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Monstrous Races Monstrous Races Character Options for Playing Every Monster in the Monster Manual Whether you’re playing an all-monster party or just want to play a monstrous race in an otherwise normal party, this document presents rules for playing every creature in the Monster Manual, new feats and backgrounds for monstrous characters, analysis of officially published races, highly detailed rules for building your own races, new rules for tiny races, and rules for templates for player characters. by Tyler Kamstra DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, D&D, Wizards of the Coast, Forgotten Realms, the dragon ampersand, Player’s Handbook, Monster Manual, Dungeon Master’s Guide, D&D Adventurers League, all other Wizards of the Coast product names, and their respective logos are trademarks of Wizards of the Coast in the USA and other countries. All characters and their distinctive likenesses are property of Wizards of the Coast. This material is protected under the copyright laws of the United States of America. Any reproduction or unauthorized use of the material or artwork contained herein is prohibited without the express written permission of Wizards of the Coast. ©2016 Wizards of the Coast LLC, PO Box 707, Renton, WA 98057-0707, USA. Manufactured by Hasbro SA, Rue Emile-Boéchat 31, 2800 Delémont, CH. Represented by Hasbro Europe, 4 The Square, Stockley Park, Uxbridge, Middlesex, UB11 1ET, UK. This work contains material that is copyright Wizards of the Coast and/or other authors. Such material is used with permission under the Community Content Agreement for Dungeon Masters Guild. All other Sampleoriginal material in this work is copyright [2016] by Tyler Kamstra and published under the Community Content Agreement for Dungeon Masters Guild. file Not for resale. Permission granted to print or photocopy this document for personal use only. Races 2 Contents Contents ........................... 3 Cloaker ........................................... 34 Gibbering Mouther ..................... 100 Cockatrice ...................................... 34 Gith .............................................. 102 Introduction ...................... 6 Couatl ............................................. 35 Gnolls .......................................... 103 How to Use This Document ............. 6 Crawling Claw ................................ 36 Goblins ........................................ 104 Design Notes ................................... 6 Cyclops ........................................... 37 Golems ........................................ 105 Included Art ..................................... 6 Darkmantle .................................... 38 Gorgon ........................................ 108 New Rules & Rules Death Knight [Template] ............... 39 Grell ............................................. 109 Clarifications ..................... 7 Demilich ......................................... 41 Grick ............................................ 110 Healing Constructs and Undead ...... 7 Demons .......................................... 42 Griffon ......................................... 111 Monks and Natural Weapons .......... 7 Devils ............................................. 53 Grimlock ...................................... 111 Templates ........................................ 7 Dinosaurs ....................................... 61 Hags ............................................. 112 Somatic Components ...................... 8 Displacer Beast .............................. 64 Half-Dragon [Template] .............. 115 Tiny Creatures ................................. 8 Doppelganger ................................ 65 Harpy ........................................... 116 Unconsciousness and Immunity ...... 8 Dracolich [Template] ..................... 66 Hell Hound .................................. 117 Dragon, Shadow [Template] .......... 67 Helmed Horror ............................ 118 Monstrous Races .............. 9 Dragon ........................................... 68 Hippogriff .................................... 119 Aarakocra ........................................ 9 Dragon Turtle ................................. 71 Hobgoblins .................................. 119 Aboleths .......................................... 9 Drider ............................................. 72 Homunculus ................................ 121 Angels ............................................ 10 Dryad ............................................. 72 Hook Horror ................................ 122 Animated Objects .......................... 11 Elementals ..................................... 74 Hydra ........................................... 122 Ankheg ........................................... 14 Empyrean ....................................... 76 Intellect Devourer ....................... 124 Azer ............................................... 15 Ettercap ......................................... 77 Invisible Stalker ........................... 126 Banshee ......................................... 17 Ettin ............................................... 78 Jackalwere ................................... 127 Basilisks ......................................... 19 Faerie Dragon ................................ 79 Kenku .......................................... 128 Behirs ............................................. 20 Flameskull ...................................... 80 Kobolds........................................ 129 Beholders ...................................... 21 Flumph ........................................... 81 Kraken ......................................... 130 Blights ............................................ 23 Fomorian ........................................ 83 Kuo-Toa ....................................... 131 Bugbears ........................................ 26 Fungi .............................................. 84 Lamia ........................................... 132 Bulettes ......................................... 27 Galeb Duhr ..................................... 87 Lich [Template] ........................... 133 Bullywug ........................................ 28 Gargoyle ......................................... 88 Lizardfolk ..................................... 135 Cambion ........................................ 29 Genies ............................................ 89 Lycanthropes [Template] ............ 136 Carrion Crawler ............................. 30 Ghouls ............................................ 92 Magmin ....................................... 140 Centaur .......................................... 31 Ghosts [Template] ......................... 93 Manticore .................................... 141 Chimera ......................................... 32 Giants ............................................. 97 Medusa ....................................... 142 ChuulSample ............................................. 33 file Not for resale. 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Races 3 Mephits ....................................... 143 Shadow ........................................ 186 Bat ............................................... 224 Merfolk ........................................ 145 Shambling Mound ........................ 187 Black bear .................................... 224 Merrow ........................................ 146 Shield Guardian............................ 188 Blink Dog ..................................... 225 Mimic ........................................... 146 Skeleton [Template] .................... 189 Blood Hawk ................................. 226 Mind Flayer .................................. 147 Slaadi............................................ 190 Boar ............................................. 226 Minotaur...................................... 149 Specter ......................................... 193 Brown Bear.................................. 227 Modrons ...................................... 150 Sphinxes ....................................... 193 Camel .......................................... 227 Mummies .................................... 152 Sprite............................................ 194 Cat ............................................... 228 Myconid ....................................... 153 Stirge ............................................ 195 Constrictor Snake ........................ 228 Myconid Spore Servant [Template] Succubus/Incubus ........................ 196 Crab ............................................. 229 ..................................................... 156 Tarrasque ..................................... 198 Crocodile ..................................... 229 Naga ............................................ 157 Thri-Kreen .................................... 199 Death Dog ................................... 230 Nightmare.................................... 159 Treant .......................................... 200 Deer ............................................. 230 Nothic .......................................... 160 Troglodyte .................................... 201 Dire Wolf ..................................... 231 Ogre ............................................. 161 Troll .............................................. 201 Draft Horse .................................. 231 Oni ............................................... 162 Umber Hulk .................................. 203 Eagle ............................................ 231 Oozes ..........................................
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