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Corvallis Advocate | 3 By Rachel Henevoy By Johnny Beaver Halloween Drink Undrive Linn-Benton Some Free Rides and Cheap Taxis Backwash alloween in Corvallis brings the and Saturday from 8:45 p.m. until Fun with Local Media Hjoy of trick or treating, costume 2:45 a.m. through June 5, with the Copy, and Misogyny parties, and massive amounts of exception of Thanksgiving and alcohol for some. Lieutenant OSU’s winter break. A bonus lans for a Five Guys burger joint local media either, so I guess that’s a Cord Wood of the Corvallis of the Night Owl Bus is that and a Sports Clips hair salon for P thing now. Police Department says each bus has a bike rack in men near 9th Street and Buchanan that between the numerous Some dude that was dressed like he case your bike is drunk, too. in Corvallis have been scrapped. cab companies in Corvallis was from the southern water tribe in When your Halloween Sorry, folks, no overpriced grease- and the SafeRide program Avatar rolled up to the Albany Fred partying takes you far into burgers or dorky a*s haircuts by for OSU students, there is the night or you are SOL for women in referee outfits while Meyer store... and then rolled back no reason that someone would the freebie rides, a quick Internet you watch “the game.” Mmmm, out with a $9,575 ring—just about have to drive intoxicated or walk search yields a fair number of taxi misogyny! Maybe this is punishment $400 or so short of making it a Class home alone. Wood cautions partiers for being a douche. B felony, which can get you 10 years to be safe, and on that note, there listings in Corvallis. You may want in the clink. Klink? No, clink. Clink is to cut out this list and keep it with Some sort of car chase involving are services for students and non- right. Dammit. students. you just in case: the coppers ended on OSU territory Ali’s Taxi: 541-829-1103 on Oct. 23. A video was captured The main news slider on the For OSU students, the Associated Auto-Taxi: 541-714-3015 from a dorm window showing the Democrat-Herald’s website was Students of Oregon University Hub Cab: 541-738-9000 police instructing the driver to lift kind enough to deliver this hard- (ASOSU) has a free SafeRide service Beaver Cab: 541-738-8294 his shirt up, walk backwards, touch hitting story earlier this week: “Cooler taking students home or to the OSU Going Green Taxi: 541-738-9000 his toes, turn his head and cough, weather mean it’s time to clean your campus. The program operates Roadrunner Taxi: 541-766-8294 etc. I went to find more details, but home’s chimney.” throughout Corvallis and Philomath. Their app may be your best option Corvallis Pedicab: 541-609-8949 daily media seems to be lacking The Lebanon Log: And we’re back! 1 Cab Inc.: 541-223-6007 any sort of reporting. C’est la vie, for using the program because the On Oct. 17 a man in a pink wig was program has policies, boundaries, Orange Taxi: 541-979-6622 comrades. And we both know I’m walking around Oak Street acting and hours of operation which may too lazy to check in later. Here’s The ASOSU SafeRide Program can “weird.” When police stopped him, conflict with your weekend plans. the video for your viewing pleasure: be contacted at 541-737-5000, or he had a machete strapped to Low on data this month? Go low https://www.youtube.com/ request a ride through their app, from his back. Half an hour later he had tech and call to book a pickup. The watch?v=J3W1XYYMWzk. Google Play at https://play.google. shown up at Merlin’s Bar and was SafeRide program operates from com/store/apps/details?id=com. A woman driving near Southeast “making customers nervous,” so 6 p.m. to 2:30 a.m. totuit.tapride.oregonstate&hl=en Kiger Island Drive in Corvallis had officers eyeballed him until he left. Non-students looking for a free ride or from iTunes at https://itunes. a bullet tear through her window. Fast forward a few hours... the dude home can make use of the City of apple.com/us/app/saferide-osu/ Deputies found two men who were is running down the middle of Main Corvallis Fareless Night Owl Bus, id930134879?mt=8. admittedly shooting behind their Street, still in his wig and whatnot, so for those who live along the offered Night Owl City Bus route house, and despite using a backstop police thought to themselves, “Hmm, routes. The Night Owl Bus routes information is available at http:// a bullet had ricocheted out into the maybe we should take him to the are up and running as of Oct. 1. www.corvallisoregon.gov/index. street. What kind of idiots shoot at hospital for a hold.” Later that night Service runs every Thursday, Friday, aspx?page=180. a backstop that’s anywhere near a people were once again reported By John M. Burt road, let alone concrete? The same stealing items from the Goodwill kind of idiots that the deputies let trailer outside of Mega Foods (you An Occurrence of an Owl go without a citation, instead telling know, where that dude was caught them to find a better location to whacking off a number of months Creek BridgeCorvallis’ Inadvertently shoot. This wasn’t mentioned in the ago). Spooky Reference here’s a new bicycle bridge I don’t know—does anyone Tgoing in over Owl Creek, part even remember that story? Does of the bike path running parallel anyone even remember Ambrose to Highway 34, right next to the Bierce? highway bridge that’s been there Well, a couple of years ago, for years. It’s made of steel and someone put a stand-up sign actually looks a lot cooler than next to the highway bridge the highway bridge. over Owl Creek that just said, I don’t see how there’s a story “An Occurrence,” so I’d say the in that, though it’s topical for story is still pretty well known. Halloween. You know, because it’s Plus, I can always work in a Owl Creek Bridge, as in one of the reference to the fact that Bierce creepiest stories Ambrose Bierce ever wrote The Damned Thing, which wrote, and one of the coolest episodes was the inspiration for the Predator of The Twilight Zone, ever. movies. 4 | Corvallis Advocate By Johnny Beaver As the State TurnsOPB Pulls a CNN, Gun Nut Likes Pot, Senioritis, State Goes Bureaucratic on Weed OREGON PUBLIC BROADCASTING sounds. Let’s all skip the court FINDS NEW WAY TO DISCUSS system and just vote in band- EARTHQUAKES aid measures to try and I thought all of you might like to gum up the works! Sounds know that OPB has now graduated like the plan of a bunch of from “Megaquake Preparedness damned geniuses! Tips” and “Oh Sh*t, Earthquake!” I should also mention articles, now moving on to polling that Coos County is right By Sidney Reilly Oregonians to see if they think around the corner from they’re prepared. Aaaaand... Vitamin Deez Roseburg, where a bunch of Nuts a Great Source ::drum roll:: armed lunatics showed up to protest President Obama’s visit itamins get their first bit of ...they don’t. We don’t. 37% of us, good news in seemingly ages, after the recent shooting. V anyway. as a new OSU study just released In addition to the legal experts and suggests that vitamin D and And really that’s about all there is random passerby that are calling xanthohumol may fight obesity. to that. In particular they may help fight this “dumb,” many are questioning Gresham imbalances in gut microbiota that Move along now. whether or not it’s even enforceable Sucks and if it passes. And it’s likely not. lead to the metabolic disorders RURAL OREGON CRANKY ‘BOUT Is Full of Meth and obesity that afflict nearly a THEIR FREEDOM I guess let’s just sit back and enjoy Heads and Hookers third of Americans. the show. Aww, rural Oregon. Voters in (and Not Even the Good Vitamins have been on a bit of Coos County are going to vote next WHERE ALL THEM SENIORS AT? Kind). Also, if you visit a roller coaster ride of emotions month on a ballot measure that will They’re at home, asleep. That’s Gresham, lock your doors and don’t for the last couple years. At effectively stop the enforcement of where I was when I missed about a drink the water. least, if vitamins could feel, they a number of gun laws. Specifically would be. The reason is that the third of my senior year, anyway. NEW POT RULES COME DOWN targeting state decisions from early standard wisdom on the value THE CHUTE in the year, they seek to undermine According to some numbers released of vitamins, that there is value, ...and they’re 77 pages long. Also, the requirement for background by the Oregon Department of has been taking a beating. New they won’t become permanent until checks during private gun sales. Education last week, about a third studies have been coming out left of high school seniors in the state next June. Also, you’re going to be and right purporting that vitamins The first a*shole to speak up is the are “chronically absent,” missing unable to read them unless you’re do less good than we thought, man behind the ballot measure, about 1 in every 10 days. A number standing on one foot and being and in some cases are even one self-described “freedom nut” of schools were named, but this chased by the pink wig machete man harmful. Rob Taylor. And what did he have reporter feels it was unfair to from this week’s installment of the This new round of studies at OSU, to say? You guessed it, a bunch of include Sweet Home High School— Linn-Benton Backwash... as he tries which just got them a new five- stuff about the Second Amendment. if those kids aren’t tending to the to squirt honey on your heels from year NIH grant of $2.64 million to study the results, shows that He also mentioned tyranny and goats, who the hell is gonna do it? one of those plastic bears and then liberty and stuff like that. I have to Vitamin D, commonly found in Not me, I can tell you that much. I lick it off. say... reading his mighty quotes... milk, almonds and sunshine, helps seriously hate goats. to burn fat faster, and showed I found myself suffering a bit from Because I love you, my Corvallisites, startling results in lab rats. the vapors. Dare I say, I might have Anyway, numbers numbers I tried to read the rules so I could squeezed off a bit of a blush! My numbers, no solutions, let alone pull out some important stuff for “The benefits of xanthohumol word, what a man! any real in-depth analysis of the you. Unfortunately I made it about a and vitamin D have been clearly different causes. Public schools in half a page in before I got to “845- shown in laboratory studies to He’s not your garden variety this country all but completely fail 025-1015 Definitions” and was just reduce weight gain and improve mountain folk, though. He has also at engaging kids in personal topics gut barrier defenses,” said Adrian like $%#@! this noise, nobody said Gombar in a press release. fought to make sure his locale was of interest to explore, instead opting anything about numbers. Dr. Gombar is an associate able to access and take advantage for memorization routines. Maybe I did spot something that promises professor of biochemistry and of the new recreational marijuana that has something to do with it. legality for the purpose of reinforcing better weed than we’re getting biophysics at OSU. He continued, “These compounds appear the community. Well, good for him Or the fact that classes start from the cartels... basically if it obscenely early. Or Playstation 4. to activate nuclear receptors in that respect... though for all I can has foreign stuff in it, has rotted or and pathways that may affect tell, part of his way of protesting GRESHAM GETS ITS OWN become putrid, etc. it can’t be sold. microbe composition, and in the was to try to pass a measure that BASEBALL TEAM Considering that description details process reduce the damage from forces everyone against allowing Yup! 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Yes, that is as stupid a plan as it Monday - Saturday 7am- 9pm & Sunday 8am-8pm www.NewMorningBakery.com Corvallis Advocate | 5 219 SW 2nd, Downtown Corvallis 541-754-0181 By Stevie Beisswanger Casey Goodwin: Paranormal Investigator Once Skeptical, He Leads Oregon Researchers ccording to most recent polls, just strange phenomena. going bump in the night, The only times Goodwin has felt Aunder half of Americans believe His own validation came another misconception threatened on the job were due to in ghosts. Nearly 20% lay claim to during the team’s most Goodwin cleared up, the poor conditions of the facilities ghostly encounters. Given these active investigation, a the trend of showing under investigation, by leaky pipes statistics, it is no wonder we have a 100-and-something-year- investigators around and the like, not by any otherworldly, plethora of people and organizations old Victorian house the in the dark. Because hellbent being, another staple believe or not, “humans receptive and ready to lend a hand in occupants believed they in paranormal pop culture. The are terrible observers light of such encounters. might be sharing with industry just loves “to sensationalize when they can’t see with the demonic stuff.” Conversely, We’re all familiar with the the presence of both a their eyes.” What tube an average day on the job seems lore surrounding paranormal male and young girl. The viewers rarely see are much more about facts than frights. investigators, but how often do we team was won over when the distressed homeowners. We often Goodwin seems more concerned with get to hear what the trade is like, they captured EVPs of two voices, “don’t realize these people are at wit’s one manly, one girlish. There were the contentment of his clients than a life lived deliberately “haunted.” end… They just want to know they’re unexplainable sounds and movement any ghostly agenda. Casey Goodwin, director of Oregon not crazy.” Goodwin prides himself throughout the house, an experience Anyone can request an investigation Paranormal, a non-profit organization on his team’s initiative to provide Goodwin describes as “some kind on OP’s website. If deemed in need of based in Clackamas and funded by support and calm the nerves. annual membership dues, debunks of perfect storm,” given the great further investigation, the team may some of the common misconceptions number of rookies on board. Nine out of ten times the source of take up to three months collecting the problem under investigation that, thanks to Hollywood and Take it from Goodwin, they are no data, conducting extensive historical by OP is natural phenomena, man- popular television, surround and “ghostbusters.” They can provide research, or even reaching out to made anomalies picked up by the shroud the business of paranormal references but won’t attempt any local law enforcement. Sometimes crew’s high-tech equipment. And investigation. cleansing rituals themselves. a site may require more than one these technologies aren’t toys. OP However, they do act as a kind of visit. Goodwin takes pleasure in his As a southern-born Californian, uses equipment such as EMF, MEL, mop-up crew in cases where previous continued clientele relations, keeping Goodwin accredits his initial interest and Tri-field meters to measure teams attempted to rid of spirits but current with their comfort and status. in the paranormal to programs electromagnetic fields. Goodwin notes instead agitated the activity. Whether or not any ghouls or such as Unsolved Mysteries with the dependability of such devices goosebumps rise up, OP is sure Robert Stack. Though he had never OP’s first initiative is to make in more legitimized industries, encountered anything paranormal their clients feel safe, especially commonly utilized by contractors to provide a source of assistance. himself, Goodwin was curious enough within their own homes. Their goal and electricians. The devices provide They’re just one of many to pair up with friend and co-founder is to provide a “safety net,” hard measurements and analysis of what organizations, just a touch away, Scott Reidel in 2009 to create Oregon conclusive evidence and answers to goes unseen by the naked eye and can willing to settle the minds of those Paranormal, offering their completely the problem. Goodwin’s team doesn’t thus faster track down a culprit, such experiencing suspicious activity. free-of-charge investigative seek some spirit-induced high during as a cold spot caused “not by Aunt To contact Oregon Paranormal, visit service to homeowners experiencing their time spent on-site. There is no Martha, but by faulty insulation.” www.oregonparanormal.com. By Kiki Genoa Halloween Horror for Shut-insNight of Netflix for Post-Party Adulthood et’s be realistic. If you’re reading horny, idiot coeds take a weekend in is matched by that of the late John found-footage gorefest, this startling L this, you probably have no plans the backwoods of Indiana. Sarcastic Cassavetes, who is hilarious as her and disturbing movie goes above and for Halloween. And neither do I. violence ensues when local rodents, self-absorbed, actor husband. If you beyond the genre to feature several This year, instead of slutting it up in mutated by way of radioactive waste, only have time for one of the films in short films in one, in the vein of 80’s a revealing costume and doing keg invade the students’ cabin and this list, watch this one. “collections” like Creepshow. stands, I plan to watch movies and attack. Not scary, but very funny, 4. The Taking of Deborah Logan hand out candy. I do miss my college Happy watching! and there’s toplessness. (2014) days, but I think the experience An elderly woman suffering from of staying home and avoiding a 2. The Nightmare (2015) Alzheimer’s lies at the center of hangover will be rewarding. To This documentary—which feels this ominous story, filmed in found- make the transition from cool kid to more like a psychological thriller— footage style. Spoiler alert: It’s not loser easier for all of us in our early explores the mysterious phenomenon Alzheimer’s, but something far more 30s, I’ve compiled a list of five of my of sleep paralysis. Real-life victims sinister. Be prepared for exorcisms, favorite scary movies, guaranteed to of this strange condition describe screaming, and falling off of your take your mind off of the loneliness of the monsters they encounter in their couch. not going to a party. The best part is dreams, and it’s absolutely chilling. that they’re all available for instant 3. Rosemary’s Baby (1968) 5. V/H/S (2012) viewing on Netflix, so there’s no need Polanski’s creepy classic follows a Determined to steal a mysterious to do illegal stuff on the Internet. pregnant and paranoid Mia Farrow videotape, a gang of Canadian Watch them in the following order: as she attempts to solve the mystery criminals accidentally stumbles 1. ZomBeavers (2014) behind a satanic cult while they upon a deceased homeless man In this campy spoof (seemingly tailor- threaten to steal her unborn child. who apparently died of fright after made for Corvallisites) a gang of Farrow’s tour-de-force performance watching a series of videos. Another 6 | Corvallis Advocate By Nathan Hermanson Coffee... l Ha Corvallis Halloween Event Roundup ca n The What’s What of What’s Happening for ‘Ween Night and Weekend o d L c ww, spooky skeletons, scary and everything in between. This enjoyed every day in the lead-up to r , a h ghosts, and horrible amounts of immersive zombie experience will Halloween night. f

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r has finally reached our doorsteps and Saturday, Oct. 31 at 8 p.m. Each LaSells Stewart Center, the Rainbow F and while scary may not be one show runs $12 for adults and $10 for Continuum is throwing its Fall Drag of the words you’d use to describe members, students, and seniors. The Show on Halloween night. While Corvallis,there are still a great many show is recommended for those aged the show isn’t distinctly Halloween Halloween events that we creepy 13 and up. themed, drag at its core is essentially Corvallisites can enjoy. a form of costume and they We’ve broken down a great chunk encourage all audience members of the events in Corvallis, but to attend in costumes of their own. couldn’t possibly cover every single Beyond that, the folks putting on www.coffeecultureroasters.com shindig in town, so save your these shows know how to entertain complaint-writing hand for candy a crowd and they doAmer so withAmer Dream, style. Dream, free free delivery2 delivery2 1x3 -- Page Page 1 1- Composite - Composite gathering or booze drinking this The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets Halloween weekend. are free for anyone withAmer an OSU Dream, free delivery2 1x3 - Page 1 - Composite Let’s start with a roundup of all the ID, or $5 for non-students. family-friendly Halloween events. Now, if you’re over the age of 21 AME RICAN First up in town comes a quartet and you’ve been rolling your eyes AME RICAN And, not to be outdone by their of events from our two downtown at the events I’ve listed so far, don’t AME RICAN theatrical neighbors, the Majestic worry. Corvallis has a veritable bevy theaters. At the Whiteside Theatre, will also feature a tour of their DREAM PIZZA we’ve got Frightside at the Whiteside of events for you to drink the night haunted building with the Haunting away at. Most of them follow the DREAM PIZZA and their historical Ghost Tour. DREAM PIZZA of the Majestic. Designed for children same general formula. Booze plus Frightside at the Whiteside is the aged 3 to 10, The Haunting of the costume contest plus booze plus live theater’s annual Halloween concert, Majestic features a full haunted music equals the adult Halloween this year featuring performances house experience with tons of experience. It basically comes down from the Brutal Bridges Band, extra goodies for kids to enjoy. The to which venue’s talent sounds best All the Apparatus, and Symbiotic haunting will be running from 1 to to you. Quintet. This incredible night of 5 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. 31. Tickets music starts on Thursday, Oct. 29 at are $3 per child or $10 for groups of Cloud & Kelly’s will be hosting 7 p.m. Tickets cost $7 per person or up to five children. Accompanying its annual costumed street party $20 for groups of up to five members adults are free; entry includes digital Halloweird on Halloween night where people can expect a full night if tickets are purchased in advance, photos, balloons, and a few free of dancing to the tunes of DJs C4 and $10 per person or $25 for groups treats. at the door. Logic, Tooie, Drifter, and Modesik. Free Delivery! Continuing on in the area, the Sky High Brewing has an all-80’s, CAMPUS 757-1713 If it’s spooks you’re looking for, • Downtown Corvallis Association all-vinyl dance party. Jack Okole’s Free2525 Delivery!NW Monroe the Whiteside has its historical will be shaking things up a bit with Bar & Grill has all the country CAMPUS • 757-1713 Ghosts of the Whiteside tour with FreeDOWNTOWN Delivery! • 753-7373 the 2015 Downtown Corvallis Trick music you can handle. Impulse 2525 NW Monroe a newly added Ghost Hunt. This 214 SW 2nd or Treat falling on Friday, Oct. 30 Bar & Grill will be wrapping up a CAMPUSDOWNTOWN• 757-1713 753-7373 tour is described as a “walk through • instead of on Halloween proper, full week of Halloween events with 2525214 NW SW Monroe 2nd history and current unexplained promising kids two days of candy DJ Gino Valenziano. And finally, phenomenon” through the supposedly DOWNTOWN • 753-7373 hauls. On top of that, the Arts Center Squirrel’s Tavern will have local haunted Whiteside Theatre. The tour 214 SW 2nd will feature a special free Day of the band Big Outside performing. Most will start at 6 p.m., with the Ghost Dead-inspired art exhibit through of these venues will host some sort Hunt (featuring a portable EMF Halloween from 12 to 5 p.m. in the of costume contest with the promise reader) an hour later at Corrine Woodman Gallery. of prizes and every one of them is on 7 p.m. Tickets are $10 if purchased Authentic Italian Meats & Cheeses Halloween night. The only 21-and-up in advance or $12 at the door. The Venturing out of the downtown area, show not on Halloween night is local show features mature themes and is Interzone will be hosting Oregonian band Vandfald’s CD release show recommended for those aged 16 and bands Dogbreth, Adieu Caribou, and at Bombs Away Café on Thursday, older. Dumb Luck for a pre-Halloween show of tunes on Thursday, Oct. 29 at Oct. 29. All these shows are fairly Just a short walk away at the 7 p.m. Costumes are encouraged and affordable as well, ranging between Majestic Theatre is a duo of spine- tickets will cost you between $3 and $5 and $10 for entry. chilling events worth your time. Natalia & $5. So no matter your age, no matter First on the slate comes “3D zombie your interests, and no matter what horror theater” in the form of Wait On NW Elder Street, a home Cristoforo’s ridiculous costume you decide to for the Blackout, a zombie play transforms into a graveyard for 351 NW Jackson St. #2 • Corvallis wear, Corvallis has you covered. that promises guts, gore, and glory. the OSU Beaver and all its Pac-12 541.752.1114 Wait for the Blackout is a unique enemies with City of the Dammed. For further details on most of the Alchemist Best Sandwich Shop Winner Advocate Selection as a Hidden Foodie Find show in that it involves the entire This free light show experience events listed above, head to theater, from the lobby to backstage runs from dusk to 9 p.m. and can be www.corvalliscalendar.org. Wine Classes • Party Trays Corvallis Advocate | 7 By Nathan Hermanson raining for the ombie pocalypse T Z Endorphins A Now, Because Dystopia Cometh op culture tells us that the zombie isn’t to be messed with. And if you is persistence. Papocalypse is coming any day doubt that this apocalyptic landscape Zombies don’t now, but are you prepared for it? is in our future, take a look at the grow tired and it’s While gamers and Walking Dead presidential candidates or let your hard to lose their fanatics both think they could handle religious aunt tell you how we’re all attention once the impending zombie hordes with headed for the dark times and then you’ve got it. And ease, let me be the first to tell you it you’ll understand what the future if you’re facing a won’t be easy. holds. horde, it’s even tougher. Running Zombies are historically depicted as With all that said, people are just for both speed and shambling not ready for what distance will bring awaits them in mindless you a long way the dark future. brutes with (both literally and We’re here to give an innate conceptually). A you a few fitness ability to tear few hours a day tips to keep your humans limb on a treadmill body ready for the strongest guy in the world could fall from limb, all or on your preferred trail will help coming apocalypse. to a zombie if he fails to get his mind in an effort build stamina, but don’t be afraid ready for this world. The first thing to get to the Cardio is your to get some speed training in there to do is to cut all emotional ties to the incredible friend. by running up some inclines, which dead. If you happen to see a zombified delicacy that will build both strength and speed. 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Corvallis Advocate | 9 CALENDAR 10/29-11/5 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 29 The Lion in Winter. Albany Civic in advance, $15 at the door. Experience an $5. Cymbal crashing, chord strumming, bass Brewing Company, 140 NE Hill St. 8 p.m. No Theatre, 111 SW First Ave. 7:30 p.m. Runs actual haunted building and meet our ghosts muff ’n’, obscenity shouting alternative- cover. For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing. Mamalates (Postpartum Pilates). two consecutive weekends. Sibling rivalry, through true and troubled tales. This tour lofi music. Halloween party and costume com. Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce Ave. 2:30 – 3:45 adultery, and dungeons – Lion in Winter, by involves a walk through history and current contest. For info, visit www.bombsawaycafe. p.m. Cost: $18 for drop-in, free for members. James Goldman, is a modern day classic. unexplained phenomenon. This is not a com. Halloweird. Cloud & Kelly’s Public For info, visit www.livewellstudio.com. Comedic in tone, dramatic in action, the haunted house and no actors will reach out House, 126 SW 1st St. 10 p.m. Cost: $5 with play tells the story of the Plantagenet and grab you. Duration is approximately one Fright for Your Right to Party. Sky costume, $7 without. Halloweird is back and Community Movie Night with High Brewing Pub, 160 NW Jackson Ave. they’re closing off the street and having one Ygal Kaufman Halloween family, locked in a free-for-all of competing hour. This tour contains 52 stairs (up and ambitions to inherit a kingdom. For info or down) on the walking route. Each tour group 9:30 p.m. Cover: $5. DJ John The Revelator giant tent party. First 20 people in get free Special. Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. tickets, visit www.albanycivic.org. is limited to a small group. Cameras and returns to haunt Sky High Brewing with PBR prize packages. Featuring DJs C4 Logic, 7 p.m. Free. It’s the second annual Halloween any other recording devices are not allowed. a Halloween dance party not for the faint Tooie, and Modesik. Costume contest hosted double feature special hosted by CMNYK LBCC Theater Halloween Show, Recommended for those 16 and older. of heart. Drawing inspiration from the by Rainbow in the Clouds. For info, visit MC Ygal Kaufman. This year the features are Theater of Terror Presents The The Ghost Hunt add-on is new this year best decade of horror, we will turn our www.cloudandkellys.com. The Tingler (1959) starring Vincent Price at 7 restaurant level into a giant dance floor Brothers Grimm. LBCC Russell Tripp and will involve the use of a portable EMF SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 1 p.m. and then The Sadist (1963) starring Arch Performance Center, SW Ellingson Rd., reader, recording and playback, and other with spooky surprises in every corner. This Hall, Jr. at 9 p.m. For info, visit www.cmnyk. Albany. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $10 ($7 for students explorations of the paranormal. For info, visit is a 21 and older event. For info, visit www. Yoga for Recovery. Live Well Studio, wordpress.com or www.facebook.com/ and seniors, free to LBCC students with ID). www.whitesidetheatre.org. skyhighbrewing.com. 971 Spruce Ave. 12:30 p.m. By donation. freemovienightcorvallis. Join us for an evening of ghastly blood- For recovery from substance abuse, eating Albany Golf and Event Center SATURDAY, OCTOBER 31 Frightside at the Whiteside. curdling horrors, as we travel with a troupe disorders, codependency. For info, visit www. Whiteside Theatre, 361 SW Madison of Victorian oddballs as they settle in for the Presents Monster Bash. Albany The Haunting of the Majestic. livewellstudio.com. night, sharing their favorite Brothers Grimm Golf and Event Center, 155 NW Country Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 1 p.m. Ave. 6 p.m. Cost: $7 per person, $20 per fairy tales, in the original macabre detail. Club Ln., Albany. 7 – 10 p.m. Cost: $15 ($10 Cost: $3 per child or $10 for groups of up to Samhain/All Hallows Gathering. family (up to five members). At the door, UUFC Sanctuary, 2945 NW Circle Blvd. 7 p.m. $10 per person, $25 per family. Costumes Grimm’s fairy tales to be performed include: for club members). Largest adult costume five. Adults are free. The Majestic Theatre will “The Almond Tree,” “The Shroud,” and cocktail party in the Willamette Valley. Free Free. Please join us to honor the beginning encouraged at this fun night of music with be transformed into a kid-friendly haunted of the three months of greatest darkness. a Halloween twist. Live music by The Brutal “The Robber Bridegroom,” stories of love, appetizers. Door prizes. Beer vendor tastings. house experience featuring a guided tour of loss, revenge, and redemption with a scary Rocking blues guitarist Kevin Selfe will be At this time when the veil is thin between Bridges Band, All the Apparatus, Sandbox, the 102-year-old haunted theater, a games worlds, we will draw upon the gifts of our and Symbiotic Quintet. Adult beverages and gruesome twist. Not recommended performing. For info, visit www.albany-golf. room with activities and puzzles, a balloon for children under the age of 13. For info com. ancestors to inspire us in our lives. Please sold upstairs only – Nectar Creek, 2 Towns artist, and free photos of the kiddos with bring photos of ancestors for the altar and Ciderhouse, and Block 15 Brewing Company. or tickets, visit www.linnbenton.edu/ Best Cellar Music Series. First some of their favorite cartoon, movie, and russelltripptheater or call 541-917-4531. finger food to share after the event. For info, For info, visit www.whitesidetheatre.org. United Methodist Church, 1165 NW Monroe fantasy characters like Elsa from Frozen. Free email Cliff Pereira at peartree15@comcast. healthy treats for the tots and coffee for the David Baker Author Talk. Grass Wild Hog in the Woods. Calapooia Ave. 7 p.m. Cost: $2 to $10. The Best Cellar net. Brewing Company, 140 NE Hill St., Albany. Coffee House is a monthly music series grownups. For info, visit www.majestic.org. Roots Books & Music, 227 SW 2nd St. 7 p.m. Hoolyeh Folkdancers. First Free. Local author David Baker will read from 7:30 p.m. No cover. For info, visit www. (usually on fourth Fridays) featuring area and OSU Fall Drag Show. LaSells Stewart calapooiabrewing.com. regional performers. Features local rising star Congregational UCC, 4515 SW West his debut novel VINTAGE. In the spirit of Center, 875 SW 26th St. 6 p.m. Cost: $5 (free Hills Rd. 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $3 ($2 for CFS the beloved film Sideways, VINTAGE follows Wilhelmina Franzerda. She plays in support with OSU ID). Rainbow Continuum proudly Vandfald and Yo-Yoer JT Nickel of her first CD, “FLIGHT.” She will be joined members). There has been international a failed food columnist as he treks across presents the OSU fall drag show. Tickets dancing in Corvallis for many years. In the Europe in search of a wine lost during World and Nectar Creek Meadery by Tristan Claridge of the band Crooked can be picked up at the Student Experience Tasting. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Still, and Simon Chrisman of The Bee Eaters. 60s the group started to call themselves the War II, which may hold his only chance for Center information desk. For info, visit www. Hoolyehs. The Hoolyehs sponsor three types redemption. David is the director of the Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. Cost: $5. Vandfald is Revl’n will play before as well. For info, visit facebook.com/events/1505722913078657/. a four-piece indie rock band based out of www.corvallisfolklore.org. of folk dance activities: regular Sunday night acclaimed documentary American Wine dances, an annual reunion dance in the Story and makes passable pinot noir in his Oregon formed by brothers Matthew and Parish Gap at the Peacock. Joshua Lucas. They are most known for Wait for the Blackout. Majestic Peacock Bar & Grill, 125 SW 2nd St. 7 spring, and occasional dances with visiting garage. In an interview, he can bring his food Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 8 p.m. Cost: $12 live bands. The Hoolyehs now meet the first writer’s palate and passion for good wine their soothing delicate rock sound, with p.m. Free. Oregon’s longest continually both modern and throw back implements. ($10 for members, students, seniors). Second performing band will be playing after every and third Sundays of every month at the First to a discussion of his fictional food memoir/ showing on Halloween. Got zombies? A play Congregational Church. The first Sunday of travelogue, as well as of the real food As an Oregon native, JT Nickel is of course OSU home game this fall. Come celebrate an a perfect fit for the OneDrop brand. JT’s about putting on a play is underway when OSU victory or cry in your beer. Either way, every month has a Balkan dance emphasis histories that inspired the novel. For info, the performance is interrupted by a girl and the third has an Israeli dance emphasis. visit www.grassrootsbookstore.com. yo-yoing has come a long way since he there will be great high-energy rock from picked up his first yo-yo in the late stages bursting into the theater who claims to have the 50s til today played the way it should be Early in the evening some simple dances are ‘Talking About Dying’: A of 2010. Since then, he has blossomed been bitten by a zombie. As the cast and played. For info, visit www.parishgap.com. taught. The rest of the evening is open to a into a spectacular yo-yoer, showcasing his crew struggle to manage with the situation, wide variety of dances from couple dances Community Discussion. Corvallis- things go from bad to worse as they must Benton County Public Library, 645 NW skills up and down the West Coast with Big Outside Costume Party. to line and circle dances. For info, visit www. deal with injuries, waylaid first responders, Squirrel’s Tavern, 100 SW 2nd St. 9 p.m. Monroe Ave. 7 p.m. Free. Death is part his very distinct style. For info, visit www. hoolyeh.com. a fire in the alley, dying lights, dying people, Cover: $5. Live music, fun costumes, happy of the human experience; all of us have bombsawaycafe.com. and what seems to be a growing number of times. For info, visit www.facebook.com/ MONDAY, NOVEMBER 2 experienced loss, and all of us will die Cloud & Kelly’s Public House, zombies trying to get into the theater. Some Lowdown. Big-Outside-178100478883990/. Corvallis- one day. Yet conversations about death 126 SW 1st St. 10 p.m. Fridays. No cover. A may even already be in the theater in this ESL Conversation Class. Benton County Public Library, 645 NW and dying are difficult and often avoided festive dance party showcasing local DJs. immersive, intense horror show. For info, visit That Coyote’s Temple of Horror. Monroe Ave. 10 a.m. Free. A weekly ESL even with our closest family members and For info, visit http://cloudandkellys.com/ www.majestic.org. Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. conversation class open to anyone of any friends. “Talking about Dying” is a one-time, music_and_nightlife. 9 p.m. Cost: $5. A Halloween tradition, this 90-minute community discussion that Peculiar Pretzelmen. Calapooia year subtitled “Melted faces dripping from skill level will meet at the library every provides Oregonians with an opportunity to FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30 Brewing Company, 140 NE Hill St. 9 p.m. No the walls of the writhing abyss,” That Coyote Monday at 10 a.m. in Conference Room reflect on what stories and influences shape cover. For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing. and The Shy Seasons send Rocktober out C (second floor) beginning Nov. 2. These their thinking about death and dying and to Ghosts of the Whiteside Tour and com. with a double-barrel blast. For info, visit free classes do not require registration hear different perspectives and ideas from Optional Ghost Hunt. Whiteside www.bombsawaycafe.com. and anyone may attend as many or as few fellow community members. For info, visit Theatre, 361 SW Madison Ave. 6 p.m. Tickets: 30 lb. Test and Radion. Bombs Away classes as they like. 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The format for all students where we learn new dances complements all types of photography and dairy, meat, and farm goods. For info, source materials from their rich collections pottery), Vicki Idema (fabric-surface design), and review the ones we have already learned. visit http://locallygrown.org/home. documenting nuclear history. Original Ann Lahr (ceramics), Judy Moon (watercolors, light, from movement to landscapes, urban materials include comics, Geiger counters, ink, and in-between), Kelly Nutter (fused landscapes, portrait, architecture, or macro For info, contact [email protected]. Corvallis Farmers’ Market. NW newspapers, photographs, manuscripts, and glass), and Deanna Peters (fused glass). The snapshots and creates images bold and Jackson Ave. and NW 1st St. 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. letters from famous antinuclear activists Soap Creek Artisans are a group of talented powerful or soft and hazy. All interpretations, Corvallis Community Choir Fall Saturdays and Wednesdays. Runs through Linus Pauling and Albert Einstein. For info, artists based in Oregon’s Soap Creek Valley. capture types, and processes within the parameters of the theme are accepted. For Term. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship, Nov. 25. Features fresh, locally grown, locally visit http://scarc.library.oregonstate.edu. Known for its unique country setting and 2945 NW Circle Blvd. Rehearsals: Tuesdays, historical past—it is home to the Soap Creek info, visit www.majestic.org/pitchstark. produced dairy, meat, and farm goods. For 7 – 9 p.m. Runs through Dec. 8. Fall Term info, visit http://locallygrown.org/home. one-room schoolhouse—Soap Creek Valley Exhibit: Daily Objects at The is the perfect time to see if singing in a Western Star Grange Flea Market & Bake Arts Center. The Arts Center, 700 SW is located 10 miles northwest of Corvallis. For The Majestic Reader’s Theater. Sale. Western Star Grange, 30423 Tangent info, visit www.bentoncountymuseum.org. The Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd Ave. 3 – 5 choir is a fit for you. The director is James Madison Ave. Tuesday through Saturday, 12 Moursund, a recent graduate from Oregon Dr. 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Second Saturdays. Runs – 5 p.m. Runs through Nov. 21. Three young p.m. and 7 – 9 p.m. Cost: $10 ($8 for students through Nov. 28. The market offers old coins, Calling All Artists – Footwise. and seniors). Last Sundays. The company will State University. James brings a youthful artists bring attention to objects we encounter offer a production in the “reader’s theater” household items, CDs, DVDs, books, quilting, daily. Painter Sarah Fagan, photographer Footwise, 301 SW Madison Ave. All day exuberance to his directing as well as an vintage items, jewelry, used sporting and event. Runs through Oct. 31. Footwise in style: trained actors, with scripts in hand, make inspirational musicality and expertise. The Susan Rochester, and conceptual artist Sandee the play come alive through vocal talent, facial hunting supplies, clothes, raffles, breakfast, McGee deal with common items in uncommon downtown Corvallis is happy to offer its 3rd choir has grown tremendously under his lunch, and homemade baked goods. Street display window to local artists for expressions, and minimal staging. Reader’s ways. They lift items out of context and infuse theater plays are a fun, accessible way to tutelage. CCC is relaxed, fun, and accepting. them with foreign elements to create an exhibiting their work in 2016. Displays are Music experience, though helpful, is not Fun-with-the-Animals Work approximately one month in duration and experience contemporary works by famous estrangement or distraction to the original modern playwrights that might not otherwise required. For info, call 541-740-6068. Party. Lighthouse Farm Sanctuary, 36831 meaning of each object. This may make one to each artist will be responsible for design, set-up, and removal of their work. There be performed here. For info or tickets, visit Richardson Gap Rd., Scio. Wednesdays: 10 examine what “daily objects” mean, or even https://majesticreaderstheater.wordpress.com. a.m. – 12 p.m.; Saturdays: 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. what a “daily reality” means. We define our is about 100 square feet of display space Corvallis Community Drum Free. For all ages and abilities. Work parties existence through concrete elements, but when to fill. Applications are being accepted Circle. 101 NW 23rd St. 7 – 8 p.m. First Teen Makers. Corvallis-Benton County provide the sanctuary’s abused, abandoned, these concrete elements are questioned, we through the month of October. For info, call Saturdays. All ages and skill levels welcome. or neglected farm animals with clean water, can perceive our reality with new insights. The the Corvallis location at 541-757-0875. Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30 pm. Tuesdays. Teens aged 12 and older Instruments provided or bring your own. bedding, and living conditions. No RSVP three artists work in very different styles and Hosted by Michelle Lovrich of the Drum required; just show up wearing farm apparel learn basic programming with Arduino and media. For info, visit www.theartscenter.net. Chintimini Movies. Chintimini Senior Circle Connection. For info, contact Michelle and boots. For info, contact 503-394-4486 or and Community Center, 2601 NW Tyler Ave. Raspberry Pi, plus explore 3-D printing and [email protected]. other technologies. Teen Makers meets on the at [email protected]. Exhibit: Diverse Dimensions 1:30 p.m. Cost: $2. Please join us for a movie second and fourth Tuesdays of each month at at Fairbanks Gallery. Fairbanks at the Center. Concessions will be available 4 p.m. For info, visit www.chcpublclibrary.net. Albany Historic Carousel and Gallery, 220 SW 26th St. 8 a.m. – 5 p.m. to purchase. Closed captioning available Ukulele Cabaret. First Alternative on request. For info, call 541-766-6959. South Store, 1007 SE 3rd St. 7 – 9 p.m. Museum. 503 W 1st Ave. 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Runs through Nov. 3. In a dimension where Teen Writers. Corvallis-Benton County Monday through Saturday. In the lobby, view an art practice is similar to the scientific Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 4 – 5:30 First Fridays. Free. This is an open mic and finished animals and watch the painters work method lies the work of contemporary Open Call for Submissions – pm. Thursdays. Teens aged 12 and older sing-along for ukulele players of all ages on a number of animals and other hand- sculptor Ben Butler. With an educational Pitch & Stark Photography in are invited to this writers group focused on and skill levels. Songbooks and instruction crafted projects. In the carving studio, see and background in both art and neuroscience, Black and White. The Majestic Theatre, creating new work and learning about the are provided. Bring snacks to share. Hosted touch over two dozen carvings in progress. Butler’s time spent studying molecular and 115 SW 2nd Ave. All day. Runs through Oct. process of writing together with other teens. by Suz Doyle and Jeanne Holmes of the For info, visit www.albanycarousel.com. cellular structures of the nervous system 30. The Majestic Theatre is currently holding Meets every second and fourth Thursday. Wallop Sisters. For info, call 541-753-8530. seems clearly relatable to his highly complex an open call to local photographers for Led by Ellie Douglass, MFA student, OSU. Exhibit: The Nuclear Age: 70 drawings and sculptures. For info, visit Pitch & Stark: Photography in Black & White For info, visit www.chcpubliclibrary.net. Years of Peril and Hope. OSU’s www.oregonstate.edu/fairbanksgallery. through Oct. 30. In November, the Majestic Reiki Healing Circle. 8285 Valley Library, fifth-floor exhibit gallery, OSU Theatre welcomes artists and art lovers Hula Classes. First Baptist Church, 125 NW Wynoochee Dr. 7 – 9 p.m. First main campus. The exhibit runs through March. Exhibit: Soap Creek Artisans. to rediscover the beauty of mono images NW 10th St. 5:30 – 7:15 p.m. Mondays. Come Thursdays. Donation: $5 to $10. All This year marks the 70th anniversary of the Benton County Historical Museum, 1101 in its second community art show of the experience a bit of Island Aloha by learning students and interested parties welcome. atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki Main St., Philomath. 10 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. season. Black and white remains a cherished Hula. The first class, from 5:30 to 6 p.m., is For info, call Margo at 541-754-3595.

vocabulary in a welcoming environment. For answered. Discover hidden gems and get a Darkside enthusiast, hosts Community Movie Noah Dietterich, joined by percussionist Ian Steve Hunter will be signing people up info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. glimpse of the library’s rich history during Night, a free weekly screening of lost, classic, Meltzer. Acoustic concert in an intimate starting at 7 p.m. For info, visit www. this fascinating look into one of the many and cult films. The feature film of the week setting, highlighting compelling songwriting bombsawaycafe.com. Traditional West African Dance reasons our library space is such a treasure. is always preceded by newsreels, cartoons and tight vocal harmonies. For info, visit Classes. Odd Fellows Hall, 223 SW 2nd For info, call the library at 541-766-6793. from the year of the feature’s release, and www.corvallisfolklore.org/home/concerts or Marys River Grange Movie St. 7:15 p.m. Cost: $10 to $12 per class, an introduction with interesting facts about call 541-760-3559. Night. Marys River Grange Hall, 24707 sliding scale. Every first and third Monday. Chair Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 Spruce the production from Kaufman. Donations Grange Hall Rd., Philomath. 7 p.m. Free Traditional West African dance classes hosted Ave. 3 – 4 p.m. By donation. For info, visit are graciously accepted and benefit the David Whitaker. Bombs Away Café, classic movies with newsreels and cartoons, by Maria Soumah from Guinea, West Africa. www.livewellstudio.com. renovation of the Darkside Cinema, Corvallis’ 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 8:30 p.m. Free. hosted by Ygal Kaufman, every other Bringing 30-plus years of songwriting and Accompanied by live drumming from Fefafe. Graphic Novel Book Club only independent movie house. For info, Thursday at the Marys River Grange Hall. For info, visit www.corvallisoddfellows.org. guitar playing skills to the stage, David This screening is The Stranger (1946), Meeting. New Morning Bakery, 219 SW visit www.cmnyk.wordpress.com or www. facebook.com/freemovienightcorvallis. Whitaker will be performing a major slice starring Orson Welles, Edward G. Robinson Dicemasters. Matt’s Cavalcade of 2nd St. 6:30 p.m. Free. The group will discuss of his musical repertoire for one night. and Loretta Young, directed by Orson Welles. Comics, NW Buchanan Ave. 7:30 – 9:30 p.m. Here by Richard McGuire. New members are Celtic Jam. Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Local singer/songwriter Steve Sever will Donations accepted, popcorn and drinks Free. Every Monday at Matt’s Cavalcade of always welcome. Check out a copy of this Philomath Blvd. 7:30 – 9 p.m. Every Tuesday. open the festivities. For info, visit www. on sale. For info, visit www.facebook.com/ Comics! DiceMasters is an all-new cross- month’s reading selection from the second- Free. For info, visit www.imaginecoffee.net. bombsawaycafe.com. mrgmovienight. brand offering utilizing WizKids Games’ floor reference desk of the library. For info, proprietary Dice Building Game platform visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 4 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5 Michelle Hazelton. Peacock Bar & where players collect and assemble their Grill, 125 SW 2nd St. 7 – 8 p.m. No cover. “team” of character dice and battle in head- Drink n’ Draw. Cloud & Kelly’s Public Free Teen Yoga. Live Well Studio, 971 Free Range Open Mic and Come enjoy a late dinner or a few drinks to-head game play. The initial set, Avengers House, 126 SW 1st St. 7 p.m. Free. Cloud and Spruce Ave. 4 – 5 p.m. Free. For info, visit Deluxe Brewing Tasting. Bombs with friends while you listen to Hazelton’s vs. X-Men feature Marvel’s greatest heroes Kelly’s Public House hosts Drink n’ Draw on www.livewellstudio.com. Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 6 p.m. acoustic styles. Minors welcome until 8 p.m. the first Tuesday of every month. Show up and villains. The starter set and booster Book Launch: Wild in the Free. Tasting runs from 6 to 8 p.m. Music For info, visit www.facebook.com/pages/The- packs are sold out everywhere, but we will and create art with your friends. Art supplies starts at 8:30 p.m. In the spirit of fostering Willamette. Corvallis-Benton County Peacock-Bar-Grill/64517167600. continue to meet and play friendly matches, are provided. For info, call 541-753-9900. camaraderie in the Corvallis music scene Public Library, 645 NW Monroe Ave. 6 p.m. and teach new players how to play. For info, and creation of new bands/projects, we No Direction Home. Majestic November Meeting of the Free. Everyone is invited to a celebration visit www.ilovespidey.com. give you Freerange Open Mic Night. This Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. 7 p.m. Cost: $12 Corvallis Guitar Society. of the launch of Wild in the Willamette: ($10 for members, seniors, students). Runs Gracewinds Music, 137 SW 3rd St. 7 p.m. Exploring the Mid-Valley’s Parks, Trails, rotating event will move between Bombs TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Away Cafe and Cloud & Kelly’s Public House two consecutive weekends. When a small Free. Instead of a guest performer, for this and Natural Areas. Help us honor the town is confronted with the murder of their Art Tours at the Library. Corvallis- meeting we have expanded the popular people, places, and writings of Wild in the on alternating dates so that it occurs twice per month. This event will fill the three most pastor, the community’s faith is challenged Benton County Public Library, 645 NW open stage and ensemble sessions. The event Willamette. Features author readings, guest as its members attempt to keep their sacred purposes of open mic nights: Giving Monroe Ave. 10 a.m. Free. Join Library is free, but donations are accepted. Bring speakers, and book signings and sales. For secrets hidden. This is 5 to 1 Theatre’s third new artists encouragement to keep playing Foundation board member Freda Vars your guitar to join in and play. For info, visit info, visit www.cbcpubliclibrary.net. production and is an original drama from every first Tuesday of the month for a www.corvallisguitarsociety.org. and learn how to play in front of others. their company. For info, visit www.majestic. tour of the hidden and not-so-hidden art yOya in Concert. The Arts Center, 700 Getting area musicians to drink together, org. in the Corvallis-Benton County Public Community Movie Night. Darkside SW Madison Ave. 7:30 p.m. Cost: $12 in play together, and thus form new bands. Library. Why does the library have so many Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. 7 p.m. Free. Every advance, $14 at the door. Corvallis Folklore Creating a scene of musicians who care Rusty Hinges. Calapooia Brewing gargoyle statues? Is there really a time Tuesday at the Darkside Cinema, Ygal Society presents folktronic Los Angeles about other musicians by giving them a Company, 140 NE Hill St. 7:30 p.m. No cover. capsule? These questions and more will be Kaufman, noted local film historian and band with native sons Alex Pfender and reason and place to socialize. For info, visit www.calapooiabrewing.com. Corvallis Advocate | 11 8 DAYS A WEEK... p vocate icks... d Ygal Kaufman A By Friday, October 30 30 LB. TEST AND RADION Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe Ave. 9 p.m. $5 Just when I wasn’t sure if Corvallis was even passingly familiar with hard rock, two of our favorite frequenters stop by for some face meltage. Radion Thursday, October 29 rocks hard as fudge, and they play here a lot, so don’t be the one person at your bridge club saying, “Who VANDFALD AND JT NICKEL are these whippersnappers I’ve been hearing so much Sunday, November 1 about? Radio or something? They sound like a bunch Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe BLUES JAM! Ave. 9 p.m. Free of tight pant-wearing criminals! Gin.” You say “gin” Saturday, October 31 when you win at bridge, right? I’m not ashamed to Calapooia Brewing Company, 140 NE THAT COYOTE’S TEMPLE Vandfald is a band. I think. I don’t know, I don’t really admit I haven’t got the first f*cking clue how bridge Hill St., Albany. 4 to 6 p.m. Free care. Here’s the real scoop; JT Nickel is a f*cking is played or what the object of the game is, or if OF HORROR (WITH THE SHY yoyoer or yoyoist. Or whatever they’re called. Jesus, it’s even really a game and not a big practical joke SEASONS), A blues jam is street slang for when a person I don’t even know what to call professional yoyo senior citizens have been playing on the rest of the propositions an undercover cop thinking they’re a performers, but this guy is one of those. He’s sponsored world for years, so we’d leave them alone to their sex Bombs Away Café, 2527 NW Monroe hooker. But then before the cop can arrest them, by Eugene’s One Drop Yo-Yos, purveyors of pro-level and cocaine parties. What? Only my grandparents, Ave. 9 p.m. Free the prospective john offers so much money the cop decides doing the deed is a better deal and takes the Oregon-made yo-yos. Are you goddamn kidding huh? Anyway. 30 lb. Test and Radion: better than What could notoriously not-scary guys That Coyote money. I’m not saying this has anything to do with me, kids-these-days? This yo-yo website looks like a gin, and twice as rummy. https://www.facebook. have up their sleeves? What is going to make this the free music that will be available at the Pooia skateboard company site. Is this really a thing? They com/30poundtest/; https://radionsucks.bandcamp. particular synagogue so horrifying? I mean, the temple on Sunday. I’m just telling you something I know sell enough high-priced, hand-built yo-yos to justify a com/releases I was Bar Mitzvah’d in was pretty terrifying, but that from experience—er, I mean, from a book I read. whole industry with sponsored stars and everything? I had mostly to do with the 137-year-old rabbi who Not from experience. Unless you call reading a book thought video games killed you, yo-yos, what are you WAIT FOR THE BLACKOUT kept looking at me disapprovingly. I guess he’d never an experience, which readers of my entertainment doing here? And how is this a live show? Obviously if seen someone replace their haftarah portion with the Majestic Theatre, 115 SW 2nd St. column are aware, I don’t. you’re not at the CMNYK Halloween double feature, 8 p.m. $12 ($10 for members, lyrics from Cherry Pie by Warrant. So again I ask, what you have to go to this show. Where it should again be is going to make this temple so scary? I have no idea. HOOLYEH INTERNATIONAL noted something called Vandfald will also be. http:// seniors, students) But That Coyote is fantastic and the Shy Seasons are FOLK DANCING onedropyoyos.com/team/jt-nickel; http://vandfaldmusic. I have no idea what to expect from this horror play, nothing to sneeze at either. Free Halloween music com/ so I’m advising everyone to go. What is a horror play? babies. This is all treat and no trick. First Congregational United Church, Is there even a mild possibility of being scared by https://www.facebook.com/ThatCoyote 4515 SW West Hills Rd. 7 p.m. $3 ($2 COMMUNITY MOVIE NIGHT a play? Seems unlikely. Unlike comedy, horror lives https://www.facebook.com/TheShySeasons in the close-up, not the long-shot, so that makes it for CFS members) WITH YGAL KAUFMAN FALL DRAG SHOW 2015 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL particularly hard to be scary on stage. Now being This kick*ss twice monthly folk dancing jam offered scared on stage, that’s something I know a thing or La Sells Stewart Center, 875 SW 26th for free by the Corvallis Folk Society comes in two about. I once worked as a dancer at an exotic two flavors: Israeli and Balkan. This is the Balkan Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. St. 7 p.m. $5 (free with OSU ID) 7 p.m. Free club that featured out-of-shape men dressed in sexy version of the dance gathering which means there pheasant costumes and dancing for people dressed Speaking of trick-free treats, it’s the OSU Fall Drag will be significantly fewer of my Israeli relatives in Oh hi there, CMNYK Halloween double feature. If you as Victorian English hunters, who would “tip” the Show, basically the best thing you can possibly do attendance, and probably a slightly higher chance of didn’t get your fill of classic movies and other junk on dancers by shooting airsoft rifles at us. And that place on Halloween. Besides raising a demonic spirit in an appearance by my Romanian relatives. Fortunately the big screen, then you’re in luck. For the second year was only half as horrifying and full of surprises as this the woods that destroys your tiny mountain town, of for everyone involved they won’t both be there, in a row, there’s a CMNYK double feature of spooky/ play, which deals with zombies and horror film tropes, course. This show promises an all-star lineup of Benton because they hate each other, and we’re all loud silly classic horror at the spooky/silly Darkside Cinema. promises to be. With an endorsement like that how County’s best drag queens, and a rowdy audience full obnoxious brutes unafraid to make a public spectacle. At 7 p.m. it’s Vincent Price in The Tingler (1959) and could you possibly not go? I mean to the play, not of fun-loving beavers. At $5, this is easily going to be So I guess what I’m saying is enjoy this awesome folk- then at 9 p.m. Arch Hall Jr. stars in the cult classic The Prince George’s Sexy Shooting Gallery… or, I don’t the hottest time, on a dollar-for-dollar basis, that can dancing event, and please RSVP for my family reunion Sadist (1963). For free. Happy Halloween. know, screw it. I meant both. be had in Corvallis. ASAP as tickets are going fast… Submit: Do you know of an upcoming event? Email us and we’ll add it to the web calendar [email protected]

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Do I have that Darkside Cinema, 215 SW 4th St. right, Mr. Whitaker? I think I do, but then again, I have BRYSON SKAAR 7 p.m. Free a high opinion of myself. Mr. W. is a guitar virtuoso, or Imagine Coffee, 5460 SW Philomath It’s been a minute since we’ve gone this far back, but I don’t know—what’s the soft acoustic rock version Blvd. 7 p.m. Free the time just felt right. This week at CMNYK we’ve got of a virtuoso? This guys is one of those. He’s like a Thursday, November 5 Leslie Howard, Merle Oberon, and Raymond Massey James Taylor we get all to ourselves, right here in the Bryson Skaar is a trooper. Not in the “starship” variety in the timeless classic The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934). Valley. 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