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Laurier's Official Student Newspaper • Volume 42 • Issue 6

3 News 6 Opinion 8 International 10 Feature 12 Entertainment 15 Student Life 16 Sports 18 Business 19 Classifieds Laurier responds to tragedy Dillon Moore information as people exchanged campus reaction as "similar to After the immediate shock of the 24-Hour lounge and a moment information asked questions of most", but characterized it as being the events, a different mood of silence in the Concourse were "Disbelief." each other. Throughout the 24- more a feeling of "extreme disbe- seemed to settle over the campus. well attended. Rosehart described This is the term that seems to hour lounge there was very little lief, not shock," a difference tha't Rosehart felt that the question in the mood at each of these services be a common thread in the replies noise beyond some chatter and the he attributes to the relative dis- the back of people's minds was as "sobering." of many when asked how they felt drone of the CNN journalists as tance that New York City and "what next?" McMurray comment- The extent to which people at after news of the crashes in New they reacted to, and described, the Washington are from Waterloo. ed on the "very eerie haze over the Laurier are connected to the vic- York and Washington reached grisly scene. Within a short while, McMurray place when they realized the rub- tims of the attacks is still not con- them last week. Students' Union President arranged for counseling services ble was not just steel." crete, but Rosehart did not know Shortly after 9 a.m. on Tuesday, Dave Prang described the effect of and chaplains to be available in Memorial services on Friday in of anyone at present that was September 11 was when most peo- the tragedy and the hours-long vig- rooms off of the 24-hour lounge directly tied to the Laurier campus ple began to hear about the terror- ils of some students watching the for the students if they felt they that was among the casualties. He ist attacks, news that would have TV as "really overwhelming for the needed to talk about the content Rosehart did mention one student on cam- been unthinkable the previous day. first couple of days." of what they were watching. WLU described the pus who had to wait for hours his mother Soon students, faculty and staff Dean of Students, David President Bob Rosehart kept the mood at each of before learning that began to pour into the 24-hour McMurray , whose office also faces schedule of classes the same "to had been evacuated in time from lounge to see the images on TV. the 24-hour lounge, recalls enter- keep things orderly and stable," these services as one of the buildings. Outside of the lounge in the ing the lounge to find it "filled with but encouraged faculty to speak "sobering." halls it was easy to catch bits of people taking in all the informa- about the events in class if they felt Continued on page 5 tion they can." He described the there was a need for discussion. Men's Soccer off to a quick start Defending National Champion Hawks silence Mac and Ryerson to open seson 2-0 Adam Gonsalves Golden Hawks got a second wind after Cwik's goal and pushed the play into the After being in tough against their strong Ryerson end. This is where the play stayed rivals from McMaster on Saturday, the for the majority of the game. defending champion Laurier Golden Hawks As the match wore on, the Laurier effort men's soccer team dug into the reserves on was apparent but the team was showing Sunday to beat the visiting Ryerson Rams signs of fatigue. 2-0 and remain undefeated early in the sea- son. After the grueling match on Saturday, 'We have some new Ryerson had a bit of an advantage coming into the game over the Laurier team, who feces here and we played their hearts out the previous day have to learn how to against one of the best teams in the country. play with each other. "The Rams came on strong and fast dur- ing the first 25 minutes, which seemed to Once that happens, catch the Golden Hawks off guard. However, the finish will come." the team quickly composed themselves and -Niki Budalic organized their effort against Ryerson. ROCACEWICH Once the Hawks focused themselves, the LAURA Rams defenders were just not strong The Golden Hawks tested the Rams "You're no fun to play with," says this Ryerson player as a disgruntled Laurier Golden enough to stave off the brutal Laurier attack. Hawk remembers not being picked for kiekball in grade school. keeper often, however he was not the saving grace for the team as the Laurier stamina Laurier offense, they scored again late in the ent, "My goal was lucky. We were having Laurier 4, McMaster 1 was what kept them in the game. second half. The ball flew to Niki Budalic, problems with finishing all game. We have While Laurier dominated the latter stage who shot a bouncing ball into the right side some new faces here and we have to learn Still, the biggest problem for the Laurier of the first half, the break in play seemed to of the net. how to play with each other. Once that hap- team wasn't their opponents, but them- take even more out of the team at the begin- The remainder of the game showed pens, the finish will come". selves. It seemed as though the Golden ning of the second half. more pressure from the Laurier offense, but Jay Lyle, who was an unsung player this Hawks were their own worst enemy the Ryerson defense improved late and was game, played a strong two-way outing. He able to help their team get away with a two was pushing hard offensively and defensive- throughout the game as their repeated shots Laurier 2, Ryerson 0 on goal were either wide or over the net. goal loss. ly, getting involved at both ends. When The setups and passing plays that the Wojciech Cwik responded to the Laurier asked about the great set-ups but problems Laurier team executed were superb but they The Ryerson offense tried to push, but performance. "We came out slow in the first with finish he said, "We've been working just couldn't seem to finish. even in the exhausted state that the Golden half of the game but continued to work hard on our plays and we wanted to have a It wasn't until the 30th minute that the Hawks were in, the calm and calculated hard. We didn't want to underestimate good game today. Golden Hawks finally scored on a goal by defense was unshaken. Laurier was not as (Ryerson) at all. They have a new team this "We were slow to start but we got Wojciech Cwik. dominating in the second half but still man- year and we wanted to be ready for whatev- stronger as the game went on and we're just Cwik came in on the left side and ham- aged to ouplay the Rams. er they had to give us." happy to get the win." mered a shot past the Ryerson keeper. The Finally, after much teasing from the Niki Budalic's opinion was a little differ- News. HSffBIRBISHMBIHI Write MMM

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Pick up an application at the Dean of Valid Until Oct SOtbfZOOl Students' Office, Third Floor of the Fred Nicols Student Centre. _ news 3 Speak no evil? A contentious article on the Laurier website is taken down as World events, make issues too hot to handle, Maneesh Sehdev Regarding the recent contro- versy, however, both professors Laurier's Official Website offered points of view differing www.wlu.ca's recent addition of from the university's official commentaries to their content has stance. Docherty pointed out that brought controversy to the Laurier universities cannot "shy away from community. controversial issues. If we can't talk The controversy arose a few about them here, where can we weeks ago when Political Science talk'about them?" professor Barry Kay was asked by Black's thoughts on the webmaser Tony Frost to post a removal of Eglin's posting shedded commentary piece on the site light on the nature of the site and regarding the ongoing conflict in its dichotomy. "From a marketing the Middle East between Israel and perspective, in light of the attack, the Palestinians. The posting it was a controversial thing to have became the subject of controversy there. And so the issue is: if it's a when it evoked critical response marketing tool, I can accept it, from various people on campus although I regret the fact that it who claimed the commentary was was pulled. If it's a web newspaper, anti-Palestinian. then it probably shouldn't have In response, Sociology profes- been pulled." sor Peter Eglin was asked to post a Jacqui Tam and Tony Frost piece offering a differing point of agree that editorial policies regard- view. Eglin's piece was critical of ing commentary pieces need to, Israel and their role in the conflict. WWWWLU.CA and will be, formulated in the near The Laurier website, which had a controversial commentary removed from it after the terrorist attacks on The commentary, posted last the United States. future. They added that they would Monday, was promptly removed like to eventually turn the site into the day after the terrorist attack on Rosehart as to why only his posting Barry Kay addressed the issue pull his piece and leave Kay's piece an interactive medium in which America. Barry Kay's original com- was removed was "public safety by choosing not to "go beyond" on the site, felt by many to be crit- further debate can occur. mentary, however, remains posted issues," although Eglin is unsure as anything appearing in his letter in ical of Palestinians. The response Despite the controversy, Peter on the site. to whose safety was being jeopard- this week's Opinion section, given by Frost and Tam to this con- Eglin's thoughts on the site's deci- "I'm resisting the conclusion adding that he does not have a cern was that Eglin's piece "clearly sion to run commentary pieces are that the removal of my posting was position on the controversy came out at the wrong time." positive. a confirmation of the thesis that I because it is a "small issue." The postings of Kay and Eglin "It's the essence of a university was advancing," Peter Eglin "I'm resisting the Director of Public Affairs and have not been the only ones to that it contribute to discussions of remarked on the issue. His piece conclusion that Publications, Jacqui Tam, and appear on the site, however. public issues of the day. What bet- offered an argument "critical of the removal ofmy Webmaster Tony Frost defended Political Science professor David ter way to show off what a univer- Israel", advancing the thought that the decision to remove Eglin's Docherty and Communications sity is about than to have its faculty much of the media attention posting was a piece by claiming that doing so Studies professor J. David Black take strong and perhaps controver- regarding the Middle East issue has confirmation of showed "sensitivity to the tragedy" also posted pieces regarding the sial positions on things?" been unfairly anti-Palestinian. Eglin the thesis that I that occurred in America last week. Canadian Alliance and the Barry Kay, however, stated that also pointed out that under other Frost, concerned with the idea that Independent Media Centre, he doesn't hold strong opinions on circumstances, professors can file am advancing." Eglin's piece could promote racial respectively. the issue of how the site should be grievances against the administra- intolerance said, "we do not want Their thoughts on the appear- used and has "no idea" whether tion for denial of academic free- to contribute to that at all." ance of commentary pieces on the editorial policies should exist in dom through the collective agree- ized by the commentary. However, the fact that Eglin's site are quite supportive. Both pro- regards to commentaries appear- ment between faculty and adminis- And why has Barry Kay's post commentary actually presents a fessors expressed their support of ing on the site. He also added that tration. remained online? According to point of view that he states is "crit- having a forum in which free he held "no position" on what the The explanation given to Eglin Eglin, Rosehart claimed to be ical of Israel" seems to be com- speech and the exchange of ideas appropriate format should be. by University President Bob unaware ofKay's posting. pletely at odds with the decision to can take place. Searching for a cure for cancer

JenniferMartin ticipate, but required a shorter route to fol- $1 from every Canadian was realized. low. Unfortunately, he died less than six months In the spirit of Terry Fox's 1979 Marathon of The Terry Fox Marathon of Hope was later. In 1988 the Terry Fox foundation offi- Hope, over 500 people from Waterloo gath- started by Terrance Stanley Fox, who cially came into existence and has since ered at Bechtel Park on Sunday to partici- attempted to run across Canada in an effort worked tirelessly to raise money to eradicate pate in the annual Terry Fox run. to raise money for cancer research after the this devastating disease. This is the twenty-first year of the Terry disease forced the amputation of his right Of the many volunteers who make this Fox run, and this year the 500 participants leg. After 143 days and 5,373 kilometers the event possible every year, "all have been managed to raise over $30,000, all of which cancer had spread to his lungs and Terry was touched by someone with cancer", says goes directly to cancer research. Overall, forced to end his run, but not without prom- Media Chair Chris Barker. The drive to help 240 million dollars have been raised for can- ising that he would continue the fight. experienced by volunteers and participants cer research since Terry's original Marathon In February, 1981 Terry's dream of raising alike is powerful and very necessary. PHOTO of Hope across Canada, and last year's event Some corporate teams do participate in « mil Win FILE totaled $21.6 million worldwide. the event, but the majority of runners are I l 500 participants Terry Fox running his Marathon of Hope, Although the event is referred to as the individuals. In addition, there is a team of a the inspiration for over 20 years of Terry Terry Fox run, participants were welcome to managed to raise half-dozen runners, referred to as "Terry's Fox runs for cancer research. run, walk, cycle or blade the ten-kilometer over $30,000, all of Team", of whom all are cancer survivors. wheelchair accessible route that utilizes res- Happily, more and more university stu- tling in to school to get involved, the partic- idential street and trails. This year a one- which goes directly to dents are participating every year. Although ipation of students from Universities is kilometer trail was also made available to cancer research. it may be hard for students who are just set always appreciate and all are welcome to families and individuals who wanted to par- join in the effort, including next year's run.

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 19 2001 4 news Canada's changing politics WLURobertDean Arts franklyCampbellabout the speaks of future of Canadianand politicsindividualinvolvement contention across the country in their government. pies of democracy are happening same time who are not interested Matthew Cade recent years. He used each of "There has been a shocking in social groups and street demon- in traditional politics." these issues as evidence of an inad- decline in voter turnout," he com- strations. That's where the real, To further aggravate the situa- So what's wrong with Canadian equate government and a faltering mented. "Voter volatility is also ris- democracy of the country is hap- tion, related Campbell, Canadians politics today, you ask? Well, parliamentary system. ing," Campbell continued, describ- pening." have fallen into a situation where depending on who you speak with, "The Quebec situation," said ing some recent voting trends as a By citing both the Seattle and the Liberals will continue to be re- plenty. Campbell in reference to persisting reactionary phenomenon where Quebec City protests, Campbell elected for eternity if the system In front of a small gathering at separatist sentiments there, "has citizens unhappy with their leader argued that there are Canadians does not receive a good shake. the Kitchener Public Library on not gone away. Monsieur Landry is will end up "voting for someone out there who are, in fact, "politi- "We have a kind of one-party Monday, Laurier's Dean of Arts, committed to having another refer- else, and then voting for, someone cal", and in some cases extremely system. No other party in Canada Robert Campbell, expressed his endum." so. has the proverbial snowball's concerns with the current state of Further, the Dean touched on I "We have this I The problem is that the chance in hell of winning the next the Canadian political system and the enduring importance of group of people Canadian political system does not election in Canada. Bet your mort- argued that "signs of malaise in the regionalism in Canada and why it have a means of bridging the gap gage on that. Bet anything on Canadian situation" exist all should not be ignored. who are very between these active and vibrant that." around us. "There are still pockets who interested in Canadian citizens and the tired The argument is that, because Although he acknowledged feel alienated," he said, pointing to making the world parliamentary processes in which of the Canadian electoral system, Canada's excellent record as an the birth in recent years of new Canadian citizens are losing confi- only the Liberal party have the open and tolerant nation, right wing political parties as evi- a better place, but dence. capacity to win the next election in Campbell suggested that the dence of Canadians who feel disil- at the same time Campbell also spoke about Canada. Canadian political condition has lusioned and betrayed. who are not Justin Trudeau's eulogy at his "They win elections with 40% become increasingly lame. Campbell also suggested that father's funeral in an effort to fur- of the vote, 60% of the country "The real excitement in democ- globalization, a topic with which interested in ther emphasize his point. votes against them, and they get all racy right now is not in Canada, but "Canada has not (yet) grappled I traditional politics." i "Those of us who respond to the power," said Campbell. "The in Africa, the Middle East, and Latin enough," and the Aboriginal ques- the cult of personality all said 'A-ha, electoral system is perverse." America," said Campbell, who tion. which has brought "enor- else, and so on." there's our saviour.' But when con- To close, Dean Campbell reiter- argued that Canadian political mous misery and problems" to In spite of these tendencies, fronted with this, (Trudeau) admit- ated that as Canadians, we need to leadership has recently shown a Native Canadians, are also issues according to Campbell, all hope is ted he hardly ever read the news. get a grip on our electoral system diminishing ability to deal with that Canada's leaders have not not lost. This, according to Campbell, in order to revitalize politics. important issues. properly addressed. In Canada, Campbell related, presents Canadians with an inter- "As far as volunteer and charita- In particular, the Dean dis- Campbell also used the emer- there is an obvious expressed lack esting dichotomy. ble groups go, Canada is great. But cussed four topics that, to varying gence of these "anti-traditional of interest in things traditionally "We have this group of people we need to find a way to bring degrees, are uniquely Canadian parties" to demonstrate that political. However, as Campbell has who are very interested in making them formally into politics." and that have been major points of Canadians are losing confidence in said, "the most interesting exam- the world a better place, but at the

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Continued from cover descent. Chaplain Jonathan Schmidt, Schmidt mentioned that there who was involved with the prayer is some talk of Christian, Muslim CM services held during the week, and Jewish groups from the two September 26th 2001 * observed in the students present "a Waterloo universities getting t&r 11Wednesday PAIR*■£ general sense of 'why did it hap- together for a forum to present a m . 10am-3:30 pm ' pen?'" unified message and to declare that Memorial Auditorium Complex Schmidt found students were it was not a race or a people who looking for an alternative to the committed the act, but that it was answers provided by the American individuals. media as well as alternatives to the Prang commented that continuing cycle bombing those Laurier's reaction to the catastro- countries or groups that are phe, "shows we are a compassion- deemed responsible. He also found ate student body and a compas- there was a real concern for the sionate campus." Rosehart com- safety of Muslims. pared the event to the shooting of Rosehart also acknowledged a JFK, stating he'd "probably always concern felt by Muslim students on remember when I heard about it." campus who are worried about This Thursday September 20, their safety in light of recent attacks the Arts faculty will be holding a and harassment throughout parts discussion at the turret where stu- of the U.S. and Canada against peo- dents can talk about the event with ple of Middle Eastern descent and each other and with members of against those who merely look as the faculty. though they might be of that News

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WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 19 2001 6 opinion THE CORD Violence reconsidered The last meeting held by the Board of frontations. I've been in attendance at a the incidences of violence. While it may WEEKLY Governors here at Laurier was, in a way, bar where ambulances and cruisers came be indisputable that some people will ~ The tie that binds since 1926 bracketed by news of violence. WLU to pick up the bloodied participants of a feel "tougher" or "braver" in their own A Wilfrid Laurier University Student Publication President Bob Rosehart ended his open- fight that ended with one of the combat- minds when they've downed some Third Floor, Fred Nichols Campus Centre ing address to the attendees by relating ants cut on the back of his neck and his beers, it is also clear that the vast major- 75 University Avenue West, his thoughts on the recent incident scalp. ity of people who go to parties or bars do Ontario, N2L 3C5 Waterloo, where students at a keg party were beat- At the meeting, Dr. Rosehart made not involve themselves in violent behav- (519) ext. 884-1970 3564 en and stabbed by another group of some statement to the effect that he iour and do not accept it as a natural by- Fax: (519) 883-0873 men. The injured students were feared students were not adequately product of night-life. Advertising: (519) 884-1970 ext. 3560 not www.wlusp.com from Laurier, but the location of the Ultimately, the responsibility of vio- e-mail: [email protected] event was only as far away as Columbia lent acts must rest with the individual Street. The meeting was brought to an who commits them. The mix of insecuri- unexpected halt shortly thereafter as I know from my ty, fear, frustration and whatever other I Miss You Guys news of the terrorist hijacking in the experience as a emotions cause them 10 act as they do is Amy Wright United States was brought into the Paul frosh last year that the real enemy of peace and wellbeing. Martin Centre. the danger of To prevent a person from feeling that Editorial Staff Although the difference in magni- violence does exist. violence is an answer should be the main tude of these incidents is drive of those who hope to promote Editor-in-Chief Matthew Cade staggeringly are held the peace. News Editors Jennifer Martin large, they together by com- Almost flies off the Dillon Moore mon tie that seemingly senseless vio- everyone handle lence was at the of both. looking out for their own safety. is true sometimes, allowing themselves to let Opinion Editor Amy Wright root It student has that who to a bar or cloud their but Entertainment Editors Lynnette Visaya The average Laurier many people go emotions judgement, even a will admit that have an Amanda Fitzpatrick probably borne witness to at least one keg party it may thankfully we usually opportuni- in be as safe as attending a library or a to apologize or make amends. If we Sports Editors Wilbur McLean violent confrontation his or her life not ty violence on a small scale as a nor- Mariana Hrkac and in all likelihood may have witnessed dinner party. The threat of being stabbed accept far more. This not have been before or otherwise seriously assaulted, howev- mal part of our life, though, what hope International Editor John Carlaw may arrived here either. If the cannot be considered of the do we have of the gap that Features Editor Tannis Fenton they university er, as part bridging gave population were immune to aggression, calculated risk equation that the majority rise to the horrendous violence that Student Life Editor Kevin Klein the of of students who attend these took last week in the U.S.? Business Editor Pretty Vacant presence security on campus and places are place Wilf's and the Turret would hardly be presumed to make. Serious violence is Out Of Step With The World Maneesh Sehdev in essential. still rare enough in Waterloo that the Dillon Moore Cord Staff I know from my experience as a frosh average student could be understood for News Editor Classified Coordinator oh-so- Vacant last year that the danger of violence does assuming that it is a prospect that he or On-Line Editor David Field exist. Other people from my floor in res- she will not face. The opinions expressed in this edttoteiare those of Raymond faced of The of alcohol, night the authorend donot necessarily reflect those of Production Assistants Sun Kit On idence the threat violence and combination The Cord Staff, the editoricdboard, WLUTPorWLU. Anna Gunny were sometimes even involved in con- and loud music is not enough to explain Copy Editors Vacant LETTERS Circulation and File Manager Vacant- no one can do IT LIKE MANEESH CAN Website Bias suggesting that Israelis feel that Canadian law has said that he should Student Controversy Palestinians want to eradicate their not have the "choice" to do what he did. country, perhaps he can explain why Why is Fenton not upset about child Pub] oris i cati Staff Arabs rejected the 1947 UN partition abusers who are then jailed and thus Cord Photo Manager Laura Rochacewich I do not frequently contribute to The plan that would have created a not allowed to "choose what's in their Yearbook Photo Manager Martin Kuebler Cord's opinion page, but given Kevin Palestinian fol- Very state. best interest". If someone were to IT Team Vacant Nasir's modest understatement in the As to whether the Laurier website low the morality she suggests then there Angela Advertising Manager Foster Sept. 6 issue that "educated people should include opinion pieces in princi- would be no reason to stop a person Ad Production Manager Dara Hakimzadeh everywhere" were insulted by my com- ple, that is a matter best addressed by from killing, stealing, or anything else. Vacant on website, felt Ad Production Assistants mentary the WLU I the Mr. Frost. If opinion pieces are to be Fenton seemed to skip over the cen- Public Relations Coordinators Trisha Merz matter serious enough to respond. I offered. I take it as a given that in an tral abortion question: is the fetus a per- Jessica Reid should point out that the commentary open society anything presented is likely son and if so, should that person have a Ami Shah piece in question was invited by Tony to be offensive to someone. right to life? She seems afraid of the real Human Resources Coordinator Anik Merchea Frost of the WLU web page, who I gath- issue. Let's keep to the facts Fenton, Admi rti strati on er included it as part of a series of opin- Dr. Barry Kay let's look at what a fetus is, let's talk ion positions on various political issues about what really happens in an abor- President Christopher Ellis of the day. tion. Let's talk about the "thing" that VP: Finance & Administration Edward Schall Abortion Issues More specifically, Mr. Nasir feels my most often has developed a beating Board of Directors Ben Martin observation that the "right of return of Tannis Fenton's article "right vs. life" is heart, brain waves, pain sensations, and Heather McFarlane Nicole Kozicki of Arab Israel" millions refugees into awful and shows a severe lack of jour- has genetics different from his/her Amanda Baumann Gary Kenning (potentially 3.7 million into a country nalistic integrity. It is filled with logical mother. Then let's see if the dismember- including 5 million Jews) is a "demo- inconsistency, lies, and many misleading ment and killing of this "thing" is right Contri tutors graphic earthquake" illustrates my "right statements. As a pro-lifer I don't particu- Adam Gonsalves, Steve Salt. Blayne Primeau, Justin or wrong. This is looking at the abortion Sharp, Scott Cairns, Laura Haylock, Alicia McFadden, wing" and "misleading" views. Few who larly like it when she includes quotes issue. and anyone else who helped out. Special thanks to Pink know me think of me as right wing. from someone (and she seems to agree Floyd, Duke Ellington, Gino, Dave and Tim, Noel and Liam, U2, Rancid, Operation Ivy, the Who. the Wu, a My understanding is that last year's with this quote) who accuses pro-lifers Michael Dopp fresh printer cartridge. Long Beach Dub AllStars, John negotiations at Camp later at being terrorists. The work of the Jerk, that girl that keeps brushing me off for no David and of 99.99% good reason, Ellis for finally taking the night off, Dillon Taba would have provided Palestinians of pro-life people consists of non-violent for staying forever and not caring about class, pretty with Gaza and 94% of the West Bank, protest, political lobbying, prayer, edu- much everyone who worked through that vrus you all I was very disappointed to read your have which I'm sure I'll get soon enough -Matt plus an additional area next to Gaza cational campaigns, and healthy discus- feature Right vs Life in the last issue of Thanks to the PR girls for looking soooooo good! And to equivalent to of the West Bank. This sion. is a big difference the editorial board; for the same reason -Maneesh 3% There between the Cord. On several occasions the arti- would have included turning over settle- that and terrorist work. To compare me LETTERS POLICY: cle misrepresented the pro-life move-

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I was incorrect in All commentary is strictly the opinion of the writer and does not necessarily reflect If Mr. Nasir believes what did was okay, yet somehow Continued on next page... that of the Cord staff, the editorialboard, orWLU Student Publications. WEDNESDAY. SEPTEMBER 12. 2001 opinion 7 LETTERS ...Continued from last page The Main Event Should the United States retaliate with military force in response to last week's terrorist attacks? Parenthood among other pro- choice organizations refused to Wilbur McLean Lynnette Visaya match that reward. Also it was dis- of time, almost have, in essence, become the In the midst of the devastating for the death of those close to us? appointing to see a full feature As press 6,000 peo- they have been declared dead or world's enemy. By harbouring him, events occurring in America, we Because, it is wrong. article on abortion fail to examine ple not moving to prevent him are consumed with feelings of The Afghan people have been the all important question of missing as a result of the terrorist and on committing similar grief, fear, and anger. After last victimised for years by the Taliban when human life begins. Does attacks the United States. from actions Thousands more lie are just as of ter- week's attacks in the United States, and the Soviets. The US invasion human life really only begin at injured. To put again they guilty that number into perspective, last rorism as bin Laden himself. one cannot help but feel that will make the oppressed country birth despite the fact that out- -time September ISth's Globe and revenge must be taken upon those even more disheartening, and the entire genetic makeup is in place year there were 6713 full In noted responsible for the deaths of so people more depressed than ever. nine months before? What signifi- undergraduate students at Laurier. Mail, columnist Marcus Gee around three attributes of a that There is nothing left in Afghanistan cant change really occurs at birth So look at each student terrorist many. see last Well, our chance for revenge that is worth defending. Past civil that requires that life be protected you every day and imagine have become evident in the them dead. few decades. has come. US president George W. wars have already stripped the after birth but discarded at will These people don't have be is that they are not Bush stated: "Now that war has Afghans of what they had. If the even minutes before? to The fir.st perished insane. Meaning that each and been declared on us, we will lead fight on revenge continues, the Another important question dead but they because of the errant and intents every terrorist who participated in the world to victory." Bui even, Afghans will become victims again, not covered by Tannis Fenton is misdirected a was sound mind and though it will bring temporary not in a war what assistance is avaiable to of select few. I the attacks of willing participants The United and the icM their acts can not be racked up to appeasal to the hearts of many, is that is not theirs. women facing unexpectant preg- States, world, right to means war really necessary? This brings lis to another ques- nancies. Aside from the coura- of the have a hunt those of a lunatic. It also culprits and such that these know that if No, it is not. For one, this war is tion: Do we really understand the geous efforts of volunteer organi- down the ensure terrorists crimes occur acts very different from major wars state of Afghanistan? If we fight our zations like Birthright and the heinous don't again. their of terrorism won't the of the is attack- a we Kitchener-Waterloo Crisis The only way to ensure that the achieve their intent, they will stop past. It nofbnger way through foreign country, this a nation for or trying have to understand why we've Pregnancy Center most women terrorists who did do not com- committing those acts. ing territory is abate an occupied state for the avoided interaction with its gov- are forced to choose between mit similar crimes in Jpf IT.S., or The second that terrorists to is that alone and need survival of another. This--is. ernment for such a long time. Even continuing their education or rais- elsewhere, to en||re they rarely act usually an or attack the Nations (UN) have ing their child. Women deserve are physically unable to do so. Tie the assistance of a large group against terrorism. United bin The bin trade barriers and travel better than this. countries of the world have a right government. So even though prime suspect, Osama imposed eliminate the is not a leader or a restrictions on the third world Most women do not have the to the threat these ter- Laden may have planned Laden, political in he terror- country; luxury of choosing abortion, they rorists pose. he had much help the great revolutionary, us a to are a ist occupying space country the midst of our fears and feel compelled to do so. Indeed It would be irresponsible do process. There large number in a In abortion hasn't liberated otherwise. Living in tear is no way of terrorists out there right now that the US is ready to wage war tragedy, we can't help but feel that live all and how can the who must be whatever against. If the war carries out, the something has to be done about women.... it has trapped them. to at safe stopped by week's The sus- Finally the article was also factual- world's citizens be with active ter- means necessary. Afghan people will be the addition- last event. prime r fear- al victims terrorism. and is not nation trying to ly inaccurate in stating that "in rorists lurking;' :f Finally, terrorists are not to Bombs pect a ammunition, or a political leader 1969, the federal government gave Regardless of political differ- less and are usually scared of being will make the already invade the US difficult of to occupy the land. is a Canadian women the legal right to ences with the United States, any captured. If bin Laden and his lives these innocent trying It more than criminal. His possible have a safe abortion." In fact in country who is willing to harbour cronies are captured, a message people complicated political as; involvement should not include 1969 the law was amended to an international criminal inch will be sent to any other potential ever before. the of the innocent. allow for 'theraputic abortion Osama bin Laden is essentialh terrorists that their acts will not go . If the Americans want justice, punishment stamping important they cannot risk the lives of others. The people of Afghanistan have commitees' at hospitals whose job their seal of approval on unpunished. This is an That is deterrent. The death of more innocent peo- already endured enough was to check whether or not an terrorism. unacceptable. conclusion, war will abortion was 'medically neces- The leaders of Afghanistan are For the first time ever, the ple does not justify the deaths of heartache. In doesn't the not the hearts of the vic- sary.' This term meant different fully aware of bin Laden's where- entire world is taking a stand others. If so, why jus- justify kill tims; will break the people of a things to different people and as a abouts and, unless they hand him against terrorism. Now is the time, tice system allow us to the peo- it result, depending on where a over in the next couple of days, for the enemy to be vanquished. ple who we think are responsible nation. woman lived, she either had 'abor- tion on demand' or no abortions at all. In 1988 the Supreme Court threw out the 1969 law mainly cit- Editors Note: The Main Event is a TOMORROW'S ing an unequal application of the neat little idea that our Opinion 1aw.... nobody ever said women Editor came up with and some- should have unfettered access to thing we'll be trying on and off PROFESSIONALS: -Sp*®* over the Tell us I abortions; but with no laws on the year. what you books abortions were technically think. | legal - in all nine months of preg- The opinions expressed are not nAPPLYI I Wmm R TODAY!W*F *m I M i T|I HP | nancy - as they remain today. necessarily those ofthe writer, but mmm; s are intended to show two sides oj Jessica Ling an important issue. Read up!

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John Carlaw bility within the region. The As the United States narrows its Taliban's Ambassador to Pakistan, search for those responsible for Abdul Salam Zaeef stated on the last week's hijackings and attacks weekend that "if any regional or in Washington and New York, tur- neighboring country helps the moil has increased in Afghanistan. United States attack us, it would The President and his highest spark extraordinary dangers," officials have continued to while promising their militia would announce that they are moving strike at any countries that aid the closer to blaming the September U.S. in attacking Afghanistan. 11th terrorist attacks on Osama bin Pakistan, standing between Laden, who is believed to be in Afghanistan and the Arabian Sea, is Afghanistan. being pressured by the U.S. to aid U.S. Secretary of State Colin in the apprehension of bin Laden Powell said on Monday that "it is and in potential military strikes. becoming clear with each passing Assistance would include allow- hour, with each passing day that it ing the use of their air space and is the al-Qaeda network that is the land. This poses problems for prime suspect... all roads lead to Pakistan's military government as the leader of that organization, PHOTOS the Taliban enjoys some favorable Osama bin Laden." FILE opinion there while there have George W. Bush has said that Debris removal and the search for survivors has continued (left), while the United States sets its sights on been protests against the United Osama bin Laden (pictured alive." he wants bin Laden, "dead or at right). U.S. President George W. Bush wants bin Laden "dead or States. alive." This week Bush re-iterated According to the United disastrous, as international aid While the United States wants American public opinion is that the U.S. would hold states that Nations, there is already a crisis groups have left the country out of bin Laden out of the country, the pushing for military action, though harbor terrorists 'accountable.' there that could become worse. fear for their safety. According to idea of achieving a definition of reservedly so. According to the With that in mind, Bush said, "the UN High Commission for Refugees the Globe and Mail, relief agencies success militarily in that country- editor in Chief of the Gallup Poll, Taliban must take my statement spokesman Rupert Colville stated believe millions of Afghans could could prove challenging. "the public already feels that the seriously." Monday that "it's going to take be harmed as military attacks Afghanistan's rough terrain has U.S. is at war today." He reports The United States has been very little to push that existing that "nine of ten Americans sup- preparing its military for action humanitarian crisis into really a or port action against those responsi- since the attacks. Members of the major disaster in huge numbers on "Ifany regional neighboring country ble for the attacks." reserves have been called up to the road." helps the United States attack us, it However the question of prepare for duty Citizens of that impoverished would spark extraordinary dangers" responsibility is an important one. The lead-up and rhetoric con- nation, with a life expectancy of A majority of Americans support - Abdul Salam cerning the punishment of bin only 47 years, are fearful of what is Zaeef waiting to be certain of whom is Laden and his believed associates going to happen. Tens of thou- responsible before acting. One coming from the United States are sands have fled from cities to the would lead to starvation and the historically made conquest incredi- quarter support immediate action leading to overwhelming problems countryside, or left the country destruction of foreign sponsored bly difficult. against "known terrorist organiza- in their potential military target of entirely. clinics and schools that have taken In addition to the humanitarian tions." Afghanistan. The impact of attacks could be many years to build. crisis, there could be further insta- The Cord's World Watch International Notices 1) This Thursday, September 20th, there will be a panel EUROPE AND NORTH AUSTRALIA After winning the first case and discussion held by concerning ter- AMERICA Australia's government won its losing the appeal, the Human the Faculty of Arts the roist attacks in the United States entitled "Tragedy in Since last week's terrorist attacks appeal of a court ruling that stated Rights group that represented the America." The Panel is to feature several WLU faculty on the United States there have they acted illegally in detaining 400 refugees may not have enough members. The discussion, which is to include a question been attacks against minority Afghan refugees in iate August and money to appeal to the Supreme and answer period, runs from 4:00 until in the Ttorret. groups and places of worship in early September. Court immediately. 5:30 Canada, the U.S. and Europe. In a two to one decision the 2) Next Tuesday, September Rick Gamble of CKCO-TV Mosques and a Hindu temple court ruled that the government's CHECHNYA 25th, news will be showing a documentary made while he was have been targets of vandalism and executive had the power to turn A Russian General and six of his volunteering in the field of Human Rights in Uganda. He even fire in Hamilton over the last away people trying to illegally officers were killed on the week- will be discussing his experiences afterwards. Starting week. Many Muslims and other enter their territory. end as Chechens continue to try time is in Alumni Hall. minorities have been targeted for Australia was strongly pres- to drive the Russian military from 5:30 verbal and physical abuse. sured earlier to take the mostly Chechnya. 3) As recorded in last week's noticess, The problem has been signifi- Afghan refugees. Norway was The rebels shot down a Russian Laurier International is offering a 'talk swap' Students cant enough to draw the attention upset because a Norweigian boat helicopter in the capital of Grozny program. would help an English in of Canadian Prime Minister had answered calls from Australia that was carrying General Anatoly international student with their Jean exhchange for help learning another own language. Sign Chretien and U.S. president to rescue a sinking ship containing Pozdnyako. According to CNN up sheets are posted around campus and the door of room George W. Bush. In the House of the refugees. But after the rescue there have been 120 minor attacks R109 at 202 Regina Street. Students submit their Commons Monday, Chretien they were prevented from bringing and 10 personnel carriers must name and e-mail address by September 21st. expressed sadness for actions them to Australia's shore. Senior destroyed by the Chechens in the against Canadian Muslims, and officials in the United Nations had last week. In this magical box, we hope students said that if "terrorists succeed in also expressed displeasure with The rebels said that they were to notify of each week's best events and opportunities "international exporting their, hatred, they have Australia's actions. launching their largest offensive in of interest" on campus and in the nearby community. won." Instead of going to Australia, months while the Russians con- Bush took the step of publicly most of the refugees have been firmed that clashes were taking Examples of suitable submissions include guest visiting Islamic facilities in sent to Nauru, the world's smallest place. speakers, trips to conferences and other opportunities Washington while stating that "the republic. The migrants there will Chechen forces made Russia for students with an internationalfocus. face of terror is not the true faith have to live in an area of the coun- withdraw after fighting from 1994- of Islam" and that "those who feel try that currently lacks facilities of 96 but they returned and have Please forward suggestions to the International like they can intimidate our fellow water, sanitation and electricity. occupied the country since 1999. Editor's mailbox in the WLUSP Office or e-mail

citizens . . . represent the worst of The rest will be going to New The Russians have been unable to events to [email protected] humankind." Zealand. capture rebel leaders. for consideration WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 12 2001 international 9 Wanna' volunteer in K-W? Gain valuable 'international' experience withoutpaying for a plane ticket Laura Haylock various special events throughout profit, self-supporting alternative help landed immigrants and con- 2531 or www.kwmc.on.ca. the year which require many vol- trading organization. They are ventional refugees. Students can One goal of the International unteers. committed to providing fair help with the "Host Program," UNICEF Section this year is to promote stu- Finally, Habitat has many income to "Third World" peoples, which is a befriending program UNICEF is a non-profit, apolitical, dent involvement in international opportunities to build housing who are unemployed or underem- assisting adjustment to Canadian international organization dedicat- issues at the community and inter- abroad, which will be covered in ployed, by marketing their handi- society by newly arrived peoples. ed to, and promoting, the survival, national levels. With that in mind more detail later this term. crafts and selling these at a fairer Not only does this aid in ori- protection and well being of the we plan on sharing campus and Anyone interested in volunteering price than these workers usually enting and familiarizing new world's children. The Waterloo community volunteer opportuni- for Habitat for Humanities can con- receive. Canadians to a new community, it chapter mainly needs assistance in ties with Laurier students. In the tact Jane Pallin at the National The Ten Thousand Villages also provides an excellent opportu- fundraising and raising awareness local area there are many well- Office (885-4565) or in the Stores are run by volunteers and nity for skills in "English as a sec- within our community, particularly intentioned groups in need of vol- Waterloo region at 747-0664. can be contacted at 888-7180. Any ond language" to be learned. This during this time of year. unteers. Next week we hope to other information relating to MCC program matches individuals and Student volunteers can assist profile campus clubs of interna- The Mennonite Central may be found at www.mcc.org and families together. Students may UNICEF by helping with the tional interest. Later in the term Committee (MCC) by phone at 745-8458. contact Rahma Elmi at 579-9622 or Halloween Campaign. This we intend to examine opportunites MCC is a "relief, service and peace www.ymcakw.org. involves promoting and collecting to go abroad. We hope the follow- agency, which reflect a biblical call The Canadian Red Cross boxes at the local elementary ing information will find its way to care for the hungry, thirsty, the The Red cross helps people to The K-W Multicultural Centre schools. Anyone interested can into the hands of some eager vol- stranger, the sick and those in "deal with situations that threaten (KWMC) contact Diane Dick at 745-1916. unteers. prison." Students can aid the MCC their survival, safety, security, well- This centre is committed to break- Volunteers are required for the in three main areas. The first being and human dignity in Canada ing down barriers to full participa- Family Fun Day, which is the last Habitat for Humanity involves Relief Sales in which vol- and around the world." tion of new Canadians in the K-W weekend of October. Students can Habitat for Humanity is an organi- unteers help with events and festi- Students can assist the Red community and surrounding areas. help out in areas such as collecting zation committed to providing vals to benefit the relief and devel- Cross in various manners such as They seek to "foster the unique donations or assisting with the affordable and adequate housing opment work of the MCC. fundraising, clerical duties, inter- cultural diversity that exists in our Haunted House and Hayrides. for people in need. In the K-W These events in the past have national tracing and reunions, dis- community." Students can become Mary Anderson may be contacted area they have campus, local and been different auctions, childrens aster services and various other involved in the KWMC by helping at 576-9976. national organizations. activities, musical entertainment opportunities abroad. Anyone with special events like the Finally, UNICEF has a new year- Some of these opportunities and other hands-on projects. The interested can contact Teresa Multicultural Festival held annually round project that entails volun- involve their "Restores," which MCC also runs thrift stores all Barlett at 621-1840 or in the summer. In addition, the teers staffing new stores, which both generate funds to support the across North America. These www.redcross.ca. KWMC matches new Canadians promote and sell various UNICEF building of Habitat's homes and to stores are entirely run by volun- with volunteers who can assist paraphernalia. 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! Crete jungle. Over-exploitation is a third leading factor in Animals are caged in the endangerment of Earth's species. The most superficial habitats, while prominent example of this is the unrestricted we destructively roam the whaling that took place during the early 20th cen- planet. tury. Whaling brought the species to a dangerous- In 'improving' the world ly low population, nearly making it extinct. round us, we have managed This whaling travesty also shows the ability of o nearly destroy the world humankind to make amends for its faults. around most other living When several whale species, such as the gray creatures. whale, faced extinction, a number of nations It is a devastating con- (including Canada and the United States) agreed cept to realize the only way to an international cessation on whaling. to protect animals is to con- While several whale species are still threat- fine them from the exploita- ened, the gray whale has made a remarkable tion of humans. comeback. According to Environment Canada, 364 species of wildlife are classified as being at risk of extinction. Of 70,000 known Canadian species, 12 are extinct; 15 are extirpated; 107 are endangered; 76 are threatened; ind 154 are of special concern. And here I Environment Canada has will spread my created very stringent defini- wings tions of wildlife in danger. An Yes, I will call this extinct species refers to a home. vildlife species that no longer What's this you say? exists and an extirpated species You feel a right to remain, s one that no longer exists in Then stay and I will bury the wild in Canada, but does you elsewhere. An endangered species is -Dave Matthews Band, one facing imminent extinc- "Don't Drink the Water" tion, and a threatened species is one facing endangerment if nothing is done to reverse the factors leading to extinc- tion. And species that are of

-. special concern may become endangered because of biological characteristics. These classifica- The Siberian Tiger is one of the animals on the tions are defined by the endangered species list that are in critical danger. The Toronto Zoo has been successful in breeding Committee on the Status of Endangered this species.

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 19 2001 feature 11 to giving $90 million over three years to construct and enact a national strategy to protect threatened species. In 2001, the Liberal government introduced the Species at Risk Act, which replaced the the Protection of Species at Risk Accord. The act was developed to prevent wildlife from becoming extinct and to protect the wildlife already endangered. The Minister of Fisheries and Oceans, the Minister of Heritage, and the Minister of the Environment oversee the Act. Operated exclusively by the federal government, the Species at Risk Act provides funding for exten- sive scientific research to assess the status of wildlife, prohibits killing endangered or threatened wildlife and provides by emergency authority the means to help those species and habitats in critical Earth acts as a sin- 1 danger. gle organism andj Assessing and classifying the status of wildlife in as such can balance

Canada is COSEWIC, which for the first time has a the environment on its own. This is .. legal base from which to enforce the Species at Risk known as the Gaia theory, as defined by scien- Act. tist James Lovelock. The Minister of the Environment appoints the Cybernetics is the study of "self-regulating sys- members of COSEWIC, who are wildlife experts tems of communication and control in living organ- drawn from a pool of governments, Aboriginal isms and machines," according to Lovelock, who groups, universities, museums and non-government says a bulldozer leaves the same gruesome trail as a national groups. shotgun. Josephine and Sarnantha are two of seven Western COSEWIC's assessments are forwarded to the Lovelock suggests the Earth regulates its tem- Lowland gorillas housed at the Toronto Zoo. The zoo Minister of the Environment, who forms the List of perature and chemical composition much like the gorilla exhibit and has North America's la rgest indoor Wildlife Species at Risk. human body does. In the same light, diseases such has played a fundamental role in bringing many ani- mals out of the danger of the endangered species list Once a species is on the list, a prohibition as AIDS and cancer are the Earth's method of curb- against killing the animal or its habitat is instilled, ing the mass human population that is destroying it. The black market animal trade is arguably the along with a recovery plan. Federal, provincial and Other theorists suggest these diseases are the most threatening current overexploitation factor. territorial jurisdictions equally share responsibility result of microbes, which were previously dormant, There are huge demands for rhinoceros horns in the enforcement of such prohibitions. being released into the atmosphere as the rain- and tiger bones in Asia, where an already prevalent The recovery plans must be created within one forests are being butchered. market of traditional medicines are made from such year for endangered species and two years for In any case, the ways in which humans have animals, according to Environment Canada. threatened species and are prepared been functioning have to come to end before it The Toronto Zoo, which houses seven lowland using a multi-species or ecosys- is too late, if it is not already. We must gorillas, says certain peoples in Africa consider goril- tem approach. learn to co-exist with the other la meat a delicacy. The gorilla population has been Each year, the Minister ; inhabitants of this planet declining sharply in recent years due to the devas- of the Environment reports instead of suffocating tating black market dealings of their meat and other COSEWIC's assessments their existence. parts. and enquiries to Looking into The fourth factor causing animal endangerment Parliament. the hauntingly is disease, according to Environment Canada. They In order to save I human eyes of . state that "rabies and canine distemper viruses are species' in immediate ... a gorilla, it is danger, emergency pga apparent orders are put in place. that we are

These species are fast- ,

But we have spent tracked through the , much of our listing process. primate Canadian cit- existence slathering izens have rights the Earth with to comment on j want do not asphalt, replacing recoveryJ the its natural strategies, Jf apply to have jj Irastically- beauty with the status of a a concrete jungle. species^ ate we have assessed t the world and apply m it could be for investiga- g| end as we destroying carnivore populations in East Africa." tion of offens- j The transmission of such diseases usually es against the | We need to occurs when domestic animals interact with wildlife, Species at Risk fj learn to respect further demonstrating how human activity can dis- Act. this planet and all nature. As with the creatures on rupt % * Pollution is another serious threat to nearly most government Iit instead of pre- every living thing on this planet. Most prominently, legislation, the 1 suming owner- pollution helps to further destroy the already con- route to actual ship over all we densed animal habitat. changes is convoluted see. Now we know the reasons why animal popula- and complicated. tions are being threatened. So, what are we doing to But nature does not retract our destruction and ensure endangered ani- always have the time to mals are preserved? wait for recovery plans In 1992, Canada became "the first industrialized to be instilled country to ratify the United Nations Convention on and Biological Diversity," according to Environment pro- Canada. hibi- The convention moved to committing for legis- tions lation for protecting endangered species. put in In 1996, Canada's federal and provincial govern- place. ments made the Protection of Species at Risk There Accord, which called for cohesive legislation pro- are many tecting Canadian wildlife. people who In 2000, the Canadian government committed believe the PssL..the Features section need? writers. Please help Tannis; she really needs your help. For the love of God, I'm writing about animals! WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 19 2001 12 entertainment Off the Wall Art (literally!) Once again, the K-W Art Gallery is exhibiting innovative art by a Canadian artist

AmandaFitzpatrick feeling of uniformity. As there are no dividers in deep waters, there Ed Pien, a Toronto-based artist is are none here either. This illus- currently exhibiting his latest trates exactly how the artist views accomplishment Deep Waters at this world. the Kitchener-Waterloo Art Gallery. Pien had long been afraid of Those who go to this exhibit the water as a child and what lay expecting a static group of paint- beneath it. Although no longer as ings will be pleasantly surprised at scared, this fear has been well doc- what they find. umented in his current exhibition. At the entrance, you are greet- The room is shrouded in darkness, ed with a glass box containing and sporadic lights illuminate crea- FITZPATRICK white gloves. (No, this isn't a tures painted on to the paper to Michael Jackson tribute.) These create an extremely "Erie" atmos- •••• gloves must be worn before enter- phere. Having to walk through i■■ ■irrtv.■ ■■■■ . . - •yrlviv l .w:-. i.-;vr. AMANDA Ed doesn't like water very much, but he does love his art. His smile says it all. ing this unique display. This is numerous folds of fabric also because the entire exhibit has shows exactly how Pien views this of the lunar calendar was the main ing to the eye. Council. Recently, he has been an been created using billowing folds underwater landscape. These folds source of inspiration. During this The artist was present on instructor at NASCAD in Halifax. of extremely fragile paper that also help suggest the feeling of a festival, the gate of hell is opened Sunday September 16th for the Deep Water is running at the hang from the ceiling. To fully live creature being present in the up and the souls of those who died opening of the exhibition and gave Kitchener-Waterloo Art Gallery experience the entire exhibit, one room when combined with the without family are allowed to roam a short, guided tour through his until November 4th. must walk through and between mysterious sounds. the world of the living. It is not rec- work. This helped to really under- More Art for Y'all this paper in order to see each sec- These elements, paired with ommended to swim at this time stand the inspiration behind the Running concurrently with this tion. Portions of the exhibit are the work itself are what make this because there are lost souls work and what each image really exhibit is a show called The Shade entirely surrounded by paper and exhibit so refreshing. The paper, beneath the water who have previ- means. ofLong Gone Trees by late Quebec enclose the spectator in Pien's the projections and the sounds ously drowned. Water ghosts must Ed Pien has had numerous artist Alfred Laliberte (1878-1953). underwater world. present in the background make take a new victim in order to have exhibitions in Canada since gradu- The impressionist paintings All of the artwork has been cre- for an experience that won't soon their own souls set free. ating from York University in 1984. reflect the daily life of the French- ated as one enormous piece that be forgotten. The idea of fear is carefully Exhibitions have also been held in Canadian people in the early has no clear beginning and end. The idea for this exhibition examined as well as the distinction Holland, Germany and the United 1900's. This is one of the more unique came from Pien's experience living between horror and reality. Some States. He has also been the recip- The exhibit is running in the aspects of this exhibit. There are and working in Taiwan in 1997. A of the images that are present ient of many grants from the main gallery from September 16 to no names except for that of the ghost festival that is widely cele- exude a certain feeling of fear Canada Council, the Ontario Arts October 15. entire display, which suggests a brated during the seventh month while others seem more comfort- Council, as well as the Toronto Arts Local talent enthralls masses Dara Hakimzadeh accustomed to seeing Danny's name on the play alone, some songs don't play as well. opening bill. Accompanied by band mates The song "In the Belly of a Whale", ironical- Maybe it's just me, but after living in from Starling, he opened for the Hip during ly, doesn't work well solo." Kitchener-Waterloo for so long and hearing their New Year's 2000 concert run, and dur- Curious about his musical background, I about a local artist with lyrical talent, I can't ing the summer of 2001, Danny yet again asked if it was a family gift. "None of my rel- help but feel good about the city. So who is met up with Gordon Downie at the Hillside atives have pursued anything serious, musi- this guy I'm talking about? cally. Gifted shouldn't really be the term. I Danny Michel, a young 30-something was horrible when I started. There was no songwriter, spent his high school years at St. When asked about gift at all. The gift is the desire to want to do Jerome's and KCI. I recently had the oppor- (Gordon) Downie's it. Not giving up. I never took lessons." tunity to talk to Danny on the phone before apparent adoration for Danny's charity of choice is the Humane his traditional Bond Society. He decided to involved when he Jane appearance. " get Michel's love for the country life has Michel, he responded realized that he had the opportunity to been well documented along with his love Well, I mean I feel great. reach a larger audience during his shows. for David Bowie. "I've always enjoyed the He's a realty supportive "When lots of people started coming to the country.more than the city", he noted. As for shows, I realized I was lucky to have the HAKIMZADEH his Bowie vinyl collection, it's reached a guy of smaller opportunity to have a voice that people lis- healthy level of "100.. .1 have some imports, Canadian acts." ten to. It's my duty to do something good." DARA Japanese and such." With his schedule, was Danny Michel is dreamier than Paul busy touring I Simon, the dreamiest of them all. I decided to ask him about his childhood surprised to find out that he is actually put- ambitions. "I wanted to be a radio DJ grow- Music Festival in Guelph. ting together a demo. "I'm actually in the To finish off our chat, I decided to ask ing up. Not like the DJ's today, more like When asked about Downie's apparent process of making a demo for a song called him which one of the Muppets he would be those 70's DJ's." adoration for Michel (he refused to have a "Perfect". The single should be out in and why. "I'd be one of those cranky old He is taking part in the Socan musical slot following Danny's act), he December with a video." He hopes it will be men who sit on the balcony and boo every- Songwriting Workshop later this month, so responded "Well, I mean I feel great. He's a televised on MuchMusic in the following one," he answered. naturally I was curious to learn how his really supportive guy of smaller Canadian year. "Why is that?" words flowed so well. He said that "honesty acts." Other winter plans include building a "Because I don't like the Muppets," he and heart are key parts to a good song." From time to time, Danny brings togeth- model train track around his house. "Most of answered again, this time laughing. As for inspiration, Danny draws from er his side project, "Danny Michel and the the time, I do music. I'm kind of fascinated If you are on the web, be sure to stop by. "life...the ying and the yang. It's a sad and All-Stars" to play shows. Regarding live ren- with computers. It's always fun. I collect old 'In The Belly of a Whale', is his newest beautiful world. The contrast of those things ditions of his music, Michel stated "with the trains. I have some old slot car tracks. I used release and has received a huge media buzz. is great." band they (all of the songs) sound exactly to have a big one that went around the Tragically Hip fans have already been like the album when we play live. When I entire house."

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makes me happy and sometimes Llamas. that's ail I need. The album also includes contri- Overall, this is an adequate butions from well-respected indi- album to listen to if you want some viduals such as Paul McCartney and candy background music.Oh John Cale. Even though the artists yeah...Maneesh says"it sucks" provide a miniscule element to the ear music (McCartney chews on car- Amanda Fitzpatrick rots and celery on "Receptacle for the Respectable"), their presence Floating In Space with a strung- is fitting. out landscape of violins, gospel The album is reminiscent of choirs, and abundant horns. the Beatles' sound during the For those who aren't familiar Magical Mystery Tour era. The use with the wonderful sound of of harmonized vocals and intelli- Spiritualized, I recommend Ladies gent instrumental arrangements And Gentleman We Are Floating In brings out the same emotions the Space as a starting point, even Beatles' did when they promoted though this new effort seems to be peace and love in the 1960 s. more accessible. Where their last However, at times the album album explored the outer limits of loses its artistic aspect. It begins to sound more like rather rock with free jazz, free noise, and Long Beach Dub Allstars the Beatles Animals than band of Spiritualized psychedelic tendencies, Let It All Wonders of the World Super Furry a innovation. The Let It All Come Down Come Down seems more comfort- Rings Around the World Super Furry Animals have the to create music combin- able in the already explored depths The Long Beach Dub All Stars are potential of Let It All Come Down, Jason of grand, gospel-accompanied bal- back with their new album In the midst crappy musical ing elements from the past with 4th LP artists like Limp Bizkit and Britney the They are evidently Pierce's under the ladry, and clangy rock up starters. Wonders the World. This new present. of Spears, it is only fitting that familiarized with electronic Spiritualized moniker is pretty For those already familiar with effort features a collaboration with Super music, everything expect Furry Animals, one of the most synthesizers and the mixing of much you'd Spiritualized, this album often Will from the Black Eyed Peas on the better known as the innovative alternative hands to sound elements through tracks from outfit plays like the already seminal clas- the track "Sunny Hours". While "highest band the world." They emerge from the UK making an such as "Touch Sensitive" and in sics "Cool Waves" and "Electricity". this pairing had a lot of potential, are actually played the introduction musically "Sidewalk Serfer Girl", CN Tower just There is a consistent sense of pos- the result was less than splendid. into the go into the Guinness stagnant world of North America. On the most parti, so they could itivity, grandeur, and space It's a sure thing that this tune is Rings of Records with Their album, Rings The is an exception- Book World that throughout. single material as it's a lot more latest Around Around World The World has already al album. the other'hand, has official title. As somber as their sig- My current favourite is definite- 'radio friendly' than other songs stirred On it nature sound suggests, there much interest from music lovers in the potential of a baby on his birth- is ly "Do It All Over Again", because on the album. often a firmly planted the IJK. day. Hopefully, Super Furry tongue in it's just a shade away from a pop This album is not un-listenable, Their latest single "Juxtaposed will their musical cheek. Even removing the tongue- song, which is bizarre after being a but there are many more talented Animals utilize uplifting With U" includes the capabilities to create album Let It Come Down is an fan of Pierce's noisy ramblings for bands out there to choose from. traditional an that pace beats percussion and will help change the change of for Pierce, filled so long. The real problem is that this for- of Latin future of with a epochal wonder lounge and twist of strings to music. sense of You're probably thinking right mula has been done so many times a that rings any liven up the song with a full clearer than now that this album is just two that it becomes difficult to really Spiritualized to orchestral proves to have Lynnette Visaya album date. shades above the Sgt. Peppers offer any worthwhile contribution. sound. It not sure it's more some borrowed from var- I'm if clarity cover band featuring the Beegees Every track has a familiar qualities or but Let It Come Dotrn ious musical genres, And that, folks, is restraint, and Steve Martin. It's not. Its a bril- Sublime quality to it, and that is also by far the cleanest sounding The first track on the album, entertaining. Don't you liant album. Even after 10 years, would be great if I was listening to think? What? thing that Spiritualized has "Alternate Route to Vulcan Street" How dare put I'm still wooed by the Spiritualized a Sublime album.. But I'm not lis- out. The first is a instrumental you accuse me of trying single "Stop your sound. So ifyou haven't tried it yet, tening to a Sublime album and that melancholic col- Crying", as well as of including the use of a tofill space? 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I ■mhmmhmmmhhhmhhmhmmhmhmhhhhhhhhhhhhmJ WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 19 2001 15 studentlife Monkey, Princess and You Bar not your scene? Don't have that special someone to curl up on the couch with? Might we recommend.. Justin Sharp Princess Cinema doesn't have a super-biggie sized screen and it What's that you say? There's a doesn't have the milla-phonic source of entertainment for univer- speaker system that other theatres sity students in Waterloo other have, but the Princess does have than drinking? some of the most enjoyable movies But this is a modern university available, and at half the cost. They with all the taps and glasses neces- also have some damn nice comfy sary for a drunken distraction, isn't chairs. it? Times of intellectual enlighten- With the eight dollar a year ment through cheap drinks at membership, a show will cost you Phil's and heavy flirtation at The five bones. Without the member- Turret on Hip-Hop night? There ship it'll set you back eight bills for to the ROCHACEWICH can't be anything more uni- a show, so you won't have to dip versity experience! into the OSAP fund just yet. LAURA Well, believe it or not, there is, Although the Princess doesn't offer When you have free time, come on down to Downtown Waterloo. The Princess Cinema is one of the many loca- and not too far away, either. This is current box office hits, it does have tions that students can visit. the nerd's entertainment guide to spectacular alternatives to a lot of Waterloo. the crap that has been recently from your usual rock to unusual shelves. However, the store does to all that semester's showings. passed as film "entertainment". acid techno and beyond, and their not stop at movie rentals. They They also offer a choice of pizza, The Princess has a bi-monthly vinyl collection is most impressive also have a large collection of inter- Chinese food, or Subway for pur- With the eight newspaper that describes its films for it's wealth and diversity. national magazines, an impressive chase, all at semi-reasonable, but dollar a year in detail as well as a handy pull cal- assortment of rare collectable profitable, prices. The club is membership (at endar with show times. The paper Generation X anime, cult movie and music toys, based out of the Waterloo can be picked up at the Princess Not interested in film or music? as well as VHS and DVD movies for University but has no affiliation the Princess), a itself or in different locations Perhaps renting a video is more sale. with the university itself and there- show will cost you around campus. If you're new to your speed? Check out one of the fore avoids any red tape for us here five bones. Waterloo and haven't yet checked greatest non-chain stores: CTRL-A at WLU to join up. For more infor- out the Princess Cinema, do it. It's Generation X (10 Regina N. For those that enjoy the truly mation check out the web site at definitely the jewel of Uptown Waterloo, 888-4369). If there's a odd in viewing entertainment www.ctrl-a.org. Their next show- Waterloo. movie out there that was maybe check out CTRL-A (the club that ings are September 21 and 22 at Most students find these gems only mentioned once in a really likes Anime), This group the AL-116 at UW. It's a good way by really having nothing better to Orange Monkey Tarantino movie, they've got it. If deals with Anime and a whole lot to meet eccentric people and enjoy do but wander the nights. Luckily Right across the road from the you remember someone saying of it; the showings can sometimes an evening (or afternoon) out in you don't have to punish your- Cinema is your second alternative something about some movie that last up to seven hours straight! It's an auditorium. selves to such gruelling tasks. It's for personal entertainment. Unlike was somewhat good but have no a lot of time to be invested but it All right. That should help you been done with feverish ambition. the Princess, this outlet offers idea where to begin your search, doesn't come at a high cost. Club with those evenings when the new

Amazingly, they all can be found goodies that must be taken home then look no further. Generation X membership is only about $8 - $10 has become the old and something very close to each other in uptown and that will encourage an alter- will have what ever you're looking per semester and the club has two really interesting is desired. Now Waterloo.. .and one at the ative to the ordinary. The Orange for. If you want to rent a movie you showings each month as well as obviously the university staples University of Waterloo. Monkey (5 Princess St. W. 2nd know you'll never find at numerous meetings. With your should not be thrown away, or floor, 886-0939) is the place to go if Blockbuster you'll find it here. membership you get a funky card even toned down, but just remem- Princess Cinema you're looking for new and used Anime, Indie, Imports, Gay, and this year, the card gives a 15% ber not to ignore the path not Just off of King St., 6 Princess CD's, vinyl, or even the odd vintage Lesbian, Animated and even the discount at the Fairview Park Mall taken because it's just as interest- St. West is the finest cinema house toy. And all in fantastic condition at odd Blockbuster movie (if deemed HMV on anime DVD's. With your ing and the encounters there could in all of the Tri-City area. The reasonable prices!! The CD's range to be of high quality) stock the membership, you gain full access prove to be evenmore valuable. Writers Wanted You gotta be shattiiT me! 1. The most consumed fruit in the United States is the coffee Kevin Klein how great it will be to stop seeing my name bean, on everything.* Help. After two weeks of telling you about 2) You will make friends. They will love and 2. 60% ofpets in Great Britain have some form of health * your life, I'm out. Out of my mind. Out of adore you. insurance. ideas. Out of it. Period. 3) We will pay you thousands of dollars per I need your help. You, the closet critic word.* 3. It takes three minutes for a fresh mosquito bite to begin to who tells your friends "That isn't my life," 4) I will stop doing stupid lists.* itch. "This section sucks," "Who is this guy?" You If that isn't enough reason to come in about the lives of are the person we need. But, we also need and say, "I want to write 4. Bees are born fully grown. what people who actually like me. If you are out my fellow students," I don't know is. there, please help. But on a side note, if you still aren't con- 5. Newborn babies don't have kneecaps. what would Come to me. Help me. Guide me. I want vinced, come tell me convince to help you but I need you to help me. you. Please. I hate to beg but come 0n... 6. Elephants breathe 12 times a minute. You are all students. Judging by your Applications are still available in the WLU Publications office located on the ability to read, you are all alive. You are stu- Student 7. Ducks can get theflu. dents with lives. (Close your eyes and pic- 3rd Floor of the Fred Nichols Campus ture Sesame Street). Student.... Lives. Centre and are due Septmeber 24 at 4:00 8. Carrots come from Afghanistan. Chris Ellis' mailbox. Student...lives. Student life. Yes, you have p.m in WLUSP President it. 9. A drop of rain can fall as fast as 22 mph. * are all Why write for Student Life? Editors Note: These reasons false. please come out and write so Kevin 1) I to And imagine Just 10. Clams can live as long as 150 years. won't have anymore. doesn't go insane.

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER. 19 2001 16 sports TWo Wins under their cleats Women's Soccer kicks off the season on a double victory note Adam Gonsalves even while the coach blasted Rookie Forward Leanne O'Ryan of instructions from the sidelines. the Laurier women's soccer team Around the 20-minute mark of netted a hat trick as the Lady the first half, just as Ryerson Golden Hawks rolled over their seemed to run out of gas, the visiting rivals from Ryerson on Golden Hawks offense took over. Sunday, 3-0. While O'Ryan received a yellow card at the 30-minute mark of the Laurier 3, Ryerson 0 half, it was her aggressive play that seemed to be the spark that lit the Ryerson came out in the first 20 fire under the Laurier players. minutes with some fire and intensi- The vast majority of the rest of ty, taking some aggressive chances the game was played in the against the Laurier team. Ryerson end. The Laurier offense However, the strong Laurier really turned up the heat late in defense proved to be too much for the first half. the Rams. The Hawks held them The first goal by O'Ryan came off while the team regrouped and with only 8 minutes remaining in the offense started rolling. the half, after a strong bit of Even though the Laurier maneuvering by the unsung player offense started off slowly, they of the game, Tammy Scurr. were still able to push through the Her tenacious playmaking led porous midfield of the Ryerson to two of the Laurier goals. team. Despite the lull in play during the The two teams had very differ- half-time break, the Laurier team ent styles of play from the outset. continued to dominate the Rams The Ryerson Rams came out strong for the rest of game. but seemed to have no clear plan While O'Ryan scored all three of attack and were just trying to get the ball field. Long drives ROCHACEWICH up power Laurier 2, McMaster 1 were the favoured tool of the LAURA Rams, which the Golden Hawks goals and Scurr's performance was kicking their way to victory. This scene will be a familiar one for these Hawks throughout the season. were able to anticipate. intense, it was the overall team Golden Hawks The Laurier defenders and mid- effort that produced the final the weekend. The final score should have forwards and Ryerson defenders fielders were quick to respond and result. After the game, O'Ryan been 4-0, but a second half goal by were fighting for possession. were chipping the ball up field Between the stifling defense of expressed her feelings surround- defender Cathy Jackson was ruled While Scurr's performance was with soft passes and skilled dekes. the Golden Hawks and their bal- ing the first hat trick of her univer- indirect, and hence, voided. instrumental to the win, her focus The power approach of anced and aggressive attack, sity career. Jackson said, "The indirect shot was on the weekend result. "This is Ryerson and the controlled Ryerson stood little chance. "It was great to get the goals, was an accident. I was so focused a great start to the season and I'm approach of Laurier seemed to typ- The Rams made a late rush in but I'm not going to pressure on scoring that I didn't see the just glad that we could get 6 points ify the game. The Rams were play- the second half, but by that time it myself to repeat. I'm going to just hand up." out of the weekend," concluded ing with all power and no struc- was far too late to mount a come- work hard and play my physical This is not surprising consider- the humble player. ture. It didn't seem that they were back, and the Golden Hawks had game and the goals will come." ing that the ball came at her quite trying to hit any specific targets, already won their second game of commented O'Ryan. suddenly, while a group of Laurier Football kicked in the groin Wilbur McLean tossed perfectly into wide receiver Christian impressive but also to expose Laurier's sec- Taylor made an acrobatic interception. In what turned out to be one of the most Heffernen's hands. ondary for what it is: young. Any momentum garnered was lost lopsided results for the men's football team That left the score at 20-0 after one quar- The WLU defense had not conceded a almost instantly, however, when Pyear threw in recent years, the Golden Hawks were ter and also had the Hawks scratching their touchdown in its first two games but at the an interception on the ensuing play. defeated 32-10 by the Western Mustangs. heads at how quickly it all happened. same time no team had attempted to test Midway through the second quarter the The game featured, for the first time, The most surprising part about the Laurier's secondary until Western did so this team finally seemed to get their play under vulnerability in the Laurier defense, espe- onslaught was the fact that it was being per- weekend.The second quarter continued control but by this time it was all for naught cially the secondary which at times was formed by Hessel who was making his first much like the first. as the lead was far too great to overcome. severely outplayed. start of the year after being named backup A UW field goal early in the quarter was There were a couple of highlights before An indication of things to come occured for the first two games of the season. followed by a single, running the score up to the game came to a close, however. right from the opening kickoff, which was Western's passing game was believed to 24-0 and the door on Laurier's chances of Taylor snagged another interception and fumbled by the Laurier return man and be one of the team's largest weaknesses with victory closed slowly. two other passes were picked off by the recovered by the Mustangs. inexperienced playcallers leading the way, The first glimpse of momentum Hawks, making the defense's day look some- The turnover led to a 33 yard UWO field but Hessel managed to not only look occurred when veteran cornerback Kevin what respectable. goal and a 3-0 lead. Pyear would throw his first career CIS On WLU's next possession, quarterback Game Preview: Laurier (1-2) vsJoronto (0-3) (formerly CIAU) touchdown in the closing Ryan Pyear fumbled the ball right back to Saturday September 22nd @ 2:00 pm minutes of the fourth quarter to Matt Babel. the Mustangs who scored another field goal, Toronto Laurier Pyear had a decent game overall and fin- for yards. this time from 44 yards out. Keys to Victory; ished with 11-19 completions 150 Strengths: the From there, Laurier's offense stalled, giv- v Offense has shown some signs of life " Avoid big mistakes That score managed to make game- ing the ball to UWO once more. This time it v No expectations could mean team is capa- ' Play conservatively in order to establish a seem closer than it really was. was an 18-yard run by the Mike Bonk, the ble of surprising some squads lead Workhorse running back Alex Torrie had v If defense plays up to potential, it should Western fullback, who ran into the endzone a quiet day with only 39 yards on 11 Weaknesses: be able to shut down U of T's offense that the a com- attempts. untouched, gave 'Stangs v Overall, team doesn't match up well with them, the manding 13-0 lead. most OUA squads; Winless in 15 games. Qutlpok: With this poor outing behind As bad as it looked, the onslaught was v Difficult to pinpoint one single area that is This game is a chance for Laurier to build Hawks now look toward this Saturday when still not finished. Once more, the Hawks' weak. Whole team needs help. confidence and prove that they are better they play the University of Toronto Varsity •/ Team is in middle rebuilding than they have played. The Varsity Blues are a punting of large pro- Blues, a perenially weak team in the OUA offense produced nary first down, it the a weak team that Laurier should be able to gram and shows on field to the ball back to Western and once more, the walk over. and a potential opportunity for Laurier Mustangs scored. On this occasion a perfect build some confidence after a lacklustre throw by Western QB Chris Hessel was Prediction: Laurier 27, Toronto 9 start to the season.

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 19 2001 sports 17 Rugby has a rough week away with man of the match. converting one of them to make Steve Salt On Sunday, the team trav- the score 12-7 for Trent midway eled to Peterborough to take on through the second half. Despite high hopes and a very Trent, hoping to even out their The score remained that way The buck talented team, the Laurier Men's record. After a moment of for the rest of the somewhat Rugby team has fallen to 0-2 silence in respect of the controversial second half. One after their first week of OUA American tragedies, the first half red card and three yellow cards play- began with Trent setting the were issued between the teams, starts here. After much preparation and tone as the sleepy Hawks' aim a rare occurence in Rugby to say a confident start in practice, the was to awake from the long bus the least. team took on last year's Western ride. It was a team of deflated spir- champs on Willison field last Laurier pulled out of the half its that departed the field at Wednesday. unscathed and drove into the Trent. However, there was a very An interested group of fans second half hard. Their new- evident fire of grim determina- and passersby collected on the found drive and discipline was tion in the minds of the Hawks sidelines to witness a hard-hit- rewarded with a try within the as they extended their thoughts ting and well-fought battle that first two minutes of the half, to their next game against RMC. led to a 25-0 Western victory. scored by "Steve" and converted Catch the match on the 23rd The score did little to tell of by "Jason" to put the Hawks up right here at Willison field, the efforts the Golden Hawks 7-0. which promises to be an exciting put forth, but left the team with It was downhill from there as affair with a lot at stake for the some key factors on which they the momentum slowly changed Hawks. knew they had to improve. to favor the Trent squad. They Laurier's fly half, Fraser, walked proceeded to put in two tries, Lacrosse lights it up Blayne Primeau in at the very capable Golden was able to slip by MacDonald; Hawk goaltender, Neil all were scored when Laurier After the loss that the football MacDonald. was a man down. Coach Wilson Responsibility. Challenge. Prestige. That comes with team suffered on Saturday, it "Team-wise we played doesn't believe this is cause for the territory when you pursue a career with the was cathartic to see a Laurier good," said Men's Lacrosse concern. "We played fantastic federal Department of Finance. What you also get is .and team score.. keep scoring. coach Rick Wilson. "We did the when we were a man down," he] the opportunity to work in an organization that values end the first half of the little added. commented. At the of things right," he the quality of your life as much as it values success in Men's Lacrosse game, the score The teams attack was precise Keith Fulford, Dan Quinn. the work place. Visit our Web site for application closing was already a ridiculous 8-1, the and menacing, and the bigsticks Scott Tykoliz, and Thomasj Jesse dates and apply online, www.fin.gc.ca only goal against the team being had no problem dealing with the all had multiple goal games, scored when the Hawks were a bumbling Marauder offence. which isn't something that We are committed to a skilled workforce reflective of man down. Even though it seemed Laurier occurs everyday in the game of As the first forty minutes let up considerably during the Lacrosse. the diverse Canadian population. drew to a close, one began to second half, they addi- The Hawks travel to netted Toronto ■ Department oI Finance Mimsiere desFinances wonder if the McMaster team tional points, making the final this week to take on U of T as ■ ■ Canada Canada lciQci would ever be able to penetrate score 13-4. they try to top this recent out- the Laurier defence to get a shot Of the four goals McMaster standing performance.

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