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James Madison University May: Sunny Hick: 45 THE REEZE o Low: 22 Vol. 79. /w«- Transit bus injures fresh- man's foot SAE members acquitted A freshman suffered 9 iniuries to his foot Tuesday Two seniors charged with hazing found 'not guilty due to lack of evidence night when a Harrisonburg I'r.insil bus r.in it over as he BY DAVID CLKMKNTSON ly injury?" because the It s my belief that the cause bodily injury," must be attempted to board. senior writer John Cicchino was waiting StatUti applies only if there is Commonwealth has no evi expelled from college and pn*- for the bus in the Blue Ridge The two Sigma Alpha bodily injury. dence," attorney Aaron Cook, sented to the Commonwealth Hall parking lot when he Epsilon fraternity members who represented Manner, told attorney. "It's a frustrating process," stepped toward il and WM charged with six counts of haz- 1 Uatwote Cook and Price's attorney, (iene I lart Jr., success- I lart said alter the trial. "I think struck, according to a ing each were found "not -66- Harrisonburg Police guilty' yaatavda) ■■tanoofl as In our minds, they fully argued for dismiss.il the judge understood that." Department press release. the judge diMiiissrd their case "There is no basis for these According to Hart, if the defen- charge*/ Hart told the judge. dants did not talk to JMU offi- Cicchino was admitted to tor lack of e\ idence. brought the charges "In our minds, they brought cials, they could be charged Rockingham Memorial "I'm just glad it's over." sen- tin- charges with no evidence to with "noncompliance," yet Hospital and reportedly was in ior Ted Price said, after walking with no evidence to out of the court house. "I'm begin with " were not permitted to talk, as stable condition Tuesday night. begin with. Movers said that over the the court's criminal process According to the release, speechless" I'rue and senior weekend he had tried to con- was still undarway Hart -aid the driver did not see Cicchino Daniel Mannci each head up -Gene Hart Jr. tact three witnesses, or vic- JMU simultaneously is doing approaching the bus. to a year in jail and expulsion defense attomcA tims of the alleged SAE haz- its own prosecution. Police reported that no from school if found guilu oi Virginias Class One misde- ing, to no avail. Fred Hilton, director of charges have been filed, but •9? The two defending attor- University Communications, the incident still is under meanor ha/ing statute neys also attacked the Code of said JMU already was pursuing investigation. During the trial, Rockingham County General Movers responded, "That is Virginia Statute. "The statute its own investigation of the ■ vour honor." itself is a loop," Hart told the accused. "Our judicial system — compiled from staff reports District Court Judge William Heatwole asked the Movers attempted to argue judge. "It's somewhat of an will look into it," Hilton said. Commonwealth attorney. for "nolle prosse." a way to unusual statute" Michael Way, director of the Bradley Movers, who prose- temporarily drop the charge According to State of Office of Judicial Affairs, cuted the case, "Isn't that but allow for future prosecu- Virginia Code 18.2-56, those declined to comment on the DAVE KlM/wmwr pht

reviewed <* BY KYRA PAPAFIL staff writer When at the plate, every batter knows the drill — three Out-of-staters face admissions odds strikes and you're out IML is now the plate and students are at bat. The objective: don't strikeout Predicted Acceptance Rates In-State to Admissions look JMC's Three Strikes Policy was implemented in 1998 in 2002-2003* School Year Out-of-State Ratios response to recommendations for stronger grades, from the Attorney General's Total applicants: 16,000 Task Force. The task force rec- higher test scores ommended some sort of limit- 55-57%. 43-45% ed tolerance, according to accepted not a

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• Baptial Student I rtfon lain group praise and worship, 534* pm, Baptial Student I filter on thecorner of Cantrell • i anterbury Bpiacopal Ministry Eucharist service followed Avenue and South Main Street. COftttd An. hie at 4M-6R22 by a home-cooked dinner, 5 p.m., Canterbury Mouse on House Editonal Stereotype issues arise due to case 8 South Main Street .icro|s from the Quad, contact Emily at • Women's ha>kethall, 7 p.m., |MU vs. George Mason anlamet Breeze reader's view Battle of unre- University at the Convocation Center quited love unavoidable 8

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Spotlight What was your most POLICE LOG Harassing Phone Call traumatizing St Valentine's Day experience? 10 BY KIMBERLY MCKENZU • An off-campus incident of a harass- Police lj>g reporter ing and a threatening phone call WEATHER reportedly took place Feb 8 at 12:50 Patrick C. Borello, 19, of Westwood, p.m. The incident currently is under Today LIFESTYLES N J was arrested and charged with investigation Sunny making bomb threats in Potomac Hall High 45 Low 22 Feb 9 at 8 p.m The building reported- Grand Larceny Crosswords 12 ly was searched with assistance trom • A non-student who was visiting cam- state police Nothing reportedly was Horoscopes 12 pus reported that an unknown suspect High Low found «.1i removed 75 CDs between Feb 1 at 10 p.m. and Feb 2 at 9 a.m. from a vehi- Friday Partly Cloudy 53 31 In other matters, campus police report FOCUS cle parked near Hoffman Hall. the following: Saturday Partly Cloudy 50 26 • A JMU student reported a black suit Virginia is for lovers bah humbug 13 coat taken while attending a function in Sunday Partly Cloudy 46 20 Possession and Distribution ol Chandler Hall Feb 8 between 10 and Marijuana 11:06 p.m. Monday Mostly Sunny 46 21 • Gregory P. Stauffer, 19. of Silver STYLE Spring, Md . was arrested and charged Property Damage with possession and distribution of • A glass pane was broken from a win- Climbing Tree Movie House 15 .marijuana Feb. 5 at 9.23 a.m. The inci- dow at the east side of the Wilson- *dent still is under investigation. MARKET WATCH "Vagina Monologues" review 15 Keezell breezeway Feb 9 at 1:02 a.m. MM», F«b '3 2002 Heartwarmers & heartbreakers 15 Underage Possession of Alcohol Petty Larceny DOW JONES AMEX Student Play Festival 17 • Non-student Blake C Simon. 18, of • A JMU student lost their JAC card 19.46 A 2.77 Centreville. was charged with under- and an unknown subject reportedly has dose 2.883 90 ^ close 841 40 Sex m the suburbs 17 age possession of alcohol Feb 8 in been using the card. The card report- Just go out 11 Weaver Hall at 5 20 a.m. edly was used Feb 10 between 4 24 NASDAQ S&P 500 • James M. Davis. 2d, of Virginia p.m. and 12:39 a.m. All things literary 18 Beach, was charged with underage 18.19 A 8.38 close 1.852 40 ' dose 1,11588 * possession of alcohol at the G-lot bus Number of drunk in public charges "In the Bedroom" review 18 stop Feb 10 at 12:45 a.m. since Aug 25 91 SPORTS INFORMATION ADVERTISING STAFF CLASSIFIEDS the Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornings and distributed throughout James Madison University and the local Kamsonourg community Assistant Ads Designer Lead How to place a classified Come to The Breeze Anthony Wallace feature 21 Comments and complaints should be addressed to Julie Sproesser. editor Manager Karen Kuebler office weekdays between 8 a m and 5 p.m. M»lllng_address: Section phone numbers Gail Chapokm Advertising Lauren Burawski feature 21 The Breeze Cost: $3.00 for the first 10 words, $2 for each Style iS-3151 Advertising Designers G1 Anthony-Seeger Hall News .8-6699 Sports beat 22 MSC 6805 Executives: Julie Bowers additional 10 words: boxed classified. $10 James Madison University «MM1 per column inch Harnsonourg, Virginia 22807 OpnovFoous .B-3846 Billy Chamber* Amanda Hincker Sports clubs 22 Phone: I540) 568*127 Fax: (540} 568-6736 Spots ,8-6709 Mark Cole Carly Medosch Deadlines noon Friday for Monday issue, noon E-Mail address: lhe_ broezoQjmuedu PhokvGraphcs xB-6749 Ashley Gibbs Wlnoy Schneider Tuesday for Thursday issue Breeze Net: htip/MwtwIhebreeze org Jeremy Hunt Classifieds must be paid in advance in The Bookkeeper Receptionist Business/Technology TimFotz Breeze office Coordinator Tyler Shack eford Susan SMlletl Ang* McWhoner Donna Dunn a ^ CidlPizzA O

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electronic jungle Chicago Tribune guish yourself from tH Resume advice for on land results Looking for a job on .the job seekers must be as sen a gotxl lit, Internet these days is like being about where they look as Kutsmode said. "We like to stuck in .i major traffic jam on employers are about who they have a combina strategv Mass-mailing your i work in only a tew situations: J the way to a casting call There hire, NIV recruiters and human But it depends 1 position " 1. When seeking a specific job in a new location arc wxinanv people in the wav, resources professionals. Job seeker should One of my cHents, a sous chef, was planning to n ova from Minneapolis to San Francisco and she y< HI might never be discovered Hpho influx hasj adopt a combi strategy, wanted to find a job before she relocated. Since she had friends in the area, she could conduct kvper- Fewrr jobs and overcrowd- huge shift in Shop around hployment son scouting trips for the price of airfare. ing on job boards flooded with employers are goin sites operated com p; For that reason, wo dnvised a strategy based or. walking her resume around to the back doors of resumed* in the last quarter ol ket Oi' the Web," nies, alumni jiization1 restaurants in San Francisco. To give her somethirg to leave behind, we created a one-page resume 2.nil has resulted in gridlock and professioi «ocia- outlining her cooking skills and training and a short letter explaining her pending relocation and Weddle, author of| desire for a position ^; way to conn The letter and resume went into a "ianHa envelope and she put all the envelopes there's no sign of for qualified candidates by with the passi into a shoulder bag for easy access. Then MI« donned a neat outfit and comfortable shoes letting up. going to one ol tv t irge t job seeki and began her tour of restaurants. 'Hands 1 Someone wh Whenever puss ole, she delivered the enve ope personally to the head cnef and had a brief al-purp< >< »b - •..' is, si conversation, Othe-v.rr,e, she left the materials for mm or her and called later lo 'ollow up. down, one VtofWfi'.c'f and . .WKXBuilder. still employ In all, she hit about 30 restaurants in her first two da.' n town and ended up with a half- of the \'ow, the\ begin atyfijie job looking for dozen interviews by the end of the week. biggest chal- that specialize better," Weddle lenges compa- fid. Navigating 2. When seeking a job using a specific set of skills. I struggling with are • have g< be a lot like to- A friend of mine was ;i d on from a hardware store v.nere he had worked for - [ing the influx of [that while country. You ca years. During his lime tt-ore he had taken locksmith training and bunt the ston ynriuiny dlld security U.v V6SS. with fewer people boards pro don't know th He decided that he 1 rather work as a locksmith than in another hardware st ' resumes and get to I, if you really * same is true of made a list of the top ouanizations in the metropolitan area that employ locks" people,'' said Carl an'enginivr or a If you don' calling to get their fax numbers, he simply faxed each one a resume. He sent Irv- bde, president and grammer, you're recruiters' la got five return calls for interviews and took a job the next week. of the Tiburon the btM results on might be passe Group, a recruitment solu Wedd " said. A growing 3. When seeking an entry-level position that Is broadly needed or that Is frequently open. tions management consult- BD a recession-e: panies use o For example, evc\ fast-food restaurant needs counter servers and cooks nd a large variety of ing firm in Chicago. general -purp resume managi businesses employ e-i-y level cleaning staff. If you need a job fast and are win i or able to take an entry-level position, sen i rig out a lot of resumes at once just might work for you. Serious job seekers, like pceive as many as 30,000 with software To prepare a mass campaign for any type ol entry-level position, make i ■- mpte resume that Wendi Hill, a 30-something ■■s daily. unwanted inq shows ycur related SKI S and work history, if you have a dear objective (examp - To work as a jani- Chicagoan, feel frustrated niche board, such as resume doesn tor"), you may not need a letter. and ignored after spending ulfobs.com, which strictly words and ph Instead, address :na envelope or fax header to Human Resources' and send it off. Don t worry hours in front of a computer I jobs in retail, gets about 50 the job descrip about following up. In li.d, send out several dozen resumes at a time and locu- -i returning any calls with no results. 1 a day, said Tim Hartrich, may never see it. promptry. "I have posted my resume" of business develop- "When resumes came This is obvious, live sure your resume is dean and error-free. Since you are not calling to follow on about three Web sites, and I I for AllretaiIjobs.com: throughthroi the mail, up, the employer's em re impression of you will come from the papers yog send. And do track your progress. haven't heard anything," said at is not to say that job seekers If a mass cami i p doesn't bring calls or interviews after a few weeks, switch to a different job Hill, a former project manager s are abandoning gen- used to com- search method. It's ni.is: > keep doing things if they don't work. at an advertising firm who is purpose boards. In fact, plain, but at seeking a job with more creative their use has risen as employ least it got — By Amy Lindgren responsibility, such as market- ers become more savvy some attention :..:ghl Ridder Newspapers and owner of a career counseling firm in Sf. Paul, Minn. ing or writing. "1 don't know if about using multiple Today, no I'm maximizing the Internet." venues to fill posi- human sees that To get the most out of the tions, Weddle said. asee INFLUX, page 4 Job market jolts room for error in interviews BY CAROL KLEIMAN general and for your position in job interview is an exercise in Why should they hire you Chicago Tribune particular," the recruiter said. marketing — and the product is instead of somebody else? college grads How important is the job "Employers want to hire some- you. There are a lot of 'someone one who wants the job and is "The interview is the make- elses' out there." BY J. LINN ALLEN that do exist. That can be a big interview to getting hired? itor-break-it part, and you The career counselor, who Chicago Tribune problem, because many will Elliot Gordon is someone who excited about if knows. And he says, "It's cru- What's important in an either get hired or you don't," gives a workshop on how to ace When Loyola University face paying for student loans the job interview, emphasizes and crediKard debts. cial. Especially now." interview, he says, "is not just said Lansky, who has an senior Lacey Donovan was a MBA in marketing and "being in charge of the "Seniors are starting to be Gordon is managing direc- communicating how great freshman, she wanted to major a master's degree in interview. That doesn't in marketing but decided to in a panic," said John tor of Korn/Ferry you are and the wonder- international, an executive ful things you've done, applied psy- mean to be obnoxious change to information technolo- Bradarich, director of Loyola's but to have a clear agen- internship and career search firm headquartered in but how your combi- chology. "It's a gy in part because she felt sure lot more difficult da about what you center. "They've Los Angeles. It has 105 offices in nation of knowl she would end up with kg gM hired today want to tell employ- high-paying job. heard from the last 41 countnes. edge, -kills and "Supply and experience because employers ers about yourself graduating class, and what you want to Oops. who had offers demand have can add are downsizing and changed, and value to the there are so many people learn about them." Now Donovan, postponed and She suggest! preparing in some taken that organization. out there looking for the same 21, of Neola, Iowa, is job." advance the points you want to hoping an internship away altogeth- means "You have to show you understand its Lanaky, who started her make and having a list of ques- she lined up for next compa- nies have aoall by giving examples of consulting firm in 1982, says tions K) ask And at the end of semester with a sma n ^r A surveys by the the interview. Lanak) Collegiate Employment more than one things you've done that .ire the best approach It Web development com- to "present vuur- said, "Ask for feed- pany in Wicker Park, III., Research Institute at Michigan qualified candidate for most similar to what they're trying positions," said Gordon, who is to do. Lay out specifically sclf in a war) that back. Tell them might end in a job offer, State University reported that you're really inter- the number of graduates hired based in Irvine, Calif. what vou did and give con- is t.iniah/ing to though she's been told there the potential ested, if you are. are no guarantees. She's right out of college has fallen "Employers used to be more crete results. And emphasize forgiving if a job interview did- how they relate to the goals People hire thinking about graduate drastically in the last two years. enthusiasm ' school as an alternative. Much of the contraction of the job you're looking let occurred last spring as -6 4- and the company employers began to feel the vou re applying to." -66— effects of the flagging econo- The interview is the If you know the ... now nobody is my, according to institute potential employer director Philip Gardner. make-it-or-break-it wants lo increase talking about a signing Companies "hired in the fall customer service, for (of 2000), then really had to step part, and you either get Instance, and you've bonus — it's just, get hack when things started con- hired or you don't. worked in that area, tracting in January, with the dot tell the interviewer a job. corns and consulting and man- — Judith Lansky exactly what you did ufacturing continued to slow," President. Lansky Career Consultants to improve it and — Lacey Donavan Gardner said. "Then there was what the percentage Man, Loyola University Sept. 11, and consumer spend- results were. ing, transportation, tourism, "Always be -99- food and lodging were hit." specific," The biggest losers will be n't go well, but now they can Gordon "The jokes with the top stu- engineers, computer science afford to be picky. The person urged dents around here used to be and business graduates, who docs best in the interview |ud11 h about signing bonuses, but now Gardner said. They still will gets the job." i mk) pie- nobody is talking about a sign- have opportunities but should Gordon, who has an MBA, ident of nas Lansky ing bonus — it's just, get the not expect the multiple offers■rsor or hast* been in recruiting for special incentives of the late A. 25;25 years. He does pre- C .i r e e r job," she said. Consultants. ■ Donovan is 1990s, he added. screening of job can- To be sure, hiring has not didates and urges career-devel- typical of this opment firm in year's seniors stopped dead and many job hunters lo be in many students will still get prepared." Chicago, says fields, who jobs, but the squeeze That means, t h a are coping extends over a wide he says, learn- with a drastic range of fields and ^^^ Ining as much as Inn ^r VOU contraction in affects even graduates of top<^ you can about the the entry-level programs. company. Find out job market, hiring freezes in before the interview some areas and heavy com- Hiring freeze about the organiza- petition from laid-off work- Lauren Arestie, a mid-year tion's goals and ers and last year's seniors graduate from Northwestern future plans. "Show inter- who are still looking. University's Medill School of Members of the Class of journalism, said she inter- est and enthusi- asm for the 2002 have lowered salary and viewed with recruiters from serSCHOOIJi.page4 company in bonus expectations for the jobs Jody Wortrtingioftrjjq^anuf 4 ITHK BREEZE I THURSDAY, FEB. 14, 2(X)2 NEWS

Influx of online resumes Schools change employment placement create applicant challenges programs in changing U.S. economy /%/■// \ ft mptgeS SCHOOLS, from page 3 plans to introduce yourself to ical side to the job search that Higher Education, said Katie office even is looking at arrang- Asurvey < *l hiring monagsfs people with similar back- boards don't address." several newspapers during Cox, 21, an Eastern Illinois ing teleconferenced interviews i ike Beam Morin found grounds and interests. You Recruiters also caution job the fall but was told they had I niversity senior from for employers whose travel thai "«) percent prefer using might even make a friend. seekers about using Internet hiring freezes and could only Lovington, 111. budgets won't accommodate their own COntACtl to find "Networking is ,i very services that take interns. . "Some fear after they sending icorutten employees. empowering process. You're promise to dis- "I heard in the past students graduate in Mav they'll he Placement officers also Using the not necessarily asking for a tribute their coming out of Medill could making less than $30,000 a are telling students to start Intrrnet to fob. You're asking for advice. resumed to have any jobs they wanted, that year. With student loans their jobs search earlier, do find job Many people find that multiple papers were begging and Incraaaing, it's difficult to get internships or volunteer leads is extremely complimentary," employ- pleading with them to come, on our feet," Cox said. She's work and network. highly Schlinkert said. ment sites but nobody is begging and a political science major and recruiters pleading anymore," she said. interested in public policy. -66- at a time. Arestie, 21, from Austin, Nationally, 60 percent of -66- rated," "A lot of recruiters treat Texas, said she is hoping to be bachelor's degree recipients The only people excited ntd Shari 4 lot of recruiters treat that like spam and delete it." hired by a paper where she had graduate with student loan Fryer, .i m Weddlesaid. interned, but an exception debt reaching a median of about their job woman tor tho plob.il human that like spam and You also run would have to be made due to a $15,375 at public institutions resources consulting firm. "Our delete it. jm^ the risk hiring freeze. and $17,250 at private schools, prospects are philosophy is thai most job /^V that "I'm worried, because I according to the American rdssre good fei research." don't want to be at home and be Council on Education. education students. A larvcy ol Draka Beam - Peter Weddlc author M M ~M resume a sponge, sitting on the couch Mortal clients f if will be all day," she said. Schools react - Katie Cox who received / // copied in Arestie has more than Schools are scrambling to senior. Easlern Illinois University »ut place- ?9 ■L^ J^g cybersp.ice $10,000 in, student loans, and tailor their job placement activi- 5? men! scr- ^^^*^^ by an indepen- like many in her position, ties to the new reality With the \ Inctnl Webb, senior vice dent recruiter or a she's considering going to number of companies making being president of marketing and startup employment graduate school. campus visits down a third or "Ask your dentist or your laid off Strategic planning for site to help build a database "I'm willing to stay out (of more at many institutions, doctor what he knows, talk to Management Recruiters and drum up business. Three the job market) for a year or career and placement offices are the person next to you on the showed International in Cleveland, years later, your boss could two, if 1 can't find a job or only scheduling job fairs later in the train," advised Loyola's thai ''i percent Ohio agrees come across your resume a low-paying one I'll go back year than tvei before Bradarich. "See where the next found .1 i«>h through "A job seeker should not long after you've forgotten to school, not have to pay off The University of Chicago lead might get you," rking compared to only 6 just OOtinl on their job post- about it. my loans and accumulate is holding J new job fair for One field that still has plen- met op to stand out and sell "People are working more debt," she said with a non-profit organizations in ty of jobs is primary and sec- SchUnlceri said fob seekers them. It doesn't work that against themselves if they rueful chuckle. April. At the University of ondary school teaching — should lap Into their link' of way," Webb said. "A send out unsolicited Illinois at Chicago, spring job which coincidentally is getting friends or >;H to know people smart job seeker is resumes," Managing debt fairs have been consolidated more attention from prospec- n help them conned thinking of real- Schlinkert said. Debt was on the minds of to draw more employers and tive graduates whose social with someone to hit their ly marketing "All they're students from schools all invitations arc going out to consciences have been raised in Message boards themselves. doing is over Illinois who recently smaller businesses from a the aftermath of Sept. 11. On .iliiniTii or ;■■ You've got to per- creating a attended a meeting of the wider area than usual. "The only people excited sfonal Web sites form at an inter- market for student advisory commis- Andres Carza, head of about their job prospects are can be gnat view. 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Similarly high numbers judicial process underway for "In our guidelines to the dents are higher. It should be state targets." The 70/30 split does not were recorded at Virginia staff who review applications, SAE's hazing allegations. easier for Virginians to be Last year, 14,405 freshmen pertain to all Virginia public Com mon wea I th University, Cook said, "Now that it's the out-of-stak- students are applications were received by universities. Accoiding to the ■CCtpttd into a Virginia pub- with 91 percent in-state and 9 been dismissed, it can't be required to have stronger lic school before others." the Office of Admissions. University of Virginia percent out-of-state students PidiM and higher SATs," brought back, under the BlCUM it is harder for non- Walsh said 8.S68 were from Admissions Web site (for the 2000-'01 year), accord- Double Jeopardy Clause of Walsh said. "When the \'irgini.uis, the break between Virginia residents and 5337 (http://wwiv.virginia.edu/~admiss ing to the VCU Institutional Admissions Committee meets, the Constitution." But Cook the groups does not allow were from out-of-state resi- Aigadmiss/rwme.shtml), 33 per- Rwwuch Web site said he was upset that even they hold non-Virginia stu- competition between them. dents. Sixty-one percent of cent of UVa.'s students are (wttnv.iKu.edu/ireweb/index.html dents to a higher standard." though it's a state institu- "In-state students compete applicants were admitted from from other states, leaving the According to Va. Tech's tion, JMU's judicial proceed- Because of the selectivity of the ■igainst in-state students, and both categories, he said. other 67 percent for Virginians Web site, Norfolk State out-of-state pool, admissions ings don't allow legal repre- OUt oi slate students compete There is a larger pool of in 2001. According to the University and Virginia State sentation. seeks the strongest students against out-of state students," applications this year, accord- Virginia Tech Admissions Web University have the highest from this pool. Walsh said. "We take the best ing to Walsh. Over 16,000 site (www.admiss.vt.edu), the out of state acceptance rates According to the of each group." applications have been student body consists of 71 per- at 98 percent, followed by -66 Admissions Web site If so many applicants are received, of which 9,600 are cent Virginians, leaving less Old Dominion University (www.jmu.edu/adinissions), the not from Virginia, and their from in-state applicants and than 28 percent of acceptanu-s and Radford University with ... it can't be brought admissions staff has no equa- requirements are more chal- 6,400 are from out-of-state for out-of-state students. 90 percent. back, under the Double tion or combination of grade lenging, students may wonder applicants. Walsh said he antic- According to the College of Senior Karen Kuebler said, point average and standard- why JMU only fills 30 percent ipates admitting roughly 57 William k Mary Institutional "It seems fair to have a set dif- Jeopardy Clause... ized test scores that ensure of each class with these stu- percent of the in-state appli- Research Web site ference between each set of admission. The committee dents. According to Walsh, the cants and 55 percent of the out- (/(7(7r.wm.edu/1R/), 62 percent of students. Most public univer- — Aaron Cook reviews each applicant's quali- 70/30 split is not reflective of of-state applicants. The its 7,498 students are Virgini.i sities have different require- df fense atlonwv fications individually, examin- (he applicant pool. decrease in admission percent- residents, while 38 percent .ire ments for their out-of-state ing a variety of chUKtarMici "The 70/30 breakdown was age reflects the increase in the from other It vat ions students, and they should pro- that indicate academic back- established by the university applicant pool, he said. At Radford University, 97 vide more acceptances to -55 ground and potential for suc- and approved by JMU's Board "The increase in the pool percent of students are from prospective students from cess. These characteristics of Visitors," Walsh said "Each allows the university to be Virginia, while 3 percent are their home state " According to the University Judicial System guidelines, "A student may have an attorney present if the Students seek tips Office of Judicial Affairs is Fairness of policy questioned notified within 48 hours of the hearing. An attorney attend- FAIRNESS, from page I should be a warning given about right." ing a hearing may not actively for safe break gets caught by the Harrisonburg before each strike issued." Nearly all Virginia universi- represent the accused student STUDENTS, from page 1 police, then it's up to the city, but The strictness of the policy, ties have similar limited-toler- but may give advice to the stu- students planning to travel if [a resident advisor| catches some think, is the main problem ance poli.ies. according to Way. dent regarding how to present pledge to avoid drinking and Simmons said the event was you. it shouldn't be in their dis- with its effectiveness As of Feb 11. the number of Ml Of her defense" driving and to follow safety a great success because many cretion." Airington said, "I think the JMU students with one strike On Nov. 27, Manner and precautions such as wearing a freshmen and upperclassmen Some students and RAs feel punishments given by Judicial was 1,449; two strikes, 178; three Price were arrested and seat belt and making responsi- attended. "If there was some- the strike policy has good inten- Affairs, such as the classes, are stnkes, 16; and 13 students cur- charged with six accounts of ble decisions when drinking. thing you wen* seeking out, tions, but needs reviving to harsh enough Putting a per- rently are serving suspensions for hazing each, following an inci- The University Health you could browse in a fun [set- increase effectiveness. son's entire future in jeopardy is acquiring three strikes. The dras- dent at the SAH house off cam- Center not only gave out infor- ting)," she said. The event was Former RA |osh Richardson, not something that should be in tic decrease of students who have pus. According to mation about the flu vaccine, designed to allow students a senior, said, "Strikes are hand- the hands of the campus judicial one strike compared to those Harrisonburg Police Sgt. but administered the shot for $9 exposure to many different ed out too easily, for even the department." with more strikes causes many to Kevin Lanoue, six victims for students and $4.50 (or facul- opportunities, she said. most minor alcohol violations If Richardson said, "It's not believe the system is efficient were found who received ty and staff. The 1 lealth Center Simmons slid this is the sixth (Judicial Affairs) wants to be hard at all to amass two strikes "I believe the policy has some type of bodily harm will continue to offer the vac- time the Sife Break Party has more effective, the handing out in your first year at JMU. Then been effective," Way said. "As When found by police, the vic- cine throughout the flu season. beiii held. It currently is held of strikes should be on a more you have to live the riM ol vou can see, | students with tims were covered with some Another feature of the once every two years, while the case-to-case basis, instead of your career here in fear of that strikes] drop all the way down foul material and had duct- Spring Break Party was the Beating the Winter Blues event is being determined by the nature third strike lo 16 for third violations from taped rags over their eyes, informative sessions given by held every other year of the violation." Other students think the pol 1,449 for first violations according to Lanoue. Since the a representative from Carlson "I learned a lot from the Sophomore Scott Ruffner, icy allows students enough Students are forced to make a arrests, the chapter has been Wagonlit travel agency in variety of booths, picked up who acquired two strikes dur- * kiikes I .igree with [the three decision between how impor- on suspension. Taylor 404. Wagonlit highlight- brochures for UREC's oppor- ing his freshman year, said, "I strikes policy!,'' said sopho- tant the university and an edu- While the hazing charges ed safety regulations on and tunities, and it was a fun think the idea is good, but I more Angela Michie. "I don't ction is to them versus drink- were dropped. Price still faces off campus, such as new secu- atmosphere," freshman think the way thev LttUC indi- think you should be kicked out ing alcohol either illegally or in a trial on March 13 at 2 p.m. rity measures in airports tor \.it.ihe Shore sa id. vidual strikes is bad There on your first oflcnat, Three is violation of university policy." for a noise violation.

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... how many people look for- "... lines between factual ward to eating at D-hall any information in the murder more than they used toT' and the public's fascination ZACK MANSELL with the bizarre way the senior murder happened have see column, page 9 blurred as well." tee house editorial, below

Battle of unrequited love unavoidable CLARK NESSELRODT BREEZE READER'S VIEW

Things thai hurt: getting days until the lure of an slapped, getting stung, giving enthralling episode of "Mr. blood, headaches, broken Roger's Neighborhood" re- bones, third-degree burns All boosted my self esteem, the of Uwse things cause great experiences 1 go thnxigh with pain. We try to avoid them at this today take weeks, months I i 5 o^-l+Cr 4-o luWe? loved all costs. However, the one and, yes, even years to heal. thing that causes more pain Along with the time it takes to than any of these cannot be heal, there is also the issue of ■voided unrequited love the changes that our unrequit- Chances an? that by the ed love k'ad to I realized that time we reach college, we all this topic, which obviously will have experienced the plagues us all, was too big of Ehenomenon of unrequited an issue to write about using »ve. It can be found all only my experience. I decided around us, in all shapes and to seek outskle help. sizes. It may have starti-d 1.>i Mivt my friend. I^ets call you as early as the first or MC- her t hloe. She would appear TW's £ASy Per y00 \Q j^J ond grade Personally, my to be suffering in the same first experience with this con- way that I am Ixmely nights, cept was in first grade math spent in beds that are neatly L*A I ^AVc? MV class. After Christmas, we had made due to an inordinately a student teacher. She was the long dry spell, have left us most beautiful woman I had both wondering: Why is it so seen in my entire life hard for the ones we love to Conveniently after-school love us back? help with addition and sub- Chloe and 1 both have traction led to us spending found the ones that we want time together. I waseompk'te- to be with, or at least met ly head-over-heels. someone who is the type of On Valentine's Day, my person thai just seems to be Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles such a perfect fit in our lives card was indeed the largest on Needless to say, these loves her desk However, just .is it are not returned — in other seems to happen now, in the words, unrequited. It needs to midst of one of the most tc >rnd be said that unrequited love is crushes of my childhood, very different from unrequit- tragedy came tumbling onto ed attraction. When one is the scene. A men? three attracted to another, and it is months after meeting her, it not returned, he or she moves came time for her to say good- on. Unrequited love, on the bye and for her to return to other hand, has a few extra college for graduation. Over characteristics trom mere the course of January, attraction. To qualify as true February and March of my unrequited love, you must sixth year of life, I came to know the person. You have to know all too well a concept know him or her so well that that would plague me and you know deep down that he continue to plague me in my or site is the one that you will daily life be happy with. True unrequit- While in March of my first grade year it took all of two see STUDENT page 10

HOUSE EDITORIAL

Stereotype issues arise due to case LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Most people in this day goes on to analyze the four stereotyping the four suspects and age would agree that suspects' fascination with the as a group of dangerous kids stereotyping, though at fantasy world and details caught up in what somepeg times a useful way to catego- postings llulbert made on as abnormal behavior, Clara Professor claims students Student feels coverage of rize, ultimately is detrimen- supposed gothic and Vviccan Schwartz's attorney filed a tal and unfair. In the case of Web sites These revelations, motion stating that the public- cant be trusted murder is excessive the four suspects in the according to the Post, "are ity surrounding the case To the Editor To the Editor Robert Schwartz murder prompting some family could could damage her This is an open letter to the male student This letter is in response to the front-page case, it may be downright members and attorneys to clients right to a fair trial who sat in the back row, left center seat in 106 articles run in the last three issues of The harmful to any chonOM the questions whether Robert according to a Feb. 9 article in Showker, my GECO 200 class, section 9. At 8:02 # Breeze. All of the articles I am referring to dealt accused have at accquitt.il Schwartz was the victim of a The Washington Post. a.m.Thursday, Feb. 7. while I was distributing" with the arrest and preliminary trial of sopho- Since the story broke in sinister plot or a group of This is not to say that the exams to the class, you quietly slipped out of the more Clara Schwartz. Being a very good early IX-cember, media out- young adults so caught up in murder was not cult-inspired room with a blank exam. friend of her older sister, Catherine, I have lets have focused intently on the occult and mythology that or that the suspects' alleged You don't deserve to sit next to the other been involved with this since the night the reports that the murder had they blurred the lines between Elot was in no way influenced students In this class who studied so hard and police informed her of this tragic episode. The occult overtones. According fantasy and reality ' y their hobbies. However, prepared so carefully for this exam. You deval- past two months have been very hard, and the to reports, Robert Schwartz It seems, through such lumping all who practice or ue the time, efforts and the results your peers family is trying to come to terms with the was slain with a two-foot statements, that lines between dabble in such hobbies as worked so hard to achieve, including those of events. The reason 1 am writing is the fact that sword, ritualistically stabbed factual information in the threatening, dangerous or the student who e-mailed me half a dozen I have a ample of major problems with The and slashed to death with an murder and the public's fasci- somehow off-kilter is like say- times with serious, thoughtful questions Breeze and how it is going about this. X carved in the back of his nation with the bizarre way ing that anything out of the because despite the C she got in Micro last I understand the situation is a newswor- neck. An occult-inspired the murder happened have mainstream is negative and semester, she believes she can pull an A in my thy subject. However, it does not need to be action or not, the proWem blurred as well. therefore reason for concern. class. And those of an international student I the top headline ot the front page of every ar\ses when people point at The situation continues to Gothic culture is every- talked to yesterday who is struggling to under- issue It is very disrespectful to the family/ and the suspects' lifestyle choiCM highlight the intneacies of the where. It's high school kids in stand macroeconomics in a language other it NCON as if The Breeze lacks concern for the as evidence in the case suspects' goth/wiccan/occult capes and black lipstick. It than his own. Not to mention the half-dozen family's feelings and wishes. I understand In a recent addition to behavior implying a sense of could be wearing black cloth- students who dragged themselves out of bed tha» it deals with a student that attended information in the case, Kyle creepy danger surrounding ing, being interested in magi- on this cold, snowy morning, took their JMU, but it does not take into account that Hulbert, the suspect who the foursome Important cal things and so much more, DayQuil and sneezed and coughed their way there is still a student here that is directly allegedly killed Schwartz, things to note, such as the fact but it doesn't embody vio- through the exam. involved with the situation. wrote a statement to police that llulbert, who claims to lence, and it shouldn't be Students like you teach faculty like me Another problem I have with these articles outlining the actions and talk to otherworldly creatures, stereotyped as something that an important lesson: we cannot trust you. is how random people were interviewed from motives behind the murder. was diagno-Hsj" with schi/o- will lead to violent behavior. We can't assume anyone is "innocent till the )MU campus. Ust time I checked, none of The statement, which phrenia and has been tasted The question here is not proven guilty" because we don't have a way the other major publications have gone to Washington Post reporters ott and on in psychiatric facil- whether the goth life-style led of finding out who is not trustworthy until Loudon County and picked up some Joe called "outlandish'' stated ities for tlie past decade, seem four young adults to the mur- after we, and the other students in the class, Schmoe oft the streets and asked how he felt that Hulbert's "otherworldly like mere liae notta der of a prominent scientist. have been taken advantage of. about it. I agree with having statements like "I companions" gave him per- Minding attorneys in the The question is simply Economists are familiar with this problem — was ... scared to find out that someone on mission to kill Schwartz and Schwartz case also have whether or not they did plot i! has to do with asymmetric information campus is an alleged murderer" by junior that afterward he drank noticed the dangers of Rich to murder Robert Schwartz, between parties in a transaction and it's called Maureen Mclaughlin However, to hear how Schwartz's blood. The story implications. Realizing that and why. adverse selection. Suppose I want to maximize it gave some student "a real sick feeling" is a the possibility that students in my class get the mockery to the S lnv.nl/ tamilv I understand grades thev earn — and I do. Given that some getting a student's response that was some' "To the press alone, i hi-ifm-mf ,'• il k with .i/'iiss. Ilu- world fa indebted Jor all the triumph lohieh students will behave as you did this morning, how involved (i.e. a roommate), but not some luiiv ll i>* Hreeie — no possibilities of make-up tests, combined- respond with these poor examples ot puma I - section weekend exams, no slack in turning in ism Is a smack in the EM 6 I .lilonal I* '.u,l. assignments late, even for very good, very k'git- I realize that this storv lias made national Julir ftHMM ' A numb I -i|T Terrrnce Nowltn imate reasons. And more. headlines, but I think that JMU and 77* Breeze [,)„,„ MtMfJft| UlB (>!<«""" I*litt>' Do you get it yet? Understand? You can respond more considerately I also realize TEACH us how to treat you. that some of the points I bmught up are contnv Linwm ilu nil11 inn•"*~ n°n keokwiiiAouybtno dwilOOOwonk .iixl K4|, will I vI>i .i Steven* bepeeMMdan | ' ■■ rfcn">"" btddNi turn Rnnh) a s pm. Friday f fv H,,. 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He appeared yourselves, it is the gift eternal life." (John 3:16) death" [spiritual to Peter, and then to the of God - not by works so separation from God] twelve. After that, He that no one can boast." (Romans 6:23) appeared to more than (F.phesians 2:8,9) five hundred...." 1 1 Corinthians 15:3-6 Happy Valentine's Day from Campus Crusade for Christ. Large Grot ip Meeting tonight, 1SAT/HHS 2301, 8 pm. [email protected] UPIWON THURSDAY. FEB. 14, 2002 I THE BREEZE |9 ZACK MANSELL BREEZE READER'S VIEW On-campus eating requires Darts Dans & I'ais are submitted amm\in,>u\l\ and printed on a space-available basis. Sul>mi\riMI are based upon «ne/tenons variety and spontaneity opinion of a given sitiMtitm. perum or esrnt and da not nece\sunl\ rrfla t the truth. Docs dining on campus ever BWfef not so much. Chiiken leaves many people satisfied. Pats seem like a choice between the nugget day is key" But, does then? have to be so E-mail darts and pats to bree/edptf hoi mail.com lesser o( two evils? Do student*. Variety of food is signifi- much disparity in quality of feel limited in choices? Perhaps cant. Senior Mike Schwieters food at JMU? Pat..r eating on campus has become a remarked, "My dining experi- On a more specific note, D- A "thanks-for-helping-me-out" pat Io Dart... zombie-like ritual which we all ence could be better with a lit- hall was supposed to be the new the cute guy at D-hall who tried to save A "thank-you-so-much-for-being- incur a few times per day. simi- tle more variety." Speaking of gem in the sea of JMU Dining me some embarrassment when I dropped the-nicest-teachcr-possible" dart to the lar to walking to class or taking variety, whatever happened to facilities this year. But how my tray by pretending he did it. ISAT professor who decided to give a shower in the morning. Have weekly specials at Just Grillin' many people look forward to Sent in by a grateful girl who is glad that his class a lab, quiz and test all on the meals on campus become so at the Festival, different choic- eating at D-hall any more than good guys like you still exist. same day. predictable that one can precon- es of meat aside from turkey or they used to? Sure, it's aestheti- From an angered ISAT sophomore who ceive what they are likely to chicken at Rocktown Farms, or cally pleasing with fair service. thinks that this is the hardest semester ever, consume before they ever reach something besides Thanksgiving Lines are a bit longer, but, most and wants to thank you MpMCfaDv/br nmking the dining hall? Maybe it is time dinner at 1) lull and Rocktown importantly, has the quality of his life just that more miserable. for a State of the Union Address Farms? Menus have become the food or the variety changed in regards to JMU Dining facili- too predictable at JMU! that much? Actually, the variety Dart... Pat... ties or a re-evaluation of the cur- Maybe it needs some ideas or has changed. It decreased. A "why-don't-yougrow-up-and-leam- A "serve-me-some-of-that" pat to the to-respect-others" dart to the jerk who rent situation. suggestions for new meal Looking for shrimp, chicken pot delicious main course from Columbia. Why should students have ideas. OK, how about chicken pie or some other old favorites, thought stealing someone else's Jigit.il Md. who just started working at the concern about the quality of the pot pie, quiche, fajitas, enchi- one might not want to hold their camera would be as "cool" as his blue md red striped American Eagle shirt. Madison Grille and swept two ladies off food at JMU? Diet can directly ladas, barbecue beef — for breath too long. Yes, D-hall has their feet with his kindness and sincerity affect our well-being. Dietary starters. Obviously Dining joined the ranks of predictable Sent in by an irate group wtio knoiix who at lunch Monday. you are and thinks not only are you an idiot but behavior of food corresponds to Services makes some attempt menus now. How do Drinkard Sent in by tu\) Yankees who appreciate individual health. Food can also -it variety by offering different and sophomore Shawn that your new camera is a uxiste of space because without its ^ofhoare you can t even use it. your beauty and hope your services unit be influence one's morale. A delec- stations, but then food quality Sochaski feel? They both said, continued outside of Madison Grille. table meal can raise spirits. COOiee into play. "Bring back the old D-hall." While the sanitation of food is Among the mediocrity of not in question, it is worth pon- 6 6 most dining facilities, is there Pat. Dart... dering whether JMU students any hope? Senior Stephen A "thanks-for-catering-to-my-every- A "why-don't-you-grow-the-hell-up- are offered food which can add Maybe it is lime for Ratliffe noted, "I don't really need" pat to my cube who brought me and-stop-wasting-our-time" dart to the zest to their life. look forward to eating on cam- medicine and made me broccoli and immature trumpet players who insist on What defines an enjoyable a Slate of the Union pus, but it serves its purpose." cheese soup and wonderful salmon salad leaving derogatory remarks on the doors dining experu'in !■' SoUOf Ben Have conditions become that even though 1 was a demanding grump. of the Horn Choir's practice room. Lewis believes, "convenience Address in regards (utile? But wait, Ratliffe also Sent in by an appreciative and not 40 wai From a disgruntled horn player who is important." Undoubtedly, said, "Generally, each bdlit) seous-anymore roommate ivho lm>es when you think* tliat not only are you disrespecting 18 JMU does a fair job with con to JMU Dining has one or two good things." take care oflter. fellow musicians, you are insulting a great venience More important than Perhaps there is some hope still newfaadty member here at JMU. convenience, service, seating facilities ... alive. Although we as students or atmosphere is the tood itselt. may not enjoy the quality of A dining facility can be stun- most foods or the lack of variety LETTERS TO THE EDITOR ningly beautiful with' kind An important part of the at the moment, we still have faces and quick service, but if food is the zestful taste which it those few entrees which we can IJCTTERS.from page 7 ed beyond the traditional JMU faculty and staff the food tastes like dog feces, can possess. Why waste money enjoy. And, as long as there is versial, but 1 have also been the person who sees Why shouldn't the parking staff battle it out with who is going to return for on sauces, seasoning and food something to look forward to. how someone directly involved is affected by these the professors for reign over the parking spaces on another serving? that's just not up to par? Wh.it's there still is hope. If one feels articles. Not only does she read them, but she also the first floor of the garage? Why do tliey get to park Certain entrees bring stu- the point of a half-hearted then* is no hope, make sure to sees the student body's response to each publica- right next to their office when students, professors dents back time and time again. effort? Might as well not WMti consume some fine cuisine off tion. arid other staff don't have the same privilege? Sophomore Dan Drinkard -out. the time and money One dining campus on Valentine's Day. The most helpful thing for students to do at this 1 work at UREC and do not have elitist parking "I look forward to my dining latility does stand out above the Zack Mansell is a senior time is to keep Catherii»e and her family in their allowances. Although I am a part of the manage- experiences very much when D- rest. Madison Grille makes health sciences major who knou* thoughts and prayers- ment at the recreation center, I soil have to wait until hall has something good ... oth- exceptional tasting food that his chicken nuggets. Don Swan 7 p.m. to park by the tennis courts. Even then I must junior ISAT fend off other cars coming to take the iK'xt spot in the small lot Perhaps UREC employees should stick Editor lulu- Sprocvtcr \< t ■ :■: rt ,.iit,-f Drew Wilson Parking privileges unfair Managing editor Amanda Capp Copy editor kjninr Gajewski signs in the lot closest to the gym and state that non- Ads manager Christine Anderson Copy editor Jennifer Sikoraki To the Editor employees must park at the Convocation Center. News editor Richard Sakkhaug Photo edilor Robert Natt By now everyone has heard students complain Don't grant the parking management special News editor Lindsay Marti /- Photo editor |ane McHugh about JMU's lack of parking. The parking garage Asst news editor spaces and not extend the same privileges to stu- Art Director Meghan Murphy fills up daily by 9 a.m. The commuter lot by Opinion editor !Z±2Ln. The Breeze Graphics Editor Stephanie Nelson dents who are on equal footing in different areas of Style editor Jennifer Surface Webmaster Stephen Cembrinski Anthony Seeger I l.ill has become a gravel pit of employment. We aren't minors anymore — we are Focus editor Danielle Potato Online editor Ste Grainer futile parking attempts and floods. Yet the straw adults. Treat us as such and don't Enron-ize JMU Ami. ttytt/focua editor KC Gardner Online design editor Theresa Sullivan that breaks the camel's back is "employee parking" with special arrangements for the "higher echelon." Sports editor Travis Clinnenpeel /UMtm Flip De Luca for parking services employees in the parking deck. Allen Brooks Asst. sports editor Drew Wilson Alan Neckowitz I wasn't aware that special privileges are extend- junior; political science

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This Valentine B Day, couples around love. stoned and beheaded. tlx* world unite to pledge their love According to the Web site 'Valentine's I Reaffirming our belief in natural reason (or each other. What we have neg- Day — Not Like It Use To Be" and harmony, Valentine was not completely lected bo rdonowiedn hovrevei is 1 hotids) thai we oete- doomed for love. During his Valentine that tru-n- is a wonderful world of brate today originated in Sth century Rome imprisonment, he fell in love with the blind stayda '''^, •* vour dewronal as a tribute to St. Valentine, a Catholk Mah- daughlei of Ins jailer. 1 lis love for her and his Cupid hasn't ahvayi been so 100111*18 op. great faith miraculously healed her blind- with his love-etiteken snow Portunatelv Prior to the establishment of Valentine S ness before his death. 'he leA nm leewaj tor those who haven't Day, the Romans used tliis dav for pagan cel- Before he was taken to his execution, lie found that significant other bason the oov- ebration. In mid-February in order to CODV signed a farewell message to her, "From vour vi-tructcd Feb.ren. 14, often dubbed Blacfc nemorate a voting man's rite of passage. Ox- Valentine." The phrase has been used im his Thursday"iii by smiles. men took part in festivities m honor of the day ever since. Autonomy allows for pagan ^K\ Lupercus. The celebration fea- Despite refutes from the church, the mid- much of the behavior that smitten tured 1 lottery in which each young man February holiday in commemoration of tuples meant t ornrnltment- would draw the name of a teenage girl Valentine still was used by Roman men to phohe * arne Bra.Wum ot HBO's whom would then be indebted to him for the seek the affection of women. It became a tra- ' 1 enjoyi standing at next war as his sexual companion. dition for them to give handwritten mes- the kitchen nauaai reading bah* sages of affection containing Valentine': *»iion magazinei while eating stacksi name. oi eaitjna smeued with grape jelly. She fears Relationship or no relationship that this js 1 pleasure m wnkh she would not then- was a rime when Valentine'? partake in the preeenoeoi 1 inale companion. I )av was nm tor everyone. In elemen- Students a. ross OUnpOfl also expressed . I100I, teachers required that thi*ir gratitude tor the Indulgencea that their everyone in the class received the autonomy allows them I nun bctng able to MM nunta Ol Valentines. At int- Eout with friends whenever they please to end of the day, Popular Part)' and ving their own bad apace, rJnglesand cou- Smelly Susan could both take pnde in their ples silks revealed their most pnv.it.- neon doily-covered shoe boxes brimming with ..urn's have been coiueakxl to prin- perforated cards and conversation hearts ted the innocent |. As with many other things in high school, "I like to sit around in my bathn>lv after Vak'ntine's Day became increasingly brutal Uking .1 hot shower, paint mv toeiiailsandeal leathers no longer intervened. Feelings were chocolate," Indulgent Irene said hurt, reputations were damaged, and all that Twenty one-yeanold Gluttonous Ciabbv mattered in the world was receiving a pink admited to shoving her spoon nit. • .1 ouvatef I unation from ■ secret admirer ot frozen Coohvhlp, pulling out the aotid A few >;irls anted annind bouquets ot HUM md nibbling around the edges until roM and gigantu. "I love you" balloons a nothing is left hut a own slump ol i hemfc al slab in tlte heart to those who were just fortu- indulgent nate ciKuigh to receive a Hershey's Kiss war-old female who claimed to he packed in their lunch by Mom. enjoying her stogie Matna, laid that it six- Hopehlll) college students have pni- 1 wen in .1 serious relationship |hf Would gressed somewhat in their celebrations. With miss ,i,iiKing with Intenseemotion In front a little creativity, Single-Awareness I km of the minor to Ion Amos m mv bra and doesn't have to be so dismal for the unat- panties tached. Singk-s can embrace this holi- ( oupled up and tivlmg ilauslrophohu, | Seeing tlh' tradition as relaliwlv dtSCfmV day as an opportunity to pnxlaim 22-vear-old male, who identified hmis.li inatingand demeaning, PopaGslssiui made their independence, or at least con- aaspeedyOpeederton ikl I BUM being an effort to do away with the festival. Much vlnoi everyone ease that they are ful able to sprrad my amis and legs out in to the men's dismay, the Pope wanted to satisfied with their single status bed Shxe tin- relationship began. Ifi been instate a * haste version ol the festival ( (insider tin- single's s*»b story of spoon city.'" Instead of the names of voting women the hitter Beendi She eau that aha plans on And who could forget tin single indul- boa would contain the namn ol saints Both spending her V-Day "boycotting the gence known simplv as tlie 'bootv call? A men and wouu-n were allowed lodiau fiPOW 1 lallmark holiday and nuking fun of patltet- lenior known only as Sharncloai SaDy said. the bov. end the game wee to emulate the ic couples all over town." Partner-in-en me When I return home ■ Ml Intoxicated I (eel \iriuous wayi oi the ulnt that they drew SoMtan Steph dhrlnard that six* will spend the need to contact all ot my peal loven in Instead ol 1 upercutj theOiunh looked fore the holid.n with a lx»\ of pi/za, a movie and the middle ot (he night Suitable patron saint ot love to take his plaCC I little bit ol n-sentnu-nt Depeoe popular bettefc the original saint Tlx' saint of ohoiOB was Saint Valentine, If you're without partner on this holidav, that h.is blessed us with this holidav waar t who was beheaded by Bmpeior Oaudiusin don't hide yourself in shame. Cki out and the < asanova thai hOPfWa lomantKs haw A.D. 27tt. ii»-storv ot Valentine began when have a great time with tlx' people tliat you conjured up. Getting to the heart of the mat- ( lau.iius banned rusarians bom mi empire enjoy most and think about all the monev ter, the story ot Valentines Day hsftof) is EH because he thought that rnarried men mack \ on re saving on those ovenaasd tokens ot more stou than we like to UiaSUppOSS It's poos •okttsra. DeflanaV VUentine wcretiy snacUoci terriblv convenient to imagine a bed ot rOSCi performed marriages tor voung men th.it Beaon you know it. it n be Feb. is. end 1 shown ot kiss<-s .MK\ a pound of candy came to him. Claudius attempted in vain to you'll have 364 days of reprieve before hav- conte»iions se.iljng the tirsl lo\.rs tales but convert Valentin*' lo paganism. Valentine, ing to contend with next year's Valentine's tit. original storv isn't thai of unrequited unwilling lo relent Was sentenced (0 be Dav. 14ITHK BREEZE THURSDAY, FEB. 14. 2002 Focus

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"I'm a 60-year-old kid. I'll always L Theatrical throes stay in Never Never Land." Ten short, student-written, student-directed plays will be presented Saturday night at CARL HAYNES Theatre II in the Student Play Festival. Climbing Tree Movie House owner Pace 17 TYLE SM story bt lew Cinema with a smile Climbing Tree Movie House adds youthful spirit to theatrical experience

BY JENNIFER SIKORSKI in here and have fun," Haynes said, a The cornerstones of the Haynes' ous glory, making it an affordable senior writer robust laugh matching his wide smile. success are an emphasis on fun and a place of comfort and entertainment. In 1947, the movie-going experi- "I try to talk to everyone who comes strong work ethic. After achieving this, the couple even- ence was a little different. Popcorn, in. I like to joke around with them. I "You've got to enjoy what you're tually moves on to another theater. soda and candy cost a nickel each. tell people about our free offer — you doing. You've got to strive for some- They arrived in Harrisonburg after Movie theaters were more personable, get a free lid, tree straw and free nap- thing, no matter how many times you hearing that the Regal Cinema in the focused on providing a complete kin. No drink goes out without a lid on hit bottom," Haynes explained. "If you mall had closed. They approached entertainment package. it. Everyone is taken care of before I believe in something and you think it mall management and expressed inter- It was 1947 when the then 5-year- move on to serving the next customer. has a chance of working, just do it est in opening another theater in its old Carl Haynes began a career in People sometimes look at me like I'm Don't just sit there. Assemble it all in place. They decided to call it Climbing the movie theater business. While crazy when I tell them about the free your mind ... then go out and doit." Tree Movie House after seeing a cat standing outside the theater owed offer, but it's my way of saying 'hey, attempting to climb up a tiny tree in by his father in North Carolina, it's my personal job to cut up with front of the theater. Three cat stuffed Haynes watched an employee oper- people.' It just cracks people up." ti animals now sit behind the food count- ate the popcorn machine and decid- Mary Haynes can vouch for this, You've got to strive for er, serving as the theater's mascots. ed to help. With this introduction, saying that her husband has been a Climbing Tree shows movies a Haynes embarked on his chosen jokester since the moment she met something, no matter how few months after their original career path. "I'm 60 years old now him. "He's been joking around the release dates, similar to JMU's own and have been working in theaters whole time we've been together," she many times you hit bottom. GraAon-Stovall Theatre. This allows for 55 years," he said. said. "He allows that little kid to come the Haynes to discount ticket prices. With a deep background in work- out and have fun." — Carl Haynes General admission is $3.50, and stu- ing at and owning theaters, Haynes Haynes attributes his playful man- Climbing Tree Movie House owner dents with a college II) card receive and wife Mary Haynes opened ner to his love for work. "I'm a 60- -95 - a SI discount. Climbing Tree Movie House in the year-old kid. I'll always stay in Never "I would definitely be more Valley Mall on Jan. 11. Climbing Tree Never Land. There's too many old inclined to go there rather than the offers discounted, "slightly used" people out who have a lot to offer still. In the past 34 years, the Ha;mes other (area theaters)," sophomore Paul movies coupled with old-fashioned Old age is just a misstatement of num- have operated 13 theaters in North Rukenbrod said. "Paying $2.50 is customer service, a throwback to the bers. I work seven days a week, and I Carolina, South Carolina and Virginia. much more reasonable than the prices movie-going days of yesteryear. do it all. A 20-year-old kid couldn't Taking on one at a time, the Haynes at the multiplex." "This is a movie house. You come keep up with me." work to restore a theater to its previ- NT CUMBING, page 19

PATRICK MORAN/«MirrihA'« • rJitor best popcorn In town by blending five different oils, Instead of only using one type of oil. w mm w gr 'Vagina Monologues' ,y celebrates liberation ^Valentine'sJ)a{j^ BY LIZA BACERRA hosting this play for the second', contributing writer year in a row," Marshall said. Vagina. In conversation, Ihe "Last year, the show was per-* word seems taboo, something formed by three faculty mem-; •mHearHBiers and fie to snicker at, Ihe dirty thing to bers, a wife of a faculty mem- sweep under the rug and forget ber and a Shenendoarn CINDY TINKER/immr ami about. It is definitely not some- University professor." MEGHAN MOmr,OMERY/im,,r,*»u»nv>*»i thing to discuss with parents or "This year, we have eight; a random stranger on the bus. students who have all been- Yet, in "The Vagina 100 percent excited about the "/ broke up with my boyfriend of I'm saving the best for tint- Monologues," "vagina" is not show," she said. "We've added - three years a few days before something merely talked about, Thursday. Girls, holla at my songs and dances to the origi- - Valentine's Day. I was so upset that but is shouted, celebrated and nal script ... it's a lot of fun." Z my parents sent me a dozen roses, cell phone — 1 -800-1-LUV.'' validated. It takes center stage, Indeed, women stylishly; balloons and lots of chocolate." commanding an audience to nrbtd in red and black cheer-; experience in its joys and sor- ing, singing and moaning does; Arline Weeks 1Abdul Azeez rows, in essence, the vagina is Been like a tot of fun. The^ doing the talking run' audience stumbles into a can-- senior, accounting sophomore, CIS "The Vagina Mono- did slumber-party-conviis,! logues," written by Eve tion of sorts as these eight- "One time in high school I got "In elementary school, I liked Ensler and directed by senior performers take rums portray-- this girl a bouquet of flowers and this girl and gave her a valentine Brooke Marshall, was per- ing the voices of diverse^ chocolates from this shady florist formed in Oafton-Stovall women. Visiting assistant pro-2 that asked her out and she said So when I gave them to her, spi- Theatre Monday. Theatre II fessor of English Narin llass-in 'yes.'" ders crawled on her arm " hosted the play Wednesday s.n.t, "I think having the per and it will be performed there formance on campus is lmpor- igaln tonight at 8 p.m. Jon Kim Guy Bizzoco Originally, Ensler's "The see VAGINAS, page 19 sophomore, CIS \agina Monologues" was a junior, accounting tru- woman, off-Broad way ihow that debuted in 1996 and ■s bMtd On interview-., not only Action-packed Valentine plans await recounting potgnittt tales but ■In revealing a host of human experiences. So many women BY EMILY SETZER single or just want to pal anmnd contributing writer $22.95 a person. Call ahead to identified with these interviews with your friends, make a move making reservations at X8-7555. To some, Feb. 14 is just a day and make some plans. that Bmlef Ml compelled to go After dinner, seek happy beyond merely performing the that card shops and candy stores Some dining hot spots nights to happy days with The i ommercialize to suck the popu- play to do something about the include the Joshua Wilton Shenandoah Shakespeare violence against women. lation into a vast love-stricken, House, Calhoun's, The Outback Express' production of William In 1998, with help from fjk dazed, consuming frenzy, emp- Steakhouse or |MU's Madison Shakespeare's "Romeo and other feminist organizers, tying the pockets of innocent vic- GrtUt. The price of a dinner, Juliet" at the Blacktn.n- 4 I n-.|r> established Violence tim's winter blues Defy the tra- which includes either an appe- Playhouse in Staunton. \iit ditional Valentine's Day fluff by tizer or a salad, an entree and a iKgailtSt Women Day or V- www.ishakespeare com for ticket Day, that is observed on or devising a unique celebration. drink, is about $25 to $35 at the information and directions. Instead of searching for your Joshua Wilton House, about $20 around Feb. 14. Now an In Harrisonburg, check out m annual event that centers on lighter to bum your ex's picture to $25 at Calhoun's and about "Trip to Bountiful" It The while cursing Cupid, try the fol- the play, V-Day denounces $20 to $25 at the Outback. I'layhouse. The play starts at H abuses against women. lowing suggestions Madison Grille has planned a GRKi DOW NKRA twunhunng ptu.kyr,v*,r p.m. and tickets may be pur- As part of the V-Day college Whether you're attached. special five-course meal at "The Vagina Monologues" see VALEHTME. page 19 initiative, 548 colleges across was performed Monday at the country and 145 other ven- Grafton-Stovall Theatre and ues worldwide are performing Wednesday at Theatre II and "The Vagina Monologues, wiM be perfomed there again "lames Madi-son University is tonight. 16 THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, JIM. 14. 2002

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Tavy Aherne Robert Hoskins Herb Amato Jeff Konin Sharon Babcock Robert Lembright Samantha Baskind Ramon Mata-Toledo Clint Bennett Jeremiah McCarthy Cheryl Beverly Eva McMahan Sidney Bland Challace McMillin Kevin Borg Scott Milliman Holly Brader Chris Rose Edward Cox James Ruff Ann Crabb Mike Saunders Jean Dalton Stephen Stewart Lynn Fichter Chris Stup Dan Flage Richard Travis Karen Ford Gregory Versen Joanne Grayson Marylin Osborne Anne Henriksen Wakefield John Hilliard Hillary Wing Your Help is Greatly Appreciated ! STYLE THURSDAY, FKB. 14, 2(K)2 The 10 spot hits Theatre II BY LINDSAY PI.RRY The plays were selected on falling in love with friends author ot a play being per rontribufinx writer from 18 submissions with no and breaking hearts. "Normally formed titled "Comfortable " For students tired of sitting particular criteria other than when stories tread on this sub- "I'm rvally excited to be given in their dorm rooms on a quality of writing. The play- Hi t. it's in the romantic comedy the opportunity to see it played Saturday night while wailing b i wrights consist of the.iter, rubric, when? everything works out," he said go out, there is another option SMADand English majors. out in the end. But I was more Directors tor i\u h play were this weekend. Saturday ni^ht The content of the plays Interested In the other side. i.e. chosen on a volunteer baste, the Student Play Festival at varies, running "the gamut of when it's a no-win situation and Some are directing more than Theatre II will showcase 10 stu- things college students are no amount of flowers or choco- one play. Senior Vike Setti, who dent-written and directed pl.ivs Interested in," Tolley said. late or moonlit walking is going is directing "Aw, Shucks" end each 10 minutes in length. Most of the plays deal with to fix it," he sanl. "Cross to Bear, slid, 'I know The project's coordinator, college-age, male-female inter- Tolley was prompted to Gabriel Fry (writer of "Cross to senior Justin Tolley. empha- personal relationships. One organize the event after the Bear"), and I can read mote into sized that the plays are staged play deals with the loss of a satisfaction of seeing his own how his mind works, whereas readings, meaning that friend to a drug overdose. play, "Animal Remains," per- the other |playwright| I'm not emphasis will be on the writ- Another play speculates on the formed last semester. "As a as t.unili.ir with, so it was inter ing instead of production. conversations condiments on .. playwright, I enjoyed seeing isting to contrast them " "I've been calling it 10 plays in kitchen table might have if my plays in performance, I he Student Plav Festival 10 days," Tolley said. they could speak because plays are me.int to rn- is .i r.ire event in the theater According to Tolley, when the "I just used common seen. I wanted to give other community as it presents plays are performed, scripls kitchen items to have a conver- students the same chance,'' he staged readings in s different will be in hand and set con- sation on life, and people can said. Tolley hopes that anoth- light to the audience. DoOfS struction will be minimal. The interpret it anyway they want er student will take over his open at 7:30 p.m., and the BECKY C>\BR\¥SjMaffphi1»ftmpher audience shouldn't expect pol- according to life," senior play- role next year and make the showcase will begin at 8 p.m. ished execution of the acting wright Frika Shemoff said. Student Play Festival an annu- Tickets are free but distributed Freshman John Suits and sophomore Mollle Helton rehearse roles, but instead the focitf ll Senior Ciabriel Fry'*- play al event in JMU theater on a first come, first serve for the Student Play Festival. The festival features 10 stu- dent-written and directed plays, each 10 minutes in length. on the content. "Cross to Bear" is.ii-ommentarv Junior Hunter Christy is the basis, as space iS limited Dating officially dead; should it rest in peace

BY BSCCA WORTH.NGTON It sounds as if I am promot- That being said, I am now sort of like the idea of a little on themselves before any mer, my ex-boyfriend and I Contributing writer ing polygamy, which I am not. going to pfOpOSO a few aspects anticipation. given night. were doing the rock scramble Seeing as it's Valentine's This is the Burg, not some town ot thepre-tenmustera that were 2: Dress Code. Outside of What ,i change from the on Bear Fence Mountain and he Day, I hate hi be the one to s,n it, in Utah. But I am talking about not, in mv opinion, all that bad. lormals, I don't know many days 04 Grandma and Grandpa offered me his hand. I kicked but dating isde.nl dating, not marriage. In our par- i: Asking m advance Most people who wear go-to-church when the girls slept in huge him in the shin. Not only am all of the ele- ents' generation, people asked of our mothers used to auto finery !<> hang out with their curlers and agonised o\er bst BUT, recently, I have had a ments of dating completely people out all of the time. The matically refuse a date if the him or her People spend time the right poodle skirt and the guy do that stuff for me, and antiquated by now (which I will current frequency at which [*■»> guy did not ask at least four on their appearance, but Kail) guvs had to wear |ackets and you know ... it's not that bad, address in a moment), but the pie are asked on dates is what I ties Now, let it be known that I actually Kind of fun in a girly, term itself has gone dry. tind sid \oone is dating. ■SaM most definitely am not about to feminine way that I'm not used Nobody dates anymore Vh But even on the quasi dates promote the wearing ot skirts to. I remotely feel like I'm being may call it that, but we aren't that people do go on in our gen- agabi All hail the part of the spoiled I am not 100 percent doing it. In 2002, VOU'lt. eithei eration, the elements have total- mighty revolution that lets me convinced that all men should single or you're not. There is no ly changed. Before I explain, I wear denim. But it is odd that pull a gentlemanly "after you, middle-ground for people who want to say that my mission is there is so very little delineation m'lady," but if respect alre.uh are shopping around. In fact NOT to set the feminist move- in the between what a person wears to has been established between shopping isn't even allowed; ment back 40 years. I am not I) hall and what a person wears members of opposite genders, accepting one date is making a necessarily suggesting that the to Pargos. Maybe that could be then I don't see anything wrong full purchase. elements of '50s dating reap- subject to a little change. with a little pampering. BRINHENRY/mtfflrtto When it comes to relation pear. I am merely commenting 3, Opening the Door for Her. There are a bazillion sites ships, everyone seems to be on their absence. I >nly two guys in my life have for date etiquette: either just-friends, |uBt-SS9l 01 Another disclaimer: I have days in advance. I think there tmly to achieve the final effect aver opened my car door for me WUKC.Unks2lotv.com, www.dat- halfway to the altar I mean, not read "The Rules," I will was some leeway it the guy that such beauty came effortless and one of them is my brother. ingfun.com. www.romlQI.com, think about it. How many peo- new read 'The Rules," and I was really apologetic for being ly We dress with regimented Most girls, like myself, have hltfi/ffncnih-Unvr^xom. 1 even ple at JMU are dating mom than do not support anything that I last minute. casuamesSj and so, overall, the been raised to be proud of the found a book called "269 Free one person right now? have heard about the content of But today, if you get dating dress code is l.iv Maybe equal status ot women, so until Dating Tips" on umnu.galaxy- (Automatic disqualification if "The Rules." It has only sold asked on a date, chances .ue Ins wardrobe chill factoi ii recently, I would have said the mallcom, which offers "more all parties involved do not well because there are Uxi many that it resulted from one ot symptomatic of the whole last- logical response to having a guy success than you ever dreamed know about the other ones This desperate women in America. those bored phone calls. minute, let's-hang out aspect. hold a door open for me would possible." But all those sites is not about the art ol cheating ) And the authors' (Fllen Fein "What are you doing'' Maybe it's just Mat-out lazi- be to kick him right in the balls teach is how to play the game. So what happened to the pick- and Sherrie Schneider) only cre- "Nothing, you?" "Nothing. ness | ,irn very low-mainte- and call him a chauvinist fill-in- Everybody already knows how and-choose method, where you dentials are the fact that they Wanna hang out or some* nance, but I would assume t he-blank. to play the game. I'm tired of could try a bunch of people on were both married. I like calling thing?" And then you sit on that with today's mentality, Men ottering physical assis- the game. I want to date. And I for size and, because of the way men, I like being a dominant the couch and watch a even for higher maintenance tance of any kind is an insult, don't think I'm alone. the system worked, you would- female and I hate mind games movie. Mow romantic. I girls and guys, God help those right? At least that is what the Obituary over. Here lies dat- n't break their hearts? with everything in me. don't know about vou, but I who spend more than an hour world seems to say This sum- ing May it rest in peace

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Let's Two times! Now consider they'll tell me about how they're more than once. I've tried, flashback to I9M as our VOlins this was a 400-page book with on a fifth n-ading of "Pride and though. I really have. There haw The Biltmore littT.irv ii'lumnist In IH- is in the no pictures, and you'll re.ih/e Prejudice" (ugh) or a second been a few bonks in the past that, Deejay Mysoni Thurs. 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. dying thnies ol every child's after a ample of months, I've Karaoke-Judyi Fri. 10 p.m. - 2 a.m. dinosaur obsession — picking gone back to and tried to read All You Can Eat- Thumbs and Toeu Tues. up the novel (only became ol the again, but it just doesn't work. Jaime Thompsoni Wed. 10 p.m. T. Rex skeleton on the cover] and Don DeLillo's "Underworld, tvondering whether this will he AH Things Chuck Palahniuk's "Fight something *>l interest Of merelv Club," Dante's "Inferno" — CALHOUN's lliet another "bonne," nonhcrion Literary these are only three of the many ixx>k about dinosaurs. failed experiments in rereading Lew Woods IL Thuri. Flippine, thniu^h the page's Like all other firsts, there's Calhoun'i Jftzxi Fri. 7 p.m. and finding neither pictures of magic when you read a book, JMU Jam Tires. bloody herbivore carcaeaei nor and that magic is lost when you diagrams of catTtiVOrOUl Haids return for seconds. Maybe it's The Highlawn Pavilion with gleaming eyea, dawa and by senior writer the tension, or the surprise end- College l.adin Nijhti Thuri. teeth, our n.iive little columnist Zak Salih ing or the unsolved mystery, QlOl Ladies Niihti Sat. puts the book down and wad- regardless, I'm of the mindset Fifhtint Gravity. 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Yet now, JMU JazziWed. the second time, Joseph he has Been the him six hint-., Conrad's "Heart of Darkness." able reading time going back to as I reread Conrad's novella in a endured a pathetic crush with I \vi •since I put down Crichton's something they've already read. frenzy of notes, underlines and Mainr*ree+ bar < gr\H the leading lady and read the book years ago, I \ e never want- Some people can't see a movie highlights, I think I'm starting to Jimmy Hendrix tribute- Rainbow Bridge. book not once but twin' — to (he ed to revisit and reread books. more than once; I belong to the realize what other people have Scarred. Sat. Mo p.m. JAC 16 point thai he s memorized every Sometimes I'll talk with people CHAD (which appears to be set SECOND, paXr 19 Alpine Retessi Tues. 15. IS 6 up My Blue Pill. Wed. IS. 18 & up RKVIEW The Arrfu) dodget- Open Mic. Poetry reading! 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Though the portrayal movement is impossible," she out there who have experi- aged audience. expresses what women feel of these particular sketches said. "Instead, viewers should enced the same things I have "We need the support of the will enjoy seeing classics on about themselves, using the Man one-sided, they are expect to challenge their pre- — which is also a big message (college) kids," Haynes said, the big screen again. vagina as a symbol for the thought-provoking. The play's vailing notions about women, of our show. No woman is "They're here to study and "The people here are many issues relevant to them. most admirable quality is its relationships, cultural diversi- alone in her experiences." leam. They're from everywhere, worth what we're offering. It reveals their complaints ability to spark discussion. ty and self-validation." The funds for each produc- and when they come (to We need their help. We want (doctors, please warm vour It is with this type of tion support organizations Harrisonburg), they lose their to give them something dif- speculums) and desires ("i( my forum and opportunity for that work to end violence hometown theaters. We try to ferent, a different atmos- vaglni could talk ..."). "'The -44— discourse that "The Vagina against women. "V-Day ... make everyone feel welcome, phere," Haynes said. "A lot of people don't know we're Vagina Monologues' was won- No woman is alone in Monologues" succeeds. allows for the royalty-free per- give them something they may derfully moving as well as Regardless of opinions about formances as long as the prof- have lost when they came here here. You've gotta come to hilarious,'' said senior S.int.i her experiences. the play itself, one can appre- its go to a local a nti-violence- ... When you come in, you can experience what we're offer- Hartz, editor of JMU's literary ciates intellectual discussions against-women organization," be yourself." ing." feminist journal Sister Sfk'tik "It — Heather LiBrandi and debates. It also is fun Marshall said. All the proceeds In an effort to attract more Tomorrow, Climbing Tree will begin showing "Jurassic creatively dealt with many of junior identifying with other of JMU's productions go to the customers, the Haynes plan the insecurities we face as women's similar experiences; Harrisonburg Citizens Against to begin running classic chil- Park 3," "American Pie 2," young women and gave us a besides, isn't this play writ- Sexual Assault. dren and family movies, such "Vanilla Sky," "Orange sense of the beauty in being a ten by a woman, based on The last showing of "The as "Gone With the Wind" and C ounty" and "Kung Pow"and woman. Its bluntness was "The play lets you think interviews of women, to cele- Vagina Monologues" is tonight the "Rocky" and "James will continue showing "Bandits'' and "Shallow Hal." -•inking at times, making our about these issues, regardless of brate being a woman? at 8 p.m. in Theatre II. Tickets go Bond" series, in March. The faces cringe, or making us whether vou agree with the way Junior Heather LiBrandi, on sale at 6 p.m. and the doors burst out with laughter." these issues were handled," an actor in the play, said, open at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $4. Valentine variety Second-time reads never the same VALENTINE, from page 15 quick ideas are making mix CDs Chased tor $H by calling 432-0634. or baking some fine delectables, SECOND, from yog,- is whose essay, "Disliking were helpful and enlightening ries about what to read next, The University Program avert it it's from the box. Also, as I reread Conrad's novella Books at an Early Age," when reading new works but the new question is: What to Board and the Health Cento don't forget your family and in a frenzy of notes, under- expands on the benefits of never could have imagined reread next? The warning, will distribute free condoms at friends: take a minute to send an lines and highlights, I think critical reading and interpre- they would make the act of re "So many books — so little the showing of the l*** film e-card from Hmnvltallmarkcom or I'm starting to realize what tation to budding readers, visitation so enjoyable. I've time," never sounded as "Kama Sutra" at midnight in unvw.bhu'moimtiiin n»n other people have been brag- I'm learning how interesting always thought of it as a schol- threatening as it does now. Grafton-Stovall Theatre. Romance seekers should — ging about for so long: that it it can be to reread a book and arly activity rather than a After "Heart of Darkness," tickets coat $2. gather up courage and ask out is possible to read a book discover something new leisurely one. I saved those I'll probably go back and pick If you (eel like staying in, that stvri-t crush or call that per- more than once and not instead of merely frowning at kinds of energies for movies, (or is it repick?) up James wurw.blakbustrr, om has | list of son whose number has been sit- think of it as a chore or as a old passages that once cap- mind-benders like "Eyes Wide Joyce's "A Portrait of the romance classics including ting on the desk for a week. But, cheap way of immersing tured your imagination and Shut" and "Mulholland Artist as a Young Man." After "Sleepless in Seattle" and if you're sick of all that stuff, get yourself in a personal history now float by your mind's eye Drive" that practically beg for that, possibly Dante's "Breakfast at Tiff am '%.* together some friends for a fun that is long gone. like herbivore carcasses down all one's analytical skills. "Inferno" and "Purgatorm," Time is running short (or night out on the town and show I'm excited when I discov- a prehistoric river. The only problem is, this because nothing warms you those who an* still searching for all those couples that singles can er new aspects of the text; Personal criticism and hursts open a whole other up in the dead of winter like the perfect gift. But, most peo- mingle and have fun, too. Make critical analysis has opened interpretation are godsends to dam in my mind. Not only reading (or rereading) about ple, (yes including guys) love this a non-Hallmark holiday to my eyes. 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"When people on the team are running well, it makes me all the more excited to con- ■ Golden controversey tribute to our team's success." The International Skating Union is investigating Tuesday's controversial LAUREN BURAWSKI split decision in pairs figure skating. junior, distance runner SM story balcw Stt story tatow

TRACK NASCAR Rookie takes Running down a dream Daytona 500 Sprinter Wallace overcomes Distance runner Burawski's pole position BY SHAW GLICK Los Angeles Times injuries to fast track success path has been a long haul The easy part, winning the pole, is over for rookie driver jimmie Johnson. Now comes BY DAN BIDNYK BY DAN BOWMAN the hard part, the Daytona 500. contributing writer staff writer Johnson, 26, of El Cajon, Confidence and relaxation are a dangerous combination. JMU track and For junior Lauren Burawski, there is no "I" in team. There may as well not be Calif., and Kevin Harvick, field star senior Anthony Wallace embodies a perfect blend of these two an "m" or an "e" either, for Burawski is the quintessential total team player. also 26, of Bakersfield, Calif., aspects. It all started the moment Wallace stepped on the track when he was Pretty impressive, considering the individualistic nature of her sport. will start on the front row in a kid, back at Amateur Athletic Union in Houston, Texas. His father was a In this, her third season running distance for |MU, Burawski already has next Sunday's 500 after quali- track and field coach at the AAU and is also Wallace's inspiration in life. notched four top-10 finishes, including two first place finishes, at the Perm State fying a pair of Chevrolets Wallace registered for an AAU open invitational. When the call came for National Open (5,000 meters) and the Army Invitational in New York (3.000 faster Saturday than 51 other his race, the youngsters gathered at the starting line, and the fastest were told meters). However, Burawski gives just as much credit to her teammates and drivers around Daytona to step forward. The first one out of the bunch was Wallace, but he was not Coach Dave Rinker as she does to herself International Speedway's 2.5- the first to cross the finish line. "I felt 1 was the fastest, but I got blasted," he "When people on the team .in' mile triangular oval. said. This would be one of the only times thit Wallace would lose. running well, it makes me Johnson, a protege of four- While competing for Courtland High School in Fredericksburg, Wallace all the more excited to time NASCAR champion Jeff won numerous accolades and contribute to our Gordon, won the Bud Pole with championships, including team's success, a lap of 185.831 mph in a car co- the AAA State champion Burawski said. owned by Gordon and Rick crown in the long "Coach Rinker Hendrick, continuing his jump as a senior. has also played monthlong dominance. While receiving a major role in Har\'ick, last year's rookie of the offers fixim many my success He year and also a first-time starter big-name schools, is a great per- in the Daytona 51X1, was a tick Wallace chose son as well as a back at 185.770. JMU and quick- coach. He has In both January test ses- ly rose to star supported and sions and Friday's two practice status on the encouraged stints, Johnson has been in the squad. me to get better, fastest car. Wallace and keeps me "Qualifying reflects so much competes in motivated." of the team and very little of the the 55- and 60- Rinker said driver," said Johnson, whose meter dashes he feels that career started in off-road racing as well as the Burawski's as a three-time champion in the long jump in determination Mickey Thompson Stadium the indoor sea- and willpowei series in the earlv 1990s and son for the have played winner of the 1994 SCORE Dukes. He cur- big part in her suc- desert championship. rently is ranked cess as well. The key "It's hard to believe it's 12th in the country to Lauren's consisten- real. But it's really neat to see the indoor long cy in top 10 finishes ha all the hard work at Hendrick jump. He competes in been her consistency Motorsports pay off. We had the 100-meter dash and training," Rinker said "In the fall, she shown our hand during test- the 4X100-meter relay, as was very instrumental in the team win- ing and practice We thought well as the triple and long ning its third-consecutive cross countrv some guys had an ace in their jumps during the outdoor conference championship. back pockets and we didn't season. He has earned All- "The key to Lauren is that she now has expect Kevin Harvick to jump East honors in three dif- 24 months of hard, consistent training," up there. I went through two ferent events the past two Rinker added. "She is willing to take packs of gum and wore out years at the Intercollegiate care of herself, do all the runs and my shoes wailing for qualify- Association of Amateur remain positive. Very few people ing to be over.'" Athletes of America Championships would have hung in there when Johnson was the fourth (IC4A), where the nation's best compete. they were spending two to four driver off the line and had to Last year, he contributed to the Dukes' months getting killed in every workout sweat out 49 others before third place finish in the meet, a JMU and race." earning the pole. squad's best finish ever For Burawski, running always has Gordon, defending Winston Wallace not only contributes to the team been a part of her life, although it Cup champion and a two-time through his points but also through his might not have been her first Daytona 500 winner, qualified leadership as the team captain. Wallace choice. "It was my dad's idea," third at 185.491 in a car he said refers to the track team not just as team- Burawski said. "I hated it at was identical to Johnson's. mates but as friends. "I lead by exam- first. I played other sports in "They are so close that when STEPHANIE NEl.SON/jjrtvA'. ple, and we take small steps to become grade school and high school, I saw Jimmie get loose over better as well as forever friends," but running was always there. there in Turn 4 (during his fast Wallace said. Perhaps the reason he is such a good leader is because he Naturally, the better I became, the lap), I figured my car would do STEPHANIE NELSON/jrap*Kj editor understands the hardships facing the younger members of the team. Things more I enjoyed it." the same thing. And it did weren't always so good for Wallace. Gradually, she worked her way up to running for East Carolina University, "I had a lot to do with pick- The first two years of Wallace's track career at JMU were riddled with but transferred to JMU after struggling shortly into her freshman year. ing Jimmie to be part of our injuries. For much of his freshman year, he was sidelined with a sprained "Lauren came into the program in the fall of 1999 after transferring from East team. Maybe I saw some of ankle. His sophomore year he was red-shirted during his indoor season Carolina where she had injury and motivational problems," Rinker said of myself in Jimmie. I like his style. when he suffered a painful stress fracture. Burawski's long road "She struggled her first year and to be honest, could bare- I like the way he does things. I But rather than submitting to the injury, Wallace worked even harder to ly warm-up with the team ... She gradually built herself up to the point that by like the way he handles himself get back in form just in time to compete at the IC4A championships against in the race car and I like the tal- the spring she could go out and run with the better runners on the loneer runs." c the nation's best jumpers. On his very first jump, Anthony soared through Coach Gwen Harris said, "Lauren has worked very hard for the past ent he has. You iu * horw that the the rainy, cold air to land a leap of 24' 3 to win the event outright, earning All- expenence of the other teams at two years. She shows what dedication and hard work can do if you stick Hendrick Motorsports will ben- East laurels in the process. This was the defining moment in Wallace's career. to your goals." During the transition from his sophomore to junior seasons, Wallace efit a new team coming in. As for this year, Burawski said she feels that despite her early season success- They've obviously done a great matured in both his preparation and views of competition. Rather then get- es, there's always room for improvement. "I've already made some big improve- ting hyped before a race or a jump, he would mellow out by listening to jazz job of getting off to a great start ments ... so at the very least I would like to stay consistent," Burawski said. "But here at Daytona." music and cracking jokes with his opponents. By relaxing before competing, since this is my last semester to compete as a collegiate athlete, I hope the best is see WIN, page 22 yet to come." see ROOKIE, page 22 SALT L v E 2 0 0 2 International Skating Union looking into controversial decision

BY JOHN JEANSONNE Rubik's cube mysteries. The prominent names as Frank Olympics, that it's tiddlywinks, this week. So the Russian ice second place after their cleanly Newsday Olympics' proxy war of dueling Carroll, who has coached a not an Olympic sport. It makes dance judge could be expected skated revival of a two-year-old All of the Olympics' thorny political and cultural blocs and string of Olympians. "It wasn't you doubt yourself. Maybe it is to boost the chances of French "Love Story" routine, the crowd issues are in play now. with the attendant loyalties. a matter of taste," Carroll said. too politically motivated. dancers Marina Anissina and was thunderstruck. And fuel International Skating Union Plus, of course, there is the "It was blatant ... whatever. It Maybe there are too many axes Gwendal Peizerat, co-favorites was added to the building declaring Tuesday that it is blinding Olympic spotlight, wasn't even close. One pair to grind. There are so many sce- for the gold, in exchange for the uproar by NBC commentators doing an internal assessment to which puts a fairly common fig- struggled through it, and the narios out there." French judge providing the Sandra Bezic, a Canadian chore- monitor if the ISU rules and ure-skating dispute suddenly in other skated beautifully, gor- Chief among those scenar- swing vote in pairs. ographer, and 1984 Olympic procedures have been respect- the lap of huge audiences geously and from the heart." ios, one Carroll said should be In fact, French skating offi- champion Scott Hamilton, ed" in Monday night's contro- unversed in the ways of the It should be noted that taken seriously, is that the cials reportedly had confirmed immediately voicing cries of versial split-panel decision in sport, with its honest as well as Carroll always has believed that French judge on the pairs panel late Tuesday that French judge outrage to the millions watch- pairs figure skating. suspicious scoring decisions one of his Olympians, then- had agreed on a form of vote- Marie Reine le Gougne was in ing on television. With the Russian pair of and layers of self-interest. world champion lamia trading with the Russian judge on such a deal In an otherwise One Olympic coach, despite Elena Berezhnaya and Anton The champions, Berezhnaya Fratienne, was robbed out of the in ice dancing. East-West party line judging of agreeing that Sale and Pelletier Sikharuhdze, considered by a reminded, are "just skaters," 1980 gold medal by dealing Since the French contenders the pairs — the Russian. should have won, made the vast majority to have been con- apart from any possible skull- among Eastern bloc judges to in pairs, Sarah Abitbol and Chinese, Polish and Ukrainian point that "ABC does an entire siderably less than perfect, duggery. That they were pre- maneuver East Germany's Stephane Bemadis, were forced judges were in the Berezhnaya- season of skating, and their awarded the Salt Lake City ferred by five of the nine judges, Anett Poetzsch to the victory. to pull out of the Olympics Sikharulidze camp, while the commentators" — old Olympic Winter Games' gold medal over even though many skating Monday's result again, because Abitbol injured her American, Canadian, German champions Dick Button and crowd favorites Jamie Sale and observers pointed to six mis- Carroll said, "was all behind- Achilles, the French judge no and Japanese went with Sale- Peggy Fleming — "give the David Pelletier of Canada, takes they had made, was not the-scenes stuff, nothing that longer had ■ dog in that fight. Pelletier — le Gougne tipped audience explanations of why everything is on the table. their doing. was on the ice. It was disgust- And the Russians, mean- the scales to Berezhnaya- things are scored the way thev Figure stealing's paper-or-plas- Indeed, all of the abuse and ing. And now we'll have all the while, were faced with the rare Sikharulid/e. are. Here we get an Olympics tic, a isle-or-window, chicken-or- dander was being heaped on people saying that figure skat- situation of not having a medal When the final marks went steak taste questions. Judging's the judges, some of it by such ing doesn't belong in the contender in ice dancing later up, leaving Sale and Pelletier in stt INTERNATIONAL, page 22 I 22ITHK BREEZE ITHURSDAY, FEB. U. 200: SPORTS

Rookie Johnson hopes When the tough get tougher, PORT experience not a factor Wallace rises above competition v'.B-E'A-T friends can be seen jawing at each son-best 7.61 meters in the long Mimiin earnsCAA KOOKIE ' mpagell WHEN, from p^t 21 move in I left when 1 got the ride other while practicing, in attempt jump at the New York Road Wrestler of the Week fohraonand I larvkk wflltlvf W ith the No **» truck and Uwn he could focus On the goal at to push one another to he better. Runners Collegiate Invitational i>n tin day's < ..itcvade with Kichan! Chfldreea IKit was hand. Prom this point on, times Acosta said, "I le pushes me m New Vbrk( ilv. rhe jump met _> Junior Mark Minuto [Win 12 nets, wtidi MniC as all a California connection." went down, lumps went further when I'm tired. I veil at him and NCAA provisional qualifying quafifien for .ill ftlxT driven Johnson said, "I had met and Walkue s suOCaaa M»ared he yells at me. We keep each standards was named Colonial Huvtcfc »liil not race in the Ron at a i hc\ rotet function in In addition to Wallace ^ men other focused and he forces me U.ilUv said, "I got hack into Athletic Associatoon ^xt L^t year bccauai ha was,in Detroit and he said thai if I tal toughness, this intense work to become a better sprinter my rhythm; I exceed with my com- wrestler of the week for the ving .1 liu-H h i. .r.irul National car ever needed | place to stay to ethic is what makes him so suc- [vtihon Plain and simple, when week of Feb. 4. ih.' day before the 500 and only call him. The day I landed at cessful. For him, track is a seven- -66— the competition gets tougher; Minuto helped the Dukes got into Winston Cup when car Charlotte airport, 1 called him day-a-week sport. I.ich morning WIII.KV'S performance rises with it. defeat Old Dominion i Riclurd Childrcss called to see if I was still welcome. he wakes up, attends classes (all You have to go all out I ie's the ideal competitor. University and the on him a tew days later to take Kevin had moved out not scheduled early in the morning) 1 lis ability to rise to the com- ova Dak Eamruudfa cat alter long before and Ron let me in and heads to Bridgeforth or do nothing. Get the petition allows Wallace to be University of Virginia with a 1 amhardfr death and wouldn't let me move Stadium. Thea- he warm Up at job done no matter what optimistic about the future IC4A pair of crucial victories. "I'm as exdted now as I was out until I could (afford) to least a half hour before the three championships as well as the when I won my first Winston buy a house. We called it to four hour practice even begins. the situation, whether NCAA championships. He cur- Men's basketball gets first Cup race last year in AtLmt3," Camp Hornaday." It's in these lengthy ptactues rentlv is ranked 12th in the nation CAA road win Harvick nkl 'Maybe I should Johnson might be the least- that Walkue's work ethic shines. it's a practice or a meet. in the indoor long jump, yet wear rookie alrlpca like limmie axperlanced pole eUau in 500 1 He finds himself getting more nose 12 jumpers are very even, beoauae it' - my firal 500, too." history He has been in only nervous and hyped for practice — Anthony Wallace and Wallace is still rising up the The men's basketball Never before have two drivers three Winston Cup races, with a than meets. senior, mvk member rankings, making him capable of team picked up its first con- started at the front of the best finish of 2^th at I homestead. "You have to go all out or do -99 a national top-three finish. ference road win, beating Daytona WO who have never Fla., although he was running in nothing Gat the job done no Wallace leaves this advkSS Hofstra University 80-71. even raced in it before. When the top 10 at I owe's Motor matter what the Mtu.ititMi, The rivalry has shown bene- 'You've got to live life to the Sophomore Dwayne n waa asked about it, he Speedway until mechanical whether Ifs a practice or a meet," fits for both runners by lower- fullest itdoesn't matter who you Broyles scored a career-high laughed and said Could beone problems forced him out. Wallace said, By exerting so ing their times While Walla.. an' It your thing is to get straight 1 23 points. Sophomore Chris hei kofa wrack couldn't it " "Running those thrtv races much energy and maintaining a has improved steadily in the As, then get straight As. If you're ih.' two Southern last year taught myself, and the highly positive attitude during long jump, his times in the 60 .in athlete, then compete as hard Williams added 15 points, Call lorn 1.1 us are longtime team, a whole lot." he said. practices he \t able to be more meters have remained constant as you -.in lust get the most out and juniors Ian Caskill, friends who credit stock car "Now I have some time to prac- calm at meets, and therefore turn I le attributes this to the tad that ol I lie " Ilus attitude is the reason jerian Younger and Charlie veteran Ron Homada) It of tice and get in some drafting. I m his K-st performance. he has not competed against Wall.ice has been so SUOOaSfflll Hatter each scored 10 points. Palmdale, Calif., for jump- need experience, so every lap I Wallace has developed a Acosta in the past two months on and off the track. starting Hu u 1 u get in Thursday will help. friendly rivalry with fellow sprint- In tact 'he last time these two Wallace and the rest of the I lar\"ii k snd, "\\v W8N both I'm in | gteat em ironment. er, junior I "t nl Acosta Also an All- raced in the 55 meters, the two JMU indoor track team will be fortunate enough to have K011 10 We have great equipment and I Eaataprinas Acosta waa second in were separated by only rwo- bl action this Saturday in the take K»th ot us under his ivfcg, have a great mentor in Jeff, and the Cokviial Athletic AsstxTation hundredthsot a second. i oUegiate Invitational at and he's pari oi tlv reaaon wh) Terry (l^bonte) and Jerry Championships in 2000 I le cur- In the 2001-'02 season, ( ieorgi Mason March brings on wa re both sitting up hen today I (Nadeau) help, too. Our gcvil is rently is skteanad with an injury Wallace has constantly improved the two big meets; the IC4As in was living on I lomadav's couch to make the mOM and finish on but plans to a'turn before the each week by leaps and hounds Boston and the NCAA champi- and lininue was getting ready to the lead lap " championships begin The two last weekend, he jumped a Ma* onships m Baton Rouge, La. The men's basketball club defeated Virginia Tech to win the second annual Club Basketball International Skating Union Tournament. In the cham- pionship game, JMU faced a 16-point first half to assess controversial call deficit before coming back to win 85-82. I\ll KWIHIWI • each of the former Soviet skaters. Hut they were republics now an indepen trained to appreciate a cer- with commentating thai is dent nation, and therefore tain style," a style they see Ski Racing based on emotion entitled to representation In more often from the Underneath that I'tnution the judging, "there are a lot Russians. Plus, there is the The ski racing club had are all kinds of details and more former Soviet judges matter of money. its last race over the week- protocol, which fill the jury now," noted Audrey Weisigcr, "Coaches in those countries end at Beech Mountain, boxes that score the skaters. coach of U.S. Olympian only get paid out of the win- N.C. The women's A team Too, there is the residue of Michael Weiss nings of their skaters," a rep- placed fifth and B team Cold War scoring, when a That doesn't mean those resentative of one Russian judge virtually was ordered judges — from Belarus, coach said. "So the judges placed third in the slalom. [) \\ H) P C,ri KI'.Y/AOTTwvwi to vote for his or her skater, Ukraine, Uzbekistan and so know they'd better send their The men's A team placed sixth and the B team Canadian figure skaters David Pelletier and Jamie Sale accept complicated by the dissolu- on — necessarily retain their athletes home with a medal their sliver medals after a near-flawless performance Monday. tion of the USSR in 1991. With old loyalty to Russian and some money." placed eighth.

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