Council Dance Hear Holloway Tomorrow Monday At Fairmont Room D2

VOL. X—No. 2 SAX FRANCISCO, JANUARY 19, 1934 FRIDAY TITLE D TO FUTURE USF SITE • K CEMETERY LANDS Annual Retreat Date Advanced to Jan. 30 DEEDED TO BOARD -H- By THE EDITOR OF USF TRUSTEES HAPPY NEW YEAR. Best news O'Toole Collides HOLLOWAY TO GIVE Battle On Casaba Courts Near of the year is the signing of the docu­ DEVOTIONS TO BE ments which will finally affect the With Car In Dash Gigantic Program Nearing transfer of the cemetery properties HELD IN COLLEGE RADIO TALK JAN. 22 As Juniors Challenge Seniors to the university. The papers were Completion After To Morning Class Two Years signed on New Year's Eve. Some­ IN K.AJ\LECTURE Rancour still rankling after the down the greensward all that long thing of prophecy or symbolism in CHURCHON 3 DAYS zero to nothing tie result of the and cold afternoon, no decision could that. Mayhap it was more than the A few minutes to eight o'clock dash ended in bruises and contusions senior-junior football battle last fall, be reached. The slightly stronger 'INVEST IN YOUTH' birth of 1934. After having success­ Commercial Side of Radio the junior class president, Leo junior offense broke itself against the fully weathered the worst blows of Reverend James Henry Will for Tom O'Toole, '36, as he collided with a moving automobile on Twenty- To Be Subject of Murphy, threw down the gauntlet to stubborn senior defence. Fraction of Purchase Price the depression, the old ship USF Conduct Spiritual Bernard Wiesinger, senior class Each class claimed at least a may be headed for the smoother sail­ first street last Tuesday morning. KFRC Head Now Needed to Make Exercises In an effort to be on time for his leader, who accepted the challenge moral victory. But such are un­ ing which will materialize the and chose basketballs for weapons satisfactory and open the way to Final Payment "greater" ideal. early morning class, O'Toole was so WILL BE HELD IN D2 IS GRADUATE OF USF intent on making speed that he did with which to renew the class duel. derision and ridicule. not notice a car approaching from Words Start Feud Breach Reopened By ROBERT HALSING, '85 President Horgan to Intro­ The football game, which was to With the end of the Christmas On the eve of the birth of the new * GIFTS AND TRIBUTES. It is only Preparation Being Made by an alley way. When hit Tom and his books were scattered in the duce Speaker to decide the supremacy of the two up­ holidays the breach was reopened. year, the agreement of sale for the fitting that the student body should Father Mootz, per classes, began with a series of Jibes and jeers began to flow. The Masonic cemetery was signed by the make some gesture of regret to the vicinity. Audience Dean Fortunately, O'Toole was able to verbal clashes regarding the prowess situation became intolerable. Class cemetery association officials and the departure of that friend to us all— of the classes. officers realized the risk of allowing University of San Francisco board of Father Flynn. What could he cherish arise unaided. Upon inspection of Kappa Alpha Phi continues its The annual retreat exercises of the his person he discovered a sore ankle Deeds were substituted for the rivalry to continue. "It must be trustees, and a dream of a greater more than the best wishes which will ambitious series of lectures on next words with a declaration of war. decided for once and for all," they USF began to take on the reality be manifested in the signatures students of the University of San and a few bruises, but, on recovering Monday, January 22, as it presents Francisco will be conducted this year his composure, was able to continue Teams were chosen to represent said. promised by the "Invest in Youth" which are now being signed in the the first speaker of the spring semes­ the two classes. They donned their According to present plans, the campaign. office? This will accompany the stu­ by Rev. Father James Henry, S.J., to school. ter. The speaker will be Mr. Harri­ of Blessed Sacrament Church, Holly­ gear and went out to the football game is to be played as a preliminary The drive for funds conducted un­ dent body gift to Father Flynn. son Holloway, manager of radio sta­ field to do battle. to the proposed varsity vs. alumni der the auspices of the university in wood, California. tion KFRC, who will discuss "The The retreat will be held on Jan­ No Decision game to take place at the end of the the winter ot 1932 brought in a total TRYOUTS HELD FOR Commercial Side of Radio". Though the battle raged up and basketball season. of pledges amounting to $286,549.99. IMPRESSIVE. Once or twice dur­ uary 30 and 31, and February 1, it Mr. Holloway was chosen to speak S3 was announced today by Rev. Father Of this sum $232,155.60 was actually ing the last term a few remarks in on this unique subject because of the collected, leaving a total of $54,- this column criticized the appearance John P. Mootz, dean of men of the high place which he holds in the university. Y.M.I. CONTEST 394.39 in unfulfilled pledges. of the Little Theatre stage without a realm of radio. He is not only man­ FROSH START PLANS Remote Control The terms of the agreement signed backdrop. At the Christmas Formal, Father Henry is an alumnus of ager of KFRC, but also a master of USF. He made his religious studies Be last December will give to the uni­ through some necromancy, Norman Oratorical Finals Will ceremonies of note, and although Used By Foghorn versity title to the lands south of Petersen managed to obtain an at Valkenburg, Holland, and at still a young man he was one of the FOR ANNUAL DANCE Woodstock, Maryland. Held February 9 Golden Gate avenue, projected, for attractive backdrop, which added pioneers of radio in this country and For Bear Game the purchase price of $290,000.00. greatly to the colorful appearance of Orator of Experience Tryouts for the annual YMI ora­ had much to do with its early de­ Fandango Will Be Held on There is a deficit to be made up the stage setting. It would be fine if Father Henry is an orator of note torical contest were held yesterday velopment. St. Patrick's Day Work comes before pleasure, but higher than the existing balance on we could keep that curtain, or at and has had long experience in giv­ in the College hall. Approximately Radio In Business hand, amounting to $57,844.40, least one similar to it. ing the spiritual exercises to Catholic 20 applicants appeared before the The subject, "The Commercial the FOGHORN staff on last Tuesday Plans for the annual Freshman night managed by the use of remote $54,394.39 of which is designated as schools and colleges throughout the judges and presented short orations. Side of Radio", is indeed an interest­ unredeemed pledges. country as well as to private retreat Fandango, foremost social affair of control to combine the two while the Scheduled for February 9, the ing one since radio "is still in com­ the school year, are already being While the actual purchase of the RIVALRY. They just couldn't groups. finals will be held in the College hall. parative infancy and consequently score remained tied up at 24-all. The date for the retreat has been made, according to an announcement Then it became mixed with displeas­ property has not as yet taken place, get along. The late bitterness, which Sponsored annually by Ignatian coun­ little thought has been given to its by Jack Ferdon, frosh prexy. the agreement has been signed and after all was just in fun, between the advanced from that set forth in the cil of the YMI, it presents the best great possibilities. Radio today holds ure with the final verdict. catalogue, according to which it was St. Patrick's day, March 17, has initial payments made. As soon as junior and senior classes, crops up of the university orators to the stu­ a vital spot in the life of the average been submitted and approved as the The staff were biting their nails the bodies have been disinterred, again with challenges made and to have ended on the 24th of Feb­ dent body. person and it will be interesting to with anxiety until Don McCarthy ruary, so that it will now end with tentative date upon which the dance which will take three or four months, accepted for a basketball game. The prize to be awarded to the best analyze this position in regard to the will be held. This is the day upon established telephone connection with the deed to the property will be for­ According to the understanding, a general Holy Communion on Feb­ speaker is a gold medal. spread of education and culture and another shut-in who was tuned in on ruary 2. which the Fandango has taken place mally handed over to the board of the game will be played as a pre­ According to Prof. J. Baker Bas­ the creation of new wants through in former years. the game. trustees. liminary to a varsity vs. alumni This date, February 2, is a most sett, one of the judges, several excel­ advertising. As yet no announcement has been A two-year option for the property game. appropriate day on which to end this lent talks were delivered. Mr. Holloway will point out the annual retreat as that day is the forthcoming as to the place, price or bounded by Turk street, Parker ave­ * * * Announcement of those who will great volume of advertising now music. These items are to be deter­ nue, the projection of Golden Gate First Friday of the Month and is the carried by radio and will discuss RUMORS. Although it has been participate in the finals will be made mined by a committee which will be USF COUNCIL IN avenue, and Masonic avenue, is also Feast of the Purification of our in the next issue of the FOGHORN. the advantages of radio advertis­ definitely decided by the publications Blessed Mother. selected by the class officers in a in the hands of the trustees and im­ The prize last year was won by ing as opposed to other mediums, mediate efforts will be made to obtain council that there is to be no year­ The spiritual exercises consist of short time. Thomas O'Connor, '34, with the showing also the problems peculiar FAIRMONT DANCE funds for its future purchase. book or even senior book for this Mass, retreat lectures, Stations of the to it. year, it may be that this senior class speech entitled "Prometheus Is Inaugurated several years ago by Cross, the recitation of the Rosary, Dead". Invite Students may not have to leave these hallowed and Benediction each day, with a Ferdon'35 Directs Two Institutes Combine to Father Edward Whelan, then presi­ John Horgan, president of Kappa dent of the university, this dream of halls without the traditional com­ general Holy Communion and the Alpha Phi, will introduce Mr. Hollo­ Promote Affair memoration. Apostolic Blessing on the fourth day. the Jesuit Fathers is at last taking Student Speaker way to an audience which will in­ Club In Stage Hit the shape of reality. If the vague whisperings that are clude members of both Kappa Alpha A joint dance given by USF Coun­ circulating have foundation in fact, Letter Is Drawn Phi and Tau Delta Beta. Martin Under the direction of William cil No. 77, YMI, and Carmel Insti­ the seniors are planning to take care Morley, publicity director of the so­ Ferdon, former featured player in tute No. 2, YLI, will be held in the Halsing Elected As of the situation with some sort of PI DELTA PI WILL ciety, cordially invites all other in­ "Icebound", "Wings Over Europe", Gold Room of the Fairmont Hotel to­ publication which will be both in­ The student speaker group made terested students to attend. and numerous other College Players further progress this week as a form morrow evening, January 20. expensive and fitting. The lecture will be held in D2 at productions, "Louder Please" was Pipe And Pen Prexy letter was drawn up by the secretary. USF council, founded only last RECEIVETCESHMEN 11:45 on Monday, January 22. This presented last Friday evening by the Mimeographed copies of this will be August, has progressed with rapid will be the fourth in the new series drama division of the Junior Olym­ made and sent to various schools, strides in council activity. Member­ Pipe and Pen, honorary journalis­ DUMB ATHLETES. Somehow the of lectures which was begun last pics. Candidates to Be Examined clubs and other organizations. ship is restricted to USF graduates tic society, met on last Monday for idea has grown that cadaverous col­ semester and which is bringing prom­ The Norman Krasna comedy which In February The letter contains a list of sub­ and seniors. All those eligible are the purpose of electing its officers lege men who wear glasses are inent and representative speakers starred Lee Tracy during its first for the coming semester. usually the honor students; while jects on which speakers from the invited to join by making contact before the students. Broadway run was presented in the Robert Halsing, present managing those whose clothes reflect the popu­ Following the policy of former university are prepared. Topics are with the membership committee, little theatre of the Olympic club. editor of the FOGHORN, was chosen lar modes in style are generally years, Pi Delta Pi, lower division listed under the following divisions: headed by Jack Graham, '34. Managerial arrangements were han­ as president to succeed Bernard conceived to be the activities men honor society, will initiate new mem­ Civic interest, economics, English, dled by Jack Freed. The coirrmittee in charge of the Wiesinger. Noel Dyer, news editor, and campus politicians. Also the bers early in February. A meeting journalism, science, philosophy and STORY WRITERS TO Among those in the cast were Ned dance tomorrow evening promises an was chosen as vice-president, with opinion is that participation on any will be held during the last week of miscellaneous. Burns, John Duff, Dick Roberts, enjoyable time. As this affair is the Joe St. Amant, assistant sports edi­ athletic team has such a deleterious January and eligible students of the Besides the subjects enumerated Charles Keenan, and Bill Quinn. first of its kind attempted by the new tor, as secretary. effect on gray matter that it is im­ freshman class will be considered for in the letter, any suggestions will be GETAWARDSTODAY council, a large crowd is expected. membership. Burns, playing the role created by At this meeting the topic of hold­ possible for an athlete to obtain good received and speakers prepared on The music will be furnished by Ted As the aim of the society is the Tracy, appeared last year on the ing a Pipe and Pen banquet was grade standings. them if possible. The students who Winners of Contest Assemble USF stage. Fio Rito's orchestra and dancing will promotion of interest in both classi­ sponsored the plan are well satisfied again brought up. This" affair was A direct refutation of those opin­ last until 1 a.m. All tickets will be proposed last year but owing to finan­ cal and modern English literature, with the progress the organization In Foghorn Office sold at the door at the admission ionated minds is the fine scholastic only those students who rank high cial difficulties it was dropped until achievements of the members of the has made, and anticipate widespread price of 7 5 cents. in their English classes are eligible. interest. Winners of the FOGHORN short Pacific College this semester. USF basketball team. Playing under Other qualifications necessary are story contest will assemble in the of­ The committee to arrange the ban­ a coach who won high scholastic satisfactory marks in all courses and fice of the school sheet today to re­ Stages New Play quet will be appointed during the honors while attending this univer­ an interest in literature. Fr. Flynn Seen To ceive their awards. As announced at Students To Send next week. sity, these men ranked among the Applicants will be informally ex­ the close of the contest, held last very highest in grade standing. STOCKTON, January 12.—The amined before being accepted into Train By Students semester, Edward Murphy, Vincent third production in the College of Fr. Flynn Present Calendar of the Week And although Mr. William Leiser, membership. The date for these in­ Fallon and Samuel Wicklowe topped Pacific Little Theatre season will be sports writer, doubted the veracity terviews will be determined by the the list of contestants, ranking in the Leonid Andreyev's great play, "He Rev. Hubert J. Flynn, S.J., left for The executive committee has em­ TODAY—International Relations of Mervin Houser, publicity director, executive committee of Pi Delta Pi order named. Who Gets Slapped", starring Director Santa Barbara last Saturday at 8:30 powered Frank McStocker, student examination of the office records at the next meeting. As the author of "Winter's Night", De Marcus Brown in the role of He. Club, 11:45; Senior Class Meet- p.m. to become pastor of Our Lady body president, to buy a suitable gift show that Houser need not stand which took first place, Murphy, a The play will be given this week, on ing, Bl, 11:45; Y.M.I. Basket­ of Sorrows Church. for Father Flynn, who has left his abashed under the light of Diogenes' senior, will receive a gold pin. Vin Friday and Saturday nights, January ball Game, Kezar, 8:00 p.m. famed lantern. A group of students and alumni Fallon is the winner of the second post as dean of studies to take over 12 and 13, at the Pacific Little the pastorship of Our Lady of Sor­ Father Morton Back saw Fr. Flynn off, among them being prize, a fountain pen. "Battered Theatre. SATURDAY—Rugby Game, Bar­ Student Body President Frank Mc­ rows Church in Santa Barbara. Portable" was the title of Fallon's Andreyev attempts to portray, in barians, Ewing Field, 2:00 To Teaching Duties Stocker. story. A testimonial to Fr. Flynn has p.m. Father Flynn expressed to his for­ the play, his conception of man as been posted in the main office to be Consular Talks Is The third award will be presented related to life. It is full of symbolism Father Morton, S.J., has returned mer students his regret in leaving the to Wicklowe. His story was entitled signed by all of the students. The MONDAY—K.A.P. Lecture, D2, university. and dramatic scenes, with a circus testimonial and gift will be sent to from his trip abroad and has re­ "The Gavel". lounge room as its background. 11:45. International Plan sumed his duties teaching religion him at Santa Barbara. and ethics. Father Morton's place' The production, according to re­ TUESDAY—FOGHORN Staff was taken in his absence by Father ports, stacks up as an excellent one Meets, 10:45; Executive Board For the first time of the spring Father White Maclnnis Elected and one of the most ambitious pieces semester, the International Relations Albert I. Whelan, recently appointed Mothers' Guild To Meeting, Francesca Room, dean of the college. the Pacific Little Theatre has yet at­ club met last Friday in Room B2 to New Moderator To Vacated Post tempted. De Marcus Brown's por­ 11:45. outline a program for the coming trayal of He is one of the finest bits Hold Card Party year. WEDNESDAY—Skull and Sledge. Father Victor White, S.J., has been ever seen on the Pacific stage. SENIORS! Because Robert Little, who was Dramatics Office, 11:45; Glee According to Malcolm Macdonald, There will be a meeting of named to till the post of faculty mod­ president of the Philhistorian debate Inaugurating a new series of ac­ president, the club plans to have the Club Meeting, 11:45. the senior class in room lit to­ erator of the FOGHORN left vacant society, had withdrawn from school, CO-OP ANNOUNCEMENT tivities for the present semester, the members of the various consulates in last week by the resignation of Mr. day, 11:45. Business affecting an election for his vacated office Tickets for the Orpheum the­ Jesuit Mothers' Guild will hold a THURSDAY—Pipe and Pen Meet, San Francisco address its meetings the interests of each senior is James J. Gill. was held last week. James Martin monster card party in the university ater are now on sale at the 11:45. at least once a month. to be discussed. The officers of Mr. Gill had held the moderator- Maclnnis was chosen for the office. Coop at regular prices for the auditorium Saturday, January 27. All students of the university with the class request the attend­ ship almost since the first publica­ Other officers elected were George convenience of students of the Proceeds from the affair will be used FRIDAY—International Clnb the exception of the incoming fresh­ ance of all. tion of the FOGHORN a number of in financially assisting the Jesuit Fogarty, secretary, and Peter McGee, university. Meet, 11:45. men are entitled to membership. years ago. sergeant-at-arms. novitiate at Los Gatos. Page Two THE FOGHORN San Francisco, January 19, 1934

"Strange Interlude" and "Mourning tered, Richard, in a rather melodra­ good counsel. The drollery of this Richard are rectified and the Mil­ Becomes Electra". matic mood, goes out and gets scene makes it hugely entertain­ ler family rests content. Captain Campbell After these last two had been pro­ unintentionally drunk in the com­ ing and yet it suggests the tragic Each and every one of the charac­ Phone GAr&eld 08«4 duced there were those who charged pany of a fast one from New Haven. too. ters is splendidly written. So splen­ Plans Autogiro READ The "fast one" being a lipsticked Tragic when you think that such did is the job that when you lay O'Neill with being nothing more than Dr. Chas. B. Hobrecht 'Ah Wilderness" an exhibitionist, and some few others lady who takes furtive puffs on a a gulf springs up between father and aside the book you do so with the CORRECTIVE OPTOMETRY Trip To Hilltop who whispered sotto voce that the cigarette—-quite speedy even for the son that a heart-to-heart talk only sensation of having seen the play in­ (Sine* 1904) By Eugene O'Neill great O'Neill was only a step or two mauve decade. embarrasses both. It is so funny, stead of merely having read it. Also 209 POST STREET Richard comes home intoxicated, though, that you overlook that. in it there are scenes which are much 8th Floor. Howard Bolldlnc Captain Bruce Campbell, aviation Random House, $2.50 removed from drivelling idiocy—a (Note: No branch offices) madman whose ultimate objective so the father resolves to take The upshoot of it all is that the more than just humorous; they are authority whose recent lecture at Richard in hand and give him out-and-out funny. USE excited much favorable com­ was to compose a drama of pro­ difficulties between Muriel and ment, is due for a return to the Hill­ By WILLIAM FERDON '35 digious length requiring about a *.—. top but this time he will be in, not month for its complete performance. SfSSS^ Eugene O'Neill, amazing author of These critics are all in a dither just talking about, his favorite sub­ amazing plays, astounded the theat­ ject—the autogiro. now since the Theatre Guild pro­ rical and literary world with his duced his latest creation, "Ah As promised by the captain in his latest venture. He who had been hint­ lecture last month, the novel visit Wilderness". ing that his next opus would require This is a play conventional in At will take place at a time when the no less than an entire week in its entire student body will be able to length; in fact, it is conventional in unfolding; he who had been the all aspects. What locale could be enjoy it. According to a letter re­ stage's leading contributor of oddities ceived by Father Whelan, dean of more conventional than Connecticut in dramaturgy, turned about and in the nineties? What people could //OTEL J/ARK HOPKINS studies, the autogiro is due over the wrote a great comedy about ordi­ school on Monday, January 22, at be more conventional than a healthy nary people utterly devoid of sub­ middle-class family of that era? 12:00 noon. conscious complexities. now appearing nightly Similar flights have been made to O'Neill's versatility is amazing. He The family name of the people in several schools throughout the state has written every kind of a play. the piece is Miller. The father is the in Peacock Court by Captain Campbell. Besides the There are his stirring, salty sea crea­ well-to-do publisher of the town educational benefits received from tions—"Moon Over the Caribees", daily. The plot centers around the his lectures and flights, he hopes by and others. In "Anna Christie" he adolescent amours of one of the sons, this means to arouse interest in has taken a battered harlot and with Richard, just about ready to leave American aviation. sympathetic handling, neither con­ for New Haven and Yale (more con­ demning nor condescending in his vention). treatment, made her one of the best- Richard is, according to his own Warford Fined In known heroines of the American avowals, madly in love with a girl FOWLER & TAMARA stage. In "Marco's Millions" he laid named Muriel, but Muriel's father before the public's gaze a keen sat­ forbids him to see daughter Muriel Tunnel Dare Drive ire, a play brilliantly written, richly any more. The reason of this man­ The greatest dance team comic. 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» i: Mar. 31 Set UNDEFEATEDHOPES Faces Dons Tonight COAST TEAM WILL ' Bear Team Don • OF USF SHATTERED MEET PRO CHAMPS By Troy As Needles Wants Smothers • Dust BY CUffi VICTORY Revenge IN K. C. CONTEST Hill Date Determined to Dons,31-26 By JOE ST. AMANT Lubin Is High Scorer With avenge the beating Yearly Charity Game to Be Nineteen Digits he received last year, Hunter Completes Track Frank Needles brings Played Sunday Price Uses Seconds in Slow BIG TIME. Track Dons really en­ Schedule Undefeated aspirations of the USF his Y.M.I, cagers to Tilt at Berkeley ter select circles this spring. With Dons were lost last Friday evening Kezar pavilion tonight Ray Flaherty, formerly of Gon­ the decisions of USC, California, and By ED SWEENEY when the all-star Olympic club five to try grips with Wally zaga, and Red Strader, ex-St. Mary's By JACK BRADY Stanford to remain out of the I.C.4A. Coach Charlie Hunter is smiling! chased them out of the promised Cameron's hoopsters. phenom, lead a host of western grid meet in the east, the national track And well he might smile, for with a land, 44-26, at Kezar. Lupino Lubin, Needles' team has stars to Kezar stadium Sunday, Showing only occasional flashes of spotlight will be turned more than tentative schedule completed, all that giant center, grabbed high scoring not the impressive rec­ where they will collide with George the form which they have displayed ever on the west. These western needs be done is to get the boys in honors with 19 digits. ord which the men on Halas' champion Chicago Bears, in their previous starts this season, teams have dominated the I.C.4A. shape for one of the toughest sched­ whom Warren Brown has dubbed the San Francisco Dons met defeat Dons Lack Boom the Hill boast of, but event for the past ten years and then- ules the Hilltop trackmen have ever they have lost only "the best team that ever played at the hands of the California Bears absence will reduce it to a local known. Cameron's men lacked the boom four games out of football", in a charity contest spon­ Tuesday night in Berkeley by a score event. Prestige which in the past has Making their 1»84 debut with the by which they piled through the nine. They have vic­ sored by the Knights of Columbus. of 31-26. been lacking to the N.C.A.A. meet formidable Olympic club team on United cagers. Hands Slavich, Marsh tories over the Ogden WEST ALL-AMERICANS SLOW GAME due to the eastern attitude, will of February 25, the trackmen have a Leahy, and Vera Corbin bottled up Boosters, and YMCA, The west boasts of men whose The game was slow and ragged necessity come with the new situa­ letdown for four weeks in which they the smaller USF forwards, all except and gave USC and names are trumpet calls in modern throughout. The Dons' usual fast- tion. intend to meet a few junior colleges Kincanon, who rang the bell for five California very close football. In the line there are Harry breaking, snappy passing offense was to keep in shape. Und then comes it! buckets and a free throw, to account fights. Ebding, Ray Flaherty and Ike Fran- not up to par, and was marked by Since the cinder men of USF meet for most of the Green scoring. all thrpe of the aforementioned On Saturday, March 31, the Hill- kian, at ends. Imagine Frankian wild passes and poor shots under the Kincanon, whose follow-up work Needles will start teams and also will participate in the toppers tangle with the mighty Tro. playing second fiddle! basket. was one of the game's features, col­ McClellan and Gough, N.C.A.A. event at Los Angeles, na­ jan on the Los Angeles cinder path. Tackles include Turk Edwards, The Bears, also a reputed fast- lided with Knowles, club forward, on tional significance will be attached to The following week-end the Big forwards; Whitlock, All-American with Washington State breaking, high-scoring quintet, were one of his raids on the basket, and their achievements. Sprinters seem Red Machine shall be attacked by the center; Smith and in 1932, and Tex Irvine, who dug unable to work the ball under the had to be carried to the dressing to be Coach Hunter's chief hope dauntless, death-defying Dons, and West, guards. Other cleats for Davis-Elkins. basket and had to content themselves to polish it oft we take on the Golden room. against the major competition. Led men to see action will Aaron Rosenberg, great U.S.C. with long shots from past the foul Bears on April 14. The Fresno re­ Club at Half guard, whose blocking and defensive by Les Wisler, the group of soph be Ham and Nicholas, line. Also adding to the slowness of stars may take the measure even of lays, which are to be held on May At half time the club had run up play has been a prominent factor in the game were the numerous fouls the much heralded Los Angelenos in 12, will be attended by a Green and a 17-7 lead, which was cut down to forwards, and Britt, Howard Jones' success for the last which were called by the eagle-eyed the short events. Gold team. 22-19 shortly after the second period guard. three years, will be paired with officials. The coach has signified his in­ began. Then Lubin and Knowles got Cameron will use George Hurley, who was the terror RUGGERS ROUGH. Patched heads tention to enter five or six men in hot. of the northwest a few years ago. PERSONAL FOULS the same Pony Five and sore muscles mark the first per­ the national collegiate meet which Slavich was outstanding for the Center is Mel Hein, also of Wash­ Three men were ejected from the formance of the Dons on the rugby is to be held in Los Angeles on June Winged O on defense. The club that has rambled so ington State, who was named All- game via the foul route—Kincanon field. Cynicism has no place in a 23-23. What a schedule! cagers have the one unsullied cage impressively thus far American on many teams in 1930. and Murphy for the Dons, and Hay sports column, but it seems to us that And what a team! Many veterans record on the coast. this year. Kincanon VERSATILE BACKS for the Bears. attention should be centered on the will return and will be strengthened The Cameron super-speed attack The game started slowly, and after major sports, especially track. The and Chambers, for­ Johnny Blood of Notre Dame will by the members of last year's out­ was throttled by a team that had too quarterback the western outfit. Blood ten minutes of play the Bears were future of rugby appears extremely standing freshman team. In the 100 much heft. Keeffe was the only wards; Mohr, center; leading, 5-4. The next ten minutes uncertain. To predict in the face of played no college football, but won and 200 yard sprints will be: Wisler, boomer with weight on the Don team, Keeffe and Batmale, his laurels with the Green Bay Pack­ were somewhat faster, and, due to present circumstances that it will re­ frosh ace of last year; Ferrari, Mc­ but he couldn't clash with all the guards, will work. the shooting of Murphy and Cham­ place American football as the major ers, professional rivals of the Bears. bers, the visiting Dons were leading Nulty, Goldstone, a transfer who Slaviches, Lubins, and Knowles by In the preliminary, Erny Pinekert of U.S.C. can't be collegiate sport is ridiculous. So far was ineligible last year; Gallatro, his only. at the half, 15-11. the Dons have not attained notable the USF frosh will forgotten because of his tremendous O'Brien and Sparks. blocking in the games with Stanford FAST HALF heights in any sport and to entei Those who run the 220 are Fer­ play St. Ignatius high. rugby competition seems to be In­ and California. Ernie Caddel, Stan­ The second half started fast, and rari and Wisler. The quarter-mile Needles may possibly ford speed-burner, will alternate with viting disaster. event will be taken care of by Walts, Hay and Luce had soon tied the FROSH, WILDCATS use an ex-USF five Pinekert at the right half job. score, 19-19. Midway in the second CREW CONDITIONS. If another a veteran who reached the semi-finals against the Dons, Glenn Presnell of Nebraska is the in the last Olympic Games tryouts, half Ray Olson tanked a pretty fol­ form of athletics is desirable there is which team would in­ left half for the coasters and has low shot to put the Bears into a no reason why varsity crew should only to be eliminated by an error. been heralded as the greatest passer Lopez and Candrian will also run in MEET IN PRELIM. clude Nussbaum and 26-24 lead, which they maintained not receive more notice. In Lake ever to come out of the midwest. until the end of the game. this event. Both of them won it dur­ Mulvihill, forwards; Merced the Dons have a spot that FULLBACKS OF FAME Murphy won high-point honors could be developed into a perfect ing their freshman year. The others Oxsen, center; Britt running are Wisler, Crane and Kleckner and Maloney, Ex- Fullbacks will be Max Krause, who with 10. —- • ' spot for spectators as well as par­ and Ohleyer, guards, was a thorn in the side of the Dons ticipants. San Franciscans would be Wright. Mates, in New Roles CAL (JO USF (26) with McDonald in re­ for three years running, and Mike Fg Ft Pts ready to support and help build it. In the half-mile, Doug Knowles, Fg Ft Pts Mikulak of Oregon, who was all- Nightingale, i 1 0 2 Chambers, f 2 2 6 Advertising accruing to the city from this year's captain, and Fullaway, Bob Kleckner's undefeated frosh serve. coast this year and led the Webfeet Rathbone, f 0 1 1 Kincanon, f 0 2 2 Daly and Reilly will compete. Hast­ this venture would be invaluable. play Ray Maloney's St. Ignatius high Joe Murphy, Kirk to a tie for the conference champion­ Hay, c 3 2 8 Mohr.c 1 0 2 (Take a letter to the C. of C) ings is the only entrant in the mile, cagers tonight in the preliminary to Armistead and Becker, ship with Stanford. Feiling, g 1 0 2 Batmale, g 0 0 0 while Jones and Maclnnis will con­ Schubert, g 1 1 J Keeffe. g the Y.M.I, contest. This will be the who saw service in the 1 4 6 BLEMISH. Defeat by the Olympic tend for the two-mile win. first time that Bob and Ray have sat EASTERN LIGHTS Luce, f 2 0 4 Murphy, c 4 2 10 club should not stop the Dons from Stith will perform in both hurdle on opposite benches on the same California game, may "Lantern Jaw" Bill Hewitt of Sorrick, f 2 0 4 Armistead, g 0 0 0 riding through the rest of their op­ events. He has come close to the court. play tonight for the Michigan and Bill Karr of West Vir­ Olson, g 2 0 4 Korn, f 0 0 0 ponents. A win over any of their world's record in the low hurdles. The high point of Kleckner's sea­ Dons. ginia are the Chicago ends. Hewitt Kenney, g 1 1 3 Becker, f 0 0 0 other big obstacles would salve that The other run-and-jump entrants are has often been named the best end son so far was the 39-19 victory over Totals blemish. If the Hilltoppers can't go Pintar andSevertson. The field events, the Cal frosh at Berkeley on Wed­ tTT»>TTTTTtTTTT>TtTTVTyTtTTT*>t< ever in football. He is the crashing 13 5 31 Totals 8 10 26 places this year with a senior team, which were considered weak last nesday night. McCarthy, with his type, and crashes for the full sixty hopes will suffer a relapse for the year, will be much bolstered by those split-vision passing; Hedman with minutes. next season, since high class substi­ coming up from the freshman team. good floor work, and Carniglia and Berkeley Blurbs Tackles are Link Lyman of Ne­ tute material has not so far shown The spear-throwing gents are Burke- Owen in the shooting department, braska and George Musso of Millikin, DON RUGGERS FALL itself. head and Reed. featured the Don show. who come without medal overcoats. The discus entrants are Smith and The California defense was unable Jules Carlson, ex-Oregon State ace, PAST GLORY. K.C charity game and Joe Zeller, All-American with pops up again but strangely enough Schmidt, both of whom can heave to withstand the old Needles offense All But Crowd Go Grecian BEFORE OLYMPIANS the plate well over 140 feet, and used by the Green team. Kleckner Indiana a few seasons back, will per­ no old USF naiiias pop up with it. form at guards. Mr. Jos. O'Connor, former Ignatian Thomas, Burkehead and Reed. Smith, used most of his squad in the con­ Thomas and Schmidt also put the test. Carniglia led the scorers with Oakie Miller, center, of Purdue Practice Games Arranged By and now energetic publicity man for was another All-American in the Coach Zanazzi the Caseys, seems to have overlooked shot. seven digits and Owen was behind Symbolic Basketball The pole-vaulting event finds Mc- with six. Owen, a forward, is fast years ago, and has been the team a slight item. "Big Bob" Kleckner is leader of the Bears in their sensa­ still able to outrun his frosh young­ Donough and Rhodes as its cham­ Improving and may help out Cam­ By PAT HORGAN umimttmt^J The rugby team, after but one pions. Rhodes, who broke the high eron's club next season. tional grid campaign this year. sters. Addition of a name like his to From the top tier of Edwards gym & WEIRD GAME BEAR BACKS short week of practice into which the Mr. O'Connor's roster would certainly school record, although he did not Kleckner's team won two prelim­ we wondered at the new basketball. Accordingly the game was weird. coaches crammed the fundamentals stir up interest, at least among pres­ do much as a freshman, is steadily inaries to the USF-Olympic game. Carl Brumbaugh of Florida will of the "hardie" game, last Saturday For the entire affair was one of mys­ It looked like an esoteric rite, with signal-call the Chicagoans. Red ent Dons. The coast All-American improving. Their first was a 29-22 victory over tery. What first takes one's eye at the swarthier Californians inflicting took on the strong and experienced reads like a St. Mary's graduate list Childers and O'Farrall do the the Olympic 45's, and their second Grange, widest-known player in the Olympic club outfit. the new Berkeley structure is the a vague punishment on the Dons for history of the game, will pack the —which doesn't make it an All- broad jumping while Walt Swanson a 28-23 conquest of Marin J.C., whom architectural splendor of the place. daring to invade the sanctity of Although the Hilltoppers were American list. is one of the high-jumping Dons. they met in a return game. mail again at left half. Gene Rozani hopelessly defeated by a score of Tall ceiling, inverted dome type, and Edwards. of Marquette, named on many All- Last year, as a freshman, he did six Hedman, center, was high-point all that. One longs for old Harmon 21-0, Coaches Frank Zanazzi and ANENT PARTISANSHIP. Seems a feet one inch. man in the club game, tallying nine The third degree of the ceremony American outfits in 1932, is one of gym, where one could wear a dirty came when Sproul blasted Kincanon Ivan Maroeviteh were pleased with good time now to bring up a matter digits. Walsh, forward, headlined the the halfs, and can pass with Pres­ the showing made by the Dons. Most sweatshirt and walk his way un­ from the game. Their great martyr nell. which has been spoiling for lack of Marin affair with eight of them. ashamed. of the men knew nothing of the rules gone, the Dons fought a futile battle Bronk Nagurski, Minnesota, the discussion. The dust of the grid has Kleckner plans to start his best And then Edwards suffers from or playing of the game until three SUBS START GRID . . . and were scourged by Price's 212-pound line-smasher, whom those settled somewhat and here is where team tomorrow evening, for the Ig- twentieth century efficiency. There days before their initial encounter, apprentices. across the Rockies talk of with Ne­ we'd like to slip in a proclamation natians are reputed to have a good are three checks on the time. A huge so do not judge them too harshly. vers, and his fellow alumnus, Jack for the future, namely and to-wit: outfit. He will use Lucchesi and clock makes a whirring noise when INSULTED BY PRICE Not daunted by their first defeat, PRACTICE MAR. 5 Manders, alternate at the fullback more people next fall will watch the Owen at forwards, Hedman at cen­ the period is up, and in rhythm you It was an evening of insults to the rugbymen tomorrow take on one job. Manders is one of the best place- Dons perform on the grid than ever ter, McCarthy and Carniglia, guards. hear an eerie horn-blast, and the the Dons. Price insulted USF by of the best teams in the bay region— kickers in the game. before. And the reason is simply this: Lettermen Begin Workouts Bernal, McNamee, Curran, Ostman more effeminate screech of the ref­ starting his second string; insulted the Barbarians. The line-up is as Game starts at 2:00 with pageant more people are beginning to look in April will also be seen. eree's whistle. her by keeping his second string in follows: around them for a team to support, Maloney will put on the floor Di- preceding. Tickets are $1.00, $1.50 OFFICIATING QUAINT the game; insulted her by dismissing Don McStocker Wing Forward instead of across the bay and down Grazia and Meagher, forwards; and $2.00. Spud Lewis announced yesterday It is sad that external beauty his varsity for a brief poker game Louis Casciani Halfback the peninsula. That rabid, raucous Barron, center; Kelley and Cough- that spring practice would begin for wields such force over men. Messrs. while his seconds were busy with the Ken Harper First Five-eighths St. Mary's fan, who has never seen Ian, guards. all non-lettermen on March 5. Better Sproul and Fitzpatrick, who worked second half. The master insult was Duke Duprius Second five-eighths the halls of learning, has become less prospects among these men will be The contest is set for 7:15. the game, seemed to express the new the appearance on the court of the common. Stanford prestige hit a re­ Al Lucot Center Three chosen to work out with the letter- beauty in their whistle-blowing. Cal varsity in the last few seconds. MEEHAN WINS OYER Lyle Maritzen Left Wing actionary low after the Columbia men, who begin spring workouts on Sproul was especially wondrous. His But Price is a good psychologist. collapse. Jack Homer Right Wing April 2. lithe form slipped up and down court We really shouldn't compete with KENEALLYINCY.O. Carl Maclnnis Fullback It seems to us that the cauldron Lewis said that he would experi­ MARIN-DELL TEAM with the grace of frightened Artemis, California, unless they use their var­ Avalos Forward will boil less violently and will settle ment with new formations to bolster and his ubiquitous eyes noted all sity. Perhaps they would schedule Norbert Meehan successfully de­ Bill Smith Forward down to the simmering point with up the double wingback arrange­ technical infractions of the rules. us with their Ramblers in a mystic Bill Golden Forward the interest of the great unwashed ment, which the Dons worked ex­ OF USF STUDENTS The frequent declarations of Sproul football game to be played on the fended his CYO lightweight title last Friday evening at Dreamland when Tom Mahoney Forward more evenly distributed. clusively last season. aroused great boos, but the man re­ golden sands near Land's End on Dominic Gniissino Forward No prophecies anent the success of mained sincere till the great clock some Thursday. he outsmarted Phil Keneally, pride DIAMOND DIRGE. Hopes for a The Marin-Dell Milk Company is of Packy McFarland, in the tourney H. Longtoc Forward next season were made, but Spud whirred for the last time. Fitzpat­ Wish USF could play the Bears at According to a statement made by baseball team in the spring seem to spoke in praise of two backs who will sponsoring a basketball team this rick often bleated in faint protest, sponsored by the CYO. have been definitely squelched. A year which is composed of USF stu­ plebian Kezar again. There the lack Keneally expected Meehan to coun­ Frank Zanazzi he thinks that the be eligible here for 19 34—Ray Peter­ as if to square matters, but Sproul of Green sweatpants perhaps would group of diamond devotees came dents. To date, the team has won ter-punch with his left hand to the only way for the men to learn the son and Prentiss Goldstone. was not to be denied. He had a per­ go unnoticed. But no, USF cagers game is to play and play some more. forth with what appeared to be a Backfield men from last year will two games. They defeated the B'nai fect evening of exhaling through the body, but the Oakland southpaw very favorable proposition but the B'rith All-Stars, 31-26, with Pete need equipment, even if they will So saying, he completed the follow­ have to work hard to keep these whistle. not play at Edwards again this sea­ opened a right-handed attack to official mind thought otherwise. The Williams garnering 7 points and Keneally's face, and piled up enough ing schedule for the recently initi­ men out of regular positions. Peter­ CROWD NOT IN THEME son. ated sport: Ruths and Cobbs among the Dons son, as a triple-threat man, has come Hank Crane 6. The mob at the game spoiled the points with this weapon in the first must confine their activities to the in for many rosy predictions con­ They next downed the Odd Fel­ sacred beauty of Edwards, however. TO THE VIRILE DAYS two rounds to win the judges' de­ The Dons meet the Barbarians to­ sandlot and take pride in foodstuffs cerning his future on the grid. Gold­ lows Club by a 36-32 score. Vin It wasn't a Roman crowd, because O a sigh for the virile days of cision, although he tired in the third morrow. awarded by their commercial spon­ stone will probably prove to be Gurtler was high scorer with 8 and the Romans used the thumbs-down basketball, where one merely shot at canto. Then on the following week-ends sors instead of block sweaters won faster than any of the other Don Scottie Donoghue had 7. Sam Wick­ signal. The Greeks didn't have a the basket, and fast-broke down the George Malley was in Meehan's in rotation: Stanford, California, in the name of their alma mammy. backs. lowe, heretofore confining his ath­ word for the shouts which pierced hardwood, instead of crouching and corner, and acted as second, with Claremont club of Berkeley, and San Knit goods are hard to digest, any­ These men may prove what the letics to soccer, ran up three buckets. the incense (cigarette smoke to you). weaving one's magic way down the Willie Ritchie for the San Francisco Jose State. way. Warner system can do. In addition The squad consists of Henry Crane, The USF crowd was particularly dis­ heavy-lighted floor of glass to mesh fighters. The team title was retained The season ends with the United LAST WORD "... and we know to them, spring practice will prob­ Elmer Curry, Scottie Donoghue, Jack appointing, for they never once a mystic basket. O for the referee by Chicago. The Chicagoans won 8 Clubs game in which the best play­ that the way to win basketball games ably reveal junior college stars Enos, Vin Gurtler, Jack McCabe, launched into those gallant old bat­ who calls what he hears, not what he and lost 8 bouts, San Francisco won ers of the bay region are picked to is to score more points than your whose names at present are un­ Frank Ryan, Sam Wicklowe, and tle hymns which used to be such a sees! O for manhood in this ancient 6 and lost 1, Los Angeles won 2 and meet the British Columbia team in opponent." Whoops! known. Pete Williams. feature of the USF-Cal games. sport—without symbols! lost 7. Canada. Page Four THE FOGHORN San Francisco, January 19, 1934 HILLTOP • • • • • DOINGS • • • UNIVERSITY OF SAN FRANCISCO Published WEEKLY during college year by Associated Students of > • ECHOES ON OTHER CAMPI the University of San Francisco JAN H2ANCIJCC By JTM GLEASON, '35 University of San Francisco Press, Printers, San Francisco By JACK KINCANON The night watchman at South Dakota State college has, during his duties, walked around the campus enough to equal a trip two-thirds around There has often been raised over the sober tea-cups By CHARLIE PEARCE the world. of afternoon gatherers, a gentle stream of conversation NOEL COWARD defines a wimple as "a sort of « * * (Newspaper C^T'Jflfc?*') M etn ber) that is not directly caused by the beverage. Between medieval megaphone, made of linen, like Guinevere The Parenthesis club, unique organization at the State Teachers college s5*«st>a>£! munches of sweet cookies there are discussions of cur­ wore." It is a nice definition of a fascinating word. in Trenton, N. J., is only open to bow-legged men. rent movie productions, especially those devoted to a With just an iota of suggestion that we might term « * * Editor Bernard G. Wiesinger, '34 portrayal of college life, which all inevitably lead to crooners "wimple, warblers". But to get back to the The Princeton football coaching staff is unique, as every member of it Managing Editor Robert Halsing, '35 the same conclusion. wimple, we find that they have somewhat passed from has been head coach at some university. Sports Editor _ Patrick Horgan, '35 "Why is it," asks the host passing the teapot, "that the current styles. So we must chatter of something * • • Business Manager J. Stanley Kearney, '36 else. Why not say a column is sort of a modern mega­ dear old USF isn't a model college? Consider those There is now in operation at the University of California a machine to Asst. Business Manager Thomas O'Dwyer,'36 phone, made of lines? Which already makes this begin other gorgeous institutions. What a grand display of crush atoms. It is done with the deuton, science's tiny but powerful achievement in everything from football to the singing to sound like the parable of the wimples. Anyway this STAFF is becoming as confusing to us as to you so we shall "bullet". of popular numbers in the classroom!" * * • Feature Editor Jim Gleason, *35 go on with our wimple or column or whatever we Another sighs, "Oh, why can't it be? Why isn't our Dramatic Editor Charles E. Pearce, '34 started to write. One more wimple and we'd be calling University of Oklahoma authorities have forbidden the drinking of beer school coeducational?" Law-Commerce Editor Richard O'Connor, A.B. '33 Kincanon "Elaine". in fraternity houses, but will allow students to drink it in campus stores where it is sold. Circulation Manager Donnell B. McCarthy Green envy—or is it a misplaced tealeaf?—crops up * * * Assistant Circulation Manager Tom O'Dwyer, '36 in the eyes of a third: "Look at Cal! Look at Stan­ * * * TO SEE the very vibrant Miss Cornell do "Candida" Staff Artist Edward Flynn, '36 ford!" he exclaims. "What noble schools are they; what Public school teachers of Philadelphia are studying puppetry and mar­ cherished institutions; what universities! And look at the other eve and verily pleased. For the whole thing ionettes in a special course at the Moore Institute of Art. Columnist Jack Kincanon, '34 quite delightful diddle about practically nothing at all. Faculty Advisor Rev. Victor A. White, S.J. us! What a contrast! Oh,-my mortal soul trembles * * * with the burden of the thought of our unblemished But neat jabs of wit at which we smiled merrily and then on our way, again thinking Miss Cornell quite the From the psychological clinic of the University of Hawaii comes the NEWS STAFF hallways." ultra "dark lady of our sonnets". And between the acts startling statement that 25 out of every 100 students will cheat if the NOEL DYER, News Editor The most philosophical of the gathering, he who a chat with Tom Crooks of mild demeanor who since chance of escaping detection is good. Bill Ferdon'35 Jerry Gallagher *S5 Don McCarthy'36 thinks much and says little and was invited to make leaving USF has studied law. Also a hello from Fred- * * * Bill Dowling'34 Emmet Ward'36 Norman Petersen '35 the fourth hand, merely shakes his head in a gesture of erica Nestor who played "The Enemy", "Icebound", At Fordham university it appears that the faculty are appointed by Tom Trodden'34 Dick Roberts'35 Barney Mackall'36 regret and thoughtfully sips his tea. and many others when the Hilltop had a little theatre. Bob Lanctot'37 Ed Castro'36 George Helmer'36 name. Father Deane is dean, a Father Whalen acts as dean of discipline, But I differ with all four of those. There is nothing Among the usher lads Jack Freed, Bill Endicott, Frank Mr. Shouten is in charge of debating, and Mr. Voekal (pronounced vocal) about which to be so sad. What loss have we to express Mulvihill, and Tom Turley . . . Dons squeezing dowa­ SPORTS STAFF is in charge of the glee club. remorse over? Can't the Dons raise standards just as gers into narrow seats. JOE ST. AMANT, Asst. Sports Editor * * * high as those of the Bears and Cards? Are we really * * * Fred Walts'34 Bob MacKenzie *36 Jack O'Keeffe'36 missing anything by not having a coeducational insti­ A young married couple is studying biscuit-making and law at the Uni­ Jack Kincanon '34 Ed Sweeney '36 Jack Parkes tution? GLANCING THRU the Stanford Daily the other versity of Washington. Doug Lopez John Aragni '35 day and Matt Tierney called our attention to a bit of * * * The answer, of course, is: "They have nothing on an ad that read: On the Illinois Wesleyan campus this year there are four cooperative us." I take these four bridge players for example. Lost: A law notebook in conveyances. Finder please houses in which students live by a budget, dividing the expenses among REPORTORIAL ASTIGMATISM The host prides himself on being a gatherer of so­ return to Daily business office. Worth the owner's right themselves. ciety. He chooses his company with care, seeing to it eye and only 25 cents to anyone else. * « * In one of the local evening newspapers late last week there that contrary-minded persons shall not play at the same Which is one way of saying things. An experimental theatre has been organized on the Ohio university appeared an editorial lauding the rapid growth of the colleges of the table. He serves a nutritious spread. Orange-pekoe; campus for the purpose of presenting some of the more recent popular * * * San Francisco bay region and California in general. The editorial diamond-shaped sandwiches stuffed with minced olive comedies. and relish; a pickle to go with each; and fresh cookies WE'VE QUOTED these lines from Aldous Huxley * * * showed how rapidly the colleges of California have grown and from the baker's filled with chocolate and strawberry praised the evident increased quest for knowledge on the part of many times, but never here . . . we think them swell, Jack Coogan, youthful star of movie fame, now a student of Santa cream. so why not: Clara, took a vacation from his studies by making the first of a series of California youth. West reads all the latest books, sees all the latest "Ragtime . . . but when the weary band two-reelers, which are to have college campus themes. The editorial went on to mention many of the colleges of Cali­ shows, goes everywhere and sighs ecstatically over the Swoons to a waltz, I take her hand * * * fornia, also stating the number of students attending each college. "grand time" he had. And there we sit in blissful calm, Father Bernard Hubbard, S.J., geologist and Alaskan explorer of mys­ Colleges having as large a student body as nine or ten thousand or The third "teaer" talks. Moreover, he talks about Quietly sweating palm to palm." terious volcanic craters, lays volcanic belching to sun trouble. as small a student body as one hundred and fifty were mentioned as himself. It's terrible about all the things that happen * * * * * * to him. He's always working and it seems as if every­ examples of growth. THINGS: Roger Greene, that new downtown column­ Rumor has it that St. Mary's and Santa Clara are to shake hands, bury one picks on him. It's so disconcerting always being the ist, looks like Floyd Gibbons, even to the neat white the hatchet, and renew their yearly habit of making the grid fans gasp But the University of San Francisco, for some unfathomable center of attraction. He had an operation. eye patch. . . . Going by the Palace hotel the other aft reason, was neglected. No mention of San Francisco's own univer­ with the vigorousness of their blocking and tackling. The gentle one sits and thinks. The others can talk and the doorman calmly filing his nails on the side of * * * sity was made by this San Francisco newspaper. Its smaller Catholic and do all they like, only he knows what thought can the building . . . and we had a fine chill. .. .We hear that At the University of Minnesota the big thrill in the social season of the sister institutions were given prominent place, but this college, with be. He smiles pleasantly. If they could only share his Emmet Ward doesn't think so much of our b(okays) sophs and frosh is the banquet given yearly, at which the deans of various pretty thought. "Ah, but all mankind isn't transcen­ but wouldn't mind joining the more infamous people its most rapid development and its marvelously increased size, was departments act as waiters and chefs. not even mentioned. dent." who peruse this each week to see what new atrocity they have graced the world with. . . . ok, Emmet, you're * * * They leave early, gushingly thanking the host, and Can it be that the supposedly infallible reportorial eye suffers made. . . .Nick Alaga still tqting his injured wing in The Stanford University Daily is in the midst of a journalistic war adding: from far-sightedness and cannot see that, which is under its very that black sling . . . may as well take it off, Nick, we against the "Bawl-Out" which makes oh so public the grades of each hose? No other way can the oversight be explained. "If only there were women at USF!" nose you. student. ECONOMIC • •SIDELIGHTS I By NORMAN PETERSEN, '35 PRICE LEVEL. ... 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The inflationists say that this is a grave in far-off historic injustice, that the nation owes it to such debtors to aid them and protect them. But how? Can they just put the price level to about the same Smyrna place where it was when they in­ creased these debts? Maybe so, but then why not urge the government So important is the handling to protect those speculators who bought stocks on margin to make a of Turkish tobacco in mak­ speculative profit rather than a pro­ ing Chesterfield cigarettes that ductive one? . . . There is nothing illegitimate in attempts to make Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co., money by worrying rather than by working ... it is a fine idea but it maintains this specially equipped just won't work out. plant right in the heart of the No, it is not the government's ob­ ligation. 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