Nightspots #1047 • July 20, 2011

nightspots #1047 • July 20, 2011

Is that Britney in your pocket or ... They Britney-ed into the night at the Britney Spears afterparty at The Call. page 17

The final party Pubert interviews at Encompass Owl City’s in Indiana. Adam Young. page 25 page 14

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That Guy by Kirk Williamson Someone’s been a busy boy! With a crop of pictures like this, I’ll let them do most of the speaking.

Get ready for our next issue of August 3, which will be extra plump, thanks to this year’s Market Days festivities.

Rest up. Gettin’ dirty to get clean at Stonewall Inn’s foam party.

It’s actually a moustache- shaped cake lollipop at the Chicago IRL release One last shot at party at Parlour. Encompass. Boxer bangin’ [email protected] with Adam at North End. PUBLISHER Tracy Baim ASSISTANT PUBLISHER nightspots Terri Klinsky Managing Editor #1047 • July 20, 2011 Kirk Williamson ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Terri Klinsky, Kirk Williamson, Amy Matheny, Dave Ouano, Kirk Smid NATIONAL ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE MAIN COVER IMAGE Rivendell Media 212-242-6863 A Britney Spears fan (and his DIRECTOR OF NEW MEDIA dolly) at The Call Jean Albright Photo by Kirk Office BOTTOM LEFT Meghan Streit Photo by Kirk Photography BOTTOM RIGHT Mel Ferrand, Kat Fitzgerald, Kirk, Kizzy, Ryan Photo by Stunt Company Kolodziej, Anthony Meade, Dave Ouano, DJ Res-5 CAST OF CHARACTERS Andrew Davis, Homer Marrs, Marc “Moose”Moder,

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Black Pride Party at The Metro! URBANO Photos by Peter Miekina

Mr. Frankie Knuckles and Jamie Principle! CIRCUIT Photos by Pierre Cameron

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DANCING ABOUT ARCHITECTURE by Marc “Moose” Moder THE GROOVE IS IN THE HEART: MOOSE’S SUMMER JAMS

I can’t be the only who changes out their music like their sweater/shorts drawers as the seasons change. Toward fall I get very rootsy with kd lang, Neil Young, and Tom Petty; winter gets more morose with Casey Stratton, David Sylvian, Tori Amos and Damien Rice; while spring brings Pet Shop Boys, Saint Ettienne and Girl Talk. Then summer comes with a sound all its own.

Currently I’m sitting here writing this loading all three Deee-lite albums into my iPod and chair dancing to NORTH END “Picnic in the Summertime.” Deee-lite, way due for a It’s a package deal. Photos by Kirk reunion/comeback, are the overlords of happy beats from the ‘90s. They ruled the gay clubs at the tail end of the ‘80s and into 1990 with “Groove Is In the Heart,” off World Clique, but then never really captured that same vibe again. Luckily we have others from that era just as joyous: Cece Peniston, Soul II Soul and Betty Boo all come to mind. Or if you need to get more current, get The Gossip’s Beth Ditto’s EP or the new full-length by Hercules + Love Affair, who’ve both made incredible homages to that house sound recently.

We’re gay, so dance music is our go-to for summer tunes, but also consider getting sexy with some Sade or Tracey Thorn as well. They are, in my book, the two best vocalists of our time and both just take you away on a small cumulus cloud of joy with anything they do.

Finally, if rolling down the windows and cruising boys is your thing, Sade may not work. Give them something that says butch cool like Def Leppard’s Pyromania album (the only real Def Lep CD) or De La Soul’s classic hip hop masterpiece 3 Feet High and Rising. Both have great speaker power and say, “He might be straight; I bet I can have him though.”

Whatever your groove is, make sure you groove responsibly and with many, many others. Summer music is all about getting it on with others, just like life.

Come check Moose’s grooves at two new gigs at Downtown Bar and The Glenwood this summer.

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SAT SAT SAT SUN SUN Bobby Love’s Coppolino’s Four Farthings T’s Hideaway 9pm-Midnight 10:30pm-2:30am 9:30pm-1:30am 5 pm-9 pm 10 pm-1:30 am (773) 525-1200 (773) 735-8647 (773) 935-2060 (773) 784-6000 (708) 771-4459 COMING VERY SOON - Over 120,000 new songs!

Sing the secret song and win at these locations!!! Weekly raffles for prizes at Bobby Love’s - The Closet Jackhammer Pot increases each week until someone wins. Visit creaokekaraoke.com. Now contact us at 773-720-7347 or [email protected] This is some high-class shizz. ELIXIR Photos by Kirk

All the foamy goodness of the Foam Party. STONEWALL INN Photos by Kirk

12 nightspots July 20, 2011 foam party Sat. July 23 On the Patio

Starts at 8 p.m. $5 cover gets you a drink ticket at the door

Drink specials throughout the night.

Stonewall Inn “BOYSTOWN in the ‘burbs!” 8143 W. 47th St., Lyons, IL 708-442-0234 www.stonewallchicago.com Owl on the prowl Interview by Randy Pubert The musical project known as Owl City was created by Adam Young in 2007. His electronic music made him a Platinum performer with the hit single “Fireflies” on the album Ocean Eyes. His new record, All Things Bright and Beautiful, continues that trend and brings him back to Chicago this month.

Nightspots Magazine: Hi, Adam. Do people call you Adam or Owl? Adam Young: My parents call me “Bugs,” my friends call me Adam and my fans call me “Hey dude” or “Excuse me, Mr. Owl Man.”

NM: Where did the name Owl City get its start? AY: A great question. My sister once had a pet owl when she was in 5th grade and it got loose in her Sunday school room at church. Somehow the poor bird found its way into the air ducts and ultimately wound up flapping around the ceiling of the sanctuary during old Pastor Anderson’s epic sermon. People cheered and clapped until the owl got tired and landed on a pew back where my Dad took a flying football leap over four rows of pews and made an amazing tackle. It was just one of those priceless memories that has never left me.

NM: Your music grew out of Myspace.com? AY: I happened to be in the right place at the right time when Myspace.com was booming and labels suddenly started calling and everything just kind of happened. It was pretty surreal for someone who never expected or necessarily wanted musical success.

NM: Were you musically inclined growing up? AY: I was more of a skateboard guy. That was my dream. Out of boredom, I mowed lawns all summer and bought my first synth and that’s what ultimately kindled my passionate love for creativity.

NM: Do you like doing movie projects such as Alice in Wonderland or Legends of the Guardians? AY: I absolutely adore them and it’s always been my dream to have a hand in the composition/recording/editing of film scores. Working in film is where I want to end up someday whenever the electronic pop thing ceases to amuse me.

NM: What inspired the new album? AY: My imagination played the biggest role. I grew up an only child so I had to invent my own entertainment and ways to keep busy. That carried over into music writing and so I merely just let my imagination run wild. There are some quirky things in the new record that even I don’t know where they came from. I like that though. I like ambiguity.

NM: Is that a Back to the Future car that I spotted in “Deer in the Headlights” song? AY: Indeed. It was a blast driving that thing, the actual car from the films. I couldn’t believe it. Thank goodness I didn’t get a speeding ticket.

Owl City flies into town July 29 at the Aragon Ballroom. For tickets and information try http://jamusa.com. More on Owl: visit http://www. owlcitymusic.com 14 nightspots Photo by Stunt Company July 20, 2011 Mary-oke!Mary-oke!NOW EVEN WHACKIER! WednesdaysWednesdays NEW:NEW: ThemeTheme Nights!Nights! w/w/ KJKJ HamyBearHamyBear sundaysSundays checkcheck websitewebsite forfor detailsdetailsLIVELIVE BANDBAND MARYOKEMARYOKE 1st1st SunSun startingstarting AugAug 7th!7th! Happy times. SCARLET Photos by Dave Ouano

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16 nightspots July 20, 2011 Happy times. The after-Britney Britney party. THE CALL Photos by Kirk

Hipsters unite for the Chicago IRL release party at Northern Lights. PARLOUR Photos by Kirk

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20 nightspots July 20, 2011 July 28 • Rosemont Theatre Buy Tickets at JAMUSA.com • Rosemont Theatre Box Office All Ticketmaster Outlets • 800-745-3000 • Online at ticketmaster.com www.dollypartonmusic.net ® WHERE MY DRANK AT?

WEDNESDAYS Berlin STARDUST Thursdays, with live Berlin Cosmix: DJ Greg Haus, electro, progres- 3160 Paul Marinaro and His Jazz Trio performances and special DJs, Last Thu. is co- sive, and alternative, $1 Select Shots, $3 @mosphere $2 well, $2 Miller Light draft, $5 conspired by ratcatchers.com and CULT. $2 Berlin Bombs , $5 Tropical Sex. $5 and up Svedka vodka, open mic 7:30-10:30 p.m. Old Style lights, $3 Berlin bombs, $6 Makers, cover starts at 11 p.m. Berlin $1 select shots, $2 PBRs, $5.50 Absolut $6 Effen, $5 cover Big Chicks DJ and dancing 10 p.m., no cover, 1/3 flavors. 2nd Wed.— Manaise: A Bear Party, w/ Big Chicks $10 Pitchers of Blue Moon, $2.75 lb cheeseburger $5, $3 basket of appetizers DJ Zack. Hosted by Jason Cox & Richie. Last Rolling Rock, $4 Cosmos, Chicken specials (zucchini, mushroom, onion rings, poppers) Wed.— Disco Obsession, DJ Pervy, night—$5 wing basket, $6 Chicken breast Bobby Love’s Karaoke w/ Creagh 9:30 p.m. - Big Chicks Euchre Club 7:30 p.m., $4 Stoli Mar- sandwich $5 chickenburger 1:30 a.m. tini, $6 Leinie Pitchers, $5 Quesadilla night Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic & draft, $1 Pucker Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps (Chicken or Veggie) Bucks $3.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $3.50 The Call $4 Bacardi drinks, $1 Dekuyper shots, Bobby Love’s $1 off domestic, $1 Pucker, $3 well dance video mix 6-9 p.m., Twin Spin video Jäger shots The Call $4 Absolut cocktails, $8 Absolut party 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Bucks $3.50 Domestics drafts & bottles, $3.50 Martinis/Cosmos Charlie’s Two-steppin’ lessons with Stina at 10 well Charlie’s $3 top shelf drinks and beer, ‘80s p.m., country with DJ Michael B ‘til 1:30 a.m., The Call Curtains Up Wednesdays with show- flashback night Afterhours dance with DJ LuLu tune videos at 9 p.m., $3 off call martinis, $5 Circuit La Noche Loca w/ DJ Fast Freddy & DJ Circuit Flashback Fridays with inexpensive drink Jameson shots Rock-O-Mix, Miss Ketty’s show at 10 p.m. specials and hits from the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s & Cell Block Open 4 p.m. w/ Giani, All import The Closet Karaoke with Creagh at 9:30 p.m., $5 2000s, Last week: Urbano hip hop party beers (bottles & drafts) $3.50 Long Islands The Closet $5 Jose Margaritas Charlie’s $2 Miller Lites, $3 Skyy cocktails Club Krave StarFinder Craig’s Karaoke with Club Krave Male dancers w/ bartenders Eric The Closet $5 all fruit cocktails bartender Andrew, $5 you-call-it top shelf and Romey, $10 dom. buckets, $16 import Club Krave $5 Three Olive cocktails; $7 Three Cocktail Go-go boys at 10 p.m., DJ Psycho buckets, DJ Brandi Wyne Olive martinis, 1st & 3rd Wed.: Island Girls Bitch, $6 PBR buckets (6 cans), $12 Infusion Cocktail $5.50 Infusion vodka cocktails, $5 meetings with bartender Miss Brandi Wyne. vodka carafes, 1/2 off wine bottles with food Jägerbombs, go-go boys at 10 p.m., hosted 2nd & 4th Wed.: So You Think You Can Drag purchase by Chicago’s Cher (1st & last Fri. of the month) Cocktail Teri Yaki’s & dusTy’s Twisted Trivia! 8 Crew Karaoke Fun Time with Mr. Bill. $3 tap Crew Wanna Play Fridays with free ping-pong p.m. with Brain Food app specials from the beers and darts. P.B.R. Cans $2, Goose Island Honk- kitchen, $6 Infusion cocktails, $9 Miller Lite Downtown $6 Tito’s cocktails ers pints $3.50, $5 Mega Mojitos, 1/2 price carafes, Humpty Hump Wednesday dance DS Tequlia Co. $10 Big Bottles of wine with nachos. 4th Friday-Frat Boy Friday, w/ Hot party 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. plastic cups, $3 Jamo shots, $3 Soco shots Bar Jock Contest at 11:30 p.m. Crew Open for lunch 11:30a.m., Blue Moon pints Olympics at 10 p.m. with prizes Downtown $5 Jack and Jäger shots $3.50, 1/2 price Martinis Hamburger Mary’s $1 off home-brew pints DS Tequlia Co. Happy Hours 4-7p.m. includes ½ Downtown $3 Bud Light drafts, $6 Don Q Hunters Hunters Hunks, $120 Stoli bottle price apps, $10 Rum Fishbowl, $15 Marg Fish DS Tequlia Co. Trivia and Black Out Buckets (4 service, $6 Stoli Cocktails, $4 Corona Lts, $3 Bowl, bottle beer or draft special, $1 shots bottle beers, 4 Jäger shots) Cruzan Bombs, Underwear Contest w/ Lilly Halsted’s $5 Stoli mixed & bombs, $12 Bud Halsted’s $5.95 chicken fajitas, $3.50 Coronas White Towers, DJ Willyum Light/Miller Lite pitchers Hamburger Mary’s “Cabaret Project” at 7:30, Hydrate Effen Thursdays: DJ Phil DaBeatz, $5 Hamburger Mary’s $5 Mary’s Punch pints $10 cover. MaryOke with HamyBear at 9 p.m. Effen cocktails, $5 Effen bombs, Stage Door Hunters BBQ 5-9 p.m., $5 Sweet Tea, $5 Cruzan $4 UV and Cruzan (all flavors) and $3 domes- Johnnies perform Cherry Bombs, Hunters Hunks, DJ Ron tic bottles. No cover after 9 p.m. Jackhammer $2 MGD/Miller Lite/Bud/Bud Hydrate TPAN’s Positively Aware party 8-11 p.m. Hunters $4 Skyy/Skyy Bombs, $4 Cruzan Rum Light, $3 premium domestics and imports, on 2nd Friday of the month, Weekly DJs til 4 Hydrate 1/2 price Martinis, Hy-Drag Review 9:30 DJ Man Scott a.m., no cover til midnight p.m., also DJ Laura B Jeffrey Pub No cover, free entry pass to first 35 InnExile Here’s the Beef male dancers 11 p.m. Jackhammer $1 well drinks, $5 buy-in, play Wii guests to be used Friday or Saturday Jackhammer DJ Man Scott, 1st Fri.-The Flesh Jeffrey Pub Game night—Bid Whist, spades, Mary’s Attic Big Red’s Cabaret with Meghan Hungry Dog Show, Last Fri.-ManHunt.com dominoes, darts, drink tickets for every Murphy (2nd & 4th Thurs), “Fatally Cool” (1st party winning hand Thurs), “Hedwig Unplugged” (3rd Thurs). No Jeffrey Pub Guys All Night Out dance party, Mary’s Attic MaryOke with DJ Matador at 9 p.m. cover. $1 off home-brew pints. $3 cover $3 well cocktails and domestic bottles Parlour Lipstick: hot girls’ dance party, $4 Mary’s Attic Feel Good Fridays with Rogue DJ at Parlour Indie Parlour with community and cocktails, DJ Teri Bristol 9 p.m. $5 Mary’s Punch pints. No cover music events. $3 PBRs Roscoe’s Alternative Sounds in front bar, $12 Parlour House of Divas drag show, different Roscoe’s You’re the Star Karaoke with Three-O Pomegranate Cosmo pitchers; $3 off divas each week, DJ Teri Bristol Honey West at 10 p.m., Free Pool all day, $12 Martinis, $2.50 Miller Lite drafts, $10 Miller Roscoe’s $15 Absolut Pink Lemonade pitchers, Smirnoff Raspberry Twist Tidal Wave pitchers, Lite Pitchers, $5 Three-O Bombs. Last Thu.: $3 off Martinis, $3.50 Peroni bottles, $5 1/2 price wine bottles, $3 off Martinis, $2.50 Wet Boxer Contest at midnight Bacardi bombs Miller Lite drafts, $10 Miller Lite pitchers, $5 Scarlet Frat Night, hosted by Kevin, $5 40s of Scarlet The First Ward Ball, $4 Well Drinks, $4 Smirnoff Bombs. Last Thu.: Wet Boxer Contest Miller Lite, Corona and King Cobra; $5 Long wine glasses, $4 domestics, DJ Dolo w/ Frida Lay at midnight Island mini-pitchers, DJ Katy R Sidetrack Showtunes 5-9 p.m., Best of Sidetrack Scarlet Sorry For Partying: featuring Hi-Life DJs, Scot’s $4 all drafts 9 p.m. - 2 a.m. $3 PBR tall boys, $4 Svedka drinks and $4 Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3 - 8 p.m., Laugh Sofo $6 Miller Lite double pints, $6 Rick-tinis shot menu Track comedy night hosted by Adam Guerino Spin Papito Latin party. Also, The Shower Party, Scot’s $2 off all Cosmos and Bradley Thomas 8-9 p.m. sign up by 11:30 p.m., contest at midnight, Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Classic Sofo $3 Miller Lite draft pints, $5 Jameson shots $5 Absolut cocktails, $4 Blue Moon drafts, $5 Sidetrack, 8 p.m.-2 am Spin SpinTube: watch your favorite viral vids Skyy cocktails, $6 Skyy bombs Sofo Wine Down Wednesdays--$5 glasses and with Don Brown. Karaoke 10 p.m. - close, $5 Stonewall Inn StarFinder karaoke AND hot male 1/2 off bottles of wine Absolut cocktails, $6 Miller Lite or High Life dancers, $5 margaritas Spin Dollar Drink Night, $1cocktails, wine and personal pitchers 3160 POP Goes the Gio! beer all night as well as $6 Bacardi Bombs Stonewall Inn $5 Long Islands Touché 1st week - MAFIA; 2nd week - Full Moon Stonewall Inn $1 domestic drafts Touché Handballer Night, red/white hanky party and contest; 3rd week - ONYX Club Touché Bear-Chested night specials, club room open night, Club Room open at 10 p.m. Velvet Rope $6 pizza specials, $3 drafts Velvet Rope $3 Sapporo pints, $6 Cosmos, Velvet Rope Karaoke with Creagh, $6 Grey monthly local LGBT band performances Goose THURSDAYS 3160 Arnie Lanza FRIDAYS SATURDAYS @mosphere Male Dancers, $5 Absolut, $3 well, 3160 Pop Goes the Gio show @mosphere GAYM Day-New sports channels $8 Bud Light pitchers @mosphere Male dancers at 10 p.m. $5 Stoli, and FREE hot dog lunch. $5 Stoli, $5 Bloody Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m. DJ Eric Hall Marys all day. Male dancers at 10 p.m.

22 nightspots July 20, 2011 Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m Charlie’s Euchre 6 p.m., karaoke with Man Fag Margaritas Berlin $1 select shots, $3 Berlin Bombs, $5 at 9 p.m., $10 top-shelf pitchers & frozen slushies Tropical Sex. Twisted w/ DJ Chester or DJ The Closet Free darts, $5 Jose Margaritas Hunters Service Industry Night, $2 all beers, $3 Larissa, $5 and up cover starts at 11 p.m. 1st & Club Krave Drag Bingo @ 7 p.m. with Brandi U-Call-Its, $4 top shelf 3rd Sat: Drag Matinee with House of Santana Wyne, karaoke with Star Finder Karaoke at Hydrate $1 drinks all night, no cover before 9 p.m.-midnight 9:30 p.m., $2 drafts, $5 draft pitchers midnight, DJ Laura B. Big Chicks Euchre Club 6 p.m., DJ and dancing Cocktail $1 well drinks inside, $2 Mimosas, Jackhammer $3 U-Call-It (excluding Long 10 p.m., no cover Garden brunch party 11 a.m. - 4 p.m., Go-go Islands and Martinis), free pool Bobby Love’s Featured artist nite, trivia shots & boys at 6 p.m., DJ Uncle Milty at 8 p.m., DJ Maneuvers Karaoke Mondays w/ Miss Bobbi giveaways w/ DJ Tim Pete Augusta at 11 p.m Mary’s Attic Live soap opera “The Ville” at 8 The Call $5 Absolut cocktails, $5 Jameson shots, Crew $9.50 Lite pitchers, Double Bloody Marys p.m., $10 video dance party $6, VJ Ven from 3 - 9:30p.m., VJ Bobby Marley Parlour Karaoke with Creaoke 9 p.m.-1 a.m., $5 Charlie’s Country with DJ Michael B 9 p.m.-2 9:30 p.m. Miller Lite pitchers a.m., Afterhours dance with DJ LuLu Downtown $4 Stella Roscoe’s You’re the Star karaoke with Honey Circuit Urbano hip-hop/house night, DJs Kenae, DS Tequlia Co. $10 Mimosa mugs, $1 Kick West, 10 p.m., $12 Bacardi Razz-Berry Lem- Anton and Corona, $10 the Keg onade pitchers, $3 off all Martinis, $2.50 The Closet $5 Jose Margaritas Halsted’s $6 champagne cocktails, $4 22 oz. Miller Lite Drafts, $10 Miller Lite Pitchers; $5 Club Krave Club Krave Divas drag show, bar- Bud Lights, 12 Stoli Bloodies during brunch Smirnoff Bombs tenders Romie and Markie, $10 mixed drink Hamburger Mary’s Mimosa Brunch served ‘til 3 Scarlet Live Music Mondays, $5 select Martinis, pitchers, DJ KY p.m., first mimosa free, then $2 $5 wine glasses, $3 PBR tallboys Cocktail Garden Brunch Party 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Hunters BBQ 5-9 p.m., $3 Tallboy PBR, $5 24oz Scot’s $3 all domestic bottles food & carry-out until 11 p.m., DIVA DJs— Miller Lt, $5 26oz Corona, $5 Bloody Mary, Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., Show- rotating DJs include All the Way Kay, Miss $1 Mimosas, Lilly Presents: Drag 10:30 p.m., tunes, 8 p.m.-2 a.m. Michaela, Heather Doble, Carla Starla and DJ Willyum Sofo $4 well cocktails more. Go-go boys at 10:30 p.m. $2 Mimosas Hydrate DJ Jeannette Spin RuPaul’s Drag Race 9 p.m., Karaoke with Crew Football with $2.75 Bud Light drafts and InnExile Karaoke by Mariah Productions Phoenix O’Hara 10 p.m.-2 a.m., $4 Skyy $3.75 Shiner Bock drafts, VJ Ven spinning Jackhammer $7 Long Islands, Amy Armstrong cocktails, $5 Skyy bombs, $4 Miller Lite & from 6 - 10 p.m., VJ Bobby Marley 10 p.m. and Lloyd Young Open Mic Night High Life drafts Downtown $8 Vodka and Red Bulls Jeffrey Pub Ol’ Skool dance party, no cover Touché Barstool Jocks - WWF wrestling & sports DS Tequlia Co. $1 shots Mary’s Attic MaryOke with Velicity Metropolis at 8 p.m., free pizza Halsted’s $6 champagne cocktails, $4 22 oz. 9 p.m. $4 UV and Cruzan (all flavors) and $3 Velvet Rope Chicagoland Gay & Lesbian Singles Bud Lights, 12 Stoli Bloodies during brunch domestic bottles. No cover after 9 p.m. Meet-up sponsored by OPLAGA, $4 Martini Hamburger Mary’s Mimosa Brunch served ‘til Parlour Sports@Parlour: $4 domestic pitchers, flights 3 p.m., first mimosa free, then $2, $4 Leinie $4 Skyy Bloody Mary bar bottles Roscoe’s Male Call hosted by Frida Lay at 5 p.m., TUESDAYS Hunters $5 Skyy Cocktails, $100 Skyy bottle $12 Absolut Long Island pitchers, $2.50 Bud 3160 Cabaret open mic service, Hunters Hunks, DJ Dan Light bottles, $5 Bacardibombs, $3 off Double @mosphere $1 well and Bud Light drafts Hydrate DJ Ralphi Rosario 11 p.m. - 5 a.m. Bloody Mary’s, $3 off Martinis Berlin Sinful Circus with DJ Chester, $1 well and Jackhammer DJ Man Scott, 1st Sat.-Great Lakes Sidetrack Cocktail Hour videos 3-8 p.m., PBR, $5 cover Bears with DJ Chris Eterno, 2nd Sat.-Bear Showtunes 4-9 p.m., best of the 60s-80s, 9 Big Chicks $5.50 Golden Margaritas, $4 Marga- Dance Party with buffet, 3rd Sat.-Underwear p.m.-2 a.m. ritas, $5 Chicken burger night, $3 Meatball Party with DJ Phil DaBeatz Scarlet Liquid Brunch: DJs Nick Phoenix and DJ Sandwiches (dine-in only) Jeffrey Pub Girls All Night Out dance party, $3 Dolo, $12 bottles of champagne, $4 Mimosas, Bobby Love’s $2 domestic, draft and well drinks. cover, show with host Indigo Blue $4 Bloody Marys, $3 domestic beer Bucks $10 Miller pitchers, $2 Schnapps Mary’s Attic Dance Party with DJ Oskar & John Sofo $5 “Sofo Marys” with Petar The Call Watch Glee at 7 p.m. with $3 Miller Murges at 9 p.m. $5 Frozen Slushies. No cover Spin Super Size Me Sundays with all Absolut Lites Parlour DJ Luis M., $4 drafts cocktails served in super-sized pint glasses, Charlie’s $10 Absolut pitchers, $2 Bud/Bud Roscoe’s No cover before 10 p.m., $5 cover doors open at noon. Game Show trivia, 10 Light, $4 Jäger & bombs, karaoke 9 p.m-1 a.m. after, $15 Absolut Pink Lemonade pitchers, p.m - midnight, hosted by Debbie Fox Club Krave College Jock Night: first drink 50% $3 off Martinis, $3.50 Peroni Bottles, $5 Touché Open at noon, beer bust, 50¢ Bud & off w/college ID, $2 well, $1 draft beer, $4 Bacardibombs Bud Light drafts, pool tournament at 7 p.m., dom. pitchers Scarlet Crossfader Kings DJ Group, $5 well, $5 movie night in club room at 10 p.m. The Closet $3 well, Trivia Tuesdays imports Velvet Rope Mean Girls Brunch: $25 for unlim- Cocktail $2 tacos, $10 El Jimador carafes, $4 Sidetrack Sidetrack Classics 3 - 9 p.m., Best of ited mimosas, buffet brunch and a show, beer Coronas, Karaoke with Nolan in the Garden Sidetrack 9 p.m. - 3 am bucket specials Bar at 10, go-go boys 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. Spin Dance party with DJ Riley York and go-go Crew Bud pints $2.75, Bud Light Lime bottles boys, second Sat. of month is Fish Tank by MONDAYS $3, Taco Tuesdays with $1 tacos Dummy Corps, $10 20 oz. Bacardi fishbowls 3160 Open-mic comedy showcase Downtown $5 Jäger, Glee at 7, followed by Tal- Stonewall Inn $5 Long Islands or Blue Berlin $2 PBRs, $3 Heinekens. 2nd Mon.— entless Tuesday Karaoke with Off-Key Kenny Motherf***ers CAMP, campy music & campy horror w/ DS Tequlia Co. $2 beer cans (including 16 Touché Open 3 p.m., 1st week-Great Lakes Jackson & Shaina. 3rd Mon.— Industry Night oz. PBR) Bears, Weekly fetish parties @ 10 p.m. Club w/ Loren Agron, Danny LeRoy & Shaina. Last Hamburger Mary’s ‘Tini-Tuesday with $3 off all Room open Mon.— PERV, A night of rock n’ pleasure Mary’s specialty martinis, “Pop Quiz” trivia Velvet Rope Guest DJs, $5 bombs Big Chicks $2 off all pitchers, $1 1/4lb burgers, night in Rec Room, $3 off all Mary-tinis and $5 Veggie Burgers (dine-in only) $2 PBR cans SUNDAYS The Call Drag Factor: open drag competition Hunters $1 Wells, $1 Drafts, DJ Willyum @mosphere $5 Absolut, $8 Miller Light pitchers, with live judges and cash prizes, hosted by Jackhammer Karaoke with Creagh 10 p.m., $3 $3 speciality shots Ashley Morgan. $2.50 well, $3 Miller products Bacardi and Finlandia (all flavors) Baton Shows 8:30 p.m., 10:30 p.m., 12:30 a.m., Charlie’s $2 well, $3 Bacardi, $10 Absolut pitch- Parlour Grüve@Parlour: house music with DJs 2 for 1 admission with coupon available at ers, line dance lessons 7 p.m., It’s Just BINGO Butch Duncan, Psycho Bitch, Freddie Bain and www.thebatonshowlounge.com. Bitch with Man Fag at 11 p.m. Michael Serafini, $4 u-call-its Berlin $2 PBRs, $3 Heinekens, $5.50 So Co. 1st Circuit Mondays with Mz. Ruff-n-Stuff & the Roscoe’s “Drag Race 2011” with Frida Lay, $12 Sunday: Madonnarama w/ DJ Riley; 2nd Rocketts, DJ Stoney Absolut Mandrin Cosmopolitan pitchers, $3 Sunday: True Faith ‘80s night w/ DJ Chester; Cocktail $1 grilled cheeses. Monday Madness off Martinis, $2.50 Miller Lite Drafts, $10 Miller Last Sunday: “Block Rockin” ‘90s Night w/Greg with half off all drinks, ‘80s New Wave with Lite Pitchers, $5 Three-O Bombs Haus & Chester tender reX 4-9 p.m., Mayhem 9-2 Scarlet ‘90s Night, DJ Heather Doble, $6 vodka Big Chicks Free BBQ/inside picnic at 4:30 p.m., Crew Pub Stumpers trivia, $50 bar tab for win- lemonade mini-pitchers, $3 domestic beers $2.50 vodka lemonades ning team, $6 Ruby Red/Mango Margaritas Scot’s $2 off all Martinis Bobby Love’s Open at noon with Connie 1/2 Price wings six $3/twelve $4.50,1/2 priced Sidetrack U-Video, all request night Bucks Sunday cookout, $10 Miller pitchers, $2 wings 5 p.m. ‘til close. Spin Dart Tournament 7 p.m. Mercedes and Schnapps DS Tequlia Co. Half off all food MTV star Shane host Bingo 10 p.m. - 1 a.m. The Call $6 Absolut Peppar Bloody Mary’s, $4 Halsted’s $5.95 burgers, $4 22 oz. Bud Lights Touché Hard Core Tuesdays, club room open Jim Beam cocktails, $1 Dekuyper shots, movie Hamburger Mary’s Charity HamBINGO with at 10 p.m.. matinee at 4:30 p.m. Velicity Metropolis at 8 p.m., $5 Sauza nightspots 23 July 20, 2011 WHERE MY BAR AT? ANDERSONVILLE 21 Cell Block 43 Downtown 1 @mosphere 3702 N. Halsted St. 440 N. State St. 5355 N. Clark St. www.CellBlock-Chicago.com DowntownBarandLounge.com atmospherebar.com 22 Charlie’s 44 Second Story Bar 2 The Anvil 3726 N. Broadway Ave. 157 E. Ohio St. 1137 W. Granville Ave. CharliesChicago.com 16 3 Big Chicks 23 Circuit Near North 8 5024 N. Sheridan Rd. 3641 N. Halsted St. 45 Club 2506 11 2

BigChicks.com CircuitClub.com 2506 N. Clybourn Ave. 4 4 The Call 24 The Closet 46 The Prop House 9 1547 W. Bryn Mawr Ave. 3325 N Broadway Ave. 1675 N. Elston Ave. 7 1 CattleCallChicago.com 25 Cocktail 15 5 Crew 3359 N. Halsted St. The Southside 10 3 4804 N. Broadway Ave. CocktailBarChicago.com 47 Club Escape 13 5 WorldsGreatestBar.com 26 D.S.Tequila Co. 1530 E. 75th St. 14 12 6 The Glenwood 3352 N. Halsted St. ClubEscapeChicago.com 6 6962 N. Glenwood St. dstequila.com 48 Escapades TheGlenwoodbar.com 27 Elixir 6301 S. Harlem Ave. 7 Hamburger 3452 N. Halsted St. 49 InnExile Mary’s/Mary’s ElixirChicago.com 5758 W. 65th St. Attic 28 Halsted’s InnExileChicago.com 5400 N. Clark St. 3441 N. Halsted St. 50 Jeffrey Pub HamburgerMarysChicago.com HalstedsChicago.com 7041 S. Jeffery Blvd. 8 Jackhammer 29 Hydrate 6406 N. Clark St. 3458 N. Halsted St. The Burbs 22 35 Jackhammer-Chicago.com HydrateChicago.com 51 Club Krave 19 21 23 9 Joie De Vine 30 Kit Kat 13126 S. Western Ave. 30 1744 W. Balmoral Ave. 3700 N. Halsted St. Blue Island, IL 10 Man’s Country KitKatChicago.com ClubKrave.com 31 41 Little Jim’s 52 Hideaway 29 5017 N. Clark St. (bath) 31 27 28 20 MansCountryChicago.com 3501 N. Halsted St. 7301 W. Roosevelt Rd. 36 35 38 11 Parlour LittleJimsChicago.com Forest Park, IL 26 34 6341 N. Clark St. 32 Lucky Horseshoe hideawayforestpark.com 37 25 24 18 40 ParlourOnClark.com 3169 N. Halsted St. 53 Hunters 39

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Spyners.com 36 Roscoe’s Joliet, IL 53 15 T’s 3356 N. Halsted St. JolietManeuvers.com 5025 N. Clark St. Roscoes.com 56 Stonewall Inn 58 TsBarChicago.com 37 Scarlet 8143 W. 47th St. 16 Touché 3320 N. Halsted St. Lyons, IL 6412 N. Clark St. ScarletBarChicago.com stonewallchicago.com 44 Sidetrack 57 Velvet Rope 46 ToucheChicago.com 38 45 42 3349 N. Halsted St. 728 W. Lake St. 43

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Wed., July 20 Chicago’s legendary label. out the night. 8143 W. 47th www.hydratechicago.com Center On Halsted Dining on DJs Greg Haus and JenaMax. St., Lyons, IL. 8 p.m., www. the Rooftop. Join the Center No cover before 11 p.m. stonewallchicago.com Followed by Cosmix. 9 p.m., Club Krave Amateur Strip Sunday, July 24 on Halsted for a unique, Scot’s Scott Palango’s Rewind- 954 W. Belmont Ave., http:// Contest/Audition. Join Mr. intimate dining experience Retro 40th Birthday BBQ. www.berlinchicago.com Club Krave Myke Kagan as on the Richard M. Daley Swatch, Nu Wave, Neon, Spin Shower Contest. Join he hosts this 2nd Amateur Rooftop Terrace. Tickets are Benetton & John Hughes. Spin’s sexy GoGo Boys each Strip contest. No cover. $200 $25; 6:30 p.m., 773-472-6469, Ahhh, those were the days. Friday for their Shower Party in prizes for Best Female http://www.centeronhalsted. Join Scooter in an attempt from. Check out the new ex- and Male winners. Male org/cohrooftopdining.html to recapture his youth. citing shower, which lowers winner will have a chance to Cocktail House Infusion - Ser- ‘80s kitsch encouraged! from the ceiling. 10 p.m., 800 audition to work with one vice Industry Day Hosted by Food served ‘til 5 but the W. Belmont Ave, http://www. of Chicago’s Hottest MALE Teri Yaki. Hosted appetizers shenanigans continue thru spin-nightclub.com Exotic Dance companies and shot reception start at 8 the night. 2 p.m., 1829 W. Hydrate Super Hero Party. Sarabia’s Boyz. DJ KY. $5 p.m. $5 at door. DJs Teri Bris- Montrose Ave. Get there by 9:30 p.m. to Long Islands, $12 oversized tol, Carla Starla and DuBCuB. 2nd Annual Wheelie Bar register for the superhero mixed drink pitchers. 8 p.m., 3359 N. Halsted Street Crawl: Dirty Roller Derby costume contest at 10. Over Club Krave, 13126 S. Western Charlie’s Cub Cake. Come out Start at Sofo at 3 with a $150 in cash and prizes Ave. Blue Island, IL, http:// for the newest cub party costume and dirty derby awarded to the top three www.clubkrave.com to hit Chicago! Wet boxers name contest, followed by a costumes, as well as tickets BRITISH Revolution contest starts at 11 with a stop at T’s, then @mosphere to see the Green Lantern and CircuitMOM Productions, $100 prize for the winner. and ending things off with a Transformers. Stick around Inc. and LiveNation are DJ Dee2 will be spinning all dancing, lip-dubbing queen after the contest and dance proud to present the night with $2 32oz pitchers on wheels contest at The the night away to the sounds exclusive Chicago debut of of Miller Lite. Plus plenty of Call. Prizes will be given at of resident DJ Greg Drescher. internationally acclamd DJ sweets for the cubby boys! every stop. The theme this $4 Jameson shots. No Lee Dagger of Bimbo Jones 9 p.m., 3726 N. Broadway, year is Dirty Roller Derby. cover until midnight. 3458 for “The BRITISH REVOLU- http://www.charlieschicago. So start thinking of your N. Halsted St., http://www. TION” at Chicago’s famed com dirty little derby name and hydratechicago.com House Of Blues. 10 p.m., putting that outfit together. 329 N Dearborn, http:// 3 p.m., Sofo, 4923 N. Clark St., Thursday, July 21 www.facebook.com/#!/ http://www.sofobarchicago. Jackhammer CD4-Chicago, a Saturday, July 23 notes/matthew-harvat/ Sidetrack Join Equality Illinois com monthly social event for the revolution-chicago-debuts- for their annual Celebrity Pie Mary’s Attic A Boy and His Va- HIV-Positive and HIV-Friendly uk-superstar-remixerpro- Toss. This is your chance to gina: The Re-opening. Back community presents our ducer-lee-dagger-of-bimbo- throw a pie in the eye of your by Popular Demand! From version of the game show jones/10150255356921797 favorite community celeb- Mom and Dad Productions. 7 A Minute To Win It, 7 p.m., Spin RuPaul’s Drag Race’s Juju rity! 2 p.m., 3349 N Halsted p.m., 5400 N. Clark St. 6406 N Clark Street, http:// Bee performs. 11 p.m., 800 St, http://www.eqil.org www.facebook.com/event. W. Belmont Ave., http:// Crew Parkinson’s Disease php?eid=227821337240016, www.spin-nightclub.com Benefit. Crew teams up Tuesday, July 26 773-655-0912, Hydrate Disco Inferno. DJ Lau- Battle of the Bars: Drag Race with Room and Board to Hydrate Binary: A Bisexual ra B spins classic disco hits as Come out and support raise money for Parkinson’s night for all. Whether you well as some new/unheard your favorite Chicago bar Disease. Purchase a $20 wrist are single or coupled, bi, gay, remixes. Get there at 10 p.m. staff as they compete in a band and pay only $2.50 straight or queer, out and for a retro costume contest variety of crazy challenges. for domestic drafts and well proud or quietly supportive, hosted by Cyon Flare. Over A champion will be crowned cocktails from 6-10 p.m. Mu- looking for friends or out on $200 in cash and prizes will at the finale event August sic by VJ Bobby Marley. Raffle the prowl or simply looking be given to the top three 16. No cover charge for these prizes! 4804 N. Broadway, for a fun night out - Binary costumes. Stick around after events, but attendees will http://www.worldsgreatest- is for YOU! 9 p.m., 3458 N. that as some of your favorite be eligible to win special bar.com Halsted, http://stereokiller- drag queens and neighbor- giveaways. The Battle of the Stonewall Inn Foam Party. Get productions.webs.com hood hotties strut the Bars proudly supports the all sudsy on the patio at this runway with retro fashions 2011 Gay Softball World special foam party. $5 cover from BEATNIX at midnight! Series, which will be played Friday, July 22 gets you a drink ticket at the No cover until midnight. 10 in Chicago this August 29 - Berlin Wax Trax Showcase door. Drink specials through- with music and video from p.m., 3458 N. Halsted St., September 3. Special thanks

26 nightspots July 20, 2011 to Rokk Vodka (Diageo) and thebatonshowlounge.com test contest in Uptown. First Sunday, July 31 Coors Light for support- place $100! Show up by 11 3160 Melissa Young makes ing the Battle of the Bars. to sign up. No jock strap? a Sunday home at 3160 For complete listing of all Thursday, July 28 Crew’s got you covered. Sidetrack Lawyers For Diver- performing the last Sunday upcoming Battle of the Bars 11 p.m., 4804 N Broadway, sity Midsummer BBQ. Laura of every month. 7:30 p.m., events, please visit http:// http://www.worldsgreatest- Ricketts of Chicago Cubs 3160 N. Clark St., www. www.chicagoseries2011. bar.com Charities, keynote speaker; chicago3160.com com/ and select Upcoming LAGBAC members attend Events Calendar under the free and guests may attend events tab. 11 p.m., Roscoe’s, Saturday, July 30 Tuesday, Aug. 2 for $25 at the door. Sidetrack Touche Cowboy Eye For the 3356 N. Halsted St., http:// Join the Impact Chicago rooftop deck, 6 p.m., 3349 N. Leather Guy. A leather stud www.chicagoseries2011.com Regular weekly planning Halsted St. gets a cowboy makeover meeting. Join the Impact from Alcala’s Western Wear, Chicago is a politically Wed., July 27 wins a pair of Windy City independent organization Jim Flint’s 70th Birthday Friday, July 29 Rodeo tickets and more. Spin Threads of Equality: A of Chicago-based grassroots A night of entertainment Contest begins at 11 p.m., FashionEsque Show. Join Hu- activists fighting for full and music in celebration meet the new cowboy at man Rights Campaign and equality for lesbian, gay, of Jim Flint’s 70th birthday. midnight. Pick up an applica- Hesperidian Productions for bisexual, transgender and Featuring Paul Marinaro, tion at the bar. 10 p.m., 6412 a night of fun, dance perfor- queer (LGBTQ) people in all Rose Collella, Antonio King N. Clark St., http://www. mances, burlesque, equality matters governed by civil and many more. In lieu of touchechicago.com and fashion at SPIN. 8 p.m., law in all 50 states. 7 p.m., gifts or door charge, Mr. Flint Spin RuPaul’s Drag Race’s 800 W. Belmont Ave., http:// http://jointheimpactchicago. asks you to make a donation Shangela performs. 11 p.m., www.hrc.org/threads com/ to your alderman. 8 p.m., 800 W. Belmont Ave., http:// Crew Hot Jockstrap Contest. Park West Theater, 322 W. www.spin-nightclub.com Sofia Saffire hosts the -hot Armitage Ave. http://www.

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