Tile tflltiJ WEEN/.1 VOL. ,y - NO. 10 WATERLOO UNIVERSITY COLLEGE FRIDAY. DEC. 4, 1964

PM To Be .Joined By Senator _MacDonald By Sue Bricco The Prime Minister of and a former Sen­ ate Leader and federal Cabinet member will grace the eampus of Waterloo Lutheran University tomorrow. The Right Honorable Lester B. Pearson and Senator W. Ross MacDonald will be the two not­ A SURVEY ables at the special convocation to install Sen. MacDonald aa Chancellor of WLU. The post has been vacant since the death of W. E. Euler, Canadian the first chancellor, in July, 1961. · Prime Minister Pearson will be awarded an honorary doctor Campuses of laws degree. He will also be the guest speaker at a banquet honouring the new chancellor in the evening in the dining hall. Prior to this, there will be an ·And liquor official reception in the Torque Room...... ' by Canadian University Press Several hunt!- .:; !;u<.~·~ from Canadian students' attitude· all levels,r:rl government and t-ards university liquor re­ from educational institutions ac­ gulations is generally one of ross Canad.a and the United overt acceptance or "bottle­ States are expected to attend under-the-table" rebellion, a this function. nation • wide survey showed There il, however, a liawt.iiN ... ..afin9 capadty In tfote Theatre The survey indicated most Auditorium and onlv 200 tickets . students show utter indiffer­ are .being reserved for students• ence or contempt for univer­ sity liquor regulations; regula­ police and universitv authorities tions are ignored on almost all · turn a blind eve to · breeches of Canadian campuses; and stu­ universitv liquor rules. dents usually get away with A probe of discinlinary pro­ it. blems associated with university Disciplinary action by campus liquor regulations. the survey or city and provincial police us­ asked the editor of campus Boar's Head Dinner Dec. 10 ually occurs only when drinking newsnapers to assess student at­ is accompanied by rowdy and titudes toward regulations, en­ In the 14th century, a K Club. carrying lighted candles will disorderly public behavior, not­ forcement by campus police, student of Queen's Col(ege The procession which winds . preceed the choir who will be ably at football games. For ex­ fraternity practices toward prov­ Oxford did not know his its way between the tables sea­ . singing the Boar's Head Carol. _ample, a student's court at the incial and camnus liquor regula­ philosophy. Today a celebra~ ting the 650 students and fac­ Dave Irvine, Chairman of the University of Western tions. and police attitudes to­ tion is held for over 650 ulty in the theatre auditoriam committee representing Circle reGently fined four students $50 ward provincial re_gulations. students and faculty at is led by a jester, a chef carry­ K , has announced that decora­ each for · "conducting unbecom­ A majority of universities re­ Waterloo Lutheran Univer· ing a cleaver, one with a turkey tions and other entertainment _ing students" and illegal drink­ ported a total ban on liquor Oil sity. · and two carrying the boar's features will be bigger and bet­ ing at a football game between ' campus but· onlv one of the dry 1'he student, it seems, was head. Another chef carries a ter than ever. Guest spaker for the McGill Redmen and the universities, Sir George Wil­ somewhat similar to those of · to­ Christmas cake and another a the evening is to be announced Western Mustangs. liams. said rules were fullv ac­ day and had been neglecting Ar­ flaming pudding: Six monks later. Queen's University reported "cepted and respected. Of the istotle's philosophy. As an on­ liquor regulations have been others. three blamed enforced eoming test caused him to· pan­ strongly enforced on campus teatotaling on religious tradi­ ic, he sought the isolation and after a bottle was ·thrown · from tion. inspiration of nature and walk· the football stadium injuring ~ "The university was started ed into the woods accompanied Who Hooked passer-by . on the street la,st by a lot of Presbyterians wh4:t by Aristotle's text to "cram'' for year. had queer ideas about drink and the test. But, in most cases, campus (Continued on page 2) It seems this same student . was charged by a wild boo~r and. The Hawk? lacking_ a weapon, turned to the only thing he could fin!}, namely · . By now. you are probably all ed in last week's Cord and alsG Aristotle's book of philosophy. familiar with the friendly lit· on the Carnival bulletin boarrl. He thus saved his life by thrust­ tie Carnival Hawk which appear- (Note. I said did appear on the ing his book of Aristotle down bulletin board. It seems some­ the throat of the charging wild one just couldn't .resist him. boar. The publicity and decoration The great wild boar choked on committee, who spent consider· Aristotle, the Oxford students able time preparing him for his made a celebration of the occa­ big debut, would sincerely ap­ sion (still carried on today.) and Warning: preciate his return_ to his home . this same ceremony is now a roost). tradition at WUC to be held Thurs., Dec. 10 by the Ctrcle Up until now this dear little Parking fellow has just ·been known as the "Carnival Hawk". But we feel that he should have a more INDEX Administration has asked the influential name. Thus the Wi.n­ co-operation of all WUC stud­ ter Carnival Committee is soon­ At Random ...... pg. 5 ents in regard to parking fur B.C...... ·pg. 6 soring a Name Contest f•.lr him. Convocation Day. 1'wo parking All suggestions would be greatly Being Frank pg.·3 lots are being reserved for stu­ Editorial Page pg. 4 appreciated. Put your thinking dents: numbers 8 and !l behind caps on and when your brain London Willison Hall and the Semmary Correspondent pg. 3 wave strikes. rush over tl' Mr. All others will be reserved for Nichols' office on the lo•vE'L· Sports View ...... pg. a guests. Any students' cars f,lur.d floor of the SUB building and Startoons ...... , ...... pg. 7 in these areas from 10 a.m. to Miss Musa Lincke, University of British Columbia, M~ ··•.-.:-·-:·· ... 10 p.m. will be towed away. (Continued on page 2) Canadian University Snow Queen, 1964. Page . Two , THE ,CO ltD WEEKLY Friday, December ol, 1964 Ft· LIQUOR Playboys (Continued from Page lJ Beware t:he other good things of life", The University of British Col­ (CUP) - -Academia chided the University of Mani­ umbia said though fraternities seems to be down on playboys toba. Acadia University and Mc­ serve alcohol to minors they "do this year. Master University concurred, not get in trouble with the "One of the basic problems of suggesting Baptist abstention RCMP if they restrict drinking contemporary playboys is their had a hand in banning liquor to the fraterniy house." appreciation of low frequency on campus. "Some fraternity members and high fidelity in sound, and Some universities reported drink a great deal, but frater­ high frequency and low fidelity liquor regulations are strictly nities here are in so precarious in women," an audience at Mc­ enforced and students are at a position that no campus and Gill University's United Theolo­ least careful to obey in the open. few provincial regulations are gical College was told Nov. ,20. The University of Western On­ broken," observed Newfound­ Dr. Andrew Walsh knocked tario reported students "would· land's Memorial University. the "playboy syndrome", saying n't bring a bottle with them" to At McGill University, frater­ the modern man o~ pleasure in university functions, but fre­ nity "rushing" is dry, but part­ his flashy sports car and "cool" quently drink beforehand. Liquor ies at which alcohol is served dress is a pleasure oriented, is sold to students, frequently are held at private homes. Frat­ hedonistic sort, "victimized by minors, at off-campus dances at ernity open houses were recent­ an:xiety and frustration and Newfoundland's Memorial Uni­ ly banned on campus, but tic­ playing at masculinity in the versity. kets are now readily available shadows." The University of Alberta re­ for "closed parties" at which He said the luxurious Playboy ported students bow to univer­ liquor is a vail able. Clubs provide the playboy with sity regulations but often snub In spite of reported dissatis­ an emotional outlet while the their noses at provincial liquor faction with campus liquor reg­ scantily dressed bunnies act as laws. ulations, the survey showed stu­ infantile sex-objects. On the other hand, at the Uni- dents are making little effort to 1'ersity of Guelph, liquor regu­ change existing · rules. lations are reportedly disregard­ Some university newspapers CARNIVAL eo. Bottles are openly bandish· are forbidden by provincial law ed at football games, although or university regulations to ac­ SISA AND IUS POORLY (Continued from page 1) theoretically the penalty for cept liquor advertisements. present him with "'I'he Name:• drinking on campus is expulsion. Queen's University and the Three universities said drinks Slip it under the door if the of­ university of British Columbia fice is unoccupied. The contest are permitted in designated both reported attempts to get a ATTENDED locations on campus, or at of­ will. end next Friday, December pub on campus. "We'll never 11. ficial off-campus university fun­ get a pub but everybody drinks WUC's interest in SISA and ousted the Yugoslavian stu­ ttions. At Bishop's University, both on and off campus any­ IUS demonstrated itself apt­ d e n t delegation without Mr. Nichols will be accepting where students are allowed a way," said UBC. No liquor lic­ ly at a meeting concerning consulting the other mem­ applications to escort the eight­ ..quiet drink" in residence ense is granted within five miles Larry Hansen's report on ber countries. een university Car;1i val Quem;s. rooms, and at Carleton Univer­ that conference held in (Your big chance, fellows!) The of the university. However, the present IUS has F sity, whe. 2 alcohol is allowed in Montreal recently. rid itself of much of this stigma closing date for ihcs~ applica­ residence and in the official stu­ and There were exactly fjf. and is attempting to provide dent lounge, few problems con- tions is also Dec. 11/64. Uni teen people present. much needed services to stud­ -e•·"'"cr liquor were reported. fro ents all over the world. $ity At ···v~-n . T·~'versity, where The group consisted mainly of Jiquor is banned u .... campus but ga the reliable "old guard", Stu­ the allowed at university functions CUSO Head dent Council members and the it in the ·off-campus Students' like and one or two students Union, student drinking is ap­ ing who had probably wandered in Kiddies lap parently no problem. Day () from the cold to seek w1nnth. 0£ all the universities in the ter survey, only the University of Mr. Hansen said that at the A Lady's Waterloo reported no campus At UOf W conference, the student dele­ At WUC liquor regulations. Provincial re­ gates to SISA made a strong de­ gulations, however, are strictly Mr. Bill McWhinney, national nunciation of the government of LUCKY STBIKB The hallways and corridors of enforced. Student drinking on secretary of Canadian Univers­ South Africa. He declared that WUC have been invaded by a campus is treated as a respon­ ity Services Overseas, will be at the delegates felt there was a horde of high school students sibility of the provincial and the University of Waterloo this "moral obligation on the _port of from suburban . campus police. Friday, Dec. 4 to explain CUSO's all Canadian students" to pro­ The survey showed that while activities to interested student~ test the apartheid poli<;y being The group of approximatdy city and provincial police strict­ from both Campuses. Slides and carried out by Prime Minister thirty-five from Alderwood Col­ ly enforce provincial liquor films will be' shown and a dis­ Verwoerd and his ministrv. legiate in Etobicoke spent the laws, most campus police act cussion will take place in room whole day, Wednesday, touring only when pushed or when of­ Ed Neigh who reported on the P150 at 3 p.m. IUS conference stated that in the university as prospec~ive fences cannot be ignored. students of the next few years ·The minimum drinking age is CUSO is a Canadian-type vol­ its initial beginnings, JUS was 21 in all provinces except Que­ untary peace corps which oper­ a · Communist-dominated organi­ The agenda included an op­ bec. Two universities ates without government sub&i­ zation run by "professional pol­ portunity to sit in on a typical said many students crossed the dies in Asia, Africa and the iticians." university lecture including Bus­ iness and Philosophy, and lunch river from Ottawa to Hull; Que­ West Indies. All graduating stu­ They wielded an enorm­ dents are eligible to apply and in the Mezzanine Dining Hall. bec to obtain liquor. ous amount of power, so I~ all provinces, liquor is al­ can obtain forms and further in­ lowed in place of residence or formation from Mr. F. Nichols, great that under Common· licenses establishments. Susan Hogarth, or Paul Perry. ist influence, the executjve Fraternities often avoid bow· ing to university and provincial regulations, the survey showed. "The fratman's attitudes to liquor are much like the engine­ er's - largely vocal and not We at Graham Petroleum very mature," said the Univer­ sity of Manitoba, adding that periodic police raids on off­ thank you the Students and Staff campus fraternities are often followed by charges under prov­ for your Patronage ~d wish you is incial law. pat all a Merry Christmas. The lady's heart and tha torso will be well * T EUGENfS warmed b1• the claHic ver Made in England, s\\"eaters w-hich the pro­ and brushed leather. prietor ofje1s as Christ- Sto STEAMBATH sand color. mal· gifts. A wealth of Students $1.00 (genuine planta~ color is present for your wh tion crepe soles). Po'ol SH 3-7855 by perusal and purchase. 2162 King St. S., Kitchener mi'm Hi-Y *A DELTA thin presents was cide BERKLEY TAVERN Rompin' Ronnie Hawkins Ross Klopp tche "SMORGASBORD" that 1405 King E. Kitchener with your Ltd. * Tl: Noon -- $1.70 the Evening -- $2.50 Robbie Lane and The Disciples Walkwel Shoes tifie• Waterloo Square a l:>e After Show -- $1.00 Saturday, December 5th, 1964 182 King St. W. • Kitchener a fe 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. Open Every Evening br~a SEAGRAM STADIUM ~- Time 8:30-12:00 Phone SH 5-7881 ''ibfl Licensed under Liquor 'Til 9:00 fron ·License Act Admission: $1.50 advance, $2.00 at door blue * iiJ, r

· Friday•. Deceni~r 4. 1964 THE CORD WEEKLY Page Three Our London Correspondent WUC Awards Scholars On November 26, entrance · contributed both by the College Mr. Barry Barlmann has been resentatives in comparison to old Wilson is just another cap­ and undergraduate awards were and by private donors, were giv· quite fortunate this year to take the mass of Thais and Icelan­ italist lackey); the War on Want presented to the more brilliant en to undergraduates. The don· members of the student body of his third year in Honours Poli­ ders and what have you. Society; the 'Bare Left Soc~ety; Waterloo University College. ors were duly thanked by Presi· tics at the London School of Ec­ 'I'he London School of Econ­ the C.N.D.; the Anti-Apartheid There were 18 Faculty-Board dent Villaume and reminded onomics. He has graciously con­ omics was first established by Society and others. The Commu­ Scholarships given to freshmen that with a growth in enrolment, sented to write a series of arti­ Sidney and Beatrice Webb. nist Party is the largest of any this year, and 48 Proficiency a growth in the number of priz. cles for our newspaper which George Bernard Shaw lived in university in Britain and is the Scholarships. 'I'he only disad­ es would also be necessary. will include comparisons of the upper floors. After some only one to have suffered severe vantage to this honor is that the The Dean's Honor Roll for Canadian and British university time some of the greatest minds defections after the Hungarian students have to maintain a fair­ 1963-64 was also announced. life, comments on British poli­ in Britain came to take part in Revolution of 1956. However to ly high average if they want to The names of those who attain· tics, and any events which arise this new venture. Among them stand alo_of from this trend a retain their scholarships next ed a first class average last year that are of interest to Canadian were Joseph Shumpeter, John new society has been formed. It year. will be inscribed in a book to be students. Mr. Bartmann will be Maynard Keynes, H. G. Wells, is called the "Old Whig Society" Special mention should be placed in the library. ·returning to W.L.U. for his final Hugh Dalton and of course liar­ and was established by the made of Jo-Anne Jolkowski of Mr. Ted Duff, well-known or­ year. old Laski. daughter of Prof. Shenoy, the Kitchener who obtained the Cen­ ganist, provided the entertain· It occurred to me that I Like many I was noted Indian economist, and tennial Scholarship for having ment, and a reception was held should say a few words in this confident that L.S.E. was the yours truly. We now have 26 an average of 90% in the grade afterwards in the mezzanine. column about university life ''Red Den of Socialism". I rath· signed members from every cor­ 13 examinations. Congratulations, award • win.o here in comparison to Canada. er expected to see a Red Army ner of the world. A number of general awards, ners! This is not altogether easy since contingent at the initiation cere­ the school I am attending, the monies. But such was not the London School of Economics case. Not only did I find that and Political Science, is just as the Conservative Party was rep: different from Oxford as it is resented at L.S.E. but that it Canadian Students Represented from Waterloo. So it is quite had a very sizeable group. possible that the peculiarities I Moreover, the two leading pro­ attribute to L.S.E. are more a fessors at the school, Lord Rob· single political ideology and result of its big city location bins of Clarke Market and fleeted the issues of the cold controlled by forces outside the war. than because of its being a Bri­ Michael Oakeshott are both Bulgaria student movement. In Candian students enjoy a rep. tish institution. staunch conservatives. Prof. By 1950, most national unions At any rate there are many Oakeshott took over the seat of Canada is one of the few wes­ utation for impartiality and gen­ of students in the Western uine bipartisanship in internat• differences from Waterloo. For the famous Harold Laski and tern countries observing the World had broken from IUS to one thing L.S.E., being in the what Laski was to socialism, proceedings of the Eighth Con­ ional student affairs, wherP.by form the International Student comes their influential position heart of London, is in a "living Oakeshott is to conservatism. gress of the International Union Conference {ISC). CUS is affili­ in relation to the Afro-Asian laboratory". You are taught as There are man~ other profess­ of Students (IUS) which opens ated with the ISC, but sends ob­ and Latin America nations who much from wandering through ors, especially in the Econom­ November 30, in Sophia, Bul­ servers to the IUS Congresses the British Museum (or Soho ics and Political Science depart­ garia. are being torn between East and in order to ensure accurate ~n­ West. depending upon your inclina­ ments, who are also conserva­ Douglas Ward, the Canadian formation on the activities o.f tions) as you are in the class­ tives of liberals. The student Observer, is attending this im­ this student movement. Mr. Ward expects to make in­ room. And of course it is a body though is overwhelming portant meeting on behalf of The International Student terventions into the proceedings cosmopolitan school almost to socialist. In addition to the Lab­ the Canadian Union of students Conference and the Internation­ of the IUS Congress. He will re­ the ~tent of absurdity. It often our Party itself there is the (CUS), the representatives or· al Union of Students have re- turn to Canada on December 14, seems there are few British rep- Marxist Society (for whom Har- ganization of 120,000 post-sec· ondary students in Canada. Mr. Ward is a graduate of the University of Toronto in Mod­ ern History and 'l'heology. At YOU ... and the Night and the Music the present time, he is Director of International Affairs for the Canadian Union of Students, whose headquarters are in Ot· By Frank Bennett M STUDDED FASHIONS tawa. Education not long ago was The Eighth Congress of t.'le petition he encounters. Never~ considered to be a definite sta­ theless, there is a great illusion. International Union of Students tus symbol. Honor, esteem, and for EVENING is the first international gather­ responsibility often accompani­ common to us all at one time in ing of Communist groups since ed the young, educated man to our lives; each of us dreams of the demise of Nikita Khruschev. the height of success. Many gra­ rising above the proletariat and It is expected that highly signif­ duates went on to fame and for­ Miss Sun Valley Creations icant developments in the chan­ becoming such a tribute to man­ tune only to be surpassed kind. And with education we by ging Communist World will be· by outstanding politicians and come evident at this meeting. In actors and other such notable see our selves elevating slowly Morris Watkins 1962, the CUS observer to the leaders of society. And yet, if I but surely until by the time VIIth IUS Congress in Lenin­ take a superficial look at Can­ we have a university diploma grad reported on the Sino-Soviet adian society today, there are we either accept our social pos­ Conflict which is dividing the n;tany who have worked them­ ition or strive to insurmount;. Communist world. selves up to the same esteemed Before- leaving, Mr. Ward able honours. Evening Skirts ... positions. And if those who are reading stated, "the theoreticians of the various Communist parties can But how long can the self-ed­ this column seem to think that this university (or any other for .Y. Black Velvet be expected to use this Con· u~ated man continue to rise? He that matter) can give you this .Y. Black and White Crepe gress to try out new departures will always emerge if he poss­ in international policy on a stu· esses the ability to compete attainment, then you are falsely dent assembly before present­ against the onflux of recent mistaken. Our teachers cannot ing them to the forthcoming graduates. He will always stand teach us anything. They can top-level international meetings help us to find it within oursel· out no matter how much com- ves Tops ... of all the Communist parties." Shortly after the founding of .Y. Crepe the International Union of Stu­ WATERLOO SQUARE .Y. Velvet dents in 1946, it became appar· Brocade ent that it was dominated by a In Black and White Ali Baba Steak Ontario & Duke Sts. - Cocktail Dresses ... House- Kitchener .Y. Fancy Wool ' .Y. Crepes The Arabian Atmosphere .Y. Velvets Open Tili 3 a.m. Twin City Billiards Sizes 7-15 Mon. to Sat. Sunday 12-9 Located in Towers Plaza - Luncheon Special 99c Modern, Clean and Cheerful Atmosphere OVER ENDS The Home of , Open Daily 10 A.M. - 12 P.M. $1.69 STEAKS Sundays 10 A.M. - 12 P.M. Helen Anne Shop ''The Steak Bouse That Caters To Students" 19 King St. N. Waterloo SH 3-4871 124 • 130 King Street S. Ladies are especially WELCOME to Waterloo visit our new premises and take part in one of CUS Discount Phone 745-3601 Canada's fastest growing indoor sports. THE CO'RD ·WEEKLY ,· ' '·' Friday, December ·4<' • 1964 Friday, Tile Cl/liJ WEENl, The Cord Weekly is published once a week by the Student Board of DO SCHOOLS FAIL of Publications. Waterloo University College, Waterloo. Ontario. Authorized as Second Class Mail by the Post Office Department, Ottawa, and for pavment of postage in cash. Editorial opinions ex­ vressed are independent of Student Council and the Administration. Offic~ : Student Union Bldg. Phone: 744-5923 TO EDUCATE WOMENI I ... EDITOR ••• • LINDA McKENZ·IE ' by· LARRY MILLSON:., ' and should be educated to· suit · :tant as boys: in fact; this dual (repTinted from the · · that role. . , -role of theirs gives them almost Member of Canadian University Press F ai,lt-Ye T imes) , .. When a , boy leaves school, ,he . a double importance. They have Schools as~ume that educa- is going to acquire a skill and an economic importance to soc­ Publications Chairman •• • •• John F:inlay 1 . tion should be the same for practise it. Marriage will· not ''iety as well as being creators in Business Manager . • •••• Mer v Boyce both boys· and girls. ' And be ~· radically alter the pattern oi ' 'their ow n right. Advertisi.n.!! Mana,!!er •• • •• , AI Silver cause. of tnis .. waY they are \ his working life. . . ' ' "' " The job {)f being an intelli- educatin" girls into being ini- , · · :gent wife and mother requires mat'i'on men. · ' TWO LIVES ' the highest possible sensitivity •As .a result, the qualities of "But when a girl leaves ' 'of a variety of kinds. It means womanhood -are being frustra- school, she is usually destined, · being a bit of a psychologist, PI ted and wasted. ' not for one life, but for two. At ' knowing the way the world So says Sir John Newson, one first, she is going to earn her · works, how the local community CHRISTMAS: {)f Britain's top authorities on living, and then she is going to ·functions, what the powers of education. marry a man and become the · the local authorities are, what mother of a family." social services are available. "I believe that, in addition to Therefore when a girl leaves their ne~ds as individuals, our school she does not think of tak- THE OBJECT girls should be educated in ing up a job for life. "The object of education is' to AS IT IS WRITTEN terms of their main social fu nc­ "R,ather, she thinks pf wha,t . get the mind working, to whet tion - which is to make for · she is going to do in the, few 1ntell'ectual curiosity to themselves, their children and by Peter Rempel year~ ' before she marries and '' plake' pi!aple dissatisfied with their. husbands a secure , and. of what might be useflll to her , , cant :· and hypocrisy .. . " suitable home," he says, 1 · after marriage." " · ' · "To sum up: the purpose of ___,._ , 'Unto us a child is born~ unto us a son is given: and Although he talks about. the However, this does not mean education is to estimate crea- the .government shall be upon his shoulder; and his British system, much of what · that Sir John advocates an in- tive interest. An education is, name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, the mighty he says can be applied to our ferior education for girls, or in a sense, vocational, vocation- own educational .system. ' , . . '" that less money should be spent al for ·Jiving. God, the Everlasting Father, the Prince . of Peace. . Wo men have every bit as on them, or that their teachers ''And nobody can escape from Isaiah 9. much · intellectual ability, he be less able. the ," ocation of being male or says. ·But he feels that the wo­ . "They are - it should be ob, female. The mistake is to think man has a different social r ole yious enough j11st , that they are the same." Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring . ; :- f orth · a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted 1s, God with us. . . .: ;... St. Matthew 1.

Fear not: f or, behold, l bring you good tidings o·f great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; y e shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying' cold in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly h osts p raising G od and say­ made ing, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, the r g ood will toward men.'' St. Luke 2. ' '' Then lessly , In t he beginnin g was t he Word, a nd t he Word was w ith God, a nd the Word was God. St. J ohn 1. By

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only bego,tten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not ,perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. St. John 3.

''And as they did eat, · Jesus took bread, and blessed and 'broke it, and gave to them, and said, Take eat: this

is my body. And he took the cup, and when he had given , ':: thanks, he gave it to them: and they all drank of it. And he s~id unto them, This is my blood of the new testament which' is shed for many. St. Mark 15. '! . He was wounded for our transgressions, he was brui~~d for our iniquities': the chastisement of our peace was upon him· and with his stripes we are healed. ' Isaiah 53.

And when they were come to the place, which i.s 55 called Calvary, there they crucified him and the male­ factors, one on the right hand, and the other on the left. Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know WJUWf1:71Wl not w~at they do. St. Luke 23. ~ · . :~ . ' r NDP. DISTAFF MEMBER' of degradation in th~ reference piled with "books and reference' My strength is dried up like a potsherd; and my SPEAKS OUT to mere poster-makers and material" constitutes a prepar-· tongue cleaveth to my jaws; and thou has brought me handbill - distributors? ation to defend policies with "' into the jaws of death. The assembly of the wicked have In reference to the letter sign­ The honourable member from "solid facts backed by sound re­ in closed me: they pierced my hands and my feet. They ed by Mr. Henry in last week's Enns. search". May I point out issue of the Cord, I should like that there must be ideas . part my garments among them and cast lots upon my 1 another opportunity to eluci­ be(ol'e there can be facts. vest u re. Psalm s 22. date. TOUCHE, MR. HENRY . Any expression of ideas, on my By deductive reasoning, I In reference to the letter by part, was severely discourageflt T he angel answered and sa id unto t h e w om en, Fear have come to the conclusion Mr. Henry in last week's Cord, I by the table-banging, hissing not ye: for I know' that ye seek J e sus which was cruci­ that to qualify as an opposition wish to say that I felt the innu­ antl inane backbiting with which fied. He is not her e: for he is risen, a s he said. Come, leader, one must perforce be a endoes to be unjust. Mr. Pout-MacDonald's sper·ch see the place where the Lord lay. And go q uickly and mind reader. If one is not a He has, seemingly, overlooked was received early in the M on­ tell his disciples that he is risen fr om the dead. mind reader. then how is one ab­ the fact that not all members of day evening sitting. le to say that we were not "pre­ his and the other opposition I was very pleased to see the St. M atthew 28. pared to defend the government party made intelligent and/ or remarkable improvement in the policies with solid facts backed just contributions · to Model calibre of debate later that ev. And Jesus came and spake unto them, saying, All by sound research." Parliament. ening and on the following ev­ power is given unto me in heaven a nd in earth. Go ye However flattering the comp­ Also overlooked, or possibly ening. liment may be, the insinuation deliberately ignored, ' is the fact l\fr. Henry's letter reeks of therefore, and teach. all nations, baptizing them in the "sour grapes". Perhaps h e name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy that beauty is always combined that Model. Parliament is not on­ with no abi-lity to think for one­ ly a place to express ideas, but should have simply said, "I'm Ghost: Teaching- t hem to observe all things whatsoever self is, I feel, a judgement that also a place for those interesetd gonna take my political party B have commanded you: and, lo, I am with ~ ou always, the leader of the opposition_ is to learn something of the intri­ and go home." even unto the end of the world. A men. not qualified to make. cacies of politics. Janet Bauer NDP Club Secretary St. Matthew 28. Further, do I detect a note Mr. Henry feels that a desk 964 Friday, ··December 4,, 3.964 ,._ ,. THE CORD, WEEKLY· Page Five , , ,

ODD .ITIES AT RANDOM -·-···r-· , Who's Sitting - False Alarm In Our Seats There is nothing like a fire • Editor's Note: - - This column appeared in last year's Christmas On Saturday December 5, the drill at six o'clock in the wee 1ssue of the Cord. It is being repeated by popular demand. - dual Right Honorable Lester B. Pear­ hours of the morning to wa,ke In 1897 a New York newspaper print­ most son will be at Waterloo Univer­ one up. ed an answer to a little girl's question as have ·sity {j{}llege. In' the long history Such was the case at East to whethel' Santa Claus really existed. It soc- Hall Tuesday morning. seems that the red-suited devil himself ' of the school, this is the first . · saw that maudlin reply and decided te time its students have had. 'the Sleepy-jleaded boys and Mr. give her a straight answer. How his let­ oppOrtunity of being 'addressed Buendorf,' dessed in a baby­ ter came into our hands we cannot divulge by a Prime Minister of Canada. blue, 'terrycioth bathrobe strugg. but have reproduced most of it below. · No doubt it will be many years led into the foyer only to find Dear Virginia, before we are again so privileg­ that their beauty sleep had been Do I exist? - Your damn right I do, Plumbers Plant ed. unduly. disturbed. kid. Only it's not the way you think. I Fortunately, for this historic , The · cause of the fire alarm am not that gentle Miracle-on-34th-Street event, there have been seats re­ was not known but faulty wiring type as I am usually portrayed. I am a mean man ••. and a spiteful Effigy served for · 200 of WUC's 2000 was .s~sp~cted. creature. students. ''Good heavens, a body! They How could I be anything else? We hope that the monied hol­ murdered someone!" Such niust I am a product of man's imagination. Created only to usurp the ders of the remainder of the real meaning of Christmas because he found that he could not face have been the thoughts of one Noon Meeting Late is· to seats will receive as much ben­ the truth. Mankind, Virginia, is an egotistic practitioner of self-de­ freshette on last Wednesday efit from their dressed affair . ception. He likes to think that because of technical advances, he too, whet Last Friday, the fifth meeting as would thl! eager students. who' is moving forward: but at Christmas. if he discovers its true mean- to wheq. she called the police to of the TGIF Club was held in will be waiting outside to get a , ing, he faces a refutation of his pet theory. with come and collect a . very dead­ the local meeting hall. glimpse of the honored guest on looking fgure from in front of Turnout was very poor, and He will readily admit that Christmas is the celebration of the their campus. birth of Christ; but he will not carry it further to the question, "Why e of the Women's Residence. only 25% of the membership· crea­ did Christ come?'' Oh, sure. he came to save us from our sins - but It 'seems that three "happy" showed up on time. Fears of a ,fi is, general collapse were allayed, WHY! Only when man asks himself this question and then looks ·ation- plumpers . decided to construct Billiard Champ however, . when another 50% · about him does he realize that his nature is still the same. Despite an effigy of a member of our turned up two and a half hours science and everything else he is still the horribly pathetic and from illustrious hockey team, hoping late.. shameful creature that he was 2,000 years ago. e or by some sort of voodoo to ·To Return During the course of the think He cannot a'nd will not accept the fact that Christ had to come f!ha~g~ the course of the game. ' Pre'theolog'y students~ arts meetings, topics of local, nation­ and die for his sin: that pit of putrescence he can never escape students and ·even choir Presi­ al and world importance are Their rowdiness at 3:00 a.m. through his own power. dents turned out en masse last discussed. Still under discussion woke this certain freshette for Thursday and Friday nights, to is a constitution. When this is This, then, Virginia, is the real meaning of Christmas: Jesus. the whom the effigy was a little too see World Pocket Billiard decided upon, it will be present­ Son of God, had to come and die in order t!> save a miserable crea­ realistic. Champion, George Chenier, at ed to Council. ture. which, if judged by human standards. would not be worth · · The police reluctantly agreed the new Twin City Billiard Par­ Since only 25% of the mem. the bother. The only reason for joy at this time is that God had lor. bership is feminine, interest to examine the "body" which such great love for his creatures that he sent Christ to face such a Twin City Manager, Hugh among girls is to be encouraged, horrible death. had been left hanging in front Schober has decided to bring said the president. The meetings of one of the neighbouring ap­ Mr. Chenier back again Dec. 6 usually take the form of lunch­ Don't get the idea, kid. that I am only that chubby character in artments. They cut it down. The and 7 at 8 p.m. eon meetings. the white beard that your older friend's have stopped believing in. cold lawn was its resting place Not by a long shot. I am a symbol of that whole fiction that man for the night but the next day it has created to take his mind from the essential fact of Christmas. Even that phrase. "Peace on earth, goodwill toward men," has made a brief sojourn in one of been assimilated into this rationalization. Have you noticed how the lounges of the residence. readily this phrase flows from everyone's lips at this time of year? Then it was quietly and pain· But man can't have peace on earth, his self-centred ambition won't· lessly put away. let him. Even if he could attain it he would kick it aside. And still J ·: By the way, we tied the game. he goes on mouthing his hypocrisy. To show his "goodwill toward 2722 King St. East - Kitchener men" he rushes into stores to purchase expensive gifts with which. Your Family Shopping Centre to b~y his friendship. Love cannot be bought. MURRAY S. MUNN :I; tell you this, Virginia; Ebeneezer Scrooge, before the visit OPTOMETRIST Food Products • Clothing & F ootwear - Hardware of 1\'Iar~ey, had the conception of Christmas as I represent it. he Stationary & School Supplies - Records & Camer a Supplies knew .that i.t had become "a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket ' ' 2A King St. South A Large Snack Bar Waterloo every twenty-fifth of December." 743-4842 Open Every Evening Until 10 p.m. Just• look around you at Christmas time, Virginia, and you will see how successful I have been. I think that I can say with some pride• that, singlehandedly, I have done to Christmas what time and all of the western world have done to Remembrance Day. At one Gene's BOLCE'S time •it, too, •may have had some meaning; but now it has become only a senseless parody of the original. It has become. a holiday fOil" ,I Men's & Boys' Wear You and your schoolmates who have no memory of the wars or why they were fought. It has become a time when paunchy legion mem­ Quality at Popular bers can leave the pub long enough to march in a parade and show Hair Styling off those baubles with which men like Hitler and Napoleon were able Prices to rally_ the masses behind them and send their followers, smiling I Special Student courageously, to their deaths. I am ' know!! by kids like yourself. Virginia, in almost every "> for Men · Discounts country in the world. One of my most common names 1s "St. Nick"; 556 K ing Street East Phone SH 5-9711 Located Next To Towers but often I think that I -should si2:n myself, Old Nick ,,

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Motor Club B.C. by jOhnny bart 'l1he movement on campus to form a Motor Sport Club mat· Tt-IE:: HL!Mtt.IATiON, Tr!E DeGRADATION1 erialized last week when an or­ Tt-l!: SHAME:., ganizational meeting was held. • ...THE:. MORTiFICATiON Some twenty-five enthusiasts OF IT AL-L-! from the realm of the motor­ minded presented themselves, elected an executive and made plans for future activities, from film nights to driving events. lf you would like to join the crew, eome to 2C8 on Tue., Dec. 8, at 8:00 p.m. Bring your ideas and experience along to what prom­ (" ises to be a richly rewarding ac­ tivity. ' 20th -CENTURY MARRIAGE BROKER

Some years ago, Professor K. less active sotial life than mo;~t Of course, all is not sweet and When she's gone (in the inter­ ally found it necessary to sneak M. Wallace of Los Angeles State people. For the fee charged, ne smooth. Some women of 30 de­ ests of applied science) y,ou ki~s out to meet him and soon her College wrote a book refuting is given several interviews and mand a man of 40 who must be the steering wheel and it feels need for improved guidance was the common theory that roman­ personality assessments, the re­ a virgin. met by his aggressive attitude. tic love is the main factor in sults of which are punched on And, some dates don't work exactly the same. You are ldt In general, the simple and determining marital happiness. an IBM card. A computer match­ out. On his first dating report, with two alternative conclus­ practical theory behind the op­ He preferred the premise that es people with similar interests; a fellow said of the girl: "1. ions: either you are getting old, eration of the Centre is working if you establish a couple's com­ dates are arranged as often as She is a very poor dancer. 2. I or this woman doesn't sen!i out well in practice, as It has patibility before they meet, needed and available and sooner had to take her home at 10:30 you." in other large cities. they will be more likely to stay or later there is an audible because she was 'tired'. 3. She However, some dates that be­ It is worthy of note that Mrs. in love after they fall in love, click · - and a marriage. jumped out of the car the mom­ gin badly work out later. Take Neiger herself met her husband .,- and in 1963 Mrs. Gertrude Nei­ Mrs. Neiger d~nies that her ent it stopped for reasons I the case · of a 56-year-old man under similar but outmoded cir­ ger, a trained social worker, ap­ mating method is too clinical. could not determine." who was very critical, cynical cumstances. She answered an plied that concept in organizing She said there have been eight And, an older man wrote half­ and, at times, obnoxious. He advertisement placed by the the Scientific Introduction Cen­ engagements so far, and the cou­ bitterly about incompatibility on didn't even want to meet the marriage broker. Was there ex­ tre in Toronto. ples all reported that during a 'semi-platonic date'. It was a woman who was suggested, but tensive screening and testing The object was to provide a dating all they did was talk. "situation where you kiss a curiosity got the better of him. before the date was arranged? clearing-house for personality 'I'hey were even amazed they woman goodnight after two She was 48 years old and still "Well", admitted Mrs. Neiger, information to avoid "the com­ didn't come to any disagree­ months, because you feel she living with her parents in a "I told the broker that I wore plex, nonsensical ritual of mate ments. might be insulted if you didn ' t ~ Victorian atmopshere. She actu- glasses and could cook." selection in our society." The It seems that a well matched old ideas of lonely hearts clubs - couple tend to forget the com­ At first the publicity brought mercial part of their meeting. KAMPUS KAPERS and marriage brokers were out. One girl wrote, "I do not desire 500 applicants from the curious any further introductions be­ the interested and the anxious. cause I'm happy to say that he II One man wanted to know if and I seem to be unscientifically people who w e r e separated in love." "ARSENIC • • • Draws Few would be accepted. Asked how Mrs. Neiger stresses the im­ long he had been away from his portance of eliminating bad by LARRY GLADMAN or a tablespoon of cyanide? nights, Mr. Judd? No Terry, it family, h,e said, "Well, my wife dates, and consequently, bad What were you doing last Fri­ And you, Don, (McKechnie, wasn't Boris Karloff! We know just left me this morning and marriages. She criticizes "hap­ day and Saturday nights at 9:00 that is) ·were taking trumpet it was you who, disguised as I've been cooking all day." He hazard" marriages as not set­ P.M.? lessons. Some of us in the aud· Jonathan Brewster, was respon­ was not accepted, but 300 people tling various issues beforehand, If your name is John Dowie ience thought at times that you sible for adding a sinister ele­ were at present there are and, even down to the man's agree­ (alias Mortimer Brewster)~ you should have used a mouthpiece ment to the play. Mter the stage 460 men and women registered ability to go shopping for were performing on the stage on the trumpet. But don't wor­ lights came on, and I crawled at the Centre. clothes and food. Thus, in the of the Theatre Auditorium. You ry, Don. We understand that back out from under my chair, How does the system work? tests given to the clients, there had the audience "eating out of Teddy Roosevelt, that is) didn't I found myself face to face with A client usually has marriage in are some 90 interests listed for the palm of your hand" with play such a hot trumpet him­ the ugliest creature alive. mind, but generally he leads a checking off, to be sure of max­ your easy, self-confident man­ self. If I had been alive in imum compatibility. Allowance ner. Barry McKague's direction Teddy's day, I would very much was superb. Jim Fenson, the is made for shifting interests of have wanted him to be as re­ Compliments of "AI Haid" young members. If .your name is Edith Blake­ producer of this year's "Kamp­ Proprietor ly (over 500 people know you laxed, and yet, as powerful, as us Kapers" spent countless hours now as Abby Brewster), you you were in the production of in publicity and in turning out University Billiards had transformed yourself into "Arsenic and Old Lace." a great success. The set was de­ Wes Forrest Motors an old spinster who spent her signed by George Turcon. Corner King & University Kathy Bush had the audience LTD. hours "creating a world of 12 University E. sitting precariously on the edge Itt isn't often that we have a Behind Cities Service Citroen • Peugeot - Alpine peace" for lonely old men. But, of their seats when she erupted and other Rootes products, you didn't work alone. You had noted celebrity in a WUC pro­ Station Sign with the most exciting line of duction, and this occasion was, 9 Tables parts and service your old maid sister, Martha, the play. This line, freely quot­ of course, no exception, But, we Ladies Welcome 1158 King East, Kitchener (alias Arlene Koivisto) to help ed, went something like this. can boa~~ one very notable char­ Open Sunday 12 noon-11 pm Phone SH 3-0461 you prepare the wine. Tell me, "Nuts!!!" I'm._ n<>t sure if there dear ladies: Was it a teaspoon acter actor - Mr. Dennis were three or four exclamation (Gibbs) Adair. Dennis has ob­ marks, but the effect of the viously neglected his vitamin statement is evident. As Elaine pills for some time. His con­ Harper, you made a very con­ vincing character portrayal of vincing lover. Keep up the good ./!""- MEL WEBER lTD. the grey-haired teen-ager dis­ WATERLOO work. played, to the audience's great 38 QUEEN ST. S. KITCHENER Fri. & Sat. First Show 7 p.m. Tom Graham wins the award satisfaction and pleasure, Den­ "THE SERIOUS SPORT SHOP" Doris Day - Rock Hudson for the best portrayal of a for­ nis' acting talent at its finest. Versatile Peter Knowles took The University ·crowds Headquarters For eign character. The runner-up was Mr. Spenalzo, who, for on the responsibility of playing Riddell Football Boots "Send Me No some inexplicable reason, found two parts in the production - Head Skis and Poles Flowers" it necessary to take a trip to Reverend Harpe!· and Mr. With­ Converse B Ball Shoes Panama. erspoon. Doug Greene brought Team Jackets and What is your- alibi for those Shakespeare back to life in his Club and Fraternity Crested role as Officer O'Hara. And let Sweat Shirts 'Bullet For A Badman' us not forget "forceful" AI Fow­ ler as Lt. Rooney. T-Shirts, Socks and Accessories M. P . . LANDMANN LTD. Despite the poor audience size *And We're Right Next Door To The Hofbrau SUNDAY BOOKS (approximately 250 each night), the cast of "Arsenic and Old Open Mon.• - Sat. 9-6 Fri. Nites Till 9 p.m. Continuous Frotn 1:30 50 Queen St. Kit. 745-9941 Lace" left those present with Or Phone SH 3-2638 Alfred Hitchcock's many humorous memories. Suspenseful Sex 1\lystery Phone SH 5-6511 380 King St. N. "Marnie" {Adult Entertainment) Color Wallar's Ladies Wear ~£ DOWNING'S GARAGE Mon. Night .• University 31 King St. N. Waterloo Series - Membership Only WATERLOO, ONTARIO Starts Tue. Phone 742-5088 • Foreign Car-Parts and Service Katharine Hepburn --- wishes all W.U.C. students the best of "Long Day's Journey luck on your Christmas. Exams and extends its • Repairs to all Makes and Models hope that everyone will enjoy a MERRY CHRIST­ Into Night" 10% Discount On Parts To Students fl«B'fl MAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR. - Fl"iday, December 4, 1964 THE CORD WEEKLY Page SeveD

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Before c-rowd Of 600 SPORTS DAYS AT OAC The women's varsity basket­ Two more league games were ball team opened its season played at the Sports Day at with the first of its league gam­ OAC last weekend with McMas­ es on Monday, November 23. ter and OAC as league partiCi­ HAWKS FLY: TIE 3-3 The home game with Hamilton pants. The game wfth OAC was Featuring tenacious checking tenance man losing his chapeau Teacher's College was a close won by WLU in a score of !9-1:L and robust play, t he Waterloo in the midst of his work? Not T hird Period victory for WLU with a score McMaster won their game by a Univers ity Golden Hawks came only did he hold the game up, No scoring. of 34-26. After a short lead by score of 22·8. from behind to tie the Univer· Hamilton, WLU caught up, and s ity of Waterloo Warriors in a but he rudely insinuated skull­ Penalties: Banks (cross-check­ from there the score was tied Other schools participating in game played last Thursday at duggery by innocent spectators. until the final moments. Carol the Sports Days were U of ing) 3:50; Keene (elbowing) of the Waterloo Arena. For a time * The three stars of the game: Jackson was lead scorer with 39 Waterloo and U Windsor. 7:53; Marshall (hooking) 8:35; WLU scored a victory over U it seemed the Hawks were go­ 1. Stone 2. Banks 3. Bacon. pts. An exhibition volleyball ing to sink along with this de­ Banks (high-sticking) 8:35; game preceding the basketball of W by 23-10 and lost the game lapidated monstrosity, for, af­ WLU - Goal, Stone; defence, Banks (tripping) 13:30. saw WLU as winners. to Windsor by ~J>ne point, 16-17~ ter Reynolds notched their first Banks, Brady, Defehr, Dobie, encounter at 6:43 of the first Russell; forwards, Bacon, Bele­ period, the Warriors "stamped" back (swords et al.) to score jac, Weber, Macintosh, Temp­ three consecutive goals. First, Jar, Reynolds, Cressman, Des­ Mervyn from Wait and Davis, jardins, Maloney, Amos. then Poole unassisted, and fin­ ally Davis (he can't be the same U of W - Goal, Soden; de­ one) from Poole and Passmore. fence, Watt, Searth, Keene, From here the Hawks assumed Marshall; forwards, Mervyn, command and at the fifteen Cooke, Hardy, Davis, Passmore, minute mark, little Don Amos scored on passes from Desjard­ Howard, Lawless, Peacock, ins and Maloney. This set the Moyer, Love, Deighton, Burfoi·d, stage for the best goal of the Poole. night. The Hawks, while playing shorthanded, poked the puck Referees, Jerry Olinski and into the centre ice zone, where J-erry Hill. it was picked up by Mcintosh, First Period who outraced Warrior defenders to score easily on a surprised 1-WLU, Reynolds (Macintosh, goaltender. Defehr) 6:43 At this point, with the score 2-U of W, Mervyn (Watt, tied, the teams settled back Davis) ... 18.25 and proceeded to take " shots" at one another and between Penalties: Weber (high-stick­ t he Warriors " warring" and ing) 3:57; Poole (interference) t he Hawks " clawing", t hirty­ 4:10; Reynolds (hooking) 4:33; t wo penalties finally resulted Brady (tripping) 7:07; Moyer IMPORTANT unde r t he watchful eye of re· (holding) 7:25; Dobie (tripping) .fere Olinski. (Didnt' he offici-.. ate in the NHL? ) 9:01; Poole, Desjardins (slash­ SIDELIGHTS ing) 11:35; Banks (elbowing) FIND IN IS * Approximately 300 Lutheran 12:40; Cooke (slashing) 12:40; fans attended the game, but this Love (boarding) 16:08; Macin­ is below that previously antici­ FOB liFT PBOSPBCTDBS tosh (boarding) 17:45; Banks pated. - The weather wasn't that cold! (high-sticking) 18:20; Keene In the proprietor's emporium will * The Hawks out-shot the Uni­ (high-sticking) 19:08. be found gifts of sartorial splen­ versity 35-27 with both Soden Second Period dour discovered in many corners and Stone playing strong games. of the globe. Seekers should lay 3-U of W, Poole 5:03 Stoney saved the home club claim to them before the Christ- when he sprawled to prevent 4-U ()£ W, Davis (Poole, mas rush. Poole from scoring with just a Passmore) ...... 13:23 mi'nute to go in the contest. 5-WLU,. Amos (Maloney, * A casualty occurred in the third when a pretty spectator Desjardins) ...... 15:00 was struck in the face. The in­ 6-WLU, Macintosh ...... 19:12 cident necessitated several sti­ Penalties: Belejac (elbowing) ROSS KLOPP tches, so girls please, don't ruin that every complexion. Keep :09; Keene (cross-checking) your eye on the game! 5:12; Brady (interference) 9:11; 'fhe only incident "marring"' LTD. * Brady (tripping) 11:22; Dobie the game was when an "uniden­ tified" college student clad in (interference) 12:50; Searth ( el­ Tailors, Haberdashers, a beige coat, was "accosted" by bowing) 15:03; Brady (hooking) a fellow dressed in a grey wind­ breaker, but before he could 15:33; Poole (high-sticking, Ladies Sportswear "itulict" harm, he was escorted roughing) 18:43; Defehr (high from the s-cene by a man in blue. sticking) 18:43; Dobie, Burford Waterloo Square * iHow about that arena main- (high-sticking) 19 :25. 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,7" ' by Paul Heinbecker LANCERS llO- 65 ' Bulldozers and trucks have teamed up to dump the ground SAT. NOV 28 - Waterloo's Turner and Bob Eaton with_· 15 this writer, the purpose ..of an taken from the library site onto the area adjoining the present foot­ Golden Hawks were seve.rly beat­ and 12 points respectively. Norm exhibition series - against - Senior b~ll practice field. I wonder if the administration has ever considered en last Saturday evening by Cuttiford added 9. Windsor,- as Intercollegiate teams is to prove making this into a permanent playing field. Canada's Senior Intercollegiate usual, had a tremendous team to their League officials that our Champions, the Univer1>ity of effort placing five men in d

There are several other deficiencies in the Theatre-Auditorium from an athletic viewpoint. For example, table-tennis enthusiasts can only play in the lobby. This necessitates endless folding and un­ folding of tables, not' to mention playing- on the slippery terrazo How to swit~g _ floor. 'I'he weight-lifting room is now backstage. The stage itself is the only adequate storage area in the building-. And whoever heard of a football-basketball dressing room without windows? Pass the her llxu1ita! anti-perspirant, please .. , And doesn't that Hawk which symbolizes Winter Carnival look an awful lot like Donald Duck? I hope that any pictures of him used for advertising will include the claws. Ru.g ... ~ George Kadwell Army's Supertest Records and Hi-Fi Service Discount Prices Licensed Mechanic Easy .•• 136 King St. N., Waterloo SH 4-3712 - Waterloo Squar~ Sll 2-4251 Jerry Armitage

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