ICHI EVIEW· Volume 6 Number 1 September 1987
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...-------Liberty Entails-- Responsibility--------. ICHI EVIEW· Volume 6 Number 1 September 1987 , .' :,' .' .. Welcome Back... I~ And Get Involved! , I September 1987 .3 i I · saauI The University of Michigan TH MICH I GAN PUBLIC SERVICE INTERN R VI W The Student Affairs co TE Magazine of the PROGRAM Washington, D. C. Lansing, MI. University of Michigan From the Edi tor 4 Publisher . Serpent's Tooth 5 David Katz MASS MEETING: r From Suite One: Editorials 6 Associate Publishers Letters to the Edi tor 7 SEPTEMBER 23, 6:00 PM Kurt M. Heyman Mark Powell Review Forum U.s. Policy in Central America, by Dean Baker 8 Editor-in-Chief RACKHAM AUDITORIUM I Seth B. Klukoff 1 Election '88 Executive Editors Choosing the Next President, by Marc Selinger 9 APPLICATION DEADLINE: ocmBER 1 Steve Angelotti Interview: Patricia Schroeder (O-Colo.) 15 Rebecca Chung Interview: Richard Gephardt (O-Mo.) 17 Interview: Pete du Pont (R-Oel.) 18 Campus Affairs Editor Summer internships with Len Greenberger Campus Affairs Personnel Manager A Note to Out-of-Staters: legislative offices, special Marc Selinger What to Expect, by Kurt M. Heyman 20 Women's Issues interest groups, newspaper Staff Taking a Stand, by Rebecca Chung 21 Lisa Babcock, Craig Brown, David Engineering and broadcast media, Calkins, Dan Drumm, Rick Dyer, What's Up on North Campus, by David Vogel Steve George, Asha Gunabalan, 22 executive offices Joseph McCollum, Donna Prince, William Rice, Tracey Stone, Marc Arts and agencies Taxay, Joe Typho, David Vogel Poem: /I A Letter From Us", by David Calkins 23 A Madonnalysis, by Kurt M. Heyman 24 The Michigan Review is an Consider Delbert, by Joe Typho 27 Stipends available in depend en t, non-profi t student Review Football Pix, by David Vogel 29 magazine at the University 0 Michigan. We welcome letters, Designed for articles, and encourage comments Cover Graphics by Seth Klukoff and Rebecca Chung about the magazine and issues: undergraduates discussed in it. We are not affiliated ' with any political party. Our address is: Suite One r 911 North University ! Ann Arbor, Mi 48109 (313)-662-1909 Applications also available at Career Planning & Placement A Unit of Student Services The Michigan Review 4 September 19875 From the Edito[____ ---- Serpentls Tooth The University of Michigan has would include $.75 for PIRGIM with serve as a populist symbol had their its security problems too, even a refund mechanism. MSA will vote most detrimental effects when Amy where the ultra-covert presidential on its budget in September and may was recently "asked to disenroll" selection process is concerned. Rumor adjust PIRGIM's fee any way it from Brown University for failing Welcome la f 1991 has it that in order to head off wishes (anywhere from $7 to $O) to pass her classes. Had her parents n what is referred to in hushed (The latter figure was a hint). provided Amy with an education I whispers as "the J.D. threat," the Some new information on PIRGIM properly befitting the child of a So why did you choose to attend Welcome to the new Michigan student poll, and a profil~ on a Regents have made it clear that has come to light concerning its links president, she might have .~ such a large university? I am sure Review. As you can tell, we have student leader or organization. Shapiro's replacement must be "of to "the Fund", a national PIRG graduated -just like Brooke Shields. most of you have been asked that cast aside the tabloid format in We are also unvailing our Election national stature." Since Hal is a group that runs PIRGIM's canvass. question on numerous occasions. My favor of a slicker, more readable '88 series this month, featuring '. ! respectable 6 feet high, and According to information uncovered ** answer is that a university is only magazine. But beyond the cosmetic conversations with Richard Duderstadt certainly 'exceeds the by a former PIRGIM worker, The ''New'' (Improved?) College as large as it is perceived. A changes, the Review has reassessed Gephardt, Pat Schroeder, and Pete national average at a towering 6'4" PIRGIM turns over most of its Republicans have taken a full body university may contain many its purpose on campus. We have du Pont. The Review plans exclusive (according to our just-hired stature canvassing revenue to this national blow from the Ollie rage. Look for buildings, occupy a sizeable land decided to fill the void on campus coverage of the candidates (we will analysis exper!), we at the Review PIRG group. This directly our nation's finest women sporting area, and have a student body of for a thorough, well-written student interview them a11), the upcoming are having some difficulty figuring contradicts PIRGIM's own the Ollie crew (high in back, short over 40,000 (Not to mention a affairs magazine. To that end we primaries, and the issues debated on out just what the Regents are statements to MSA. Many on sides, parted on the seemingly impenetrable will attempt to cover, in as complete the campaign trail. seeking. representatives sympathetic to you-guessed-it left), and the bureaucracy). But one should not use a manner as possible, the major We hope that this issue of the It takes less trouble to figure out PIRGIM are upset with PIRGIM's country's future corporate magnates these feautures as the sole basis for issues which affect the University Review will give you a sense of what they're avoiding. actions and its stonewalling tactics. proudly bleaching their hair, defining the educational experience. of Michigan. We will also provide a what to expect every month. It is our We are sure that much more will be blotting their lipstick, and To become intimidated by the forum for the rational discussion of intent to provide the campus with a heard abou t this issue in the near shredding parking tickets. superficial, physical ideas and issues, something which responsible student affairs ** future. PIRGIM update: The Regents characteristics of the university we believe was previously missing magazine. So, let us know if we are have approved a 30 percent increase ** will only hinder personal growth. on campus as well. doing the job. At least the Regents won't in the MSA fee. Under MSA's ** You were all "stars" in high Some of the old features, such as The effects of former Pres. Carter's consider "the Seven Dwarfs" for the . ~ proposed budget, the $7 per term fee school. You received the highest Serpents Tooth, Joe Typho, and insistence that his young daughter presidency... grades and some of you may have Review Forum remain. However, we been valedictorians: You will attempt to have a better participated in a myriad of balance between investigative Pop vs Soda activities and accumulated many an articles, in-depth news articles, and honor and award. These successes essays. We have also expanded our The majority of the Review's editorial board bowing to tradition, as many conservatives are should not be compromised in the entertainment section to cover a has decided that it will henceforth be Review wont to do. This is to say that we maintain that Seth B. Klukoff is a Senior in face of unbreakable red tape, wider array of areas. New features policy to refer to carbonated drinks as "pop" there are logical and legitimate reasons for Political Science and endless lines for registration, will include coverage of issues and rather than "soda." We make this decision with referring to products such as Coke and Pepsi as Editor-in-Chief of the Michigan unattainable overrides and class events in the different schools, the full realization that it is as much a reflection "pop" rather than "soda." ' j sizes of 600. several pages devoted to · student Review. of us as if we were to mandate a policy of inclusive Both "soda" and "pop" are etymologically Freshmen, it is important to avail organizations and their activities, a language and even carry it out to our sports pages. derived from the two-worded name "soda-pop," yourselves of all the opportunities This will demonstrate that the Review is not which was in frequent use in ancient times earlier that Michigan has to offer. Take afraid of taking sides in the great debate of our this century. Somewhere along the line, "soda" time to examine the many student time, and far more significantly, of our university. went east and "pop" went west. However, if one organizations, cultural programs, ~ At the University of Michigan, a world-class examines the original name, it is easy to see that ! political groups, publications, and I institution at which students congregate from East "pop" is the root word, while "soda" is used as an I musical events on campus. A walk and West (and a few other places), the "pop-soda adjective, referring to the carbonation as it does in across the Diag will reveal the debate" often dates as far back as Summer soda water- What kind of pop?-Soda pop! vitality present at Michigan. Freshman Orientation. We understand that the Therefore, it really has been "pop" all along, but Essentially, you should try to mere mention of this debate brings out the most for lack of any similar kinds of "pop,". we have become an active participant in the bitter East-West tensions, and we seek to settle the come to realize that the "soda" adjective is life of the University. Involvement, conflict once and for all. unnecessary. One would not find similar rationale combined with successful academic While it is true that the editorial board is for using "soda," as there are other kinds of soda, 'achievement, will give you an ideal dominated by midwesterners, which seems most notably baking soda.