City worked for it. There is however, women who have graduated from is given to experienced persons and make up the difference between the decided against any action which and Chicago. These people are the abortion issue, which is the University. We have interest those who have recovered from two tuitions. would require the University to demographically very much like countered by the Ferraro fiasco, eating disorders themselves. What you may not know is that reverse the upward trend in those from suburban Detroit. New groups; we give scholarships to which is calmed by the Pat female students. Some of our Contact Volunteer Coordinator for the past several years, out-of-state acceptances. Yorkers, however, often bring with Schroeder presidential programs deal with ecology an~ Carolyn Martin at 2002 Hogback out-of-state tuition has increased at The college years are inherently them an alien accent which readily possibilities ... others with equal rights .. .it's a Rd., Suite 13, Ann Arbor MI, 48104, a faster rate than in-state tuition. transitional, marking a time of identifies them. Many of them also Confusion at its best is a catalyst wonderful way for women to 971-0606. In recent years, in-state tuition has preparation for whatever comes happen to be Jewish. The "New to clarity. I suspect that it's high network. I think a lot of women lesbian-Gay Male not increased at all, due to the next. For you it will be even more so. York Syndrome," then, is a time we took women's issues out of find it a wonderful way to move Programs/Lesbian Network: efforts of Gov. James Blanchard and In-staters can maintain stronger ties sterotype of loud, obnoxious JAPs the battle between right and left from raising a family to a paid job ';upport, counseling , and social the University Regents. They must with home, and will probably have (J ewish Amer :.can Princes or and put it where its demands will market." Membership is limited to network on campus. Contact Billie find it politically expedient to tap more friends here at the outset than Princesses) from Long Island. The make sense - squarely in the fray graduates, although Edwards, Jim Jay, or Adrianne at out-of-staters for additional funds. you. But the differences do not only epidemic effects of this syndrome between right and wrong. To this undergraduates may attend all 3116-3118 Michigan Union, Ann So, as an out-of-state student, expect come from your respective pasts, are such that these qualities are your tuition, already the highest of they also reflect your prospective end, I have compiled a woefully functions. Planned lecture topics Arbor, MI 48109, 763-4186. often ascribed to people regardless incomplete list of campus-area include school and community any state school in the nation, to fu tures. Unlike in-staters, you of their geographic ongIn, Planned Parenthood of Mid­ groups that actively participate in interaction, pollution, gender and increase, and to do so at a faster rate probably will not remain in ethnicity, religious beliefs, or Michigan: Part of the largest women's issues. Not all of these justice, and the sister-city program. than that of in-staters, not to Michigan after you graduate, so you personal merits. You may be labeled voluntary family planning groups represent my point of view, Activities range from "Afternoon mention that of inflation. You may may never really call it "home." because of the way you dress, your organization in America, "com­ want to circumvent this state of You may find it more difficult to as you will see in upcoming months. International Relations," "Play mitted to bringing high-quality accent, your friends, or even simply Furthermore, I don't expect all of Readings in Spanish," "Success affairs by trying to qualify for make many lifelong friends here. because you are in the Greek system. healthcare, education, and coun­ in-state status. Please keep in mind Any relationships you have, you to be completely happy with Unlimited Investment Club," to seling services to the people of The results of the forming in-state this set of name and numbers. At 'Women's Work/Women's Worth." that this is exceedingly difficult to especially romantic ones, may be consensus about out-of-staters are Washtenaw, Ingham, Jackson, and this point, other things matter Contact Jane Benjamin at 663-7851 Livingston counties... " Full edu­ do and horror stories from those subject to a time constraint called quite tangible. Envy and stereo­ who have tried and failed are graduation, thus creating a more, like making sure that for details. cational' medical, confidential types have led to some of the most everyone who has a little time and Assault Crisis Center/Incest everywhere. self-fulfilling prophecy of few deep disgusting grafitti and verbal abuse the inclination to explore the Treatment Program: A program of See Page 25 Another difference between you relationships while at school. on campus. In fact, just last year, and your fellow students who reside There seems to be a consensus about consequences of their ideals finds the Washtenaw County Community in Michigan is the set of standards See Page 25 something to do. Mental Health Center, aids child out-of-staters developing among the The correct response to the molestation victims and their Rebecca Chung is a Senior in by which you were admitted. Yours English and Philosophy and an in-state majority on campus. One of feminist challenge is as difficult to families, counseling and group were higher. Over the past several the main reasons for this is your Executive Editor of the Michigan Kurt M. Heyman is a Senior in find as the correct response to therapy, a self-help group for years, more out-of-staters than affluence relative to in-staters. Political Science and an Associate anything else. It will not be found those touched by child sexual Review. in-staters have applied here, Your came here despite your Publisher of the Michigan Review. unless everyon~cluding people abuse, and a 24-hour rape crisis line> 'A/hich has simply increased the astronomical tuition, while many September 198723 The Michigan Review 22 Arts ...... ENGINEERING ...... A Letter :From Us

Buried, as it were, and forgotten Almost a paradox it would seem, An amoral dirge, I should think, Lies what the senses have before Almost an old man Bringing down her calm sensibility What's Up on Created- a tabloid of lost beauty­ Who had finally found his vein, During the week, and on the seventh Where the world does indeed end Rich and flowing, Resurrecting her sensuality. And the neglected days have A man who had climbed hard I could construct tenfold Become less than what I once Such unsurmountable heights A universal equation just as easily. Imagined. As feeling, and who had fallen An amoral dirge I now sing, North Campus She would say "Just so." Harder, drunken within his brain. A dirge of this time of Purgatory­ She would toss it all off like a bit Reconcile two blurred poles, soften by DAVID VOGEL I imagine I have waned a bit, Of drizzle in her soft hair, so simple The standing pools in between Student Society of Professional Final! y! After twenty-five years Mark Jaffe, "Enginefest" was held In between the hours of have It is better not to confuse things, And call them existence. of promises, all engineering Engineers" (MSSPE-pronounced last May for the first time in many And those hours of have not, I know. Shall I relinquish these nights disciplines are located on North "Mississippee"), is setting high years. Hopefully, both the Technic Assault and need, And days for the splendor Campus, save some odds and ends. goals for itself. According to and Enginefest will reassert their Or in between that moment, Indeed, wonderment cannot cease. Of blindness? Shall I? During the chaos over the past few President John Coleman, MSSPE roles in the lives of Engineering Still and frosted, She could curl the scene into a fist years caused by the building of Dow, plans to unify the many ends of the students. Within the early morning mist And release a thousand doves, Before this day has ended, Brown, and EECS, and the resultant Engineering campus into one Along with these Engineering (She can remember that November Snow blanket white, I will have summoned that time moves of many Engineering programs cohesive body. 'We're going to close traditions, some new activities are Night, upon the docks, A thousand songs. She said we all Together twice, dressed passing (most notably the Electrical and a lot of the ends that are missing," just beginning. 1987 was the first She pictured me odd) Cry out in the manner of things Moments in blues and greens Computer schools), student says Coleman. year of "Students Meet Students," a And that moment of the ruthless And tell the tale as babes, (A springtime show) participation in Engineering To begin the year with a bang, program in which high school Rape of souls caught blind Simplified in the reduced fashion of Just to assimilate a glistening activities had waned to very low MSSPE has organized a celebration seniors spend a day with an At dawn. That better life. Of then, levels. However, now that the Engineering student and attend Now it is a recognition that I am not Surely I should break, she told me, And set them down upon their way, "engineering family" is back liThe Engineering Council classes. The success of the program Fit to duel. And at once allowed me a rest in her Like children saying good-night. together, involvement in the many has placed a high priority this has led to a merging of it with the Just so is the feeling, Palm, an advent to days earlier. facets of Engineering life is on the highly successful TechDay. Last year on freshman Way back, a little further, It is now surprising how laughter I will have broken ther day into upswing. Indeed, in just the past few year, TechDay was an instant hit Brings doom. After so many words, Halves: involvement in Tilt the skull upon its axis to years, the college-wide level of with hundreds of high school Capture a few stars. I sit and watch lovers play. The first and the last, involvement has doubled in all Engineering." students from throughout the state I called them pinpoints; Where in the name of life itself The betrothed and the widowed, organiza lions. who travelled to North Campus to She, by name. Does nature prevail? The alive and the dead. This trend has become the major tour the college, hear speeches, and I will choose a path and cry a bit, focus of engineering groups for the of the 150th birthday of the receive a first-hand look at the By feeling it was ruled, by feeling, Where? Stolen away I suppose, For I know the token lily upcoming year; that is, to increase University. On September 16, Engineering school. And an eternal magistrate rang Like my letters under her sweaters, I shall wear has shrouded others the levels of Engine student President Harold Shapiro will The Engineering Council has Down the court Warmer are they than brittle bones Before me. involvement in academic and speak at an MSSPE ceremony in placed a high priority this year on I have seen just such a lark before, Left to crack in the wind, extracurricular activities. Recent front of the EECS building. He will freshman involvement in You know, just such a lark. Perhaps hostage before a I shall check efforts have been quite successful. be presented with a resolution Engineering. Unfortunately, most And grinned down the court: Chain-male saint- pantomime and Some organizations, like IEEE, passed by the Michigan House of Engine freshmen will not be on the Two beings, two children, Rot in this particular circle. my smile in the ASME, and AIAA, which have been Representatives that commemorates Engine campus, because their math, Two thoughts, two misconceptions, The faces now all appear familiar. Mirror, such companionship, plagued in recent years by poor our sesquicentennial. Coleman also science, and humanities courses are And the whole universe. Adjust my eyes, reputations, have experienced a expressed hopes that Gov. still on Central Campus. Therefore, I think appropriate, I shall not last a fraction of the The necessary alterations, large-even vast-growth not only in Blanchard will attend. their participation in Engine This parallax of time, where it is Smallest fraction And pass unnoticed membership, but also in general The success of Engineering activities will dwindle unless Too easy to just step back, slipping, Of this fractional existence. Through the door. acceptance among the Electrical, organizations in "picking Engine societies actively seek their To the "once were" land I knew, Such a rhyme, she could say. A slip once more, such perfect timing Mechanical, and Aerospace themselves up" after the move to support and involvement. So easy to catch lightly upon the I had drawn out her majesty And I shall be off- students, respectively. North Campus has led to the This year also features the debut Tail of the autumn breeze and In the light of parallels Down the steps, through the gate, Two societies that deserve resurrection of Engineering of the Ethics course. Originally Sift silently through the thickest And perpendiculars and set down And slip again particular attention are the Society traditions that had been dropped conceived as an Engineering-only Tones of nostalgia, even through Each odd emotion in particular Compliantly into place. of Women Engineers (SWE) and the during the shuffle. Most notably is course to discuss ethical questions in Hands most gentle, gentle and firm, Fashion, here and there, National Society of Professional the reappearance of the Michigan the field, the courses have been Soft and honest, hands I knew Each transgression intellectually by David J: CaCki-ns Engineers (NSPE). SWE, which is Technic, an Engineering student Too well, and would still know- Placed and dissected into their See page 27 always one of the two most popular publication that first started in the My carriage, my home, Assigned comers. Here now, I say, Engine societies, was named the early 1900's but had been on a Unfeigned master, A heart meticulous, here now, Outstanding Chapter in the nation four-year hiatus. David Vogel is a Senior in Where have you gone? I have been in vain, by their national committee. The Additionally, under the personal Aerospace Engineering and a staff Learn to conquer these things, Master of emotion, local chapter of NSPE, commonly leadership of UM Engineering writer for the Michigan Review. She would say. I have been in vain. rl'ferred to as the "Michigan Council (UMEO Vice-President The Michigan Review 24 September 198725 Arts ...... Stand Out

Continued from page 21 Continued from page 20 ad nnalysis counseling, low-income, contra­ community events such as the after the New York Mets won the ceptive, and pregnancy-related Womyn's Music Festival, and World Series, an understandably services; also politically com­ maintains support groups and irate set of Detroit Tigers fans by KURT M. HEYMAN mitted to a pro-choice agenda. workshops on such topics as self­ started a ruckus in the Daily about It is often in vogue to disdain the anyone, having breasts and being the differences between the sexes. Volunteers have their choice of defense, incest, anti-racism, and having to deal with gloating, very popular or trendy. These ambitious are not mutually 'Androgynous clothing, which was counseling, clinical, education, eating disorders. The crisis line is obnoxious New York fans. It things seem too "common" and exclusive. very fashionable in the early '80s, administration, and committee open 10 am-10 pm. (994-9100). eventually degenerated from its somehow inhibit our individuality. Breasts are back in style; it's O.K. had a draping rather than hugging work. Contact 3100 Professional Volunteers required to make 6- already low point to ethnic insults. The other problem with very to have them again. This can be effect. The androgyny movement Drive, P.O. Box 3673, Ann Arbor, MI month commitment; training ses­ Yet, despite the number of popular things is that they often seen by comparing models of today may have been in part an outgrowth 48106,973-0710. sions begin in early September. differences between you and manifest themselves in the form of with those of the late '70s. of radical feminist movements Right to Life of Washtenaw in-staters, do not think that you fads, coming and going. It is Madonna must take at least partial which sought the advancement of County: "a group dedicated to the Contact P.O. Box 7413, Ann Arbor, made the wrong choice by coming to credit for this due to the revealing frustrating to get comfortable with belief that Human Life has value MI 48107,761-9475. the U of M. The purpose of this things when tomorrow they may be outfits she sports during her in all stages of dl?velopment from Women's International League for letter was not to promote out- of-style, be they Reeboks, disco, performances. This credit is under­ conception until natural death, and Peace and Freedom: Founded in divisiveness. Rather, it was to or Michael Jackson. The trouble scored by her recent appearance on committed to the task of speaking 1915, and first led by Jane Addams, alert you to things that you might with this mentality that eschews the CDver of Cosmopolitan, which on behalf of those who cannot this organization fights for "the like to know as an out-of-stater, the popular is that it may miss out has featured models throughout the speak for themselves-the unborn, achievement by peaceful means of (and maybe as an in-stater as well). on any messages therein. This is years. In fact, Madonna can the aged, the incapacitated." Most those political, economic, social, While these things are somewhat probably be credited with bringing visible in the Fishbowl and in their and psychological conditions uncomfortable to hear, they alone , t:' the androgyny movement to a throughout the world which can I . efforts to end Medicaid-funded cannot spoil your college years. You standstill. Performers such as abortions for women on welfare, assure peace, freedom, and justice are accorded all the rights and Michael Jackson, Boy George, they also publish a newsletter for all." This group takes positions responsibilities of a U of M student, Prince, Adam Ant, and the which displays their extensive on international and domestic and once the bills are paid, we are Eurhythmics were much more women by playing down the political involvement. Infor­ issues, including women's rights. all judged by the same criteria. differences them and popular in that void Before mation is available on abortion and Current efforts are directed at This school belongs to you as much Madonna. Now we are entreated to men-bra-buming and not shaving its alternatives crucial to fighting the feminiza tion of as it does to any in-stater. serve as examples. But the key to a generation of performers who understanding the depth and poverty and increasing the public's the advancement of women is their have been greatly influenced by complexity of this most sensitive of understanding of the United ad vancement as women, not as Madonna, including Whitney women's issues. Contact P.O. Box Nations. Male members are Houston, Janet Jackson, and one women attempting to be men, in 1853, Ann Arbor, MI 48106, or call welcome and volunteers are needed. precisely what is happening with performer who has taken the superficial ways though it may be. 769-{)625 for further information. Contact 483-0058 for details. superstar Madonna. imitation down to the small detail lt needed a woman to show that U-M Sexual Assault Prevention and S.A.F.E House/DomestIc vlOience It may at the outset seem strange of her stage name, which, like women can advance as women. Awareness Center: On-campus Project, Inc.: An all-volunteer to analyze Madonna, but remember Madonna, is a single, Catholic­ Madonna has been that woman. assistance and crisis intervention organization which provides that this is the University of sounding name Regina. Madonna's role in curtailing the for sexual assault victims. Also Michigan, where intellectual androgyny movement is not limited shelter, counseling, on-call assis­ provides information and work­ pursuits of all shades are to serving as an example by wearing tance, and referrals for battered shops on acquaintance rape, self­ encouraged (and former U of M revealing outfits. The fact that she spouses and their children. Since 96 defense, assault prevention, students are always fair game). The is a woman is central to many of her percent of all domestic violence reading material, and a court reason a "Madonnalysis" may sound songs. "Like a Virgin," and "Dress victims are women, women are kept accompaniment program (CAP), at S.A.F.E. House itself; the bizarre is precisely because of the You Up" represent songs in which it and deals w'ith campus safety address is strictly confidential. aforementioned problem with the is clear that she is a woman issues like the Nite Owl Ba ttered men are provided all very popular; many people dismiss ad res sing a man. "Material Girl" transportation system, SAFE­ counseling services and shelter at her as a dizzy blonde who appeals takes this idea one step further by WALK team walking/night escort other undisclosed locations. to teeny-boppers by dressing in a discussing just what kind of a girl program, and the emergency phone Volunteers must give a minimum 6- peculiar fashion, shaking her body, she is. system. Needs volunteers. For month, 4-hours-a-week require­ and singing about sex. Even those assistance or further information, See page 26 ment. Training is provided and U of who like her do not think much Bruce Springsteen has also had a call 763-5865. M credit is available. To volunteer beyond the fact that they find her role in curtailing the androgyny or ask for help, call the hotline at entertaining. movement by bringing back the Kurt M. Heyman is a Senior in But Madonna has a message: being 995-5444. "macho" image, but Political Science and an Associate Women's Crisis Center: A non­ female and ambitious are not philosophically it required "a Publisher of the Michigan Review. profit volunteer organization that mutually exclusive. More bluntly, woman's touch" to achieve this. provides crisis intervention, coun­ - ---:::;:'!.!=-,~ ..~ .... -.... without the intention of offending u,,~',(~ .lft Androgyny is an attempt to obscure seling, and information, plans The Michigan Review 26 September 198727 Madonna Engine Continued from page 24 becomes clear in the end when the which has lines such as "You tried Continued from page 22. housewife leaves her stable to criticize my drivel If I lose I don't Furthermore, some of her songs lifestyle to gain her independence. feel paralyzed/ It's not the game expanded to include all University On the subject of MSA, there has Engineering Society". Willson and address women's issues, and clearly "Who's That Girl?" features the it's how you play/And if I fall, I disciplines. According to NSPE been a promise by UMEC President UMEC aim to prevent such reflect the times in which we live. same type of heroine played by get up again/ ... Over and over ... " President Coleman, History Dave Willson to increase the instances. "Pretender" is about a young woman Madonna, and also borders on silly This is not merely a song about professor Nick Steneck) will lead contact between himself and MSA Some Notes who meets a man at a dance or party at times, but this time it is a man's Madonna's own ambition, though. It the program. President Ken Weine. The NSPE has its meetings every and winds up being sexually "used," life that changes because of her. is a message for all who hear it - Engineering Dean Charles Vest traditional rift between MSA and Wednesday in 1311 EECS from 12:30 something to which many young This movie seems to be part of a "Here's some advice that you has initiated an Undergraduate Engineering has only been to 1:30. women may be able to relate. The recent cinematic trend in which should need." Commission in Engineering, intensified by the physical distance SWE will have its meetings on controversial "Papa Don't Preach" yuppie males, who are portrayed as There is always the danger when mirroring the one set up by that now separates the two. Thursdays. Look for announcements. is about another problf'm for young having been made docile by "the analyzing the work of an artist that University Vice President James President Weine has shown quite a UMEC will have its biweekly women - teen pregnancy. system," become involved with one assumes too much about the Duderstadt. The Commission will be bit of ignorance toward the College, meetings starting Sept. 16 at 7:00 in Madonna's songs also contain an unstructured, potentially dangerous artist's intent. There is a classic set up like the present Curriculum such as calling the Society of 1312 East Engineering (that's on element that reflects the women. As the plot unfolds, these story about Isaac Asimov, who Committee, which has Women Engineers a "liberal Central Campus). advancement of the women's confronted a lecturer after listening administrators, faculty, and movement, though at the same time women bring out the dormant to him expound upon the "author's students. While the Curriculum showing just how far it has to strengths of the men, who intent" in Asimov's works, not Committee oversees academic go-her use of the word "baby." eventually wind up staying with realizing that Asimov was in the courses, the Undergraduate "Baby" was in common usage among them. So it is with "Who's That audience. Asimov told the lecturer Commission will review all Consider Delbert all-male groups of the '60s and is Girl?," and other recent films such that he happened to know that non-academic affairs in the College rarely used in modem music, except as "Into the Night," with Jeff Asimov did not have any of those and address them "as problems by JOE TYPHa perhaps in heavy metal. Goldblum and Michelle Pfeiffer, "intentions" when writing, for he arise." Editor's note: Delbert McSchwein is state of mind here in 1987. I propose Twenty years have passed, but and "Something Wild," with Jeff an aging U-M graduate student and Daniels. This plot is positive for was Asimov, to which the lecturer Not that all is rosy on North something radical, it being my Madonna has finally shown that vote counter. nature. Let us dissect Delbert. women in that for once it is the men responded something to the effect of Campus. The expansion plan for the women can refer to men as ''baby,'' DELBERT SHOULD GO TO Haven't you ever wanted to get your who change their lives for the "What difference does that make?" area, which was designed many too. This word implies superiority, PRISON by Harpo hands inside a real graduate women rather than the other way The lesson in this is that there is a years ago, envisions the entire showing that women can be stronger Delbert should go to jail because he student's body? around, in addition to the fact that certain arrogance about Commons-to-EECS area encircled by than men at times. This is the point is such a dweeb. Since we do not believe in the rigors the women had the strength of intellectuals; once a work has been Engineering facilities. This plan is of "Open Your Heart," which, in I know of no high crimes or of education, which tend to produce character to make this change completed, it no longer belongs to referred to as "Diag II", because it addition to employing the word misdemeanors that he may have robots, we shall use volunteer possible. the artist but to them. Fortunately, would create an area much like "baby," is about a man who is committed, but I think he would medical students to do the work. It has been stated here that Madonna will probably never read Central Campus' Diag. However, consumed by his own problems and enjoy prison. Our system of justice, We hope they do a good job, but even Madonna has shown that being this article, but the themes of her the plan is quite a bit behind the woman who loves him. The which is totally Fascist, depends if they mess up at least they were female and being ambitious are not songs and movies seem to speak for schedule. Ground was supposed to woman shows that she understands have been broken on the North upon respect for the law. So the politically correct. mutually exclusive. Her ambition is themsel ves. And if those themes his problems and that she is up to Campus Commons adjunct this past only way to undermine it is to send Dissect Delbert to advance science, as self-evident as her femininity. remain, Madonna will continue to the challenge they present with the summer, but, at this writing, no people like Delbert to prison, where free thinking, peace and justice. And, also like her femininity, her have a positive influence on the lines "Don't try to run I can keep up progress has been made. they can contemplate the hideous There is no other way. with you/ Nothing can stop me from ambition is in the messages of her advancement of women. nature of bourgeois society and make Most disturbing to Engineering trying/ You've got to/ Open your music. The best example of the up new rules to confuse us all. students, the University has yet (as Joe Typho is a graduate student in heart to me ... " theme of ambition in Madonna's Prison is a great learning of publication) to fulfill its promise the school of Natural Resources and Madonna's work is not limited to music is clearly "Over and Over," experience. Both Lenin and Stalin to install lighting around the Buddhist Studies. He recently got a her music, as she has made several spent plenty of time there and we Engineering campus. Last year, the John Poindexter haircut. motion pictures as well. In two of can see what great contributions Michigan Student Assembly'S her films she plays a character they made to society, exterminating much like herself, or at least like Womens Issues Committee was the evil kulak class and instituting the public image of herself. The instrumental in forcing the true social justice. Delbert could message in these films is also 1 University to put lightposts all write a book, let's call it M.JI... encouraging for women, involving around Central Campus. But, as is Struggle, and also learn how to do strong female roles. In "Desperately typical with MSA, they forgot arithmetic. So let's send Delbert to Seeking Susan," Madonna plays a North Campus. This past winter, prison. It would be really cool. confident, free-spirited young the University promised to put woman who is followed by an lightposts on North Campus "as DELBERT SHOULD BE upper-class housewife in search of a soon as the ground thawed." Indeed, DISSECTED by FB74 little adventure. The hackneyed the lights have even been donated! Sending Delbert to prison would be plot revolves around amnesia and However, there are still no a big mistake. In doing so we will mistaken identities, but the message lightposts on North Campus. have no way of understanding his September 198729 The Michigan Review 28 Forum SPORTS Continued from page 8 For example, while the U.S. and the lie received less attention. granting us this limited forum). Re iew Football Pix media anxiously points out even The State Department has For our part, in addition to getting minor examples of repression in manufactured all manner of bizarre across what information our limited Nicaragua, it rarely mentions the accusations against Nicaragua, in resources will allow, we can also try far more massive human rights one case sending Gen. Alexander to hold the mainstream publications abuses committed by U.s.-backed Haig (then Secretary of State) to accountable. We can demand Hog Wild regimes. This is clearly seen in the testify before Congress with pictures explanations of why they will not case of El Salvador, where the U.s. of victims of the Sandinistas. It cover human rights abuses or the is far more deeply involved than received little coverage when it was bombing of civilian populations in Nicaragua, contributing an amount revealed that his pictures were El Salvador. We have a right to be of aid to its government each year actually of victims of a bombing told what our tax dollars are being that's almost equal to its entire raid carried out by the Somoza used for. We can and should tell them how their coverage is by DAVID VOGEL budget. Yet it is almost impossible dictatorship. National Conference to find any news about EI Salvador's The list of lies thus perpetuated is unbalanced and demand that it be The NFC boasts the last three Falcons ....Hey, did you guys ever hot stuff. Prediction: Bo Jackson human rights abuses (leading to long and shocking. It includes stories improved. Super Bowl victories and Super find a head coach? will not survive the November over 60,000 deaths according to the o.tSandinista drug-running (denied Bowl XXII promises to be no encounter between the Raiders and Salvadoran Catholic Church's by the U.S. Drug Enforcement American Conference The following should be contacted different. Clearly, the NFC is the Chiefs in KC. The Kansas mobs tabulations) in mainstream media Administration), Nicaraguan Last year's AFC champ Denver to demand fair coverage of Central superior conference. won't let him out of the parking lot organs. We have been unable to find involvement in subverting Brazil thanked their lucky stars that the America: alive. You know, the parking lot any representative of the U.S. (angrily denied by the Brazilian Definite Playoff Pix: Redskins, best team in the APC didn't make Ann Arbor News-Dave Bishop right across from Royals Stadium. media who was prepared to explain ambassador to the U.s.), Soviet Bears, and Rams. Coach John the playoffs. However, this year 994-6989 No Way Jose: The Chiefs won six or justify such an omission. The one MiGs being shipped to Nicaragua Robinson was always missing a QB. the Seahawks should be the class Detroit Free Press-Joe Distelheim games last year on special teams mainstream reporter who did make (later retracted by the "high State With Jim Everett, L.A. must be act of the conference, with or efforts. That means they went 4-7 an attempt to cover EI Salvador's Department sources" who originated 1-222-6415 considered a favorite. But they without Brian "Baby" Bosworth. playing regular football. And why human rights abuses, Raymond the story) and even Sandinistas Detroit News-Tish Myers can't win in cold December weather. They proved to themselves during did they fire coach John Mackovic Bonner, a reporter for the New York dressing up as contras and 1-222-2212 Unless L.A. gets home-field the last six weeks of the regular after he had just led them to the Times, was fired after coming under committing massive atrocities Associated Press-Micheal Graczyk advantage, JFK or Soldier's Field season last year that they can beat playoffs for the first time in 15 attack from the state department. against the government's supporters 1-965-9505 will be quite inhospitable to the anybody. Now all they have to do years? California Coolers. is make the playoffs. The media have to some extent in order to discredit the contras. No United Press Int'I-Jim Campbell Of the Oilers, Chargers, and Playoff Probables: Giants, 4gers. No If the Dolphins get any Dee-fense, been able to covey an image of an matter how many times this 1-965-7550 Bills, one will break the .400 mark extraordinarily repressive regime in administration has been shown to Channel 2 (local CBS affiliate) one repeats nowadays, so Giants and they should, they will challenge. this year. The others are lining up Nicaragua not only by extensive have been lying, even after its top 1-557-2000 fans shouldn't bother buying any Definite Pix: Seahawks, Dolphins, for some good early draft picks. reporting of human rights abuses officials have openly boasted about Channel 4 (local NBC affiliate) champaign this year. Super Bowl: Seattle vs. outside of any context (i.e. by never Not-So-Longshots: Vikings and Broncos. All Denver needs is a star their lies, it is still treated as a 1-222-0527 Washington, with an asterisk by Saints. Hey, the Saints' Jim Mora runningback to be Numero Uno. Alas, mentioning the extent of human credible source by the media. Time the Redskins. The footnote explains Channel 7 (local ABC affiliate) is a great coach. And the Vikings they don't have him (or her) yet. rights abuses committed by U.S., and again, the lies will be widely that a healthy McMahon or 1-827-7777 are the Cinderella of the NFC Probables: Well, we know someone allies or even the U.S. itself during reported and believed, the confident Harbaugh spells Ring #2 Central-unless McMahon is around. from the AFC central has to make wartime), but also by extensively retractions will rarely be heard. for the Windy City. reporting outright lies that have Given the money and power at the Also-Rans: As long as Darryl Rogers the playoffs: Bengals, Browns, or been passed on to them by the disposal of the administration and is coach, forget the Lions as a Steelers. (Forget the Moonies.) David Vogel is a Senior in contras, the State Department, or the cooperation of the mainstream winner. Tampa Bay has a new Cleveland is a slight favorite over Aerospace Engineering and a staff the President. For example, it was media, the difficulties of trying to coach, Ray Perkins. Let's not forget Cincinnati. But the Steelers showed writer for the Michigan Review. widely reported last July that the get the truth out about Central his year with the Giants; what was . signs of life last year. If QB Mark contras had overrun a major America become quite apparent. he, 3-12 or something? And he Malone grows up, Pittsburgh has a military base in northern Even at the U of M we see evidence ruined Alabama's reputation as a shot. Nicaragua. When the press was of this problem when a few national football power. The Patriots are probables and the allowed to inspect the base they t:ight-wing students can publish Green Bay has no quarterback. The Jets need a real quarterback. Both found no evidence of a military something like the Michigan Cowboys have no receivers, and no should expect to make the December attack, although they did find a Review because they have rich happy running backs. The Cardinals Dance. pregnant woman who along with donors, while much larger have a new QB named after frozen Real Longshots: The Colts have as her three year old daughter had progressive groups like the Latin dinners. Oh, and don't forget the good a chance as the Raiders do this been killed by the Contras in the American Solidarity Committee Eagles; no, on second thought, go year. The Dolts won their last three nearby town. The story about the (LASe) cannot afford to put out a ahead. games of the season-and only military victory was widely paper on the same scale (although Not to forget Atlanta fans, the three-and now they think they're reported, the story of the murder we appreciate their kindness in The Michigan Review 30 WHAT'S HAPPENING ON CAMPUS. ... .··. ··· ······ ···· ·· ····· ······· ··· ··· ··· ···· ...... One 12 oz. Coffee Throughout the year, the Review Folklore Society Sailing Club One 16 oz. Soft will publish a mon thly list of clubs Free South Africa Stillyagi Air Corps Drink and their activities. Here are just Coordinating Committee Student Struggle for Soviet some of the many diverse student fC Gilbert & Sullivan Society Jewry 0\ organizations at the University of f"4 Glee Club, Men's Turkish Student Assoc. 747-7009 .s- Michigan. 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