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LIVE! NEW NEW Newcastle United v Las Vegas with The Royal Variety ENTERTAINMENT BBC1 HD, 7pm Trevor McDonald Performance The couples must face the music FOOTBALL 1 HD, TRAVELOGUE ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm ENTERTAINMENT ITV HD, 7.30pm/ and dance as they embrace this week’s kick-off 4pm The journalist visits the gambling mecca ITV+1, 8.30pm theme of much-loved routines from The sides go head-to-head at St James’ famed for its endless excess, asking hosts the extravaganza, the stage and screen. The results can Park, with the Magpies trying to keep some of its colourful inhabitants what life with performers including One Direction, be seen tomorrow at 7.20pm. their red card count down. there is really like. See feature, page 18 and .

NEW Doctor Who Jekyll and Hyde Tomorrow’s Food SCI-FI DRAMA BBC1 HD, 8pm DRAMA ITV HD, 7pm/ ITV+1, 8pm DOCUMENTARY BBC1 HD, 9pm Does LAST The series comes to a dramatic Robert is battling to contain Hyde in light (, 10.35pm) Christmas Special ONE! climax as the Doctor returns to of recent events, and then he finds out LAST Angela Hartnett looks at the COMEDY HD, 9pm/ Gallifrey, up against the Time MIO have Ravi, and is forced to team up use of a 3D printer in a kitchen, Channel 4+1, 10pm Lords in an epic struggle – but who is the with the vigilante Spring Heeled Jack to ONE! and Dara O Briain samples a and get Hybrid? See feature, page 6 hunt a mysterious monster-murderer. menu that claims to read diners’ minds. competitive with Sean, Jon and Jimmy.

PREMIERE NEW Non-Stop World’s Weirdest Homes Spy ACTION Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ DOCUMENTARY Channel 4 HD, DRAMA BBC2 HD, 9pm DRAMA BBC1 HD, 9pm Channel 4+1, 10pm 7.30pm/Channel 4+1, 8.30pm LAST The superior espionage drama LAST As the Pepys Road residents Liam Neeson’s air marshal tackles a Charlie Luxton presents a countdown of ends in suitably gripping style face massive upheavals, the murderous blackmailer on his flight to eclectic and eccentric housing, from a ONE! as Danny finds out the whole ONE! police investigation takes an New York, aided by Downton’s Michelle New Yorker living in a dumpster to a home truth about Alex’s final moments, and unexpected turn – will DI Mill finally catch Dockery as a gutsy flight attendant. that is shaped like a giant beagle. heads for one last shocking showdown. the creator of the bewildering campaign?

NEW NEW The Show ’m A Celebrity… Tripped CHAT SHOW ITV HD, 10.35pm/ Get Me Out of Here! STORYTELLING Dave HD, 10pm/ COMEDY E4 HD, 10pm/E4+1, 11pm ITV+1, 11.35pm REALITY ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm Dave+1, 11pm ’ Blake Harrison makes Jonathan welcomes Hollywood legend LAST Ant and Dec crown the winner The deliciously dark tales read by famous a welcome return to T V in an outlandish Burt Reynolds, Star Trek’s Simon Pegg, of this year’s jungle jamboree. faces are back, starting with a double bill comedy with George Webster about two and Coldplay, whose album A Head Full ONE! I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of by Paul Whitehouse and Carrie Fisher. slackers who are sucked into a world of of Dreams has just been released. Here! Coming Out is on Wednesday, 8pm. Continues nightly. See feature, page 15 parallel universes. See feature, page 17 ■ Full listings start on p33 ■ Full listings start on p43 ■ Full listings start on p53 ■ Full listings start on p63

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5 - 11 December 2015 NEW PREMIERE 4 Cover story Mark Hamill talks about his The Apprentice The BBC Music Awards Focus return as the ultimate Jedi knight BUSINESS BBC1 HD, 9pm ENTERTAINMENT BBC1, 8pm COMEDY DRAMA Sky Premiere HD, in Star Wars: The Force Awakens The remaining competitors have plenty EDITOR’S Fearne Cotton and Chris 3.45pm & 8pm/+1, 4.45pm & 9pm to get their teeth into as Lord Sugar tasks CHOICE Evans celebrate the Things get tense between stylish con 6 This week on TV them with creating a new health snack year’s best music, with artists and Margot Robbie as Including the nail-biting Doctor to impress experts in the industry. The a line-up including , Hozier they hustle their way through a series of Who finale, the return of comedies Apprentice: The Final Five is at 10.35pm. and James Bay. See feature, page 11 escapades. See review, page 20 and Transparent and taut cat-and-mouse drama Prey 9 Soap diary The pick of the week’s stories 13 TV Spy Including the series finales of the NEW NEW NEW dark comedies Nurse Jackie and Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce Prey 18 Kids and Counting Transparent 18 Documentaries DRAMA ITV HD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm REALITY Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ COMEDY DRAMA Amazon Prime Including the fascinating Las EDITOR’S Rosie Cavaliero’s Channel 4+1, 10pm Instant Video Vegas with Trevor McDonald CHOICE no-nonsense detective Following the already sizeable Radford EDITOR’S Jeffrey Tambor returns pursues another fugitive. clan as Mum Sue endures an anxious as transgender Maura in CHOICE 20 Films Rex PA, This time it’s ’s blackmailed pregnancy for baby number 18 while series two of the award- Tricksters Will Smith and Margot prison officer. See feature, page 8 daugher Sophie prepares to wed. winning comedy. See feature, page 12 Robbie try to maintain their Focus 29 Sport

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Twitter.com/TVSatelliteWeek TV&Satellite Week 3 Carrie Fisher Carrie Mark Hamill and Ford, Harrison Returning stars 4 WORDS: FAMOUS FEATURES, RICHARD MCCLURE AND CAREN CLARK. PHOTOS: GETTY, REX, TCD/VP/LMKMEDIA TV with somemuch-lovedwith faces… Death Star called Starkiller Base.Death StarcalledStarkiller technology, includingabigger, badder theJediof , andfeatures latest CGI thevery years after the events depicted inReturn films, of issetsome30 first inanewtrilogy Vader, Yoda andbickeringrobots R2-D2and decade after welastsaw Darth the likes of Feel the Feel Ford) Fisher). andPrincess Leia(Carrie Skywalker (Mark Hamill), Han Solo(Harrison iconic charactersfeatures Luke of thereturn (seepanel,and DaisyRidley right), italso John British little-known Boyega stars of While STAR WARS REUNION The longwait Space saga Star Wars returns ready… atthe Lightsabers drama drama Sky1’srecently joinedthecastof superhero games,Animated video and andvarious Series most notablyasTheJoker The inBatman: asavoicewent onto make living agood artist, actress andscriptwriter. Hamill, meanwhile, problems todrug become anin-demand films, Fisher overcame while Hollywood’sof biggeststars, thanksto the him about his return astheJedihim abouthisreturn knight… Marilou inLos Angeles, wespoke where to From Friday HD Wars Star Sky NEW CHANNEL & Ford, course, of wentonto become one aged64, Hamill hiswife lives with Cover story Satellite Week Satellite The Force Awakens The Flash is nearly over. isnearly More thana George Lucas. Themovie, the C-3P0,

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Sci-Fi MoviesSci-Fi WarsStar fanbase. franchise’s the at A look 10pm 5HD, Channel Friday, theWorldChanged How Star Wars also features in Greatest in features also at 10.55pm. George Lucas and Harrison Ford Harrison Mark Hamill, Mark Hamill is thrilled to BRITS IN be back ‘I wouldn’t have SPACE done this unless British actors have always been at the forefront of Star Wars movies – whether it’s been Peter Harrison and Cushing and Alec Guinness in the Carrie were original 1977 film or Ewan McGregor and involved’ Q&A Christopher Lee in MARK HAMILL the second trilogy. MARK HAMILL Now, two more British actors are set How does it feel to be returning Did it feel strange returning to for a place in Hollywood Daisy Ridley in to the role of a lifetime? It’s still Luke after such a long time? No, history with leading roles Mr Selfridge a strange thing for me to be talking it’s a thrill to be back. Once I had in The Force Awakens. about another Star Wars movie. But got my head around to the idea that Until now, 23-year-old Daisy I’m proud of the legacy we left and I was returning to the role, which Ridley, who plays the heroic Rey, I’m happy that a new generation of was a shock in itself, it didn’t seem a scavenger on the desert planet fans will get to see Harrison, Carrie strange at all. I had spent a large Jakku, only had small parts in Mr and me back in the roles that people part of my life putting Star Wars Selfridge, Casualty and Toast of loved so much. I wouldn’t have behind me, so I could move on and London to her name. Meanwhile, done this, though, unless Harrison do other things and step away from fellow Londoner John Boyega, and Carrie were involved. everything that came with also 23, who plays runaway being part of a very famous Stormtrooper Finn, is Has it been hard to keep your film franchise. best-known for playing storyline secret? Everyone is an alien-fighting gang dying to know plot details and how What do you think of leader in 2011’s sci-fi the three of us figure into the mix. the new droid in the Attack the Block. The new film is meant to introduce film, BB-8? They Director JJ a new generation of characters, never cease to amaze me Abrams is a big fan of the film, leading him so we’re in the movie as a way of with what they’re able to John Boyega in to offer Boyega the role supporting the new characters come up with. I said, ‘How Attack the Block in the space epic. just as Peter Cushing and Alec are you ever gonna top R2-D2, ‘I learned that I got the part over Guinness were established figures the most adorable droid in a nice breakfast in Mayfair,’ recalls who were there to lend their movie history?’ And then they Boyega. ‘JJ said, “John, you’re gravitas in support of us. demonstrated BB-8 live on set – the new star of Star Wars”, and it’s not CGI, it’s a live prop – and everything froze for a moment.’ How have people tried to find I was just amazed. They let me run out the storylines? When we were around with it at the creature shop making the original films, you had in Pinewood. To go back into that the odd reporter hanging around world is so much fun. the studio bribing people to give them stories. This time, there were What have been your biggest drones flying all over the studio to acting jobs since Star Wars? get whatever pictures they could. I’ve done a lot of voice work, the I had to wear a robe and hood that biggest role being The Joker. It’s the covered my head to go from the ultimate lazy ’s job: you don’t trailer to the sound stage. have to memorise your lines and you can come in looking like hell. How different is it being directed by JJ Abrams? JJ is much more Do you appreciate Star Wars upbeat – he loves the process. more the second time around? George was always pretty calm This time I appreciate it in a way and thoughtful. He had the whole I wasn’t able to as a young man. story in his head and wouldn’t say It’s like taking out a pair of trousers a lot to you except to let you know from the back of the closet and when he wasn’t happy. discovering a $20 bill in the pocket.

The entire Star Wars saga blasts onto Sky Movies

To mark the cinema and Star Wars Rebels, as Oscar Isaac at Pinewood release of Star Wars: well as the animated Studios where The Force The Force Awakens, movie, Spark of Awakens was filmed, Sky Star Wars will Rebellion. Alex and there will be live air from Friday 11 Zane will coverage of the December until Sunday 3 interview film’s premiere in January. All six previous director JJ London’s films will screen along Abrams and Leicester Square Oscar Isaac in with the animated series stars John on Wednesday The Force Awakens Star Wars: The Clone Wars Boyega and 16 December.

JJ Abrams This week on TV

Peter Capaldi’s Time Lord heads west and beyond…

THE GOOD

THE BAD

AND THE UGLY

‘And it doesn’t regenerated – plus one or two The Doc goes ‘a bit Clint work. It can’t other surprising faces as well. Eastwood’ as he gets mad and work. But the Series nine consciously upped Doctor just the fun factor after Capaldi’s darker bad after Clara’s shocking death can’t accept debut season (think sonic sunglasses that. So, in and an electric guitar). But returning Donald Sumpter FINALE SCI-FI been hidden this episode, in rage and grief to Gallifrey – a in an alternative takes charge as the he goes back to world he effectively froze in time Gallifreyan President Doctor Who dimension since Gallifrey because in the 50th anniversary special – will Saturday, BBC1 HD, 8pm the Time War. it’s the only way he can take his Doctor to an angrier place If you watched the last two think to save Clara. And he again, adds Moffat. Classic monsters, episodes, you’ve seen the build-up. does find home – but it’s not the going ‘Clint Eastwood’, a desperate Companion Clara is gone, killed way he would want it to be.’ ‘It’s not so much bid to resurrect Clara and the after ‘facing the Raven’ in the 10th return of Gallifrey... hold onto episode. But when has death ever WATCH OUT GALLIFREY! the Doctor going your sonic sunglasses: Doctor been the last word on Doctor Who? To reveal more would spoil the Who ends this week, but it’s not As episode 12 kicks off the Doctor is show. Suffice to say that it will bad. It’s what going out with a whimper. convinced there’s still hope for her. also see the return of two deadly Series nine will close with the ‘He’s still trying to deal with the enemies – the Cybermen, last happens when Steven Moffat-penned episode Hell whole Clara thing, still trying properly seen in 2014’s finale, Bent – a barnstorming finale that to find a way to bring her back,’ and the Moffat-created Weeping he gets really mad’ sees the return of the Time Lords’ says Capaldi, as we meet for Angels, which last popped up home world Gallifrey, which has an end-of-term chat. in 2013 when Matt Smith STEVEN MOFFAT WORDS: OLLY GRANTWORDS: OLLY

6 TV&Satellite Week MOFFAT HITS BACK Doctor Who chief Steven Moffat dismisses talk of falling ratings and celebrates a The Weeping well-received ninth series… Angels return in the finale ON THE WARM RECEPTION FOR SERIES NINE... ‘I think it’s probably the best run of reviews we’ve had. But then, in all honesty – and I know people don’t believe me when I say this – our reviews are really quite good. A bad review for us tends to be about three stars. But it feels like a strong series to me.’ ON PAPER TALK ABOUT FALLING RATINGS... ‘The consolidated ratings are doing absolutely fine – and that’s not including the BBC iPlayer [figures], which we’re not allowed to add. So we’re doing really well, that’s the truth. But I say this every year. I’m the only man who goes around apologising for a hit show.’

ON MOVING TO A LATER TIME... ‘I don’t think it was the smartest move we’ve ever made. No one’s to blame for it but I don’t think 8.25pm is right for Doctor Who. I think we’re all …as do the agreed we’re not going to do it again.’ Doctor’s arch enemies, ON RUMOURS OF A SHORTER SERIES the Daleks NEXT YEAR... ‘Are we going to make fewer episodes? No, that’s …and the all complete bunkum. I can confirm we’re making Cybermen a full series of 12 episodes, plus a Christmas special, though I don’t know when they will go out. That’s up to someone else.’ ‘I took a long time to figure out what it would be like if he went ON THE RETURN OF THE SONIC back to Gallifrey. In [the 1969 SCREWDRIVER... serial] The War Games, he went ‘I created the sonic sunglasses because the Doctor there as a fugitive. In [1976’s] had to smuggle a sonic device into Davros’s office [at The Deadly Assassin he was the the start of the series] without being obvious. Once returning bad boy. But this time I’d written it I thought, if I were the Doctor I’d just he’s the man who won the Time using them for a while. But I don’t think we’ll War, and they should be absolutely be waiting too long for a new screwdriver.’ terrified if he showed up.’ ON BRINGING BACK ALEX KINGSTON THE DOCTOR IS … FOR THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL... ‘The Doctor doesn’t do badass ‘I thought we were done with River Song, but very often. But if you push him far [ex Doctor Who boss] Russell T Davies was insistent. And eventually I came round to [his] view. I was enough – and by God we pushed utterly knackered at the end of this series and that him in the last episode – he gets a bit idea perked me up again. I thought, maybe it will more Clint Eastwood than normal. perk everyone else up [if I bring her back].’ ‘This story is called Hell Bent for a reason. It’s not so much the Doctor ON THE NEXT COMPANION... going bad. It’s what happens when …but what dreaded ‘It’s possible we’ll have a stupid new idea later on, but he gets really mad? Well, this is it. thing lurks in the at the moment I’m assuming we’ll introduce a new It’s that one. This time we take him shadows? companion in episode one of the next series. It’s too to the very end of his tether.’ early for me to say. Let’s just see what happens...’

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Philip Glenister and Rosie Cavaliero star in a high-stakes SO MUCH RUNNING Reinhardt is hot on their heels, game of cat-and-mouse as ITV’s gripping thriller returns but she’s now a plain old DS with a new boss to answer to and a rookie NEW CRIME DRAMA fun to do such a high-octane thriller. MyAnna Buring), who he had been cop to babysit. She’s still comfort But I’ve got cuts and bruises, and I’m taking to a hospital. eating, but a new relationship Prey getting to an age now when it really What Reinhardt doesn’t know means she’s quit stalking her ex. Wednesday, ITV HD, 9pm takes its toll,’ says the 52-year-old. is that Murdoch received a phone ‘She’s moved on since we last saw Just like the call demanding her, but nothing is ever simple with With extreme chase scenes and ratings-topping ‘I’ve got cuts and he break out his Reinhardt,’ says Cavaliero. ‘She’s also death-defying stunts, last year’s first series – which prisoner otherwise weighing up a possible job offer Bafta-nominated Prey had us on the followed cop- bruises, and I’m he would never see down south, so she’s not sure edge of our seats all the way to the turned-fugitive his only daughter, whether to stay with her new man end credits. So when Philip Glenister Marcus Farrow, at an age when Lucy (Sammy or change her life altogether.’ signed up for series two of ITV’s played by Simm – Winward), again. breathless crime drama, he knew this new chapter it takes its toll’ ‘With Lucy exactly what was in store. whizzes along at held hostage, he is PHILIP GLENISTER ON PREY ‘Lots of running, jumping off a great pace. desperate to get his in the first buildings and being chased by dogs,’ Rosie Cavaliero reprises her role as daughter back at all costs and has no series of Prey reveals Glenister when we meet on Detective Susan Reinhardt, who is choice but to go on the run with set in Blackpool where the new now on the hunt for prison officer Jules,’ explains Glenister. ‘He’s just three-part story is being filmed. David Murdoch (Glenister). He has a normal, everyday guy who’s ‘I’d seen the first series starring gone on the run with an inmate, thrown into an extraordinary, John Simm, and thought it would be Jules Hope (’s abnormal situation.’ WORDS: REBECCA MAHONEY

8 TV&Satellite Week Rosie Cavaliero as detective Susan Reinhardt SOAP DIARY This week’s soaps at a glance

STORY OF THE WEEK

Philip Glenister and Sammy Winward, who plays his daughter

MyAnna Buring and Philip Glenister go on the run

WHO’S WHO Rob and Tracy deceive each Susan Reinhardt other during Rosie Cavaliero a prison visit The no-nonsense cop tries to piece together why Murdoch would go on the run Rob plots revenge with prisoner Jules Hope. from behind bars David Murdoch ❯❯ Robert Preston may do a Tracy isn’t the only person P h i l i p G l e n i s t e decent coq au vin, but it’s the Rob targets – Johnny Connor The desperate other Robert who really gets gets a visiting order, too. Carla dad and prison Tracy’s engine roaring – her ex, warns him her brother will have officer will do Rob Donovan. When an agenda, and she’s right. anything for the he sends Tracy The colour drains safe return of a visiting order from Johnny’s face his kidnapped from prison, she when Rob tells daughter, Lucy. sneaks off to see him he knows all him, and lies about his past, Jules Hope that she’s single and will spill MyAnna Buring when he asks if the beans to the The prisoner she’s met anyone. Connors if he is shackled to Rob then Johnny Connor is doesn’t cough Murdoch as the tugs at Tracy’s blackmailed by Rob up £10,000. What is Although Cavaliero says it feels pair go on the heartstrings as he tells Johnny hiding? like a totally different show this time run. However, her he’s never stopped around, one common theme has can she be loving her – but it’s a big lie. ❯❯ PLUS Todd and Kylie find carried through from series one. trusted? Earlier, he told his cell-mate he out about Sarah’s pregnancy, ‘So much running!’ she exclaims. wants revenge on his ex fiancée, Audrey sabotages Nessa’s night ‘I’ve been running up stairwells Lucy Murdoch who shopped him to the cops out with Ken, Rita warns Mary then been pushed back down again, S a m m y W i n w a r d went he went on the run for that Brendan will never leave his and I ran up a hill in the Lake Heavily killing Tina McIntyre. But what wife, and Liz, Erica and Anna District about 30 times. But I’d say pregnant does he have in mind? arrange to go to a singles’ night. Philip and MyAnna cover most of and held as a the physical activity this time.’ hostage, David ‘I blame Liam Neeson,’ Glenister Murdoch’s only daughter says. ‘He became an action hero in his is used as bait. ALSO IN THE SOAPS THIS WEEK… fifties after doing those Taken films. EASTENDERS I’m too old for it and I’ve been going DC Richard Iddon ❯❯ Vincent ❯❯ Sam tries to bed every night shouting, “Argh!”’ enlists Ronnie to stop Jai The driving stunts also proved Nathan Stewart- Jarrett to help him getting to to be tricky, especially as Glenister The young, cocky set up Phil, Megan, Jane opens up Ashley has a was shackled to his co-star, and super-keen to Kathy about mini stroke, Buring, for most of the show. cop annoys ‘MyAnna was handcuffed to my her fears for Ross does a Reinhardt, who Bobby, Libby makes a surprise visit, deal with Emma, Paddy outs Rhona’s right hand, so she had to do most constantly puts Ben worries about Phil’s drinking, and addiction to the social worker, and April of the driving,’ he laughs. ‘She’s a him in his place. Janet gets a star role in the nativity play. wants Santa to bring Marlon a girlfriend. lunatic, and I thought I was bad!’ whatsontv.co.uk/soaps

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This week on TV He wears it well Rod Stewart, more than 50 years after his first single, still gets a buzz from making music

NEW MUSIC Doing the five American Songbook albums has BBC Music Awards definitely brought me a Thursday, BBC1, 8pm new audience… When I listened to the first album in At the age of 70, legendary rocker Rod 2002, I wondered if I should be Stewart shows no signs of slowing down. doing it. Am I a Already this year, he’s released his 29th traitor? But their success was so studio album, Another Country, which unexpected and so wonderful. reached number two in the charts, performed for and No matter what you look like, staged a reunion gig with former band if you are lead singer you’re The Faces – not to mention presenting going to get the girls… But I don’t his beloved Celtic with the Scottish get much underwear or things like League Cup at Hampden Park in March. that thrown at me when I’m on stage. This week, Rod the Mod keeps up his busy schedule by performing at the BBC Having thyroid cancer in 2000 scared Music Awards, hosted by the living daylights out of me… I had and Fearne Cotton from ’s to retrain my voice to sing again; the Genting Arena where five awards are muscles had to get their memory up for grabs, including Song of the back. You realise your livelihood Year and British Artist of the Year. and the thing you love to We caught up with the Tartan terror do, the singing, can be to talk clothes, cars and getting older… taken away so easily.

I turned 70 this year, but 70 doesn’t I’ve been look like 70 anymore… I try not to let around a long it. Not that I’ve used any of that filler or time… And injections to keep me looking young. there comes a where Cars are my passion and I love to I’ll have to step drive… It clears my head and I get my aside, but at best ideas then. The one thing I don’t do the moment ‘I had to retrain anymore is drive at night, because I like I enjoy the to have a drink of wine every night. challenge of my voice to sing coming up I’ve always been passionate about with new again; the muscles clothes… Even before I started making songs, and money with Maggie May, I would consider getting had to get their myself a pretty good dresser. As a teenager them I was proud of my wardrobe. My boots had played. memory back’ the big heels on them like had.

I still keep all my old clothes… One of my favourites is a sequin suit Septuagenarian with a little ribbon round the middle. Rod has no The kids have nicked a lot of them. When plans to retire they were going through their teenage years they thought all that stuff was really cool, and I never got it back.

By and large if people come up to The acts on their way to Birmingham... me for a picture or an autograph There’s a stellar his debut record, Chaos Artist at the Brits – and I’ll do it… As long as they’re not line-up joining and the Calm, becoming recently released her third rude while you’re having dinner. Rod Stewart on stage one of the biggest-selling studio album, Delirium. I get upset with autograph hunters at this year’s BBC albums of the year. Also on the night, there’ll that come up with the same albums Music Awards. Meanwhile, Ellie be performances from every day, because they know The singer-songwriter Goulding has continued The Shires, Mumford & they can sell them. I’ll ask Nick Grimshaw James Bay will celebrate her 2014 success – when Sons, One Direction and them what was the last album and Chris Evans a successful 2015, with she won British Female Solo Hozier, among others.

I made, and they don’t know. WORDS: JAAN UHELSZKI/IFA. PHOTOS: IAN DERRY/CHILLI MEDIA

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Family affairs: But has Maura been truly accepted?

The future is fe Jeffrey Tambor returns as a transgender woman How does it feel to tackle such a ground- beginning a new life in the award-winning Transparent breaking role? I feel honoured. I’m a NEW COMEDY DRAMA lead actor Jeffrey Tambor took How would male given the role of home the Best TV Comedy you a transgender woman. Transparent Actor award for his portrayal describe There’s not a day goes From Friday, Amazon Prime of transgender retired father-of- Maura at this by where it doesn’t tap Instant Video three Mort Pfefferman, who point in her Jeffrey Tambor me on the shoulder and embarks on a transition into life? She is still celebrates his Golden say, ‘You’re responsible’. Every so often a TV show comes a woman, Maura. very young in Globe success along that breaks new ground As season two streams this terms of transition. What did you think of the while delighting critics and week, we caught up with 71-year- She doesn’t even know how role when you first heard about viewers alike. Amazon Prime’s old Tambor to hear more… to make up her face correctly, it? When I first sat down with Transparent is just such a show. or how to walk across a room show creator Jill Soloway, I looked Earlier this year, Transparent What excites you most about in high heels. She’s looking for at the role as a big fat pork chop. I made history when it became playing Maura in season two? friendships. She’s lost the went, ‘This is my King Lear’. I didn’t the first series from a streaming I love that we’ve taken - mooring of her children and she’s have a single moment of fear about service to win the Golden Globe wrap off Maura. This season it’s out there. Maura gets a little lost it. I just went, ‘Oh boy… Let me get for Best TV Comedy Series, while Maura – warts and all. and hopefully we find her. my hands on Maura Pfefferman.’ WORDS: JUDY EWENS AND ADAM TANSWELL. PHOTOS: PA

NEW MEDICAL DRAMA relationship with fellow surgeon a year immediately after Derek’s Meredith Grey (Ellen Pompeo) has death and the new series has moved Life Grey’s Anatomy been at the centre of the Seattle-set on a further three months. Wednesday, Sky Living HD, 10pm show since it began in 2005. His Meredith is now living in her late death in a car crash left Meredith a mother’s house with her half-sister Fans of US hospital drama Grey’s widow and a single mother of three Maggie (Kelly McCreary) and her after Anatomy were almost in need of young children but, despite her sister-in-law Amelia (Caterina medical attention themselves when terrible loss, the new season will not Scorsone). It is a chaotic situation the show’s beloved Derek Shepherd, be as dark as the last one. with the added complication that played by Patrick Dempsey, was ‘We’re making it a lot lighter and Meredith and Amelia each find the death shockingly killed off towards happier,’ says 45-year-old Pompeo. ‘I other impossible. the end of the can’t take crying ‘Amelia is Derek’s sister so she What’s next last series. Derek and anymore.’ can’t get rid of her,’ explains Nicknamed Meredith To give showrunner Shonda Rhimes. for Meredith ‘McDreamy’ Meredith time ‘And Maggie has this world of for obvious to mourn the stuff happening around her, so now that reasons, love of her life, Meredith is trapped in the middle.’ Derek is dead? the -throb the show As always, romance plays a big surgeon’s jumped ahead part in the new series and Maggie US dramas TV Spy round-up

Zoey and Jackie prepare for their final shift at All Saints

Nurse Jackie Wednesday, Sky Atlantic HD, 10.10pm Vigilante Jones (11/12) & I Say a Little Prayer (12/12) It has been Edie Falco’s remarkable, Emmy-winning performance that has made New York ER nurse Jackie Peyton’s slide deeper into drug addiction so compelling to watch over seven series of the show, which ends for good this week. In the first of a double bill, Jackie tries to get an ailing Dr off the hospital floor as his behaviour becomes increasingly erratic while, in the last-ever episode, as All Saints prepares to close its doors and Jackie waits for news about a new job offer, an old friend drops by and begins to suspect that Jackie is using again. male Girlfriends’ Guide (Casper Crump) arrives in Central How does it feel to get into part of the zeitgeist. It’s amazing to Divorce City with his sights set on Kendra. character as a woman? The first that Amazon went for it. Tuesday, Lifetime HD, 10pm Realising how dangerous Savage thing that hit me was overwhelming Rule No 101: Know When It’s is, Flash takes Kendra to Star City fear because I was entering a place What’s been the public reaction Time to Move On (13/13) The and asks Arrow to hide her. The that was unknown to me. But then to Maura? I get some wonderful first series of the comedy drama two superheroes then join forces I thought, ‘Well, that’s right because comments, but there’s still hatred. comes to an end with Abby and to try to stop Savage and to save this is exactly what Maura is feeling.’ Jake going out on a date their respective cities. Do you feel comfortable as to finalise the signing Do you think a show like this Maura? I like the clothes and of their divorce How to Get could have appeared on TV 20 mani-pedis are fantastic. Maura papers. Meanwhile, Away with years ago? We’d never get near is very pretty; she’s prettier than Phoebe confides Murder this 20 years ago, but now we’re Jeffrey, so it’s great. in Abby and Marco Wednesday, about a painful Universal HD, Is the world coming round to episode from her 9pm ‘This season the idea of change? Kids have past, and Delia has Abby is ready to I Want You to Die no problem with it. It’s the ‘Alter trouble accepting party in Girlfriends’ (7/15) The twisting- it’s Maura – Kakers’ who have a problem. ‘Alter an offer. Guide to Divorce turning murder Kaker’ is Yiddish for ‘old fart’. But mystery drama takes a warts and all’ the world will have to change. The Flash break after this episode, which is JEFFREY TAMBOR That will happen. Tuesday, Sky1 HD, 8pm chock-full of plot developments. Legends of Today (8/23) In Annalise’s latest client is a man special crossover episodes accused of making his ex-wife’s of The Flash and Arrow husband commit suicide, while finds love for the first time since (Wednesday, Sky1 HD, 8pm), Eve returns to represent she has been at Grey-Sloan supervillain Vandal Savage someone closer to home. Memorial Hospital. Meanwhile, Amelia and Hunt are still unsure whether to develop their relationship, while Other US dramas on TV this week April returns from Army duty BLINDSPOT Tuesday, HOMELAND Sunday, determined not to give up on Sky Living HD, 9pm Eight Channel 4 HD, 9pm Monday, E4 HD, 10pm her marriage to Jackson. Slim Grins (3/22). The Litvinov Ruse (9/12). Beware of Young Girls (7/13). So will Meredith herself DA VINCI’S DEMONS THE LEFTOVERS Monday, SLEEPY HOLLOW find love again? ‘You never Sunday, FOX HD, 9pm Sky Atlantic HD, 10pm I Live Thursday, Universal HD, 9pm Alis Volas Propriis (7/10). Here Now (10/10). Novus Ordo Seclorum (8/18). know,’ smiles Pompeo. ‘We’re ELEMENTARY Thursday, LONGMIRE Sunday, TYRANT Wednesday, going to see Meredith begin Sky Living HD, 9pm All My TCM HD, 7.30pm Four FOX HD, 9pm The Other exploring the question, “Once Exes Live in (4/22). Arrows (4/10). Brother (6/12). you’ve had perfect love and EMPIRE Tuesday, E4 HD, SCANDAL THE DIARIES marriage what do you do next?” 9pm Et Tu, Brute? (10/18). Thursday, Sky Wednesday, ITV2 HD, FARGO Monday, Channel 4 Living HD, 10pm 11p m Mommie ‘Part of her is definitely going HD, 10pm Loplop (8/10). Yes (2/24). Dearest (7/22). to wonder if the best parts of her Is romance in store love life are already behind her.’ for Meredith? What next for Kevin in The Leftovers? TV&Satellite Week 13 Don’t miss out on any Winter TV! SUBSCRIBE FROM £13.49 SAVE O Never miss an UP 39% issue with home TO delivery included

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STUPID BOY! SpacedBlake Harrison takes a trip to a parallelout After negotiating parallel universes, Blake Harrison’s next universe in an outlandish comedy drama role sees him travel to wartime Walmington-on-Sea to play mummy’s boy in changed from when he was 15. that the two lead characters NEW COMEDY DRAMA the much-anticipated film When Milo finds himself in a shouldn’t be Danny and Milo,’ says Tripped version of Dad’s Army, which situation and phones Danny for Harrison. ‘They should be two secret is released in February. Tuesday, E4 HD, 10pm assistance, they both accidentally agents or superheroes that can deal Harrison was thrilled to meet stumble into this parallel universe. with the situation. Unfortunately, , who played Pike Blake Harrison, who made his name ‘For Danny, because he’s getting it’s two idiots from a suburban in the original TV series and who as gormless Neil in The Inbetweeners, married, the series is about trying town who are in over their heads.’ has a cameo as Brigadier has always had a lifelong dream of to get home, but Milo is dragging For Harrison, having to act Pritchard. He also relished playing an action hero. Now, in E4’s his heels because he is lonely and alongside another version of acting with Michael Gambon, quirky new comedy drama Tripped, is just enjoying the adventure.’ himself was quite a challenge. Bill Nighy, Tom Courtenay and his wish comes true – although all The series is full of ‘You have to learn double the Catherine Zeta-Jones. is not quite as it seems… high-stakes drama, amount of lines,’ he smiles. ‘I had ‘They are Oscar winners and The four-part series which is no to be the real Danny acting with knights of the realm and there centres on Harrison’s surprise as it the parallel universe version, played was little old me,’ he says. ‘At character, Danny, is penned by by a stand-in actor who looked like lunch I’d sit there like I was at who is engaged to brothers me, and then we flipped it around. primary school at story time Kate (Georgina Harry and That messes with your head.’ because Michael would talk Campbell). However, Jack Williams, However, the action scenes were a about the amazing people he his life takes a bizarre who also major draw. ‘I’m a big superhero and worked with and then Bill and turn when, along with wrote the sci-fi fan, so doing some of my own Tom would jump in. I’ve never had lunches on set that were as his stoner best friend Blake Harrison gritty drama stunts and having fight scenes with entertaining as on Dad’s Army.’ Milo (George Webster), with the cast of The Missing. swords was fun,’ says Harrison, who he’s sucked into a crazy The Inbetweeners The humour lies also suffered for his art when he adventure that results in the in the incongruity worked with the CGI special effects pair journeying through parallel of these two slackers that are integral to the series. universes, while trying to dodge an fighting for their lives in the different ‘At one point we had to stand in assassin, Callum (Richard Gadd). parallel universes, one of which a shopping centre throwing mad ‘It’s a little bit Bill & Ted, a little bit Harrison describes as ‘Game of shapes with our bodies with a green Spaced,’ says Harrison, 30. ‘Danny Thrones meets Mad Max’. screen behind us,’ he says. ‘It must used to be a layabout and is now ‘Tripped has some dark moments, have been bizarre to watch and it’s one Blake Harrison growing up, but Milo hasn’t really but the comedy comes from the fact of my more embarrassing days on set.’ as stupid boy Pike WORDS: CAREN CLARK CAREN WORDS:

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very moved by their stories,’ he says. ‘It’s the nightmare bit of the What happens in American dream – that feeling that everybody can make money. People see the lights, the entertainers on stage and they think: “Well, I could do this”. And, as we saw from the women at Destiny House, that’s not always the case.’ While in Vegas, McDonald got to interview one of its most famous residents, former boxer and world ... heavyweight champion Mike Tyson. Vegas ‘Tyson was fascinated by the fact that I had a knighthood – I think he Trevor McDonald exposes the thought I was some kind of black Sir Lancelot or something. dark underbelly of America’s Sin City He didn’t really know what to make of me.’ NEW TRAVELOGUE ‘This is not the sort of thing you His most see when you think of Las Vegas, hair-raising Las Vegas with the lights and all the entertainment,’ experience Trevor McDonald explains McDonald, who also saw McDonald Monday, ITV HD, 9pm gets an insight into Vegas’s more accompanying glamorous side by meeting a casino a gun-toting bail high-roller and a showgirl. ‘There’s bondsman on a The broadcaster with For the visitors who flock there a brutal side to Vegas life, and raid – though he legend in search of a good time, Las Vegas people’s lives are affected and says that pales in Mike Tyson is all about glitz and glamour. But damaged by it. It’s the city that comparison with what he as Trevor McDonald reveals in a gives you the impression that experienced during his days as new two-part documentary, there anything goes – but that’s not true.’ a foreign correspondent. is a darker side to life in America’s Although it’s illegal in Vegas, ‘I look back at some of the things gambling capital. prostitution is rife there and I’ve done in the Middle East and Las Vegas with Trevor McDonald McDonald finds out more about think: “Well, that was stupid”,’ he follows the journalist as he exposes the industry by visiting a refuge admits. ‘I was much younger then. I Sin City’s seedy underbelly by for former sex workers. would not under any circumstances talking to a prostitute, a pimp and ‘We went to a place called Destiny go to Syria today. I have never yet an ex-mobster, and going on an House where these girls try to found a place where I thought: armed raid to apprehend a fugitive. rehabilitate themselves, and I was “This would be a nice place to die”.’

Blood and Gold: continuing with the Muslim conquest of the peninsula. The Making of ‘Spain has a very romantic Tuesday, BBC4 HD, 9pm and also ferocious history,’ says Montefiori, whose own family can Author and broadcaster Simon trace back links to the country’s Sebag Montefiori follows up Sephardic Jewish population. his histories of Jerusalem, and with a look Rollermania World’s Weirdest Homes at a European country with close Friday, BBC4 HD, 10pm Sunday, Channel 4 HD, 7.30pm links to all three cities in Blood and Gold: The Making of Spain. Earlier this year Scottish pop group Charlie Luxton investigates some of The three-parter traces 2000 the Bay City Rollers, who sold more the more unusual private dwellings years of Spanish history, starting than 100 million records in the on the planet, including homes this week with the age of Iberia 1970s, announced a comeback. designed to resemble a giant beagle, as a prized Roman colony and In a programme previously shown an enormous toilet bowl, The on BBC , band members Munsters’ residence, a converted including singer Les McKeown recall nuclear missile silo, and the world’s their heyday, their tartan army of narrowest house, which measures

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Alex Polizzi meets former servicemen struggling to find work Help for heroes Alex Polizzi sets out to help unemployed veterans adjust to life on civvy street

NEW CAREERS What did you hope to achieve? There are so many unemployed Alex Polizzi: veterans, despite the fact that Hire our Heroes they are highly skilled, trained Friday, BBC2 HD, 9pm and motivated. So I decided, very naively, to see what the problem was and try to sort it out. Best known as the hotel inspector, businesswoman Alex Polizzi takes What did you learn while making on a different challenge as she tackles the programme? The veterans unemployment among ex-forces I worked with were discharged personnel in her latest TV venture. because of post-traumatic stress The two-parter follows the 44-year- disorder [PTSD], and mental old as she learns about the challenges health provision is desperately facing medically discharged veterans, underfunded in the UK. and helps them prepare for working life on civvy street. We caught up What particular challenges do with her to find out more… the veterans face? PTSD is an Why did you choose this subject? invisible illness so, unless they The BBC asked me to do a passion self-refer, there can be substance project, and one of the things I was abuse, marital breakdown and interested in was the employment homelessness. We’ve spent a lot of veterans. There’s been a massive of money training these people process of redundancy in the to do amazing jobs; it beggars armed forces – thousands have belief that we’re not helping them left in the last four or five years. get over this hump in their lives.

‘It’s fascinating because it’s been DID YOU KNOW? formed by its Islamic, Roman, and Christian period. The over-60s are the fastest- ‘Spain is a place everyone growing group in Britain’s prison thinks they know well, but in fact population. Find out why more it is enormously complex and pensioners are breaking the law exciting,’ he adds. ‘Spanish in the new one-off documentary history has everything from Britain’s Oldest Crooks, Thursday ITV HD (not Ulster), 9pm Hannibal, Hadrian and the Caliphs to Philip II and the The Great Polar Gay & Under Attack: Armada, Franco and the Civil War, and Napoleon, too. It’s Bear Feast Reggie Yates’s Extreme UK one of the great borderlands of Saturday, Channel 4 HD, 7pm Monday, BBC3 HD, 9pm Europe, and I have a taste for Every September, up to 80 polar The presenter examines the state borderlands and the extremities bears gather at Barter Island, , of the British male, exploring men’s that are characteristic of them.’ to feed on the carcasses of bowhead views on women, homophobia, whales. This has given naturalist body image and expressing Todd Atwood a chance to study emotion. He also looks at the issues Simon Sebag Montefiori and track two polar bear mothers facing transgender women and explores the rich and assess the effect climate change gay and bisexual men from the history of Spain is having on their hunting habits. black and Asian communities.

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Margot had only one thing on her mind – Will’s wallet

CRIME CAPER Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 3.45pm & 8pm/Sky Premiere+1, 4.45pm & 9pm 3 Will Smith and Margot FocusFocus Robbie team up as veteran Formula 1 Will Smith and Margot and novice partners in crime racing team for this glossy caper movie, but owner, their Robbie blur the lines in with Smith misplacing his usual former history charm it is the incandescently threatens to a stylish romantic caper sexy Robbie who steals the movie. scupper Nicky’s Set in the slippery world of daring scheme. confidence tricksters, the film finds Rising star Robbie Smith’s expert con artist Nicky taking made a big impression Robbie’s newbie grifter Jess under his opposite Leonardo DiCaprio wing after she tries to entrap him in a in The Wolf of Wall Street and she hotel sting. As he schools her in his art, sparkles even more brightly here, but the pair are soon striking amorous the slick Smith simply looks smug. sparks, but Nicky breaks off their Meanwhile, the movie unfurls so STAR RATINGS affair following an audacious swindle many twists and turns that it is in ★★★★★ Excellent at a football game. danger of tying everyone in knots. ★★★★ Very good However, when their paths cross in The of hand on display is often ★★★ Good three years later, in the dazzling, but when it comes to the ★★ Average midst of an elaborate con game story’s eventual outcome most viewers ★ Poor involving Rodrigo Santoro’s millionaire will be a step ahead. 2015, 15, 105MIN

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Jeremy came PAY-PER-VIEW THRILLER prepared with his own messenger bag Kill the Messenger PREMIERES Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 9.45am & 10pm/Sky Premiere+1, 10.45am & 11pm 3 Jeremy Renner is on terrific form as an intrepid journalist seeking to uncover government corruption in this fact-based conspiracy thriller, but the rest of the movie doesn’t live up to Mission: Impossible his impressive performance. – Rogue Nation Renner nails the dogged fearlessness of San Jose Mercury & Virgin Movies from Monday 4 News reporter Gary Webb as he uncovers evidence of covert Take a deep breath and hold on CIA dealings with drug tight as Tom Cruise is plunged traffickers in the mid-1990s, into a fifth pounding adventure and he is equally good as Ethan Hunt, who is assisted in at showing Webb’s his latest audacious mission by vulnerable side when Rebecca Ferguson’s enigmatic he subsequently secret agent. 2015, 12, 131MIN becomes the target of a vicious smear campaign. But the film never sustains the necessary level of tension and some of its key scenes ring false, which seems more than a shame when you are trying to tell the tale of a man brought down by his devotion to The Man from the truth. 2014, 15, 112MIN U.N.C.L.E. Sky Store & Virgin Movies from Monday 4 CHILDREN’S COMEDY his friends on a gag-filled Henry Cavill’s CIA agent quest to save his undersea Napoleon Solo and Armie The SpongeBob home of Bikini Bottom after Hammer’s KGB operative Illya Movie: Sponge dastardly pirate Burger Kuryakin strike some enjoyable Out of Water Beard (played by a wacky, sparks in director Guy Ritchie’s Friday, Sky Premiere HD, non-cartoon Antonio sparkling of the 1960s 11.45am & 6.15pm/Sky Banderas) steals the recipe spy series. 2015, 12, 116MIN Premiere+1, 12.45am & for his town’s favourite 7.15pm 3 foodstuff – Krabby Patties. The second movie spin-off 2015, U, 93MIN At least the Bad from the long-running TV Asses were used cartoon about the ever- to donkey work cheery sponge is another deliciously This time the duo are in ACTION COMEDY goofy, thoroughly , creating the usual surreal affair. Bad Asses mayhem as they strive to Trainwreck Mixing different on the Bayou rescue a kidnapped bride, styles of with Sky Store & Virgin Movies Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 12m’t but the plot definitely takes from Monday 3 live-action, the film finds & 3.15am/Sky Premiere+1, 1am a back seat to the duo’s self- American cable T V sketch show & 4.15am 2 SpongeBob setting off with mocking banter. However, Amy Schumer wrote Geriatric vigilantes Danny not only are these and stars in a riotously rude Trejo and Danny Glover ageing heroes even romcom in which her party return for another tongue- creakier than Sylvester animal writer lives a life of no in-cheek adventure in the Stallone’s SpongeBob had commitment one-night stands direct-to-DVD action Expendables a reputation for before falling for Bill Hader’s comedy series – Trejo’s third crew, but so are being a soft touch sports doctor. 2015, 15, 125MIN outing and Glover’s second. their jokes. 2015, 15, 81MIN

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Cats & Dogs 4 Election 4 The Riot Club 3 The Missing 4 Thursday, Boomerang HD, 4.30pm/ Monday, Sky Select HD, 8pm Monday, Sky Select HD, 10pm Tuesday, AMC, 11.05pm Boomerang+1, 5.30pm Perky Reese Witherspoon and mean The yobbish excesses of Oxford Obviously inspired by The Searchers, The fur flies as felines battle canines in Matthew Broderick prove admirable University’s Bullingdon Club provide director Ron Howard’s brooding Western a lively comedy that cleverly blends real sparring partners in a sparky battle of the background for this satirical jab stars Cate Blanchett as a frontierswoman animals with animatronic puppets and wits set amid a high-school contest for at the privileged classes starring Sam whose daughter has been abducted by computer graphics. 2001, PG, 87MIN student president. 1999, 15, 103MIN Claflin and Max Irons. 2014, 15, 107MIN slave traders. 2003, 15, 137MIN

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Miracle on Bad Santa 4 How I Live Now 3 Focus 3 34th Street 4 Wednesday, Sky Christmas HD, 8pm Tuesday, Film4 HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 8pm/ Thursday, Sky Christmas HD, 8pm Billy Bob Thornton pulls no punches A nuclear attack on London triggers Sky Premiere+1, 9pm It may not have all the charm of the in this Yuletide about a an abrupt change of tone in this teen Will Smith’s conman fears he is losing 1947 original, but this magical fantasy foul-mouthed, hard-drinking conman romance-cum-survival story, which his edge when he falls for Margot starring Richard Attenborough is still who poses as Santa Claus in order to finds Saoirse Ronan’s visiting American Robbie’s grifter in an enjoyably twisty a seasonal treat. 1994, U, 114MIN rob his employers. 2003, 15, 91MIN trying to get home. 2013, 15, 101MIN romantic crime caper. 2015, 15, 105MIN

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The SpongeBob Movie: The 40 Year The Station Agent 4 Kill the Messenger 3 Sponge Out of Water 3 Old Virgin 4 Wednesday, AMC, 10.10pm Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 10pm/ Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 6.15pm/ Thursday, HD, 8pm ’ Peter Dinklage is Sky Premiere+1, 11pm Sky Premiere+1, 7.15pm Steve Carell is a likeable lead in this outstanding in this superbly written Gary Webb, the American reporter who TV’s effervescent animated sponge gets part-raunchy, part-sweet farce about story about a reclusive trainspotter who uncovered murky CIA dealings, is the a second big-screen caper, a mix of a shopworker belatedly trying to makes unexpected friends when he subject of this real-life story starring

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PHOTOS: ALLSTAR, REX Films FILM TEASER Django Unchained star Jamie Foxx won a Best Actor Oscar

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Jennifer was always inspired when she watched Bake Off

Leonardo’s vapouriser was getting right up Jamie’s nose DRAMA WESTERN Cake Django Unchained Sky Premiere HD, 2.15pm & 10pm/Sky Premiere+1, 3.15pm & 11pm 4 Channel 5 HD, 10pm/Channel 5+1, 11pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Jennifer Aniston puts in one of the best performances of her career in this ’s Western is an audacious and bloodily darkly funny comedy drama, with a resolutely unglamorous portrayal of a violent revenge fantasy. Jamie Foxx plays a whip-scarred slave who is saved sharp-tongued, pill popping, depressed lawyer stricken with chronic pain. from a Deep South chain gang by Christoph Waltz’s dapper bounty hunter, The film doesn’t quite prevent sentiment seeping in before the end, but who in turn agrees to help him rescue his enslaved wife (Kerry ) Aniston’s deadpan comic timing as she delivers her bitter put-downs and from Leonardo DiCaprio’s sadistic Mississippi plantation owner. The film complaints is brilliant from start to finish: the deliciously sour cherry on has its flaws, but it tackles the barbarity of slavery with a deadly moral the cake. Also on Sunday-Thursday. 2014, 15, 102MIN seriousness, and the best sequences are simply dazzling. 2012, 18, 165MIN ANIMATED ADVENTURE ANIMATED ADVENTURE The Polar Express Glory The Jungle Book The Five-Year Engagement ITV2 HD, 2.25pm/ITV2+1, 3.25pm 3 BBC2 HD, 10.45pm Channel 4, 5.25pm/ Channel 4 HD, 11.05pm/ Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● (11.45pm, Scotland) 4 Channel 4+1, 6.25pm 5 Channel 4+1, 12.05am 3 ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● This animated Christmas fantasy was one Sex Violence Language Sex Violence Language Sex Violence Language of the first films to utilise motion capture has said that this This was the last of Disney’s feature- Emily Blunt and Jason Segel make an technology, wherein the actors, headed stunning period drama is one of the films length animated movies to be overseen engaging couple in a gently offbeat by Tom Hanks, are recorded and digitised of which he is most proud. Although it by Uncle Walt himself, and was released romantic comedy that kicks off at the on a computer before being used as the sets out to reveal a little known footnote in cinemas only a few months after his point where most romcoms end. Segel’s template for the animators. However, the of the American Civil War – to wit, the death in 1966. Disney dispensed with chef proposes to his girlfriend (Blunt), cast’s glassy-eyed look is wildly at odds role played by the first ever regiment Rudyard Kipling’s original story almost but before they can walk down the aisle, with the film’s brilliantly imaginative of black soldiers in the conflict – it is far entirely and transformed the tale of an fate throws a series of obstacles in their winter landscapes and the rollercoaster from a dry or worthy history lesson. It is Indian boy raised by wolves into a path… The film sometimes takes its title thrills afforded by the Polar Express itself, a powerful and exciting slice of action, delightful musical extravaganza, thus too literally – it is overly long – but Blunt a magical locomotive on a breakneck trip capped by an Oscar-winning turn from crafting one of the studio’s most loved is adorable and Segel’s laidback charm to Santa’s home. 2004, U, 100MIN Denzel Washington. 1989, 15, 122MIN films of all time. 1967, U, 78MIN proves winning, too. 2012, 15, 125MIN SCI-FI ADVENTURE ALSO ON SATURDAY CRIME DRAMA ALSO ON SUNDAY E.T. The Extra Terrestrial Carry On Screaming Easy Money The Mummy: Tomb of Dragon Emperor ITV HD, 3.20pm/ ITV3 HD, 12.55pm 5 BBC4, 10pm 4 ITV HD, 4.30pm 3 ITV+1, 4.20pm 5 Kenneth Williams is ‘Frying tonight!’ Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Brendan Fraser has a China crisis. ●●● ●●● ●●● Sex Violence Language Saboteur PREMIERE A terrifically gripping Swedish The Nutty Professor BBC2 HD, 2.15pm 4 Christmas Gold, 8.25pm 4 Steven Spielberg’s sci-fi fantasy about Hitchcock goes to war. crime thriller starring Joel Kinnaman, Jerry Lewis gets Loved up. the friendship between a 10-year-old It’s a Wonderful Life from the US remake of The Killing and ’71 boy (Henry Thomas) and a stranded alien HD, 2.40pm 5 star of the recent RoboCop remake. He Film4 HD, 9pm 4 creature still packs a terrific emotional James Stewart has friends in high places. plays an ambitious but hard-up business Show Jack O’Connell the way to go home. punch. Some of this can be explained King Solomon’s Mines student who secretly moonlights as an The Constant Gardener TCM HD, 3pm 4 ITV3 HD, 10pm 4 by the film’s mythical overtones and ET’s is looking Haggard. illegal taxi driver to fund his swanky Ralph Fiennes uncovers a conspiracy. appealing presence, whether raiding lifestyle among his rich university peers. Non-Stop Brooklyn’s Finest the family fridge or trotting off to go Channel 4 HD, 9pm 4 But his desire to impress the daughter BBC2 HD, 11pm ( only) 3 trick-or-treating, but mostly it is down Things are up in the air for Liam Neeson. of a wealthy family gets him sucked One night on the beat. to Spielberg’s ability to tap into a child’s ■ ever deeper into Stockholm’s seamy ■ sense of wonder. 1982, U, 114MIN Full listings start on p33 underworld. Subtitled. 2011, 15, 125MIN Full listings start on p43

24 TV&Satellite Week for 2004’s Ray. For which film did he receive a Best Supporting Actor nomination ? Answer at bottom of page

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‘Yes, you’re very Saoirse’s idyllic observant – I have done life was about to something with my hair’ go up in smoke

PREMIERE SCI-FI ADVENTURE DRAMA Star Trek: First Contact How I Live Now Syfy HD, 9pm/Syfy+1, 10pm 4 Film4 HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm 3 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Directed by actor Jonathan Frakes, the eighth big-screen Star Trek outing This adaptation of Meg Rosoff’s best-selling young adult novel goes from is one of the best in the series, pitting ’s Picard and the Next soppy teen romance to gritty survival thriller, a wild mood swing that Generation crew of the newly commissioned USS Enterprise against the requires a terrific lead performance by Saoirse Ronan to pull off on screen. fascistic Borg in a hugely enjoyable adventure that spans both time and Ronan’s prickly visiting American teenager, Daisy, falls for her English space. The scenes within the Borg hive are as scary as anything in the Alien cousin (George MacKay) when their rural idyll is shattered by a nuclear movies and the film gets an unexpected erotic jolt with the introduction of attack on London. Soldiers arrive, the cousins are separated and Daisy has Alice Krige as the Borg queen. 1996, 12, 110MIN to set out on a perilous cross-country trek to get home. 2013, 15, 101MIN ROMANTIC COMEDY DRAMA SCI-FI THRILLER WESTERN Jerry Maguire Mud The Matrix The Missing Sky Greats HD, 8pm 4 Film4 HD, 10.50pm/ Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 9pm 4 AMC, 11.05pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Film4+1, 11.50pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● Writer-director Cameron Crowe elicits Sex Violence Language The first of the Matrix trilogy is also Director Ron Howard seems to be one of Tom Cruise’s finest performances Matthew McConaughey delivers a easily the best. Black-clad Keanu aiming for the same sort of resonance in this Oscar-winning romantic comedy. charismatic turn in a beguiling adventure Reeves is super-cool as Neo, the as the 1956 classic The Searchers with Cruise plays a struggling sports agent set in the Mississippi , playing a potential saviour of the world from the this brooding Gothic Western, and he who gets the sack and is forced to go into tale-spinning outlaw who draws an machines that have enslaved mankind makes a brave stab at it, even if the film business for himself with only a mouthy idealistic teenage boy into his quest in a state of virtual reality. Moving with doesn’t quite reach those peaks. Cate American football star (Oscar-winner to be reunited with his one true love. the dream logic of a computer game, Blanchett plays a frontierswoman forced Cuba Gooding Jr) on his books. Crowe McConaughey’s grizzled fugitive makes a the flashy visuals and state-of-the-art into an uneasy alliance with her also transforms Renée Zellweger from a compelling figure, but equally impressive special effects in this brain-bombing estranged father (Tommy Lee Jones at then promising supporting actress, in are Tye Sheridan’s teenager and Reese sci-fi adventure are a splendid diversion his most grizzled) in order to find her films such as Empire Records, into a fully- Witherspoon as McConaughey’s flighty from any occasional deficiencies in the daughter, who has been abducted by fledged leading lady. 1996, 15, 139MIN former lover. 2012, 12, 130MIN screenplay. 1999, 15, 136MIN slave traders. 2003, 15, 137MIN DRAMA ALSO ON MONDAY DANCE DRAMA ALSO ON TUESDAY The Riot Club Surf’s Up Step Up: All In Secret Window Sky Select HD, 10pm 3 Sky Family HD, 6.20pm 4 Sky Family HD, 9.50pm 3 AMC, 7pm 3 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Penguins get on board. Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● The writing’s on the wall for . By turns repellent and seductive, this Noah The dance routines still have plenty The Dark Knight Sky Action/Adventure HD, 6.30pm 4 ITV2 HD, 9pm 4 satirical swipe at Oxford University’s Russell Crowe goes boating. of zip, but when it comes to pacy Heath Ledger plays the Joker. Bullingdon Club, the elite dining clique Election storytelling the Step Up series is starting Mr & Mrs Smith whose restaurant-trashing excesses have Sky Select HD, 8pm 4 to flag as the characters from the first 5★, 10pm 3 made it a byword for toffish yobbery, The votes are in for Reese Witherspoon. three sequels are pitted against one Brad and Angelina are best of enemies. doesn’t stint on the debauchery. But The Green Mile another for a high-stakes TV Twelve Monkeys & Thriller HD, 9pm 4 Syfy HD, 11pm 5 when you have such floppy-haired hunks Does Tom Hanks hold the key? competition in Las Vegas. The film tries Bruce Willis is out of time. as Max Irons, Sam Claflin and Douglas to generate romantic sparks between Scarface Ghosts of Mars Booth behaving badly, the film can’t help Sky Select HD, 11.50pm 4 Step Up 4’s Ryan Guzman and Step Up Sony Movies, 11.10pm 3 but give the decadence a touch of Al Pacino is a star of Miami vice. 2’s Briana Evigan, but things only truly Life and death on the Red Planet. glamour as they swank around Oxford’s ■ heat up for the frenetic dance-off climax ■ dreaming spires. 2014, 15, 107MIN Full listings start on p53 at Caesars Palace. 2014, PG, 112MIN Full listings start on p63

TEASER ANSWER COLLATERAL (ALSO 2004) TV&Satellite Week 25 Films FILM TEASER In which 2005 family adventure did The Station Agent’s

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Peter had put Richard had no problem himself firmly deciding if Mara had on the rails been naughty or nice

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DRAMA SEASONAL DRAMA The Station Agent Miracle on 34th Street AMC, 10.10pm 4 Sky Christmas HD, 8pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● While Game of Thrones actor Peter Dinklage might be the antithesis of the While it doesn’t quite capture the of the classic 1947 seasonal fantasy typical Hollywood leading man, he carries this gentle small-town drama with starring Edmund Gwenn, this update is certainly an improvement on the quiet authority and an abundance of charm. He plays a reclusive railway 1973 made-for-TV version. Richard Attenborough is perfectly cast as the enthusiast who is forced to reconsider his withdrawal from the world when department store Santa who is forced to go on trial to prove his sanity when he moves into a rundown station house in rural New . Bobby Cannavale, he claims to be the real Father Christmas. The appealing Mara Wilson, who Patricia Clarkson and Michelle Williams all shine as the newfound friends will be familiar from Mrs Doubtfire and Matilda, takes the role played by who chip away at his bitterness to reveal the man beneath. 2003, 15, 90MIN Natalie Wood in the original. 1994, U, 114MIN BLACK COMEDY SCI-FI ADVENTURE ROMANTIC COMEDY Bad Santa Jupiter Ascending Cats & Dogs Pretty Woman Sky Christmas HD, 8pm 4 Sky Sci-Fi & Horror HD, 9pm 3 Boomerang HD, 4.30pm/ Sky Greats HD, 9pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Boomerang+1, 5.30pm 4 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● There is no finer way to vent your inner This sci-fi adventure is a cosmic misfire: Sex Violence Language Originally entitled $3000, this Scrooge than with this scandalously spectacular to look at but spectacularly There is an international conspiracy by -hit romcom began life as a far funny Yuletide comedy. It presents silly, especially when stars Mila Kunis the cats of the world to discredit dogs darker and more cynical take on the Billy Bob Thornton as a drunken, and Channing Tatum are taking stabs and replace them in the affections of prostitution business before director foul-mouthed misanthrope who poses at the ridiculous dialogue. Kunis is the pet owners, and it is up to one clumsy Garry Marshall hopped on board and as a department store Santa in order to eponymous Jupiter, a cleaner in suburban pup to stop them. The story gave the script a Cinderella makeover. rob the shop on Christmas Eve, with the present-day who learns she is very, very silly, but also fast, funny With its Hollywood hooker meets help of his equally amoral, elf-sized is actually space royalty after Tatum’s and imaginative. It is all aimed fairly millionaire wheeler-dealer storyline, the sidekick (Tony Cox). All sense of political pointy-eared space soldier rescues her and squarely at a pre-teen audience, film established Julia Roberts as a bona correctness evaporates within seconds from space assassins. The batty plot although adults should be kept amused fide movie star and also helped to as the film gleefully sets out to offend tries to smother what kitsch pleasures by the clever special effects and James resurrect the then stalled career just about everybody. 2003, 15, 91MIN it has to offer. 2015, 12, 127MIN Bond-style spoofery. 2001, PG, 87MIN of Richard Gere. 1990, 15, 117MIN THRILLER ALSO ON WEDNESDAY COMEDY ALSO ON THURSDAY Blackhat My Big Fat Greek Wedding The 40 Year Old Virgin Single White Female Sky Crime & Thriller HD, 9pm 4 Sky Comedy HD, 6.20pm 4 Sky Comedy HD, 8pm 4 More>Movies (Movie Mix), 9pm 3 Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Nia Vardalos is otherwise engaged. Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● Bridget and Jennifer share and share alike. Once you have accepted Thor star Chris Quartet Following his success in the US version The Chronicles of Riddick BBC4 HD, 9pm 4 ITV4 HD, 10pm 3 Hemsworth as a computer hacker rather The show must go on. of The Office, Steve Carell consolidated Vin Diesel guards the galaxy. than a superhero, director Michael Sleepless in Seattle his position as one of America’s Trading Places Mann’s stylish cyber thriller will soon have Sky Christmas HD, 9.45pm 5 most likeable comedy actors as a Sky Christmas HD, 10pm 5 you gripped and intrigued. Hemsworth’s It’s a new dawn for Tom and Meg. fortysomething belatedly seeking to Eddie and Dan reverse their roles. convicted hacker becomes a player in Escape from Alcatraz divest himself of his virginity. The film Blitz Film4 HD, 11.10pm 4 Spike, 11.20pm 3 the film’s labyrinthine plot after being Clint Eastwood has a getaway plan… provides much amusement at the Jason Statham is no Dixon of Dock Green. temporarily sprung from prison to join a expense of preening masculine sexuality The Outlaw Josey Wales Love & Other Drugs joint Chinese-US task force that is striving Sky Action/Adventure HD, 12m’t 5 and laddish courtship rituals but, Film4 HD, 11.25pm 3 to catch the computer terrorist who has …and rides straight into trouble. beneath all the raunchy gags, it also Jake and Anne are addicted to each other. sabotaged a nuclear reactor in Hong ■ has something sensitive to say about the ■ Kong. 2015, 15, 133MIN Full listings start on p73 fragility of the male ego. 2005, 15, 116MIN Full listings start on p83

26 TV&Satellite Week Peter Dinklage play a traveller who befriended a wandering dog? Answer at bottom of page PAY-PER-VIEW HIGHLIGHTS Friday 11 December The pick of PREMIERE ‘Chewy, I can’t the week on see this Star Wars Sky Store and thing taking off’ Virgin Movies Ant-Man ★★★ Possessing a special suit that enables the wearer to shrink to the size of an ant seems a comically puny superpower to give a hero, yet ’s miniscule Ant-Man punches well above his weight - and so does this engaging Marvel Comics adventure. The film makes the Tom had always most of the humour inherent in wanted to holiday the scenario, although the plot is on the Isle of Man standard action fare. (12, 117min) ACTION THRILLER Inside Out ★★★★★ Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation CLASSIC ’s best film since Toy Story 3 Sky Store & Virgin Movies from Monday 4 and Up finds five personified Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● SCI-FI ADVENTURE emotions – Joy, Fear, Anger, Disgust and Sadness – living Tom Cruise’s fifth outing as daredevil spy Ethan inside an 11-year-old girl’s Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope head, guiding her feelings and Hunt delivers another hugely entertaining round Sky Star Wars HD, 9pm 5 processing her new memories. of white-knuckle thrills teetering on the edge of Sex ●●● Violence ●●● Language ●●● The film works as an engaging absurdity. With Alec Baldwin’s testy CIA chief adventure, packed with colour striving to disband the IMF, Hunt is on the trail Sky Movies temporarily launches the Star Wars channel in preparation for and incident, while also cleverly the new film, Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens, which is released in and humorously mapping out the of a shadowy organisation of renegade spies, cinemas on Thursday, 17 December. Here, the re-christened first Star Wars workings of the brain. (U, 102min) aided by Simon Pegg’s bungling sidekick Benji and by Rebecca Ferguson’s lithe and mysterious movie looks and sounds even better than it did when it was first released back Listen to Me Marlon in 1977, thanks to some enhanced special effects, but it is amazing how well ★★★★ femme fatale Ilsa Faust. 2015, 12, 131MIN the film’s matinee thrills and innocent romance compare with today’s more A riveting documentary delving into the personal archive of technically advanced sci-fi epics. 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115 BBC3 7.00 World’s Craziest… 7.30 Don’t Tell the Bride 8.30 Top Gear 9.30 Live at the Apollo 118 ITV2 5.50 Film: Lost in Space 8.20 Film: Part II 10.35 I’m a… 116 BBC4 7.00 Empire of the Seas: How the Navy… 8.00 Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen… 9.00 The Bridge 136 E4 7.00 8.00 Film: The Simpsons Movie 9.50 Gogglebox 107 SKY LIVING 7.00 Criminal Minds 8.00 CSI 9.00 Criminal Minds 108 SKY ATLANTIC 7.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.10 Ten Billion 110 CHRISTMAS GOLD 7.00 Wallace &… 7.30 Keeping Up… 8.10 My Family Christmas Special 9.15 9.55 111 DAVE 6.05 Film: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 8.20 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More Old News for You 119 ITV3 6.55 Doc Martin 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Foyle’s War 120 ITV4 7.00 : Texas 8.00 9.00 Film: Texas Killing Fields 112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 8.00 Live at the Apollo 9.00 Film: Not Another Teen Movie 114 SYFY 7.00 Film: Journey to the Center of the Earth 9.00 Film: The Vanishing 138 MORE4 6.20 Grand Designs 7.30 9.00 It Was Alright in the 1970s 10.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 113 UNIVERSAL 7.00 Law & Order: Trial by Jury 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10.00 Sleepy Hollow

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• Today’s red button sport coverage is listed 6.10am Race to Super Bowl 50 (S)(R) 6.00-9.25am CITV 6.10-7.25am The King of Queens (S)(R) in Sport on Other Channels, page 42 (HD) 7.00 FILM The Amazing Mr 9.25am ITV News (S) 7.25 The Grid (S)(HD) 7.55 Everybody Blunden (S) (1972, U, 95min) ★★★★★ 9.30 Murder, She Wrote (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Loves Raymond (S)(R) 9.00 The 6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 8.35 FILM Beverly Hills Chihuahua 10.25 Countrywise (S)(R)(HD) Morning Line (S)(HD) 10.00 10.00 Live (S)(HD) (S)(HD) (2008, U, 85min) ★★ 10.00 10.55 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) (S)(R) 11.00am-12.25pm The Big 11.30 Simply Nigella (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Ronnie’s Animal Crackers (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon ITV News (S) Bang Theory (Series 8) (S)(HD)(AD) 12.00noon BBC News (S)(HD) 11.00 The Wonder of Animals (S)(HD) 12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 12.25pm The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 12.10pm Football Focus (S)(HD) (AD) 11.30 Animal Park (S)(R) Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD) 12.55 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.00 LIVE Snooker: UK Championship 12.00noon My Life on a Plate (S)(R) 1.10 Judge Rinder (S)(R)(HD) 1.25 LIVE Racing Nick Luck presents Coverage of the opening semi-final from (HD)(AD) 12.45pm Len and Ainsley’s 2.15 Doc Martin (Series 3) (S)(R)(AD) coverage of today’s feature races from the Barbican Centre in York, as the Big Food Adventure (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.20 FILM E.T. The Extra Terrestrial Sandown Park and Aintree. (S)(HD) tournament widely regarded as the 2.15 FILM Saboteur Sci-fi fantasy starring Henry Thomas. (S) 4.00-6.05 Come Dine with Me second-most prestigious on the calendar thriller. (S)(HD) (1942, b/w, PG, 105min) (HD)(AD) (1982, U, 130min) ★★★★★ A carpenter hosts the first dinner party continues. Continues on BBC2. (S)(HD) ★★★★ 4.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets 5.30 Local News (S) in east . (S)(R)(HD) 4.25 An estate 4.30 Final Score Today’s results. (S)(HD) (S)(HD) 4.30 LIVE Snooker: UK 5.45 Catchphrase Celebrity Couples agent hosts in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 5.20 With Andy Championship Further coverage of the Special Eamonn Holmes and Ruth 5.00 The third dinner party in east Day, Ann Cleeves, Tom Rosenthal opening semi-final from the Barbican Langsford, Brian McFadden and Vogue Kent. (S)(R)(HD) 5.35 A dog-lover and Robert Peston. (S)(R)(HD) Centre in York. (S)(HD) 5.30 The Great Williams, and and Bob hosts a pink-themed dinner on the 5.50 BBC News (S)(HD) Pottery Throw Down (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Mortimer take part in the show. (S)(HD) fourth night in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) Saturday

NEW 9.05Casualty 2.15 Saboteur 3.20 E.T. The Extra Terrestrial 7.00 The Great Polar Bear Feast 6.00 Local News (S) 6 6.10 Celebrities 6.05 Come Dine with Me PM An Ab Fab-themed dinner party on Peter Ratcliffe, Jacqueline Gold, Jeff the fi nal night in east Kent. (S)(R)(HD) Salmon, Richard Farleigh, Saira Khan, 6.30 Dad’s Army Tim Campbell, Michelle Mone and Wilson struggles to get the platoon 6.30 News (S)(HD) Declan Curry take part in a business- out of the and on parade. (S)(R) 6.45 ITV News (S) themed edition of the . (S)(HD) 7.00 Strictly Come Dancing 7.00 LIVE Snooker: 7.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 7.00 NEW The Great 7 12/14. The six remaining couples UK Championship ’s Kaye Adams, football Polar Bear Feast PM take part in routines celebrating Hazel Irvine introduces coverage commentator Mark Bright, Olympic Documentary highlighting the highly musical numbers from the stage of the second semi-fi nal from the gold medal-winning ice dancer unusual annual gathering of polar and screen. (S)(HD) Barbican Centre in York, as the Jayne Torvill and Good Morning bears on the frozen shores of Barter ■ The results show can be tournament widely regarded as Britain presenter Richard Arnold Island off the Alaskan coast. (S)(HD) seen tomorrow at 7.20pm the second-most prestigious on take on The Chaser. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow on the calendar continues. With 8.00 Doctor Who commentary by Steve Davis, Ken 8.00 The X Factor 8.00 The World’s 8 SERIES FINALE Hell Bent: 12/12. Doherty and Stephen Hendry. (S)(HD) The contestants face the sixth set Weirdest Weather PM The Doctor faces a bittersweet of live performances, and with the Featuring icy waves in the homecoming as he engages his own fi nal looming on the horizon next Arctic, earthquakes in England, people in a struggle that will take weekend, the remaining acts must fl oods, exploding rocks and him to the very end of time itself. See be at the top of their game. (S)(HD) lights in the sky that coincide feature, page 6 (Series 9) (S)(HD)(AD) ■ The results show can be seen with seismic activity. (S)(HD)(AD) tomorrow at 8.00pm 9.00 FILM PREMIERE Non-Stop 9 9.05 Casualty Action thriller starring Liam Neeson PM Maybe This Year: Harsh conditions and Julianne Moore. An air marshal cause unions and divisions in Holby’s on a transatlantic fl ight searches for A&E department. (S)(HD)(AD) 9.30 I’m a Celebrity… a terrorist threatening to kill the Get Me Out of Here! passengers one by one. With Lupita Ant and Dec present the celebrity Nyong’o. (S)(HD)(AD) (2014, 12, 9.55 The National Lottery Live challenge and reveal who has The all-important numbers. (S)(HD) 130min) ★★★★ See review, page 23 10.00 QI XL fallen at the last hurdle. (S)(HD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● 10 10.05 BBC News (S)(HD) 2/16. Host quizzes ■ I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out PM , Ross Noble, Colin of Here Now! follows on ITV2 Lane and on the topic 10.25 Match of the Day of kit and kaboodle. (S)(R)(HD) Gary Lineker presents highlights 10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show of the latest Premier League 10.45 FILM Glory 8/11. Actors Burt Reynolds and Simon matches, including Manchester Historical drama about America’s fi rst Pegg join Jonathan in the studio. United v West Ham United, and black regiment, raised by the Union Plus, music by Coldplay. (S)(HD) 11.10 TFI Friday Guests include Kylie Minogue and Daniel Radcliffe. (S)(R)(HD) Chelsea v Bournemouth. (S)(HD) to fi ght in the Civil War. Stars Matthew ■ Repeated on Tuesday Broderick, Denzel Washington, 12.10am FILM The Descendants Followed by Lottery Update (S) Bittersweet comedy drama starring ■ Cary Elwes and Morgan Freeman. Match of the Day 2 can be ★★★★ 11.40 ITV News (S) George Clooney and Shailene Woodley. seen tomorrow at 10.30pm (S)(HD) (1989, 15, 115min) General knowledge quiz ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● 11.55 The Chase (S)(HD)(AD) (2011, 15, 120min) show hosted by . (S)(R) 2.10 Fargo (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.15 Hollyoaks 12.45am (S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.20 River Cottage 11.55 The Apprentice 9/12. The eight 12.40am FILM Come as You Are Belgian 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Jeremy Bites (S)(R)(HD) 5.35 Kirstie’s Vintage remaining candidates are challenged comedy drama starring Tom Audenaert takes his talk show stateside. (S)(SL)(R) Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.40-6.10am 1001 to work as estate agents. (S)(R)(HD) and Robrecht Vanden Thoren. 3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD) Things You Should Know (S)(R)(HD) ★★★ 12.55am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) Subtitled. (HD) (2011, 15, 105min) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT (HD) 1.00-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 2.25-6.15am Previews (S)(HD) +1hour 131 114 33 112 +1hour 135 143 HD 109 121

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(S)(HD) Banjo’s Secret Street Crew (S)(R) 4.30-5.20pm home-video footage, Results (S)(HD) Forged the Modern World 9.30 The Saturday Show Matt Barbet (HD)(AD) 8.00 Game Changers (S)(R) presented by Mr T. 2/4. explores how and present the topical 8.30 Football Freestyler (S)(R) 9.00 18th-century Britain rose to N. 7.30 Don’t Tell the Bride show with three celebrity guests. (HD) The Fantasy Football Club (R)(HD) naval supremacy. (HD)(AD) 11.30 FILM A Christmas Promise 10.00 Soccer AM NEW EDITION (HD) Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 A DJ plans an Ibiza-themed Drama starring Patrick Muldoon. 12.00noon The F1 Show Formula 5.00-5.20pm Final day for his bride-to-be, but 8.00 Britain’s Outlaws: (S)(HD) (2015, U, 105min) ★★ One news and highlights. Score from NI (S)(HD) a reluctance to shake off Highwaymen, Pirates 1.15pm FILM Hats Off to Christmas! 1.00pm Football’s Funniest Moments his city-boy roots are at and Rogues 2/3. Historian Saturday Seasonal romance with Haylie Duff. Comical incidents from the world of WALES odds with his future wife’s Sam Willis explores the golden (S)(HD) (2013, PG, 105min) ★★ Premier League football. (S)(R) Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 dreams of a country wedding. age of piracy during the early 3.00 FILM PREMIERE A Snow Globe 1.30-5.00 Back-to-back No variations 8.30 Top Gear Jeremy 18th century. (HD)(AD) Christmas Fantasy starring Alicia Witt. episodes, including at: 4.30 Holiday Clarkson tries out the Formula 9.00 The Bridge NEW (S)(HD) (2013, PG, 110min) ★★ Spectacular: The Planet Express crew BBC2 One-style Lotus T125 and an EPISODES 5/10. Saga and 4.50 FILM The Christmas Spirit celebrates a trio of holidays. (S)(R)(HD) updated version of the Jensen Fantasy starring Nicollette Sheridan, 5.00 Supergirl Red Faced: 6/13. 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The 12-18 Dec from the jungle, featuring place at Westcroft Leisure Centre Documentary following the work of uncut footage and interviews 9.50 Gogglebox Double bill. in Carshalton, Surrey. (S)(HD) Greater Manchester Police. (R)(HD) issue is still on with the celebrities. (HD) The households share their 12.00m’t Britcam: Emergency on sale – catch 11.35 The Keith Lemon Sketch opinions on what they are Our Streets (S)(R) 1.00am Britcam: it quickly – Show: Double bill. (HD) watching on television. (HD) 12.00m’t FILM Reservoir Dogs Emergency on Our Streets (S)(R) 12.35am Viral Tap (HD) 1.20 12.00m’t The Inbetweeners (AD) Quentin Tarantino’s violent crime 2.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response (S) the bumper Crazy Beaches (HD) 1.45 Totally 1.00am The IT Crowd (AD) thriller starring Harvey Keitel. (S) (R)(AD) 3.00 Stargate Atlantis (S) Christmas issue Bonkers 2.00 First Dates (HD) 3.00 (1991, 18, 105min) ★★★★ (R)(HD) 4.00 Stargate Atlantis (S) (HD) 2.10 Animal Practice Rules of Engagement (HD) 3.45 1.45am SuperCasino 3.10-4.50am (R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am Stargate will be in shops (HD) 2.30-2.40am Meghan The New Normal (HD) 4.30- Dino Autopsy: T-Rex (S)(R)(HD) Atlantis (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) on Tuesday 8th Trainor: The Hot Desk (HD) 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY December. SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1hour 177 155 44 128 +1hour 130 +1hour 180 116 27 114 +1hour 137 146 29 123

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor TV&Satellite Week 35 SATURDAY Entertainment SKY LIVING SKY ATLANTIC CHRISTMAS GOLD DAVE ITV3 ITV4 SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 SKY 108 SKY VIRGIN SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW SKY 119 VIR 117 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 120 VIR 118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 107/221 HD 111 HD 108/222 110 126 HD111 /246 HD 194 12 HD119 /263 HD 177 10 115 HD12 0 /268 HD 178 24 117 6.00am Cooks to Market 6.15 6.00am Friday Night Lights 7.00am Open All Hours 7.30 7.10am Red Bull Rampage (HD) 6.00am Judge Judy 6.20 6.00am Football’s Greatest: Bones 8.00 Million Dollar (HD) 7.00-9.00 Seinfeld: ’s TV Burp 7.55 8.00 (HD) Where the Heart Is 8.10 Diego Maradona (HD) 6.10 Listing: NYC (HD) 10.00am- Triple bill. (HD) 9.00am- The Green Green Grass 8.50 10.00 Red Bull X-Fighters A Christmas Carol 9.40 The (HD) 7.40 Motorsport 12.00noon Nothing to 2.00pm Star Trek: Enterprise: The Thin Blue Line 10.10 (HD) 11.00 Darling Buds of May (HD) UK (HD) 8.40 Bundesliga Declare: Four editions. Back-to-back episodes. (HD) Steptoe and Son 11.10 The (HD) 12.00noon Storage 10.50 Rosemary & Thyme Football Highlights (HD) 12.00noon Who’d Be a 2.00pm David Attenborough’s Two Ronnies Spectacle Hunters (HD) 12.30pm 12.55pm FILM Carry On 9.45 Alias Smith and Jones Billionaire (HD) 1.00pm Galapagos: A look at the 12.10pm Wallace & Gromit: The Money Pit (HD) 1.30 Screaming: Horror comedy 10.50 The Professionals 11.50 Million Dollar Listing: NYC unique species that live in A Grand Day Out 12.40 UK (HD) with Harry H Corbett, Jim Dale Pawn Stars (HD) 1.40pm (HD) 2.00 UK Border Force the isolated habitat. (HD) 1.15 My 2.30 Storage Hunters (HD) and Kenneth Williams. (HD) Storage Wars: New York (HD) 3.00 CSI (Series 4) (HD) 3.00-7.00 Blue Bloods: Back- Family Christmas Special 4.00 FILM Star Trek V: (1966, PG, 96min) ★★★★★ 2.45 FILM The Secret War of The Final Frontier (HD) 4.00-6.00 Nothing to Declare: to-back episodes, including 2.00 Only Fools and Horses 3.05 2.55 A Touch of Frost 5.00 Harry Frigg: Comedy starring (1989, PG, 100min) ★★ Back-to-back editions of at: 6.00 Secret Arrangements: Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.35 The Paul Newman. (HD) (1967, U) 6.05 FILM Star Trek VI: The : Now You See Him the series. Million 19/22. Danny is under Green Green Grass 4.30 The ★★ 6.00 Undiscovered Country (HD) (HD) 6.55 Doc Martin: Ever 5.00 The Car Chasers Dollar Listing: NYC (HD) investigation. (Series 4) (HD) Thin Blue Line 5.10 Steptoe After: 8/8. (Series 5) (HD) (HD) 6.00 (HD) and Son 6.10 Outnumbered (1991, PG, 109min) ★★★★

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Saturday 3.00 CSI10.10 Ten Billion 10.40 Absolutely Fabulous 8.20 Red Dwarf 6.55 Doc Martin 9.00 Texas Killing Fields 7.00 Criminal Minds 7.00 Without a Trace 7.00 Wallace & Gromit: FILM Star Trek VI: The Doc Martin 7.00 Storage Wars: Texas 7 The Fisher King – Part Two Families: 21/24. A Grand Day Out The Undiscovered Country (started at 6.55pm) The bidders compete for PM Two: 1/23. The team A father disappears while duo go to the moon. (fi lm started at 6.05pm) a furniture locker. (HD) continues to decipher attempting to prove the 7.30 Keeping Up SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 7.30 The bidders the clues the serial killer innocence of his son, a Appearances Hyacinth receive help from a is leaving. (Series 2) (HD) Death Row inmate. (HD) makes Richard dress famous cowboy. (HD) 8.00 CSI Merchants 8.00 The Season: 22/24. as Father Christmas. 8.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 River Monsters of Menace: 14/18. The team investigates Bantling Boy: Barnaby Jeremy Wade travels 8 8.10 My Family Christmas PM A body is found at a the disappearance of a investigates the death to to search Special Ben bemoans 8.20 Red Dwarf convention dedicated to college football coach of a racehorse trainer for a fi sh suspected of the fact that one day Rimmerworld: 5/6. serial killer memorabilia. who has recently been and suspects a family’s dragging a honeymooning of Christmas is bad Rimmer gets marooned (Series 15) (HD) fi red. (Series 2) (HD) troubled history holds bride to her death. (HD) enough without having for 600 years. (Series 6) the key to the mystery 9.00 Criminal Minds Target 9.00 Game of Thrones to endure the full 12. 9.00 Have I Got a Bit 9.00 FILM Texas Killing – until a second killing Rich: 7/22. JJ returns The Gift: 7/10. Jon More Old News for You Fields Crime thriller 9 9.15 Not Going Out makes him think again. PM from maternity leave prepares for confl ict, Lee plans to spend David Mitchell hosts the starring Sam Worthington in time to help search Sansa tries to talk to some time alone with topical quiz, with guest and Jeffrey Dean Morgan. for a missing college Theon, and Brienne waits Lucy at Christmas. panellists and In a story based on real student. (Series 11) (HD) for a sign. (Series 5) (HD) . (HD) events, a pair of chalk and 9.55 Only Fools and cheese cops investigate Horses Del and Rodney 10.00 Brothers Hotchner: 10.00 Hosted by 10.00 Foyle’s War a spate of killings in a are sick of Grandad’s 10 23/24. The Replicator 10.10 NEW Ten Billion Alexander Armstrong, Sunfl ower: A former small Texan town. (HD) cooking and TV circuses, PM targets a member of the Stephen Emmott with Josh Widdicombe Nazi working for MI5 (2011, 15, 104min) ★★★ team. (Series 8) (HD) presents a look at the so they put on their glad and . (HD) is murdered. (HD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● future of the planet. (HD) rags and have a night out. 11.00 Alan Davies: As Yet 10.40 Absolutely Fabulous Untitled (HD) 12.00m’t 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 11.45 How To Change The 11.55 French and Saunders FILM Wayne’s World: Comedy. 11.10 FILM We Were Soldiers: 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.00am World 1.45am Black Mass: 12.35am Not Going Out (HD) (1992, PG, 95min) 12.05am A Touch of Frost: True Vietnam War drama starring Elementary (HD) 2.00 Johnny Depp Special 2.00- 1.15 Absolutely Fabulous ★★★★ 2.00am Live at the Confessions: A murder case Mel Gibson. (HD) (2002, Grey’s Anatomy (HD) 4.00- 4.00 2.25 Outnumbered Electric (HD) 3.05-4.00am leads to Frost’s suspension. 15, 137min) ★★★ 1.55- 6.00am Sun, Sea and A&E 4.00-6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 3.00-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Red Bull Rampage (HD) 2.00-2.30am On the Buses 2.45am The Big Fish Off (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269 6.00-10.00am Nothing to 6.00-10.00am Monkey Life: 6.00-8.00am Nothing to 6.15am Real Rescues 7.35am Miss Marple 10.00 9.00am I Dream of NeNe: 6.00am The Encore Hour Declare: Back-to-back Back-to-back editions. Declare: Back-to-back 7.00am-12.30pm Judge John Deed The Wedding (HD) 10.00 9.00 Heartbeat 11.40 editions. 10.00am- 10.00am-2.00pm editions. 8.00am- MasterChef Australia: 12.00noon Dalziel & Don’t Be Tardy for the My Uncle Silas 12.30pm 3.00pm Animal 999: Nothing to Declare: 12.00noon 60 Minute Back-to-back editions. Pascoe: Great Escapes. Wedding: Double bill. Upstairs, Downstairs Back-to-back editions. Back-to-back editions. Makeover: Back-to-back (HD) 12.30-5.30pm 2.00pm The Doctor Blake (HD) 11.00 When Do 1.25 The Grand 2.25 The 3.00pm Nothing to Declare 2.00pm The F1 Show editions of the series. : Back-to-back Mysteries (HD) 4.00 You Get Off? (HD) Memoirs of Sherlock 4.00-7.00 Obese: A Year 3.00-7.00 Stargate SG-1: 12.00noon Nothing to episodes. 5.30 Nigella’s Judge John Deed 6.00 12.00noon Tamra’s OC Holmes (HD) 4.35 Agatha to Save My Life USA: Back-to-back episodes Declare 1.00pm The Christmas Kitchen Dalziel & Pascoe Wedding NEW EDITION Christie’s Poirot (HD) Back-to-back editions. of the drama. (Series 5) Dog Whisperer 3.00 7.00 Heston’s Fantastical 8.00 Jonathan Creek (HD) 1.00pm Seven 6.45 ’s 7.00 Obese: A Year to 7.00 Stargate SG-1 Last Customs UK 4.00-7.00 Christmas A festive The Problem at Gallows Days With… (HD) 2.00- Poirot The Mysterious Save My Life USA Stand: 16/22. (Series 5) Nothing to Declare: feast, including edible Gate – Part One: Klaus’s 7.00 Dinner Date: Back- Affair at Styles: One of Double bill of the series. 8.00 Dog the Bounty Back-to-back editions. decorations and a huge sister witnesses a murder. to-back editions. (HD) Hastings’ friends is 9.00 NY Med A patient Hunter Dog pursues 7.00 UK Border Force Christmas pudding. (HD) 9.00 The Doctor 7.00 Dinner Date (HD) murdered. (HD) with a tumour undergoes two court absentees. 8.00 Border Security: 8.00 Honey I Bought the Blake Mysteries 8.00 When Do You Get 9.00 Prey 1/3. Thriller high-risk surgery. 9.00 Ross Kemp on Canada’s Front Line House House-hunting All That Glitters: 9/10. Off? Fashion blogger starring John Simm. 10.00 Staff treat victims Gangs Ross investigates Double bill of the series. challenge show. (HD) A prospector is found Sophie goes on dates A detective is wrongly of a violent break-in. the Mungiki gang. 9.00 Coastline Cops 9.00 FILM The Matrix dead in a mineshaft. (HD) with four men. (HD) accused of the murders 11.00 Sexcetera: Double 10.00 Spartacus: War of 10.00 Police 10/7 Double Revolutions Sci-fi thriller 10.00 Someone’s Son, 9.00 Marriage Boot of his wife and son. (HD) bill. 1.00am Eurotrash: the Damned Separate bill of the series. starring Keanu Reeves, Someone’s Daughter: Camp: Reality Stars 10.00 2/3. Reinhardt The Sexy Bits 1.30 Inside Paths: 8/10. Spartacus’s 11.00 Britcam: Emergency Laurence Fishburne and 10/10. The only female A shocking recording receives a tip-off about Spearmint Rhino 2.00 men reach a critical on Our Streets 12.00m’t Carrie-Anne Moss. (HD) doctor at Ballarat prompts Kendra Wilkinson Farrow’s location. (HD) Red Shoe Diaries 2.30 juncture. (Series 4) Most Shocking 1.00am (2003, 15, 129min) ★★★ Hospital is found to threaten to divorce 11.00 Prey: 3/3. (HD) Most Shocking 3.30 11.15 Road Wars 11.45 Road Wars 2.00 24: Live 11.35 World’s Most hanged. (Series 1) (HD) Hank Baskett. (HD) 12.05am Eternal Law Most Haunted Extra 4.00 Black Mass: Johnny Depp Another Day 3.00 Police Talented (HD) 12.35am 11.00 Murdoch Mysteries: 10.00 Big Rich Texas (HD) 1.05 Scott & Bailey Sing Date: Double bill. Special 12.00m’t Forever: 10/7 4.00 UK Border Grimm: Double bill. (HD) Double bill. (HD) 1.05am Double bill. (HD) (HD) 3.05 Monroe 5.00-6.00am Psychic Double bill. 2.00am Force 5.00-6.00am 2.10-3.00am Katherine Taggart 3.00-4.00am 11.55pm-12.50am The (HD) 4.00-6.00am Sally: On the Road Road Wars: Double bill. Sixth Sense with Colin Fry Mills: Mind Games (HD) Diagnosis Murder Jeremy Kyle Show USA The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG 4.00-6.00am UK +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 Border Force: Double bill. 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

36 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 5 December Saturday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am The Middle (HD) 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Gadget Man (HD) 6.00am Battle Creek (HD) 8.00-11.00am Monk: Triple bill. 6.00am Highlights 10.30 8.35 Undateable (HD) 9.00 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 The 9.35 Kirstie’s Vintage Gems 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 (HD) 11.00am-4.00pm Cirque du Soleil: Fire Within Friends: Double bill. (HD) Librarians (HD) 12.00noon (HD) 9.55 FILM Thunder Major Crimes (HD) 10.00am- NCIS: Back-to-back episodes 11.00 Inside the Actors Studio: 10.00 Epic Meal Empire (HD) FILM Star Trek The Motion Bay: Adventure starring James 2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back of the drama. (Series 9) (HD) Bruce and Laura Dern (HD) 10.30 Frankenfood (HD) Picture: Sci-fi adventure. (HD) Stewart. (HD) (1953, U, episodes. (Series 1) (HD) 4.00-7.00pm The Mentalist: 12.00noon Hey, Boo: Harper 11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) (1979, U, 132min) ★★★ 102min) ★★★ 12.00noon- 2.00-5.00pm Law & Order: A Dozen Red Roses: 19/23. Lee and To Kill a Mockingbird 12.00noon Bob’s Burgers 3.00pm FILM Airplane vs 2.40pm Four in a Bed (HD) Triple bill, including at: 4.00 The detectives stage a sting (HD) 1.30pm Les Patineurs (HD) 1.00pm Lip Sync Battle Volcano: Disaster drama with 2.40pm FILM It’s a Wonderful Bling: 18/22. (Series 17) (HD) operation. (HD) 5.00 Red (HD) 2.00 Sarah Brightman: (HD) 1.30 The Middle (HD) Dean Cain and Robin Givens. Life: Frank Capra’s fantasy 5.00 NCIS: The Good Sauce: 20/23. A former Symphony in Vienna 2.00-5.30 Friends (HD) (HD) (2014, 15, 91min) ★ drama starring James Stewart. Samaritan: 14/23. (HD) 6.00 Mafioso is killed in a suspected 3.40 Classical Destinations 5.30 FILM The SpongeBob 5.00 FILM 100 Million BC: (HD) (1946, b/w, U, 125min) Enigma: 15/23. Gibbs’s former Mob hit. (HD) 6.00 Miss Red: (HD) 3.45 National Trust: ★★★★★ 5.15 Kirstie’s 21/23. The team suspects a National Treasures (HD)

SquarePants Movie: Animated Sci-fi adventure with Michael commanding officer goes Saturday adventure based on the TV Gross and Christopher Atkins. Homemade Christmas (HD) Awol after being accused con woman of murdering a 5.00 Landscape Artist of show. (2005, U, 87min) ★★★ (HD) (2008, 15, 85min) ★ 6.20 Grand Designs (HD) of murder. (Series 1) (HD) businessman. (Series 1) (HD) the Year (HD) 6.00 Exhibition on Screen (HD)

5.30The SpongeBob… 11.10 Infestation 9.55 Thunder Bay 2.00 Law & Order 4.00 The Mentalist 8.30 Discovering: Iron… 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 FILM Journey to the 7.00 Law & Order: Trial 7.00 The Mentalist The pranksters must Center of the Earth by Jury Baby Boom: Blood Brothers: 22/23. 7 complete a series of Adventure based on Jules 5/13. A nanny ends up A teenager at a school PM bizarre gestures. (HD) Verne’s classic story, 7.30-9.00 Father Ted in court charged with for troubled youngsters 7.45 South Bank 7.30 Hidden camera starring Rick Schroder Ted is punched by the death of the child is found beaten to Masterclasses: practical joke show. (HD) and Victoria Pratt. A group actor Richard Wilson. she was caring for. (HD) death in a forest. (HD) Tracey Emin (HD) 8.00 Live at the Apollo of adventurers discovers 8.00 Mrs Doyle wins a 8.00 Pattern of Conduct: 8.00 Red John’s Footsteps: 8.00 Discovering: Stand-up comedy from a mysterious land full competition to meet 6/13. Kibre prosecutes a 23/23. The murder of a Black Sabbath The rise the Hammersmith of prehistoric creatures. a famous singer. basketball star accused 19-year-old girl bears of Black Sabbath. (HD) 8 Apollo, where host Sean With Peter Fonda. (HD) of murdering his the hallmarks of Red PM ★★ 8.30 A smooth-talking 8.30 Discovering: Lock introduces a set (2008, PG, 90min) priest offers Ted a once- mistress, but struggles to John. Guest stars Geoff A profi le SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● by . (HD) in-a-lifetime opportunity. secure a conviction. (HD) Pierson. (Series 1) (HD) of Iron Maiden. (HD) 9.00 FILM Not Another 9.00 FILM The Vanishing 9.00 It Was Alright in the 9.00 Law & Order: 9.00 Family Guy Peter 9.00 Iron Maiden – Teen Movie Comedy Suspense thriller starring 1970s A look back at Special Victims Unit and Quagmire form a Rock in Rio A 2001 starring Chyler Leigh, Jeff Bridges, Kiefer ideas conveyed about Justice Denied: 17/23. An musical partnership. (HD) concert by the British 9 Chris Evans and Sutherland, Nancy Travis society, sex and national attempted rape bears the 9.30 Brian discovers that heavy-metal band, PM Jaime Pressly. (HD) and Sandra Bullock. (HD) stereotypes in TV shows telltale signs of a sexual the cure for cancer is performing hits including (2001, 15, 89min) ★ (1993, 15, 110min) ★ from the 1970s. (HD) predator. (Series 13) (HD) being kept secret. (HD) Wicker Man, Run to the SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Hills, The Trooper and The 10.05 8 Out of 10 Cats 10.00 Sleepy Hollow The 10.00 American Dad! With 10.40 NEW Seann Walsh Live: Evil That Men Do to a Seann To Be Wild (HD) Does Countdown With Art of War: 7/18. A more Kim Kardashian. (HD) 250,000-strong crowd. Bill Bailey, dangerous evil force is 11.40 Lip Sync Battle (HD) 11.10 FILM Infestation: Horror 10.30 American Dad! (HD) 10 12.10am ’s thriller.. (HD) (2009, 15, and . (HD) unveiled. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 Family Guy (HD) PM Stand Up Central (HD) 93min) ★★★ 1.10am FILM 11.00 How to Get Away with 12.00m’t Robot Chicken 12.40 Impractical Jokers: Avalanche Sharks (HD) Murder (HD) 12.00m’t Law (HD) 12.15am Aqua Teen Double bill. (HD) 1.40 (2013, 15, 82min) ★ 3.00 11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does & Order: Special Victims Unit Hunger Force (HD) 12.30 South Park (HD) 2.10 Bob’s Fact or Faked: Paranormal Countdown (HD) 12.15- (HD) 1.00am Law & Order: Black (HD) 1.00 Family 11.00 Download Festival 2015 Burgers (HD) 3.10 Broad Files (HD) 4.00-6.00am 1.50am Father Ted 1.50 Trial by Jury (HD) 2.00 Guy (HD) 2.00 American (HD) 1.30am Deep Purple City (HD) 3.30-5.00am FILM 500 MPH Storm (HD) Gadget Man (HD) 2.20- White Collar (HD) 4.00- Dad! 3.00 Family Guy (HD) Rises Over Japan (HD) 2.10 Two and a Half Men (HD) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 3.55am The Returned (HD) 6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 4.00-5.00am American Dad! Birthday (HD) 3.15 Sensitive SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN Skin (HD) 5.00-6.00am +1 hour 127 133 +1 hour 194 136 +1 hour 139 196 125 +1 hour 150 138 +1 hour 165 158 The South Bank Show (HD) CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 8.30am The Key of David 7.30am Tomorrow’s World 9.00am Undercover 9.00am Access 9.15 My 9.00am Access 9.10am- 6.00am FILM One 7.00am Birds of a Feather 9.00am-2.00pm CSI: 8.00 FILM At the Mercy Boss USA (HD) 10.00 Name Is Earl 9.55 FILM 1.10pm Scrubs 1.10pm Christmas: Festive drama. 7.30-11.30 Lovejoy: Back-to-back episodes of a Stranger: Crime Location, Location, Fantastic Voyage: Thriller. FILM The Princess Bride: (1994, PG, 97min) ★★★ Back-to-back episodes of of the drama. (Series 5) drama with Joanna Kerns. Location 12.00noon (1966, U) ★★★★ 11.55 Fantasy adventure spoof. 8.00am-1.00pm Little the drama. 11.30 Sharpe 2.00pm The High (1999, 12, 83min) ★★ Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) FILM The Duel at Silver (1987, PG, 98min) ★★★★ House on the Prairie: 1.30pm The Last Detective Chaparral 4.00 Father 10.00am-3.00pm The 2.00pm Undercover Creek: Western. (1952, U, 3.05 FILM Cheaper by the Back-to-back episodes. 3.00 Death in Paradise Dowling Mysteries 6.00 District: Back-to-back Boss USA (HD) 3.00 77min) ★★ 1.35pm Dozen 2: Comedy sequel. 1.00pm FILM A Grandpa (Series 1) 4.00 Dalziel Bonanza (Series 4) episodes. 3.00pm Taxi Food Unwrapped FILM Gunfight in Black (2006, PG, 94min) for Christmas: Comedy & Pascoe 5.50 Sharpe 7.00 Bonanza Elegy for a 4.00-7.00 Judge Judy: (HD) 3.30-6.00 Horse Canyon: Western. ★★★★ 5.00 FILM drama. (2007, U, 100min) 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries Hangman: 17/34. A man Back-to-back editions. Four in a Bed: Back- (1961, PG, 100min) ★★ 2012: Disaster thriller. ★★ 3.00 FILM Annie The Kissing Bandit: forces the reopening of 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy to-back editions. (HD) 3.30 FILM Showdown: (2009, 12, 151min) ★★ Claus is Coming to Town: 12/13. A dashing man a murder case. (Series 4) Back-to-back editions 6.00 Undercover Boss Western. (1963, b/w, PG, 8.00 FILM Christmas Drama. (2011, U, 87min) robs banks to give money 8.00 The Defenders of real-life small-claims USA (HD) 7.00 The 79min) ★★ 5.15 FILM with the Kranks Festive ★★★ 5.00 FILM The to the poor. (Series 4) Nevada v Wayne: 12/18. cases presided over Secret Life of 6 Year Olds The Saga of Hemp comedy with Tim Allen Christmas Gift: Drama. 9.00 Death in Paradise Nick defends a man by former New York (HD) 8.00 The World’s Brown: Western drama. and Jamie Lee Curtis. (1986, U, 97min) ★★ 6/8. A local diver is accused of sexual assault. judge Judy Sheindlin. Most Famous Train (1958, U, 80min) ★★ (2004, PG, 99min) ★ 7.00 FILM Ebbie found dead in shallow 9.00 Bad Girls Do or Die: 9.00 Ringer Let’s Kill (HD) 9.00 Obsessive 7.00pm-12.00m’t NCIS: 10.05 FILM The Green Contemporary version waters. (Series 1) 6/16. Helen informs Bridget: 19/22. Bridget Compulsive Cleaners: Los Angeles Deliverance: Hornet Fantasy action of A Christmas Carol, 10.20 Jonathan Creek the lifers they will be decides to testify against A man who cleans his 10/24. 8.00 Disorder: comedy starring Seth starring Susan Lucci. The Eyes of Tiresias: moving to single cells. Bodaway Macawi. kitchen twice a year. (HD) 11/24. 9.00 Overwatch: Rogen, Jay Chou and (1995, PG, 100min) ★★ A widow steeped in 10.05 The Great Escape: 10.00 If You’re Just an 10.00 24 Hours in A&E: 12/24. 10.00 Archangel: Cameron Diaz. (2011, 9.00 FILM No One Would classical mythology is 7/16. A film crew arrives Evil B**** Then Get Over It: A mechanic is crushed 13/24. 11.00 Lock-up: 12, 118min) ★★★ Tell Fact-based drama alarmed to discover at Larkhall to make a 20/22. Bridget admits to against a wall. (HD) 11.05 14/24. (Series 2) 12.35am American Horror with Candace Cameron. her nightmares predict documentary. (Series 3) Machado she believes Embarrassing Bodies 12.00m’t CSI: NY: Story: Murder House: Do (1996, 15, 96min) ★★ impending murders 11.10pm-2.25am Bad Andrew tried to kill her. 12.05am The Murder Double bill. 1.55am 2.20 Ridiculousness NEW 11.00 FILM This Child is in vivid detail. Guest Girls: Triple bill. 2.25am 11.00pm-1.55am Sex and Detectives (HD) 3.10 The CSI: Miami: Double bill. EDITIONS Double bill. Mine: Courtroom drama. stars Rebecca Front. Gunsmoke: The Last the City: Back-to-back World’s Most Famous 3.45-4.00am Access 3.45-4.00am Access (1985, PG, 95min) ★★ 11.40 The Last Detective Apache: Western. 4.10- Train (HD) 4.05-5.05am episodes. 1.55am Ringer +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT 1.00-3.00am Roots: 1.10am Sharpe (Series 4) 6.00am The Defenders 3.50-5.00am Taxi Four Rooms (HD) 219 154 130 190 132 The Gift: Racism drama. 3.15-4.00am Lovejoy

TV&Satellite Week 37 SATURDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made: Double 6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. 8.00am (HD) 8.00am Storage Wars: Double 6.05am Wainwright Walks 9.00am David Attenborough’s bill. 7.00-9.00 How It’s Made: (HD) 7.00-9.00 The Zoo: 10.00 Stephen Hawking’s bill. (HD) 9.00 Storage Wars: 6.30-9.00 Who Do You Natural Curiosities (HD) Dream Cars: Back-to-back Back-to-back editions. (HD) Science of the Future 11.00 Best of Jarrod and Brandi Think You Are? Triple bill. 9.30am-2.30pm The Life of editions. (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ 9.00am-6.00pm Animal Cops Car SOS: A Ford Cortina. (HD) (HD) 9.30 Storage Wars (HD) 9.00 A History of Ancient Birds: Back-to-back editions. Loud: Double bill. (HD) Detroit: Back-to-back editions 12.00noon Cabin Fever (HD) 10.00 (HD) Britain 11.00am-2.00pm 2.30-4.00pm David 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double of the series, including at: 1.00pm Ice Road Rescue: 12.00noon WWII: Countdown to Victory: Attenborough’s Natural bill. (HD) 1.00pm Manhunt 4.00pm The investigators Double bill. (HD) 3.00 (HD) 1.00pm Swamp Triple bill of the series. Curiosities: Triple bill, including with Joel Lambert (HD) 2.00 help a dog with no shelter. Icebreakers – Arctic Giants People: Double bill. (HD) 2.00pm Rome’s Lost Empire: at: 3.30 Animals able to Mythbusters (HD) 3.00 Arctic 5.00 The investigators find 4.00 Crossing the Ice (HD) 3.00-6.00 Storage Wars: Rome – What Lies Beneath expand their bodies. (HD) Rescue: Double bill. (HD) a dog entangled in wire. 5.00 Back-to-back editions. (HD) 4.00-6.00 Keeping Up 4.00-7.00 The Life of Birds: 5.00 Treasure Quest: Snake 6.00pm My Cat from Hell: (HD) 6.00 Tim Shaw’s 6.00 Pawn Stars: A Dukes Appearances: Triple bill. 6.00 David Attenborough’s study of Island (HD) 6.00 Predator: Helping a woman who Engineering Adventure: of Hazzard toy collection. The Life of Mammals: David the world’s birds. 5.00 The Joel Lambert encounters has suffered abuse from Engineering feats between (HD) 6.30 A Space 2005 Attenborough examines mechanics of flight. 6.00 The lions in eastern Zambia. (HD) her cat for 13 years. (HD) Sheffield and Loch Ness. (HD) wristwatch radio. (HD) the world of rodents. strategies used to find food.

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Yellowstone Park. 8.00 Running Wild with 8.00 Treehouse Masters 8.00 Drain the Bermuda 8.00 Leepu & Pitbull 8.00 Exploring the world 8.00 How winged 8 Bear Grylls Kate Winslet Pete Nelson builds a Triangle An exploration The duo bid to turn a of omnivores, revealing carnivores use their PM and Bear tackle Wales’ treehouse with a rope of the 450,000 square Japanese junker into a their myriad talents in adapted senses to locate Snowdonia Mountains bridge and hidden mile area of ocean, head-turning American the wild and how some an array of vulnerable and go swimming in compartments. (HD) using sonar data to muscle car. (HD) species have made their creatures, including tiny an icy ocean. (HD) ‘drain’ the sea. (HD) homes in cities and towns. voles and fl amingos. 9.00 Nazis On Drugs 9.00 River Monsters 9.00 Warlords of Ivory 9.00 Storage Wars 9.00 Wild Caribbean The 9.00 David Attenborough’s 9 Making use of reports Angler Jeremy Wade Bryan Christy presents Jarrod and Brandi effects of the region’s Natural Curiosities PM that suggest the Nazi investigates the stories a report on the ivory make a lucky bid. (HD) powerful hurricanes Revealing the top speed war machine may have behind supposedly trade, and how it is being 9.30 Barry discovers the on the islands’ wildlife, of a cheetah. (HD) been fuelled in part by deadly freshwater used to fund terrorist personal possessions including how reefs 9.30 How some animals abuse of narcotics. (HD) creatures. (HD) organisations. (HD) of a rap magnate. (HD) benefi t from destruction. can make tools. (HD) 10.00 Codes and Conspiracies: 10.00 Mountain Monsters: The 10.00 $400 Million 10.00 Storage Wars: Best of 10.00 a journey from 10.00 David Attenborough’s 10 The role of brothels as team suspects a reptoid may Emerald Mystery The Jarrod and Brandi: A special the rainforests of Panama Natural Curiosities: As PM hot-beds of religious and be on the loose. (HD) 11.00 edition of the show revisiting shown at 3.30pm. (HD) political scandal. (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops Detroit 12.00m’t battle for ownership of Jarrod and Brandi’s best to the coral Barrier 10.30pm-3.25am The Life Racing Extinction (HD) Treehouse Masters (HD) the Bahia Emerald. (HD) moments. (HD) 10.30pm- Reef of the Americas. of Birds: Back-to-back 1.00am Running Wild with 1.00am River Monsters (HD) 2.00am Storage Wars: editions of the series. Bear Grylls: As 8.00pm. (HD) 2.00 Sharkbite Beach (HD) 11.00 Time : Double Back-to-back editions 3.25-4.40am David 2.00 Nazis On Drugs (HD) 3.00 Wildest Indochina bill. 1.00am China’s Grand of the reality series. (HD) Attenborough’s Natural 3.00 Codes and Conspiracies (HD) 3.50 Rat Busters NYC Canal: A Photographer’s 2.00am Storage Wars: Best Curiosities: Triple bill of the (HD) 3.50 Storage Wars (HD) 4.40 Groomer Has It Journey (HD) 2.00 Survive of Jarrod and Brandi (HD) 11.00 Raiders of the Lost Past series. (HD) 4.40 The Life Canada (HD) 4.40-6.00am (HD) 5.30-6.00am the Tribe: Double bill. (HD) 2.30-5.00am Storage Wars: 12.00m’t The Joy of Disco of Birds 5.30-6.00am How It’s Made: Triple bill. Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) 4.00-5.00am Car SOS (HD) Back-to-back editions. (HD) 1.00-3.00am Nuremberg Forecasting the End (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Ultimate Warfare: 6.00am Highlights 11.00 8.00am Destination 6.00am-7.00pm Fantom 6.00am The Draft 6.55 7.00am Crime Stories 8.00am-2.00pm America’s Double bill. 8.00-11.00 Outrageous Acts of Psych Wild: (HD) Works: Back-to-back The Americans on D-Day (HD) 8.00am-7.00pm Book of Secrets: Top Tens: Triple bill. 12.00noon-7.00pm 10.00 Destination editions of the series. 8.15 The Americans on Fatal Vows: Back-to- Back-to-back editions. 11.00am-2.00pm World World’s Strangest: Wild: Colombia (HD) 7.00-11.00pm Fantom Hell’s Highway 9.30 The back editions. (HD) 2.00-7.00pm Ancient War II in Colour: Triple bill. Back-to-back editions. 12.00noon Destination Works The owner of DRS Americans in the Bulge 7.00pm Fatal Vows An Impossible: Back-to-back 2.00-4.00pm Off the 7.00 How Stuff’s Made Wild: Indonesia (HD) FantomWorks Daniel 11.30am-3.10pm Islam: obsessive husband. (HD) editions of the series. Rails: Back-to-back 8.00 How Do They Do It? 2.00pm Fish Warrior (HD) Short and his team aim Empire of Faith: Triple bill. 8.00 Evil Up Close 7.00 Ancient Impossible editions. 4.00 Titanic: Making cricket bats. 4.00 Wild Australia (HD) to transform a 1970 3.10pm The Draft 4.30 The life and crimes of Examining how oil was The Aftermath 6.00 Al 8.30 Powerboats. 6.00 Outback Wrangler: Chevelle by making it The Americans on D-Day Irish Roman Catholic obtained from the ground Murray’s Road to 9.00 Deep-sea rescues. Double bill. (HD) handicapped accessible. 5.40 The Americans on priest Ivan Payne, without modern drills. 7.00 Churchill and Me 9.30 Finding truffles. 7.00 Outback Wrangler 8.00 The owner of a Hell’s Highway 6.55 The who was convicted of 8.00 Jaws: The Inside A monsoon is fast Hugh Dennis explores 10.00 Ghost Asylum NEW 1965 Ford Mustang has Americans in the Bulge molesting children. (HD) Story The success of the approaching. (HD) what EDITION The team hunts big plans that exceed his 8.50 The Draft The history 9.00 Friends and family 1975 , which means to people today. 7.30 The giant crocodile budget, and a 1951 of compulsory military of rapist Antoni Imiela for the spirits of pirates. evades Matt Wright’s broke all existing box 8.30 Fred Dibnah’s Age of Studebaker truck is service in America, offer an insight into 11.00 Project Afterlife traps again. (HD) office records at the Steam The development transformed into a from the origins of his private life. (HD) time and made director NEW EDITION 12.00m’t 8.00-11.00 World’s of steam power. premiere show vehicle. conscription to its peak Steven Spielberg a star. Explosions Gone Wrong Deadliest Animals 10.00 Mind of a Murderer 9.00 1.00am Timebomb 9.00 Daniel and the in the Vietnam War. Killer Willie Trottie talks 10.00 WWI: The The predators of the team attempt to convert The Gulf War battle 2.00 Megaquake: Asia-Pacific region. (HD) 10.00 Burger Town to criminal psychologist First Modern War a 1966 Volkswagen of 73 Easting in 1991. Hour That Shook Japan 9.00 The most dangerous A look at the hamburger’s Dr Michelle Ward. (HD) Game-changing weapons 10.00 A surprise attack in 3.00 Cruise Ship creatures of Asia. (HD) Beetle, but trouble with history, chronicling how 11.00 Homicide Hunter that were introduced the 1973 Yom Kippur War. Disaster: Inside the 10.00 The Amazon’s most its owner causes delays. it became America’s (HD) 12.00m’t Evil Up during the conflict. 11.00 Aircraft Stories Concordia 3.50 Iceland dangerous animals. (HD) 10.00 Daniel and the most popular fast food. Close (HD) 1.00am 11.00 WWI’s Tunnels of 1.00am Egypt Unwrapped Volcano: The Next 11.00pm-2.00am Caught team aim to restore 11.15pm-2.35am Islam: Mind of a Murderer (HD) Death: The 3.00-5.00 Off the Rails: Eruption 4.40 Explosions in the Act: Triple bill. (HD) a 1964 Impala that Empire of Faith: Triple bill. 2.00 Homicide Hunter 12.00m’t The X-Files: Four editions. 5.00- Gone Wrong 5.30- 2.00am Destination has seen better days. 2.35am Burger Town (HD) 3.00-4.00am Double bill. 2.00am 6.00am Great Planes 6.00am Invention Nation Wild: Brazil (HD) 3.00- 11.00pm-6.00am Fantom 3.35 The Draft 4.35 Unusual Suspects (HD) WWI: The First Modern Works: Further back-to- +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00am Destination Burger Town 5.35- +1 hour SKY War 3.00-5.00am 536 263 557 260 Wild: Colombia (HD) back editions of the series. 6.00am Hell on Hooves 554 Jaws: The Inside Story

38 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 5 December Saturday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00-9.00am Hospital Sydney: 7.00am Escape to the Country 6.00am Highlights 11.00 7.00pm FILM Mad Money: 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00-9.00am Community Triple bill of the series. 8.00 Flog It! 9.00am- Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Heist comedy starring Diane 7.00 9.00am-12.00noon Ghost 9.00am-12.00noon 1.00pm Escape to the Odyssey: Xmas Special (HD) Keaton, Queen Latifah and 8.00 Custom My Ride Hunters 12.00noon A MasterChef Australia: Triple Country: Back-to-back 12.00noon Rick Stein’s Food Katie Holmes. (2008, 12, 9.00 Treehouse Masters Monster Christmas 1.00pm bill of the series. 12.00noon editions of the series. Heroes Christmas Special 104min) ★★★ 9.00 FILM 10.00am-9.00pm Bear FILM Christmas Is Here Country House Rescue 1.00pm Nigel Slater’s Christmas 1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 Love Money Train: Action comedy Grylls: Escape from Hell: Again (2007, U, 74min) ★★ 1.00-7.00pm Homes Under the Place You’re In 3.00- Suppers (HD) 2.00 Nigel starring Wesley Snipes Back-to-back editions. 2.40 FILM A Christmas Tail the Hammer: Back-to-back 6.00 Escape to the Country: Slater’s Simple Christmas (HD) and Woody Harrelson. 9.00pm Rhino Wars: (2012, U) ★★ 4.25 FILM editions, including at: 5.00 Triple bill of the series. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern (1995, 18, 110min) ★★ Battleground: The US Red Dog (2011, PG, 88min) Lucy Alexander and Martin Odyssey: Xmas Special (HD) 6.00 DIY SOS: Nick Knowles 11.00 FILM Clerks: Kevin military comes to the aid ★★★ 6.15 Sony Movie News Roberts explore properties in 4.00 Rick Stein’s Food Heroes and the team visit Lake Smith’s cult comedy of endangered rhinos in Extra 6.25 FILM A League , Canterbury and Christmas Special 5.00 Nigel Como in to help a starring Brian O’Halloran South Africa. 10.00 Sinister Their Own: Comedy drama. Saturday Wales. 6.00 Visits to Devon, Slater’s Christmas Suppers couple who are confined to and Jeff Anderson. (1994, Ministers: Collared 11.00 (1992, PG, 124min) ★★★★ Berkshire and Cheshire. one floor of their new home. (HD) 6.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple Christmas (HD) b/w, 18, 92min) ★★★★ 12.00m’t 9.00 FILM Swinging with the 12.50am FILM Jay and Monsters Inside Me Finkels: Romantic comedy. Silent Bob Strike Back: 1.00am (2010, 15, 84min) ★ 10.45 Comedy directed by and 2.00 Custom My Ride FILM Vampire in Brooklyn starring Kevin Smith. 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark (1995, 15, 101min) ★★ (2001, 18, 104min) ★★★ 3.50 The Garage 4.40 12.50am Ghost Hunters 1.50 2.55-5.30am Cleaners: American Chopper 5.30- Ghost Hunters International Back-to-back episodes. 6.00am Mystery Hunters 3.30-4.00am Will & Grace CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 8.00Hospital Sydney 7.00 DIY SOS 5.00 Nigel Slater’s… SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Cowboy Builders & 7.00 Homes Under the 7.00 DIY SOS The team 7.00 Rick Stein’s Far 9.00am Rapid Response 7.00am Tia and Tamera Bodge Jobs 10.00 Can’t Hammer Lucy Alexander works on an unfi nished Eastern Odyssey: 10.00am-3.00pm Judge 8.00 News 9.00 Giuliana Pay? We’ll Take It Away and Martin Roberts bungalow extension. Xmas Special The chef Judy: Back-to-back editions. and Bill 10.00am-3.00pm 11.00 Police Interceptors: explore properties 7.30 The team renovates demonstrates what to 3.00pm Dog and Beth: Kourtney & Kim Take New Special Edition 12.00noon in Stoke-on-Trent, a lounge for a woman in do with leftovers On the Hunt: Double bill. York: Back-to-back editions. Berkshire and Devon. Bradford, West Yorkshire. at Christmas. (HD) 5.00-7.00 The Super: 3.00-6.00pm Kourtney and 1.00-3.55pm Bar Rescue Back-to-back editions. Kim Take Miami: Triple bill. 3.55 Access 4.00-7.00 8.00 Hospital Sydney 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big 8.00 Rick Stein’s Food 7.00-9.00 Cops: Back-to- 6.00 Keeping Up with the Police Interceptors: Triple bill. A would-be football Build Children in Need Heroes Christmas back editions of the series. Kardashians 7.00 News 7.00 UK’s Strongest Man player’s ambitions are special from 2011. The Special Rick searches for 9.00 Ice Cold Killers: 8.00 Keeping Up: 2015: Action from the final of put on hold while she team renovates the festive food from across Examining murders in Alaska. Kardashian Family Rules the annual contest. 8.00 10.00 Nowhere to Hide: 8.30 Kourtney & Kim Spike Fight Night: Action has a knee operation. Norris Green Youth the UK, including turkey, Following New York private Take New York 9.00 The from a recent boxing bout. Centre in Liverpool. salmon, ham and goose. investigator Steven Rambam. Royals 10.00 Botched 10.30 FILM Blitz: British crime 9.00 Untold Stories of 9.00 Escape to the 9.00 Nigel Slater’s 11.00 Caught on Camera: 11.00 News 12.00m’t Keeping thriller starring Jason Double bill. Extreme Up with the Kardashians Statham. (2011, 18, 97min) the ER A doctor has to Country Jules Hudson Christmas Suppers The situations. 1.00am Ice Cold 1.00am Sex with Brody ★★★ 12.30am Football get a patient drunk in a meets a Maidenhead food writer creates meals Killers 2.00 Nowhere to Hide 1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 League Tonight 2.00 Police bid to save his life. couple who want to from Christmas dinner 3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters News 4.30-5.00am Interceptors: Special Edition downsize to a smaller leftovers, ensuring nothing 5.10-6.00am Cheaters Celebrity Style Story 2.30-3.00am Cops house in Lincolnshire. goes to waste. (HD) CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 Nigel Slater’s Simple 10.00 Hoarding: Buried 10.00 Melissa Porter SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, Alive The hoard goes house-hunting for a Christmas (HD) 11.00 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 amassed by the lead couple relocating from Odyssey: Xmas Special (HD) 6.00-9.00am Ninja Warrior: 7.00am-12.00noon Pawn 6.00-10.00am Toddlers & singer of a rock band. Surrey to east Devon. 12.00m’t Rick Stein’s Food Back-to-back editions. Stars: Back-to-back editions. Tiaras: Back-to-back editions. Heroes Christmas Special 9.00 TNA Xplosion 10.00 (HD) 12.00noon-3.00pm (HD) 10.00am-4.00pm Extreme Couponing: Back- 1.00am Nigel Slater’s Videogame Nation 10.30 : Back-to- to-back editions. (HD) 4.00- 11.00 Hospital Sydney: Double 11.00 Escape to the Country Christmas Suppers (HD) 2.00 Knightmare 11.00 Fort back editions. (HD) bill. 1.00-3.00am Extreme 1.00am Ty Pennington’s Boyard 1.00-3.00pm Strike It 3.00-9.00pm Judge Judy: 6.00pm Say Yes to the Dress: Home Shopping 5.00 Jimmy’s Back-to-back editions. (HD) Couponing: Back-to-back British Adventure 2.00- Christmas Food Factory (HD) Lucky: Back-to-back editions. Back-to-back editions. (HD) editions. 3.00-6.00am 4.00am Love the Place 5.30-6.00am Rachel’s 3.00-5.30 Catchphrase: 9.00 Storage Wars: New York: 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Hospital Sydney: Triple bill. You’re In: 48 Hours Favourite Food for Friends Back-to-back editions. 5.30 Double bill. (HD) 10.00 The Big Day (HD) 7.00 I’m Strike It Lucky 6.00-9.00 : The New Kids Having Their Baby (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN 8.00 My Strange Addiction +1 hour 285 +1 hour +1 hour Bullseye: Back-to-back on the Block tour coincides 241 244 282 243 279 (HD) 9.00 Hoarding: Buried editions. 9.00 Stars in Their with Mark’s publicity Alive (HD) 10.00 The SHED REALLY Eyes 9.55 Family Fortunes push in New York. (HD) Day I Almost Died (HD) 10.55 Catchphrase 10.30 Donnie Loves Jenny: 11.00 Sex Sent Me to the ER SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 11.55 The Chase USA Jenny settles into the new (HD) 12.00m’t My Strange 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 12.55-3.10am Deal or No family home. (HD) 11.00pm- Addiction (HD) 1.00am Deal: Triple bill. 3.10 Stars 2.30am Hardcore Pawn: Hoarding: Buried Alive (HD) 6.00am Fishing Heaven Fishing 6.00am Amazing Wedding 6.00am One Born Every in Their Eyes 4.05 Fifteen Back-to-back editions. (HD) 2.00 The Day I Almost Hell 7.00-10.00 Fishing Cakes 7.00-9.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute 7.00 Home Shopping to One 5.05-6.00am 2.30-5.00am Pawn Stars: Died (HD) 3.00-6.00am on the Edge 10.00am- Minute Meals: Back-to-back 8.00-12.00noon Traffic Cops Family Fortunes: Double bill. Back-to-back editions. (HD) Extreme Couponing (HD) 2.00pm Thinking Tackle editions. 9.00 Pioneer Woman 12.00noon-4.00pm 2.00pm The Great Rod Race 10.00am-12.30pm Cooking DIY SOS: The Big Build: EXTRA 3.00-6.00 The Greater Christmas with Matt and Lisa: Back-to-back editions. COMEDY CENTRAL QUEST TRUTV Rod Race 6.00 Fishing Back-to-back editions. 4.00-7.00pm Fantasy SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 Heaven Fishing Hell 12.30pm Nigella Bites Homes by the Sea: Triple bill. 9.00-10.30am Two and a Half F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am-4.00pm Psychic 7.00-10.00 Fishing on the Christmas Special 1.30 John 7.00 Escape to the Country Men: Triple bill. 10.30am- 6.00am John Wilson’s Dream Detectives: Back-to-back Edge Fishing for huge bronze and Edd’s Christmas Bakes From Northamptonshire. 1.00pm The Middle: Fishing 7.00 Down on the editions. 4.00pm The Great whaler sharks in Namibia. 2.00 Barefoot in London 8.00 Traffic Cops Dealing Back-to-back episodes of the Farm 8.00 Tommy Walsh’s Christmas Light Fight: 7.30 Angling for cod 3.00-7.00 Man v Food: with deaths on the road. series. 1.00pm Pets Make Eco House 9.00 The Tree Double bill of the series. You LOL 1.30 Deal with It Team 10.00 Salvage Hunters in the Channel. Back-to-back editions. 9.00 Why Planes Crash 6.00-8.00 Caught Red 7.00 Man v Food A large 2.00 Epic Meal Empire 11.00 Battle Castle with Dan Handed: Back-to-back 8.00 A remote angler’s Helicopters are the choice Snow 12.00noon Gold Rush paradise near the Isles of Scilly. milkshake in St Louis. 2.30-6.30 Impractical Jokers: re-enactments of shoplifting vehicle for remote rescues Back-to-back editions. 6.30 1.00pm Chasing Classic Cars 8.30 Angling for bass off 7.30 A spicy ramen made crimes. 8.00 Fear Thy and rapid responses. However, Impractical Jokers US 7.00- 2.00 Wheeler Dealers Jersey’s south-east coast. with 10 different chillies. they have their own dangers. Neighbour: Double bill. 9.00 Friends: Back-to-back Revisited 3.00-6.00 Wheeler True tales of nightmare 9.00 Angling for pike 8.00 Save My Bakery 10.00 UFOs Declassified episodes. 9.00 Impractical Dealers: Back-to-back and carp on the fly. 9.00 Fast Food Gone Global An investigation into the Jokers US 9.30 South Park editions of the series. 6.00 living next door. 10.00 Stranger In My 9.30 Henry Gilbey samples International food chains Roswell incident in 1947. 10.00pm-1.00am Friends: Gold Rush 7.00 Salvage light-tackle wreck fishing. selling their goods in America. 11.00 Embarrassing Bodies: Back-to-back episodes of Hunters 8.00 Murder Shift Home: Real-life stories of 10.00 Thinking Tackle Danny 10.00 Restaurant Stakeout Teen Special 12.00m’t Fat the sitcom. 1.00am Kevin 9.00 Forensic Detectives mystery and suspense. Fairbrass and the team share Willie helps to save struggling Girls and Feeders 1.00am Bridges Live in Glasgow 2.00 10.00 The Making of the 11.00 Cold Justice: Sex Crimes carp fishing tips and tactics. restaurant Junction 46. Paranormal Witness 2.00 Live 3.05 Alan Mob 11.00 Couples Who Kill 12.00m’t-5.00am Crime 11.00pm-2.00am Thinking 11.00pm-3.00am Diners, Home Shopping 4.00 Dr G: Carr Live: Spexy Beast 3.50 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives Stories: The truth behind Tackle 2.00am The Great Drive-Ins and Dives: Medical Examiner 4.45 One South Park 4.15 Sir Leslie 2.00am The Tree Team 3.00 intriguing real-life cases. Rod Race 3.00-5.30 Back-to-back editions. Born: What Happened Next? Quint: A Life in Film 4.20- Down on the Farm 4.00- 5.00-6.00am Psychic 6.00am The King of Queens 6.00am Desert Car Kings Detectives: Double bill. The Greater Rod Race +1 hour SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am Helicopter 5.30-6.00am Model Mania 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 6.00am Confessions of a Teenage 6.25am The Mask 8.15 A Christmas 6.00am X-Men 7.55 X2 10.15 6.20am Son of the Pink Panther Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 8.15 Drama Queen 7.40 Disney’s Carol 10.05 The Grinch X-Men: The Last Stand 12.15pm 8.05 Coneheads 9.40 The Extraterrestrial 10.15 Ghosthunters Dumbo 8.55 The Muppet 12.00noon Lego DC Comics Super X-Men: Days of Future Past As Waterboy 11.20 The 40 Year Old on Icy Trails 12.00noon Shelby Christmas Carol 10.35 Winnie the Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro 9.00pm. 2.30 X-Men Fantasy Virgin As 8.00pm. 1.20pm Romy Family adventure starring John Paul Pooh 11.50 Frozen Sing-A-Long League 1.00pm The Lego Movie adventure starring Patrick Stewart. and Michele’s High School Reunion Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ Version 1.40pm Disney’s Dumbo 2.55 Charlie and the Chocolate (S) (2000, 12, 104min) ★★★ Comedy. (1997, 15, 91min) ★★★ 1.45pm Maleficent Special 2.15 3.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol Factory 5.00 The Grinch Comic 4.30 X2 Fantasy adventure sequel 3.00 Boat Trip Comedy. (S) (2002, Cake As 10.00pm. 4.15 Taken 3 Comedy. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ fantasy. (S) (2000, PG, 101min) ★★ starring Patrick Stewart. (S) (2002, 15, 93min) ★ 4.40 Good Luck – Extended Cut As 8.00pm. 6.15 4.30 Tangled Animated musical. (S) 7.00 Lego DC Comics Super 12, 133min) ★★★★ 7.00 X-Men: Chuck Comedy starring Dane Cook. Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Family (2010, PG, 100min) ★★★★ 6.20 Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro The Last Stand Sci-fi action sequel (S) (2007, 15, 99min) ★ 6.25 The adventure starring Anke Engelke and The Lion King Animated adventure. League Animation with the voice of starring Patrick Stewart and Halle Waterboy Comedy starring Adam Milo Parker. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ (S) (1994, PG, 88min) ★★★★★ Nolan North. (2015, U, 49min) ★★★ Berry. (S) (2006, 12, 104min) ★★★ Sandler. (S) (1998, 12, 90min) ★★

Saturday 10.00Cake 8.00 Frozen: Sing-A-Long… 9.50 A Christmas Carol 2.30 X-Men 8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 8.00 Taken 3 – Extended Cut 8.00 Frozen Sing-A-Long 8.00 The Lego Movie Animated X-Men: The Last Stand 8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 8 Action thriller sequel starring Version Animated musical comedy featuring the voices (fi lm started at 7.00pm) Comedy starring Steve Carell PM Liam Neeson. Ex-CIA agent featuring the voice of Kristen of Chris Pratt and Elizabeth SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● and Catherine Keener. The Bryan Mills fi ghts to clear Bell. An orphaned princess Banks. An ordinary man workers in an electrical his own name after being runs away after her magic living in a city made of the shop set out to coach their framed for his ex-wife’s murder. powers throw her kingdom into construction toy is mistakenly inexperienced 40-year-old With Forest Whitaker, Maggie eternal winter and her sister chosen to save the world. (S) 9.00 X-Men: Days of Future colleague in the art of 9 Grace and Famke Janssen. goes on a quest to fi nd her. (S) (2014, U, 100min) ★★★★ Past Superhero adventure seduction. With Paul Rudd. (S) PM (S) (2014, 15, 110min) ★★ (2013, PG, 108min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● sequel starring Hugh Jackman. (2005, 15, 116min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Wolverine is sent back in SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● time to change history and 9.50 White Fang Adventure 9.50 A Christmas Carol Charles prevent a war that has 10.00 Cake Drama starring set in the Alaskan gold rush, Dickens’s famous festive tale devastated the world. With 10.00 The Opposite Sex 10 Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick starring Ethan Hawke and starring George C Scott. Miserly Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Comedy starring Mena Suvari PM and Sam Worthington. (S) Klaus Maria Brandauer. (S) Ebenezer Scrooge comes to and Geoff Stults. A lawyer ★★ Fassbender and James McAvoy. (2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ (1990, PG, 109min) learn the true meaning of (S) (2014, 12, 131min) ★★★★ and a divorcee set each SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Christmas. With Frank Finlay. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● other a series of challenges, (1984, U, 100min) ★★ with forfeits to be paid for 11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● ★ ★★ failure. (2014, 15, 93min) 11 (S) (2014, 15, 98min) 11.40 White Fang 2: The Myth of the SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM 1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark White Wolf Adventure starring Scott ★★★ 11.45 The Harry Hill Movie Comedy Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) Bairstow. (1994, U, 102min) ★★ co-written by and starring Harry 11.15 R a g e Crime thriller starring 11.40 Borat! comedy. 3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 1.30am Tron: Legacy Sci-fi adventure Hill. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ Nicolas Cage. (2014, 15, 94min) ★★ (S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★★ Adventure, as shown at 6.15pm. sequel starring Jeff Bridges. (S) 1.25am The Mask Fantasy comedy 1.00am Blade Action adventure 1.10am Deuce Bigalow: European 5.00 Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies (2010, PG, 125min) ★★★ with Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz. chiller starring Wesley Snipes. (S) Gigolo Comedy starring Rob Special A look at the historical thriller. 3.45 Sky comedy. (S) (S) (1994, PG, 101min) ★★★★ (1998, 18, 121min) ★★★ Schneider. (S) (2005, 15, 83min) ★ 5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of (2005, PG, 100min) ★★★ 3.20 Charlie and the Chocolate 3.10 The Outlaw Josey Wales 2.40 Austin Powers in Goldmember Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 5.30-6.00am The Good Dinosaur: Factory Tim Burton’s fantasy. (S) Western starring Clint Eastwood. Comedy. (S) (2002, 12, 93min) ★★ ★★★★ ★★★★★ +1hour SKY VIRGIN Sky Movies Special A look at Pixar’s (2005, PG, 115min) (1976, 18, 130min) 4.30-6.05am Son of the Pink Panther 302 402 animated prehistoric adventure. 5.30-6.00am Rio 2 Special 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special Comedy. (1993, PG, 89min) ★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 433 HD 304/331 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 7.10am The Book Thief 9.30 6.00am Invasion of the 6.10am Kung Fu 8.15 The (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am MegaFault 9.50 7.00am The Christmas Card American Sniper 11.45 The Body Snatchers 7.25 Harry First Texan 9.50 The Savage Horror Highlights 10.00 9.00 The Christmas Shoes 9.00am A Christmas Snow Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies Potter and the Prisoner of Guns 11.30 The Sheepman Hercules: The Legendary 11.00 A Hobo’s Christmas 11.10 Christmas in the Clouds Special 12.15pm The Azkaban 9.50 Harry Potter 1.10pm Protocol 3.00 King Journeys 11.00 The Lost 1.00pm The Christmas Card 1.05pm Sony Movie News Boxtrolls 2.00 Sherlock and the Goblet of Fire Solomon’s Mines Adventure. World 3.00pm Nightscream Drama starring John Newton. Extra 1.15 Christmas Holmes As shown at 8.00pm. (1950, U, 102min) ★★★★ Chiller. (1997, 15, 120min) ★★ (2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 12.25pm The Top Ten Show Drama. (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 4.15 Wild Wild West Western 2015 12.40 Harry Potter 5.00 Tarzan’s Greatest 4.50 Age of the Dragons 3.00 A Christmas Visitor 3.05 Home for Christmas adventure comedy. (S) and the Philosopher’s Stone: Adventure Jungle adventure. Action fantasy starring Danny Melodrama starring William Drama. (1990, U, 96min) ★★ (1999, 12, 106min) ★ 6.15 Extended 3.30 Harry Potter (1959, PG, 90min) ★★ Glover. (2010, 12, 90min) ★ Devane. (2002, PG, 100min) 5.10 The Shadow Riders The Boxtrolls Stop-motion and the Chamber of Secrets: 6.40 Taras Bulba Historical 6.45 Summer of Fear ★★ 5.00 Last Christmas Western starring Tom Selleck. animated fantasy. (S) Extended 6.35 Harry Potter epic starring Yul Brynner. Horror mystery starring Linda Festive drama starring Ray (1982, PG, 95min) ★★★ (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ and the Prisoner of Azkaban (1962, U, 124min) ★★ Blair. (1978, PG, 100min) ★★ Winstone and Pauline Quirke. 8.00 Sherlock Holmes Action 9.00 Harry Potter and the 9.00 Dirty Harry Thriller 7.10 Saints and Soldiers: 8.50 Horror Highlights 7.00 Christmas in Canaan adventure starring Robert Goblet of Fire Fantasy starring Clint Eastwood. Battle of the Tanks World 9.00 The Dentist Horror Festive family drama with Billy Downey Jr and Jude Law. (S) adventure based on JK (1971, 18, 103min) ★★★★★ War Two drama with K Danor thriller starring Corbin Ray Cyrus and Jaishon Fisher. (2009, 12, 128min) ★★★★ Rowling’s novel, with Daniel 10.55 The Hangover Dark Gerald and Adam Gregory. Bernsen and Linda Hoffman. (2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 10.15 American Sniper Biopic Radcliffe and Rupert Grint. (S) comedy with Bradley Cooper. (2014, 12, 91min) ★★ (1996, 18, 88min) ★★★ 9.00 Christmas Every Day starring Bradley Cooper. (S) (2005, 12, 157min) ★★★ (2009, 15, 99min) ★★★★ 9.00 Age of Heroes World War 10.50 Diary of the Dead Fantasy comedy starring Bess (2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★ 11.40 The Top Ten Show 2015 12.50am The Dead Pool Two action thriller starring Horror starring Michelle Armstrong and Erik Von 12.30am The Calling Crime 11.55 Harry Potter and the Thriller with Clint Eastwood. Sean Bean and . Morgan and Josh Close. Detten. (1996, U, 89min) ★★ thriller with Susan Sarandon. Philosopher’s Stone: (1988, 18, 91min) ★★ (2011, 15, 89min) ★★★ (2007, 18, 91min) ★★★★ 11.00 The Year Without a (S) (2014, 15, 106min) ★★ Extended Version Fantasy 2.35 The Sergeant Drama 10.55 Dead Birds Horror 12.45am Crawl Or Die Horror Santa Claus Festive comedy 2.30 with a adventure starring Daniel starring Rod Steiger. thriller with Henry Thomas. starring Nicole Alonso, Torey starring John Goodman. Vengeance Action thriller Radcliffe and . (1968, 15, 107min) ★★★ (2004, 15, 87min) ★★★ Byrne and Tommy Ball. (2006, U, 85min) ★★ sequel starring Bruce Willis. (2001, PG, 161min) ★★★★ 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film 12.45am Hollow Man II (2014, 18, 90min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons (S) (1995, 15, 128min) ★★★ 2.55-6.00am Harry Potter Directors With Rob Cohen. Thriller starring Christian 2.35 The Loved Ones Horror 3.00 Little House on the 4.50-6.20am Alexander and and the Chamber of 5.00-6.50am Protocol Slater. (2006, 15, 88min) ★★ thriller starring Xavier Samuel. Prairie Double bill. the Terrible, Horrible, No Secrets: Extended Version Comedy starring 2.35 The Caine Mutiny (2009, 18, 84min) ★★★ 5.00-7.00am Moonlight and Good, Very Bad Day Family Fantasy adventure sequel Hawn. (1984, PG, 91min) ★★ Court-Martial Military drama. 4.10-4.30am Horror Highlights Mistletoe Festive family comedy with Ed Oxenbould. starring Daniel Radcliffe. (1988, PG, 100min) ★★★ drama starring Tom Arnold. (S) (2014, PG, 81min) ★★★ (2002, PG, 176min) ★★★★ SKY VIRGIN 5.00-6.00am Providence SKY VIRGIN (2008, PG, 88min) ★★ +1 hour 318 417 +1 hour 320 202

40 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 5 December Saturday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY SCI-FI/HORROR SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 309/336 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 311 /339 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 6.00am Ain’t Them Bodies Saints 7.15am I’ll Be Home for Christmas 6.00am Oculus 7.50 The Martian: 6.45am Next Goal Wins 8.30 ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 7.45 Bonnie and Clyde 9.45 After 8.45 Saving Santa 10.15 Mickey’s Sky Movies Special 8.20 The Before Sunrise 10.15 Before ■ Films start at 11.00am the Sunset 11.30 The Bank Job Twice Upon a Christmas 11.30 Giver 10.00 The Maze Runner Sunset 11.45 A Bridge Too Far 1.30pm RocknRolla As 9.00pm. Miracle on 34th Street 1.30pm 12.00noon The Matrix As 9.00pm. 2.45pm Million Dollar Baby 11.00am The Three Stooges 1.00pm 3.30 After the Sunset Comedy Bad Santa As shown at 8.00pm. 2.20pm The Top Ten Show 2015 Oscar-winning boxing drama. (S) Rat Race Comedy. (S) (2001, 12, thriller. (S) (2004, 12, 97min) ★★★ 3.15 Saving Santa Animated comedy. 2.35 Jaws Monster thriller. (S) (2004, 12, 132min) ★★★★★ 112min) ★★★ 3.10 The Cat Returns 5.15 The Italian Job Classic crime (S) (2013, U, 90min) ★ 4.45 (1975, 12, 125min) ★★★★★ 5.00 A Fistful of Dollars Spaghetti (Dubbed) Japanese animated caper starring Michael Caine. (S) Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas 4.45 Transformers: Age of Extinction Western starring Clint Eastwood. fantasy. (S) (2002, U, 75min) ★★★ (1969, PG, 100min) ★★★★★ 7.00 Animated yuletide tales. (S) (2004, Special 5.15 The Giver Sci-fi (1964, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 6.45 4.45 The Rocketeer Fantasy The Bank Job Crime thriller starring U, 68min) ★★★ 6.00 Miracle adventure. (S) (2014, 12, 97min) ★★ For a Few Dollars More Spaghetti adventure. (S) (1991, PG, 108min) Jason Statham and Saffron Burrows. on 34th Street Fantasy remake. 7.00 The Maze Runner Adventure. Western starring Clint Eastwood. ★★★★ 6.55 One Day Romantic

(S) (2008, 15, 107min) ★★★ (S) (1994, U, 114min) ★★★★ (S) (2014, 12, 110min) ★★★ (S) (1965, 15, 128min) ★★★★ drama. (S) (2011, 12, 107min) ★★★★ Saturday

9.00RocknRolla 4.45 Mickey’s Twice Upon a… 7.00 The Maze Runner 5.00 A Fistful of Dollars 11.10 Stoker The Bank Job 8.00 Bad Santa Black comedy The Maze Runner For a Few Dollars More One Day (fi lm started at 7.00pm) starring Billy Bob Thornton as (fi lm started at 7.00pm) (fi lm started at 6.45pm) (fi lm started at 6.55pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● a foul-mouthed department SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM store Santa whose seasonal job is a cover for his true vocation as a safecracker. With Tony Cox. 9.00 RocknRolla Guy Ritchie’s (S) (2003, 15, 91min) ★★★★ 9.00 The Matrix Sci-fi action 9.00 The Good, the Bad 9.00 Immortals Epic action crime starring SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● thriller starring Keanu Reeves, and the Ugly Sergio Leone’s adventure based on Greek 9 Gerard Butler, Tom Wilkinson Laurence Fishburne and classic set mythology starring Henry Cavill PM and Thandie Newton. Two Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer during the American Civil War. and Mickey Rourke. A young East End crooks trigger a feud 9.45 Trading Places Comedy hacker learns that he is Stars Clint Eastwood, Lee peasant goes into battle against between a London crime boss starring Dan Aykroyd and Eddie destined to save humanity from Van Cleef and Eli Wallach. (S) an evil king. With Freida Pinto. and a Russian mobster. With Murphy. A stuffy fi nancier is enslavement by a network of (1966, 15, 155min) ★★★★★ (S) (2011, 15, 110min) ★★★ Mark Strong and Idris Elba. forced to swap places with artifi cially intelligent computers. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10 (S) (2008, 15, 114min) ★★ a fast-talking hustler. (S) (S) (1999, 15, 136min) ★★★★ PM SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (1983, 15, 116min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.00 The Usual Suspects Thriller with Gabriel Byrne and . 11.30 Oculus Horror starring Karen 11 A group of conmen plan a heist only 11.45 I’ll Be Home for Christmas Gillan. (S) (2014, 15, 103min) ★★★ 12.00m’t Raging Bull Martin PM to learn they are being manipulated. ★★★★★ Festive comedy with Jonathan Taylor 1.20am All Cheerleaders Die Scorsese’s biopic of boxer Jake (S) (1995, 18, 105min) Thomas. (1998, PG, 85min) ★★ starring Caitlin LaMotta, starring . (S) 11.10 Stoker Sensual horror thriller. 12.55am Assassin Thriller starring 1.20am Almost Christmas Comedy Stasey. (S) (2013, 15, 89min) ★★★ (1980, b/w, 18, 119min) ★★★★★ (S) (2013, 18, 94min) ★★★★ Danny Dyer. (S) (2014, 15, 78min) ★ drama with Paul Giamatti and Paul 3.05 Dawn of the Dead Remake of 2.10am A History of Violence 1.10-4.00am The Girl Who Kicked 2.30 American Heist Crime drama Rudd. (S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ the 1978 George A Romero horror Thriller starring Viggo Mortensen. The Hornet’s Nest Swedish crime starring Adrien Brody and Hayden 3.15 Trading Places As 9.45pm. movie. (S) (2004, 18, 100min) ★★★ (S) (2005, 18, 96min) ★★★ thriller, the final part in the trilogy. Christensen. (2014, 15, 94min) ★★ 5.15-7.00am Holiday Inn Musical 5.00 The Martian: Sky Movies Special 3.50-5.30am The Skeleton Twins Subtitled. (2009, 15, 146min) ★★ 4.15-6.10am The Italian Job Classic comedy starring Bing Crosby. (S) 5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of Offebeat comedy drama starring Bill +1hour SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT crime caper, as shown at 5.15pm. (1942, b/w, U, 101min) ★★★★ Extinction Special With Alex Zane. Hader. (S) (2014, 15, 91min) ★★★ 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am Santa’s Summer 7.00am Christmas Miracle 6.00am The Whip Hand 7.45 6.05pm Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered 10.05pm The Green Hornet 5★ ★★★ House 11.00 A Christmas 9.00 Back to Christmas Robinson Crusoe 9.35 Country Dave Sci-fi. (HD) ★★★★ 10.30pm Blitz Spike ★★★ Tail 12.50pm Sony Movie 11.00 Spirit of Christmas Pacific Inferno 11.25 The 6.25pm A League of Their Own SonyTV News Extra 1.00 Santa 1.00pm PREMIERE Last Blitzkrieg 1.10pm The 10.45pm Glory BBC2 (Scot/Wales: 11.45pm) Sporting comedy drama. ★★★★ Historical drama. (HD) ★★★★ with Muscles Festive family Christmas Wish Drama. Bridge World War Two drama. ★★★ comedy. (1996, U, 97min) ★ (2007, PG, 88min) ★★ (1969, PG, 105min) ★★ 7.00pm Mad Money AMC 10.45pm Vampire in Brooklyn SonyTV ★★ 3.00 Elf-Man Festive family 3.00 PREMIERE Once Upon a 3.15 What a Carve Up! Comedy 7.00pm Journey to the Center of the Earth 11.10pm We Were Soldiers ITV4 (HD) ★★★ Syfy Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★ comedy. (2012, U, 83min) Holiday Romantic drama. chiller. (1961, b/w, U, 88min) 11.10pm Infestation Syfy (HD) ★★★ 4.55 The Pickwick Papers (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ ★★ 5.05 24 Hours to Kill 8.00pm The Simpsons Movie E4 Animated 12.00m’t Reservoir Dogs Channel 5 ★★★★ Vintage 5.00 PREMIERE Charming Thriller. (1965, U, 94min) ★★ comedy adventure. (HD) ★★★★★ 12.00m’t Wayne’s World Dave (HD) ★★★★ starring James Hayter. Christmas Festive drama. 6.55 Tracker Action drama. 8.00pm Christmas with the Kranks 5★ ★ (1952, U, 115min) ★★★★ (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ (2010, 12, 101min) ★★★ 12.10am The Descendants Channel 4 8.20pm Back to the Future Part II ITV2 Bittersweet comedy drama. (HD) ★★★★ 7.10 The Christmas Clause 7.00 PREMIERE A Rodeo and 9.00 Daylight Robbery Time-travel adventure. (HD) ★★★ 12.40am Come as You Are BBC2 (Not Scot/ Drama with Lea Thompson. Juliet Christmas Drama Heist thriller starring Geoff 9.00pm Non-Stop Channel 4 (HD) ★★★★ Wales) Comedy drama. Subtitled. (HD) ★★★ (2008, PG, 90min) ★★ starring Tim Abell and Krista Bell and Vas Blackwood. A 9.00pm Texas Killing Fields ITV4 (HD) ★★★ Allen. (2015, PG, 88min) ★★ group of England football fans 1.10am Avalanche Sharks Syfy (HD) ★ 9.00 A Perfect Day Family 9.00pm Money Train AMC ★★ drama starring Rob Lowe. 9.00 Action plan to ram-raid a London 4.00am 500 MPH Storm Syfy (HD) ★★ (2006, PG, 91min) ★ comedy starring Arnold bank, using a trip to a World 9.00pm Not Another Teen Movie Comedy ★ 10.55 An Evergreen Christmas Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. Cup match as their alibi. Central Teen romance spoof. (HD) Drama. (2014, PG, 98min) ★★ (1996, PG, 89min) ★★ (2008, 15, 98min) ★★★ 9.00pm Swinging with the Finkels SonyTV ★ 1.00am One Bad Christmas 11.00 An En Vogue Christmas 11.00 Incubus Horror thriller 9.00pm The Vanishing Syfy (HD) ★ Comedy with Omar Gooding. Festive drama starring Terry starring Tara Reid, Russell (2012, 12, 91min) ★★ Ellis. (2014, U, 90min) ★★ Carter and Monica Dean. ★ 2.55 The Light Before 1.00am Gifts for Christmas (2005, 15, 84min) Christmas Animated fantasy. Festive drama starring Marla 12.40am Vampire Bats Sci-fi (2007, U, 28min) ★★★ Sokoloff and Mark Webber. horror thriller sequel starring 3.35-6.00am Force 10 from (2010, U, 85min) ★★ Lucy Lawless and Dylan Neal. ★★ Navarone Adventure sequel. 3.00-5.00am The Christmas (2005, 15, 85min) (1978, 12, 118min) ★★ Hope Festive family drama 2.25-4.00am Cloud Dancer starring Madeleine Stowe. Drama with David Carradine. SKY (2009, PG, 90min) ★★ (1980, PG, 92min) ★★ +1 hour 324

(S) Subtitles (SL) Signing TV&Satellite Week 41 SATURDAY Sport 5 December SKY SPORTS 1 SKY SPORTS 2 SKY SPORTS 3 SKY SPORTS 4 SKY SPORTS 5 EUROSPORT 1 EUROSPORT 2 SKY 402 VIRGIN 512 SKY 403 VIRGIN 513 SKY 404 VIRGIN 514 SKY 405 VIRGIN 515 SKY 406 VIRGIN 516 SKY 410 VIRGIN 523 SKY 411 VIRGIN 524 HD 402/409 HD 502 HD 403/435 HD 503 HD 404/436 HD 504 HD 405/439 HD 505 HD 406/440 HD 506 HD 410/412 HD 521 HD 411/443 HD 522 6.00am Football Gold (HD) 6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 5.00am LIVE HSBC 6.00am Australian PGA 6.00am Good Morning 6.00am Luge (HD) 6.45 6.15am WATTS 7.15 7.00 Barclays Premier India v South Africa: Day Sevens World Series: Championship Golf (HD) Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 Ski Jumping (HD) 7.45 Snooker: UK League Legends (HD) three of the fourth and The Dubai Sevens: 8.00 LIVE Nedbank WWE – Smackdown LIVE Nordic Combined Championship (HD) 7.30 Barclays Premier fi nal Test at the Feroz Coverage of the second Golf Challenge: Coverage (HD) 11.00 Time Skiing: The World Cup 9.00 Ski Jumping (HD) League Preview (HD) Shah Kotla in Delhi. (HD) day of the fi rst round of the third day at the of Our Lives (HD) meeting in Lillehammer, 9.30 Motorcycle Live 8.00 Game Changers 12.00noon Cricket’s of the season, held at Gary Player Country 12.00noon Gillette . 9.00 LIVE Show 2015 (HD) (HD) 8.30 Barclays Greatest (HD) the Sevens Stadium Club Course in Sun City, Soccer Saturday Jeff Cross-Country Skiing: The 10.30 Superbikes: Premier League Preview in the United Arab South Africa, where Stelling and guests World Cup meeting from MotoAmerica (HD) 11.30 (HD) 9.00 The Fantasy 1.00pm Tennis Action Emirates, featuring the Danny Willett was preside over the day’s Lillehammer, Norway. Macau Grand Prix (HD) Football Club (HD) from a key event. knockout matches. (HD) victorious last year. (HD) football action. 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LIVE! 9.00The Hunt 1.00 Snooker: UK Championship 8.00 The X Factor 11.05 The Five-Year Engagement 6.00 Match of the Day: FILM The Jungle Book 6 6.10 Local News (S)(HD) FA Cup Highlights (fi lm started at 5.25pm) Action from the weekend’s second- SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM 6.20 Countryfi le round matches, as the remaining 6.30 Local News (S) Ellie Harrison and Joe Crowley take sides from League One, League Two a tour of some of Scotland’s most and non-league football look to 6.45 ITV News (S) remote scenic areas. Plus, a report make it to round three. (S)(HD) on the rising number of traffi c accidents on rural roads. (S)(HD) 7.00 LIVE Snooker: 7.00 Jekyll and Hyde 7.00 News (S)(HD) 7 UK Championship Spring Heeled Jack: 6/10. Part one PM 7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: Hazel Irvine presents coverage of two. Robert struggles to control The Results of the concluding session of the his transformations, and joins forces 7.30 NEW World’s Weirdest Homes 12/14. Tess Daly and Claudia fi nal from the Barbican Centre in with a vigilante to investigate a Charlie Luxton presents a guide to Winkleman reveal the results. Plus, York, as the tournament widely series of strange killings in exchange 20 of the most unusual residences, Josh Groban performs. (S)(HD) regarded as the second-most for Ravi’s freedom. (S)(HD)(AD) featuring an artist who lives in a skip, prestigious on the calendar comes a converted nuclear missile silo and 8.00 Antiques Roadshow to an end. Subsequent programmes 8.00 The X Factor Fiona Bruce presents the show from 26/28. and Olly Murs a rotating house. (S)(HD)(AD) 8 are subject to change (S)(HD) ■ PM the Queen’s private residence at present the results of the weekend’s Repeated tomorrow on 4seven Balmoral Castle, where items brought viewers’ vote, deciding which acts in to be valued include a ceramic pot will be eliminated and who will be made by Pablo Picasso. (S)(HD) performing in next week’s fi nal. (S)(HD) ■ The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 9.00 The Hunt 9.00 I’m a Celebrity… 9.00 Homeland 9 6/7. How predators hunt in coastal Get Me Out of Here! The Litvinov Ruse: 9/12. The CIA PM waters, where everything is in SERIES FINALE Ant and Dec present agents put their plans into action, constant motion and opportunities the fi nal of the celebrity challenge, but the German foreign intelligence have to be taken quickly. (S)(HD)(AD) as the famous faces compete to agency BND also has an operation be crowned this year’s King or of its own that is about to be Queen of the Jungle. (S)(HD) completed. (Series 5) (S)(HD)(AD) ■ I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out ■ Repeated on Tuesday on 4seven 10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 10 of Here Now! follows on ITV2 10.05 Gogglebox PM Capturing more of the households’ 10.20 Local News (S)(HD) instant reactions to what they are 10.30 Match of the Day 2 10.35 ITV News (S) watching on TV from the comfort Mark Chapman reviews the Premier of their own sofas. (S)(R)(HD) League match between Newcastle United and Liverpool at St James’ 10.50 Premiership Rugby Union Park, as the Magpies look for a win Action from the latest round of 11.05 FILM The Five-Year Engagement to move them up the table. (S)(HD) matches, including Worcester Romantic comedy starring Jason 11.00 FILM Brooklyn’s Finest Crime Warriors v Leicester Tigers, and Segel, Emily Blunt and Rhys Ifans. 11.20 Citizen Khan 5/7. Mr Khan thriller starring Richard Gere, Don Harlequins v London Irish. (S)(HD) (S)(HD) (2012, 15, 130min) ★★★ becomes convinced his grandson Mo Cheadle, Ethan Hawke and Wesley 11.50 Off Their Rockers (S)(R)(HD) 1.15am Alan Carr: Chatty Man (S)(R) is psychic. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Snipes. Three cops serving in one 12.15am Jackpot247 (HD) 2.10 Obsessive Compulsive 11.50 The Graham Norton Show Brooklyn precinct find their lives spinning 3.00 Motorsport UK (S)(HD) Cleaners (S)(R)(HD) 3.00-5.05 Four The host is joined by Chris Hemsworth, out of control on the same night. (S) 3.50 ITV Nightscreen (HD) in a Bed Back-to-back editions. (S)(R) Ron Howard, Lily Tomlin, , (HD)(AD) (2009, 18, 125min) ★★★ 5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show (HD) 5.05-6.00am Location, Shirley Bassey and Blake. (S)(R)(HD) 1.05-3.00am Sign Zone: Countryfile Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD) Location, Location (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 12.35am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) (S)(R)(AD) 2.00 (S)(R)(AD) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT (HD) 12.40-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 3.00-6.15am Previews (S)(HD) +1hour 131 114 33 112 +1hour 135 143 HD 109 121

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Match of the Day 2 12.10am Citizen Khan 8.00 Top Gear Jeremy Britain perform Rachmaninov’s weekend’s highlights. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00noon Bring the Noise (S)(R)(HD) Piano Concerto No 4 at 11.40 The Gadget Show (S)(R)(HD) 1.00-2.30 Futurama Benderama. (S) 12.40 The Graham Norton Clarkson and James May Show 1.25 Weather for the 2008 BBC Proms. 12.45pm FILM Christmas Mix (R)(HD) 1.30 Neutopia. (S)(R)(HD) drive to the seaside in electric the Week Ahead 1.30- cars, Louis Walsh takes to the 7.25 FILM Pina: Legend Romantic comedy starring Haylie 2.00 Ghost in the Machines. (S)(R)(HD) 6.00am BBC News Duff. (S)(HD) (2014, PG, 105min) ★★ 2.30-5.00 Modern Family 6/24. (S) track, and Richard Hammond of Dance Wim Wenders’s meets a rally team made documentary profi ling 2.30 FILM Call Me Claus Comedy (R)(HD) 3.00 7/24. (S)(R) 3.30 8/24. N. IRELAND up of amputees. (HD) innovative choreographer Sunday starring Whoopi Goldberg. (S) (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 9/24. (S)(R)(HD) Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 (AD) (2001, PG, 110min) ★★ 4.30 10/24. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 9.00 Russell Howard’s Pina Bausch. (HD) No variations ★★★★ 4.20 FILM Santa Who? Fantasy 5.00 The Simpsons Little Girl in the Good News The comedian’s (2011, U, 95min) comedy starring Leslie Nielsen Big Ten: Bart catches a highly WALES perspective on stories 9.00 The Golden Age of and Tommy Davidson. Santa Claus contagious virus. (S)(R) Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 dominating the media. (HD) Steam Railways 1/2. gets amnesia after falling out of his 5.30 The Muppets 7/13. Kermit No variations 9.30 FILM 8 Mile Urban A bid to rescue Britain’s sleigh two days before Christmas. bumps into a stressed-out Jason narrow gauge railways. (HD) (S)(HD) (2000, U, 110min) ★ Bateman at a yoga retreat. (S)(R)(AD) drama starring Eminem, Kim BBC2 Basinger and Brittany Murphy. 10.00 FILM Easy Money Detroit youth Jimmy ‘Rabbit’ SCOTLAND Swedish crime thriller starring Sky 970, Freesat 970 Smith dreams of escaping Joel Kinnaman. A business 11.00am Coast 11.15am- his dysfunctional home and student gets drawn into 12.15pm River City dead-end job at a car parts Stockholm’s seamy underworld. 11.00pm This is Tottenham factory and making it as a Subtitled. (2011, 15, 120min) 12.00m’t FILM Come as hip-hop star. (HD) (2002, ★★★★ See review, page 24 You Are (2011, 15) ★★★ 15, 105min) ★★★ 12.00m’t Britain’s Natural World: 1.50-2.00am Previews 11.15 Family Guy (HD) 12.00m’t The Unnatural History of American Dad! (HD) 12.25am London (HD) 1.00am Britain’s N. IRELAND Family Guy 12.45 Josh (HD) Deadliest Rail Disaster: 10.00 Django Unchained 6.30 The Simpsons Sky 972, Freesat 969 (AD) 1.15 Rent a Cop (HD) 1.45 Quintinshill (HD) 2.00 Horizon: 6.00 Modern Family 11.00pm Sunday Politics Russell Howard’s Good News Are We Alone in the Universe? Ireland 11.25 (HD) 2.15 Is This Rape? Sex on (AD) 2.50-3.40am Natural 6.10 FILM Bruce Almighty 7/24. Gloria and Jay prepare a surprise. (Series 7) (S)(R)(HD) FILM All Good Things (2010, Trial (HD) 3.15 Josh (HD)(AD) World: Polar Bears and Grizzlies Comedy starring Jim Carrey, 15) ★★★ 1.00-1.05am 3.45-4.00am Sunny D (HD) – Bears on Top of the World Morgan Freeman and Jennifer 6.30-8.00 The Simpsons Your Weather Covered Aniston. A discontented TV news NEW EPISODE Friend with reporter is invited by God to take Benefi t: Lisa makes friends with a WALES ITV2 E4 Sky 971, Freesat 971 his job and see if he can do any girl whose father is a billionaire. SKY 118 VIR 115 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 136 VIR 144 F’VIEW F’SAT better. With Philip Baker Hall. (S) 6.00pm Scrum V Sunday HD 118/225 HD 176 6 113 HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122 ★★★ 7.00 Bart Gets Famous: Bart 6.45-7.00 Coast 11.00 (HD) (2003, 12, 120min) lands a job as assistant to his SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● Coast 11.20 Match of the 6.00am Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 6.00am Rules of Engagement (HD) idol Krusty the Clown. (S)(R) Day: FA Cup Highlights 8.35 Coronation Street (SL) 6.20 How I Met Your Mother 7.30 Homer and Apu: Apu is fi red 12.20am QI 12.50- (HD)(AD) 11.00 The X Factor (HD)(AD) 7.00 Baby Daddy from the supermarket for selling 1.05am Previews (HD) 12.35pm I’m a Celebrity… (HD) 8.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) rancid meat, which puts Homer in Get Me Out of Here! (HD) 1.35 9.00 Made in Chelsea (HD) Facebook.com/TVSatelliteWeekMagazine hospital with food poisoning. (S)(R) ITV You’ve Been Framed Christmas! 10.00 Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 2.35 Elf: Buddy’s Musical 12.35pm FILM City of Ember: Sci-fi 8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t Echo No variations Christmas (HD) 3.35 FILM fantasy adventure. (HD) (2008, 8.10 FILM Bulletproof Monk Lee Mack hosts the comedy panel The Polar Express: Animated PG, 94min) ★★ 2.25 Couples Action adventure starring Chow game as he and Davina McCall, S4C adventure starring Tom Hanks. Come Dine with Me (HD) 4.30 Paddy McGuinness and Stephen (HD)(AD) (2004, U, 100min) The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. Sky 13 4 , Virgin 166, Freesat 120 ★★★ 5.35 I’m a Celebrity… A Tibetan monk chooses a young Mangan try to fi nd the answers to 6.00-9.00 The Big Bang random trivia. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Get Me Out of Here! (HD) pickpocket to guard a precious Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Theory 15/17. The arrival religious scroll. With Jaime King. Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 6.40 FILM Back to the of Sheldon’s twin sister ★★★ Future Part III Time- (S)(HD) (2003, 12, 105min) 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Cadw Cwmni gyda John causes a stir. (HD)(AD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● Hardy 9.30 Becws 10.00 travelling adventure comedy Detour de France 6.30 16/17. Penny plans a Corff Cymru 10.30 Dal Ati: starring Michael J Fox, party for Leonard. (HD)(AD) 2/4. Micky and his friend Noel Christopher Lloyd and Mary Bore Da 11.30 Dal Ati: Dal 17/17. Penny agrees Lynch stop off to sample a few Alti: Galwch Acw + Pigion Steenburgen. Marty McFly 7.00 glasses of bubbly at some of the Cegin Bryn 12.30pm Rownd learns that Doc is stranded to go on a date with region’s premier champagne a Rownd 1.15 Gwawr in the Wild West. (HD)(AD) Leonard. (Series 1) (HD)(AD) houses. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Edwards yn Ohio 2.15 LIVE (1990, PG, 112min) ★★★★ 7.30 1/24. Sheldon and 9.55 News (S)(HD) Clwb Rygbi 4.30 Top 14: Penny bond as they miss 10.00 FILM Django Unchained 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize Rygbi Ffrainc 5.00 Clwb 9.00 The Xtra Factor NEW Leonard. (HD)(AD) Quentin Tarantino’s Western 14/20. Documentary following 6.25 Blwyddyn y Bugail: EDITION Melvin Odoom 8.00 2/24. Leonard returns starring Jamie Foxx, Christoph the work of Ireland’s border Ioan Doyle 6.50 Newyddion and go from his research expedition. S4C a’r Tywydd 7.00 backstage following the (Series 7) (HD)(AD) Waltz, Leonardo DiCaprio and force offi cers as they fi ght to stop Dechrau Canu Dechrau results of the semi-fi nal. (HD) Samuel L Jackson. A former gangs of organised smugglers Canmol 7.30 Arfordir 8.30 7/24. Sheldon is slave becomes a deadly bounty from bringing in drugs, money, Cymru: Llyn 8.00 DNA 10.00 You’ve Been Framed interviewed by Wil Wheaton. hunter and embarks on a perilous guns and cars. (R)(HD)(AD) Cymru 9.00 35 Diwrnod At Christmas! Comical clips, (Series 9) (HD)(AD) narrated by Harry Hill. mission to rescue his wife from a 11.00 Ross Kemp on Gangs 10.00 Yr Afon 11.00- 9.00 FILM Rush Hour 3 Mississippi plantation. (S)(HD) The actor investigates the Mungiki 11.35pm Becws 10.35 I’m a Celebrity… Action comedy sequel starring (2012, 18, 195min) ★★★★ gang in Kenya. (S)(R)(AD) Get Me Out of Here Now! and Chris Tucker. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● 12.30am LIVE NFL Pittsburgh Steelers SERIES FINALE 22/22. Laura (HD) (2007, 12, 91min) ★★ v Indianapolis Colts: Coverage from Whitmore and Joe Swash 10.45 The Inbetweeners (AD) Heinz Field. Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) chat to this year’s King or 11.50 The IT Crowd (AD) 1.15am SuperCasino 4.45 NFL: Dwight Freeney Interview Queen of the jungle. (HD) 12.55am FILM The Sitter: 3.10 Ultimate Police Interceptors A conversation with the former 11.35 Plebs (HD)(AD) 12.35- Comedy. (HD) (2011, 15, 81min) Highlights of the series. (S)(R)(HD) Indianapolis Colts defensive end. 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Arrangements: 19/22. cooking, so they have Rob Lowe and Tia of Promise: A Union Action from the PM Sherlock offers to Danny learns he is a festive night out. Carreré. (HD) (1992, businesswoman is latest top-fl ight fi xtures, ★★★★ help his father with a under investigation by PG, 95min) murdered in what including Harlequins v 8.25 FILM The Nutty ●●● ●●● ●●● problem – but there is the district attorney. Professor Comedy SEX VIOLENCE LANG appears to be a botched London Irish, and Wasps a catch. (Series 4) (HD) (Series 4) (HD) starring Jerry Lewis as blackmail attempt, and v Exeter Chiefs. (HD) a bumbling chemistry as events unfold, Lewis 9.00 Stalker Fanatic: 9.00 The Affair 7/12. 9.00 Blackadder’s Most 9.00 FILM Kull the professor who discovers realises an old secret lies 7/20. An actress asks Alison confronts Noah Cunning Moments Conqueror Adventure 9 a chemical potion that at the heart of the case. PM for help when she about his book over A countdown of the fantasy starring Kevin turns him into ladies’ Guest stars Cherie becomes the target of an Thanksgiving dinner, and 40 funniest moments Sorbo and Tia Carrere. man Buddy Love. (1963, Lunghi, Anna Chancellor obsessed fan. Guest stars her mother questions from the historical Kull the Conqueror is a PG, 107min) ★★★★ and Elize Du Toit. (HD) AnnaLynne McCord. (HD) the lovers’ relationship. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● BBC sitcom, with cast king who battles against (Series 2) (HD) members, crew and enemies determined 10.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 FILM The Constant 10.10 The Last Panthers celebrity fans choosing to topple him. (HD) 10 Big Sea: 23/24. Several Gardener Romantic ★ 4/6. Milan attempts to their favourite clips. (1996, 12, 95min) PM bodies are found off the 10.35 The Vicar of Dibley 11.30 thriller. (HD) (2005, SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● coast. (Series 6) (HD) get back to Shooting Stars: Christmas 15, 129min) ★★★★ before Zlatko can harm Special 1995 12.25am 11.00 : Modern SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.00 Scandal (HD) 12.00m’t his brother. (HD) French and Saunders Life Is Goodish (HD) 12.00m’t 11.05 FILM Daylight: Disaster CSI (HD) 1.00am Elementary 11.10 Bridge of Spies: Sky 1.05 Best of Not the Nine QI XL (HD) 1.00am Would I 12.30am FILM Till Death Us thriller with Sylvester Stallone. (HD) 1.50 Criminal Minds Movies Special 11.40pm- O’Clock News 1.40 Shooting Lie to You? 1.40 Not Going Do Part (1969, 12, 100min) (HD) (1996, 12, 114min) (HD) 2.40 Grey’s Anatomy 3.15am Hunderby (HD) Stars: Christmas Special Out (HD) 2.20 Only Connect: ★★ 2.25 Wycliffe 3.20 ITV3 ★★★ 1.20am Ray Mears’s (HD) 4.20-6.00am Sun, 3.15am The Leftovers (HD) 19 95 2.30 Outnumbered Double bill. 3.25-4.00am Nightscreen (HD) 3.40- Close Encounters (HD) Sea and A&E: Double bill. 4.20-6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 3.00-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 6.00am Emmerdale (HD) 2.15-3.00am Ax Men (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269 6.00am Million Dollar 6.00am Inside Gatwick 6.00-8.00am Motorway 6.00am Extreme Makeover: 7.10am-6.00pm Death 9.00am The Bachelor USA 6.00am The Encore Hour Listing: NYC 9.00 Four 9.00am-2.00pm Patrol 8.00 Highway Home Edition 7.30- in Paradise: Back-to- 11.00 Big Rich Texas (HD) 9.00 Robin of Sherwood Weddings 10.00 Million Forever 2.00-7.00pm Cops 9.00 Obese: 9.00 Nigella’s Christmas back episodes of the 12.50pm Be Beautiful 10.00 Lillie 12.00noon Dollar Listing: NYC Stargate SG-1 (Series 5) A Year to Save My Life Kitchen 9.00am-6.00pm detective drama. (HD) (HD) 1.00-6.00pm Heartbeat 2.00pm The 12.00noon Four Weddings 7.00 Supergirl Livewire: 11.00 60 Minute Makeover Pride and Prejudice (HD) 6.00-11.00 Death in The Real Housewives Memoirs of Sherlock 1.00-6.00pm My 5/13. Kara and her boss 1.00-3.30pm Monkey 6.00pm Heston’s Paradise 4/8. A woman of Miami: Back-to- Holmes (HD) 3.10 Island Kitchen Rules: Australia come under threat from a Thieves 3.30-6.00 Fantastical Christmas (HD) confesses to shooting back editions. (HD) at War 4.40 Agatha 6.00pm Most Haunted volatile CatCo employee. Monkey Life 6.00pm 7.00-11.00 CSI: NY Bad her husband dead. 6.00 Don’t Be Tardy for the Christie’s Poirot (HD) 7.00 Border Security USA 8.00 The Muppets Animal Hoarding Beat: 8/24. A poker 7.00pm 5/8. A prisoner Wedding NEW EDITION 6.55 Agatha Christie’s Police confront a drug- 7/13. Kermit bumps 7.00 Nothing to Declare host is murdered. (HD) is stabbed to death while (HD) 6.00 Don’t Be Poirot Cat Among the Tardy for the Wedding Pigeons. A schoolgirl smuggler in New York. into a stressed-out 8.00 Road Wars 8.00 City of the Dolls: handcuffed to Richard. SERIES FINALE (HD) becomes embroiled 8.00-11.00 NY Med Jason Bateman. A driver demolishes 9/24. A doll shop owner’s With Colin Salmon. (HD) body is found buried 8.00 6/8. A local 7.00 Dinner Date Double in a mystery. (HD) A plane crash survivor 8.30 Modern Family a house with his van. beneath his stock. (HD) diver is found dead in bill of the series. (HD) is rushed into the ER. 7/24. A new house 9.00 The Frankenstein A groom-to-be 9.00 Criminal Minds 9.00 Jamalot: 10/24. A shallow waters. (HD) Chronicles The Fortunes 9.00 on Phil’s books proves 9.00 The Real receives shocking news. Paradise: 4/26. The professional roller derby 9.00 7/8. Dwayne’s of War: 4/6. Marlott takes irresistible. (Series 7) Housewives of New 10.00 Security guards agents hunt for a player is killed. (HD) favourite singer is York City NEW EDITION Pritty to meet the men struggle to deal with 9.00 5/8. Gavin serial killer. (Series 4) 10.00 Trapped: 11/24. murdered. (HD) Aviva’s father George who kill for money. (HD) a violent patient. and Cheryl are forced to 10.00 Police Force: Danny is trapped in a 10.00 8/8. A murder returns with a new 10.00 Vera Muddy Waters: 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am spend the day at close Australia Double bill. panic room with a murder uncovers a case of lady friend in tow. (HD) A body is dredged up Eurotrash: Sexy Bits 1.30 quarters. (Series 5) 11.00 Air Ambulance ER victim. (Series 2) (HD) money-laundering and 10.00 Mob Wives Drita from a slurry pit on Inside Spearmint Rhino 9.30 After Hours 12.00m’t Alaska State 11.00 CSI: NY (Series 2) secret identity. (HD) talks about Lee’s surprise a remote farm. (HD) 2.00 Red Shoe Diaries 10.00 Bring the Noise Troopers 1.00am Road (HD) 12.00m’t Extreme 11.00 Inspector George release from prison. (HD) 12.00m’t Monroe (HD) 2.30 Most Haunted 3.30 11.00 Legends 12.00m’t Wars 2.00 Caribbean Cops Makeover: Home Gently (HD) 1.00am 11.00 Ladies of London 1.05am Agatha Christie’s Most Haunted Extra Forever 3.00am Brit 3.00 Hard Time 4.00 Edition 1.45am Grimm Taggart 2.00 Diagnosis (HD) 11.55pm-12.50am Poirot (HD) 3.00 The Ruth 4.00 Sing Date 5.00- Cops: War on Crime Nothing to Declare 5.00- (Series 3) (HD) 2.30- Murder 2.50-4.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show Rendell Mysteries 4.00- 6.00am Animal 999 4.00 Monkey Life 6.00am Monkey Life 3.00am Oddities (HD) Murdoch Mysteries (HD) USA: Lively talk show. 6.00am The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00-6.00am Football’s +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 Funniest Moments (HD) 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

46 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 6 December Sunday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY ARTS SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am-1.30pm Friends: 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Kirstie’s Homemade 6.00am Major Crimes (HD) 8.00am Monk: Mr Monk and 6.00am Highlights 7.30 South Back-to-back episodes of 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Christmas (HD) 10.00 George 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 the Big Game: 3/16. Bank Show Originals: PD the US sitcom. (HD) 1.30pm FILM 10.0 Earthquake (HD) Clarke’s Amazing Christmas Major Crimes (Series 1) (HD) (Series 5) (HD) 9.00am- James (HD) 8.00 Tchaikovsky Friends: Fans’ Top 21 (HD) (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ Spaces (HD) 12.05pm 10.00am-2.00pm NCIS: 2.00pm NCIS: Back-to-back Cycle Symphonies (HD) 8.55 2.00-7.00 Friends: Further 12.50pm FILM LA Apocalypse: Jimmy’s Grow Your Own Back-to-back episodes. episodes of the drama. (HD) Festive Advent Concert (HD) back-to-back episodes, Sci-fi disaster thriller starring Christmas Dinner (HD) (HD) 2.00-5.00 Law & 2.00-7.00 The Mentalist: 10.10 Art & Craft (HD) 12.00 including at: 5.30 9/25. Gina Holden. (HD) (2014, 1.10-2.50 Jamie’s Super Food: Order: Triple bill. (HD) Back-to-back episodes, Landscape Artist of the Year The group has an eventful 15, 110min) ★ 2.40 The Triple bill. (HD) 2.50-5.25 5.00pm NCIS: Dog Tags: 13/19. including at: 5.00pm Red (HD) 1.00pm Painting – Thanksgiving. (Series 6) Captains Close Up (HD) Four in a Bed: Back-to-back A suspected drug-smuggler Menace: 4/23. Jane and Fabrice Muamba (HD) 2.00 (HD) 6.00 9/24. Ross falls 3.10 FILM Star Trek The Motion editions. (HD) 5.25-7.30 is apparently killed by his own investigate the death The Gipsy Kings: Live (HD) out with his co-workers. Picture: Sci-fi adventure spin- Come Dine with Me: Back-to- dog. (HD) 6.00 Internal of a biker gang’s lawyer. (HD) 4.15 Katie Melua Plays Avo (Series 5) (HD) 6.30 14/24. off. (HD) (1979, U, 132min) back editions, including at: Affairs: 14/19. Shepard is a 6.00 Red Scare: 5/23. Jane Session (HD) 5.55 Classical Rachel sees Ross in a ★★★ 6.00 The Librarians: 6.55 A psychologist hosts suspect in the murder of La investigates a supernatural Destinations (HD) 6.00 Video different light. (Series 2) (HD) 5/10. (Series 2) (HD) in south-east London. (HD) Grenouille. (Series 5) (HD) mystery. (Series 2) (HD) Killed the Radio Star (HD)

6.30 Fleetwood Mac (HD) Sunday

7.00 Friends 10.50The Colony 10.00 Is Our Weather… 10.00 Law & Order: SVU 9.00 Da Vinci’s Demons 9.00 Fleetwood Mac… 7.00-9.00 Friends 14/24. 7.00 FILM Apocalypse 7.00 Battle Creek 7.00 NCIS The Lost Boys: 7.00 Soundstage Chandler and Monica’s Pompeii Disaster thriller Gingerbread Man: 23/24. The team aids in Presents Stevie Nicks 7 relationship becomes starring Adrian Paul. 9/13. Russ and Font a global investigation into The singer performs PM public. (Series 5) (HD) A military veteran 7.30 Come Dine with Me try to track down a terror group that has a selection of her 7.30 3/18. Ross tries a reunites his old comrades The fi nal dinner party in one of the FBI’s most been recruiting teens greatest hits, including spray tan. (Series 10) (HD) to rescue his family when south-east London. (HD) wanted fugitives. (HD) via the internet. (HD) Rhiannon and Sara. (HD) 8.00 12/24. Phoebe they are caught up in a 8.00 Car SOS Tim Shaw 8.00 Law & Order: 8.00 Neverland: 24/24. 8.00 Talks Music Malcolm learns she is pregnant. volcanic eruption. (HD) and Fuzz Townshend Special Victims Unit The team feverishly Gerrie chats to musicians ★ (Series 4) (HD) (2014, 15, 87min) head to to Abomination: 8/25. investigates the global about their work, 8 ●●● ●●● ●●● 8.30 2/25. Ross SEX VIOLENCE LANG repair a VW Golf GTI A poster boy for a terrorists. (Series 12) (HD) beginning with Lindsey PM makes an important Mk1 that has been kept homophobic group is Buckingham. (HD) speech. (Series 3) (HD) in a garage since 2001. killed. (Series 5) (HD) 9.00 Micky Flanagan: 9.00 FILM Crank Thriller 9.00 The World’s Weirdest 9.00 NCIS In the Zone: 9.00 Da Vinci’s Demons 9.00 Fleetwood Mac: The Out Out Tour starring Jason Statham. Weather NEW EDITION 15/19. Nikki Jardine NEW EPISODE Alis Volas Live in Boston 1/2. Mick A performance by the A hitman learns that he Weather conditions that volunteers to help Propriis: 7/10. Leo faces Fleetwood, John McVie, 9 comedian from has been poisoned by cause fi sh to be washed Tony investigate the pressure to solve the Lindsey Buckingham PM his nationwide tour. (HD) a chemical that will kill ashore in India. (HD) murder of a Marine in mystery of the Turkish and Stevie Nicks play a him unless he keeps his Baghdad. (Series 5) (HD) armour. (Series 3) (HD) selection of their hits. (HD) adrenaline levels at their 10.00 Lip Sync Battle: maximum. (HD) (2006, 10.00 Is Our Weather 10.00 Law & Order: 10.00 2/2. More tracks The Rock v Jimmy ★★★★ Getting Worse? Special Victims Unit 10.10 Tyrant A Viper in from the 2004 concert, 18, 88min) the Palace: 5/12. The Fallon . (HD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● The UK’s most severe NEW EPISODE which saw the band play 10 10.30 Anne Hathaway weather events. (HD) Melancholy Pursuit. Army of the Caliphate hits including Dreams and PM v Emily Blunt (HD) 10.50 FILM The Colony (HD) 11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) (Series 17) (HD) arrives. (Series 2) (HD) Go Your Own Way. (HD) ★★ 11.00 Lip Sync Battle (HD) 11.30 (2013, 18) 12.50am 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 11.10 The Walking Dead (HD) 11.20 Classic Albums 12.40am Russell Howard’s Stand Up Haven (HD) 1.50 Lost Girl (HD) 1.05 Is Our Weather 11.00pm-2.00am Law & 12.10am American Dad! Hey, Boo: Harper Lee and Central (HD) 12.00 Impractical (HD) 2.50 Continuum (HD) Getting Worse? (HD) Order: Special Victims Unit (HD) 1.10 Family Guy (HD) To Kill a Mockingbird (HD) Jokers (HD) 2.00am South 4.00-6.00am FILM Robin 2.10 Salvage SOS NEW (HD) 2.00am White Collar 2.10 American Dad! 3.10 2.10 Sex & the Silver Screen Park (HD) 2.30-5.00am Hood: Beyond Sherwood EDITIONS Double bill. 3.05- (HD) 4.00-6.00am Boston Family Guy (HD) 4.10- (HD) 3.25 Joseph Calleja – Two and a Half Men (HD) (HD) (2009, 15, 93min) ★★ 3.35am Gadget Man (HD) Legal (Series 2) (HD) 5.00am American Dad! A Night in Malta (HD) +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN 5.25-6.00am Dance 127 133 194 136 139 196 125 150 138 165 158 Dance Dance: Ballet (HD) CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 8.30am Tomorrow’s World 7.30am Tomorrow’s World 9.00am-12.00noon 9.00am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Access 9.10 6.00am FILM A Hobo’s 7.10-11.00am The Bill 9.00am-2.00pm Star 8.00am-1.00pm Couples Come Dine 10.55 Columbo: A The Secret Life of Pets Christmas: Seasonal 11.00 Catherine Trek: Deep Space Nine Matlock 1.00pm FILM A with Me: Triple bill. (HD) Deadly State of Mind 9.40am-2.20pm My drama. (1987, U, 100min) Cookson’s The Wingless (Series 2) 2.00pm The Very Married Christmas: 12.00noon-2.30pm 12.25pm Columbo: Wife and Kids 2.20pm ★★ 8.00am-1.00pm Bird 2.00-6.00pm High Chaparral 4.00 Seasonal comedy. Come Dine with Me: Candidate for Big Momma’s Touched by an Angel Mansfield Park: Triple bill. Father Dowling Mysteries (2004, PG, 84min) ★★ Celebrity Christmas 2.25 Columbo: Caution! House: Comedy. (2000, 1.00pm FILM Christmas The ★★★ 6.00pm Crusoe 6.00 Gunsmoke: To 2.45 FILM A Town Without Special: Back-to-back Murder Can Be Hazardous 12, 98min) in Canaan: Family drama. Return: 13/13. Friday ★★ the Last Man Western Christmas: Seasonal editions. (HD) 2.30pm to Your Health 4.20 4.15 FILM National (2009, PG, 86min) and Crusoe discover starring James Arness. fantasy drama. (2001, Food Unwrapped (HD) Columbo: Double Shock Security: Comedy starring 3.00 FILM The Christmas Mr Blackthorn’s plans. 6.00 NCIS (Series 8) Martin Lawrence. (2003, 8.00 The Defenders PG, 87min) ★★ 4.40 3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers: Takeover: Fantasy drama. 7.00 Murdoch Mysteries Nevada v Donnie the 12, 88min) ★ 6.00 Can’t ★ FILM Silver Bells: Festive Double bill. (HD) 5.00 7.00 NCIS False Witness: (1998, U, 85min) The Kissing Bandit: Numbers Guy: 13/18. 10/24. (Series 8) Stop, Won’t Stop: Hoarding 5.00 FILM A Christmas romantic drama. (2005, Location, Location, 12/13. A man robs A man from Nick’s past 7.00 Eamonn & Ruth: How Reunion: Family drama. PG, 110min) ★★ Location: Double bill. 8.00 NCIS: New Orleans banks to give money returns to Las Vegas. How Much Pain Can the Other Half Lives (1993, PG, 93min) ★★ 6.30-9.00 Judge Judy 7.00 The Great Polar to the poor. (Series 4) You Take? 23/24. The 8.00 Killers Behind 9.00-11.45 NCIS SWAK: Back-to-back editions Bear Feast (HD) 8.00 7.00-9.00 M*A*S*H elusive Baitfish murders Bars: Steve Wright 8.00 The Pinkertons NEW 22/23. McGee and Gibbs of real-life cases. The Secret Life of Back-to-back episodes of try to discover the origin 6 Year Olds (HD) 9.00 LaSalle’s girlfriend. 9.00 Wife Slayer: the Korean War comedy. EPISODE On Account of 9.00 The Defenders Huckleberries: 15/22. A of the deadly virus 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 9.00 CSI: Cyber Click Your Countdown to Murder 9.00 FILM Moment of Nevada v Carter: 3/18. that has infected Tim. 10.00 Tattoo Fixers (HD) Poison: 10/13. The team 10.00 The Devil’s Truth: Stalking Back skeleton is found on the Nick defends a stripper 9.55 Twilight: 23/23. 11.00 Ramsay’s Hotel Hell investigates a man’s Disciple: Born to Kill? Fact-based drama outskirts of Kansas City. accused of solicitation. The team hears that (HD) 11.55 Catastrophe medication-related death. 11.00 The OAP Killer: starring Luanne Ponce. 9.00 Silent Witness Voids: 10.00 Nevada v Carrato: an old enemy has (HD) 12.30am 10.00 CSI Boston Brakes: First Kill, Last Kill (HD) (1993, 15, 89min) ★ A wealthy banker dies in 4/18. Nick tries to prevent returned. (Series 2) Gogglebox (HD) 1.30 13/22. (Series 14) 12.00m’t-3.00am Myra 11.00 FILM Bad Boys: suspicious circumstances. 10.50 Kill Ari – Part One: an arson case becoming Kirstie’s Handmade 11.00 CSI: Miami 12.00m’t Hindley: The Untold Story Violent urban drama Guest stars John Lynch. 1/24. The team reels in a more serious charge. Christmas (HD) 2.25 Four CSI: NY 1.00-3.50am 3.00am Ridiculousness with Sean Penn. (1983, 11.10 Between the Lines the wake of the terrorist 11.00pm-1.55am Rooms (HD) 3.20 The CSI: Miami: Triple bill. NEW EDITIONS Double 18, 120min) ★★ 1.00- 12.15am Catherine attack. (Series 3) Californication 1.55am World’s Weirdest Weather 3.50-4.00am Access bill. 3.50-4.00am Access 3.00am FILM A Question Cookson’s The Wingless 11.45 NCIS 1.35-6.00am The Defenders 3.45- (HD) 4.15-4.45am +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT of Guilt: . Bird 3.10-4.00am Nash Bridges (Series 6) 5.00am Judge Judy Food Unwrapped (HD) 219 154 130 190 132 (1978, 12, 104min) ★ The Pinkertons

TV&Satellite Week 47 SUNDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made 7.00 6.00am-6.00pm The Zoo: 8.00-11.00am Time Scanners: 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars 6.05am Wainwright Walks 9.00am David Attenborough’s 100 Miles From Nowhere (HD) Back-to-back editions of the Triple bill. 11.00 Titanic: Case (HD) 10.00 Ice Road Truckers 6.30 Who Do You Think You Natural Curiosities (HD) 8.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier series, including at: 4.30pm Closed (HD) 1.00pm Egypt: (HD) 12.00noon Counting Are? 8.00 Wild Caribbean 9.30am-2.30pm The Life of (HD) 9.00 Sons of Winter (HD) A Bengal tiger receives Secret Chambers Revealed Cars: Best of (HD) 1.00pm 10.00am-1.00pm Nature’s Birds: Back-to-back editions. 10.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) dental treatment. (HD) 5.00 2.00 Two Million Year Old Boy American Pickers (HD) Great Events: Triple bill. 2.30-4.00pm David 11.00 (HD) A giraffe gives birth. (HD) (HD) 3.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00-6.00 Pawn Stars: Back- 1.00-3.00 Keeping Up Attenborough’s Natural 12.00noon 5.30 Keepers Susie Lou and 4.00 Air Crash Investigation: to-back editions, including Appearances: Triple bill of Curiosities: Triple bill. (HD) (HD) 1.00pm River Monsters Julie head off to feed the Double bill of the series. at: 5.30 A mummified the sitcom. 3.00-6.00 The 4.00-7.00 The Life of Birds: (HD) 2.00 Mutant Planet (HD) zoo’s hungry alligators. (HD) 6.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai: falcon gives the guys a Life of Mammals: Triple bill. David Attenborough looks into 3.00 The World’s Strangest 6.00pm My Cat from Hell: Mike Mel has to deal with an angry purchase to ponder. (HD) 6.00pm Nature’s Great Events: how birds communicate. 5.00 UFO Stories 4.00 Star Trek: and Patricia’s cats do not love family who have missed a 6.00 Mountain Men: Rich has The annual melting of more Investigating how birds find The True Story (HD) 5.00 each other and Patricia, a flight, while Gemma has a real-life cliffhanger on his than three million square partners. 6.00 The methods Incredible Engineering ghost hunter, thinks there is a just one hour to unload hands when his dogs go a step miles of Arctic sea ice, which birds use to build nests Blunders: Fixed (HD) 6.00 supernatural reason for it. (HD) 20 tonnes of flowers. (HD) too far to catch a bobcat. (HD) is perilous for polar bears. and protect their offspring. Racing Extinction (HD) NEW

Sunday 10.00 Nazi Death Ray9.00 Tanked 10.00 Breakthrough 7.00 The Curse of Oak… 6.00 Nature’s Great… 9.00 David… Racing Extinction 7.00 My Cat from Hell 7.00 Lawless Island NEW 7.00 The Curse of Oak 7.00 Wild Caribbean The 7.00 The Life of Birds 7 (started at 6.00pm) Jackson Galaxy helps a EDITION Spring arrives, Island Following two effects of the region’s David Attenborough PM feline that is seemingly and Mary goes into the brothers searching hurricanes on the examines the methods trying to destroy its woods on her fi rst bear for the mysterious islands’ wildlife, including birds use to solve the owner’s love life. (HD) hunt, while Hans and treasure buried on a how reefs benefi t problems of parenthood, Timbi go hiking. (HD) Nova Scotia island. (HD) from the destruction. including the dipper. 8.00 Predator Joel 8.00 Animal Cops 8.00 Survive the Tribe 8.00 Ancient Aliens 8.00 Exploring the 8.00 The tactics birds 8 Lambert heads for Detroit Offi cers respond Survival expert Hazen Investigating secret region’s mysterious side use to survive in harsh PM the Arctic, where he to reports of cruelty Audel learns how to conduits to other worlds on a journey from the environments, including investigates polar bears, involving a large snapping hunt sharks from a that could be hidden rainforests of Panama the sandgrouse’s daily the largest land predators turtle and deal with a canoe he has made within deep caves. (HD) to the coral Barrier 50-mile fl ight through the on the planet. (HD) litter of poorly puppies. out of a tree. (HD) Reef of the Americas. desert in search of water. 9.00 Alaska: The Last 9.00 Tanked The 9.00 Drain the Titanic 9.00 Storage Wars: Best 9.00 Great British 9.00-10.30 David 9 Frontier NEW EDITION company is buzzing Exploring the wreck of of the Finds The most Railway Journeys Attenborough’s Natural PM A look at the many with the news that the famous ship. (HD) unusual objects. (HD) Michael Portillo arrives Curiosities Animals that hardships the Kilcher international superstar 9.30 Storage Wars: Best in Melton Mowbray. eat in unusual ways. (HD) family faces in the David Hasselhoff of the Blunders The 9.30 From London 9.30 Nature’s evolutionary Alaskan wilderness. (HD) wants a shark tank. (HD) biggest mistakes. (HD) Bridge to Hastings. anomalies. (HD) 10.00 NEW Nazi Death Ray: 10.00 An aquarium for 10.00 Breakthrough NEW 10.00 Hunting Hitler An 10.00 Indian Hill 10.00 The regenerating 10 Rumours that suggest Nazi Shaquille O’Neal. (HD) EDITION Scientists working eyewitness in Spain offers Railways The lives and powers of salamanders PM Germany was researching on alternative sources of spacefaring technology. (HD) 11.00 Monsters Inside Me (HD) energy. (HD) 11.00 Stephen the team a key clue in loves of workers on the and moose. (HD) 11.00 Gold Rush (HD) 12.00m’t Animal Cops Hawking’s Science of the their search for Hitler’s Nilgiri Mountain Railway. 12.00m’t Facing Evil (HD) Detroit 1.00am Tanked Future: Double bill. 1.00am escape route. (HD) 1.00am Predator (HD) 2.00 (HD) 2.00 Sharkpocalypse Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 10.30pm-3.25am The Life Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Wildest Indochina 2.00 Shipwreck Graveyard: A 11.00 The Curse of Oak Island of Birds 3.25-4.40 David (HD) 3.00 Nazi Death Ray (HD) 3.50 Rat Busters Byzantine wreck in the Black (HD) 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 11.00 Museum Secrets Attenborough’s Natural (HD) 3.50 Gold Rush (HD) NYC (HD) 4.40 Groomer Sea. (HD) 3.00 China’s Lost (HD) 1.00am Hunting Hitler: 12.00m’t Oz and Hugh Drink Curiosities (HD) 4.40am The 4.40-6.00am How It’s Made: Has It (HD) 5.30-6.00 Pyramids (HD) 4.00-5.00am As 10.00pm. (HD) 2.00- to Christmas 1.00-3.00am Life of Birds 5.30-6.00am Triple bill of the series. Shamwari: Wild Life (HD) Stonehenge Decoded (HD) 5.00am Pawn Stars (HD) Hitler: The Rise of Evil Forecasting the End (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI H2 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Ultimate Warfare 6.00am How Stuff’s Made 8.00am Fish Warrior (HD) 6.00am-7.00pm Wheeler 6.00am The Assassination 7.00am Crime Stories 8.00am-2.00pm Ancient 8.00-11.00 Shadow 7.00 Mythbusters 9.00 10.00 Wild Japan: Snow Dealers: Back-to-back of Abraham Lincoln (HD) 8.00am-7.00pm Aliens: Back-to-back Ops 11.00am-2.00pm How Do They Do It? Monkeys (HD) 11.00 Wild editions with auto 7.35 Lincoln’s Last Day After : Back- editions. 2.00-7.00pm World War II in Colour 10.00 Food Factory China: Golden Monkeys enthusiast 8.35am-8.25pm The to-back editions. (HD) Alien Files: Unsealed: 2.00-4.00pm Off the Rails 11.00 James May’s Man (HD) 12.00noon Mystery and mechanic Edd China. Civil War: Back-to-back 7.00pm After the First 48 Back-to-back editions. 4.00 Winston Churchill: A Lab 12.00noon-7.00pm Monkeys of Shangri-La 7.00-11.00pm Wheeler editions of the series. How detectives cracked 7.00 Alien Files: Unsealed Giant of the Century 6.00 X-Ray Mega Airport: (HD) 1.00-3.00pm Dealers Edd gets 8.25pm The Civil War two cases by using Experts reveal the truth ’s Road to Berlin Back-to-back editions. Outback Wrangler (HD) to work on an old The period following surveillance tapes. (HD) about potential aliens. 7.00 Tutankhamun: The 7.00pm Mythbusters The 3.00 Amazon’s Electric Volkswagen camper van. Abraham Lincoln’s second 8.00 Nightmare in 8.00 A History of Britain Truth Uncovered The effects of igniting a sewer Fish (HD) 4.00 Dinofish 7.30 Work on the inauguration in 1865, Suburbia A woman by Simon Schama truth about the boy full of combustible gas. (HD) 5.00 World’s camper van is completed. when Petersburg and whose mounting debts Catholicism in England pharaoh’s death. 8.00 The team selects Biggest Cave (HD) 6.00 8.00 The duo try to Richmond fell to General led her to commit murder. during the Reformation. 8.00 Swallowed by the five random letters and Wild Vietnam (HD) breathe new life into an Ulysses S Grant’s army. 9.00 Born to Kill The 9.00 Ancient Aliens: Sea – Ancient Egypt’s e-mails to respond to. 7.00 Wild India (HD) old Volkswagen Beetle. 10.00 As news of life and crimes of serial The Ultimate Evidence Greatest Lost City 9.00 How It’s Made: 8.00 Wild Vietnam (HD) 8.30 The VW Beetle the surrender of the killer Gary Ridgway, Whether Earth’s stone The remains of the Dream Cars A look at 9.00 Wild Yellowstone begins to take shape. Confederate forces who evaded capture monoliths were built with lost city of Heracleion. the McLaren 650S. The wildlife found in the 9.00 Mike wants to spreads, actor and for 20 years. (HD) extra terrestrial help. 9.00 Greatest Tank 9.30 A profile of the US national park. (HD) splash the cash on Confederate sympathiser 10.00 The life and 10.00 Bible Secrets Battles The World War Falcon F7 supercar. 10.00 Wild Sri Lanka The a custom bus, but John Wilkes Booth crimes of Richard Revealed How accurate Two battles of El Alamein. 10.00 The Unexplained country’s wildlife. (HD) Edd favours a more sought revenge for the Ramirez, who spread the four gospels are. 10.00 The Battle of the Files Investigating the 11.00 Wild Thailand (HD) conservative camper van. South by assassinating terror in Los Angeles 11.00 Combat Trains Bulge in World War Two. case of the 7ft mothman. 12.00m’t Wild Vietnam 10.00 Mike sources President Lincoln. during the 1980s when 12.00m’t Gangsters: 11.00 Aircraft Stories: 11.00 Mountain Monsters (HD) 1.00am Wild a 181 Thing from a 11.25pm-2.30am Civil War he killed 14 victims. (HD) America’s Double bill. 1.00am 12.00m’t-5.30am X-Ray Yellowstone (HD) 2.00 collector, but is forced to 360: Triple bill. 2.30am 11.00 Born to Kill (HD) 1.00am Ancient Aliens: Egypt Unwrapped 3.00- Mega Airport: Back-to- Fish Warrior (HD) 3.00 dig deep for the purchase. The Assassination of 12.00m’t Witness (HD) The Ultimate Evidence 5.00 Off the Rails 5.00- back editions. 5.30- Wild Japan: Snow 11.00pm-6.00am Abraham Lincoln 3.55 1.00-4.00am Born 2.00 The Universe 3.00 6.00am Great Planes 6.00am Invention Nation Monkeys (HD) 4.00- Wheeler Dealers: Lincoln’s Last Day 4.45 to Kill: Triple bill. (HD) Combat Trains 4.00- +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00am Wild China: Further back-to-back Hell on Hooves 5.10- +1 hour SKY 5.00am A History of 536 263 557 260 Golden Monkeys (HD) editions of the series. 6.00am Aerial America 554 Britain by Simon Schama

48 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 6 December Sunday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00-9.00am Hospital Sydney: 7.00am Bargain Hunt 8.00- 6.00am Highlights 10.00 The 7.00pm FILM Over the Top: 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00-9.00am Community Triple bill of the series. 9.00- 11.00 Escape to the Country Hairy Bikers: Mums Know Best Drama starring Sylvester 7.00 American Chopper 9.00am-12.00noon Ghost 11.30 MasterChef Australia: 11.00am-1.00pm DIY SOS at Christmas (HD) 11.00 The Stallone as an arm-wrestling 8.00 Custom My Ride Hunters 12.00noon FILM Triple bill. 11.30 Extreme 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Hairy Bikers’ Twelve Days of trucker trying to win both the 9.00 Treehouse Masters Miracle on 34th Street: Couponing 12.00noon Build 2.00 Bargain Hunt Christmas (HD) 12.00 Hairy affection of his estranged 10.00am-9.00pm Tanked: Fantasy remake. (1973, Country House Rescue Bakers (HD) 1.00pm Hairy 4.00 DIY SOS 5.00 DIY SOS: 12-year-old son and the Back-to-back editions. U, 104min) ★★ 1.55pm 1.00-7.00pm Homes Under The Big Build: The team Bikers’ Christmas Party (HD) world arm-wrestling 9.00pm Shipwreck Men Sony Movie News Extra the Hammer: Back-to-back renovates the Norris Green 2.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums championships in Las Vegas. 10.00 Ultimate Cops: Police 2.05 FILM The Nutcracker editions, including at: 5.00pm Youth Centre in Liverpool. Know Best at Christmas (HD) (1986, PG, 93min) ★★ in Romania take a man (2010, PG, 108min) ★ 4.10 Lucy Alexander and Martin 3.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Twelve 6.00 Fantasy Homes by the 9.00 Fear the Walking Dead: suspected of theft into Will & Grace 4.45 FILM Roberts explore properties in Days of Christmas (HD) 4.00 Sea: Jenni Falconer helps a The Dog: 3/9. Travis, Liza custody, while officers in Stepping Out: Musical. , South Wales and Northamptonshire couple to The Hairy Bakers (HD) 5.00 Hairy Bikers’ Christmas Party and Chris face a riot, and Moscow become embroiled (1991, PG, 110min) ★★★★ Dover. 6.00 Properties in find their dream coastal home (HD) 6.00 Hairy Bikers: Mums Madison defends her home. in a car chase. 11.00 Amish 7.00 Miss Austen Regrets Shropshire, Kent and Derby. in Italy’s Abruzzo region.

Know Best at Christmas (HD) 10.00 Not Fade Away: Mafia 12.00m’t Monsters 9.00 FILM Sleeping with the Sunday 4/9. The family tries to Inside Me 1.00am Operation Enemy: Suspense thriller. adapt to the new world. Repo 2.00 Custom My Ride (1991, 15, 100min) ★★ 11.00 Rectify 12.00m’t 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark: 10.55 Younger 11.25 Hot Weeds: Double bill. 1.10am Double bill. 3.50 The in Cleveland 11.55 Ghost Fear the Walking Dead: Garage 4.40 American Hunters 12.55-3.35am Double bill. 3.10 Rectify Chopper 5.30-6.00am Ghost Hunters International 4.10-5.30am Weeds Mystery Hunters 3.35-4.00am Will & Grace CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 9.00Hoarding: Buried… 6.00 Fantasy Homes by… 8.00 The Hairy Bakers SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Access 9.10 Catch a 7.00 Homes Under the 7.00 Fantasy Homes by 7.00 The Hairy Bikers’ 7.30am Tomorrow’s World 7.00am Tia and Tamera 8.00 Contractor: Double bill. 11.05 Hammer Lucy Alexander the Sea Helping a couple Twelve Days of 8.00 The Key of David 8.30 News 9.00 Giuliana and Bill World’s Craziest Police and Martin Roberts of diving enthusiasts from Christmas Si King and The Lord’s Challenge 9.00 10.00 Keeping Up with the Pursuits 12.00noon- explore properties London fi nd a property Dave Myers cook dishes Rapid Response 10.00am- Kardashians 11.00 Wags 2.50pm Bar Rescue 5.00pm Judge Judy 12.00noon Keeping Up: 2.50pm Police Interceptors about to be auctioned. on the Jurassic coast inspired by each verse of Kardashian Family Rules near Weymouth, Dorset. the seasonal song. (HD) 5.00-7.00pm The Super: 3.50 Access 4.00-8.00 Police Back-to-back editions. 12.30pm Kourtney & Kim Take Interceptors: Back-to-back 8.00 Hospital Sydney 8.00 Bargain Hunt Tim 8.00 The Hairy Bakers 7.00-9.00 Cops: Back-to- New York 1.00-7.00 Keeping editions. 8.00 Police Staff at Sydney’s Royal Wonnacott presents as Dave Myers and Si King back editions of the series. Up with the Kardashians 7.00 Interceptors: The police 9.00 Ice Cold Killers: An News 8.00 Keeping Up with helicopter pursues an armed Prince Alfred Hospital two French contestants cook their favourite the Kardashians 9.00 Keeping robber. A car thief treat a seven-year-old compete against an festive treats for families examination of murders in Up with the Kardashians NEW 9.00 Alaska. 10.00 Nowhere to EDITION 10.00 Keeping Up: leads officers on a girl who lost one of her English duo in Brackley, who will be spending Hide: Following private cross-country chase. legs in an accident. Northamptonshire. yuletide apart. (HD) Kardashian Family Rules investigator Steven Rambam. 10.30 Kourtney & Kim Take 10.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It 9.00 Hoarding: Buried 9.00 Experts Thomas 9.00 Hairy Bikers’ 11.00pm-1.00am Addicted New York 11.00 News Away: Double bill. 12.00m’t Alive A man who has Plant and Anita Manning Christmas Party Si King to the Life: Back-to-back 12.00m’t Botched 1.00am Ben Fogle: New Lives in the editions. 1.00am Ice Cold Sex with Brody 1.30 Wild UK: A couple living in kept his uninhabitable help two mother-and- and Dave Myers go Killers 2.00 Nowhere to Hide Teleshopping 2.30 News Exmoor National Park. home a secret from daughter teams search in search of the UK’s 3.30 Cops 4.20 Heir Hunters 4.30-5.00am Celebrity 1.00am Helix 2.00-3.00am his girlfriend and is for antiques in Barnsley, best party food. (HD) 5.10-6.00am Cheaters Style Story: Beyoncé. Police Interceptors terrifi ed she will fi nd out. South Yorkshire. CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums 10.00 A woman worries 10.00 Fantasy Homes SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, suspicious neighbours by the Sea As 6.00pm. Know Best at Christmas: Favourite family recipes for the F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 will have her house festive period. (HD) 11.00 The 6.00am Ninja Warrior 7.00 7.00am Storage Wars (HD) 6.00am Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) offi cially condemned Hairy Bikers’ Twelve Days of American Ninja Warrior 9.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 7.00 Oprah: Behind the by the authorities. Christmas: As 7.00pm. (HD) 8.00 Robot Wars 10.00 12.00noon Scenes (HD) 8.00 Oprah’s Knightmare 11.00 Fort (HD) 3.00pm Flipping Boston Master Class (HD) 9.00 Super 12.00m’t The Hairy Bakers: (HD) 6.00 Dance Mums Soul Sunday NEW EDITION 11.00 Hospital Sydney: Double As 8.00pm. (HD) 1.00am Boyard 12.00noon-3.00pm bill. 1.00-3.00am Extreme 11.00 Fantasy Homes by the Pointless Celebrities: Triple bill. with Jennifer Ellison (HD) 10.00 Say Yes to the Dress Hairy Bikers’ Christmas Party (HD) 1.30pm Say Yes to Couponing: Back-to-back Sea 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt: (HD) 2.00 Home Shopping 3.00-8.00pm Classic Who 7.00 The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (HD) the Dress: Atlanta (HD) editions. 3.00-6.00am Double bill. 2.00-4.00am 5.00-6.00am Jamie at Wants to Be a Millionaire? 8.00 Donnie Loves Jenny (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: The Hospital Sydney: Triple bill. Fantasy Homes by the Sea Home Christmas Special Back-to-back editions of the big-money quiz hosted 8.30 Wahlburgers (HD) Big Day (HD) 7.00 My Four SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN 9.00 Hoarders (HD) 10.00 Wives NEW EDITION (HD) +1 hour 285 +1 hour +1 hour by Chris Tarrant. 8.00 The 241 244 282 243 279 Hoarders: Family Secrets (HD) 8.00 Our Little Family (HD) Chase USA 9.00 TNA 11.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 9.00 Say Yes to the Dress: Wrestling: The latest TNA SHED FOOD NETWORK REALLY 12.00m’t Prison Wives Club The Big Day (HD) 10.00 Impact Wrestling action. (HD) 1.00am Hoarders (HD) America’s Worst Tattoos (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 11.00 Wrestle Talk TV 11.30 2.00 The Real Housewives 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 Videogame Nation 12.00m’t- of Beverly Hills (HD) 3.00 (HD) 12.00m’t Our Little 3.00am Robot Wars: Triple Wahlburgers (HD) 3.30 Family (HD) 1.00am Say Yes 6.00-10.00am Thinking Tackle: 6.00am Amazing Wedding 6.00am One Born Every bill. 3.00am Catchphrase Donnie Loves Jenny (HD) to the Dress: The Big Day (HD) Back-to-back editions. Cakes 7.00-9.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Fifteen to One 5.00- 4.00-5.00am Dance Mums 2.00 America’s Worst Tattoos 10.00am-2.00pm Total Minute Meals 9.00 Pioneer 8.00am-12.00noon 6.00am The Chase USA with Jennifer Ellison (HD) (HD) 3.00-6.00am Highlights Fishing with Matt Hayes: Woman 10.00am-12.30pm DIY SOS: The Big Build Back-to-back editions. Cooking Christmas with Matt 12.00noon Escape to the EXTRA 2.00pm Off the Hook: Extreme and Lisa 12.30pm Jeni Country 1.00pm A Place in COMEDY CENTRAL QUEST TRUTV Catches 3.00-6.00 Record Barnett’s Christmas Hamper the Sun: Winter Sun 2.00 SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 Breaking Fish: Back-to-back 1.00 Rosemary Shrager’s Escape to the Country 4.00 9.00am Malcolm in the F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00am-12.00noon Psychic editions. 6.00 Thinking Tackle Classic Christmas 1.30 Fantasy Homes by the Sea Middle 10.00 Deal with It 6.00am John Wilson’s Dream Detectives: Back-to-back 7.00-10.00 Thinking Tackle Delia’s Classic Christmas 6.00 Escape to the Country 10.30 Epic Meal Empire Fishing 7.00 Model Magic editions of the series. Danny Fairbrass and the 2.30 Barefoot Contessa 7.00 A Place in the Sun: 11.00 Impractical Jokers 8.00 Tommy Walsh’s Eco 12.00noon-4.00pm Crime team share the latest – Back to Basics 3.00- Home or Away Properties 12.00noon-4.00pm House 9.00 Designer Stories: Back-to-back carp fishing methods. 7.00 Man v Food Nation in Colchester and Portugal. Malcolm in the Middle 4.00- Homes 10.00am-3.00pm editions. 4.00-7.00pm 8.00 Danny and the team try 7.00 Man v Food Nation 8.00 I Should Have Died 7.00pm Impractical Jokers 3.00pm Missing Persons Unit: to catch carp around Europe. Adam Richman visits Skippers 9.00 Paranormal Witness 7.00 Impractical Jokers US Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Back-to-back editions 9.00 Ali is at the Loggies Smokehouse in Tampa Bay to Investigating an apartment 8.00 Epic Meal Empire 5.00 Clash of the Dinosaurs 7.00 Ink Master 8.00 Tattoo Lake in Kent with special sample smoked alligator ribs. in Washington, Missouri. 8.30 Frankenfood 9.00 6.00 Tanked 7.00 Wheeler Rescue: Advice for failing guest Jake Wildbore. 7.30 Adam heads to 10.00 Most Haunted NEW and the Dealers Revisited 8.00 tattoo shops. 9.00-11.00 10.00 Total Fishing with Prince’s Hot Chicken in EDITION The oldest house Award-Winning Mince Pie Salvage Hunters 9.00 Battle Tattoo Nightmares: Matt Hayes Double bill Nashville, Tennessee. in Skegness, Lincolnshire. 10.00pm-12.00m’t Friends Castle with Dan Snow 10.00 Back-to-back editions. featuring angling advice 8.00-11.00 Mystery Diners 11.00 Ghost Adventures 12.00m’t Broad City 12.30am Death Machines: The killing People with bad tattoos from the master fisherman. Back-to-back editions of 12.00m’t Cold Justice Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast machines used by Romans. seek expert help. 11.00pm-2.00am Total Fishing the series, including at: 1.00am Paranormal Witness 1.30 Sean Lock Live 2.35 11.00 Egypt’s Mystery 11.00 Conspiracy Theory with Matt Hayes: Back-to- 10.30 A dispute over which 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Epic Meal Empire 3.05 Chamber 12.00m’t Forensic with Jesse Ventura: Double back editions. 2.00am Off waiter to promote to manager. Dr G: Medical Examiner 4.45 Deal with It 3.30 Comedy Detectives: Double bill. bill. 1.00-5.00am North the Hook: Extreme Catches 11.00pm-3.00am Diners, One Born Every Minute – Central at the Comedy Store 2.00am Designer Homes Mission Road: Back-to-back 3.00-5.30 Record Breaking Drive-Ins and Dives What Happened Next? 3.55 South Park 4.20- 3.00 Model Magic 4.00- editions of the series. 5.00- 6.00am The King of Queens 6.00am Desert Car Kings 6.00am Crime Stories Fish: Back-to-back editions. +1 hour SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am Helicopter 5.30-6.00am Model Mania 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Shelby 7.45 Ghosthunters 6.00am Tangled 7.45 Frozen 6.00am Christmas in Wonderland 6.00am Lethal Weapon 8.00 Lethal 6.05am Monkey Business 7.45 The on Icy Trails 9.30 The Good Sing-A-Long Version 9.30 Beauty 7.40 How to Train Your Dragon 2 Weapon 2 10.00 The Top Ten Harry Hill Movie 9.15 American Pie Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special and the Beast 11.05 The Lion King 9.25 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Show 2015 10.15 Charlie’s Angels 10.55 Superbad 12.55pm Last 10.00 Extraterrestrial 12.00noon 12.45pm Into the Woods 2.55 Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe 12.00noon Charlie’s Angels: Full Vegas 2.45 Eight Legged Freaks Cake As 10.00pm. 2.00pm Shelby Muppets Most Wanted As 10.10pm. 11.45 Maleficent 1.25pm Elf Throttle 2.00pm Predator Sci-fi Sci-fi comedy starring David Family adventure starring John Paul 4.45 Frozen Sing-A-Long Version 3.05 How to Train Your Dragon 2 fantasy with . Arquette. (S) (2002, 12, 99min) ★★ Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ Animated musical featuring the 4.50 Coming Home for Christmas (S) (1987, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 4.30 Who Framed Roger Rabbit 3.45 Maleficent Special 4.15 Taken voice of Kristen Bell. (S) (2013, PG, Family drama starring Carly and Britt 4.00 Predator 2 Sci-fi action sequel Comedy thriller starring Bob Hoskins. 3 As 8.00pm. 6.15 Ghosthunters 108min) ★★★★ 6.30 Beauty and McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ starring Danny Glover. (S) (1990, (1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ 6.20 on Icy Trails Family adventure the Beast Animation with the voices 6.20 Maleficent Fairy-tale adventure 15, 107min) ★★★ 6.00 Lethal 50 First Dates Romantic comedy starring Anke Engelke and Milo of Paige O’Hara and Robby Benson. with Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning. Weapon Action thriller starring Mel starring Drew Barrymore and Adam Parker. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ (S) (1991, U, 84min) ★★★★★ (S) (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ Gibson. (S) (1987, 18, 110min) ★★★★ Sandler. (S) (2004, 12, 99min) ★★★

Sunday 8.00Taken 3 6.30 Beauty and the Beast 6.20 Maleficent 6.00 Lethal Weapon 8.00 Superbad 8.00 Taken 3 Action thriller 8.00 Into the Woods Musical 8.00 Elf Family fantasy comedy 8.00 Lethal Weapon 2 Violent 8.00 Superbad Teen comedy 8 sequel starring Liam Neeson. fantasy starring Meryl Streep, starring Will Ferrell and James action thriller starring Mel starring Jonah Hill and Michael PM Ex-CIA agent Bryan Mills Johnny Depp and James Caan. A man raised as an elf at Gibson and Danny Glover. Cera. Two high school friends fi ghts to clear his own name Corden. A wicked witch agrees the North Pole goes in search LA cops Martin Riggs and embark on a quest to buy after being framed for his to lift a curse on a young of his human parents. With Roger Murtaugh investigate booze and lose their virginity. ex-wife’s murder. With Forest couple if they will help restore Mary Steenburgen, Ed Asner a South African attache With Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Whitaker and Maggie Grace. her once beautiful looks. (S) and Zooey Deschanel. (S) who is using his diplomatic (S) (2007, 15, 108min) ★★★★ 9 (S) (2014, 12, 104min) ★★ (2014, PG, 120min) ★★★ (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★ immunity for drug-traffi cking. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (S) (1989, 15, 110min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.40 The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The 10.00 Cake Drama starring Wardrobe Family fantasy 10.00 RoboCop Sci-fi crime 10.00 Last Vegas Comedy with 10 Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 10.10 Muppets Most Wanted adventure starring Tilda thriller starring Peter Weller. Michael Douglas, Robert De PM and Sam Worthington. (S) Comedy starring . Swinton. Four siblings discover A murdered cop is transformed Niro and Morgan Freeman. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ The gang’s world tour is a world cursed to eternal into a cyborg policeman. (S) (2013, 12, 105min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● hijacked by Kermit’s evil double. winter by an evil witch. (S) (1987, 18, 103min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (S) (2014, U, 103min) ★★★ (2005, PG, 140min) ★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● ●●● ●●● ●●● SEX VIOLENCE LANG 12.00m’t The Lost Boys Vampire tale starring Brittany Allen and Freddie starring Jason Patric and Corey Haim. 11 Stroma. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 12.00m’t Christmas in Wonderland 12.00m’t RoboCop 2 Sci-fi action PM sequel starring Peter Weller and (S) (1987, 15, 98min) ★★★ 1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 12.05am Herbie Goes to Monte Festive comedy starring Patrick ★★ Nancy Allen. (1990, 18, 114min) ★ 1.45am A Dirty Shame Adult Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ Carlo Comedy adventure starring Swayze. (S) (2007, 12, 98min) Dean Jones, Don Knotts and Julie 2.00am Romancing the Stone comedy. (2004, 18, 89min) ★★★ 3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 1.40am Coming Home for Christmas Sommars. (S) (1977, U, 105min) ★★ Romantic adventure starring Michael 3.25 The Monster Squad Horror Adventure, as shown at 6.15pm. Family drama, as shown at 4.50pm. 2.00 Glory Road Fact-based sports Douglas and Kathleen Turner. (S) spoof. (S) (1987, 15, 83min) ★★★ 5.00 Transformers: Age of 3.10 Born to Fight Sports drama drama starring Josh Lucas and Derek (1984, 12, 105min) ★★★★ 4.55 The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies Extinction Special With Alex Zane. starring Steve Austin and Daniel Luke. (S) (2006, PG, 113min) ★★ Magder. (S) (2011, 12, 90min) ★★ 4.00-6.00am The Jewel of the Nile Special A look at the animation. 5.30-6.00am Boyhood Special 4.10-6.00am Freaky Friday Comedy 4.50-6.30am The Fox and the Child Adventure sequel to Romancing the 5.25-7.20am The Pink Panther +1hour SKY VIRGIN starring Barbara Harris and Jodie Adventure narrated by Kate Winslet. Stone, starring Michael Douglas. Strikes Again Comedy starring Peter 302 402 Foster. (S) (1976, U, 100min) ★★★★ (S) (2007, U, 94min) ★★★ (S) (1985, PG, 104min) ★★★★ Sellers. (S) (1976, PG, 103min) ★★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 433 HD 304/331 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 6.20am The Adventurer: 6.00am The Golden Voyage 6.50am King Solomon’s (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Summer of Fear 7.00am Last Christmas 9.00 The Curse of the Midas Box of Sinbad 8.00 Harry Potter Mines 8.45 Tarzan’s 10.00am-3.00pm The I’ll Be Home for Christmas 9.00am A Christmas Tail 8.05 Mandela: Long Walk and the Deathly Hallows: Greatest Adventure 10.25 Incredible Hulk 3.00pm 11.00 Meet the Santas 10.40 To Catch a Yeti to Freedom 10.35 The Part I 10.40 Harry Potter Taras Bulba 12.45pm Blood Warlords of Atlantis 1.00pm Christmas Lilies of 12.25pm Home Alone: The Purge: Anarchy 12.25pm and the Deathly Hallows: Alley 3.00 Cavalry Scout the Field Drama sequel Holiday Heist Comedy sequel. 4.55 Sherlock Holmes: The The Top Ten Show 2015 Part II 1.05pm Top Ten Show starring Billy Dee Williams. 4.30 Apache War Smoke (2012, PG, 87min) ★★ Case of the Whitechapel 12.45 Edward Scissorhands 1.25 Harry Potter and the Western starring Gilbert Vampire Mystery thriller (1979, PG, 100min) ★★ 2.25 Bicentennial Man Sci-fi 2.35 Captain America: Order of the Phoenix 3.50 Roland. (1952, b/w, U, 68min) starring Matt Frewer. (2002, 3.00 Range of Motion Drama drama. (1999, PG, 131min) The Winter Soldier 4.55 Harry Potter and the ★★ 5.55 Saddle the Wind PG, 90min) ★★ 6.40 starring Rebecca DeMornay. ★★★ 5.05 One Bad The Top Ten Show 2015 Half-Blood Prince 6.30 Western starring Robert The Evil of Frankenstein (2000, PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 Christmas Festive comedy. 5.15 Fantastic Four: Harry Potter and the Taylor and John Cassavetes. Hammer horror starring Peter A Christmas Without Snow (2012, 12, 91min) ★★ Rise of the Silver Surfer Deathly Hallows: Part I (1958, PG, 84min) ★★★ Cushing. (1964, 12, 94min) ★ Drama, as shown at 9.00pm. 7.00 Edward Scissorhands 9.00 Harry Potter and the 7.30 Longmire NEW EPISODE 7.05 My Mom’s New Boyfriend 8.30 The Twilight Zone The 7.00 Expect Delays Drama Fantasy with Johnny Depp. (S) Deathly Hallows: Part II 4/10. A tourist is found dead Comedy starring Meg Ryan. Beacon: A doctor stumbles with Wendy Shapero and Ted (1990, PG, 107min) ★★★★ Fantasy adventure starring in a luggage bag. (Series 4) (2008, 15, 97min) ★★ across a secluded town where Trent. (2015, PG, 85min) ★★ 9.00 Captain America: The Daniel Radcliffe. (S) (2011, 9.00 The Hangover Comedy 9.00 Single White Female a young girl is gravely ill. 9.00 A Christmas Without Winter Soldier Thriller 12, 130min) ★★★★★ starring Bradley Cooper. Thriller with Bridget Fonda. 9.00 Hammer House of Horror Snow Drama starring Michael sequel with Chris Evans. (S) 11.15 Harry Potter and the (2009, 15, 99min) ★★★★ (1992, 18, 107min) ★★★ A detective investigates a Learned and Valerie Curtin. (2014, 12, 136min) ★★★★ Order of the Phoenix 10.55 Queen of the Damned 11.15 The Juror series of grisly murders. (1980, U, 92min) ★★ 11.20 The Purge: Anarchy Fantasy adventure with Daniel Horror thriller sequel starring starring Demi Moore and Alec 10.05 An antiques dealer buys 11.00 Ebbie Contemporary Horror starring Frank Grillo. Radcliffe and Emma Watson. Stuart Townsend and Aaliyah. Baldwin. (1996, 18, 118min) ★ a mirror with sinister powers. version of ’s (S) (2014, 15, 101min) ★★★ (S) (2007, 12, 132min) ★★★ (2002, 15, 101min) ★ 1.40am Population 436 11.10 Captivity Psychological classic tale, A Christmas 1.10am Oldboy Thriller remake. 1.35am Harry Potter and the 12.50am Unforgiven Western Horror starring Jeremy Sisto. thriller with Elisha Cuthbert. Carol, starring Susan Lucci. (S) (2013, 18, 104min) ★★ Half-Blood Prince Fantasy starring Clint Eastwood. (2006, 15, 88min) ★★★ (2007, 18, 81min) ★★★ (1995, PG, 100min) ★★ 2.55 Air Force One Action starring Daniel Radcliffe. (S) (1992, 15, 130min) ★★★★★ 3.35 Sony Movie News Extra 12.50am Red Clover Horror. 1.00am The Waltons drama starring Harrison Ford. (2009, 12, 153min) ★★★★★ 3.05 Conspiracy Theory 3.45 My Dog the Champion (2012, 15, 88min) ★★ 3.00 Little House on the (S) (1997, 15, 124min) ★★★ 4.10-6.00am Young with Jesse Ventura Family drama starring Cody 2.40-4.30am The Dentist Prairie Double bill. 5.05-6.55am The Adventurer: Frankenstein Mel Brooks’s 3.50-6.10am Hollywood’s Linley. (2013, U, 83min) ★★ Horror with Corbin Bernsen. 5.00-7.00am The Christmas The Curse of the Midas Box horror spoof starring Gene Best Film Directors 5.40 Sony Movie News Extra (1996, 18, 88min) ★★★ Card Romantic drama Period fantasy adventure. Wilder. (S) (1974, b/w, PG, 5.50-6.00am Behind the starring John Newton. (2013, PG, 95min) ★★ 105min) ★★★★★ SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN (2006, PG, 84min) ★★ +1 hour 318 417 Screens How films are made. +1 hour 320 202

50 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 6 December Sunday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY SCI-FI/HORROR SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 309/336 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 311 /339 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 6.10am Felony 8.10 Pride and Glory 7.00am Holy Night! 8.45 The Good 6.00am S1m0ne 8.00 Project 6.00am Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 10.25 Black Rain 12.35pm Felony Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 9.15 Almanac 10.00 Guardians of the Special 6.30 March of the ■ Films start at 11.00am Crime thriller starring Joel Edgerton. The Nativity Story 11.05 The Galaxy 12.00noon Dawn of the Penguins 8.00 Big Eyes 10.00 A (S) (2013, 15, 101min) ★★★ 2.35 Muppet Christmas Carol 12.40pm Planet of the Apes As 9.00pm. Fistful of Dollars 11.45 For a Few 11.00am Destry Rides Again 1.00pm Pride and Glory Thriller starring Jingle All the Way 2 2.20 The Best 2.20pm Armageddon Sci-fi action Dollars More 2.00pm The Good, Kiki’s Delivery Service (Dubbed) Edward Norton and Colin Farrell. Man Holiday As shown at 9.40pm. adventure with Bruce Willis and Ben the Bad and the Ugly Western. (S) 3.10 Porridge Big-screen spin-off (S) (2008, 15, 130min) ★★★★ 4.30 The Nativity Story Biblical Affleck. (S) (1998, 12, 151min) ★★ (1966, 15, 155min) ★★★★★ from the popular prison sitcom. (S) 4.50 Witness Thriller starring Harrison drama with Keisha Castle-Hughes. 5.00 Project Almanac Sci-fi thriller 5.00 Big Eyes Biopic starring Amy (1979, PG, 90min) ★★★ Ford. (S) (1985, 15, 112min) ★★★★ (2006, PG, 101min) ★★ 6.20 starring Jonny Weston. (S) (2014, 12, Adams. (S) (2014, 12, 106min) 5.00 The Dark Crystal Fantasy. (S) 6.50 Black Rain Action thriller The Muppet Christmas Carol 106min) ★★★ 7.00 Guardians of ★★★ 7.00 Platoon Vietnam War (1982, PG, 94min) ★★★★ 6.50 starring Michael Douglas and Andy Festive comedy starring Michael the Galaxy Sci-fi fantasy with Chris drama starring Charlie Sheen. The Three Musketeers Adventure. Garcia. (S) (1989, 18, 120min) ★★★ Caine. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ Pratt. (S) (2014, 12, 121min) ★★★★ (S) (1986, 15, 120min) ★★★★ (S) (2011, 12, 110min) ★★★ Sunday

11.05Edison 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 7.00 Guardians of the Galaxy 7.00 Platoon 9.00 ’71 Black Rain 8.00 Jingle All the Way 2 Guardians of the Galaxy Platoon The Three Musketeers (fi lm started at 6.50pm) Christmas comedy sequel (fi lm started at 7.00pm) (fi lm started at 7.00pm) (fi lm started at 6.50pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● starring Larry the Cable Guy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM and Brian Stepanek. A man desperate to earn his stepdaughter’s love goes to 9.00 Training Day Police thriller ridiculous lengths to attain a 9.00 Dawn of the Planet of 9.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 9.00 ’71 Thriller starring Jack starring Denzel Washington popular toy. (2014, U, 90min) ★ the Apes Sci-fi thriller sequel ’s fact-based O’Connell. A British soldier sent 9 and Ethan Hawke. The SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● starring Andy Serkis and Jason drama starring Leonardo to Belfast in 1971 fi nds himself PM proposed new recruit to an Clarke. The leader of a colony DiCaprio and Jonah Hill. A New lost and alone in a hostile area elite Los Angeles narcotics 9.40 The Best Man Holiday of intelligent apes tries to York stockbroker lives a life of in the aftermath of a riot. (S) squad discovers that the Comedy drama sequel starring prevent his tribe going to war debauchery as he gets rich (2014, 15, 97min) ★★★★ unit’s leader is involved in Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, against the human race. (S) through illegal trading. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● the drugs underworld. (S) Terrence Howard and Monica (2014, 12, 127min) ★★★★ (2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★ 10 (2001, 18, 121min) ★★★ Calhoun. A group of former SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● college friends reunite to celebrate Christmas together. (S) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ 10.55 An Offi cer and a SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Gentleman Gritty romantic 11.15 Annabelle Horror starring drama starring Richard Gere 11.05 Edison Crime thriller starring 11.50 Jack Frost Fantasy drama Annabelle Wallis and Ward Horton. 12.00m’t Black Snake Moan Deep 11 ★★ and Debra Winger. (S) (1981, PM Justin Timberlake and Morgan starring Michael Keaton and Kelly (S) (2014, 15, 97min) South melodrama starring Samuel L ★★★★ Freeman. (2005, 15, 97min) ★★★ Preston. (S) (1998, PG, 97min) ★ 1.00am Cyborg Sci-fi action Jackson and Justin Timberlake. (S) 15, 125min) ●●● ●●● ●●● 12.45am Internal Affairs Thriller with 1.40am Snowmen Family comedy adventure starring Jean-Claude Van (2006, 15, 115min) ★★★ SEX VIOLENCE LANG Richard Gere and Andy Garcia. (S) drama starring Bobby Coleman. Damme. (1989, 18, 86min) ★ 2.00am The Canyons Thriller starring (1990, 18, 117min) ★★★★ (S) (2010, PG, 81min) ★★ 2.30 Highwaymen Road thriller Lindsay Lohan, James Deen and 2.40 Training Day As 9.00pm. 3.15 Snow Day Comedy starring Chris starring Jim Caviezel and Rhona Nolan Funk. (S) (2013, 18, 96min) ★ 1.25-3.50am Summer in February 4.45-6.25am Sam Churchill: Elliot. (S) (2000, PG, 89min) ★★ Mitra. (S) (2003, 18, 81min) ★★ 3.45-5.30am Easy Rider Cult road Period drama, starring Dominic Search for a Homeless Man Thriller 4.50-6.30am Holy Night! Animated 3.55-6.00am S1m0ne Comedy with movie starring Peter Fonda, Dennis Cooper. (S) (2013, 15, 100min) ★★★ starring John Schneider and Robin fantasy featuring the voice of Anabel Al Pacino and Catherine Keener. Hopper and Jack Nicholson. (S) +1hour SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT Lively. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★ Alonso. (S) (2011, U, 92min) ★★★ (S) (2002, PG, 117min) ★★★ (1969, 18, 94min) ★★★★★ 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am The Light Before 7.00am Santa’s Secret 9.00 6.00am Riff-Raff 7.40 Men in 6.10pm Bruce Almighty Channel 5 Fantasy 10.00pm Django Unchained Channel 5 Christmas 9.40 Sony Christmas in Palm Springs War 9.40 Surface to Air comedy with Jim Carrey. (HD) ★★★ Western adventure. (HD) ★★★★ Movie News Extra 9.50 11.00 Angels in the Snow 11.35 Solar Attack 1.25pm 6.40pm Back to the Future Part III ITV2 10.00pm The Constant Gardener ITV3 A Monster Christmas 10.50 1.00pm A Magic Christmas The Elite 3.15 Scorpio One Time-travel adventure. (HD) ★★★★ Romantic . (HD) ★★★★ Sony Movie News Extra Drama starring C Thomas Sci-fi thriller starring Robin ★★ ★★★★ 11.00 K9 Christmas Howell. (2014, U, 80min) ★★ Curtis. (1998, 12, 92min) ★★ 7.00pm Over the Top AMC 10.00pm Easy Money BBC4 ★★★★ ★★ 12.50pm Sony Movie News 3.00 A Christmas Reunion 5.05 Hijack Thriller starring Jeff 7.00pm Wayne’s World Dave (HD) 10.50pm The Colony Syfy (HD) Extra 1.00 A Christmas Romantic drama. (2015, PG, Fahey. (1999, 15, 94min) ★★ 7.00pm Apocalypse Pompeii Syfy (HD) ★ 11.00pm Brooklyn’s Finest BBC2 (Not Scot/ Wish 3.05 Christmas in the 120min) ★★ 5.00 Christmas 6.55 Bullet to Spy 7.25pm Pina: Legend of Dance BBC4 Wales/NI) Crime thriller. (HD) ★★★ Clouds 5.00 To Catch a Yeti Confession Romantic drama thriller starring Michael Caine Dance documentary. (HD) ★★★ 11.05pm The Five-Year Engagement 6.55 12 Dogs of Christmas: starring Sarah Lancaster. and Michael Gambon. 8.10pm Bulletproof Monk Channel 5 Channel 4 Romantic comedy. (HD) ★★★ Great Puppy Rescue (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ (1995, 15, 101min) ★★ Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★★ 11.05pm Daylight ITV4 (HD) ★★★ 9.00 Home for Christmas 7.00 Merry Exmas Family 9.00 Commando Leopard 8.25pm The Nutty Professor GOLD ★★★★ 11.25pm All Good Things BBC2 NI ★★★ Melodrama starring Mickey drama with Kristy Swanson. Adventure with Lewis Collins. 9.00pm Kull the Conqueror ITV4 (HD) ★ 12.00m’t Come as You Are BBC2 Scot ★★★ Rooney and Chantallese Kent. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ A guerilla fighter organises 9.00pm Rush Hour 3 E4 (HD) ★★ 12.30am Till Death Us Do Part ITV3 ★★ An ageing criminal strikes up a 9.00 The Most Wonderful a resistance movement ★★ ★★★ friendship with a six-year-old Time of the Year Romantic against a tyrannical dictator. 9.00pm Sleeping with the Enemy SonyTV 12.35am The Faculty ITV2 (HD) girl. (1990, U, 96min) ★★ drama starring Brooke (1985, 15, 100min) ★★ 9.00pm Crank Syfy (HD) ★★★★ 12.55am The Sitter E4 (HD) ★★ 11.05 A Holiday Heist Comedy, Burns and Warren Christie. 11.10 Shadow of the Hawk 9.30pm 8 Mile BBC3 (HD) ★★★ 4.00am Robin Hood: Beyond Sherwood starring Lacey Chabert, Rick (2008, PG, 86min) ★★★ Horror starring Jan-Michael Syfy Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★ Malambri and Vivica A Fox. 11.00 Christmas Under Wraps Vincent. A Native American (2011, PG, 90min) ★★ Drama starring Candace joins his grandfather on a 1.00am Tom & Thomas Cameron Bure and Robert tribal walk to ward off evil Thriller with Aaron Johnson. Pine. (2014, PG, 88min) ★★ spirits. (1976, PG, 92min) ★★ (2002, PG, 110min) ★★★ 1.00am Snow Bride Drama, 1.00am The Body Snatcher 3.15-6.00am Anna Karenina starring Patricia Richardson. Horror starring Boris Karloff. Screen adaptation of (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ (1945, b/w, PG, 79min) ★★★ Tolstoy’s romantic tragedy, 3.00-5.00am Christmas in 2.35-4.00am Journey into starring Jacqueline Bisset. Canaan Festive family drama Fear Spy thriller with Joseph (1985, PG, 130min) ★★ starring Billy Ray Cyrus. Cotten and Orson Welles. SKY (2009, PG, 86min) ★★ (1942, b/w, U, 71min) ★★★ +1 hour 324

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(S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 The Simpsons In Marge We Trust: 10.00 EastEnders 10.00 NEW Storyville: The Have I Got a Bit More News As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) Six Day War – Censored 6.30 News (S)(HD) Marge becomes a church volunteer. (R) for You 12.20am Doctor in the House 1.20 Weather 10.30 Bad Education Voices Veteran Israeli soldiers for the Week Ahead 2/6. Fraser prepares for the refl ect on a series of tape- 1.25-6.00am BBC News arrival of French exchange recorded interviews they gave students. (Series 1) (HD)(AD) in 1967 after returning home BBC1 NORTH WEST 11.00 NEW TO BBC3 American from the Six-Day War. (HD) Sky 958, Freesat 955 Dad! 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(S)(R) 1.45 The Great Pottery SKY 118 VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 136 VIR 144 F’VIEW F’SAT living room into a grotto and 7.30 Team Homer: Homer forms Throw Down 2.45- HD 118/225 115 6 113 HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122 Jon Bentley offering a hi-tech a bowling team and reluctantly 6.15am Previews take on a festive feast. (S)(HD) allows Mr Burns to join. (S)(R) 6.00am McBusted: The Hot Desk 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 (HD) 6.10 Totally Bonkers 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) N. IRELAND 8.00 Impractical Jokers 8.00 The Muppets Sky 972, Freesat 969 Guinness World Records (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement (HD) 6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) The guys return to a fast food NEW EPISODE 8/13. Kermit 10.00-10.30pm I Lár an .com/TVSatelliteWeek restaurant, pose as bouncers and suspects Becky may have skeletons Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.50 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I Aonaigh 11.15 Stormont Coronation Street (HD)(AD) Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) offer horoscope readings. (S)(HD) lurking in her closet. (S)(HD)(AD) Today 11.45pm-12.15am 8.50 The Cube (HD) Live at the Apollo 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 8.30 The guys try to sell 8.30 Modern Family 9.50 Psych (HD) 10.40 I’m a (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey diamonds to unsuspecting couples NEW EPISODE 8/24. Comedy Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! (HD) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of and pose as members of a very WALES (HD) Emmerdale following three dysfunctional Sky 971, Freesat 971 12.10pm S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I unwelcoming committee. (S)(HD) households. (Series 7) (S) (HD)(AD) 12.40 Coronation Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) No variations Street (HD)(AD) 1.40 Celebrity 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 9.00 NEW Benefi t 9.00 Trollied Catchphrase (HD) 2.40-6.00 (AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) NEW EPISODE 6/8. Gavin tries The Jeremy Kyle Show (HD) Beauty Queens ITV 7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE Documentary looking at people to keep his romance with Cheryl 6.00 I’m a Celebrity… Get No variations Me Out of Here! (HD) 6/13. Andrew tries to show relying on state welfare who aspire a secret. (Series 5) (S)(HD)(AD) off his tougher side. (HD) to glamorous lifestyles, including a 9.30 After Hours 7.30 You’ve Been Framed at Portsmouth woman desperate for S4C Christmas! Harry Hill serves 8.00 The Big Bang Theory SERIES FINALE 6/6. Disaster 12/24. Raj worries that a her children to take the beauty strikes when an upset Lauren Sky 13 4 , Virgin 166, Freesat 120 up a crop of festive bloopers. pageant world by storm. (S) probe he designed will not calls off the gig. (S)(HD)(AD) 7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 8.00 Two and a Half Men work in space. (HD)(AD) Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 10.00 NEW Danger: 10.00 Bring the Noise 14/24. Evelyn undermines 8.30 13/24. Sheldon 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn Jake’s confi dence. (HD) Teen Bingers 7/10. Ricky Wilson hosts the Da Newyddion S4C asks the gang to make life 2.55 15/24. Charlie persuades Documentary focusing on young comedy quiz, with The Wanted’s a’r Tywydd 3.00 Cegin 8.30 more diffi cult for him. people who are overweight, Nathan Sykes and actor Craig Bryn 3.30 Babi Del: Ward Alan to take a trip to Las Vegas (Series 8) (HD)(AD) with him. (Series 2) (HD) including 14-year-old Holly Roberts joining Nicole Scherzinger, Geni 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 9.00 Made in Chelsea NEW who is twice her recommended , Katherine Ryan and Stwnsh 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 9.00 Through the Christmas EDITION 8/12. The feuding BMI and has been offered a . (S)(R)(HD) 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r Keyhole Keith Lemon Watson sisters are close to Tywydd 6.30 Sgorio 7.00 rummages through the homes gastric band. (S)(HD) Heno Pobol y Cwm breaking point. (HD) 8.00 of three celebrities. (HD) 11.00 Britain’s Craziest Christmas 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 A’ale Ma’a Wau 8.25 Cefn Gwlad 9.00 10.00 Scream Queens NEW Lights The festive illuminations (Fish Out of Water) 2/22. A Texas Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 10.00 FILM American Pie: EPISODE Beware of Young of four households. (S)(R)(HD) Ranger arrives in search of his 9.30 Ffermio 10.00- The Wedding Teen comedy Girls: 7/13. Dean Munsch 12.00m’t Ben Fogle: New Lives in missing daughter. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 11.50pm Clwb Rygbi sequel starring Jason Biggs comes face to face with her the Wild UK 4/5. A couple who 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) and Alyson Hannigan. (HD) ex-husband’s mistress. (HD) swapped city life for a smallholding 1.00am The Force: Manchester (R) (AD) (2003, 15, 96min) ★ 11.00 Gogglebox (HD) 1.10am in Exmoor National Park. (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 3.00 Brit 12.00m’t Two and a Half Men The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.50am SuperCasino 3.10 Loch Cops: Rapid Response (S)(R)(AD) (HD) 12.55am Scorpion (HD) (AD) 2.05 Made in Chelsea Lomond: A Year in the Wild (S)(R) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) (AD) 1.50 Totally Bonkers (HD) 3.00 Scream Queens (HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) New issue Guinness World Records (HD) 3.50 Marvel’s Agents of 4.25 HouseBusters (S)(SL)(R) 4.45- 5.00-6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 2.10-2.20am Ariana S.H.I.E.L.D. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.35- 6.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) Documentary. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) on sale Grande: The Hot Desk (HD) 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1hour 177 155 44 128 +1hour 130 tomorrow +1hour 180 116 27 114 +1hour 137 146 29 123

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor TV&Satellite Week 55 MONDAY Entertainment SKY LIVING SKY ATLANTIC CHRISTMAS GOLD DAVE ITV3 ITV4 SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 SKY 108 SKY VIRGIN SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW SKY 119 VIR 117 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 120 VIR 118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 107/221 HD 111 HD 108/222 110 126 HD111 /246 HD 194 12 HD119 /263 HD 177 10 115 HD12 0 /268 HD 178 24 117 6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 6.00-8.00am Seinfeld: Back- 7.00am ’Allo ’Allo! 8.00 The 6.00am Home Shopping 7.00 6.00am On the Buses 6.25 6.00am Goals of the 80s (HD) 7.00 Nothing to Declare to-back episodes. (HD) 8.00 Two Ronnies 9.00 Last of the Flip Men (HD) 7.20 Storage George and Mildred 6.50 6.10 Gunsmoke 7.00 The 8.00 The Real A&E(HD) Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 Summer Wine 9.40 The Best Hunters: Double bill. (HD) Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She Professionals 8.00 Minder 9.00 UK Border Force (HD) Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) of Tommy Cooper 10.10 8.10 Ice Road Truckers (HD) Wrote (HD) 8.45 Where the 9.05 Alias Smith and Jones 10.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 10.00 The West Wing (HD) The Thin Blue Line 10.50 9.00 American Pickers (HD) Heart Is 9.45-11.05 Judge 10.10 Gunsmoke 11.15 The 11.00 CSI (Series 13) (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (HD) 1.00pm ’Allo ’Allo! 11.50 As Time 10.00 Storage Hunters UK Judy 11.05 A Touch of Frost Professionals 12.20pm 12.00noon Bones (Series 8) Blue Bloods (HD) 3.00 Goes By 1.05pm Cheers (HD) 11.00 Top Gear: Double 1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Wild at Minder 1.20 Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 1.35 Harry Hill’s Christmas TV bill. (HD) 1.00pm Storage Heart (HD) 3.15 Where the (HD) 2.15 Gunsmoke 3.20 Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) 4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) Burp 2.05 The Two Ronnies Hunters: Double bill. (HD) Heart Is 4.20 On the Buses Alias Smith and Jones 3.00 CSI: Double bill. (Series 5) 5.00 The West Wing: In This 3.10 Last of the Summer 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 5.25 George and Mildred 5.00 The Professionals 6.00 (HD) 5.00 Customs UK: White House: 4/22. (Series 2) Wine 3.50 Open All Hours 3.00 American Pickers (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat: Difficult Times: Kojak: A Long Way from Double bill of the series. (HD) (HD) 6.00 Cold Case: The 4.30 Porridge 5.10 Only 4.00 Top Gear (HD) 5.00 Dr Liz Merrick is mortified Times Square: Theo escorts 6.00 Nothing to Declare: Badlands: 1/23. Lilly revisits a Fools and Horses 6.30 Red Bull X-Fighters (HD) when one of her patients an important witness to Double bill of the series. triple homicide. (Series 2) (HD) The Best of Tommy Cooper 6.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) dies of an insulin overdose. New York for trial. (HD)

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Monday 9.00 Criminal Minds10.00 The Leftovers 11.00 The Catherine… 10.00 Crackanory 8.00 Agatha Christie’s… 9.00 The Sentinel 7.00 My Kitchen Rules: 7.00 Blue Bloods Lost 7.00 The Vicar of Dibley 7.00 QI XL Bill Bailey, 7.00 Murder, She Wrote 7.00 Pawn Stars Rick 7 Australia The two pairs and Found: 5/22. Jamie Alice suggests an , Jason Mirror, Mirror, On the struggles to get a deal PM with the lowest overall and Eddie go undercover unconventional nativity Manford and regular Alan Wall – Part One: Jessica for a fl ame-thrower. (HD) scores step into the in a jewellery shop in play starring herself and Davies try to answer host receives a visit from a 7.30 The pawnbrokers kitchen, but only one will an attempt to stop a Hugo as Mary and Joseph. Stephen Fry’s questions rival mystery writer. (HD) deliberate over a 1964 return for the next task. string of robberies. (HD) 7.55 My Family about lethal things. (HD) . (HD) 8.00 CSI Overload: 3/23. 8.00 Growing Boys: 6/22. Christmas Special Ben’s 8.00 Blackadder’s Most 8.00 Agatha Christie’s 8.00 Storage Wars: New 8 Catherine and Nick look Jamie has to defend his mother-in-law Grace Cunning Moments Marple The Blue York The buyers head PM into why an apparently conduct following the gets herself a boyfriend, A countdown of the Geranium: Miss Marple back to the Bronx. (HD) healthy teenager died death of a teenager. and Susan gives 40 funniest moments uncovers new evidence 8.30 Todd McCormick while undergoing Guest stars Charisma grandson Kenzo a third from the sitcom, with that could avert a scores some vintage therapy. (Series 2) (HD) Carpenter. (Series 4) (HD) birthday to remember. cast members, crew miscarriage of justice toys in Brooklyn. (HD) and celebrity fans after a millionaire’s wife is 9.00 Criminal Minds NEW 9.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Men Behaving 9.00 FILM The Sentinel choosing their favourite found dead in her locked EPISODE Awake: 8/22. Neither Rain Nor Sleet: Badly Christmas proves Political thriller starring 9 clips. Featuring room. Guest stars Toby PM The agents get inside 14/23. A postal delivery to be a time for refl ection Michael Douglas and contributions from Ben Stephens, the mind of a kidnapper truck is found abandoned for Tony and Gary. Kiefer Sutherland. A Elton and Stephen Fry. and Patrick Baladi. (HD) depriving victims of carrying $12,000 worth veteran US secret service sleep. (Series 11) (HD) of video games. (Series 3) agent goes on the run to fi nd a traitor and foil 10.00 Stalker Skin: 10.00 The Leftovers SERIES 10.00 The Offi ce Tim is 10.00 NEW SERIES Crackanory: 10.00 Law & Order: UK FINALE 10/10. Mystery drama 1/6. With Carrie Fisher and a plot to assassinate the 10 8/20. A family in a quiet nervous at the prospect Flaw: 1/8. A jeweller president. (HD) (2006, PM with Justin Theroux. (Series 2) Paul Whitehouse. See feature, suburban neighbourhood (HD) 11.10 FILM Phil Spector: of meeting up with Dawn. page15 (HD) 10.40 Would I is found dead with 12, 108min) ★★★ comes under attack. (HD) Drama starring Al Pacino. Lie to You? (HD) 11.20 Last his hands and teeth SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (HD) (2013, 15, 92min) ★★★ 11.00 The Catherine Tate Man on Earth NEW EPISODE missing. (Series 8) (HD) 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 1.00am The Knick 2.05 Christmas Show 11.45 French (HD) 11.50 Would I Lie to You? 11.15 Bundesliga Football 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Cold Case 3.00 Curb Your and Saunders 12.25am Men 12.30am Not Going Out (HD) Highlights (HD) 12.15am Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI Enthusiasm: Double bill. (HD) Behaving Badly 1.25 The 1.10 Crackanory (HD) 1.50 Premiership Rugby Union: (HD) 4.20 Border Security: 4.10 Star Trek: Enterprise Office 2.20 The Catherine QI XL (HD) 2.50 Would I Lie 11.00 Cold Blood 12.35am The latest fixtures. (HD) Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.10- (Series 2) (HD) 5.00- Tate Christmas Show to You? (HD) 3.25-4.00am Where the Heart Is 1.15 Motorsport UK (HD) 6.00am Nothing to Declare 6.00am The Petrol Age (HD) 3.00-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 1.35-2.15am Judge Judy 2.05-2.50am Ax Men (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269 6.00am Highlights 8.00 6.00am Andromeda 6.00am Sunrise 7.00 6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 6.00am The Encore Hour Chopper Squad 10.00 My 8.00 Star-Crossed Most Haunted 8.00 Hart of Dixie (HD) 8.00 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs Kitchen Rules: Australia 9.00 Are You Smarter Sixth Sense with Colin Fry MasterChef Australia (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May 9.55 The Memoirs of 11.00 Styled to Rock Than a 10 Year Old? 9.00 Monkey Life 9.30 (HD) 9.00 Tipping Point F. B. Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) Sherlock Holmes (HD) 12.00noon Britain & 10.00am-12.00noon Monkey Thieves 10.00 (HD) 10.00 The Bill Isles: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 10.55 Heartbeat Ireland’s Next Top Model Nothing to Declare Border Security: Canada’s 11.00 Humble Pie (HD) 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries Minute Makeover (HD) 11.50 Peak Practice 1.00pm The Biggest 12.00noon Monkey Life Front Line 10.30 UK 12.00noon MasterChef (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: 12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle 12.50pm Kavanagh QC Loser: Australia 2.00 My 1.00pm Border Security: Border Force 11.30 Australia (HD) 1.00pm F. B. Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & Show USA 1.00 Flipping (HD) 2.25 Life Begins Kitchen Rules: Australia Canada’s Front Line 2.00 Road Wars 12.30pm Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 Isles (HD) 5.00 Castle: Out NEW EDITION 3.25 Heartbeat 4.25 3.00 Million Dollar Listing: Stop, Search, Seize 3.00 The Jerry Springer Show CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The Double bill. (HD) (HD) 2.00 The Real Upstairs, Downstairs 5.35 NYC 4.00 Nothing to Nothing to Declare 4.00 2.00 Nothing to Declare Bill 5.00 Cops Uncut 7.00 Crossing Lines The Housewives of Miami The Memoirs of Sherlock Declare 5.00 Inside Harrow: A Very British 3.00 Border Security (HD) 5.30 CSI: NY (HD) Kill Zone. (Series 2) (HD) (HD) 3.00 The Millionaire Holmes (HD) 6.45 Gatwick 6.00 Four Matchmaker (HD) 3.50 School 5.00 Monkey USA 4.00 Road Wars 7.30 MasterChef Australia 8.00 Inspector George Agatha Christie’s Poirot: Weddings 7.00 The Steve Life 6.00 Stargate SG-1 NEW EDITION A team Be Beautiful (HD) 4.00 The Chocolate Box. (HD) 6.00 The Dog Whisperer Gently Gently with The Real Housewives Wilkos Show 8.00 NY challenge set by Marco 7.00 Stargate SG-1 7.00 Monkey Life NEW Honour: Bacchus and of Beverly Hills (HD) 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Med 9.00 Nothing to Pierre White. (HD) Declare: Double bill. 8.00 Supergirl EDITION 7.30 Monkey Gently delve into a world 6.00 Dinner Date (HD) Poirot The Dream. (HD) 10.00 Border Security 9.00 Dog the Bounty Thieves 8.00 Stargate 9.00 Honey I Bought the of military secrets. (HD) 7.00 The Millionaire 9.00 Scott & Bailey 5/8. USA 11.00 Sexcetera Hunter Leland attends Atlantis 9.00 Night Cops House SERIES FINALE 10.00 New Tricks Queen Matchmaker (HD) 8.00 An unconscious baby is 1.00am Eurotrash: The a birthing class. 10.00 Criminal Minds 8/8. House-hunting and Country: Sandra Dinner Date (HD) 9.00 admitted to hospital. (HD) Sexy Bits 1.30 Inside 10.00 Dog pursues (Series 4) 11.00 Nothing challenge show. (HD) reopens an investigation The Real Housewives 10.00 6/8. A couple Spearmint Rhino 2.00 two court absentees. to Declare 12.00m’t 10.00 FILM A Beautiful into the apparent of Atlanta (HD) 10.00 are shot dead in their Red Shoe Diaries 11.00 Prison: First and 24: Live Another Day Mind Biopic with Russell suicide of a Foreign Marriage Boot Camp: pub. (Series 4) (HD) 2.30 Most Shocking Last 24 Hours 12.00m’t 1.00am Road Wars Crowe. (HD) (2001, 12, Office diplomat. (HD) Reality Stars NEW 11.00 Broadchurch (HD) 3.30 Most Haunted Road Wars 1.00am 2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 136min) ★★★★ 11.00 Crossing Lines (HD) EDITION (HD) 11.00 12.05am Prey (HD) 2.10 Extra 4.00 Sixth Sense Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Most Shocking 4.00 12.30am CSI: NY: Double 12.00m’t Castle: Double Mob Wives (HD) Cold Feet 3.05 Life with Colin Fry 5.00- Men: Living Dangerously Most Haunted 5.00- bill. (Series 2) (HD) 2.15- bill. (HD) 2.00-4.00am 11.55pm-12.50am The Begins 4.00-6.00am 6.00am Animal 999 2.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00am Motorway Patrol 3.00am Grimm (HD) Murdoch Mysteries (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG 4.00 Road Wars 5.00- +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 6.00am Star-Crossed 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

56 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 7 December Monday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY ARTS SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am Malcolm in the Middle 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 6.00am Living the Life (HD) (HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Building the Dream (HD) Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 7.00 Great West End 10.00 Impractical Jokers Slayer (Series 7) 8.00 11.05 River Cottage Bites (HD) 10.00 Major Crimes Law & Order: Criminal Intent Theatres (HD) 8.00 Jonathan (HD) 11.00 Malcolm in the Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: (HD) 11.25 FILM The Man (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist: Miller’s La Boheme (HD) Middle: Double bill. (HD) Deep Space Nine (Series 4) from Colorado: Western. (HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Double bill. Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 10.45 Dangerous Edge: 12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next (1948, PG, 99min) ★★★ (Series 1) (HD) 2.00pm 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. (HD) A Life of Graham Greene Back-to-back episodes. (HD) Generation (Series 4) (HD) 1.25pm Time Team: Double Law & Order (Series 13) 3.00 Burn Notice (Series 5) 12.00noon-2.00pm Tales of 2.00pm Impractical Jokers: 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) bill. 3.35 (HD) 3.00 Major Crimes: (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: the Unexpected 2.00pm Double bill of the series. (HD) 2.00 FILM Avengers Grimm (HD) 4.40 A Place in the Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) Criminal Intent (Series 7) (HD) 125 Years of the Royal 3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- (HD) (2015, PG, 82min) ★ Sun: Home or Away (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol: Rumble in the 5.00 The Mentalist: Black Gold Concertgebouw Orchestra back episodes, including at: 4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 5.45 A Place in the Sun: Jungle: 12/16. (Series 4) (HD) and Red Blood: 6/23. (HD) (HD) 4.15 Falsifyin’ 5.00 6.30 10/24. Rachel meets Winter Sun: House-hunting 6.00 CSI: Miami: Witness to 6.00 Red Bulls: 7/23. Bosco Cirque du Soleil: Dralion: a man who looks exactly (Series 7) 6.00 Star Trek: in Gran Canaria. (HD) 6.50 Murder: 12/24. A diamond and Lisbon deal with a The circus troupe teams up

like Ross. (Series 2) (HD) Deep Space Nine (Series 4) Building the Dream (HD) broker is killed. (Series 2) (HD) kidnapping. (Series 2) (HD) with Chinese acrobats. (HD) Monday

11.30Broad City 8.00 The Librarians 9.00 The Supervet… 6.00 CSI: Miami 9.00 Family Guy 9.00 Katherine Jenkins… 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Star Trek: The 7.00 NCIS Missing: 20/23. 7.00 NCIS Rekindled: 7.00 Discovering: Grace The pranksters work Next Generation Clues: The team investigates the 21/24. A fi re crew Kelly A look at the life 7 in a nail salon. (HD) 14/26. The Enterprise disappearance of a Marine discovers a man’s body and career of the actress, PM 7.30 The guys see how crew loses consciousness and fi nd three former after putting out a blaze who starred in High Noon many pencils they can after passing through a members of his unit have at a navy-contracted and Rear Window. (HD) fi t into pockets. (HD) wormhole. (Series 4) (HD) 7.55 Grand Designs recently been killed. (HD) electronics company. (HD) 8.00 Friends 11/24. 8.00 The Librarians Kevin McCloud follows 8.00 Split Decision: 8.00 Playing with Fire: 8.00 Landscape Artist of Carol and Susan prepare NEW EPISODE And The a London couple’s 21/23. The remains of a 22/24. The team the Year 1/9. A search to tie the knot. (HD) Infernal Contract: 6/10. project to transform an Marine are found impaled discovers the elusive for the nation’s best 8 8.30 12/24. Joey dates a Baird helps a friend who uninspiring 1950s house on a tree stump in a arsonist was not working landscape painter. (HD) PM crazed fan. With Brooke is embroiled in a Satanic into a sleek, modernist forest. (Series 1) (HD) alone. (Series 9) (HD) Shields. (Series 2) (HD) scandal. (Series 2) (HD) masterpiece. (HD) 9.00 Russell Howard’s 9.00 FILM Star Trek: First 9.00 The Supervet: 9.00 Law & Order: Trial 9.00 Family Guy The 9.00 Katherine Jenkins Good News Festive Contact Sci-fi adventure Christmas in the Clinic by Jury Skeleton Key: residents of Quahog Feat. edition of the topical starring Patrick Stewart. Noel Fitzpatrick treats 8/13. Kibre prosecutes a become embroiled A performance by the 9 comedy from 2009. Captain Jean-Luc Picard a Labrador in need of man accused of killing the in a treasure hunt. mezzo and the PM and the crew travel back a hip replacement. (HD) key witness in a criminal 9.30 Peter discovers that recorded at Cadogan in time to 21st-century investigation. (HD) he has a vestigial twin. Hall, London. (HD) Earth to thwart the Borg, 10.00 Impractical Jokers the Federation’s deadliest 10.00 24 Hours in A&E 10.00 The Line: 10.00 American Dad! Double bill of the hidden enemies. (HD) (1996, A baby is rushed in after 9/13. Kibre attempts A neighbour promises to camera show. (HD) 12, 110min) ★★★★ suffering a fi t and losing to re-prosecute a take Steve’s virginity. (HD) 10 11.00 Lip Sync Battle (HD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● consciousness. (HD) serial murderer. (HD) 10.30 American Dad! (HD) 11.00 Il Divo: A Musical PM 11.30 Broad City NEW 11.10 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 11.00 Family Guy (HD) Affair – Live in Japan (HD) EPISODE (HD) 12.00m’t 11.10 The Librarians (HD) 12.10am Embarrassing 11.00 Law & Order: Trial by Jury 12.00m’t American Dad! 12.20am Sex & the Silver Russell Howard’s Good News 12.10am FILM The Vanishing Bodies Down Under (HD) (HD) 12.00m’t-3.00am Law 1.00 The Walking Dead (HD) Screen 1.35 RTS Short: 1.00am South Park (HD) (HD) (1993, 15) ★ 2.20 1.10 24 Hours in A&E (HD) & Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 Louie (HD) 2.30 Archie (HD) 1.45 Download 1.30 Workaholics 2.00 Haven (HD) 4.20 Buffy the 2.15 Salvage SOS NEW (HD) 3.00am Law & Order Eastbound & Down (HD) Festival 2015 (HD) 4.15 Deep Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am Vampire Slayer 5.20-6.00am EDITIONS Double bill. 3.10- (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 3.00 Family Guy (HD) 4.00- Purple Rises Over Japan Two and a Half Men (HD) The Captains Close Up (HD) 3.40am Gadget Man (HD) 5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 5.00am American Dad! (HD) 4.55 Bradford Shorts: +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN 2.20 (HD) 5.00-6.00am 127 133 194 136 139 196 125 150 138 165 158 Discovering: Grace Kelly (HD) CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 9.00am JAG 10.00 8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Undercover Boss 9.00am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Neighbours 9.30 6.00am The Waltons 7.10am Crusoe 8.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star 10.00 Matlock 11.00 USA (HD) 10.00 Come 12.00noon Access My Wife and Kids 10.00 7.00 Little House on Monarch of the Glen Trek: Deep Space Nine The District 12.00noon Dine with Me (HD) 12.10pm NCIS 2.05 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon the Prairie 8.00 The 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 12.00noon Star Trek Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 10.30 Four in a Bed FILM The Wrong Woman My Wife and Kids Waltons 10.00 Happy Creatures Great and Small 1.00pm CSI (Series 5) 2.00 The High Chaparral (HD) 11.00 Kirstie’s (2013, PG, 90min) ★ 1.00pm Cowboy Builders Days 11.00 FILM Annie 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Handmade Christmas 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Claus is Coming to Town: Goodnight Sweetheart NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges Judy 5.00 The District (HD) 12.00noon Posh 5.00 CSI 6.00 CSI: NY My Wife and Kids 5.00 Festive fantasy drama. 1.40 To the Manor Born 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 6.00 Knots Landing Pawnbrokers (HD) (Series 9) 6.55 Access Top 20 Funniest 5.55 (2011, U, 87min) ★★★ 2.20 Birds of a Feather 7.00 NCIS Silver War: 4/24. 8.00 Judge Judy Double 1.00pm Location, Location, 7.00 NCIS Legend – Part Access 6.00 Scrubs 1.00pm FILM I’ll Be Home 3.00 Monarch of the The team discover the bill of small-claims cases. Location 2.00 Four in a One: 22/25. The agents 6.30 Neighbours 7.00 for Christmas: Festive Glen 4.00 Bergerac entombed corpse of a 9.00 A Gifted Man Bed (HD) 2.30-5.00 travel to LA to work with Top 20 Funniest 7.55 family drama. (1988, PG, 5.00 All Creatures Great navy sergeant. (Series 3) In Case of (Re)Birth: Come Dine with Me (HD) another NCIS team. Access 8.00 Benefits 96min) ★★ 3.00 FILM and Small 6.00 To the 5.00 Location, Location, 8.00 Star Trek: Deep 11/16. A teenage mother 8.00 Legend – Part Two: Britain: Life on the Dole: Christmas in Canaan: Manor Born 6.40 Last Location (HD) 6.00 The 23/25. Agent Callen goes In Margate and Hastings. Festive family drama. of the Summer Wine Space Nine abandons her newborn Couples Come Dine with undercover. (Series 6) 9.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll (2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 7.20 Goodnight Jem’Hadar: 26/26. baby at the clinic. Me (HD) 7.00 Come 5.00 Happy Days 6.00 Gary’s An alien woman pleads 10.00 Dine with Me (HD) 9.00 NCIS: New Orleans Take It Away 10.00 Sweetheart for help. (Series 2) 10/18. Miranda assures My City: 24/24. Pride Britain’s Flashiest Families Touched by an Angel personality changes. 8.00 Location, Location, suspects a mole is 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 9.00 Ultimate Force her bartender boyfriend Location (HD) 9.00 11.00 On Benefits: The 8.00 The Inspector among the ranks. Never Go Back: 2/4. A the social divide is not World’s Weirdest Homes Millionaire Shoplifter 8.00 The Avengers Lynley Mysteries training exercise takes a important. (Series 2) (HD) 10.35 Obsessive 10.00 NCIS Ships in the 12.00m’t Britain’s Most 9.00 FILM A Christmas The Seed of Cunning. deadly turn. (Series 3) 10.35 Californication Compulsive Cleaners Night: 11/24. The death of Shameless Mum 1.00am Visitor Festive drama 10.00 New Tricks 10.10 Bad Girls Battle 11.10 Nurse Jackie 11.45 (HD) 11.35 Hunting the a Marine during a cruise Scrubs 2.00 The with Reagan Pasternak. Casualty: A car accident Lines: 11/16. (Series 3) Jerry Springer 12.35am Paedophiles (HD) is investigated. (Series 8) Nightmare Neighbour (2002, PG, 100min) ★★ has catastrophic 11.15 Walker, Texas Ranger Sex and the City 1.10 12.35am Supervet (HD) 11.00 NCIS 11.55 CSI: NY Next Door 2.55 11.00 Barbara Taylor results for the team. 12.10am CSI 1.05 Bad Californication 1.45 Nurse 1.35 The Great Polar 12.55-3.45am CSI: Ridiculousness NEW Bradford’s Everything to 11.20 Birds of a Feather Girls 2.10 Harper’s Island Jackie 2.20 Jerry Springer Bear Feast (HD) 2.35 Miami: Triple bill. EDITIONS 3.45-4.00am Gain: Romantic drama. 12.00m’t The Bill 3.55 Walker, Texas 3.05 Beverly Hills Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) 3.45-4.00am Access Chinese Food in Minutes 1.00-3.00am FILM A 1.00am Rumpole of the Ranger 4.40-6.00am 90210 3.55-5.00am 3.30-4.30am Come +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT Change of Heart: Drama. Bailey: Double bill. 3.00- Hawaii Five-O (Series 2) The High Chaparral Dine with Me (HD) 219 154 130 190 132 (1998, 12, 88min) ★★ 4.00am Garden Makers

TV&Satellite Week 57 MONDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made: 6.00-8.00am The Zoo: 8.00am Stephen Hawking’s 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: 6.05am Oz and James Drink to 9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 Double bill. 7.00 Bear Grylls: Back-to-back editions of the Science of the Future Back-to-back editions. (HD) Britain 6.30 Mysteries at the The Blue Planet 11.00 Born Survivor 8.00 Railroad series. (HD) 8.00 Wildlife at 9.00 Airport Security: 10.00 (HD) Museum 7.15 Cash in the Life (HD) 12.00noon The Alaska (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ the Zoo: Double bill. (HD) Colombia (HD) 10.00 Air 10.30 Pawn Stars (HD) Attic 8.00 Antiques Roadshow Life of Mammals 1.00pm Loud: Double bill. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Bondi Vet: Back- Crash Investigation (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Storage 9.00 Coast 10.00 Weather Planet Earth (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Double to-back editions. (HD) 11.00 11.00 Time Scanners Wars: Back-to-back editions. That Changed the World 2.00 David Attenborough’s bill. (HD) 1.00pm Alaska: Animal Cops Philadelphia: 12.00noon Nazi Underworld (HD) 1.00pm Pawn Stars 10.30 Dieppe Uncovered Natural Curiosities: Double The Last Frontier: Double bill. Double bill of the series. (HD) (HD) 1.00pm Highway Thru (HD) 2.00 Shipping Wars 12.00noon Time Team bill of the series. (HD) 3.00 (HD) 3.00 Railroad Alaska 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) Hell (HD) 2.00 Car SOS (HD) (HD) 2.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 1.00pm Indian Hill Railways Africa (HD) 4.00 The Blue (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 2.00 Animal Cops Houston: 3.00 Air Crash Investigation 3.00 Shipping Wars: Double 2.00 Great British Railway Planet 5.00 Life (HD) 5.00 : Double Double bill. 4.00 My Cat from (HD) 4.00 Great White Eaten bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars: Journeys 3.00 Coast 4.00 6.00 The Life of Mammals: bill. (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Hell (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Alive 5.00 Stephen Hawking’s Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Pawn Time Team 5.00 Weather David Attenborough Loud: The crew pushes to Houston (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: Science of the Future 6.00 Stars: Double bill. (HD) 6.00 That Changed the World profiles the tree-dwellers finish the Ferrari F40. (HD) Double bill of the series. (HD) Ice Road Rescue (HD) American Pickers (HD) 5.30 Dieppe Uncovered of the animal kingdom.

Monday 8.00 Fat N’ Furious…8.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky… 10.00 Lawless Island 10.00 Hunting Hitler 7.00 Coast 9.00 Africa 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Alaskan Bush 7.00 Ultimate Airport 7.00 Storage Wars Brandi 7.00 Coast The team 7.00 Planet Earth How the 7 Mike Brewer invests in People The Browns Dubai A stranded family and Jarrod argue over an travels from Bournemouth sun affects life on Earth, PM a rare 1967 amphibious get their fi rst offi cial is unable to pay a hefty odd horse’s head. (HD) to Plymouth, where Neil following a polar bear car, but it has problems job for the hauling excess baggage fee. (HD) 7.30 The buyers look Oliver explores Sandbanks preparing its cubs for a which will affect its business, but issues arise for 1970s memorabilia in Poole Harbour. journey to avoid becoming profi t margin. (HD) with their boat. (HD) in California. (HD) stranded on glaciers. (HD) 8.00 Fat N’ Furious: 8.00 Dr Jeff: Rocky 8.00 Drain the Bermuda 8.00-10.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 Medieval Dead 8.00 David Attenborough’s 8 Rolling Thunder SERIES Mountain Vet NEW Triangle An exploration Lili the intern is given The team travels to Natural Curiosities PM FINALE The team works EDITION A golden of the 450,000 square an appraisal. (HD) Montsegur in France Nature’s anomalies. (HD) on a 1967 El Camino in retriever is rushed into mile area of ocean, 8.30 The guys are offered to investigate the 8.30 The creatures that New Orleans. (HD) surgery after swallowing using sonar data. Dwight D Eisenhower’s massacre of hundreds have led to accusations a child’s dummy. (HD) war memoirs. (HD) of Cathars in 1244. of forgery. (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud NEW 9.00 Tanked Former 9.00 Terror in the Skies 9.00 NEW EDITIONS 9.00 Edward VII: Prince 9.00 Africa Exploring the 9 EDITION Richard Rawlins Guns N’ Roses guitarist How the reliance on An unrestored BSA bike of Pleasure Unravelling landscape and wildlife PM heads to Indiana to try DJ Ashba asks Brett and increasingly complex from World War Two. (HD) the mystery of the of Africa, beginning with to sell a Shelby Cobra Wayde to build him a technology in planes could 9.30 A letter from a monarch and showing meerkats, insects and prop car used in the fi rst creepy skull-themed cause pilots to make new World War One fi ghter how his legacy still the rarest fi sh in the Iron Man movie. (HD) aquarium. (HD) kinds of errors. (HD) is appraised. (HD) has relevance today. world in the Kalahari. (HD) 10.00 Fast N’ Loud: Demolition 10.00 River Monsters: Jeremy 10.00 Lawless Island: Mary 10.00 Hunting Hitler NEW 10.00 Fit to Rule: How 10.00 The Blue Planet: An 10 Theatre NEW EDITION (HD) Wade investigates the Loch goes on her first bear hunt. EDITION The team discovers Royal Illness Changed exploration of Earth’s marine PM 11.00 NEW Ness Monster. (HD) 11.00 (HD) 11.00 Survive the Tribe an underground U-Boat base life. 11.00 Life: The world EDITION (HD) 12.00m’t Fat Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00m’t (HD) 12.00m’t : in the . (HD) History The relationship of insects. (HD) 12.00m’t N’ Furious: Rolling Thunder Animal Cops Philadelphia (HD) North v South: The tuna start 11.00 Storage Wars (HD) between Victoria and The Life of Mammals (HD) 1.00am Fast N’ Loud 1.00am Dr Jeff: Rocky Mountain migrating to new waters. (HD) 12.00m’t Pawn Stars (HD) her son Edward. 1.00am Planet Earth (HD) (HD) 2.00 Fast N’ Loud: Vet (HD) 2.00 Finding 1.00am Legend Of The 1.00am Hunting Hitler (HD) 2.00 David Attenborough’s Demolition Theatre (HD) Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Wildest Monkey God (HD) 2.00 2.00 Storage Wars: Double Natural Curiosities: Double 3.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) Indochina (HD) 3.50 Animal Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00 bill. (HD) 3.00 Shipping 11.00 Time Team: Double bill. bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 3.50 Fat N’ Furious: Rolling ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer Airport Security: Colombia Wars (HD) 3.30 Pawn 1.00am William and Harry 3.50 The Blue Planet 4.40 Thunder (HD) 4.40-6.00am Has It (HD) 5.30-6.00am (HD) 4.00-5.00am Air Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am – The People’s Princes Life (HD) 5.30-6.00am How It’s Made: Triple bill. Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) Crash Investigation (HD) American Pickers (HD) 2.00-3.00am Royal Riders Forecasting the End (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI H2 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Air Wars: Double 6.00am : 8.00am Wild California: 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 6.00am Finding Your Roots 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am Hangar 1: The bill. 8.00 Killer Tanks Double bill. 8.00 How Big Sur (HD) 9.00 Wild How It’s Made: Dream 6.55 Hell on Hooves 7.45 8.00am-12.00noon A UFO Files 9.00 Ancient 9.00 Greatest Tank Machines Work 8.30 Patagonia (HD) 10.00 Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud The Medici: Godfathers Town & Country Murder: Aliens 10.00 How Battles 10.00 Battlefield: How Do They Do It? Peru’s Wild Kingdom (HD) 9.00 Wheeler Dealers of the Renaissance 8.55 Back-to-back editions. the States Got Their Double bill. 12.00noon 9.00-11.00 How It’s 11.00 Wild Vietnam (HD) 10.00 Chasing Classic Finding Your Roots (HD) 12.00noon Unusual Shapes 11.00 Soviet Hitler: A Profile 1.00pm Made: Back-to-back 12.00noon-4.00pm Wild Cars 11.00 Cuban 10.10 The Americans in Suspects (HD) 1.00pm Storm: WWII in the East Al Murray’s Road to editions. 11.00 How Do Scotland (HD) 4.00pm Chrome 12.00noon the Bulge 12.10pm Motives & Murders (HD) 12.00noon Conspiracy Berlin: Double bill. They Do It? 12.00noon Wild Vietnam (HD) 5.00 What’s My Car Worth? The Civil War 1.40 The 2.00 On the Case with Files: Unsealed 1.00pm 2.00 World War Two: The How It’s Made Wild Patagonia (HD) 6.00 Double bill. 1.00pm Medici: Godfathers of the Paula Zahn (HD) Complete History 3.00 1.00pm Mega Builders: Outback Wrangler (HD) Wheeler Dealers Renaissance 2.55 The 3.00 Homicide Hunter (HD) 2.00 A History of Britain Industrial Revelations Double bill. 3.00 7.00 Outback Wrangler 2.00 Cuban Chrome 3.00 Americans in the Bulge 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) by Simon Schama 3.00 4.00 Greatest Tank Mythbusters: Double bill. Double bill. (HD) Fast N’ Loud 4.00 Fast N’ 5.00 The Civil War 6.35 5.00 Gangs of Britain with Hangar 1: The UFO Files Gary & Martin Kemp (HD) Battles 5.00 Ultimate 5.00 How Do They Do 8.00 Wild Japan: Snow Loud 5.00 Wheeler The Medici: Godfathers of 4.00 Ancient Aliens 6.00 I Survived (HD) Warfare 6.00 Hitler: A It? Double bill. 6.00 How Monkeys Following Dealers 7.00 Chasing the Renaissance 7.50 5.00 Pearl Harbour: 7.00 Homicide Hunter 24 Hours After 7.00 Profile 7.00 Codes and It’s Made 7.00 Food Macaque monkeys. (HD) Classic Cars 8.00 Cuban Britain’s Lost Routes with (HD) 8.00 Crimes That A History of Britain by Conspiracies 8.00 Did Factory: Double bill. 8.00 9.00 Wild China: Golden Chrome NEW EDITION 9.00 Monkeys Following Shook Britain (HD) 9.00 Simon Schama 8.00 the Mob Kill JFK? Mythbusters: Double bill. Demetrio enlists another Escape in the Pacific Unusual Suspects (HD) Ancient Aliens 9.00 10.00 Ghost Asylum scientists working to mechanic. 9.00 Airplane 4-4-43 10.15 The Civil 9.00 Crimes That Shook protect endangered 10.00 Mind of a Murderer Bible Secrets Revealed Repo 10.00 Wheeler War: Abraham Lincoln’s the World: Double bill. 11.00 Food Factory golden monkeys. (HD) NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 Brad Meltzer’s Dealers assassination. 11.40 11.00 Ultimate Warfare 12.00m’t Finding Bigfoot 10.00 Mystery Monkeys 11.00 Snapped: Women Lost History 11.00 Britain’s Lost Routes with 12.00m’t Battlefield 1.00am Ghost Stalkers of Shangri-La (HD) 11.00 How It’s Made: Dream Who Kill (HD) 12.00m’t Conspiracy Files: Unsealed Griff Rhys Jones 2.00am World War 2.00 Ghost Asylum 3.00 11.00 Phantom Killer Cars 12.00m’t Cuban I Survived (HD) 1.00am 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens Two: The Complete Mystery (HD) 12.00m’t Chrome 1.00am Chasing 12.55am Escape in the Mind of a Murderer 1.00am Hangar 1: The History 3.00 Industrial 3.50 How Do They Do Dangerous Encounters Classic Cars 2.00 What’s Pacific 4-4-43 2.05 The (HD) 2.00 Snapped: UFO Files 2.00 Bible Revelations 4.00 Killer It? 4.40 How Stuff’s (HD) 2.00am Wild My Car Worth? 3.00 Civil War 3.15 Finding Women Who Kill (HD) Secrets Revealed Tanks 5.00-6.00am Made 5.30-6.00am Vietnam (HD) 3.00 Wild Overhaulin’ 3.50 American Your Roots 4.10 The 3.00-4.00am Unusual 3.00 Conspiracy Files: Hitler: A Profile Invention Nation Patagonia (HD) 4.00- Chopper 4.40 What’s Medici: Godfathers of Suspects (HD) Unsealed: Double bill. My Car Worth? 5.30- the Renaissance 5.10- +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00am Wild Bhutan: +1 hour SKY 4.00-5.00am How the 536 263 557 260 The Last Shangri-La (HD) 6.00am Wheeler Dealers 6.00am Hell on Hooves 554 States Got Their Shapes

58 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 7 December Monday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00am Quints by Surprise 7.00am You Deserve This House 6.00am Highlights 8.00 My 7.00pm FILM Irresistible: 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 7.00 Deliver Me: Home 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 Flog Christmas Kitchen – Sophie Thriller starring Susan 7.00 American Chopper Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Edition 8.00 Hospital Sydney It! 10.00 Escape to the Grigson (HD) 9.00 James Sarandon and Sam Neill. 8.00 Custom My Ride 9.00 Ghost Hunters 12.00noon 9.00 MasterChef Australia Country 11.00 The Hairy Martin’s Christmas Feasts (2006, 15, 103min) ★★ Bear Grylls: Born Survivor FILM A Christmas Wish: 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain 10.00 A River Cottage Christmas 9.00 Breaking Bad: Grilled: 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Drama starring Brian 11.00 Homes Under the 12.00noon River Cottage Every Feast 11.00 Perfect (HD) 2/23. Tuco kidnaps Walt Krause and Nancy Stafford. 12.00noon Nigella’s Christmas Operation Repo 12.00noon ★★ Hammer 1.00pm MasterChef Day 1.00pm Bargain Hunt and Jesse. (Series 2) River Monsters: Untold Stories (2013, PG, 97min) Australia 2.00 Country House 2.00 DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! Kitchen 1.00pm Jamie’s 10.05 FILM Money Train: 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 2.00pm FILM Christmas at Rescue 3.00 Homes Under 4.00 Escape to the Country Family Christmas (HD) Action comedy with Wesley Treehouse Masters 3.00 Maxwell’s: Drama. (2006, the Hammer: Double bill. 2.00 A River Cottage Christmas PG, 89min) ★★ 4.00 Ghost 5.00 Fantasy Homes by Snipes and Woody Harrelson. Food Factory 4.00 Tanked Feast 3.00 Perfect (HD) ★★ Hunters 6.00 10 Years 5.00 Hospital Sydney: the Sea 6.00 The Hairy (1995, 18, 110min) 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo A personal trainer suffers Bikers’ Food Tour of Britain: 4.00 Nigella’s Christmas 12.15am FILM The Blair Younger: The Challenge Kitchen 5.00 Jamie’s Family Witch Project: Documentary- 8.00 Redwood Kings 9.00 7.00 Ghost Hunters from a football injury. 6.00 A Si King and Dave Myers Amish Mafia 10.00 Bear woman fights a giant tumour. explore Worcestershire. Christmas (HD) 6.00 A River style chiller starring Heather International: Double bill. Monday Cottage Christmas Feast Donahue. Students encounter Grylls: Born Survivor 11.00 9.00 FILM Reindeer Games: supernatural forces while Thriller starring Ben Affleck filming a documentary. 1.00am River Monsters: Untold and Charlize Theron. (2000, (1999, 15, 76min) ★★★★ Stories 2.00 Custom My 15, 105min) ★★★ 11.15 1.55 Hollywood’s Best Film Ride 3.00 Cash Cab: After Ghost Hunters International Directors 2.30 Breaking Bad Dark 3.50 The Garage 4.40 12.15am Will & Grace 1.05 3.30-5.30am The Shield: American Chopper 5.30- Spooks 2.10 Soldier, Soldier Double bill of the series. 6.00am Mystery Hunters 3.10-4.00am Will & Grace CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 10.00Untold Stories of… 8.00 Bargain Hunt 10.00 A River Cottage… SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Bar Rescue 10.00 7.00 MasterChef 7.00 River Cottage Every 7.00 Perfect Mark Sargeant 9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 7.00am Jerseylicious 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Australia The red team Day Hugh rejuvenates and offer Heir Hunters 11.00 Real News 9.00 Jerseylicious Trailers 11.00 Police is put up for elimination. the working-week lunch, tips on how to cook the Rescues 12.00noon 48 10.00 Kourtney & Kim Take Interceptors 12.00noon 7.30 Lottery Changed My creating an extravagant classic turkey, ideas Hours: Mystery 1.00-3.00pm New York 12.00noon News Robson’s Extreme Fishing Life How America’s cheese sandwich and for leftovers and the Judge Judy: Back-to-back 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill Challenge 1.00pm Cops a home-made pasty. ultimate trifl e recipe. (HD) editions. 3.00 Heir Hunters 2.00 Keeping Up with the 2.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in youngest multi-millionaire 4.00 Real Rescues 5.00-7.00 Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas the Wild 3.00 World’s Craziest lost it all, and a music 8.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Nigella’s Christmas Judge Judy: Back-to-back 4.00 News 5.00 Kourtney Weddings 4.00 Bar Rescue lover betting his fortune David Barby and James Kitchen How to make editions. 7.00 Cops: and Kim Take Miami 7.00 5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks on the pop industry. Lewis help two teams of a Christmas cake. Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: News 8.00 Keeping Up with and Trailers 6.00 Robson’s 8.30 Beauty and the Mystery: Real-life crimes the Kardashians 9.00 Extreme Fishing Challenge rowers search for items 8.30 Recipes include and mysteries. 9.00 24 Botched 10.00 Keeping Up Geek Australia 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 at the Peterborough a Cuban chorizo and Hours to Kill 10.00 Jail with the Kardashians Beware: Boozed Up Britain The fi nal four pairs go Festival of Antiques. black bean soup. 11.00 Cheaters 12.00m’t 11.00 News 12.00m’t SERIES FINALE 9.00 FILM into battle in a medieval 9.00 DIY SOS A 9.00 Jamie’s Family Dog and Beth: On the Kourtney & Kim Take New War: Action thriller. (2007, 18, spectacular with the Hunt 1.00am 24 Hours York 1.00am Keeping Up 98min) ★★ 11.00 FILM Drive geeks dressed as knights. family looks to turn a Christmas A stress-free to Kill 2.00 Jail 3.30 with the Kardashians 1.30 Angry: Thriller. (2011, 18, garage into a bedroom. family Christmas. (HD) World’s Wildest Police Teleshopping 2.30 News 104min) ★★★ 1.00am Bar 9.30 The team renovates 9.30 Jamie Oliver Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 4.30-5.00am Celebrity Rescue 1.55 Big Easy Justice a home in Warrington for prepares snacks for the 5.10-6.00am Cheaters Style Story: Jennifer Aniston. 2.55-3.00am Access an expectant couple. festive season. (HD) CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 Untold Stories of the 10.00 Fantasy Homes by 10.00 A River Cottage SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, ER: A Chinese girl is the Sea A couple from Christmas Feast rushed into hospital with F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 intermittent seizures. 11.00 Essex with a budget of Preparing a festive 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 7.00am Highlights 11.00 6.00am Highlights 11.00 Say Hoarding: Buried Alive: £600,000 hope to medieval banquet. Pointless: Double bill. 9.30 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Yes to the Dress (HD) 12.00 Double bill of the series. relocate to the Kent coast. Catchphrase: Double bill. Property Brothers (HD) Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 10.30 Strike It Lucky 1.00pm Flipping Vegas 1.00pm Extreme Couponing 1.00am Dr G: Medical (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) Examiner 2.00 Lottery 11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m’t 11.00 Perfect (HD) 12.00m’t 11.00 Bullseye 11.30 The Bargain Hunt 1.00am Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen: Million Pound Drop 1.00pm 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Changed My Life 3.00 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) Hoarding: Buried Alive The New Reclaimers 2.00 Double bill. 1.00am Perfect Pointless 3.00 Fifteen to Something New (HD) 4.00 4.00-6.00am Homes Under Marbella 3.00- (HD) 2.00 Home Shopping One 4.00 American Ninja 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) Say Yes to the Dress: 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say the Hammer: Double bill. 4.00am Four in a Bed 5.00-6.00am Perfect (HD) Warrior 5.00 Fort Boyard 7.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN NEW SERIES Dance Moms Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta 241 285 244 282 243 279 Pointless 9.00 The Million 5 Choreographers Cuts 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress Pound Drop 10.30 Classic (HD) 10.00 Step It Up (HD) 8.00 NEW The Big Jig SHED FOOD NETWORK REALLY Who Wants to Be a SERIES FINALE (HD) (HD) 9.00 I’m Having Their Millionaire? 11.30 Bullseye 11.00 Hoarders (HD) 12.00m’t Baby SERIES FINALE (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 12.30am Family Fortunes Hardcore Pawn (HD) 10.00 Twin Life: Girls Who Share 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 1.00 Wheel of Fortune 1.30 1.00am Dance Moms 5 a Mind (HD) 11.00 Dr G: Pointless: Double bill. 3.30 Choreographers Cuts (HD) Medical Examiner (HD) 6.00am Thinking Tackle: 6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 6.00am One Born Every American Ninja Warrior 4.00 2.00 Step It Up (HD) 3.00 12.00m’t The Big Jig (HD) Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing – Back to Basics: Back-to- Minute 7.00 Home Shopping Fort Boyard 5.00-6.00am Little Women: LA (HD) 4.00- 1.00am I’m Having Their Baby with Matt Hayes: Double back editions. 8.00 Anna 8.00 Homes Under the Fifteen to One: Double bill. 5.00am Dance Moms (HD) (HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights bill. 9.00 : Olson: Bake 9.00 Pioneer Hammer 9.00 Escape to Double bill. 10.00am- Woman 10.00 Denise Van the Country 10.00 Haunted 1.00pm Miami Ink: Triple bill. Outen’s Christmas 10.30 Collector 11.00 Selling QUEST TRUTV 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill. Pioneer Woman 11.00 Fanny Houses Australia SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 4.00 Property Wars: Double Cradock Cooks for Christmas 12.00noon Ghost Adventures 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: bill. 5.00 Off the Hook: 11.30 Barefoot Contessa 1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 Rules of Engagement 11.00 6.00am Highlights 8.00 How Back-to-back editions. Extreme Catches: Double 12.00noon Cooking Christmas Escape to the Country 3.00 Friends 12.00noon Two Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic bill. 6.00 Thinking Tackle with Matt and Lisa 1.00pm Homes Under the Hammer and a Half Men 1.00pm Made 9.00 Put Your Money Detectives: Back-to-back 7.00 Thinking Tackle The Barefoot Contessa – Back to 4.00 Born to Kill 5.00 Impractical Jokers US Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 editions. 2.00-7.00pm anglers visit Thorney Weir. Basics 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Animal SOS 6.00 Selling 2.00 Rules of Engagement Salvage Squad 11.00 Desert Crime Stories: Back-to-back Meals 3.00 Holiday Baking Houses Australia NEW 3.00 The Middle Car Kings 12.00noon editions of the series. 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Double bill. Championship NEW EDITION EDITION 7.00 Escape to the 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 7.00 Tattoo Nightmares: 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Rules of Engagement 6.00 1.00pm How Do They Do It? Double bill. 8.00 Tattoo 9.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Two models learn to catch Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Big Build 9.00 DIY SOS: The Nightmares: Double bill. the Middle 8.00 Rules of Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put 9.00 Tattoo Rescue 10.00 catfish with their bare hands. Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Big Build: An extension built Engagement 9.00 Impractical Your Money Where Your 10.00 Custom My Ride Meals 7.00 Barefoot in sub-zero conditions. 10.00 Jokers US 9.30-11.00 South Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler RuPaul’s Drag Race NEW Sylvester Stallone gives the Contessa – Back to Basics Brainwashed: The case of Park: Triple bill. 11.00 Friends Dealers Revisited 6.00 EDITIONS Reality series team a large-scale project. 8.00 Barefoot in London 9.00 Maura Schmierer. 12.00m’t Russell Howard’s Bear Grylls: Born Survivor searching for the hottest drag 11.00 Custom My Ride Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 11.00 Born to Kill 12.00m’t Cold Good News 1.00am Live at 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 queen in America. 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 Justice 1.00am Paranormal the Apollo 2.00 Archer 2.30 Tanked 9.00 Gold Rush 12.00m’t-3.15am Crime 1.00am Thinking Tackle: Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Witness 2.00 Home Comedy Central at the 10.00 Deadliest Catch Stories: Triple bill of the Double bill. 3.00 Property Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Shopping 4.00 Real Rescues Comedy Store 3.25 Dirty Sexy 11.00 How Do They Do It? series. 3.15-5.00 Psychic Wars: Double bill. 3.50 1.00am Man v Food 4.45 One Born Every Minute: Funny: Olivia Lee 3.50 South 11.30 How It’s Made Detectives: Back-to-back Hillbilly Handfishin’ 4.40 Off 2.00-3.00am Mystery Diners What Happened Next? Park 4.15 A Life in Film 4.20- 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives editions of the series. 5.00- Helicopter 6.00am The King of Queens 2.00-6.00am Highlights 6.00am Crime Stories the Hook: Extreme Catches +1 hour SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am 5.30-6.00am Model Mania 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 6.00am Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a 6.30am Walking with Dinosaurs 6.00am Into the Storm 7.45 7.20am The Bad News Bears 9.10 Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 8.15 Glitch 7.15 Snow Buddies 8.50 8.10 Maleficent Special 8.40 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Noon 11.05 Tammy Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 10.00 Winnie the Pooh 10.05 Alice in Moshi Monsters: The Movie 10.10 10.00 Noah 12.30pm 300: Rise of 12.55pm Cop Out 2.55 The Extraterrestrial 12.00noon Shelby Wonderland 11.30 Tarzan 1.10pm Surf’s Up 11.45 Home Alone 4 an Empire As 9.00pm. 2.30 3.10 to Intern: Sky Movies Special Family adventure starring John Paul Disney’s The Kid 3.00 Mickey’s 1.15pm Penguins of Madagascar Yuma Western remake starring 3.10 South Park: Bigger, Longer Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ Twice Upon a Christmas 3.00 Moshi Monsters: The Movie Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. & Uncut 4.40 Jackass Presents: 1.45pm Cake As 10.00pm. 3.45 4.15 The Muppet Christmas Carol 4.30 The Nativity Story Biblical (S) (2007, 15, 117min) ★★★★ Bad Grandpa .5 Hidden camera Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies Comedy starring Michael Caine. drama starring Keisha Castle- 4.45 Into the Storm Disaster movie comedy starring Johnny Knoxville. Special 4.15 Taken 3 – Extended (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 5.50 Hughes. (2006, PG, 101min) ★★ with Richard Armitage. (S) (2014, 12, (S) (2014, 15, 82min) ★★ 6.15 The Cut As 8.00pm. 6.15 Ghosthunters Super Rhino 6.00 The Incredibles 6.20 Surf’s Up Animated comedy 89min) ★★ 6.30 Noah Biblical epic Cable Guy Black comedy starring on Icy Trails Adventure with Anke Animated comedy adventure. (S) featuring the voice of Shia LaBeouf. with Russell Crowe and Ray Winstone. Jim Carrey and Matthew Broderick. Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ (2004, U, 120min) ★★★★★ (S) (2007, PG, 85min) ★★★★ (S) (2014, 12, 139min) ★★★★ (S) (1996, 12, 96min) ★★★

Monday 6.15Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 6.00 The Incredibles 6.20 Surf’s Up 6.30 Noah 9.45 Cop Out 8.00 Taken 3 – Extended Cut 8.00 Alice in Wonderland 8.00 Penguins of Madagascar Noah 8.00 Tammy Comedy starring 8 Action thriller sequel starring Animated fantasy starring Animated comedy with the (fi lm started at 6.30pm) Melissa McCarthy and Susan PM Liam Neeson. Ex-CIA agent Kathryn Beaumont. Alice voice of Benedict SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Sarandon. A woman seeks an Bryan Mills fi ghts to clear his follows a white rabbit down a Cumberbatch. The birds join a escape from her dead-end life own name after being framed hole into a series of adventures. secret society of animals to foil by going on a road trip with her for his ex-wife’s murder. (S) (S) (1951, U, 75min) ★★★★ a plot for world domination. (S) hard-drinking grandmother. (S) (2014, 15, 110min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (2014, U, 90min) ★★★★ 9.00 300: Rise of an Empire (2014, 15, 97min) ★★ 9 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Fantasy adventure starring SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM 9.25 One Magic Christmas Sullivan Stapleton. A Greek Disney fantasy starring Mary general leads his navy into 9.45 Cop Out Action comedy 9.40 13 Going on 30 Romantic battle against the vast invading Steenburgen and Harry Dean comedy starring Jennifer starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Stanton. A daughter tries to armada of the Persian empire. 10.00 Cake Drama starring Garner and Mark Ruffalo. A ★★★ Morgan. Two suspended cops cheer her mother up – with (S) (2014, 15, 100min) get the chance to redeem 10 Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick 13-year-old girl makes a wish SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● the aid of her guardian angel. and fi nds herself miraculously themselves when they discover PM and Sam Worthington. (S) (S) (1985, U, 85min) ★★★ ★★★★ transformed into a successful a big drug-running operation. (2014, 15, 98min) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● ★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 30-year-old career woman. (S) (S) (2010, 15, 107min) (2004, 12, 98min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror. 11.00 Herbie Goes Bananas Comedy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.00 War Action thriller starring 11.40 Pretty Woman Romantic (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ adventure. (S) (1980, U, 93min) ★ Jason Statham, Devon Aoki and 11 ★★ comedy starring Julia Roberts. (S) PM 1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark 12.45am The Last Flight of Noah’s 11.25 Home Alone 4 Comedy sequel Jet Li. (S) (2007, 18, 98min) (1990, 16, 117min) ★★★★ Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ Ark Disney adventure starring Elliott 12.50am Con Air Action thriller ★★★ starring Mike Weinberg and French 1.40am Risky Business Comedy 3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Gould. (S) (1980, U, 97min) Stewart. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ starring Nicolas Cage and John ★★ drama starring Tom Cruise. (S) Family adventure shown at 6.15pm. 2.35 Treasure Island Disney 1.00am The Nativity Story Malkovich. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) (1983, 18, 98min) ★★★★ adventure starring Robert Newton. 5.00 A Million Ways to Die in the Biblical drama shown at 4.30pm. 2.50 Alien∑ Sci-fi horror thriller 3.25 Brewster’s Millions Comedy (S) (1950, U, 96min) ★★★★ West Special A look at the comedy. 2.50 13 Going on 30 As 9.40pm. starring Sigourney Weaver. (S) starring and John 4.20 Donald and Pluto (1992, 15, 115min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Bridge of Spies: 4.30-6.00am Walking with Candy. (S) (1985, PG, 97min) ★★★ Sky Movies Special 4.35-6.00am Pocahontas II: Dinosaurs Part-animated adventure 5.00 Sicario: Sky Movies Special 5.10-7.00am The Pink Panther SKY VIRGIN Journey to a New World Animated 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special A look +1hour ★★ with the voice of John Leguizamo. Strikes Again Comedy starring Peter 302 402 sequel. (S) (1998, U, 70min) (S) (2013, U, 90min) ★★ at the latest movie. Sellers. (S) (1976, PG, 103min) ★★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 433 HD 304/331 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 6.55am Dinosaur Island 8.25 6.00am Rocky IV 7.50 Million 6.10am Blood Alley 8.25 (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Monsters 9.00 The 7.00am The Christmas List A New York Winter’s Tale Dollar Arm 10.10 Remember Cavalry Scout 9.55 Apache Lost World 10.00 The 9.00 A Song for the Season 9.00am A Christmas Tail 10.25 Dracula Untold the Titans 12.15pm The War Smoke 11.15 Saddle Incredible Hulk 11.00 The 11.00 A Wind at My Back 10.50 Home Alone: The 12.10pm Annie As 8.00pm. Waterboy 2.00 Coach the Wind 12.50pm Kung Fu Evil of Frankenstein Christmas 1.00pm Holiday Heist 12.45pm An 2.15 Ex Machina As 10.00pm. Carter 4.30 Rocky III Boxing 12.50pm Horror Highlights Christmas Every Day 3.00 The Spy in the Green Evergreen Christmas 4.15 A New York Winter’s Tale drama sequel starring Hat Spy caper starring Robert 1.00 Highlander 3.00 Doctor 3.00 The Christmas Card 2.50 A Christmas Wish Drama starring Sylvester Stallone and Mr T. Vaughn. (1966, PG, 92min) Who 4.00 City Under the Romantic drama starring starring Brian Krause. (2013, Colin Farrell. (S) (2014, 12, (S) (1982, PG, 99min) ★★★ ★★ 4.50 Never So Few Sea Fantasy adventure John Newton. (2006, PG, PG, 97min) ★★ 4.55 The 118min) ★★ 6.15 Dracula 6.20 Rocky IV Boxing drama Romantic action with Frank starring Vincent Price. 84min) ★★ 5.00 Stealing Nutcracker Festive fantasy Untold Fantasy adventure sequel starring Sylvester Sinatra, Gina Lollobrigida (1965, U, 84min) ★★★ Christmas Comedy with Tony adventure with Elle Fanning. starring Luke Evans. (S) Stallone and Dolph Lundgren. and Steve McQueen. 5.50 Horror Highlights Danza and Lea Thompson. (2010, PG, 108min) ★ (2014, 15, 92min) ★★ (S) (1985, PG, 91min) ★ (1959, PG, 124min) ★★★ 6.00 The Incredible Hulk (2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 8.00 Annie Musical remake 8.00 Jerry Maguire Romantic 7.15 Fort Dobbs Western 7.05 The Hot Potato Crime 7.00 The Lost World 7.00 Range of Motion starring Quvenzhane Wallis. comedy drama starring Tom drama starring Clint Walker. caper starring Ray Winstone. 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. Sentimental drama starring ★★★ (S) (2014, PG, 115min) Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr (1958, b/w, PG, 90min) ★★ (2010, PG, 95min) ★★ 9.00 Banshee Chapter Horror Rebecca DeMornay, Henry 10.00 Ex Machina Sci-fi drama and Renée Zellweger. (1996, 9.00 Queen of the Damned 9.00 Rapid Fire Crime drama starring Katia Winter, Michael Czerny and Barclay Hope. with Domhnall Gleeson. (S) 15, 139min) ★★★★ Horror with Stuart Townsend. based on a true story starring McMillian and Ted Levine. (2000, PG, 90min) ★★ (2015, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 10.20 The Longest Yard (2002, 15, 101min) ★ Jason Gedrick and David (2013, 15, 84min) ★★★ 9.00 Last Christmas Seasonal 11.55 Man of Tai Chi Martial Comedy starring Adam 10.55 Buffalo Soldiers Cubitt. (2005, 15, 90min) ★★ 10.45 Blue Steel Action thriller drama starring Ray Winstone arts action with Tiger Hu Chen. Sandler and Chris Rock. (S) Comedy with Joaquin Phoenix. 10.50 Ultraviolet Sci-fi action starring Jamie Lee Curtis, and Pauline Quirke. (S) (2013, 15, 100min) ★★★ (2005, 12, 113min) ★★ (2001, 15, 98min) ★★★★ thriller starring Milla Jovovich. Clancy Brown and Ron Silver. 11.00 Little Women 1/2. 1.50am The Knights of 12.15am Million Dollar Baby 12.50am Town Without Pity (2006, 15, 87min) ★★★ (1989, 18, 103min) ★★ Drama based on Louisa May Badassdom Fantasy comedy Boxing drama starring Clint Drama starring Kirk Douglas. 12.35am The Stepfather 12.45am Under the Bed Alcott’s novel, with Meredith starring Ryan Kwanten. Eastwood, Hilary Swank and (1961, b/w, 15, 99min) ★★ Thriller starring Dylan Walsh. Horror starring Jonny Weston, Baxter and Susan Dey. (2013, 15, 85min) ★★ Morgan Freeman. (S) (2004, 2.45 Conspiracy Theory with (2009, 15, 101min) ★★★ Peter Holden and Gattlin 1.00am The Waltons 3.25 All Is Lost Thriller 12, 132min) ★★★★★ Jesse Ventura 3.30 Kung Fu 2.40 Sony Movie News Extra Griffith. (2012, 15, 83min) 3.00 Little House on the starring Robert Redford. (S) 2.30 The Waterboy Sports 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film 2.55 I Still Dream of Jeannie 2.30-4.30am Fear in the Prairie Double bill. (2013, 12, 104min) ★★★★ comedy with Adam Sandler. Directors 5.00-6.40am Comedy starring Barbara Night Chiller starring Judy 5.00-7.00am Ms Scrooge 5.30-7.00am Dinosaur Island (S) (1998, 12, 90min) ★★ Fort Dobbs As 7.00pm. Eden. (1991, PG, 91min) ★ Geeson. (1972, 18, 89min) ★ Fantasy starring Cicely Tyson Fantasy with Darius Williams. 4.10-6.00am Rocky III Boxing 4.50 Sony Movie News Extra and Katherine Helmond. (S) (2014, PG, 79min) ★ drama shown at 4.30pm. SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN (1997, PG, 84min) ★★ +1 hour 318 417 5.00-6.00am Providence +1 hour 320 202

60 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 7 December Monday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY SCI-FI/HORROR SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 309/336 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 311 /339 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 6.25am Bad Karma 8.00 Die Hard 6.30am We’re No Angels 8.20 6.00am X-Men 8.00 Batman Begins 6.00am McCabe and Mrs Miller 8.10 ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin with a Vengeance 10.10 Keeping Santa Paws 2: The Santa Pups 10.30 Interstellar 1.30pm Ain’t Them Bodies Saints 9.55 ■ Films start at 11.00am Rosy 11.45 Black Sea 1.45pm Rob 9.50 Elf 11.35 The Grinch 1.25pm Cloverfield As shown at 8.00pm. Northern Soul 11.40 Election the Mob Crime drama with Michael Let It Snow Romantic drama 3.00 X-Men Comic-book fantasy 1.30pm The Riot Club As 10.00pm. 11.00am Demetrius and the Pitt. (S) (2014, 15, 99min) ★★★ starring Candace Cameron Bure. adventure starring Patrick Stewart. 3.30 American Hustle Crime drama Gladiators 1.05pm The Long Gray 3.30 Grand Piano Thriller starring (S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 3.00 (S) (2000, 12, 104min) ★★★ starring Christian Bale, Bradley Line John Ford’s tribute to America’s Elijah Wood. (S) (2013, 15, 90min) Black Nativity As 12.00m’t. 5.00 Interstellar Sci-fi drama starring Cooper, Amy Adams and Jennifer most famous military academy, West ★★★ 5.05 Honour Thriller starring 4.40 The Three Dogateers Festive Matthew McConaughey. A spacecraft Lawrence. (S) (2013, 15, 135min) Point. (S) (1955, U, 131min) ★★ Paddy Considine. (S) (2014, 15, family adventure starring Dean Cain. goes in search of a new home for ★★★★★ 5.50 About Schmidt 4.00 The Cowboys Western 102min) ★★★ 7.00 Black Sea (S) (2014, PG, 88min) ★ 6.15 Elf the human race before a devastated Black comedy drama starring Jack adventure. (S) (1971, 12, 128min) Thriller with Jodie Whittaker and Jude Family fantasy comedy starring Will Earth becomes uninhabitable. (S) Nicholson and Kathy Bates. (S) ★★★ 6.35 The Women Comedy. Law. (S) (2014, 15, 112min) ★★★ Ferrell. (S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★ (2014, 12, 166min) ★★★★ (2002, 15, 125min) ★★★★ (S) (2008, 12, 114min) ★ Monday

5.05Honour 10.00 Last Holiday 8.00 Cloverfield 10.00 The Riot Club 9.00 Taken 2 Black Sea 8.00 The Grinch Comic fantasy 8.00 Cloverfi eld Offbeat 8.00 Election Satirical dark The Women (fi lm started at 7.00pm) based on the story by Dr disaster movie starring Lizzy comedy starring Matthew (fi lm started at 6.35pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Seuss, starring Jim Carrey. The Caplan and Jessica Lucas. A Broderick and Reese SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM curmudgeonly Grinch plots to New Yorker with a camcorder Witherspoon. A frustrated spoil Christmas for the citizens fi lms events as he and his Nebraska high-school teacher of Whoville. With Jeffrey friends react to a shocking comes to grief when he tries 9.00 The Green Mile Tambor and Christine Baranski. catastrophe in the city. (S) to check the ambitions of 9.00 Taken 2 Action thriller Supernatural prison drama (S) (2000, PG, 101min) ★★ (2007, 15, 81min) ★★★ an overachieving pupil. (S) sequel starring Liam Neeson 9 based on a novel by Stephen SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (1999, 15, 103min) ★★★★ and Maggie Grace. An ex-CIA PM King, starring Tom Hanks and 9.30 Batman Begins Dark SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● agent and his family are Michael Clarke Duncan. A comic-book thriller tracing the targeted by a vengeful Albanian Depression-era prison guard origins of Batman, starring gang during a trip to Istanbul. encounters a death-row 10.00 Last Holiday Comedy Christian Bale, Liam Neeson, 10.00 The Riot Club Drama (S) (2012, 12, 98min) ★★★ inmate who possesses a starring Queen Latifah and Cillian Murphy, Michael Caine starring Sam Clafl in and Max SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10 magical gift. (S) (1999, 18, LL Cool J. A New Orleans sales and Morgan Freeman. (S) Irons. Two Oxford students PM ★★★★ assistant fi nds out she has a join an infamous drinking 189min) (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★★ 10.50 Mud Coming-of-age SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● terminal illness and goes to SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● society, but are unprepared Europe on a luxury holiday. for how far they take their adventure set in the Mississippi (2005, 12, 112min) ★★★ 12.00m’t The Last Days on Mars hedonistic lifestyle. (S) Delta, starring Matthew SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Sci-fi horror starring Liev Schreiber. ★★★ McConaughey, Tye Sheridan ★★ (2014, 15, 105min) 11 12.00m’t Black Nativity Musical with (S) (2013, 15, 98min) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● and Reese Witherspoon. (S) PM Jacob Latimore and Forest Whitaker. 1.45am House on Haunted Hill 11.50 Scarface Brian De Palma’s (2012, 12, 130min) ★★★★ ●●● ●●● ●●● 12.05am Honour As 5.05pm. (S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ Horror chiller starring Geoffrey crime thriller starring Al Pacino. (S) SEX VIOLENCE LANG Rush. (S) (1999, 18, 96min) ★★★ 2.05 Face/Off Action thriller starring 1.40am Snowball Express Family (1983, 18, 163min) ★★★★ John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. comedy starring Dean Jones and 3.25 Let Us Prey Horror starring Liam 2.50am Bad Santa Black comedy (S) (1997, 18, 133min) ★★★★ Nancy Olson. (1972, U, 99min) ★★ Cunningham and Douglas Russell. starring Billy Bob Thornton. (S) (S) (2014, 18, 92min) ★★★ 4.35-6.20am Deep Family Secrets 3.20 Pete’s Christmas Fantasy (2003, 15, 91min) ★★★★ 1.25-3.30am Office Space Satirical Thriller starring Angie Dickinson, starring Zachary Gordon and Molly 5.00 The Martian: Sky Movies Special 4.40-6.20am The Gunfighter Classic comedy. (S) (1999, 15, 86min) ★★★ ★★ 5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of Molly Gross and Richard Crenna. Parker. (S) (2013, PG, 86min) Western starring Gregory Peck. (S) +1hour SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★ 5.00-6.30am Let It Snow As 1.25pm. Extinction Special With Alex Zane. (1950, b/w, U, 84min) ★★★★ 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am The Secret Agent 7.00am Naughty or Nice 9.00 6.00am The Blitz on 7.00pm Irresistible AMC Thriller starring 10.00pm American Pie: The Wedding ITV2 Club 10.50 Sony Movie Christmas Angel 11.00 A Hamburg 7.15 The Susan Sarandon and Sam Neill. ★★ Teen comedy sequel starring Jason Biggs News Extra 11.00 The Boy Royal Christmas 1.00pm An Messerschmitt BF109 8.25 9.00pm The Sentinel ITV4 Political thriller and Alyson Hannigan. (HD) ★ Who Saved Christmas En Vogue Christmas Drama Paratroop Command 9.55 starring Michael Douglas. (HD) ★★★ 10.05pm Money Train AMC Action comedy 1.00pm A Perfect Day 2.50 starring Terry Ellis and Cindy The House of Intrigue 11.50 starring Woody Harrelson. ★★ Sony Movie News Extra Herron. (2014, U, 90min) ★★ From Remagen to the Elbe 9.00pm War Spike Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jet Li. ★★ 11.00pm Drive Angry Spike Supernatural 3.00 K9 Christmas 4.50 3.00 Back to Christmas 1.05pm The Last Blitzkrieg action thriller starring Nicolas Cage. ★★★ Sony Movie News Extra Fantasy with Kelly Overton. 2.50 Tunes of Glory 5.05 9.00pm Reindeer Games SonyTV Thriller ★★★ 5.00 Deep Winter 6.50 (2014, U, 86min) ★★ 5.00 Battle of the V1 World War with Ben Affleck and Charlize Theron. 12.10am The Vanishing Syfy Suspense ★ Mirrormask Fantasy starring A Mission for Christmas Two drama starring Michael 9.00pm Star Trek: First Contact Syfy Sci-fi thriller starring Jeff Bridges. (HD) Stephanie Leonidas. (2005, Drama starring Lindsey Gort. Rennie and Patricia Medina. adventure starring Patrick Stewart, Brent 1.55am Play Channel 4 Swedish drama PG, 101min) ★★★★ (2015, PG, 88min) ★★ (1958, b/w, PG, 109min) ★★ Spiner and Alice Krige. (HD) ★★★★ starring Kevin Vaz. Subtitled. (HD) ★★★ 9.00 Starship Troopers 3: 7.00 Merry Kissmas! Romantic 7.10 Marine Raiders World War Marauder Sci-fi thriller drama starring Karissa Staples Two drama starring Robert sequel with Casper Van Dien. and Brant Daugherty. Ryan and Ruth Hussey. (2008, 15, 105min) ★★★ 9.00 Once Upon a Holiday (1944, b/w, PG, 90min) ★★ 11.10 Decoys 2: Alien Romantic drama, starring Tara 9.00 Massacre in Rome War Seduction Sci-fi horror Wilson and Sunita Prasad. drama with thriller. (2007, 15, 90min) ★★ (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ and Marcello Mastrioanni. 1.05am Mardock Scramble: 11.00 A Perfect Christmas List (1973, 15, 103min) ★★ The First Compression Drama starring Ellen Hollman, 11.10 Saints and Soldiers Animated sci-fi adventure. Beth Broderick and Aaron World War Two adventure (2010, 18, 65min) ★★ Hill. (2014, U, 88min) ★★ starring Corbin Allred. 2.25 Mardock Scramble: 1.00am Christmas Miracle (2003, 15, 87min) ★★★ The Second Combustion Festive drama with Allison 1.00am Fast Jets The world’s Sci-fi. (2011, 15, 61min) ★★ Hossack and Aaron Pearl. fastest and most agile aircraft. 3.45-6.00am Fools Rush In (2012, PG, 92min) ★★ 2.10-4.00am Universal Comedy starring Matthew 3.00-5.00am All About Soldier II: Brothers in Arms Perry. (1997, 12, 109min) ★★ Christmas Eve Romantic Sci-fi action sequel starring drama starring Haylie Duff. Matt Battaglia and Gary SKY (2012, PG, 120min) ★★ Busey. (1998, 18, 95min) ★ +1 hour 324

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NEW NEW NEW Tuesday The Royal Variety 8 Out of 10 Cats Capital Tripped Performance Does Countdown… BBC1 HD, 9pm E4 HD, 10pm/E4+1, 11pm ITV HD, 7.30pm/ITV+1, 8.30pm Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm In the series finale, Banksy wannabe Blake Harrison plays a twentysomething A star-studded line-up, Ricky Martin Katherine Ryan and Johnny Vegas join Smitty finishes his artwork – and it whose only problem with settling down is among them, performs for Prince Harry the regulars for a Christmas special leads to the uncovering of a secret that he keeps entering parallel universes

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Favourites 105 CHANNEL 5 7.00 Kids’ Hospital at Christmas 8.00 Crackers About Christmas 9.00 Meet the Psychopaths 10.00 CSI: Cyber 106 SKY1 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 The Flash 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Detour de France 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize

115 BBC3 7.00 Top Gear 8.00 Don’t Tell the Bride 10.00 EastEnders 10.30 Russell… 118 ITV2 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Film: The Dark Knight 116 BBC4 7.00 News 7.30 The Boats That… 8.00 The Fisherman’s Apprentice with… 9.00 Blood and Gold: The Making of Spain… 10.00 Dan Cruickshank: Resurrecting… 136 E4 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 A to Z 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Empire 10.00 Tripped 107 SKY LIVING 6.25 My Kitchen Rules: Australia 8.00 CSI 9.00 Blindspot 10.00 Criminal Minds 108 SKY ATLANTIC 7.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game of Thrones 10.10 The South Bank Show 110 CHRISTMAS GOLD 7.00 Only Fools and Horses 8.20 dinnerladies 9.05 The Royle Family 10.20 Harry Enfield and His… 111 DAVE 7.00 American Pickers 8.00 Storage Hunters UK 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Crackanory 10.40 Would… 119 ITV3 6.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.00 Midsomer Murders: Ghosts of Christmas Past 10.00 Law & Order: UK 120 ITV4 7.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 9.00 Film: Game of Death 112 COMEDY CENTRAL 7.00 Impractical Jokers 8.00 Friends 9.00 The Middle 9.30 Undateable 10.00 Lip Sync Battle 114 SYFY 7.00 The Librarians 8.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files 9.00 Lost Girl 10.00 Continuum 138 MORE4 6.50 Building the Dream 7.55 Grand Designs 9.00 Building the Dream 10.00 24 Hours in A&E 113 UNIVERSAL 7.00 NCIS 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 10.00 Battle Creek

520 DISCOVERY 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 8.00 Gold Rush 10.00 Gold Divers 523 ANIMAL PLANET 7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 8.00 Treehouse Masters 9.00 The Pool Master 10.00 Mountain Monsters 526 NAT GEO 7.00 Air Crash Investigation 8.00 Drain the Titanic 9.00 Great White Eaten Alive 10.00 Warlords of Ivory 529 HISTORY 7.00 Storage Wars 8.00 Pawn Stars 9.00 Storage Wars… 9.30 Storage Wars… 10.00 Duck Dynasty Documentary 537 YESTERDAY 7.00 Coast 8.00 Edward VII: Prince of Pleasure 9.00 Medieval Murder Mysteries 10.00 Murder Maps

240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 MasterChef Australia 8.00 Lottery Changed My Life 9.00 Cyber Stalkers 10.00 Untold Stories of the ER 196 HOME 7.00 River Cottage Every Day 8.00 Bargain Hunt 9.00 DIY SOS 10.00 Fantasy Homes by the Sea 133 CHRISTMAS FOOD 7.00 Perfect 8.00 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 9.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas 10.00 Destination Flavour Christmas Lifestyle Entertainment 155 REALLY 7.00 Escape to the Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 9.00 The High Hopes Choir 10.00 Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

301 SKY PREMIERE 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 8.00 Taken 3 10.00 Cake 310 SKY SHOWCASE 5.50 Into the Woods 8.00 The Maze Runner 10.00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 304 SKY GREATS 6.30 Forrest Gump 9.00 Gone Girl 305 SKY DISNEY 6.40 Sleeping Beauty 8.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 10.20 The Black Cauldron 306 SKY FAMILY 6.25 Let It Snow 8.00 Rio 2 9.50 Step Up: All In 307 SKY ACTION 6.45 Air Force One 9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 308 SKY COMEDY 6.10 Life 8.00 Sex Tape 9.45 Grudge Match Films 309 SKY CRIME 7.00 The Recruit 9.00 Shaft 303 SKY CHRISTMAS 6.30 The Magic Reindeer 8.00 The Muppet Christmas Carol 9.30 Batman Returns 311 SKY SCI-FI 7.00 Edge of Tomorrow 9.00 The Matrix 312 SKY SELECT 5.30 The Secret… 7.30 Inherent Vice 10.00 American Sniper 315 FILM4 6.55 Field of Dreams 9.00 How I Live Now 317 TCM 6.40 Operation Daybreak 9.00 Buffalo Soldiers

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(SL) Simon Sebag Montefiore (SL) at Christmas Two Bad Neighbours: Former US 3.45 The Great British Documentary following life at President George Bush Sr Bake Off 4.45-5.15 The Royal Manchester Children’s moves in across the street. (S)(R) Great Antiques Map of ITV2 E4 Hospital. An eight-year-old girl 7.30 Scenes from the Class Britain 11.15 It’s My Shout: SKY 118 VIR 115 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 136 VIR 144 F’VIEW F’SAT prepares to undergo a kidney Struggle in Springfi eld: The family Short Films from Wales HD 118/225 HD 176 6 113 HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122 11.25 Race to Super transplant. (S)(R)(HD) visits a country club, but it has a Bowl 50 12.15am Coast disturbing effect on Marge. (S)(R) 6.00am Nicole Scherzinger: The 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 12.35-1.05am Sign Hot Desk (HD) 6.10 Totally Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) Zone: The VW Emissions Bonkers Guinness World (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement 8.00 NEW Crackers 8.00 The Flash Scandal – Panorama About Christmas NEW EPISODE Legends of Today: Records (HD) 6.35 Psych (HD) (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) ITV 7.20 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How Eccentric people who are always 8/23. In the fi rst part of a 7.50 Coronation Street (HD) I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) in the festive holiday spirit, crossover with Arrow, Barry heads No variations (AD) 8.50 The Cube (HD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) including a man who celebrates to Star City to ask Oliver Queen S4C 9.50 Psych (HD) 10.40 All Star (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) Christmas every day. (S)(HD) for help when immortal evil-doer Family Fortunes Christmas Sky 13 4 , Virgin 166, Freesat 120 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of ■ Repeated on Friday on 5★ Vandal Savage sets his sights on Special (HD) 11.45 You’ve Been S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How 7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Kendra Saunders. (Series 2) (S) Framed! 12.10pm Emmerdale I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd (HD)(AD) 12.40 Coronation 1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 NEW SERIES 9.00 Micky Flanagan’s Street (HD)(AD) 1.40 Catchphrase (HD)(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C Celebrity Special (HD) 2.40- Meet the Psychopaths Detour de France a’r Tywydd 3.00 Arfordir 7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE 1/3. Documentary exploring 3/4. Micky and Noel Lynch 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Cymru: Llyn 3.30 Rhestr (HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD) 7/13. When Andrew fi nds the nature of psychopaths, continue their French journey, Gyda Huw Stephens 4.00 an old demo tape of Zelda beginning with case studies of stopping off at a hospital that once Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! singing, she confesses that serial killers Joanna Dennehy treated Vincent van Gogh and 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 Double bill of comical clips. she wonders if she missed and Dennis Nilsen and murderer meeting ex- driver Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Two and a Half Men out on the chance to John Cannan. (S)(HD) David Coulthard. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 6.30 Top 14: Rygbi Ffrainc 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a 16/24. Judith goes on holiday, become a singer. (HD) leaving Jake with Alan. (HD) Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 10.00 CSI: Cyber 10.00 Stop, Search, Seize 8.30 17/24. Charlie discovers Ghost in the Machine: 11/13. 8.25 Babi Del: Ward Geni Double bill. (HD)(AD) NEW EDITION 15/20. 9.00 Newyddion 9 a’r his new doctor is a beautiful Following a teenager’s death, the Documentary following the work Tywydd 9.30 O’r Galon: woman. (Series 2) (HD) 9.00 Empire NEW EPISODE team tracks down a killer who of Ireland’s border force offi cers as Teulu 10.00 35 Diwrnod Et Tu, Brute? 10/18. Lucious hacks popular online games to they fi ght to stop gangs of organised 9.00 FILM The Dark Knight makes a play for a streaming 11.00 Dim Ond y Gwir Dark comic-book action convince vulnerable teenagers smugglers from bringing in drugs, 11.35pm-6.00am service. (Series 2) (HD)(AD) to deliver weapons. (S)(HD) Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad thriller starring Christian Bale, money, guns and cars. (AD) Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart 10.00 NEW SERIES 10.55 Law & Order: ■ Repeated on Thursday on Sky2 and Maggie Gyllenhaal. Tripped 1/4. Comedy drama Special Victims Unit 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 A Ia La Aku (From Masked vigilante Batman set in parallel universes Valentine’s Day: 18/23. 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(Series 13) (S)(HD) 2.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(AD) 3.00 of the magazine (2008, 12, 152min) ★★★★ 12.55am Rude Tube (HD) 12.40am SuperCasino 3.10 GPs: Brit Cops: Rapid Response (S)(R) 12.00m’t Two and a Half Men 2.00 How I Met Your Mother Behind Closed Doors (S)(R)(HD)(AD) (AD) 4.00 Nothing to Declare (S) with listings for (HD) 1.00am The Vampire (HD)(AD) 2.45 Empire (HD) 4.00 Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 (R) 4.30 Nothing to Declare (S)(R) 19 December – Diaries (HD)(AD) 1.50- (AD) 3.30 Marvel’s Agents of Divine Designs (S)(SL)(R) 4.45- 5.00-6.00am UK Border Force 2.15am Totally Bonkers S.H.I.E.L.D. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.15- 6.00am House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) A man is deported. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1 January is in Guinness World Records (HD) 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY shops now! SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1hour 177 155 44 128 +1hour 130 +1hour 180 116 27 114 +1hour 137 146 29 123

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Tuesday 9.00 Blindspot5.00 The West Wing 11.15 Knowing Me… 8.00 Storage Hunters UK 8.00 Midsomer Murders… 9.00 Game of Death My Kitchen Rules: 7.00 Blue Bloods Drawing 7.00 Only Fools and 7.00 American Pickers Murder, She Wrote 7.00 Pawn Stars A pirate’s 7 Australia Dead: 7/22. The NYPD Horses Del buys a book The guys visit a museum (started at 6.55pm) peg leg is brought PM (started at 6.25pm) comes under increased to show him how to make in Louisiana dedicated to into the shop. (HD) scrutiny when one of its positive decisions, but it Bonnie and Clyde, and 7.30 Examining lost offi cers shoots and kills only succeeds in helping examine a collection of footage of President a 14-year-old boy. (HD) the Trotters’ fi nances rock memorabilia. (HD) Franklin Roosevelt. (HD) 8.00 CSI Bully for You: 8.00 Justice Served: hit an all-time low. 8.00 Storage Hunters UK 8.00 Midsomer Murders: 8.00 The Chase: 8 4/23. Sara and Nick 8/22. Frank tries to 8.20 dinnerladies NEW EDITION 5/10. Ghosts of Christmas Celebrity Special PM struggle to identify the persuade mob lawyer Twinkle and Stan spoil Linda needs help in Past A family’s reunion Jo Whiley, Georgia Taylor, decomposing remains of Angelo Gallo to testify Petula’s Christmas plans. Carmarthen. (HD) takes a sinister turn when Jake Canuso and Marcus a man’s body found in a against one of his 8.30 The bidders visit a Christmas cracker riddle Brigstocke try to win big bag. (Series 2) (HD) clients. (Series 4) (HD) Birmingham. (HD) warns that two of them money for charity. (HD) will die before midnight 9.00 Blindspot NEW 9.00 Game of Thrones 9.00 QI XL , 9.00 FILM Game of on Boxing Day. Guest EPISODE Eight Slim Hardhome: 8/10. Arya 9.05 The Royle Family Ross Noble, Colin Lane Death Thriller starring 9 stars Haydn Gwynne PM Grins: 3/22. A jewel makes progress in her Almost seven years and Alan Davies answer Wesley Snipes. A CIA and Margery Mason. thief is captured with training, and Sansa have passed since Baby questions about animals agent begins playing the same Navy Seal confronts an old David’s christening, but on the fi rst show of the a dangerous game tattoo as Jane’s. (HD) friend. (Series 5) (HD) Jim is still setting the quiz’s ‘L’ series. (HD) when he becomes an world to rights from his undercover bodyguard 10.00 Criminal Minds armchair and Denise 10.00 Crackanory NEW 10.00 Law & Order: UK 10.10 The South Bank Show: to an arms dealer. (HD) 10 The Perfect Storm: is pregnant again. EDITION 2.6. With Safe from Harm: 2/8. (2010, 15, 93min) ★★ PM 3/23. A pair of killers With Game of Thrones author George RR Martin. (HD) 10.20 Harry Enfi eld and His Yule Catherine Tate and A psychiatrist is stabbed SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● appear to work in 11.10 Silicon Valley (HD) Log Chums 11.15 Knowing Richard Ayoade. (HD) to death. (Series 8) (HD) unison. (Series 2) (HD) 12.20am Nurse Jackie (HD) Me, Knowing Yule – With Alan 10.40 Would I Lie to You? (HD) 11.00 The Blacklist (HD) 1.30 The Knick 2.30 Cold Partridge 12.10am The Royle 12.00m’t Not Going Out 11.05 FILM Hard to Kill: Thriller 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Case (HD) 3.30 Curb Your Family 1.25 Harry Enfield and (HD) 12.40am Crackanory starring . (HD) Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI Enthusiasm 4.10 Star Trek: His Yule Log Chums 2.15 (HD) 1.20 QI XL (HD) 2.20 (1990, 18, 92min) ★★★ (HD) 4.20 Border Security: Enterprise (HD) 5.00- Knowing Me, Knowing Yule Would I Lie to You? (HD) 3.00 11.05 Cold Blood II 12.40am 1.05-2.45am FILM Child’s Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.10- 6.00am Networks of Power – With Only Connect 3.25-4.00am Wycliffe (HD) 1.40-2.30am Play 3: Horror thriller sequel. 6.00am Nothing to Declare with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Lizard Lick Towing (HD) Where the Heart Is (HD) (1991, 18, 89min) ★ SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269

6.00am Obese: A Year to 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 6.15am Hollywood 7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 6.00am The Encore Hour Save My Life USA 7.00 Star-Crossed 9.00 Are Haunted 8.00 Sixth Treasure (HD) 7.00 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs Four Weddings 8.00 You Smarter Than a Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 Neighbourhood Blues (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May 9.55 The Memoirs Chopper Squad 10.00 My 10 Year Old? 10.00 Monkey Life 9.30 Monkey (HD) 8.00 MasterChef F. B. Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) of Sherlock Holmes Kitchen Rules: Australia Nothing to Declare Thieves 10.00 Border Australia (HD) 9.30 Isles (HD) 1.00pm 11.00 Peter Andre’s (HD) 10.55 Heartbeat 11.00 Styled to Rock 12.00noon Monkey Life Security: Canada’s Front Choccywoccydoodah Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 60 Minute Makeover 11.50 Peak Practice 12.00noon Britain & 1.00pm Border Security: Line 10.30 To Catch a (HD) 10.00 The Bill 2.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye (HD) 12.05pm The 12.55pm Kavanagh QC Ireland’s Next Top Model Canada’s Front Line Smuggler: JFK Airport 11.00 Pointless 3.00 Rizzoli & Isles Jeremy Kyle Show USA 2.25 Life Begins 3.25 1.00pm The Biggest Loser: 2.00 Stop, Search, Seize 11.30 Road Wars 12.00noon MasterChef (HD) 5.00 Castle (HD) 1.00 Flipping Out Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, Australia 2.00 My Kitchen 3.00 Nothing to Declare 12.30pm The Jerry Australia (HD) 1.30pm 7.00 Crossing Lines (HD) NEW EDITION (HD) Downstairs 5.35 The Rules: Australia 3.00 4.00 Brighton Beach Springer Show 2.00 Choccywoccydoodah 8.00 Lie to Me 2.00 The Real Housewives Memoirs of Sherlock Million Dollar Listing: NYC Patrol 5.00 Monkey Life Nothing to Declare 3.00 (HD) 2.00 CSI: NY (HD) Undercover: 11/13. of Miami (HD) 3.00 The Holmes (HD) 6.50 Agatha 4.00 Nothing to Declare Border Security USA 6.00 Stargate SG-1 4.00 The Bill 5.00 The team investigates Millionaire Matchmaker Christie’s Poirot (HD) 5.00 The Steve Wilkos 4.00 Road Wars 6.00 7.00 Stargate SG-1 Tipping Point (HD) 6.00 a racially controversial 7.55 Agatha Christie’s Show 6.00 Four Weddings The Dog Whisperer (HD) 4.00 The Real 8.00 Bring the Noise CSI: NY (Series 2) (HD) case. (Series 1) (HD) Housewives of Beverly Poirot The Yellow Iris. (HD) 7.00 The Steve Wilkos 7.00 Monkey Life NEW 7.00 CSI: NY (HD) Show 8.00 Nothing to 9.00 You, Me and the EDITION 7.30 Monkey 9.00 Criminal Minds: Hills: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Grantchester (HD) Declare 9.00 NY Med Apocalypse 10/10. Thieves 8.00 Stargate 8.00 MasterChef Suspect Behaviour Two 6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 10.00 The Frankenstein Jamie tries to rescue Atlantis 9.00 Australia NEW EDITION of a Kind: 1/13. Cooper 7.00 The Millionaire Chronicles The Fortunes 10.00 Sin Cities Unleashed Culinary challenge. (HD) 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am Layla from his evil twin. 10.00 Z Nation NEW and his Red Cell group Matchmaker (HD) of War: 4/6. Marlott takes Sin Cities Unleashed 10.00 Ross Kemp: EPISODE 11.00 Nothing 9.00 Grimm NEW are called to Cleveland to 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) Pritty to meet the men 1.30 Inside Spearmint Extreme World Ross to Declare 12.00m’t EPISODE The Rat King: look into a number of 9.00 Real Housewives who kill for money. (HD) Rhino 2.00 Red Shoe takes a trip to Lebanon. Border Security: Canada’s 5/22. Fantasy crime child abductions. (HD) of (HD) 11.00 Agatha Christie’s Diaries 2.40 Most 11.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Front Line 1.00am Road drama. (Series 5) (HD) 10.00 Lie to Me (HD) 10.00 The Millionaire Marple: A Caribbean Shocking 3.30 Most Response 12.00m’t Road Wars 2.00 Sexcetera 10.00 Code Black (HD) 11.00 Crossing Lines Matchmaker (HD) Mystery. (HD) 1.00am Haunted Extra 4.00 Sixth Wars 1.00am Legends 3.00 Most Shocking 4.00 11.00 CSI: NY (HD) 1.00am (HD) 12.00m’t Castle 11.00 Below Deck (HD) Prey (HD) 2.05 Cold Feet Sense with Colin Fry 5.00- (HD) 2.00 Nothing to Most Haunted 5.00- Grimm (HD) 2.35- (HD) 2.00-4.00am 11.55pm-12.50am The 3.05 Life Begins 4.00- 6.00am Animal 999 Declare 4.00 Road Wars 6.00am Motorway Patrol 3.00am Oddities (HD) Murdoch Mysteries (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA 6.00am The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00-6.00am One +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 Hundred and Eighty! 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

66 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 8 December Tuesday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY ARTS SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am Malcolm in the 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 6.00am Highlights 10.15 Middle: Double bill. (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Building the Dream (HD) Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 9.00 Monk (Series 5) (HD) Falsifyin’ 11.00 Landscape 9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 Slayer (Series 1) 8.00 11.05 FILM Stagecoach: (HD) 9.00 Major Crimes (HD) 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Artist of the Year (HD) Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Western remake. (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 2) Intent (Series 7) (HD) 11.00 12.00noon-2.00pm Malcolm in the Middle (HD) Deep Space Nine (Series 4) (1966, PG, 114min) ★★ (HD) 12.00noon NCIS (HD) The Mentalist (Series 2) (HD) Tales of the Unexpected 12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next 1.25pm Time Team 3.35 Nazi 2.00pm Law & Order 1.00pm NCIS: Double bill. 2.00pm Cinderella: Dutch Back-to-back episodes. (HD) Generation (HD) 1.00pm Megastructures (HD) 4.40 (Series 13) (HD) 3.00 Major (HD) 3.00 Burn Notice (HD) National Ballet (HD) 4.10 2.00pm Impractical Jokers: Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Crimes: Double bill of the 4.00 Law & Order: Criminal Beethoven: The Complete Double bill of the series. (HD) FILM Robin Hood: Beyond Away (HD) 5.45 A Place in series. (Series 2) (HD) Intent (Series 7) (HD) String Quartets (HD) 3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- Sherwood: Fantasy. (HD) the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol: Soft Target: 5.00 The Mentalist: His Red 5.00 National Trust: back episodes, including at: (2009, 15, 93min) ★★ 6.50 Building the Dream: 13/16. (Series 4) (HD) 6.00 Right Hand: 8/23. (HD) 6.00 National Treasures (HD) 6.30 16/24. An argument 4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 A couple plan to build a home CSI: Miami: Slow Burn: 14/24. A Price Above Rubies: 9/23. 6.15 Sadler’s Wells on Screen: with Chandler prompts Joey Buffy the Vampire Slayer 6.00 in Hertfordshire in the style Two bodies are found in the The agents investigate a Shift 6.35 Sadler’s Wells on to move out of the . (HD) Star Trek: Deep Space Nine of a Georgian rectory. (HD) Everglades. (Series 2) (HD) robbery. (Series 2) (HD) Screen: Solo 6.45 Sadler’s Tuesday Wells on Screen: Two

12.00The Daily Show 9.00 Lost Girl 11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats… 10.00 Battle Creek 10.00 American Horror… 7.00 The South Bank… 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 The Librarians And 7.00 NCIS A Weak Link: 7.00-10.00 NCIS Up in 7.00 The South Bank The guys pitch some The Infernal Contract: 22/23. A Navy Seal falls Smoke: 23/24. The Show Melvyn Bragg 7 crazy inventions. (HD) 6/10. Baird tries to help a to his death while training investigators try to catch meets novelist, PM 7.30 The loser presents friend who has become for a mission, and analysis fugitive terrorist Harper biographer and critic a seminar, while the rest embroiled in a Satanic of his equipment reveals Dearing. Guest stars Margaret Drabble. (HD) teach art classes. (HD) scandal. (Series 2) (HD) 7.55 Grand Designs it was sabotaged. (HD) Richard Schiff. (HD) 8.00 Friends 17/24. 8.00 Fact or Faked: A couple transform a 8.00 Reveille: 23/23. 8.00 Till Death Do Us 8.00 Landscape Artist of Rachel begins to feel Paranormal Files 1960s forester’s lodge Gibbs faces an old Part: 24/24. Gibbs takes the Year The contestants smothered by Ross. (HD) Recreating the Hefl in into a unique Japanese adversary who has desperate measures as set up their easels at 8 8.30 18/24. Eddie UFO photographs, home, complete with a re-emerged with a plan he tries to track down Trelissick, Cornwall. (HD) PM becomes increasingly taken by a man in tatami room and sliding to assassinate the US elusive terrorist Harper annoying. (Series 2) (HD) California in 1965. (HD) paper walls. (HD) president. (Series 1) (HD) Dearing. (Series 9) (HD) 9.00 The Middle NEW 9.00 Lost Girl NEW 9.00 Building the Dream 9.00 Law & Order: Special 9.00 Neverland: 24/24. 9.00 Christmas from EPISODE (Series 7) (HD) EPISODE 44 Minutes To NEW EDITION 3/9. Victims Unit Melancholy The team investigates a Holy Trinity Carols and 9.30 Undateable NEW Save The World: 9/16. Bo Charlie Luxton comes to Pursuit: The hunt for a global terrorist group that readings at the Holy 9 EPISODE 11/13. tries to contain Iris, whose the aid of a Lancashire missing girl takes an is recruiting teens via the Trinity church in Chelsea, PM Justin and Danny’s killer touch is wreaking couple who are trying to emotional toll on Sgt internet. (Series 12) (HD) with Katherine Jenkins friendship is tested. (HD) havoc. (Series 5) (HD) build a bungalow. (HD) Dodds. (Series 17) (HD) and . (HD) 10.00 Lip Sync Battle: John 10.00 Continuum NEW 10.00 24 Hours in A&E 10.00 Battle Creek 10.00 American 10.00 Sensitive Skin Legend takes on Common. EPISODE Zero Hour: 4/6. A tree surgeon is rushed NEW EPISODE Horror Story: Hotel 4/6. Al starts taking (HD) 10.30 John Krasinski Kiera and Brad are at NEW EPISODE The Ten takes on Anna Kendrick. (HD) in after a fall. (HD) Stockholm: 10/13. Russ piano lessons. (HD) 10 11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) loggerheads after the is taken hostage. (HD) Commandments Killer: 10.35 5/6. Roger visits PM 12.00m’t The Daily Show NEW infi ltration. (Series 4) (HD) 11.10 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 8/13. (Series 5) (HD) Davina at the gallery. EDITION (HD) 12.30am 11.00 FILM Twelve Monkeys: Countdown (HD) 12.10am 11.00 Law & Order: Special 11.00 Family Guy (HD) (Series 1) (HD) Impractical Jokers (HD) Sci-fi fantasy. (HD) (1995, Ramsay’s Hotel Hell (HD) Victims Unit (HD) 2.00am 12.00m’t American Dad! 1.00 South Park (HD) 1.30 15, 129min) ★★★★★ 1.10 24 Hours in A&E Law & Order: Special Victims 1.00am Family Guy 2.00 11.10 Sensitive Skin (HD) 11.45 Workaholics 2.00 Friends 1.50am Lost Girl (HD) 2.50 (HD) 2.15 Salvage SOS Unit (HD) 3.00 Law & Order Rick and Morty (HD) 3.00 Discovering: Iron Maiden (HD) 3.00-5.00am Two Continuum (HD) 3.50- NEW EDITIONS (HD) 3.10- (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) Family Guy (HD) 4.00- (HD) 12.15am Iron Maiden – and a Half Men (HD) 6.00am Haven (HD) 3.40am Gadget Man (HD) 5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 5.00am American Dad! Rock in Rio 2.15 Download SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN Festival 2015 (HD) 4.45- +1 hour 127 133 +1 hour 194 136 +1 hour 139 196 125 150 138 +1 hour 165 158 6.00am Classic Albums CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 9.00am JAG 10.00 8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Undercover Boss 9.00am Columbo: Murder, 9.00am Neighbours 9.30 6.00am The Waltons 7.00 7.10am The Bill 8.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star 10.00 Matlock 11.00 USA (HD) 10.00 Come A Self Portrait 11.00 My Wife and Kids 10.00 Little House on the Prairie Monarch of the Glen Trek: Deep Space Nine The District 12.00noon Dine with Me (HD) 10.30 Diagnosis Murder Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 12.00noon Star Trek Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi Four in a Bed (HD) 11.00 12.00noon Access My Wife and Kids Happy Days 11.00 FILM All Creatures Great and 1.00pm CSI 2.00 2.00 The High Chaparral The Secret Life of 6 Year 12.10pm NCIS 2.05 1.00pm Cowboy Builders Christmas in Connecticut: Small 11.00 The Bill: Flashpoint 3.00 NCIS 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Olds (HD) 12.00noon Carolina Moon: Romantic 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My Seasonal comedy. (1992, Double bill. 1.00pm 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 Judy 5.00 The District Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) thriller. 4.00 NCIS: Los Wife and Kids 5.00 Top U, 90min) ★★★ Goodnight Sweetheart JAG 6.00 Star Trek 6.00 Knots Landing 1.00pm Location, Angeles 5.00 CSI 6.00 20 Funniest 5.55 Access 1.00pm FILM Undercover 1.40 To the Manor Born 7.00 NCIS Switch: 5/24. The 7.00 Knots Landing Location, Location (HD) CSI: NY 6.55 Access 6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) Christmas: Romantic 2.20 Birds of a Feather team uncovers a case of The Surprise: 5/22. 2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 7.00 NCIS Semper Fidelis: 6.30 Neighbours comedy. (2003, 12, 3.00 Monarch of the identity theft. (Series 3) Abby comes up with a 2.30 Jamie’s Comfort 24/25. An Immigration 7.00 Now That’s Funny! 120min) ★★★ 3.00 FILM Glen 4.00 Bergerac 8.00 Star Trek: Deep devious plan. (Series 3) Food (HD) 3.00-5.00 and Customs Enforcement 8.00 Pets Make You November Christmas: 5.00 All Creatures Great Space Nine The Search 8.00 Judge Judy Double Come Dine with Me (HD) agent is murdered. Laugh Out Loud 2 Seasonal family drama. and Small 6.00 To the – Part One: 1/26. Sisko bill of small-claims cases. 5.00 Location, Location, 8.00 Aliyah: 25/25. The (2010, U, 96min) ★★★ Manor Born 6.40 Last Location (HD) 6.00 9.00 Teen Wolf Lunatic: sets off for the Gamma 9.00 A Gifted Man team flies to Israel for a 5.00 Happy Days 6.00 of the Summer Wine Couples Come Dine with 8/12. Scott fears the fast- Quadrant. (Series 3) In Case of Blind Spots: final showdown. (Series 6) Touched by an Angel 7.20 Goodnight Me (HD) 7.00 Come approaching full moon will 12/16. Michael saves a 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. Sweetheart Sitcom. 9.00 Ultimate Force Dine with Me (HD) 8.00 9.00 Law & Order: cause him to kill. (Series 1) The Class of1980: man from drowning. The Supervet (HD) Special Victims Unit 10.00 FILM Mr. & Mrs. 8.00 The Avengers 8.00 The Last Detective Beautiful Frame: 3/4. Henno takes on 10.00 Sex and the City 9.00 FILM Non-Stop (HD) Smith Black comedy 9.00 FILM A Silent Night 9.20 Birds of a Feather 11/24. (Series 14) al-Qaeda. (Series 3) 11/18. (Series 2) (2014, 12, 106min) thriller starring Brad Pitt World War Two drama 10.00 New Tricks God’s 10.10 Bad Girls Tough Love: 10.35 Californication ★★★★ 10.00 Law & Order: and Angelina Jolie. starring Linda Hamilton. Waiting Room: Sandra’s 11.05 Ramsay’s ★★★ ★★ 12/16. Maxi refuses to 11.10 Nurse Jackie 11.45 Hotel Hell (HD) 12.00m’t Criminal Intent (Series 9) (2004, 15, 120min) (2002, PG, 84min) mother needs to move end the protest. (Series 3) Jerry Springer 12.35am World’s Weirdest Homes 11.00 CSI 12.00m’t CSI: 12.25am Britain’s Flashiest 11.00 FILM Barbara Taylor into a care home. 11.15 Walker, Texas Ranger Sex and the City 1.10 (HD) 1.35am Homeland NY 1.00am CSI: Miami Families 1.25-3.15 Bradford’s Love in 11.20 Birds of a Feather 12.10am CSI 1.05 Bad Californication 1.45 (HD) 2.35 Shopper’s Guide 1.55 Castle 2.55 Person Scrubs 3.15-4.00am Another Town (1997, 12.00m’t The Bill Girls 2.10 Hack 3.10 Nurse Jackie 2.20 Jerry to Saving Money (HD) of Interest 3.45-4.00am Ridiculousness NEW PG, 88min) ★★ 1.00- 1.00am Rumpole of CSI 4.00 Walker, Springer 3.05 Beverly 3.00 Posh Pawnbrokers Access: Showbiz news. EDITIONS Double bill. 3.00am FILM Missing the Bailey: Double bill. Hills 90210 3.55-5.00am Children: A Mother’s Story Texas Ranger 4.45- (HD) 3.55-4.55am +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT 2.50-4.00am Garden 6.00am Hawaii Five-O The High Chaparral Come Dine with Me (HD) 219 154 130 190 132 (1982, PG, 93min) ★★ Makers: Double bill.

TV&Satellite Week 67 TUESDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made 7.00 6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00 8.00am Stephen Hawking’s 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars 6.05am Oz and James Drink 9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor Wildlife at the Zoo (HD) 9.00 Science of the Future 9.00 (HD) 10.00 Shipping Wars to Britain 6.30 Mysteries The Blue Planet 11.00 Life (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal Airport Security: Colombia (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm at the Museum 7.15 Cash (HD) 12.00noon The Life (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) Cops Philadelphia (HD) (HD) 10.00 Air Crash Storage Wars (HD) in the Attic 8.00 Antiques of Mammals: As 6.00pm. 11.00 Wheeler Dealers 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) Investigation (HD) 11.00 Time 1.00-3.00 Pawn Stars (HD) Roadshow 9.00 Coast 1.00pm Planet Earth (HD) (HD) 1.00pm Fast N’ Loud 2.00 Animal Cops Houston Scanners 12.00 Nazi 3.00pm Shipping Wars 10.00 Explosion 1812: The War 2.00 David Attenborough’s (HD) 2.00 Alaska: The (HD) 4.00 My Cat from Underworld (HD) 1.00pm (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars of the Worlds 12.00noon Natural Curiosities (HD) Last Frontier (HD) 3.00 Hell (HD) 5.00 Animal Highway Thru Hell (HD) (HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars (HD) Time Team 1.00pm 3.00 Africa (HD) 4.00 The Railroad Alaska (HD) Cops Houston (HD) 2.00 Car SOS (HD) 3.00 Air 6.00 American Pickers: Mike Elegance and Decadence: Blue Planet 5.00 Life (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 6.00 The Zoo: A zebra with Crash Investigation (HD) and Frank pick through a The Age of the Regency 6.00 The Life of Mammals: 4.00 David Attenborough’s Auction Hunters (HD) 6.00 toothache requires the team’s millionaire’s collection and 2.00 Edward VII: Prince of David Attenborough looks Rise of Animals (HD) Fast N’ Loud: Richard expertise. (HD) 6.30 Two find a rare car part, and at vibrantly coloured 5.00 Stephen Hawking’s Pleasure 3.00 Coast 4.00 Rawlings and Aaron Kaufman new members join the African Science of the Future 6.00 Danielle gets a chance to join Time Team 5.00 Explosion monkeys in Venezuela, restore a Ford Galaxie. (HD) hunting dog pack. (HD) Ice Road Rescue (HD) the guys on their travels. (HD) 1812: The War of the Worlds Costa Rica and West Africa.

Tuesday 10.00 Gold Divers8.00 Treehouse Masters 8.00 Drain the Titanic 10.00 Duck Dynasty 10.00 Murder Maps 10.00 The Blue Planet 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 7.00 Air Crash 7.00 Storage Wars 7.00 Coast Neil Oliver 7.00 Planet Earth The 7 Auto enthusiast Mike SJ and her daughters Investigation Examining Darrell uncovers a reveals why Americans wildlife of the world’s PM Brewer searches for pool their savings and the 1974 plane crash classic movie prop. (HD) once attacked the port mightiest rivers, from a 1957 Thunderbird, head to Nome, Alaska, in during the Vietnam War 7.30 Barry asks a of Whitehaven, and Siberia’s Lake Baikal to one of the world’s an effort to reopen the that claimed the lives of member of Aerosmith Miranda Krestovnikoff the wetlands of Earth’s fi rst luxury cars. (HD) family gold mines. (HD) over 250 people. (HD) for a valuation. (HD) searches for sharks. tallest waterfall. (HD) 8.00 Gold Rush Todd 8.00 Treehouse Masters 8.00 Drain the Titanic 8.00 Pawn Stars 8.00 Edward VII: Prince 8.00 David Attenborough’s 8 and his father realise NEW EDITION Pete Exploring the wreck of A book signed by a of Pleasure The mystery Natural Curiosities How PM the time is right to tackle Nelson explores the the famous ship, using baseball star. (HD) of a monarch who has nature has tinkered with El Dorado Creek, where treetop getaways of 3D images of what it 8.30 A relic of the been described as an the ageing process. (HD) a fault line could help Brazil, travelling from Sao looks like now. (HD) Hindenburg disaster astute political operator 8.30 The spiral shells them make history. (HD) Paulo to Parana. (HD) is examined. (HD) and a boorish philistine. found on snails. (HD) 9.00 NEW EDITION The 9.00 The Pool Master 9.00 Great White Eaten 9.00 Storage Wars: 9.00 Medieval Murder 9.00 Africa Creatures of 9 Hoffmans try to rebuild Anthony and the crew Alive Investigating how a Best of the Strategies Mysteries NEW EDITION east Africa captured PM their reputation, and set out to build a great white shark, which Examining the series’ Examining the case of on fi lm, including an Parker realises he may be backyard retreat in rarely come under attack, bidding tactics. (HD) the princes in the tower, elephant watching over on borrowed time. (HD) the heart of the Wine fell victim to a larger 9.30 Storage Wars: asking if Richard III her calf while it dies on Country, California. (HD) mystery predator. (HD) Best of the Feuds (HD) ordered their deaths. the dry plains. (HD) 10.00 Gold Divers NEW 10.00 Mountain Monsters: The 10.00 Warlords of Ivory 10.00 Duck Dynasty 10.00 Murder Maps 10.00 The Blue Planet: David EDITION Miscalculations team investigates a humanoid How the ivory trade Double bill. (HD) NEW EDITION The case Attenborough looks at the 10 bipedal. (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet deepest parts of the world’s PM lead to problems. (HD) (HD) 12.00m’t Animal Cops funds terrorism. (HD) 11.00 Storage Wars (HD) of Dr Crippen, who killed oceans. 11.00 Life (HD) Philadelphia (HD) 1.00am 11.00 Survive the Tribe (HD) 12.00m’t Storage Wars: his wife and buried her 12.00m’t The Life of Mammals 11.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) Treehouse Masters (HD) 12.00m’t Untamed Americas Best of the Strategies (HD) in the basement before 1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 12.00m’t Alaska: The Last 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 (HD) 1.00am Drain the 12.30am Storage Wars: Best fl eeing to Canada. 2.00 David Attenborough’s Frontier (HD) 1.00am Gold Wild Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on Titanic (HD) 2.00 Yukon of the Feuds (HD) 1.00 Duck Natural Curiosities (HD) Rush (HD) 3.00 Deadliest the Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal Gold (HD) 3.00 Airport Dynasty (HD) 2.00 Storage 11.00 Time Team 1.00am 3.00 Africa (HD) 3.50 Catch (HD) 3.50 Alaska: The ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer Has Security: Colombia (HD) Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn Titanic: The Band Played The Blue Planet 4.40 Life Last Frontier (HD) 4.40- It (HD) 5.30-6.00am 4.00-5.00am Air Crash Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am On 2.00-3.00am From (HD) 5.30-6.00am World’s 6.00am How It’s Made Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) Investigation (HD) American Pickers (HD) Blackpool to Wildest City: Manaus (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI H2 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Air Wars 8.00 6.00am Mega Builders 8.00am Wild Costa Rica 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 6.55am The Medici: 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am Hangar 1: The UFO Tanks 9.00 Greatest Tank 8.00 How Machines (HD) 9.00 Wild Hawaii How It’s Made: Dream Godfathers of the 8.00am-12.00noon Files 9.00 Ancient Aliens Battles 10.00 Battlefield Work 8.30 How Do They (HD) 11.00 Amazon’s Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud Renaissance 8.10 Finding Fred Dinenage: Murder 10.00 How the States 12.00noon Hitler: Do It? 9.00-11.00 How Electric Fish (HD) 9.00 Wheeler Dealers Your Roots 9.15 Escape Casebook (HD) Got Their Shapes 11.00 A Profile 1.00pm Al It’s Made 11.00 How Do 12.00noon Pacific 10.00 Chasing Classic in the Pacific 4-4-43 12.00noon Unusual Soviet Storm: WWII in Murray’s Road to Berlin They Do It? 12.00noon Ocean Paradise (HD) Cars 11.00 Cuban 10.35 The Civil War Suspects (HD) 1.00pm the East 12.00noon 2.00 World War Two: The How It’s Made: Double bill. 1.00pm Freaks of the Chrome 12.00noon 12.00noon Britain’s Lost Motives & Murders (HD) Conspiracy Files: Unsealed Complete History 3.00 1.00pm Mega Builders Deep (HD) 2.00 Lost What’s My Car Worth? Routes with Griff Rhys 2.00 On the Case with 1.00pm Cities of the Industrial Revelations 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 World Underwater (HD) 1.00pm Wheeler Jones 1.15 The Medici: Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 Underworld 2.00 Bible 4.00 Greatest Tank Battles How Do They Do It? 3.00 Wild Hawaii (HD) Dealers 2.00 Cuban Godfathers of the Homicide Hunter (HD) Secrets Revealed 5.00 Ultimate Warfare 6.00 How It’s Made 7.00 5.00 Amazon’s Electric Chrome 3.00 Fast N’ Renaissance 2.30 Escape 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) 3.00 Hangar 1: The UFO Loud 4.00 Fast N’ Loud 6.00 Hitler: A Profile Food Factory 8.00 Fish (HD) 6.00 Peru’s in the Pacific 4-4-43 5.00 Gangs of Britain Files 4.00 Ancient Aliens 7.00 Codes and Mythbusters: The team Wild Kingdom (HD) 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.40 The Civil War 5.10 with Gary & Martin Kemp 5.00 Soviet Storm: WWII Conspiracies 8.00 Vic tests whether it is 7.00 Wild Vietnam 7.00 Chasing Classic Britain’s Lost Routes with (HD) 6.00 I Survived in the East 6.00 Cities of Cars 8.00 Cuban Griff Rhys Jones 6.35 The Reeves’ Rogues Gallery possible to shoot a live A look at Vietnam’s (HD) 7.00 Homicide the Underworld 7.00 Bible Chrome NEW EDITION Medici: Godfathers of the 9.00 Crimes That Shook grenade in mid-air. transformation. (HD) Hunter (HD) Secrets Revealed 8.00 9.00 Michel tells his father Renaissance 7.50 8.00 the World: A profile of More claims are tested by 8.00 Caught in the Act some shocking news. Britain’s Lost Routes with Crimes That Shook Ancient Aliens 9.00 serial killer Arthur the gang in Alaska. Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Wheeler Dealers Griff Rhys Jones Britain (HD) 9.00 Ancient Aliens: Ultimate Shawcross. 10.00 The Unusual Suspects (HD) Evidence NEW EDITION 10.00 How It’s Made 10.00 Animal Fight Club 11.00 How It’s Made: 9.10 Korea’s Forgotten Krays: The Prison Years 11.00 Food Factory A pack of wolves settles Dream Cars 12.00m’t Battle: Kapyong 10.15 10.00 Ice Cold Killers 10.00 Ancient Aliens 11.00 11.00 Ultimate Warfare 12.00m’t Finding Bigfoot an old argument. (HD) Cuban Chrome 1.00am Horatio’s Drive: America’s (HD) 11.00 Deadly Conspiracy Files: Unsealed 12.00m’t Battlefield 1.00am Ghost Stalkers 11.00 Animals Gone Wild Chasing Classic Cars First Road Trip 11.30 Wives (HD) 12.00m’t I 12.00m’t Ancient Aliens 2.00am World War Two: 2.00 How It’s Made 3.00 (HD) 12.00m’t Caught 2.00 What’s My Car Britain’s Lost Routes Survived (HD) 1.00am 1.00am Hangar 1: The Complete History Mythbusters 3.50 How in the Act (HD) 2.00am Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin’ with Griff Rhys Jones Obsession: Dark Desires The UFO Files 2.00 3.00 Industrial Revelations Do They Do It? 4.40 Wild China: Golden 3.50 American Chopper: 12.50am Korea’s (HD) 2.00 Deadly Wives Ancient Aliens: The 4.00 Tanks 5.00- How Stuff’s Made 5.30- Monkeys (HD) 3.00 Senior Versus Junior Forgotten Battle: Kapyong (HD) 3.00-4.00am Ultimate Evidence 3.00 6.00am Hitler: A Profile 6.00am Invention Nation Hawaii’s Megavolcano 4.40 What’s My Car 1.45 Horatio’s Drive: Unusual Suspects (HD) Conspiracy Files: Unsealed 4.00-5.00am Peru’s 4.00-5.00am How the +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG Worth? 5.30-6.00am America’s First Road Trip +1 hour SKY 536 263 557 260 Wild Kingdom (HD) Wheeler Dealers 2.45-6.00am Highlights 554 States Got Their Shapes

68 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 8 December Tuesday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00am Sextuplets & The City 7.00am You Deserve This 6.00am Highlights 8.00 My 7.00pm FILM Secret Window: 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 7.00 Deliver Me: Home House 8.00 Bargain Hunt Christmas Kitchen – Sophie 7.00 American Chopper Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Edition 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Grigson (HD) 9.00 James Thriller based on a novella 8.00 Custom My Ride 9.00 Hunters 12.00noon FILM 9.00 MasterChef Australia Escape to the Country Martin’s Christmas Feasts 10.00 by Stephen King, starring Johnny Depp as a writer Bear Grylls: Born Survivor The Boy Who Saved 9.30 Extreme Couponing 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Destination Flavour Christmas (HD) 11.00 Perfect (HD) who finds himself accused 10.00 Food Factory 11.00 Christmas: Festive drama. 10.00 Lottery Changed Tour of Britain 12.00noon Operation Repo 12.00noon (1998, U, 94min) ★ My Life 11.00 Homes Under River Cottage Every Day 12.00noon Nigella’s Christmas of plagiarism by a menacing River Monsters: Untold Stories 2.00pm FILM To Catch a Yeti: the Hammer 1.00pm 1.00pm Bargain Hunt Kitchen 1.00pm Jamie’s stranger. With John Turturro. Family Christmas (HD) 2.00 (2004, 12, 96min) ★★★ 1.00pm River Monsters Comic family adventure. MasterChef Australia 2.00 DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! ★★★ Destination Flavour Christmas 9.00 Rectify NEW EPISODE 2.00 Treehouse Masters 3.00 (1993, PG, 88min) 1.30 Extreme Couponing 2.00 4.00 Escape to the Country Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 3.50 Sony Movie News Country House Rescue: A 5.00 Fantasy Homes by the (HD) 3.00 Perfect (HD) 4.00 The Great Destroyer: 8/23. Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo Extra 4.00 Ghost Hunters Jacobean mansion. 3.00 Sea 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Jon Stern reveals some 5.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas 8.00 Survive That! 9.00 6.00 10 Years Younger: Homes Under the Hammer Food Tour of Britain: The news, triggering a heated

(HD) 6.00 Destination Amish Mafia 10.00 Bear The Challenge 7.00 Ghost Tuesday 5.00 Hospital Sydney regional cuisine of Derbyshire. Flavour Christmas (HD) family debate. (Series 2) Grylls: Born Survivor Hunters International 10.00 Breaking Bad 11.05 11.00 American Guns 1.00am 9.00 Spooks 10.05 Younger FILM The Missing: Western River Monsters: Untold 10.35 Hot in Cleveland 11.05 starring Tommy Lee Jones Stories 2.00 Custom My Ride Ghost Hunters International and Cate Blanchett. (2003, 3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 12.05am Will & Grace 1.05 15, 137min) ★★★★ 1.30am 3.50 The Garage 4.40 Ghost Hunters International Rectify 2.30 Breaking Bad American Chopper 5.30- 2.55 Will & Grace 3.50- 3.30-5.30am The Shield 6.00am Mystery Hunters 4.00 Sony Movie News Extra CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 9.00Cyber Stalkers 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’… 6.00 Destination… SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Highlights 11.00 Police 7.00 MasterChef 7.00 River Cottage Every 7.00 Perfect Jo Pratt 9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 7.00am Highlights 9.00 Interceptors 12.00noon Australia The Day Hugh Fearnley- and Valentine Warner Heir Hunters 11.00 Real Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping Robson’s Extreme Fishing contestants gather for Whittingstall bakes bread recommend tips on how Rescues 12.00noon 48 Up with the Kardashians 11.00 Challenge 1.00pm Cops NEW another masterclass with recipes ranging to be the perfect host Hours: Mystery 1.00- Keeping Up: Kardashian Family EDITIONS 2.00 World’s 3.00pm Judge Judy Rules 11.30 Kourtney & Kim Craziest Police Pursuits 3.00 from Gary and George. from white loaves to over Christmas. (HD) Take New York 12.00 tangy sourdoughs. 3.00pm Heir Hunters Robson’s Extreme Fishing 4.00 Real Rescues 5.00-7.00 Entertainment Specials Challenge 4.00 Bar Rescue 8.00 Lottery Changed 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 8.00 Nigella’s Christmas Judge Judy 7.00 Cops: 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill 2.00 4.55 Access 5.00 Eddie My Life A doorman- teams are challenged to Kitchen How to cook a Reloaded 8.00 48 Hours: Keeping Up with the Stobart: Trucks and Trailers Mystery: Real-life crimes and Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas 6.00 Robson’s Extreme turned-millionaire who scour an antiques fair spiced roast turkey. 4.00 Keeping Up with the Fishing Challenge Police is looking for love, and and pick up bargains to 8.30 How to have a mysteries. 9.00 24 Hours to Kardashians 5.00 Kourtney 7.00 Kill: Examining what drove and Kim Take Miami 7.00 Interceptors 8.00 Robson’s a mechanic trying to sell for profi t at auction. stress-free Christmas. Jerry McGrath to murder. Extreme Fishing Challenge adjust to his new fortune. News 8.00 Keeping Up with 10.00 Jail 11.00 Cheaters the Kardashians 10.00 9.00 Ben Fogle: New Lives in 9.00 Cyber Stalkers 9.00 DIY SOS The team 9.00 Jamie’s Family 12.00m’t Dog and Beth: Christina Milian Turned Up the Wild 10.00 Conspiracy: A look at the dangers travels to a farm in Christmas Christmas On the Hunt 1.00am 24 11.00 News 12.00m’t Keeping The Lord Lucan Dossier 11.00 Hours to Kill 2.00 Jail 3.30 Up with the Kardashians Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away of online relationships. Llanwrda, South Wales. vegetables. (HD) World’s Wildest Police 1.30am Shopping 2.30 12.00m’t Robson’s Extreme 9.30 The team helps 9.30 Alternatives to Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters News 4.30-5.00am Fishing Challenge 1.00- a family from Ipswich traditional desserts. (HD) 5.10-6.00am Cheaters Celebrity Style Story 3.00am Police Interceptors complete its extension. CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 Untold Stories of 10.00 Fantasy Homes by 10.00 Destination SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, the ER A crazed gunman the Sea Jenni Falconer Flavour Christmas A F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 opens fire in the ER. helps two friends search festive menu celebrating 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 6.00am Highlights 9.00 My for a property in Italy. the diverse heritage Pointless: Double bill. 9.30 8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) Four Wives (HD) 10.00 Say 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive of Australia. (HD) Catchphrase: Double bill. 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 1.00am Dr G: Medical 10.30 Strike It Lucky 11.00 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 11.00 Say Yes to the Dress Examiner 2.00 Lottery 11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m’t 11.00 Perfect (HD) 12.00m’t Bullseye 11.30 The Million 12.00noon Property Brothers (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers Pound Drop 1.00pm (HD) Flipping Vegas Changed My Life 3.00 Bargain Hunt 1.00am Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 1.00pm & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm Pointless: Quiz show. (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) Extreme Couponing (HD) Hoarding: Buried Alive Marbella Mansions 2.00 1.00am Perfect (HD) 2.00 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 4.00-6.00am Homes If It’s Broke, Fix It 3.00- Home Shopping 5.00- 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 American Ninja Warrior 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) Something Borrowed, Four in a Bed Perfect (HD) Under the Hammer 4.00am 6.00am 5.00 Fort Boyard 6.00 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) Something New (HD) 4.00 +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) Say Yes to the Dress: 241 285 244 282 243 279 9.00 The Million Pound 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say Drop 10.00 Classic Who (HD) 9.00 Prison Wives Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Say SHED FOOD NETWORK REALLY Wants to Be a Millionaire? Club NEW EDITION (HD) Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t 10.00 Girlfriends’ Guide to 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW Family Fortunes 12.30am Divorce SERIES FINALE (HD) 8.00 My Four Wives (HD) 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 Wheel of Fortune 1.00 11.00 Donnie Loves Jenny 9.00 Long Island Medium Pointless 3.00 American (HD) 11.30 Wahlburgers (HD) (HD) 10.00 Sex Sent Me to 6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 6.00-8.00am Barefoot 6.00am One Born Every Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort 12.00m’t Hardcore Pawn (HD) the ER NEW EDITION (HD) Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Contessa – Back to Basics Minute 7.00 Home Shopping Boyard 5.00-6.00am 1.00am Prison Wives Club 11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner 9.00 Property Wars 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 8.00 Homes Under the Fifteen to One: Quiz show. (HD) 2.00-5.00am Highlights 12.00m’t-6.00am Highlights 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink 9.00 Pioneer Woman Hammer 9.00 Escape 1.00-4.00 LA Ink 4.00pm 10.00 Denise Van Outen’s to the Country 10.00 COMEDY CENTRAL EXTRA QUEST TRUTV Property Wars 5.00 Off Christmas 10.30 Pioneer Haunted Collector 11.00 the Hook: Extreme Catches Woman 11.00 Nigella Selling Houses Australia SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 12.00noon Ghost Adventures 6.00 Thinking Tackle Bites Christmas Special 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: 1.00pm DIY SOS: The Big Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Thinking Tackle Carp 12.00noon 12 Chefs of Rules of Engagement 11.00 6.00am Highlights 7.10 Build 2.00 Escape to the Friends 12.00noon Two and a Scrapheap Challenge 8.00 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic fishing tips and tactics. Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot Contessa – Back to Basics Country 3.00 Homes Under Half Men 1.00pm Impractical How Do They Do It? 8.30 Detectives: Back-to-back 8.00 Total Fishing with the Hammer 4.00 Born to Jokers US 2.00 Rules of How It’s Made 9.00 Put Your editions. 2.00-7.00pm Matt Hayes The angler 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Denise Van Outen’s Kill 5.00 Animal SOS 6.00 Engagement 3.00 The Middle Money Where Your Mouth Crime Stories: Back-to-back catches all kinds of carp 3.00 Christmas 4.00 Diners, Selling Houses Australia NEW 4.00 Two and a Half Men Is 10.00 Salvage Squad editions of the series. on France’s River Saone. Escape to the 11.00 Desert Car Kings Drive-Ins and Dives 5.00 EDITION 7.00 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 7.00-10.00 Container Wars: 8.30 Angling for sea bass Country 8.00 DIY SOS: The Ready Steady Cook 6.00 The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 12.00 Extreme Engineering Back-to-back editions and counting carp. Big Build 9.00 NEW SERIES the Middle 8.00 Epic Meal 1.00pm How Do They Do It? looking into the fast-paced Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals The High Hopes Choir: David 9.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ Empire NEW EDITION 8.30 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 world of shipping port 7.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back Brophy tries to form two Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Skipper Bivins and Trent Frankenfood NEW EDITION auctions. 10.00 Bouncers: to Basics: Double bill. 8.00 choirs of homeless people. 9.00 Live at the Apollo 10.00 Money Where Your Mouth Is Jackson await the arrival Following the work of door Farm Kings: Joe shocks the Obsessive Compulsive Impractical Jokers US 11.00 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 of another round of visitors. 10.00 staff along Queen Street gang. 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins Cleaners 11.00 Born to Kill Friends 12.00 Bob’s Burgers Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 10.00 Custom My Ride in Colchester, Essex. and Dives: Double bill. 10.00 12.00m’t Crime Stories 1.00am Tosh.0 1.30 Archer 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 Double bill of the series. Man v Food: Double bill. 11.00 1.00am Paranormal 2.00 Comedy Central at the Outback Truckers NEW 11.00pm-1.00am Bait Car 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Witness 2.00 Home Comedy Store 2.30 The Daily EDITION 9.00 Inventions 1.00am Crime Stories: Thinking Tackle 3.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Shopping 4.00 Real Rescues Show 3.00 Tosh.0 3.25 Dirty that Rocked the World NEW Double bill. 3.15-5.00 Property Wars 3.50 Hillbilly 1.00am Man v Food 2.00- 4.45 One Born Every Minute Sexy Funny 3.50 South Park EDITION 10.00 Deadliest Psychic Detectives: Handfishin’ 4.40 Off the 3.00am Mystery Diners – What Happened Next? 4.15 Sir Leslie Quint 4.20- Catch 11.00 How Do They Do Back-to-back editions. Hook: Extreme Catches SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am Helicopter 6.00am The King of Queens It? 11.30-6.00am Highlights 5.00-6.00am Crime Stories 5.30-6.00am Model Mania +1 hour 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Shelby 7.45 Ghosthunters 6.00am Duck Tales the Movie: 6.00am Oliver! 8.30 Babe: Pig in 6.00am Behind Enemy Lines: Seal 7.00am The Harry Hill Movie on Icy Trails 9.30 The Good Treasure of the Lost Lamp 7.20 the City 10.10 Holy Night! 11.50 Team Eight 7.45 The Top Ten Show 8.35 Shanghai Knights 10.40 Sex Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special Alexander and the Terrible, Let It Snow 1.20pm Rio 2 As 2015 8.05 Apollo 13 10.30 Tape 12.25pm Trainwreck: Sky 10.00 Cake 12.00noon Shelby Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day 8.00pm. 3.10 Khumba Animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movies Special 12.40 Grudge Family adventure starring John Paul 8.50 Sleeping Beauty 10.20 adventure with the voice of Jake T 12.30pm Ride Along As 3.25am. Match As 9.45pm. 2.35 American Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ Tinker Bell and The Pirate Fairy Austin. (S) (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 2.15 Apollo 13 Gripping drama. (S) Pie Comedy starring Jason Biggs. (S) 1.45pm Extraterrestrial As 11.45pm. 11.45 Tinker Bell and the Legend 4.40 Holy Night! Animated comedy (1995, PG, 140min) ★★★★★ (1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 3.45 Maleficent Special 4.15 of the NeverBeast 1.05pm with the voice of Anabel Alonso. (S) 4.45 The Dukes of Hazzard Action 4.25 Failure to Launch Romantic Taken 3 As shown at 8.00pm. Alexander and the Terrible, (2011, U, 92min) ★★★ 6.25 Let It comedy with Seann William Scott. comedy. (S) (2005, 12, 96min) 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Snow Romantic drama starring (S) (2005, 15, 104min) ★ 6.45 Air ★★★ 6.10 Life Prison comedy Family adventure starring Anke 2.35 National Treasure 4.50 101 Candace Cameron Bure and Jesse Force One Drama with Harrison drama starring Eddie Murphy. Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ Dalmatians 6.40 Sleeping Beauty Hutch. (S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ Ford. (S) (1997, 15, 124min) ★★★ (S) (1999, 15, 108min) ★★

Tuesday 11.45Extraterrestrial 8.00 Pirates of the Caribbean… 8.00 Rio 2 9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja… 6.10 Life 8.00 Taken 3 Action thriller 8.00 Pirates of the Caribbean: 8.00 Rio 2 Animated comedy Air Force One 8.00 Sex Tape Comedy with 8 sequel starring Liam Neeson On Stranger Tides Fantasy sequel with the voices of Jesse (fi lm started at 6.45pm) Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel. PM and Forest Whitaker. Ex-CIA adventure starring Johnny Eisenberg and Anne Hathaway. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● A couple try to spice up their agent Bryan Mills fi ghts to clear Depp, Penélope Cruz and Parrots Jewel and Blu and their marriage by fi lming themselves his own name after being Geoffrey Rush. Ragged pirate three chicks leave home to having sex, but then have to stop framed for his ex-wife’s murder. captain Jack Sparrow joins make a journey up the Amazon. anyone from seeing the footage. (S) (2014, 12, 104min) ★★ an old foe and an old fl ame on (S) (2014, U, 99min) ★★★ 9.00 Teenage Mutant Ninja (S) (2014, 15, 92min) ★★ 9 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● a quest to fi nd the legendary SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Turtles Fantasy adventure SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM Fountain of Youth. (S) starring Megan Fox and William ★★ Fichtner. Four humanoid (2011, 12, 136min) 9.50 Step Up: All In Dance 9.45 Grudge Match Comedy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● amphibians use their martial drama starring Ryan Guzman arts skills to protect New York with Robert De Niro and 10.00 Cake Drama starring and Ryan Guzman. A street from a criminal organisation. Sylvester Stallone. Two retired 10 Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick dancer seeking his fortune (S) (2014, 12, 101min) ★★ boxers are persuaded by PM and Sam Worthington. (S) 10.20 The Black Cauldron must put aside old confl icts SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● a promoter to return to the (2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ Animated fantasy adventure to lead his crew to victory ring one last time to settle SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● with the voices of in a reality TV contest. (S) their long-standing feud. and Grant Bardsley. (S) (2014, PG, 110min) ★★★ (S) (2013, 12, 113min) ★★ 11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror (1985, U, 80min) ★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.00 Die Hard Action thriller starring SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11 starring Brittany Allen and Freddie SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Bruce Willis and Alan Rickman. Stroma. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ ★★★★★ PM (S) (1988, 15, 131min) 11.40 The Hooligan Factory Spoof 1.30am 13 Sins Thriller with Mark 1.15am Die Hard 2 Action thriller ★★★ crime drama starring Jason Maza. Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) 11.45 The Greatest Game Ever 11.50 Babe: Pig in the City Family sequel starring Bruce Willis. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★ ★★★ 3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Family Played Drama starring Shia LaBeouf. comedy sequel with Magda (S) (1990, 18, 118min) 1.15am Idiocracy Comedy with Luke adventure as shown at 6.15pm. (S) (2005, PG, 120min) ★★★ Szubanski. (1998, U, 96min) ★★★★ 3.25 Ride Along Comedy starring Ice Wilson. (S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★ ★★ 5.00 Transformers: Age of 1.50am Pirates of the Caribbean: 1.35am Oliver! Oscar-winning musical Cube. (S) (2014, 12, 97min) 2.45 The Castle Australian comedy. Extinction Special On Stranger Tides As 8.00pm. starring Ron Moody and Mark Lester. 5.10 Sicario: Sky Movies Special (S) (1997, 15, 86min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Rio 2 Special 4.10-6.00am 101 Dalmatians (S) (1968, U, 146min) ★★★★★ Interview with stars Emily Blunt 4.20-6.00am The Harry Hill Movie and Benicio del Toro. +1hour SKY VIRGIN Disney comedy adventure. (S) 4.00-6.00am Step Up: All In Comedy starring Harry Hill and Julie 302 402 (1996, U, 102min) ★★★★ Dance drama as shown at 9.50pm. 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special Walters. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 433 HD 304/331 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 7.00am Muppets Most Wanted 6.00am The Fault in Our 6.40am Kung Fu 8.40 Never (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Monsters 8.30 7.00am Christmas Every Day 8.55 The Good Dinosaur: Stars 8.15 The Notebook So Few 11.05 The Spy in Monsters 9.00 The Lost Fantasy comedy. (1996, U, 9.00am K9 Christmas 10.45 Sky Movies Special 9.25 10.25 Matilda 12.10pm the Green Hat 12.50pm World 10.00 The Incredible 89min) ★★ 9.00 All I Want A Christmas Snow 12.50pm The Maze Runner 11.25 Into The Witches Adventure. (S) Kung Fu 3.00 To Trap Hulk 11.00 City Under the for Christmas 11.00 A Santa with Muscles Family the Woods 1.35pm Muppets (1989, PG, 90min) ★★★★ a Spy Espionage adventure. Sea 12.50pm Horror Christmas Without Snow comedy. (1996, U, 97min) ★ Most Wanted Comedy. (S) 1.50 The Fault in Our Stars (1965, PG, 92min) ★★★ Highlights 1.00 Highlander 1.00pm A Christmas Wedding 2.45 A Christmas Tree Miracle (2014, U, 103min) ★★★ Drama. (S) (2014, 12, 121min) 4.45 Yesterday’s Enemy 3.00pm Doctor Who 4.00 Comedy. (2006, PG, 88min) Drama. (2013, U, 102min) ★ 3.25 The Amazing Spider-Man ★★★ 4.00 The Da Vinci World War Two drama. Atomic Dog Adventure. ★ 3.00 All I Want for 4.50 It Takes Two Comedy. 2 As 10.00pm. 5.50 Into the Code Thriller. (S) (2006, 12, (1959, b/w, PG, 96min) ★★ (1998, PG, 88min) ★★ Christmas Drama. (2007, U, (1995, U, 97min) ★ 6.55 An Woods Musical fantasy 149min) ★★★ 6.30 Forrest 6.40 Operation Daybreak 5.50 Horror Highlights 89min) ★★ 5.00 Recipe for Evergreen Christmas Drama. starring Meryl Streep. (S) Gump Oscar-winning drama. World War Two drama. 6.00 The Incredible Hulk a Perfect Christmas Comedy. (2014, PG, 98min) ★★ (2014, PG, 120min) ★★★ (S) (1994, 12, 136min) ★★★★ (1975, 15, 104min) ★★★ Banner wins a lottery. (2005, PG, 120min) ★★★ 8.00 The Maze Runner Sci-fi 9.00 Gone Girl Crime thriller 9.00 Buffalo Soldiers Black 9.00 The Juror Legal thriller 7.00 The Lost World 6/22. 7.00 Grounded Children’s adventure with Dylan O’Brien. starring Ben Affleck and comedy with Joaquin Phoenix. starring Demi Moore, Alec After reviving a girl, Professor comedy starring Dyllan (S) (2014, 12, 110min) ★★★ Rosamund Pike. A man reports (2001, 15, 98min) ★★★★ Baldwin and Joseph Gordon- Summerlee is called a witch. Christopher, Tyler James 10.00 The Amazing his wife’s disappearance, only 10.55 Collateral Damage Levitt. (1996, 18, 118min) ★ 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. Williams and Gina Mantegna. Spider-Man 2 Adventure to end up accused of murder. Action thriller starring 11.25 Ca$h Psychological 9.00 Dark Summer Horror (2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ starring Andrew Garfield. (S) (2014, 18, 143min) ★★★★ Arnold Schwarzenegger. thriller starring Sean Bean starring Keir Gilchrist. 9.00 Stealing Christmas (S) (2014, 12, 142min) ★★★ 11.30 Fifty Shades of Grey (2002, 15, 109min) ★ and Chris Hemsworth. (2015, 15, 81min) ★★ Comedy starring Tony 12.30am Dangerous Mind of Erotic drama starring Jamie 1.00am Sudden Impact Crime (2010, 15, 108min) ★★ 10.35 Horror Highlights Danza and Lea Thompson. ★★ a Hooligan Crime drama Dornan and Dakota Johnson. thriller with Clint Eastwood. 1.40am Puncture Wounds 10.45 2 (2003, PG, 85min) ★★ starring Samuel Anoyke. (S) (2015, 18, 120min) (1983, 18, 117min) ★★ Action adventure starring Horror with Jemma Dallender. 11.00 Little Women Drama ★ (S) (2014, 15, 79min) 1.45am The Beach Danny 3.10 Zero Hour! Disaster movie. Cung Le and Vinnie Jones. (2013, 18, 100min) ★★ based on Louisa May Alcott’s ★★ 2.00 Devil’s Due Horror Boyle’s drama with Leonardo (1957, b/w, U, 81min) ★★ (2014, 15, 93min) 12.45am II Horror novel with Meredith Baxter. starring Allison Miller. (S) DiCaprio and Robert Carlyle. 4.30 Hollywood’s Best 3.35 Sony Movie News Extra sequel starring Jamie Lee 1.00am The Waltons ★★ ★★ (2014, 15, 87min) (S) (2000, 15, 118min) Film Directors Mike Figgis. The latest film news. Curtis. (1981, 18, 92min) ★★ 3.00 Little House on the 3.40 Lake Placid Horror. 4.00 The Top Ten Show 2015 5.00-7.10am Operation 3.45 Picnic Romantic drama 2.40-4.30am Banshee Prairie Double bill. ★★★★ (1999, 15, 82min) 4.20-6.00am The Witches Daybreak War drama. with Josh Brolin and Gretchen Chapter Horror thriller. 5.00-7.00am One Special 5.10-7.25am Shadowlands Children’s fantasy starring (1975, 15, 104min) ★★★ Mol. (2000, 12, 97min) ★★★ (2013, 15, 84min) ★★★ Night Drama starring James Romantic drama. (S) Anjelica Huston. (S) (1989, 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie Garner and Julie Andrews. (1993, U, 131min) ★★★ PG, 90min) ★★★★ SKY VIRGIN News Extra The latest news. SKY VIRGIN (1999, PG, 87min) ★★ +1 hour 318 417 +1 hour 320 202

70 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 8 December Tuesday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY SCI-FI/HORROR SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 309/336 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 311 /339 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 6.20am Catch .44 8.05 Frontera 6.30am Miracle on 34th Street 8.15 6.00am Deth on Live 8.00 The 6.20am Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 9.55 Get Smart 11.50 Drop Zone Look Who’s Talking Now 10.00 Martian: Sky Movies Special Special 6.50 Monster’s Ball 8.50 ■ Films start at 11.00am 1.40pm The Big Bang Crime The Magic Reindeer 11.30 The 8.30 Edge of Tomorrow 10.30 Frozen River 10.35 Inherent Vice thriller. (2010, 15, 101min) ★★★ Muppet Christmas Carol 1.05pm Alien: Director’s Cut 12.40pm The 1.10pm American Sniper 3.30 11.00am High Noon 12.45pm The 3.30 The Entitled Thriller with Kevin Home Alone 4 As 1.30am. 2.35 Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. Night Moves Thriller starring Jesse Wackiest Ship in the Army Comedy. Zegers. (S) (2011, 15, 91min) ★★ Batman Returns As 9.30pm. 1.00 The Matrix As 9.00pm. Eisenberg. (2013, 15, 113min) ★★★★ (S) (1960, U, 95min) ★★★ 2.45 5.10 The Calling Crime thriller starring 4.45 A Christmas Carol Charles 3.30 Zombeavers Comic horror. (S) 5.30 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Run Wild, Run Free Children’s Susan Sarandon and Donald Dickens’s famous Christmas tale. (2014, 15, 85min) ★★ 5.00 Deliver Comedy drama starring Ben Stiller. drama. (S) (1969, U, 95min) ★★ Sutherland. (S) (2014, 15, 106min) (1984, U, 100min) ★★ 6.30 Us from Evil Horror with Eric Bana. (S) (2013, PG, 112min) ★★★★ 4.45 Hanover Street Wartime love ★★ 7.00 The Recruit Thriller The Magic Reindeer Animated (S) (2014, 15, 116min) ★★ 7.00 7.30 Inherent Vice Comedy story. (S) (1979, PG, 108min) ★★ starring Al Pacino and Colin Farrell. adventure with the voice of Matthew Edge of Tomorrow Sci-fi thriller. drama starring Joaquin Phoenix. 6.55 Field of Dreams Fantasy. (S) (S) (2003, 12, 115min) ★★★ Boyle. (2012, U, 72min) ★★ (S) (2014, 12, 113min) ★★★★ (S) (2014, 15, 150min) ★★★★ (1989, PG, 106min) ★★★★★ Tuesday

PREMIERE 10.45Reclaim 9.30 Batman Returns 7.00 Edge of Tomorrow 5.30 The Secret Life of Walter…909 9.000 HHow I LiLive NNow The Recruit 8.00 The Muppet Christmas Edge of Tomorrow Inherent Vice Field of Dreams (fi lm started at 7.00pm) Carol The Muppets’ version of (fi lm started at 7.00pm) (fi lm started at 7.30pm) (fi lm started at 6.55pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Charles Dickens’s classic SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM Christmas tale starring Michael Caine and the Muppet gang. (S) (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ 9.00 Shaft Crime thriller SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.00 The Matrix Sci-fi action 9.00 PREMIERE How I Live inspired by the 1970s screen thriller starring Keanu Reeves, Now Apocalyptic thriller 9 icon, starring Samuel L Jackson Laurence Fishburne and starring Saoirse Ronan. An PM as a streetwise New York cop 9.30 Batman Returns Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer American teenager in Britain seeking to bring down the Comic-book adventure hacker learns that he is becomes a fugitive in a military racist killer of a young black sequel with Michael Keaton, destined to save humanity from police state as the country is student. With Vanessa Williams. Danny DeVito and Michelle enslavement by a network of 10.00 American Sniper Biopic drawn into a Third World War. (S) (2000, 18, 99min) ★★★ Pfeiffer. The masked hero artifi cially intelligent computers. starring Bradley Cooper, Sienna (S) (2013, 15, 99min) ★★★ 10 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● battles monstrous criminal (S) (1999, 15, 136min) ★★★★ Miller and Kyle Gallner. A See review, page 25 PM the Penguin and female SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Navy SEAL fi nds life back on SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10.45 Reclaim Thriller starring vigilante Catwoman. (S) civvy street diffi cult to deal John Cusack, Ryan Phillippe (1992, 12, 121min) ★★★ with after four tours of Iraq. and Rachelle Lefevre. (S) ●●● ●●● ●●● SEX VIOLENCE LANG 11.30 Cujo Thriller with Dee Wallace (S) (2014, 15, 132min) ★★★★ (2014, 15, 92min) ★★ Stone. (S) (1983, 18, 91min) ★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.45 A Christmas Carol As 4.45pm. 1.15am Zombeavers As 3.30pm. PM 1.30am Home Alone 4 Comedy 2.40 The Top Ten Show 2015 sequel starring Mike Weinberg. 2.55 Alien: Director’s Cut The 12.25am Falling Down Controversial (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ director’s cut of ’s classic drama starring Michael Douglas. 3.00 Miracle on 34th Street sci-fi chiller with Sigourney Weaver. 12.15am Gangs of New York Drama 11.05 Knowing Sci-fi mystery thriller. (S) (1993, 18, 115min) ★★★★ Classic Christmas fantasy. (S) (S) (1979, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ starring Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) (S) (2009, 15, 116min) ★★ 2.30 A Man Apart Action thriller. (1947, b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★★ 5.00 Transformers: Age of (2002, 18, 168min) ★★★ 1.20-3.50am Lore War drama. (S) (2003, 18, 109min) ★ 4.45-6.20am Coming Home for Extinction Special With Alex Zane. 3.15-6.00am Enemy Thriller with Jake Subtitled. (2012, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 4.30-6.15am Loss of Faith Drama. Christmas Drama with Carly 5.30-6.00am The Martian: Gyllenhaal and Melanie Laurent. +1hour SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★ McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ Sky Movies Special (S) (2013, 15, 90min) ★★★★ 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am Time Runners 11.00 7.00am Catch a Christmas 6.00am The History of WWII 7.00pm Secret Window AMC Thriller based 10.00pm Mr. & Mrs. Smith 5★ Black To Catch a Yeti 12.50pm A Star 9.00 A Fairytale 7.15 Mighty Joe Young on the novella by Stephen King, starring comedy thriller starring Brad Pitt. ★★★ Christmas Wish Depression- Christmas 11.00 My Dad Is 9.10 Death Car on the Johnny Depp and John Turturro. ★★★ 11.00pm Twelve Monkeys Syfy Sci-fi fantasy era drama with Brian Krause. Scrooge 1.00pm Merry Freeway 11.05 Till the End 9.00pm The Dark Knight ITV2 Dark ★★★★★ ★★ starring Bruce Willis. (HD) (2013, PG, 97min) Ex-mas Seasonal drama. of Time 1.15pm Farewell to comic-book action thriller starring Christian ★★ 11.05pm Hard to Kill ITV4 Thriller with Steven 3.00 Elf-Man Christmas family (2014, PG, 90min) the King Wartime adventure. Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and ★★★ Seagal and Kelly LeBrock. (HD) ★★★ comedy. (2012, U, 83min) ★ 3.00 Santa Switch Comedy (1988, 12, 117min) Maggie Gyllenhaal. (HD) ★★★★ 4.50 The Lost World with Ethan Erickson. (2013, 3.30 Split Second Suspense 1.05am Child’s Play 3 ITV4 Horror sequel ★★ 9.00pm Game of Death ITV4 Thriller starring about the foul-mouthed murderous doll Adventure. (1992, PG, 95min) PG, 120min) 5.00 Spirit thriller. (1953, b/w, PG, Wesley Snipes and Robert Davi. (HD) ★★ ★★ 6.55 The Lazarus of Christmas Seasonal 85min) ★★ 5.15 Wildfire 7: Chucky, starring Justin Whalin. (HD) ★ Project Supernatural thriller. romance starring Jen Lilley. The Inferno Disaster movie. 9.00pm Non-Stop 4Seven Action thriller ★★★★ (2008, 12, 100min) ★★★ (2015, PG, 87min) ★★ (2002, PG, 91min) ★★ starring Liam Neeson. (HD) 9.00 Virtuosity Sci-fi thriller 7.00 Hats Off to Christmas! 7.10 Shockwave Mutant robot starring Denzel Washington, Seasonal romance starring thriller starring Joe Lando, Kelly Lynch and Russell Crowe. Haylie Duff and Antonio Cupo. Lisa LoCicero and Josh Cox. (1995, 15, 103min) ★★★ (2013, PG, 85min) ★★ (2006, 15, 94min) ★★ 11.10 Ghosts of Mars John 9.00 A Rodeo and Juliet 9.00 Vampire Bats Sci-fi Carpenter’s sci-fi thriller Christmas Romantic drama horror thriller sequel starring starring Natasha Henstridge. starring Tim Abell and Krista Lucy Lawless and Dylan Neal. (2001, 15, 97min) ★★★ Allen. (2015, PG, 88min) ★★ (2005, 15, 85min) ★★ 1.05am Exam British thriller 11.00 Naughty or Nice Festive 10.45 Incubus Horror thriller starring Luke Mably and Jimi comedy starring Hilarie starring Tara Reid and Russell Mistry. (2009, 15, 101min) ★★ Burton and Matt Dallas. Carter. (2005, 15, 84min) ★ 3.15 The Way We Were (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★ 12.25am Killing Moon Drama with . 1.00am Angel on My Tree Thriller starring Kim Coates. (1973, PG, 118min) ★★★ Drama starring Kellie Martin. (1998, 15, 87min) ★★ 5.35 Sony Movie News Extra (2013, PG, 83min) ★★ 2.10-4.00am Mr Blandings 5.50-6.00am Behind the 3.00-5.00am Christmas Builds His Dream House Screens How films are made. with a Capital C Comedy Classic comedy starring Cary drama with Daniel Baldwin. Grant and Myrna Loy. (1948, SKY (2011, PG, 120min) ★★ b/w, U, 84min) ★★★★★ +1 hour 324

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7/8. A party animal aims to Wednesday 1.35 Neighbours (S)(HD)(AD) 5/10. The crew explores the jungles for the Week Ahead 8.00 The Mary Rose: 1.10-6.00am BBC News impress his perfectionist 2.05 FILM The Case for Christmas of Nicaragua. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) bride-to-be with a Bollywood- A Timewatch Guide Seasonal comedy starring Dean Cain. 1.00pm The Last Ship Lockdown: Historian Dan Snow explores ★★ N. IRELAND inspired extravaganza. (HD) (S)(HD) (2011, PG, 105min) 6/10. Danny comes down with a Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 the excavation and raising of 3.50 FILM PREMIERE Holiday Help mysterious illness. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 9.00 Meth and Madness in No variations the iconic ship. (HD)(AD) Festive romantic drama starring Alicia 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) Mexico: 9.00 FILM Quartet Comedy Witt and Wallace Shawn. 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The second Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.50 Best 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I Garden 12.25am Coast of You’ve Been Framed! 8.45 Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) about their fi rst-time pregnancy, part of the crossover with The 12.55-1.15am Previews The Cube (HD) 9.45 Psych (HD) 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) while a woman expecting her Flash sees Oliver and Barry 10.35 FILM Secret Santa: (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey fourth child is concerned about trying to fi gure out how to ITV Seasonal comedy. (2003, (HD) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of postnatal depression. (S)(HD) defeat villain Vandal Savage. (S) PG, 85min) ★★ 12.25pm S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I ■ Repeated on Friday on Sky2 No variations Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 12.55 Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 6.00 You’ve Been Framed Extreme! The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 9.00 Can’t Pay? 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles S4C 1.55 Catchphrase (HD) 2.40- 7.00 Hollyoaks Harry tells the We’ll Take It Away Chernoff, K: 24/24. The case 6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show Sky 13 4 , Virgin 166, Freesat 120 McQueens about Cleo visiting SERIES FINALE 11/11. Paul involving Arkady and his personal (HD) 6.00 Judge Rinder (HD) Pete, and John Paul encourages and Phil get more than they connection to the oil tanker leads 7.00am Cyw 1.00pm Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Myra to catch Diego out. (HD) bargained for, while Stewart and Callen, Sam, Deeks and Kensi to 1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau Double bill of comical clips, Victor hunt down £66,000 Moscow, where the team must 7.35 FILM Twilight Canu Dechrau Canmol narrated by Harry Hill. Supernatural romance thriller owed by a businessman. (S)(HD) assume multiple identities to fi nd 2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 ■ the suspects. (Series 6) (S)(R) 8.00 Two and a Half Men starring Kristen Stewart and Repeated tomorrow Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd Robert Pattinson. A teenage 3.00 Fferm Ffactor: Brwydr 18/24. Charlie and Alan girl discovers that the boy she 10.00 Suspects 10.00 Prison: y Ffermwyr SERIES FINALE pretend to be a couple. (HD) Ricochet: 3/4. The detectives 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 8.30 19/24. Alan takes a is falling in love with has a First and Last 24 Hours centuries-old secret that could investigate the shooting of a NEW EDITION 7/8. Documentary 6.00 Pobol y Cwm 6.25 shine to Charlie’s former Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd girlfriend. (Series 2) (HD) threaten her life. (HD)(AD) clergyman in broad daylight, and following convicted criminals in (2008, 12, 122min) ★★★ suspicion falls on the reverend’s 6.30 : Côr y 9.00 Through the four Scottish prisons on the two Gogledd 7.00 Heno 7.30 Y son when they link him to most important days of their Christmas Keyhole 10.00 Supernatural NEW Ffair Aeaf 2015 SERIES EPISODE The Things We Left the suspect in another recent sentences – their arrival and FINALE 8.30 Dim Ond y With Jonathan Ross, Louis incident. (Series 4) (S)(HD) their release. 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(HD) 8.00 CSI Scuba 8.00 Mistaken Identity: special from 1993. 8.00 Storage Hunters UK 8.00 Long Lost Family 8.00 Fifth Gear Tiff drives 8 Doobie-Doo: 5/23. 10/22. Danny and Hyacinth goes on a NEW EDITION One A woman hopes to be a 40-year-old racing car, PM Catherine and Nick Baez encounter cruise on the QE2. unit in Cardiff has the reunited with the son she two limousines are put investigate the suspicious tension and resistance bidders all gagging. (HD) gave up for adoption, to , and a look death of a scuba diver. while investigating a 8.30 From Royston, while a nurse wants to at the possible future of (Series 2) (HD) bombing. (Series 4) (HD) meet her father. (HD) supercar design. (HD) 8.55 Outnumbered Hertfordshire. (HD) 9.00 Hero to Zero: 9.00 The Affair Christmas special from 9.00 QI XL Guests Jason 9.00 Inside Asprey: 9.00 River Monsters 9 15/18. A caped vigilante NEW EPISODE 2011. 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See feature, Leftovers (HD) 12.30am 11.05 French and Saunders Christopher Lloyd. (HD) skeleton that has been (HD) (1981, 18, 93min) ★ page12 (Series 12) (HD) The Last Panthers (HD) 11.50 Best of Not the Nine 10.40 Would I Lie to You? hidden inside the boot of SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 1.30 The Knick 2.35-4.10 O’Clock News 12.25am 12.00m’t Not Going Out a car. (Series 8) (HD) 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am Curb Your Enthusiasm: Triple Outnumbered 1.20 French (HD) 12.40am Crackanory 11.55 FILM Year of the Dragon: Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI bill. (Series 2) (HD) 4.20 Star and Saunders 1.55 Best of (HD) 1.20 QI XL (HD) 2.20 Crime thriller starring Mickey (HD) 4.20 Border Security: Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.10- Not the Nine O’Clock News Would I Lie to You? (HD) 3.00 Rourke. (HD) (1985, 18, Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.10- 6.00am Networks of Power 2.25 French and Saunders Only Connect 3.30-4.00am 11.05 Cold Blood 12.35- 136min) ★★★ 2.30- 6.00am Nothing to Declare with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.55-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 2.25am A Touch of Frost 2.50am Pawn Stars (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269 6.00am Obese: A Year to 6.00am Andromeda 6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 6.15am Hollywood 7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 6.00am The Encore Hour Save My Life USA 7.00 8.00 Star-Crossed Haunted 8.00 Sixth Sense Treasure (HD) 7.00 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs Four Weddings 8.00 9.00 Are You Smarter with Colin Fry 9.00 Monkey Neighbourhood Blues (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May 10.00 The Memoirs of Chopper Squad 10.00 My Than a 10 Year Old? Life 9.30 Monkey Thieves (HD) 8.00 MasterChef F. B. Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) Sherlock Holmes (HD) Kitchen Rules: Australia 10.00am-12.00noon 10.00 Border Security: Australia (HD) 9.00 Isles: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Peter Andre’s 10.55 Heartbeat 11.50 11.00 Styled to Rock Nothing to Declare Canada’s Front Line 10.30 Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries 60 Minute Makeover Peak Practice 12.45pm 12.00 Britain & Ireland’s 12.00noon Monkey Life To Catch a Smuggler: JFK The Bill 11.00 Pointless (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: (HD) 12.05pm The Kavanagh QC (HD) Next Top Model 1.00pm 1.00pm Border Security: Airport 11.30 Road Wars 12.00noon MasterChef F. B. Eye 3.00 Rizzoli Jeremy Kyle Show USA 2.25 Life Begins 3.25 Biggest Loser: Australia Canada’s Front Line 2.00 12.30pm The Jerry Springer Australia (HD) 1.00pm & Isles (HD) 5.00 1.00 Flipping Out NEW Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: Stop, Search, Seize Show 2.00 Nothing to Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 Castle: Double bill. (HD) EDITION (HD) 2.00 Downstairs 5.35 The Australia 3.00 Million 3.00 Nothing to Declare Declare 3.00 Border CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The 7.00 Crossing Lines Get a The Real Housewives of Darling Buds of May Dollar Listing: NYC 4.00 4.00 Brighton Beach Security USA 4.00 Road Bill 5.00 Tipping Point Clue: 6/23. (Series 6) (HD) Miami (HD) 3.00 The 6.40 Agatha Christie’s Nothing to Declare 5.00 Wars 5.00 Motorway Patrol 5.00 Monkey Life (HD) 6.00 CSI: NY (HD) 8.00 Criminal Minds: Millionaire Matchmaker Poirot: Double bill. (HD) The Steve Wilkos Show Patrol 6.00 The Dog 7.00 CSI: NY Young Blood: Suspect Behaviour (HD) 4.00 The Real 9.00 Broadchurch 6.00 Four Weddings 7.00 6.00 Stargate SG-1: Whisperer 7.00 Monkey 6/24. (Series 2) (HD) Two of a Kind: 1/13. (HD) Housewives of Beverly The Steve Wilkos Show Double bill. 8.00 The Life NEW EDITION 7.30 5/8. (Series 2) (HD) 8.00 Nothing to Declare Muppets 8.30 Modern Monkey Thieves 8.00 8.00 MasterChef Australia 9.00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Hills: Double bill. (HD) 10.00 The Frankenstein 9.00 NY Med 10.00 Family 9.00 Micky Stargate Atlantis 9.00 Brit NEW EDITION (HD) Mysteries NEW EPISODE 6.00 Dinner Date: Double Chronicles NEW Sin Cities Unleashed Flanagan’s Detour de Cops: Rapid Response 9.00 Dynamo: Magician Game, Set & Murder: bill. (HD) 8.00 When EPISODE The Frankenstein 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am France 10.00 Ultimate 10.00 Psychic Investigators: Impossible The illusionist 7/8. The practice partner Do You Get Off? NEW Murders: 5/6. Mary Sin Cities Unleashed 1.30 Road Wars 11.00 Brit Double bill. 11.00 Nothing visits . (HD) of a rising tennis star EDITION (HD) 9.00 Shelley follows her own Red Shoe Diaries 2.00 Cops: Rapid Response to Declare 12.00m’t 10.00 One Born Every is fatally bitten by a Ladies of London NEW line of enquiry into Sir Boozed Up Brits Abroad 12.00m’t Road Wars Border Security: Canada’s Minute A couple await the spider. (Series 3) (HD) EDITION (HD) 10.00 William Chester. (HD) 2.30 Most Shocking 1.00am Danny Dyer’s Front Line 1.00am Road arrival of their fifth son. 10.15 WPC 56 (HD) Mob Wives (HD) 11.00 11.05 Grantchester (HD) 3.30 Most Haunted Extra Deadliest Men 2: Wars 2.00 Sexcetera 11.00 Code Black (HD) 11.15 Crossing Lines (HD) The Real Housewives 12.05am Titanic (HD) 4.00 Sixth Sense with Living Dangerously 3.00 Most Shocking 12.00m’t CSI: NY (HD) 12.20am Castle: Double of Melbourne (HD) 2.10 Cold Feet 3.05 Life Colin Fry 5.00-6.00am 2.00-4.00 Nothing to 4.00 Most Haunted 5.00- 2.00am Grimm (HD) bill. (HD) 2.10-4.00am 11.55pm-12.45am The Begins 4.00-6.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue Declare 4.00 Road Wars 6.00am Motorway Patrol 2.50-3.00am Oddities Murdoch Mysteries (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00-6.00am One +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 Hundred and Eighty! 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

76 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 9 December Wednesday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY ARTS SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am Malcolm in the Middle 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 6.00am Discovering: Grace Kelly (HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Building the Dream (HD) Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 Law (HD) 7.00 The Elaine Paige 10.00 Impractical Jokers 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 11.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: (HD) 9.00 Major Crimes (HD) & Order: Criminal Intent (HD) Show (HD) 8.00 Cinderella: (HD) 11.00 Malcolm in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Best Bites: Nuts. (HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 11.00 The Mentalist (HD) Dutch National Ballet (HD) the Middle (Series 2) (HD) 12.00noon Fact or Faked: 11.20 FILM Heaven Knows, Mr 12.00noon NCIS (HD) 1.00pm NCIS (Series 9) (HD) 10.10 Beethoven: The Complete 12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: Paranormal Files (HD) Allison (HD) (1957, PG) 2.00pm Law & Order (HD) 3.00 Burn Notice (Series 5) String Quartets 11.00 Back-to-back episodes. 1.00pm Quantum Leap (HD) ★★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 3.00 Major Crimes: Double (HD) 4.00 Law & Order: Landscape Artist of the Year (Series 2) (HD) 2.00pm 2.00 FILM 500 MPH Storm (HD) 3.35 Secrets of the bill. (Series 2) (HD) 5.00 Criminal Intent (Series 7) (HD) (HD) 12.00noonTales of the

Impractical Jokers (HD) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ Terracotta Warriors – Secret Sea Patrol (Series 4) (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: Throwing Unexpected 2.00pm Benjamin Wednesday 3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 History (HD) 4.40 A Place in 6.00 CSI: Miami: Invasion: Fire: 10/23. (HD) 6.00 Britten: Solo Cello Suites back episodes, including at: Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Sun: Home or Away (HD) 16/24. Horatio and the team Rose-Coloured Glasses: 11/23. 3.30 Roland Petit’s Le Rendez- 6.30 22/24. Rachel has an (Series 1) 6.00 Star Trek: 5.45 A Place in the Sun: investigate when a former A couple are murdered Vous (HD) 4.00 Darbar eventful surprise birthday Deep Space Nine: Hard Winter Sun (HD) 6.50 surfing star is shot dead by on their way to a school Festival 2015 (HD) 5.00 party. (Series 2) (HD) Time: 19/26. (Series 4) Building the Dream (HD) burglars. (Series 2) (HD) reunion. (Series 2) (HD) Sarah Brightman: Symphony in Vienna 6.40 Bolero

10.00Bob’s Burgers 9.00 Haven 10.00 Obsessive… 9.00 How to Get Away… 9.00 Tyrant 9.00 Exhibition on… 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Star Trek: The 7.00 NCIS See No Evil: 7.00 NCIS Extreme 7.00 André Rieu: The pranksters tries to Next Generation First 1/23. A navy captain Prejudice: 1/24. The Welcome to My World 7 get people to buy strange Contact: 15/26. Picard is held hostage in his team tries to track down The violinist presents PM things in a park. (HD) and Troi try to help Riker own offi ce while his Harper Dearing following highlights of his 7.30 The guys work as when he is critically wife and blind daughter the bomb attack on the worldwide tour. (HD) stadium security. (HD) injured. (Series 4) (HD) 7.55 Grand Designs Kevin are abducted. (HD) NCIS headquarters. (HD) 8.00 The Middle 8.00 Lost Girl 44 Minutes McCloud follows the 8.00 Vanished: 3/23. 8.00 Recovery: 2/24. An 8.00 Landscape Artist of American comedy. (HD) To Save The World: progress of a couple as The team investigates NCIS armoury employee the Year The contenders 9/16. Bo attempts they try to build the when a Marine is found murdered. Guest paint Waddesdon Manor 8 PM 8.30 Friends 23/24. to contain Iris, whose ultimate family home helicopter is discovered stars Steve Valentine. in Buckinghamshire. (HD) Guest stars Charlie killer touch is wreaking near York, inspired by a abandoned in a crop (Series 10) (HD) Sheen. (Series 2) (HD) havoc. (Series 5) (HD) giant farm shed. (HD) circle. (Series 2) (HD) 9.00 Lip Sync Battle 9.00 Haven NEW 9.00 Car SOS Tim, Fuzz 9.00 How to Get Away 9.00 Tyrant NEW 9.00 Exhibition on Derek Hough versus EPISODE A Matter of and the team step in and with Murder NEW EPISODE The Other Screen SERIES FINALE Julianne Hough. (HD) Time: 22/26. Nathan restore high end car, a EPISODE I Want You Brother: 6/12. The Army 4/4. World-renowned 9 9.30 Russell Howard’s must make common 1967 Lancia Flavia to Die: 7/15. A client is of the Caliphate continues curators and art PM Stand Up Central With cause with an enemy. coupé, that has stood in accused of harassment. to gain ground in historians give their Andrew Maxwell. (HD) (Series 5) (HD) a garage for 30 years. (Series 2) (HD) Abuddin. (Series 2) (HD) interpretations and explanations of work 10.00 Bob’s Burgers NEW 10.00 FILM The Colony 10.00 Obsessive 10.00 Law & Order: 10.00 Da Vinci’s Demons EPISODES 16&17/23. by Vincent van Gogh Sci-fi horror starring Compulsive Cleaners Special Victims Unit Alis Volas Propriis: 7/10. on display at the Van Double bill. (HD) 11.00 South Kevin Zegers. (HD) A medical student helps Producer’s Backend: Leo tries to solve the 10 Park (HD) 11.30 Impractical ★★ Gogh Museum in Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t The (2013, 18, 90min) out in Derby. (HD) 3/23. (Series 16) (HD) mystery of the Turkish Amsterdam. (HD) PM Daily Show NEW EDITION SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.00 24 Hours in A&E (HD) armour. (Series 3) (HD) Hosted by Trevor Noah. (HD) 12.00m’t Haven (HD) 1.00am 12.05am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 12.30am Impractical Jokers Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.00 (HD) 1.05 Obsessive 11.00pm-3.00am Law & 11.10 Family Guy (HD) 10.50 Arts Scholarships – Tom (HD) 1.00 South Park (HD) Star Trek: The Next Generation Compulsive Cleaners (HD) Order: Special Victims Unit 12.10-2.10am American McDonagh 11.00 Hard (HD) 1.30 Workaholics 2.00 (HD) 4.00-6.00am FILM 2.10 Salvage SOS NEW (HD) 3.00am Law & Order Dad! 2.10 Rick and Morty 12.00m’t Matrioshki 1.00am Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am Avengers Grimm: Fantasy. EDITIONS 3.05-3.35am (HD) 4.00 Numb3rs (HD) 3.10 The Walking Dead 4.10- Birthday 2.05 Exhibition on Two and a Half Men (HD) (HD) (2015, 15, 82min) ★ Gadget Man (HD) 5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 5.00am American Dad! Screen (HD) 3.55 Art & Craft SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN (HD) 5.45-6.00am The +1 hour 127 133 +1 hour 194 136 +1 hour 139 196 125 +1 hour 150 138 +1 hour 165 158 Christmas Window Live (HD) CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 9.00am JAG 10.00 8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Undercover Boss 9.00am Columbo: 9.00am Neighbours 9.30 6.00am The Waltons 7.10am The Bill 8.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star 10.00 Matlock 11.00 USA (HD) 10.00 Come Candidate for Crime My Wife and Kids 10.00 7.00 Little House on the Monarch of the Glen Trek: Deep Space Nine The District 12.00noon Dine with Me (HD) 11.05 Access 11.10 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 12.00noon Star Trek Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 10.30 Four in a Bed Diagnosis Murder My Wife and Kids 10.00 Happy Days Creatures Great and Small 1.00pm CSI (Series 5) 2.00 The High Chaparral (HD) 11.00 Four Rooms 12.10pm NCIS 2.05 FILM 1.00pm Cowboy Builders 11.00 FILM Christmas in 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 2.00 Flashpoint 3.00 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge (HD) 12.00noon Posh Flirting with Danger 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My Canaan: Festive drama. Goodnight Sweetheart NCIS 4.00 Nash Bridges Judy 5.00 The District Pawnbrokers (HD) (2006, PG, 90min) ★★ Wife and Kids 5.00 Top (2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 1.40 To the Manor Born 5.00 JAG 6.00 Star Trek 6.00 Knots Landing 1.00pm Location, 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 20 Funniest 5.55 Access 1.00pm FILM Borrowed 2.20 Birds of a Feather 7.00 NCIS The Voyeur’s 7.00 Knots Landing Location, Location (HD) 5.00 CSI 6.00 CSI: NY 6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) Hearts: Romantic drama. 3.00 Monarch of the Glen Web: 6/24. The team Secrets: 7/22. Richard’s 2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) (Series 9) 6.55 Access 6.30 Neighbours (1997, PG, 97min) ★★ 4.00 Bergerac 5.00 investigates the apparent boss lands him in trouble 2.30 Jamie’s Comfort 7.00 NCIS Reunion: 7.00 Now That’s Funny! 3.00 FILM The Christmas All Creatures Great with Laura. (Series 3) Stallion: Drama. (1993, and Small 6.00 To the murder of a woman Food (HD) 3.00-5.00 2/24. Gibbs investigates 8.00 Top 20 Funniest shown live over the 8.00 Judge Judy Double Come Dine with Me (HD) the death of a Marine. PG, 95min) ★★★ Manor Born 6.40 Last 8.55 Access Showbiz news. internet. (Series 3) bill of real-life cases. 5.00 Location, Location, 8.00 The Inside Man: 5.00 Happy Days 6.00 of the Summer Wine 8.00 Star Trek: Deep 9.00 A Gifted Man Location (HD) 6.00 3/24. A political blogger 9.00 FILM Christmas with Touched by an Angel 7.20 Goodnight Space Nine The Search In Case of Complications: Couples Come Dine with is found dead. (Series 7) the Kranks Seasonal 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. Sweetheart Gary’s – Part Two. 2/26. 13/16. The clinic staff Me (HD) 7.00 Come 9.00 Castle Recoil: 13/24. comedy with Tim Allen. 8.00 The Avengers Silent wives both plan to ★ Violence erupts on the are taken hostage. Dine with Me (HD) Beckett gets the chance (2004, PG, 99min) Dust: 14/26. (Series 4) move to California. space station. (Series 3) 10.00 Sex and the City 8.00 The Great Polar to incriminate a corrupt 11.00 FILM Blade 2: Action 9.00 FILM The Christmas 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 9.00 Ultimate Force 12/18. (Series 2) Bear Feast (HD) 9.00 politician. (Series 5) horror sequel starring Card Romantic drama A Sweeter Lazarus. Weapon of Choice: Gogglebox (HD) 11.05 10.00 Body of Proof Wesley Snipes. (2002, starring John Newton. 10.00 New Tricks Ducking 10.35 Californication ★★★★ 4/4. (Series 3) 11.10 Nurse Jackie 11.45 First Dates (HD) 12.05am Skin and Bones. (Series 3) 18, 117min) (2006, PG, 84min) ★★ and Diving: The team 10.10 Bad Girls Revolving Jerry Springer 12.35am The Undateables (HD) 11.00 CSI: NY (Series 8) 1.20am Scrubs 2.10 Top 11.00 FILM Angel in the reopens a murder case Doors: 13/16. (Series 3) Sex and the City 1.10 1.05 Fargo (HD) 2.15 12.00m’t CSI: Miami 20: Outrageous Outlaws Family: Festive drama. from 17 years previously. 11.15 NCIS 12.10am CSI Californication 1.45 The World’s Weirdest 1.00am CSI 1.55 CSI: 3.10 Ridiculousness NEW (2004, PG, 90min) ★★ 11.20 Birds of a Feather 1.05 Bad Girls 2.10 Nurse Jackie 2.20 Jerry Weather (HD) 3.10 Posh Miami 2.55 The Mentalist EDITIONS Double bill. 1.00-3.00am FILM 12.00m’t The Bill Hack 3.05 CSI 3.50 Springer 3.05 Beverly Pawnbrokers (HD) 3.45-4.00am Access 3.55-4.00am Access Barbara Taylor Bradford’s 1.00am Rumpole of the NCIS 4.35-6.00am Hills 90210 3.55-5.00am 4.05-5.05am Come +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT Everything to Gain: Drama. Bailey: Double bill. 3.00- Hawaii Five-O (Series 2) The High Chaparral Dine with Me (HD) 219 154 130 190 132 (1996, 12, 87min) ★★ 4.00am Garden Makers

TV&Satellite Week 77 WEDNESDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made (HD) 6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. 8.00am Stephen Hawking’s 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: 6.05am Highlights 7.15 Cash in 9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor (HD) 7.00-9.00 Wildlife at Science of the Future 9.00 Four editions. (HD) 10.00 the Attic 8.00 Antiques The Blue Planet 11.00 Life (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska the Zoo (HD) 9.00-11.00 Airport Security: Colombia Shipping Wars (HD) Roadshow 9.00 Weather (HD) 12.00noon The Life of (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal 10.00 Air Crash Investigation 11.00am-1.00pm Storage That Changed the World Mammals 1.00pm Planet 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: Cops Philadelphia: Double bill. 11.00 Time Scanners Wars: Four editions. (HD) 9.25 The Sixties 10.25 Return Earth: As 7.00pm. (HD) Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm (HD) 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00noon Nazi Underworld 1.00-3.00pm Pawn Stars: to the Falklands 12.00noon 2.00 David Attenborough’s Gold Rush (HD) 2.00 Alaska: 2.00 Animal Cops Houston: (HD) 1.00pm Highway Thru Back-to-back editions. (HD) Time Team 1.00pm Medieval Natural Curiosities: Double The Last Frontier (HD) Double bill. (HD) 4.00 My Hell (HD) 2.00 Car SOS (HD) 3.00 Shipping Wars: Double Murder Mysteries 2.00 The bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 3.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) Cat from Hell (HD) 5.00 3.00 Air Crash Investigation bill. (HD) 4.00 Storage Bridges That Built London 4.00 The Blue Planet 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 Animal Cops Houston (HD) 4.00 David Attenborough’s Wars: Double bill. (HD) with Dan Cruickshank 5.00 Life: The attention turns Auction Hunters: Double bill. 6.00 The Zoo: A keeper visits Rise of Animals (HD) 5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill. 3.00 Coast: As 7.00pm. 4.00 to marine invertebrates. (HD) (HD) 6.00 Fast N’ Loud: golden lion tamarins in Brazil. 5.00 Stephen Hawking’s (HD) 6.00 American Pickers: Time Team 5.00 Weather 6.00 The Life of Mammals: The crew continues to work (HD) 6.30 Susan continues Science of the Future 6.00 Mike and Frank receive good That Changed the World The similarities between on the Ford Galaxie. (HD) her trip of a lifetime. (HD) Ice Road Rescue (HD) news from a museum. (HD) 5.25 Return to the Falklands humans and great apes. NEW

Wednesday 10.00 Monsters Inside Me9.00 American… 9.00 Ultimate Airport… 9.00 Mountain Men 10.00 Wonders of Life 5.00 Life 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 7.00 Air Crash 7.00 Storage Wars Barry 7.00 Coast How Swansea’s 7.00 Planet Earth David 7 Auto enthusiast Mike Severe weather hits Gold Investigation discovers a locker with monopoly of the copper Attenborough looks at PM Brewer and mechanic Run and tensions arise The forced landing at a hole in its wall. (HD) trade in the 18th and subterranean life. (HD) Edd China restore a between the women sea of a passenger 7.30 In San Bernadino, 19th centuries helped Jaguar XJC. (HD) and their miners. (HD) jet fl ying from Italy to Darrell and Brandon fi nd Nelson achieve victory Tunisia in 2005. (HD) something odd. (HD) at the Battle of Trafalgar. 8.00 Fast N’ Loud 8.00 Insane Pools: Off 8.00 Car SOS Fuzz 8.00 Pawn Stars Rick 8.00 Medieval Murder 8.00 David 8 Richard Rawlins heads to the Deep End The Lucas Townshend and Tim spies a bargain 1966 Mysteries Examining the Attenborough’s Natural PM Indiana to try to sell a Lagoons crew turns a koi Shaw restore a Honda CB160. (HD) case of the princes in the Curiosities The Shelby Cobra prop car pond project into a Volkswagen Beetle that 8.30 The guys fi nd John tower, and questioning of a butterfl y. (HD) used in the original backyard oasis for a has dragged its owner Wayne’s high-school whether or not Richard 8.30 How Komodo Iron Man movie. (HD) family in Siesta Key. (HD) into bankruptcy. (HD) yearbook. (HD) III ordered their deaths. dragons reproduce. (HD) 9.00 Yukon Men 9.00 NEW American 9.00 Ultimate Airport 9.00 Mountain Men NEW 9.00 Earth: The Power 9.00 Africa A look at 9 NEW EDITION Stan Dreamlands One-off Dubai NEW EDITION EDITION A breakdown of the Planet Dr Iain the varied creatures of PM and Pat race to prepare reality show following The team quarantines a leaves Marty stranded, Stewart demonstrates the Congo rainforest, for Tanana’s role as a family business who possible Ebola patient and Eustace is forced to the strength Earth from fi ghting frogs to checkpoint in the Iditarod buy recreational land while doctor try to improvise in the Blue derives from its position battling elephants. (HD) dog sled race. (HD) to transform. (HD) diagnose him. (HD) Ridge Mountains. (HD) in the solar system. 10.00 Monsters Inside Me 10.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 10.00 Breakthrough: Following 10.00 The Curse of Oak Island 10.00 Wonders of Life 10.00 The Blue Planet: 10 NEW EDITION A man 11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill scientists working on NEW EDITION Following Investigating whether the Predators and prey in the open PM discovers worms are crawling of the series. (HD) 12.00m’t alternative sources of energy two brothers searching for oceans come under scrutiny. throughout his lungs, and a Animal Cops Philadelphia to fossil fuels. (HD) 11.00 treasure on a Nova Scotia emergence of life was an 11.00 Life (HD) 12.00m’t female boxer gets blindsided (HD) 1.00am Insane Pools: Survive the Tribe (HD) island. (HD) 11.00 Storage: inevitable consequence The Life of Mammals by a rare infection. (HD) Off the Deep End (HD) 12.00m’t Drain the Bermuda Double bill. Wars (HD) of the physical laws that 1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 11.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 Triangle (HD) 1.00am Car 12.00m’t Mountain Men (HD) govern the universe. 2.00 David Attenborough’s 12.00m’t Gold Divers (HD) Wild Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on SOS (HD) 2.00 Yukon 1.00am The Curse of Oak Natural Curiosities: Double 1.00am Fast N’ Loud (HD) the Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal Gold (HD) 3.00 Airport Island (HD) 2.00 Storage 11.00 Time Team 1.00am bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 2.00 Yukon Men (HD) 3.00 ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer Security: Colombia (HD) Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn The Queen and Her Prime 3.50 The Blue Planet 4.40 Deadliest Catch (HD) 4.40- Has It (HD) 5.30-6.00am 4.00-5.00am Air Crash Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am Ministers 2.00-3.00am Life (HD) 5.30-6.00am 6.00am How It’s Made (HD) Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) Investigation: A 1989 incident. American Pickers (HD) Diamond Decades World’s Wildest City: Manaus SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI H2 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Air Wars 8.00 6.00am Extreme 8.00am Wild Borneo (HD) 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 6.00am Highlights 7.55 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am Hangar 1: The UFO Tanks 9.00 Greatest Tank Engineering 8.00 How 9.00am-12.00noon How It’s Made: Dream The Medici: Godfathers 8.00am-12.00noon Files 9.00 Ancient Aliens Battles 10.00 Battlefield Machines Work 8.30 World’s Deadliest Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud of the Renaissance The Devil You Know (HD) 10.00 How Sex Changed 12.00noon Nazi UFO How Do They Do It? Animals: Triple bill. (HD) 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 9.10 Finding Your Roots 12.00noon Unusual the World 11.00 Soviet Conspiracy 1.00pm Al 9.00-11.00 How It’s 12.00noon-3.00pm 10.00 Chasing Classic 10.15 Air Warriors 11.25 Suspects (HD) 1.00pm Storm: WWII in the East Murray’s Road to Berlin Made: Back-to-back Urban Jungle: Triple bill. Cars 11.00 Cuban Horatio’s Drive: America’s Motives & Murders (HD) 12.00noon Conspiracy 2.00 World War Two: The editions. 11.00 How Do (HD) 3.00-6.00pm Chrome 12.00noon First Road Trip 12.40pm 2.00 On the Case with Files: Unsealed 1.00pm Complete History 3.00 They Do It? 12.00noon World’s Deadliest Animals: What’s My Car Worth? Britain’s Lost Routes Paula Zahn (HD) 3.00 Cities of the Underworld Industrial Revelations How It’s Made 1.00pm Triple bill. (HD) 6.00 Wild 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers with Griff Rhys Jones Homicide Hunter (HD) 2.00 Ancient Aliens: The 4.00 Greatest Tank Battles Extreme Engineering : Double bill. The 2.00 Cuban Chrome 1.55 The Medici: Godfathers 4.00 Crime Stories (HD) Ultimate Evidence 3.00 5.00 Ultimate Warfare 3.00 Mythbusters 5.00 wildlife of the state. (HD) 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 of the Renaissance 5.00 Gangs of Britain Hangar 1: The UFO Files 6.00 Hitler: A Profile How Do They Do It? 8.00pm-12.00m’t Nordic Fast N’ Loud 5.00 3.10 Air Warriors 4.10 with Gary & Martin Kemp 4.00 Ancient Aliens 7.00 Codes and 6.00 How It’s Made Wild: The wildlife of Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Horatio’s Drive: America’s (HD) 6.00 I Survived 5.00 Soviet Storm: WWII Conspiracies 8.00 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 Scandinavia. (HD) 9.00 Chasing Classic Cars 8.00 First Road Trip 5.20 (HD) 7.00 Homicide in the East 6.00 Cities : The Mythbusters 10.00 Musk oxen begin their Cuban Chrome NEW Britain’s Lost Routes with Hunter (HD) 8.00 of the Underworld death of actress Marilyn Through the Wormhole annual rutting season. EDITION 9.00 All Girls Griff Rhys Jones 6.35 Crimes That Shook 7.00 Ancient Aliens: Monroe. 9.00 Crimes with Morgan Freeman (HD) 10.00 Scandinavia’s Garage NEW EDITIONS The Medici: Godfathers Britain 9.00 Unusual The Ultimate Evidence That Shook the World 11.00 Food Factory Eagles wait for the seas 10.00 Wheeler Dealers of the Renaissance 7.50 Suspects (HD) 10.00 On 8.00 Ancient Aliens 9.00 10.00 Human Sacrifice 12.00m’t Finding Bigfoot to finally melt. (HD) 11.00 How It’s Made: Britain’s Lost Routes the Case with Paula Zahn Combat Trains NEW 11.00 Ultimate Warfare 1.00am Ghost Stalkers 11.00 An exploration of Dream Cars 12.00m’t with Griff Rhys Jones NEW EDITION (HD) EDITION 10.00 Hunting 12.00m’t Battlefield 2.00 Through the evolutionary survival Cuban Chrome 1.00am 9.00 NEW Lockerbie: My 11.00 Deadly Wives (HD) Hitler 11.00 Conspiracy 2.00am World War Wormhole with Morgan strategies. (HD) Chasing Classic Cars Brother’s Bomber 10.15 12.00m’t I Survived (HD) Files: Unsealed 12.00m’t Two: The Complete Freeman 3.00 12.00m’t Wild Patagonia 2.00 What’s My Car Horatio’s Drive: America’s 1.00am On the Case Ancient Aliens 1.00am History 3.00 Industrial Mythbusters 3.50 How (HD) 1.00am Wild Costa Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin’ First Road Trip 11.30 with Paula Zahn (HD) Hangar 1: The UFO Files Revelations 4.00 Do They Do It? 4.40 Rica (HD) 2.00 Wild 3.50 American Chopper: Britain’s Lost Routes 2.00 Deadly Wives 2.00 Combat Trains Tanks 5.00-6.00am How Stuff’s Made 5.30- Japan: Snow Monkeys Senior Versus Junior 4.40 with Griff Rhys Jones (HD) 3.00-4.00am 3.00 Conspiracy Files: Nazi UFO Conspiracy 6.00am Invention Nation (HD) 3.00 Wild Costa What’s My Car Worth? 12.50am Lockerbie: Unusual Suspects (HD) Unsealed: Double bill. 5.30-6.00am Wheeler +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG Rica (HD) 4.00-5.00am My Brother’s Bomber +1 hour SKY 4.00-5.00am How 536 263 557 260 Wild Vietnam (HD) Dealers: An Alfa Romeo. 1.55-6.00am Highlights 554 Sex Changed the World

78 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 9 December Wednesday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00am Sextuplets & The City: 7.00am You Deserve This 6.00am Highlights 8.00 Rachel 7.00pm FILM A Very Brady 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 Double bill. 7.00 Deliver Me: House 8.00 Bargain Hunt Allen: Bake! 9.00 James Sequel: Spoof comedy 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost Home Edition: Double bill. 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape Martin’s Christmas Feasts sequel starring Shelley Inside West Coast Customs Hunters 12.00noon FILM 8.00 Hospital Sydney to the Country: From Dorset. 10.00 The Naked Chef 11.00 Long and Gary Cole. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Elf-Man (2012, U) ★★ Heston Blumenthal’s Perfect 9.00 MasterChef Australia 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food (1996, 12, 89min) ★★★ Survivor 10.00 Food Factory 1.55pm FILM An Evergreen 10.00 Lottery Changed My Tour of Britain 12.00noon Christmas 12.00noon Nigella’s ★★ 9.00 Weeds: He Taught Me 11.00 Operation Repo Christmas (2014, PG) Life 11.00 Homes Under River Cottage Every Day Christmas Kitchen: Double bill. How to Drive-By: 7/15. 12.00noon River Monsters 4.00 Ghost Hunters: Double the Hammer: Double bill. 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 1.00pm Jamie’s Family Christmas Nancy secures her freedom. 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 bill. 6.00 10 Years Younger: 1.00pm MasterChef Australia 2.00 DIY SOS: Double bill. (HD) 1.30 The Naked Chef Wednesday 9.35 Two Mrs Scottson: Treehouse Masters 3.00 Food The Challenge 7.00 Ghost 3.00 Heston Blumenthal’s 2.00 Country House Rescue 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 Escape to 8/15. Shane and Isabel are Factory 4.00 Tanked 6.00- Hunters International 9.00 Perfect Christmas 4.00 Younger NEW EPISODE 3.00 Homes Under the the Country 5.00 Fantasy expelled. (Series 3) 10.10 8.00 Operation Repo 8.00 Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen 9.30 Hot in Cleveland NEW Hammer: Double bill of the Homes by the Sea 6.00 The FILM The Station Agent: Survive That! 9.00 Amish 5.00 Jamie’s Family Christmas EPISODE 10.00 Secret series. 5.00 Hospital Sydney: Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Offberat comedy drama. Mafia 10.00 Bear Grylls: Born Double bill of the series. Britain: From Chepstow. (HD) 5.30 The Naked Chef ★★★★ Diary of a Call Girl 11.00 (2003, 15, 90min) Survivor 11.00 American Guns Ghost Hunters International 11.55 FILM Mad Money: 1.00am River Monsters: Untold 12.00m’t Will & Grace Heist comedy starring Diane Stories 2.00 Inside West 1.00am Secret Diary of a Keaton. (2008, 12, 104min) Coast Customs 3.00 Cash Call Girl 2.00 Ghost Hunters ★★★ 1.50am Hollywood’s Cab: After Dark: Double bill. International 2.50 Will & Best Film Directors 2.20 3.50 The Garage 4.40 Grace 3.40 Movie News Weeds: Double bill. 3.30- American Chopper 5.30- Extra 3.50-4.00am 5.30am The Shield 6.00am Mystery Hunters Behind the Screens CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 4.00Homes Under the… 7.00 River Cottage… 7.00 Heston… SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Access 9.05 Bar 7.00 MasterChef 7.00 River Cottage Every 7.00 Heston 9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 7.00am Kourtney and Kim Rescue 10.00 Eddie Stobart: Australia The Day Hugh Fearnley- Blumenthal’s Perfect Heir Hunters 11.00 Real Take Miami 8.00 News 9.00 Trucks and Trailers 11.00 contestants face another Whittingstall prepares a Christmas The chef Rescues 12.00noon Raising Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping Police Interceptors Mystery Box challenge, variety of treats, including creates a truly innovative Sextuplets 1.00-3.00pm Up with the Kardashians 12.00noon Robson’s and are given 30 Genoese sponge cake Christmas dinner for Judge Judy 3.00 Heir 12.00noon News 1.00pm Extreme Fishing Challenge minutes to make a dish. and lemon curd muffi ns. six celebrity guests. Hunters 4.00 Real Rescues Giuliana and Bill 2.00 1.00pm Cops NEW EDITIONS 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Keeping Up with the 2.00 World’s Craziest 8.00 Lottery Changed 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 8.00 Nigella’s Christmas Cops: Reloaded: Double bill. Kardashians 3.00 Total Divas Weddings 3.00 Police My Life A college teams are challenged to Kitchen Nigella makes 8.00 48 Hours: Mystery: 4.00 News 5.00 Kourtney Interceptors 4.00 Bar student talks about scour an antiques fair food-based festive gifts. Real-life crimes and and Kim Take Miami: Double Rescue 5.00 Eddie Stobart: how he bet his fortune and pick up bargains to 8.30 The cook searches mysteries. 9.00 24 Hours bill of the series. 7.00 Trucks and Trailers on the stock market. sell for profi t at auction. to Kill: The murder of News 8.00 Christina Milian 6.00 Robson’s Extreme Fishing for chocolate-themed Colleen Mulder. 10.00 Jail: Turned Up 9.00 Keeping Challenge 7.00-10.00 Police inspiration in Paris. Double bill. 11.00 Cheaters Up with the Kardashians Interceptors 10.00 Love/ 9.00 Psychic 9.00 DIY SOS Helping 9.00 Jamie’s Family 12.00m’t Dog and Beth: On 10.00 The Royals 11.00 Hate: Nidge seizes power. the Hunt 1.00am 24 Hours News 12.00m’t Botched 11.05 Police Interceptors Matchmaker Deborah parents of quadruplets Christmas Preparing to Kill 2.00 Jail: Double bill. 1.00am Keeping Up with the 12.00m’t Transporter: The meets with a new client. renovate their bedroom. food before a party. (HD) 3.30 World’s Wildest Police Kardashians 1.30 Shopping Series 1.00am Police 9.30 A read for a woman 9.30 Helping a mother 9.30 The Naked Chef Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 2.30 News 4.30-5.00am Interceptors 2.00-3.00am who has given up on the in Swindon complete the Japan-inspired dishes 5.10-6.00am Cheaters Celebrity Style Story Sons of Anarchy idea of her perfect man. renovation of her lounge. for a Christmas party. CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 Untold Stories of the ER: 10.00 Fantasy Homes by 10.00 Jamie works SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, A mother and son are the Sea A couple from alongside a top chef in admitted after a car accident F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 in which the young man Suffolk hope to fi nd their Manhattan, New York. 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 6.00am Highlights 12.00noon was not wearing a seatbelt. dream coastal property 7.30 Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) Judge Judy (HD) 1.00pm Extreme Couponing 11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive: on the French Riviera. 10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 9.00-11.00 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) Double bill. 1.00am Dr G: 11.00 Heston Blumenthal’s Strike It Lucky 11.30 11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m’t Perfect Christmas 12.00m’t Bullseye 12.00noon 12.00noon Property Brothers 3.00 Something Borrowed, Medical Examiner 2.00 (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas Something New (HD) Bargain Hunt 1.00am The The Million Pound Drop Lottery Changed My Life Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen: (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) 3.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive New Reclaimers 2.00 If It’s Double bill. 1.00am Perfect 1.00pm Pointless: Double bill. 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say 4.00-6.00am Homes Under Broke, Fix It 3.00-4.00am (HD) Home Shopping 3.00 Fifteen to One: Double 2.00 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 the Hammer: Double bill. bill. 4.00 American Ninja Four in a Bed: Double bill. 5.00-6.00am Perfect (HD) 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN Warrior: Double bill. 5.00 +1 hour +1 hour +1 hour Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to the 241 285 244 282 243 279 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy (HD) Dress (HD) 8.00 Suddenly Wars Pointless: Double 7.00 Royal NEW EDITION (HD) bill. 9.00 Classic Who 9.00 Wahlburgers NEW SHED FOOD NETWORK REALLY Wants to Be a Millionaire? EDITION (HD) 9.30 Donnie 9.00 Invasion of the Christmas Loves Jenny NEW EDITION Lights 2 (HD) 10.00 Gypsy SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 10.00 TNA Wrestling: Global (HD) 10.00 Little Women: Brides US (HD) 11.00 Dr G: 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 Impact USA v The World LA NEW EDITIONS (HD) Medical Examiner 12.00m’t 1.30am Pointless 3.30 12.00m’t Hardcore Pawn Suddenly Royal (HD) 6.00am Thinking Tackle: 6.00-8.00am Barefoot 6.00am One Born Every American Ninja Warrior (HD) 1.00am Wahlburgers 1.00am Invasion of the Double bill. 8.00 Total Fishing Contessa – Back to Basics Minute 7.00 Home Shopping 4.30 Fort Boyard 5.30- (HD) 1.30 Donnie Loves Jenny Christmas Lights 2 (HD) with Matt Hayes: Double bill. 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 9.00 8.00 Homes Under the 6.00am Fifteen to One (HD) 2.00-5.00am Highlights 2.00-6.00am Highlights 9.00 Property Wars: Double Pioneer Woman 10.00 Hammer 9.00 Escape to the bill. 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Denise Van Outen’s Christmas Country 10.00 Haunted Ink: Triple bill of the series. 10.30 Barefoot Contessa Collector 11.00 Selling COMEDY CENTRAL EXTRA QUEST TRUTV 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill 11.00 Giada’s Family Christmas Houses Australia SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 of the series. 4.00 Property 12.00noon 12 Chefs of 12.00noon Ghost Adventures 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: Wars: Double bill. 5.00 Off Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot 1.00pm DIY SOS: Double Rules of Engagement 11.00 6.00am Highlights 8.00 How Back-to-back editions. the Hook: Extreme Catches Contessa – Back to Basics bill. 2.00 Escape to the Friends 12.00noon Two and a Do They Do It? 8.30 How It’s 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 5.30 Record Breaking Fish 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Country 3.00 Homes Under Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Made 9.00 Put Your Money Detectives: Back-to-back 6.00 Thinking Tackle 3.00 Denise Van Outen’s the Hammer 4.00 Born to Jokers US 2.00 Rules of Where Your Mouth Is 10.00 editions. 2.00-7.00pm 7.00 Thinking Tackle Christmas 3.30 Barefoot Kill 5.00 Animal SOS 6.00 Engagement 3.00 The Middle Salvage Squad 11.00 Desert Crime Stories: Back-to-back Contessa 4.00 Diners, 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 Car Kings 12.00noon editions looking at the truth 8.00 Total Fishing with Selling Houses Australia NEW Extreme Engineering Matt Hayes: Double bill. Drive-Ins and Dives: Double EDITION 7.00 Escape to the Rules of Engagement 6.00 behind intriguing cases. bill. 5.00 Ready Steady Cook The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 7.00 NEW SERIES Santas in 9.00 Hillbilly Handfishin’ Country 8.00 A Place in the 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 Skipper and Jackson look 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals Sun: Home or Away 9.00 the Middle 8.00 Rules of the Barn 8.00 Santas in the Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Barn NEW EDITION 9.00 back at a season full of city 7.00 Barefoot Contessa – Brainwashed NEW EDITION Engagement 9.00 Pets Make Your Money Where Your slickers and newbie noodlers. Back to Basics 8.00 Thieves 10.00 NEW SERIES I Survived You LOL 9.30 Impractical Mouth Is 5.00 Wheeler The Great Christmas Light 10.00 Custom My Ride Inc 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins Evil: The stories of attack Jokers US 11.00 Friends Dealers 6.00 Bear Grylls: Fight NEW EDITION 10.00 11.00 Inside West Coast and Dives: Double bill. 10.00 survivors. 11.00 Born to Kill 12.00m’t Broad City 12.30am Born Survivor 7.00 Salvage Inside: Gangs Behind Bars Customs 12.00m’t Man v Food 11.00 Mystery 12.00m’t Crime Stories Two and a Half Men 1.00 Hunters 8.00 Gold Rush 11.00 Inside: America’s Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Diners: Double bill. 12.00m’t 1.00am Paranormal Tosh.0 1.30 Kevin Bridges Live 9.00 NEW SERIES The Weapon Toughest Jail 12.00m’t Tackle: 3.00 Property Wars: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives: Witness 2.00 Home in Glasgow 2.30 The Daily Hunter 10.00 Deadliest Inside: The Prison Code Double bill. 3.50 Hillbilly Double bill. 1.00am Man v Shopping 4.00 Real Rescues Show 3.00 Tosh.0 3.25 Dirty Catch 11.00 How Do They 1.00-3.15am Crime Stories: Handfishin’ 4.40 Off the Food: Double bill. 2.00- 4.45 One Born Every Minute Sexy Funny 3.50 South Park Do It? 11.30 How It’s Made Triple bill. 3.15-5.00 Psychic Hook: Extreme Catches 3.00am Mystery Diners – What Happened Next? 4.15 Sir Leslie Quint 4.20- 12.00m’t Forensic Detectives Detectives 5.00-6.00am 6.00am The King of Queens 2.00-6.00am Highlights Crime Stories 5.05 Record Breaking Fish +1 hour SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am Helicopter 5.30-6.00am Model Mania 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 6.00am 101 Dalmatians II: Patch’s 6.00am Garfield: A Tail of Two 6.00am Terminator 3: Rise of the 6.00am Mr Woodcock 7.35 The Man Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special London Adventure 7.25 Toy Story Kitties 7.35 The Harry Hill Movie Machines 8.00 Dawn of the Planet 9.10 Deuce Bigalow: European 8.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails That Time Forgot 7.55 Confessions 9.05 The Nut Job 10.40 The Three of the Apes 10.15 Rush Hour 2 Gigolo 10.40 Let’s Be Cops 10.00 Extraterrestrial 12.00noon of a Teenage Drama Queen 9.35 Dogateers 12.15pm Maleficent 12.00noon Lucy 1.45pm Spectre 12.35pm The Good Dinosaur: Sky Cake As 10.00pm. 2.00pm Shelby The Muppet Christmas Carol 2.00 Lego DC Comics Super Special 2.15 Getaway Action Special 1.05 The Wedding Singer Family adventure starring John Paul 11.10 Tangled 1.00pm Prom 2.50 Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro thriller. (S) (2013, 12, 90min) ★ 2.45 Austin Powers in Goldmember Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ Paperman 3.00 Piglet’s Big Movie League 3.00 A Christmas Carol 4.00 In the Line of Fire Thriller with 4.30 Anger Management Comedy 3.45 The Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies Animation. (S) (2003, U, 75min) ★★ 4.50 The Nut Job Animated comedy Clint Eastwood and John Malkovich. starring Adam Sandler. (S) (2003, Special 4.15 Taken 3 – Extended 4.20 102 Dalmatians Comedy with the voice of Will Arnett. (S) (S) (1993, 15, 127min) ★★★★ 6.15 15, 105min) ★★★ 6.20 My Big Fat Cut As 8.00pm. 6.15 Ghosthunters sequel. (S) (2000, U, 95min) ★★★ (2014, U, 86min) ★★★ 6.25 The Rush Hour 2 Action comedy sequel Greek Wedding Romantic comedy on Icy Trails Adventure with Anke 6.10 Tangled Animated musical. Three Dogateers Adventure starring starring Jackie Chan and Chris written by and starring Nia Vardalos. Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ (S) (2010, PG, 100min) ★★★★ Dean Cain. (S) (2014, PG, 88min) ★ Tucker. (2001, 12, 90min) ★★★ (S) (2001, PG, 95min) ★★★★

Wednesday 2.00Shelby 9.10 The Muppet Christmas… 8.00 Lego DC Comics Super… 9.45 Dawn of the Planet of… 6.20 My Big Fat Greek Wedding 8.00 Taken 3 – Extended Cut 8.00 Disney’s Dumbo Cartoon 8.00 Lego DC Comics Super 8.00 Lucy Sci-fi thriller starring 8.00 Let’s Be Cops Comedy 8 Action thriller sequel starring about an elephant whose ears Heroes: Justice League vs Scarlett Johansson and Morgan starring Jake Johnson and PM Liam Neeson. Ex-CIA agent are so big he can fl y. With the Bizarro League Animation. Freeman. A courier seeks Damon Wayans Jr. Two friends Bryan Mills fi ghts to clear voice of Edward Brophy. (S) (2015, U, 49min) ★★★ revenge on the gangsters who pose as police offi cers hoping his own name after being (1941, U, 64min) ★★★★★ SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● kidnapped her after a drug to enjoy the perks of the framed for his ex-wife’s murder. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● grants her superhuman abilities. job, but end up in over their With Forest Whitaker, Maggie 9.00 Malefi cent Fairy-tale (S) (2014, 15, 90min) ★★★ heads with gangsters. (S) 9 Grace and Famke Janssen. 9.10 The Muppet Christmas adventure starring Angelina SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (2014, 15, 101min) ★★ PM (S) (2014, 15, 110min) ★★ Carol The Muppets’ version of Jolie and Elle Fanning. A fairy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Charles Dickens’s classic tale, queen puts a curse on a starring Michael Caine. (S) baby princess who is the 9.45 Dawn of the Planet of (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ daughter of the man who the Apes Sci-fi thriller sequel ●●● ●●● ●●● 10.00 Cake Drama starring SEX VIOLENCE LANG betrayed her to become king. starring Andy Serkis and Jason 10.00 The Wedding Singer 10 Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick (S) (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ Clarke. The leader of a colony Romantic comedy starring PM and Sam Worthington. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● of intelligent apes tries to Adam Sandler and Drew (2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ prevent his tribe going to war Barrymore. A perky waitress SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10.40 Flubber Fantasy comedy 10.45 The Harry Hill Movie against the human race. (S) saves a singer from despair starring Robin Williams. (S) Comedy co-written by (2014, 12, 127min) ★★★★ after he is jilted at the altar. (S) ★★★ ●●● ●●● ●●● (1997, U, 94min) and starring Harry Hill. (S) SEX VIOLENCE LANG (1998, 12, 97min) ★★★★★ 11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● ★★ 11 (2013, PG, 88min) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM starring Brittany Allen and Freddie SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Stroma. (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ 12.00m’t The Outlaw Josey Wales 12.20am Heavyweights Comedy with 12.20am Garfield: A Tail of Two Western directed by and starring 11.40 The Art of the Steal Crime 1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark Ben Stiller. (S) (1994, PG, 97min) ★ Live-action comedy sequel. Clint Eastwood, with Sondra Locke. comedy. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★ Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ Kitties 2.00 Ghosts of the Abyss James (S) (2006, U, 78min) ★★★ (1976, 18, 130min) ★★★★★ 1.15am The Bad News Bears 3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails Cameron’s documentary. (S) Charles 2.20am The Package Action thriller Comedy. (1976, PG, 100min) ★★★ Adventure, as shown at 6.15pm. 1.55 A Christmas Carol (2002, PG, 59min) ★★★ Dickens’s famous Christmas tale. starring Steve Austin and Dolph 3.00 She’s Having a Baby Comedy. 5.00 Boyhood Special 3.05 Teacher’s Pet Animated comedy. (S) (1998, PG, 122min) ★★★ Lundgren. (2012, 15, 91min) ★★ (S) (1988, 15, 106min) ★★ 5.30-6.00am Maleficent Special (S) (2004, U, 74min) ★★★★ 3.45-6.00am The Parent Trap 4.00-6.00am The Comancheros 4.50-6.20am I’ll Be Home for +1hour SKY VIRGIN 4.25-6.00am That Darn Cat Comedy remake starring Lindsay Western with John Wayne and Stuart Christmas Festive comedy. 302 402 Adventure. (1997, U, 86min) ★★ Lohan. (S) (1998, PG, 122min) ★★★ Whitman. (1961, PG, 102min) ★★★ (1998, PG, 85min) ★★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 433 HD 304/331 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 7.25am Jobs 9.35 August: 6.00am The Pink Panther 7.10am Kung Fu 9.15 (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Monsters 9.00 The 7.00am Stealing Christmas Osage County 11.45 7.55 Pride 9.55 Borat! Yesterday’s Enemy 11.05 Lost World 10.00 The 9.00 Angel in the Family 9.00am The Elf Who Didn’t Batman As 5.45pm. 2.00pm 11.20 Angus, Thongs and To Trap a Spy 12.50pm Incredible Hulk 11.00 11.00 A Christmas Visitor Believe 10.45 A Holiday Wild As 8.00pm. 4.00 Bad Perfect Snogging 1.05pm Kung Fu 3.00 One of Our Atomic Dog 12.50pm Horror 1.00pm Grounded Comedy. Heist 12.35pm A Christmas Neighbours As 10.00pm. The Full Monty 2.40 Four Spies is Missing! Adventure Highlights 1.00 Highlander (2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ Tail 2.20 The Christmas Weddings and a Funeral starring Robert Vaughn. 5.45 Batman Tim Burton’s Clause Festive family drama. 3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 3.00 The Year Without a (1966, U, 91min) ★★ comic-book adventure 4.40 Johnny English Comedy (2008, PG, 90min) ★★ Damnation Alley Thriller Santa Claus Yuletide comedy starring Michael Keaton and starring Rowan Atkinson. (S) 4.45 The Mouse That Roared starring Jan-Michael Vincent. starring John Goodman. 4.15 The Toy Comedy remake. Jack Nicholson. Batman (2002, PG, 88min) ★★★ Satirical comedy with Peter (1977, PG, 91min) ★★ 5.50 (2006, U, 85min) ★★ 5.00 (1982, PG, 98min) ★★ 6.25 meets a deadly adversary 6.10 Bridget Jones: The Edge Sellers. A tiny European duchy Horror Highlights 6.00 The The Christmas Wish Festive Bicentennial Man Sci-fi. known as The Joker. (S) of Reason Romantic comedy. declares war on America. Incredible Hulk A woman drama with Debbie Reynolds. (1999, PG, 131min) ★★★ (1989, 15, 121min) ★★★★ (S) (2004, 15, 108min) ★★★ (1959, U, 85min) ★★★ believes Banner is a killer. (1998, U, 78min) ★★ 8.00 Wild Drama starring 8.00 Calendar Girls Comedy 7.55 Canyon Ambush Western 9.00 Far and Away Romantic 7.00 The Lost World (Series 1) 7.00 Annie Claus is Coming to Reese Witherspoon. (S) inspired by a true story, starring Johnny Mack Brown. epic starring Tom Cruise and 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. Town Festive family drama ★★★★ (2014, 15, 111min) starring Helen Mirren, Julie (1952, b/w, U, 53min) ★★ Nicole Kidman. In the 1890s, 9.00 The Two Faces of Dr starring Maria Thayer, Sam 10.00 Bad Neighbours Walters and Celia Imrie. (S) 9.00 Collateral Damage Thriller an Irish tenant farmer and Jekyll Hammer horror with Page and Vivica A Fox. Comedy starring Seth Rogen, (2003, 12, 108min) ★★★★ with Arnold Schwarzenegger. the daughter of a landowner Paul Massie and Christopher (2011, U, 87min) ★★★ Zac Efron and Rose Byrne. 10.00 Shaun of the Dead (2002, 15, 109min) ★ find love and adventure when Lee. (1960, 15, 88min) ★★ 9.00 Moonlight and Mistletoe ★★★ (S) (2014, 15, 97min) Horror comedy with Simon 11.05 Longmire (Series 4) they head for America. 10.45 All the Boys Love Festive drama starring ★★ 11.40 Jobs Biopic of Steve Pegg and Nick Frost. (S) 12.30am Today You Die Action (1992, 15, 140min) Mandy Lane Teen thriller Candace Cameron Bure. Jobs, starring Ashton Kutcher. (2004, 15, 99min) ★★★★ drama. (2005, 18, 88min) ★★ 11.50 Hard Luck Action thriller starring Amber Heard. (2008, PG, 88min) ★★ ★★★ (S) (2013, 15, 122min) 11.50 Ali G Indahouse Comedy 2.10 Blade of Fury Hong Kong starring Wesley Snipes. (2006, 18, 90min) ★★ 11.00 A Different Kind of ★★★ 1.55am By the Gun Gangster starring Sacha Baron Cohen. period martial-arts adventure. (2006, 18, 101min) 12.35am The Dead Zombie Christmas Festive drama drama starring Ben Barnes. (S) (2002, 15, 88min) ★★★ (1993, 18, 104min) ★★★ 1.55am Age of Heroes World horror starring Rob Freeman. starring Shelley Long. ★★ ★★ (S) (2014, 18, 105min) 1.30am Borat! Mockumentary. 3.55 Hollywood’s Best Film War Two action thriller with (2010, 18, 104min) ★★ (1996, U, 88min) 4.00 Willow Creek Horror (S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★★ Directors Double bill. Sean Bean and Danny Dyer. 2.35 Dark Summer Horror 1.00am The Waltons ★★★ starring Alexie Gilmore. (S) 3.10 A Shot in the Dark 5.00-6.30am Zero Hour! (2011, 15, 89min) thriller starring Keir Gilchrist. 3.00 Little House on the ★★★ (2013, 15, 80min) Inspector Clouseau comedy. Thriller with Dana Andrews. 3.50-6.00am Only You (2015, 15, 81min) ★★ Prairie Double bill. 5.30-7.10am Pete’s Christmas (1964, PG, 98min) ★★★ (1957, b/w, U, 81min) ★★ Romantic comedy with Marisa 4.10-4.30am Horror Highlights 5.00-7.00am Stealing Fantasy with Zachary Gordon. 5.10 The Top Ten Show 2015 Tomei and Robert Downey Jr. Christmas Festive comedy. (S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ SKY VIRGIN (1994, PG, 104min) ★★★ SKY VIRGIN (2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 5.30-6.00am Boyhood Special +1 hour 318 417 +1 hour 320 202

80 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 9 December Wednesday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY SCI-FI/HORROR SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 309/336 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 311 /339 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 6.15am Proof of Life 8.40 Stephen 6.20am Black Nativity 8.00 Holiday 6.00am Oculus 8.00 The Martian: 6.00am Retribution 7.45 Her 9.55 ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin King’s A Good Marriage 10.35 Inn 9.45 The Nativity Story 11.35 Sky Movies Special 8.30 The Lawrence of Arabia 1.35pm ■ Films start at 11.00am Pawn 12.15pm Blackhat As shown Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas Purge: Anarchy 10.30 Guardians Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom at 9.00pm. 2.40 Crimson Tide 12.55pm Bad Santa As 8.00pm. of the Galaxy 12.45pm Jupiter Biopic starring Idris Elba and Naomie 11.00am The Truth about Spring Thriller starring Denzel Washington. 2.40 The Top Ten Show 2015 3.00 Ascending As 9.00pm. 3.00 The Harris. (S) (2013, 12, 147min) ★★★ 1.10pm The Black Dakotas (S) (1995, 15, 116min) ★★★★ Sleepless in Seattle As 9.45pm. Purge: Anarchy Horror with Frank 4.05 All Is Lost Thriller starring Robert Western. (S) (1954, U, 64min) ★★ 4.50 Deception Drama with Geoffrey 4.50 The Nativity Story Biblical Grillo. (S) (2014, 15, 101min) ★★★ Redford. (S) (2013, 12, 104min) 2.30 Shane Western. (S) (1953, PG, Rush and Jim Sturgess. (S) (2013, 15, drama with Keisha Castle-Hughes. 5.00 Burying the Ex Comedy horror ★★★★ 6.00 The Necessary 118min) ★★★★ 4.50 The Sons of 125min) ★★★★ 7.15 Reasonable (2006, PG, 101min) ★★ 6.40 starring Anton Yelchin. (S) (2014, 15, Death of Charlie Countryman Katie Elder Western. (S) (1965, U, Wednesday Doubt Crime thriller starring Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas 89min) ★★ 6.45 Guardians of the Drama starring Shia LaBeouf, Evan 122min) ★★★ 7.15 The Simpsons Dominic Cooper and Samuel L Animated anthology of five yuletide Galaxy Sci-fi adventure with Chris Rachel Wood and Mads Mikkelsen. Movie Animated comedy. (S) Jackson. (S) (2013, 15, 91min) ★★★ tales. (S) (2004, U, 68min) ★★★ Pratt. (S) (2014, 12, 121min) ★★★★ (S) (2013, 15, 101min) ★★ (2007, PG, 83min) ★★★★★

7.15Reasonable Doubt 9.45 Sleepless in Seattle 9.00 Jupiter Ascending 8.00 Hustle & Flow 7.15 The Simpsons Movie Reasonable Doubt 8.00 Bad Santa Black comedy Guardians of the Galaxy 8.00 Hustle & Flow Hip-hop The Simpsons Movie (fi lm started at 7.15pm) starring Billy Bob Thornton (fi lm started at 6.45pm) melodrama starring Terrence (fi lm started at 7.15pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● as a foul-mouthed department SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Howard as a small-time SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM store Santa whose seasonal Memphis pimp attempting to job is a cover for his true launch his career as a rapper. vocation as a safecracker. With With Anthony Anderson, Taryn 9.00 Blackhat Crime drama Tony Cox and Lauren Graham. 9.00 Jupiter Ascending Manning and Taraji P Henson. 9.00 Broken City Thriller with starring Chris Hemsworth. A (S) (2003, 15, 91min) ★★★★ Sci-fi adventure starring Mila (S) (2005, 15, 116min) ★★★ Mark Wahlberg, Russell Crowe 9 computer hacker is enlisted by SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Kunis and Channing Tatum. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● and Catherine Zeta-Jones. A PM the FBI to help fi nd the terrorist An ordinary young woman disgraced New York cop turned who is using his hi-tech code 9.45 Sleepless in Seattle discovers she is the Queen of private detective becomes to commit cyber crimes. With Romantic comedy starring the Earth, and has the power drawn into a murderous Leehom Wang and Viola Davis. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan to save it from destruction. (S) 10.00 Starred Up Prison drama conspiracy after he gets hired (S) (2015, 15, 128min) ★★★★ as two people who fall in love (2015, 12, 122min) ★★★ starring Jack O’Connell. to follow the mayor’s wife. (S) 10 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● without ever meeting. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● A young offender is transferred (2013, 15, 133min) ★★★ PM (1993, PG, 105min) ★★★★★ to an adult prison, where he is SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● reunited with his father and must learn to control his rage. 11.15 Goodfellas Martin Scorsese’s 11.35 Turbulence Thriller starring 11.10 Oculus Horror starring Karen (S) (2013, 18, 103min) ★★★★ gangster drama starring Robert De Ray Liotta. (1997, 18, 100min) ★ Gillan and Brenton Thwaites. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11 Niro, Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci. (S) 1.25am Snow Buddies Disney’s (2014, 15, 103min) ★★★ PM (1990, 18, 143min) ★★★★★ canine adventure sequel featuring 1.00am Paranormal Activity: The 11.50 The Counselor: Extended Cut 1.50am The Firm Football hooligan the voices of Jim Belushi and Whoopi Marked Ones Horror with Andrew Ridley Scott’s thriller starring Michael drama, a remake of the 1989 BBC Goldberg. (S) (2008, U, 87min) ★★ Jacobs. (S) (2014, 15, 101min) ★★ Fassbender, Cameron Diaz, Penélope 11.10 Escape from Alcatraz TV play, starring Paul Anderson. 3.00 Holiday Inn Musical comedy 2.45 The Thing Sci-fi thriller remake. Cruz, Javier Bardem and Brad Pitt. Fact-based prison drama. (S) (S) (2009, 18, 90min) ★★ with Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire. (S) (1982, 18, 108min) ★★★★ (S) (2013, 18, 132min) ★★★★ (1979, 15, 112min) ★★★★ 3.30 The Last Boy Scout Action (S) (1942, b/w, U, 101min) ★★★★ 4.45-6.15am Invasion of the Body 2.15-5.00am Boogie Nights Adult 1.25-3.45am Wild Bill Crime drama. thriller. (S) (1991, 18, 101min) ★★★ 4.45-6.25am Black Nativity Musical Snatchers Don Siegel’s classic sci-fi comedy drama with Mark Wahlberg, (S) (2011, 15, 94min) ★★★★ 5.25-7.10am Malpractice Thriller. starring Jacob Latimore and Forest chiller starring Kevin McCarthy. (S) Burt Reynolds and Julianne Moore. SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT (S) (2001, PG, 91min) ★★ Whitaker. (S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ (1956, b/w, PG, 80min) ★★★★★ (S) (1997, 18, 156min) ★★★★ +1hour 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am Living Free 10.50 7.00am Christmas Oranges 6.00am The History of WWII 7.00pm A Very Brady Sequel AMC Spoof 10.00pm Death Wish II ITV4 Action thriller Sony Movie News Extra 9.00 Christmas on the 7.15 The Brand of Hate 8.30 comedy sequel to the 1995 movie based sequel starring Charles Bronson. (HD) ★ 11.00 A Holiday Heist Bayou 11.00 Mistletoe Over The Lone Rider in Ghost on the 1970s TV sitcom. ★★★ 10.00pm The Colony Syfy Sci-fi horror 1.00pm The National Tree Manhattan 1.00pm The Town 9.45 Cimarron Strip 7.35pm Twilight E4 Supernatural romance thriller starring Kevin Zegers. (HD) ★★

2.50 The Christmas Clause Christmas Spirit Fantasy. 11.20 White Comanche thriller based on the bestselling novels by (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 10.10pm The Station Agent AMC Comedy 4.40 Return to the Lost 1.15pm Rachel and the Stephenie Meyer, starring Kristen Stewart drama starring Peter Dinklage. ★★★★ World Adventure sequel. 3.00 Back to Christmas Stranger 3.10 Buck and the and Robert Pattinson. (HD) ★★★ 11.00pm Blade 2 5★ Action horror sequel (1992, PG, 90min) 6.35 Fantasy with Kelly Overton. Preacher Comedy Western. ★ ★★ ★★ 9.00pm Christmas with the Kranks 5 starring Wesley Snipes. ★★★★ Force 10 from Navarone (2014, U, 86min) 5.00 (1971, PG, 102min) Seasonal comedy starring Tim Allen, Jamie 11.55pm Year of the Dragon ITV4 Thriller Adventure sequel starring A Perfect Christmas List 5.20 The Bruce Historical Lee Curtis and Dan Aykroyd. ★ Robert Shaw and Harrison Drama starring Ellen Hollman. adventure with Sandy Welch. starring Mickey Rourke. (HD) ★★★ 9.00pm Quartet BBC4 Comedy drama Ford. (1978, 12, 118min) ★★ (2014, U, 88min) ★★ (1996, 15, 109min) ★★ 1.30am Kingpin Channel 4 Crude comedy starring Maggie Smith. (HD) ★★★★ starring Woody Harrelson. (HD) ★★★ 9.00 Event Horizon Sci-fi 7.00 Jingle All the Way Action 7.15 Jetstream Disaster drama thriller starring Laurence comedy starring Arnold starring David Chokachi, Don 3.25am Buchanan Rides Alone Channel 4 ★★ Fishburne and Sam Neill. Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. Michael Paul and Preston Western starring Randolph Scott. (HD) (1997, 18, 96min) ★★★ A harassed businessman goes Hillier. (2012, 12, 88min) ★★ 4.00am Avengers Grimm Syfy Fantasy 10.55 Alien Rising Sci-fi on a desperate search for a 9.00 Sniper 2 Action thriller starring Lauren Parkinson. (HD) ★ thriller starring Amy Hathaway Christmas present for his son. sequel starring Tom Berenger and Lance Henriksen. (1996, PG, 89min) ★★ and Bokeem Woodbine. (2013, 15, 85min) ★★ 9.00 Charming Christmas (2002, 15, 86min) ★★★ 12.50am Freedomland Crime Festive drama starring Julie 10.45 Bet Your Life Action thriller with Samuel L Jackson. Benz. (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ thriller starring Sean Carrigan (2006, 15, 113min) ★★★ 11.00 The Christmas Secret and Corinne Van Ryck de 3.05 Florence Nightingale Drama starring Bethany Joy Groot. (2004, 15, 86min) ★★ Period biopic starring Jaclyn Lenz. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 12.30am Shadow of the Hawk Smith as the nursing pioneer. 1.00am A Bride for Christmas Horror starring Jan-Michael (1985, PG, 180min) ★★ Drama starring Arielle Kebbel. Vincent and Marilyn Hassett. 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ (1976, PG, 92min) ★★ News Extra Film news. 3.00-5.00am Angels in 2.20-4.00am The Brain Sci-fi the Snow Festive drama. horror with Anne Heywood. SKY (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ (1962, b/w, 12, 83min) ★★ +1 hour 324

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(HD) 12.10am 12.40am Timeshift: Mods, of the British Garden Family Guy 12.30 Rent a Cop Rockers and Bank Holiday WALES (HD) 1.00 Josh (HD)(AD) 1.30 Mayhem (HD) 1.40 Arena: Sky 971, Freesat 971 Reggie Yates’s Extreme UK: Gay Ken Dodd – Happiness 2.40- 9.00Ben Fogle: New Lives in the… 9.00 Bring the Noise No variations & Under Attack (HD) 2.30 3.40am What a Performance! Don’t Tell the Bride (HD) 3.30- Pioneers of Popular 7.00 Kids’ Hospital 7.00 The Simpsons ITV 4.00am Rent a Cop (HD) Entertainment (SL)(AD) at Christmas Homer the Smithers: Smithers ANGLIA A 14-year-old is rushed into Royal takes a holiday and chooses 10.40-11.10pm Manchester Children’s Hospital’s Homer as his replacement. (S)(R) Anglia Late Edition ITV2 E4 A&E department on Christmas 7.30 A Fish Called Selma: BORDER/TYNE TEES SKY 118 VIR 115 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 136 VIR 144 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 118/225 HD 176 6 113 HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122 Eve with a serious leg injury after A washed-up Hollywood actor 10.40-11.10pm she is hit by a van. (S)(R)(HD) starts dating Selma. With the Around the House voice of Jeff Goldblum. (S)(R) 6.00am The Hot Desk: Ed 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 LONDON Sheeran (HD) 6.10 You’ve Been Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 8.00 Alex Polizzi’s 8.00 Supergirl 10.40-11.10pm Late Debate Framed! 6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement CENTRAL Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.45 (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) Italian Islands NEW EPISODE Human for a Day: Twitter.com/TVSatelliteWeek 10.40-11.10pm Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I 3/4. Alex visits the north of 7/13. Comic-book adventure 8.15 You’ve Been Framed! 8.40 Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) Sicily, discovering overwhelming about the 24-year-old cousin Central Lobby GRANADA The Cube (HD) 9.40 Psych 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) opulence at a palace in Palermo, of Superman who must embrace (HD) 10.35 FILM Merry (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) meeting an inspirational mayor her Kryptonian powers after 10.40-11.10pm Party People In-Laws: Seasonal comedy. (HD) 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of and viewing an army of previously hiding them. (S) MERIDIAN (AD) (2012, PG, 110min) ★★ S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I mummifi ed monks. (S)(HD) 10.40-11.10pm Last Word 12.25pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) WALES 12.55 Coronation Street (HD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 9.00 Ben Fogle: 9.00 Bring the Noise 10.40-11.10pm NEW Welsh (AD) 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! (AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) New Lives in the Wild UK NEW EDITION 8/10. Ricky Wilson Political Awards 2015 1.55 Catchphrase (HD) 7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE SERIES FINALE 5/5. Ben Fogle hosts the comedy quiz, with guests WEST/WESTCOUNRTY 2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle 8/13. Andrew realises he is Show 6.00 Judge Rinder meets a man who runs a guest and Melanie C 10.40-11.10pm The West heavily infl uenced by his house on Fair Isle off the coast of joining regulars Tinie Tempah, Country at Westminster 7.00 The Xtra Factor NEW friends Stu and Zelda. (HD) Scotland, having moved there 10 Nicole Scherzinger, Katherine YORKSHIRE EDITION Catching up on all 8.00 The Big Bang Theory years ago from America, where Ryan and Joel Dommett. (S)(HD) 10.40-11.10pm Last Orders the backstage gossip. (HD) 7/24. Sheldon is interviewed he had his own company. (S)(HD) ■ Repeated tomorrow S4C 8.00 Two and a Half Men for a documentary. (HD)(AD) 10.00 Lonely at Christmas 10.00 Trollied 20/24. Judith bills Alan for 8.30 NEW EPISODE 8/24. Sky 13 4 , Virgin 166, Freesat 120 Jake’s expensive shoes. (HD) Penny and Bernadette spy on 2/4. People spending Christmas 6/8. Gavin struggles to keep his 7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 8.30 21/24. Evelyn’s second Amy to fi nd out about her new alone, including a former care romance with Cheryl a secret. Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd boyfriend. (Series 9) (HD)(AD) home resident looking after (Series 5) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.05 Heno 1.30 Cefn husband dies. (Series 2) (HD) himself for the fi rst time and a Gwlad 2.00 Prynhawn Da 9.00 Scorpion NEW 9.00 FILM The 10.30 After Hours 2.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Inbetweeners 2 Comedy single dad left alone while his son Tywydd 3.00 Only Boys EPISODE Super Fun Guys: 5/6. Jasmine turns to Willow sequel with Simon Bird. The stays with his mother. (S)(HD) for support. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Aloud: Côr y Gogledd 3.30 The team goes undercover on O’r Galon: Byd Mawr y Dyn a movie set in . awkward teenagers fi nd Bach 4.00 Awr Fawr 5.00 (Series 2) (HD)(AD) university does not live up 11.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away 11.00 Hawaii Five-0 Akanahe (Reluctant Stwnsh 6.00 Rygbi Pawb to their expectations and 11/11. Paul and Phil expect a routine Partners) 8/22. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m’t 6.25 Newyddion S4C a’r 10.00 NEW Celebrity Juice go to Australia in search eviction, but get more than they Hawaii Five-0 Ha’uoli La Ho’omoaika’i Tywydd 6.30 Rygbi Pawb Christmas Special With of adventure. (HD)(AD) 7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a bargained for, while Stewart and (Happy Thanksgiving) 9/22. (S)(R) guests Jay McGuiness, Louise (2014, 15, 94min) ★★ Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm Redknapp, Michelle Keegan Victor hunt down £66,000 owed (HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 Pukana 8.25 Rhestr Gyda Huw 11.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) by a businessman. (S)(R)(HD) (Keepsake) 11/22. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) Stephens 9.00 Newyddion and Jimmy Carr. (HD) (AD) 12.00m’t Rude Tube (HD) 12.00m’t Access (HD) 12.10am 1.50 The Force: Manchester (R) 2.50 9 a’r Tywydd 9.30 Hacio 11.00 Release the Hounds: Jingle 1.00am Empire (HD)(AD) 2.00 SuperCasino 3.10 UK’s Strongest Ultimate Road Wars Highlights from 10.30 Bywyd Newydd: Hell II (HD) 12.00m’t Two and a Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and Man 2015 (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Wildlife the series. (S)(R) 3.40 Ultimate Rhoi Organau 11.00 It’s My Half Men (HD) 1.00am Totally Tattoos (HD) 2.55 Drifters (SL) SOS (S)(SL)(R) 4.25 Divine Designs Road Wars (S)(R) 4.30 Nothing Shout 11.15 It’s My Shout: Bonkers Guinness World (HD) 3.45 Marvel’s Agents of (S)(SL)(R) 4.45-6.00am House to Declare (S)(R) 5.00-6.00am Short Films from Wales Records (HD) 1.30-2.20am S.H.I.E.L.D. (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.30- 11.30pm-6.00am The Vampire Diaries (HD)(AD) 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) Doctor Triple bill. (S)(SL)(R) UK Border Force (S)(R)(HD)(AD) Y Dydd yn y Cynulliad SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1hour 177 155 44 128 +1hour 130 +1hour 180 116 27 114 +1hour 137 146 29 123

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor TV&Satellite Week 85 THURSDAY Entertainment SKY LIVING SKY ATLANTIC CHRISTMAS GOLD DAVE ITV3 ITV4 SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 SKY 108 SKY VIRGIN SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW SKY 119 VIR 117 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 120 VIR 118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 107/221 HD 111 HD 108/222 110 126 HD111 /246 HD 194 12 HD119 /263 HD 177 10 115 HD12 0 /268 HD 178 24 117 6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 6.00-8.00am Seinfeld: Back- 7.00am ’Allo ’Allo! 7.55 Last 7.00am 6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.00am Gunsmoke 6.55 The 7.00 Nothing to Declare: to-back episodes. (HD) 8.00 of the Summer Wine 8.35 (HD) 7.20 Storage Hunters: 6.10 George and Mildred Professionals 7.50 Minder Double bill. 8.00 The Real Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 Open All Hours 9.15 Porridge Double bill. (HD) 8.10 Ice 6.35 Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, 8.55 Alias Smith and Jones A&E: Double bill. (HD) 9.00 Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 9.55 The Best of Tommy Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 She Wrote (HD) 8.30 Where 10.00 Gunsmoke 11.05 The UK Border Force (HD) 10.00 The West Wing (HD) Cooper 10.25 The Thin Blue American Pickers (HD) the Heart Is 9.30-10.55 Professionals 12.10pm Kojak 10.00 CSI: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Cold Case (Series 2) Line 11.00 dinnerladies 10.00 Storage Hunters UK: Judge Judy: Triple bill. (HD) 1.15 Minder 2.20 Pawn 12.00noon Bones (Series 8) (HD) 12.00noon Blue Bloods 11.40 Only Fools and Horses Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Top 10.55 A Touch of Frost (HD) Stars (HD) 2.50 Gunsmoke (HD) 1.00pm Criminal (HD) 2.00pm Stargate 12.50pm Cheers 1.20 Keeping Gear (HD) 1.00pm Storage 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 3.55 Alias Smith and Jones Minds: Double bill. (HD) Atlantis (Series 2) (HD) 3.00 Up Appearances 2.40 Last of Hunters: Double bill. (HD) Wycliffe (HD) 3.10 Where the 5.00 The Professionals 6.00 3.00 CSI: Double bill. (HD) Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) the Summer Wine 3.20 Still 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) Heart Is 4.15 On the Buses Kojak: The Forgotten Room: 5.00 Customs UK (HD) 4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) 5.00 Open All Hours 4.00 Open 3.00 American Pickers 5.20 George and Mildred 5.55 Theo upsets the Greek 5.30 Border Security: The West Wing (Series 2) All Hours 4.40 Porridge 5.15 (HD) 4.00 Top Gear: Double Heartbeat: Strangers on a community, which closes Canada’s Front Line (HD) (HD) 6.00 Cold Case: The Only Fools and Horses 6.30 bill of the series. (HD) 6.00 Train: The police foil a robbery ranks to hinder his latest 6.00 Nothing to Declare House: 4/23. (Series 2) (HD) The Best of Tommy Cooper Ice Road Truckers (HD) attempt on Ashfordly Hall. murder investigation. (HD)

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(HD) 8.00 CSI Hero to Zero: 8.00 The Bogeyman: celebrate the anniversary. events feature in the 8.00 Lewis Down Among 8.00 The Car Chasers 8 15/18. A caped vigilante 12/22. Danny begins 8.15 One Foot in the Grave latest contest. (HD) the Fearful: Following the NEW EDITIONS Jeff PM is killed while trying to a manhunt for the Christmas special from murder of a psychologist buys a 1966 Jaguar. (HD) protect a homeless distributor of a deadly 1995. The Meldrews’ 8.30 Storage Hunters UK who was moonlighting 8.30 Flat 12 gets ready man. (Series 15) (HD) new form of heroin. wedding anniversary 4/10. Barry, Darren and as a psychic, Lewis for a large auction in (Series 4) (HD) celebrations turn sour as Scotty get personal. (HD) struggles to unravel Branson, Missouri. (HD) the victim’s baffl ing 9.00 Elementary NEW 9.00 The Last Panthers they learn cousin Ursula 9.00 QI XL Lloyd Langford, 9.00 Fifth Gear The team double life. Guest stars EPISODE All My Exes NEW EPISODE 5/6. has died, forcing Victor Victoria Coren Mitchell, goes to , where 9 to defy a witch’s warning. Sanjeev Bhaskar. (HD) PM Live in Essex: 4/22. A lab Naomi and Milan’s Jack Whitehall and Alan Vicki test-drives three technician who led a signifi cant past is Davies try to answer unusual cars from the secret life is murdered. revealed. (HD) 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous questions about literature country’s past. (HD) (Series 4) (HD) Eddie’s new-found and language. (HD) 10.00 Scandal 10.00 NEW SERIES enthusiasm for her family 10.00 Crackanory 10.00 Law & Order: UK 10.00 FILM The 10 NEW EPISODE Yes: Hunderby 1/2. Return of ruins Patsy’s plans for NEW EDITION 4/6. With Pride: 4/8. The hunt for Chronicles of Riddick PM 2/24. News of Fitz and the comedy created by an exotic Christmas. Robbie Coltrane and the killer of an innocent Sci-fi adventure starring Olivia’s affair hits the and starring Julia Davis. Sarah Milican. (HD) family man brings Ronnie Vin Diesel. (HD) (2004, news. (Series 5) (HD) See feature, page14 (HD) 10.25 Little Britain Abroad 10.40 Would I Lie to You? into contact with his old 15, 119min) ★★★ 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 11.00pm-1.50am Girls (HD) 11.05 Porridge 12.05am 12.00m’t Not Going Out boss. (Series 8) (HD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am 1.50am The Knick 3.05 Curb French and Saunders (HD) 12.40am Crackanory Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI Your Enthusiasm 4.15 Star 12.45 Absolutely Fabulous (HD) 1.20 QI XL (HD) 2.20 12.20am FILM Daylight: (HD) 4.20 Border Security: Trek: Enterprise (HD) 5.05- 1.30 Little Britain Abroad Would I Lie to You? (HD) 3.00 Disaster drama. (HD) (1996, Canada’s Front Line (HD) 5.10- 6.00am Networks of Power 2.10 Outnumbered 2.50- Only Connect 3.30-4.00am 11.00 Cold Blood 12.30- 12, 114min) ★★★ 2.30- 6.00am Nothing to Declare with Sir Christopher Meyer 4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 2.20am A Touch of Frost (HD) 2.55am Pawn Stars (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269 6.00am Fat Families 7.00 6.00am Andromeda 8.00 6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 6.15am Hollywood 7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 6.00am The Encore Hour Four Weddings Revisited Star-Crossed 9.00 Are Haunted 8.00 Sixth Treasure (HD) 7.00 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00 Chopper Squad You Smarter Than a Sense with Colin Fry 9.00 Neighbourhood Blues (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May 9.55 The Darling Buds 10.00 My Kitchen Rules: 10 Year Old? 10.00 Monkey Life 9.30 Monkey (HD) 8.00 MasterChef F. B. Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) of May (HD) 10.55 Australia 11.00 Styled to Nothing to Declare Thieves 10.00 Border Australia (HD) 9.00 Isles (HD) 1.00pm 11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Heartbeat 11.50 Peak Rock 12.00noon Britain & 12.00noon Monkey Life Security: Canada’s Front Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 Murdoch Mysteries Minute Makeover (HD) Practice 12.45pm Ireland’s Next Top Model 1.00pm Border Security: Line 10.30 To Catch a The Bill 11.00 Pointless 2.00 Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye 12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Kavanagh QC (HD) 1.00pm The Biggest Canada’s Front Line 2.00 Smuggler: JFK Airport 12.00noon MasterChef 3.00 Rizzoli & Isles Show USA 1.00 Flipping 2.25 Life Begins 3.25 Loser: Australia 2.00 My Stop, Search, Seize 3.00 11.30 Road Wars Australia (HD) 1.00pm (HD) 5.00 Castle (HD) Out NEW EDITION Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, Kitchen Rules: Australia Nothing to Declare 4.00 12.30pm The Jerry Springer Tipping Point (HD) 2.00 7.00 Crossing Lines (HD) (HD) 2.00 The Real Downstairs 5.30 The 3.00 Million Dollar Listing: Show 2.00 Nothing to Brighton Beach Patrol CSI: NY (HD) 4.00 The 8.00 Miss Fisher’s Housewives of Miami Darling Buds of May (HD) NYC 4.00 Nothing to 5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 Declare 3.00 Border Bill 5.00 Tipping Point (HD) 3.00 The Millionaire 6.40 Agatha Christie’s Security USA 4.00 Road Murder Mysteries Declare 5.00 The Steve Stargate SG-1 (Series 6) (HD) 6.00 CSI: NY (HD) Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 Poirot: The Case of the Wilkos Show 6.00 Four Wars 5.00 Motorway 7/8. (Series 3) (HD) 8.00 A League of Their 7.00 CSI: NY (HD) 9.00 Father Brown The The Real Housewives Missing Will. (HD) 7.55 Weddings Revisited 7.00 Own With Alan Shearer. Patrol 6.00 The Dog Whisperer 7.00 Monkey 8.00 MasterChef Devil’s Dust: The priest of Beverly Hills (HD) The Adventure of the The Steve Wilkos Show Australia NEW EDITION Nothing to Declare 9.00 Trollied (Series 5) Life NEW EDITION joins the search for a girl 6.00 Dinner Date (HD) Italian Nobleman. (HD) 8.00 Culinary challenge. (HD) 9.00 Border Security USA 9.30 After Hours 7.30 Monkey Thieves who is believed to be 7.00 The Millionaire 9.00 The Frankenstein 9.00 Code Black 10.00 Sin Cities Unleashed 10.00 Anthony Joshua: 8.00 Stargate Atlantis radioactive. (HD) Matchmaker (HD) Chronicles: The Buen 11.00 Sexcetera 1.00am The Knockouts 9.00 FILM Mega Shark vs NEW EPISODE 10.05 The Face of Death: 8.00 Dinner Date (HD) Frankenstein Murders: Sin Cities Unleashed 1.30 10.30 Joshua v Whyte: Kolossus (2015, 15) ★ Árbol: 7/22. (HD) The priest investigates 9.00 The Millionaire 5/6. (HD) 10.05 Agatha Red Shoe Diaries 2.00 The Gloves Are Off 10.45 Road Wars 11.15 10.00 FILM The Matrix a murder at the Matchmaker (HD) Christie’s Marple (HD) Boozed Up Brits Abroad 11.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Nothing to Declare Revolutions Sci-fi action Kembleford charity 10.00 The Real 12.05am Whitechapel 2.30 Most Shocking Response 12.00m’t 12.15am Z Nation 1.15 thriller. (HD) (2003, treasure hunt. (HD) Housewives of Melbourne (HD) 1.05 The Ruth ★★★ 3.30 Most Haunted Extra Prison: First and Last Road Wars 2.15 Sexcetera 15, 129min) 11.10 Crossing Lines (HD) NEW EDITION (HD) Rendell Mysteries 2.10 4.00 Sixth Sense with 24 Hours 1.00am Stop, 3.10 Most Shocking 4.00 12.35am Code Black 12.10am Castle: Double 11.00 Mob Wives (HD) Cold Feet 3.05 Life Colin Fry 5.00-6.00am Search, Seize 2.00 Most Haunted 5.00- (HD) 1.30-3.00am CSI: bill. (HD) 2.05-4.00am 11.55pm-12.50am The Begins 4.00-6.00am RSPCA Animal Rescue Nothing to Declare 4.00 6.00am Motorway Patrol NY (Series 2) (HD) Murdoch Mysteries (HD) Jeremy Kyle Show USA The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG Road Wars 5.00-6.00am +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 One Hundred and Eighty! 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

86 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 10 December Thursday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY ARTS SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am Malcolm in the 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 6.00am Numb3rs (Series 4) 8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 6.00am Mighty Uke (HD) 7.00 Middle: Double bill. (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Building the Dream (HD) (HD) 7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 9.00 Monk (Series 5) (HD) South Bank Show (HD) 8.00 9.00 Friends (HD) 10.00 Slayer (Series 1) 8.00 11.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things: Sea Patrol (HD) 9.00 Major 10.00 Law & Order: Criminal Benjamin Britten: Solo Cello Impractical Jokers (HD) 11.00 Teleshopping 11.00 Star Trek: Best Bites (HD) 11.25 FILM Crimes: Double bill. (HD) Intent (HD) 12.00noon The Suites 9.30 Il Divo: A Musical Malcolm in the Middle (HD) Deep Space Nine (Series 4) I Was Monty’s Double: Drama. 11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 2) Mentalist: Double bill. (HD) Affair – Live in Japan (HD) 12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next (1958, b/w, U, 95min) ★★★ (HD) 12.00noon NCIS: 2.00pm Burn Notice: 10.50 Classical Destinations Back-to-back episodes. (HD) Generation (HD) 1.00pm 1.25pm Time Team: Double bill Double bill. (HD) 2.00pm Acceptable Loss: 17/18. (HD) 11.00 Landscape Artist 2.00pm Impractical Jokers: Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 of the archaeology series. Law & Order (Series 13) (HD) (Series 5) (HD) 3.00 Law of the Year (HD) 12.00noon Double bill of the series. (HD) FILM Apocalypse Pompeii 3.35 The Dambusters’ Great 3.00 Major Crimes (HD) & Order: Criminal Intent: Tales of the Unexpected 3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- (HD) (2014, 15, 87min) ★ Escape: Secret History (HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol: Flotsam and Double bill. (Series 7) (HD) 2.00pm An Evening with Il Divo back episodes, including 4.00 Dark Matter (HD) 5.00 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home Jetsam: 15/16. (Series 4) 5.00 The Mentalist: Bleeding (HD) 4.00 Video Killed the Radio Star (HD) 4.30 at: 6.30 4/25. Chandler Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Away (HD) 5.45 A Place in (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Money Heart: 12/23. (HD) 6.00 Thursday ponders the importance of (Series 1) 6.00 Star Trek: the Sun: Winter Sun 6.50 for Nothing: 17/24. Horatio Redline: 13/23. A saleswoman’s Soundstage Presents Stevie commitment. (Series 3) (HD) Deep Space Nine (Series 4) Building the Dream (HD) shoots a thief. (Series 2) (HD) body is found. (Series 2) (HD) Nicks (HD) 5.30 Fleetwood Mac: Live in Boston (HD)

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9.00Scary Movie 3 9.00 Outlander 9.00Grand Designs 9.00 Sleepy Hollow 11.15 Aqua Teen Hunger… 11.00 CMA Country… 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Star Trek: The 7.00 NCIS Terminal Leave: 7.00 NCIS Phoenix: 3/24. Friendships are tested on Next Generation 6/23. The team tries to While on medical leave, 7 dangerous grounds. (HD) Galaxy’s Child: 16/26. protect a veteran naval Ducky reopens a case PM 7.30 The guys spare The crew encounters offi cer who has caught by talking offi cials at no shame when they go an orphaned alien the attention of an a cemetery into 7.50 RTS Short: ten-pin bowling. (HD) creature. (Series 4) (HD) 7.55 Grand Designs An al-Qaeda cell. (HD) releasing a body. (HD) Pineapple Calamari (HD) 8.00 Friends 5/25. 8.00 Haven A Matter Of experimental house on a 8.00 Call of Silence: 8.00 Lost at Sea: 4/24. 8.00 Landscape Artist of Actress Isabella Rossellini Time: 22/26. Dave plot of land in Peckham, 7/23. A Marine veteran The team investigates the Year Frank Skinner makes Ross’s day. (HD) wrestles with Croatoan’s south London, complete confesses to the murder when three dehydrated and Joan Bakewell 8 8.30 6/25. The pals control. (Series 5) (HD) with sliding-glass roof of a friend 60 years survivors from a helicopter welcome the artists to PM reveal their darkest lights and mezzanine previously. (Series 2) (HD) crash are discovered. Lyme Park, Cheshire. (HD) secrets. (Series 3) (HD) bedroom pods. (Series 10) (HD) 9.00 FILM Scary Movie 3 9.00 FILM Outlander 9.00 Kevin McCloud 9.00 Sleepy Hollow NEW 9.00 Family Guy Peter 9.00 NEW 49th Annual Horror spoof sequel with Sci-fi action adventure meets a man who wants EPISODE Novus Ordo tries to save Quahog’s Country Music Anna Faris, Charlie starring Jim Caviezel. An to transform a cave in Seclorum: 8/18. The Christmas carnival. (HD) Association Awards 9 Sheen, Denise Richards extraterrestrial warrior Worcestershire into Witnesses face a greater 9.30 Brian uses Stewie’s Highlights of the PM and Jenny McCarthy. (HD) joins forces with a Viking a retreat suitable for evil than they could have time machine to impress ceremony hosted by (2003, 15, 84min) ★ tribe to defeat a fi re- 21st century living. (HD) imagined. (Series 3) (HD) women at bars. (HD) Brad Paisley and Carrie SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● breathing monster. (HD) Underwood at the (2008, 15, 115min) ★★★ 10.00 24 Hours in A&E 10.00 Law & Order: 10.00 American Dad! Double Bridgestone Arena in ●●● ●●● ●●● A man is brought in Special Victims Unit bill of the series. (HD) SEX VIOLENCE LANG 11.00 Robot Chicken Nashville, Tennessee. (HD) 10.45 Russell Howard’s Good 11.30 FILM Push: Sci-fi thriller. after a car crashed into Pornstar’s Requiem: NEW EDITION (HD) 11.15 10 News 11.30 Impractical (HD) (2008, 12, 111min) ★ his motorbike. (HD) 5/23. (Series 16) (HD) Aqua Teen Hunger Force 11.00 NEW CMA Country PM Jokers (HD) 12.00m’t The 1.40am Buffy the Vampire 11.05 24 Hours in A&E (HD) NEW EPISODE (HD) Christmas (HD) 1.00am Big Daily Show NEW EDITION Slayer 2.40 Star Trek: The 12.10am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell 11.30 Black Jesus NEW Hits and Breakthroughs (HD) (HD) 12.30am South Park Next Generation (HD) 3.40 (HD) 1.05 Grand Designs 11.00 Law & Order: Special EPISODE (HD) 12.00m’t 2.00 Talks Music (HD) 3.00 (HD) 1.00 Broad City (HD) Todd & the Book of Pure Evil (HD) 2.10 Salvage SOS Victims Unit (HD) 3.00am Family Guy (HD) 1.00 Fleetwood Mac: Live in Boston 1.30 Workaholics 2.00 (HD) 4.10-6.00am FILM NEW EDITION 2.40 Salvage Law & Order (HD) 4.00 American Dad! 2.00 Rick and (HD) 4.00 Fleetwood Mac: Friends (HD) 3.00-5.00am 100 Million BC: Adventure. SOS SERIES FINALE 3.10- Numb3rs (HD) 5.00- Morty 3.00 Family Guy (HD) Live in Boston (HD) 5.20 Two and a Half Men (HD) (HD) (2008, 15, 85min) ★ 3.40am Gadget Man (HD) 6.00am Quincy ME 4.00-5.00am American Dad! Discovering: Fleetwood Mac SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN (HD) 5.50-6.00am Dance +1 hour 127 133 +1 hour 194 136 +1 hour 139 196 125 +1 hour 150 138 +1 hour 165 158 Dance Dance: Ballet (HD) CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 9.00am JAG 10.00 8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Undercover Boss 9.00am Columbo: Caution! 9.00am Neighbours 9.30 6.00am The Waltons 7.00 7.10am The Bill 8.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star 10.00 Matlock 11.00 USA (HD) 10.00 Come Murder Can Be Hazardous My Wife and Kids 10.00 Little House on the Prairie Monarch of the Glen Trek: Deep Space Nine The District 12.00noon Dine with Me (HD) to Your Health 10.50 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon 8.00 The Waltons 10.00 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 12.00noon Star Trek Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi 10.30 Four in a Bed Access 11.05 Diagnosis My Wife and Kids Happy Days 11.00 FILM Creatures Great and Small 1.00pm CSI 2.00 NCIS 2.00 The High Chaparral (HD) 11.00 Kirstie’s Murder 12.00noon 1.00pm Cowboy Builders The Christmas Choir 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Handmade Christmas Access 12.10pm NCIS 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My (2008, U, 90min) ★★★ Goodnight Sweetheart JAG 6.00 Star Trek Judy 5.00 The District (HD) 12.00noon Posh 2.10 FILM Stolen Daughter: Wife and Kids 5.00 Top 1.00pm FILM November 1.40 To the Manor Born 7.00 NCIS Honour Code: 6.00 Knots Landing Pawnbrokers (HD) Crime drama. (2015, 20 Funniest 5.55 Access Christmas: Festive family 2.20 Birds of a Feather 7/24. A child claims 7.00 Knots Landing 1.00pm Location, Location, PG, 105min) ★★ 4.00 6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) drama. (2010, U, 96min) 3.00 Monarch of the his father has been The Rose and the Briar: Location (HD) 2.00 Four in NCIS: Los Angeles 5.00 6.30 Neighbours ★★★ 3.00 FILM A Silent Glen 4.00 Bergerac kidnapped. (Series 3) 9/22. Lilimae falls for a a Bed (HD) 2.30 Jamie’s CSI: NY 6.55 Access 7.00 Top 20 Funniest Night: Wartime drama. 5.00 All Creatures Great 8.00 Star Trek: Deep conman. (Series 3) Comfort Food (HD) 3.00 7.00 NCIS Good Cop, Bad A countdown of (2002, PG, 84min) ★★ and Small 6.00 To the Space Nine The House 8.00 Judge Judy Come Dine with Me (HD) Cop: 4/24. A Marine with memorable moments. 5.00 Happy Days 6.00 Manor Born 6.40 Last of Quark: 3/26. Quark Double bill of real-life 5.00 Location, Location, a link to Ziva is killed. Touched by an Angel of the Summer Wine Location (HD) 6.00 8.00 FILM 2012 tries to enhance his small-claims cases. 8.00 Code of Conduct: 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 7.20 Goodnight Couples Come Dine with Epic disaster drama reputation. (Series 3) 5/24. A prank-loving Sweetheart Sitcom. 9.00 A Gifted Man In Case Me (HD) 7.00 Come Dine starring John Cusack. 8.00 The Avengers 9.00 Ultimate Force The of Co-Dependants: Marine is found dead on (2009, 12, 151min) ★★ 9.00 FILM Christmas in 8.00 Garrow’s Law with Me (HD) 8.00 Kirstie’s Halloween. (Series 7) Changing of the Guard – 14/16. A pop star Handmade Christmas (HD) 11.05 FILM Blade: Trinity: Connecticut Seasonal 9.00 New Tricks Couldn’t Part One: 1/6. Red and a girl experience 9.00 Gogglebox (HD) 9.00 Law & Order: Comic book adventure comedy directed by Organise One: Brian Special Victims Unit Troop deals with a similar symptoms. 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats starring Wesley Snipes. Arnold Schwarzenegger, investigates a death. Delinquent: (Series 12) kidnapping. (Series 4) 10.00 Sex and the City Does Countdown (2004, 15, 113min) ★★ starring Dyan Cannon. 10.00 Nine Lives: The 10.05 Bad Girls Standing Double bill. (Series 2) Christmas Special (HD) 10.00 Law & Order 1.20am Benefits Britain: (1992, U, 90min) ★★★ team looks into the death Up: 14/16. Gina and Di 11.05 Sex and the City 11.05 That’s So Last 11.00 CSI (Series 8) 11.55 Life on the Dole 2.25 11.00 FILM Fighting for My of an elderly woman. come to blows. (Series 3) 11.45 Jerry Springer Century (HD) 12.05am CSI: Miami 1.55am Britain’s Crime Capitals Daughter: Fact-based 11.20 Birds of a Feather 11.10 NCIS 12.05am CSI 12.35am Sex and the Peep Show (HD) 12.35 Law & Order: Criminal 3.15-4.00am drama. (1994, 15, 88min) 12.00m’t The Bill 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 City 2.15 Jerry Springer The Shopper’s Guide to Intent 2.55 CSI: Miami Ridiculousness NEW ★★ 1.00-3.00am FILM 1.00am Sherlock Hack 3.00 CSI 3.50 3.05 Beverly Hills Saving Money (HD) 1.05 3.45-4.00am Access EDITIONS Double bill. Barbara Taylor Bradford’s Holmes – The Case of the Silk Stocking 3.00- NCIS 4.35-6.00am 90210 3.55-5.00am 18 Kids and Counting (HD) +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT Love in Another Town Hawaii Five-O (Series 2) The High Chaparral 2.05-5.00am Highlights 219 154 130 190 132 (1997, PG, 88min) ★★ 4.00am Garrow’s Law

TV&Satellite Week 87 THURSDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made (HD) 6.00am The Zoo (HD) 7.00- 8.00am Stephen Hawking’s 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: 6.05am Wainwright Walks 9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 9.00 Wildlife at the Zoo: Four Science of the Future 9.00 Four editions. (HD) 10.00 6.30 Mysteries at the The Blue Planet 11.00 (HD) 8.00 Railroad Alaska editions. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Airport Security: Colombia Shipping Wars (HD) Museum 7.15 Cash in Life (HD) 12.00noon (HD) 9.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) Bondi Vet (HD) 11.00 Animal (HD) 10.00 Air Crash 11.00am-1.00pm Storage the Attic 8.00 Antiques Life in the Undergrowth 11.00 Wheeler Dealers (HD) Cops Philadelphia (HD) Investigation (HD) 11.00 Wars: Four editions. (HD) Roadshow 9.00 Coast 1.00pm Planet Earth (HD) 2.00 1.00pm Yukon Men (HD) 2.00 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 2.00 Time Scanners 12.00noon 1.00-3.00pm Pawn Stars: 10.00 Weather That Changed David Attenborough’s Natural Alaska: The Last Frontier Animal Cops Houston: Double Nazi Underworld (HD) Back-to-back editions. (HD) the World 10.30 Escape from Curiosities (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) 3.00 Railroad Alaska bill of the series. (HD) 4.00 1.00pm Drain the Titanic 2.00 3.00 Shipping Wars (HD) Colditz 12.05pm Time Team (HD) 4.00 The Blue Planet (HD) 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) My Cat from Hell (HD) 5.00 Car SOS (HD) 3.00 Air Crash 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) 1.00 Wonders of Life 2.00 5.00 Life: How plants adapt 5.00 Auction Hunters: Double Animal Cops Houston (HD) Investigation (HD) 4.00 Race 5.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 6.00 Earth: The Power of the Planet to their environment. (HD) bill of the series. (HD) 6.00 6.00 The Zoo: An elephant calf to the Bottom of the Earth American Pickers: Mike comes 3.00 Coast 4.00 Time Team: 6.00 Life in the Undergrowth: Fast N’ Loud: The crew builds is born at Dublin Zoo. (HD) (HD) 5.00 Stephen Hawking’s across a motorbike that he In . 5.00 Weather The story of land-living Dale Earnhardt Jr a 1956 6.30 A litter of cubs is born Science of the Future 6.00 desperately wants, but which That Changed the World invertebrates, focusing on Chevy Nomad. (HD) in the Asian lion habitat. (HD) Ice Road Rescue (HD) he knows is overpriced. (HD) 5.30 Escape from Colditz millipedes, slugs and worms.

Thursday 9.00 Men, Women, Wild8.00 Too Cute! 10.00 Man V. Viral 9.00 Counting Cars… 9.00 Who Do You Think… 6.00 Life in the… 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 7.00 Air Crash 7.00 Storage Wars 7.00 Coast The team 7.00 Planet Earth 7 Mike hunts down the SJ heads to Fairbanks, Investigation The inquiry Dave bids for a unit travels along the east A look at animals that PM cheapest Audi TT Quattro as he entrusts John and into the crash of of motor parts. (HD) coast of northern live on some of the he can fi nd, which is at his men to continue the American Eagle Flight 7.30 Dave bids for a Britain, beginning in biggest mountains the end of a 300-mile Gold Run operation. (HD) 41-84 near Roselawn, locker full of jewellery – Berwick-upon-Tweed on the planet. (HD) journey to Cornwall. (HD) Indiana, in 1994. (HD) that could be fake. (HD) and ending in Aberdeen. 8.00 Gold Rush The 8.00 Too Cute! Twelve 8.00 Ice Road Rescue 8.00 Pawn Stars The 8.00 Earth: The Power 8.00 David Attenborough’s 8 Hoffmans try to rebuild goldendoodles take Following a team of guys examine a fossilised of the Planet Dr Iain Natural Curiosities PM their reputation, and the over a pig’s bed, and a salvage truck drivers mastodon tusk. (HD) Stewart demonstrates The protective skins Beets family hopes litter of Swiss Mountain working on Norway’s most 8.30 Corey tries to the strength Earth of hedgehogs. (HD) to rise again. (HD) puppies take a while dangerous roads. (HD) prove he deserves a derives from its position 8.30 The eyes of to fi nd their feet. (HD) stake in the store. (HD) in the solar system. squid and owls. (HD) 9.00 Men, Women, Wild 9.00 I Escaped Jaws The 9.00 Cabin Fever Nate 9.00 Counting Cars: 9.00 Who Do You Think 9.00 Africa David 9 NEW EDITION Reality experiences of those Heim and his team of Best of NEW EDITIONS You Are? Actor Martin Attenborough describes PM challenge in which who have encountered craftsmen start work on a Revisiting the crew’s most Shaw tries to fi nd the wildlife spectacles of couples are tasked with sharks in the wild wilderness retreat on the unique projects. (HD) out more about his southern Africa, including enduring wilderness fi rst-hand – and were shores of Lake Vermilion, 9.30 The crew’s mysterious paternal sharks gathering around conditions together. (HD) fortunate to escape. (HD) Minnesota. (HD) favourite paint jobs. (HD) grandfather Edwin. a dead whale. (HD) 10.00 Nazi Death Ray 10.00 Monsters Inside Me: 10.00 Man V. Viral NEW 10.00 Leepu & Pitbull 10.00 Open All Hours 10.00 The Blue Planet: David 10 Rumours that suggest A teenage footballer has EDITION Tim Shaw and NEW EDITION Arkwright needs Attenborough describes PM chronic fatigue. (HD) 11.00 Buddy Munro try to play marine life at the poles. Nazi Germany was Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00m’t tennis on the wing of an A wrecked ‘91 Caprice to buy a new suit. 11.00 Life (HD) 12.00m’t researching spacefaring Animal Cops Philadelphia airborne plane. (HD) 11.00 station wagon. (HD) 10.40 Arkwright decides Life in the Undergrowth technology. (HD) (HD) 1.00am Too Cute! (HD) Survive the Tribe (HD) 11.00 Storage Wars (HD) to expand his empire. 1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 11.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 2.00 Finding Bigfoot (HD) 3.00 12.00m’t Light the Ocean (HD) 12.00m’t Counting Cars: 2.00 David Attenborough’s 12.00m’t Yukon Men (HD) Wild Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on 1.00am Ice Road Rescue Best of (HD) 1.00am Leepu 11.20 Open All Hours Natural Curiosities (HD) 1.00am Gold Rush (HD) 2.00 the Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal (HD) 2.00 Yukon Gold (HD) & Pitbull (HD) 2.00 Storage 12.00m’t Time Team 3.00 Africa (HD) 3.50 The Men, Women, Wild (HD) 3.00 ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer 3.00 Airport Security: Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn 1.00am William and Harry Blue Planet 4.40 Life (HD) Deadliest Catch (HD) 4.40- Has It (HD) 5.30-6.00am Colombia (HD) 4.00-5.00am Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am – The People’s Princes 2.00- 5.30-6.00am World’s 6.00am How It’s Made (HD) Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) Air Crash Investigation (HD) American Pickers (HD) 3.00am Diamond Decades Wildest City: Manaus (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI H2 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Weapons of War 6.00am Extreme 8.00am Palau: Pacific 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 6.00am Highlights 7.50 7.00am Crime Stories 8.00am Hangar 1: The 8.00 Tanks 9.00 Engineering 8.00 How Paradise (HD) How It’s Made: Dream Queen Victoria’s Empire 8.00am-12.00noon The UFO Files 9.00 Ancient Greatest Tank Battles Machines Work 8.30 How 9.00am-12.00noon Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud 9.05 Finding Your Roots First 48 (HD) 12.00noon Aliens 10.00 How Sex 10.00 Battlefield Do They Do It? 9.00- Wild Mississippi: Triple 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 10.15 Air Warriors 11.20 Unusual Suspects (HD) Changed the World 12.00noon Hitler’s Gold 11.00 How It’s Made bill of the series. (HD) 10.00 Chasing Classic Horatio’s Drive: America’s 1.00pm Motives & 11.00 Soviet Storm: 1.00pm Al Murray’s 11.00 How Do They Do It? 12.00noon Wild Borneo Cars 11.00 Cuban First Road Trip 12.35pm Murders (HD) 2.00 On WWII in the East Road to Berlin 2.00 12.00noon How It’s (HD) 1.00pm Wild Chrome 12.00noon Britain’s Lost Routes the Case with Paula Zahn 12.00noon Conspiracy World War Two: The Made 1.00pm Extreme Vietnam (HD) 2.00 What’s My Car Worth? with Griff Rhys Jones (HD) 3.00 Homicide Files: Unsealed 1.00pm Complete History Engineering 3.00 Palau: Pacific Paradise 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers 1.50 Queen Victoria’s Hunter (HD) 4.00 Crime Cities of the Underworld 3.00 Industrial Revelations Mythbusters 5.00 (HD) 3.00-6.00 Wild 2.00 Cuban Chrome Empire 3.00 Air Warriors Stories 5.00 Gangs of 2.00 Combat Trains 4.00 Greatest Tank How Do They Do It? Mississippi: Triple bill. (HD) 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 4.10 Horatio’s Drive: Britain with Gary & 3.00 Hangar 1: The UFO Battles 5.00 Ultimate 6.00 How It’s Made 6.00 Fish Warrior (HD) Fast N’ Loud 5.00 America’s First Road Trip Martin Kemp (HD) Files 4.00 Ancient Aliens Warfare 6.00 Nazi UFO 7.00 Food Factory 7.00 Fish Warrior Jakub Wheeler Dealers 7.00 5.20 Britain’s Lost Routes 6.00 I Survived (HD) 7.00 5.00 Soviet Storm: Conspiracy 7.00 Codes 8.00 Mythbusters Vagner searches for Chasing Classic Cars with Griff Rhys Jones Homicide Hunter (HD) WWII in the East 6.00 6.35 Queen Victoria’s and Conspiracies 8.00 Double bill of the series. new species of fish. (HD) 8.00 Cuban Chrome 8.00 Crimes That Shook Cities of the Underworld Empire 7.50 Britain’s Lost Vic Reeves’ Rogues Britain Unusual 10.00 Deception with 8.00 Outback Wrangler NEW EDITION 9.00 Routes with Griff Rhys 9.00 7.00 Combat Trains 8.00 Gallery 9.00 Crimes Keith Barry An unusual NEW EDITIONS Extreme Car Hoarders Jones 9.00 Lockerbie: Suspects: A rapist who Ancient Aliens 9.00 That Shook the World mind-reading stunt. Double bill. (HD) 10.00 Wheeler Dealers My Brother’s Bomber terrorised St Louis. (HD) Ultimate Guide: Presidents 10.00 Homicide Hunter 10.00 Human Sacrifice 11.00 Food Factory 9.00 Croc Inside Out (HD) 11.00 How It’s Made: 10.15 The Statue of Liberty 10.00 Gangsters: 11.00 Ultimate Warfare 12.00m’t Finding Bigfoot 10.00 Wild Vietnam (HD) Dream Cars 12.00m’t 11.35 Britain’s Lost NEW EDITION (HD) America’s Most Evil 12.00m’t Battlefield 1.00am Ghost Asylum 11.00 When Lions Attack Cuban Chrome 1.00am Routes with Griff Rhys 11.00 Deadly Wives (HD) 11.00 Conspiracy Files: 2.00am World War 2.00 Deception with (HD) 12.00m’t Outback Chasing Classic Cars Jones 12.50am 12.00m’t I Survived Unsealed 12.00m’t Two: The Complete Keith Barry 3.00 Wrangler (HD) 1.00am 2.00 What’s My Car Lockerbie: My Brother’s 1.00am Homicide Ancient Aliens 1.00am History 3.00 Industrial Mythbusters 3.50 How Croc Inside Out (HD) Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin’ Bomber 1.55 The Statue Hunter (HD) 2.00 Deadly Hangar 1: The UFO Files Revelations 4.00 Tanks Do They Do It? 4.40 2.00 Mystery Monkeys of 3.50 American Chopper: of Liberty 3.00 Finding Wives (HD) 3.00- 2.00 Gangsters: America’s 5.00-6.00am Hitler’s How Stuff’s Made 5.30- Shangri-La (HD) 3.00 Senior Versus Junior Your Roots 4.00 Lost 4.00am Unusual Most Evil 3.00 Conspiracy Gold: Nazi shipwrecks. 6.00am Invention Nation Wild Borneo (HD) 4.00- 4.40 What’s My Car at Sea: The Search for Suspects (HD) Files: Unsealed 4.00- +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00am Wild Cuba: Worth? 5.30-6.00am Longitude 5.00-6.00am +1 hour SKY 5.00am How Sex 536 263 557 260 Hidden Secrets (HD) Wheeler Dealers Queen Victoria’s Empire 554 Changed the World

88 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 10 December Thursday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00am Sextuplets & The City 7.00am You Deserve This 6.00am Highlights 11.00 7.00pm FILM The Curse of 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00 7.00 Deliver Me: Home Edition House 8.00 Bargain Hunt The Great British Bake Off the Jade Scorpion: Period 7.00 American Chopper 8.00 Soldier, Soldier 10.00 Ghost 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape Christmas Masterclass (HD) comedy written, directed by Inside West Coast Customs Hunters 12.00noon FILM MasterChef Australia 10.00 to the Country 11.00 The 12.00noon Two Fat Ladies and starring Woody Allen. 9.00 Bear Grylls: Born Miracle on 34th Street: Lottery Changed My Life 11.00 Hairy Bikers’ Food Tour of Christmas 12.30pm Two Fat A scheming 1940s stage Survivor 10.00 Food Factory Fantasy remake. (1973, Homes Under the Hammer Britain 12.00noon River Ladies 1.00 Jamie’s Best Ever magician hypnotises an 11.00 Operation Repo U, 104min) ★★ 1.55pm 1.00pm MasterChef Australia Cottage: Winter’s on the Way Christmas (HD) 2.00 Christmas insurance investigator 12.00noon River Monsters Sony Movie News Extra 2.00 Country House Rescue 1.00pm Bargain Hunt 2.00 Feast with Peter Kuruvita (HD) and gets him to perform 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 2.05 FILM Christmas Angel: 3.00 Homes Under the DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! 4.00 3.00 The Great British Bake Off a series of jewel robberies. Treehouse Masters 3.00 Festive romantic comedy. Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 Escape to the Country 5.00 Christmas Masterclass (HD) (2001, 12, 102min) ★★ Food Factory 4.00 Tanked (2009, PG, 90min) ★★★ Hospital Sydney: Kim braces Fantasy Homes by the Sea 4.00 Two Fat Ladies Christmas 4.30 Two Fat Ladies 5.00 9.00 FILM The Contract: 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo 4.00 Ghost Hunters 6.00

herself for the results of her 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food Thursday Backwoods thriller starring 8.00 Survive That! 9.00 10 Years Younger: The CT scan. 6.00 A boy needs Tour of Britain: Exploring Jamie’s Best Ever Christmas Morgan Freeman. (2006, Amish Mafia 10.00 Bear Challenge 7.00 Ghost his giant tonsils removing. county favourites in Essex. (HD) 6.00 Christmas Feast with Peter Kuruvita (HD) 15, 96min) ★★ 10.50 FILM Grylls: Born Survivor Hunters International Like Minds: Psychological 11.00 American Guns 1.00am 9.00 Ghost Hunters: Double thriller starring Toni Collette. River Monsters 2.00 Inside bill. 11.00 Ghost Hunters (2006, 15, 109min) ★★★ West Coast Customs 3.00 International 12.00m’t Will 12.55-3.30am Cleaners: Cash Cab: After Dark & Grace 1.00am Ghost Back-to-back episodes. 3.50 The Garage 4.40 Hunters 3.00 Will & Grace (Series 2) 3.30-5.30am The American Chopper 5.30- (Series 8) 3.50-4.00am Shield: Double bill. (Series 3) 6.00am Mystery Hunters Sony Movie News Extra CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 10.00Self Surgery 3.00 Flog It! 7.00 The Great British… SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Bar Rescue 10.00 7.00 MasterChef 7.00 River Cottage: 7.00 The Great British 9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 7.00am Giuliana and Bill 8.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Australia The bottom- Winter’s on the Way Bake Off Christmas Heir Hunters 11.00 Real News 9.00 Jerseylicious Trailers 11.00 Police three contestants are Hugh Fearnley- Masterclass Festive Rescues 12.00noon Raising 10.00 Keeping Up with the Interceptors 12.00noon given 45 minutes to cook Whittingstall celebrates recipes by Mary Berry Sextuplets 1.00-3.00pm Kardashians 11.00 Kourtney Robson’s Extreme Fishing Judge Judy 3.00 Heir and Kim Take Miami Challenge 1.00pm Cops a sticky date pudding. the best autumn and Paul Hollywood. (HD) 12.00noon News 1.00pm and winter foods. Hunters 4.00 Real Rescues 2.00 Police Interceptors: Special 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy Giuliana and Bill 2.00 Keeping Edition 3.00 Can’t Pay? We’ll Up with the Kardashians 8.00 Lottery Changed 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 8.00 Two Fat Ladies 7.00 Cops: Reloaded 8.00 Take It Away 4.00 Bar Rescue My Life The story of teams are challenged to The cooks 48 Hours: Mystery: Real-life 3.00 Total Divas 4.00 News 5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks Christmas 5.00 Kourtney and Kim Take a Texas construction scour an antiques fair prepare a festive feast. crimes and mysteries. 9.00 and Trailers 6.00 Robson’s Miami 6.00 Keeping Up with Extreme Fishing Challenge worker who gambled and pick up bargains to 8.30 Two Fat Ladies 24 Hours to Kill: Ireland’s the Kardashians 7.00 News most infamous crimes. 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 his winnings on a sell for profi t at auction. Creating a Caribbean 8.00 Keeping Up with the 10.00 Jail: Double bill. Kardashians 9.00 Keeping Up: Can’t Pay? We’ll Take It Away teepee-themed motel. Christmas feast. 11.00 Cheaters 12.00m’t Dog 9.00 FILM Revolver: Thriller. Kardashians on Vacation ★ 9.00 Untold Stories of 9.00 DIY SOS The team and Beth: On the Hunt 9.30 Kourtney & Kim Take (2005, 15, 115min) 11.20 9.00 Jamie’s Best Ever FILM Blitz: Thriller. (2011, 18, the ER A stroke patient’s creates a kitchen diner Christmas Jamie Oliver 1.00am 24 Hours to Kill New York 10.00 Keeping Up 2.00 Jail 3.00 Teleshopping with the Kardashians 11.00 97min) ★★★ 1.15am heart keeps stopping in Crawley, West Sussex. presents some of his 3.30 World’s Wildest Police News 12.00m’t Keeping Chasing Monsters 2.15 and restarting. 9.30 Helping to create favourite festive recipes, Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters Up with the Kardashians Criminals: Caught on Camera a multi-functional room starting by preparing 5.10-6.00am Cheaters 1.30-5.00am Highlights 2.50-3.00am Access in Navenby, Lincolnshire. a turkey dinner. (HD) CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 Self Surgery 10.00 Fantasy Homes by 10.00 Christmas Feast SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, Gruesome stories of the Sea Jenni Falconer with Peter Kuruvita F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 ‘DIY’ surgical procedures. helps a couple fi nd their Preparing an Australian 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 7.00am Property Brothers (HD) 6.00am Highlights 1.00pm 11.00 Untold Stories of the ER dream property on the Christmas feast. (HD) Bullseye 8.00 Pointless 8.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) Extreme Couponing (HD) 12.00m’t Hoarding: Buried North Yorkshire coast. 11.00 The Great British Bake 10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 9.00-11.00 Judge Judy (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) Alive 1.00am Dr G: Medical Off Christmas Masterclass Strike It Lucky 11.30 Bullseye 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 3.00 Something Borrowed, Property Brothers Examiner 2.00 Lottery 11.00 DIY SOS 12.00m’t (HD) 12.00m’t Two Fat 12.00 Celebrity Blockbusters 12.00noon Something New (HD) (HD) 1.00pm Flipping Vegas 4.00 Say Yes to the Changed My Life 3.00 Bargain Hunt 1.00am Ladies Christmas 12.30am 1.00pm Pointless: Quiz. (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) Dress: Bridesmaids (HD) Hoarding: Buried Alive The New Reclaimers 2.00 Two Fat Ladies 1.00 Perfect 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 4.00-6.00am Homes Under If It’s Broke, Fix It 3.00- (HD) 2.00 Home Shopping American Ninja Warrior 5.00 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 5.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 6.00 Say Yes to the Dress: the Hammer: Double bill. 4.00am Four in a Bed 5.00-6.00am Perfect (HD) Fort Boyard 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless 9.00 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) Atlanta (HD) 7.00 Say Yes SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) to the Dress (HD) 8.00 +1 hour 285 +1 hour +1 hour Classic Who Wants to Be 241 244 282 243 279 7.00-9.00 Judge Judy (HD) Long Island Medium (HD) a Millionaire? Double bill of 9.00 Escaping Polygamy 9.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive: SHED FOOD NETWORK REALLY the big-money quiz show. NEW EDITION (HD) Where Are They Now? (HD) 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t 10.00 FILM Sworn to Silence: 10.00 My Strange Addiction SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW Family Fortunes 12.30am Murder mystery. (HD) (2013, NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 Dr 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 Wheel of Fortune 1.00 PG) ★★★ 11.45 Hardcore G: Medical Examiner 12.00m’t Pointless 3.00 American Pawn (HD) 12.45am Escaping Long Island Medium (HD) 6.00am Thinking Tackle 8.00 6.00-8.00am Barefoot 6.00am One Born Every Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort Polygamy (HD) 1.45 FILM 1.00am Hoarding: Buried Total Fishing with Matt Hayes Contessa – Back to Basics Minute 7.00 Home Shopping Boyard 5.00-6.00am Sworn to Silence: As 10.00pm. Alive: Where Are They Now? 9.00 Property Wars 8.00 Anna Olson: Bake 8.00 Homes Under the Fifteen to One: Quiz show. 3.30-5.00am Highlights (HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink: 9.00 Pioneer Woman Hammer 9.00 Escape to the Triple bill of the series. 10.00 Denise Van Outen’s Country 10.00 Haunted EXTRA 1.00-4.00pm LA Ink: Triple bill Christmas 10.30 Sandwich Collector 11.00 Selling COMEDY CENTRAL QUEST TRUTV of the series. 4.00 Property King 11.00 Siba’s Festive Houses Australia 12.00noon SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 Wars 5.00 Record Breaking Table 11.30 Spicy Christmas Ghost Adventures 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: Fish 6.00 Thinking Tackle with Thomasina Miers 1.00pm DIY SOS 2.00 Escape Rules of Engagement 11.00 6.00am Highlights 8.30 How Back-to-back editions. 7.00 Thinking Tackle 12.00noon 12 Chefs of to the Country 3.00 Homes Friends 12.00noon Two and a It’s Made 9.00 Put Your 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic Catching carp at the Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot Under the Hammer 4.00 Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Money Where Your Mouth Is Detectives: Back-to-back Walthamstow Reservoir. Contessa – Back to Basics Born to Kill 5.00 Animal SOS Jokers US 1.30 Impractical 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 editions. 2.00-6.00pm Desert Car Kings 8.00 Total Fishing with Matt 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 6.00 Selling Houses Australia Jokers 2.00 Rules of 12.00noon Crime Stories: Back-to-back 3.00 Denise Van Outen’s Engagement 3.00 The Middle Extreme Engineering editions of the series. Hayes Dave Harrell gives NEW EDITION 7.00 Escape 1.00pm How Do They Do It? advice on a swim feeder. Christmas 3.30 Sandwich to the Country 8.00 My 4.00 Two and a Half Men 5.00 6.00-8.00 Missing Persons 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 8.30 Searching for the King 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins Ghost Story 9.00 Ghost Rules of Engagement 6.00 Unit: Back-to-back editions The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in Revisited 3.00 Deadliest rare rooster fish in Mexico. and Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Adventures NEW EDITION following baffling cases from the Middle 8.00 Rules of Catch 4.00 Put Your Money America. 8.00 Fear Thy 9.00 River Monsters Cook 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute A visit to former brothel Where Your Mouth Is 5.00 Engagement 9.00 Russell Neighbour: Double bill. Jeremy Wade searches Meals 7.00 Barefoot Los Coches Adobe. Howard’s Good News 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 for a mysterious 8ft Contessa – Back to Basics 10.00 Paranormal Witness Impractical Jokers US Bear Grylls: Born Survivor True tales of nightmare neighbours living next door. creature in New Zealand. 8.00 Food Fighters 9.00 NEW EDITIONS Double bill. 10.30 Impractical Jokers 11.00 7.00 Salvage Hunters 8.00 10.00 Inside West Coast Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 12.00m’t Most Haunted Friends 12.00m’t Lip Sync Chasing Classic Cars 9.00 10.00 Cold Justice: Sex Crimes Customs Double bill. 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 1.00am Haunted Collector Battle 12.30am Archer 1.00 Wheeler Dealers Revisited 11.00pm-3.15am Crime 12.00m’t Overhaulin’ 1.00am Mystery Diners 12.00m’t 2.00 Home Shopping 4.00 Tosh.0 1.30 Russell Howard’s 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 Stories: Back-to-back Thinking Tackle: Double bill. Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Real Rescues 4.45 One Good News 2.30 The Daily How Do They Do It? 11.30 editions. 3.15-5.00 Psychic 3.00 Property Wars: Double 1.00am Man v Food 2.00- Born Every Minute – Show 3.00 Tosh.0 3.25 Dirty How It’s Made 12.00m’t Detectives: Back-to-back bill. 3.50 River Monsters 3.00am Mystery Diners What Happened Next? Sexy Funny 3.50 South Park Forensic Detectives editions of the series. 5.00- 4.15-6.00am Highlights 2.00-6.00am Highlights 6.00am Crime Stories 4.40 Record Breaking Fish +1 hour SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am Helicopter 5.30-6.00am Model Mania 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Shelby 7.45 The Good 6.00am Brother Bear 2 7.20 6.00am Ice Age 7.30 The Magic 6.00am X-Men 8.00 X2 10.20 6.20am Son of the Mask 8.00 Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 8.15 The Sword in the Stone 8.50 Reindeer 9.00 Annie 11.05 The X-Men: The Last Stand 12.20pm Young Frankenstein 9.50 Analyze Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 10.00 Frozen Sing-A-Long Version 10.40 Good Dinosaur: Sky Movies The Equalizer As 9.00pm. 2.40 That 11.30 The 40 Year Old Virgin Extraterrestrial 12.00noon Shelby Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Special 11.35 Elf 1.20pm How to X-Men Comic-book fantasy 1.30pm Boat Trip Comedy. (S) Family adventure starring John Paul Musketeers 12.00noon Into the Train Your Dragon 2 As 8.00pm. adventure starring Hugh Jackman. (2002, 15, 93min) ★ 3.15 Three Ruttan. (S) (2014, PG, 92min) ★★ Woods 2.10pm Tarzan As 9.10pm. 3.10 Ice Age Animated comedy (S) (2000, 12, 104min) ★★★ Night Stand Comedy starring Sam 1.45pm Cake As 10.00pm. 3.45 3.45 Frozen Sing-A-Long Version adventure. (S) (2002, U, 81min) 4.40 X2 Fantasy adventure sequel. (S) Huntington. (S) (2013, 15, 88min) ★★ Taken 3 As 8.00pm. 5.45 Bridge 5.30 The Sword in the Stone ★★★★ 4.40 The Magic Reindeer (2002, 12, 133min) ★★★★ 7.00 4.50 Analyze That Gangster comedy of Spies: Sky Movies Special Animated feature. (S) (1963, U, Animated adventure sequel. (2012, X-Men: The Last Stand Sci-fi action sequel starring Robert De Niro. (S) 6.15 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 75min) ★★★ 7.00 Into the Woods U, 72min) ★★ 6.10 Elf Family sequel starring Halle Berry, Hugh (2002, 15, 92min) ★★ 6.30 Family adventure starring Anke Musical fantasy starring Meryl Streep. fantasy comedy starring Will Ferrell. Jackman and Patrick Stewart. (S) Lovesick Romantic comedy with Matt Engelke. (2015, PG, 99min) ★★ (S) (2014, PG, 120min) ★★★ (S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★ (2006, 12, 104min) ★★★ LeBlanc. (S) (2014, 15, 83min) ★★

Thursday 10.00Cake 7.00 Into the Woods 9.50 Annie 7.00 X-Men: The Last Stand 6.30 Lovesick 8.00 Taken 3 Action thriller Into the Woods 8.00 How to Train Your Dragon X-Men: The Last Stand 8.00 The 40 Year Old Virgin 8 sequel starring Liam Neeson. (fi lm started at 7.00pm) 2 Animated adventure sequel (fi lm started at 7.00pm) Comedy starring Steve Carell PM Ex-CIA agent Bryan Mills fi ghts SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● with the voices of Jay Baruchel SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● and Catherine Keener. The to clear his own name after and Gerard Butler. Young workers in an electrical shop being framed for his ex-wife’s Viking Hiccup tries to protect set out to coach their murder. With Maggie Grace. his homeland from a warlord inexperienced 40-year-old (S) (2014, 12, 104min) ★★ raising an army of dragons. (S) 9.00 The Equalizer Thriller with colleague in the art of Animated adventure 9 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.10 Tarzan (2014, PG, 100min) ★★★★ Denzel Washington and Chloë seduction. With Paul Rudd. (S) PM about an orphaned boy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Grace Moretz. An ex-secret (2005, 15, 116min) ★★★★ adopted by a group of gorillas agent fi ghts to bring down a SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● in the African jungle. With the 9.50 Annie Musical remake crime syndicate after coming to voices of Tony Goldwyn, Minnie starring Quvenzhane Wallis the aid of an abused prostitute. 10.00 Cake Drama starring Driver and Glenn Close. (S) and Jamie Foxx. An orphan (S) (2014, 15, 154min) ★★★ 10.00 About Last Night 10 Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick (1999, U, 88min) ★★★★ goes to live with a wealthy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Romantic comedy remake PM and Sam Worthington. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● businessman running for starring Michael Ealy and Joy (2014, 15, 98min) ★★★★ mayor, and inspires him to Bryant. A man and a woman SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10.50 White Fang Adventure change his cynical ways. (S) pursue a relationship after a set in the Alaskan gold rush, (2014, PG, 115min) ★★★ one-night stand, despite the 11.45 Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror. starring Ethan Hawke. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● warnings of their cynical friends. 11 (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ (1990, PG, 109min) ★★ (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ PM 1.30am 13 Sins Thriller starring Mark SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● ★★★ 12.00m’t The Adventurer: The Curse Webber. (S) (2014, 15, 88min) of the Midas Box Period fantasy 11.45 Revenge for Jolly! Comedy with 3.10 Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 12.50am White Fang 2: The Myth of adventure. (2013, PG, 95min) ★★ 11.15 Die Hard with a Vengeance Brian Petsos. (2012, 15, 80min) ★ Family adventure, as 6.15pm. the White Wolf Adventure sequel. 1.50am Who Framed Roger Rabbit Action thriller sequel with Bruce 1.15am American Pie Comedy. (S) 5.00 Bridge of Spies: Sky Movies (1994, U, 102min) ★★ Live-action and cartoon comedy Willis. (S) (1995, 15, 128min) ★★★ (1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ Special A look at the historical thriller. 2.45 Freaky Friday Family comedy. thriller. (1988, PG, 103min) ★★★★★ 1.30am Con Air Thriller with Nicolas 3.05 Curse of the Pink Panther 5.30-6.00am Transformers: (S) (1976, U, 100min) ★★★★ 3.50-6.00am Ever After: Cage. (S) (1997, 18, 115min) ★★ Comedy. (1983, PG, 109min) ★ Age of Extinction Special 4.35-6.00am Kronk’s New Groove A Cinderella Story Romantic 3.40-6.00am Maverick Comedy 5.05-7.00am Young Frankenstein +1hour SKY VIRGIN Animated musical comedy sequel. screen adaptation of Cinderella. Western starring Mel Gibson. (S) Mel Brooks’s horror spoof. (S) 302 402 (S) (2005, U, 72min) ★★ (S) (1998, PG, 121min) ★★★ (1994, PG, 127min) ★★★ (1974, b/w, PG, 105min) ★★★★★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 310 VIRGIN 403 SKY 304 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 433 HD 304/331 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 7.10am The Longest Yard 9.10 6.00am Pretty Woman 8.05 6.30am Canyon Ambush Fu (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Monsters 9.00 The 7.00am A Holiday to Interstellar 12.00noon 27 Dresses 10.05 The 9.30 The Mouse That Lost World 10.00 The Remember 9.00 Christmas 9.00am Secret Santa 10.45 Batman Returns As shown at Notebook 12.15pm Two Roared 11.05 One of Our Incredible Hulk 11.00 in Canaan 11.00 Undercover Touching Wild Horses 5.50pm. 2.10pm 47 Ronin Weeks Notice As 11.00pm. Spies is Missing! 12.50pm Damnation Alley 12.50pm Christmas 1.00pm 12.45pm Marley & Me: As shown at 10.50pm. 2.00 When Harry Met Kung Fu 3.00 The Spy Horror Highlights 1.00 Borrowed Hearts Romance. The Puppy Years Comedy Sally… Romantic comedy. (S) with My Face Adventure. Highlander Double bill. (1997, PG, 97min) ★★ 4.10 The Longest Week prequel. (2011, U, 101min) ★ Comedy drama starring Jason (1989, 15, 95min) ★★★★★ (1964, PG, 86min) ★★ 3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 3.00 Santa and Pete Festive 2.45 A Christmas Wish Drama. Bateman. (S) (2014, 15, 3.50 Sweet Home 4.35 Around the World Under Imaginary Playmate Chiller. tale starring Hume Cronyn. (2013, PG) ★★ 4.50 Santa’s 86min) ★★ 5.50 Batman Comedy. (S) (2002, 12, the Sea Adventure. (1966, U, (2006, 12, 85min) ★★ 5.50 (1999, U, 87min) ★★ 5.00 Dog Comedy. (2011, U) ★★ Returns Adventure sequel 109min) ★★★ 5.45 Titanic 117min) ★★ 6.40 Robin Horror Highlights 6.00 The A Holiday to Remember 6.35 Mona Lisa Smile Drama. starring Michael Keaton. (S) Oscar-winning blockbuster. and the 7 Hoods Comedy. Incredible Hulk Banner is Festive romantic drama. (2003, 12, 119min) ★★ (1992, 12, 121min) ★★★ (S) (1997, 12, 195min) ★★★ (1964, U, 123min) ★★★ threatened with exposure. (1995, U, 90min) ★★ 8.00 Interstellar Sci-fi drama 9.00 Pretty Woman Romantic 9.00 Today You Die Action 9.00 Single White Female 7.00 The Lost World 8/22. 7.00 Ms Scrooge Updated with Matthew McConaughey comedy drama starring Julia drama starring Steven Seagal. Thriller starring Bridget Fonda Roxton and Marguerite version of A Christmas Carol, and Michael Caine. (S) Roberts and Richard Gere. A (2005, 18, 88min) ★★ and Jennifer Jason Leigh. come face to face with a starring Cicely Tyson. (2014, 12, 166min) ★★★★ multi-millionaire businessman 10.45 Black Dawn Thriller A young New Yorker decides group of Druids. (Series 1) (1997, PG, 84min) ★★ 10.50 47 Ronin Fantasy and a Hollywood Boulevard starring Steven Seagal. A to take a lodger but ends up 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. 9.00 Range of Motion adventure starring Keanu hooker fall in love. (S) former CIA agent tries to stop sharing her apartment with a 9.00 Smiley Horror with Caitlin Sentimental drama starring Reeves and Hiroyuki Sanada. (1990, 15, 117min) ★★★★ a group of teenage terrorists. severely disturbed young Gerard and Melanie Papalia. Rebecca DeMornay, Barclay (S) (2011, 12, 119min) ★★ 11.00 Two Weeks Notice (2005, 15, 91min) ★ woman. With Steven Weber. (2012, 15, 90min) ★★ Hope and Henry Czerny. ★★★ 12.55am I, Frankenstein Comedy starring Sandra 12.35am Wild Rovers Western. (1992, 18, 107min) 11.00 Amityville 3: The Demon (2000, PG, 90min) ★★ Fantasy adventure starring Bullock and Hugh Grant. (S) (1971, 15, 132min) ★★ 11.10 Missionary Man Vigilante Horror starring Tony Roberts. 11.00 I’ll Be Home for Aaron Eckhart and Bill Nighy. (2002, 12, 101min) ★★ 2.45 Conspiracy Theory thriller starring Dolph (1983, 15, 93min) ★★ Christmas Melodrama ★★ (S) (2014, 12, 92min) 12.50am Sweet Home with Jesse Ventura Lundgren and Kateri Walker. 12.50am Cabin Fever: Patient starring Hal Holbrook. ★★ 2.35 Labor Day Drama starring Alabama Comedy. (S) 3.35 Kung Fu (Series 1) (2007, 15, 90min) Zero Horror starring Sean (1988, PG, 96min) ★★ ★★★ Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin. (2002, 12, 109min) 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film 1.00am Rapid Fire Drama. Astin. (2014, 18, 91min) ★★ 1.00am The Waltons ★★★ ★★ (S) (2013, 12, 111min) 2.55 The Notebook Drama. Directors Roland Emmerich. (2005, 15, 90min) 2.45-4.30am The Two Faces 3.00 Little House on the ★★★ 4.35-6.05am The Perfect (S) (2004, 12, 124min) 5.00-7.10am Robin and the 7 2.50 I Still Dream of Jeannie of Dr Jekyll Hammer horror. Prairie Double bill. ★ Summer Drama with Adam 5.15 The Top Ten Show 2015 Hoods As shown at 6.40pm. Comedy. (1991, PG, 91min) (1960, 15, 88min) ★★ 5.00-7.00am Christmas in Horner and Eric Roberts. (S) 5.30-6.00am Avengers: 4.45 Sony Movie News Extra Connecticut Comedy. (2013, PG, 85min) ★ Age of Ultron Special SKY VIRGIN 5.00-6.00am Providence SKY VIRGIN (1992, U, 90min) ★★★ +1 hour 318 417 +1 hour 320 202

90 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 10 December Thursday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY SCI-FI/HORROR SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 309 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 311 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 309/336 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 311 /339 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 7.10am Keeping Rosy 8.50 6.25am Jack Frost 8.15 Christmas in 6.15am The Last Days on Mars 8.00 6.00am The Zero Theorem 8.00 ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin Conspiracy Theory 11.10 John Q Wonderland 10.00 Saving Santa Captain America: The Winter A Fistful of Dollars 9.45 For a ■ Films start at 11.00am 1.10pm The Judge As shown at 11.30 Jingle All the Way 2 1.10pm Soldier 10.30 Transcendence Few Dollars More 12.00noon 9.00pm. 3.35 Plastic Fact-based Let It Snow Romantic drama. (S) 12.40pm The Top Ten Show 2015 The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 11.00am Shockproof 12.40pm crime thriller starring Ed Speleers. (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 2.40 The 1.00 Ex Machina As 9.00pm. As 7.00pm. 3.00pm A Fistful of Caprice Comedy. (S) (1967, U, (S) (2014, 15, 102min) ★★ Best Man Holiday Comedy drama 3.00 When the Lights Went Out Dollars Sergio Leone’s Spaghetti 98min) ★★★ 2.40 Porridge 5.20 Dead Calm Thriller starring sequel. (S) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ British horror thriller. (S) (2012, 15, Western. (1964, 15, 96min) ★★★★ Comedy. (S) (1979, PG, 90min) Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill. (S) 4.50 Saving Santa Animated comedy 86min) ★★ 4.30 Captain America: 4.45 For a Few Dollars More Classic ★★★ 4.30 The Quiller (1988, 15, 96min) ★★★★★ 7.00 with the voice of Martin Freeman. (S) The Winter Soldier Comic-book Spaghetti Western. (S) (1965, 15, Memorandum Espionage thriller. Devil’s Knot Fact-based crime (2013, U, 90min) ★ 6.20 Jingle All thriller sequel. (S) (2014, 12, 136min) 128min) ★★★★ 7.00 The Good, (S) (1966, PG, 104min) ★★★★ drama with Reese Witherspoon and the Way 2 Comedy starring Larry ★★★★ 6.50 Transcendence Sci-fi the Bad and the Ugly Western. (S) 6.40 A Good Year Comedy drama. Colin Firth. (S) (2013, 15, 114min) ★★ the Cable Guy. (2014, U, 90min) ★ drama. (S) (2014, 12, 119min) ★★★ (1966, 15, 155min) ★★★★★ (S) (2006, 12, 117min) ★★★ Thursday

9.00The Judge 4.50 Saving Santa 6.50 Transcendence 10.00 A Beautiful Mind 11.25 Love & Other Drugs Devil’s Knot 8.00 Miracle on 34th Street Transcendence The Good, the Bad A Good Year (fi lm started at 7.00pm) Remake of the classic (fi lm started at 6.50pm) and the Ugly (fi lm started at 6.40pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Christmas fantasy, starring SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (fi lm started at 7.00pm) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM Richard Attenborough as a SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● New York department store Santa Claus who convinces a 9.00 The Judge Courtroom sceptical young girl that he 9.00 Ex Machina Sci-fi drama 9.00 Snow White and the drama starring Robert Downey really is Santa. With Elizabeth starring Domhnall Gleeson. Huntsman Fantasy adventure 9 Jr and Robert Duvall. A lawyer Perkins and Dylan McDermott. A computer programmer starring Kristen Stewart, Chris PM returns to his home town for (S) (1994, U, 114min) ★★★★ becomes embroiled in testing Hemsworth and Charlize his mother’s funeral, but ends SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● the artifi cial intelligence of a Theron. Snow White strives to up having to represent his beautiful robot girl. With Alicia overcome her evil stepmother estranged father in court. (S) 10.00 Trading Places Satirical Vikander and Oscar Isaac. (S) 10.00 A Beautiful Mind Biopic with the aid of a huntsman (2014, 15, 141min) ★★★ comedy starring Dan Aykroyd (2015, 15, 106min) ★★★★ starring Russell Crowe as John and a group of dwarfs. (S) 10 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● and Eddie Murphy. A fi nancier SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Nash, a mathematician who (2012, 12, 127min) ★★★ PM is forced to swap lives with suffered from paranoid SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● a fast-talking hustler. (S) schizophrenia but went on (1983, 15, 116min) ★★★★★ to win the Nobel Prize. (S) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11.00 RoboCop Paul Verhoeven’s (2001, 12, 136min) ★★★★ futuristic comic-book thriller starring SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 11 Peter Weller and Nancy Allen. (S) PM 11.25 The Departed Martin Scorsese’s ★★★★★ Oscar-winning remake of the Hong 12.00m’t Almost Christmas Comedy (1987, 18, 103min) 11.25 Love & Other Drugs Romantic Kong crime thriller Infernal Affairs. drama with Paul Giamatti and Paul 1.00am RoboCop 2 Sci-fi action 12.20am Best in Show Spoof comedy drama starring Jake (S) (2006, 18, 151min) ★★★ Rudd. (S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ sequel. (1990, 18, 114min) ★ documentary starring Christopher Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway. (S) 2.05am Kill the Irishman Crime 2.00am Snow Day Family comedy. 3.00 Species Sci-fi thriller with Ben Guest. (2000, 12, 89min) ★★★★ (2010, 15, 112min) ★★★ thriller. (S) (2011, 18, 106min) ★★ (S) (2000, PG, 89min) ★★ Kingsley. (S) (1995, 18, 108min) ★★★ 1.55 Ain’t Them Bodies Saints 1.40-3.45am Babylon A.D 3.55 Cherry Falls Stalk-and-slash 3.40 Miracle on 34th Street 5.00 Mad Max: Fury Road Special Romantic crime drama with Rooney Post-apocalyptic sci-fi thriller. (S) thriller. (S) (2000, 18, 92min) ★★ Fantasy, as shown at 8.00pm. With director George Miller. Mara. (S) (2013, 15, 95min) ★★★★ (2008, 12, 100min) ★★ 5.30-7.15am Point Last Seen Drama. 5.40-6.00am The Top Ten Show 5.30-6.00am Transformers: Age of 3.40-5.30am The Canyons +1hour SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT (S) (1998, PG, 87min) ★★ 2015 The latest box office hits. Extinction Special With Alex Zane. Thriller. (S) (2013, 18, 96min) ★ 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am Space Warriors 11.00 7.00am Christmas on 6.00am The History of WWII 7.00pm The Curse of the Jade Scorpion 10.00pm The Chronicles of Riddick ITV4 Christmas in the Clouds Chestnut Street 9.00 7.10 The White Tower 9.05 AMC Period comedy written, directed by Sci-fi starring Vin Diesel. (HD) ★★★ 1.00pm K9 Christmas 2.50 Crazy for Christmas 11.00 The Horsemen 11.15 Angel and starring Woody Allen. ★★ 10.00pm Sworn to Silence Lifetime Murder Sony Movie News Extra Anything But Christmas Face 1.05pm Deadline 8.00pm 2012 5★ Disaster movie starring mystery with Neve Campbell. (HD) ★★★ 3.00 A Perfect Day Family 1.00pm Merry Kissmas! Drama starring John Hurt. John Cusack and Chiwetel Ejiofor. ★★ drama. (2006, PG, 91min) ★ (1988, PG, 85min) ★★ 10.50pm Like Minds AMC Psychological 3.00 The Greatest Christmas 9.00pm The Contract AMC Backwoods thriller starrng Toni Collette. ★★★ 4.50 Sony Movie News Extra Party Ever Drama starring 2.45 Walk Softly, Stranger thriller starring Morgan Freeman. ★★ ★ 5.00 Saints and Soldiers: Torrey DeVitto. (2014, PG, Drama. (S) (1950, b/w, PG, 11.05pm Blade: Trinity 5 Comic book Battle of the Tanks World 120min) ★★ 5.00 The Most 100min) ★★ 4.25 Circus 9.00pm Revolver Spike Guy Ritchie’s crime adventure sequel starring Wesley Snipes, ★★ War Two drama with K Danor Wonderful Time of the Year of Fear Murder mystery. thriller starring Jason Statham. ★ Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel. Gerald. (2014, 12, 91min) ★★ Festive romantic drama. (1967, PG, 83min) ★★ 6.05 9.00pm The Inbetweeners 2 E4 Comedy 11.20pm Blitz Spike British crime thriller 6.50 Sony Movie News Extra (2008, PG, 86min) ★★★ Fast Jets Documentary. sequel starring Simon Bird. (HD) ★★ starring Jason Statham. ★★★ 9.00pm Scary Movie 3 Comedy Central 11.30pm Push Syfy Sci-fi thriller starring Sci-fi Gulf War 7.00 Time Runners 7.00 Another Christmas Kiss 7.10 Surface to Air Horror spoof starring Anna Faris. (HD) ★ Chris Evans and Dakota Fanning. (HD) ★ thriller starring Alesandra Drama starring Elisabeth thriller with Chad McQueen. Durham and Joel Bishop. Harnois and Adam Mayfield. (1997, 15, 93min) ★★ 9.00pm Outlander Syfy Sci-fi starring Jim 12.20am Daylight ITV4 Disaster movie ★★★ ★★★ (2013, PG, 92min) ★★ (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 9.00 Cerberus Fantasy starring Caviezel and Sophia Myles. (HD) starring Sylvester Stallone. (HD) 9.00 Resident Evil: 9.00 A Christmas Reunion Emmanuelle Vaugier and 1.45am Sworn to Silence Lifetime Murder Apocalypse Sci-fi thriller Romantic drama starring Greg Evigan. A museum mystery with Neve Campbell. (HD) ★★★ sequel starring Milla Jovovich. Denise Richards. A bakery curator is kidnapped in order 4.10am 100 Million BC Syfy Sci-fi adventure (2004, 15, 94min) ★★★ is left to two high school to help find the supposedly starring Michael Gross. (HD) ★ 10.55 Against the Dark Action sweethearts. With Jake Busey. magical sword of Attila the horror thriller starring Steven (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ Hun. (2005, 15, 92min) ★★ Seagal. (2009, 18, 93min) ★ 11.00 My Santa Drama 10.45 Remember My Name 12.55am Starship Troopers 3: starring Samaire Armstrong. Satirical drama starring Marauder Sci-fi thriller. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ Geraldine Chaplin and Moses (2008, 15, 105min) ★★★ 1.00am Santa Switch Comedy Gunn. (1978, 15, 90min) ★★ 3.10-6.00am Ivanhoe starring Ethan Erickson. 12.35am Sniper 2 Thriller. Romantic adventure. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ (2002, 15, 86min) ★★★ (1981, PG, 136min) ★★★ 3.00-5.00am Oh Christmas 2.20-4.00am Ballad of a Tree! Romantic comedy. Gunfighter Western drama. SKY (2013, PG, 87min) ★★ (1964, 12, 84min) ★★ +1 hour 324

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(HD) (HD) 2.30 Premier NFL Hard Knocks: 2.00am The World 9.00 Snooker: UK 8.30 LIVE Figure Skating League 100 Club (HD) of the two-match series, 9.30 LIVE Test Cricket Houston Texans (HD) Rugby Show (HD) 2.30 Championship The The Grand Prix of Figure 3.00 Barclays Premier held at the University New Zealand v Sri Lanka: 1.00am NFL: Dwight Sporting Rivalries (HD) fi nal from York. (HD) Skating Final: The men’s League Legends (HD) Oval in Dunedin. (HD) Coverage of the second Freeney Interview (HD) 3.00 Football’s Greatest 11.00 Strongest Man: short discipline. (HD) 3.30 Premier League 11.30pm-7.00am LIVE day of the fi rst Test of 1.25 LIVE NFL: Arizona Managers 3.30 Football’s Champions League 100 Club (HD) 4.00 Test Cricket Australia the two-match series, Cardinals v Philadelphia Greatest Players (HD) 9.30 Alpine Skiing (HD) held at the University Action from Portugal. 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PREMIERE NEW NEW Friday Focus Transparent Alex Polizzi: The Graham Norton Show Sky Premiere HD, 3.45pm & 8pm/ Amazon Prime Instant Video Hire Our Heroes BBC1 HD, 10.35pm (NI, 11.05pm) Sky Premiere+1, 4.45pm & 9pm Series two of the transgender drama BBC2 HD, 9pm It’s all movie talk, with Amy Poehler and Will Smith and Margot Robbie sizzle as starring Jeffrey Tambor starts, and Alex tries to help veterans with histories Tina Fey and Quentin Tarantino and Kurt con-artists in an energetic crime caper Maura and Shelly grow even closer of mental illness find work on civvy street Russell promoting their new releases

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101 BBC1 7.00 The One Show 7.30 A Question… † 8.00 EastEnders 8.30 Citizen Khan 9.00 Have I Got… 9.30 ’s… 10.00 News; Local News 10.35 Graham… † 102 BBC2 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 8.00 Mastermind 8.30 An Island… 9.00 Alex Polizzi: Hire Our Heroes 10.00 QI 10.30 Newsnight 103 ITV 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Gino’s Italian… 8.30 Coronation Street 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 10.00 News; Local News 104 CHANNEL 4 7.00 News 8.00 TFI Friday 9.00 Gogglebox 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man

Favourites 105 CHANNEL 5 7.00 UK’s Strongest Man 2015 8.00 Ice Road Truckers 9.00 The Definitive History of Star Wars 10.00 How Star Wars Changed the World 106 SKY1 7.00 The Simpsons 8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different Class 9.00 A League of Their Own 10.00 Bring the Noise

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9.00 10.00 QI 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 7.00 The One Show 7.00 Celebrity Antiques Road Trip 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 News (S)(HD) 7 Matt Baker and Alex Jones Former The Apprentice stars Nick Ashley has a mini-stroke, PM present the topical show. (S)(HD) Hewer and Margaret Mountford and Bob refuses to keep his take on the antiques-hunting secrets any more. (S)(HD)(AD) 7.30 A Question of Sport challenge, travelling around the 7.30 Coronation Street With guests , John south of England. (S)(R)(HD) Rob drops a bombshell on Johnny Hartson, Perri Shakes-Drayton that leaves the Underworld and Ashton Sims. (S)(R)(HD) boss reeling. (S)(HD)(AD) 8.00 EastEnders 8.00 Mastermind 8.00 Gino’s Italian Escape 8.00 TFI Friday 8 Vincent’s birthday party ends Specialised subjects include 5/6. Chef Gino D’Acampo reveals Chris Evans is joined by actor PM on a sour note. (S)(HD)(AD) politician Barbara Castle and how Sicily’s history has infl uenced Martin Freeman, musical duo Paul ■ Repeated later on BBC3 Joe Meek. (S)(HD) the food its people eat. (S)(HD) Heaton and Jacqui Abbott, singer- 8.30 Citizen Khan 8.30 An Island Parish: Falklands 8.30 Coronation Street songwriter James Bay, singer and 6/7. Mr Khan decides to enter 5/6. On HMS Clyde, Captain Sarah Rob threatens to tell Carla The X Factor judge Rita Ora and the Great Sparkhill Bake Off. Oakley prepares to commemorate about Johnny’s past unless drum ’n’ bass duo Sigma. (S)(HD) (Series 4) (S)(HD)(AD) Liberation Day. (S)(HD)(AD) he gets £10,000. (S)(HD)(AD) 9.00 Have I Got News for You 9.00 NEW SERIES Alex Polizzi: 9.00 Piers Morgan’s Life Stories 9.00 Gogglebox 9 10/11. Guest panellists Kirsty Wark Hire Our Heroes SERIES FINALE 6/6. Timothy Capturing the households’ PM and Andy Hamilton join the regulars 1/2. The cases of four veterans West joins the host to look back instant reactions to what they on the current affairs quiz. (S)(HD) discharged from the army with on a fi ve-decade career as one are watching on TV from the 9.30 Peter Kay’s Car Share mental illnesses, who, despite having of Britain’s top actors and refl ect comfort of their own sofas. (S)(HD) 3/6. Kayleigh clambers into the highly trained military skill sets, on his wife ’s car half-drunk after a wild party cannot fi nd new jobs. (S)(AD) battle with dementia. (S)(HD) the night before. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 10.00 QI 10.00 ITV News (S) 10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 10 7/16. With Jimmy Carr, Aisling 14/16. The comedian hosts the PM Bea and Danny Bhoy. (S)(HD) entertainment chat show packed 10.25 Local News (S) with celebrity guests, sketches, Followed by Lottery Update (S) 10.30 Local News (S) topical discussion, news and 10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 10.35 The Graham Norton Show 10.40 FILM 300 audience participation. (S)(HD) Graham is joined by Kurt Russell, Epic adventure starring Gerard Butler Quentin Tarantino, Tina Fey and Amy and Lena Headey. In 480 BC, 300 Poehler. Plus, music by Australian Spartans face overwhelming odds singer-songwriter Sia. (S)(HD) 11.00 Artsnight – Juergen Teller when they make a defi ant stand 11.05 First Dates Waiter Sam steps Chris Dercon, the Director of Tate against the Persian enemy at the into the breach when a 25-year-old Modern, talks to the German Battle of Thermopylae. (S)(HD)(AD) woman is stood up. (S)(R)(HD) 11.25 Josh 5/6. Geoff helps Josh with photographer. (S)(HD) (2006, 15, 125min) ★★★★ 12.10am That’s So Last Century (S)(R) his stand-up career. (S)(HD)(AD) 11.30 FILM Frenzy Alfred Hitchcock’s SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANGUAGE ●●● (HD)(AD) 1.10 FILM The Host Romantic 11.55 FILM The Double Crime thriller suspense thriller starring Jon Finch sci-fi thriller with Saoirse Ronan. (S)(HD) starring Richard Gere and Topher Grace. as an innocent man suspected of a (2013, 12, 125min) ★★★ 3.15 Four An FBI agent and a retired CIA operative series of brutal ‘necktie murders’. 12.45am Jackpot247 Rooms (S)(HD) 4.10 Location, Location, team up to hunt for a legendary (S)(HD) (1972, 18, 115min) ★★★ 3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA Location (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 5.05 Kirstie’s Soviet assassin after he murders a US 1.25-3.30am Sign Zone: Question Time Lively studio talk show. (S)(SL)(R) Vintage Gems (S)(R)(HD) 5.25-6.15am senator. (S)(HD) (2011, 12, 90min) ★★ (S)(R) 2.25 Imagine – Antony 3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen Deal or No Deal (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 1.25am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) Gormley: Being Human (S)(R) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 13 FREESAT (HD) 1.30-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 3.30-6.00am Previews (S)(HD) +1hour 131 114 33 112 +1hour 135 143 HD 109 121

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(AD) Rent a Cop (HD) 1.15 Josh (HD) 12.00m’t TOTP2: Boy Bands BBC2 (AD) 1.45 Russell Howard’s 1.00am Rollermania: Britain’s 10.00How Star Wars Changed the… 8.00 Gordonstoun: A Different… Good News Extra (HD) 2.30 Biggest Boy Band (HD) 2.00 I’m SCOTLAND World’s Craziest Fools 3.00- in a Boy Band! (AD) 3.00- Sky 970, Freesat 970 7.00 UK’s Strongest Man 2015 7.00 The Simpsons 4.00am Together (SL) 3.50am The Good Old Days 4/5. Highlights of the World’s The Day the Violence Died: Bart No variations Ultimate Strongest Team event and Lisa help a down-and-out. N. IRELAND at the Britannia Stadium in With Kirk Douglas. (S)(R) Sky 972, Freesat 969 ITV2 E4 Stoke-on-Trent, featuring eight 7.30 Bart on the Road: Bart rents No variations SKY 118 VIR 115 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 136 VIR 144 F’VIEW F’SAT two-man teams competing a car for a cross-country trip using HD 118/225 HD 176 6 113 HD 136/202 HD 145 28 122 for the title. (S)(HD) a fake driver’s licence. (S)(R) WALES 6.00am Ariana Grande: The Hot 6.00am Revenge (HD)(AD) 6.45 Sky 971, Freesat 971 Desk (HD) 6.10 You’ve Been Charmed 8.30 Hollyoaks (HD) 7.00pm Sport Wales 8.00 Ice Road Truckers 8.00 Gordonstoun: Framed! 6.35 Psych (HD) 7.20 (AD) 9.00 Rules of Engagement (S) 7.30-8.00pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 8.25 Nick (HD) 10.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) 5/12. The truckers fi ght through a A Different Class Dad’s Army (S)(R) fearsome storm, and Art, Todd Jonas: The Hot Desk (HD) 8.35 11.00 Charmed 1.00pm How I SERIES FINALE 6/6. Tensions The Cube (HD) 9.40 Psych (HD) Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) and Lisa all have to risk their run high as students deal with trucks – and their lives – crossing ITV 10.35 FILM Holiday Engagement: 2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) the stress of their A-levels and Seasonal comedy. (HD)(AD) (AD) 3.00 Melissa & Joey (HD) No variations ice that is threatening to buckle university applications, while (2011, PG, 110min) ★★ 4.00 Marvel’s Agents of under the weight of record those leaving the school bid 12.25pm Emmerdale (HD)(AD) S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD)(AD) 5.00 How I snowfall. (S)(HD) farewell at a formal ball. (HD) S4C 1.30 You’ve Been Framed! Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 1.55 Catchphrase (HD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 9.00 NEW The Defi nitive 9.00 A League of Their Own Sky 13 4 , Virgin 166, Freesat 120 2.40-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle (AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) James Corden hosts the sports- 7.00am Cyw 1.00pm History of Star Wars Show 6.00 Judge Rinder 7.30 A to Z NEW EPISODE A look at how the world’s biggest, based quiz, with regulars Jamie Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 1.05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 7.00 You’ve Been Framed 9/13. 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(S)(HD) Makuakane (Honour Thy Father) encounters a dangerous new matches Sheldon’s standards. 10/22. The team investigates a The bumper adversary when fi endish (Series 2) (HD)(AD) wartime murder. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) criminal mastermind The 11.20 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 12.00m’t Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) Christmas issue Joker unleashes a wave of (AD) 11.50 Bodyshockers: Nips, 12.25am FILM Alien Hunter Sci-fi 1.00am The Force: Manchester (R) of the magazine violent anarchy. (HD)(AD) Tucks and Tattoos (HD) 12.55am thriller starring James Spader. 2.00 Road Wars (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.00 (2008, 12, 152min) ★★★★ Drifters (HD) 2.00 Tripped (HD) (S) (2003, 15, 95min) ★★★ Stop, Search, Seize (R)(AD) 4.00 with listings for 12.00m’t-2.10am FILM Pitch (AD) 2.45 Gogglebox (HD) 3.40 2.00 SuperCasino 4.00 Kids’ Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 4.30 19 December – Black: Sci-fi chiller starring Vin Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Hospital at Christmas (S)(R)(HD) Nothing to Declare (S)(R)(AD) 5.00- Diesel and Radha Mitchell. (HD) (SL)(HD)(AD) 4.25-6.00am 4.45-6.00am House Doctor (S)(R) 6.00am UK Border Force (S)(R)(HD) 1 January is in (1999, 15, 108min) ★★★ Revenge (Series 4) (HD)(AD) SKY VIRGIN FREEVIEW FREESAT SKY shops now! SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT +1hour 177 155 44 128 +1hour 130 +1hour 180 116 27 114 +1hour 137 146 29 123

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor TV&Satellite Week 95 FRIDAY Entertainment SKY LIVING SKY ATLANTIC CHRISTMAS GOLD DAVE ITV3 ITV4 SKY 107 VIRGIN 112 SKY 108 SKY VIRGIN SKY 111 VIRGIN 128 F’VIEW SKY 119 VIR 117 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 120 VIR 118 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 107/221 HD 111 HD 108/222 110 126 HD111 /246 HD 194 12 HD119 /263 HD 177 10 115 HD12 0 /268 HD 178 24 117 6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 6.00am Seinfeld (HD) 8.00 7.00am Bewitched 7.25 7.00am Rocket City Rednecks 6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 6.00am Gunsmoke 6.50 The 7.00 Nothing to Declare Stargate Atlantis (HD) 9.00 dinnerladies 7.55 The Thin (HD) 7.20 Storage Hunters: George and Mildred 6.35 Professionals 7.45 Minder 8.00 The Real A&E (HD) Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) Blue Line 8.30 Last of the Double bill. (HD) 8.10 Ice Heartbeat 7.40 Murder, She 8.50 Alias Smith and Jones 9.00 UK Border Force (HD) 10.00 The West Wing (HD) Summer Wine 9.05 Open All Road Truckers (HD) 9.00 Wrote (HD) 8.35 Where the 9.50 Gunsmoke 10.55 The 10.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 11.00 Cold Case (HD) Hours 9.40 Porridge 10.20 American Pickers (HD) Heart Is 9.35-10.55 Judge Professionals 12.00noon 11.00 CSI (Series 13) (HD) 12.00noon Blue Bloods (HD) The Best of Tommy Cooper 10.00 Storage Hunters UK Judy 10.55 A Touch of Frost Kojak (HD) 1.00pm Minder 12.00noon Bones (Series 8) 2.00pm Stargate Atlantis (HD) 10.55 The Thin Blue Line (HD) 11.00 Top Gear: 1.00pm Heartbeat 2.05 2.05 Pawn Stars (HD) (HD) 1.00pm Criminal Minds: 3.00 Star Trek: Enterprise 11.35 dinnerladies 12.10pm Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Wycliffe 3.10 Where the 2.35 Alias Smith and Jones Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) (HD) 4.00 Urban Secrets (HD) Only Fools and Horses 1.25 Storage Hunters (HD) Heart Is 4.15 On the Buses 3.40 The Professionals 4.45 3.00 CSI: Double bill. (Series 5) 5.00 The West Wing (HD) Cheers 1.55 One Foot in 2.00 Ice Road Truckers (HD) 5.20 George and Mildred FILM The Secret War of Harry (HD) 4.55 Border Security: 6.00 Cold Case: Who’s Your the Grave 3.20 Last of the 3.00 American Pickers (HD) 5.55 Heartbeat 6.55 Murder, Frigg: Comedy starring Paul Summer Wine 3.55 Open All Canada’s Front Line (HD) Daddy? 5/23. The case of two 4.00 The Money Pit (HD) She Wrote: The Grand Old Newman as an accident- Hours 4.35 Porridge 5.20 5.55 Nothing to Declare 6.25 murdered illegal immigrants 5.00 Top Gear (HD) 6.00 Lady: Jessica reminisces prone World War Two soldier. Only Fools and Horses 6.30 (HD) (1967, U, 105min) ★★ My Kitchen Rules: Australia is reopened. (Series 2) (HD) The Best of Tommy Cooper Ice Road Truckers (HD) about an old mystery. (HD)

Friday 9.00 The Blacklist6.00 Cold Case 7.55 To the Manor… 10.00 Crackanory 10.00 Law & Order: UK 9.00 Red Sonja My Kitchen Rules: 7.00 Cold Case The 7.00 Porridge Christmas 7.00 American Pickers Murder, She Wrote 7.00 Pawn Stars The 7 Australia Sleepover: 6/23. Rush special from 1975. Fletch Mike and Frank are (started at 6.55pm) brokers come across PM (started at 6.25pm) reopens the case of a discovers his fellow presented with a top-secret maps. (HD) 12-year-old girl found inmates are planning an once-in-a-lifetime 7.30 A collection of dead at a local swimming escape over Christmas. opportunity in Texas. (HD) rare hole. (Series 2) (HD) 7.55 To the Manor Born memorabilia. (HD) 8.00 CSI Alter Boys: 8.00 Blue Bloods Christmas revival from 8.00 QI XL Sara Pascoe, 8.00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Storage Wars: Texas 8 6/23. The team catches Unfi nished Business: 2007. Audrey prepares Jack Whitehall, Adam Bantling Boy: Barnaby NEW EDITIONS A buyer PM a man burying a body 13/22. A former US to celebrate her 25th Hills and Alan Davies investigates the death of acquires a historically in the Nevada Desert. Marine displays symptoms wedding anniversary, attempt to answer a racehorse trainer and important item. (HD) (Series 2) (HD) of post-traumatic but fi nds the event questions on the topic suspects a family’s 8.30 The buyers stress disorder. (HD) threatened by secrets of liars and lying. (HD) troubled history holds head to Lewisville. (HD) from her husband’s past. the key to the mystery 9.00 The Blacklist 9.00 Manhattan Queens: 9.00 Dynamo: Magician 9.00 FILM Red Sonja – until a second killing NEW EPISODE Knights 14/22. Danny goes Impossible The illusionist Fantasy adventure with 9 9.10 The Royle Family makes him think again. PM of the Highway: 8/22. undercover to investigate meets actor Samuel L Brigitte Nielsen and Special: The New Sofa Red and Liz are split the murder of a drag Jackson, athlete Jessica Arnold Schwarzenegger. Festive special from up. (Series 3) (HD) queen from a reality TV Ennis-Hill and entertainer A warrior tries to retrieve 2008. Denise decides to show. (Series 4) (HD) Leigh Francis. (HD) a stolen talisman. (HD) cook the Christmas dinner (1985, 15, 89min) ★ 10.00 Blindspot Eight 10.00 The Last Panthers and invites Dave’s parents 10.00 Crackanory NEW 10.00 Law & Order: UK SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 10 Slim Grins: 3/22. (HD) 5/6. Naomi and Milan’s – much to Jim’s dismay. EDITION 5/6. With Morgana Customs: 5/8. The body PM Robinson and Greg Davies. past is revealed. (HD) 10.30 Little Britain Abroad 11.10 10.40 Would I Lie to You? of an elderly woman is Shooting Stars: Christmas Double bill. 12.00m’t Not found. (Series 8) (HD) 10.55 FILM Kull the Conqueror: 11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) Special 1996 11.55 French Going Out (HD) 11.05 Cold Blood 12.35am Adventure fantasy starring 12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.50am 11.00 The Wire (HD) 1.35am and Saunders 12.30am The 12.40am Crackanory (HD) FILM The Constant Gardener: Kevin Sorbo and Tia Carrere. Elementary (HD) 3.30 CSI The Knick 2.35-4.20 Curb Royle Family Special: The 1.20 Would I Lie to You? Thriller. (HD) (2005, 15, (HD) (1996, 12, 95min) ★ (HD) 4.20 Border Security: Your Enthusiasm: Triple bill. New Sofa 1.45 Little Britain (HD) 2.00 Storage Hunters 129min) ★★★★ 2.50 12.50-2.45am FILM Texas Canada’s Front Line (HD) (Series 3) (HD) 4.20- Abroad 2.25 Shooting Stars: UK: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Judge Judy 3.10 ITV3 Killing Fields: Crime thriller 5.10-6.00am Nothing 6.00am Networks of Power Christmas Special 1996 Only Connect 3.30-4.00am Nightscreen (HD) 3.40- with Sam Worthington. (HD) to Declare: Double bill. with Sir Christopher Meyer 3.00-4.00am ’Allo ’Allo! Lizard Lick Towing (HD) 6.00am Emmerdale (HD) (2011, 15, 104min) ★★★ SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour 122 140 +1 hour 170 +1 hour 166 127 +1 hour 214 129 +1 hour 193 174 116 +1 hour 206 175 155 REAL LIVES SKY2 PICK WATCH ALIBI ITV BE ITV ENCORE SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 109 VIRG 124 SKY 132 VIRG 130 SKY VIR 119 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 123 172 160 129 121 152 123 11 144 HD 109/245 HD 191 HD 132/247 HD 200 179 HD 179 26 118 HD 123/269 6.00am Fat Families 7.00 6.00am Andromeda 6.00am Sunrise 7.00 Most 6.15am Real Rescues 7.00 7.10am Diagnosis Murder 9.00am Be Beautiful (HD) 6.00am The Encore Hour Four Weddings Revisited 8.00 Star-Crossed Haunted 8.00 Sixth Neighbourhood Blues 8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 9.10 The Only Way Is 9.00 Upstairs, Downstairs 8.00-10.00 Chopper 9.00 Are You Smarter Sense with Colin Fry (HD) 8.00 MasterChef (HD) 10.00 Sue Thomas: Essex (HD) 10.00 May 9.55 The Darling Buds of Squad 10.00 My Kitchen Than a 10 Year Old? 9.00 Monkey Life 9.30 Australia (HD) 9.00 F. B. Eye 11.00 Rizzoli & the Best House Win (HD) May (HD) 10.55 Rules: Australia 11.00 10.00am-12.00noon Monkey Thieves 10.00 Tipping Point (HD) 10.00 Isles: Double bill. (HD) 11.00 Peter Andre’s 60 Heartbeat 11.50 Peak Styled to Rock 12.00noon Nothing to Declare Border Security: Canada’s The Bill 11.00 Pointless 1.00pm Murdoch Mysteries Minute Makeover (HD) Practice 12.45pm Britain & Ireland’s Next 12.00noon Monkey Life Front Line 10.30 To 12.00noon MasterChef (HD) 2.00 Sue Thomas: 12.05pm The Jeremy Kyle Kavanagh QC (HD) Top Model 1.00pm The 1.00pm Border Security: Catch a Smuggler: JFK Australia (HD) 1.00pm F. B. Eye 3.00 Rizzoli & Show USA 1.00 Flipping 2.20 Life Begins 3.25 Biggest Loser: Australia Canada’s Front Line Airport 11.30 Road Wars CSI: NY (HD) 3.00 Isles (HD) 5.00 Castle: Out NEW EDITION (HD) Heartbeat 4.25 Upstairs, 2.00 My Kitchen Rules: 2.00 Stop, Search, Seize 12.30pm The Jerry Pointless 4.00 The Bill Double bill. (HD) 2.00 The Real Downstairs 5.35 The Australia 3.00 Who’d Be a 3.00 Nothing to Declare Springer Show 2.00 5.00 CSI: NY: Double 7.00 Crossing Lines Housewives of Miami Darling Buds of May (HD) Billionaire 4.00 Nothing to 4.00 Brighton Beach Nothing to Declare 3.00 bill. (Series 2) (HD) The Velvet Glove: (HD) 3.00 The Millionaire 6.45 Agatha Christie’s Declare 5.00 The Steve Border Security USA Patrol 5.00 Monkey Life 7.00 MasterChef Australia 7/12. (Series 2) (HD) Matchmaker (HD) 4.00 Poirot: The Adventure of Wilkos Show 6.00 Four 4.00 Motorway Patrol 6.00 Stargate SG-1: NEW EDITION (HD) 8.00 Father Brown The Real Housewives of the Italian Nobleman. (HD) Weddings Revisited 7.00 Double bill. (Series 6) 6.00 The Dog Whisperer The Steve Wilkos Show 7.00 Monkey Life NEW 9.00 Grimm The Rat King: The Face of Death: 8/10. Beverly Hills: Double bill. 7.55 Agatha Christie’s 8.00 Nothing to Declare 8.00 Arrow Legends of EDITION 7.30 Monkey 5/22. (Series 5) (HD) The priest investigates a (HD) 6.00 Dinner Date Poirot The Chocolate 9.00 Border Security USA Yesterday: 8/23. (Series 4) Thieves 8.00 Stargate 10.00 FILM Along Came murder at the Kembleford (HD) 7.00 The Millionaire Box: The dapper sleuth 10.00 Cellblock 6: Female 9.00 Stop, Search, Seize Atlantis 9.00 Night Cops a Spider Psychological charity treasure hunt. (HD) Matchmaker (HD) returns to Belgium. (HD) Lock Up 11.00 Sexcetera 10.00 Prison: First 10.00 Road Wars 11.00 thriller starring Morgan 9.00 Jonathan Creek 9.00 The Bachelor USA 9.00 Vera Shadows in 1.00am Sin Cities and Last 24 Hours Nothing to Declare Freeman and Monica The Problem at Gallows NEW EDITION Sean the Sky: A dock worker Unleashed 1.30 Red Shoe 11.00 Brit Cops: Rapid 12.00m’t Border Potter. (HD) (2001, Gate – Part Two: visits the hometowns of falls to his death from a Diaries 2.00 Boozed Up Response 12.00m’t Security: Canada’s Front 15, 103min) ★★★ Jonathan and Maddy try the final four women. multi-storey car park. (HD) Brits Abroad 2.30 Most Road Wars 1.00am Line 1.00am Road Wars 12.00m’t CSI: NY: to prove their innocence. 10.55 The Bachelor 11.00 Whitechapel (HD) Shocking 3.30 Most Trollied (Series 5) 1.30 2.00 Sexcetera 3.00 Double bill. (Series 2) 10.10 Crossing Lines (HD) USA: Sean Tells All 12.05am Titanic (HD) Haunted Extra 4.00 Sixth Most Shocking 4.00 (HD) 1.50am Grimm 11.10 Castle (HD) 1.15am NEW EDITION (HD) 2.05 Cold Feet 3.05 Life Sense with Colin Fry 5.00- 2.00-4.00 Nothing to Most Haunted 5.00- (Series 3) (HD) 2.35- Taggart 3.10-4.00am 11.50pm-12.45am The Begins 4.00-6.00am 6.00am Psychic Sally… Declare 4.00 Road Wars 6.00am Motorway Patrol 3.00am Oddities (HD) Diagnosis Murder Jeremy Kyle Show USA The Encore Hour +1 hour SKY VIRG 5.00-6.00am One +1 hour SKY F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY 173 207 Hundred and Eighty! 153 159 213 125 226 131 207 120 158 208

96 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 11 December Friday COMEDY CENTRAL SYFY MORE4 UNIVERSAL FOX SKY ARTS SKY 112 VIRGIN 132 SKY 114 VIRGIN 135 SKY 138 VIR 147 F’VIEW F’SAT SKY 113 VIRGIN SKY 124 VIRGIN 157 SKY 121 VIRGIN 122 HD 112/205 HD 181 HD 114/201 HD 165 HD1 38/231 HD 203 14 124 HD 113/204 137 HD 124/188 HD 199 HD 121/223 HD 206 8.00am Malcolm in the Middle 6.00am Quantum Leap (HD) 8.55am Grand Designs 10.00 6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 8.00am Burn Notice (HD) 6.00am André Rieu: Welcome (HD) 9.00 Friends (HD) 7.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer Building the Dream (HD) Teleshopping 8.00 Sea Patrol 9.00 Monk (HD) 10.00 to My World (HD) 7.00 An 10.00 Impractical Jokers 8.00 Teleshopping 11.00 11.05 Hugh’s 3 Good Things (HD) 9.00 Major Crimes (HD) Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Evening with Il Divo (HD) 9.00 (HD) 11.00 Malcolm in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (HD) 11.25 FILM Thunder 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) Double bill. (Series 7) (HD) Exhibition on Screen (HD) the Middle (Series 2) (HD) 12.00noon Star Trek: The Next Bay: Action adventure. (HD) 12.00noon NCIS: Double bill. 12.00noon The Mentalist (HD) 10.50 Arts Scholarships 2014 12.00noon-2.00pm Friends: Generation (HD) 1.00pm (1953, U, 102min) ★★★ (HD) 2.00pm Law & Order 2.00pm Burn Notice (HD) – James Lomax (HD) 11.00 Back-to-back episodes. Quantum Leap (HD) 2.00 1.25pm Time Team: Double (HD) 3.00 Major Crimes: 3.00 Law & Order: Criminal Landscape Artist of the Year (Series 3) (HD) 2.00pm FILM Independence Daysaster bill. (HD) 3.35 The Great Double bill. (HD) 5.00 Intent: Double bill. (HD) (HD) 12.00noon-2.00pm Impractical Jokers (HD) (HD) (2013, PG, 120min) ★ Wall of China: The Hidden Sea Patrol (Series 4) (HD) 5.00 The Mentalist: Blood In, Tales of the Unexpected 3.00-7.00 Friends: Back-to- 4.00 Fact or Faked: Paranormal Story – Secret History (HD) 6.00 CSI: Miami: Wannabe: Blood Out: 14/23. An old 2.00pm Carmen (HD) 4.30 back episodes of the sitcom, Files (HD) 5.00 Buffy the 4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home 18/24. Calleigh looks into the friend of Cho’s is murdered. Il Divo: A Musical Affair – Live including at: 6.30 10/25. Vampire Slayer 6.00 Star or Away (HD) 5.45 A Place murder of a woman whose (HD) 6.00 Red Herring: in Japan (HD) 5.50 Bach: Rachel hands in her notice at Trek: Deep Space Nine: in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) body has been discovered in 15/23. A chef is killed during The Complete Organ Works Central Perk. (Series 3) (HD) The Muse: 21/26. (Series 4) 6.50 Building the Dream (HD) a plastic bag. ( Series 2) a competition. (Series 2) (HD) 6.00 Darbar Festival 2015 NEW EDITION 5/6. (HD) Friday

PREMIERE 11.30Live at the Apollo 9.00 The Hollow 9.00 Unknown 7.00 NCIS 12.00 American Dad! 10.00 Hard 7.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Star Trek: The Next (HD) 7.00-10.00 NCIS The 7.00 Mighty Uke The guys complete tasks Generation Night Terrors: Namesake: 5/24. The Film-maker Tony 7 on an escalator. (HD) 17/26. The crew is team suspects a case Coleman travels around PM 7.30 Lip Sync Battle plagued by hallucinations. of mistaken identity the world to explore John Legend takes (Series 4) (HD) when a petty offi cer the rise in popularity on Common. (HD) 7.55 Grand Designs is gunned down. (HD) of the ukulele. (HD) 8.00 Bob’s Burgers 16/23. 8.00 The Librarians And A couple try to convert 7.00-11.00 NCIS Chained: 8.00 Shell Shock – 8.00 Landscape Artist of Louise tries to take down The Infernal Contract: a Grade II-listed 16th- 10/23. DiNozzo recovers Part One: 6/24. A navy the Year Frank Skinner her science teacher. (HD) 6/10. Baird helps an old century farmhouse in stolen Iraqi art, and goes lieutenant dies after a and Joan Bakewell return 8 8.30 17/23. Tina starts friend who has become Gloucestershire into a undercover to help a fi ght, but the sole witness to Waddesdon Manor in PM dating a ballet dancer. embroiled in a Satanic luxurious modern home. detainee of a military has post-traumatic Buckinghamshire. (HD) (Series 3) (HD) scandal. (Series 2) (HD) prison to escape. (HD) stress disorder. (HD) 9.00 Impractical Jokers 9.00 FILM PREMIERE 9.00 FILM Unknown 8.00 Black Water: 9.00 Shell Shock – 9.00 Discovering: Grace The guys work as The Hollow Horror with Conspiracy thriller starring 11/23. The team lets Part Two: 7/24. Abby Kelly A look at the life stadium security. (HD) Stephanie Hunt. Three Liam Neeson and Diane a private investigator creates a 3D computer and career of the actress, 9 9.30 The pranksters sisters visit their aunt on Kruger. An amnesiac come on board in an model of the attack that who starred in High Noon PM cause mischief at a a remote island, unaware scientist discovers that attempt to fi nd a missing injured Joe Westcott. and Rear Window. (HD) grocery store. (HD) an old curse is about to another man has stolen person. (Series 2) (HD) (Series 10) (HD) unleash a ravenous his identity. (HD) (2011, 10.00 South Park (HD) creature from the 12, 113min) ★★★ 9.00 In the Zone: 15/19. 10.00 American Horror 10.00 Hard NEW 10.30 Drunk History (HD) ●●● ●●● ●●● Nikki Jardine volunteers Story: Hotel The Ten EPISODE 9/12. Sophie 11.00 The Daily Show NEW surrounding woods. (HD) SEX VIOLENCE LANG EDITION Satirical talk show (2015, 15, 120min) ★★ to help Tony investigate Commandments has some surprise visitors. 10 hosted by Trevor Noah. (HD) SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● the murder of a Marine Killer: 8/13. (HD) Subtitled. (Series 3) (HD) PM 11.30 Live at the Apollo (HD) 11.00 FILM Toxin (HD) (2015, 12.30am Russell Howard’s 15, 77min) ★ 12.50am 11.15 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 11.00 Family Guy (HD) 10.30 Hard NEW EPISODE Stand Up Central (HD) 1.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 12.20am Ramsay’s Hotel Hell – but he is suspicious 12.00m’t-1.30am American 10/12. (Series 3) (HD) 11.00 Drunk History (HD) 1.30 South 1.50 FILM Tasmanian Devils (HD) 1.15 Grand Designs of her motives. (HD) Dad! 1.30am Rick and Morty Queen Rock Montreal (HD) Park (HD) 2.00 Impractical (HD) (2013, 15) ★★ 4.00- 2.20 24 Hours in A&E (HD) 2.30 The Walking Dead 1.00am Classic Albums 2.00 Jokers (HD) 3.00-5.00am 6.00am FILM 500 MPH 3.30-3.45am Hugh’s 3 3.45 Mr Pickles 4.00- Queen – Live in Milton Keynes Two and a Half Men (HD) Storm (HD) (2013, PG) ★★ Good Things: Best Bites (HD) 5.00am American Dad! 3.00 Hard (HD) 4.00- +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN F’SAT +1 hour SKY VIRGIN +1 hour SKY VIRGIN 6.00am 49th Annual Country 127 133 194 136 139 196 125 150 138 165 158 Music Association Awards (HD) CBS ACTION CBS DRAMA 4SEVEN 5USA 5 TRUE ENT DRAMA SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRG F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW 148 192 64 137 149 197 74 134 140 195 110/47 127 174 153 21 129 176 151 30 131 184 189 61 142 158 190 20 9.00am JAG 10.00 8.00am Knots Landing 9.00am Undercover Boss 9.00am Access 9.10 9.00am Neighbours 9.30 6.00am The Waltons 7.10am The Bill 8.00 MacGyver 11.00 Star 10.00 Matlock 11.00 USA (HD) 10.00 Come Columbo: Double Shock My Wife and Kids 10.00 7.00 Little House on the Monarch of the Glen Trek: Deep Space Nine The District 12.00noon Dine with Me (HD) 10.30 10.50 Access 11.05 Gilmore Girls 12.00noon Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 9.00 Bergerac 10.00 All 12.00noon Star Trek Judge Judy 1.00pm Taxi Four in a Bed (HD) 11.00 Diagnosis Murder My Wife and Kids 10.00 Happy Days 11.00 Creatures Great and Small 1.00pm CSI 2.00 NCIS 2.00 The High Chaparral The Secret Life of 6 Year 12.00noon Access 1.00pm Cowboy Builders FILM Moonlight and 11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 4.00 Nash Bridges 5.00 3.00 Matlock 4.00 Judge Olds (HD) 12.00noon 12.10pm NCIS 2.10 FILM 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 My Mistletoe: Family drama. Goodnight Sweetheart JAG 6.00 Star Trek Judy 5.00 The District Posh Pawnbrokers (HD) Deadly Suspicion: Thriller. Wife and Kid 5.00 Top (2008, PG, 88min) ★★ 1.40 To the Manor Born 7.00 NCIS Under Covers: 6.00 Knots Landing 1.00pm Location, (2008, PG, 110min) ★★ 20 Funniest 5.55 Access 1.00pm FILM A Christmas 2.20 Birds of a Feather 8/24. Tony and Ziva 7.00 Knots Landing Location, Location (HD) 4.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 6.00 Scrubs (Series 2) Visitor: Melodrama. 3.00 Monarch of the assume the identities of Power Play: 11/22. Gary 2.00 Four in a Bed (HD) 5.00 CSI: NY 6.55 6.30 Neighbours (2002, PG, 100min) ★★ Glen 4.00 Bergerac two assassins in a bid to takes a risk. (Series 3) 2.30 Jamie’s Comfort Access: Showbiz gossip. 7.00 Dogs Make You 3.00 FILM Annie Claus is 5.00 All Creatures Great find their target. (Series 3) 8.00 Judge Judy Double Food (HD) 3.00-5.00 7.00 NCIS Outlaws and Laugh Out Loud Coming to Town: Drama. and Small 6.00 To the 8.00 Star Trek: Deep bill of real-life cases. Come Dine with Me (HD) In-Laws: 6/24. Gibbs’s 8.00 Crackers (2011, U, 87min) ★★★ Manor Born 6.40 Last Location, Location, Space Nine Equilibrium: 5.00 mentor Mike Franks is About Christmas 5.00 Happy Days 6.00 of the Summer Wine 9.00 A Gifted Man In Case Location (HD) 6.00 4/26. Dax develops a linked to a double murder. Touched by an Angel 7.20 Goodnight of Letting Go: 15/16. Couples Come Dine 9.00 FILM Red Dawn musical talent. (Series 3) 8.00 Endgame: 7/24. 7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. Sweetheart Gary Michael tries to save his with Me (HD) 7.00 Teen action drama An assassin threatens encounters a criminal. 9.00 Ultimate Force high-school sweetheart. Food Unwrapped (HD) starring Chris Hemsworth. 8.00 The Avengers Castle Vance’s family. (Series 7) (2012, 12, 91min) ★★ De’ath: 5/26. (Series 4) 8.00 Sherlock Holmes – The Changing of the 10.00 Sex and the City 7.30 World’s Weirdest Guard – Part One: 1/6. 16/18. Carrie dates a Homes (HD) 9.00 9.00 Law & Order: 10.55 FILM Pacific 9.00 FILM Undercover The Case of the Silk Red Troop deals with a recovering alcoholic. Criminal Intent Heights Thriller. (1990, Christmas Romantic Stocking Mystery drama 24 Hours in A&E (HD) ★★★ kidnapping in a former 10.30 17/18. Samantha’s 10.00 Tattoo Fixers (HD) 15&16/16. Double bill 15, 104min) comedy with Jami Gertz. starring Rupert Everett. Soviet state. (Series 4) former assistant throws 11.05 Gogglebox (HD) of the drama. (Series 9) 1.00am Top 20: Dumbass (2003, 12, 120min) ★★ 10.00 New Tricks 10.05 Bad Girls Cat & a party. (Series 2) 12.05am TFI Friday (HD) 11.00 Law & Order: Special Daredevils 1.55 Scrubs 11.00 FILM The : Powerhouse: The team Mouse: 15/16. (Series 3) 11.10 Sex and the City 1.05 That’s So Last Victims Unit 11.55 CSI: 2.50 NEW SERIES Suspense drama. (1948, reinvestigates the 1950s 11.10 NCIS 12.05am CSI 11.45 Jerry Springer Century (HD) 2.05 Alan Miami 12.55am CSI: Ridiculousness 3.15- b/w, PG, 91min) ★★★ murder of a wages clerk. 1.00 Bad Girls 2.05 12.35am Sex and the City Carr: Chatty Man (HD) Cyber 1.55 CSI: Miami 4.00am Ridiculousness 1.00-3.00am FILM 11.20 Birds of a Feather Hack 3.05 CSI 3.50 2.20 Jerry Springer 3.15 3.05 Posh Pawnbrokers 3.45-4.00am Access NEW EDITIONS A Walton’s Easter: Spin-off 12.00m’t The Bill NCIS 4.35-6.00am Matlock 4.00-5.00am (HD) 4.00-5.00am +1 hour SKY VIRG F’SAT +1 hour SKY F’SAT from the television series. 1.00am Dalziel & Pascoe Hawaii Five-O (Series 2) The High Chaparral Come Dine with Me (HD) 219 154 130 190 132 (1996, U, 86min) ★★ 2.55-4.00am Lovejoy

TV&Satellite Week 97 FRIDAY Documentaries DISCOVERY ANIMAL PLANET NAT GEOGRAPHIC HISTORY YESTERDAY EDEN SKY 520 VIRGIN 250 SKY 523 VIRGIN 256 SKY 526 VIRGIN 266 SKY 529 VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW SKY 532 VIRGIN 247 HD 520/561 HD 251 HD 523/562 HD 257 HD 526/543 HD 268 HD 529/545 270 537 245 19 HD 532/563 HD 249 6.00am How It’s Made: Double 6.00am The Zoo: Double bill. 8.00am Stephen Hawking’s 8.00-10.00am Pawn Stars: 6.05am Wainwright Walks 6.30 9.00am Africa (HD) 10.00 bill. (HD) 7.00 Bear Grylls: (HD) 7.00 Wildlife at the Science of the Future Back-to-back editions. (HD) Mysteries at the Museum 7.15 The Blue Planet 11.00 Born Survivor (HD) 8.00 Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 9.00 Airport Security: 10.00 Shipping Wars: Double Cash in the Attic 8.00 Antiques Life (HD) 12.00noon Railroad Alaska (HD) 9.00 The Zoo: Double bill. (HD) Colombia (HD) 10.00 Air bill. (HD) 11.00am-1.00pm Roadshow 9.00 Coast Life in the Undergrowth Fast N’ Loud: Double bill. (HD) 9.00-11.00 Bondi Vet: Triple Crash Investigation (HD) Storage Wars: Back-to-back 10.00 Weather That Changed 1.00pm Planet Earth (HD) 11.00 Wheeler Dealers: bill. (HD) 11.00 Animal Cops 11.00 Time Scanners editions of the series. (HD) the World 10.30 Codebreaker 2.00 David Attenborough’s Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm Philadelphia (HD) 1.00pm 12.00noon Nazi Underworld 1.00-3.00pm Pawn Stars: 12.05pm Time Team Natural Curiosities: Double Men, Women, Wild (HD) 2.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 2.00 (HD) 1.00pm Drain the Back-to-back editions. (HD) 1.00 Code-Breakers: Bletchley bill. (HD) 3.00 Africa (HD) Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) Animal Cops Houston (HD) Bermuda Triangle (HD) 3.00 Shipping Wars (HD) Park’s Lost Heroes 2.00 Who 4.00 The Blue Planet 3.00 Railroad Alaska (HD) 4.00 My Cat from Hell (HD) 2.00 Car SOS (HD) 4.00 Storage Wars (HD) Do You Think You Are? 3.00 5.00 Life: The focus turns to 4.00 Gold Divers (HD) 5.00 5.00 Animal Cops Houston: 3.00 Air Crash Investigation 5.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill Coast 4.00 Britain’s Stone Age apes and monkeys. (HD) Auction Hunters (HD) 6.00 A pony is in great need of (HD) 4.00 Crossing the Ice of the series. (HD) 6.00 Tsunami: A Time Team Special 6.00 Life in the Undergrowth: Fast N’ Loud: A 1962 Corvette care. (HD) 6.00 The Zoo: (HD) 5.00 Stephen Hawking’s American Pickers: Frank and 5.00 Weather That Changed David Attenborough tells Science of the Future 6.00 left in a decrepit garage. (HD) Double bill of the series. (HD) Danielle visit a hospital. (HD) the World 5.30 Codebreaker the tale of winged insects. Ice Road Rescue (HD)

Friday 9.00 Storage Wars…8.00 Finding Bigfoot 10.00 Drugs Inc 8.00 Pawn Stars 10.00 Kim Philby – His… 7.00 Planet Earth 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Alaska Gold Diggers 7.00 Air Crash 7.00 Storage Wars Darrell 7.00 Coast The team 7.00 Planet Earth David 7 Mike wants to splash A power struggle erupts Investigation A plane prepares for a showdown explores Ireland’s west Attenborough focuses on PM the cash on a custom in Gold Run between SJ that had its fuselage with rival Dave. (HD) coast, journeying animals living in deserts, bus, but Edd favours and John over mining ripped away in mid-fl ight 7.30 Jarrod comes between Galway from guanacos in to a more conservative locations. (HD) in April 1988. (HD) under pressure as his Bay and Fastnet Rock. the wild camels eating campervan. (HD) shop runs empty. (HD) snow in Mongolia. (HD) 8.00 How It’s Made 8.00 Finding Bigfoot 8.00 Terror in the Skies 8.00-10.00 Pawn Stars 8.00-10.00 Open All 8.00 David Attenborough’s 8 Rubber gloves and The enthusiasts report to How the reliance on Corey makes a bet Hours Nurse Gladys gives Natural Curiosities PM aircraft cabinets. (HD) the Mount Washington increasingly complex with Rick. (HD) Arkwright an incentive Animals that rely on 8.30 Powder horns, resort, where Bigfoot technology in planes could 8.30 The guys check to buy a new suit. other species. (HD) hand-crafted moulds sightings have been cause pilots to make out a rare baseball card 8.40 Arkwright decides 8.30 Examining the and inner tubes. (HD) unnerving guests. (HD) new kinds of errors. (HD) and a keyboard. (HD) to open a mobile shop in vampire bat. (HD) 9.00 Storage Wars 9.00 Treehouse Masters 9.00 Ultimate Airport 9.00 An unrestored a bid to impress Nurse 9.00 Africa The wildlife 9 Canada NEW EDITIONS The team designs Dubai A plane arrives BSA bike from World Gladys Emmanuel. of the Sahara Desert, PM Attending an auction in more private treetop late, giving Gemma just War Two. (HD) 9.20 Arkwright loses his including zebras, camels, Junction, Toronto. (HD) escapes for those with one hour to unload its 9.30 Examining a letter trousers on the way to swallows, silver ants and 9.30 Roy teaches a a passion to reconnect cargo – including 20 from a World War One the wedding of Nurse naked mole rats. (HD) parrot trash-talk. (HD) with nature. (HD) tonnes of fl owers. (HD) fi ghter ace. (HD) Gladys’s niece. 10.00 Storage Wars Canada 10.00 Alaska Monsters: A 10.00 Drugs Inc NEW 10.00 Storage Wars: Best of the 10.00 Kim Philby – His 10.00 The Blue Planet: The 10 NEW EDITIONS Double bill. Bigfoot-like creature. (HD) EDITION Exploring the use of Strategies (HD) 10.30 Storage Most Intimate Betrayal most densely inhabited PM (HD) 11.00 Fast N’ Loud (HD) 11.00 Bondi Vet: Double bill. cocaine on New York’s Wall Wars: Best of the Feuds (HD) Ben Macintyre examines waters on Earth. 11.00 12.00m’t Nazi Death Ray (HD) 12.00m’t Animal Street. (HD) 11.00 Survive 11.00 Storage Wars (HD) Life (HD) 12.00m’t Life (HD) 1.00am How It’s Made: Cops Philadelphia (HD) the Tribe (HD) 12.00m’t 12.00m’t Pawn Stars (HD) the life and career of the in the Undergrowth Double bill of the series. (HD) 1.00am Finding Bigfoot: Crossing the Ice (HD) 1.00am Storage Wars: Best of Soviet double agent. 1.00am Planet Earth (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars Canada: Double bill. (HD) 3.00 Wild 1.00am Terror in the Skies: the Strategies (HD) 1.30 11.00 Code-Breakers: 2.00 David Attenborough’s Double bill of the series. Deep (HD) 3.25 Vet on the As 8.00pm. (HD) 2.00 Storage Wars: Best of the ’s Lost Heroes Natural Curiosities (HD) 3.00 (HD) 3.00 Deadliest Catch Loose (HD) 3.50 Animal Yukon Gold (HD) 3.00 Feuds (HD) 2.00 Storage 12.00m’t Time Team Africa (HD) 3.50 The Blue (HD) 3.50 Nazi Death Ray ER (HD) 4.40 Groomer Airport Security: Colombia Wars (HD) 3.00 Pawn 1.00am Kim Philby – His Planet 4.40 Life (HD) (HD) 4.40-6.00am How Has It (HD) 5.30-6.00am (HD) 4.00-5.00am Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am Most Intimate Betrayal 2.00- 5.30-6.00am World’s It’s Made: Triple bill. (HD) Shamwari: A Wild Life (HD) Air Crash Investigation (HD) American Pickers (HD) 3.00am Diamond Decades Wildest City: Manaus (HD) SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN +1 hour 521 252 +1 hour 549 258 +1 hour 527 267 +1 hour 530 271 +1 hour 538 246 +1 hour 533 248 DISC. HISTORY DISC. SCIENCE NAT GEO WILD TURBO PBS AMERICA CI H2 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG SKY 528 VIRGIN 264 SKY VIRG SKY VIRG FREESAT SKY 553 VIRG SKY VIRG 535 262 525 259 HD 528/544 HD 265 524 261 534 276 160 HD 553/555 275 531 273 6.00am Weapons of 6.00am Extreme 8.00am Wild Cuba: Hidden 6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 6.00am Finding Your Roots 7.00am Crime Stories (HD) 8.00am Hangar 1: The UFO War 8.00 Tanks 9.00 Engineering 8.00 How Secrets (HD) 9.00am- How It’s Made: Dream 6.55 The Forgotten 8.00am-12.00noon Evil Files 9.00 Ancient Aliens Greatest Tank Battles Machines Work 8.30 How 12.00noon Outback Cars 8.00 Fast N’ Loud Plague 7.50 Queen Up Close: Back-to-back 10.00 How Sex Changed 10.00 Battlefield Do They Do It? 9.00- Wrangler: Back-to-back 9.00 Wheeler Dealers Victoria’s Empire 9.00 editions. (HD) 12.00noon the World 11.00 Soviet 12.00noon Unsolved 11.00 How It’s Made: editions of the series. (HD) 10.00 Chasing Classic Finding Your Roots 10.10 Unusual Suspects (HD) Storm: WWII in the East History 1.00pm Al Four editions. 11.00 12.00noon-3.00pm Cars 11.00 Cuban Air Warriors 11.20 The 1.00pm Motives & Murders 12.00noon Conspiracy Murray’s Road to Berlin How Do They Do It? Caught in the Act (HD) Chrome 12.00noon Statue of Liberty 12.35pm (HD) 2.00 On the Case Files: Unsealed 1.00pm 2.00 World War Two: 12.00noon How It’s Made 3.00-6.00pm Outback What’s My Car Worth? Britain’s Lost Routes with with Paula Zahn (HD) Cities of the Underworld The Complete History 1.00pm Extreme Wrangler (HD) 6.00 1.00pm Wheeler Dealers Griff Rhys Jones 1.50 3.00 Homicide Hunter 2.00 Ultimate Guide: 3.00 Industrial Revelations: Engineering 3.00 David Attenborough’s 2.00 Cuban Chrome Queen Victoria’s Empire (HD) 4.00 Crime Stories Presidents 3.00 Hangar 1: The European Story 4.00 Mythbusters 5.00 How Rise of Animals (HD) 3.00 Fast N’ Loud 4.00 2.55 Air Warriors 4.05 The (HD) 5.00 Gangs of The UFO Files 4.00 Greatest Tank Battles Do They Do It? Double 7.00 David Fast N’ Loud 5.00 Statue of Liberty 5.20 Britain with Gary & Martin Ancient Aliens 5.00 5.00 Ultimate Warfare bill. 6.00 How It’s Made Attenborough’s Rise of Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Britain’s Lost Routes with Kemp (HD) 6.00 I Soviet Storm: WWII in the 6.00 Hitler’s Gold 7.00 7.00 Food Factory 8.00 Animals (HD) 8.00 Wild Chasing Classic Cars Griff Rhys Jones 6.35 Survived (HD) 7.00 East 6.00 Cities of the Underworld 7.00 Ultimate Codes and Conspiracies Mythbusters 10.00 Vietnam (HD) 9.00 Wild 8.00 Cuban Chrome Queen Victoria’s Empire Homicide Hunter (HD) Guide: Presidents 8.00 8.00 Vic Reeves’ Rogues Incredible Engineering Bhutan: The Last NEW EDITION 9.00 7.50 Destination Burma 8.00 Crimes That Shook Ancient Aliens 9.00 Gallery 9.00 Crimes Blunders: Fixed Shangri-La (HD) What’s in the Barn? 9.00 Lockerbie: My Britain 9.00 Unusual Ancient Aliens: The That Shook the World 11.00 Food Factory 10.00 Caught in the Act: 10.00 Wheeler Dealers Brother’s Bomber Suspects (HD) 10.00 Ultimate Evidence SERIES FINALE 10.15 10.00 Human Sacrifice 12.00m’t Finding (HD) 11.00 When 11.00 How It’s Made: Gangsters: America’s 10.00 Ancient Aliens 11.00 Ultimate Warfare Bigfoot 1.00am Ghost Wolves Attack (HD) Dream Cars 12.00m’t Brooklyn Bridge Most Evil (HD) 11.00 11.00 Conspiracy Files: 12.00m’t Battlefield Asylum 2.00 Incredible 12.00m’t Wild Vietnam Cuban Chrome 1.00am 11.30 Destination Burma Deadly Wives (HD) Unsealed 12.00m’t 2.00am World War Engineering Blunders: (HD) 1.00am Wild Chasing Classic Cars 12.50am Lockerbie: My 12.00m’t I Survived (HD) Ancient Aliens 1.00am Two: The Complete Fixed 3.00 Mythbusters California: Big Sur (HD) 2.00 What’s My Car Brother’s Bomber 2.00 1.00am Gangsters: Hangar 1: The UFO History 3.00 Industrial 3.50 How Do They Do 2.00 Wild Bhutan: The Worth? 3.00 Overhaulin’ Brooklyn Bridge 3.05 America’s Most Evil (HD) Files 2.00 Ancient Aliens: Revelations: The European It? 4.40 How Stuff’s Last Shangri-La (HD) 3.50 American Chopper: Finding Your Roots 2.00 Deadly Wives (HD) The Ultimate Evidence Story 4.00 Tanks 5.00- Made 5.30-6.00am 3.00 Palau: Pacific Senior Versus Junior 4.05 The Forgotten 3.00-4.00am Unusual 3.00 Conspiracy 6.00am Unsolved History Invention Nation Paradise (HD) 4.00- 4.40 What’s My Car Plague 5.00 Queen Suspects (HD) Files: Unsealed 4.00- 5.00am Wild China: Worth? 5.30-6.00am Victoria’s Empire 5.35- +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY VIRG +1 hour SKY 5.00am How Sex 536 263 557 260 Golden Monkeys (HD) Wheeler Dealers 6.00am Hell on Hooves 554 Changed the World

98 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor Lifestyle 11 December Friday HOME & HEALTH HOME CHRISTMAS FOOD Other channels A-Z SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY 133 VIRGIN 278 240 284 196 281 HD 133/255 HD 280 AMC DMAX SONY TV SKY HD 192/276 SKY 167,+1 233, VIRG 170,+1 171 SKY 157, +1 181, VIRGIN 193 6.00am Sextuplets & The City: 7.00am You Deserve This 6.00am Highlights 1.00pm 7.00pm FILM Dan in Real Life: 6.00am Cash Cab: After Dark 7.00am Will & Grace 8.00am- Double bill. 7.00 Deliver Me: House 8.00 Bargain Hunt Jamie’s Best Ever Christmas Romantic comedy starring 7.00 American Chopper 12.00noon Ghost Hunters (HD) Rachel Allen’s Home Edition 7.30 Baby ER 9.00 Flog It! 10.00 Escape 2.00 Steve Carell and Juliette 8.00 Inside West Coast 12.00noon FILM Christmas in 8.00 Hospital Sydney 9.00 to the Country Christmas Cake Diaries Binoche. A widowed advice Customs 9.00 Bear Grylls: the Clouds: Comedy. (2001, MasterChef Australia 11.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Food (HD) 2.30 Rachel Allen: columnist loses his head Born Survivor 10.00 Food PG, 95min) ★★★ 2.00pm 10.00 Lottery Changed My Life Tour of Britain 12.00noon All Things Sweet (HD) when he falls in love with Factory 11.00 Operation Repo FILM K9 Christmas: Family 11.00 Homes Under the River Cottage: Summer’s 3.00 The Hairy Bikers: Mums his brother’s new girlfriend. 12.00noon River Monsters adventure. (2013, U) ★★ Hammer: Double bill. Here 1.00pm Bargain Hunt Know Best at Christmas 4.00 With Dane Cook. (2007, 1.00pm River Monsters 2.00 3.50 Sony Movie News Extra 1.00pm MasterChef Australia 2.00 DIY SOS 3.00 Flog It! The Great British Bake Off PG, 94min) ★★★★ Treehouse Masters 3.00 4.00 Ghost Hunters 6.00 2.00 Country House Rescue 4.00 Escape to the Country Christmas Masterclass (HD) 9.00 Breaking Bad: Grilled: Food Factory 4.00 Tanked 10 Years Younger: The 3.00 Homes Under the 5.00 Fantasy Homes by the 5.00 Jamie’s Best Ever 2/13. Tuco kidnaps Walt and 6.00-8.00 Operation Repo: Challenge 7.00 Ghost Hammer: Double bill of the Sea 6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Christmas (HD) 6.00 Rachel Jesse. (Series 2) 10.00 Back-to-back editions. Hunters International 9.00 series. 5.00 Hospital Sydney: Food Tour of Britain: The duo Allen’s Christmas Cake Diaries Rectify: The Great Destroyer: 8.00 Survive That! 9.00 Amish FILM Swinging with the Double bill of the series. visit Tarbet in Argyll and Bute. (HD) 6.30 Rachel Allen: 8/23. Jon Stern reveals some Mafia 10.00 Bear Grylls: Finkels: Romantic comedy. All Things Sweet (HD) news, triggering a heated Born Survivor 11.00 (2010, 15, 84min) ★ family debate. (Series 2) American Guns 1.00am 10.45 Younger 11.15 Hot in Friday 11.00 Fear the Walking River Monsters 2.00 Inside Cleveland 11.45 Will & Grace Dead: Double bill. 1.00am West Coast Customs 3.00 12.45am Community 1.15 Breaking Bad 2.00 Rectify Cash Cab: After Dark 3.50 Ghost Hunters International 3.00 Hollywood’s Best Film The Garage 4.40 American 2.15 Will & Grace 3.40 Sony Directors 3.30-5.30am Chopper 5.30-6.00am Movie News Extra 3.50- The Shield: Double bill. Mystery Hunters 4.00am Behind the Screens CBS REALITY E! SPIKE 7.30Extreme Couponing 4.00 Escape to the… 6.30 Rachel Allen: All… SKY 146, +1 147, VIRG 148, +1 201 SKY HD 151/239, +1 229, SKY 160, F’VIEW 31, F’SAT 141 F’VIEW 66, F’SAT 135, +1 136 VIRG 156 9.00am Access 9.05 Bar 7.00 MasterChef 7.00 River Cottage: 7.00 The Great British 9.00am Judge Judy 10.00 7.00am Kourtney and Kim Rescue 10.00 Eddie Stobart: Australia A potato Summer’s Here Hugh Bake Off Christmas Heir Hunters 11.00 Real Take Miami 8.00 News 9.00 Trucks and Trailers 11.00 gnocchi challenge. Fearnley-Whittingstall Masterclass Festive Rescues 12.00noon Raising Jerseylicious 10.00 Keeping Police Interceptors 12.00noon 7.30 Extreme Couponing introduces a ‘leftovers treats, including stollen, Sextuplets 1.00-3.00pm Up with the Kardashians Robson’s Extreme Fishing Judge Judy: Back-to-back 11.00 Christina Milian Turned Challenge 1.00pm Cops A woman tries to make night’ at the canteen. mincemeat streusel and Up 12.00noon News a gingerbread house. editions. 3.00 Heir Hunters 2.00 Conspiracy: The Lord Lucan $50 using coupons. 4.00 Real Rescues 1.00pm Giuliana and Bill Dossier 3.00 Police 8.00 Lottery Changed 8.00 Bargain Hunt Two 8.00 The Hairy Bikers: 5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: 2.00 Keeping Up with the Interceptors 4.00 Bar Rescue Back-to-back editions. Kardashians 3.00 Total 5.00 Eddie Stobart: Trucks My Life The story of teams are challenged to Mums Know Best at Divas 4.00 News 5.00 a Seattle millionaire scour an antiques fair Christmas Favourite 7.00 Cops: Reloaded and Trailers 6.00 Robson’s 8.00 Unsolved Mysteries: Kourtney and Kim Take Extreme Fishing Challenge who still has four jobs. and pick up bargains to family recipes for the Unexplained events. 9.00 Miami 7.00 News 8.00 Keeping Up with the 7.00 Police Interceptors 8.00 sell for profi t at auction. festive period. (HD) 24 Hours to Kill Jail 10.00 Kardashians 10.00 Keeping Caught on Camera 9.00 11.00 Cheaters 12.00m’t Up: Kardashians on Vacation Conspiracy: The Hollywood 9.00 Beauty & the Beast: 9.00 DIY SOS Creating Dog and Beth: On the 10.30 The Soup 11.00 Files 10.00 World’s Craziest 9.00 Jamie’s Best Ever Hunt 1.00am 24 Hours Weddings 11.00 FILM The Ugly Face of Prejudice a living and dining Christmas Jamie prepares News 12.00m’t The Royals to Kill 2.00 Jail 3.30 1.00am Keeping Up with the Midnight Meat Train: Horror. A young mother with a area in Grays, Essex. a selection of his favourite World’s Wildest Police Kardashians 1.30 Shopping (2008, 18) ★★★ 1.00am facial disfi gurement and 9.30 The team festive food, including his Videos 4.20 Heir Hunters 2.30 News 4.30-5.00am Bar Rescue 1.55 Olympus a glamour model discuss renovates a kitchen grandmother’s recipe for 5.10-6.00am Cheaters Celebrity Style Story 2.55-3.00am Access their views on beauty. in a Manchester home. Boxing Day brunch. (HD) CHALLENGE LIFETIME TLC 10.00 Untold Stories of the ER: 10.00 Rachel Allen’s Christmas 10.00 Fantasy Homes SKY 145, +1 164, VIRG 139, +1 180 SKY HD 156/236, +1 197, SKY HD 125/234, +1 SKY 154, A two-year-old boy is bitten by the Sea A couple Cake Diaries (HD) 10.30 by a rattlesnake. 11.00 Rachel Allen: All Things F’VIEW 46, F’SAT 145, +1 146 VIRGIN 208, HD 209 VIR 167, HD 168, +1 VIR 169 Hoarding: Buried Alive: search for a home Sweet (HD) 11.00 The 6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 7.00am Highlights 11.00 6.00am Highlights 10.00 Say Double bill of the series. in Looe, Cornwall. Great British Bake Off Bullseye 8.00 Pointless Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) Property Brothers (HD) Say Yes to the Dress 1.00am Dr G: Medical Christmas Masterclass 10.00 Catchphrase 11.00 11.00 1.00pm Flipping Vegas (HD) 12.00noon Toddlers Examiner: A woman is found 12.00m’t The Hairy Bikers: Strike It Lucky 11.30 11.00 DIY SOS: Double bill. Bullseye 12.00noon Classic (HD) 2.00 Judge Judy (HD) & Tiaras (HD) 1.00pm dead in her bed. 2.00 Lottery Mums Know Best at Extreme Couponing (HD) Changed My Life 3.00 12.00m’t Bargain Hunt Christmas (HD) 1.00am My Who Wants to Be a 3.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) Hoarding: Buried Alive 1.00am Flog It! 2.00 If It’s Kitchen: Double bill. 2.00 Millionaire? Quiz show. 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 2.00 Cake Boss (HD) 3.00 4.00-6.00am Homes Under Broke, Fix It 3.00-4.00am Home Shopping 5.00- 1.00pm Pointless 3.00 Fifteen 5.00 Little Women: LA (HD) Something Borrowed, 6.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) Something New (HD) the Hammer: Double bill. Four in a Bed: Double bill. 6.00am My Kitchen (HD) to One 4.00 American Ninja Warrior 5.00 Fort Boyard 7.00 Judge Judy (HD) 9.00 4.00 Say Yes to the Dress: SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN Ghost Inside My Child Bridesmaids (HD) 5.00 Say +1 hour 241 285 +1 hour 244 282 +1 hour 243 279 6.00 Robot Wars 7.00 Pointless 9.00 Classic Who SERIES FINALE (HD) 10.00 Yes to the Dress 6.00 Say Yes Wants to Be a Millionaire? My Haunted House (HD) to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) SHED FOOD NETWORK REALLY 11.00 7.00 Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 11.00 Bullseye 12.00m’t UK (HD) 12.00m’t 8.00 Say Yes to the Dress: SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW Family Fortunes 12.30am Hardcore Pawn (HD) The Big Day NEW EDITION 242 286 248 291 41 149 155 283 17 Wheel of Fortune 1.00 1.00am Ghost Inside My (HD) 9.00 Cake Boss: Family Pointless 3.00 American Child (HD) 2.00 My Haunted Feast (HD) 10.00 Cake Boss 6.00am Thinking Tackle: 6.00-8.00am Barefoot Contessa 6.00am One Born Every Minute Ninja Warrior 4.00 Fort House (HD) 3.00 Little (HD) 11.00 Dr G: Medical Double bill. 8.00 Total – Back to Basics: Back-to-back 7.00 Home Shopping 8.00 Boyard 5.00-6.00am Women: LA (HD) 4.00- Examiner (HD) 12.00m’t- Fishing: Double bill. 9.00 editions. 8.00 Anna Olson: Homes Under the Hammer Fifteen to One: Double bill. 5.00am Dance Moms (HD) 6.00am Highlights Property Wars: Double bill. Bake 9.00 Pioneer Woman 9.00 Escape to the Country 10.00am-1.00pm Miami Ink: 10.00 Denise Van Outen’s 10.00 Haunted Collector EXTRA Triple bill. 1.00-4.00pm LA Christmas 10.30 Cooking 11.00 Selling Houses COMEDY CENTRAL QUEST TRUTV Ink: Triple bill. 4.00 Property Christmas with Matt and Lisa Australia 12.00noon Ghost SKY 128, +1 159, VIRGIN 182 SKY 144, +1 195, VIRG 172, +1 173 SKY 198, F’VIEW 68, F’SAT 154 Wars: Double bill. 5.00 11.00 Ben Tish’s Spanish Adventures 1.00pm DIY SOS 9.00am Mike & Molly 10.00 F’VIEW 37, +1 38 6.00-11.00am Crime Stories: Record Breaking Fish: Double Country Christmas 11.30 John 2.00 Escape to the Country Rules of Engagement 11.00 6.00am Highlights 8.30 How Back-to-back editions. and Edd’s Christmas Bakes bill. 6.00 Thinking Tackle 3.00 Homes Under the Friends 12.00noon Two and a It’s Made 9.00 Put Your 11.00am-2.00pm Psychic 7.00 Thinking Tackle 12.00noon 12 Chefs of Hammer 4.00 Born to Kill Half Men 1.00pm Impractical Money Where Your Mouth Is Detectives: Back-to-back Visiting Swan Valley Lakes. Christmas 1.00pm Barefoot 5.00 Animal SOS 6.00 Jokers 2.00 Rules of 10.00 Salvage Squad 11.00 editions. 2.00-7.00pm Contessa – Back to Basics 8.00 Total Fishing Double bill. Selling Houses Australia Engagement 3.00 The Middle Desert Car Kings 12.00noon Crime Stories: Back-to-back 2.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 4.00 Two and a Half Men Extreme Engineering editions of the series. 9.00 River Monsters Angler 3.00 Denise Van Outen’s SERIES FINALE 7.00 Escape 5.00 Rules of Engagement 6.00 1.00pm How Do They Do It? 7.00-9.00 Tattoo Nightmares Jeremy Wade explores Christmas 3.30 Cooking to the Country 8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away The Middle 7.00 Malcolm in 2.00 Wheeler Dealers 3.00 9.00 Ink Master NEW bizarre deaths on a river in Christmas with Matt and Lisa the Middle 8.00 Rules of Deadliest Catch 4.00 Put Your Papua New Guinea. 4.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 9.00 Traffic Cops: The officers EDITION Tattoo artists from Engagement 9.00 World’s Money Where Your Mouth Is across America compete in a 10.00 Inside West Coast Dives 5.00 Ready Steady Cook tackle car insurance fraud. Craziest Fools 9.30 South 5.00 Wheeler Dealers 6.00 Customs The team pairs 6.00 Jamie’s 15 Minute Meals 10.00 A woman is arrested Park 10.00 Kevin Bridges Bear Grylls: Born Survivor series of challenges. 10.00 up with the country music 7.00 Barefoot Contessa – Back for unleashing her dogs. Live 11.00 Impractical Jokers 7.00 Salvage Hunters Tattoo Rescue NEW band Rascal Flatts. to Basics 8.00 Man Finds Food 11.00 Born to Kill 12.00m’t 12.00m’t World’s Craziest 8.00 Battle Castle with Dan EDITION Expert advice for 11.00 Inside West Coast 9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Crime Stories 1.00am Fools 12.30am Archer 1.00 Snow 9.00 The Making of failing tattoo shops. Customs 12.00m’t Dives 10.00 Man v Food 11.00 Paranormal Witness 2.00 Alan Carr Live: Spexy Beast the Mob NEW EDITION 11.00 Tattoo Nightmares: Overhaulin’ 1.00am Thinking Mystery Diners 12.00m’t Home Shopping 4.00 2.00 Sean Lock Live 3.05 10.00 Deadliest Catch 11.00 Double bill. 12.00m’t- Tackle: Double bill. 3.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Real Rescues 4.45 The Daily Show 3.30 Dirty How Do They Do It? 11.30 3.15am Crime Stories: Triple Property Wars: Double bill. 1.00am Man v Food 2.00- One Born Every Minute – Sexy Funny: Olivia Lee 3.55 How It’s Made 12.00m’t bill. 3.15-6.00am Psychic 3.50 River Monsters 4.40 3.00am Mystery Diners What Happened Next? South Park 4.20-6.00am Forensic Detectives 2.00- Detectives: Back-to-back Helicopter The King of Queens 6.00am Highlights editions of the series. Record Breaking Fish 5.30- +1 hour SKY FSAT 5.35-6.00am 6.00am Model Mania 250 151 Heroes Down Under

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6.00am Ghosthunters on Icy Trails 6.00am Mickey’s Twice Upon a 6.00am The Mask of Zorro 8.25 6.00am The Patriot 8.50 The 6th 7.00am Alien Autopsy 8.45 The 7.45 The Top Ten Show 2015 8.00 Christmas 7.15 Lilo & Stitch 2: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Day 11.00 Gladiator 1.40pm The Interview 10.45 Get Smart Extraterrestrial 9.45 PREMIERE Kill Stitch Has a Glitch 8.35 Alice in 10.25 The Nativity Story 12.15pm Top Ten Show 2015 Box office hits. 12.45pm My Man Is a Loser As the Messenger 11.45 PREMIERE The Wonderland 10.00 The Muppet The Boxtrolls 2.00 The Chronicles 2.00 The Matrix As 9.00pm. 10.00pm. 2.30 Austin Powers in SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Christmas Carol 11.35 Winnie of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and 4.20 Chain Reaction Thriller starring Goldmember Spoof spy thriller Water 1.30pm The Good Dinosaur: the Pooh 12.45pm The Good The Wardrobe As shown at 9.45pm. Keanu Reeves. (S) (1996, 12, sequel. (S) (2002, 12, 93min) ★★ Sky Special 2.00 Ghosthunters on Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 1.15 4.20 Charlie and the Chocolate 106min) ★★ 6.20 Gladiator Ridley 4.15 The Waterboy Sports comedy Icy Trails 3.45 PREMIERE Focus Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas Factory Tim Burton’s fantasy. (S) Scott’s ancient Roman epic starring starring Adam Sandler. (S) (1998, 5.45 Transformers: Age of Extinction 2.30 Million Dollar Arm 4.40 (2005, PG, 115min) ★★★★ 6.20 Russell Crowe. A betrayed Roman 12, 90min) ★★ 6.00 Last Vegas Special 6.15 PREMIERE The Muppets Most Wanted As 11.10pm. Fairytale: Story of the Seven general becomes a gladiator, intent Comedy starring Michael Douglas, SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of 6.30 Alice in Wonderland Disney Dwarves Animated adventure. on avenging his murdered family. Robert De Niro and Kevin Kline. Water See review, page 21 cartoon version of Lewis Carroll’s (S) (2014, PG, 87min) ★★ (S) (2000, 15, 154min) ★★★★ (S) (2013, 12, 105min) ★★★ tale. (S) (1951, U, 75min) ★★★★

PREMIERE Friday 10.0010 00 Kill the h Messenger M 9.30 One Magic Christmas 4.20 Charlie and the Chocolate… 6.20 Gladiator 10.00 My Man Is a Loser 8.00 PREMIERE Focus Comedy 8.00 The Muppet Christmas 8.00 The Boxtrolls Stop-motion Gladiator 8.00 The Interview 8 crime drama starring Will Smith Carol The Muppets’ version of animated fantasy featuring the (fi lm started at 6.20pm) Controversial comedy starring PM and Margot Robbie. A veteran Charles Dickens’s classic tale, voice of Isaac Hempstead SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● James Franco and Seth Rogen. con-man’s latest heist looks set starring Michael Caine. (S) Wright. A boy raised by trolls The presenter of a lowbrow TV to be scuppered by a femme (1992, U, 86min) ★★★ tries to prove the creatures show and his producer land an fatale from his past. With BD SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● are nothing to be afraid of. (S) exclusive interview with North Wong. (S) (2015, 15, 105min) (2014, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 9.00 The Matrix Sci-fi action Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. 9 ★★★ See review, page 20 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● thriller starring Keanu Reeves, (S) (2014, 15, 111min) ★★ PM SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Laurence Fishburne and SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● 9.30 One Magic Christmas Carrie-Anne Moss. A computer Festive fantasy starring Mary 9.45 The Chronicles of Narnia: hacker learns that he is Steenburgen and Harry Dean The Lion, The Witch and The destined to save humanity from 10.00 PREMIERE Kill the Stanton. A daughter tries to Wardrobe Family fantasy enslavement by a network of 10.00 My Man Is a Loser 10 Messenger Fact-based drama cheer her mother up – with adventure starring Tilda artifi cially intelligent computers. Comedy starring John Stamos PM starring Jeremy Renner. (S) the aid of her guardian angel. Swinton, Georgie Henley, (S) (1999, 15, 136min) ★★★★ and Michael Rapaport. (S) (2014, 15, 108min) ★★★ (S) (1985, U, 85min) ★★★ William Moseley and Skandar SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (2014, 15, 92min) ★★ See review, page 21 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Keynes. Four siblings discover SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● a world inhabited by strange 12.00m’t PREMIERE Bad Asses on beasts that has been cursed to 11 the Bayou Action adventure starring eternal winter by an evil witch. 11.40 Better Living Through PM Danny Trejo. (S) (2015, 15, 85min) (S) (2005, PG, 140min) ★★★★ Chemistry Dark comedy starring ★★ See review, page 21 11.10 Muppets Most Wanted Comedy SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde. 1.30am Extraterrestrial Sci-fi horror. starring Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey. 11.30 Commando Action thriller. (S) (S) (2014, 15, 88min) ★★★ (S) (2014, 15, 98min) ★★ ★★★ ★★★ (S) (2014, U, 103min) 12.10am Christmas in Wonderland (1985, 18, 90min) 1.15am The Monster Squad Horror 3.15 Bad Asses on the Bayou 1.05am The Big Bad Wolf Comedy. (S) (2007, 12, 98min) ★★ 1.15am Death Squad Sci-fi with Danny spoof. (S) (1987, 15, 83min) ★★★ 4.45 The Visit: Sky Movies Special 1.20 Tron: Legacy Sci-fi thriller 1.50 The Nativity Story Biblical Glover. (S) (2014, 15, 86min) ★ 2.45 A Shot in the Dark Comedy. 5.00 Maleficent Special sequel. (S) (2010, PG, 125min) ★★★ drama. (S) (2006, PG, 101min) ★★ 3.00 Road House Action thriller. (1964, PG, 98min) ★★★ 5.30-6.00am Boyhood Special 3.35-6.00am Herbie Goes to Monte 3.40-6.00am The Mask of Zorro (1989, 18, 110min) ★★★ 4.30-6.25am The Pink Panther +1hour SKY VIRGIN Carlo Comedy adventure with Dean Epic swashbuckling adventure. 5.00 Sicario: Sky Movies Special Strikes Again Slapstick comedy. 302 402 Jones. (S) (1977, U, 105min) ★★ (S) (1998, PG, 137min) ★★★★ 5.30-6.00am Spectre Special (S) (1976, PG, 103min) ★★ SKY SHOWCASE SKY GREATS TCM MORE>MOVIES HORROR TRUE CHRISTMAS SKY 311 VIRGIN 403 SKY 305 VIRGIN 404 SKY 317 VIRGIN 415 SKY F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT HD 311 /339 HD 433 HD 305/332 HD 434 HD 317/341 HD 416 185 32 143 319 14 9 70 138 321 424 82 302 6.05am Heaven Is for Real 6.00am Armageddon 8.35 7.10am Kung Fu 9.10 Around (Called Movie Mix on Freeview) 8.00am Monsters 9.00 7.00am A Holiday for Love 7.50 Dangerous Mind of a The Day After Tomorrow the World Under the Sea The Lost World 10.00 9.00 The Christmas Wish 9.00am The Boy Who Saved Hooligan 9.20 Horrible 10.40 Alive 12.50pm 11.15 The Spy with My Face The Incredible Hulk 11.00 11.00 One Special Night Christmas 11.00 To Catch Bosses 2 11.10 Batman Volcano As 12.35am. 2.40 12.50pm Kung Fu 3.00 One Imaginary Playmate 1.00pm Christmas in a Yeti 12.55pm Christmas Forever 1.15pm Unbroken Poseidon Disaster drama. Spy Too Many Adventure. 12.50pm Horror Highlights Canaan Festive family drama. at Maxwell’s 2.50 The As shown at 8.00pm. (2006, 12, 98min) ★★★ (1965, PG, 101min) ★★★ 1.00 Highlander Double bill. (2009, PG, 86min) ★★ Nutcracker Festive fantasy. 3.35 Deception Drama starring 4.25 Into the Storm Disaster 4.55 Blue Blood Horse racing (2010, PG, 108min) ★ 3.00 Doctor Who 4.00 Fire 3.00 Moonlight and Mistletoe Geoffrey Rush. (S) (2013, thriller with Richard Armitage. drama starring Bill Williams. From Below Disaster thriller. Festive family drama. (2008, 5.00 Christmas in the Clouds 15, 125min) ★★★★ 5.55 (S) (2014, 12, 89min) ★★ 6.30 The Man Who Loved (2009, 12, 89min) ★★ 5.50 PG, 88min) ★★ 5.00 On the Comedy. (2001, PG, 95min) Batman Forever Adventure 6.00 Twister Disaster drama Cat Dancing Romantic Horror Highlights 6.00 The Second Day of Christmas ★★★ 6.55 Goddess Comedy. sequel starring Val Kilmer. starring Helen Hunt. (S) Western with Burt Reynolds. Incredible Hulk Banner is Festive romantic drama. (2013, 12, 102min) ★★★ (S) (1995, 12, 121min) ★★★ (1996, PG, 114min) ★★★ (1973, 18, 114min) ★★★ mistaken for a mass murderer. (1997, PG, 85min) ★★ 8.00 Unbroken Fact-based 8.00 Armageddon Sci-fi 9.00 Black Dawn Action 9.00 Omen IV: The 7.00 The Lost World 9/22. 7.00 The Christmas Pageant World War Two drama adventure with Bruce Willis. thriller starring Steven Awakening Horror sequel A dying old man provides Romantic comedy starring starring Jack O’Connell. (S) (S) (1998, 12, 151min) ★★ Seagal and Tamara Davies. starring Faye Grant and a clue about Veronica’s Melissa Gilbert, Robert (2014, 15, 134min) ★★★ 10.30 The Day After (2005, 15, 91min) ★ Michael Woods as a couple vanished parents. (Series 1) Mailhouse and Lennon Wynn. 10.20 Horrible Bosses 2 Tomorrow Disaster drama 10.50 Magnum Force Thriller who adopt the child of the 8.00 Doctor Who Double bill. (2011, U, 87min) ★★★ Comedy with Jason Bateman. with Dennis Quaid. A climate starring Clint Eastwood. Devil. (1991, 15, 97min) ★ 9.00 Static Horror starring 9.00 A Hobo’s Christmas (S) (2014, 15, 104min) ★★ expert sets out to rescue his (1973, 18, 117min) ★★★★ 10.55 Hollow Man II Thriller Milo Ventimiglia and Sarah Festive drama with Barnard 12.15am American Hustle son from a frozen New York 1.10am Big Bullet Crime starring Christian Slater. Shahi. (2011, 15, 80min) ★★ Hughes and Gerald McRaney. Crime drama starring after a global super storm thriller. (1996, 15, 91min) ★★ A soldier volunteers for a 10.40 Horror Highlights (1987, U, 100min) ★★ Christian Bale. (S) (2013, triggers a new ice age. (S) 2.45 Conspiracy Theory special invisibility programme 10.50 Silver Bullet Stephen 11.00 Undercover Christmas ★★★★★ ★★★★ 15, 135min) (2004, 12, 124min) with Jesse Ventura as part of a scheme to King horror tale starring Corey Romantic comedy with Jami 2.40 Paranormal Activity: The 12.35am Volcano Disaster 3.35 Kung Fu (Series 1) develop super-commandos. Haim. (1985, 18, 95min) ★★ Gertz and Shawn Christian. ★★ ★★ Marked Ones Horror sequel movie with Tommy Lee Jones. 4.30 Hollywood’s Best Film (2006, 15, 88min) 12.45am Saw V Horror thriller (2003, 12, 120min) ★★ starring Andrew Jacobs. (S) (S) (1997, 12, 103min) Directors James L Brooks. 12.45am Submerged Action sequel starring Tobin Bell. 1.00am The Waltons ★★ ★ (2014, 15, 101min) 2.20 Into the Storm Disaster 5.00-7.10am The Man Who thriller. (2005, 15, 96min) (2008, 18, 92min) ★★ 3.00 Little House on the

4.30-6.20am Heaven Is for thriller, as shown at 4.25pm. Loved Cat Dancing Romantic 2.40 Lost in Yonkers Neil 2.35-4.30am Smiley Horror Prairie Double bill. Real Drama starring Greg 4.00-6.00am The Poseidon Western, as shown at 6.30pm. Simon comedy drama. thriller. (2012, 15, 90min) ★★ 5.00-7.00am Must Be Santa Kinnear and Kelly Reilly. (S) Adventure Disaster movie. (S) (1993, PG, 112min) ★★★ Festive comedy fantasy. (2014, PG, 97min) ★★ (1972, PG, 117min) ★★★★★ SKY VIRGIN 5.00-6.00am Providence SKY VIRGIN (1999, U, 88min) ★★ +1 hour 318 417 +1 hour 320 202

100 TV&Satellite Week ★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 11 December Friday SKY CRIME/THRILLER SKY CHRISTMAS SKY STAR WARS SKY SELECT FILM4 SKY 310 VIRGIN 409 SKY 303 VIRGIN 410 SKY 304 VIRGIN 411 SKY 312 VIRGIN 412 SKY 315 VIRGIN 428 F’VIEW F’SAT HD 310/337 HD 439 HD 303/330 HD 440 HD 304/331 HD 441 HD 312/340 HD 442 HD 315/342 HD 429 15 300 7.15am Final Analysis 9.25 Catch 6.00am Snowball Express 7.40 6.00am Star Wars: Episode I – The 6.00am About Schmidt 8.15 ■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin .44 11.10 The Chamber 1.10pm Coming Home for Christmas 9.20 Phantom Menace 8.30 Star Wars: Boyhood 11.05 Birdman 1.10pm ■ Films start at 11.00am Bird on a Wire Comedy action Holy Night! 11.00 The Good Episode II – Attack of the Clones Next Goal Wins Documentary. (S) thriller. (S) (1990, 15, 110min) ★★★ Dinosaur: Sky Movies Special 11.00 Star Wars: Episode III – (2014, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 3.00 11.00am The Long Gray Line 3.10 The Drop As 9.00pm. 11.30 The Three Dogateers Revenge of the Sith 1.30pm Star Northern Soul Music drama 1.45pm The Flight of the Phoenix 5.10 Felony Crime thriller starring 1.10pm Black Nativity As 11.50pm. Wars: Episode I – The Phantom starring Elliot James Langridge. Adventure with James Stewart. (S) Joel Edgerton and Jai Courtney. (S) 2.50 I’ll Be Home for Christmas Menace 4.00 Star Wars: Episode II (S) (2014, 15, 102min) ★★★ (1965, PG, 142min) ★★★★ (2013, 15, 101min) ★★★ 7.00 Four Festive comedy. (1998, PG, 85min) – Attack of the Clones Sci-fi 4.50 Boyhood Special With director 4.35 Bride & Prejudice Bollywood Brothers Revenge thriller with Mark ★★ 4.30 The Grinch As 10.00pm. adventure. (S) (2002, PG, 142min) Richard Linklater. 5.10 Boyhood version of Jane Austen’s Pride and Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, André 6.20 Santa Paws 2: The Santa ★★ 6.30 Star Wars: Episode III – Epic drama starring Ellar Coltrane, Prejudice. (S) (2004, PG, 111min) Benjamin and Garrett Hedlund. Pups Festive family adventure Revenge of the Sith Sci-fi sequel. Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke. ★★ 6.50 The Rocketeer Fantasy. (S) (2005, 15, 109min) ★★★ sequel. (S) (2012, U, 88min) ★ (S) (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★ (S) (2014, 15, 166min) ★★★★★ (S) (1991, PG, 108min) ★★★★ Friday

7.00Four Brothers 6.20 Santa Paws 2: The Santa… 1.30 Star Wars: Episode I… 10.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 9.00 Legion Four Brothers 8.00 Gremlins Comedy horror Star Wars: Episode III 8.00 Birdman Oscar-winning The Rocketeer (fi lm started at 7.00pm) fantasy from director Joe Dante – Revenge of the Sith drama starring Michael Keaton. (fi lm started at 6.50pm) 8 SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● about an unusual pet that (fi lm started at 6.30pm) A faded movie star wrestles SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● PM spawns a horde of vicious SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● with a personal crisis as he monsters. Stars Zach Galligan tries to put on a disaster- and Phoebe Cates. (S) affl icted Broadway play. 9.00 The Drop Crime drama (1984, 12, 106min) ★★★ 9.00 Star Wars: Episode IV With Edward Norton, Emma 9.00 Legion Action fantasy starring Tom Hardy. A SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● George Lucas’s sci-fi adventure Stone and Naomi Watts. (S) thriller starring Paul Bettany 9 bartender who secretly works starring Mark Hamill, Harrison (2014, 15, 116min) ★★★★★ and Lucas Black. A rogue angel PM for gangsters gets involved in a Ford, Carrie Fisher and Alec SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● comes down to Earth to save a robbery gone wrong that digs Guinness. A farm boy strives pregnant waitress when God up long-buried secrets. (S) to rescue a captive princess launches an apocalyptic (2014, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 10.00 The Grinch Comic and defeat an evil empire. (S) 10.00 The Wolf of Wall Street campaign against humankind. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● fantasy based on the story by (1977, U, 124min) ★★★★★ Martin Scorsese’s fact-based With Tyrese Gibson, Adrianne 10 Dr Seuss, starring Jim Carrey. See feature, page 4 drama starring Leonardo Palicki and Dennis Quaid. (S) PM The Grinch plots to spoil SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● DiCaprio. A New York (2010, 15, 100min) ★★★ 10.50 Misery Suspense drama Christmas for the citizens of stockbroker lives a life of SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● based on a story by Stephen Whoville. With Jeffrey Tambor. debauchery as he gets rich King, starring James Caan and (S) (2000, PG, 101min) ★★ through illegal trading. (S) 11.00 The Cold Light of Day Action Kathy Bates. A novelist is held SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● (2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★ thriller starring Henry Cavill. A young 11 prisoner by a deranged fan. SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● American businessman finds himself PM thrust into a spy conspiracy after (1990, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 11.20 Star Wars: Episode V – The kidnappers seize his father, mother SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●● Empire Strikes Back Sci-fi. (S) and brother from their yacht in 11.50 Black Nativity Festive musical. (1980, U, 124min) ★★★★★ 12.50am Cold in July Crime thriller. Spain. (S) (2012, 12, 89min) ★★ (S) (2014, 15, 108min) ★★★★ (S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ 1.40am Star Wars: Episode VI – 12.50-3.45am Princess Mononoke 1.30am Gremlins As 8.00pm. Return of the Jedi Sci-fi sequel. 1.00am Kill Bill: Vol 2 Action thriller. 2.55 By the Gun Gangster drama. Japanese animated fantasy. Subtitled. (S) (2014, 18, 105min) ★★ 3.20 Snowmen Family comedy (S) (1983, U, 133min) ★★★ (S) (2004, 18, 136min) ★★★ (1997, PG, 133min) ★★★★ 5.00-6.45am Sam Churchill: drama. (S) (2010, PG, 81min) ★★ 4.10-6.00 Star Wars: Empire of 3.25-5.30am Thunderbolt and Search for a Homeless Man 4.50-6.20am I’ll Be Home for Dreams Looking at the making of Lightfoot Offbeat crime thriller. +1hour SKY VIRGIN F’VIEW F’SAT Thriller. (S) (1997, PG, 88min) ★★ Christmas As shown at 2.50pm. the classic sci-fi movie series. (1974, 18, 115min) ★★★ 316 430 45 301 SONY MOVIES MOVIES 4 MEN CHRISTMAS 24 SKY SKY VIRGIN SKY F’VIEW F’SAT FILMS SHOWN ON OTHER CHANNELS TONIGHT 323 327 419 325 48 304 EVENING (6-10pm) 10pm TILL LATE 9.00am Princess Ka’iulani 7.00am The Case for 6.00am The Fall of France 6.00pm Full Out Disney Biographical drama 10.40pm 300 ITV Adventure. (HD) ★★★★ 11.00 The Boy Who Saved Christmas 9.00 I Saw 7.15 Cornered 9.20 The starring Jennifer Beals. (HD) ★★ 10.55pm Kull the Conqueror ITV4 Christmas 12.55pm Mommy Kissing Santa House of Intrigue 11.15 The 7.00pm Dan in Real Life AMC Romantic Adventure starring Kevin Sorbo. (HD) ★ A Christmas Wish Festive Claus 11.00 Hats Off to Last Blitzkrieg 1.00pm Julius comedy starring Steve Carell. ★★★★ 10.55pm Pacific Heights 5★ Psychological drama starring Brian Krause. Christmas! 1.00pm Naughty Caesar Epic historical drama. ★★★ (2013, PG, 97min) ★★ or Nice Festive comedy. (2002, 12, 180min) ★★ 9.00pm The Dark Knight ITV2 Dark thriller starring Matthew Modine. comic-book action thriller starring Christian 3.00 The Pickwick Papers (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★ 3.45 Lava Storm Apocalyptic 11.00pm The Midnight Meat Train Spike Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart and Horror starring Bradley Cooper. ★★★ Vintage screen version of 3.00 A Rodeo and Juliet disaster movie. (2008, 12, Maggie Gyllenhaal. (HD) ★★★★ Charles Dickens’s comic novel. Christmas Romantic drama. 92min) ★★★ 5.30 Stranded 11.00pm Toxin Syfy Drama. (HD) ★ 9.00pm Red Sonja ITV4 Fantasy adventure (1952, U, 115min) ★★★★ (2015, PG, 88min) ★★ 5.00 Thriller starring Michael 11.30pm Frenzy BBC2 Alfred Hitchcock starring Brigitte Nielsen. (HD) ★ 5.15 Cave In Disaster thriller. Angels in the Snow Drama. Dudikoff, Ice-T and Yvette suspense thriller with Jon Finch. (HD) ★★★ (2003, PG, 87min) ★★ (2015, PG, 120min) ★★ Nipar. (2001, 15, 92min) ★★ 9.00pm Rush Hour 3 E4 Action comedy 11.55pm The Double BBC1 (NI: 12.20am, sequel starring Jackie Chan. (HD) ★★ Wales 12.25am) Crime thriller starring 7.10 Dragon Wars South 7.00 Finding Christmas 7.15 Super Tanker Sci-fi action ★ 9.00pm Red Dawn 5 Teen action drama Richard Gere and Topher Grace. (HD) ★★ Korean fantasy adventure. Romantic drama starring thriller starring Ben Cross. starring Chris Hemsworth. ★★ (2007, 12, 107min) ★★ Tricia Helfer and Mark Lutz. A container ship with a toxic 12.00m’t Pitch Black ITV2 Sci-fi starring Vin 9.00 Resident Evil: Extinction (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ alien cargo threatens to spill 9.00pm Unknown More 4 Conspiracy thriller Diesel and Radha Mitchell. (HD) ★★★ ★★ starring Liam Neeson. (HD) ★★★ Sci-fi horror thriller sequel. 9.00 Christmas Confession its load. (2011, 12, 83min) 12.25am Alien Hunter Channel 5 Sci-fi (2007, 15, 90min) ★★ Festive romantic drama 9.00 Steel Dawn Post- 9.00pm Swinging with the Finkels SonyTV thriller starring James Spader. ★★★ Comedy starring Mandy Moore. ★ 10.50 Ultraviolet Sci-fi thriller. starring Sarah Lancaster. apocalyptic sword fantasy 12.35am The Constant Gardener ITV3 ★★★ ★★ (2006, 15, 87min) (2015, PG, 120min) starring Patrick Swayze. 9.00pm The Hollow Syfy Horror starring Romantic political thriller starring Ralph ★★ ★★ 12.40am Virtuosity Sci-fi. 11.00 All I Want for (1987, 18, 100min) Stephanie Hunt. (HD) Fiennes and . (HD) ★★★★ (1995, 15, 103min) ★★★ Christmas Festive fantasy 11.00 Sniper 3 Action thriller starring Melissa Sagemiller. sequel starring Tom Berenger. 12.50am Texas Killing Fields ITV4 Crime 2.50 Space Warriors Adventure. thriller with Sam Worthington. (HD) ★★★ (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ (2003, 15, 87min) ★★ 1.10am The Host Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 4.50 A Monster Christmas 1.00am A Royal Christmas 12.45am Universal Soldier III: Animation featuring Ray Romantic drama with Lacey Unfinished Business Sci-fi 1.50am Tasmanian Devils Syfy (HD) ★★ Liotta. (2012, U, 41min) ★★ Chabert and Stephen Hagan. thriller. (1998, 18, 95min) ★ 4.00am 500 MPH Storm Syfy Disaster movie ★★ 5.50-6.00am Sony Movie (2014, PG, 120min) 2.35-4.00am The Day Time starring Casper Van Dien. (HD) ★★ News Extra Film news. 3.00-5.00am Christmas Ended Sci-fi thriller starring Song Festive family drama. Jim Davis and Dorothy SKY (2012, PG, 88min) ★★ Malone. (1979, 15, 76min) ★ +1 hour 324

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and the Chipmunks Rocket’s Island NEW EPISODE 5.30 2.25 Alphablocks 2.30 The Lingo Show 4.30-5.00 Paw Patrol 11.30 Ben and The Dumping Ground 6.00 Riders of Holly 12.00m’t Alvinnn!!! and the Highlights 2.45 Mister Maker 3.05 Tilly 3.15 Get Chipmunks 12.50-1.15am Paw Patrol Berk 6.20 Shaun 6.30-7.00pm Arthur Squiggling! 3.30 Get Well Soon 3.45 TUESDAY As Mon except: Charlie and Lola 3.55 Boj 4.10 Meet WEDNESDAY As Mon except: the Kittens 4.15 My Pet and Me 4.30 4.30pm The Dumping Ground NEW 8.30am Dora and Friends 9.30- Andy’s Wild Adventures 4.45 Peter EPISODE 5.00-5.30pm My Life: The 10.00am Wallykazam! 3.30pm Dora Rabbit 5.00 Tree Fu Tom 5.20 Topsy Boy on the Bicycle NEW EPISODE and Friends 4.30-5.00 Wallykazam! and Tim 5.35 Footy Pups NEW 11.30 Paw Patrol 12.00m’t Dora and EPISODE 5.50 Nelly & Nora 6.00 WEDNESDAY As Mon except: Friends 12.25am Dora and Friends Clangers 6.10 Abney & Teal 6.20 In 4.30pm Nowhere Boys NEW EPISODE 12.50-1.15am Wallykazam! 5.00 Scream Street NEW EPISODE the Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm Story 5.10 Absolute Genius NEW EPISODE TUESDAY As Mon except: THURSDAY As Mon except: 5.45-6.00pm How to Be Epic 5.00pm Go Jetters 5.10- 8.00am Peppa Pig 9.30-10.00am 5.20pm Sarah & Duck Paw Patrol 3.00pm Peppa Pig THURSDAY As Mon except: 4.30-5.00 Paw Patrol 11.30 7.10am Shaun 7.20 Dennis 7.30- WEDNESDAY As Tue except: Peppa Pig 12.50-1.15am Paw Patrol 7.40am Blue Peter Bite NEW EDITION 5.00-5.10pm Mike the Knight Sofia the First Austin & Ally 4.30 Millie Inbetween NEW EPISODE FRIDAY As Mon except: 5.00-5.30pm Blue Peter NEW EDITION THURSDAY As Tue except: 8.00am Paw Patrol 9.00-10.00am Mon, Disney Jr HD, 5.10pm Tue, Disney HD, 5pm 5.00-5.10pm Everything’s Rosie Ben and Holly 3.00pm Paw Patrol Sofia meets a faun cursed by an Amid a week of Christmas As Mon except: FRIDAY 4.00-5.00 Ben and Holly 6.00-6.35 ice witch, and Princess Tiana specials, Dez becomes a cocky 4.30pm The Next Step NEW EPISODE FRIDAY As Tue except: Alvinnn!!! and the Chipmunks 11.30 4.50 Nowhere Boys 5.20 The CBBC 5.00-5.20pm Octonauts and the Great Paw Patrol 12.25-1.15am Ben and Holly helps them realise the meaning head elf at the mall’s Santa’s Official Chart Show NEW EDITION Christmas Rescue 6.00pm Charlie SKY of a true gift in a wintry episode. 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SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY 6.00am Good Luck SATURDAY SATURDAY 6.00am Wander 6.00am How to Rock 6.30 Make It 6.00am Mr Bean 6.30 Inspector Charlie 6.30 Girl Meets World 7.00 6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Over Yonder 6.30 Randy Cunningham Pop 7.00 Winx Club 7.30 Sam & Gadget 7.00 Sonic Boom 7.30 Austin & Ally 7.25 Access All Areas: 6.55 Doc McStuffins 7.15 Curious 7.00 Hulk NEW EPISODE 7.30 Marvel Avengers Assemble 8.00 Cat 8.00 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn Wabbit 8.00 Tom & Jerry 8.30 Music 7.30 Evermoor 8.00 Liv & George 7.45 Captain Jake 8.00 Kids’ TV Guide 8.30 Thundermans 9.00 Henry The Tom & Jerry Show 9.00 Maddie 8.25 Access All Areas: Music Sofia the First 8.25 Sheriff Callie’s Guardians of the Galaxy NEW EPISODE 8.30 Ultimate Spider-Man Danger 9.30 100 Things to Do Scooby-Doo! Mystery Inc 9.30 Be 8.30 KC Undercover 9.00 Austin & Wild West 8.55 Doc McStuffins Before High School 10.00 Game Ally 9.30 The Good Dinosaur: Access 9.00 Star Wars Rebels NEW EPISODE Cool, Scooby-Doo! 10.00 FILM 9.10 Henry Hugglemonster 9.35 9.30 Star Wars: Droid Tales NEW Shakers 10.30 Bella 11.00 Sam & Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars! All Areas 9.45 Girl Meets World Sofia the First 10.00 NEW Pop Cat 11.30 Thundermans 10.15 Access All Areas Unlocked EPISODE 10.00 Pickle and Peanut 11.30 Tom & Jerry 12.00 Wabbit Star Minnie 10.30 Curious George 10.30 Gravity Falls 11.00 Star vs the 12.00noon Victorious 12.30pm iCarly 10.25 Bunk’d 10.50 Access All Areas: 12.30pm Bugs Bunny 1.00 Looney 11.00 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West Forces of Evil 11.30 Gamers Guide to… 1.00 Thundermans 1.30 Victorious Music 10.55 KC Undercover 11.25 11.25 Zou 11.40 Henry 12.00noon Lab Rats: Bionic Island 2.00 iCarly 2.30 Thundermans Tunes 1.30 Sylvester & Tweety Minnie’s Fashion Challenge 11.30 Hugglemonster Doc NEW EPISODE 12.30pm Mighty Med 3.00 Victorious 3.30 Sam & Cat 2.00 Pepe Le Pew 2.30 Wabbit Jessie 11.55 Access All Areas: Music 12.10pm 3.00 Daffy Duck 3.30 Looney McStuffins 12.30 Sheriff Callie’s 1.00 Gravity Falls 1.30 Phineas and 4.00 Thundermans 5.00 FILM 12.00noon Girl Meets World Ferb 2.30 Star vs the Forces of Evil Merry Christmas, & Josh 6.45 Tunes 4.00 Bugs & Daffy 12.30pm Evermoor 1.00 I Didn’t Do Wild West 12.45 Jake 1.00 4.30 Wabbit 5.00 FILM Henry Hugglemonster 1.25 3.00 Pickle and Peanut 3.30 Gravity Fred 7.00 iCarly 7.30 Sam & Cat It 1.30 Liv & Maddie 2.30 Austin & Falls 4.30 Phineas and Ferb Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Doc McStuffins 1.55 Minnie’s 8.00 FILM Merry Christmas, Drake & Ally 3.00 Evermoor 3.30 Factory 7.00 Wabbit 7.30 Be Bow-Toons 2.00 Sofia the First 5.00 Marvel Avengers Assemble Josh 9.45 Fred 10.00 iCarly KC Undercover 4.00 Jessie 5.30 Ultimate Spider-Man 6.00 12.00m’t Teleshopping 3.00am Cool, Scooby-Doo! 4.25 Minnie’s Fashion Challenge 2.55 Minnie’s Bow-Toons 3.00 Guardians of the Galaxy 6.30 Star Genie in the House 3.50 Summer in 8.00 Tom & Jerry 8.30 Mr Bean 4.30 Girl Meets World 5.00 Liv Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 3.30 Wars Rebels 7.00 Phineas and Ferb Transylvania 4.15 Renford Rejects 9.00 Garfield 10.00 LazyTown & Maddie 5.30 Austin & Ally 6.00 Jake 4.00 Curious George 4.25 7.30 Gamers Guide to… 8.00 Lab 4.40 House of Anubis 5.05- 11.00 Garfield 12.00m’t Evermoor 7.00 Jessie 7.55 Access Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 4.45 Rats: Bionic Island 8.30 Mighty Med 6.00am LazyTown 12.50am Garfield All Areas: Music 8.00 Austin & Ally Doc McStuffins 5.10 Sofia the First 9.00 Gravity Falls 9.30 Wander Over 8.30 Liv & Maddie 9.00 Good Luck 5.40 Henry Hugglemonster 6.00 Yonder 10.00 Randy Cunningham SUNDAY As Saturday except: 2.00 LazyTown 3.10 Garfield 4.10 LazyTown 5.00-6.00am Garfield Charlie 10.00 Violetta 10.55 Mickey Miles from Tomorrow 6.15 Captain 10.50 Dude, That’s My Ghost! 11.40 10.00am Game Shakers 10.35- Mouse 11.00 Hannah Jake 6.30 Curious George 7.00 12.30am 11.00am Bella 5.00pm FILM SUNDAY As Saturday except: 11.30pm-12.00m’t Groove High Sofia the First 7.25 Doc McStuffins American Dragon 12.50 Randy Santa Hunters 6.30 Sam & Cat 10.00am-12.00noon FILM Willy 7.55 Whisker Haven Tales 8.00 Cunningham 1.15 Boyster 1.40 7.00 FILM Jinxed 8.30-10.00pm As Saturday except: Wonka and the Chocolate Factory SUNDAY Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 8.25 Kid vs Kat 2.20 Kick Buttowski FILM Santa Hunters: Adventure. 8.00am FILM Zapped: Fantasy 2.00-2.30pm Speedy Gonzales Henry Hugglemonster 8.55 Zou 3.10 I’m in the Band 4.00 Pair 5.00pm FILM Scooby-Doo! comedy. 9.45 Bunk’d 10.15 The of Kings 4.45 Hulk 5.10 Marvel MONDAY Good Dinosaur: Access All Areas 9.10 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Mask of the Blue Falcon Avengers Assemble 5.35-6.00am 6.00am iCarly 6.30 Victorious 10.30-10.55am Liv & Maddie 9.35 Art Attack 10.05 Mouk Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors 7.00 Thundermans 7.30 6.30-7.00pm Daffy Duck 10.20 Henry Hugglemonster Every Witch Way 8.00 MONDAY 11.20 Jungle Junction SUNDAY As Saturday except: Bella 8.30 iCarly 9.00 MONDAY 6.00am Kirby Buckets 6.30 Austin & 11.45pm-12.00m’t The Hive 9.30-10.00am Phineas and Ferb Thundermans 10.00 6.00am Mr Bean 6.30 Ally 7.00 Jessie 7.30 Liv & Maddie 12.00noon-12.30pm Lab Rats 100 Things to Do Before Inspector Gadget 7.00 8.00 KC Undercover 8.30 I Didn’t SUNDAY As Saturday except: 8.00-8.30pm Lab Rats 5.35- High School 10.30 Tom and Jerry Tales 7.30 Do It 8.55 Mickey Mouse 9.00 10.00am FILM The Little Mermaid 6.00am Ultimate Spider-Man iCarly 11.00 Bella Bugs Bunny 8.00 Be Liv & Maddie 9.30 Austin & Ally II: Return to the Sea: Animation. 6.00am Star Wars: The 11.30 Victorious Cool, Scooby-Doo! 8.30 10.00 Jessie 11.00 Girl Meets World 10.55 Curious George 11.20- MONDAY 12.00noon Thundermans Sonic Boom 8.45 George of 11.25am Minnie’s Bow-Toons New Yoda Chronicles 6.30 Gravity 11.30 Liv & Maddie 11.55 Mickey Falls 7.30 Star vs the Forces of Evil 1.00pm Victorious 2.30 Game the Jungle 9.00 Inspector Gadget Mouse 12.00noon Austin & Ally Shakers 3.00 Thundermans 5.00 MONDAY 8.00 Wander Over Yonder 8.15 9.30 Riders of Berk 10.00 12.30pm Jessie 1.00 I Didn’t Do It Phineas and Ferb 8.30 Star Wars Make it Pop 5.30 How to Rock 6.00 George of the Jungle 1.30 Kirby Buckets 2.00 Austin 6.00am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Game Shakers NEW EPISODE 6.25 Curious George 6.55 Rebels 9.00 Gravity Falls 10.00 10.30 Looney Tunes 11.00 Chowder & Ally 2.30 Girl Meets World Phineas and Ferb 11.00 Penn Zero Christmas special. 6.30 Sam & Cat Captain Jake 7.10 Miles from 11.30 Inspector Gadget 3.25 Access All Areas: Music 11.30 Wander Over Yonder 7.00 Instant Mom 7.30 Game Tomorrow 7.30 Sheriff Callie’s 12.00noon Scooby-Doo! Mystery 3.30 Austin & Ally 4.00 Liv & 12.00noon Gravity Falls 1.00pm Shakers 8.00 Make it Pop Wild West 7.45 Henry Inc 12.30pm What’s New Maddie 4.30 Bunk’d 4.55 Access Phineas and Ferb 1.30 Hulk 8.30 How to Rock 9.00 Make It Pop Hugglemonster 8.00 Curious Scooby-Doo? 1.00 Tom and Jerry All Areas: Music 5.00 KC Undercover 2.00 Marvel Avengers Assemble 2.30 9.30 How to Rock 10.00 iCarly George 8.30 Doc McStuffins Tales 1.30 Tom & Jerry 2.00 NEW EPISODE Christmas special. Ultimate Spider-Man 3.00 Star Wars 11.00 How to Rock 11.30 Wendell & 5.30 Evermoor NEW EPISODE 8.55 The Hive 9.10 Doc Files Rebels 4.00 Pickle and Peanut 4.30 Vinnie 12.00m’t Teleshopping Garfield 2.30 Sonic Boom 3.00 9.15 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse George of the Jungle 5.55 Descendants Wicked World Star vs the Forces of Evil 5.00 Gravity 3.00am Genie in the House 3.50 9.45 Henry Hugglemonster Falls 5.30 Phineas and Ferb 6.00 Summer in Transylvania 4.15 3.30 Tom & Jerry 4.00 Inspector 6.00 Liv & Maddie 6.30 Jessie 7.00 Evermoor 7.30 That’s So 10.10 Doc McStuffins 10.40 Gamers Guide to… 6.30 Lab Rats: Renford Rejects 4.40 House of Gadget 4.15 George of the Jungle Bionic Island 7.00 Mighty Med 7.30 Anubis 5.05-6.00am Life with Boys Raven 7.55 Access All Areas: Music Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 11.00 4.30 Sonic Boom 5.00 Be Cool, 8.00 Sonny with a Chance 8.30 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 11.25 Guardians of the Galaxy 8.00 Marvel As Mon except: Scooby-Doo! 5.30 Wabbit 6.00 Boy Meets World 9.00 Good Luck Whisker Haven Tales 11.35 Jake Avengers Assemble 8.30 Hulk 9.00 TUESDAY Tom & Jerry 6.30 George of the Wander Over Yonder 9.30 Boyster 7.00-7.30am iCarly 8.00-8.30am Charlie 10.00 Violetta 11.00 12.00noon Sofia the First 10.00 Randy Cunningham 10.50 Game Shakers 1.00pm 100 Things Jungle 6.45 Mr Bean 7.00 Sonic Hannah Montana 11.30pm- 12.55pm Minnie’s Bow-Toons 1.00 Dude, That’s My Ghost! 11.40 Rated A to Do Before High School 2.00-2.30 Boom 7.30 Inspector Gadget 12.00m’t Groove High Doc McStuffins 2.00 Sofia the for Awesome 12.30am American Sam & Cat 3.00 Thundermans 8.00 What’s New Scooby-Doo? First 2.30 Sheriff Callie’s Wild West 8.30 Tom & Jerry 9.00 Garfield TUESDAY As Mon except: Dragon 12.50 Randy Cunningham 5.30-6.00 Instant Mom 7.30 See 2.45 Jake: Children’s fun. 3.00 1.15 Boyster 1.40 Kid vs Kat 2.20 Dad Run 8.00 Thundermans 10.00 LazyTown 11.00 Garfield 7.30-8.00am Evermoor 4.30pm Jessie 5.00-5.30 Austin & Ally NEW Jake’s Buccaneer Blast 3.05 Kick Buttowski 3.10 I’m in the Band 8.30-9.00pm Instant Mom 12.00m’t LazyTown 12.50am Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 3.30 4.00 Pair of Kings 4.45 Hulk Garfield 2.00 LazyTown 3.10 EPISODE 10.00 Violetta WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 10.55-11.00pm Mickey Mouse Henry Hugglemonster 4.00 5.10 Marvel Avengers Assemble Garfield 4.10 LazyTown Curious George 4.25 Sheriff 5.35-6.00am Ultimate Spider-Man 7.00-7.30am Victorious 8.00- 5.00-6.00am Garfield 8.30am Sam & Cat 1.00pm iCarly WEDNESDAY As Tue except: Callie’s Wild West 4.45 Doc 5.00pm Liv & Maddie NEW EPISODE McStuffins 5.10 Sofia the First TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY 2.00-2.30 Sam & Cat 3.00 TUESDAY As Mon except: As Mon except: Christmas special. 5.30-5.55 KC NEW EPISODE 5.40 Henry Thundermans 5.00-6.30 FILM 7.30am Wabbit 8.00-8.30am 2.30-3.00pm Ultimate Spider-Man: A Fairly Odd Movie 2: Fairly Odd Undercover 6.00-6.30 Evermoor Hugglemonster NEW EPISODE Scooby-Doo! Mystery Inc 7.00-7.30 Sonny with a Chance Web Warriors 4.00-4.30 Star Christmas 7.30 See Dad Run 5.00pm Scooby-Doo! Mystery 6.00 Miles from Tomorrow NEW Wars Rebels 6.30-7.00 Lab Rats 8.00-9.30pm FILM A Fairly Odd 8.00-8.30pm I Didn’t Do It Inc 5.30 Bugs Bunny 6.00- EPISODE 6.15 Captain Jake 7.30-8.00pm Ultimate Spider-Man Movie 2: A Fairly Odd Christmas 6.45 Sofia the First 7.35 Doc 6.30pm Tom & Jerry Show THURSDAY As Wed except: THURSDAY As Tue except: Liv & Maddie McStuffins 8.00 Sheriff Callie’s THURSDAY As Mon except: 7.30-8.00am 6.00-6.30am Star Wars: Droid Tales WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 5.00-5.30pm Dog with a Blog NEW Wild West NEW EPISODE 8.25 7.00-7.30am Game Shakers 8.00- Henry Hugglemonster 8.55 Zou 3.00 Star Wars Rebels: The Siege 8.30am iCarly 1.00pm How to 6.00pm FILM Cats & Dogs EPISODE Christmas special. 9.10 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse of Lothal 4.00-4.30 Phineas and Rock 2.00-2.30 Sam & Cat 7.45-8.30pm Tom & Jerry As Mon except: 9.35 Art Attack 10.05 Mouk Ferb 5.00 Pickle and Peanut NEW 3.00 Thundermans 5.00 FRIDAY EPISODE 5.30 Two More Eggs THURSDAY As Mon except: 8.30-8.55am Dog with a Blog 10.20 Henry Hugglemonster SpongeBob 5.30-6.00 iCarly 7.30 5.45-6.00pm Phineas and Ferb See Dad Run 8.00 SpongeBob 7.30am Wabbit 8.00-8.30am 2.30pm Girl Meets World 3.00- 11.20 Jungle Junction 8.30-9.00pm iCarly What’s New Scooby-Doo? 3.25 Evermoor 3.30 Evermoor 11.45pm-12.00m’t The Hive FRIDAY As Tue except: 4.30pm FILM Cats & Dogs 4.00 KC Undercover 4.30 Liv 6.00am Star Wars: Droid Tales 6.30 FRIDAY As Mon except: 6.15 Tom & Jerry 6.30- & Maddie 5.00 Girl Meets World TUESDAY-FRIDAY Gravity Falls 7.00 Pickle and Peanut 1.00pm Victorious 2.00-2.30 Sam 7.00pm Wabbit NEW EPISODE 5.30 Bunk’d As Mon except: 7.30 Two More Eggs 7.45-8.00am & Cat 3.00 Thundermans NEW EPISODE 6.00 FILM Full Out 6.15pm Jake and the Neverland Star vs the Forces of Evil 3.00pm Star 5.00-6.00 NEW Ho Ho Holiday FRIDAY As Mon except: 7.35 Austin & Ally 8.00-9.00 Pirates 6.30 Curious George 7.00 Wars: Droid Tales 3.30-5.00 Star Wars Special 7.30 See Dad Run 8.00- 6.00-6.30pm The Tom Evermoor 10.00 Violetta Sofia the First 7.25 Doc McStuffins Rebels 5.30-6.00 Pickle and Peanut 9.00pm Ho Ho Holiday Special & Jerry Show 10.55-11.00pm Mickey Mouse 7.55-8.00pm Minnie’s Bow-Toons 5.35-6.00am Guardians of the Galaxy SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY VIRGIN SKY SKY VIRGIN +1hour 605 713 +1hour 618 731 +1hour 610 725 +1hour 612 +1hour 608 708

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IN 2015 we honour the 50th anniversary of the formation of the renowned Red Arrows – one of the world’s premier aerobatic display teams, comprised of skilled, highly-experienced pilots and distinctive Hawk T1 jets. Encapsulating speed, agility and precision, the famed Red Arrows are now commemorated by an heirloom watch. A prestigious tribute to these aviation icons, this heirloom watch features a rugged stainless steel casing and strap. Inspired by the high-tech cockpit design of Hawk T1 jets, the dial showcases three precision chronograph dials with minute and second stop-start function and a Hawk jet design in addition to a date display. The precision Quartz movement watch’s reverse is etched with a Red Arrows formation design, ‘Red Arrows’ and words associated with this elite British aviation display team. This edition will only be available from The Bradford Exchange, and your purchase is covered by our 120-day guarantee. Applications are now open and this offer is likely Shown larger than actual size. Bezel measures 1.8 inches 4.65 cm) in to attract considerable interest, not just from watch collectors, so prompt application diameter. Strap (inc. buckle) measures 8.3 inches (21 cm) in length. is advised. REAR OF THE CASING: KEY DETAILS Reverse features an etched ,=,5;! 9LK (YYV^Z MVYTH[PVU [O HUUP]LYZHY` JOYVUVNYHWOKPHSZHUK/H^R;QL[[YPI\[LZ-9,, Red Arrows Hawk T1 jet HUKJLSLIYH[PVUVMWYLZ[PNPV\Z/H^R;QL[Z VMJOHYNL-HJ[*HYK formation design in addition /0./:7,*0-0*(;065!0U[LUKLKHZHWYLZ[PNPV\Z *6<3+ ), @6<9: -69 Ƌ   WS\Z Ƌ   to ‘Red Arrows’ and words JVSSLJ[VYZī[PTLWPLJL[OPZLSP[L^H[JOMLH[\YLZH : /WH`HISLPUMP]LPU[LYLZ[MYLLPUZ[HSTLU[ZVM associated with this elite K\YHISLZ[HPUSLZZZ[LLSJHZPUNHUKZ[YHWWYLJPZPVU Ƌ LHJO7H`UV[OPUNUV^ aviation display team

FORMAL APPLICATION: THE RED ARROWS HAWK T1 50TH ANNIVERSARY COMMEMORATIVE WATCH DO NOT SEND ANY PAYMENT WITH THIS APPLICATION: if successful, you will be notified in writing within 7 days ‘Red Arrows YES, I wish to apply for ______(Qty) of the Send this c oupon to: THE BRADFORD EXCHANGE, PO BOX 653, STOKE-ON-TRENT, ST4 4RA Hawk T1’ 50th Anniversary Commemorative Watch for Order reference: Offer closes: Apply by telephone on just £25.99 (plus £9.99 S&H)*, followed by four further 12/12/2015 interest-free monthly instalments of just £25.99 each – that’s P322579 0333 003 0019 only £129.95 (plus £9.99 S&H)*. Each is accompanied by a Title Mr Mrs Ms Miss Other ______Certificate of Authenticity, a custom-designed presentation case and a Fact Card – FREE of charge. Name I do not need to send any money now. If my application Address is successful I will be notified in writing within 7 days. I understand the watch is covered by your 120-day money- back guarantee. I confirm I am 18 years or over. Postcode Telephone (0 ) To apply now, send the coupon below. For priority, call now, on 0333 003 0019 Email Lines open Mon-Fri 9.00am -8.00pm and Sat 9.00am-5.30pm. Please note, we may contact you via email with information about your order Applications should be received no later than: 12/12/2015 Signature

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