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■v DREW LEFT to walk up and talk to anyone. sitting around, he was always ing, because he was intending the memorial service for Hicks, HSm rnnoR He didn't like it when people looking for an adventure," on paying for the Items. "He organized by his friends, drew were sad and wanted everyone Zagata said. had a million stories like that amund a hundred people. "It is A JMU student who passed to have fun." Junior Justin Kern said he He never thought anything was unbelievable how many people away last month was described He was described by junior thought under a different para- awkward," Kem said. have been affected by this." by a friend as "always the Shelly Zagata as having a beau- digm than most people. For His friends have been hit In his free time. Flicks loved life of the party/' and will be tiful smile and a laugh that could example, he said Hicks acted in hard by his death Kem had hanging out with his friends and remembered fondly by those be heard clear across town. ways he thought were rational, known Hicks for two years and enjoyed listening to music and who knew him. Zagata, who had been friends although other people would said, "Everyone has been out of attending concerts. His favorite Friends found junior David with Hicks since their freshman not see it the same way. it and depressed for the week it bands were Blind Melon, Phish Hicks, 20, of Lynchburg. dead year, said one of the best things According to Kern, about happened." and The Grateful Dead. in his local residence early on about him was, "Hedidn't judge a month ago. Hicks went to Leach said, "You can't Zagata said although he was [an. 29. A toxicology report will people; he never talked about convenience store and when he expect for one of your friends in and out of school over his determine the cause of death. people behind their backs." ran out of room to hold items, to pass away." time at JMU, this semester Hicks Sophomore Andrew Leach Hicks's friends said his atti- he put thems in his pockets and There was an outpouring of was enrolled in classes and was said, "He was fun-loving, char- tude toward life was unique. didn't understand when store emotion at a recent memori.il doing well. He eventually hoped ismatic, outgoing and not afraid "He never wasted a moment owners accused him of steal- service on Friday. Zagata said to become a veterinarian Hicks Company tries to Saturday Snow make cell more social BV RACHANA DIXIT Midi as MySpace and Facebook NEWS riwrtw have experienced problems with viruses and privacy issues. The introduction of a new Dale Hulvey, assistant vice software. Rabble — dubbed president for JMU's Information the "MySpace for phones"— is Technology, said, 'The whole taking online social networking concept of viruses on phones, I to a new level. don't know what the phone com- i Derrick Oien, Software panies are going to do if it comes designer and lntercasting Corp. to that." On campus, network founder, said people of the security is available through virus younger generation, particularly protection. "We also block a lot of Ai those from 13 to 25 years of age, things at the Internet border" are less entertained by TV, so they Rabble allows users to find \ wanted to create a networking the general location of other product around that trend. users, however, Oien said the 11 Rabble takes advantage of exact location of a person can- v3 K* this by using cell phones to con- not be found by searching. "We % nect people through the media don't want to show people they create. exactly where (users] are." Users f "Our users get addicted to it," can also be blocked through the 1 » Oien said; he added that Rabble software and it is possible to users are numbenng in the tens report abuse. 1 of thousands. Through the net- The next phase of Rabble working software, users can dis- will incorporate audio and video cover locations of other users, posting capabilities this summer post images, send messages and But, not all consumers of tech- read text from different blogs like nology are excited at the pros- Livejournal and B logger. pect of having these capabilities "You can take your experi- on their cell phones. Junior Mary ence with you," Oien said. Shenk, who uses Facebook and Currently the software exists MySpace, thinks Rabble is push- through Verizon and Cingular, ing the limit and was launched in June 2005 "People are so consumed and January 2006. The base cost with their cell phones, they are for using Rabble is $2.99 per looking down instead of up, 1J month, but additional costs may not seeing the people around vary due to airtimc usage. them," Shenk said. "People are Ji However, security issues may 1 1KYLb aHfM\rihtaffi*,*otrai+rr surrounded by all this technol- arise from this type of software. ogy; I would rather go out and Harrisonburg was hit with WMkand snow covering th. Quad with a white dinting. Rabble's computer predecessors meet people." Students warned of local crimes
■v AMANDA WILSON Manor is not the only area where prob- open-door party with kegs and people (c\n«ni/nNG wRtrtR lems have occurred. However, to pre- can walk in and out, criminals target vent these unfortunate crimes from con- these parties and can enter freely looking Many college students do not realize tinuing to happen, he said it is important for items they want. The criminals might that partying off campus is a possible for students to practice basic personal steal them then or come back later. 'The gateway for crimes such as burglary and safety, especially while traveling by foot party situation is something that we've larceny. alone and partying late at night. seen for years as having a real negative In the past four months, there have U. Boshart suggests that students liv- effect on the crime rate in certain areas," been 15 reported crimes on file that took ing off campus keep their doors locked, Boshart said. Clace at Forest Hills Manor, a town- cars locked and travel in well-lit areas Boshart also suggests that students !>me complex located at the intersection with someone else if walking on foot. document their property by writing of Port Republic Road and Devon I^ane. Junior Cori Fleser, who moved into down serial numbers of valuable Kara These incidences included one vehi- Forest Hills Manor in August 2005, said such as computers, computer software cle theft, two property damages, two one of her neighbors who |ust moved in and game systems. If you are burglar- aggravated assaults, three breaking and before the spring semester had a laptop ized and report the stolen items, Boshart cniiring, one larceny of vehicle parts, stolen, after the town-home door had said patrol officers can do traffic slops one larceny from a car, one larceny from been left unlocked during a party. "People for speeding to see if the missing equip- a building and two noise complaints. think 'OK it's Harrisonburg,'" she said. ment is inside and can check for match- According to Lt. Kurt Boshart of the "Most of us, usually at any given time of ing serial numbers. In this case, the I v\\ ms<>\ „■„„., ' phi"ofapher Harrisonburg Police Department this is the day, keep our door unlocked." Forest Hills Manor hat been the art* of 15 reported Crimea In tha paat a relatively low number, and Forest Hills Boshart explained when there's an see MANOR, \xige 4 four months, a number that la actually below average for the area. Prof presents findings in Italy
BY MEGHAN PATRICK athletic performance. of an athletic session," Saunders said. CONTtmillSG WRrrFK "I was at a talk (in 2002| and Saunders will be presenting the someone asked me if I thought pro- findings of various studies that he, A JMU professor will be traveling tein drink-, helped athletes," Saunder Todd, and a number of JMU graduate to Italy on Feb. 16 not as an Olympic said. "At the time, 1 thought it was and undergraduate students have con- athlete, but as a scientist to present the garbage, but the question intrigued ducted over the past three vears. controversial results of his research on me, and I started reading up on it. 'The first study we did com- the mle of protein in sports drinks People knew that carbohydrates are pared the carbohydrate energy dnnk Associate professor of exercise located in the muscle, and that if they Gatorade, with Accelerade, which physiology Mike Saunders will present aren't replenished, muscles will be has both protein and carbohydrates," Ins findings in Milan. come fatigued in exercise sooner." Saunders said. "We had a groups The conference will be split into He said this is why athletes dnnk of cyclists do a ride to exhaustion,' two parts, the first being a review of the carbohydrate-filled drinks such as during which they cycled until they research topic, presented by Saunders Powerade or Gatorade. had to stop. Every 15 minutes they and 10 others. I he latter part of the Soon after Saunders began his took a drink of either Gatorade or conference will be spent trying to reach stuck with another JMU kinesiology Accelerade." a consensus on the science of protein professor. Dr. Kent Todd. The results showed the cyclists that use in sport beverages. "We wanted to answer two ques- drank Accelerade rode 29 percent lon- Saunders, director of the JML' tions.' Stunden '■aid. "First, we want- geron a first ride, and 40 percent longer Human Performance Lab, will be shar- ed to know if endurance performance on a second nde, 12 to 15 hours longer fcVAN DYSON'/Ur ptuno ing the results of the research that is affected by protein, and second, if than the Gatorade drinkers. Aaaoclate professor of excerclae physiology Mlka Saundera will be sharing the he began conducting in 2002 on the protein helps to improve the short- results of his sport drink research In Milan. Italy. little-researched effects of protein on term muscle damage that is the result ■■- //AL\ |S'r 4 Kelly Fisher, Layout Editor breezegraphics® htilmail.com
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The Sec- with housing assignments for classroom. ond Year Experience program is next school year, many students Bell Hall (for freshmen) and an environment focused on cre- are wondering about the four Converse Hall (for upperclass- ating a more enhanced experi- types of themed housing JMU men) arc the two substance-free ence for second-year students, has to offer. dorms on campus. based on their needs. The university offers four Students who are selected Due to its intensive nature, housing themes, each with to live in these halls must sign students participating in the pro- their own purpose — Learn- a contract upon moving in that gram are expected to participate ing Communities, Substance states that they will not smoke, actively. Requirements include Free, Second Year Experience, drink or use drugs while in resi- participation on a Hall Commit- and the Madison International dence. Failure to comply with tee, attendance at four of seven a .?ooms !E Community. the contract can result in a $75 "LeaderShops," development of There are currently five learn- fine, additional disciplinary ac- a professional portfolio, a mini- ing communities at JMU and all tion, change of room assignment mum of five hours of community a; ! 1 students who participate are res- or suspension from university service, participation in at least idents of Gilford Hall: According housing. Any resident that vio- one of the following three activi- to the Residence Life Web site, lates the policy twice will be re- ties: SYE Mentor Program, SYE learning communities arc small quired to move to another hall Leadership Conference, or SYE groups of 15 to 40 freshman stu- at the bare minimum, and will Spring Retreat Team. dents who live in the same resi- face additional fines and disci- The Madison International dence hall and who are enrolled plinary action. Program, housed in Ashby 114121 in the same section(s) of one, two "I chose to live in Converse Hall, is for both U.S. and in- or three courses. Hall because I enjoyed living in ternational students who have Members of this commu- substance-free last year," said an interest in different cultures nity are enrolled in a one-cred- sophomore Alison Bevdoun. "I and enjoy learning about the it seminar designed just for like the atmosphere these dorms world. The program is designed them that covers a wide range offer me and being surrounded to help people to learn about Sff^l of topics in the biological sci- by people who share the same other cultures. ences and is an opportunity values as myself." Fall 2006 Housing Applica- to develop relationships with "I would recommend it to tions and Housing Contracts * faculty from the College of Sci- kids who want to feel confident are currently available on the ence and Mathematics. in their personal beliefs against Office of Residence Life Web Freshman Kathrvn Man- --moking, drugs, and/or drink- site, web.fmu.fdu/reslifel. All KYLE COLEMAN tuff phuiufrapnir ning said, "Living in the Honors ing," said freshman Ramsin themed housing applications Learning Community has given Toma. "I've loved it this year must be submitted by 5 p.m. A»bby Hill Is horn* to the Madlaon International Program, (or U.S. and International atuoanta. me the chance to extend my and I'm rooming with one of my on Monday, Feb. 13. Middle schoolers come to JMU «Be the Change Vou W/s/i fo See in the World" ■v KAnE 0*Dowo SENIOR WRITER Local middle school stu- Join our team at Community Service-Learning dents went to work Friday — at JMU. The university partici- Now hiring for the 2006-2007 Academic Year: Eated in National Job Shadow ay, inviting young students to shadow a career of interest on campus. Service Coordinators The national day, which was Feb. 10, offered students Coordinate the service-learning needs of students, faculty, and community agencies a glimpse into different work through classroom visits, community agency contacts, and student placement and environments and exposed reflection sessions. them to future career pos- sibilities. For the first time, JMU decided to create a simi- lar program on campus for local students. "The day gave |students| an opportunity to job shad- ow a career field to see if it's something they might be in- terested in," said Julie Byers, Human Resources Benelits Assistant. "It gave |students| hands-on experience." JMU hosted 100 students Friday — 25 from each of the four Rockingham County middle schools. The students ASB Coordinators were chosen by the schools' guidance counselors. Facilitate student leadership development and logistics of the JMU Alternative Spring "I think (the day] is a great Break Program. Candidate must have led a JMU Alternative Spring Break or similar idea because it's a collab- experience. orative effort between local schools," Byers said. The students had the op- portunity to shadow faculty and staff from 18 different de- AMY PATERSON ffu-to Nftor partments on campus, rang- Elizabeth Smith of Elkton Middle School tries to walk a straight ing from theatre and dance to Ikie wearing drunk goggles at the JMU Police Department. accounting. Students who shadowed The nursing department set up in school and how it applies to members of the police and mannequins for demonstrations, what they are interested in," public safety department while WMRA radio showed stu- Byers said. IT Coordinator visited the forensic lab and dents how they edit clips. Byers said she hopes the day learned about the different "Students learn why they will become an annual event at equipment used on the job. have to learn certain (subjects) the university. Facilitates technology needs of students, faculty and staff within the Community Service-Learning Office through maintaining the Community Service-Learning Web Site (www.jmu.edu/csl); databases; educating CS-L staff to use information technology. Ml vou nee< I is I o\e Sigma Tau KA// Datta, an English honor aoclaty, aotd Valentine grama In Hawaii HaH Friday. Paoplaoan aand poama about frlend- Federal Work Study Assistant ahlp and lova, and candy that This position will assist with the facilitation and coordination of Federal Work Study could ba students providing administrative and program assistance to the Director of delivered Community Service Learning. on and off campua. The honor aoclaty waa raiting monay for a paper confar- anca and to bring a New York acting troupa to JMU. Applications are available on the CS-L website at www.jmu.edu/csl KP.IJIE NOWUN' itmlribulwt and are due 5pm on February 22 in Wilson 201. p*K*oitrapher 4 M< FEB. 13. 2006 I www.ihebreeze.org I THE BREEZE Threats, boycotts curtail MANOR: Crime becoming a problem MANOR, from page 1 Our entire lives are in those rooms." individual who committed the crime can be arrested The main goal of police in the area in and the merchandise be returned to its owner. dealing with this problem is for students to Nepalese balloting On many occasions, unexpected items are sto- be aware of what they can do to help prevent len as well. Junior Manel Abbitt, who moved into it from happening. "I've seen a huge differ- m VAIERIF STRAUS* than 4,000 seats in towns and cities nationwide. Forest Hills Manor in October 2005, said one of ence over the years in JMU students. It seems «- More than half of the races wen? uncontested her roommates had random makeup items stolen they are becoming more aware of the things 'The seven parties have called for a boycott, while they were having a party last month. But that can happen in Harrisonburg and the is- Voters cad ballots Wednesdai in municipal and I also believe in democracy, so that is why since then, Abbitt said they are watchful of their sues we're facing. We just need to continue Cyanendn h.is described I probably will not be taking part," said Shanta belongings. "We keep our door linked every day. that cooperation," Boshart said. Ital first step In restoring democracy, but Snikkarkar. 21*, a clothing-shop owner sporting threats oi violence by Maoist rebels and a boy- sunglasses and an Adidas windbreaker. "The mainstream political partta sharply lim- whole international community is saying this ited turnout in moat areas, according to reports election is a farce." from around the country, The local elections come little more than ITALY: Prof discusses protein drinks In the alleyways and paved squares of the a year after Gyanendra, 58, assumed direct ITALY, from pave 1 and one for fats. Protein is MIA." ancient capital voters trickled Into polling plac- rule and (Uamsaatd ,ne government in a move They also snowed 83 percent less muscle dam- The controversy of the reports raises the impor- es ,n ones and twos 1 hey were heavily outnum- that sparked international condemnation and age, which is the short-term fatigue and soreness tance of the question. "Athletes want every advan- Ffidalfl and security person- heightened fears about the stability of this an- that occurs after exercise. tage that they can have," Saunders said. In sports I o enforced a ban on most vehicle traffic cient Himalayan kingdom. Nepal had been At the time of the original study, there had such as swimming, running, cycling or skiing, a and arrested several do/en demonstrators who governed as a constitutional monarchy, albeit a been only one published paper on the topic. fraction of a second could mean a win or loss. "The pail in isolated protests. deeply troubled one, since 1990. Gyanendra has "Even though the purpose [of the study] wasn't value of the science behind the research is what In Di |hol and killed a protester defended his power grab as necessary to quell to com pan* brand-name drinks, when our study was makes the | Milan] conference so important." who w.e partiapafan); in a demonstration orga- the Maoist insurgency, and has promised to published | in 20041, there was a stir in the media. Ga- "The fact that adding protein might provide ad- even rnaui political parties, and 137 hold parliamentary elections next year. torade released a statement denying our findings," ditive benefits to an athlete is really important" said ten were arrested in the eastern town of The main political parties, which last fall en- said Saunders. "There is less tension now, but the Nick I Lidoi. a graduate student who performed a Biratnacar, according to NqNdnan.com and oth- tered into a loose alliance with the Maoist rebels, topic sbll remains controversial. All of the studies study on the JMU cross-country teams this fall. "Many er media reports Home Minuter Kamal Thapa have denounced the local elections as a sham. They that we have done since the original experiment have athletes are required to practice more than once a day. said at a news conference [ucsdaj thai secunt\' have called on the king to restore the parliament been to answer the questions from the first one." If protein helps to improve muscle recovery between id had been authorized to use "ultimate which was dissolved in 2002, as a prelude to a "The biggest hurdle that protein faces is that it sessions, they can be longer and more productive." to prevent disruptions at thepolla. broader political settlement. Ciovernment officials violates the laws of nutntion and exercise physiol- "The timing and location of the symposium are ap- In moat pl.ues. however, the voting took say there is no constitutional basis for the demand ogy," said Amby Bunfoot in Runner's. World. "I've got propnate," Saunders said. "Coaches and athletes show rithoul iinident. ewn it there was little but assert that Gyanendra is willing to negotiate oOO-page exercise physiology textbooks, and they all interest in the new ways to improve performance long r\ idenceoi enthusiasm tor the elections for more with the parties contain charts with just two columns, one for carbs before scientists do." 243 Neff Ava Textut Hold'em Unique Nails (B^itnd \Mtoy Mai) 540.442.8883 Gift CtrtificAtt* It Group SptcUU tuniUbU, otUlftr tUtniit. Tuesday —i. Take a picture of what you think captures an aspect of JMU life and enter to win a chance to have your photo featured in the award- winning Bluestone Yearbook! ■Subm digit nn jm b ~ ^to,e@ljdoocowi °* tod copies to b{i &ebhuauj 16 I I B Questions? Contact :- 2? _* ***** . The Bluestone at 568-6541 or email [email protected] 1 THE BREEZE www.ihebreeze.on MONDAY . FEB. 13. 2(K)6 | 5 :-■ ■ i \w/> v. 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Editor brrezfopmion®hotmailx'om OPINION THE BREEZE | www.thebreeze.org | MONDAY, FEB. 13, 2006 16 BREEZE PERSPECTIVES HOUSE EDITORIAL Candyland: A death trap Undue pressure prompts Kwan's withdrawal ii JEFF WATSON not eat sugar or sweets and was CONTWBUTTNC WRITER still the fat kid are all proof that God has a sense of humor. Also, Do you like sugar? Of course birthday parties are a huge social you do; we all do! Unfortunately, event filled with cakes, cookies \~C6Hen \ \vt*iei-\ fw^J 28 percent of Americans cannot and other treats when you wen- enjoy this natural splendor. Who younger. It sucks to be the lonely are these selected few? Knock. kid in the comer sitting with the Knock, Who's there...the diabet- weight-concerned mothers eating ics. . .and we brought sugar substi- celery sticks because God made tute! Pneumonia, obesity, stupid- you "special." Screw being special, ity, sobriety and ugliness are all I just wanted some damn cake. common diseases that can imbibe If and when you have celeb- sugar. What makes diabetics un- rities endorsing your disease of able to en|oy the wonderful joys of "choice," it means that you are glucose? Insulin, my friends. Insu- terminally moving your way up lin is vs hat we lack and need on a on the chronic illness ladder of daily basis. In a perfect world, the fame. Stars such as Me) Gibson, rivers would run with available lulu Roberts and Brad Pitt have insulin and sugar would be eradi- been known to speak on behalf of cated and replaced with Sweet 'n' some diseases. The diabetic com- Low. However, Bush is still presi- munity took a bittersweet kick to dent leading us to defecate on our the insulin pump when we wen? perfect-world theory. given Wilford Bnmley and Delta I have been "blessed" with di- Burke. Nothing says "Way to go, abetes for the past 10 years of my diabetes" then an aging man wno life. "Diabetes for Dummies" states cannot remember what shoe goes that my pancreas does not pro- where and a washed-up actress. duce enough insulin to efficientlv Could we not have booked Arnold fuel mv bodv. This means I must Schwarzenegger one afternoon to inject it into my body through oth- film him beating the life out of a er means. Yes, that's right, I have Milky Way or something? more needles and alcohol pads in One of the biggest disasters to my trash can than Whitnev Hous- happen to the anti-sugar brigade ton and Bobby Brown. was Splenda. In the beginning it Along with being diabetic was praised and worshipped by come certain negative things and diabetics and old women just as responsibilities. First of all, holi- David Hasselhoff is by the Ger- If s Day 3, and already one of America's brightest Olympic es — and pressure fractures. Any athlete working on a daily basis days such as Halloween and Eas- mans. However, tests and numer- medal contenders has been taken down by injury. The news of Mi- understands the pressure to perform and the need to achieve. ter are shot to sugary hell. You will ous deaths led researchers to find chelle Kwan is true. After suffenng a groin injury that has plagued While Kwan has achieved great accolades, she has come up instantly become that kid who that Splenda can cause cancer her for some time, she has pulled out of the Olympics. short of gold three times. As the favorite for the past two Winter ventures door to door dressed as Well, well, well, are we not just And recently means about 4 a.m. Sunday morning. Games, she achieved silver in Nagano in 1998 and bronze in the Diabetic Avenger asking with batting a thousand? If there are After fighting for a gold medal for the past decade or so, the 25- Salt Lake City in 2002. It seems now, more than ever, that her a grin, "Are these Snickers sugar- any questions of diabetes or if you year-old has hung up her skates Her replacement, in an odd twist will to succeed overcame her body's need to heal. But even bod- free?" You also do not appreciate have any concerns on this subject of fate, will be none other than 2002 Olympics gold-medal win- ies have breaking points, and will not be able to fix muscle pulls the Easter Bunny as much as you read the dramatic yet information- ner Sarah Hughes's 17-year-old sister, Emily, who was selected as and hip mum.", overnight. used to. You grimace year after al novel, "Got Insulin?" If your Kwan's official replacement by the U.S. Olympic Committee. The death of a dream is never the desired outcome, but Michelle year when he (or she, for all of fnend is diabetic and may expe- It is true Kwan left with dignity, but with only a short time period Kwan has helped give the dream of Olympic participation to a new you feminists out there) continues rience a diabetic seizure, call the to be in top physical form, this was to be Kwan's last Olympics — and generation. With her achievements and memorable performances, to leave you caramel-filled eggs paramedics as soon as possible. the absence of gold will forever be associated with her name. she will be missed in what almost certainly would have been a pho- and a miniature chocolate replica However, as you wait, throw him The true cause was pressure. Pressure stresses, pressure stretch- to-op atop the Olympic medal podium. of himself in front of you as if to or her some of your laundry — it say, "Eat me, I dare you." saves money. Programs such as Adding to the list of not being "Pancakes for Parkinson's" have able to eat candy as a young kid benefited and educated the local BETWEEN THE LINES in the fifth grade, I was still the fat community on that particular dis- kid in class. How the irony stings ease; the diabetic community is en- at my rolls of lard when I could not thralled to bring to vou "Danishes Budget is example of misguided priorities partake in the chocolate and gum- for Diabetes." On a final note, if mi-worm festivities, vet still Jiggle you take one thing from this ar- BY PATRICK CALLAHAN ers are cutting taxes for the richest Americans of wildlife refuges and parks not controlled by like a Jell-O-mold when I r.nvd ticle, as funny as it may be, do not SENIOR WRITER year after year — as Bush is continuing to do the federal government As if the lopsided pri- my hand. Ashlee Simpson's mu- feed candy to the diabetics. in this new budget — average Americans can orities weren't obvious enough. Bush's budget sic/acting career, the duck-billed Jeff Watson ts a freshman jus- This year's federal budget proposal expect to be hung out to dry more and more also calls for the sale of around 300,000 acres of platypus and the fact that I could tice studies mafor. by President Bush is a slap in the face to all each year. This fact is easily supported by a federally maintained forest lands. The sale of those Congressmen and economic analysts budget that calls for reductions in domestic these lands is supposed to benefit rural school who disagreed with him and begged for re- spending every year after 2007. and road systems. structured priorities. The proposal blatantly Some of the biggest cuts in this new budget Has it come to that point now where we places defense spending above all other pn- come from Medicaid and Medicare programs sacrifice our ever-dwindling land supply in orities and even goes so far as to specifically as well as from student-loan programs. These order to fund our schools? That spells fund state what domestic programs will be cut in cuts will result in much higher premium prices mismanagement to me. If tax cuts and de- order to provide more funding for the wars in for an elderly generation already preyed upon fense spending come before our education Iraq and Afghanistan. However, the proposed by high priced prescription drug companies. programs then we have serious problems. Ac- budget only has minimal increases in funding The cuts will also force college students to pay cording to The Washington Post, Bush's budget for the wars, funding that will inevitably be even higher interest rates on student loans at a cuts approximately 114 domestic programs increased through emergency spending acts time when the Federal Reserve has been con- entirely. One such program was started in throughout the next year. The end result will sistently raising interest rates already 1968 and has been responsible for sending undoubtedly be an ever-increasing deficit that These are but a few of the many cuts to be boxes of assorted nutntional foods to over is already at a record $726 billion. made in Bush's new budget Also on the chop- half a million poor elderly people at least once The amount of US. spending on defense is ping block are funds for conservation. Presi- a month, just one of 114 such programs. Have equal to the combined defense spending of the dent Bush wants to add money to the Environ- our funds been so poorly mismanaged that rest of the world. Thaf s a scary statistic when mental Protection Agency's national security students, the elderly, the middle and lower you think about it Is our nation really so bad budgeting pnonbes — tilings like protecting classes, and even tne environment are now off defensively that we need to start cutting water supplies and preventing chemical at- suffering so more tanks, more missiles, more vital domestic programs? Perhaps if our lead- tacks — while also adding money to the ener- weapons can be created? Welcome to the de- ers managed more properly the vast defensive gy-related programs. The irony of this is that at pressing new world Mr. Bush and his follow- programs they already have funding for, then me same time, the budget also calls for drastic ers an? only beginning to create for us. we would be able to focus more on our inter- cuts of up to 40 percent to government grant Patrick Callahan is a senior political sci- nal problems. Then again, as long as our lead- programs designed to help the preservation ence major. LOVEB OF WOMEN, CONQUERER OF NATIONS Valentine's Day, Trapper Style BY BOBBl MCMAHON Never buy chocolate or flowers, because these SENIOR WRITER gifts tell the girl that you want some exclusive re- E-mail dans and pah u> lationship with her, and that would force you to hmrfM hotmaixoni. Holla at me, Brosifs and Berties. This is Jake give up your entire lineup of beautiful ladies. On Dans A Pals are submitted 'The Trapper" Shoemaker again, with some words the practical tip, giving a girl a bottle of Bacardi O, anonymously and primed of wisdom for Valentine's Day. Many of you, espe- on a space available basis. while extremely money, will remind her that you Submissions are based upon cially those haters out there, would assume that the only find her attractive when alcohol is involved, one person i opinion of a Trap-man isn't a fan of the V-Day, with all its affec- something that might kill the chances of a future given situation, person or tion and commitment to one lady or whatever. No rendezvous. The perfect V-day gift, of course, is a event and do not necessarily way, man. While the Trapper thinks it's proper for a box of contraceptives, as this gift is both thought- reflect the truth man to keep a cap on how much affection he shows ful and practical for the lady. Believe me, fel- to one particular girl, Valentine's Day is a perfect op- las; nothing says "You're my girl and you know portunity to give a little something (or in my case, what's up" like a big box of contraceptives. Top a pretty big something. Who are we kidding? You this excellent gift off with wrapping paper and a ?>rx> haven't seen anything this big) to all the fillies in bow, and your girl will melt into your arms. your stable, a thank-you present to the many, many If you don't have the money to buy a box of con- women in your life. Using my sizable expenence and traceptives (and if you don't, you're the lamest lame- unfathomable intellect, I've compiled some helpful o in Lametown), then the Trapper recommends play- gift suggestions to enhance the Valentine's Day ex- ing up the romantic angle by making the lady some perience for all you seduction artists out there. dinner, turning the lights down low, and starting up Above all else, your choice of Valentine's Day a movie on your high-quality entertainment system. A "someone-stage-an-intervention" dart A "we're-grossed-out-and-we're-not-going- gift must send the proper message to your partic- Although many movies will do the trick, the Trap- to the not-so-sober moron pretending to kill to-take-it-anymore" dart to the "powers that ular holiday honey, as the correct gift is most cru- man recommends "Love Actually" as the perfect himself by jumping in front of cars on Friday be" for leaving Newman Lake in the deplorable cial to securing your very own Close Encounter movie to take your private party to the next level. night. condition it has been in for years. of the Intimate Kind (by tne way, I start every day From an annoyed sober driver who doesn 't think From a senior who doesn't understand why so by looking at myself in the mirror naked and say- your idea of fun was loo funny, though a good hit in much time, effort and parking revenue is spent on ing 'This means something. This is important"). see VALENTINE, page 7 the head might have done you some good. less appalling parts of the campus. An "abin'e-arKi-beyond-the-caJI-of-duty'' pat An "I'm-a-sucker-for-clever-advertising" pat \ ' to the Dining Services employee who wished me to the Breakdancing Club forgetting the word out good luck on my test on the side of my coffee cup. by staging a seemingly candid "conversation." From a harried student who was reminded that From a student who sadly had no money to the little things can really brigh'.en a day. bid at your auction. SATV*FIC& A "what-school-do-you-go-to-again?" dart A "Your-ways-are-not-our-ways" dart to to all the JMU students who sport other Vir- the Almighty Cod for bringing a blizzard on ginia schools' merchandise a Saturday. From a proud IMU senior who would love to From a disapvomed junior who knows You are i take you on a tour of the JMU Bookstore, infallible, but still has a paper to write. I '/ j THE BREEZE I www.thebreeze.org | MONDAY, FEB. 13, 2006 I 7 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Valentine: A trapper's Bush's focus on oil leaves ANWR in danger 1 find this latest teardown especially disheartening, coming on the heels of so many others. The list is long, and everyone Two weeks ago. President George W. Bush mentioned in his can add their own examples from memory. I include the M nM tricks of the trade State of the Union address that "America is addicted to oil," a of Arboretum gone to Stone Gate, the loss of city park forests to VALENTINE, from page 6 way to thank me for blow- statement I couldn't agree with more. Unfortunately, I am con- the Heritage Golf Course, the rapid commercialization of Routes ing her mind. 1 figure it's the cerned that the president is less interested in finding alternative 11, 33, 42,(and Port Republic), and the recent two new Wal-Marts For the lady, the movie will least I can do to make sure sources of energy and more interested in drilling in Alaska to and Interstate 81 Wal-Mart truck-depot. In my 10 years here in excite her innermost romantic all the beautiful ladies have break from our reliance on foreign oil. the Valley, I find much to cherish, but it's disappearing fast. feelings and make her want a proper way of expressing For the past year drilling in ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Why is this new JMU Arts Center being put right there? If to move in your direction. For their gratitude to the Trap- Refuge) has been a hot issue in Washington, as Republicans in the cars were deemphasized on campus, we would have room for the man, the movie definitely man. The bell, blinged out White House and Congress have been pressing harder than ever buildings. Cars are swarming our campus. I am willing to park has some high quality nude with 24K gold and ultra rare for this issue. Pro-drilling congressmen have placed ANWR drill- off campus and ride the bus in — if it were true for students too. scenes, a little something to diamonds, is currently on ing provisions in the budget reconciliation bill and a defense bill; Forbid cars — only buses, service vehicles and handicap-vehicles keep your attention until the rush order from a Buddhist both times staunch opposition forced drilling out of these bills. allowed past gates. Instead of guarding parking lots, why not moment arrives. When the monastery in Thailand, and if Even with a Republican-controlled White House and Congress pay students to man the four entrances? Why not make bicycle time is right, whisper to your it doesn't make it here by Val- and Democrats who are willing to vote for drilling, ANWR is still lanes a priority? If we just used some of the parking lot acreage, honey that you'd like to make entine's Day, I've got a little safe; as a result, it is clear that since dnlling cannot be passed now, we could easily put up a new Arts Center. a movie of your own, and it backup present for my fillies it will not be passed in the future, making it a dead issue. will be on like Donkey Kong. that will stay with them for Drilling in ANWR would only further feed this addiction to Fred Copi thorn You may be wondenng to six months (or three months oil, and it won't even help Americans as it has been reported that 1SAT staff member yourself, "What is the Trap- with antibiotics). Yeah, that's even if oil is found, it will only save Americans one cent per gal- Editorial policies per getting for his holiday right, even my infections are lon in 20 years. Now is the time for the president and Congress honey?" Well, right now, in demand by the ladies. to stop distracting us with a dead issue and focus more on the Responses to all articles and opinions published in The Breeze are my game is at such an un- Whether you're a seduc- alternative sources of energy that the president promised us in welcome and encouraged. Letters should be no longer than 250 believablely high level that I tion Jedi or new up-and-com- his recent address. words, must include a phone number for verification and can be e- would feel bereft (you know er, I wish you the best of luck mailed to [email protected] or mailed to MSC 6805 Gl, you like that word. You think on this Valentine's Day, and Sean McGrath Anthony-Seeger Hall, Harrisonburg, VA 22807. The Breeze reserves the Trapper is just the pin- I hope that all your physi- Senior political science major the right to edit all submissions for length or grammatical style. nacle of physical perfection, cal and intellectual prepara- but 1 got mad smarts too) if I tions lead to an awe-inspir- The house editorial reflects the opinion of the editorial hoard as a whole, and didn't give my present to all ing night for the lady of the Harrisonburg heritage more valuable than cars is not necessarily the opinion of any individual staff member of The Breeze the ladies. This Valentine's choosing. Remember, this is Day, I'm installing a bell out- the real thing. This is what Everyone who lives in Harrisonburg and its surrounds, Editorial Board: side my bedroom with a sign you have trained for. You knows that our natural and historical heritage is disappearing Nathan Chiantella, editor in chief reading "Ring this bell if you are the Y-chromosome's best. — and going faster each year. JMU is about to raze one whole Kristen Creen, managing editor have been completely satis- Make us proud. block on Main Street, opposite the old Quad. Soon to be gone are Brian Goodman, opinion editor fied." That way, when each Bobby McMahon is a se- four turn-of-the-century houses, the immaculate Kvger Funeral lucky lady finishes her ride nior political science major, and Home, Anthony-Seeger Hall (perhaps no loss) and 20 beautiful The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the on the Loch Ness Monster, wishes all a disease free Valen- newspaper, this staff, or lames Madison University mature trees. she finally has a worthwhile tine's Day. and J Maddy Productions present A JMU Special ^» Event Wednesday Feb. 15th 9:00 pm Call for an appointment today. www. biolif cpl.ism. W MADISON MARDIGRAS MADNESS" Searching The Grandest celebration of all!! featuring For The Perfect Place To Live? 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Slowly approaching those favored Harrisonburg High School warmer months. New York has also prematurely prepared itself for the summer with some rockin' hosts wrestling match with tunes. Grf Steadi/, the new al- bum from Jonny Lives!, is set professional competitors to release in time to be the soundtrack for the summer. Get Steadi/ will be your new CD — the tracks you will blare as VOU trek from lawn concert to ice-cream stand. It isn't often that Arts & Entertainment ed- Jonny's lyrics undeniably excite your appendages, mak- itors get to attend a wrestling match, let ing you want to boogie in your bathing suit, especially with alone one with former WWF wrestlers. So, tracks like the first single, "Get Steady." Gritty lyrics, manic when opportunity knocked, we grabbed melodies and shakin' instru- mental have me bopping life by the Spandex-covered— along, and in a stricktly non- Hanson manner. well, you get it. But with that unique blend of summer love and summer rock, Jonny Lives! has targeted ■v CAtTf WHITE AND Jiti YAWORSKI Most Wanted, whose combined and bull's-eyed anthems for A&E EDITOR AND ASSISTANT A&E EDITOR weight totals 485 pounds the season. Lead singer Jonny New Age Outlaw wrestler Road Dubowsky has already ac- Rock music blasts from the Dogg instantly got the crowd hyped cumulated quite the resume, speakers and the crowd nses to their with his vulgar "Suck it" move- working with such bands as feet as they chant, "Jeff! Jeff!" Smoke ments that every child in the audi- The Strokes, The Killers, Ju- billows m front of a black curtain ence decided to mimic, which were rassic 5 and classics like Ste- and strobe lights illuminate a man recognized from the days when he vie Wonder and The Wu Tang dressed in a blue and silver trench used to fight for the World Wrestling Clan. On the album, these in- coat and blue Spandex shorts hold- Federation. Unfortunately for Road fluences are definitely appar- ing a silver guitar. This is Jeff Jarrett Dogg and his partner, Billy Gunn ent, although abandoning a from Nashville, Tenn., and he is a — who wore pink Spandex shorts specific genre label. The gen- professional wrestler for the United decorated with purple lips — they eral feel is rock, though Jonny Wrestling Federation. were ultimately defeated by AMW. claims to incorporate retro and Friday night, more than 500 peo- The night also included a Hard '90s-era tunes, with some hints ple crowded into Hamsonburg High Core Coffin match, during which the of ska thrown into the mix. The School's gymnasium to watch me loser would be "buried" alive and ul- kinky album ranges from slow matches of UWFs 2006 "Buckle Up!!" timately disposed of in the black and ballads and paced beats like Tour. After a nrusing opening act from red coffin created by HHS students. "Lost My Mind" to more wired two little people who got the crowd After using what appeared to be a electric tracks like "Cliche." pumped for tag-team matches between metal trashcan (though it was really Get Steady is a "Love Conspir-1 scantily clad men, including Jerrv Lynn, fashioned from a flimsy bn matenal). acy" waiting to happen. Shannon Moon* and Sonjay Dutt. The Monster (Abyss) threw a wood- These matches were rust a preview of en table into the ring. This is when the the ndiculousness the crowd would match turned ugly. After an attempt- soon see — the "Main Event" match ed spnngboard maneuver — dunng between Team ,V[) and |arrett and Ma- which the wrestler performs a back- ven, a I laiTisonbufg native. flip off the ropes into the center of the Maven, who later would team ring — The Monster's much tinier up with Jarrett for the Main Event, opponent, Sabu, quickly recovered was meant to be the cn>wd favorite horn missing The Monster entirely after winning the first-ever 'Tough and falling flat on his back. Enough" competition on MTV, until After his recovery, Sabu faked he got in the ring and got a hold of a couple of blows to The Monster's the microphone. head, creating his own action noises. "I'm gonna speak from the To the crowd's cheers, Sabu jumped heart," Maven said, starting his from the rope onto his rival, causing usual speech tli.it he recites as part The Monster to crash into the table of his wrestler persona. "I've fought and break it into many pieces. At all over, in eight different countries. this point, Sabu secretly motioned But 1 have to say the lowest point in (though no one but us seemed to see Lucky Day perfect my career is by far wrestling in Har- this) to The Monster to roll over into risonburg High School." It wasn't the coffin that was placed next to the for rainy afternoons too long ago that Maven was used to ring. RIP, The Monster. wrestling in Madison Square Garden Finally (seriously, finally), it was to crowds of 40,000 people. Now the time for the main event. Team 3-D Trio to visit The former WWF wrestler is touting in and Jarrett and Maven stood in the Pub this Wednesday local high school gymnasiums. middle of the nng and began the "I see half of these inbreeds on match with a few quick remarks The nv EXIN SANDEHS the weekends |in Hamsonburg)," rivalry was obvious between these covrwBimNC wtutu Maven said, "and you think for one two teams as they exchanged vulgar second I wanted to come here and jokes about being with Maven's sis- Lucky Day's well-tilled new entertain them?" Maven, who can ter the night before. album, Alt My Rainy Days, is be found at Nautilus and sometimes "By the way," a member of Team perfect when staying in bed and Food Lion, plans to liquidate every- 3-D said, "tell her I want my socks skipping class are top priontics, AM> MnMOWifMaMter thing he owns and move to Honda back and my change." when an afternoon nap in the IT ( alifomia because, he says, the Even though most of the things hammock and avoidance of TOP: After two little people got the crowd warmed up. Jerry Lynn (In the red pants) sun always shines on him. they said were meant to be harm- quickly approaching midterms wrestled Shannon Moore (with the mohawk). Maven left the ring to hundreds less fun, it was comments like these sounds like a great idea; and for BOTTOM: Maven, a Harrisonburg resident, came out at the very beginning of the of booing fans, while the New Age that made our jaws drop when we nights when not chocolate and show and got the audience excited for the "Main Event." a match during which he Outlaws {formerly in Degeneration fleece blankets are beckoning and Jeff Jarrett would fight Team 3-0. X) took the ring to battle Amenca's see WRESTLING, pap 10 your body. The trio, comprised of vo- calist Victoria Patchen. guitarist Brian lluber. and bassist Adam Giensh. have successfully en- scmbled an album for lethargic Seasonal Affective Disorder upsets students moods. With tracks that croon dy the effect winter has on her. "It makes Symptoms may be mild or severe. "I can't fight this feeling, it's deep as it is wide, and you took me sort ot tired, but to combat that. I According to Claudia O'Neill, of the Some people it all in stride" Lucky Day sings rust surround rmselt with good, posi- JML department of nursing, SAD is not to anyone who enjoys relaxing tive people and have tun." lurner said. listed by the American Psychiatrist's music. The sound on the "Ni- get SAD during Although people have been feeling (his Association as a form of depression by kita" track is unbeatable; they wa\ for \ ears at the onset ot ioki weath- itself, but a a 'specifier' wnich distin- have similarly blended pop lyr-, er, it has only recently come to light as a guishes a particular type of pattern that winter months ics with distinct musical talent recognized phenomenon, known iaSea- can be applied to major depressive epi- that are Enya-esuue piano and ■Ona] I-th-ctive Disorder (SAD) sodes that occur in Bipolar (previously stnngs mixed with soft harmo- ■T SHAUNI DIM According to healthi/ntnul> ory, SAD known as Manic-Depressive) Disorder, nies. rrmcMwrefi is 1 form ol depieaalon that begins dur- Bipolar II Disorder or recurrent Major The slumbersome melody ing the (all and winter months when the Depressive Disorder." O'Neill goes on of "Overcast" has a beautifully- Have you ever noticed how H the (lavs gel shorter, due to.1 U k ot sunlight. to explain that because SAD is such a articulated pulse. However, like CUm RTOM shorter, vou start to fir! list- What differentiates SAD from mosi other recent finding that there is much more other soft-spoken and enchanting less, depressed tlld filled vvith the urge typea of depreerion is that symptoms to discover about the condition. albums, the progression between to crawl Into bed with your favorite typically auoaide at the onset of spring, It vou feel this way, there are some COmforl food and the remote and not when higher amounts of sunlight raise things you can do that can help you tracks is muddled. The listener finds themselves wishing for a emerge 'til May? Well, vou're not alone; seratonin lewis I lie Web site explains • ope BUPA torn has some suggestions a lot of (ML students feel the winter thai symptoms of depression includes to help you combat the winter blues iltuimuum M CASKY II MPU-TOfHs r p/wHofraphrr more definite set list. blues, but mam experience tlie feeling "fatigue, lack of interest in nonnal a* If you're looking for the ideal I hough the urge to indulge yourself in Symptoms of Seasonal Affective Disorder to a \,\r\ ingde tivihes, social withdrawal, eravmg foods and unbeatable rainy day CD, Include fatigue and a lack of enthusiasm Sim T t i>urtne\ 'lurner tries to n-ine- high in carbohydrates and weight gam.'' the triad will be in Harrisonburg see SAD, page 10 for normal activities. at The Pub on Feb. 15 at 9 p.m. Matthew SUM, fcdiior Mcagan Mihalko. Assistant hditor breezesporls&hiiimwliom SPORTS The Breeze I www.ihebreeze.org I MONDAY. FEB. 13, 2006 I 9 Buzzer Beaten Dukes get ready for final four games, JMU loses on three against CAA opponents last-second shot by W&M's Mann BY WwrtNtY Pnomrr A loss to the Lancers would CONTRIBUTING WRTTLH mean Madison would face the BY MATTHEW SIOSS prospect of completing the sea- SPORT* rnrwF The (MU men's basketball son with a record as bad as the team is in need of a win in or- 1985-'86 Dukes, who went 5-23 Saturday night, the JMU der to avoid tying the 1985-'86 — the year the CAA and the men's basketball team hosted edition as the worst team in Eastern College Athletic Asso- William & Mary in a Colonial school history. ciation merged. Athletic Association matchup Thirteen weeks into the JMU's last two games are and lost 72-70. Dean Keener, season, the Dukes sport a dis- against two of the toughest your thoughts? mal 5-18 record (2-13 in the teams in the conference — "Awful," Colonial Athletic Association). first-place George Mason and the Dukes' Men's After coming up shy, 72-71) last year's CAA champion Old second-year in Saturday night's battle for Dominion. coach said. Basketball the bottom against William 6c The Dukes return to the It's the Saturday Mary, JMU ranks last in the Convocation Center Feb. 23 for worst loss W&M 72 CAA. their final home game against I've been a JMU 70 The team had managed to ODU (17-8, 10-5 CAA). Last part of." bounce back from 12-straight time the teams met on Feb. 4, With 9:07 losses by beating Delaware JMU lost 87-69 in Norfolk. to play, the Dukes had an 11- last Monday. It was JMU's The Dukes previously suf- point lead. With 37 seconds first CAA win this season. The fered a loss to Mason Jan. 14, left, that 11-point lead was a Dukes are 1-8 on the road, with with a final score of 65-43. GMU, 70-70 tie and had JMU setting their only win coming last (19-5, 13-2 CAA), will play JMU up its final shot. The plan was Thursday against Towson. in its final regular-season game to switch everything and find With two-straight wins un- Feb. 25 in Fairfax. either senior guard Daniel der their belt, the future was After that, the Dukes head Freeman or senior center David looking brighter for (he Dukes to Richmond for the CAA Tour- Cooper. What happened was until their heartbreaking loss nament March 3 to 6, where the Dukes' 22nd turnover of at the buzzer to William & they have not advanced to the the evening. Mary Saturday. second round since 2003. "We just didn't execute The question now is, will down the stretch," Freeman the Dukes win again? said. "We just weren't able to They only have four more Men's Basketball execute and close it out." chances in the regular season William & Mary did. and one of those chances will CAA Standings After a few timeouts, the come this week when the team Tnbe was setting up an in- travels to Boston to face North- Conf./ Overall bound* play from the left side eastern Wednesday night (13- George Mason 13-2.19-5 of the basket with 2.4 seconds to 10, 9-6 CAA). The last time the go in regulation. The ball ended UNC-W 12-3, 19-7 two met was at the Convoca- up in the hands of Tnbe sopho- tion Center Dec. 3, where JMU Hofstra 11-3, 18-4 more guard Nathan Mann, who lost by 3 points, 86-83. VCU 10-5. 16-7 drained a jumper from the left Hoping to avoid being baseline as time expired to lift Ok) Dominion 10-5, 17-8 swept the Huskies, the Dukes William & Mary over |MU for will have to contain North- Northeastern 9*. 13-10 the fourth time in as many meet- eastern point guard |ose )uan ings, and stun 3,937 spectator, Drexel 7-8, 13-13 Barea, who is the CAA's lead- at JMU Convocation Center. ing scorer, averaging 20.9 Towson 6-9, 10-14 "1 knew I was going to get a points a game. He is also the William & Mary 3-11,8-15 look," said Mann, who finished league's assist leader (8.36 an with 5 points. "1 hadn't been Delaware 3-12. 7-17 outing). shooting well up to that point, After Northeastern, the Georgia State 3-12.6-17 but I told the guys I wanted the Dukes will hit the road again JMU shot." next Saturday to play the Long- 2-13. 5-18 AMY PATTiRSON 'ptu*o editor wood Lancers (8-17). JMU senior point guard Jomo Bettor drives the lane against William & Mary's Corey CofleW. see LOSS, page 12 The other basketball team Time once again to make ketball team had a winning sea- Before you start griping DOM who don't care start car- son none of us could buy lotto about how I'm not telling you tickets. Bill anything you didn't a I read \ SMM like every fortnight CllntOfl Tw HOT Count* know, I have good news. Not I wake up at 3 a.m. wondering was presi- only did I just save a bunch of win [Ml student*, emphati- dent and money on my car insurance, but cally ignore their sports teams. I didn't the women's basketball team I usually don't understand you. have a is poised to make you forget But this time I do. driver's about the plight of the men's Vou'M tickle. And it's O.K. license. program. No one tfljoyi waftchtM teams It's been I know you think watch- that don't win. It goes back to a stretch ing women's basketball isn't the "We suck, but D-hall is awe- Of futil- the saiiu' ,is watching .i men's BOnW" routine the Student Am- ity capped game, but that's whv I'm here: btnadon used to put on. We're by the To remind you that you don't inherently incapable of back- 12-game JAMES IRWIN know anything. ing an unsuccessful program. w i n I e s s They plav in the same build- I hafl why you've been avoid- streak earlier this season where ing with UWoot-high baskets ing the Convocation Center like JMU has found more ways to and coaches who wear suits. the clap for the past decade. lose than Bddlf Mush front A Iceland makes the ideal quick "field trip." Get schooled in The last time the men's bas- Bronx Tale." ser IRWIN, page 12 Geology (surreal landscapes) and Sociology (unreal nightscapes) while practicing a bit of Chemistry. Madison slays Dragons SPRING BREAK IN ICELAND IX'spite trailing b\ as manv |.nkie hilson H 1-2 4, Vlnssa McCall leads as 13, (Ml took the lead for good Suber 4-10 4-5 13, Delise )ohnson with 433 left when Alexis hit a 2-4 0-1 4, Nicole Hester 2-4 2-2 7, -::- Dukes with 13 free thmw that lifted the Dukes Anora Suber 0-3 IM> 0 Totals: 16- $ 41-XI. 49 14-18 50. 3-pointers Scanlun 1- points Friday Ihvxel Miphonion' ^anssa 3, KarLstrom 0-3. Falson 1 -2. Suber. Suber went on to score 7 points as N. 1-3, Hester 1-1, Suber. A. 0-3. from I'llll ADH.PHIA —ThtJMU the I)ragiHis uutsenred the I hike w omens basketball team de- 9-6 with 9.5 seconds left in n*gula- Records: |MU (17-4.9-3 CAAl per person, dbl occupancy leated I in-xel bon. With a l-point lead McCall Drexel (10-11,5-7CAA). in Colonial made her first -.hot of .1 one and Athletic As- Women's one foul to give |MU a 51-19 lead. -/romstir/f reports Sunday and Monday departures. s. x wilion iio Basketball Alexis soirvd JMIA I1n.1l Includes transatlantic air two nights hotel in Reykjavik, lerence play Saturday point oft of a nve thmw with .08 I nd.iv night left. Women's Basketball Iceland. Scandinavian buffet breakfast daily except .il Ihe IVsk.i- JMU 52 Ihe Dukes win puts them at lakis Center Drexel 50 seo.md place in the league. The CAA Standings arrival and airport/hotel transfers.. I h e " Dukes played Sunday at lowson, Dukes' 52-50 come-from-behind but the score was too late for this Conf./ Overall victory marked the first game edition. Old Dominion 11-0,13-7 Madison has won .1! Drexel m its last five tnes. 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At in smaller venues because during this time, make back into the swing of things ICVCfal points throughout thev ran get a lot clOMI sure you continue to eat and get up to go to class in the night, kids could be and interact more with the healthy; some comfort the cold. Even though I never heard mimicking their par- wrestlers. "These guvs do foods that are soothing skip, I still want to just stay ents — shouting obsceni- it for the fans, WWI does it and good for you include in my bed." She has, howev- ties or giving WIMtlen the tor the money," Miller said baked potatoes and soup. er, come up with some good middle finger. This behav- By the end of the night, I mm though it's hard ways to deal with the cold ior, as Timberville resident the A&E editors could no to get yourself motivated, weather. 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The the heels ot a record 12-game losing skid, over the next three minutes baton collapsing C.I,eld 5-7 2-3 12, Calvin Baker 4-12 M Oh veah, and did I mention women have cracked 3,000 fans which the Dufca (S-18, 2-13 CAAI supped down the home stretch. 11. Adam I'avton l-n 1-2 3. Adam Irum- they re 17-4? once this season and only ap- Ust Monday against Delaware. Mirilflrll W0fl "We should have never given up inoffen- boiver 0-0 0-(i 0, Alex Smith 0-0 1-2 1, Na- Barring a collapse of Bib- proach 2,000 for ndiculous mar- its second-straight at Towson Thursday. The sive rebounds, turned the ball over 22 times, than Mann 2-70-4 5. Brian Hutt 4-4 4-r. 13, lical proportion*., the Pukes keting schemes like "Duke Dog Tribe (ft-15, 3-11 CAA) has now won two out and we obviously didn't play the last lour Peter Stein 1-3 1-2 3, Tavlor Mokris 4-8 1-1 have a legitimate shot at the reads books to thousands of of their last three, and two of their three CAA or five minutes." Keener said. "It should've 10, Chris Darnell (1-1 (1-00. Totals 27-M 15. NCAA tournament. So while Girl Scouts who get free pizza wins have been over JMU. The third m ow never happened. It was just bad coaching, 29 72. 3-pointers Kilicliui 111 Smith ll-l. you have youf issues with and a T-shirt" day. G.-orgia State, which beat Madi-mi 77-53 Feb. bad players." Baker n-3, I'avton II-1, Mann 1-4, Hull l-l. substandard JMU programs, Frankly, 1 get paid wheth- 2 in the Convocation Center JMU has lour games remaining — three Mokris 1-1, Darnell 0-1, I have mv issues ivitn you, er roil show up or not. But It wasa great win for our players," \%'il- of which arc against teams with winning re- lust lik,- "Family Cuy's" Pe- I've talked to players and liam & Mary coach Tony Shaver said. "It was cords, who have alreadv batten the Mokes JMU- KyleSwanstOfl 3-7 0-07, Juwann ter (.rittin has a problem with COMhes, They all agree — it's a hard-fought game for both teams" this war: Northeastern (13-10, ■*-« CAA), lamas 6-13 0-2 12, Chris Cathlin 1-1 1-4 3, people in the IVth century. better to play in front ot I In the second the half, JML began to pull Old Dominion (17-8. 10-5 CAA) and Ccoree Jomo Belfor 1-5 0-0 2, Daniel Freeman 7-17 You know what really packed home crowd. The awa\ after taking the lead on a Freeman .V Mason (19-5, 13-2 CAA, which is Hrst pita i >.ivid Cooper 4-5 3-4 II, Joe Posey grinds my gears? When gix>d Flectnc Zoo doesn't have a pointer at the 12:35 mark, 49-46. Freeman, in the conference.) Madison's fourth game 0-0 0-0 0, Lewis Lampley 0-2 0-0 0, Gabriel tilings ajo unnoticed. You made gender barrier. who had been the catalyst during the Dukes' i- ,u-.,iinst 7-17 Longwood. Old Dominion Chami 0-0 0-0 0, Colbey Santos 1-1 0-0 3, some nice headway in 2004, So here's your reward for wins Monday and Thursday, scoring 24 is JMU's only remaining home game before Ray Barbosa 3-5 0-0 7. Totals 26-56 11-17 70. traveled in droves to Chat coming this far The women against the Blue Hens and 17 against Tow- uSe CAA Tournament March 3 to o in Rich- 3-pointers: Swanston 1-4, Belfor 0-1, Free- tanooga for a football team of host Gcovgt Mason Knday at son, finished with a game-high 25 Saturday mond. man 4-10, Santos 1-1, Barbosa 1-3. CHStiny .ind now I'm Irving to 7 p.m. The game is free, they'll against the Tnbe. tell you it might happen again. probably win and it should bo "We felt comfortable." said Cooper, who Records: William & Marv (8-15, 3-U You say you want a winner? a good time. finished with II points, six rebounds and William &Marv 3141 — 72 CAA), JMU (5-18, 2-13CAA).' (ML is 10-0 « the Convocation kspmalry if you're Canadian. 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